A Firesign Chat
06/28/2007




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 28, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled waltzes in at 9:00 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Firebroiled: Yes, Friends, welcome to Pastor Flash’s our of Reckoning, with Organ Leroy at his organ again, and the Fifty-Voice St. Louis Aquarium Choir. I’m Decon E. L. Mouse. But, Dear Friends in these days of modern time, when you can’t tell the AC’s from the DC’s, well aren’t we all yearning for someone who can turn on a little stopping power? Dear Friends, I mean a smokey glass. Don’t you think I mean a lightning rod with which to chase these spooks away? Don’t you know I mean our own Pastor Rod Flash! He’s been up for a week, but he’s coming down!
Firebroiled: or,... come on up!!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 9 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Firebroiled rushes off, saying "9:01 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:28 PM and late as usual, it's ah.clem, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, hopefully, (thunderstorms in the area)'
||||||||| 8:30 PM -- ah.clem left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Outside, the 8:47 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving ah.clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 28, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
ah.clem: he reset his watch? he said that already
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:02 PM, dragging Mudhead by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Mudhead: Hello, I've made it...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:02 PM, dragging TweenyReBozo by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
ah.clem: ho Mud, caterwood leave him alone
Mudhead: Yur a TweenyRebozo tonight?
ah.clem: hey Tween
Mudhead: Yes, i need to pay next months rent
TweenyReBozo: A friend of Tricky Dick Noxxon
Mudhead: Can he interest me in a loan?
TweenyReBozo: About %200
Mudhead: thats straight up in my neighborhood
TweenyReBozo: lol
Mudhead: nice to see you cats tonigt
TweenyReBozo: It's had to pick a favorite FT album, but this might be it ;-)
TweenyReBozo: Meow
TweenyReBozo: hard to pick
Mudhead: Wait, old the music
ah.clem: well it was at your request, Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:06 PM, dragging cease by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
ah.clem: lol
TweenyReBozo: Grats
Mudhead: hi cat
ah.clem: hi Cat
TweenyReBozo: Speaking of cats...
Mudhead: continue ah,clem
cease: someone said cats?
Mudhead: mreow
TweenyReBozo: a fetted fur of freedom!
TweenyReBozo: brb
ah.clem: "who let the cat out" bomp te bomp bomp bomp
Mudhead: who let em back in?
||||||||| 9:10 PM: Bob D Caterino jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
cease: is tween here?
cease: one cat, 2 cats
Bob D Caterino: Tween is not but Tweeny bozo is
TweenyReBozo: Je suis ici, monsieur chat
Bob D Caterino: ME FREAKIN OW
cease: thanks to you i got proc's email addy again.
Bob D Caterino: si
cease: i asked when his daughter will be married in vancouver and unfortunatley its july 28
Bob D Caterino: i would have given it to you
cease: i leave here for japan on the 26th
Bob D Caterino: JaPan Alley?
cease: i used to have it but not since he changed it, several years at least
TweenyReBozo: How long are you going to be in Nihon?
Mudhead: I like the juice
cease: i return aug 9
TweenyReBozo: AHow are their summers?
cease: will have access to computer but dont know if i'll be awake in japan time when this chat occurs
cease: horrendous. nothing but heat and sweat
cease: unfortunatley that's when Obon is, the Japanese "day of the dead" festival which is what i'm going there for
cease: shoes for industry, shoes for the dead
Mudhead: lets cram all of these hot an sweaty japanese in one of there trains
TweenyReBozo: Didn't know about that ritual.
Mudhead: cram em in an turn up the heat n steam
cease: my daugther really enjoyed it as a kid. you dance around a big drum and bonfire welcoming the dead back to their home town
Mudhead: its like canning meat
TweenyReBozo: someone should combine it with the Mexican version. Would be interesting...
Bob D Caterino: Is this thing on?
TweenyReBozo: tap, tap
cease: her elementary school is having its bon odori (dance) on july 28-29 so i'll be there with my camera and her shoes
cease: what are all these mexicans doing here?
TweenyReBozo: Sounds like a pretty special moment...
Bob D Caterino: making cars
cease: i'll be shlepping her shoes to a lot of her favourite places in Kamagaya (where she grew up) and in Tokyo
TweenyReBozo: Well cease, the immigration bill failed big time so I wouldn't be looking for a change anytime soon lol
cease: no more nickels? quarters?
TweenyReBozo: Neat thing to do, cease :-)
Mudhead: I wish I could lookforward to seein mypassport soon
Bob D Caterino: Well Mudhead, this is side five....
cease: i was afraid mine wouldnt get here before my flight but miraculously it appeared this week, so trip is on
Mudhead: its 8 weeks so far
TweenyReBozo: Don't mean to pry cease, but do you consider yourself Buddhist?
Mudhead: not makin any plans till its in my hands
cease: all my thoughts on buddhism are on Red Shift, which is Now On Line
cease: i dont consider myself of any particular belief structure
ah.clem: where ya going Mud?
Mudhead: anywhere but here
TweenyReBozo: Red Shift is online?
TweenyReBozo: URL?
cease: all my plays are
cease: www.seemreal.com
TweenyReBozo: I hear ya cease. I seems that any time you "organize" religion is loses something...
Mudhead: but it looks like Im stuck by the pool again this summer
Mudhead: i wanted to go to Toronto
Bob D Caterino: Buddhist schmoodist, its all one in the same but lets not get into religion here we might start a war.
cease: i was just listening to gore vidal on air america, talking about bhuddism, confucism, etc
TweenyReBozo: omg, I will surely be spending some time at your site cease :-)
cease: two cheers for toronto. i had a great time there last september and my wife did as well a few weeks ago
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:21 PM and late as usual, it's porgie, just back from Funfun Town."
Mudhead: tirebiter?
cease: proge
TweenyReBozo: Hey Porgie...
cease: isnt that a ukranian food?
porgie: Hey mud head
Mudhead )
Bob D Caterino: "Box of Time" the guy looks like Bergman
TweenyReBozo: I had a salmon porgie just last week...
cease: the mayan guy?
Mudhead: Im just looking for some cool breezes, blue skys
porgie: Everything we know is wrong
TweenyReBozo: brb
Bob D Caterino: yeah,. looks like his lips anyway. I better get my glasses
cease: i saw a buncha paintings in a church in Venice that looked like Firesign members. i should post them on the seemreal site
Bob D Caterino: Hey Borgie wheres Bass
cease: the girl in the box is my daughter
Bob D Caterino: Porgie, now how did I typoe a B it is nowhere near the P
Mudhead: Its pretty beautiful here tho this time of year, gets just warm enuff at high noon for swimmin inna pool, nights are cool for sleepin
ah.clem: that would "seem real" lol
cease: thats what you want out of summer, mud
Bob D Caterino: place the link again so I can save it
cease: hey clem, i dont think i ever sent you Infinite Trilogy. that should be new to you
cease: it was never for sale as i stole too much from disney for the first play
porgie: I give up
ah.clem: the Vennice pics
||||||||| Bubba's Brain steals in around 9:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
cease: more for you to play on your show, clem
ah.clem: hey Bub
Bubba's Brain: Hey all
Bob D Caterino: Hi Bubba
porgie: The aliens have landed?
Mudhead: just give in, not up porgie
cease: i will send jpgs to doc to put on the seemreal site, perhpas next to the footage of their seatlte show from 2 years ago
porgie: I can't do that cold metal rod again
Bob D Caterino: Take me to your letre
TweenyReBozo: You saw my third eye...
cease: hi bub. hope you're not trying to sell my plays. doc put them up on line this week
TweenyReBozo: lol Porgie
Bob D Caterino: I was looking straight ahead Tween
Bubba's Brain: Not trying to sell anything...
Mudhead: I bet you can porgie, you always used to
Bubba's Brain: As I recall, they all sold out.
porgie: But it's dark in there
Bob D Caterino: I sold one of your plays Cease, I scratched out your name and wrote mine in crayon
Bob D Caterino: I like that one called "Play Gerism
||||||||| cease leaves at 9:28 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| cease enters at 9:28 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
cease: now yo tell me, bob
Bob D Caterino: They come, they go
TweenyReBozo: Rod Serling's revolving door again
porgie: Catherwood roll a couple of bombers
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to porgie and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
porgie: Bring me a bomber Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives porgie a bomber.
ah.clem: catherwood, please rolleveryone a couple of bombers
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside ah.clem and says "My ears are burning..."
