Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
07/19/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 19, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled steals in around 8:43 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Firebroiled: I didn’t hear him enter, but my nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume -- Pyramid Pachtuli. There was only one joker in Los Angeles sensitive enough to wear that scent, and I had to find out who he was!
Firebroiled: It's me!!
||||||||| "Hey Firebroiled!" ... Firebroiled turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:44 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| 8:19 PM: ah,clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| At 8:20 PM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem in through the front door at 8:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'no "few minutes" tonight, taking a break, hope to be in chat later'
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 8:21 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mudhead close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
||||||||| Dexter Fong waltzes in at 9:03 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: Hey Muddie
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:04 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Stratford."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Mudhead: Hiya Dex n Elayne
Dexter Fong: I say hello....they say nothing
Dexter Fong: ah a response
Elayne: Oh, sorry, I thought the returned "hi" was implied. :)
Dexter Fong: Interesting implication
Elayne: Watching VH1 Classic's "The Drug Years" series. Good job, too, it reminded me that chat was tonight.
Dexter Fong: but it's not mine
Elayne: Robin keeps listening to the music saying "Yeah, Hal Blaine on drums..."
Dexter Fong: Could be Jim Keltner
Dexter Fong: or Carmine Appice
Elayne: Rob says, "Could be, but it isn't."
Dexter Fong: I take Robins word
Elayne: And Appice is "very unlikely."
Dexter Fong: Yeah but how often do you get to mention him =)
Elayne: Yeah, he's made a sort of hobby of which songs Hal Blaine played drums on.
Elayne: I think he has an iPod grouping of "Every song on which Hal Blaine played drums."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd disembarks at 9:09 PM.
Dexter Fong: hey llan
llanwydd: anybody here or is it just us?
Elayne: Hi llan!
Dexter Fong: so far
Mudhead: sorry, experiencing problems from Apple update, I will return shortly
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:10 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mudhead by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:10 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: hey Clem
ah,clem: hi all
Elayne: Evenin' Jim!
Dexter Fong: How you feeling?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:11 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Funfun Town."
Dexter Fong: Hey Merlyn
Elayne: Hey Brian!
ah,clem: I am not particilarly sick, just a bit depressed, so not a good time to be on the radio
Elayne: Hope you feel better soon.
llanwydd: so, anybody but me getting the heavy rain?
Dexter Fong: Sorry to hear about that
Merlyn: hey, the FT website made the coveted "web pages that suck": http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/dailysucker/
Dexter Fong: No rain down here right now llan
Merlyn: clem, mind if I put up an announcement then?
Dexter Fong: GRATS MERLYN
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Are you gonna make an announcement that clem is depressed?
Merlyn: no dex, new Barnstormer bit
ah,clem: my Dad just told me tonight, he put the strip mall up for sale, if it sells, dot com has to pay rent to new owners, and in the last 6 months we have not made utilities
llanwydd: how can this website possibly merit any complaints? I can't imagine
Dexter Fong: ah, never mind
llanwydd: that was poor grammar. sorry
ah,clem: and even if it does not sell, I have 6 mo to make it work
Merlyn: they thought the funway was too mysterious to navigate, llan, even though that's intentional
Elayne: The Daily Sucker doesn't have permalinks? That's a rather sucky thing to be omitting on a website talking about sucky design.
Merlyn: sorry to hear that, clem
ah,clem: Bam and I have worked very hard on this, but he just does not see it
Merlyn: good point, E.
llanwydd: sounds pretty ignorant, merl
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Regulus A Brain disembarks at 9:16 PM.
Elayne: Physician, code thyself, and all that.
ah,clem: anyway given that, did not want to get on air and bum you folks out, so I will be quiet
llanwydd: hi Reg
Regulus A Brain: Hey. all
Elayne: Oh Jimmy, my heart just goes out to you. I think you're so brave in the first place to be running your own business, it's something I could never do...
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
Elayne: Evenin' Regulus!
llanwydd: or else they just didn't have many websites to write about
ah,clem: well, I will not miss the 3 hours a day on the road, and I was not sick before all this came about...
Elayne: I don't get the kind of mentality where a website only exists for the purpose of tearing down others.
Merlyn: well, they're trying to get the bad websites to improve themselves
Dexter Fong: E:Those mentalities have always existed, just a new format
llanwydd: I auditioned for "King John" on tuesday. I'll know tomorrow
Regulus A Brain: Came across the following this past week. Does the style of it remind you of anything? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vz2nxdM0qc&NR=1
Dexter Fong: llan: How is/did Loves LABOUT GO?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:19 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: Oh I know, Dex, I'll just never understand it. :)
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
llanwydd: LLL was very well received, dex
cease: hi all
cease: my last visit here for awhile
llanwydd: there will probably be pictures of it at hudsonrivershakespeare.org within a day or two if you want to take a look
Dexter Fong: Setting sail for the mysterious west eh?
llanwydd: Hey Cat!
ah,clem: sad thing, all the folks from NY, DC, and others, raved on the cafe, said it was "done right" just to few of them to make it fly
||||||||| New notice: 'No CNI tonight -- new Barnstormer video at http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/bvhtml/church/barnmuseum.html'
Elayne: Hi Cat! Where are you going?
||||||||| 9:21 PM: Hemlock Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
ah,clem: ok, that works
Dexter Fong: Hey Hem
Elayne: Hey Stones!
