Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
06/07/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 07, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Firebroiled', just granted probation at 8:54 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Firebroiled: Then roll up your sleeve and bend over! Do you want Regular or Premium!
||||||||| Around 8:54 AM, Firebroiled walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Outside, the 8:07 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Pico - MikeC coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Pico - MikeC: Catherwood you fixed your watch
||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ!! It's 8:07 PM"
Pico - MikeC: I'll be back in about 54 minutes then
||||||||| Pico - MikeC leaves to catch the 8:09 PM train to Huntsville.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:58 PM and late as usual, it's Hemlock Stones II, just back from AOL."
||||||||| Pico - MikeC waltzes in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| At 8:59 PM, Hemlock Stones II vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Pico - MikeC: I finally made it!
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 07, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:01 PM and Hemlock Stones II steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Hemlock Stones II leaves to catch the 9:01 PM train to Billville.
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:01 PM, dragging Mudhead by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones II', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Pico - MikeC: Welcome HS2
Pico - MikeC: Howdy Mud
Hemlock Stones II: Hi Mud, Pico
Mudhead: hiya
Pico - MikeC: prednisone anyone? good for sodium retention ya know
Hemlock Stones II: not for me thanks, trying to cut down
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:03 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Hemlock Stones II: Hi llan
llanwydd: anybody here or is it just us?
Mudhead: hiya llan
Pico - MikeC: lan lad, welcome
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Hemlock's Honey in through the front door at 9:04 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Hemlock Stones II: Yo Ho !
Pico - MikeC: it's Honey
Mudhead: Hi Honey
Hemlock's Honey: whassup, hemmie
Hemlock Stones II: (gives Honey a big hug
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and Dexter Fong waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Hemlock's Honey: hi mudhead
Hemlock's Honey: hi pico
Hemlock's Honey: hi dex
Hemlock Stones II: Greetings Sir Fong
Pico - MikeC: hi dex
llanwydd: hey all!
llanwydd: and hey some
Pico - MikeC: got anymore of dem grapes?
llanwydd: fong is always the one who comes in with the grape
Hemlock's Honey walks seductively up to catherwood and whispers in his ear catherwood please bring me a manhattan
||||||||| Catherwood brings Hemlock's Honey a manhattan.
Pico - MikeC: but... is it always the SAME grape?
Hemlock Stones II: surely ... gripe
Dexter Fong: Hmmm...... stones Jr., honey attached, and Mike C?
Hemlock's Honey: thank you, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
Dexter Fong: at least I know llan and Mud
Pico - MikeC: yes, Mike C of yesteryear's newsgroups
Hemlock Stones II: now you must know yourself Dexter
llanwydd: catherwood, bring me the bronx
||||||||| Catherwood brings llanwydd the bronx.
Hemlock's Honey: aren't you the famous promoter, fongelstein???
Dexter Fong: Stones: I *have* heard rumors, yes
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Funfun Town."
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
Mudhead: Hi cat
Pico - MikeC: hiya cat
cease: Pico, is that you, of yesteryear's newsgroup?
Hemlock Stones II: hes also senior partner in the NY Law firm of Poop, Tween and Fonglestein
Hemlock's Honey waves at cat from her perch at the end of the bar
Dexter Fong: Honey: Fongelstein was my father
Pico - MikeC: yeah, haven't been posting in a long while
cease: the early days of chat
Hemlock Stones II: hi Cease
cease: hi honey, other fluids
Hemlock's Honey: ahhhhhi see
Mudhead: Muds a fluid
Pico - MikeC: back in the days of BBSs of course, near the beginning of the www as well
cease: which is thicker, honey or mud?
Hemlock Stones II: Mud can get quite stiff though surely
llanwydd: not all mud is a fluid
Mudhead: Thank you
Dexter Fong: Dexter FONG + A proud solid, Jackson
Mudhead: Im glad you noticed
cease: you left chatgroup long ago, pico
Pico - MikeC: cat: that depends on the heat of activation of course
Dexter Fong: Pico: Then you go back farther than anyone's ever done so before
Hemlock Stones II: before the beginning you mean ?
cease: werent you one of the original chatters?
llanwydd: they tell me I'm a gas
Dexter Fong: Before the beginning there was this catfish
Dexter Fong: LLan: Have gas
Mudhead: who got eaten by a turtle
Pico - MikeC: well, the wife had the Big C, 5 yers ago I guess now, and we had to move, house, then the business, and all those little details of life, ya know
cease: actually i was here for the first chat. elayne set it up, but didnt show up the first night
Hemlock Stones II: Poop wont appreciate you calling him names Fong
cease: hope all is well now, pico
Dexter Fong: Stones: Didn't realize I had
cease: did you know Tiny Dr. Tim?
llanwydd: well, guess what, I'm breaking out my dandelion wine tonight
Dexter Fong: That''l be dandy
Hemlock Stones II: its a wonder its not broke out on its own llan
Pico - MikeC: as well as they can tell, past remission and into 'cured' for the next 5 yrs
llanwydd: I only drink on thursty nites
cease: but liquor is quicker
Pico - MikeC: yup, tiny was a hoot
llanwydd: sure is sugary.
cease: how many years ago did he die?
Pico - MikeC: does KenD every visit?
cease: austin had a great memorial to him on the satelite show
llanwydd: I think I'll let this ferment another year
Pico - MikeC: err, ever rather
cease: he's a trucker now, so when he can, he shows up
Hemlock Stones II: it will foment in a moment llan
Dexter Fong: Pico: Since he's become a long haul trucker, he doesn't get here too often
cease: did you know klokworkdog?
Pico - MikeC: I was able to DL all the tidbit TFT (via Merlin) offered of the XM stuff
Hemlock Stones II: removes hat in respect for Klok
llanwydd: my neighbor has been quiet the last couple of days
Dexter Fong has sex with his hat in memory of Klok
llanwydd: he sure has been a problem
Pico - MikeC: klokwd was rather unknowable in so many ways
cease: that's two regulars who died. many others may have died as well but we were never informed. many people come and go here
Hemlock Stones II: but knowable in many more
cease: he knew his firesign like nobody
Dexter Fong: or verybody
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 9:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Pico - MikeC: he sure did, refreshed my memdumps
Hemlock Stones II: i know that nobody doesnt know it that well
Dexter Fong: evrybody?
Bubba's Brain: Hey all
Hemlock Stones II: hi Bubba
Hemlock's Honey: hola bubba
Pico - MikeC: hi BB
llanwydd: klok sure was witty though. I miss him.
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
cease: so do we all, llan
llanwydd: Hey Bub!
cease: hi bub. hows life after lodestone?
Hemlock Stones II: i had only just got to know Klok and feel sad that there was so little time
cease: ive really been enjoying the corwins.
Bubba's Brain: ok, cat
Hemlock Stones II: what you been doing to them cease ?#
cease: interesting to listen to after watching a bunch of sturges and some other flicks from the 30s/40s
llanwydd: I've got to familiarize myself with corwin someday. I'm something of an OTR enthusiast
Bubba's Brain: sturges?
cease: the world was so DIFFERENT in those days
Dexter Fong: Indeed it was lol
Pico - MikeC: it sure was, now it is so surreal
Dexter Fong: For one thing, I was very young
cease: austin told us sturges was his favourite director in one of his appearances here, and of course ossman named his youngest son after him
Hemlock Stones II: even i was younger
Dexter Fong: and shorter
cease: lol dex
llanwydd: I don't remember OTR except for CBS Radio Mystery Theatre which I loved
Bubba's Brain sings "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."
Pico - MikeC: I was born... 5' 9"
Hemlock Stones II: (gives Honey another hug )
Dexter Fong: llan: There's tons o otr all over the net
cease: ever heard the Keith Jarett version of tht song, bub?
Bubba's Brain: don't think so, cat
cease: when i first heard it, it was the best piece of music i'd ever heard
Dexter Fong: I got tickets to see Keith and Standards trio end of the month
cease: when he left charles lloyd and started his solo career
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:20 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
Hemlock Stones II: greetings Sir Poop
Principalpoop: oh lo
cease: i wish i could still enjoy music
Pico - MikeC: yup, all the old syndication platters made during the OTR shows were so cheap to but, not to mention the originals
cease: hi poop
Pico - MikeC: err, buy, rather
Principalpoop: stop pulling my leg C, ouch
Hemlock's Honey vouches for the pooper dude
Principalpoop: how are you all doing?
Hemlock Stones II: fine ty Poop
Principalpoop: no vouchers, or irish allowed
Dexter Fong: doing what?
cease: i'm expecting my wife's return this evening from long road trip
Mudhead: hi pp
Principalpoop: why can't you enjoy music cat?
Pico - MikeC: all drinks Must be Paid for at time of consumtion, cough
cease: who knows?
Hemlock Stones II: i am half irish Poop which half can enter ?
