Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
05/03/2007

Archive

Special appearance by
Phil Austin

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 03, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Firebroiled', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:14 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Firebroiled: The True White Brother is coming home. Remember what the Great Spirit said? If we did what we were supposed to do, and lived according to The Plan, White Brother would finish his work in the East and come back to us.
Firebroiled: Please, not you George!!
||||||||| Firebroiled rushes off, saying "8:16 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 8:53 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'no "few minutes" again tonight, more later'
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 8:54 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 03, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:02 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Hmmm no "few minutes"
Dexter Fong: away for a few
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:05 PM and late as usual, it's Audrey F. (aka Hope), just back from Hellmouth."
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hi all
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Echo? Sigh...
cease: dex, ms. farber
cease: and no ah clem again. tween said he was ill
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hi Cease, how goes it?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:07 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Mudhead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: pretty good, audrey
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Howdy Mud
Dexter Fong: Im back
Mudhead: Hi Kidz
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I thought Ah CLem was in here coupla minutes ago, no?
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat, Hope, and Mud
cease: waist deep in the big mudhead
cease: and the big fool says to push on
||||||||| Catherwood escorts boney in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Seems as if Jimmy Lee contracted Lyme disease
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Awww, no broadcast tonight?
Dexter Fong: and that's not the opposite of scurvy
cease: tweeny mentioned that to me in an email
cease: i hope it doesnt turn him into a limey
Dexter Fong: the part about scurvy
Dexter Fong: ?
boney: Hope?
cease: i'll keep listening to ecotalk then
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Glad to hear it Cat
||||||||| Audrey F. (aka Hope) rushes off, saying "9:10 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Hi boney
Mudhead: Hello all
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Audrey F. (aka Hope) into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:10 PM, then departs.
Mudhead: my browsers not cooperating again tonight
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Froze out again
boney: Dex
boney: Mud
Dexter Fong: bon
cease: bone
boney: Can't you see the sign that says Abandon Hope?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Me too neither Mud
Audrey F. (aka Hope): See, that's why I changed my name
Mudhead: I thought Merlyn had figured all this stuff out
||||||||| Principalpoop waltzes in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Guess not Mud
cease: poop
Principalpoop: aloe?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hey Poop!
Dexter Fong: Hey poo
Mudhead: hi pp
Dexter Fong: Halo?
Principalpoop: poor ahh, clem, I hope is he doing better
Principalpoop: how are you'all doing?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Had a nice coupla word salutation from Proctor the other day via email
Mudhead: its not fun with all the whizin and sparks flyin around
boney: hey PP, I worked on it. I'm not boring anymore
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Dex your last letters are falling off LOL
Dexter Fong: ill letteracy
Principalpoop: was that you? noo, you were never boring, it was that other guy...
||||||||| Outside, the 9:15 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
boney: I'm impersonating myself
Principalpoop: hi M
Dexter Fong: Mer
Mudhead: Merlyn!
Merlyn: ello
Principalpoop: that is rather impersonal don't you think?
cease: merl
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Ok now, his first letters are falling off
boney: ow are you, Merlyn?
Mudhead: I need help Merlyn
Principalpoop: aka, is that hawaiann?
Merlyn: what's up mud?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Yup, Hawaiian for I Need Help
Principalpoop: oney losing letters to
Audrey F. (aka Hope): LOL
boney: letters to Santa Claus?
Mudhead: the browser is refreshing like every second but only the top 3 or 4 lines stay static, all the rest flash on n off lie a crazy monkey
Dexter Fong: OL
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:17 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Schenectady."
Principalpoop: what kinda help? do you want regular or premium?
Dexter Fong: lla
llanwydd: catherwood give me sanctuary
||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd sanctuary.
cease: llan
Audrey F. (aka Hope): You say that every week, Mud, it's always the same, I get that too
Mudhead: I want extra premium
Merlyn: are you using the same browser as before? The s/w hasn't changed
Principalpoop: upgrade your man from uncle browser, use I-Spy
llanwydd: how's everybody?
Mudhead: ok
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I'll take the premium. My head hurts already.
Principalpoop: llaannwwyydd
Mudhead: Im now on Vista, this week at least
Dexter Fong: llan: Dunno, why don't you ask
cease: i mentioned austin in my latest blog post.
Principalpoop: compared to what llan?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): How are you Jabberwocky?
cease: prompted by austin's reccomnedation to watch Preston Sturges flicks
Mudhead: I shall return
Principalpoop: dell is going to sell pcs with ubuntu onboard
llanwydd: compare to everybody else
Merlyn: It sounds like your browser is refreshing way too often
Dexter Fong: Great White Brother returns to the east
Principalpoop: who is jabber wocky?
llanwydd: don't have any jabberwocky but I made some jambalaya
Audrey F. (aka Hope): llanwydd...
Dexter Fong: Jabber Wockey, great New Orleans Cornetist
Principalpoop: no no, he is wabber jockey
Dexter Fong: Wubber Jockeies?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Isn't that from Alice In Wonderland?
llanwydd: whose browser? mine?
Principalpoop: rubber bumper baby buggys
Merlyn: Mudhead's browser
Merlyn: the sweat of his browser
Principalpoop: nooo, alice through the looking glass, or was it window pane?
Dexter Fong: How sweat it is
cease: that blog of course is at www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Principalpoop: mud is having windows pain
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I feel pane
llanwydd: pyramid
Dexter Fong: Sphynx
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Didn't the ubuntus build the pyramids?
Principalpoop: what sphynx?
Dexter Fong: and of course the little sphincters
llanwydd: you didn't get it dex
cease: i compared firesign theatre to thomas paine in the post
llanwydd: I'm kind of playing password
||||||||| "9:22 PM? 9:22 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne enters and sits on the divan.
Dexter Fong: llan: I tried a sample it was free didn't like it
Principalpoop: there is E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
llanwydd: hi elayne
cease: and speaking of blogging, here's EL
Dexter Fong: Ela
Merlyn: hey E
llanwydd: aha
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Did you cough it back up then?
Principalpoop: not miser E her
llanwydd: dex didn't inhale
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hi Elayne, what goes?
Principalpoop: i'd like to do a song of great social and political import
llanwydd: who are you pete seger
Dexter Fong: and upset the trade balance?
llanwydd: peat cigar?
Principalpoop: ok ok, nevermind
boney: cease, did you ask Dave Ossman who his fave director wuz?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Uh-oh, you know you sing off key Poop
cease: i was just quoting from a pete seeger song earlier
Principalpoop: what would you do if I sang out of tune?
boney: Maybe I'll name my next cat Orson
Dexter Fong: Hit you with a pitch pipe
cease: i never have, boney, but i would guess orson welles and preston sturges
llanwydd: newspaper men meet such interesting people...
Principalpoop: i'll take a hit off any pipe
boney: He'd have to be a Maine Coon Cat
Elayne: You'd be right, Cat.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Fall off the edge of the piano
cease: you see my blog post about austin and preston sturges, el?
boney: I'm guessing Orson Welles, cease
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I like Orson
llanwydd: I saw a maine coon cat once. funny looking thing
Principalpoop: now baby, I know the difference between right and wrong...
Elayne: Yes, Cat.
cease: i wonder if austin will visit tonight?
Dexter Fong: Aren't those coon cats kinda nappy headed?
llanwydd: no I didn't mean a black guy from bangor
Audrey F. (aka Hope): What's the use of wondrin'
Merlyn: they sleep a lot?
cease: i didnt enjoy The Palm Beach Story as much as he did, but adored Sullivan's Travels
llanwydd: you beat me to it dex
Principalpoop: i lost my tarot cards, anybody got any tea dregs?
