Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/21/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 21, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:52 AM and Firebroiled sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: Betty Jo Bialowsky! I hadn’t heard that name since college. Everyone knew her as “Nancy.” Then it all came rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist! It was Pig Nite at the Ohm Mane Padme Sigma House . . .
Firebroiled: Oink-oink!!
||||||||| At 8:53 AM, Firebroiled runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "3:52 PM and late as usual, it's shelby, just back from Billville."
shelby: hay
||||||||| shelby, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Aviary.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:31 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Billville."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 pm eastern. confused? I am'
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 8:32 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem plummets into the garden at 8:46 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 21, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne in through the front door at 9:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Elayne: Hey JimmyLee, where is everyone?
ah,clem: hi E!
Elayne: And how are you feeling?
ah,clem: not bad considering
Elayne: Just take it easy for awhile.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease falls out at 9:11 PM.
ah,clem: still cannot keep BP down, and digestion all messed up, but well enough to laugh
Elayne: Evenin' Cat!
ah,clem: hi Cat
cease: hey ah. el
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:12 PM and UnderTween sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: had the most amazing day.
UnderTween: Evenin' folks
ah,clem: everyone fasionalbly late tonight...
cease: saw From Monet to Dali, the travelling impresionist show from the Cleveland museum at the van art gallery
cease: and then saw Paprika, which is about as visually interesting as a film can get
UnderTween: Now that's one for a bit of prior libation if I ever heard of one ;-)
Elayne: Hi Tween!
UnderTween: Hey E :-)
Elayne: I won't be here that long, in about half an hour I start my next Studio 60 live-blogging session.
cease: you and robin have to see Paprika, el
Elayne: Reading Lance Mannion's intro now. He's a pip. But he misspelled "sous-chef."
cease: is studio 60 on tonight?
Elayne: I hope so, Cat, or I'll be live-blogging dead air. :)
cease: i found west wing to be very visually interesting but studio 60 not so much
cease: the vast labyrinthine set was never as interesting as it could hafve been, as th white house was
UnderTween: What's the name of this one, clem?
UnderTween: West Wing's amazingly well done
ah,clem: 3 faces, then mayhem again
cease: oh yes, i see its on at 10 in the tv guide
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:16 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: this is 3 faces of al
ah,clem: should be fun
ah,clem: the tv glide?
Merlyn: I've got me ankle bracelet on
UnderTween: Lo dere Merl
UnderTween: What year (3 Faces)?
ah,clem: incarcerated?
UnderTween: Your RFID ankle bracelet?
cease: merl will know
ah,clem: can't look that up right now, Tweeny
UnderTween: Just curious - the "every breath you take" Police reference
Merlyn: grammy nom in 1984 for 3 faces
Merlyn: "eat it" beat it
UnderTween: That'd be about right, Merl
cease: reused in bride of firesign
cease: help its the police
ah,clem: a chicken joke?
UnderTween: Didn't know about the grammy nomination - kewl...
UnderTween: Wierd Al, Merl? Very funny
UnderTween: Denver, Merl? You do get around...
Merlyn: I mentioned to Ossman once that the other 3 were one-up on grammy nominations on him, but he corrected me since he got a grammy nomination for war of the worlds
Merlyn: my new DSL modem is in denvar I guess
Elayne: Oops sorry, hi Brian. Busy doing my live-blogging prep over at Mannion's place.
UnderTween: Nino actually has clem close to home this week
Merlyn: I saw, E
Elayne: I should get Mannion in here one of these days, he has to be a Firesign fan...
Merlyn: I think I can fix nino
UnderTween: Ossman did WotW? Had no idea...
Merlyn: hey Elayne, you know about the secret mostly-non-firesign project?
cease: not the orson welles one
Merlyn: the 50th anniversary edition, tween
cease: orson and ossman both played orson welles in the original, recreated in Red Shift
UnderTween: Didn't think he did the one in '38 lol
Elayne: Nope, Brian. It's all I can do to keep up with my own life lately, and I'm not doing very well at that.
cease: he would have been 2
cease: he oucld have played a screaming baby
ah,clem: that was orson, lol
UnderTween: Now _that's precotious
UnderTween: I see Bubba's site's still up, though he isn't taking orders
UnderTween: Hello Dali, It's NASA to have you back where you belong! When the Dali Lama is reborn on Mars, the Martians know that their great project has come to fulfillment. But when paranoid earthlings fear invasion, they resurrect Chairman Mao in electronic form. Will Virtual Mao keep the Red Planet red? Firesign-influenced audio art from Canada's Cat Simril.
Elayne: I really need to go, I'm splitting myself too much again.
cease: by el
UnderTween: Gather yourself together, E...
cease: the seemreal site has to take the refs to lodestone down
||||||||| Elayne scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 9:27 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Merlyn:
Merlyn: I'm speechless
UnderTween: I'm hearless, nice to meet you...
cease: find someone sightless and you'll replace the monkeys
cease: where is Dave when we need him
UnderTween: Did you get the latest OS X upgrade Cat? (10.4.10)
Merlyn: my main mac is dead at the moment
cease: im not sure, tween. it upgrades whenever i turn it on
cease: will it come back to life, merl?
UnderTween: 3 Faces really is good...
UnderTween: The software update utility should be set to let you know automatically
cease: hey clem, did you ever find Danger down Under?
Merlyn: not sure cat, it might be too expensive to fix. The one cheap place couldn't get their apple stuff ready so they gave it back, but noplace else is cheap enough to make it worth doing. I'll try them again
||||||||| 9:36 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Merlyn: If it's the power supply, that's about $150 in parts and this place is about $50 labor, otherwise a used one is like $450
cease: hi mud
Merlyn: but then I'd probably get a new imac for $1200
cease: this flick i saw today is like you're describing 3 faces, ah
Merlyn: a used imac the same model as mine, that is, is $450
Mudhead: hi all
cease: an extraordinary display of riches
UnderTween: Hey Mud...
UnderTween: This URL has somewhat less lag: http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
Mudhead: yur 5 9's ah,clem
Mudhead: its the summer solstice
Merlyn: THE power supply for a 2002 imac - not just any power supply will work
ah,clem: oh, ok
Mudhead: thats great
cease: whats this?
ah,clem: misc clips Cat, cannot describe them all
cease: where is that from? heads of 1979? what were firesign doing then?