Principalpoop: IE glitch
cease: at least i can sitll enjoy firesign
Principalpoop: the shadow?
cease: my ability to enjoy music just atrophied over the years
Principalpoop: which half?
Hemlock's Honey: oh dear
Hemlock Stones II: (plans to sneak in after dark)
Principalpoop: ahhh, find some old music
Pico - MikeC: the creamy half I guess, PP
Principalpoop: that is ale right with me
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's a pity
Dexter Fong: I can't imagine life without music
cease: at least i'm still alive, dex.
Dexter Fong: Are you sure?
Hemlock Stones II: i cant imagine music without life
Principalpoop: isn't it a pity, isn't it a shame?
Hemlock's Honey: another manhattan, catherwood and put it on hemlock's tab
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Hemlock's Honey
llanwydd: it would not be possible to have life without music
Hemlock's Honey: why i never!!!
Pico - MikeC: Harry Lime, what a sour old man, and Orson Welles did him well
Principalpoop: you ought to get more HH
llanwydd: even on other planets they have gas music
Hemlock's Honey: and fluid music
Hemlock Stones II: dont fall for that old chestnut llan
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get Hemlock's Honey another manhattan with a twist
||||||||| Catherwood hands hemlock's honey another manhattan with a twist.
Pico - MikeC: Here we have GasX to prevent that music
Hemlock's Honey: thank you mr. fong
Principalpoop: milton berle talked about a lawrence welk cigar
llanwydd: catherwood, bring me brooklyn and hold the ice
||||||||| Catherwood hands llanwydd brooklyn and hold the ice.
Hemlock Stones II: you can download it from Gastunes
Principalpoop: a piece of shit with a band around it
Hemlock Stones II: no, thats itunes PP
Dexter Fong: Poop: lol
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, get me a manhattan project with a twist.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bubba's Brain a manhattan project with a twist.
Principalpoop: no ipod, have I
cease: lol poop
Hemlock Stones II: i have been writing some more songs for our band Poop
Principalpoop: sorry, saw star wars 3 earlier, I did
Principalpoop: original songs? do you think that is wise?
Pico - MikeC: I still use a CD mp3 player but also own a 1 gig cheapie SanDisc player
llanwydd: bring me a manhattan transfer with a squeeze of harry lime
Dexter Fong: Poop: I heard em, not that original
Hemlock Stones II: think it is wise, i do
cease: i prefer original sins
Pico - MikeC: lol at llan
Hemlock's Honey: lol llan
Hemlock Stones II: most of my sins are pretty old, some of them second hand
Hemlock Stones II: although usually one hand is enough
Pico - MikeC: ouch!
Dexter Fong: What is the sound of one hand sinning?
Hemlock Stones II: dont go there Fong you will set off Poop
Dexter Fong: Ohhh! Ohhh! Ahhhh!
Hemlock's Honey: indeed
Mudhead: I just need to shoot em inna hand.
Principalpoop: find listen to the city by ahh, tim weisburg cat, I trust you, if none of those songs are enjoyable, I will give you 100 dollars
Pico - MikeC: well, a friend just finished at the hospital for both wrists shattered, pinned at present, and will need them in place for 6-12 weeks
llanwydd: dey outloud sinnin
Hemlock Stones II: i was unfaithful last night and used the other hand
Dexter Fong: Seems like ah clem is still indisposed
Principalpoop: poor ah clem
llanwydd: ya gotto do it really quiet
Mudhead: I think hes in Virginny
Hemlock Stones II: yes, its the Reston Holiday Village
Hemlock's Honey: i do hope he is doing better
Principalpoop: like in the library llan?
Dexter Fong: Sex in the stacks
Principalpoop: there is a song title
Hemlock Stones II: When it blows it Stax
Dexter Fong: Re-Volting
llanwydd: dats frum de latin you know, liberare, liberawe, liberace...
Pico - MikeC: over the last week I tried to catchup with reading the weekly chatlogs, I suggest a good lyme cure, silver in distilled water, one oz of 10ppm thrice daily
Dexter Fong: Pico: I applaud your efforts
Principalpoop: i tried that pico, i got headaches
Mudhead: colloid silver?
Pico - MikeC: Mud, yup
Principalpoop: from the cheese log, not the silver
Dexter Fong: Colored silver?
Hemlock's Honey: lol poop
Hemlock Stones II: best i can do is Mercury, crush two neon tubes in lemonade
Pico - MikeC: the type I make at home is not as good, it is 70% ionic rather so only 30% passes through to be absorbed into the blood
Principalpoop: lead, calms me
Mudhead: Lyme CT where this nonsense was first noticed is in my county, im sure ive had it
Pico - MikeC: Freddie M finds that highly amusing
llanwydd: 2 neon tubes in lemonade? is that anything like crystal lite?
Dexter Fong: So does Bon Jove
cease: speaking of mercury, just watched flick about the nasa project
Hemlock Stones II: so you already tried it did you llan ?
Mudhead: a lil halon chaser
Hemlock Stones II: Halon Chaser, wasnt he in the Jordoaires ?
Mudhead: I just finished watching U-864 Hitlers last weapon
Pico - MikeC: cat, which project, here we have SOOOO many
Principalpoop: they were a different group back then, wow
llanwydd: isn't mercury the one planet that orbits the sun in a different direction from the others?
Hemlock Stones II: yes Mud, he only used on hand as well
Dexter Fong: llan: No, Mercury is right, the rest of us wrong
Pico - MikeC: nope, all orbit the same direction, however, Venus spins contra
Mudhead: 60 tons of mercury on that boat sunk in Norway
Principalpoop: it is used to be a moon of mars, when the martians had their nuclear war that destroyed their planet, it also freed that moon
Pico - MikeC: ouch, here we go again, oysters in any year to come
Hemlock Stones II: you know too much Poop
Principalpoop: i thought one went the wrong way
Dexter Fong sings :Shine on, shine on Martian Moon...
Pico - MikeC: PP, almost right, want a better explaination?
Hemlock Stones II: yes that was Freddie Mercury PP
Principalpoop: sure, I'll bite
Mudhead: nah, its the bug people who run the greys, theyre bent on total world domination
Dexter Fong: Wasn't Freddie a founding member of Quicksilver Messenger SERVICE
Pico - MikeC: core of mars, rather, I can point you to the site, even pass on the PDFs related, interesting reading for the open minded
Hemlock Stones II: how they going to get it from the Lizards though Mud ?
Principalpoop: you are thinking of mercury records, those are called thermometers
Mudhead: thru the bees an spiders
llanwydd: wasnt a fan of freddie although he had the same birthday as me
Hemlock's Honey takes notes to pass along to her reptilian friends in Los Alamos
llanwydd: so does raquel welch
cease: Fumiyo just returned from the distant east
Principalpoop: my mind is like a parking lot, ideas come in, stay awhile, and drive away
Dexter Fong: Cat: New Jersey?
Principalpoop: a few abandoned wrecks stick around
cease: quebec
Principalpoop: Idaho?
Dexter Fong: Mon Dieu
Mudhead: they replaced the ballast with bottles of mercury on a u boat heading to japan
Principalpoop: ahhh tres good
Dexter Fong: and Sacre Merde
Principalpoop: that is not a good idea mud, ouch
Pico - MikeC: http://www.firmament-chaos.com/ is the site, the most recent book is shortest, Peleh: Hidden Knowledge, excerpts abound there, let me know if you are interested in more
llanwydd: never understood the word firmament in the book of Genesis
llanwydd: but I guess I never tried to find out
cease: no tween tonight? i finished the book he's been bugging me to read
Principalpoop: similar to mentos
cease: its esoteric, llan
Pico - MikeC: John Ackerman has a very good explaination for you... read at your own pace
Principalpoop: you can read cat?
Dexter Fong: Mentos; nice and chewy
cease: sure, c, a, t.
Principalpoop: ahh if you enjoy reading, no big problem about the music
cease: i can even read it in hieroglyphics
Mudhead: yeahpp the allies sank the boat in Norway, now it seems the mercury is migrating
Pico - MikeC: ha, cat, you sly old dog, oops
Bubba's Brain: The Freshmaker?
Principalpoop: a firm mint fong
Dexter Fong: If you can read music, that is
Principalpoop: did the hierotites write using that?
cease: my dog jsut returned from montreal. he seems happy to see me
Dexter Fong: Cat: Of course, why wouldn't he be
Pico - MikeC: ok, I'll bite, what was your dog doing in montreal?
Principalpoop: another great song title stones, hope you are catching these
Hemlock's Honey: that link does not work for me. pico
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn in through the front door at 9:42 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Principalpoop: Hi M
llanwydd: sounds like a long walk, cat
Hemlock Stones II: Hi Merl
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Hemlock Stones II: which one do you refer too Poop
Hemlock's Honey: hello merlyn
llanwydd: Hey Merl!