Bob D Caterino: I need a bomber chelter
cease: b-52 ok?
porgie: and give me a light Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives porgie a light.
Bob D Caterino: Catherwood will follow you anyhere
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bob D Caterino and mumbles "Did you want something?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Rotonoto in through the front door at 9:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Mudhead: dont Bogart that Catherwood dood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Mudhead and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Mudhead!"
porgie: illeagal aliens?
ah.clem: catherwood, please give every one a couple of bombers
||||||||| Catherwood gives every one a couple of bombers.
TweenyReBozo: Ahh Roto san...
Bob D Caterino: Catherwood a pie please
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bob D Caterino and says "Stop typing gibberish, Bob D Caterino!"
Rotonoto: Hi, all! Absent minded chatter Rotonoto returns...
Mudhead: make mine a B2
Bob D Caterino: Gibberish, gibberish
porgie: Who has the extra terrestial
Bob D Caterino: I shant, no, na, I willent stop
ah.clem: hiDave
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, give Bob D a Pi.
||||||||| Catherwood brings bob d a pi.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies HoneyPie in through the front door at 9:31 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bob D Caterino: Porgie, the third ball?
porgie: mass insanity?
TweenyReBozo: Sugar Pie Honey Bun....
Bob D Caterino: 2 pi eyed squares
ah.clem: holahoney
cease: hi honey. what's funny?
porgie: And that's just one way to see it.
Bob D Caterino: Hey Honey pie, bueno
TweenyReBozo: You know, Porgie... American Idol
Bubba's Brain: Pi are round...
porgie: Aliens start as eggs
Mudhead: Get them out of my EGGS!
HoneyPie flops in a booth in the back lights up a hooter n gets used to the darkness
HoneyPie: hi ya'all
Mudhead: Hi Honey, you torched an Owl?
ah.clem: pie is round, cornbread aresquare
Bob D Caterino: not the way I make em, I am Italian and we do make em square if they are sicilian
porgie: fertilized?
TweenyReBozo: Can you see us yet?
cease: a brown shoed square?
Bubba's Brain: Not from my skillet, it aint.
Rotonoto: Roto is apparently invisible (siiighhhhh!)
HoneyPie: i can see shadowy figures yeah
porgie: I was born chinese but I got disoriented
||||||||| Rotonoto leaves to catch the 9:34 PM train to Broomfield.
cease: hey roto
HoneyPie: catherwood may i have a mint julep please?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to HoneyPie and inquires "Did you want something?"
TweenyReBozo: This must be Plato's Pub
Bob D Caterino: I got in a fist fight with a chinese guy once, thouigh he called me an asshole but he was saying ah so
TweenyReBozo: lol Porgie
HoneyPie: yeah bring me a stiff drink, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets HoneyPie a stiff drink.
HoneyPie: thanks, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
cease: that would be japanese, bob
HoneyPie slips him a fin
Bob D Caterino: bring me a stiff joint and I dont mean arthritis
Bubba's Brain: gas connection making funny music.... never caught that one before.
TweenyReBozo: Shark!
ah.clem: catherwood,pleasegiveHoneyPie a mint julip
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear ah.clem
HoneyPie: c'mere bob i will share this one i got goin' shotgun????
cease: i still dont get it bub. maybe....someday
Bob D Caterino: I got in a fight with a japenese guy once and I thought I was an asshole but insteat be kung fued me a new one, ahhhhhh so
porgie: bring me a limp drink Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives porgie a limp drink.
ah.clem: catherwood, please give honey a mint julip
||||||||| Catherwood gives honey a mint julip.
cease: more moss for porgie?
Bob D Caterino: Bring me a house whine Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bob D Caterino a house whine.
Bob D Caterino: he has a limp
porgie: I used to be the straight man in a gay comedy duo
ah.clem: spacebar problem tonight
Bubba's Brain: space.... the final frontier....
porgie: Catherwood bring clem a spacebar
||||||||| Catherwood brings clem a spacebar.
Bob D Caterino: Spacebar, the Mel Brooks film?
cease: that must have been fun, porg
TweenyReBozo: clem's grounded
porgie: boldly seeking out new plot forms
Bubba's Brain: Mos Eisley Cantina?
ah.clem: similar
Bob D Caterino: lol Porgie
cease: have you all seen this flick?
porgie: he had the best lines too
TweenyReBozo: EYKIW? nope
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, give Clem a Romulan Ale.
||||||||| Catherwood brings clem a romulan ale.
Bob D Caterino: Porgie, not in his face either
ah.clem: ok, that should put me to sleep
||||||||| Elayne steals in around 9:39 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Bob D Caterino: Catherwood bring me a fancy ale
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bob D Caterino a fancy ale.
Bubba's Brain: Its.... green.
cease: i finally saw it at Elaynes when i visited her in 05, not that long ago
HoneyPie: hi el ;)
Bubba's Brain: E! What kind of day has it been?
ah.clem: hi E!
cease: and spoeaking of Elayne, here she is
TweenyReBozo: Hey E ...
Bob D Caterino: Elayne
porgie: Hot and muggy
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:40 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Elayne: I don't know, Bubba, I just get through 'em one hour at a time these days...
Elayne: Hi Unca Dex!
porgie: Nancy!
cease: i think august in japan will be about as hot and muggy as it gets,
cease: at least on this planet
ah.clem: getting scary outside, feed may drop with no warning
Bob D Caterino: 93 here and yep very muggie and no mugging jokes either
cease: Our hour?
HoneyPie: hiya dex hola
Bob D Caterino: hola sweetie
Dexter Fong: Good evening, Dear Friends
ah.clem: but I am safe in the library
cease: hey dex
porgie: Well get your mug over here
Bob D Caterino: fill er rup
Elayne: No Muggle jokes either. Book 7 out soon!
TweenyReBozo: Hey Dex
TweenyReBozo: to get out that silk kimono, cease...
cease: what will jk rowling do for an encore?
porgie: And i thought it was Mr. Greeb with the lead pipe in Library?
Dexter Fong: Hey Clem, golad to see you're operating
TweenyReBozo: Time to
HoneyPie: yeah me too, clem
Elayne: Count her money, Cat.
ah.clem: hi Dex
porgie: new batteries?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bob D, Bubba, Cat, Elayne, Honey, Porge Tweeny and fading mudhead
Bob D Caterino: great name for a space movie, BOOK 7 from outer space
TweenyReBozo: Ditto Dex
Bob D Caterino: Mudhead is not fade away
TweenyReBozo: Count _de Monet_!
Dexter Fong: Space....The final Chapter
Mudhead: Hello to all I havent said hello to yet
porgie: It's better to burn out
cease: i dont think shell be happy doing that forever, el
HoneyPie: mud is mud not fade away
cease: a monet painting i saw last week reminded me of a line from dwarf
Bob D Caterino: Capn Kirk asked Scotty to beam him aboard and a 2 x 4 hit him on the head
Elayne: Cat, I think she'll be happy just going 'round and reading to kids for the rest of her life. I know I'd be.
cease: morse science high, its been stacked up, labelled
cease: i'm forgetitng part of the line
Bubba's Brain: Monet..... its a gas.....
porgie: what line was that?
porgie: show me the monet
cease: whres klok when we need him?
Bob D Caterino: good bye old paint
Bubba's Brain: Monet... its what I want....
porgie: deja vu?
Bob D Caterino: Monet Monet
HoneyPie: klok is settin up linux for The Big Dude in the sky
porgie: dejaja vu
porgie: I've seen this green acres episode before
Bob D Caterino: Yep and he needed Tiny Dr Tim to get inside of the hard drive to fine tune it
Dexter Fong: Cat: The line is "it's been taken apart, stacked up, and labeled
cease: thats it
Bob D Caterino: Porgie, who would have ever thunk it
porgie: me
Dexter Fong: "It;s our poor Olde Alma Mater, and we must have whiskey, oh! you know why"
Bob D Caterino: I know Commie Marter high had something do do with it
cease: i remember it at the monet show but then i was on stronger drugs then
cease: or maybe the opposite
cease: great as monet was, new japanese flick Paprika was even better
porgie: http://www.accuweather.com/radar-state.asp?partner=accuweather&traveler=0&zipChg=1&site=TXE&type=SIR&anim=1&level=state&large=0
cease: that was last thursday wasnt it
cease: time flies
porgie: is it raining on you too ah Clem?
