Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
05/10/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 10, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Firebroiled into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:41 AM, then departs.
Firebroiled: Ah, my bony boy! In the Estonian Mountains, we used to go to sleep leaning up against a wind-fall. I was but a mere pratt then. I’ll never forget the time a snake slithered into my wife! I wasn’t but knee-high to a married grasshopper then. Never saw the woman again. . . .
Firebroiled: Until yesterday, when . . . . .
||||||||| At 8:42 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Mudhead in through the front door at 8:43 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Mudhead: im gonna go sit in the waiting room
Mudhead: if noone comes in soon I'll go wait in the sitting room
Mudhead: It all started a warm February da. It was unlike the day before, but Harold didnt mind.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Mudhead: Thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
Mudhead: Bet ya thats not the only job you do
Mudhead: But I guess yu supposed to suck at that one too
Mudhead: So Catherwood, where is everybody?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Mudhead and queries "Did you want something?"
Mudhead: Yes
Mudhead: Make some fellow Dear Friends appear Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings some fellow dear friends appear.
Mudhead: Get me some funk Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets Mudhead some funk.
Mudhead: Caterwood brig on the funk
Mudhead: Get down Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings down.
Mudhead: bah
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and Principalpoop bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Mudhead: Wo0t
Principalpoop: holo?
Mudhead: grams
Principalpoop: wot?
Mudhead: no, Wo0t
Principalpoop: wot you say cracker?
Mudhead: Im a respectable cracker mind you
Principalpoop: Wo0t...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies JuanTweenTooMany in through the front door at 9:06 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
JuanTweenTooMany: only the finest simulated rococo beans go into every cup of Juan Tween's Peruvian Solid Coffee
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:06 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Principalpoop: ahh tween bueno
Mudhead: neer enuff Tween
Principalpoop: stimulated?
JuanTweenTooMany: Evenin' dere Mud, Princ
Merlyn: heloo
JuanTweenTooMany: Hey Merlyn
Mudhead: im in the midst of erbal treatments
Principalpoop: hello m, this has not happened to me since Q
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: ahh, look what the mouse led in, a cat
cease: ah, herbs
JuanTweenTooMany: Hii cease
JuanTweenTooMany: brb
cease: just volcanizing some herbs
cease: i see as soon as i left chat last week, austin showed up
Principalpoop: brb is picture of mickey rooney stuck between two pregnant tall women
Principalpoop: ahh herbs
Mudhead: I figure if Perdue Pharma can lie about the addictive properties of OxyContin, then herbal treatment aint much worse
Merlyn: same here cat
cease: i see from chat he's talking about a new dear friends set?
Principalpoop: the nick danger box sex is on line to sold before christmas, if I heard right
Principalpoop: set
cease: the danger set isnt even out yet and i thought the magic mushroom set was next
Principalpoop: i would have to read it, I was here
Principalpoop: or there, so there
cease: i wonder how they'll attract a market for these box sets
cease: if they were touring, they could do it, but without a tour, how will they be marketed?
Principalpoop: LOC honorees release new box set of ...
Principalpoop: any news of ahhh, clem and bambi?
cease: isnt that a detergent?
Principalpoop: put up some kind of note M, the chat looks, well, neked
Mudhead: Whigtens AND Brightens
Principalpoop: rinses and spritzes
||||||||| New notice: 'This space intentionally left blank'
Mudhead: lol
Principalpoop: ahh thanks
Mudhead: i got one of those on my forehead
Principalpoop: like a fig leave, just enough in the proper place
||||||||| New notice: 'This space intentionally left bank'
Principalpoop: leaf
Principalpoop: i visited the left bank
Principalpoop: after the savings and loan debacle
cease: did you go to Shakespeare & Co?
Mudhead: thats why I keep my money in Ma Raineys
Principalpoop: i forget then, something like, cheetum, robim and gahn
Mudhead: Dewey, Cheatum & Howe?
||||||||| "9:17 PM? 9:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "H Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as H Stones enters and sits at the bar.
Principalpoop: that is them
Principalpoop: you know them lol
JuanTweenTooMany: Hail and well met, Stones
Principalpoop: uh oh, here he is, don't say anything about it
cease: hey stones. ready to replace blair?
Principalpoop: hi stones
Mudhead: They have offices above the Road Kill Cafe
Principalpoop: ahh cat is fast lol
H Stones: Hail and well Netted to one and all
Mudhead: Fresh from your grill to ours
JuanTweenTooMany: Armadillo road kill?
Principalpoop: well knitted? trying to pull the wool over my eyes?
H Stones: Thank heavens for little grills
JuanTweenTooMany: They caught you again, Stones?
H Stones: i never really got away Tween
Principalpoop: ahhh
Principalpoop: ohhhh
Principalpoop: ahhhhh
JuanTweenTooMany: You think France is about to have a right-wing binge, Stones?
Mudhead: over by near the left bank is the Shit Creek Paddle Store, those boys are true enrtrepeneurs
cease: maybe sarko will rename the left bank
H Stones: it will be a flirtation, a series of strikes and a small riot but otherwise business as usual in La Belle France
H Stones: clearly a few changes are needed in France but i fear they will regret their new diminuitive leader as much as we Thatcher and you Reagan
cease: i just saw a play that took place in paris and had a moroccan graffiti artist as major character.
Principalpoop: bravo mon ami
cease: i woulnt care to be a moroccan in france now
H Stones: good point cease
JuanTweenTooMany: It take it Mr. clem is still feelin' poorly. At lease he doesn't have Lyme, thrank Grid...
JuanTweenTooMany: Indeed, cease
Principalpoop: read his biography, both parents are immigrants, I could be as french as him
Mudhead: Lyme is here
Principalpoop: ahhh super tween
Merlyn: harry lyme?
H Stones: (for those with powers of oratory, i am also available in Skype)
Mudhead: East Lyme, Olde Lyme
||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 9:22 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: how's everybody?
H Stones: Hi llan
Principalpoop: lyme llan
cease: ive got F for Fake waiting for me on the dvd, speaking of mr. lyme
Mudhead: I'll check
cease: llan
JuanTweenTooMany: A really bad bacterial infection, and then the medication threw him for a loop.
Principalpoop: Wo0t?
cease: oh no
Mudhead: thats ah,clem?
Principalpoop: poor ahh, clem
JuanTweenTooMany: Yep
Mudhead: oh no
Mudhead: send my best
llanwydd: f for fake is interesting but nothing profound
Principalpoop: yeppers, please
JuanTweenTooMany: Sent his blood pressure through the roof. Enden up in the emergency room in the middle of the night.
cease: there is so much of orson i havent seen, so i'm diving in. like sturges
Principalpoop: ahhh :( clem
cease: now i have access to such things
cease: that's hideous
Principalpoop: i watched outfoxed last night, I know it is old, but I had not seen it
llanwydd: welles was eclectic. I particularly like his Othello
cease: the greenwald flick?
cease: i havent seen any of his around here yet
cease: i'm wokring my way through the ossman sons
Principalpoop: ahh your queen came to visit stones, nice dame
JuanTweenTooMany: Should we buy a magazine subscription?
JuanTweenTooMany: Gotta love the hats
H Stones: hope she waved to you Poop
llanwydd: now I get it. orson and preston. never noticed it before
cease: if ossman and austin revere them, i better pay them some attention
Principalpoop: no, I am scared of folks with divine rights, I would not take a peek at the pope either...
