Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
05/24/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 24, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Tweeny in through the front door at 7:27 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Tweeny: Faith and Gommorah... just look at this great V in my chest...
||||||||| Around 7:28 AM, Tweeny walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Firebroiled falls out at 8:48 AM.
Firebroiled: so hop in your wife and head in any direction on the freeway of your choice, and we’ll see you in a couple of hours, here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the World’s Biggest, here in the City of Fine Music. Thanks for the insurrection, and now back to our morning concert of afternoon showtime favorites -- the Magic Bowl movement from Symphony in C Minus by Johann Amadeus Matetsky.
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:48 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Firebroiled by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| 8:53 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Mudhead waves hi
Mudhead: Its from where the bears go....Bear Whiz Beer
Mudhead: We've got to stop meeting like this
Mudhead is hijacking this bus to cuba
Mudhead: ok, where is everybody
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 24, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Mudhead: looks like its just you n me bubblehead
Mudhead goes and sits in the waiting room
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and H Stones waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Mudhead: Hello!....Echo.......Echo.....
H Stones: Hi Mud
Mudhead: howdy Stones, Glad we made it
H Stones: this is the worst blind date i ever went on
Mudhead: I could be worse
Mudhead: I put on a dress
H Stones: thats not very reassuring Mud
Mudhead: I never promised you a sure thing
H Stones: am already wearing a dress
Mudhead: but women are physcic
H Stones: i better go change into something more uncomfortable
Mudhead: They know before the date whether your gettin laid tonite
H Stones: i think you are right
H Stones: Remember the balcony on that Suzy Wong
Mudhead: I wanted to tell this girl I'd perform fellatio on her but I was tongue tied
H Stones: wow, bondage oral sex, thats pretty advanced
Mudhead: Third class
H Stones: its very quiet in here, is there a nuclear alert they didnt tell us about ?
Mudhead: Nah, this is the Rapture
Mudhead: didnt you get your memo?
H Stones: i had one of those when i was young, it was very painful
Mudhead: Passed it, all went away
H Stones: my short term memo is shot to hell
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies languid inside, makes a note of the time (9:12 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
languid: evening folks!
H Stones: hi Lanquid
Mudhead: hi
H Stones: kinda quiet so far tonght
Mudhead: its now my dinner time
Mudhead: i bbl
H Stones: ok
languid: whatcha havin muddy?
H Stones: i must go and find my Mol
Mudhead: lasagne
languid: cool. bon apetit
languid: appetit
languid: pardon my french
H Stones: its well past my bedtime so i wont eat any more tonight
languid: I've eaten a chimichanga today and I'm having a cup of wine. that's it
H Stones: i thought chimichanga was a protected species now !
languid: my homemade wine is something I usually reserve for thursday nights
languid: I'm not a big drinker
languid: I hope we get a bigger crowd eventually
H Stones: i gave up drinking when i discovered it wasnt the only drug
languid: not that I don't enjoy your company stones
H Stones: you wont be the first to not enjoy my company so no worries
languid: good reason, stones
H Stones: Nino says you are in Warrensburg but hes notoriously bad with maps
languid: I hope you didn't take my comment wrong. I speak a slightly different llangwyddge than you
languid: I'm about 30 miles from warrensburg
languid: ever had banana wine?
H Stones: thats not bad by Nino standards, he usually dumps me in Virginia or Yonkers
languid: lol
H Stones: its hard to choose
H Stones: tongight he at least got the right country
languid: is nino the same guy in the picture at the bottom of the page or is he just named after him?
H Stones: as far as i know hes just one of Merlyns Bots but i may be wrong
H Stones: all i know is hes not very good with maps
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease disembarks at 9:20 PM.
H Stones: hi Cease
languid: I'm sweating like a son of a bitch with the air conditioner on. strange phenomenon but otherwise I feel alright
cease: hi all
languid: Hey Cat!
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:21 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
languid: it got up near 90 degrees today
H Stones: Greetings Poop
Principalpoop: hoe low
cease: you know my name, but I don't know yours
cease: hi poop
languid: Hi Princ!
Principalpoop: i would languid at that temperature too
cease: still cool enough to require warm clothes here
languid: whose?
cease: llan?
Principalpoop: huh?
languid: "You Know My Name, Look Up My Number - Beatles
H Stones: What?
H Stones: Who?
Principalpoop: is everybody happy?
languid: yeah, I'm llanwydd
H Stones: When ?
Principalpoop: are you are reporter stones?
Principalpoop: working for the tabloids, big fella?
H Stones: dont you mean Is you Is ?
Principalpoop: or is you not my baby?
languid: I went hiking in Vermont today
languid: 'm going to feel it tomorrow
Principalpoop: that is a long walk languid
H Stones: dont worry llan, your secret is safe with me
languid: I don't mean TO Vermont
||||||||| SurelyYouTween tiptoes in around 9:24 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: ahhh ver mont, green mountain state
SurelyYouTween: I Tween you not... and don't call me Shirley
H Stones: greetings Tween
languid: secret?
SurelyYouTween: Hey everybody...
languid: Hey Tween!
H Stones: Hi Shirley
Principalpoop: don't be mean to vermont, or vermouth
Principalpoop: is that tween?
H Stones: Meanlight in Vermont ?
languid: beefheart?
languid: I vaguely remember
Principalpoop: virgin in meanmouth
SurelyYouTween: Don't denigrate Vermont. Bernie Sanders is from there
H Stones: thats your starter for ten, you have a choice of classics or pop
Principalpoop: salute when you mention the captain
H Stones: Like Heaven i Say
SurelyYouTween: JL's still felling poorly, I take it...
Principalpoop: classic coke cola is both, I win!
Principalpoop: i forget my coffee afk
H Stones: as someone once said, "we have a winner!"
cease: still has lyme in his coconut?
languid: I only drink diet soft drinks. except for wine on thursday nights
languid: we pud de lime in de cocoonutt
Principalpoop: back, where was I?
H Stones: be careful with the so called Diet drinks, llan, they use Aspartame as a sweetner and even the air force bans that
SurelyYouTween: I would guess, cease
languid: royal air force, stones?
H Stones: you were here Poop
H Stones: USAF llan
Principalpoop: the mexican air force, flying, well, you know
languid: get into de sky where dey can't find you
cease: it seems odd not hearing firesign on cni while we chat
SurelyYouTween: So, has everyone checked their toothpaste for propylene glycol?
cease: ive gotten spoiled
H Stones: yes, keep the sun behind you
languid: maybe we can simulcast
Principalpoop: that is anti-freeze, I already knew not to drink that
H Stones: i am playing the firesign podcasts which you can hear if you join me on Skype
Principalpoop: very odd
SurelyYouTween: Well, the Chinese have been putting in toothpaste.
languid: I don't have much at the moment, 2Places, 3Faces, Shoes, Roller Maidens, Pink Hotel
SurelyYouTween: My tube of UltraBrite has it.
languid: HTF
H Stones: its bad shit for sure Tween
cease: the chinese put everything in everything
Principalpoop: stella, an egyptian beer has formaldhyde in it, what a headache after
SurelyYouTween: Apparently, it's cheaper than what they should be using
cease: i'm thinking about going to Egypt next year. will have to check out the beer
SurelyYouTween: That's because they into embalming, P
cease: try and avoid the formaldyde. they have enough mummies as is
languid: I didn't know about the USAF ban on Equal. Do you know why, Stones?