Bob D Caterino: and How
Dexter Fong: Where are lllan, and our Engrish flend
cease: i had an aunt alma. she was never a mater
HoneyPie: how
Bob D Caterino: Fong you type with an accent?
cease: this sounds like maertian spaced party
Bubba's Brain: didn't mate?
HoneyPie: stones is probably still sawin logs
Dexter Fong: Yesh!
cease: are you an indian, honey?
porgie: Elmer fudd was an atheist
Dexter Fong: Cat: It is Martian SPACE Party
HoneyPie: genuine casino indian
cease: i thik elmer's god was himself
Bob D Caterino: she isnt but her brain is tents
cease: or is it Not Insane?
porgie: during sex he could be heard yelling: Oh Darwin, Oh Darwin!!
Dexter Fong: It's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Bob D Caterino: or anything you want to
Bob D Caterino: by shake his spear
cease: my wife has been to india. she didnt see you there
Dexter Fong: Hmm: Guess it could be Not Insane
TweenyReBozo: This? This is the Not Insane tour
HoneyPie: its a big place
Bob D Caterino: I heard they have shorter roots
cease: they toured this?
TweenyReBozo: My old vinyl, if I'm not mistaken
Bob D Caterino: a safe place
cease: she was in an ashram. until they ran out of ash
TweenyReBozo: Yeah, I saw it in D.C. at GWU Lisner Auditorium
porgie: If I read your mind I'm psychic
cease: had to stop playing tennis
Dexter Fong: Tween: If This is Not Insane (and I believe it is) it's a mix of various FST live and otherwise
TweenyReBozo: '73, I think
Bubba's Brain: or ran out of rams...
porgie: If you read my mind I'm psychotic
TweenyReBozo: Well, I saw it live lol
Dexter Fong: Tween" TOld you so
Bob D Caterino: Fong, it all could be worse, we could all be in radio prison.
cease: there are large numbers of people for whom the firesign making sense would be an indication of madness
Dexter Fong: Bob D: Maybe we are
HoneyPie: indeed
TweenyReBozo: We're allowed out?
Bob D Caterino: Porgie, I am thinking of a number between three and five.
Elayne: I spend a lot of time in internet prison.
TweenyReBozo: eight!
HoneyPie: 4
TweenyReBozo: Me too Elayne lol
cease: how is health today, el?
Bob D Caterino: my god he is a psychic
Dexter Fong: two
HoneyPie: fore!
Dexter Fong: six
Elayne: Sciatica persists, Cat.
Dexter Fong: ate
porgie: 3.1
Bob D Caterino: Honey, wrote the erotic play "Rumpled Foreskin"
Dexter Fong: Ohhh Elayne; SCIATICA IS A BITCH>>HAD A BOUT MESELF FEW WEEKS AGO
HoneyPie: you did?
Bob D Caterino: dinner is at eight
porgie: Pi
Bob D Caterino: HOT DOG
cease: i had to find a dentist who makes housecall for my father's toothache a couple days ago
Elayne: I've had it for about 6 months so far, Dex.
cease: at least the toothache reminded him that he was still alive.
Dexter Fong: sTiCkY SHifT Key
cease: now it's gone, he's not so sure. so be thankful for that, el
Bubba's Brain: "Sciatica! Sciatica! Sciatica!"
||||||||| 9:56 PM: Hemlock Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
porgie: surfing porn?
Bob D Caterino: Sciatica State, less we remember the better
cease: everybody must get stones
Dexter Fong: Hemlock, you dear fellow
Elayne: Hi Stones!
HoneyPie: hey stones i been keepin this booth cool for ya
porgie: well you're not paranoid
Dexter Fong: Come sit on my pipe
Hemlock Stones: Good evening one and all.
Bob D Caterino: no need to surf, I hang glide porn
TweenyReBozo: Yikes Elayne - just looking at Wiki
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
Dexter Fong: Bob: Exotic form of auto erotica
Bubba's Brain: Gotta go do Studio60 for th last time. Later all.
TweenyReBozo: May that clear up _soon_, E...
Bob D Caterino: Elo stones
Elayne: 'S okay, Tween, I get by. Been walking and everything. Just in pain pretty much all the time.
porgie: sit on your pipe?
Dexter Fong: Night Bubba
Bob D Caterino: Ello Governor
porgie: get it out of your nose first
TweenyReBozo: Evenin' Hemlock...
cease: by bub
ah.clem: good evening Mr. Stones
Dexter Fong: Sorry Porge. it's reserved for Holmes
Hemlock Stones: Evening Sir Tween
||||||||| Bubba's Brain rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bubba's Brain?! It's 9:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
porgie: how are the stones?
Hemlock Stones: Glad to see you operating ah clem
Elayne: Oh, and I'm NOT live-blogging Studio 60 tonight (last episode) at Lance's plac, but Lance is: http://lancemannion.typepad.com/lance_mannion/
ah.clem: (the great defective)
TweenyReBozo: Just in pain all the time... yeah, right...
Bob D Caterino: Stones, ever heard the tune by Roger Miller England Swings
porgie: do yoou have anny druugs?
Hemlock Stones: but whats this / no sign of Poop !!
cease: was that the hanging anthem?
ah.clem: actually the Doctor is operating, I am just here.
HoneyPie: not yet no poop
Bob D Caterino: Poop will be here, he is always here
HoneyPie: glad you are just here, clem
porgie: watch where you step
Dexter Fong: Worst part of SCIATICA IS YOU CAN"T FIND A CONFORTABLE WAY TO SLEEP>>END UP STANDING UP ALL NIGHT IN THE KITCHEN WATCHING TV AND DRINKING VODKA
Dexter Fong: damn
ah.clem: poop was here ealier
porgie: no drugs?
Hemlock Stones: like a Pendulum Do Bob, obviously by someone for whom English was not their first language
Bob D Caterino: I cured my back problems by doing heavy work outs
HoneyPie: or second, i reckon
porgie: glad I didn't step in it
cease: what if you dont like vodka?
Hemlock Stones: too true Honey
Dexter Fong: Cat: You'll dislike the pain more
Bob D Caterino: No British was not
Elayne: Much agreed, Dex.
Hemlock Stones: Any one like to give a used Prime Minister a job ?
Bob D Caterino: He spoke Indian
ah.clem: how do you get that disease? (I am rather fond of vodka)
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: maybe a good stiff mixed drink
Bob D Caterino: Been married for thirty years, feel no pain
porgie: nice hotel, want some curry?
TweenyReBozo: What Stones, he's already brought peace to the Middle East?
Hemlock Stones: i wont mix my drinks with a stiff, cease
cease: yes marriage is cure for what ails most
Dexter Fong: Clem: NOt a disease..inflamation of the sciatic nerve which runs from just below the spine in the buttock region al the way down the leg
porgie: like them straight?
Hemlock Stones: yeah right Tween, peace in someones time i guess
cease: 32 years as an Ishikawa
Hemlock Stones: just not ours
Bob D Caterino: We did have peace once
ah.clem: ok, I'll pass
Bob D Caterino: og Nirobi
Bob D Caterino: of
porgie: Edmund?
HoneyPie: good choice, clem
Hemlock Stones: but now its in pieces Bob
Bob D Caterino: PU clem
Bob D Caterino: Thats a puzzle now isnt it
porgie: baaaad
Dexter Fong: We once knew the solution
ah.clem: have enough problems right now anyway
Bob D Caterino: A trio grows in Nirobi
Hemlock Stones: and i wonder who casued em Clem ?
Dexter Fong: Bob: =)))))
Bob D Caterino: I love that bit
ah.clem: and a nice side effect of my current condition is a lot of gas, don't squeeze the fox, lol
Dexter Fong: I love all of ERNIE"S STUFF
Bob D Caterino: me too
Mudhead: .
Dexter Fong: Mudhead has a period
TweenyReBozo: Have representatives from Exxon been showing up on the property, clem?
Dexter Fong: Maybe he;ll put on a menstrual show
ah.clem: here, squeeze my finger
Bob D Caterino: Peoctor keeps emailing me discussing the Sopranos last episode. I watched that and never before seen that show. I just didnt get into it. I was too busy LIVING IT lol kidding
Hemlock Stones: is that a potential gig for our new band the White Niggers Fong ?
Bob D Caterino: Proctor even
TweenyReBozo: Be sure to be good to your daughter, Bob
cease: proctor?
Bob D Caterino: I am a wigger youall
TweenyReBozo: A reggae band?