Pico - MikeC: odd, http://www.firmament-chaos.com/ works from here, where are you checking in from?
Pico - MikeC: Hiya Bri
Principalpoop: the dog and montreal, seems happy to see me, olalala oui happy to see me
Merlyn: hey hello
Principalpoop: Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage
Hemlock Stones II: Try Firefox
Pico - MikeC: back a while ago the site ONLY worked with IE, go figure, I use FF of course
Dexter Fong: Pico: Works fine on Netscape
Principalpoop: ok, FF works
Dexter Fong: FF = Freddy Fender
llanwydd: buddy bumper
Pico - MikeC: John has not updated the site in months though, since sue dies a year ago he has little to motivate him
Principalpoop: fender is freddy mercury's middle name?
Hemlock's Honey: it opens with firefox
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, it's his guita4r
Pico - MikeC: great, I'll let him know it is broken again for IE, sigh, life -- it sucks sometimes
Hemlock Stones II: Who's playing drums thes week Dexter
Mudhead: ie werks for me
Dexter Fong: Olatunji
Principalpoop: gui tar and si tar, is there a pha tar?
Principalpoop: what version of IE mud?
Pico - MikeC: odd, it might be that IE with some BHOs will not work, go figure
Mudhead: 7
cease: hugging the tar baby again?
Principalpoop: i have 7 also
Mudhead: right click the link, open in new tab
Principalpoop: government censorship, I would no idea and given up...
Hemlock Stones II: i deleted all my BHOs Pico
Dexter Fong: You can't start a new tab till you pay off your old tab
Principalpoop: i will try that, give the link again, please
Principalpoop: I ordered fresca
Pico - MikeC: just tried with my version, freash of IE, broken as you say, bummer
Mudhead: http://www.firmament-chaos.com/
Pico - MikeC: http://www.firmament-chaos.com/ is the link
Principalpoop: don't make me open the log, ok I will
cease: fresh off the boat?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get Principlepoop a frescabaldi
||||||||| Catherwood brings principlepoop a frescabaldi.
Hemlock Stones II: (listens to Firesign podcasts)
Principalpoop: ahhh thanks
Principalpoop: it is trying to load
Principalpoop: poor thing
Pico - MikeC: yup, in my haste I err
Principalpoop: nope, no luck
llanwydd: fresca de remini
Dexter Fong: Poop: Perhaps you're not cleared for this level of data
Principalpoop: i knew al fresca, an outdoors kinda guy
Pico - MikeC: PP, give me an email box for you with at least 20MBs of room, I'll mail you the PDFs
Principalpoop: thank, firefox works fine
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
llanwydd: I only got to Theta level. I'm not Clear yet
Principalpoop: not necessary, but thanks
Hemlock Stones II: Pico, try using Send This File
Principalpoop: yes fong, I am only a semi, I am hoping to be quasi soon
Hemlock Stones II: hey llan, when did you join the Scientologists ?
Merlyn: quasi at the quackadero?
Pico - MikeC: I was born Clear, then El Ronnie messed with my head, now I use Claritin
Hemlock Stones II: good thinking Pico
Hemlock's Honey: I used firefox, and then Internet explorer locked up on me (not responding) meh
llanwydd: just joking stones
Hemlock Stones II: clearly llan
llanwydd: you have to be Really Looney to believe all that
Principalpoop: are you making fun of my religion llan?
Hemlock Stones II: well llan there are plenty of folks that are, some even vote for Tony Blair
Hemlock's Honey: I added the link to my blog http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/ so i and others can peruse it later
llanwydd: LOL stones
cease: who will be your next pm, stones? any hope for improvement?>
Hemlock Stones II: Gordon Brown the dour Scotsman, in a month or so, business as usual only with less jokes
Principalpoop: i am a rocket scientologist
Hemlock Stones II: is that escape ferocity Poop ?
Hemlock's Honey muses about stones next P.M. ....not a scientologist she hopes
Principalpoop: you bet
Principalpoop: are we cleared for take off?
Pico - MikeC: Time to start Studio 60, brb
Dexter Fong: returned
Principalpoop: you should have more than PM stones, then all could be explained because you have PMS
Principalpoop: wb fong
Hemlock's Honey: glad you are back, dex
Principalpoop: a scotsman as PM, there are some folks spinning in the graves around london
Hemlock Stones II: Post Ministerial Tension Poop
Dexter Fong: Tambien, Honey
Hemlock Stones II: Orwell is doing carwheels
Principalpoop: 10 Downer Street
Hemlock Stones II: new and improved anti terror laws coming soon to an area like yours
Hemlock Stones II: should be cartwheels
cease: i just started eading Armed Madhouse
cease: goes into hilarious detail on that
Principalpoop: we need security, I have complete protection for my underarms, why not my country?
Dexter Fong: I need protection for my side arms
llanwydd: I got kicked out somehow
Principalpoop: hold the chicken and just bring the toast
Hemlock Stones II: i wish there was some kind of condom that would give me complete protection from these neocons
Dexter Fong: llan: WB then
Principalpoop: wb llan
Pico - MikeC: Ok, the wife says I Must watch with her, sigh, well, I'll see y'all later, the email addy is cothranm at bellsouth dot net for those wishing to mail me and request things, see ya!
Hemlock Stones II: wb
Hemlock Stones II: see ya Pico
cease: akingdom for a condom
Principalpoop: thanks pico, ciaooo
Dexter Fong: Pico: Welcome back
llanwydd: I'm lost. I hope Nino can help me find my way home
Hemlock's Honey: adios, pico
cease: hpoe to see you here again, pico
Principalpoop: take the long way llan
Pico - MikeC: okie dokie folks, loging out now
||||||||| Pico - MikeC leaves at 10:00 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Mudhead: nice meetin ya pico
llanwydd: yeah who was pico. is he new?
Hemlock Stones II: no hes old llan
Principalpoop: if you read this log later pico, nano mega kilo pico lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: arent we all
Principalpoop: pico? that was mike
Hemlock Stones II: increasingly so llan
Principalpoop: he and cat were in a band
llanwydd: aha
cease: pcio mike used to be in chat, long ago
Hemlock Stones II: everyon was in a band at one time or another it seems
Principalpoop: they all return, like elephants, they never forget
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies TweenThese&Those inside, makes a note of the time (10:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Hemlock Stones II: so this is the comics graveyard is it PP ?
Hemlock Stones II: hi Tween
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, welcome everyone to the elephants graveyard
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Mudhead: howdy Tweenster
TweenThese&Those: Good eeeevening....
Principalpoop: ahh there is tween
llanwydd: if elephants are so smart how come they never go to college?
Principalpoop: ok ok, let me try a different metaphor
TweenThese&Those: At your service, monsieur
llanwydd: Hey Tween!
Hemlock's Honey: hey there tween
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'doctec', just granted probation at 10:03 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Hemlock Stones II: who says they dont, its a lie
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 10:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
TweenThese&Those: Because they're smart
Hemlock Stones II: hi doc
cease: hey doc!
TweenThese&Those: Lo dere Doc
ah,clem: hi all
Mudhead: hey doc
llanwydd: Hey Doc
Hemlock's Honey: hello doc
doctec: wow - clem and i enter at the same time
Principalpoop: they are like general macarthur and always return
Hemlock Stones II: hi clem
TweenThese&Those: Hey clem :-) Glad you could make it
Hemlock Stones II: welcome back
Hemlock's Honey: hi clem good to see you
Mudhead: didja get my email?
Principalpoop: ahhh HI ahhh, clem
doctec: howz it hangin clem?
ah,clem: no fst on cni, just came by to visit a bit
Principalpoop: we miss you
cease: clem. mr health!
llanwydd: well, actually I always assumed it was because the seats were too small
Principalpoop: how are you doing? and B and R?
TweenThese&Those: lol LL
Hemlock Stones II: and now for some satire
ah,clem: got caught up in another project, should have something next week
doctec: i got email from fred davis this week, he didn't know what was going on with you & bambi - i filled him in & gave him your email addys
ah,clem: thanks Doc
cease: any good news, doc?
Dexter Fong: Hi to all you new jointers
TweenThese&Those: Some Sartre?
doctec: cat: sadly, no
Principalpoop: yes hi
ah,clem: doing better, off the antibiotics tomorrow, hope all goes well with that, as I hate these drugs
TweenThese&Those: Hello Mr. Dex
Mudhead: nope, its a bowl for me
Hemlock Stones II: a bit too high tone for here i think Tween
TweenThese&Those: Antibios do indeed suck
Hemlock Stones II: how about this . How do you tell one end of a worm from the other ?
Principalpoop: are you home or chat from the hospital again?