H Stones: its linked to epileptic grand mals llan which are triggered by the HUDs
Principalpoop: they found a good preservative and keep using it hehe
languid: Holy Cow!
languid: and I've been drinking it. time to switch to water
Principalpoop: i did not know you were a Hindu languid
H Stones: any drink now that says low sugar or no sugar tends to be sweetned with it
Principalpoop: Hindish?
Principalpoop: Hinditian?
languid: Old Bessie has her own church. we worship at her hooves.
Principalpoop: are they cloven?
SurelyYouTween: The Devil take the Hindmost
languid: if they weren't cloven they wouldn't be kosher
Principalpoop: I would rather be the beak of a chicken than the whole hindquarters of a cow
languid: or halal or whatever
cease: i know HIndus have hundreds of millions of gods. do they have an equal number of devils?
Principalpoop: the hala lama?
languid: if you were a beak you wouldn't get eaten
H Stones: i think they do cease, but some are both
Principalpoop: you never had beak salad?
SurelyYouTween: Beak or be beaken...
languid: not lately
Principalpoop: sorta like nachos
H Stones: feeling peckish PP ?
Mudhead returns from dinner
H Stones: wb Mud
Mudhead: ty
Principalpoop: wb mudhead, help me
SurelyYouTween: lol Stones
Mudhead: Hi all
languid: welcome back
cease: just finished large meal. last thing i want to think of is food
SurelyYouTween: You dined well, I hope?
Mudhead: sure pp, whatcha needin?
cease: hi mud. at least your name does not suggest food
Principalpoop: no, peckish left a few hours ago, something about meeting her husband
Mudhead: Mud Pie
H Stones: close your eyes and think of America cease
SurelyYouTween: Those prawns in your blog looked pretty tasty, cease
cease: i almost always dine well. am looking into Cairo restaurants on google
Principalpoop: i did not know you played chess cat
languid: if you are peckish you must have a beak salad
cease: i'm going to Diva at the Met on Saturday, this time for dinner. will report back
Mudhead: i had lasagna from my local Italian restaurant, not good, not bad
cease: i play no games
H Stones: was it merely run of the mill Mud
Principalpoop: i met a girl at a dive early sunday morning, but no telling what happened
languid: joel cairo and his chain of maltese restaurants?
SurelyYouTween: Strictly business, that mr. cease
cease: i had coquille st. jacques from a great take out place, as well as some homemade spinahce/portabello with lemon
Mudhead: ya, a salty sordid mess, with sprinkled parmesan cheese to disguise its sweet sauce
Principalpoop: use their regular name, showoff lol
SurelyYouTween: What's Coquille, I I may be so bold as to ask?
Principalpoop: did you have to add any sodium chloride?
H Stones: Joel Cairo, he had some big hits in the 30s didnt he after bix biederbek left
Mudhead: Scallop i beleive
SurelyYouTween: if I
Principalpoop: ding ding ding mud wins
languid: I love coquille st. jacques but I haven't had it since 1982
Mudhead: good year for it
SurelyYouTween: They age it?
Principalpoop: did 1982 have an R in it?
languid: lol
H Stones: several in fact PP
Principalpoop: ahh those darns years, I can never keep up
cease: Ingredients: Nova Scotia scallops, button mushrooms, white wine sauce, mashed potatos, parmesan
Mudhead: thats why the French lost the peace, they wouldnt age their Cougille
SurelyYouTween: yum...
Principalpoop: yes yum
languid: I was in the USAF back then in Rome, New York. I used to eat CSJ at a place called the Unwind Inn which was just offf the base
cease: its from les amis du Fromage, the place I got the unbelievable crab canneloni I was eating on my birthday while I chatted
H Stones: hey Poop, what say we check out Ceas's Diner ?
SurelyYouTween: _That's_ why the Germans invaded...
Principalpoop: ceas's or che's
Mudhead: who's goin to the Met?
H Stones: its worth remembering they couldnt hold the line though Tween
Principalpoop: cat
Principalpoop: with a diva
languid: never been to the met
cease: i still have some left
languid: I've seen the Mets
Mudhead: in town for a special occasion cat?
H Stones: they wont let me in Che's, i am barred for using too much dialectic
Principalpoop: some of the crab? I would be careful
H Stones: i can bring my own crabs PP
Mudhead: cuz im officially lonely now
Principalpoop: Cher's is next door, but it is tres cher
languid: but for scallops, there is nothing better than the Scallop Roll at Betty's in Ormond Beach, Florida
cease: the dinner is for two but my wife is far away
languid: trop cher, you mean?
Principalpoop: roll roll roll in the scallops
cease: les amis is a cheese shop accross from my parents' place that has amazing takeout dinners
languid: pardon my french
H Stones: can you pick up the tab please Poop, i seem to have forgotten my wallet
Principalpoop: that would be st. tropez
Principalpoop: sure, no problem, my wallet is out in the car, I will right back, order me dessert
cease: sahara? gobi?
Mudhead picks up the whole tab for all
Principalpoop: sinai, oy
H Stones: ok he says, credulously
Principalpoop: what does tab have in it? the same as fresca?
H Stones: only Tapas P
Principalpoop: yes please tapas the sodium chloride thank you
Mudhead: Sodium benzoate and sodium phosphate creates benzene
Principalpoop: i saw that
Principalpoop: what a scam
languid: I've got to try tapas sometime
SurelyYouTween: Orange Sunshine, Mud?
H Stones: with quizine like that Mud, even the swallows wont return
Mudhead: they knowingly poisened us
Principalpoop: yes, laughing
Mudhead: Pineaplle Fresca
languid: tapas the mornin to ye
cease: tapas is a universe of food
Mudhead: er Fanta
Principalpoop: is there such a thing mud?
Principalpoop: ahhh ok
Principalpoop: fanta is ok
H Stones: its very nouvelle though, as in waiter, are you sure i have been served ?
Mudhead: not the pineapple, unless yur removing paint
languid: good one, stones
Principalpoop: never had it, or seen it
SurelyYouTween: If we knew half the chemicals they're putting us we might not eat...