Dexter Fong: A blig black guy flom blangor
boney: A cat named Orson should be black. With an intense gaze
cease: i might have a few poop, but not that kinda tea
Audrey F. (aka Hope): LOL Dex
Dexter Fong: and astounding girth
boney: Weighing about 15 pounds
Principalpoop: kinda sorta tea?
llanwydd: my sisters cat became enormous at times. lived to be 16
Dexter Fong: I've met some intense gays
Principalpoop: that was hunter thompsons lawyer
Dexter Fong: Drama queens
||||||||| H Stones sashays in at 9:28 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Sorta Tea was Hunter Thompson's lawyer?
llanwydd: hey stones
Principalpoop: ahh stones got the other knocker
H Stones: Greetings
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hiya Stones
Dexter Fong: Well sashayed Sto
boney: soaking in your blog item now, cease
boney: brb
cease: hi stones
Principalpoop: noo, the big black guy, a hawaian
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Well somebody had to get it
cease: don ho?
H Stones: been listening to our local elections results
Dexter Fong: and we'll all pay for it
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Did you know he bit the dust recently?
boney: talented comedian and resident of the World Bank
Principalpoop: don't vote, it just encourages them
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: poor mud
cease: i wrote a blog post about it, audrey. sort of
Audrey F. (aka Hope): How's the election going stones?
Principalpoop: i thought he kissed a shotgun
llanwydd: just curious, audrey. are you the same audrey farber who used to hang out here before I started?
Elayne: Sorry, fading a bit...
Dexter Fong: Muddie died from Den Gay Fever
Principalpoop: wb E
cease: tiny's girlfriend was Audrey, as I recall. she used to visit here sometimes
Audrey F. (aka Hope): At least it wasn't Ben Gay fever
Elayne: I've been here, I've just been watching TV.
Principalpoop: that should say Bengay, indian fever
Dexter Fong: Or Ben Dover Syndrome either
H Stones: same as always, the people are really dim when it comes to working out who is robbing them and they vote based on what they heard on TV last night rather than on any real facts
boney: okay, it's a tie. Sturges and Welles at the Ossman household
Principalpoop: ahh what is on the tube?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I doubt it, Illwwyydd, was there another one?
boney: Cat Scratch Fever... Indian tiger
Principalpoop: her name was nancy
llanwydd: there was indeed
Principalpoop: or bettyjoe bilolosky
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Rats, I wanted a unique name
Dexter Fong: llan: Hope is from NYC the other Audrey was from California?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I almost came in as BJB but didn't want to get censored
Principalpoop: audrey F. is un ee cue
Audrey F. (aka Hope): That's why I took the F. ha ha
H Stones: i know how your feel Audrey my initials are BJ
Dexter Fong: Gimme an F
Dexter Fong: gimme a U
Principalpoop: F you fong
Dexter Fong: gimme a C
Principalpoop: up yours fong
Principalpoop: cock you fong
Dexter Fong: WHoopie, we're all gonna die
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Catherwood, bring the boys an F
||||||||| Catherwood gives the boys an f.
Principalpoop: what?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): What is reality?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood give me a pass...a forward pass
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Fong a passa forward pass.
Principalpoop: reality is a crutch
Dexter Fong: and truth is a wheel chair
Principalpoop: that is what I said back in my stoner years anyway
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I hear strains of Country Joe...
||||||||| "9:35 PM? 9:35 PM!!" says Catherwood, "doctec should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as doctec enters and sits in the comfy chair.
cease: better than an electric chair
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Woodstock has been on tv recently
llanwydd: isn't "forward pass" redundant?
doctec: hi gang
Dexter Fong: Hop: Country Joe Cocker
Principalpoop: country joe is really doctec
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
cease: and speaking of electricity, here's Doc Technical
llanwydd: I've never heard of a backward pass
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Sigh...the one-track mind crew
Principalpoop: the little bird from charlie brown? I like him
Elayne: Hey DocTec!
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hi DOc
doctec: bubba's brain will not be on chat this evening - he & cath are headed to wisconsin for a well-earned break
cease: any good news on the employement front?
Merlyn: hey doc
Dexter Fong: llan: A backward pass if fumbled can be picked up by opposing team
Principalpoop: a cheese vacation, wow
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Poop are you up pat your bedtime?
Principalpoop: no, pat is not here
Audrey F. (aka Hope): past
Principalpoop: if she was, you bet
doctec: poor guy had to jump thru hoops this week - lodestone's domain host moved his & other sites to a new server monday
Dexter Fong: failed
||||||||| Mudhead bounds in at 9:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Durn this browser
Principalpoop: she past away?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Forward pass into the past
Principalpoop: wb mud
H Stones: Hi Mud
doctec: problem is, the new server's config is differenty from the previous server and they did *not* take a lot of things into account when they switched all the sites over
llanwydd: anybody want some of this jambalaya?
Principalpoop: firefox is working super, thanks for the advice, I wish I had taken it sooner
llanwydd: I can fax it to you
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I hate uncontrollable changes
Principalpoop: what is in it llan?
H Stones: dont ask PP
doctec: missing modules, different paths etc. caused major problems with the lodestone sale - i pitched in to help get the site back up & running tuesday & part of wednesday
cease: i have that on order. the sf tv series. or is it firefly?
Merlyn: hey mud
Dexter Fong: Me too Hope, nickles and dimes and quarters all over the place
Merlyn: problem fixed?
Principalpoop: what?
llanwydd: some chicken, kielbasa, I'm going to put in some red salmon...
Audrey F. (aka Hope): (Audrey F. scrambles to pick up all the change)
llanwydd: onion, garlic, hot red pepper
doctec: yeah, most problems fixed. the remaining issues aren'
doctec: ren't a big deal
Dexter Fong: Oh that Audrey, she's a loose change woman
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Have you ever tasted salmon roe?
||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:39 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
cease: david bowie's best song
||||||||| 9:39 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
H Stones: did you coin that phrase Dexter
boney: catherwood bring Merlyn and Doctec the clap
||||||||| Catherwood brings merlyn and doctec the clap.
Principalpoop: i recall watching 10 years ago when labor swept in, the bbc folks were dumbfounded
Dexter Fong: Hope: Sure, why do you ask
llanwydd: yes I have audrey. I've had it on sushi
Merlyn: ok, haven't heard of any problems via the website or mailing list, so maybe nothing major
Principalpoop: I thought that was neil diamond's song
boney: that didn't work
doctec: i will not know whether i landed the nasdaq gig until mid-week next week - the guy who interviewed me is on vacation all this week
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Mud you're having a time of it tonight aren't you
Principalpoop: bastards
H Stones: Labour are fading now PP but still strong enough to continue to cause damage
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Saw it in the health food store the other day Dex and wondered what it tasted like. Any good?
doctec: the lodestone shopping cart was s.o.l. late sunday thru monday afternoon
Principalpoop: don't let the conservatives back in
Principalpoop: go socialistic or something
boney: catherwood give Merlyn and Doctec the clap
||||||||| Catherwood gives merlyn and doctec the clap.
boney: clapper... Still losing letters
H Stones: the conservatives are more left and liberal than Labour now PP
Elayne: I can see I arrived on a strange evening.
Dexter Fong: Hope: Well if you like caviar, you'd prolly like salmon roe
Audrey F. (aka Hope): ROTFLOL
Mudhead: i hate when that happens doc
doctec: don't clap, just throw money! preferably in large denominations
llanwydd: that servant sure does what he's told
Merlyn: Catherwood, give me some penicillin
||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn some penicillin.
H Stones: Blair is two steps to the right of Attilla the Hun
Principalpoop: now I am confused, situation normal....
cease: sounds like Sally in Charlie Brown's Xmas
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Never tried caviar, felt sorry for the mama fish
cease: he's from the middle ages
Principalpoop: Sally had the clap and needed penicilin too?
boney: catherwood bring Doctec some antibiotics
||||||||| Catherwood hands doctec some antibiotics.
doctec: catherwood, give doctec a large was of c-notes
||||||||| Catherwood hands doctec a large was of c-notes.
doctec: caterwood, give doctec a large WAD of c-notes
Principalpoop: i bet dustbin gave it to her
H Stones: fingerprinting of drivers and children for example
Dexter Fong: Doc: Wad?
Principalpoop: pigpin
doctec: that's better
Principalpoop: i feel better
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I kinda like Dustbin
boney: roll up your sleeve and bend over
Principalpoop: whats the word from johannesburg?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): How are you finding the Vista Mud?