Dexter Fong: White STRIPE Negroes in Brooklyn
cease: the last season of the sopranos hasnt been on canadian tv yet
Elayne: Sorry I'm fading, watching Studio 60. Back at commercial.
cease: at least not the "free" part
cease: see you later, elagator
Hemlock Stones: we will be like the Blue Man Group only much blackers
Bob D Caterino: That will cause a war
Mudhead: Im fadin also
HoneyPie: k, el see you later
Dexter Fong: Thought E was commercial free
cease: you need new toner, mud
Mudhead: i need a new me
Bob D Caterino: My son lives in brooklyn
Mudhead: but neway
cease: shes Not for sale
Mudhead: i be back last week next time
ah.clem: mud never fades, it just spreads out
TweenyReBozo: Stones - have you seen the video of the old SNL bit with Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor?
Bob D Caterino: everything else is
Dexter Fong: Bob: So do,,a,,,a lotta peoples sons
Mudhead: nighty nite all
||||||||| Mudhead is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:08 PM.
cease: by mud
Bob D Caterino: Mud, be safe and happy
Dexter Fong: Night Mudhad
Hemlock Stones: not yet Tweenster, have you an appropriate URL ?
Bob D Caterino: too lil too late
Dexter Fong: head
cease: speaking of lil, i wonder where doc/lil are
Bob D Caterino: lol great segway
TweenyReBozo: I'll get it to you later :-)
Dexter Fong: Did Kend^ show up last week?
Hemlock Stones: ty Tween
cease: indeed dex
cease: or was it some other week?
cease: i get them confused
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's great
Bob D Caterino: http://www.paunchstevenson.com
Dexter Fong: Cat: Thanks anyway
Bob D Caterino: My sons podcast
cease: the logs will know
Dexter Fong checks log of the Scarlet queens
Bob D Caterino: That reminds me, what did Spock find in the enterprise bathroom? The captains log
Dexter Fong: Bob: What did it say
Bob D Caterino: PU
TweenyReBozo: Groan Bob...
TweenyReBozo: lol Dex
Bob D Caterino: ok, "groan"
Dexter Fong: I understand it also said,"Hmmm I didn't have corn lately
Bob D Caterino: I do love my corn as you can seee by the last joke
Hemlock Stones: never a shortage of corn in here is there Bob ?
Dexter Fong: Bob: Can the corn, peeper!
Bob D Caterino: coolness awaites me in a later lifetime
Bob D Caterino: for now, I am afraid it is corn
Dexter Fong: Taking up scuba diving?
Bob D Caterino: husk, husk, now, No need for stalking or shucking me around
cease: thats what all advertising promises: coolness awaits, when you buy our product
TweenyReBozo: Why look... it's Lee J Cobb!
Dexter Fong: Husker Du???
Bob D Caterino: And to think, I wrote that after everyone else did
Dexter Fong: Bob: Cool
Bob D Caterino: i remember that, a game right fong?
Dexter Fong: Yesh Bob
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:15 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Dexter Fong: Also a Rock group
cease: hi merl
TweenyReBozo: Evenin', Merl
Dexter Fong: Phlemish perhaps
Bob D Caterino: Nncy Merl, how they hangin
Hemlock Stones: well announced Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Hemlock Stones
Dexter Fong: Hi Merl
Merlyn: Got my new imac and found out Shockwave, our radio show, didn't make the new schedule
Hemlock Stones: Greetings Merlyn
HoneyPie: heya merlyn
Bob D Caterino: Yes Dex, many rock forms are in groups.
||||||||| 10:16 PM: Bunnyboy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, explain yourself
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and says "Did you want me?"
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Bob D Caterino: Buns
HoneyPie: hi bunny
Hemlock Stones: Catherwood is inexplicable, Fong
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Hemlock Stones and says "Did you want something?"
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: Hey, great to see CNI again, Jimmy!
Bunnyboy: I'm listening to RED SHIFT right now, though. Congrats on the streams, cat.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood: give the numerical equivalent of PI to 300 places
||||||||| Catherwood gets the numerical equivalent of pi to 300 places.
Bob D Caterino: Oh Honey Pie, you are making me crazy, Im in love but Im lazy so wont you please come home.
Hemlock Stones: wow you must be travelling fast Bunny
Dexter Fong: Very clever 'wood
Bob D Caterino: my mind is a terrable waiste
Dexter Fong: Bob: Your waist don;'t lokk so good wither
Dexter Fong: look either
Merlyn: Got this pic from proc: http://www.visi.com/~westley/proc.html
Bob D Caterino: I know,
Dexter Fong: Bob: As long as you don't mind
cease: hey bunny
Bob D Caterino: k merl, dont milk it. lol
TweenyReBozo: Love that old SNL skit of a public service ad where a mobster is doing student loan collections.
Dexter Fong: I certainly don't
Bob D Caterino: I do mind but.......who cares
TweenyReBozo: "A mind is a terrible thing to have to waste..."
Bunnyboy: That's cute, Merlyn.
cease: merl, proc is coming to van right after i leave. alas
Hemlock Stones: si will take your word for it Tween
Bob D Caterino: My inner ear has been heard saying "Is this thing on?"
cease: hope i get to meet him again sometime
Elayne: Oh man, we're having a ball over at Lance's place:http://lancemannion.typepad.com/lance_mannion/2007/06/studio-60-last-.html#comment-74353648
Elayne: He very funny guy!
Dexter Fong: My inner child is constantly saying I WANT THAT!!
cease: hey el
cease: my plays are on line now
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
cease: you and hear yourself and robin play welles and publisher at www.seemreal.com
porgie: .
TweenyReBozo: That's really good of you to do that, cease...
Elayne: Great news, Cat!
cease: dex, merl, doc, tiny doc, etc etc
cease: lots of firesign folks
cease: red shift used to be on line but Infinitie Trilogy never was
Merlyn: doc?
Merlyn: oh yeah
cease: hope disney doesnt sue me for the extended borrowing from the Journey to Inner Space ride
cease: you can tell your friends, el. add it to robin's resume
TweenyReBozo: If it's good enough for Walt Disney, it's good enough for my John...
Bob D Caterino: i tried to leave a message but I have been sited for spam. NOW I AM HUNGRY
cease: hg welles immitator
cease: youre in two of my plays, el. thats as many as proctor, but fewer than austin
Hemlock Stones: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam egg, beans and spam
cease: i love thatr line
Bob D Caterino: one plug for me and I am gone to look for more sugar.
Bob D Caterino: I love spam
HoneyPie: catherwood bring me something without spam, please
||||||||| Catherwood brings HoneyPie something without spam to drink.
cease: writer responsible for all problems he creates
Bob D Caterino: http://www.geocities.com/authorbobbyd
Dexter Fong: Honey: I think Cwood knows you too well =)))))
Hemlock Stones: passes Honey a Cinzano spam with not much spam in it
HoneyPie: tanks
Bob D Caterino: Ill have his spam
Dexter Fong: Tanks and SPAM OPENING FOR GUNS AND ROSES
Dexter Fong: pooh!
Bob D Caterino: Know how to say I am broke in Italian? Mafunsrlow
cease: isnt it just a shrug?
Hemlock Stones: Wam Bam Thank You Spam
Bob D Caterino: I oved that cartoon SHRUG, I love that lovable dwarf and his jackass
Hemlock Stones: i dont believe that for some reason Bob
cease: oh yes, bunny is on Red Shift too. at least his tune is
Hemlock Stones: more spam anyone ?
cease: if it werent for chat, i would never have made Red Shift
Hemlock Stones: i tried reasoning with Red but he just wouldnt shift
HoneyPie: roll some up in that rizla for me will ya, hemlock?
Bob D Caterino: Cease, karaty chop your neck for a second.........I have had it upo to their with my job. Now karate chop your knee...and I have had it up to there with midgets
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bob D Caterino: I made some great Phil Rozzoto yeaterday yankee style
Dexter Fong: Bob seems to be getting in constant touch with his heritage
Hemlock Stones: i think hes just living in the past Dexter
Dexter Fong: Bob: Howyoudooooin'!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:31 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room.
HoneyPie: hello dr.
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: Well, hello
TweenyReBozo: The Dr. Teresa Show!
cease: a tag team?
Dexter Fong: Dr. GRIMES! Dr. Teresa! Please access the white courtesy phone
cease: still grimey?
Hemlock Stones: are you a real Doc Teresa or just a Phd ??
TweenyReBozo: Thanks so much for your efforts, clem...
cease: try Kahoutek, the amazing cleanser
ah.clem: good night everyone!