Principalpoop: i saw a commercial for peach rum I think, wow
H Stones: yes i have to wear my glasses to find it PP
Mudhead: they dont understand the additive properties
Principalpoop: sure they do, and don't care
Mudhead: I think Mentos and Diet Pepsi are the same
H Stones: and worse still Mud they dont understand the combinations and daughter elements they create
Mudhead: and the long term effects of them
Principalpoop: lets give a big round of applause to brave nancy pelosi
H Stones: Fanta, Britvic Pepsi, all full of the same shit
Principalpoop: ok ok that was enough
H Stones: i see you are a zen clappist PP
languid: I've been seeing that name on the internet but haven't paid attention to who she is
SurelyYouTween: For what, P?
SurelyYouTween: For caving on the withdrawl schedule?
languid: believe it or not I can actually clap one hand
Principalpoop: giving bush his blank check
languid: so I know what it sounds like
H Stones: yes its easy to get clap llan
SurelyYouTween: House Dem majority leader, LL
Principalpoop: that is called masturbating languid, not the same zen thing
languid: not that kind of clap
H Stones: i wont ask you what your doing with the other hand llan
SurelyYouTween: You're thinking of Krassner's new book, "One Hand Jerking"
Principalpoop: hehe what he said hehe
Principalpoop: speaker of the house alors
cease: i hope he finally finishes his novel and doesnt just keep recycling columns
languid: I wish I could describe it but I can make a sound by snapping my fingers against my palm
languid: I am talented
Principalpoop: i saw somewhere there is a 10 downing street website now stones
H Stones: so i see llan
Principalpoop: i can make that sound too
H Stones: yes there is, its where the lies begin
Principalpoop: i feel spastic doing it though
SurelyYouTween: He mentioned in an email that he was working on a novel, cease. Any idea what it's about?
Principalpoop: my years as GWs bitch?
cease: im sure it will be drenched with autobiographical elements
Principalpoop: ahh i know that sound languid, it is the sound scallopes make
languid: not familiar with krassner
cease: his autobi is better than any novelist could create
SurelyYouTween: His autobio was certainly intersting, and informative
SurelyYouTween: One of the founders of the Yippies back in the 60's
Principalpoop: stranger than fiction indeed
SurelyYouTween: Also a very funny stand-up comic
cease: wow. jays relief pitcher didnt blow a game
Principalpoop: i read some of it somewhere, I would accuse somebody here
cease: speaking of the long emergency, interesting guy on air america tlaknig about that
SurelyYouTween: Doubtless me
H Stones: just checking out my Joke Book
H Stones: brb
cease: tyson the energy dude
languid: I don't have much admiration for the yippies
Principalpoop: you know how google puts in the 'relevant ads' there was a story about a body found in suitcase and the googles were selling luggage
Principalpoop: why languid?
H Stones: they had a good act
Principalpoop: their motives were pure
SurelyYouTween: I've been staring at the screen all day, so I think I'll call it quits early. Have a good week all...
cease: director of Pubolic Citizen's energy programme
Mudhead: ni Tween
H Stones: they did a nice job of totally disrupting the David Frost show on UK TV
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs SurelyYouTween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Principalpoop: take care tween, night night
languid: why? what's to admire about them?
cease: off yo go, tween
Principalpoop: they spoke back to power, when power was killing and chilling and arresting and beating folks
H Stones: have a good week tween
languid: nite tween!
H Stones: very true PP
Principalpoop: it is going on today, the fbi and police and stuff are infiltrating neighborhood groups for peace
Principalpoop: as if being for peace is treasonous
H Stones: here today they announced they intend to suspend human rights
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: as well they should, to keep us safe
cease: rather than using its vast powers to do good, like keep poisons from food, water, air, etc, your govt would us it for petty, fascistic reasons
H Stones: yes it will prevent us being contaminated by any dirty justice
Principalpoop: i saw a H. L. Mencken quote, let me try to say it
H Stones: http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article2581223.ece
Mudhead: any news from Bambi or ah,clem?
cease: no one ever lost a penny betting on the ignorance of the american people?
H Stones: i emailed them last week but no word so far
Principalpoop: the us president will be become more and more the spirit of the average american, and so sometime in the future they will elect a complete moron
cease: Idiocracy
Principalpoop: we got it cease, but you are not safe
H Stones: if they keep on poisoning us with additives, there will only be morons to elect
Principalpoop: the north american union is coming soon
Principalpoop: they even have a name for the money, Amero
Principalpoop: for canada and mexico and us
languid: where is everybody tonight?
Principalpoop: i don't know
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (10:05 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
H Stones: making a hot drink, Tea anyone ?
H Stones: Greetings Fong
languid: Hey Dex!
Mudhead: not me
Principalpoop: there is fong, yeah fong is here!
Dexter Fong: Hiyah small group
languid: just wondering where you were
Mudhead: I throw tea in the river
H Stones: you just missed Tween
Principalpoop: yes please if you would be so kind mister stones
languid: I could go for a cup, stones. thanks
Principalpoop: small but determined
cease: hi dex.
languid: no milk
Principalpoop: brb
cease: a friend just came over. i'll be in and out of chat
H Stones: my pleasure, better enjoy it now that the Cutty Sark is toast
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
languid: I heard about the cutty sark, stones. sad story
Principalpoop: and a friend in sweden just woke up, chat a little before he goes to work
Dexter Fong: Again no CNI stuff..any word from Ah and Bambi?
languid: when I read it, I thought it was the distillery that burned
languid: till I looked at the whole article
Mudhead: the boat went down?
Principalpoop: back
Principalpoop: i have not heard anything
Principalpoop: it burnt mud :(
Mudhead sighs
Principalpoop: my dad built a cutty shark ship, it had a crazy number of parts
H Stones: its been in dry dock for many years and they were carrying out repairs and lots of the superstructure was away in the workshops but somehow it caught fire in the early hours of Sunday and theres not a lot of it left now
Principalpoop: and then the ropes
Principalpoop: a true 3d jigsaw puzzle
languid: I think there is enough left of it to rebuild, though
Principalpoop: they had made a full blue print of it
H Stones: yes they can rebuild much of it i think
H Stones: somehow its not quite the same thing as the original
Principalpoop: quite
languid: I read that arson was suspected
Principalpoop: arson wells? I thought he died...
Dexter Fong: A Parson burnt it?
H Stones: its possible, persons were seen in the area shortly before the fire was spotted
Principalpoop: he's not your son adolf
languid: no, arson himself set fire to the ship
Dexter Fong: My sons name is not adolf
Principalpoop: stop calling me ethel
languid: not to be torturing me!
Dexter Fong: ..on a regular basis
Principalpoop: robots rules of order
languid: I'm glad someone finally quoted The Firesign Theatre
Dexter Fong: Someone has to
Principalpoop: whaaaaat?