Dexter Fong: Stones: It doesnt matter
cease: hi tween
TweenThese&Those: Stones :-)
llanwydd: I'm pro-biotics
ah,clem: these pills make everything smell funny
Hemlock Stones II: yes it does
Dexter Fong: lol
doctec: i think i'm running into the age thing job wise - no one wants to hire anyone beyond 50
TweenThese&Those: Hey cease
Dexter Fong: Stones: ONly to another worm
Principalpoop: things do smell funny ah,clem, you have found reality
ah,clem: home, got out last Friday
Merlyn: I was AFK for a bit there
TweenThese&Those: How Stones, pray tell?
Principalpoop: ahh super
Hemlock Stones II: easy Tween, you put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart !
cease: good to hear, clem
Principalpoop: ahh doc, keep plugging
Hemlock Stones II: was worth waiting for wasnt it ?
ah,clem: went to cafe for first time today
Dexter Fong: Doc: FYI, Pico-Mike C. long ago BBS'er dropped by
Hemlock's Honey: wb merlyn
TweenThese&Those: And lots of folks with tech job visas from other countrys also, no doubt Doc
Principalpoop: a worm was trying to kiss another worm and the worm said, you silly, I am your other end
TweenThese&Those: lol Stones
doctec: pp: i'm having a hard time meintaining a positive attitude - bills mounting, no way to pay
Dexter Fong: Doc: Can you speak Urdu?
Hemlock's Honey: age discrimination is rampant in this country unless you are a politician
TweenThese&Those: Yeah, quite a drag Doc
doctec: dex: um, no. i vaguely remember pico
doctec: unless you are a politician or very upper management
Hemlock's Honey remembers pico rivera........always a nice drag
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock's Honey: righto, doc
Principalpoop: poor bubba
llanwydd: very sorry to hear that doc
TweenThese&Those: Well, at least it wasn't Lyme disease
Hemlock Stones II: i know that feeling only too well Doc
cease: pico was an original, doc. but he knew tiny and klok
llanwydd: I've been going through some extreme difficulty as well. not to do with money this time
Principalpoop: you have skills, somebody will want to exploit you
Dexter Fong: ..and Merlyn aka Bri
doctec: i've never been broke before, i don't know how to deal with it
TweenThese&Those: I should write a book on the subject, Doc
Hemlock Stones II: all you can do is live as frugally as you can
llanwydd: what's the major expense, if I may ask?
Dexter Fong: ..and charge everything
TweenThese&Those: Yep
Hemlock Stones II: try to avoid credit cards if you can, they just make things ten times worse
doctec: lili's mortgage + utilities and my car & insurance i guess are the main ones
TweenThese&Those: Car insurance, not to mention health insurance (which I don't have), are ridiculously high
llanwydd: I wish I could advise you on mortage but I know nothing. I rent
doctec: marvin the robot (from hhgtg): this will all end in tears, i just know it
Principalpoop: i hate it when bad things happen to nice people, all I know is tell em to keep their chin up
Dexter Fong: Doc: Everything ends in tears
llanwydd: as for insurance, all I tell anybody is "go with geico" but I've been behind on that at times
TweenThese&Those: Het cease, can I get an honorary Canadian citizenship so I can use your health care system?
ah,clem: marvin always could see the bright side
doctec: my cobra deal ran out last fall. thankfully i got in for a full physical (first one in 8 yrs), was told all systems nominal - no problems
cease: not easily, tween
TweenThese&Those: Shoot ;-)
doctec: so with any luck, health probs won't be an issue for a while
llanwydd: I nearly had a nervous breakdown last week from this problem I have with the lunatic next door. but that looks better now
Dexter Fong knocks on wood
Hemlock's Honey: at least there is that, doc you have your health i can not get insurance the best quote i have gotten was well over $600 a month
ah,clem: no insurance here, and who knows what all this will cost, but at least I am still here
doctec: lunatics next door - sheesh
TweenThese&Those: You have a strange neighbor, LL?
llanwydd: worse than strange, tween
TweenThese&Those: Yeah, clem, I was wondering about that. No amount is too much is it saves your life.
Hemlock Stones II: i had a neighbour who wanted to kill me
doctec: seems bad karma's going around a lot these days - sux!!!!!!!!
Dexter Fong: Well, as long as we're puttin' it all out here, I just spent a week with sciatica...and this week I have a sinus infection...working my way alphabetically I guess
llanwydd: well, I have a neighbor who has threatened to kill me
Principalpoop: your ex-wife moved next door stones?
TweenThese&Those: Still, the US has the most expensive system in the industrial world.
cease: always look on the bright side of life
Hemlock Stones II: Sciatical, Fong, how is she ?
Hemlock's Honey: syphillis in next, dex
TweenThese&Those: Obama wants to throw money at the current system.
llanwydd: I had the presense of mind to record him on videotape and that has given me an advantage
doctec: the light at the end of the tunnel looks like an oncoming train to me at the moment
Dexter Fong: Stones: I anticipated that =))
Principalpoop: don't play with a sinus infection
TweenThese&Those: Jeese Dex. Hope you feel better very soon
Hemlock Stones II: my hole was so deep i thought it was Australia doc
Mudhead: at least you'll be able to see doc
ah,clem: Bambi on her way home, she will likely pop in here later
Dexter Fong: Tween: Me too =)
cease: must be great to be home, clem
Principalpoop: ahh super ahh, clem
Mudhead: happy yur mendin ah, clem
doctec: oh blinding light - o light that blinds - i cannot see - look out for me
Hemlock Stones II: anyway its good to see you again Clem
TweenThese&Those: The only good tyhing about the hospital was the wi-fi, right clem?
Hemlock's Honey keeps her troubles to herself and orders another drink
cease: wise move, honey
TweenThese&Those: Old Man Ribba.....
Hemlock Stones II: my only advice doc, is let others worry about they money, if you havent got it and they want it, it should be there turn to worry
Principalpoop: put on a happy face
Hemlock's Honey: another manhattan project with a twist of harry lime, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Hemlock's Honey
ah,clem: is great to be home, off to listen to some tunes, back later
Dexter Fong wonders if that constant stream of drinks might not be Honey's problem
Mudhead: Im not an alcoholic, I dont go to meetings
cease: speaking of ribbas, anyone seen Head?
llanwydd: tried drinking some of my dandelion wine tonight but it was too sweet
cease: it was on that turner channel a few days ago
Hemlock Stones II: bye for now Clem
cease: surprisingly good
Principalpoop: ok ahh, clem, glad you are much better :)
TweenThese&Those: nope, cease
Dexter Fong: Later Clem, and glad you're home
cease: some of it was downright firesonian
Mudhead: adios amigo
Hemlock's Honey: hasta luego, clem
doctec: problem is, my money problems bleed over into lili's - and this goes against my role as
doctec: "person who helps her get better"
Hemlock Stones II: yes understood Doc
cease: i vaguely remember seeing it when it came out in 68. so much of that psychedelia in those days, most dates poorly
TweenThese&Those: Have to look for it. Entire title is "Head"?
ah,clem: I have not had a drink in 2 weeks, hospital and then meds, will have an ale in a few days, that will be nice
llanwydd: just be there for her, doc
cease: yes, the Monkeys movie
TweenThese&Those: That's gotta feel lousy, Doc
llanwydd: if I am not being too bold
cease: and one of the monkeys later funded firesign film, at least one
Mudhead: a pint of ale with Stinkin Olaf?
TweenThese&Those: Ah, a take off on Help?
doctec: tween: multiplied by a couple orders of magnitude
Hemlock's Honey: amazingly enough the monkees movie "head" was good
ah,clem: yea, a fancy ale, lol
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, upchuck a pint of stinkin' ale
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Hemlock's Honey: catherwood please bring me a honey brown ale
||||||||| Catherwood brings Hemlock's Honey a honey brown ale.
cease: thats what im talking about, honey. i jsut saw it this week
TweenThese&Those: Not showing up on my cable schedule...
cease: it had the original ralph williams before he became a spoilsport
Hemlock's Honey: did you know on one episode of the monkees frank zappa sat in as michael nesmith???
llanwydd: so what is catherwood, the bartender?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores llanwydd
cease: i want to show it to my father, who was ralph's competitor in that part of the valley
Dexter Fong: Cat: Wasn't he one of the original Soreheads?
Merlyn: I was away again, and back again
Hemlock's Honey: he is MY bartender, llan
TweenThese&Those: Didn't know that Honey
Principalpoop: wb m
TweenThese&Those: I can see Zappa doing it as a lark
cease: but still not beautiful
cease: zappa is in Head
Hemlock's Honey: he did
TweenThese&Those: wb Merl
cease: great line, a waitress calls the monkeys, gods gift to 8 year olds
Hemlock Stones II: Captain Beefheart would have been good
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Electric Bozo', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:24 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
TweenThese&Those: lol cease - about right
TweenThese&Those: Welcome E Bozo
Electric Bozo: Just don't call me Shirley!
llanwydd: let's see if this works. catherwood, what is the square root of 841?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past llanwydd
Principalpoop: here we come, walking down the street
Dexter Fong: EB!