JuanTweenTooMany: Haven't heard of their work, cease
JuanTweenTooMany: Would you take a poke at the peep?
cease: havent heard or preston sturges and orson welles?
cease: what are you doing here?
Principalpoop: that was a mis-understanding, and she never pressed charges
JuanTweenTooMany: the Ossman sons, of course lol
cease: id only seen Sullivan's Travels of all of sturges work until last week
JuanTweenTooMany: You just "bumped into" her?
cease: still the best now i've seen 4 or 5
Principalpoop: repeatedly
Principalpoop: my lawyer, art holeflapper jr, explained it was hip twitch, caused by medication
JuanTweenTooMany: I've got a note to get that one when I get a new DVD drive, cease
JuanTweenTooMany: And you _always_ take your medication ;-)
Principalpoop: what makes sturges, ah, commendable? recommendable?
Principalpoop: yessir
cease: i realy enjoyed all the commentary on the flicks. terry jones was particualry good on Unfaithfully Yours
llanwydd: I've just opened my first fig wine of the year. yes I'm doing that stuff again
llanwydd: I made some banana wine as well
cease: there are moments in struges flicks when you think you're listening to a firesign album
Principalpoop: how is this years vintage?
JuanTweenTooMany: Sounds scrumptous, LL
cease: the dialogue is so fast and if you can follow it, so funny it's very firesonian, though they arose from him
llanwydd: I'll let you know when I taste it. just a moment
cease: subtle jokes, etc
Principalpoop: ahh ok, his style
cease: still with a big foot in vaudeville slapstick
Principalpoop: i have no style, that is my style
||||||||| Bubba's Brain tiptoes in around 9:34 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
cease: and he was enormously popular, unlike the 4 or 5
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
llanwydd: It's mellower than last years, but if I remember right I couldn't taste the alcohol then and I hardly taste it now
H Stones: Hi Bubba
Principalpoop: give bubba some llan
JuanTweenTooMany: Hey Bubba
llanwydd: hey bb
Principalpoop: ahh we all mellow with the years
H Stones: maybe Bubba wont like any more llan Poop
cease: bub
JuanTweenTooMany: catherwood, give bubba some llan
||||||||| Catherwood gives bubba some llan.
Bubba's Brain: Hopefully it will go better this week. Somehow my connection was timing me out on refreshes.
llanwydd: catherwood pass some of this fig wine over to bub
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to llanwydd and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Bubba's Brain: Mmmmm thats good llan.
Principalpoop: had enough?
Principalpoop: i got what bubba spilled, I was ready, ahhh it is good
llanwydd: I'm probably picking dandelions tomorrow for my next gallon of wine
H Stones: Did anyone over there catch Tony Blairs resignation spooch ?
Principalpoop: i could have used you last week
Bubba's Brain: Just got back from WI
Principalpoop: he has a spooch?
H Stones: he did today
llanwydd: Very interesting that Blair is quitting. Did he feel like a flunky for bush? LOL
cease: he thought he did the right thing, eh?
Principalpoop: noo, it was cspan, but I did not watch
JuanTweenTooMany: No, just read about it, Stones.
cease: is it as good as cartman thinks it is, bub?
H Stones: if you liaten to the end of the spooch you will begin to think he is Bush
JuanTweenTooMany: Now if we could just get Mr. Bush to join him...
Mudhead: .
Principalpoop: a lot of cheese?
Principalpoop: and wolfo
H Stones: and some
Principalpoop: and gonzolo
Bubba's Brain: Yes, and squeaky too.
Bubba's Brain: Fresh curds, anyone?
H Stones: according to him, the UK is the best country in the entire Universe
H Stones: many would differ
llanwydd: cheese, princ?
Bubba's Brain: Squeaky Frommage?
cease: worth getting frozen and waking up 500 years in the future for?
llanwydd: ok, it's over my head
Principalpoop: whey over my head
cease: at least he doesnt force others to ascribe to that, like his master bush
||||||||| "9:38 PM? 9:38 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Honey Sanchez should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Honey Sanchez enters and sits on the couch.
H Stones: better seen and not curd Poop
cease: hi honey
Principalpoop: ahh there you are
H Stones: Hi Honey
Mudhead: Im gonna sit on the couch next to Honey
llanwydd: Squeaky Frommage! LOL
Honey Sanchez makes herself comfy hola, all
llanwydd: hey honey!
Honey Sanchez: hello stones
Principalpoop: let us keep this cheese log on the up and up, hehe
Mudhead: Hai Hunny
Honey Sanchez: hi mudhead *smile *
Honey Sanchez: hello llanwydd
Honey Sanchez: hey senor poop
Merlyn: good one BB
llanwydd: enormous thunderstorm above my roof at the moment
Principalpoop: bonsoir belle mademoiselle
Honey Sanchez: hi merlyn
JuanTweenTooMany: Evenin, Honey
llanwydd: I love those
Bubba's Brain: I'd never had squeaky cheese curds before. New experience for me.
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, would you please bring me a gimlet?
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez a gimlet.
Principalpoop: no anymore, i used to, one fried a modem, smoke came out ot like a bad movie
Principalpoop: fried curds? yum
H Stones: so your on AOL too are you Poop ?
llanwydd: too bad I can't pour you some of my fig wine, HS
Principalpoop: that was years ago, before AOL
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmmm figgy wine sounds divine
Bubba's Brain: No fried curds, alas.
H Stones: and God said, Let there be AOL and there was darkness on all the world
Principalpoop: he has banana too
llanwydd: I made it myself and just opened it
Honey Sanchez: hello bubba
cease: my mug of sangria is running out of ice cubes. must replace
Principalpoop: wine that is, gourmet, exquisite
llanwydd: and soon dandelions as well
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmm
Bubba's Brain: Hey HS.
Principalpoop: alas, sorrow, thine name is no fried curds
Mudhead: how long does yur dandelion wine need to ferment?
llanwydd: cat and his sangria. stones and his tea. me and my homemade wine. what's everybody else drinking?
Principalpoop: java
Principalpoop: black
llanwydd: I haven't done dandelion, yet muddy. I want to start one tomorrow
H Stones: the milk of human kindness i hope llan
Bubba's Brain: are they good? Fried curds, that is.
Mudhead: Amaretto onna rocks
Honey Sanchez: i think they are a lot like fried mush, bubba
Principalpoop: no no no, a different bodily fluid stones, the trickle down theory
H Stones: not as good as the fried crap they sell in Japan Bubba
Mudhead: must be Thursday night
llanwydd: sounds cool mudhead
Principalpoop: kinda like cheese doodles but not
Honey Sanchez: japan has the best fried crap and noodles mmmmmm
Bubba's Brain: We were in Middleton, outside of Madison. Nice place. I discoverd our hotel was about 3 blocks from Full Compass. Now I know where all those pro-audio catalogs came from.
llanwydd: the only japanese fried crap I've had is tempura and I hesitate to call it crap
Principalpoop: amaretto, I went to school with that family, all had dark black hair
llanwydd: those japanese eat right for some reason
Bubba's Brain loves tempura'd shrimp heads.
H Stones: it comes highly recommended by Honey and I llan
cease: although thats changing. more macdonalds, less vegies, etc
Honey Sanchez loves tempura veggies
llanwydd: are you serious, bub? do you eat shrimp heads?