H Stones: http://www.guardian.co.uk/gallery/2007/may/21/1?picture=329885920
Principalpoop: ahh it did not burn down to the keel or waterline
H Stones: thats a pic from last year
Principalpoop: disaster but not just ashes left
Principalpoop: i looked at all of them
Principalpoop: the overhead view, it still has a boat shape
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 10:16 PM.
languid: all the ashes?
Principalpoop: hoe low M
languid: I really overexerted myself today. my legs are going to be sore as hell tomorrow
Principalpoop: the fireman did a super job
H Stones: when i lived in london i was only a ten minute walk from there Poop
languid: Hey Merl!
Principalpoop: i expected from the first photos to be nothing left
H Stones: Hi Merlyn
H Stones: any news on Clem yet
Principalpoop: and bambi?
Merlyn: my dad drank Cutty Sark
Principalpoop: that is so hoe stones
Merlyn: I have heard nothing on clem or bambi
Principalpoop: mine drank it on occasion, usually old grand dad or equivilant
H Stones: i lived on the Isle of Dogs, just across the river from Greenwich
Principalpoop: woof woof stones
languid: I'm not into spirits
Principalpoop: what river is that?
H Stones: there was a spooky narrow pedestrian tunnel which connected the places
H Stones: The Thames Poop
Principalpoop: candy is dandy but liquor is quicker languid
H Stones: pronounced Tems
languid: is there an Isle of Dogs or is that a pun?
Principalpoop: cool
H Stones: no its a real place
Merlyn: tums?
languid: interesting
Principalpoop: i had heartburn the other day for the first time in my life, similar to my first kidney stone
Merlyn: the Isle of Lucy is a pun
languid: heartburn as bad as a kidney stone? are you serious?
H Stones: http://adwright.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/greenwichfoottunnel.jpg
Principalpoop: the isle of lucy is a pun us
Merlyn: Sly and the Kidney Stone?
Principalpoop: no, it did not make me cry, but almost
languid: LOL Merl!
Principalpoop: that is spooky stones
Merlyn: chunnel jr
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bob D Caterino into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:21 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: hi bob
Bob D Caterino: yippie, I made it
Dexter Fong: Hey Bob
languid: Hey Bob!
Principalpoop: is that Greenwich, The Greenwich?
Merlyn: does it go under the river, stones?
Mudhead: whelp, its my time to turn in, goodnite dear friends
Bob D Caterino: hey gangerino's
languid: I'd love to drive throught the chunnel
H Stones: yes thats the tunnel under the river, spooky at 3 AM
Dexter Fong: Night Mud
Principalpoop: turn into what mud? ahh oops a brick hehe
||||||||| 10:22 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Merlyn: nite mud
Principalpoop: have a super week mud
Merlyn: this land is made of mud
H Stones: ghe Greenwich meridian is only a couple of hundred yards from the boat
languid: Nught Muddy!
H Stones: good night Mud
Bob D Caterino: yep for me and elmer fudd
Principalpoop: cool
H Stones: Hi Bob
Bob D Caterino: Hello Stones
Bob D Caterino: what haps upon
Principalpoop: huh?
Principalpoop: what?
Dexter Fong: Upon this Haps i build my burgh
Bob D Caterino: no more dial-up
Principalpoop: talking about the cutty shark burning and greenwich
Merlyn: I didnt' know you were a burghermeister
Bob D Caterino: Cutty Sark?
Principalpoop: i thought they built that city on rock and roll?
Bob D Caterino: I cook the best Bergers
Principalpoop: what is your secret bob?
Merlyn: rome was built in a day on a rock
H Stones: only when he worked McDonalds Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Poop that's Cleveland
Principalpoop: what's your line?
Bob D Caterino: make Itallian meatballs then flatten them
Principalpoop: ahh, with the rock and roll hall of fame
languid: you cooked helmut berger? wondered whatever happened to him
H Stones: cannot be true Merlyn, they already invented Unions
Principalpoop: non, it was twin dogs, named tony and roma
Bob D Caterino: Has anyone seen the tape with Soupy Sales signing autographs?
Merlyn: the rock and roll hall of flame-broiled bhurgers
Bob D Caterino: what a shame his wife is putting him through that
Merlyn: on yoohootube?
Principalpoop: and then he would hit them in the face with a cream pie?
Dexter Fong: And don't forget Homburg
Merlyn: keep it under your hat, dex
Dexter Fong: Bob: Soupy wants/likes to do that...he's at the Friends of Old Time Radio convention every year
Principalpoop: what was the hat restaurant in los angeles, ahhhh grrrrr
Principalpoop: brown derby, hahhhh, I am not useless yet
Bob D Caterino: but he is in a wheelchair and cant move anything but his hand
Bob D Caterino: Brown Derby
languid: I could always count on soupy sales to make me laugh when I was a kid
Dexter Fong: Bob: True but he's a trooper
Principalpoop: it took me a moment lol
Bob D Caterino: wow this cable sucks
Dexter Fong: Why for, Bob?
Principalpoop: did soupy used to share an apartment with Jan Murray?
Bob D Caterino: I am typing and still takes a moment to post
Dexter Fong: Jan and Dean
Bob D Caterino: Murry the K
Dexter Fong: Bob: Did you adjust your refresh rate?
Principalpoop: murrays beef
Bob D Caterino: Dean Martin and Jan Bradey
Dexter Fong: a beautiful couple
Principalpoop: and wonderful human beings
Principalpoop: did you want fries with that?
Dexter Fong: I want fires with that
Bob D Caterino: ok lets see
Bob D Caterino: better
Merlyn: there's youtube video of soupy sales in a wheelchair in a red sweater signing autographs, is that it?
Principalpoop: does
Principalpoop: it
Principalpoop: seem
Principalpoop: like
Principalpoop: i
Bob D Caterino: yeah and he looks bad
Principalpoop: am
Principalpoop: writingsloworfast?
H Stones: bad means good, right ?
Bob D Caterino: Yes Poop, you aare typing very fast
Dexter Fong: Bob: He is bad...Lou Gehrigs disease or somethng akin
Principalpoop: no stones
Principalpoop: poor guy, but he is a trooper
Bob D Caterino: Oh the last of the good ones but more to follow
Principalpoop: bob hope was on tv a little bit longer than I found necessary also
Principalpoop: another trooper
Bob D Caterino: so was I but that was a long time ago.
Principalpoop: skelator impersonator
Principalpoop: and far far away?
H Stones: talking of troopers, did you hear about the young jewish actor who went for an important audition ?
Dexter Fong: A gut named Raymond Edward Johnson used to come to the convention everyyear..he was the announcer for Lights Out and Suspense...he was in a hospital bed couldn't move but he still announced radio recreations
Bob D Caterino: Stones is everyone in England in a political office?
Principalpoop: no stones, what about him?