Merlyn: they're all podcasting clips from the website I think
cease: not radio that i iknow of
ah,clem: right Merl, pod cast clips
Merlyn: the chocolate heads was from 1980 NPR I think
UnderTween: Probably from the free collection from iTunes & their site, cease
Merlyn: Deposed Heads of 1979
Merlyn: that's us, tween
cease: i have that. why dont i inow that
Merlyn: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/list.php
cease: their election coverage for npr
Merlyn: possibly got it from you, cat
cease: i have cast my collections widely over the years
cease: as it should be
||||||||| 9:45 PM: Boney jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
cease: boney
Boney: cease
Boney: aka cat
Boney: brb
||||||||| Catherwood leads Hemlock Stones in through the front door at 9:47 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Hemlock Stones: Greetings
Mudhead: hi Stones
Hemlock Stones: Hi Mud, seems quiet in here tonight
Merlyn: OK, this should correct Nino about me
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 9:49 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn in through the front door at 9:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: stones
Mudhead: we're transmorgified by the CNI radio
Hemlock Stones: Hi cease
Hemlock Stones: i also see Boney and of course ah clem
Hemlock Stones: I hope you have had a Happy Solstice
ah,clem: hello Mr. Stones
cease: im watching newly disciovered flocks of animals in southern sudan
Hemlock Stones: Yo Clem
cease: better than watching dodgers beat jays
Mudhead: what are those called cat? Dinner?
ah,clem: anyone balance an egg?
cease: to lions, yes
Hemlock Stones: lets eat
Mudhead: too much chloresterol ah,clem
Hemlock Stones: when i was a kid i learned how to blow an egg
Mudhead: sounds personal
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Principalpoop close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:53 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
Hemlock Stones: are you back up to strength yet Clem ?
Hemlock Stones: greetings Poop
cease: poop
Principalpoop: he walks in, he's ready for mystery
Mudhead: oh hai pp
ah,clem: getting there Stones, still not right, but working on it
Principalpoop: shang hai
Principalpoop: what was that about eggs?
Hemlock Stones: mystery Poop ? you found it, where is everyone ?
Principalpoop: that is the mystery
Mudhead: there in everyones eggs
Hemlock Stones: i just said that
Mudhead: i wear lead lined underwear like the french
Merlyn: This is just the podcast clip I think
cease: just got the lady from shanghai to watch later
Principalpoop: gabor day celebrations
Merlyn: stops after "Past!"
cease: but Paprika was so good, i dont think any flick i'd watch after that would measure up
Hemlock Stones: will she stick around that long cease ?
UnderTween: How laborious...
ah,clem: you wear french underwear, Mud?
Hemlock Stones: brb]
Mudhead: the lead-lined kind
Principalpoop: why lead?
Principalpoop: put sugar in mine stones
Merlyn: stops gamma rays
Mudhead: well, the aluminum hats dont work
Mudhead: why not pp, why not?
||||||||| At 9:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, UnderTween!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Principalpoop: i had a physics class, i forget what is what
cease: orson made the flick in 1948. i suspect it'll stick around for awhile longer
Principalpoop: gamma and beta particles
Mudhead: I had a physic too, cleaned me out like a Ma Raineys
ah,clem: Catherwood, please server everyone a cup of tea with a nice sugar cube
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside ah,clem and asks "Did you want me?"
Hemlock Stones: the hats work if you want to stop microwaves
Principalpoop: wb stones
Merlyn: what if you want to stop toasters?
Hemlock Stones: ty PP
Principalpoop: i want to stop the macrowaves
Mudhead: my blender wold work on that
Hemlock Stones: you have to pull the plug on toasters Merlyn
ah,clem: catherwood, please give everyone a nice cup of tea with a special sugar cube
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a nice cup of tea with a special sugar cube.
Principalpoop: what have you got against toasters? I like toast
Hemlock Stones: you cannot ever trust a toaster, they pop up suddenly without warning
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: here's to M, when he was young he was breast fed by his father
Mudhead: mine warns you, it announces: Toasts Done...then scurries away
Hemlock Stones: its 3 AM here and already getting light
Principalpoop: the sun already stones?
Mudhead: its 10pm here, pretty dark and cloudy in here
cease: there is a parade of toasters and other appliances through Paprika
Principalpoop: or the sugar cube starting to work already?
Hemlock Stones: sun in about forty minutes but sky already light
Mudhead: no, my pipe is smokin... or this that me smoking the pipe
||||||||| TweenForADay tiptoes in around 10:02 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: stones is so horney, even the crack of dawn excites him
Principalpoop: wb tween
Mudhead: I'd jump for Joy
cease: i thought that was tom waits
Hemlock Stones: quite right Poop, thats why i am working on my new book
TweenForADay: ty P - and hello to you...
Principalpoop: tom waits and grace slicks
Principalpoop: ahh the voice of ahh, clem
Hemlock Stones: its called Vaseline
Hemlock Stones: hi Tween
TweenForADay: That'd be quite a combination, P
TweenForADay: Greetings, Stones...
Principalpoop: yours today for only 2.95 and 10,000 shipping and handling
Principalpoop: vaseline?
Hemlock Stones: its a good read
Hemlock Stones: and of course, its a work of non friction
TweenForADay: groan Stones
Mudhead: well grease my gizzards Stones!
Hemlock Stones: let that be a lesson to you
Principalpoop: will the sequel be called KY? to back up the first book?
Hemlock Stones: was gonna call it K Y Jelly but ran into stiff copyright issues
Principalpoop: hollyhocks
Hemlock Stones: my last book was called Telekinesis and it flew off the shelves
Merlyn: lol stones
Merlyn: mind if I steal that some time?
Principalpoop: any chance it was your last book?
Hemlock Stones: was gonne be my last book but just for you Poop i feel obliged to keep writing
Principalpoop: author author
Hemlock Stones: steal away Merlyn
Merlyn: Ha! Didn't remember that THC gag!
Principalpoop: oops, he was canadian
Hemlock Stones: funny you should mention that Merlyn, have just finished watching Hemp For Victory, very interesting
Merlyn: oh, yeah, there's a WWII poster too
cease: im watching pbs thing about 1893 worlds fair
Hemlock Stones: yeah but it was just a remake of WW11
Merlyn: THC gag in a Carnation Instant Breakfast commercial - how devious
cease: very firesonian
Hemlock Stones: dammit it i meant WW1
Merlyn: and two poet car ads with "pederasty" in them
Hemlock Stones: Hemp is a high fibre breakfast cereal Merlyn but of course more fibre than high
Principalpoop: it is not encouraging that they are numbering them
Hemlock Stones: what number are we on now Poop
Principalpoop: 3 or 4
Hemlock Stones: Vietnam was 3, the Balkans was 4, Desert Storm was 5
Principalpoop: maybe 5, 6, do we count the cold war?
Hemlock Stones: so were on 6 already
TweenForADay: And Iran will be 7?
Hemlock Stones: the cold war was just a serial
Hemlock Stones: Iran will be the end of us all i thin Tween
Hemlock Stones: think
Hemlock Stones: knackered keyboard here
Principalpoop: i think 7 is the acropoliptic or whatever
TweenForADay: It won't be Iraq, that's for sure
Hemlock Stones: when i went to Greece, someone asked if i visited the Acropolis
TweenForADay: There's civil war all over the mid-east as it is...
Hemlock Stones: but i didnt becasue there was nothing wrong with my feet
ah,clem: try not to spill your drink on the keyboard, Stones
TweenForADay: And you said...
Principalpoop: i almost wrote that word
TweenForADay: lol
Hemlock Stones: i know they say the old jokes are the best but they are clearly misguided
cease: i remember taping this
Principalpoop: greece? and swam the english channel
TweenForADay: No joke, cease? Kewl
TweenForADay: With you Craig cassette recorder?
cease: this is one of my favourite bits from the Hour Hour shows
Principalpoop: if you can remember, you weren't there or did not use enough drugs
Hemlock Stones: where am i now ?