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
cease: im off to japan next thursday for 2 weeks
cease: the Shoes for The Dead flick
Hemlock Stones: Greetings, i trust i find you all well ?
ah,clem: (if you are not on dialup, :(
Regulus A Brain: Hey stones.
cease: i'm been mainlining japanese flicks in preparation for this
Merlyn: I'm not going to announce it to the mailing list until I get all the Barnstormer stuff up on archive.org and change the links
Elayne: Well, that's an 11-hour diff, yes? You can join us at 10 AM. ;)
cease: just saw Millennium Actress yesterday. same guy who did Paprika and Tokyo godfathers.
llanwydd: I hear japan is rather crowded these days
cease: what time is it in japan now i wonder?
Merlyn: since the 11th century or so
Hemlock Stones: its eight or nine hours diff from here cease
ah,clem: ok, I am off to mope by myself, Bambi should be here later, love to everyone
Hemlock Stones: about nine or ten am
Dexter Fong: Night Clem..and again, truly sorry
Regulus A Brain: bye clem.
||||||||| ah,clem dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ah,clem?! It's 9:23 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Hemlock Stones: lets have no moping clem, i have you down as a no-moper
cease: my traveling electronic dictionayr says its 11:24 am friday morning
cease: all the best, clem
Elayne: Ah, 14 hours then. Okay, so join us at 11 AM on Fridays. ;)
Dexter Fong: stones: Clem has something to mope about...read log
cease: hmm. my dicitonary tells me its 7:26 here. an hour off
llanwydd: leave the time to catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:26 PM, exactly!"
Elayne: Well, I keep thinking in Eastern time, Cat, sorry. :)
llanwydd: yes japan time is eastern
llanwydd: brought to you by america's largest, Daylight Savings
Regulus A Brain: Then U.S. Time would be Western, Right?
llanwydd: Right Brain!
Dexter Fong: Country and western
cease: so if the time is off in vancouver, its probably off in japan too.
Regulus A Brain: Cowboy time.
llanwydd: I'm rightbrained too
cease: if its in the morning there i might be able to use the computer of the people i'l be staying with to chat
Elayne: Time is off all over...
Dexter Fong: Time has come today.......
cease: oh no, that day i'll be on the road. to the town of Hamamatsu, where i first lived when I first went to Japan in 71.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:29 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Wild Desert Honey coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Elayne: Evenin' Honey!
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
llanwydd: howdy WD
Regulus A Brain: Does anybody really know what time it is. Does anybopdy really c... Oh never mind.
Wild Desert Honey: ack ack cough cough blargh peeee euwww whey
cease: will be on the train as you're chatting. maybe check in from the hotel computer, if they have such a thing
cease: hi honey
Wild Desert Honey: hi el :)
Elayne: Take lots of pictures and vids, Cat! Hmm, I wonder if you'll be able to find photographic and video equipment in Japan...
Wild Desert Honey: hello stones :)
Dexter Fong: And there's that little buckarita, Wild Desert Honey
Hemlock Stones: there may be a shortage of Bees but its always good to see Honey
cease: lol El
Wild Desert Honey: hi llanwydd cease :)
Wild Desert Honey: hola fongarito
cease: wes, with help from Doctec, lots will be put up on the websites
Regulus A Brain: Yeah, but its all grey market.... um before it becomes grey.
llanwydd: that beatles song wild honey pie just jumped into my head
llanwydd: GET IT OUT
Hemlock Stones: who was the dickhead waffling about the website by the way ?
cease: reg did you used to be bubba?
Wild Desert Honey: hey no shovin, mister
Regulus A Brain: Yes, cat.
Wild Desert Honey: hello catherwood please would you get me a margarita
||||||||| Catherwood gets Wild Desert Honey a margarita.
Wild Desert Honey: hi bubba
Wild Desert Honey: i mean, mr. brain
Merlyn: ok, I'm uploading the barnstormer files now
Regulus A Brain: Hi Wild.
Regulus A Brain: I Mean Ms. Honey
Wild Desert Honey giggles
cease: i see from last week's log that lodestones is gonna be resurrected as ossman's company, sort of
Dexter Fong: kinda seemed that way cat
Regulus A Brain: Ossman/Otherworld is taking over much of the product, Cat.
Hemlock Stones: didnt i see you tampering with a steam pipe Fong ?
Regulus A Brain: They are doing the Firesign, and the Norman Corwin, and of course, their own stuff.
Dexter Fong: Hemlock: No, I was in disguise
cease: doc put my plays up on the seemreal site. no longer saleable
Hemlock Stones: you wont fool me that easily Fongster
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:35 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Connecticut."
Merlyn: Here's a pretty good non-Firesign version of Mark Time: http://www.archive.org/details/The_Adventures_Of_Mark_Time_Star_Detective_Of_The_CircumSolar_Federation
Mudhead: Hello all
Regulus A Brain: Well, that's good, cause I'm no linger selling...
Regulus A Brain: longer...
Dexter Fong: linger longer
||||||||| "9:36 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Wild Desert Honey, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Dexter Fong: leave later
sits at the bar playing with a swizzle stick listening, and watching Smallville, distractedly
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:37 PM, dragging Wild Desert Honey by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Wild Desert Honey: gee :|
Wild Desert Honey: what happened
Dexter Fong: whiz?
Mudhead: Hiya Honey
Merlyn: I'm not sure how that happens honey
Wild Desert Honey: hello mudhead :=)
Regulus A Brain: W'happen?
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Wild Desert Honey: teleportation always takes me by suprise
cease: as it would anybody, honey
Mudhead: Sorry for such a late invitation Elayne, we'll do the fireworks again next year
Hemlock Stones: do you have to use a special phone booth Honey ?
Wild Desert Honey: seems like no, it's this barstool here, i believe
Merlyn sits at the bar playing with a swizzle stick listening, and watching Smallville, distractedly
Regulus A Brain: Barstool, Nevada?