H Stones: no, most people are in debt to someone else
Bob D Caterino: I hear they call everyone governor
H Stones: when he got back from the audition his mother asked how he had done,
Dexter Fong: 'ats right luv
Principalpoop: there's no business like show business
languid: I guess I liked bob hope because my grandparents did. they liked jackie gleason and ed sullivan as well
H Stones: he told her it was great and he got a main part playing the father.
languid: I'm a
Principalpoop: me too languid
H Stones: Mother say, Why couldnt you get a talking part ?
languid: I'll try that again
Principalpoop: but they were funny
Bob D Caterino: Oh the great one. NORTON!!!!
languid: I'm a "Lights Out" collector, Dex
Bob D Caterino: nAWTON
Principalpoop: they had timing and style
Principalpoop: lool stones
Principalpoop: no need to blame your parents languid
Bob D Caterino: I am getting emails from Lou Costello's daughter and grandson. I wrote a few articals about them and the kin must have read them.
languid: my parents? you're over my head, princ
Dexter Fong: Right, blame your parents heated
languid: LOL, Dex
Principalpoop: oops grand
H Stones: anyone hear the one about Joe Stalin and the two envelopes
Bob D Caterino: My parents never talked to me much
Principalpoop: cool bob
Merlyn: friendly, dod?
languid: poor kid
Dexter Fong: Proceed Stones
Principalpoop: you found the joke book while making tea eh?
Bob D Caterino: is this thing on???
H Stones: when stalin was close to death and knew Nikita Kruschev would probably take over he summoned him to his death bed
Dexter Fong: on what?
Principalpoop: should I stop you if I've heard this?
H Stones: he tells kruschev, all will be well at first but eventually things will go wrong and you will need these, at this he hands Nikita two brown envelopes with his name on them
Bob D Caterino: With one shoe on Nikita sat their pounding his shoe demanding a drink
Dexter Fong: Krushev's name or Stlin's name?
H Stones: and instructs him to open the first envelope if things look very dark and wll will be well
H Stones: Nikitas name
Dexter Fong: Good well hunting
Principalpoop: was his real name nikita? I thought it was shirley
Dexter Fong: you old Dowser
Dexter Fong: Sharkey
Bob D Caterino: Shirley you jest
H Stones: and only open the second envelope if things get very bad indeed
Principalpoop: mack the knive
Dexter Fong: Mike the knave
Principalpoop: wave at the mick
H Stones: Kruschev assumes power when Stalin dies and at first all is well but ten years on the red army have not been paid and their are food riots in the streets.
Dexter Fong waves at Mick and keith
Principalpoop: brown sugar
Bob D Caterino: I talked with a cruise chef once
Dexter Fong: and more of it
H Stones: Mr K goes to the safe and opens the first envelope
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dave & Katie inside, makes a note of the time (10:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
languid: brown cigar?
H Stones: its signed by Joe stalin and it says, blame me for everything
Dexter Fong: Arf and Hi
Dave & Katie: hi all! wag wag!
Principalpoop: ahh dave and katie, hurry up stones, pick up the pace
H Stones: lol
languid: Hey Dave and Katie!
H Stones: i cant, this is russia remember
H Stones: nyway
Bob D Caterino: Hello D and K
Dexter Fong: Poop: Don't heckle the talent
languid: Good one, Stones
Principalpoop: that reminds of a whorehouse joke, but ok
Merlyn: hey dave
Principalpoop: but seriously folks, read the other letter please lol
H Stones: suddenly all is well again once everyone blames Stalin for all the problems but a few years down the line everything goes to hell again and in desperation Kruschev goes to the safe and takes out the secon envelope
H Stones: he opens the envelope and reads, "Time to prepare two more envelopes !"
Principalpoop rimshot
H Stones: you can tell its translated from the Russian
Dexter Fong: =))
languid: I get it
Dexter Fong: Nyet
Principalpoop: i know you are out there, I can see your lips move while you are reading. ahh tough crowd tough crowd
Merlyn: a man of letters
H Stones: Speciva
Dexter Fong: Dobre
H Stones: lol
Bob D Caterino: So, am I glad to meet you Dave and Katie?
languid: spassibo?
Principalpoop: that story was like one of tweens texas longhorn steers
H Stones: i come from Manchester where audiences sit on their hands so they dont inadvertently laugh
Principalpoop: a point here and a point there and a lot of bull inbetween
H Stones: or applaud
Dexter Fong: Speciva for your sense of humor..If laughing persists for more than 4 hours...
H Stones: lets face it Dex, its unlikely
Dexter Fong: Unlikkely is not impossible
Principalpoop: philadelphia is known for tough audiences too, they boo the kids at easter egg hunts that don't find anything
Dexter Fong: and they rob the ones that do
Dave & Katie: sorry folks, I'm doing a bunch of things here, only one screen reader and Katie isn't smart enough to read along the otherwindows, she's asleep
languid: so that's the city of brotherly love?
H Stones: and quite right too Poop, the kids should not be raised on false hopes
Principalpoop: not a problem dave, scratch her neck for me
Bob D Caterino: So who r u David
Dave & Katie: denver's audiences are really lackluster honestly, the shows I've seen at least, but those have been mellow ones primarily, the audience for Paul Simon was pretty good, but not great
Principalpoop: Dave? Daves not here man
Dexter Fong: Daves not Herman?
Principalpoop: paul simon fans are burnt out by now
H Stones: the jworst audiences of all are in Glasgow, Scotland, not many come back from there
Principalpoop: tough town stones?
H Stones: very
Bob D Caterino: I loved his plays but many said he was a one trick pony
H Stones: hmmm not sure that a trick with a pony is family entertainment Bob
Dexter Fong: Bob: But it was a *really* good trick
languid: when I went to see FST in NYC in 1981, a woman in front of me was hissing them
Principalpoop: he will always have the mystery of what he and julio were doing....
languid: why she paid for a ticket I can't imagine
Bob D Caterino: but his brother Neil what a guy, what a guy.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:52 PM and Honey Sanchez bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: hola honey
H Stones: Hi Honey
Dexter Fong: llan: She wasn't hissing, she was inhaling
Principalpoop: i think fong is right
languid: hello, HS
Dexter Fong: Bonita muhere
Bob D Caterino: Honey, hugs and welcome
languid: actually, no, dex
Merlyn: hi honey
Principalpoop: lovely grape you have there, any other fruits to show us? hehe
Honey Sanchez: hola troops sorry i'm late
Bob D Caterino: She was not doing either of those things, she was deflating her shoes
Dexter Fong: he said he he...he he
Bob D Caterino: your late? um a
Principalpoop: you say tomato and I say tomato, wait, there must be another way to do that
Bob D Caterino: Honey you are never late just making a grand entrence
Dexter Fong: You say tomato I say love apple
Honey Sanchez: it's not your fault bobd
Principalpoop: tamato and tomato
languid: I say Tormato
Principalpoop: YES
Bob D Caterino: You say Virginia I say Virgi########
Bob D Caterino: na
Dave & Katie: that's a hell of an entrance, I see the ring of presumtuous light around you honey
languid: I caught the Tormato tour
Principalpoop: nor folk virginia
languid: in fact their tour programme was titled "Tourmato"
Dave & Katie: someone had the first 4 fst albums on a torrent, I was happy cause all my fst is at home not at school with me
Principalpoop: me too
Principalpoop: cool dave
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
languid: what's a torrent, dave?