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: I was googling Firesign to do a study on them and found them very interesting, what is it?
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: I am a therapist
cease: have you listened to their albums, teresa?
Hemlock Stones: thats a good question that none of us can really answer Teresa
HoneyPie: then you are in the right place, dr
TweenyReBozo: It's about this tall...
cease: many people find their albums profoundly therapeutic
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'llangwyddge', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Hemlock Stones: and about this wide
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: I have bought some CD;'s
llangwyddge: happy thursday
HoneyPie: nite ah. clem
TweenyReBozo: Hey LL
cease: you leaving, clem?
Dexter Fong: hey llan'
cease: hi llan
HoneyPie: hola llan
Elayne: I'd best go, I can't split my attention. Maybe I'll see some of you at Lance's place. Last week, after all!
||||||||| Elayne departs at 10:34 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| At 10:34 PM, ah.clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
TweenyReBozo: And to you, LL
Bob D Caterino: cool
cease: then you know all you need to know, teresa
llangwyddge: nite elayne
Hemlock Stones: in that case Teresa, may i recommend you start downloading the very excellent podcasts
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
llangwyddge: llance?
Bob D Caterino: What kind of therapy do you do?
cease: all the best el
Dexter Fong: Night Clem, glad to have you back at the Old Same Place
cease: this chat was started by here, 12 years ago
Hemlock Stones: have a good week Clem
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: I am a sex therapist
Dexter Fong: Bob: What kind do you need!
Hemlock Stones: love to Bams
llangwyddge: night clem
cease: by her: Elayne
Hemlock Stones: i dont do sex Teresa i have a note from my mom
TweenyReBozo: Here doesn't show up often, though...
llangwyddge: my sex hurts
cease: its more of a There place
Dexter Fong: It says:If that little bastard has sex with any one it'l be me!!"
Bunnyboy: back. Hello! We have a Dr. here.
TweenyReBozo: Yikes Dex lol
Bunnyboy: A psychiatrist? After all this time?
cease: little bastard? you mean the Dwarf?
Bob D Caterino: I am in need of one but he said he was the rapist
Hemlock Stones: well dont pick it llan or it will never get better
Merlyn: a drive?
cease: i thought he was gonna hand you the Pliers
llangwyddge: LOL Stones
Bob D Caterino: so iran
Dexter Fong: 1-800-diaL A doc
TweenyReBozo: LOL Bob - SNL Jeopardy
Hemlock Stones: ouch cease
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: Very funny people here. Very smart and quick
cease: i hear people screaming upstairs
cease: i gather that isnt you, stones
Hemlock Stones: well theres them that does sex, them that talks about it and then theres Firesign Theatre
Dexter Fong: CatL We're talki' 'bout Billy Barty
llangwyddge: anybody know how doc and lili are doing? did they stop in tonight?
TweenyReBozo: Oh yeah??? Who you callin' a dummy?
Bob D Caterino: Teresa, I am not quick though
Dexter Fong: Nope llan
Bunnyboy: Why waste time, if yer gonna be smart?
Hemlock Stones: be quiet Tween i was talking to my inflatable doll
TweenyReBozo: Not yet LL
cease: one of the many stories on the origin of the dwarf title is about the dwarves who came to hollywood to make Wizard of Oz and then stayed on to build airplanes in during ww2
Dexter Fong: Bob: If you're not quick you're dead...or in radio prison
TweenyReBozo: rofl Stones
cease: smal enough to wire the cockpits
Hemlock Stones: i knew i shouldnt have lent it to Poop, its full of holes
TweenyReBozo: Now _that's_ trivia, cease..
Bunnyboy: Dex: "They ain't givin' me the old fingeroo!"
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: I will sit here and watch for a while.
Dexter Fong: Cat: They built those itty bitty bombers that bombed the Japanese paper match companies?
cease: if there were no trivia, there would be no firesign
Bunnyboy: Guess what line that's from?
Hemlock Stones: now we can all talk about Teresa whilst she aint listening
HoneyPie: not only a Dr but a voyeur also...i am impressed
TweenyReBozo: Thing is Theresa, most of us know the Firesign albums by heart. It could get confusing for a newcomer...
Bob D Caterino: Dr. Observe and never say a peep peeper
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I give
Hemlock Stones: to be fair Tween it can also be confusing for an old timer too
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: Just a load of puns really but very good
Bunnyboy: Billy Barty in DAY OF THE LOCUST.
TweenyReBozo: Ditto that lol
Dexter Fong: and no fare for listening
llangwyddge: but if you're confusing now, you ain't seen nothing yet
TweenyReBozo: If you thing you're confusing now, just wait...
TweenyReBozo: Beat me to it :-)
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: Honey, I have to be a voyeur in my business
Dexter Fong: Bunny: lol..but then just to mention Billy Barty makes everyone laugh...he was that kind of guy
Bob D Caterino: Yep monkey business
Hemlock Stones: thats a pretty neat excuse Teresa
||||||||| 10:41 PM: ah.clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Hemlock Stones: wb clem
HoneyPie: wb clem
TweenyReBozo: I'll have to remember that one lol
llangwyddge: he's back!
TweenyReBozo: WB clem
Hemlock Stones: is Tom Cruise still in that closet by the way ?
Dexter Fong: Doc T: I might suggest that you *became* a therapist because of your compulsion towards voyeurism
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: I enjoy my work and would be a lie if I said it was work.
cease: maybe he forgot the key
HoneyPie: he was last time i checked n so waz john travolta
Hemlock Stones: Sigmund Fong is on a roll now
ah.clem: not just a "load of puns" by far more profound and disturbing than that, and that is why a certain "chosen few" know it all
TweenyReBozo: That's what a vocation should be all about ;-)
HoneyPie: ooooooh dex therapizin the therapist
llangwyddge: I got home from my play rehearsal to find six messages from my mother on my answering machine
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: I watch couples for a living, if you call it a living
Dexter Fong: Doc T: But still you did *say* it was work =))
HoneyPie: if it pays the bills i call it a livin'
Hemlock Stones: pass me the Thorazine please Honey, i'm coming down hard
ah.clem: (it's my job to break the Dr., mind your stories...
cease: one of the aims of the firesign theatre is to expand all our brains
llangwyddge: she said she got my email and she'd call me. I don't even remember sending her an email
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: That I did. Work, play all relivant
llangwyddge: very strange
cease: to make us think on many levels at once
TweenyReBozo: Is that what you tell the police?
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: relitive
Bunnyboy: Work. Hard work. Rolled-up sleeves work.
cease: about as therapeutic as any public work i can think of
Hemlock Stones: many of us in here can hardly get our brains in through the door
HoneyPie passes it to stones
Hemlock Stones: ty Honey
TweenyReBozo: Been there, done that Bunny.
Dexter Fong: Clem: YOu gonna ask her the big question..the one about the porridge Birds?
Bunnyboy: I'm smuggling my brain in my shoe.
cease: you see Paprika yet, bun?
ah.clem: sure "she is not really female either, but no one cares here, as this is an intulectual chat
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes: Sometimes I think couples come to me just to show off what they think they can do. Hey, they pay be so the joke is really on them.
TweenyReBozo: Well, the heads anyway Stones. The brains might fit through the keyhole ;-)
HoneyPie: indeed, clem
cease: oh proctor answered that one, and john scialli had another answer as i recall
Dexter Fong: Bunny has his tongue connected directly to his brain..that's why he's so fast
llangwyddge: who is honeypie? is it ms sanchez?
HoneyPie: do you give them tips, dr.??
Hemlock Stones: i will tell Poop you have been talking about him again Dexter
ah.clem: and likely not a doctor, at least in the true sense of the word
Bunnyboy: cat: And, again, no. Not unusual, though. I actually make it into a theatre about half a dozen times a year.
HoneyPie: yes si senorita sanches, llan
TweenyReBozo: I had my foot sewn into my mouth. Saves time...
Bunnyboy: Dex: I'm like Bob Saget, I have no control filter.
ah.clem: T & A Grimer
llangwyddge: aha
cease: 6 times more than me, bun. last flick i saw was Inconvenient Truth
Bob D Caterino: I dont think therapists are real doctors are they
Bunnyboy: I'm gonna go see SICKO this weekend.
cease: and that was here in north van, paprika way out in The Big City but well worth the shlepp
Dexter Fong: Bunny: YOu sound very Aristicratic
llangwyddge: every time I hear or read the name honey pie, I think of a pie crust filled with honey
llangwyddge: which is strange, isn't it?