Principalpoop: you are here, one of us, maybe
TweenForADay: "If you can remember the 60's, you weren't there."
TweenForADay: Possibly...
Hemlock Stones: but everyone knows this is nowhere, i have the sheet music to prove it
TweenForADay: Private Parts - USMC
TweenForADay: Crazy Horse was a veru good band
TweenForADay: very
Hemlock Stones: i agree
Hemlock Stones: i met up with Neil Young when he toured here in the early 70s
cease: you mean without neal young?
Principalpoop: sounds like old AM radio
TweenForADay: I thought it was good with Neil, actually
cease: no this was fm, kppc, summer of 1970
Hemlock Stones: hes always been a good songwriter
Principalpoop: ahhh 70s fm ok ok
cease: ted alvy, who sometimes post to alt.firisign or whatever it is now, was on kppc in those days and knows the lads from then
Principalpoop: our house is a very very very fine house
Hemlock Stones: and its reassuring to see that him and Jackson Browne have not forgotten their roots
ah,clem: Neil does good harmony, and writes well, front man is not his best place
Hemlock Stones: most of the others sold out long ago
TweenForADay: With two bats in the yard...
Hemlock Stones: i was a serious big time ligger in those days
Principalpoop: looking out my back door
TweenForADay: Blended with Crazy Horse, he sounded pretty good. Cinnamon Girl is an old favoirte
Principalpoop: a ligger?
TweenForADay: Ligger
Hemlock Stones: it was Graham Nash that wrote that one Tween
Hemlock Stones: ligger, is a dude who hangs with Musicians and artists
Principalpoop: she was good on toast too
TweenForADay: I can believe that, Stones
TweenForADay: Love to know the derivation of _that_ one...
Hemlock Stones: i used to work with Nash and he introduced me to Crosby, Neil Young, and Jackson Browne, they were high times indeed
ah,clem: brit word of the week?
TweenForADay: Apparently, clem lol
Hemlock Stones: Ligging enables you to get into gigs you cannot afford tickets for
TweenForADay: Wow, Stones - I'll bet it was indeed
ah,clem: what was last week's word, I forget...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:23 PM and doctec sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
doctec: pouf
Hemlock Stones: hi Doc
cease: hey, it's doc tech
cease: i gotta get some sangria
doctec: i've just invented grape soda
Principalpoop: how is it pronounced? does it rhyme with bigger or fighter?
TweenForADay: Gypsy Doctor.... Gypsy Doctor...
||||||||| "10:24 PM? 10:24 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits at the bar.
Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi
ah,clem: ho Doc
Principalpoop: wow, doc and bambi
doctec: hah
TweenForADay: Hey deer person :-)
Merlyn: hey doc, bambi
doctec: i just got here myself bambi
Principalpoop: arrive at the same time hehe hehe
Principalpoop: wink wink doc?
Hemlock Stones: i got the tapes PP
Merlyn: catherwood, bring bambi something to drink
||||||||| Catherwood brings bambi something to drink.
Bambi: Good evening, Dear Friends!
Merlyn: rats, used the wrong wording - "a drink" picks a random one
Hemlock Stones: i presume that Fong is elsewhere being Dexterous ?
Principalpoop: you ligger you
Merlyn: bring me a drink, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn a Blue Moss.
Principalpoop: he is at a concert
ah,clem: ah, yes, Boffin, that was last weeks's
TweenForADay: Back from her one-woman show in beautiful downtown BillBurg...
Principalpoop: albert jones
doctec: bring me a drink, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands doctec a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Hemlock Stones: Liggingh can be fun Poop
Principalpoop: alburque johnson
Hemlock Stones: especially if you spell it right
doctec: hey - my favorite
Bambi: hey Clem, Cat, Doc, Stones, Merlyn, PrinceP, Tween (for a day?), and last but not least, the fading Boney and Mudhead :-)
doctec: tween for a day - lol
Principalpoop: al jolsen
TweenForADay: Catherwood, give Merlin "a drink"
||||||||| Catherwood gives merlin "a drink".
Principalpoop: al hurt
Principalpoop: al bundy
Principalpoop: al somebody
Merlyn: hmm, my statement should have worked
doctec: catherwood, give tweenforaday a drinkie-poo
||||||||| Catherwood hands tweenforaday a drinkie-poo.
Principalpoop: jureau
TweenForADay: You can call me Al Bundy....
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond and a bailey's and coffee (to keep me awake)
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a toasted almond and a bailey's and coffee (to keep me awake).
TweenForADay: lol Doc
doctec: catherwood, give Merlyn a statement that works
||||||||| Catherwood gives merlyn a statement that works.
cease: hi bambi
Merlyn: catherwood, please get me something to drink
||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Principalpoop: the doc fixed it
Merlyn: catherwood, get foobar something to drink
||||||||| Catherwood gives foobar something to drink.
cease: sangria is secured
TweenForADay: lol Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear TweenForADay
Principalpoop: catherwood, please get me something to drink
||||||||| Catherwood gets Principalpoop an October Blind.
Principalpoop: wtf?
Bambi: no, no Catherwood, the Bailey's and coffee is to keep me awake LOL
||||||||| Catherwood keeps Bambi awake lol.
Merlyn: ah, only works in first person, it parses things differently otherwise
doctec: Catherwood, say something in the third person
||||||||| Catherwood says "something in the third person"
Hemlock Stones: is that World Trade Fair Poop ?
Principalpoop: you have to say please M
Bambi: LOL
cease: the columbian exhibition, that's what ths is
Principalpoop: what is an october blind?
Merlyn: that good-old 2nd grade humor
cease: on the detroit pbs station
doctec: the duck-flavored coffee
Hemlock Stones: i know how to make a Venitian Blind
Principalpoop: poke his eyes out
Merlyn: http://www.faqs.org/faqs/firesign-theatre/lexicon/part2/
doctec: give him a buck and a half?
Bambi: well, thankfully it's not a venetian blind
Hemlock Stones: yes luckily
Merlyn: yep doc
doctec: oh wait, that's a grecian urn...
Hemlock Stones: but its good to know
Principalpoop: a peeping tom knocked on my window the other night and asked me to close my blinds and turn off the lights
Principalpoop: a Henway
Hemlock Stones: why am i not surprised Poop
doctec: how far is racine wisconsin from minneapolis?
Principalpoop: i sent you photos stones, that is why
Hemlock Stones: is that like How many miles to Babylon Doc ?
Principalpoop: as the cow walks or buzzard flies?
cease: hye doc i got studio 11. havent installed it yet but it'll be winging your way soon
Bambi: PrinceP, next time tell the peeping tom when he starts paying the rent/mortgage and the electricity, you'll consider it LOL
Principalpoop: lol bambi
Mudhead: hello Bambi an doctec
Principalpoop: wb mud
doctec: great cat - thanks
doctec: i ask about racine because there is a slim chance i'll be working there as a perl consultant (3-6 months)
Merlyn: 360 miles from st paul to racine, doc
cease: good to hear, doc
Merlyn: 5.5 hours to drive according to yahoo maps
Hemlock Stones: how do you consult a Perl Doc ?