H Stones: Vista lol
boney: isch ein Joe Burger
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I know, Stones, that's kinda my reaction
Mudhead: Hope, its all they say an more
Mudhead: I love it
Principalpoop: Ike in berlin, err
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Who says?
H Stones: i am weening my self away from windows, by using lots of open source programs
doctec: mudhead
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I'll c
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Same as I
doctec: mudhead: which version of vista you runnin'?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Crap
Mudhead: Im enjoying this one, its a very siumople install, and it works
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Same as I've been suggested Stones
boney: http://www.joburg.org.za/
Principalpoop: calm yourself audrey
H Stones: they havent even fixed XP yet so i wont hold my breath
Mudhead: Im on Ultimate
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Dependency is a bummer
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and SheriffLugarTweenhandle disembarks at 9:45 PM.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: I'm not a drinking' man on duty Mr. Cox; I swear to hell I saw it...
H Stones: Yo Tween Dude
cease: tween
Mudhead: Tweenster!
Elayne: Hey Tween!
llanwydd: hey tween
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Thanks Poop I needed that
doctec: i run a very lean xp system 'cause i use music & audio progs, they don't get along well with lots of bg processes running
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hi there Tween
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Yo dere, everybody...
Dexter Fong: Twe
Principalpoop: that was no sterno bum, tween is a respected law-enforcement officer
doctec: hey tween
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I'll check back in with ya in another 2 years Mud
llanwydd: it's no crazed sterno bum
H Stones: same here Doc, i had to close down lots of background services
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Maybe crazed, but no sterno bum...
Merlyn: but a respected law entrapment officer
cease: i ordered that book you recommended, tween
Principalpoop: i paraphrased, so shoot me, ban me, crush my soul and destroy my existence
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Gotchya!
H Stones: am still getting video noise over audio on some music software
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Yup I need to be lean on the machine too
Dexter Fong: What a stern old bum
llanwydd: happy harry reminds me so much of art bell
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Great, cease. It's a real eye-opener :-)
Mudhead: Well, Ive now got XP Pro, Vista Home, Business and Ultimate, Ubuntu, Red Hat, and my trusty knoppix disk
doctec: my norton firewall expired, i upgraded to norton 360 - i am having good experience with it, it doesn't hog resources like previous norton s/w nor does it slow down my system as much as prev version
boney: Elayne, I'm looking forward to Cat Friday
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: I see Mr. Clem's still under the weather. Damned ticks...
Audrey F. (aka Hope): All on the same machine Mud?
cease: i'm reading A Game As Old As Empire now, kinda economic hitman sequel
Mudhead: Whats Cat Friday?
Principalpoop: i use an zone alarm
cease: they're all cat days for me
Audrey F. (aka Hope): So you like the Norton firewall Doc?
Dexter Fong: Clem has ticks? Then we must flea
Mudhead: yes Hope
Principalpoop: old
H Stones: so do i Poop
H Stones: works fine
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: That's quite a smorgasbord you've got there, Mud...
Elayne: Dang, I just don't have concentration tonight. Sorry.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I tried Zone Alarm but it drove me nuts
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:49 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Principalpoop: no no, i thought he drank a bad lime gimlet...
cease: by el
Dexter Fong: bye Ela
Principalpoop: a short drive audrey?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: I've been using Norton Firewall for several years on the OS 9 side. I love it.
doctec: norton 360, hope - it replaces norton personal firewall/anti-virus/internet security
Mudhead: yah, i got peeps callin all the time
Principalpoop: afk, I need java
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: The ever-so-dynamic and remendable Ms. E!
Audrey F. (aka Hope): That's the only drive I know Mud
cease: so do the javanese
llanwydd: bad gimlet? how can you tell?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): It says "Bad Gimlet" on the label
llanwydd: lol audrey
Principalpoop: back
boney: http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2007/04/friday-cat-blogging-kevin-drum-way-too.html
doctec: without concerntration you could be in jeopardy - unless you know the password and play your hunch
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bob D Caterino into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:51 PM, then departs.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Yah, I have that multi-Norton thing now and don't like it at all
H Stones: hi Bob
llanwydd: hey bob
Dexter Fong: Bobby D
Principalpoop: hi bob
llanwydd: anybody heard any fantastic music lately?
Bob D Caterino: Hey just dropped in to see ya's
doctec: http://lolcats2.com
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Hey Bob...
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Well Bob D long time no see
doctec: y not hope?
H Stones: yes llan but little of it from Europe
Bob D Caterino: countdown tifor two weeks when I get cable. Dial up is out of style
boney: Elayne spit. Darn
doctec: lland: bjork - volta
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I LUV typos
Bob D Caterino: Audry F??????
boney: split, not spit. Her cat spit
llanwydd: I'm getting into an italian band called pfm.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Cable's where the fair's at...
Principalpoop: lou reed is singing walk on the wild side on my jukebox right now llan
Mudhead: o/ for Bob
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hmm well I'll tell ya doc tec some of the functions like the email scan say they're not working and can't be refreshed
llanwydd: I remember that song princ
H Stones: i found my way onto a server by the back door which gave me access to lots of free music downloads
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo
Bob D Caterino: Hey Poop, do the colored girl still sing?
doctec: refreshed? you mean the "live update" thing?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Sorry Bob, but had to come up with something better than Hope
Principalpoop: he and they are doing the do do do part rightnow, then the saxaphone lol
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Nope not live update
doctec: h stones: grammy.ru (gotta be patient tho - and it helps if you can read russian)
Audrey F. (aka Hope): You know how when your hard drive dies...
Bob D Caterino: lime wire gets you all the music you need and no pop ups or pain in the but things like hidden crap.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Just used Live Update a few minutes ago. Love being reminded to update my virus patches once a month.
doctec: basically, click on any of the songs on the grammy.ru home page ...
Audrey F. (aka Hope): and one of the functions on the Norton couldn
Principalpoop: i've got the music in me kiki deeee
doctec: then on next page there is a search field at top of window, with 4 radio buttons undreneath ...
Bob D Caterino: Wel I Hope all is good
Audrey F. (aka Hope): be restored at all
Principalpoop: i use billy
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Alot of junk on Limewire, but it's pretty useful.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Another great old tune, P
Principalpoop: toe tapper
doctec: i figured out that first two radio buttons are "album" and "artist" ...
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Thanks Bob and you?
Mudhead: TY Bob
Bob D Caterino: Kiki Dee, lol Elton: dont go breakin my heart. ( said the gay man to a woman)
Bob D Caterino: iki: I couldnt if I tried
Principalpoop: be kind bob
doctec: select "artist" and type in an artist name, then follow artist link that comes up (if artist name found in site archive)
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Well, he is actually Bi, Bob
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Poop, are you up?
Principalpoop: up what?
boney: Orson http://lolcats2.com/fattyel5.html
Audrey F. (aka Hope): My head hurts again
Principalpoop: i'm in the neighborhood
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: To no good, doubtless
Bob D Caterino: Hmm Bi with a toupe
doctec: lots and lots of individual mp3s you can stream. if you make winamp your default mp3 player for browser, you should be able to save the mp3 files you stream
Bob D Caterino: ok, my site crashed so a new one in a pinch
Bob D Caterino: ttp://www.geocities.com/authorbobbyd
Audrey F. (aka Hope): That's what I've got Doc, WinAmp
cease: maybe you need a new hat, audrey
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Spreak Engrish, toupe!
Bob D Caterino: http://www.geocities.com/authorbobbyd
llanwydd: I speak a little french but not enought to be bi
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Check out www.pcradioshow.org they have lots of great tips
Bob D Caterino: You aint got no hair on your left
Principalpoop: jean luc ponty has a daughter, plays piano, but I was disappointed... that acorn rolled away from the tree
H Stones: check this out discreetly Doc huge list of all kinds of stuff, apparently a data base for a radio station but all downloadable and well worth a look
H Stones: http://www.gergov.org/Music/
doctec: cool thx stones!