Principalpoop: raw fish, phooey
cease: my parents were trying to give me some rotting banans this afternoon. i told them i only eat banana tempura
Mudhead: thats bait
llanwydd: that's something I wouldn't try
Principalpoop: i am with you mudhead
H Stones: here Poop throw this Fugu at someone
JuanTweenTooMany: It's amazing how completely different cultures take to McD's like it was haute cuisine
llanwydd: then again that's what I said about sushi
Honey Sanchez: california rolls is as far as i go in the sushi department
Mudhead: cant hey throw a match under that stuff?
Bubba's Brain: Only at sushi restaurants.
Principalpoop: fugu? noooo fugme oops wait
H Stones: our food culture was already bad enough so we dont need McD
Principalpoop: i love your bangers stones
H Stones: Foot and Mouth Burger anyone ?
cease: of all the good food in japan, i'm astonished that sushi became the breakout japanese food
llanwydd: ever tried sake? It's delicious
Honey Sanchez passes on the bovine spongiform, thanks
cease: some are, some arnt, llan
H Stones: it didnt break out cease, someone left the door open
Honey Sanchez: i do like plum wine
JuanTweenTooMany: Love Marton's bit about getting trown out of a McDonald's. "...accidentally started a grease fire. Threw a match in the cook's hair..."
llanwydd: It was the adventurous show-offs who put sushi on the map over here, cat
Principalpoop: who makes the duck crisp? in a little pancake with soy sauce and some chives? yum
JuanTweenTooMany: Love properly warmed sake
JuanTweenTooMany: Steve Martin, that is...
Principalpoop: the moonies supply most the sushi fish in america
llanwydd: warm sake. very japanese
JuanTweenTooMany: Really, P?
Principalpoop: that is true
llanwydd: I've never tried the plum wine
JuanTweenTooMany: I'll remember not to eat it then ;-)
H Stones: but who supplies the Moonies Poop
Principalpoop: yah, i felt better not liking it
Mudhead: chip storesplum wine is addictive
cease: when we moved to north van in 1990, it had one japanese restaurnt. now it has 50, mostly sushi
Honey Sanchez: i knew sushi wasn't for me, besides the fact it is raw fish
cease: yet there are no more japanese people. mostly iranians in this area
JuanTweenTooMany: -- "In early July I spoke in five cities around Korea at rallies held by the Women's Federation for World Peace. There, I declared that my wife, WFWP President Hak Ja Han Moon, and I are the True Parents of all humanity. I declared that we are the Savior, the Lord of the Second Advent, the Messiah."
Honey Sanchez: somehow the idea of iranian sushi is disquieting, cease
Principalpoop: sure, and george washington gave his approval
H Stones: i think i will stick with EST Tween
Mudhead: Hell, Im the Emperor of North America
H Stones: someone has to be
JuanTweenTooMany: lol Stones
llanwydd: I eat raw red salmon quite often. I buy the filets and put them on a bagel with cream cheese, salt and pepper
Honey Sanchez: yes and the queen was there too, poop dont forget
Principalpoop: and how about those mormons? ahh nevermind, like shooting fish in a barrel
JuanTweenTooMany: Would that be lochs, LL?
JuanTweenTooMany: And now we have a Mormon pres candidate
H Stones: i have never actually tasted a mormon
Principalpoop: do they still have EST?
Honey Sanchez: they are salty, stones
llanwydd: no, tween. lox is salted and cured. I eat it raw
JuanTweenTooMany: Too salty
Principalpoop: loool
Bubba's Brain: they,re salty
H Stones: Yippee I Ay they do
llanwydd: I like it smoked too, but it's too expensive
cease: good with cream cheese and capers
Bubba's Brain: Smoked Mormon?
H Stones: i have never capered with them either cease
Principalpoop: never acquired the taste for lox or caviar
Honey Sanchez: everything i like smoked is too expensive these days
llanwydd: mormon jigsaw?
Principalpoop: smoke it yourself
H Stones: i want Blair smoked but not eaten
llanwydd: smoking is expensive these days
JuanTweenTooMany: german mix-up?
Principalpoop: i had some pimento cheese the other day, I forgot how much I like it
Principalpoop: it is expensive to
llanwydd: ten dollars a carton or fifty dollars an eighth. take your pick
Principalpoop: o
cease: keep rolling stones, you're just a joint away
H Stones: if you char a prime minister he g ets real stiff
Honey Sanchez: charred blair cajun style
JuanTweenTooMany: Who'll replace him, Stones?
Principalpoop: ahh cajun
H Stones: another Dork i suppose
cease: for dinner i had some lima beans in a really good gouda suace and pimentos
cease: delicious.
Principalpoop: get a big again, no more of these skinny guys, they are mean
JuanTweenTooMany: Sounds good, cease
Principalpoop: yum cat, that sounds out of this world
llanwydd: was that the main course, cat or are you carnivorous as well?
cease: Fumiyo can really make a cheese sauce.
Principalpoop: melt velveta, what is so hard?
Honey Sanchez sits and listens intently to the culinary banter, sipping her gimlet
cease: that was dinner. i hade some tuna wrapped in lettuce earlier this aft so wasnt that hungry
H Stones: i thought he still played for Tokyo, Cease
llanwydd: when I make cheese sauce I usually start with campbell's cheese soup
Principalpoop: stir the banter briskly
cease: better batter than banter
Principalpoop: butter
H Stones: Badinage anyone ?
Principalpoop: repeatedly
cease: everybody plays for Tokyo
H Stones: lol
Bubba's Brain: brb
JuanTweenTooMany: You noticed the gaping would, Stones?
Principalpoop: we made bubba hungry
llanwydd: I eat little these days. my odd diet. when I need to loose a few pounds I don't eat until late in the day and that cuts down on calories
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmmmm repartee, stones yummy i would love some, thanks
H Stones: possibly Tween
Principalpoop: 15, love
JuanTweenTooMany: For Sony, you mean, cease?
llanwydd: I don't mean I eat little at dinner time. but I still lose weight
Principalpoop: enjoy while you can llan, your metabolism changes
Principalpoop: oops i thought he said bondiage
H Stones: yoiu should be so lucky Poop
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: he said bodinage. heh heh heh
Principalpoop: hehe hehe
Honey Sanchez: hehe hehe
Principalpoop: i like that hehe hehe hehe
JuanTweenTooMany: Your metabolism changes if you're into bondage?
H Stones: repartee anyone, i just made some ?
Principalpoop: exactly tween
H Stones: dont get too excited PP
JuanTweenTooMany: We could use some Stones lol
Principalpoop: i am full of ripe references no thanks
Honey Sanchez: i shall dip a few of these blue corn tortilla chips into it, if you dont mind, stones :)
H Stones: by all means Honey
||||||||| 10:03 PM: doctec jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
H Stones: Hi Doc
Principalpoop: genetically altered blue corn, I have seen the blue french fries
Honey Sanchez: hello doc
JuanTweenTooMany: Hey Doc...
cease: its the doc
doctec: hi gang
Honey Sanchez: welcome to the culinary chat n chew
Principalpoop: ahh doc, give me something for my cough
cease: beats blue moss
cease: or kate
Merlyn: hey doc
llanwydd: good evening doctec
doctec: catherwood, give principal poop a lozenge
||||||||| Catherwood gets principal poop a lozenge.
H Stones: blue moss is ok but you gotta drink it slow
Principalpoop: i was hoping for a balm, but ok, thanks
JuanTweenTooMany: Love the quotations you sent, Doc
cease: balm balm balm, balm iran
doctec: time balm?
JuanTweenTooMany: McCain is a moron. I used to actually have some respect for him. Silly me...