Wild Desert Honey: hehe watch out merlyn!
Merlyn: Hmm, I tried the same thing you typed at the time, and it worked ok for me
Elayne: Thanks Mudhead, yeah, just warn me about a week and a half ahead of time so I can prepare my husband. :)
Elayne: He never goes anywhere on short notice, except if I'm taking him out to dinner locally.
Hemlock Stones: Stones attempts to distract Merlyn by letting of stink bombs and distress flares
Mudhead: its always the Saturday night after the 4th of July
Regulus A Brain: Of all the swizzle sticks, at all the barstools, in all the bars, and he had to start stirring mine...
cease: its usually saturday after friday
llanwydd: what's there to do this weekend?
Mudhead: fireworks
Mudhead: hopefully not from or to China
Elayne: And do you always have a party on that day?
Mudhead: yup
cease: chinese firedrill?
Mudhead: I get together some friends and watch from the pool out back
cease: where do i remember that from?
Elayne: 'Kay, just remind me in mid-June of '08, if we're all still around...
Mudhead: you will be
Elayne: Although I guess I'd have to rent a hotel room before that, probably.
Mudhead: Im lookin forward to it
cease: we'll try to be, el.
Elayne: Don't want to drive back late at night, much as I love the Merritt Parkway.
cease: no squares admitted here
Mudhead: plus you can always catch a Chines bus for $10, roundtrip from lower Manhattan
Regulus A Brain: That;s okay, Cat, I'm pretty round.
cease: i try and avoid driving at all hours
llanwydd: that's alright. I'm a rhombus
Elayne: I don't live in lower Manhattan. It would take us longer to get down there than it would to drive from the Bronx/Yonkers border.
Elayne: Seriously, what's the best motel in town near you? Are there bees and spiders?
Regulus A Brain: Aren't we all LL.
cease: isnt that where hillary lives?
Wild Desert Honey: the bees n spiders bed n breakfast isn't far, is it??
Mudhead: thewres a lil b&b in Norwich, the Lathrop Manor
Mudhead: Benedict Arnold lived there
Elayne: I wonder if any of my ex-husband's relatives will let us stay with them. :O
Regulus A Brain: Do they serve breakfast?
Elayne: Not going into Norwich, sorry. Been there way too many times with the ex.
Dexter Fong: Can't hurt to ask E
Wild Desert Honey: eggs benedict i bet, brain
Elayne: Not even in touch with any of them any more, Dex.
Mudhead: The Lighthouse Inn is here
Dexter Fong: and hangar steak
Mudhead: Its quaint
Regulus A Brain: They're in everybody's eggs benedict.
Elayne: I hear your area's gotten quite inundated with rain, Mudhead. None here today at all, weird.
Mudhead: Theres always the Ramada
Dexter Fong: Don't call me Benedict
cease: all quaint on the western front?
Mudhead: Or Hollanaise Inn
llanwydd: I think you've got your benedict scrambled
Mudhead: Im stayin away from the eggs
llanwydd: that would be something. scrambled eggs benedict
cease: have some benedictine. clear your head
llanwydd: that's something you would get in a greasy dining car
Dexter Fong: and I'm staying away from the chicken
Elayne: I've been to the Ramada.
Elayne: I want to find something around the $100 range. Maybe outside of New London, perhaps halfway between there and our house.
Wild Desert Honey: if you have been to one Ramada, you ve been to all Ramada's
cease: but youve never been to you?
Mudhead: The Lighthouse Inn is a block from the beach
Regulus A Brain: Ramada, Ramada, I love ya, Ramada. You're always a stay away.
Mudhead: Its a converted Mansion , used to be owned by the Guthrie family.
cease: if i can connect to chat from japan, it'll be from the Hamamatsu Grand Hotel
llanwydd: I stayed at the Times Square Hotel once
Dexter Fong: Very nice Brain =))
Mudhead: built 1900
Wild Desert Honey: woody guthrie's family?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:51 PM, dragging wake by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
cease: where i spent my first night in japan in aug 71 and will be spending thurs
Regulus A Brain: Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Elayne: What's halfway between New London and Yonkers?
cease: oh, japan is Friday morning! i'll be on train to nagoya.
Wild Desert Honey: hello wake
Mudhead: Orange CT
Merlyn: try the veal's what?
Dexter Fong: Very interesting location for wake
Merlyn: I say the veal is not guilty
wake: I can vouch for me.
llanwydd: how are you, wake?
Elayne: Ah, Bridgeport.
cease: my first japanese meal, in japan, was life-changing.
Mudhead: ewwww
Mudhead: stay outta dere
cease: Teppanyaki, grilled beef and shirmp and vegies in a wonderful sauce.
Elayne: Although maybe it's easier to just stay in New Haven...
wake: Yah ... old Siam
Regulus A Brain: vealings.... all I get is vealings... trying to forget my.....
cease: they said they were going to open a restaurant in the states and wanted my white opinion
Elayne: That way we can have breakfast at Ikea the next morning. ;)
wake: Thanks Hi ALL
Mudhead: Theres a few low class dives out by the highwain Niantic
cease: best meal i'd ever eaten. better than i thought possible
Mudhead: Theres a Motel6 in New London
Dexter Fong: and Brain goes for song #2
Mudhead: near the highway
cease: are yu the noun or the verb, wake?
cease: ami supposed to awaken, or attend the dead?
Mudhead: There are some beautiful B&B's in Lyme an Old Lyme, Haddam area
llanwydd: white opinion! LOL
Elayne: I don't really want a low-class dive. Hmm, maybe that Ramada in Stratford...
Elayne: Oh well, I'll worry about it next summer. :)
wake: I am one of the nouns.