Bambi: hey Mudhead
Merlyn: here's hoping, doc
Principalpoop: they have oysters in minnesota?
TweenForADay: Aw, shucks Doc
Principalpoop: yes, shuck those oysters
TweenForADay: (great to hear about the possible gig)
doctec: consulting a perl - the tricky part is getting the clam to open first
Merlyn: we import them from a blue cult, PP
Hemlock Stones: i thought an Oyster was someone who used yiddish words in ordinary conversations
doctec: racine is about 60 miles from my dad/niece/nephew in illinois
Principalpoop: you are thinking of a schmuck stones
doctec: i am scheduled to have a phone interview with someone either tomorrow or early next week
Boney: Bambi, what has happened to your blog?
Hemlock Stones: well actually i want untill you reminded me Poop
cease: heard a ihlarious thing on radio, learn yiddish with dick and jane
Bambi: by looking into their perlee whites?
Principalpoop: cool
doctec: someone from s. c. johnson in racine (the johnson wax people)
Merlyn: where do they live, doc?
Bambi: blog not there?
Bambi: http://www.bambismusings.com
Hemlock Stones: i presume you will have to wax lyrical Doc
doctec: cat: that dick/jane yiddish book's been around for a few years - saw a web site for it back in (i think) 2000 or 2001
doctec: merlyn: chicago suburbs
Merlyn: works ok for me bambi
Principalpoop: works for me too
doctec: barrington, huntley
Boney: http://bambismusings.blogspot.com/
Merlyn: so how much does it cost to wax your johnson nowadays?
Principalpoop: yes, illinois is called the chicago suburbs
doctec: straight from lbj's ears
Bambi: maybe my blog is having the /. effect for Boney?
cease: im looking at chicago suburbs now, only in 1893
Bambi: ok great ... at least it's still there then :-)
Boney: No, it's the old blogspot URL
Bambi: ah, that's not my blog
Boney: Click on the link that I posted
Bambi: someone took it!
Merlyn: I got relatives in chicago too, I think... (my dad's brother lived there, but both my dad and his brother are dead, so I'm not sure if any cousins are there or not)
Bambi: and I don't know who to talk to about it
ah,clem: no johnson wax, but I ahve some snake oil, but no one oils snakes anymore...
doctec: the underground catacombs, cat?
Hemlock Stones: they dont know what they are missing clem
Merlyn: did they even have suburbs in the 1890s?
Merlyn: sub-urban areas
Bambi: It used to be my blog and I moved it to my own domain rather than at blogspot. When I did that someone took my old location and I don't like what they've done with the place either!
Hemlock Stones: i bet they only had urbs then
Principalpoop: i oil my snake, oops wrong chat
Merlyn: I think it was legal to smoke urbs back then too
Hemlock Stones: thats what my book is about Poop
Boney: Yes, spammers stole your old URL
Bambi: I had my own domain name bambismusings.com that I was pointing at blogspot before I moved the whole thing to WordPress on my own domain
doctec: lili asks that i report to you she's up to 11 prescriptions - and that does not count the anti-cancer injection she gets in her stomach every month
Merlyn: oh, is it a babble blog just to get keyword hits?
Bambi: ouch, doc!
Bambi: hope they are working!
Merlyn: that's way over my 3 or 4
Hemlock Stones: send lots of love from me Doc
Boney: The maintainer of the Thursday Nite chat website needs to update your link--the old URL is still listed there
Boney: er, here
Bambi: they are trying to steal my traffic and infect computers I bet!
cease: all the best to lili
TweenForADay: OMG Doc
Principalpoop: they are using her to go for the record without horrible side effects?
Merlyn: did you see where Giuliani's North Carolina campaign chairman was busted for cocaine?
Boney: a lovely photo of you and your squeeze ah,clem
cease: i hope its not The Plague
doctec: if it wasn't for the lidocaine they give her before the injection, she wouldn't be able to handle the needle
Boney: but the link has to be changed... put your domain there
Boney: er, here
TweenForADay: All I can say is, I hope it gets better quickly Doc... Please give he my best
TweenForADay: her
Boney: how can I be in two places at once when I'm not anywhere at all?
doctec: lili says thanks to all for your good wishes
Merlyn: hey bambi, the firesign chat also have your old blog URL, I'll fix it
Merlyn: for future ones, at least
Bambi bows and says, Oh, Mighty, Mystical Merlyn the Great, could you please change my blog entry address to http://www.bambismusings.com
ah,clem: nice kiss
Bambi: thank you Merlyn! The great Merlyn read my mind :-)
Principalpoop: Nino?
Principalpoop: M is really Nino?
cease: doc we were tlaking about seemreal theatre plays on lodestone.
cease: the note that you can buy them from lodestone should be removed from the seemreal site
Bambi: lol
Hemlock Stones: Nino is out to lunch again, he says i am in Hackensack, New Jersey
TweenForADay: You have another source now, Cat?
ah,clem: if you load pages now Bambi, we may loose the stream
Boney falls over
cease: no
Principalpoop: ahh, he's no fun
doctec: will you be selling them on your own then? what did bubba do with his leftover seemreal inventory (if there were any left over)?
TweenForADay: That's OK, Plano is a N Dallas suburb. Nowhere near Austin
Bambi: wouldn't do that Clem ... will wait till later :-)
Principalpoop: you are in hackensack, new new jersey stones
Hemlock Stones: sorry to hear that Tween
Merlyn: Where are you stones? I can fix it for your next login (sort of, if your IP is the same)
doctec: ...or malbourg...
Hemlock Stones: yes Poop
Hemlock Stones: i suppose someone has to be
cease: i dont know doc. i havent thought about it
Principalpoop: i am comcast now
Hemlock Stones: if i knew where i was Merlyn, i probably wouldnt be here
Boney: The Fireside Inn may be on my vacation itinerary. http://www.bestwesternfiresideinn.com/
cease: id rather exit the world of commerce and just offer stuff for free
Bambi: can you just say that Stones is in AOHELL when you see an AOHELL IP? LOL
Hemlock Stones: thats what i do cease, its a lot less stress
Boney: The Firesign Inn is cheaper. Yes, it's free
cease: iwll make me no less money than i earned from starting adbusters
Principalpoop: cambria, that is a cheese too, I think
doctec: cat: you could do what the cephalopod guys have done - just make all the recordings freely downloadable as mp3s on your site
Hemlock Stones: is Adbusteres still working cease ?
doctec: if you want to do that, i can get that set up
cease: my only interest in selling plays was to support lodestone
cease: yes exactly doc
Merlyn: I think nino says "aol" if it thinks the IP is AOL
Bambi: cambria is both a cheese and a wine?