Principalpoop: no, balm as in ahh balmy?
llanwydd: I just got redirected to amrad somehow
cease: i heard david crosby say that about him on air america
llanwydd: is there balm in gilead, tell me truly I implore
doctec: those quotes came from "essays & effluvia" ... http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2007/05/famous_opinions.html
Principalpoop: don't implore in virginia, llan, I think it is still illegal
llanwydd: LOL
JuanTweenTooMany: There are some real winners in there ;-)
doctec: i respect mccain for his vet service and surviving pow camp - but as a politician, he's a relentless opportunist
llanwydd: I'm quoting poe
llanwydd: I memorized "The Raven" in preparation for a halloween poetry reading several years ago
H Stones: Honey, please pass me the break fluid
Principalpoop: mesmerized?
Principalpoop: beak fluid, raven beak fluid
Honey Sanchez: the 30 weight is a nice color
Honey Sanchez: passes it to stones
H Stones: thanks
Bubba's Brain: hmmmmm paisley
Principalpoop: ahh, heavy on the 30 weight mom
llanwydd: 30 weight should be the color of guinness before it is removed from the crankcase. If darker, please submit to Otter Creek Brewery
H Stones: (listens to selection of Firesign Podcasts )
cease: where are these firesign podcasts, stones?
Principalpoop: i turn on my jukebox, ringo starr?
H Stones: were on the FT website but now also on my drive
Bubba's Brain: ll, I drank at a microbrewery in MO that offered "Oil Change Stout"
llanwydd: sorry, just lost my mind for a minute
JuanTweenTooMany: iTunes of course, my dear cease
cease: that sounds like something to avoid, bub
llanwydd: funny bb. is that for real?
llanwydd: I keep asking you that
Principalpoop: pabst blue ribbon lite beer has less sand than regular pabst
||||||||| Bambi tiptoes in around 10:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
JuanTweenTooMany: "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,"
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Bambi: howdy
Bubba's Brain: Columbia MO, I forget the name of the place
Honey Sanchez: hello bambi
llanwydd: hey bambi!
JuanTweenTooMany: Evenin' Ms. Bambi... how's clem?
H Stones: Firesign's podcasting directory is:
Bubba's Brain: hey bam
||||||||| Outside, the 10:11 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Mudhead: Hi Bambi
Mudhead: Hi ah,clem
Principalpoop: and ahh, clem, super :)
llanwydd: hi ah, clem!
Bambi: sorry for the lack of FST tonight. we had to stay in williamsburg
ah,clem: hi
JuanTweenTooMany: (Referring to why Decca rejected the Beatles)
Bambi: hey clem!
cease: ah clem and bambi! welcome
Honey Sanchez: hola, ah, clem good to see you here
Principalpoop: take care of yourselves!
H Stones: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting
Bambi: thanks!
Principalpoop: we do miss you, but you come first
JuanTweenTooMany: Hey clem. Feeling any better?
H Stones: HI Clem and Bambi
doctec: hey bambi, clem ... glad you made it
Bubba's Brain: ditto
Principalpoop: welcome to the funway, already in progress.....
doctec: now we know why the space was intentionally left blank!
ah,clem: some, and test came back negative, but still nothing certain, still on antibiotics, and now a sore tonsil
llanwydd: nite princ
doctec: explains a lot, that does.
Bambi: very cool! the podcasting
cease: this is great, stones
Principalpoop: i complained that the chat looked neked
Bubba's Brain: A hush falls over the theatre as the queen picks her seat.
Principalpoop: have a good week ll
Bambi: looks like a subscription to keep! :-)
llanwydd: I thought YOU were leaving
Principalpoop: lol bubba, I have that one, somewhere
llanwydd: not that we want you to
cease: is that her seat? i thought it was her nose
Principalpoop: i am not leaving
cease: tell that to the grim reaper, poop
Mudhead: Unforetunately I am
Mudhead: g'nite all
JuanTweenTooMany: It isn't Fall yet, LL
Principalpoop: just giving encouragement to the keepers of the root
Bambi: did the queen go home yet?
Bubba's Brain: I remember it from a Kermit Schaffer Bloopers LP
llanwydd: LOL Bub!!!
||||||||| At 10:15 PM, Mudhead rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bambi: thanks princep :-)
Principalpoop: knock knock, whos there? dea.....
Bambi: hey Mudhead
Principalpoop: yessir bubba
Bambi: whoops
JuanTweenTooMany: Since the lettering is red, I assumed it was an open space for Austin or whoever ;-)
doctec: i have a small collection of those kermit schaffer blooper albums - thankfully not affected by the basement flood
Principalpoop: you having whoopsing cough bambi?
JuanTweenTooMany: dea who?
Bubba's Brain: good to hear, doc
llanwydd: you had a flood, doc?
Principalpoop: i still have my tonsils too, good job JL
Principalpoop: the guy who answered the door croaked tween, it is a joke...
doctec: lland: yeah, the nor-easter a few weeks ago
JuanTweenTooMany: ah
Principalpoop: sorry, if i have to explain, I have failed in my mission
llanwydd: there were a couple of roads washed out near where I am
JuanTweenTooMany: You must commit sepaku immediately, P
doctec: compared to some, i got off easy - a portion of my record collection was damaged, along with a few videocassettes and books - all in all tho, the losses were manageable
Bubba's Brain: nytol -- gotto hit the sack. see you all later.
Principalpoop: i told you i don't eat raw fish
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves to catch the 10:19 PM train to Indiana.
Principalpoop ( doc
Principalpoop: night bubba
doctec: only a few irreplaceable items had to be tossed - everything else that got wet is now dried out and more or less intact
llanwydd: I'll never forget when my grandmother lost belongings more than 100 years old in the flood of 1972 in Pennsylvania
llanwydd: I had spent the summer in Alleghany, NY and gotten stranded on a mountain with my family
Principalpoop: we lost 3 boxes of family stuff like that, not fun
JuanTweenTooMany: What time of year was the flood, LL?
Principalpoop: agnes?
llanwydd: summer, tween
Principalpoop: camille? ahh I don't remember
JuanTweenTooMany: Ah, that's why I don't remember. I'd just graduated from a boarding school in Newtown and was back in MD by then.
Principalpoop: why did we stop talking about food?
doctec: main thing the flood has done is to force my getting all my stuff out of bridgeport altogether and into lili's place
H Stones: i think it was the Fugu Poop
JuanTweenTooMany: Higher ground, so to speak
Principalpoop: ahhh i think you are right
llanwydd: my grandmother was living in a large mobile home on a mountain top next to a creek when that happened
JuanTweenTooMany: Yikes. Not a good combination LL
Principalpoop: they don't write songs like that anymore
H Stones: when you live up Shit Creek, you need a barbed wire canoe llan
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bob D Caterino', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:23 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Principalpoop: hi bob
doctec: stones: lol
H Stones: Hi Bob
JuanTweenTooMany: Higher Ground? You bet :-)
JuanTweenTooMany: Hey Bob D
cease: Bob
doctec: hey bob d
Bob D Caterino: Paddles wont help ya there
Bob D Caterino: ey Doc Cease Tween Poopster
llanwydd: hey bob!
Principalpoop: he said paddles hehe hehe
JuanTweenTooMany: When the leveeeee breaks....
doctec: glub glub
H Stones: i never take Paddles with me, she talks too much
JuanTweenTooMany: Back into bondage mode, P?
cease: neither will poodles
JuanTweenTooMany: lol Stones
Principalpoop: that seems to the under current I am handcuffed to tonight tween
Principalpoop: be
Principalpoop: or not to be
doctec: under toad - is that anything like being toad away
doctec: ?