Principalpoop: oops, I dropped the ball, sorry, how tough were the audiences in glascow, scotland stones?
Principalpoop: they were so tough....
Honey Sanchez: how tough were they?
Principalpoop: i can't think of anything
H Stones: they were so tough that even the Romans gave up comedy
Principalpoop: stones has his joke book, I hope the appendix was not removed
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, make me a stiff one and make it snappy!
||||||||| Catherwood hands it snappy.
Principalpoop: ouch stones
Principalpoop: ouch honey hehe
Honey Sanchez: thanks, just like i like it
Bob D Caterino: have to go ready tp pass one, er um pass out
Principalpoop: yes, some like it hot
H Stones: the trouble with this place is that there are far too many comedians if you ask me,
Principalpoop: ciao bob
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Night Bob..grats on you wideband
Honey Sanchez: adios bobby
Principalpoop: one less than you think stones
Bob D Caterino: Not a comedian but a X comedian lol
H Stones: maybe two in facat PP
Dexter Fong: Stones since I already know your response I won't ask you
H Stones: fact
Principalpoop: hehehe
Bob D Caterino: See you in your dreams Honey
Dave & Katie: I just talk, if it's funny, then cool, but if not, then oh well
Dexter Fong: word to your momma
languid: I had an enormously expensive job done on my car yesterday and the week before
Principalpoop: far out and groovy
Dave & Katie: katie is snoring in her own guide puppy way
Honey Sanchez: if yer lucky , otherwise see me in your nightmare buenos noches
Principalpoop: if she starts chasing rabbits, do not wake her
Dexter Fong: and Good notches tambien
H Stones: have a good week Bob
languid: is she a german shephard, dave?
Principalpoop ( what was the problem languid?
Principalpoop: night bob, are you talking to me? you fuck my wife?
H Stones: he fuck everyones wife, Boss
Honey Sanchez waves goodbye at the station, while handing an A to poop
Dexter Fong: He said wife he he...he he
Principalpoop: I coulda been a contender stelllllllla
Principalpoop: you going too honey?
Principalpoop: the A train?
Dexter Fong: Sounds like poop was offered a role he should have refused
H Stones: some of us have to take what we can get Dexter
Honey Sanchez: nah, you are not so lucky as that, poop I'm stickin' right here like glue
Principalpoop: listen up fredo, let me set you straight pilgrim
languid: Hey, Stella, we come not to praise Caesar but to be a contender. Make him an offer he can't refuse
Dexter Fong: Stones: Yes, if you're talking about England
Principalpoop: i am rubber and you are glue and what you call me bounces and sticks to you
Principalpoop: ahh I got it right, cool lol
Principalpoop: i have always depended on the kindness of strangers, you fuck my wife?
H Stones: ok if you insist Poop
languid: My ambien is kicking in
Dexter Fong: Is that a question or an offer?
Dave & Katie: nice one pp
languid: inanimate objects are coming to life
Principalpoop: i hope your car is ok now languid
H Stones: dont encourage him Fong, it will all end in tears
Dave & Katie: ambien is some crazy shit, we've been shootin' reds and yellows all day
Dexter Fong: Down by the Rice Panty
Principalpoop: what is another good line from taxi driver?
languid: but they are the most peaceful creature you could ever hope to see
Dexter Fong: You talkin' to me, poop?
Honey Sanchez: listen mister, yer wife is here drinking ambien hiballs, and shes not comin home!
Principalpoop: i must be talking to me
Principalpoop: stellllla
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bob D Caterino - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
languid: but I don't mind saying that ambien is the most satisfying drug I've ever tried
Dexter Fong: roll those llllllllls
Principalpoop: ahhh globners
Principalpoop: in the japanese version, sterrrrrrrra
languid: you just can't use it during the day because you will eventually fallll.......................................
Dexter Fong: Speaking of GLOBNER"S LONG TIME no Kend^
Principalpoop: he updated his page in april
Principalpoop: somebody talked with him last week I think, maybe the week before
Honey Sanchez: globners, i thought they had found a cure for that back in da thoity's
Dexter Fong: But this this is May
languid: melatonin is probably healthier and I'll be doing that tomorrow
Principalpoop: May? Wait, oops it is, my mistake
H Stones: what are the symptoms of Globners he asked innocently
Dexter Fong: Honey, you revealed your woiking class background
H Stones: shes from Joisey
Principalpoop: name that film, when a man as rich as your daddy dies from cancer, you know they have not found a cure yet
Honey Sanchez: its affectation disease i suffer from it intermittently
Dexter Fong: Oh, running sores, high stool, and borgarythma
Dave & Katie: I talked to Ken last week, he's doing well
Merlyn: hey, see youse next week
Principalpoop: ahh thanks dave
Principalpoop: night M and thanks again, have a super week
languid: Globner's in simply a medical derroguetory term
languid: it means obesity
H Stones: dont like the sound of a borgarythma, is it like being absorbed into the collective ?
Dexter Fong: Thanks Dave, if you speak to him again, tell him to drop by here
Merlyn: they have derroguetypes of it?
Merlyn waves goodbye
||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:13 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Honey Sanchez: adios merlyn
H Stones: byee Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Stones, it's like being absorbed into a rhythm and blues band
Principalpoop: I thought globners moved too fast for ordinary photos
H Stones: so its terminal then is it Dex ?
Dexter Fong: Not so much as that Stones, eternal perhaps
Principalpoop: no takers, the film was North Dallas Forty
Dexter Fong: I was going to say that
languid: well, I'm starting to go. Probably see you all next week.
Dexter Fong: North Dallas Forty
Principalpoop: i knew you knew
Honey Sanchez calls sonny terry & brownie magee to haul stones off to the gig
Dave & Katie: never heard of that film
Principalpoop: good luck languid
Dexter Fong: Night llan
H Stones: yes i understand Dexter, the Poor are always with us
Dave & Katie: good choice of musicians there honey!
Principalpoop: it would be funny to hear also dave a classic
H Stones: have a good week llan
Dexter Fong calls Terry Thomas and Bobbie Magee to take him home later
Honey Sanchez: goodnight llan
Dave & Katie: there are so many movies people have recommended I see as well as books to read, I just don't have time! I'm a uni student afer all!