Mudhead: Try Foxwoods or the Sun
Elayne: Oh! Never mind! I'll just stay at my ComicMix editor's house. :)
Dexter Fong: as in Wake Island?
Mudhead: Im here most of the summer, look me up
wake: I have used this name for years so I am not just trying to be trendy.
Elayne: No, Mudhead, the object is to stay AWAY from my ex-husband's old stomping grounds...
cease: is i stomped out?
cease: it
wake: No no no... the water behind a movung ship
Mudhead: I have a beautiful brand new house for rent on the water in Fishers Island
Dexter Fong: Is this your first visit here, Wake
Elayne: Time to go spend some quality time with Robin. Next week, all -- and safe trip, Cat!
||||||||| Around 9:57 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
Wild Desert Honey: nite el
Merlyn: bye E
cease: youll hear from me, el
Dexter Fong: Sun sets late up there where Elayne lives
wake: but... up to you.... I don't mind being a funeral service...
wake: I have been here dozens of times --- but never any people.
cease: 7 feet under?
Mudhead: every Thursday at 9pmest wake
Dexter Fong: that's cause only meet on Thur nights at 9 pm Eastern
wake: Do you realize it's tomorrow here already?
llanwydd: we only chat on thursdays, wake
cease: or 10 am japan time?
Hemlock Stones: or 2 AM GMT
llanwydd: are you related to rick wakeman?
Wild Desert Honey: or 7pm mst
llanwydd: I'll bet you ARE him
cease: a new show called Mad Men is coming on. anyone seen it?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: I've never heard of madmen
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:01 PM and late as usual, it's RockyRetweeno, just back from Billville."
wake: For me it's Friday morning. wanna know the lottery numbers?
RockyRetweeno: Lo dere folks...
cease: ah, mad as short for madison avenue
llanwydd: Hey Tween!
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween
Merlyn: hi tweeno
Dexter Fong: So Wake, you *really* are in Singapore?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Tween
Wild Desert Honey: hola, tween
wake: No--- my name is wake rickman, however
llanwydd: cool
Dexter Fong wonders what's behind the curtain
Mudhead: only the winning ones wake
RockyRetweeno: And how many wives have you had, Wake?
wake: I am in Thailand... the node is in S'pore.
Dexter Fong: Cat: re: Mad Men..NYTImes says kind of a nostalgic look bakc rather that scathing satire
cease: opening scene looks promising
llanwydd: are you a thai native or an expassionate
cease: well shot, but i'd expect that from the sopranos dude
wake: I have a code in the node (wonders why no one is laffing)
llanwydd: expratrial or watever
Dexter Fong: Wake" I think you get the long distance award, or share it with someone who once chatted from Australia
cease: has a soparanos kinda lighting, which i appreciate
llanwydd: an expulsionate
wake: I have never been married , Rocky
Dexter Fong: Well I've been married twice so I guess you're covered wake
llanwydd: never been married to rocky?
wake: I am from PA originally. I work for a Thai company here.
Dexter Fong: No llan
llanwydd: I take it you mean raquel
Hemlock Stones: Fong, isnt a second marriage like breaking into jail ?
cease: ive only been married once, but its been for so long it might as well as have been several times
RockyRetweeno: I was of course referring to Rick Wakeman's "6 Wives of Henry The 8th"
Dexter Fong: Bow Thais he he
cease: is that wc fields, stones?
wake: I have been an FST fan for over 30 years
Hemlock Stones: it may well be cease, all i know is its an old one
llanwydd: I've lived in PA as well. my father is from there
Dexter Fong: Welcome aboard wake
RockyRetweeno: Sounds like Fields, alright...
Mudhead: welcome, please visit often
llanwydd: we're descended from poor welsh coal miners
RockyRetweeno: Then you must know the Giant Rat of Sumatra personally :-)
Dexter Fong: Ever downward
RockyRetweeno: Well, we were poor of course...
Hemlock Stones: i read somewhere that Fields was asked why he didnt re marry and he replied, Women, Like the luck of em, but wouldnt want to own one!"
Dexter Fong: llan: YOur people tunneled there way here?
wake: I am usually very busy on Friday mornings but today is an off day
||||||||| Wild Desert Honey rushes off, saying "10:08 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
RockyRetweeno: lol Stones
wake: Thanks Dexter
llanwydd: well they ended up in pennsylvania and I'm sure they couldn't afford the airfare
Mudhead: What do you do may I ask wake?
cease: you really are on wake island?
Dexter Fong: He in thailand Cat
Dexter Fong: but his node is in Singapore
Dexter Fong: some rodent gunsel bit it off
Hemlock Stones: nobody node the trouble i seen
llanwydd: node? what's that?
wake: I am a technical writer, Mudhead
Mudhead: ahh
llanwydd: LOL Stones
||||||||| Boney enters at 10:11 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dexter Fong: sounds very mysterious and dangerous
Hemlock Stones: hi Boney
llanwydd: I'm technically a writer but I don't get paid, alas
Hemlock Stones: only technically Dexter
Dexter Fong: Hey Boney
RockyRetweeno: Evenin' Boney
RockyRetweeno: lol LL
llanwydd: Hey Boney!
wake: HAHAHAHAHA
cease: bone
Boney: I'm a high technicality
cease: i can sometimes spell "technical"
wake: Good to hear (or read) such silly banter.
llanwydd: when doc gets here he can explain the term
Dexter Fong: It's our stock in trade
Hemlock Stones: i didnt know you traded stockins Dexter, your a man of many parts it seems
Dexter Fong: that and inane conversations
wake: Usually I have to go to Bangkok and find some fellow Americans.