H Stones: do you call that a question PP ?
Principalpoop: ahh traffic, the low spark of high-heeled boys
Bob D Caterino: 2B or knot two bee's
llanwydd: wonder where dex is tonight
doctec: bummer to bummer
Principalpoop: it was existentionally rhetoric
H Stones: What would you rather be or a wasp ?
doctec: probably out galavanting with the cognoscenti in new york city
Bob D Caterino: Honey and Merl, not fade away noooooooo
Principalpoop: i thought he was a galavanteur
H Stones: Honey is fixing some food and will no doubt be back soon
doctec: back in a few, need liquid refreshment
Bob D Caterino: How does he do that, he is a wizard who ever he is
Principalpoop: I would rather be a whore net stones
JuanTweenTooMany: Is nothing sacred? The lessons of the Mickey Mouse affair: http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/rosnerBlog.jhtml?itemNo=858345&contrassID=25&subContrassID=0&sbSubContrassID=1&listSrc=Y&art=1
H Stones: wrong room again Poop
llanwydd: I went hiking on the appalachian trail today
llanwydd: it's not far from my home
Principalpoop: i did some of that
Bob D Caterino: Is that like a fish net?
H Stones: its a bit early for appalachians isnt it llan, surely they are not ripe yet
JuanTweenTooMany: Cool, LL
Honey Sanchez sashays back over to the couch and sips her gimlet
Principalpoop: right on both counts bob
Honey Sanchez: hello bob
Bob D Caterino: roses lime juice no doubt
Bob D Caterino: Hey Honey
llanwydd: and I actually hadn't done it before, to the best of my memory
Principalpoop: freshen honey's gimlet catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Principalpoop and says "Did you need me?"
llanwydd: but I had hiked the Long Trail, which actually intersects it
Principalpoop: all of the long trail?
Honey Sanchez listens to the FST Podcast via Skype thank you, Stones
llanwydd: not all
llanwydd: by any means
Principalpoop: high-heeled boys, the sax is going now
H Stones: my pleasure Honey
Bob D Caterino: Don't do it Honey, the pods, they are aliens.
JuanTweenTooMany: big fan of Mr. Winwood here
Principalpoop: ahh it is a long trail
Bob D Caterino: in casts
llanwydd: I used to have the Blind Faith album
cease: too bad its not a long tail. then you could start another Amazon
Bob D Caterino: the only one, right? I had that, its alright
JuanTweenTooMany: His solo stuff is great if you're into pop synth music
JuanTweenTooMany: brb
Principalpoop: traffic played at our high school, 70 71 maybe, i was not in high school yet
llanwydd: The Long Trail, in Vermont, intersects the Appalachian Trail somewhere in central vt
Principalpoop: k23 was pretty cool
Honey Sanchez: early traffic and the blind faith album were good, indeed the winwood pop years did nothing for me
Principalpoop: i would have to find them again
Honey Sanchez: wow poop i would have snuck in to see them play
llanwydd: they did something for me
Principalpoop: I did, I was there
Principalpoop: but stoned beyond talking
Bob D Caterino: Honey, thats when Winwood became a pop and played windwoods or blew wind into the woods or something
llanwydd: just because I was working on the wharves preparing seafood in Rhode Island and I used to hear that on the radio while I was working
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhhh
H Stones: only time i saw Traffic they were so coked they could hardly play
Principalpoop: yes llan
Bob D Caterino: or.....broke wind
llanwydd: on that little radio..."bring me your higher love."
Principalpoop: i feel sorry for the kids today
Bob D Caterino: love for higher, wow what a concept
Principalpoop: but I guess they like their, ahh, music
llanwydd: what kids?
cease: winwood had that one good song about slot machines
cease: forget what it was called
cease: 2nd hand woman?
Principalpoop: that was led zepplin, living loving maid
H Stones: scuttles off to make tea
llanwydd: these english and their tea
Principalpoop: tea time already
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Honey Sanchez: everytime is tea time somewhere
Principalpoop: my jukebox give me born to run now
Principalpoop: the sun is over the yardarm
H Stones: Cheers PP
JuanTweenTooMany: "Wake Me Up On Judgement Day" is a favorite Winwood tune.
Principalpoop: skal
Principalpoop: how do you take your tea, mister stones?
Principalpoop: check check, is this thing on?
Honey Sanchez: with honey most of the time
JuanTweenTooMany: With a Tillerman?
Principalpoop: i knew him
Honey Sanchez: but he puts a bit of sugar in his tea
JuanTweenTooMany: lol
H Stones: via a hickman line of course PP
Bob D Caterino: He will have it with one sugar and a lemon twist
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
Principalpoop: don't make me google hickman line
Principalpoop: is that like a henway?
H Stones: dont gurgle it either Poop
JuanTweenTooMany: Sarah?
Bob D Caterino: Hmm whats a hen weigh?
Honey Sanchez: woody guthrie used to sing about the hickman line
Principalpoop: any relation to arlo?
cease: woody guthrie used to sing about everything
H Stones: Hickman Line — ... is an intravenous catheter used for the administration of chemotherapy or other medications
H Stones: including tea
Honey Sanchez: lol yes he did, cease
Principalpoop: ewww, ok, I will know that from now on
Bob D Caterino: i made some great chicken the other night. I call it the Pullet surprize
doctec: sounds award-winning
H Stones: thats why the songs wer so long
Bob D Caterino: it is an honor to make
H Stones: Bob D (groan)
Principalpoop: for you blue, by the beatles
Bob D Caterino: That song is sweet and loverely
H Stones: i chickened out Bob
Principalpoop: go johnny go
H Stones: come back Johnny you havent paid yet
Bob D Caterino: Ringo really used those "drum sticks"
Bob D Caterino: nd what about wings
H Stones: ok make a clean breast of it then Bob
Principalpoop: use any eggs in your chicken recipe bob?
Bob D Caterino: i will start even, kneck and kneck
JuanTweenTooMany: This chicken ain't never gonna fly
Bob D Caterino: Yes, I use eggs but the chicken has to cook first
JuanTweenTooMany: Talk about adding insult to injury, P lol
Principalpoop: yes lol
doctec: another "hey jude" performance discovered ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXG83p2nkHw
Bob D Caterino: tanks Doc
JuanTweenTooMany: Do we have to????
Principalpoop: a long song, save it for later
Bob D Caterino: I see also Lady Modonna live
JuanTweenTooMany: Great song, but after hearing it umpteen times when it was #1 on the radio, and all the times since....
Principalpoop: give the my generation link tween, it is in my IE lol
Bob D Caterino: Moe Donna, Moe Doona
JuanTweenTooMany: Got a wad of bills, Bob?
Principalpoop: yes, not quite sure it has been long enough to hear it again yet
Bob D Caterino: But Tween, its Smokey
H Stones: lovers of Peter Cook or John Cleese will probably love this
H Stones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8abEsboVi8
doctec: ooh, thanks stones!
cease: is austin doing this on the phone? im listening to nick danger B, which took a long time to load
Principalpoop: another long one
Merlyn: I never knew either of them THAT intimately...
JuanTweenTooMany: My Generation: http://www.utubevideoclip.com/videos/Utube_Music_Videos/The_Zimmers_My_Generation
Principalpoop: thanks lool
JuanTweenTooMany: Freakin' hilarious
Bob D Caterino: Stones, why so many governors in England?
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ah,clem: ...