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: And there he is!
boney: Doctec, I have a high speed cable connection but lately web pages have been loading like on an old 9600 dialup modem
||||||||| Tor Hershman enters at 9:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I'm in trouble Cat cuz I don't wear hats
Dexter Fong: High TOR
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, All
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Jeeze, Boney... no fun at all...
boney: I've checked the high speed connection, it's working fine
cease: tor
llanwydd: hey tor
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Evenin' TOR
Bob D Caterino: Napoleon there coming to take me away ha ha and I live in a split level head. always great for the head
Tor Hershman: I gotta get CNI in now
H Stones: djownload speeds vary a lot though Doc
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Hi Tor
Bob D Caterino: Hope, you look good who ever you are
Principalpoop: coool stones
doctec: if the web pages you view are too sappy, it'll slow down the page refresh rate
Dexter Fong: Hope we all look good whoever we are
Principalpoop: hi tor
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Txs Bob, you always did pour on the sugar
boney: I did a partial scan with my virus software last night
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Vitogoomba - I love it Bob LOL
doctec: sounds like you need the internet pc equivalent of roto rooter
Bob D Caterino: well MORE SUGAR
Principalpoop: jelly jelly allman brothers
boney: I'll do a complete scan later tonight... It'll take hours
Bob D Caterino: tWEEN VITO GOOMBA???
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Catherwood bring everyone a round of sugar
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a round of sugar.
Bob D Caterino: wow caps locked and loaded
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Your e-mail addy
boney: Most web pages are loading lots slower than before
Principalpoop: is it exciting stones? should I turn on the coverage?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): To quote Mudhead, calm down Bob
Dexter Fong: Boney: It's because of global warning
llanwydd: lemon curry?
Bob D Caterino: I get a bang out of life..........do wa do da sometimes I got to go home and (BANG!!!) THE LITTLE WIFE.
cease: so is everything else
Dexter Fong: Lime GImlet?
Principalpoop: vista is checking for illegal copying activities 26 times a seconds
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Nasi Gorin...
Bob D Caterino: VODKA GIMLET
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: He's Nazi Goring - he's never boring...
boney: I'm getting paranoid about spyware. Maybe my ISP is now a subsidiary of The Phone Company and is "improving" their product
Tor Hershman: Gad, I lost the power to post while CNI t'were on tongiht
llanwydd: must try nasi goring next time I'm in malaysia
Bob D Caterino: YEAK Nazi Goring do you know what it is?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Good Grid, P - that's ridiculous
doctec: those commie kisses destroyed my will
Tor Hershman: Glad it's only tech talk
Bob D Caterino: Nazi goring is an indian spice dish
cease: thuoght it was indonesian
boney: Maybe a secret executive order to spy on anyone who objects to being spied on
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Lots of chutney?
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu are correct sir
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Is it made with animal intestines?
Bob D Caterino: I spy who do you spy
doctec: indonesia for the indonesians!
Dexter Fong: Hope: No, that haggis
H Stones: vista seems to prevent all the things that xp media edition made possible, if thats progress i can do without it
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: We don't know if you have something to hide unless you object to being searched, Boney
Bob D Caterino: Dexter, are these your haggis?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Ah, Veteran's Day...
llanwydd: there is nothing that isn't eaten in the far east
doctec: xp media edition = BAD O/S
H Stones: but it had its uses doc
llanwydd: they eat anything with four legs but a table
Principalpoop: the far east? near Norfolk?
Tor Hershman: I haven't used anything past Windows 95, 'cept for Movie Maker.
Dexter Fong: Bob: That's no hag, that's the little woman
Bob D Caterino: Tor, I remember you from the message board do I not?
doctec: i'm running xp pro - not perfect by any means but with bg processes at a minimum it's pretty stable
llanwydd: not that far princ
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: A cousin who worked at a Chinese place said, "if it moves, the Chinese have a rtecipe for it"
Tor Hershman: The Folks in Canton.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: recipe
boney: I've got a Mac mini. OS X.4.9... Most recent security patch... Camino and Safari have slowed down
llanwydd: if it moves, slithers or pulsates
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: (sprelling chkr not vorkin)
Tor Hershman: I mean, what is the folks in Canton?
Principalpoop: i found my ms-dos 6.0 disk today, one 3.5 floppy
doctec: i shut down wireless card and bypass norton 360 when i hunker down to do serious audio/video/music production
H Stones: i now use Media Player classic instead of the windows monster and openoffice instead of msoft office
Dexter Fong: You want Sweet and Spicy bouncing ball?
cease: donner, party of 4
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I was just watching an adventurous gourmet show about Ecuador llwwyyddssff
boney: a lot
Tor Hershman: Bob, could well be so.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: I like to use Firefox because of all the add-ons like AdBlocker and NoScript
llanwydd: bouncing ball? what is it dex
Audrey F. (aka Hope): They eat some pretty freaky stuff
Principalpoop: blitzen, part of 8
boney: I'm thinking about switching from cable to DSL. Sonic.net looks good
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Oops, make that 3
Principalpoop: y
Tor Hershman: Ohhh, go get a bag of Hershey's RaZZZberry kisses. Them mofos izzzzzzzzz gooood!
Dexter Fong: llan: One part artificial leather, many parts air
llanwydd: aha
llanwydd: can you bounce a temple ball?
Principalpoop: i thought it was cold breeze up one pant leg
Dexter Fong: I can bounce a ball of Shirley's temple
Audrey F. (aka Hope): I see you Jimmy, get well soon you sweet thing
Principalpoop: ahhh, the kinks, you really got me going
||||||||| boney leaves to catch the 10:08 PM train to California.
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Oops Mud took another powder
Tor Hershman: bye bone
Audrey F. (aka Hope): so to speak
doctec: a pool league friend brought me a 5-1/4" disk belonging to a friend of his - he wanted its contents copied to 3.5" floppy
cease: as long as i gaze at waterloo station, i am in paradise
Principalpoop: i have an old ibm pc that could do that, it has a yellow monochrom monitor
doctec: i have an ancient 486 with a 5-1/4" drive, tried firing it up tuesday to no avail - pulled floppy out & got it working w/lili's old win2k system
llanwydd: is waterloo station pretty, cat?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): My eyes are burnin' guys, gotta go
doctec: but it wouldn't read the disk :-(
Tor Hershman: Doc, pocket poop or swimming?
H Stones: whenever i boot xp i sing Tired of Waiting
Principalpoop: they are incredible doc
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Have a good weekend y'all
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Adios, Ms. Farber
cease: by, audrey
Tor Hershman: Poop = Pool
H Stones: see ya Audrey
Principalpoop: night audrey kiss kiss
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: lol Stones
Dexter Fong: I can bounce a ball of Shirley's temple
doctec: the label in the disk said "speedway math" - it's an educational prog for kids
Tor Hershman: Cracked moiself up
llanwydd: night audrey
Principalpoop: should I be insulted or complimented tor?
Audrey F. (aka Hope): Sweet dreams.....
Tor Hershman: bye
||||||||| 10:11 PM -- Audrey F. (aka Hope) left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Night Hope
||||||||| 10:11 PM: Bambi jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
doctec: it had a date of 1986 on the floppy. i poked around on the net, found out that it was not a pc program, it only ran on apple ii pcs
Tor Hershman: Now, you cracked moi up, Prin.
Bambi: howdy dear friends
llanwydd: hey bambi!
doctec: win2k wouldn't read it :-)
Principalpoop: http://www.squakenet.com/abandonwarering/site.asp?idgame=725&url=http://www.abandonware-paradise.org/
Principalpoop: ahh hi bambi :)
Mudhead: Catherwood get Bambi a toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi a toasted almond.
H Stones: Hi Bambi, hope Clem is feeling a bit better
Bambi: great to see you ll
Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi, how's the Clem doin'?
Bambi: all
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam
doctec: hey bambi, hows clem?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: A ProDOS disc, eh?
doctec: any improvement?