RockyRetweeno: I'm going to have to bow out folks (figuratively). Threw out my back last Saturday & have been prostrate since. Have a great evening everybody...
llanwydd: so all the americans live in bangkok?
||||||||| Around 10:14 PM, RockyRetweeno walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Straighten up Tween, and fry right
cease: get well tween
Merlyn: ok tween, check the dumpster, maybe you threw it out there
Hemlock Stones: good night Tween
wake: puns PUNS ooooodles of PUNS
llanwydd: hope you feel better, tween
llanwydd: read that wrong for a moment. I thought you said PUNKS
Dexter Fong: wrong chat llan
Hemlock Stones: you mean like the Sex Pustules llan
llanwydd: LOL
llanwydd: the sexless pistils
llanwydd: and stamens
wake: There are some there... I live out in the country ... not many foreigners out here.
Hemlock Stones: another Rock Anther ?
Mudhead: ahh, its me thyme to leaf I must say
Dexter Fong: Stones =))
Hemlock Stones: we are all foreigner wake, it just depends where you are
wake: nobody gets my jokes --- BOO HOO HOO
llanwydd: bay bay muddy
wake: tell me about it Hemlock
Hemlock Stones: ok Mud take care and have a good week
Mudhead: loler
llanwydd: I do wake
Mudhead: nite all
||||||||| "10:18 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Dexter Fong: Night Mudhead
llanwydd: I just haven't been LOLing
Dexter Fong: then you've been lolling
Dexter Fong: or lolly gagging
llanwydd: yes lolling about
wake: Don't forget your shoes, Mudhead
llanwydd: and loly popping
Dexter Fong: gee what is all this double "l" imagery, anyway?
Hemlock Stones: i am one of the lolling Stones
llanwydd: that reminds me, where's principal pop?
wake: ----> getting out lolly net
cease: mud
Hemlock Stones: up to no good as per usual i suspect llan
wake: I'm gonna get me some lollies to gag...
Dexter Fong: got to have the lolly to get the lollies
llanwydd: that's profound, dex
llanwydd: in fact I think I read that in a book of philosophy once
Dexter Fong: and I profound it first
wake: I will try and come back next Friday. The computer at work is VERY SLOW online though.
Dexter Fong: llan: Confessions of a Victorian Gentleman?
Dexter Fong: Please do Wake
llanwydd: I believe it was "Critique of Pure Reason" dex
Hemlock Stones: thats just a load of old Kant llan
llanwydd: LOL
Dexter Fong: Thank you Stones, well said
cease: you're working in thailand or is that a contradiction in terms?
wake: lol stones
Hemlock Stones: to be honest i found the old kant very difficutt to understand
Dexter Fong: Yes...very er um tachnical
llanwydd: kant say I understood it either
Dexter Fong: or tactical
cease: thats where he got his name from.
Hemlock Stones: or canticle
wake: Yeah working... have been for 6 years
Dexter Fong: for Liebowitz?
cease: he showed his ideas to people and asked if they understood, and everyone said "can't"
llanwydd: except about apriori knowledge. a two year old could understand that
Hemlock Stones: didn he write I Kant Get No Satisfaction? it was a big hit for someone or other
Dexter Fong: Alfred and the Whiteheads
wake: It's really nice here -- away from the big cuty, Imean.
||||||||| Principalpoop sneaks in around 10:26 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Hemlock Stones: Hi Poop
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
Principalpoop: sneak sneak
llanwydd: we were just talking about someone like you, princ
llanwydd: or was it actually you?
Principalpoop: how is everybody?
wake: oops I meant big city
Hemlock Stones: we were talking about some old Kant PP dont listen to him
wake: Hello Poop
Dexter Fong: mixed poop
llanwydd: well, everybody includes a lot of people but we could do an internet survey
Principalpoop ears were burning
Merlyn: I'm 11% of this crowd, and I'm OK
Principalpoop: if M is ok, the rest can go to hell
Dexter Fong: Merl: But it's you place so that counts double
llanwydd: I'm doing pretty well myself. thanks for asking
Principalpoop: are you an island wake?
Dexter Fong: I;m recooperating from pneumonia
Principalpoop: cough cough fong, take care of yourself
wake: no no no mainland SEA
Dexter Fong: finally saw doctor so getting medication
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Regulus A Brain - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: colds are worse Fong, at least they can cure pneumonia
wake: (South East Asia)
llanwydd: I don't think I've ever had that, dex
cease: get healthy dex
Dexter Fong: Stones: I've had colds and believe pneumonia is very different...unbelievably tired and listless and no appetite and general feeling of malaise
Principalpoop: bye fegulus
Principalpoop: r
llanwydd: it's got to be better than globner's disease
wake: -----> swatting at passing cobra with a stick
Dexter Fong: what??
Hemlock Stones: i should stop feeling those Malays Fong, you could get something very nasty, tell him Wake
Principalpoop: i use to date malise's sister
wake: I gotta get that door closed.
Dexter Fong: Wake: trick for action description is to first hit colon and then just describ action
Principalpoop: don't hit my colon
Dexter Fong: thusly
Dexter Fong swats at passing cobra
Hemlock Stones: let passing cobras pass Fong
Dexter Fong: on the right
Principalpoop: squeeze him right there, maybe he will pass another
Hemlock Stones: i think this cobra is sick too
Principalpoop: stones has AOL, he is supposed to ask what time it is in asia...
llanwydd: well, I must retire a little earlier than usual so I can get up tomorrow moaning.
Dexter Fong: FRIAY
Dexter Fong: FRIDAy
Hemlock Stones: around half noon i think Poop
Principalpoop: they have noon in asia?
llanwydd: I just hope I don't disturb anybody
Dexter Fong: NIGHT LLAN..MAY MISS NEXT WEEKS CHAT
Dexter Fong: camn
Dexter Fong: damn?