Principalpoop: with electric bozo, and everyone we meet
Hemlock's Honey: hello bozo what's a nice bozo like you doing in a joint like this???
Electric Bozo: So when's band rehearsal?
cease: they had more fun with their persona in that flick it was contagious, like hard days night
cease: doing a joint?
llanwydd: good evening, bozo!
TweenThese&Those: Got my triangle right here EB
Principalpoop: stones has new songs, fong was not impressed
doctec: the band took a bunch of reds, now they're rubber
Hemlock's Honey: catherwood, light my joint please
||||||||| Catherwood lights Hemlock's Honey's joint.
Dexter Fong: Don't dovetail that joint
Electric Bozo: Did Fong get the contracts hammered out?
Merlyn: Catherwood, massage my joints please
||||||||| Catherwood massages Merlyn's joints.
Dexter Fong: Did any of the band members tell Cat that he donated his lava dealy to the cause?
Principalpoop: of all the ginjoints on the net, she had to surf into mine
Hemlock Stones II: the other partners have to see it as well Bozo
Principalpoop: not I
Electric Bozo: (I'm in disguise! Shhhh....)
Dexter Fong: Get me outta this wetsuit and into a dry bikin she dais
llanwydd: LOL princ!
Hemlock Stones II: i can tell Bozo
cease: are you relaly bozoette?
Electric Bozo: You can tell Bozo what?
doctec: tell bozo what?
Electric Bozo: Doc, you owe me a Jack & Coke
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, tell doctec what to tell Bozo
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dexter Fong and says "Someone mention my name?"
Hemlock Stones II: no transvestite writers
Principalpoop: too fast, I did not get to say, tell bozo what?
llanwydd: I'd hate to see what a bozoette looks like
Hemlock Stones II: like a bozo llan only smaller
Dexter Fong: Stones: And no transistor radios
Electric Bozo: Excuse me, I have to go to...er, the bathroom!
||||||||| Electric Bozo is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:28 PM.
Hemlock's Honey: a bozoette looks like your mother, llan
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Johnny Piano', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:28 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
doctec: catherwood, give electric bozo a jack & code
||||||||| Catherwood gets electric bozo a jack & code.
Hemlock Stones II: would you like to see my diodes Fong ?
Principalpoop: they had those back in the 50s fong
Johnny Piano: Damn it, I'm not Nancy!
Principalpoop: ahhh JP
Merlyn: hey piano
Hemlock Stones II: Hi Johnny
Dexter Fong: Ah Johnny, we knew it was you lad
Principalpoop: or betty jo
Johnny Piano: The only code I have is in my nose
cease: piano person
llanwydd: funny, hon. do you know my mother?
Principalpoop: you can't fool me, I am the gingerbread man
Dexter Fong: JP: The knees gave it away
doctec: catherwoog give johnny a code and two pair of plans
Hemlock Stones II: passes JP a kleenex
Johnny Piano: They are rather weak, Dex
Dexter Fong: CatherwooG?
doctec: damn, the vodka has ruined my typing tonight
Hemlock Stones II: it hadnt escaped us JP
Principalpoop: i am not a piano, but I play one on tv
Johnny Piano: I'd rather have a co-ed with no plans
Dexter Fong: Must be a new model
Merlyn: Hey, nino thinks I'm in Denver
Hemlock Stones II: wrong room JP lol
Principalpoop: sorry cat, a shameless steal
Johnny Piano: Saw Ambrosia last night
TweenThese&Those: Stoly, Doc?
Merlyn: Maybe I am, my DSL modem is a different one
Hemlock Stones II: thats absurd Merlyn, theres no one in Denver
doctec: tween: viking fjord
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: I you haveing trouble breathing?
Principalpoop: that is with coconut and tangerines right?
TweenThese&Those: Have they held up over the years, JP?
doctec: good potato vodka, low price
llanwydd: you may not be in denver but I'll bet you are a mile high
Johnny Piano: Ralph Spoilsport here, friends! Like to buy a used Fjord?
Merlyn: maybe just modems in denver
TweenThese&Those: Ah, time to don the helmet
Hemlock Stones II: hes a little boulder every day
Johnny Piano: Tween, they sounded damn good. Joe is singing most of the leads. It was an acoustic show too.
Merlyn: and bob in denver
Principalpoop: i will don my helm
Hemlock's Honey: the god helmet??
Johnny Piano: Kneel and bob in denver
cease: have you seen head, piano? ralph wiliams is in it
Dexter Fong: He turned me helmet into a knewt
TweenThese&Those: I was quite a fan in the late 70's. Still have 180 on vinyl
Principalpoop: i play billiards with acoustic
Merlyn: Yeah, it's qwest in Denver. Do they make Qwisp cereal too?
Johnny Piano: Oh yeah, I own a copy of Head on DVD
cease: i just saw it a few days ago. first time since it came out
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: What a qwestion
Johnny Piano: I understand they ran Head recently on TCM
cease: yes thats where i saw it
TweenThese&Those: As Dice said at a show, "So, you're guys names is Neil & Bob, or is that what you do?"
Merlyn: I'd like to see a double feature of "My Left Foot" and "Head"
Dexter Fong: JP: They ran *to* the head
cease: theyve had a nubmer of flicks of interest to me recently.
Principalpoop: i saw part of some 1970 movie with the carrie nations
doctec: "head" pops up on cable on and off - i think i saw it on cinemax in the late '80s, again on ifc in the mid '90s
Johnny Piano: Oh, the film that Ebert wrote!
llanwydd: I liked Head but it's not a film I could watch repeatedly
Principalpoop: i thought head was the cher movie with the guy with the big head
cease: merl,. you know. what monkey later funded firesign films?
TweenThese&Those: Read any more of "The Long Emergency" cease, or is it too depressing?
cease: thees a story about it in fred's book
Merlyn: that was no monkey, that was a monkee
Hemlock's Honey: michael nesmith cease
TweenThese&Those: Just started on "Paris 1919"
Johnny Piano: Nesmith
Merlyn: nesmith
cease: oh yes i finished it tween, just started Armed Madhouse today
cease: may review them togetther.
Dexter Fong: NeSmItH
Merlyn: OK, which monkee maps to which beatle?
Principalpoop: the cowboy monkee?
Johnny Piano: Spending his inheritance from Mom's invention - Liquid Paper
cease: will be quoting some firesign in my review of Emergency
llanwydd: I saw it on AMC back in the days when AMC didn't have commercials
Hemlock's Honey: the only one with talent, poop
TweenThese&Those: The bit of Armed Madhouse I've seen online look very good.
cease: yes im reading that too, tween
llanwydd: now I tape tcm all the time
TweenThese&Those: That'd be really cool, cease
Johnny Piano: Whoa, Honey - not true. Tork is a talented musician.
Principalpoop: george harrison, mike N, paul M the little guy, Peter ringo and ahh lennon and the other guy
Merlyn: I say it's: Ringo=Peter Tork (the goofy ones), Davy Jones = Paul (the cute ones), Michael Nesmith=Lennon (the intellectual ones), and Micky Dolenz=george (the other ones)
Dexter Fong: Tork or Torque
Hemlock's Honey: he may be now, but at the time..........
Merlyn: we almost agree, PP
Johnny Piano: And as far as I'm concerned Dolenz has a marvelous voice
doctec: hmm - mike/john, davy/paul, peter/george, mickey/ringo
TweenThese&Those: 1919 is quite the tome, but great info on how we got here politically
cease: yes nesmith, thats the one. didnt he fund hot shorts? and or missing yolks? maybe eobe?
Merlyn: Yeah, Tork still does music
Johnny Piano: Missing Yolks
doctec: merl: yeah, peter & mickey are tossups - both goofy
Dexter Fong: and the Whites they fled with
llanwydd: funny how the monkees get compared to the beatles when they couldn't hold the proverbial candle
cease: so often they've bitched ab out not having enough money to do what they wanted to do on film. at least monkey man gave them some
Merlyn: Dolenz was Arthur's voice on The Tick for the first year or two
Johnny Piano: Pacific Arts is (or was) Nesmith's company
Merlyn: hey, they're the pre-fab four
doctec: monkees = pre-fab four
Principalpoop: cool
Hemlock Stones II: at least the Monkees tried to cut loose from their management
llanwydd: LOL doc
Johnny Piano: The Rutles?