Boney: the Earl of Cambria
doctec: the cephalopod guys have had their apocalypse saga stuff on their site as mp3 downloads for quite some time now
cease: im not thinking about it for now. i have to get the japanese bit site up before i go to japan and that just in a month
Hemlock Stones: i will try to confuse Nino even more Merlyn, i like a good chase
Principalpoop: it was an age too, the cambrian age, just after puberty and before camcynthia age
doctec: cat: yes please - especially if it turns out i am going to racine at the beginning of july
Principalpoop: another good song title that,-I am going to racine at the beginning of july
Merlyn: ok stones
Hemlock Stones: brb
cease: i want to interview fumiyo's friend Emi about bit and send that to youtube and then link to it for the bitsite.
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves at 10:50 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: hope emi comes over soon.
Principalpoop: ok stones
Boney: Camembert
doctec: cat: me too!
Bambi: kewl idea Cat
Principalpoop: brie brie brie
cease: when do you go to racine?
Boney: Earl Camembert.
Bambi: camomile?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 10:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: wash, racine, repeat
Principalpoop: wb stones
Bambi: wb Stones
doctec: cat: my going to racine is only a possibility at this point - but if the phone interview goes well and they hire me for a 3-6 month contract, i will need to be there to start work at the beginning of july
Hemlock Stones: ty PP
Principalpoop: a camel mile
Bambi: on probation now are we?
Principalpoop: MI-5 has their eye on stones, MI6,7,8,9... too
Hemlock Stones: Merlyn, check out where Nino has tracked me to now
doctec: i would be bringing my laptop & stuff with me, i'd be staying at a residence inn-type facility so i will be able to do computer work for you from the road - it's just that i won't have as much free time to work on non-perl stuff while i'm there
Bambi: keeping fingers and toes crossed for you Doc!
cease: of course, i understand doc
cease: indeed
doctec: thanx bambi & everyone - me too!!!
Boney: Lots of great cheese in Wisconson, Doctec
Principalpoop: bauru, how are you?
Hemlock Stones: its pretty warm here PP
Principalpoop: oops wisconsin, i thought minnesota
||||||||| At 10:55 PM, TweenForADay hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:55 PM and NinoTween bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Boney: Cheddar Cheese, extra sharp
Principalpoop: wb NINO
NinoTween: What is it? Who am I?
Merlyn: hey, this is a bootleg ad
Boney: Aged to perfection
Principalpoop: ahh chedda
Bambi: LOL NinoTween :-)
NinoTween: Darn, still in Plano
Hemlock Stones: brb
Principalpoop: vroom vroom vroom tomorrow
||||||||| At 10:56 PM, Hemlock Stones scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bambi: where does Nino think Clem and I are these days?
||||||||| Hemlock Stones enters at 10:56 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Principalpoop: still in barbu babu
NinoTween: Virginia Beach
Bambi waves to Clem!
ah,clem: ...
Bambi: ah, ok...that would be about right LOL
Principalpoop: elho ahh, clem
NinoTween: Not a tsunami, hopefully...
||||||||| Hemlock Stones leaves at 10:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Mudhead: goodness
Principalpoop: thanks for the dots, the specks that show you car, let catherwood know you are still there
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Principalpoop and says "Would you like something?"
Mudhead: where has my time gone
Principalpoop: i took it mud hahahaha
NinoTween: Everyone sacrificed their goat to the Summer God?
doctec: if you tsunami like i tsunami ... oh oh oh what a wave!
cease: ah, the solstice
Bambi: LOL
Principalpoop: soul sister?
Mudhead: Mudhead
cease: i saw a great art show and an unbelievably good flick. how much more celebration can i do in one day?
Merlyn: whoa, http://www.artemisrecords.com/ is gone?
cease: for anyone hwo hasnt seen Paprika yet, Why Not?
Mudhead: wel, im takin that wasted time back
Principalpoop: i will take double next time, don't piss me off
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Hemlock Stones inside, makes a note of the time (11:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
NinoTween: 1991 Italian, right cease? I'll try to remember it...
Principalpoop: what channel is it on?
Mudhead grumbles
Merlyn: what is paprika, cat?
Bambi: wow, only about 1 min off these days
Principalpoop: wb babu
doctec: This is your brain on anime ... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851578/
cease: a new flick. a kind of Lathe of Heaven as anime noir
Bambi: I've seen Paprika, he's in the pantry
cease: it reminded me of citizen kane more than anything. that visual richness
Hemlock Stones: a little problem with the Brazillian authorities
ah,clem: ground pepper corns, used to season chicken
cease: like listenting to a firesign album, only with your eyes.
cease: and great music too. and as you all know, i dont even like music
doctec: cat: i'll have to keep an eye out for that one. i remember taking lili to see the anime version of metropolis, it was an amazing piece of cinema
NinoTween: So it's not out yet on DVD, I take it...
Principalpoop: olay stones
cease: ive heard of that doc
Mudhead: sounds painful doctec
Merlyn: isn't paprika pippi longstocking's cousin?
cease: this flick used a lot of images of real tokyo mixed with all the animation
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:03 PM and late as usual, it's Woody 1, just back from Indiana."
Bambi: have they been playing around with those Brazillianaires again?
cease: really gave me an artisitc sense of what i'd like to do when i get there next month
Woody 1: Hellloooo helloooo.
Principalpoop: fantastic planet is fun
NinoTween: Yo Woody...
Principalpoop: 1973
Principalpoop: woody 1, he made it back!
Woody 1: Yo, Nino. You mind boggler.
Bambi: Hey Woody
cease: plus i saw it after seeing Monet to Dali, the travellieng cleavland art museum show
ah,clem: actually ground dried capsiums, but oftern called peppers
NinoTween: And front as well!
doctec: wood
Woody 1: I've been gone much too long.
Principalpoop: show off, throw a towel over it
Mudhead: he made it back & forth
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:05 PM and Bob D Caterino sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: wasn't that fantastic voyage and forbidden planet?
cease: hi wood. how's the hood?
NinoTween: Evenin' Bob...
Principalpoop: hi bob
cease: bob too
Bob D Caterino: do some push ups
Bob D Caterino: hey gang
Principalpoop: a french film bambi
Bambi: Hey Bob
Principalpoop: olala
doctec: two great movies, bambi - especially forbidden planet
Woody 1: Hi, Bob. Nice to meetcha.
Bob D Caterino: Bambi cool
Bob D Caterino: hey Woody
Principalpoop: no meating in here please, wrong chat
doctec: "monsters from the id"
NinoTween: No Honey tonight?
Merlyn: fantastic forbidden planet
Principalpoop: the king of id, the king and I
Bambi: for sure doc ... love them both as well as Journey to the Center of the Earth
Merlyn: fantastic forbidden planet shmanet janet
Woody 1: I don't think I've ever seen F.Planet all through.
NinoTween: plastic fantastic planet
Principalpoop: its a new mother nature taking over tween
Bob D Caterino: I heard firesign on the BBC, what the F was that from and it was amazing
Bob D Caterino: AS
Merlyn: funtastic planet
Mudhead: I've always wondered how you could walk back from the kitchen holding a cup of coffe in both hands and still carry the donuts
Bob D Caterino: Arnie Sacnussom
NinoTween: The Clown of Creation
Principalpoop: like rings on your outside fingers mud
Bambi: great movie Woody ... I've seen it a bazillion times LOL
Bambi: and am looking forward to the next time too
cease: what flick is this?