Principalpoop: night night llan, you disturbed me, oops I was disturbed already
Dexter Fong: Wakes been gone a while, wonder if the cobra got him
Hemlock Stones: "in old Rangoon when the clock strickes noon, they drop all their tools and run, but mad dogs and englishmen go out in the mid day sun !"
llanwydd: nood gight
Dexter Fong: Joe cocker?, Stones?
Principalpoop: more pills or less llan
Hemlock Stones: lol Dex
Principalpoop: old rangoon, how is he?
Hemlock Stones: suffereing from sunstroke i think PP
Dexter Fong: All bent over in the malacca
Principalpoop: throw him a bone, he will be ok
Hemlock Stones: hes not been the same since he got kicked in the malaccas
||||||||| Catherwood escorts doctec into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:38 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: don't hit him in the karachi, or colon
doctec: am i here yet?
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
Merlyn: hi doc
Boney: Doctor Technical
Hemlock Stones: how an any of us really know that Doc
Principalpoop: this is my dream doctec, wipe your shoes, and keyboard
doctec: catherwood, don't spend those three dimes in one place
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside doctec and says "oh, fuck off doctec!"
Hemlock Stones: go wash your mouth out Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood goes wash your mouth out.
Dexter Fong: Ah that personal touch
doctec: my, the catherwood is testy tonight
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to doctec and says "My ears are burning..."
doctec: yeah, so's your hair
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| wake - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: yes, someone must have kicked him in the testys
cease: hey doc
Principalpoop: recite the robot rules of order catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Principalpoop and says "Someone mention my name?"
Dexter Fong: Well there goes one long distance chatter
Dexter Fong: Night Wake
doctec: wake is dead? the mind reels...
Boney: failed the testys
Dexter Fong: Doc: Joined us from Thailand
Principalpoop: you gave him pneumonia, give me old mona instead
doctec: bring any thai sticks with you?
Dexter Fong: Poop: How about I give you a Whore maon
Dexter Fong: moan
Hemlock Stones: if i had, how would we know Doc
cease: ah, tied sticks
Principalpoop: no hawaiians thanks
doctec: believe me, you would know!
Boney: loud Thai sticks or tasteful Thai sticks?
Hemlock Stones: and no Burmese writers either
Dexter Fong: tasty and tuneful
Boney: no Jerry Garcia Thai sticks
Hemlock Stones: not to mention illegal
doctec: sick bird
Dexter Fong: what isn't
Principalpoop: I'm rubber and you're glue or something or other, too many years
Hemlock Stones: lol
doctec: so cat, is this the last time we'll see you in chat until you get back from your trip?
cease: thasi stick integral to me becomming ishikawa
Dexter Fong: Like to hear that story Cat
cease: maybe i can do stand up
Principalpoop: I wish the supreme court had outlawed integration before I had to take calculus
cease: of course, that would mean i actually have to stand up
Dexter Fong: if you cant stand we'll tie you to some sticks
doctec: cat
doctec: cat: lol
Hemlock Stones: sorry to say folks i am dog tired and so is the dog so i better call it quits for now
cease: father broke his walker today. only wheel chair from now on
Boney: satay satire
Principalpoop: tie him to big long thai sticks
doctec notes that cat is a stand up guy
cease: bye to your dog too, stones
Dexter Fong: Night STONES< MAYBE NEXT WEEK BUT CERTainly week after
Principalpoop: night night stones
doctec: cat: re data: wheelchair probably a good thing at this point
Hemlock Stones: ok folks thanks for the fun, have a good week and stay safe
doctec: re DAD not data
Boney: offend offender offended
Hemlock Stones: TTFN chaps
Merlyn: DADA ist?
Principalpoop: say hi to my honey bunny
doctec: got circles and lines on the brain (zeros and ones)
Boney: no offense
cease: my dog Icy off to his evening jaunt
doctec: whee
Dexter Fong: Cat: The heat wave break out there?
Boney: offence not offense
Principalpoop: what did I see in the news about vancouver that I was going to mention?
Merlyn: the worst offense is the best defense
Boney: the English language is worse than Latin
||||||||| Around 10:47 PM, Hemlock Stones walks off into the sunset...
Principalpoop: get off the fence
Merlyn: strike? police? PP?
Boney: I'd like to apologize to anyone I may have annoyed
Principalpoop: no, that does not ring a bell
doctec: police police me, oh yeah, like i police you
Merlyn: there's no policing some people
Principalpoop: apologys annoy me, get out of that one, if you can
Merlyn: drug ruling in vancouver?
Principalpoop: that might be it, what did they rule?
Dexter Fong: Drugs rule in Vancouver?
Dexter Fong: Jump in anytime Cat
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=vancouver+canada&btnG=Search+News
Merlyn: canadian court said a cocaine seizure was illegal because of no search warrant for the car
doctec: vancouver is #2 - they try harder
cease: i was upstairs sampling fumiyo's chicken stew
cease: amazing
Boney: Vancouver crooner soars to the top of the US album charts?
Merlyn: van crooner?
Principalpoop: good job doctec
doctec: i made cheeseburgers & hash browns for lili & me tonight - we both enjoyed
Principalpoop: microsoft moving there, so they can hire folks from other countries
Boney: Ludwig van Crooner
Principalpoop: http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-fi-canada6jul06,1,1418829.story?coll=la-headlines-technology
doctec: spent the afternoon digging up pernicious vines in the backyard - some kind of oriental or asian variety - very hard to eradicate
Principalpoop: I had the LVC live at the Philmore record
Boney: von Crooner
doctec: they are a pain in the ass!