H Stones: last time i had a night out with Bobby McGee they wrote a song
Principalpoop: ok ok, i would not put it in the top 10
Honey Sanchez calls dexter gordon and someone names wong ho lee to pick her up later
Dexter Fong: T
Principalpoop: were you busted flat in baton rouge, waiting for a train?
H Stones: how did you guess Poop ?
Principalpoop: i had globners when I was young
H Stones: so you still have it then Poop ?
Principalpoop: not the full globners
Dexter Fong calls his attorney Gordon Gecko at the las firm of Grasp Holt and Squeeze to get a restraining order placed upon himself
Honey Sanchez: I saw him at the station, poop
H Stones: you mean just an occasional Glob ?
Principalpoop: yes, they are sharing space with my herpes
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu collect snakes?
H Stones: they are too cheap Dexter, i recommend Sue Grabbit and Runne
Principalpoop: which station?
Principalpoop: snakes? nooo, you get them at 7-11, cherry and cola and sometimes lime
Honey Sanchez: the one close to what street, poop
Dexter Fong IS NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 20 TEXT LINES OF HIMSELF
Dave & Katie: nothing like talking about diseases, so glad I never had to see the std photos they showed in high school health classes, vaginas with herpies and penises with warts and the like, fun stuff just before you're gonna go to lunch, right?
Principalpoop: check that refresh
Dexter Fong: WHo you calling refreshing
H Stones: depends what you mean by Lunch, Dave
Honey Sanchez: i never had the pleasure, either, dave
Principalpoop: the smell test always worked fine for me, never had to get the shots or creams
Dexter Fong: Depends on what your wearing
Dexter Fong: I love your shoes
H Stones: i adopted the same test for school meals PP
Principalpoop: i cannot think of the street honey
Dexter Fong: Green Beret Street
Principalpoop: the dave clark 5, the monkeys, somebody like that
Principalpoop: ahh yes stones, and the navy too
Dexter Fong: Ghost Chimp. M.D.
H Stones: tries to think of two worse bands
Principalpoop: they were going to meet at the station
Honey Sanchez: he was my doctor in L.A. for years, dex
Dexter Fong: Bet he couldn't keep his paws offen you
Principalpoop: who was carson's doctor, quack something
Dexter Fong: Armstrong
Principalpoop: LOOL
Principalpoop: noooo
Dexter Fong: AllAmerican Sawbones
Principalpoop: ahhh clarksville
Principalpoop: i had to google
Principalpoop: so subtract points
Dexter Fong: That was the train that Honey saw B Magee at
Honey Sanchez: we met at the last train, headin that way
Principalpoop: I think so
Dexter Fong: Two Trains Running
Honey Sanchez: long trains running, too
Principalpoop: did the herman's hermits do something with a train?
Dexter Fong: If train A proceed from Sacremento and 40 miles perhour haed north east in a southerly drift.
Dexter Fong: Poop: They Spotted it
H Stones: yes the police were waiting when he got off PP
Principalpoop: the conductor is from Wichita
Principalpoop: they arrested Henerie?
Dexter Fong: and that train is the Sasquatch Cannonball
H Stones: well it was for the best
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| languid - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: how can you stop the sun from shining? what makes the world go round?
Dave & Katie: was Mrs. Brown there?
Dexter Fong: It was the best of reasons, the worst of reasons..can't seem to figger it out
Principalpoop: ok, lets do the locomotion
Dave & Katie: because the world is round, it makes me hiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Dexter Fong: I get to dance with Li'l Eva
Principalpoop: no, but her daughter was, yeehaw
Honey Sanchez: i got the notion, if you fot the motion....
Dexter Fong: Don't rock the Boat
H Stones: dont rock the boat Honey
Principalpoop: like his backbone was my own
Dexter Fong: Simese twins perhaps
Dave & Katie: I fucking hate the locomotion song! ugh! there are some songs that should have just stayed behind which haven't, and others which are great but haven't made it through the times really
H Stones: joined at the wit
Principalpoop: grand fuck railroad, watch your step buddy
H Stones: how about the Birdy Song ?
Dexter Fong: wit out regard for sanitary conditions
Dexter Fong: Hitchcock Railroad....I said cock he he
Principalpoop: they are unimpeachable
H Stones: i told you not to get your wit out in public Fong
Principalpoop: what birdy song?
Principalpoop: oops, that sound harsh, sorry dave
Principalpoop: I did not mean to say fuck
Dexter Fong: Stones, you must start young if youd care to stick it out
Principalpoop: grand funk railroad, sorry again
Honey Sanchez: makr don and mel
Dexter Fong: In that case, Hitchpenis Railroad
H Stones: they made all the fun things illegal now Dexter
Honey Sanchez: my typist quit on me today it seems
Principalpoop: there was a young actor who could sing and dance and act and tell jokes, but his name was richard van lesbian
Principalpoop: he changed his name to dick van dyke
Dexter Fong: Honey: Prolly didn't like the pending immigration bill
Principalpoop: have a beak salad instead of a bill salad
Dexter Fong: There was Johnny Appleseed, and Immigration Bill, and Civil Wrights...
Dexter Fong: and Orville Arson
Principalpoop: the guy famous for burning popcorn?
Honey Sanchez: make mine poke salad, poop and i'll join you meet you at high noon at which station greasy spoon
Dexter Fong: Poop: Right worked for the inquisition..first they fill your garments full of popcorn, then they burn the popcorn
Honey Sanchez: i thought he was famous for his bow tie
Principalpoop: poke salad? is that you sally?
Dexter Fong: Honey: Bow Ties, papardelle, raviolis all kinds of past ah
Honey Sanchez: call me ishmael
Principalpoop: nobody expects the inquisition
Dexter Fong: Catherwood give honey ishmael
||||||||| Catherwood gets honey ishmael.
Principalpoop: i can't say that. Ickmeal? Eshtmile?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Boney', just granted probation at 11:39 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Poop: Oh they expected it all righ, they just didn't know when it was coming
Principalpoop: my tongue refuses
H Stones: hi Boney
Principalpoop: there is boney
Dexter Fong: Hey Boney
Honey Sanchez: hey boney
Boney: Am I late?
Dexter Fong: Depends on what you got in mind Pilgrim
Honey Sanchez: a bit later than i was not to worry, boney
Principalpoop: so what else in the news is going on? ahh a former high justice department aide said AG gonzales is a lying sack of inconsistancies
Principalpoop: quiet all night, don't know what is going on
Dexter Fong: what haps upon such a lying sack
Boney: bad memory
Dexter Fong: Perhaps it is a bread ro er bedroll
Principalpoop: right, who cares
Boney: in IT circles his memory would be described as flakey
Boney: flaked out
Honey Sanchez: there has been two earthquakes in two days in socorro new mexico
Principalpoop: not a problem, for somebody who is the highest law enforcement official in the country, calm down
Dexter Fong: evenly spaced the way we like it
Dexter Fong: If only the inquisition were as dependable
Principalpoop: not good honey
Dexter Fong: What was the sphincter rating on them honey
Honey Sanchez: first one 3.1 second one 2 point something
Principalpoop: a lot of gays and pagens live there? maybe jerry falwell is trying out the powers he sold his soul for
Dave & Katie: the inquisition was dependable, they knew who they didn't want right?