HoneyPie: yep thats me
Dexter Fong: Some crust!!
cease: yes its opening now isnt it. i saw preveiw for simpsons flick but it opens when i'm in japan
Bob D Caterino: I am going to google her
Dexter Fong: What a tomato!!!
Hemlock Stones: thats typical llan Americans eat like we Brits drink
Bob D Caterino: Oh is that what they are calling it these days
ah.clem: most are not, and I am going for some real therapy, night all, :)
||||||||| Around 10:47 PM, ah.clem walks off into the sunset...
llangwyddge: how's that, stones?
Hemlock Stones: sweet dreams clem
Hemlock Stones: have a good week
cease: what do "we canadians" do?
HoneyPie: nite once again, clem sweet dreams
Bunnyboy: cat: the INCONVENIENT TRUTH disc is waiting in my living room. But it's one of those "Hey, honey, it's Saturday night: You wanna watch AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH?" kinda situations.
Hemlock Stones: to excess llan
cease: by clem again
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and again, wb and hi to Bambi
llangwyddge: I agree, stones
Hemlock Stones: Hello Goodbye etc
Dexter Fong: Bunny: But today is thursday ..still
cease: ive got Children of Paradise and Tokyo Godfathers waiting for me to watch them but not tonight i think
llangwyddge: even the kids drink in england, which is sad.
Hemlock Stones: ooh no it aint Dexter
Bunnyboy: Dex: You forgot your REVERB plug-in for the tomato sotto voce.
cease: saw great flick a few days ago, ancient andy griffith flick called A Face in the Crowd
llangwyddge: they have a drink called shandy which gives them a taste for alcohol
cease: the andy griffith character in Face in the Crowd has a line about that, llan
Bob D Caterino: http://myspace.com/teegrimes
Dexter Fong: Right you are Holmes, forgot about the internatural Dat Line
cease: in his hometown in arkansas, you;re not allowed to drink hard liquor til you're 10
llangwyddge: I love Children of Paradise
Hemlock Stones: 90% lemonade and 10% beer llan
llangwyddge: LOL cat
Bob D Caterino: that doesnt mean anything I need to go so take care all
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I like my tomatos stirred, not shaken
Bob D Caterino: It has really been a slice
llangwyddge: night bob
Hemlock Stones: have a good week Bob
Bunnyboy: llan: You and me both. Wotta film.
||||||||| At 10:50 PM, Bob D Caterino vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
llangwyddge: my favorite french film, though, is The Wages of Fear
Dexter Fong: Bona Note Bob
cease: the great thing about this zip.ca thing is i can see all these obscure flicks
cease: by bob
Bunnyboy: I saw the front page of the new HEEB magazine. New Crumb drawing of Aline & Bob. It's the Love Issue.
Bunnyboy: http://www.heebmagazine.com/
Dexter Fong: Bunny: HEEB? That new israeli comic book?
Dexter Fong: Netan Yahoo, strange visitor from outer space...
cease: it could be the cover of the new janis joplin album, bun
llangwyddge: LOL Dex
Dexter Fong: Danke
Bunnyboy: brb
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, time Bunny's absence
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:53 PM, exactly!"
TweenyReBozo: Been fun all... se ya same Firetime, same Firechannel
cease: by tween
llangwyddge: nite tween!
||||||||| TweenyReBozo is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:54 PM.
Dexter Fong: Tween, stay retired...that blessed word
Merlyn: nite tween
llangwyddge: I don't know if anybody noticed but I wasn't here at all last week
||||||||| Hemlock Stones is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:54 PM.
llangwyddge: my phone line wasn't working
Dexter Fong: Cat: Are you set for your Egypt trip and when ?
HoneyPie: i didn't notice but i wasn't here either, llan
: OH NO you dont Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to and yells "oh, fuck off !"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Hemlock Stones into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:55 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: By Jove, Catherwood gave Stones the old 86
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and asks "Did you need me?"
llangwyddge: strangest thing. when we have wet weather, sometimes I can't get a dial tone
llangwyddge: no joke
HoneyPie: water in the wires, llan
Dexter Fong: llan: They're damping the line
llangwyddge: lol
Dexter Fong: Water makes a fine conductor...they can hear what you're saying better
Dexter Fong: Did yah know that porcupine quills make a fine shish ka bob skewer?
HoneyPie: what i wouldnt give for a bit of water in my line right now
Dexter Fong: Honey: Line up
HoneyPie takes a number
Dexter Fong: BYW Doc T. you have to type something ever so often or you will be ejected
cease: they got the guns, but we got the numbers
HoneyPie: dr. was that too freudian of me?
Dexter Fong: Cat: I got thirty ought six
cease: 36 numbers? sounds like a lid
Dexter Fong believes Honey is young and easily freudened
llangwyddge: yes thirty ought to be six
cease: and 1 is nothing
Dexter Fong: and what was once 22 is now 11
HoneyPie: is junger than you think. fong
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llangwyddge: le trente-six cunegonde
Hemlock Stones: shes no fun she fell right over
Dexter Fong searches his mind for another well known shrink to reference,,,ah, Honey your REICH
HoneyPie: a dr. and she/he can not even keep from getting dengue fever
Hemlock Stones: Try R D Laing Fong
Hemlock Stones: he will tie you up in knots
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Stones; String Theory Therapy?
Hemlock Stones: yes but Glaswegian style
cease: looks like she was one of bob's friends
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Dexter Fong: Not the Scottish play, Stones!!
cease: re laing said something i really like: the reason there are so many disturberd children is that so many parents are so disturbing
Hemlock Stones: yes he was right cease
Hemlock Stones: They fuck you up your mum and dad
HoneyPie: its their job
cease: some limey poet, right?
Hemlock Stones: yep
llangwyddge: but if you're disturbing now, you ain't seen nothing yet
Dexter Fong: llan: lol
cease: how are things in post blair brittain, stones?
Hemlock Stones: i think it was Philip Larkin, Cease
cease: still adrift in iraq?
Hemlock Stones: bad as ever plus extra floods and now a dour and boring scotsman will lead us to despair
cease: is he as infaturated with bush as much as blair was?
HoneyPie: blair or despair my oh my........
Dexter Fong: Stones: I hear we brits will have to wear woolens year round
cease: i heardhe wants to pull your troops out of iraq but i'l believe it when i see it
Hemlock Stones: no i think Bush will not like him which is at least something
Dexter Fong: STONES: But then who does...like him...that is
Hemlock Stones: we are already talking about pulling out more troops, we cannot afford them
cease: his corporate owners love him, and thats all that count
Hemlock Stones: we only have two functioning nuke subs and one of them is leaking
Dexter Fong: YOU CAN AFFORD THEM< JUST REDUCE DEATH BENEFITS AND Medical care
Hemlock Stones: dont tell the russions though, they might laugh and declare a cold war
cease: we have a hopefully short lived right wing govt here now, and our troops keep dieing in afghansitan
HoneyPie: oh like here, dex??
cease: thats what bush does, dex
Dexter Fong: Stones: That the laughs on them...global warming you see?
cease: i thgouth you sold them to us, stones
HoneyPie: its so damn hot here a cold war sounds delightful!
Hemlock Stones: wait till the methan hydride catche light and we all get roasted
cease: canada has old brit subs that leek. or is that just generic
Hemlock Stones: i think they are designed that way cease
Dexter Fong: Cat: It's Welsh subs that leek
cease: but you chose to live in new mexico, honey. what do you expect?
cease: quiznos subs are leeky but worth it
Bunnyboy: back
Bunnyboy: Head of the class
HoneyPie: wb bun
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, how long was Bunny gone
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and says "Someone mention my name?"
Bunnyboy: They got leeks?
cease: zinjanthropus, east africa man
Hemlock Stones: its close to where she crashed her UFO, cease and shes still waiting for parts to arrive from Deneb 3
Bunnyboy: Is that the Welsh Rarebit?
cease: hire some plumbers.
cease: nixon aint using em
HoneyPie: damn postal service here, those parts are taking forever
llangwyddge: with frog legs it's Welsh Ribbit
Bunnyboy: I gotta sit down to SECRET HONOR sometime. I have the disc, but I've only seen the first few and the last few minutes.