Merlyn: yellow peril in your own backyard, Mr. & Mrs. Smith!
Principalpoop: if they are like bamboo, all you can do is move
Boney: von Van
Principalpoop: whip van winkle
Dexter Fong: Doc: ow went that job thing?
Merlyn: bamboo can grow 3 feet in one day
Merlyn: then it runs off
doctec: dex: still waiting to hear on racine gig
Boney: Thai beef satay on a stick
doctec: s.c.johnson is dragging their heels big time
Dexter Fong: Yeah Racine? well, fingers crossed etc
cease: that's copywrite seemreal theatre
doctec: they said last thursday i was their first choice - but they are concerned about my not doing perl full time in 2 yrs
cease: bigtime. big foot is loose
Merlyn: for a 3-month job? eesh
doctec: had the audacity to ask not to pay me if i go out there and after a week they decide i can't do the job
Merlyn: tell em you know larry wall
cease: people sure smoked alot in the 50s
Dexter Fong: Doc: tell them if they hired you that would no longer be the case
Principalpoop: knit one, perl two, what could be easier?
Dexter Fong: pooop drops me in stitches
doctec: i told headhunter to tell them if i'm humping my ass from CT to WI and putting myself up for a week, if they decide not to keep me on the least they can do is pay my expenses
cease: you'd think, doc
doctec: got email from headhunter monday saying they should have a response from s.c.j. in 24 hours - that was 3 days ago now
Principalpoop: they use staples now
Boney: Have a nice filibuster
cease: that doesnt sound good, doc
Dexter Fong: A lotta attitude for a novelty company
doctec: i sent followup email to headhunter today, they say they are still waiting to hear from s.c.j. - sheesh
Merlyn: bleh, I'd guess they're waiting to see if someone else says yes before agreeing to your terms
Principalpoop: warning warning warning, do not those guys to be my boss
doctec: well, it took s.c.j. three weeks from initial phone interview to tell headhunter they were still interested in me - guess the wheels of progress turn slowly there
Dexter Fong: You'd think just the name alone - Doctor Technical- would be enough
cease: lol dex
doctec: dex: lol - one would think, wouldn't one?
cease: yes wew were playing with the name earlier
Principalpoop: racine, really now, what's your hurry?
Dexter Fong: Pretty high handed for a manufacturer of fake vomit, doggie poop, and X-ray specs
doctec: anyway spoke with another headhunter about a contract job in phoenix that's available - they're submitting my resume to the client tomorrow
Merlyn: lots of companies have no idea about experience -- I read one article where a company wanted someone with at least 5 years of Java experience, when Java was about 3 years old
Principalpoop: hey, that doggie poop is very realistic
cease: we seem to have new channel called AMC
Dexter Fong: American Movie Classics
Merlyn: the Armenian Movie Channel
Dexter Fong: lol Merl
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: never seen it before
doctec: ah yes, amc - they used to just play nothing but old movies (and they used to NOT show commercials)
cease: im watching this Mad Men show
doctec: now they play a mix of stuff - with commercials, alas
doctec: yes, ny times reviewed "mad men" in today's issue - they liked it a lot
Merlyn: and not enough Armenians!
Principalpoop: they advertized that all week, from the producer of the Altos
Dexter Fong: Isn't AMC hosted by Armenian Bob?
Merlyn: well doc, if you get Racine, it's near-ish to me, and Phoenix is near my sister
cease: stations come, stations go. just like TV or not
Principalpoop: a friend of mine has family in kalamazoo
Merlyn: turns out Bob was an illegal alien
Dexter Fong: No!!!
cease: bob's big boy? used to make good hamburgers
Principalpoop: don't upset yourself fong, remember your lungs
Dexter Fong: but bad Armenians
Merlyn: we threw a martian space party for him
doctec: merl: i'm hoping the racine gig comes thru frankly - it's about 90 mins from my dad/niece/nephew in suburban chicago - and i figured it was reasonably close to where you are too
Dexter Fong: Thanks poop =)
Principalpoop: bob truth or consequences barker finally retire, and he had died 10 years ago
cease: out the window
doctec: also dr. headphones
Merlyn: but phoenix is close to truth or consequences
Principalpoop: yes it is
doctec: truth or consequences?
Merlyn: NM
Principalpoop: they don't make shows like that anymore
doctec: ah
Dexter Fong: Poop: They will
Principalpoop: yes, anybody could
Merlyn: they used to be Hot Springs, but changed their name for the TV show
Merlyn: http://www.truthorconsequencesnm.net/area_TorC_ralph_edwards.htm
Principalpoop: that is ralph, ralph edwards
doctec: that's funny - kinda like hairspray the movie becoming hairspray the musical becoming hairspray the movie of the musical
Dexter Fong: becoming the download of the podcast
cease: i consider myself to be unfamliiar with them all
Merlyn: and I've always suspected that the musical "The Producers" was purposely oversold so the producers could make a bundle on a bomb
doctec: merl: lol - good point!
cease: mirrors in too many mirrors
Merlyn: close to that topic, I'm going to see Spamalot in August when it comes to town
Dexter Fong: Actually Merl: It was a very funny and good show with Nathan Lane and that other guy
doctec: ads in ny times this weekend for forthcoming "young frankenstein" musical on broadway
doctec: they'll probably make a move of that musical as well
Merlyn: died at the box office tho dex
Dexter Fong: If Mel Brooks is involved, it'l be okay
cease: maybe the firesign will have to wait til they're dead to have a broadway musical written about them
Merlyn: 'a bomb' doesn't necessarily mean it's a bad movie.