Woody 1: Speaking of...harihausen films. I watched Jason and The Argonauts tonight.
Bambi: (Forbidden Planet)
Merlyn: Bob D, here's the original announcement about the BBC show: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00202.html
Bob D Caterino: cool,
Merlyn: and repeated here: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00237.html
Mudhead: well, past my nap time, I must go
Mudhead: g'night dear Friends
Bob D Caterino: Thanks Merl, I was in awe listening to it. (Everyone saus "AWE"
||||||||| Mudhead rushes off, saying "11:09 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: night night mud, you can have your time back, sorry i soiled it
||||||||| Catherwood leads H Stones in through the front door at 11:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Woody 1: Another of his..Mysterious Island, which is unavailable I think. The guy gets sealed into a beehive by the giant bee.
Principalpoop: awwww
cease: by mud
Bambi: you carry the donuts in your teeth ... but you have to be quick or they will be gone before you get up the stairs LOL
Bob D Caterino: Mud take care, sorry I am late but had to shop for food.
cease: 59cents. sounds like a different world
Principalpoop: wb stones
Bambi: Mysterious Island is great too ... have the book
H Stones: ty Poop, had a slight technical problem at the border
H Stones: its good to be home again
Principalpoop: its not nice to fool mother proxy
NinoTween: Ther was a TV version with Patrick Stewart as Nemo
Principalpoop: Nemo? the mouse, or rat?
H Stones: well it has its moments Poop
Bambi: and there are giant ostrich and crabs as well
Principalpoop: give me nightmares
Bambi: and dinosaurs too
Woody 1: Yes, Bambi. Yes.
Bambi: those border crossings are bad fer ya!
Principalpoop: pizza hut nick ?
H Stones: Honey found some good old movies here by the way
H Stones: http://www.videostored.com/
doctec: first men in the moon - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058100/
H Stones: looks good Doc
Woody 1: I aquired an MFSL of ...Electrician.
Bambi: saw that too...always wanted to see an elderly Sean Connery play Nemo in a couple Nemo movies, 20,000 Leagues under the Sea and Mysterious Island
cease: zip.ca complains when i have less than 20 ficks on my zip list. but im runnig out of flicks i want to see
Bambi: first men in the moon ... another great one doc!
Woody 1: Those MFSLs are somethin'
Bob D Caterino: The Great Bohemouth
Woody 1: Yeah. What happened to the movie, First Men...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy plummets into the garden at 11:15 PM.
Bunnyboy: hiya
doctec: bakc when they were available, i managed to snag almost all the mfsl firesign releases - they are prized possessions
H Stones: hi Bunny
Bob D Caterino: Hey Bunny
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
NinoTween: And Connery for a remake of 1961 Master of the World as well...
cease: hey bunny
doctec: love those cd cases
doctec: hey bun
NinoTween: Hey Bunny Boy...
Bob D Caterino: Bunny, bunmeister, Bunarino, Bun
Bambi: hi Bunny (hello to Mrs Bunny)
Bunnyboy: Kristen Bunst
Bambi: yes, that too Tween!
doctec: bundt
Bunnyboy waves to Bunnette, on the deck
Bob D Caterino: wascally wabbit
Principalpoop: or I'll belt cha
Bunnyboy: Balk. Bawk!
Bob D Caterino: wascawwy
Bambi smiles
Bunnyboy: C'mon, kids! Play ball with me!
Principalpoop: bock?
Merlyn: Whoa, Hemlock has absconded to south america!
Principalpoop: caw caw
Merlyn: according to nino
Bunnyboy: That's the wurst.
Bob D Caterino: Tell it tothe xmas bunny kid
Boney leans against a blue crow
Principalpoop: yes, but having trouble with the authorities
Bunnyboy: Did you see what I sau...sage?
Bambi: scweewy wabbit
Merlyn: And he's in London too!
Merlyn: the rotter!
H Stones: who does this Hemlock Stones think he is anyway
Merlyn: he's in two places at once
cease: that was interesting
Boney worries about his spiritual development
Bambi: lol
H Stones: i had to shake off the FEDs
doctec: one thing i'll say for him, he'
doctec: he
NinoTween: You _can_ be in two places at once!
doctec: he's got stones!
Bunnyboy: Boney: Do some pushups, it'll get better.
Woody 1: He thinks he's a drug with a fixation on problem solving.
Bunnyboy: Ask Travis Bickle.
Boney refuses to sell out
Bambi: LOL
Principalpoop: pray with me boney, take off your clothes and knee near the chat, oops you already were doing that
Principalpoop: kneel
cease: you havent been offered enough, boney
Boney: :is alienated
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
NinoTween: lol P
doctec: ok, fading fast - and may need to be up early for phone interview - so, i'm gonna sign off as well. thanks for all your good wishes, hopefully i'll have good news for y'all next thursday.
Bob D Caterino: Captain Kirk radio's Scotty and sayd? BEAM ME ABOARD SCOTTY." He got hit in the head with a board
doctec: ttfn ttyl nytol ymmv etc
Bambi: carnation instant breakfast saved his marriage lol
doctec: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............................
Boney is alienated?
Principalpoop: you need to wear lead-lined underwear like the french boney
Bunnyboy: nite doc! Good luck!
||||||||| doctec leaves to catch the 11:20 PM train to Funfun Town.
NinoTween: Best to you both, Doc...
H Stones: see ya later Doc
cease: hope the phone interview goes great
Bambi: have a great night ... sleep well doc! and good luck on the flipside!
Bob D Caterino: nite Doc restwell
Principalpoop: doog kucl cod
Bunnyboy: C'est sie Boney.
Bob D Caterino: break a leg doc
Boney sighs. Too late for the French underwear
H Stones: as Fong cannot be here, isnt it about time we talked about him behind his back
Bob D Caterino: Say, Say, Bun
Bunnyboy: Poop: Is that from McCartney's new album?
Woody 1: Night, doc. You were good. Field of drteams ref.
Principalpoop: woody 1 is really fong, notice how he lurks
Bunnyboy: And if you play it backwards, it says: Buy a Chrysler!
Bob D Caterino: I had Fong Dew once eeeewwwww
Boney wonders if the Summer of Love was really about the drugs
H Stones: what, Fong has a Woody ?
Bambi: wonder if he's out moving his car about now?
Principalpoop: he has a new album, you did not tell me stones :(
Bunnyboy: Or is it "Drink your Ovaltine"?
Woody 1: No Fong in Woody.
Principalpoop: he denies it
Woody 1: But I'm in and out.
H Stones: the less said about Macca the better
Bob D Caterino: Woody Fong, a great comedic director from asia
Boney is bummed when he realized it was forty years ago
Bob D Caterino: I love Macca
Bob D Caterino: what is it?