TweenThese&Those: The Monkees were dreamed up by PR people, I do believe
Merlyn: they eventually did some good music
Hemlock's Honey: nesmith has done solo projects and has funded others and funded films
TweenThese&Those: good one Doc ;-)
doctec: tween: hence the "pre-fab" label
Dexter Fong sings, "Hey! Hey! we're the PRs
llanwydd: even the rutles were better than the monkees
Hemlock's Honey: yes they had an open casting call in los angeles
Johnny Piano: Rafelson & Schneider dreamed up The Monkees
TweenThese&Those: Gotta get a copy of Rutles as well as Spinal Tap
Hemlock's Honey: i saw jimi hendrix open for the monkees
cease: nicholsons writing on Head is better than his acting
TweenThese&Those: That's what I heard, Honey
Johnny Piano: Tween, the word is stay away from Idle's Rutles sequel
llanwydd: I bought the Rutles album when it came out. I consider it a classic
Dexter Fong: Honey: I'm sure you were trippin'
Principalpoop: you are tripping honey, or you were...
Merlyn: They started out like Milli Vanilli, not playing the instruments and not even all the vocals, but they complained about it
Johnny Piano: Apparently "Can't Buy Me Lunch" is not very good
Principalpoop: stop that fong
TweenThese&Those: That's sacrelege, Honey - Hendrix _opens_????
Hemlock's Honey: no well yes but no but yes but no
doctec: an old album i sold on ebay (recorded it before selling): bonzo dog band live 1968 - it's a bootleg - has a great version of beatles' "help" as sung by a dylan soundalike
Dexter Fong: Correct Dr. Poop
Johnny Piano: Neil Innes is brilliant
TweenThese&Those: Right, Merl
Hemlock's Honey: true tween
Hemlock's Honey: it really happened!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny Piano: Yes, Hendrix did open a handful of shows on the Monkees' 1967 tour
doctec: johnny: yes, innes never got his due imo
cease: it was a different world
llanwydd: how sweet to be an idiot
Principalpoop: i believe it, monkees got a tv show instead of him
TweenThese&Those: Hendrix's agent never should have let that happen
cease: and im sure was well paid for doing so
TweenThese&Those: And fill, the world with joy......
Hemlock's Honey: i so agree, tween
Dexter Fong sings "How sweet to be loved by a idiot
Johnny Piano: The Monkees themselves requested Hendrix as opening act, thinking they would be introducing him to a wider audience
cease: a woman from Laugh In is being interviewed on air america
TweenThese&Those: Hendrix on TV would have been a bit much lol
Merlyn: 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy
TweenThese&Those: Could be JP
Principalpoop: yes, we were not ready tween lol
Hemlock's Honey: if only they would have started putting LSD in the water instead of fluoride
doctec: didn't hendrix play on dick cavett's show more than once?
TweenThese&Those: The old Laugh-In shows are on DVD now. Great stuff. Sure brings back memories
Johnny Piano: Seriously, at that time, Hendrix was huge in England but didn't really register in the US yet
llanwydd: honey, that was taken care of by acid rain
TweenThese&Those: lol Stones
Principalpoop: i thought the entire vietnam war and all the riots was just a bad trip, it was real?
doctec: tween: now if only they'd bring back "turn on" on dvd ... lol
cease: i remember nixon on that show
Dexter Fong: An unregistered alien
Hemlock Stones II: thats true Honey, then people would still remember how to laugh
doctec: cat: sock it to ME?
Dexter Fong: Sock it to 'em
Hemlock's Honey ponders
cease: yes
Johnny Piano: Only one episode of "Turn On," Doc
llanwydd: you bet your bippy
TweenThese&Those: Yep cease - sock it to me...
Principalpoop: here come da judge, they don't write 'em like that anymore
Dexter Fong: I did and went all in at the river
Hemlock's Honey: lol poop
doctec: johnny: only one aired, but there are eight you can see at the museum of tv & radiop
TweenThese&Those: Put _that_ in your Funk & Wagnel
doctec: radio
Dexter Fong: operator
Johnny Piano: Oh really?! I didn't know they completed production on any more
cease: jo anne worley, i think her name is
doctec: (the museum of tv & radio is going to be renamed "the paley center for media" according to the ny times)
Dexter Fong: JP: YOu didn't get the memo
Principalpoop: i have a laugh-in magazine somewhere, in with my old national lampoons
Johnny Piano: No chicken jokes!
Johnny Piano: For pale media
Dexter Fong thighs
Principalpoop: very interrrrrresting
doctec: pp: i dug up a handful of laugh-in mags recently, was going to sell them on ebay but won't get much for 'em
Dexter Fong: but schtupid
llanwydd: no jokes about america
TweenThese&Those: I'm a white meat person myself, Dex
Johnny Piano: Hey baby, wanna play a game of slap & tickle?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Then try this pork
Principalpoop: this has the cover torn off and I read it at the beach or bathtub apparently
cease: us plus. we own the idea of pork
Merlyn: anyone see the maltese bippy?
Johnny Piano: Is that real pork?
TweenThese&Those: I'm so sorry that FT lost the NPR gig. That was great exposure
Hemlock's Honey: i got to interview pat paulsen on air when he was running for president he asked me to be his running mate
TweenThese&Those: Wel, kind of JP...
Johnny Piano: I vaguely remember the flick, Merl
doctec: mine are (mostly) intact - cover is loose from issue #1, the others are pretty clean
Principalpoop: cool honey
cease: not in the aussie sense, honey?
Merlyn: wow honey
Hemlock's Honey: no cease
Johnny Piano: It had Carol Lynley in it, right?
TweenThese&Those: You never know Doc. You find the right enthusiast...
Dexter Fong: afk again
Hemlock's Honey: i have it on tape around here somewhere
Principalpoop: my guess is that they were mass, mass produced
Mudhead: didnt he ask all curvy females that?
doctec: hh: wow - that must've been a trip. i always liked paulsen, i have one of his comedy albums - it's a hoot
cease: did anyone else here who saw Head think it was Firesonian?
TweenThese&Those: That's very cool, Honey
llanwydd: I remember paulsen. "I'm upping my standards so up yours!"
TweenThese&Those: lol LL
doctec: tween: i go by how much they've been going for - there are more laugh-in mags for sale on ebay now than you would expect
Johnny Piano: Cat, similarity in the stream-of-consciousness, definitely
Hemlock's Honey: lol yeah he was a hoot it was a fun interview
Merlyn: but pat paulson ran against papoon, they split the vote
Principalpoop: did you hear that dickie killed tommy with a pillow? variety headline says smothers brother smothers brother
TweenThese&Those: We need somebody like Paulsen right about now
TweenThese&Those: Here we go again lol
Johnny Piano: So nice he killed him twice
doctec: pp: lol
cease: we need the firesign theatre
Hemlock's Honey blows kisses hemlock's way
Principalpoop: sorry about that, what were we talking about?
Merlyn: hey, that's my joke PP
Johnny Piano: The world needs The Firesign Theatre
Principalpoop: yes cat
Principalpoop: bush should have brough them out of the woodwork a long time ago
Principalpoop: ok M, i will give you credit, from now on
Principalpoop: brought
TweenThese&Those: Ditto cease
Johnny Piano: Poop, put a Dyno-My-Label on Merl's joke
Principalpoop: speaking of paulsine and the smother brothers, they can say shit and fuck on tv now
Merlyn: and the iraq war is bush's joke
TweenThese&Those: Indeed PP. So much great material in this administration
Principalpoop: a sad joke
doctec: wow, dymo labelmaker - that takes me back!
TweenThese&Those: (if you can call it that...)
Johnny Piano: Poop, perhaps on cable...broadcast ain't quite that liberated.
Hemlock's Honey: right poop as long as it is spontaneous and not scripted or done with forethought
doctec: pp: only 40 years too late...
Hemlock Stones II: they are finding new words they cannot say on TV now Poop
TweenThese&Those: Not to the Iraquis, Merl
Principalpoop: hard to compete with american idol mentality thought, some portion of the youth must still have brains
TweenThese&Those: Like anit-war, Stones?
Principalpoop: yes doc, foolishness
Hemlock's Honey: bushisms
Johnny Piano: Let's start a nit-war!
TweenThese&Those: More like American Idle
Johnny Piano: Not to be confused with Eric Idle
cease: americna eric?
Hemlock Stones II: over here they just worry about niggers and try to sanitise history
doctec: armenian idyll
TweenThese&Those: We are the night who say... nit!
Hemlock Stones II: its almost like slavery never happened
Principalpoop: idle me a sunny afternoon
TweenThese&Those: Not even JP ;-)
Johnny Piano: Out in the fields, pickin' a crop of nits
TweenThese&Those: You mean slavery wasn't a work-study program?
llanwydd: well, I must be going. I'll be back of course
Mudhead: I just wrassled in a whole herd of Naugas
cease: gotta jump down, turn around, pick a bale o nits
Principalpoop: how many acres would I need to raise chitlins?
TweenThese&Those: later LL
Hemlock Stones II: well it was more like community service
llanwydd: doc, I hope everything works out for you. say hi to lil for me
cease: by ll
Johnny Piano: Hello, you must be going...