Dexter Fong: Merl: What died at the box Office?
doctec: dex:re YF: yes, mel is involved
doctec: dex: "the producers" movie of the musical
cease: simspons flick opens next week
Principalpoop: there you have done it, used the B word twice, homeland security is monitoring this live now
Merlyn: the producers (musical movie version)
Dexter Fong: Oh...that's different
Merlyn: they monitor Mel Brooks?
Principalpoop: fuck you cheroff
Principalpoop: t
Merlyn: Speaking of Brooks, they didn't ask his help on the new Get Smart movie, and I hear it's done completely wrong
Principalpoop: yeppers, he was a subversive
Dexter Fong: Michael Chertoff's new, used and chloroformed trailors for sale friends
Merlyn: be back in a few min
doctec: merl: i'm not surprised to hear that actually - i think steve carell is hitting a bit of a wall in the movie biz
Principalpoop: ok M, get those orcs
Dexter Fong: Who's gonna play 69....er uh 999 init?
doctec: chertoff also offering bargain basement prices on duct tape and pastic tarp
doctec: plastic!
Dexter Fong: Platique?
Dexter Fong: s
cease: next week when i'l be gone, proc's daughter will be marrying the son of the evil premiere here in van
Principalpoop: give kansas more homeland defense millions
Dexter Fong: good time to be away cat
cease: i told fumiho to save press coverage, if there is any.
cease: maybe phil will say something funny for the news
doctec: cat: really!? proc's daughter marrying son of - which evil premiere? canada's prime minister?
Principalpoop: is there no way to save her from his evil clutches?
cease: no i had planned to meet phil and melinda and take em to best restaurant
cease: but alas i'll be gone
cease: no, gordon campbell, premier of bc. we shared an elevator with him once.
Dexter Fong: Ah, an opportunity missed...sorry Cat
cease: let no one say the devil doesnt exist
doctec: oh and apropos nothing in particular - the "doing agatha"
doctec: the "doing agatha" guys are finally showing a draft cut of the movie i scored to the cast and crew this weekend
Principalpoop: who is doing agatha? she must be getting long in the tooth now
doctec: http://doingagatha.com
Dexter Fong: and shot in the can
Dexter Fong: short
doctec: i finished the music a year ago
doctec: i'm taking lili with me - it'll be nice to FINALLY hear how well the music fits the movie
Principalpoop: that looks interesting
cease: how is lili?
doctec: she's doing MUCH better
Dexter Fong: Well dear friends, I gotta run...Cat travel safe..Doc; good luck on the job ...maybe here next week, maybe not
Principalpoop: she eats looseners fong, never long in the can
cease: by dex
Principalpoop: chat didn't like that line, i was paused
doctec: they had switched her anti-depression meds from cymbalta to wellbutrin a while back
Dexter Fong: Night poop, cat, doc and really good to hear about Lili
doctec: it was causing way more problems than it was solving
Principalpoop: feel better fong, even if YOU MIGHT NOT BE HERE NEXT WEEK
Principalpoop: oops
doctec: she had a near-psychotic episode two weekends ago, had to take her to emergency room at the v.a.
doctec: they got her off the wellbutirn and back onto the cymbalta and she's been MUCH better!
Principalpoop: poor lili
cease: i'll be in the middle of the pacific ocean this time next week
Principalpoop: ahhh super
cease: wow
Principalpoop: swim fast cat
doctec: also, they backed off on the lithium, and they've tweaked other meds she's on - she hasn't needed oxygen in about three weeks now
Principalpoop: i need that everyday, she is lucky
cease: my father's meds are in continual tweak these days
doctec: i bet they are, cat
cease: but seemed pleasently near conscious during visit by some relatives this aft
doctec: i'm glad he seems to be out of the woods health-wise for the moment - i hope he holds steady while you're gone!
Principalpoop: courage cat, courage everybody
cease: thats the idea, doc
cease: thanks poop
Principalpoop: how long is your trip?
doctec: lili and i are fading fast - gotta call it a night - cat, email me and let me know if you need me to do anything else with the bitsite before you leave
cease: 2 weeks
Principalpoop: good luck DT and L
doctec: hope your trip goes well
Merlyn: ok, goodnite doc
cease: i'll get that info together immediately doc
Principalpoop: ahhh nice, a real vacation, you deserve one
cease: so do i.
cease: we'll be in touch
doctec: obviously, if anything happens on the job front i'll let you all know one way or another
cease: later
||||||||| cease departs at 11:24 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
doctec: nytol... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Principalpoop: ahh M came back wb
||||||||| doctec runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doctec?! It's 11:24 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Merlyn: bye all
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:26 PM train to Hellmouth.
Principalpoop: night and thanks again
Principalpoop: fong is gone and boney is faded, I will jump on a bus too, have a super summer
||||||||| At 11:26 PM, Principalpoop runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Boney leaves at 11:28 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Phil A. Buster into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 12:13 AM, then departs.
Phil A. Buster: It's phonetic.
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:13 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Phil A. Buster by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Boney
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Phil A. Buster
Principalpoop
Regulus A Brain
RockyRetweeno
wake
Wild Desert Honey URL References:
http://doingagatha.com
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=vancouver+canada&btnG=Search+News
http://www.archive.org/details/The_Adventures_Of_Mark_Time_Star_Detective_Of_The_CircumSolar_Federation
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/bvhtml/church/barnmuseum.html
http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-fi-canada6jul06,1,1418829.story?coll=la-headlines-technology
http://www.truthorconsequencesnm.net/area_TorC_ralph_edwards.htm
http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/dailysucker/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vz2nxdM0qc&NR=1

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"