Principalpoop: how are you and root and whats his name?
cease: Bambi!
cease: uh, clem?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Evenin' Bambi :-)
Bambi: sorry about no show, clem's step mom may not make it through the night :-(
doctec: tween: yeah i guess - don't know for sure, as i do not have an apple ii pc hanging around
Principalpoop: yah, thats him
Principalpoop: oh no bambi :( oh no
doctec: oh dear - sorry to hear the news bambi
cease: sorry to hear that, bambi
Dexter Fong: Jeeze Bambi, you guys are getting all the shit at once
Tor Hershman: Death is always a shock
Bambi: yeah, it's really tough going right now
doctec: dex: you got that right
Principalpoop: when it rains it pours, oh my
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bubba's Brain close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:13 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!
Dexter Fong: Bub
H Stones: thnaks for you blog entry Bambi
doctec: bubba - thought you were on the road!
Bambi: I know, I guess it comes in threes .... I hate to see what comes next lol
llanwydd: very sorry to hear bambi
Principalpoop: hi bubba, I thought you on your way to wisconsin
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Wow, Bambi. That's terrible...
Bambi: you did notice Stones :-)
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bub
Bambi: my pleasure
H Stones: yes read it and more
Principalpoop: be strong bambi, always
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Yeah, when it rains, it pours, eh?
Mudhead: Sorry to hear that Bambi, my best to you in your time
Bambi: we're trying to stay strong ...
cease: indeed
Bambi: hi Bubba
Dexter Fong: Keep your head down and stay off the ridge line
Mudhead: Im afraid its my time to leave tho, g'night dear friends
H Stones: take care and have a good week Mud
Tor Hershman: bye, Mud
Dexter Fong: Night Muddie
Principalpoop: stay well mud, have a good week
||||||||| Mudhead runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 10:15 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
llanwydd: nite muddy
cease: night, mud
doctec: nite mud
Bambi: we like the Blue Ridge
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Hey Bubba... how's tricks in the Hoosier state?
Principalpoop: that is my blue ridge
Bambi: oops, missed Mudhead :-(
Dexter Fong: Bambi: You get silhoetted
Principalpoop: the closest official town is called Blue Ridge
Bubba's Brain: Howdy doo, all... sorry about the slow response, Firefox just timed out... twice now.
cease: ah bub. you showed up after all
Bambi: well, ok than we'll take the alleganies and the smokies then
Principalpoop: ahhh I will share, this land your land and my land, right?
Dexter Fong: And I'll take the Rockies and the highs
llanwydd: I prefer the adirondacks
Bubba's Brain: Packin up for a few days away.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Guess that leaves me with the Davis mountains
doctec: i'd give an allegheny for a smokie right now
cease: pepublican debate was between the far right and the very far right
Bambi: never been to the rockies, would love to go there before I bite the big one lol
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Commie Pinko Poop
Principalpoop: you have beauts, right tween
cease: i'm listening to myddradio coverage of it
Dexter Fong: Doc: Breaker Breaker DocT, smokie on your tailpipe
Principalpoop: yes comrade
Bambi: lol
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: lol P
H Stones: hey Dex we got a convoy, you copy ?
doctec: he must be havin' fun followin' my pot-powered vehicle
Principalpoop: i could not watch that, too expensive
llanwydd: and raht purty too
Dexter Fong: Copy that Stones..keep that shiny side up
Principalpoop: replacing the tv and doctor bills for my foot, new shoe
cease: lol doc
H Stones: are you pushing big whells good buddy ?
H Stones: wheels
cease: that'll be popular in vancouver
Dexter Fong: Oushing a 16 wheller with a road ranger 24 on the floor power train
Principalpoop: where in the blue ridge bambi? near roanoke?
Tor Hershman: Well, night, all. Stay on Groovin' Safari
doctec: bert convoy?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Who needs oil, eh? Just get yourself some CN grow lamps
Bambi: for anyone else who's interested, the blog entry on national ids is on my blog http://www.bambismusings.com
Principalpoop: ciao tor
Dexter Fong: Surf's up Tor
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bob D Caterino - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: nite tor
cease: tor
Principalpoop: i glanced at that, I will read it in full later
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Do chek out Bambi's blog. That's a really good one...
H Stones: thanks for that Bambi
Dexter Fong: Pace Bobby D
cease: will read, bambi
Bambi -)
doctec: bambi: i'll have to catch up on your blog - it's been a hectic week this week - full moon zaniness
llanwydd: ever row an oak?
Bambi :-)
doctec: lland: clever
Dexter Fong: I slapped a beech
Principalpoop: it used to be called salt lick llan
cease: no, but i jamesed a town
Bambi: heard that doc ... this would normally be clem's favorite time
doctec: lili's crashed out here on the sofa, and i'm fading fast myself
Bambi: how's lili doing?
Principalpoop: the weather is #3 bambi, from the 80s down to the 50s in one day...
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Lili's doing OK otherwise?
doctec: i shall bid you asll a fond farewell and vow to check in again next week - same bat time same bat channel
llanwydd: nite doc
Principalpoop: good luck doc
Bambi: same here princep ... strange to go from 80s to 50s
Principalpoop: and lili
H Stones: ok take care Doc and best to lili
Dexter Fong: You and Lili be well, Doc
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Sound like some of the storms we get in TX, P
cease: keep on, doc
doctec: prednisone down to 5 mg, and she's been needing less of the o2 these past few days
Bambi: our very best to you doc, and lili
Principalpoop: fantastic news doc, fantastic
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: That's great, Doc
doctec: thanx dex - my thoughts and prayers are with you & clem bambi - catch y'all on the flip side - have a better one!
Bambi: glad to hear it doc ... nice for those minor miracles, eh?
doctec: ttfn ttyl etc nytol ymmv (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
||||||||| doctec rushes off, saying "10:23 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bambi: thanks doc, we could use them
Principalpoop: texas does have the extremes of hot and cold
Dexter Fong: Welcome to Texas, land of extremes
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: We get systems like that coming out of the Panhandle. Temps can drop 30 degrees in an hour
Principalpoop: i used to be a tream too
cease: from george hw to george w
llanwydd: very extreme, princ
Bambi: clem is/was still very tired from the illness ... still waiting on tests
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: It's really 5 very distinct regions (TX)
Bambi: and that was before the latest news of course
cease: all strength to him, bambi
llanwydd: I've been in san antonio when it was 80 degrees one minute and under 20 the next
Principalpoop: do they have a treatment for that now? before, it was a mystery disease :(
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Can we have the "h" back?
Principalpoop: please
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Whoa, LL
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: lol P
H Stones: its your own fault for dropping H's Tween
Bambi: thanks, have passed it on to clem
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Must be, P
llanwydd: this was when I was in air force basic training. the instructor said "It won't snow" and it did
Principalpoop: ahh, clem is strong, he will be fine
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: We do need to apologize for this Presidency
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Yikes LL
H Stones: anyone can make a mistake Tween
Dexter Fong: Twenn, I don't
Principalpoop: from what I see on the tv, hillary is just waiting to be crowned
Dexter Fong: But a lotta dumbass voters got some 'spalining to do
Bambi: weren't too sure when he had to go to the emergency room with blood pressure sky rocketing though princep ;-)
H Stones: same here Fong
Principalpoop ( bambi
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Well, you may have a chance to apologize for Gulianni, Dex ;-)
Bambi: the queen was in richmond today, williamsburg soon
Dexter Fong: Tween: Didn't vote for that piece of shit either
cease: dont offer her any cheese
llanwydd: yeah she goes to virginia every 50 years
Bambi: jamestown tomorrow from what I hear
Principalpoop: don't pull your punches fong, tell us what you feel...
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Well, if you think _I_ voted for Bush...
llanwydd: I used to go a lot more often
H Stones: maybe she will settle down over there Bambi
Bambi: lol stones
Principalpoop: did bill come with her? I don't care about her..
Dexter Fong: I . . .I feel. . . .I feel a .....a song coming on
H Stones: i brought my saxaphone, lets do the gig right here Dex
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: stevie ray vaughn crossfire
Dexter Fong: Jaundice rules
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Exxxxxcelent song....
Principalpoop: will you go look at her bambi?
H Stones: i dont know that one Dex can you whistle it please
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: At least we know to raise a statue to here in Austin ;-)
Dexter Fong: Is that where I put my lips together and blow, Holmes?