Principalpoop: good luck llan
TweenThese&Those: lol cease
Mudhead: ni doc
Hemlock Stones II: take care llan
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bob D Caterino close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Hemlock Stones II: hi Bob
TweenThese&Those: Bye Doc
cease: bob
Hemlock's Honey: goodnight llan
Dexter Fong: Bob D!
TweenThese&Those: Hey BD...
Johnny Piano: Bob!
Principalpoop: doc too? never surrender and never give up
Bob D Caterino: Llan have a great evening bud sorry I misssed you
Principalpoop: hi bob
Hemlock Stones II: i second that PP
Hemlock's Honey: hola roberto que pasa
cease: an evening bud. what a fine idea
Bob D Caterino: Hey Prince Poop
Bob D Caterino: nada Honey just tired
Principalpoop: kidnee stune pasa?
Mudhead: im also saying good nite folkz
Hemlock's Honey: nite mud have a good week take care
Mudhead: see ya next week
Johnny Piano: Bye, Mud
Hemlock Stones II: ok Mud, have a good week see you same time next time
||||||||| Mudhead rushes off, saying "10:56 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: oops, a bus is leaving, all ashore who's going ashore
Dexter Fong: Godd night Irene, Gracie, America
Merlyn: nite mud
TweenThese&Those: Au revoir, Mud
cease: by mud
Principalpoop: take care mud
doctec: did i say good night? didn't think so ... but with others taking off & me needing to finish work on a pc repair job, guess i should take off too
Principalpoop: no no no doc
doctec: no need to say good night, as you already have :)
Bob D Caterino: God night and good bless
cease: hope lili is getting better
Principalpoop: chat was moving, i must have misred
Dexter Fong: Night Doc, prayers etc go with you and Lili
Johnny Piano: The party's poopin'? Hey, Blootwurst!
Hemlock's Honey: hang in there doc, keep looking up
doctec: thanks for your good wishes for me & lili - " from your lips to god's ears" as they say
TweenThese&Those: Who started that rumor?
Johnny Piano: Cheers, Doc
Hemlock Stones II: good luck Doc
Bob D Caterino: Yes me too she has to bring the war back home
Merlyn: hang in there doc
TweenThese&Those: Best to you both, Doc
Bob D Caterino: Takr care Doc
doctec: see y'all next week - ttfn ttyl etc etc
Principalpoop: persistance is something, or other
doctec: zzzzzzzzz
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, doctec dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: be in touch with you soon doc
Johnny Piano: beep
Dexter Fong: honk
TweenThese&Those: I'm off as well. Everybody have a great week...
Hemlock's Honey: excuse me while i nip out to the powder room
Principalpoop: a phaser on overload at JPs, run
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, TweenThese&Those!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Hemlock's Honey: night tween
Dexter Fong: So long Tween, a same to you
Principalpoop: night fast tween
Johnny Piano: squeaky-squeaky
cease: you have a japanese person in your powder room?
cease: by tween
Johnny Piano: Powdered Nips from Nabisco
Bob D Caterino: Squeaky? What is that Fram
Principalpoop: don't call those gooks nips
cease: with very big eyes though
Bob D Caterino: from phrom
cease: must be the opium
Dexter Fong: bug-eyed Gooknips
Principalpoop: ahh opium
Dexter Fong: On the hip
Bob D Caterino: Not to mistake them for nips
Dexter Fong: or naps
Johnny Piano: With a mighty burst o'flavor!
cease: "gook" is korean for "person"
Dexter Fong: or pre-nup[s
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: koreans not considered persons by the nips during their colonization
Principalpoop: i heard that, on a firesign album
Bob D Caterino: Korea out of it hee he hee
Johnny Piano: Just don't go all Imus talkin' about naps
cease: dont make a
Dexter Fong: That's right Lieutenant, and there';s "persons" on all three sides
Bob D Caterino: Nappy headed Nips, nip naps
Dexter Fong: they live here
Principalpoop: the resident was going to China and maybe get wet and walk poo poo
cease: you aint got no friends on your leftenant
Bob D Caterino: They love the platers
Dexter Fong: Poop: But first say honorable hello to President Hat
Bob D Caterino: thats right
Johnny Piano: I always wondered what happened to Mr. Hat
Principalpoop: he be very offended
Hemlock's Honey slips back quietly onto her barstool and crosses her black stocking'd legs
Principalpoop: hehe honey hehe
Dexter Fong: Hubba Hubba
Johnny Piano: Honey, I didn't know you were Catholic
cease: you sound like a character in a phil austin story, honey
Hemlock's Honey: ex catholic jp
Johnny Piano: That would explain a lot
Hemlock's Honey: thank you, cat i aspire
Principalpoop: you gave it up for lent?
Hemlock's Honey: i lent it to hugo chavez
Johnny Piano: I'd give it up for lint!
Bob D Caterino: Cath o lic I also
Bob D Caterino: X
Dexter Fong: Nihlo
Merlyn: This just in: London Olympic animated logo causes seizures: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6724245.stm
cease: sounds like southpark episode
Johnny Piano: Have you seen that logo? It's awful!
Hemlock Stones II: its just an arragment of coasters
Principalpoop: who was it, jon stewart, said jews have one day of atonement and forgiveness and christians have a whole month, even for that they are paying retail...
Dexter Fong: Under the Boardwalk?
Hemlock Stones II: and it cost nearly $1M
Bob D Caterino: Carlie Brown, Poison Ivey
Hemlock's Honey: i saw it earlier hemlock showed it to me it gave me seizures
llanwydd: can't sleep. anybody got any ether?
Johnny Piano: The other night we painted posters...we played some records by The Coasters...
Principalpoop: ether? she left, with either
Hemlock Stones II: lots of kids sent their own logos to TV and everyone of them was better
Merlyn: just look at the logo, llan
Dexter Fong: llan: I caught some ether in my net
Hemlock's Honey: lol merlyn
Bob D Caterino: I have a bunch of seizures saved up in a jar for a ma reiney day
Johnny Piano: No surprise, Stones
llanwydd: actually the reason I came back was to talk about doc and lili for a moment
Johnny Piano: Mmm-mmm, moleskin cookies!
Johnny Piano: What up, llan
llanwydd: they have plenty of friends here and maybe we can help them out
Bob D Caterino: Sure
Merlyn: sounds like a plan
llanwydd: if anybody would like to correspond with me about it, send me a pm or IM or whatever they call them here
Bob D Caterino: What is the idea, Blood, Money? Bloodmoney?
Dexter Fong: post mortem?
Bob D Caterino: IM
Johnny Piano: marrow
Merlyn: an IP freely?
llanwydd: lol
cease: lol merl
Bob D Caterino: Ahhh I resd the book by that guy "Yellow River"
llanwydd: but seriously. llanwydd@yahoo.com
Bob D Caterino: read even
Dexter Fong: IP nightly, usually around 4:30 am
Johnny Piano: Brewmaster at Bear Whiz
Hemlock's Honey gives hemlock a snog and a squeeze while everyone is distracted
llanwydd: I have another address but I don't give it on the internet.
Dexter Fong: That big hairy guy?
Johnny Piano: I saw that
Bob D Caterino: Ll let me pull it up hold on
Principalpoop: no pee jokes from me, but good idea llan, i saw that snog honey
Merlyn: your gettysburg address?
llanwydd: so let me know and we'll see what we can do.
Hemlock Stones II -)
Dexter Fong: llan: But that won't protect you from your neighbor
Johnny Piano: We're not as distracted as you think...
llanwydd: well, I think my neighbor is at a disadvantage right now
Hemlock's Honey tries her best to look innocent
cease: Big Harry Guy sounds like a firesign character
Dexter Fong: Got him in a choke hold?
Hemlock Stones II: especially since you bought that AK47 llan
Hemlock's Honey: a scizzorhold?
Johnny Piano: How much are you willing to fork over for...this negative?
llanwydd: for now, good night. and see you nest thirsty.
Dexter Fong thinks, if sh'e trying her best to look innocent, her best is non too good
Principalpoop: Harry Balls
Hemlock Stones II: personally i prefer the chainsaw and RPG
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Principalpoop: role playing games? keep him distracted playing dungeon and dragons?
Dexter Fong: I prefer a Unique socketed sword
Hemlock's Honey: goodnight llan keep in mind the only constant is change
Principalpoop: what about planck?
Johnny Piano: I keep my constants in my pocket
cease: sleep well, ll
Dexter Fong: and the other constant is being asked for change
Hemlock's Honey: is that a constant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?????
Principalpoop: is this thing on? ahh ok
Hemlock Stones II: planck is always constant, everyone knows that
Merlyn: I keep a planck in my eye
Johnny Piano: Not in front of Stones, Honey!
cease: there was a joke about plank's constant in my frist radio play
Merlyn: so I can point out motes
Dexter Fong: It's many a Planck I've wlaked
Hemlock's Honey: lol merl
Hemlock Stones II: wow cease, planck was still alive then wasnt he ?