H Stones: remember i said he is to singing what Tom Cruise is to acting
Principalpoop: Fong Woody a hiphop band from downey california
Bambi says you boys fight it out among yourselves
Boney: realizes
Bob D Caterino: macca Roni
Principalpoop: ok mom, grrr punch hit punch
Bob D Caterino: Ok, Bambi,
Bob D Caterino: Macartney?
Bunnyboy: It's what you put before the artney.
cease: sock it towards me
Boney: too much caffiene causes tense problems
Bambi: lol
Bunnyboy: All for artney, and artney for all.
Woody 1: I must retire , Dear Friends, to the loud music listening room. Wife is sleeping sound proof. Night, folks.
Principalpoop: it is just numbers, cool out
Bunnyboy: Would you like fries with that?
Bob D Caterino: Woody always remember
Bunnyboy: Oops, sorry! Baked crisps, perhaps?
Principalpoop: night night woody, slip her the midnight express hehe
cease: night woody
Bambi: as Bambi's eyes twitch, she says, I never noticed that about caffeine
Bob D Caterino: A three finger Mickey
Bambi: night Woody ... have a great one!
Bunnyboy: nite Wooders.
cease: hey bunny, have you seen Paprika?
H Stones: byee Woody
NinoTween: Oh resevoir, Woody
Boney: Bambi's camomile tea is caffiene-free
Principalpoop: we call him Red on the East Coast
Woody 1: Think I'll plug up some Supertramp or Beatles. Night.
Bambi: last time I saw paprika, it was on the deviled eggs
Bunnyboy: cat: Not yet, but I have seen the print ads.
Principalpoop: The Archies
Bob D Caterino: I live on cafeine and dont have any problems xcept for the walls that move
cease: saw it this afternoon. unbelievable
Bambi: lol Boney
Boney: caffeine
H Stones: didnt they use paprika to kill the aliens in V ?
Principalpoop: I am a caffiend
Boney: twitter
||||||||| "Hey Woody 1!" ... Woody 1 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:26 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bunnyboy: The AFI 100 films Redux was last night. As ever, I kept saying: "Oh, I wanna see that one. Oooh, I wanna see that one again!"
Boney twits
Principalpoop: work on your medication level there bunny
Principalpoop: boney
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: until they include pron films, I abstain
H Stones: yes, listen to Poop hes clearly an expert
Principalpoop: wooop woooop wooooop
Bob D Caterino: Hmmmm clear Poop, amazig
cease: this is one of my favret austin pieces
Bunnyboy: The guy who was the "male component" and producer of The Archies (i.e. singer and such) was also Barry Manilow's producer and backup vocalist, for many years.
Bob D Caterino: Thats German for Amazing
Principalpoop: cool
Principalpoop: who is barry manilow?
Bunnyboy: Poop: Media *is* my medication. More's the pity.
H Stones: how did i survive without knowing that untill now Bunny ?
Boney: https://www.tmcm.com/
Bob D Caterino: He is the one that wrote the Bruce Johnston song I write the songd
Bambi: got Peter Jackson's version of the Trilogy Lord of the Rings and they were only $7.50!
Principalpoop: the media is the message, and the medication now?
Boney: Too Much Coffee Man
Bambi: (each of course)
Bunnyboy: Poop: Is this JEOPARDY?
Boney: TMCM for short
Bob D Caterino: Bambi, I got the rings
Bunnyboy: "Bette Midler's piano player, back when she played the bathhouses"
Bob D Caterino: keep em in my tub
Principalpoop: ok, what is barry manilow?
H Stones: theres a new shortened screen play version of Lord of the Rings available
Bambi: still puts it at at least 1/2 off what the boxed set was going for
NinoTween: lol Bunny
Boney: I envy TMCM's creator
Bambi: I waited for the price to come down
Bunnyboy: Yeah, Shannon Wheeler, innit? Creator of TMCM?
Bob D Caterino: You mean the cigerette bathouses?
cease: reduced shakespeare does Tolkien?
Boney: Yes, Bunnyboy
Principalpoop: don't drop the soap, unless you want to
H Stones: goes like this, Hey, the ring makes me invisible when i put it on .... Well if i was you i would take it back !
Bob D Caterino: my soap is on a rope, I aint no dope
Boney tries to conceal his deadly sins
cease: is this from fools in space?
Bunnyboy: (sings) Keep it greasy, so it'll go down easy...
Principalpoop: work on it stones
Bunnyboy: FZ lyric.
Boney agrees that pushups help him to conceal lust
H Stones: yes it needs to be a bit shorter Poop
Bambi: lol stones
Principalpoop: bilbo and frodo
Bob D Caterino: Lust helps me to comceal Push ups
cease: 59 cents for all the pancakes you could eat
H Stones: i finished the abridged version of Waiting for Godot
cease: sounds like something out of the 19th century
Bunnyboy: And Zeppo, the Forgotten Hobbit.
cease: so godt never left?
Principalpoop: another nick pizza hut, I never heard these
Bob D Caterino: He was a bad Hobbit to break
NinoTween: So it only took two weeks to read, Stones?
cease: this is very interestingly mixed stuff
Bunnyboy: He could balance the books, though. Oh, wait. That's Gummo...
NinoTween: lol cease
Principalpoop: Hooligans, it's the hooligans
cease: was this patched together from many submissions or by one person?
Boney is Waiting for Phil
H Stones: Do you think Godot will show up ? ...................... Probably not!
Bambi: perish the thought stones! can't be shorter! LOL
NinoTween: Yeah, nice idea clem...
Principalpoop: which phil?
NinoTween: Don't back be into a corner, or I might turn into a Ruffian...
Principalpoop: it costs to phil up the tank now
Bunnyboy: Boney: Phil? You mean, the guy the 2000 year old man used to pray to?
Boney: I'm out to lunch. Er, marching for dinner
Bambi: course if it's not long enough for me, I can always re-read the trilogy and throw in the hobbit first for good measure
Principalpoop: ohh, a dustbin in shaftsbury is in danger
NinoTween: May be the block of iTunes podcasts I sent clem, cease...
Bunnyboy: "Ooooooh, Phil! Please don't....hurt us, and punch our eyes out. Omein.
Boney: 'cause gawdalmighty I'm hungry
Principalpoop: i need some summer reading
NinoTween: LOL - exactly... Hick was great
Boney: adios, amoebas
NinoTween: Hicks
Principalpoop: that he was
Bunnyboy: "One day, Phil got struck by lightning. We looked up, and said: 'There's something bigger than Phil!' "
NinoTween: Later, Bone Man
Principalpoop: ciaooo boney, bon ap
Bob D Caterino: Oh Poop try "JOIN THE CLUB" or "Sara"
H Stones: yes hes a jealous God Bunny
Principalpoop: is it a trilogy?
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:37 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Boney by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bunnyboy: nite Boney!
Bambi: see ya Boney!
cease: by bone
H Stones: TTFN Boney
Bob D Caterino: Bone away and have a good one
NinoTween: "The Bloods against the Hooligans... all I'm saying is, it'd be a short gang fight ;-) "
Principalpoop: i love these pizza hut commercials
Bob D Caterino: cool arent they Poop
Principalpoop: yeppers
Principalpoop: yep, my money is on the bloods
Bunnyboy: Mel Brooks was featured on the AFI broadcast. He looked great!