Dexter Fong: Honey: Shoulda used DSL, overnight
Hemlock Stones: this is what you expect from a nation that has cheese on toast as a national dish
cease: have you seen Tokyo Godfathers, bun? i just got it in the mail today
HoneyPie: if i dont get a real passport soon im gunna hit fat tony up for one
llangwyddge: lol
Bunnyboy: The tail end I saw in a repertory house double-bill in Spokane, when it first came out. But I was just there for the other feature.
Dexter Fong: Course night on Deneb 3 is 3,000 years
cease: same guy who made Paprika.
Merlyn: so is Deneb 1 1,000 years?
Bunnyboy: Cut a hole in the bread, it's Toad in a Hole.
cease: if its only 1 100th as good i'll enjoy it
cease: want to watch last episode of studio 60 in a couple of hours
Dexter Fong: Deneb one is like mercury, one side always faces the sun, the other don't
Hemlock Stones: its all relative of course Merlyn
Bunnyboy: I'm a specialist. I perform Fromagectomies on a regular basis.
cease: better than Toad Away
Hemlock Stones: correct Fong, Deneb one is the hottest and the coldest planet
llangwyddge: not familiar with studio 60
Bunnyboy: Or Toad and Whey.
cease: i thought that was mercury
Dexter Fong: Except around the edges where it's *just* right
Hemlock Stones: hows the Welsh lessons coming on llan ?
cease: el and others split to watch it, llan
Bunnyboy: llan: Unfortunately, that's why it's ending.
HoneyPie: yeah i come from the edge, dex
cease: its what aaron sorkin did after West Wing, although unfortunately not as well
Hemlock Stones: well as you are from NY Fong i dont need to tell you that if your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space
Bunnyboy: Never found a strong audience. And the fact the the "show within the show" never really played out well.
Dexter Fong is strangely attracted to Honey's edginess...the sharp but somehow muted borders of her personality
llangwyddge: welsh lessons? I think that was just a fancing passy
cease: firesign was always The Edge
Hemlock Stones: fair point cease
Bunnyboy: "Oh, they're doing a live COMEDY show. Really?"
Hemlock Stones: sometimes it was just the hole in the middle though
cease: that's why they were never as succesful as Python, Cheech and Chong and others of their peers
cease: they didnt do flicks/tv and they didnt dumb it down.
cease: no way to get rich in america not doing that
Hemlock Stones: puts on snobbish British accent and says, "well since when was commercial success an indication of artistic veritas or quality ?"
llangwyddge: if they had been mainstream I would never have bothered to follow them
Dexter Fong: Firesign was the Edge and Credibility Gap was Bono
HoneyPie: hear hear!!
llangwyddge: even though their merits are still enormous
cease: i only vaguely know who that is, dex, and mostly from his antipoverty campaign
cease: i know there is a musician named The Edge but know nothing of his music or appearance
Dexter Fong: Cat: Same band
Hemlock Stones: i think he fell off recently cease
cease: cred gap was born of the radio and i dont think ever left it much
Dexter Fong: Stones: Bono and Edge were/are U2?
llangwyddge: it was a high school english teacher who got me into the firesign theatre
cease: shearer is mr radio, but got rich doing simpsons and stil does lots of flcis so we know his face
Hemlock Stones: i think the only geezer who predates Firesign is Spike Milligan, at least according to Bergman
Bunnyboy: cat: The Edge is U2's guitarist. Talented bloke, distinctive player.
Dexter Fong: llan: Was it Mrs. Grundy?
cease: i know U2 mostly from the firesign joke abou t their name (Ewe 2)
Hemlock Stones: thats a bit sheepish cease
llangwyddge: no, mr. collins
cease: i have never voluntarily listened to a whole U2 song
Dexter Fong: Pretty soon it'l be just one big sheep
cease: probably working for scale, stones
Hemlock Stones: well i wont force you cease
HoneyPie: sunday bloody sunday was worth listening to by u2
Hemlock Stones: i recommend you visit the website of Shawn the Sheep
Bunnyboy: BEAUTIFUL DAY is a gem.
cease: my ability to enjoy any music has so atrophied
Dexter Fong: Stones: Isn't that Sean of the Dead Sheep
cease: even my old faves barely register
Bunnyboy: And the Negativland mashups of U2 are classic.
Hemlock Stones: http://www.shaunthesheep.com/
cease: some New guaraldi albums came out from his son. i promptlyu bought them but barely tolerated them
Dexter Fong: Cat" Is it a hearing problem?
HoneyPie: you need an injection of some world music, cease
cease: only in an existential sense, dex
llangwyddge: if you hear an album more than 100 times, it might be time to retire it for a while
Hemlock Stones: i listen to hardly any Western music now, the best stuff is coming from the middle and far east
Dexter Fong: llan: Or it's really good
llangwyddge: except for FST
cease: i'll be surounded by japanese music ina few weeks
Bunnyboy: Foggy Mountain Breakdown, Take 600.
llangwyddge: raga is interesting, stones
Dexter Fong: Cat: Thought you were going to Egypt?
Hemlock Stones: its the Battle of the Midiway all over again is it cease ?
cease: i thik my steady atrophying ability to enjoy music comes from my years in japan where the music is just hideous
cease: i want to go to egypt next feb or so. japan in july-august
llangwyddge: that koto is definitely an acquired taste
cease: good one, bun
Hemlock Stones: best part of japan is their websites
Hemlock Stones: i am sure that Fugu just moved, are you sure its dead
cease: i'll be putting up a japanese website about my trip but that wont do you any good
Dexter Fong: The best part used to be there itty bitty factories where they made paper matches...but we bombed 'em in WW2
HoneyPie: fermented soybean curd is a real treat, interesting webbing dont miss it, cease
Bunnyboy: llan: You're biting drums now?
Hemlock Stones: so its not all bad news then Fong
cease: i visited some of those factories in kyoto when i was there 4 years ago, dex
cease: main industry in the city is japanese cultural shit like that
Bunnyboy: Gotta feed the wife. Nitey, kids.
llangwyddge: I'd rather bite gyoza
Dexter Fong: Stones: Good...bad.....it si all in how you percieve and react to it little cicada
HoneyPie: nite bun have a good week
cease: they do a lot of good things with fermentation in japan, honey
cease: maybe even some fermented honey
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
llangwyddge: nite bunny
cease: gyoza is chinese japanese food. my wife makes better gyoza than any ive ever eaten
cease: by bun
Hemlock Stones: i seem to remember they fomented a few wars and then we aquired the habit
Dexter Fong: And Honey was upon the fermament and god said, "What a tomato!!"
cease: better fermented than demented
||||||||| At 11:26 PM, Bunnyboy rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
llangwyddge: great stuff, cat. my favorite japanese food, though, is sukiyaki
HoneyPie: fermented AND demented even decanted
Hemlock Stones: i thought Sukiyakin was a pop singer
Dexter Fong wonders if Honey will recant those words under psychological pressure
cease: a beef dish far more popular in the west than in japan. though the beef is much better there
llangwyddge: that reminds me, I forgot to have my weekly glass of wine tonight. think I'll settle for a cough of cuppee
Dexter Fong: Ohhh! Par;! What uh your beef
HoneyPie: they feed the beef beer n lots of it
cease: oldf par? hes' dead now, finally
Hemlock Stones: try and cut down on the spooner llan
cease: and then massage it into them, honey
Merlyn: parboiled beef?
Dexter Fong: But officer! I only had three 16 oz steaks
llangwyddge: spooner, stones?
cease: you can taste the drunken pleasure when you eat the beef
HoneyPie: yea beef is ultra expensive in japan, but what isn't???
Dexter Fong: You eat uh the beef...I have happy endings
Hemlock Stones: check this out llan http://www.age-of-the-sage.org/quotations/spooner_oxford.html
cease: i nver found japan expensive
llangwyddge: oh, THAT spooner
Hemlock Stones: i never found Japan at all, was very foggy
cease: you dont pay more for good food in japan than you do here, and less than in europe
Dexter Fong: Cat taking the Samarui TOUR>>>LIKE OFF THE PEASANTS
HoneyPie: i found enough japanese in los angeles
Hemlock Stones: you can even get good food in the UK at last but only the rich can afford it
cease: i was surprised how lousy the japanese food was in la. and i'm from la. thats why i was so surprised when i got to japan in 71 and found the food astonishing
Dexter Fong: I'd like to order a Proudman's lnch
Dexter Fong: Lunch
cease: my wife ate well when she was in bournmouth last year, and she doesnt even like food
Dexter Fong: LUnch by the inch....get to a yard sale
Hemlock Stones: we can do you a proud mans lynching
llangwyddge: well, you absolutely MUST eat at The Mikado in Glens Falls, NY
Dexter Fong: A plowmans lynching...Surfs up!!!