Principalpoop: hit me cat
Johnny Piano: Dyslexia. It can strike anywhere at any time to anyone
Merlyn: bill frist was in your radio play?
Dexter Fong: I've got an emoticon in my eye...it keeps smiling at me
Principalpoop: you tortured cats in a radio play?
Johnny Piano: I prefer to cast aspersions
cease: no cats have ever been harmed
Dexter Fong: Cast not your asparagus on the water for they shall not float
Hemlock Stones II: please put your aspersions in the receptical provided
Johnny Piano: That's where we do the casting...on the couch
Principalpoop: i don't like the tips, i prefer the stems of aspargus
Hemlock Stones II: now wash your hands
Dexter Fong: and don't wipe em on your pant
Dexter Fong: s
Johnny Piano: Singular, Fong?
Hemlock Stones II: wipes em on Fongs pants
Hemlock's Honey: or the other pant, either
Principalpoop: it is not saturday, I wash my hands and shower every saturday, whether i need to or not
Johnny Piano: I don't believe I've ever worn a pant
cease: my iron lung is working. i can pant!
Dexter Fong: Cyngular, JP
Merlyn: I have aspersions syndrome
Hemlock Stones II: that reminds me, PP is it leap year
cease: sounds like queen liz !, poop
Johnny Piano: Merlyn, I can cast that syndrome out of your body!
Dexter Fong: The year of The Frog
Merlyn: ok JP
Principalpoop: a persian what?
Johnny Piano: Begone demon aspersions!
Hemlock's Honey: holy moly!!! it's a miracle gasp
Dexter Fong catches Merlyn as he pretends to faint
Principalpoop: another good song title
Hemlock Stones II: Out Demons Out !!!
cease: i live in little persia
Johnny Piano: Hi-ho, I hear it's my year
cease: north van is filling up with them
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: A good place for rugs and mellons
cease: that must have been painful
Johnny Piano: My God, his dengue is burning up!
Principalpoop: can you get me a rug at a good price?
Johnny Piano: Shave your head first, Poop
Principalpoop: mellons? what is that?
Dexter Fong checks to see if honey needs new mellons
cease: my fave bakery cuz though persian, they had fantastic chinese egg rolls, has them no longer
Hemlock's Honey: are you balding, poop?
cease: just persian sweets. a great loss!
Johnny Piano: Watt am dat?
Principalpoop: yes bald
Merlyn: see you next week people
cease: by merl
Dexter Fong: 450 watt per channel amp...all tube
Hemlock Stones II: ok Merlyn, take care and stay safe
Johnny Piano: Bye, Merl
Hemlock's Honey: bye merlyn have a good week
Merlyn: everyone know about the new fake website that I can't talk about?
Principalpoop: what is that thing with the thousand thin layers of pastry and brown sugar and honey?
Dexter Fong: Night and thanks MERLYN
Principalpoop: thanks again M, good luck
Johnny Piano: Whatcha using for power tubes, Fong
cease: yes merl
Merlyn: I can tell you in a private msg, but don't talk about it here
Hemlock's Honey: oh that is baklava, poop
Johnny Piano: I do NOW, Merl
Principalpoop: not khibasa, that is the sausage
Dexter Fong: EL88's
Dexter Fong: Old new stock
Principalpoop: yes, baklava mmmm hehe baklava hehe
Hemlock Stones II: i am on Skype Merlyn
Hemlock's Honey: i am also, merlyn
Johnny Piano: Ouch! Hot little monkeys, Dex
Dexter Fong: JP" Save on you heating bill
Johnny Piano: No fecal matter, Dex
ah,clem: hi JP! been awhile
Johnny Piano: How you feeling, clem?
Principalpoop: wb ahh, clem
Hemlock Stones II: wb Clem
ah,clem: better, still recovering
Merlyn: see ya
Merlyn: hang in there too, clem
||||||||| "11:24 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Johnny Piano: Not surprised - lot to recover from!
Dexter Fong: ah well, time to park the car...night to those who depart, a big hey there to those who arrive, and see yah later to those who stay
Principalpoop: I need a deli, what is the closest real deli to roanoke?
Principalpoop: hail rita Fong
Johnny Piano: New Deli
Dexter Fong: Hell Rita
Hemlock Stones II: see ya Fong
Johnny Piano: Bring the contracts back with ya, Fong
Principalpoop: blasphemy fong
Principalpoop: you will circle the block for eternity
Hemlock Stones II: Tween is doing the accounts i think Johnny
Principalpoop: i want a stage name, any ideas?
Johnny Piano: That accounts for nothing
cease: my wife has returned with food.
cease: i'll bid adieu
Hemlock Stones II: not since Tween got his hands on them its true
Principalpoop: tween, handling the money? is he jewish?
Hemlock's Honey: mmmmmmmmmm food
Johnny Piano: Something more glamorous than "Poop"?
cease: trois, cat, sank
Principalpoop: good luck cat, listen to the city ciaooo
Hemlock Stones II: he is but only on Fridays PP
||||||||| Catherwood ushers boney inside, makes a note of the time (11:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: ahh ok
Johnny Piano: Oh, Cat food...I get it!
Principalpoop: ahh boney
||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:27 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Hemlock's Honey: adios cat
Johnny Piano: Hey Boney!
Hemlock's Honey: hello boney
Hemlock Stones II: bye cease
boney: nite
Principalpoop: yes JP, something less, excretement related
Hemlock's Honey: a lot of coming and going around here tonight
Principalpoop: like a crazy monkey
Hemlock Stones II: i think its time for my booheels to be wandering
Johnny Piano: Hmmmm....gonna have to think on this name thing
boney: catherwood give Hemlock's Honey an autographed glossy photo of L.A. T Birds roller derby star Honey Sanchez
||||||||| Catherwood gets hemlock's honey an autographed glossy photo of la t birds roller derby star honey sanchez.
Principalpoop: ok ok, take your time
Hemlock Stones II: its nearly half past four here now
Principalpoop: go it yet?
Principalpoop: got
Hemlock's Honey: will you drive me home, hemlock???
Johnny Piano: I think we should call the band Coma Toast
Principalpoop: stones, hitting the sack, hugging the pillow
boney: roller cojones
Hemlock Stones II: i prefer to hug Honey PP
Johnny Piano: I know what Stones must be thinking...hugging the pillow...ahem
boney: let the balls roll
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bob D Caterino - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
boney: on the street
Principalpoop: don juan stones
Johnny Piano: Snogging in his dreams
Principalpoop: dengue fever again
Johnny Piano: It's going around, Poop
||||||||| At 11:30 PM, boney dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Johnny Piano: What the...
Principalpoop: the answer is in the wind
Hemlock Stones II: must be going now folks, have fun and see you next week or maybe sooner on skype
Hemlock's Honey: boney could never resist the good humor ice cream truck
Johnny Piano: Mister Softee for me, please
Principalpoop: have a super week stones, cheerio old chap and rot
Johnny Piano: Pip pip!
Hemlock Stones II: thanks PP but i will try not to rot
Principalpoop: ahh pip pip for sure
Hemlock Stones II: see you all on the barricades
Hemlock's Honey: i should duck out now myself have a good week you guys and stay safe
Principalpoop: how does rot fit in there?
Principalpoop: hat before
Principalpoop: tell me next week
Hemlock's Honey blows kisses to the waiting room
||||||||| At 11:33 PM, Hemlock's Honey vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Johnny Piano: Guess we'll leave Dex to find no one at home...
Principalpoop: you too honey, sweet dreams sweet honey
Hemlock Stones II: Dexter can pick up the tab
Johnny Piano: Nite all. I'll keep thinking of that name for ya, Poopster
ah,clem: good night everyone
Principalpoop: with his sinus, he should get to bed anyway, best for him
Principalpoop: stay healthy, all, cu2
||||||||| At 11:34 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Hemlock Stones II: take care clem, love to Bambi too
Johnny Piano: Cheers, clem - keep up the healing process
||||||||| At 11:34 PM, Johnny Piano vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Hemlock Stones II: good night all
||||||||| At 11:34 PM, Principalpoop hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Hemlock Stones II runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Hemlock Stones II?! It's 11:34 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Damn! Prolly the shortest parking time I've had in years...and they all flee
Dexter Fong: and I had so much to tell you...about Rita, and the kids, and the hedge fund...
Dexter Fong: well, perhaps another time
Dexter Fong: Gooooddd Niggghhhtt Deaaaar Friends
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bob D Caterino
boney
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Electric Bozo
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones II
Hemlock's Honey
Johnny Piano
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Pico - MikeC
Principalpoop
TweenThese&Those URL References:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6724245.stm
http://www.firmament-chaos.com/
http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"