Principalpoop: now the rumors behind the news
H Stones: dont be too sure guys, the Hooligans have got some new RPGs
Bob D Caterino: Big light in ski acares minority groups in sector five
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: role playing games? they will cast spells that lower the Bloods hit points?
NinoTween: lol Stones
Bob D Caterino: Bambi, I can't type anymore tonight
NinoTween: Dungeons and Dragons?
H Stones: they also found the Sword of Fong
Principalpoop: the sword of fong? uh-oh
H Stones: yes, its very worrying
Principalpoop: that evens it out
Bob D Caterino: Yeah, that Fognin Sword
Bob D Caterino: Fongin
NinoTween: So, Bob's not prejudiced anymore?
H Stones: the only anti dote is the Box of Poop
Principalpoop: Fong Gin, is that made in Sweden
Bob D Caterino: Oh great, Poop has a box set?
Bambi: speaking of secrets ... did you read my blog entry for today? Great article at the Washington Post
Principalpoop: shhhh, it is a secret bambi
NinoTween: Oh it's just - a box of poop - I don't know who put it there...
H Stones: he has lots Bob, check out eBay
Bambi mumbles something about seeing a great capon in the sunday post...
Bob D Caterino: Prejudiced?
Principalpoop: but it is really good poop
NinoTween: Looks pretty interesting, Bambi
Bunnyboy: RPG players would make lousy existentialists. If you ask them, "What's the point?", they'll roll the dice and say "+8, with a -3 modifier".
H Stones: yes listen to Poop, you know it makes sense
NinoTween: At this point, I think the brand of Bush's after shave has been classified
NinoTween: (type-casting?)
NinoTween: lol Bun
Principalpoop: i will use my Hemlock Helmet to deflect the -3 modifer
H Stones: good thinking Poop but watch your body armour
NinoTween: Anybody every played an old RPG called Alternate Reality?
NinoTween: I was addicted back in the 80's
Principalpoop: can i use my Bambi Buns of Steel this turn?
Bambi: LOL Tween
Bunnyboy: The Hemlock Helmet has an intrinsic -4 modifier. You are standing in a hole.
Principalpoop: lol bunny
Bob D Caterino: I love standing in my hole as I do often and at night
H Stones: oh great, i found the Chainsaw of Tween
Bambi: I don't know princep, it has a +8 pts but you have to watch out for that -4 pts backlash
Principalpoop: roll to see if you have enough drugs to make it work stones
Bunnyboy: You are surrounded by Kudzu. No Exit.
H Stones: course i have PP i just got back from Brazil remember
Principalpoop: there is 38% chance my enemies will become attracted to me and cause other problems
NinoTween: You had it lengthened? (sorry)
Principalpoop: oh nooo, the kudzu
Bambi: lol
Merlyn: see youse next week
Principalpoop: night M
NinoTween: Thranks, Merl :-)
Bob D Caterino: Merl wait for me. I have a nickel
H Stones: good night Merlyn, have a good week
||||||||| Around 11:48 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Bob D Caterino rushes off, saying "11:48 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bunnyboy: There is a 87% chance that your calculator will run out of juice before you write down all your modifiers. If calculator dies, lose a turn.
Principalpoop: oops the bus
Bunnyboy: nite Merlyn!
H Stones: its ok Poop i still have some fuel for my Rocket Pack
NinoTween: I still have fuel for my Rat Pack
Principalpoop: i cast an anti-technology spell on you last turn, you cannot use any technology from after 1630
Bunnyboy: OPEC Embargo: lose Rocket Pack fuel. Adjust modifiers accordingly, if airborne.
H Stones: its ok, its only four o clock here
Principalpoop: damn, I forgot the time zones, rats
H Stones: i dont hit peak oil for half an hour
NinoTween: Green Meanie Time?
H Stones: a flat earth would make things a lot easier
Bunnyboy: Rats nibble the Rocket Pack straps. Flail.
NinoTween: The video of this cut is really good :-)
Principalpoop: can I change races? I decided I don't want to be a midget watusi cleric
Bunnyboy: Corners of flat earth roll up. Flee.
H Stones: yes of course Poop but you have to leave the Hooligans and join the Rapscallions
Principalpoop teleports to alternative earth where I am invincible
Bunnyboy: Rapscallion was the zombie cook in the MONKEY ISLAND games.
NinoTween: Alternate Reality was really cool. Good 3-d views. Even played on a C-64
H Stones: i told you to take that ring back before it got you into trouble
Bunnyboy: Yeah, I better bolt. Catch y'all next week!
NinoTween: All I've got is this here hoolahoop
NinoTween: Later, Bun...
Principalpoop: hiphop bunny
H Stones: i only have 15% health and no ammo
Principalpoop: i was looking for it
Principalpoop: uh-oh my DS is only 3 and my HP is negative and my QU is 0
NinoTween: You can have my TX chainsaw lol
||||||||| 11:55 PM -- Bunnyboy left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
H Stones: well i better be going for now but i can usually be reached on Messenger or Skype for those with a masochistic disposition
Principalpoop: the bus?
Principalpoop: night night mister Holligan
NinoTween: Be well, Stones :-)
NinoTween: I can smell diesel...
H Stones: thanks guys, have a good week and stay safe
Principalpoop: cough cough
H Stones: and special thanks to Clem for the entertainment
Principalpoop: cool mix yes
H Stones: its those PM10s that do it Poop
Principalpoop: ouch, PM10, i never got that far
H Stones: lol
H Stones: ood night folks
H Stones: g
Principalpoop: odd ood
H Stones: an egypian flute PP
ah,clem: night all and thanks
Principalpoop: thank you AC and B
H Stones: dammit i lost the power of typing
Principalpoop: keepers of the Root
H Stones: hides the sword of Fong till next time
Principalpoop: sleep, I cast a sleep spell on you stones lol
H Stones: TTFN
||||||||| 11:59 PM -- H Stones left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: cheerio
Principalpoop: lemon
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: tonight went fast
Principalpoop: it is 12 already
Principalpoop: oh poor bambi
||||||||| At 12:00 AM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: poor clem
||||||||| "12:00 AM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Principalpoop: dropping like flies
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
NinoTween: Swat...
||||||||| NinoTween leaves at 12:01 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: toad away
Principalpoop: night all
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves at 12:02 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bob D Caterino
Boney
Bunnyboy
cease
doctec
Elayne
Firebroiled
H Stones
Hemlock Stones
Merlyn
Mudhead
NinoTween
Principalpoop
shelby
TweenForADay
UnderTween
Woody 1 URL References:
http://audio.rfdradio.info:8000/cni
http://bambismusings.blogspot.com/
http://www.artemisrecords.com/
http://www.bambismusings.com
http://www.bestwesternfiresideinn.com/
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/firesign-theatre/lexicon/part2/
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting/list.php
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00202.html
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00237.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058100/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851578/
http://www.videostored.com/
https://www.tmcm.com/

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"