Principalpoop: good question
Principalpoop: take it easy ahh, clem
H Stones: its to keep the speed down maybe Bob
Principalpoop: just get well :D
Bob D Caterino: Ello, governor
ah,clem: left bank, Merl? lol
Principalpoop steps back out of the way
Bob D Caterino: Stones, I just got that one. ha haha hahaha ha good one
Honey Sanchez moves to stand behind PP
JuanTweenTooMany: The Chamberlin bit is good :-)
Principalpoop: oye como va honey
H Stones: yes Tween it cracked me up too
Bob D Caterino: she must be a black magic woman
Honey Sanchez: i loved the chamberlain bit
cease: do you believe in santana?
Honey Sanchez: i believe in love, cease
JuanTweenTooMany: Firesign of course has several on YouTube like that (overdubbing old movies)
Principalpoop: i change her evil ways cause I got no one I can depend on
H Stones: yes the Santana Clause set a legal precedent
Bob D Caterino: love is the answer Honey
cease: yeah the hot shorts stuff
Honey Sanchez: yes and so does MST3K
doctec: is that anything like the sanity clause
doctec: ?
Bob D Caterino: Come on boss, everyone know
H Stones: close Doc
Principalpoop: there ain't no sanity clause
doctec: well, you get the white carnation
ah,clem: Chico
H Stones: is that a prize Doc ?
Principalpoop: i thought that had evaporated
Bob D Caterino: no a chicken
ah,clem: (sanity clause
doctec: something like that, stones
JuanTweenTooMany: Why a duck?
doctec: reincarnation evaporated milk - drink it again for the first time
Principalpoop: ever seen a house fly or a sword fish?
cease: why the duck not?
ah,clem: a duck floats
H Stones: its a great honour and i would like to thank my producer who has been so supportive and my fam......
JuanTweenTooMany: She skipped the white carnation....
Honey Sanchez: here in new mexico we have cinco clause on cinco de mayo
Bob D Caterino: hooray for captn spalding, the african explorer, they say he is a snorrer hoorar hooray hooray
Principalpoop: i like mayo, and mustard too
JuanTweenTooMany: lol Doc
cease: cinco clause, he was a friend of mine
H Stones: i heard he was a roarer too Bob !
Honey Sanchez: me too they did some fine jams back in the day, poop
Principalpoop: here we come, walking down the street....
ah,clem: give me Ham on 5 and hold the mayo
Bob D Caterino: He only hunts ivory in Alabame because the tusks are loosa
H Stones: what is this, Subway Trivia Chat ?
Principalpoop: sweet jams in that jelly roll
H Stones: tsk tsk !!
doctec: if you're in australia, is the early show as late as the late show is early?
JuanTweenTooMany: Watching the Chamberlin bit reminds me that Cleese must have actually _tried_ to take on that appearance.
JuanTweenTooMany: LOL Bob
H Stones: he made a good job of it i think Tween
Principalpoop: the girls were like bad photographs, over developed and under-exposed, oops reverse that
Honey Sanchez: bowling for joeys day n night, doc
doctec: we took pictures of the native women but they weren't developed - so we're going back again in a couple of weeks
Principalpoop: my fortune tell had 3 holes drilled in her crystal ball, she went bowling on thursdays
Honey Sanchez: are you sure you are not speaking of virginia mayo, PP?
Principalpoop: er
Bob D Caterino: A drunk walks up to me and says "I havent had a shot in a week." so I shot him. (Rim shot)
Bob D Caterino: Take it up with the mayo clinic
Principalpoop: bite him bob
Principalpoop: do I have to google?
JuanTweenTooMany: How kind of you, Bob. Such concern for your fellow man...
Bob D Caterino: wha, virgina mayo? na an old hack of an actress
JuanTweenTooMany: You'll have to ask your dentist, P
Principalpoop: http://www.virginiamayo.com/
Honey Sanchez: she knew how to cut the mustard
Honey Sanchez: lol poop
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:01 PM and llanwydd bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: wb llan
llanwydd: got called away
Principalpoop: i bet llan knows who virginia is
H Stones: that llan is a bounder isnt he ?
JuanTweenTooMany: Virginia Mayo _trading cards_??
doctec: guy walks into a bar with a duck and bets the bartender $50 that the duck can say a word meaning "phony doctor" ...
Bob D Caterino: Oooh, I had that album "Mustard" Roy Wood
JuanTweenTooMany: He's back!
Honey Sanchez: welcome back to bowling for condiments, llan
Principalpoop: ahh george benson is 'on broadway'
JuanTweenTooMany: lol Doc
Principalpoop: more foot tapping music
doctec: bartender says "you're on!". the duck says "charlatan". the bartender says "no, that's too generalized". the duck looks at the guy and says "He
JuanTweenTooMany: Good Benson tune, for sure
Principalpoop: rock and radish baby
llanwydd: anyway, I must be going and I'll see you in about 150 hours. tell phil I said hi.
doctec: "He's right ... pay the man."
JuanTweenTooMany: lol
doctec can't even TYPE the punchlines right
Honey Sanchez: goodnight llan have a great week
Principalpoop: super week llan
JuanTweenTooMany: Bye LL
doctec: nite llan
cease: we will, llan
JuanTweenTooMany: I'm outta here too. Happy and healthy to everybody...
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:03 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs JuanTweenTooMany by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Principalpoop: peas romaine seeded if you carrot all about your celery
H Stones: ok see you Tweenster
Principalpoop: night tween
cease: by tween
doctec: i gotta take off as well - been getting up early this week, not staying up too late
cease: best of luck, doc
doctec: y'all have a great rest of the week & an even greater weekend
Principalpoop: good luck doc and lili
Honey Sanchez: nite, doc fingers still crossed for you
Principalpoop: the bus is heading out
doctec: we'll see you on the funway
Honey Sanchez: say hello to lili for me
H Stones: ok Doc, take care
Principalpoop: phil was happy to hear about lili being better
doctec: will do honey. nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
||||||||| doctec departs at 11:05 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
H Stones: i wonder if Phil will show this week PP ?
Principalpoop: I don't know
cease: as soon as i leave, he will
Principalpoop: from his tone, I would guess yes, unless he is busy
H Stones: lol cease
Honey Sanchez: murphy's law, cease
Bambi: ah, drat
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "11:06 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from New York."
Bambi: they are falling like flies! lo
Principalpoop: ahh fong
H Stones: late for duty eh Fong
Dexter Fong: I'm not a fly
Honey Sanchez: its much earlier on the left coast that is why he shows up later
Bambi: hi Dex
Principalpoop: they had to get out to make room for fong bambi
Honey Sanchez: hello dex :)
cease: do flies fall in virginia?
cease: in honour of the queeen?
Principalpoop: no they drop
Bambi: was cleaning a windows box ... never ending battle with some clients lol
cease: hey dex
H Stones: theres no flies on fong
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: hI bAMBI, cAT, STONES, hONEY POOP AND FACING LLAN, bOB d, CLEM MERL
cease: how time fongs
Dexter Fong: Oh neat
Bambi: yeah, it's easy as cake...
Principalpoop: i got autohotkey spy, that is super cool
Dexter Fong: Bambi: How's Clem doing?
Bob D Caterino: Hey Fong, dont let me down, take a sad song and make it.....