Bambi: I hate traffic ... and crowds
H Stones: careful, you may get waved at
llanwydd: everybody's got jaundice tonight
Dexter Fong: I hate owls...and crickets
Principalpoop: me too bambi, oki
H Stones: how dare you suggest such a thing Dexter
cease: its those sneaky litttle yellow stains
Dexter Fong: Stones you chicken arouser, you suggested it
Bambi: I love owls, and crickets are lucky they say lol
Principalpoop: those kids, sometimes I think they do it on purpose
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: I like crickets if they're playing w/Buddy Hlooy
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Holly
Dexter Fong: Bambi: You have a talking cricket
cease: the silver beetles return
Bambi: nothing's on purpose, man...
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: (darned rented fingers...)
Principalpoop: lol
Bambi: no talking crickets, but we had a talking parakeet
Principalpoop: hooey on holly
Dexter Fong: afkfr
llanwydd: well, I've got to rezone. Zone out eventually. see you next week.
H Stones: is that a keet that jumps out of airplanes Bambi ?
Principalpoop: my last girlfriend had a great parakeets
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Take care, LL
Principalpoop: have a super week llan, thanks for the gumbo
Bambi: more like a mini english budgie ll
Bambi: lol
Bambi: night llanwydd
H Stones: bye llan
cease: llan
Principalpoop: who won in devonshire stones?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: There actually was an English band called Budgie
H Stones: didnt follow it PP sorry
Principalpoop: that is ok, I have no idea where it is...
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Bambi: lol Tween...don't think Cosmo was a mini band but he sure seemed to think so at times
H Stones: and a TV drama called budgie which starred ex pop star Adam Faith
Merlyn: see you next week, might be some interesting non-Firesign related events by next chat...
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Sorry, Karl, it was a trick question. Devonshire has _never_ won the English cup.
cease: look forward to it, merl
Principalpoop: good luck M, and thanks so much again
Bambi: night mr wizard :-)
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:36 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: You tease
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Au revoir, Merl
H Stones: thanks from this side too Merlyn
Bambi: thanks Merlyn :-)
Principalpoop: gosh, now I will have to come back again next week to find out
H Stones: same time same firestation
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: i miss your voices bambi and whosits
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Who sites and who stands?
Dexter Fong: sits
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: You gotta join us on Saturday, Princ
Principalpoop: he makes you stand the whole time?
Principalpoop: not in my routine, and I am creature of habit
Dexter Fong: Bambi makes me stand (snicker)
Principalpoop: hehe fong hehe
Bambi: yes, please do ... we'd love to have you join us for the saturday line up on CNIRadio.com for info
Principalpoop: yes, yes she does!
Principalpoop: i try, I will try harder
Dexter Fong: yes yes I said...yes yes...and the little Andalusian boys,,,yes
Principalpoop: we will make stones come too
Dexter Fong: he said comes heh heh
H Stones: i see the industrial strength viagra has kicked in Dexter
Bambi: you boys are such a bunch of tools!
Principalpoop: is that what I sound like when I do that fong? disgusting lol
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Stones: It's kicked in Dexter and all my backup singers too
Dexter Fong: llan died a measly death
Principalpoop: he is german?
Dexter Fong: He *was* german
H Stones: you seem to be very "tense" dexter
Principalpoop: better luck next time llan
Dexter Fong: Now, he's just part of the great cosmic weltschmertz
Bambi: I'm german, mostly ... the last 1/4 is scottish, irish, dutch, french, english ... mutt
Principalpoop: geselshaft
H Stones: i tried weltschmertz but they didnt agree with me
Dexter Fong: I'm part Mutt and part Jeff
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: geshuntheit
Principalpoop: they skipped over denmark? why
Dexter Fong: and Part Smutt
Bambi: lol
H Stones: danke Tween
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Part Mutt, part Smut here...
Dexter Fong: Been there, said that =))
Principalpoop: so you are a fraulein, or somethng like that, cool
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Beat me to it, Dex
Bambi: "dah"
Bambi: lol
cease: i seem to be fading away
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Part hausfrau, part techfrau
cease: see y'all next week
Dexter Fong: Poop: I come from a long lein of frowse
Principalpoop: night cat, courage
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Happy happy, Cat
||||||||| At 10:44 PM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: long legs run in stones family
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: What's up with Cat, P?
Bambi: and my name means free ... always thought living in the US would make that easier
Dexter Fong: Night cat; we'll leave the doggie door unlocked
Bambi: night cat
Principalpoop: i have no idea, he was quiet, i am guessing parents, did not want to pry
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Bambi means free?..I thought it meant semi-orphan, dear
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Yeah, it's been rough on him.
Bambi: LOL
Principalpoop: big noses run in my family
Dexter Fong sniffs
H Stones: passes PP a hanky
Dexter Fong passes PP a honky
Principalpoop makes the voice of bugle ann
Dexter Fong: Bugle Ann? My old coon hound
Bambi: a friend of ours raises coon hounds
Principalpoop: lordy, you had an old coon hound named bugle ann too?
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: you want the hanky back stones?
Dexter Fong: Bambi" YOu outta tell him, you can't hunt coons no longer
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: I like raccoons :-(
Bambi: not last I looked
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: They're incredibly mischevous, though...
Principalpoop: this is virginia yankee
Dexter Fong: Tween: YOu a Brother Raccoon too...Whoo! Whoo! whoo!
Bambi: I had a raccoon as a pet when I was a teenager ... for a few days lol
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: (Tween gives Dex the secret Raccoon handshake)
Bambi: I am a virginia yankee ...
Dexter Fong: Then it tried to drown you and wash you right, Bambi
Principalpoop: they wash their food, or is that beavers?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Before he reduced your room to rubble, Bambi?
Dexter Fong: He said beaver heh heh
Principalpoop: of course I did hehe
Dexter Fong: I had a Russian raccoon, reduced my room to rupples
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: lol Dex
Bambi: actually, he was tame, but they wouldn't let me keep him in the house and he was an escape artist and got out of the tack room in the barn
Principalpoop: i had a belgian beaver, reduced my room to waffles
Bambi: sad, I really liked that raccoon
Dexter Fong: Poop: I had a beaverskin hat...looked like a Belgian waffle
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Well, they don't like to be cooped up
Principalpoop: poor bambi
Principalpoop: i cried during born free too
Bambi: animals are wonderful creatures :-)
Dexter Fong: Did Bambi's deer daddy have a name?
H Stones: gets out harmonca and plays blues tune
Principalpoop: turtles are singing eve of destruction on my jukebox
Dexter Fong gets out washboard and washing winding sheets
Bambi: Bobby
H Stones: damn thos turtles are getting smart
Principalpoop: bobby the raccoon
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Had a whole troupe of them that climbed a tree to get onto the upper deck of my house in Indiana. Found many ways to get into a trash can full of dry dog food. Couldn't keep the lid on the darned thing.
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Bobby? What a prosaic name
||||||||| Phil Austin strides in at 10:52 PM with Danny Vanilla badgering him for an interview; since he has no badgers, Catherwood forcibly ushers Danny Vanilla out the door.
Dexter Fong: Hey Phil
H Stones: good evening PHil
Bambi: hi Phil!
Principalpoop: oops, fong, he is here, what am I supposed to do?
Phil Austin: I'm late, I'm late, I'm very, very late.
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Hey Mr. Phil!
Dexter Fong: Hide your Waffle hat, poop
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Chasing rabbits again, Phil?
Bambi: ...never saw a vanilla badger ;-)
Phil Austin: hello, everyone
Principalpoop: leaving on a jet plane soon phil?
Dexter Fong: and hide the syrup too
Principalpoop: done fong
Phil Austin: poop: hiding in your waffle hat will do you no good.
Bambi: forgot your waist coat with the pocket watch?
H Stones: thats not a hat Phil, its a toupee
Principalpoop: oops, too late, he has got my number fong
Dexter Fong: Phil: But it looks so sheifh
Dexter Fong: sheikh
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: When the levee breaks, momma you got to run...
Dexter Fong: But son, I'm running on empty..my FEMA ran out
Phil Austin: speaking of mushrooms, and creatures with hookahs sitting atop theml, anyone notice the report of the ancient giant fungus?