Hemlock Stones: sounds like a Soup Opera llan
llangwyddge: best sukiyaki anywhere. and miso, and tempura...
Dexter Fong: We take uh Girbet and SURRIMAN ONA road
llangwyddge: before that it was Shogun in Rome, NY but that has been gone for years
Hemlock Stones: yay! Fong, lets do the gig right here
cease: the chances of me going to glen falls are about equal to tthe chances of me oging to mars
llangwyddge: I'm sure, cat
Dexter Fong: No can do Stones: have to see lady friend and two children
cease: but Even You can go to japan, llan
Hemlock Stones: your lucky cease, i got two tickets to Mars express i dont need
llangwyddge: I hope to, someday, cat
Dexter Fong: oging to mars? dont forget you oggles
cease: lol stones
HoneyPie: soon as i get those darned parts i'll take ya to mars, cease the food is very eclectic there
llangwyddge: I definitely want to see the world
Hemlock Stones: and which world is that llan ?
llangwyddge: fujiyama is one of the wonders of the world that I must see
Hemlock Stones: they do the worlds finest cheese on toast llan
llangwyddge: that and the purAMids
Dexter Fong: Honey: YOu know that Mars is very dirty and trashy cause martians don't have mouths and when the eat, the food just fall on the ground
cease: i used to see mt fuji surrounded by sunset when i went into tokyo for my evening classes
llangwyddge: lol stones
cease: in the right light, its quite beautiful
llangwyddge: sounds spectacular, cat
Hemlock Stones: the Martians are pants, they couldnt even squish Tom Cruise
cease: in my last trip to japan, nov 03, the best food i ate was in a ton katsu (japanese pork cutlet) place near tokyo station.
HoneyPie: true, but they know their galactic cuisine, stones
cease: the top of the line best tonkatsu, with an enormous meal of extras and beer was about $25. is that expensive?
Hemlock Stones: i bet they cannot say that in English Honey
llangwyddge: I'm not big on pork, except for goa vindaloo
cease: best food in japan for $25 (with beer?) i cant eat that well for that little here
Hemlock Stones: i could live for several days on that Cease
cease: or several monthes if you were a bangladeshi, but the best food in the capital city of an "expensive" country?
HoneyPie: same here mucho frijoles con arroz
Hemlock Stones: i dont think there are many places more expensive and overpriced than London
Dexter Fong: she said bean and rice he heh
HoneyPie: 25 bux isnt spensive in the big city
cease: i hear that about london, stones
llangwyddge: frijoles con arroz is not popular even in mexican restaurants
cease: never been there
llangwyddge: at least the ones I've tried
cease: ive been to other parts of europe and food wasnt cheap but generally worth it
Dexter Fong: llan: But are these "mexican" restaurants with a "mexican" clientele
Hemlock Stones: everything over here is over priced, thats why we call it Rip Off Britain
llangwyddge: true dex
cease: tokyo has 23 million people, at least in the day time. at night it shrinks down to 13, or it did when i lived there 20 years ago
llangwyddge: the most memorable restaurant I ate in in england was a tandoori
cease: that s a Big City
Hemlock Stones: so they heard you were in town did they, cease ?
llangwyddge: I had mushroom curry and puri. wonderful
cease: i would go out of my way to avoid eating Indian food
HoneyPie: once can get a nice mince n potato pie without payin an arm and a leg stones
Dexter Fong: Cat: Even curried cauliflower?
llangwyddge: really, cat? I can't get enough curry
Hemlock Stones: a good Tandoorie restaurant is well worth a hit
cease: they do pasalbe things with vegetables, true, dex
HoneyPie agrees with stones
cease: but i go to a restaurant to eat something on a higher plane
cease: read my blog
Hemlock Stones: but the prices are stratospheric cease !
Dexter Fong: Cat: Fly Concord
llangwyddge: well, I have to admit Indian food is often overcooked. especially vegetables
cease: kind of why religious people go to chruches, temples, ashrams, etc
cease: not necessarily, stones
Hemlock Stones: religion is killing us all
HoneyPie: i used to get a good free lunch at the ashram in tucson
cease: but food is keeping us alive
llangwyddge: that's very interesting, honeypie
Hemlock Stones: not if Bush burns it all in SUVs
cease: now its expensive/
llangwyddge: what did they serve? I assume it was vegetarian
Dexter Fong: Domine Domine.....we're all(insert religion of choice. (If none write NUN) here
cease: yes this ethanol craze is madness
HoneyPie: yes veg, llan
Hemlock Stones: i think they are trying to starve the Mexicans into submission
HoneyPie: only an idiot would use food as fuel while people are starving
Hemlock Stones: over here the price of bread has gone up by 25 cents and the price of chicken is rising fast becasue of the ethanol farce
Dexter Fong: Hah! Stones: The jokes on them...Mexican have been starving for centuries
Dexter Fong: Hah! Stones: The jokes on them...Mexican have been starving for centuries
Dexter Fong: Hah! Stones: The jokes on them...Mexican have been starving for centuries
HoneyPie: orice of beef and fish lobster and crab bread and water all going up in price here sheesh some places are discussing banning bottled water other places are adding minerals and fluoride its a wacky place Merica is
llangwyddge: there's an echo in here
Hemlock Stones: ah its Fong in Stereo is it ?
cease: thats not starving. thats the Mexican Diet
Hemlock Stones: luxury, we used to dream of starving to death
Dexter Fong: Heh Paca...how many calories in the worm at the bottom of your bottle of Mezcal
cease: fish lobster? is that like a kia Rolls Royce?
llangwyddge: ever heard the urban legend that the worm in the tequilla bottle has hallucinogenic properties
HoneyPie: close
llangwyddge: I don't think anyone ever bothered to find out
HoneyPie: yeah drink a whole bottle then eat the worm it is hallucinogenic
Dexter Fong: llan: A big cactus told me that once..I didn't believe him/it
Hemlock Stones: i think i met that cactus Fong
Hemlock Stones: he talked a lot of sense
Dexter Fong: Time to park the car...see you all sonner or later
Hemlock Stones: dont hit that dumpster Fong
HoneyPie: ok dex
llangwyddge: don bruhaha in disguise
Hemlock Stones: ha ha ha
llangwyddge: nite dex
Dexter Fong: Stones: He was a big cactus (scratches head in an aw shucks manner) called himself Harvey
Hemlock Stones: ah yes
cease: sounds like a rod stewart line about his father: he had a lot more dollars than sense
Dexter Fong: Harvey wallbanger
Hemlock Stones: its a pity he was a republican but you cant expect miracles
Dexter Fong: bye Dear friends
Hemlock Stones: have a good week Fong
Hemlock Stones: stay safe
cease: park away, dex
HoneyPie: adios dexter see you next time have a good week
Merlyn: see ya next week folks
Hemlock Stones: well gaz guys its time for me to slink away too i think
HoneyPie: nite merlyn
Hemlock Stones: hope you all have a good week
cease: off we drift
||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:53 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:53 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Hemlock Stones: see you again next week or call me up on Messenger or Skype if you get bored and then you will realise you werent really bored at all
Hemlock Stones: good night all and good morning
llangwyddge: nite folks
HoneyPie hops on the bus..........bye folks be kind
||||||||| Around 11:54 PM, HoneyPie walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves to catch the 11:54 PM train to AOL.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llangwyddge - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Night all
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'orbman', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 1:07 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
orbman: This is but the long window into a place not quite small enought to enter
||||||||| "I'm going to The Portrait Gallery" says orbman, and leaves.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

ah.clem
Bob D Caterino
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Dr. Teresa Ann Grimes
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
HoneyPie
llangwyddge
Merlyn
Mudhead
orbman
porgie
Rotonoto
TweenyReBozo
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http://lancemannion.typepad.com/lance_mannion/
http://myspace.com/teegrimes
http://www.accuweather.com/radar-state.asp?partner=accuweather&traveler=0&zipChg=1&site=TXE&type=SIR&anim=1&level=state&large=0
http://www.age-of-the-sage.org/quotations/spooner_oxford.html
http://www.geocities.com/authorbobbyd
http://www.heebmagazine.com/
http://www.paunchstevenson.com
www.seemreal.com
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/
http://www.visi.com/~westley/proc.html


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