H Stones: you wouldnt say that if you saw my cake Bambi
Principalpoop: there no lies on long
Bob D Caterino: Hey Bambi
Bambi: lol Stones
H Stones: my cakes really rock, no really
Honey Sanchez: lol stones
Bambi: Clem is here, I will let him answer :-)
Principalpoop: bisquits
ah,clem: better but still not all better
Principalpoop: ahh super ahh, clem :)
cease: wasnt that a michael jackson dance step?
Dexter Fong: Well, I'm glad you're on the mend JL
Bambi: super clem!
H Stones: i second that Clem
cease: keep getting better, ah
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: have lyme gimlet to celebrate
ah,clem: tks, all I will try
Dexter Fong: There is no try, only do or not do
ah,clem :)
Principalpoop: you have nurse bambi near, you will be fine
Bambi: he'll do it :-) might take a little time, but he'll do it
Principalpoop: wipe on, wipe off
Dexter Fong: How are you Cat?
Bambi: clap on, clap off ... the clapper!
cease: ok
Principalpoop: melanie and those damn roller skates
Dexter Fong: ok is good
Principalpoop: yes, ok is not bad
||||||||| boney waltzes in at 11:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: lots of entertainment.
Bambi: did melanie lose her skate key again?
Dexter Fong: Boney
Principalpoop: boney and his knocker
cease: bone
Bambi: hi boney
Principalpoop: yes, she does not go fast, but she goes pretty far
Honey Sanchez: hello boney
Bambi: lol princep
H Stones: not the fastest wins the race PP
Principalpoop: words for the wise stones
Principalpoop: wasted on me of course
H Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez: lol
Bambi: lol
boney: The Griffith Park brush fire was NOT location shooting for Devil's Advocate 2. Contrary to rumor
H Stones: now you spoiled it for us boney
Principalpoop: i have been there, i hope it is ok, pretty place
Bambi: it wasn't boney? shucks...
Principalpoop: my jukebox is running amok, 2 out of 3 aint bad, meatloaf
Honey Sanchez: the griffith park observatory has starred in many b sci-fi movies
Principalpoop: yes, it was cool to visit it
H Stones: dont you need a license to run a mok in your state Poop ?
Dexter Fong: //and Rebel without a cause
Bambi: saw that there was a 4.5 M +/- quake in Montana, or two actually
Principalpoop: ???? bambi
Principalpoop: i did know they had any of those there
Bambi: that's what the US Geological site said
H Stones: even we had one last wekk Bambi
Bambi: really?
Principalpoop: i was not doubting, expressing astonishment
Principalpoop: england too?
Principalpoop: wtf
H Stones: Folkestone on the south coast
Dexter Fong: These *are* the final days
Honey Sanchez: it shook up a block in a small town on the south coast i heard, stones
Bambi: next they'll have one in the dust bowl
H Stones: better take my library books back i think Fong
Principalpoop: where is my flashlight and can of stew and can opener?
Dexter Fong: stones: No problem..First comes Jubilee
Bambi: got a few of those laying around here princep
Bob D Caterino: Anyone else see the Firesign Poster on Sinfeld
Honey Sanchez: misappropriated into my survival backpack, PP
H Stones: oh yes, all debt is cancelled, thats a relief
cease: they're going to call them "weeks" from now on
Principalpoop: i like that show fong, with freddy the frog?
Dexter Fong: Foget debt
Principalpoop: ? bob
boney: Have you ever been to Winograd? It's near the Left Blank
Bambi: the last weaks?
cease: product placement, bob?
Bob D Caterino: the room just vanished
Principalpoop: give them back honey ,and share bambi
cease: i heard a clip from eykiw on tom hartmans show on air america last week
H Stones: the Left Blank is nearly in Seine
Principalpoop: far out
Dexter Fong: bitchin'
cease: with sarko in power, it wont be the left bank anymore.
boney: I'm in Winograd, that's where I am
cease: it'll be The Expensive Bank
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:20 PM and Bob D caterino bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
H Stones: its true cease, the bank will be in Strasburg i think
Dexter Fong: It's lowercase caterino
Honey Sanchez: welcome back, bob it's like you never left
Bob D caterino: Firesign Poster?
Principalpoop: it that from court tv?
cease: he got no friends on the left
Dexter Fong: You can bank on that
Bob D caterino: No from court ship of eddies father
Principalpoop: a dance to the left, a dance to right, it is too late baby to turn back down
H Stones: sounds like a 30s mob boss Dexter
Principalpoop: he was a hulk
cease: hsnt that ship sailed yet?
Principalpoop: oops hunk
Dexter Fong: I thought so too, Stones
Bob D caterino: no but eddies father did
H Stones: a friend of Eggs Benedict i think
Principalpoop: and chicken leggs
Bob D caterino: William Bentdick?
Honey Sanchez: he was one tough egg i heard, stones
H Stones: must speak to Willy the Spell checker
||||||||| boney says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, boney exits at 11:23 PM.
Bob D caterino: So is it old news or what to see that firesign poster on Sinfeld?
cease: dick jokes chase away bone?
Principalpoop: it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken
Dexter Fong: New news to me Bob
Principalpoop: what poster?
cease: seinfeld is probably a friend of proctor.
Principalpoop: which episode? what are you babbling about?
cease: isnt everybody?
Honey Sanchez: lol
Principalpoop: cut to the chase man, get to the bone
Dexter Fong: International order of FoP
Bob D caterino: The episode where Jerry is in the improv. the poster is behind the bar and it is for Just Folks, a firesign chat
H Stones: dont get in a flap Poop
Principalpoop: too late stones
Honey Sanchez helps poop out of the flap
Bob D caterino: The NBC talant scouts are offering Jerry a TV gig
Principalpoop: thanks bob, now I will keep my eyes peeled
Principalpoop: grab the rope and I will pull you in
Bob D caterino: I seen it i did.
cease: maybe the set dresser was bergman's girlfriend
Bob D caterino: Poop, dont go peeling your eyes again
H Stones: NBC? Talent Scout? surely some mistake
Principalpoop: that is too sublimiminal I think
Bob D caterino: Yeah for the show
Bob D caterino: ot in real life
H Stones: i didnt know you spoke Bush PP
cease: without subliminal, where would the firesign be?
Principalpoop: ahh shaft, by isaac hayes
Honey Sanchez: well i hear tell on every episode of seinfeld superman shows up somewhere
Principalpoop: what?
H Stones: and the same to you Poop
Dexter Fong: Hush yo' mouff!
Bambi: another good show from a fore gone era
Principalpoop: the long version
cease: chef, i'll have a scientology burger please
Bob D caterino: man, that Shaft was one cool Mother F^%$
Principalpoop: but I'm talking about shaft...
H Stones: certainly sir that will be $500
Honey Sanchez: according to bush, so was the queen
Principalpoop: are we clear?
Bob D caterino: Just talking about Shaft. Another subliminal dick joke
Dexter Fong: Cleared for take off, hoser
Principalpoop: he was a private dick
H Stones: soon as we get a call from American Express PP
Bambi: blair's gonna take down his shingle in June?
Dexter Fong: and put up a parking lot?
cease: wanna roofer? ringer?
Bob D caterino: Bambi, Blair got the shingles?
H Stones: i wrote to BBC and suggested they make June 27th a Public Holiday Bambi
Honey Sanchez: lets hope so bambi i hear he is retiring to the country and will be learning to tie fishing lures
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: hubba hubba ding ding
Bob D caterino: hot dog
cease: youve survived worse in the past, stones. as you will in the future
Dexter Fong: Let's eat
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bob D Caterino - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H Stones: do you want fries with that Bob ?