Principalpoop: did the dyer maker say that tween?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Bush should have been impeached for the Katrina response alone...
Bambi: guess that's what happened to the Chanterberry tree Kris sang about when the river changed by the levee?
Dexter Fong: Phil> Is that the fungus that ate Wisconsin?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Nope Phil...
Principalpoop: I'll bite, no, what about the report of an ancient giant fungus?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Zofo on you, P ;-)
Phil Austin: I looked briefly at the log before I signed in and it looks as if Doc and Lil have pretty good mews
Bambi: must have missed that one Phil on the giant fungus ... is it among us?
Bambi: chinaberry actually
Phil Austin: dex: I think so, ancient wisconsin
Phil Austin: news
Principalpoop: yes he did, less of that strong medicine and the o2, wow
Dexter Fong: Phil" Yes..encouraging certainly..However Ah Clem has lyme's disease
Phil Austin: bamb: the fossils had been around for some time, known for some time, but just recently the mystery of what it was solved
Principalpoop: from a bad lime gimlet
Phil Austin: you're kidding! Cat has Lyme?
Dexter Fong: Phil: Was that the show on Ancient Mystery Cooking?
Bambi: yeah, and to make matters worse Clems's stop mom isn't expected to make it through the night :-(
Principalpoop: those fungi have been around a while, and they are fungis
Dexter Fong: Phil< Ah Clem, Bambi'sSO
H Stones: I bet Lyme is glad to be rid of it Dexter
Principalpoop: not cat, ahh, clem
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Ancient Giant Fungus - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/index.jhtml;jsessionid=25WURW5NCS34VQFIQMGSFFWAVCBQWIV0
Dexter Fong: Ah..you Limeys are always juiced
Phil Austin: Oh, like an idiot, I was confusing ahclem with cease. Idiotic me
Bambi: thanks for the link on the ancient fungus ... always enjoy reading about things like that
H Stones: thats why we are such smoothies Dex
Phil Austin: and really sorry to hear about the lyme. Curable?
Dexter Fong: S'Okay PHil
Principalpoop: there was no fungus on that page, I have been duped
Bambi: no worries there Phil ... happens to the best of us ... and you are the best of us :-)
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Did you know that Mushrooms came from outer space?
Bambi: not sure, the tests haven't come back yet
Bambi: the first of the test come back friday
Principalpoop: dogs came from the dog star
Bambi: dex: didn't we all lol
Dexter Fong: and Shitake's ...well from some where else
Dexter Fong: And don't even triffle with truffles
H Stones: outer space was gettin crowded and there wasnt mush room left
Principalpoop: all will learn to play the piano
Bambi: Shitake's are wonderful
Dexter Fong: or play the game
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: No shit Bambi
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: groan, Stones lol
Principalpoop: ouch, that gong is loud
Bambi: we are hoping the tests will be negative, so keeping fingers crossed
Phil Austin: I recently grew some oyster mushrooms and they were delicious. A kit from Olympia WA. that a friend gave me
Principalpoop: shhh tween, no
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: You bet, Bambi
Principalpoop: you need to open the windows and drapes in your house phil, that is not healthy
Bambi: they sell shitake logs for about 40 dollars
Dexter Fong: Phil: Have you found any earth pearls..they grow in Oyster mushrooms
Phil Austin: several of my fingers are indeed crossed. Give him my best.
H Stones: it gets damp here too Phil
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: That's make for an expensive fire...
Bambi: will do that Phil .. thanks
Phil Austin: earth pearls. what a wonderful idea
Dexter Fong: Tween: YOu don't burn it you saute it
Principalpoop: you can go into business stones
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Ah, like a cheese log...
Principalpoop: H. Stones delicious home grown oyster mushrooms
Bambi: Clem said thanks Phil
Dexter Fong: Earth Pearls...we got more...we got soilent sapphires
Dexter Fong: Dipshit siamonds
Principalpoop: dung diamonds? noooo
Dexter Fong: diamonds
H Stones: i thought and Oyster was a definiton of someone who always used yiddish expressions in everyday conversations
Bambi: you put the shitake log end down in a bucket and wait for the seeded log to sprout
Dexter Fong: Dat a VEY Stones
H Stones: i heard that shitake happens but didnt know how Bambi
Bambi: oh'vey!
Principalpoop: it is easy to grow mushrooms, but how do I know which ones under my bed I can eat?
Dexter Fong: Holy Cremini..so that's how they do it
Bambi: lol
Phil Austin: mushpuns
Bambi: better than pushpins I suppose ;-)
Principalpoop: mushmellow puns
Dexter Fong: There ain't enough jokeroom in this town for all of uas
Dexter Fong: us
Bambi: but not as good as a campfire with mush mellons
H Stones: mushuggeners
Dexter Fong: or maybe USA
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Any more news on the Danger boxed set, Phil?
Principalpoop: wait, no new subject yet please, do they taste like oysters or just look like them?
Dexter Fong: The chatter will answer the question
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, not really
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: A chatterboxed set?
Phil Austin: I'm on the phone, be back in a min.
Dexter Fong: But if you put some cocktail sause on them..
Bambi: k
Principalpoop: boxing oyster mushrooms, I would pay on pay-per-view to see that
Dexter Fong: j l
Bambi: be sure to have enough fresh horse radish in the cocktail sauce
Principalpoop: that must be uncomfortable, I sit on a chair
Dexter Fong: Bambi" Right
Principalpoop: yes, I love horseradish yum
Bambi: another good root
Principalpoop: i had an aunt that ate beef with 2 parts horseradish one part beef
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Horse radish on root? Cannibal...
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Seems exsseiv
H Stones: note the past tense PP
Dexter Fong: exccessive?
Principalpoop: i am not tense, that is "fong"
Principalpoop: that probably did it stones
Dexter Fong: Here, Poop: Have some Fong Shui mushroons
Bambi: a tent and a wigwam
Dexter Fong: walked into a condo
H Stones: didnt he see it Dexter ?
Bambi: why the long face?
Principalpoop: fong shui? I thought that was how you arranged furniture and doors so good spirts stayed in and the bad out
Dexter Fong: Poop: Precisely
H Stones: i thought it was where you fought with chairs and tables
Principalpoop: so how do I arrange the mushrooms?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: That's a funhouse mirror, Bambi
Bambi: duck, duck...
Principalpoop: the pony had a sore throat, he was a little horse
Dexter Fong: Poop: Alphabetically
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: grooooan
Bambi: ah, thanks for clearing that up for me Tween ;-)
Principalpoop: come over to my house now and clean up please tween
Dexter Fong: Tween is a clean old man
Phil Austin: so, back now
Principalpoop: watch out for foot stools in those furniture battles
Principalpoop: wb
Dexter Fong: Turn around Phil
Bambi: threw the phone out now?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: You obviously haven't seen my apartment, Dex
Principalpoop: so are buying new car insurance or consolidating your debts?
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: He's soooo back...
Dexter Fong: Tween: I sent a tent and a wigwam to chekc it out
Phil Austin: whirling around, austin sees only the past behind him
H Stones: its true Poop, i got surrouned by a nest of tables
Dexter Fong: Don't look back Phil..you know wat'll happen
Principalpoop: come in, we'll give you shelter from the storm
Bambi: you have a 'spray' for that Stones?
Principalpoop: endust
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Did you happen to see a Danger boxed set, Phil?
Dexter Fong: lol
H Stones: yes, Bambi, luckily i polished them off
Bambi: tables are dangerous in nests
Principalpoop: so, the shrooms, do they taste like oysters or look like them or what?
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: I say Stones..I can see your face in these tables
Phil Austin: oh, yeah, Box of Danger. Shout!factory just told me that they've pretty much cleared all the rights and were looking at a possible, pre-xmas 2007 release
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Ah, the tables have been turned...
Principalpoop: that is not his face, turn the table around...
Bambi: parquey
Dexter Fong: Poop: They grow under water....have to free dive to 5 fathoms to harvest them...they fight back
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Kewl :-)
H Stones: lol
Principalpoop: super news
Bambi: kewl! that's great news PHIL
Dexter Fong: Phil: Mazel Tov
Principalpoop: speaking of parkee, is your car ok fong?