Dexter Fong: Dave: It was nore like, get em all and let god sort em out
Honey Sanchez: a cup fell at mel's diner and an old indian stumbled
Principalpoop: yes dave, you knew where you stood, or were hung or were stretched
Boney: isn't Billy Jack from New Mexico?
Dave & Katie: I'll rejoyce when fred phelps kicks off, I think someone should just muder toe sob, but his family's no better, there's always someone in the geneation who will do what the majority doesn't want and be a dick about it
Dexter Fong: Honey: That old Indian has been stumbling ever since we invented firewater
Principalpoop: how is mel? and alice and everybody? about time for a reunion movie, right?
Dave & Katie: the, sorry, damn pain killers hav me really fucked up
Honey Sanchez: well the earthquake didnt stop him one iota!
Principalpoop: what did you do to yourself dave?
Boney: You're thinking of Kung Fu, Dexter
Dexter Fong: Boney, you're Right!! and i didn't even know it
Dexter Fong: Okay Know I'm thinking of a colonial pwer
Dexter Fong: Hint: Think Europe
Dave & Katie: just back pain, happens every now and then
Dexter Fong: Dave: Muscular or spinal related?
Principalpoop: ahhh ok, for my lower back pain, I learned to sleep on my side with one knee up, that has worked for me...
Dexter Fong: Poop: One knee up what?
Principalpoop: i am still looking fong
Principalpoop: no fair, putting me on the spot
Dexter Fong: You look damn fong to me
Boney: Tao's in New Mexico
Principalpoop: tao is another name for chi
Boney: I stole that joke from Kung Fu
Principalpoop: good job grasshopper, hard to get anything from him
Dexter Fong: Well, for you lower back muscular pain sufferers (I'm one) a magnetic -they make them special shaped to fit nicely around the lower back- actually works
Principalpoop: i might try the IR light heater
Dexter Fong: A magnet
Principalpoop: sorta microwaves the muscles inside, instead of making the heat soak in
Dexter Fong: Poop: Do you have enough dilithium crystals?
Principalpoop: i agree, that could work also
Boney: my car seat and chair at this desk have lumbar support
Principalpoop: it was on at 4 in the morning, some commercialshow
Dave & Katie: oh yeah? well i have a 42 degree curve in my spine, they wanted to put rods in but I said no not as long as it's not life threatening
Dexter Fong: Poop: Available in three easy payments?
Principalpoop: yes fong, how did you know?
Boney: my bone is broken... I don't want to talk about it
Dexter Fong: Dave: Sorry..you got another whole different problem
Principalpoop: i had a girlfriend with scoliosis, or maybe it was her sis
Dave & Katie: oh tell me about it dex,
Dexter Fong: Poop: Was she the one all bent over in the drawers?
Principalpoop: no, she fit fine in her drawers
Dexter Fong: all square and kinda woody?
Dexter Fong: with brass pulls
Principalpoop: talk to other folks with similar dave, they can say honestly if the procedure is a good idea or not, pain is no fun
Dexter Fong: cept to Bambi
Principalpoop: i liked her stainless steel slides
Dexter Fong: Steely Dan Giganto and El MAXIMO?
Principalpoop: my neighbor has 2 artificial knees and 1 metal hip, he gets around better than I do
Dexter Fong: But he can't fly cause of the mental detectors
Principalpoop: steel n glass
Dexter Fong: He walks thru they call for a swat team
Principalpoop: he has never been more than 40 miles from roanoke, go figure
Dexter Fong: Or some really big fly paper
Dave & Katie: oh I've talked to people, they're in constant pain and it's not fun, they all told me to avoid it if I could
Principalpoop: i am incredulous
Principalpoop: ok dave, you have your answer then, good luck
Boney: Brood XIII... 17 years underground
Principalpoop: my brother broke his back, in the 1960s, they have new things since then, keep your eyes open
Honey Sanchez: i love the sound of lucusts in the morning, boney
Dexter Fong: 17 years..that a really long time to brood, I'd call that a near terminal sulk
Boney: Honey, I thought it was the name of a band
Dexter Fong: I can't focus in the morning till I've had a cup of Locust Brand coffee
Principalpoop: are those the ones who leave their monstrous shells all over the trees?
Principalpoop: it has that secret ingredient,
Dexter Fong: Yes poop
Honey Sanchez: they secretly exchanged my locust crystals for folgers......i could tell, dex
Boney: They "produce a din that can overpower ringing telephones, lawn mowers and power tools"
Principalpoop: yes they do
Boney: Like I said, I thought they were a local band
Dexter Fong: and they do it within quote marks too
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Wake up Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood wakes up.
H Stones: well its 5 AM here so i think i better call it a day for now
Honey Sanchez: oh even catherwood has his jammies on.....
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Honey Sanchez and inquires "Did you want me?"
Principalpoop: night night stones, sorry about the ship
Honey Sanchez: not tonight i have a headache
Dexter Fong: Goodnight Stones have a good week
H Stones: thanks for the fun friends, have a great week
Principalpoop: give honey one of your pain pills dave, and then hehe
Honey Sanchez: i best head to the barn, myself i need to hit the hay
Principalpoop: you too stones, have a super week :)
Dexter Fong: I must depart also, stuff to do before bed
Principalpoop: ahh the bus is pulling out
Principalpoop: night all and good luck to all, have courage all
Dexter Fong: Go to sleep Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood goes to sleep.
H Stones: its the only time i get pulled PP
Honey Sanchez: goodnight youse guys have a good week see yas next thoisday adios
Principalpoop: ciaooo
H Stones: good night all
Principalpoop: that is not what she said stones, but ok, if you say so
Principalpoop kiss
||||||||| At 12:03 AM, Principalpoop scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| H Stones leaves to catch the 12:04 AM train to London.
Dave & Katie: well, time for Dave to go to sleep too, later all
Boney: catherwood wake up
||||||||| Catherwood wakes up.
||||||||| At 12:07 AM, Dave & Katie vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Boney: Adios.
||||||||| Boney leaves to catch the 12:08 AM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bob D Caterino
Boney
cease
Dave & Katie
Dexter Fong
Firebroiled
H Stones
Honey Sanchez
languid
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
SurelyYouTween
Tweeny

URL References:
http://adwright.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/greenwichfoottunnel.jpg
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article2581223.ece
http://www.guardian.co.uk/gallery/2007/may/21/1?picture=329885920

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"