Principalpoop: bye to the Big C
Bob D caterino: oh look, im dead
Principalpoop: measles
Bambi: lol
cease: fried bob?
H Stones: well we werent going to mention it bob but .............
Principalpoop: you have mumps in canada cat, what is up with that?
Bambi: didn't you get a vaccination for measles?
cease: as opposed to, "fried, bob?"
Bambi: must have been the other kind
Bob D caterino: MMeasly measles
cease: thankfully, i dont know, poop
Bob D caterino: DING fries are doneeeeee
Principalpoop: keep it that way
Bob D caterino: I did,
Principalpoop: ahh purple haze is too hard for now, where is the next button
H Stones: its the ghoulash of the whip
Bambi: green paisley next princep?
H Stones: wrong room again Poop
Principalpoop: tina turner proud mary, nice and eas y
Bob D caterino: good ole orage sunshine
Bob D caterino: wha?
Principalpoop: rolling on the river
Bob D caterino: Quicksilver messenger service
Bambi: better than agent orange
Principalpoop: why do I know that name?
Principalpoop: what did they sing?
H Stones: Agent Orange, doesnt he work in Reston Bambi ?
Bob D caterino: But Ike does noffin nice and easy
cease: whom do you love?
Honey Sanchez: agent orange works out of reston, va
Dexter Fong: What name?
Bob D caterino: Fresh Air
Principalpoop: ike was an ass
Bambi: Quicksilver ... mercury rising?
Honey Sanchez: i like ike
Bob D caterino: Have another hit........og fresh air
Principalpoop: i have visited reston, before, during and after it arrived
H Stones: and they let you go PP ?
Honey Sanchez: have another hit of fresh air, bob
Principalpoop: i was vaccinated then
cease: when i try and do that, the cat tries to get out of the window
H Stones: ah !
Bob D caterino: ok Honey, whatever you say
Principalpoop: 2 words cat, screens
Bob D caterino: Gino Vinilla
cease: why have i never thought of that, poop?
Principalpoop: ahhh one of my favorite songs, statesboro blues
Bambi: better than cat screams lol
cease: though i think the cat could push the screen out easily
Principalpoop: i am the same way cease
Principalpoop: they have plastic screens now
Dexter Fong: Cat< not if they're electrified
Honey Sanchez: lol
Principalpoop: ouch fong
Bambi: yes, cats are very good at pushing out screens ... root even did it without it being obvious lol
Dexter Fong: poop: The screens are there for *your* safety
Principalpoop: root is a monster kind of thing, no fair making the comparison
Bambi: yeah, they keep out the infected mosquitoes lol
Bambi: lol princep
Dexter Fong: Precisely
Principalpoop: I thought it was a life time supply for cleaning away stems and seeds..
Dexter Fong: Combination window scree, bug zapper
Bambi: shame they haven't figured out that the CDC says 80% of deer ticks could be infected with Lymes...
Bambi: never see that in the news
Principalpoop: we have deers in our yard often, damn things
Bob D caterino: I bet on a long shot named Stems and seeds once, was 99 to o1. Ten bucks got me a few hundred
H Stones: Dear dear, Deer
Honey Sanchez: more golfers get lyme disease at the robert trent golf courses than anywhere else
Dexter Fong: Bambi: It comes up every so often when to or three cases are discovered
Bob D caterino: With people starving those golfers have balls playing on the green
Principalpoop: eric clapton opposites
H Stones: that would be Happy Clappy
Bob D caterino: There was a hole in one
Principalpoop: there is one in every crowd stones
Honey Sanchez: elic crapton in engrish, stones
H Stones: i think there are several in this one PP
cease: skreek engrish, troop
Principalpoop: you got on the green with that shot stones
H Stones: poor spedding is an indepse to metal demangement
Principalpoop: indepse?
Honey Sanchez: hai!
ah,clem: demangement, lol
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
ah,clem: hi Dex
Principalpoop: hehe
Dexter Fong: He wakes up whenever he hears that word
H Stones: i sometimes wonder what i am talking about but luckily it soon passes
ah,clem: Mutt and Smutt were very funny
cease: thats not a wake. they always drink like that
Principalpoop: GFR paranoid oh my
ah,clem: you say you think she is demanged?
cease: and hopefully will continue to be, clem
Bambi: I looked at da arrangement ... I don't get it...
Principalpoop: squeeze him again honey ,see if he passes another
H Stones: only metally clem
Honey Sanchez: lol PP
Bob D caterino: she is a fox
Dexter Fong: a vixen
Honey Sanchez: on donder on vixen.......
Principalpoop: she is a brickhouse
Bob D caterino: no a television network
cease: outfoxed
Principalpoop: i just saw that yesterday for the first time, wow
cease: will look for it in stores, poop
Dexter Fong: Gonna make it an early night, back on schedule next week..night Dear Firends
cease: want to see al lhis work. thus far, none
Principalpoop: night fong, hail rita
cease: night fong
H Stones: ok have a good week Fong
Bob D caterino: rain and hail for ever
Honey Sanchez: nite dex make it a dandy week till we meet again :)
Merlyn: night folks, see you next week
H Stones: see you same time same station
Principalpoop: night M, thanks again
H Stones: you also Merlyn
cease: its firetime at the firestation
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "11:47 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: oh merl, youlre back, or not.
Principalpoop: the bus, i will jump ship too
Bob D caterino: Nite from me too. Hugs for the ladies and hand shakes (Vinilla) for the guys
Principalpoop: have a super super week, glad you are better ahh, clem
cease: off we go then
Bob D caterino: they come, they gooooo
Principalpoop: nighter
Honey Sanchez: nite poop nite bob
||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:48 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
H Stones: well it looks like closing time so i too will catch the bus that isnt going
Honey Sanchez: as shall i
Bob D caterino: then I better not get on it then
Honey Sanchez: goodnight dear fiends
H Stones: yes good advice Bob, it was only going to Idaho anyway
Bob D caterino: well this is the end, or is it just the beginning?
H Stones: see you all next week, get well soon clem
Bambi: BTW: Talked to Ken today ... he said to say Hi! and he's well but working hard!
Bob D caterino: Na, its the end, see you all next week and Honey, man you are one sweet woman
Honey Sanchez: next week lets all bring desserts
Honey Sanchez: goodnight irene
Bob D caterino: sweets for the sweet
Bambi :-) good idea Honey!
Bob D caterino: ok, enough is enough. later gators
H Stones: good night Bambi
Honey Sanchez blushes on her way out
||||||||| Around 11:51 PM, Honey Sanchez walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| At 11:51 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bob D caterino!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: well, have a great week everyone...hope to see ya Saturday if you can make the JimmyLee & Bambi show
H Stones: sweet dreams all
||||||||| Around 11:52 PM, H Stones walks off into the sunset...
ah,clem: and if we can, lol
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bightrethighrehighre plummets into the garden at 11:59 PM.
Bightrethighrehighre: High guys...I'm checking to say....can I say Hello? I've been shy of joining
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 12:14 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
Bob D Caterino
boney
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Firebroiled
H Stones
Honey Sanchez
JuanTweenTooMany
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop URL References:
http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2007/05/famous_opinions.html
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/podcasting
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/rosnerBlog.jhtml?itemNo=858345&contrassID=25&subContrassID=0&sbSubContrassID=1&listSrc=Y&art=1
http://www.utubevideoclip.com/videos/Utube_Music_Videos/The_Zimmers_My_Generation
http://www.virginiamayo.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8abEsboVi8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXG83p2nkHw

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"