Phil Austin: the mushrooms don't taste like oysters to me. Their shape might remind some of the whacky bivalves.
Principalpoop: parkay, parquay
Bambi: Tov stuck in the maze again?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Hopeless earlier..will go out late tonight
Principalpoop: but they tasted good, ok ok
Principalpoop: i heard that fong
Dexter Fong: and nobody died
H Stones: the Whacky Bivalves, werent they formed when the Country Joe and the Fish broke up ?
Dexter Fong: A White Sports car and a multi-colored bivalve
Principalpoop: the drummer had crab legs as I remember
H Stones: yes the bIvalves invented the in and out dance
Dexter Fong: And the lead singer had the Caesar Salad
Bambi: sounds like a Dr. Demento song
Principalpoop: rod stewart sang with them I think
H Stones: i dont know about his legs but he certainly had crabs
Dexter Fong: Stones: That song was covered by The Crazy Monkeys
Bambi: Wet Dreams I think it was called lol
Principalpoop: that is no laughing matter
Principalpoop: i have not thought of them in years bambi, thanks
Dexter Fong: Wet Dreams..A Guantanamo kind of thing
Principalpoop: ouch fong
Dexter Fong: Yes Tax[ayers, these imported waterboards can be your's for a song
Bambi: don't think so ... maybe they need a sturgeon
Dexter Fong: A Ted Sturgeon
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I think your deer daddy's name was ted
Phil Austin: I'm off to dreams of crustaceans, counting carapaces. Or as Zoidberg says on Futurama : "I'm going for a scuttle."
Principalpoop: the guy from the mary tyler moore show?
Bambi: barely keeping their heads below water...
Phil Austin: night all
Bambi: LOL, have a great night Phil
Dexter Fong: Scuttle me sc uppers Phil
||||||||| Phil Austin leaves at 11:23 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
H Stones: ok Phil nice to see you,
H Stones: have a good week
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Bye, Ohil...
Principalpoop: instead of wyoming and dental floss...
Principalpoop: night night
Dexter Fong: OHil, president to be
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Phil? (jeeze my typing is bad tonight)
Dexter Fong: smite the republicans where the breathe
Bambi: well, being from Texas ... it's a logical typing error Tween lol
Principalpoop: lobs her a tale
H Stones: smite smite smite
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:25 PM, dragging boney by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: ha ha
Principalpoop: wb boney
Dexter Fong: Bon Boney
Bambi: hey boney
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Hey Boney. Just missed Phil
Principalpoop: now we know you are really phil, he just left and you arrive
Bambi: hehehe
boney: Vatican calls comedian's jokes about Catholic Church "terrorism" http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/02/AR2007050201301.html
Dexter Fong: Arrive Derci
Dexter Fong: Screw the Pope
Principalpoop: look at his clothes and I am supposed to take him seriously? lol
H Stones: have you started a new thread Dexter ?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Indeed, he is so 1200's
Principalpoop: he walked off the stage of a 3rd rate broadway play
Dexter Fong: And gave himself an audience
H Stones: yes we never see the latex underwear do we ?
Dexter Fong: Stones: Just the lines underneath the flimsy Bernaise
Principalpoop: i don't think he wears any, that gives him a kick knowing...
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: As Robin Williams (I believe) said, "It's hard to take seriously a man who dresses like Liberace's stunt double"
Dexter Fong: Commando Pope...Ready For action
H Stones: and i thought it was a sceptre he was holding
Dexter Fong: A specter
boney: I was hoping that Harry Shearer would take the place of Don Imus at MSNBC
Dexter Fong: Phil
Principalpoop: yeppers, lenny bruce made a career out of that
Bambi: one would have thought Don Imus would have bought his way back into the good graces by now...
H Stones: we had some good news here, we now have an American president of the Campaign for the protection of Rural England
boney: have you even seen Osama bin Laden do standup?
Dexter Fong: Boney: It's not just MSNBC,,it's CBS and Clear Channel...don't think Harry has the AQ
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: New, New England?
Principalpoop: buy land there stones, right now
Principalpoop: do not hesitate, buy that land now
boney: Harry has Le Show
H Stones: sprt pf Tween, a writer by the name of Bill Bryson
Dexter Fong: before it's gone
Principalpoop: you bet
Principalpoop: robin hoods mall and super wal-mart coming soon
Dexter Fong: Boney: Harry's show has an infinitesmal audience compared to what Imus had
H Stones: we have them already Poop
boney: Le Show is the best on the airwaves in the American language
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Probably, P
Bambi: well, need to go and get some rest before the queen shows up in town lol
Principalpoop: more, americans know how to build more
Dexter Fong: Boney: Understand, but they ain't looking for quality first
boney: MSNBC has a tiny audience, too. A perfect fit
H Stones: make sure you have the tea and buttered scones ready for her Bambi
Bambi: have a great nytol! :-)
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Take care Bambi, and give my best to JL
Principalpoop: until it is horrible and people want to move, and so they build more someplace else
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Practice your curtsy
Bambi: will do Tween
H Stones: see you again soon Bambi
Principalpoop: yes, courage bambi and JL, ciaoo bebe
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi and best thoughts for Jimmy
H Stones: i must go now as well folks its getting early over here
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: M-A-R-X..... TV Family...
Dexter Fong: Night Stones
Principalpoop: good luck with your government, remember, you still have the queen and prince charles lol
SheriffLugarTweenhandle: Me too. Eveyone have a great week...
boney: I wish that once, just once, management would grow some cojones
H Stones: have a good week everyone see you all soon
||||||||| 11:34 PM -- SheriffLugarTweenhandle left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: oops, bus is leaving
Dexter Fong: Me too also yet still
Principalpoop: night tween
Dexter Fong: See y'all next time
Principalpoop: hail rita and have a super week
H Stones -)
Principalpoop: i will look for the fong shite mushrooms in the mail
H Stones: lol
||||||||| At 11:35 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Principalpoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
H Stones: they grow best in shite
boney: http://www.harryshearer.com/leshow/
boney: Bamb, Dex, Stones
||||||||| Outside, the 11:36 PM bus from Arizona pulls away, leaving Bightrethighrehighre coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bightrethighrehighre: *cough* *cough*....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....(didn't inhale....)....
boney: Big
boney: Nite
||||||||| "Hey boney!" ... boney turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:39 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bightrethighrehighre: missed you guys, haven't been chatting fer awhile....
Bightrethighrehighre: biz-eeeeeeeee....
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from jaundice
||||||||| H Stones - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters with boney close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 12:08 AM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
boney: I was in the bathroom. I missed everything. What a mess
||||||||| boney leaves to catch the 12:10 AM train to California.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Kellygirl plummets into the garden at 12:47 AM.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:47 AM and kinkyWifey steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| kinkyWifey - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Kellygirl - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Phil Austin
Audrey F. (aka Hope)
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
Bob D Caterino
boney
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Elayne
Firebroiled
H Stones
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
SheriffLugarTweenhandle
Tor Hershman

URL References:
http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2007/04/friday-cat-blogging-kevin-drum-way-too.html
http://lolcats2.com/fattyel5.html
http://lolcats2.com
http://www.bambismusings.com
http://www.geocities.com/authorbobbyd
http://www.gergov.org/Music/
http://www.harryshearer.com/leshow/
http://www.joburg.org.za/
www.pcradioshow.org
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.squakenet.com/abandonwarering/site.asp?idgame=725&url=http://www.abandonware-paradise.org/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/index.jhtml;jsessionid=25WURW5NCS34VQFIQMGSFFWAVCBQWIV0
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/02/AR2007050201301.html

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	kend^/Dr. Headphones
Merlyn and Tirebiter	DocTech	LiliLamont
FreqMan	Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO
Nin0	Tonk	Ah, Clem and Bambi
Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
Bubba's Brain	Bightrethighrehighre	Boney
llanwydd	Tween	Porgie
Bob D Caterino	Dave & Katie	klokwkdog 404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten
Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"