A Firesign Chat
03/29/2007




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 29, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "1:09 PM and late as usual, it's Bubba's Brain, just back from Indiana."
Bubba's Brain: Firebroiled - call Lodestone. Been trying to call, and your email is bouncing.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves at 1:32 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| ah,clem steals in around 8:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'taking a break tonight, thanks'
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 8:11 PM.
||||||||| 8:16 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
||||||||| At 8:23 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:56 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: must be somebody here by now
llanwydd: so, bb are you the lodestone guy?
llanwydd: I just went to lodestone today to try to buy "Pink Hotel" but it's out of stock
llanwydd: I guess he has left
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 29, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts H Stones inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
H Stones: Greetings Clem
llanwydd: Hey Stones!
H Stones: Hi llan
llanwydd: I ordered a swell pizza
H Stones: i just ate a Foo Yong
llanwydd: I only saw one chinese restaurant when I was in England
H Stones: maybe the other have not altered their clocks yet
llanwydd: I'm sure there are more
H Stones: lots of Chinese restaurants and take aways actually
H Stones: the nearest town is only a small place but there are at least four of them
llanwydd: yes,; this was a take-away in bristol called Pang's
H Stones: Hunger Pangs i assume
llanwydd: ironically, though, I had steak and kidney pie and my friend had fish and chips (which he complained of)
H Stones: so where is everybody
llanwydd: that's what I'd like to know
||||||||| Catherwood leads IlluminatTween inside, makes a note of the time (9:11 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
IlluminatTween: Yes, I've just founded a secret society dedicated to World Goverment by Tweenys! (I tell you this in the strictest confidence, of course...)
H Stones: talk of the devil
llanwydd: Hey Tween!
IlluminatTween: Hey LL, Stones :-)
H Stones: i presuem everyone else has not yet adjusted their watches
IlluminatTween: Where's JL's feed, more to the point...
IlluminatTween: Aren't you the presumptious one...
H Stones: still listenin to twitcast
llanwydd: my watch was never well adjusted to begin with
IlluminatTween: lol
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
IlluminatTween: You don't know what _time_ it is?
llanwydd: Hey Cat!
cease: hi all
IlluminatTween: Evenin' Mr. Feline...
H Stones: hi cease
H Stones: gong to fix a cup of tea brb
cease: no cni tonight?
IlluminatTween: Just posted a message in CNI chat to that effect...
cease: hope they are well
llanwydd: these english and their tea
IlluminatTween: Bad weather in VA, maybe?
llanwydd: I might fix a cup of green tea, though
IlluminatTween: 44 F & clear, according to Weatherbug
IlluminatTween: Probably stuck in traffic on the ferry ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bambi in through the front door at 9:18 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi: howdy
IlluminatTween: These English and their Chinese tea, you mean ...
cease: and spekaing of virgins
llanwydd: Hey Bambi!
IlluminatTween: Hello deer person...
cease: i mean virginians
H Stones: Green tea is high in fluoride llan
Bambi: JL been working hard and needed a break tonight. Sorry to disappoint, but he really needed the break.
H Stones: Hi Bambi
cease: let him rest
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:19 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Merlyn: Hello
Bambi: thank you all for your understanding.
cease: merl
H Stones: HI Merlyn
llanwydd: Hey Merl!
Bambi: green tea is high in flouride naturally Stones?
IlluminatTween: Evenin' Merlyn
IlluminatTween: LOL Bambi
cease: a natural stone. what a trip
H Stones: yes i know but fluoride is bio accumulative so the fewer sources you access the better
IlluminatTween: Spreaking of which, that was a great movie you sent about Global Dimming. Only watched about 10 minutes so far...
llanwydd: well, the whole thing about green tea is the antioxidants
H Stones: but fluoride is a carcinogen
llanwydd: I didn't know that, Stones
H Stones: most people get more than they need naturally without topping it up and rising bone cancer etc
IlluminatTween: If you think you've not had enough of conspiracy theories, try a film from an Austin guy named Alex Jones entitled "Martial Law - 9/11 Police State". He even thinks Michael Moore is on the take.
H Stones: it also attacks the thyroid gland, diminishes the intellect, causes weight gain, cause brittle bone syndrome and results in higher incidences of hip fracture
Bambi: Fun to see movies about conspiracy theories
llanwydd: fluoride can't be such a serious carcinogen if it's in the water supply
IlluminatTween: Mr. Bush must have raised on Flouride pudding lol
cease: you mean gen. jack d. ripper was right?
cease: they're poisonning our precious bodliliy fluids?
llanwydd: well, you know what I'm saying
IlluminatTween: _yes_ Cat lol
H Stones: thats like saying plutonium cant be such a problem if its in the bombs and missiles
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:24 PM and Bubba's Brain waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: it's not in the water supply by nature, they put it there
Bambi: and that is a problem
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
H Stones: yes it is Bambi
IlluminatTween: Well, depleted Uranium has been a real problem in the Balkans and Iraq
Bubba's Brain: Purity Of Essence, Cat?
IlluminatTween: Hey Hoosierman :-)
llanwydd: bubba, you're the lodestone guy, aren't you?
||||||||| 9:25 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
H Stones: good evening Mr Fong
llanwydd: Hey Dex!
Bubba's Brain: Hey Tween, LL, Bam, Cat, Merl, Dex Stones
IlluminatTween: Around his neck, apparently :-(
Bubba's Brain: Yes, LL
IlluminatTween: Yo dere Dex...
Dexter Fong: Hi gang
Bambi: it is apparently known that some dictatorships put flouride in the water for a totally differnt reason than helping prevent cavities. :-(
cease: dex, bub
Bambi: Hey Bubba!
llanwydd: I tried to buy "Pink Hotel" today over at lodestone but it's out of stock. you getting more?
Bubba's Brain: Hey Bam
IlluminatTween: So they're teeth will be bright whilst they die of hunger, Bambi?
H Stones: yes, Stalin did and so did Hitler, it was found that if people were given this poison, they became quiet and didnt bother asking too many questions,
Bubba's Brain: No, I'm not getting more. I'm selling out of whatever I can.
IlluminatTween: What questions?
H Stones: ven that is dubious Tween, they found that the enamel was ok but rot continued underneath and unnoticed
cease: so my toothpaste is fascist?
IlluminatTween: Damned shame, Bubba. Have you contacted Laugh.com?
H Stones: no but its used by them cease
IlluminatTween: Seems like your business and theirs would dovetail.
llanwydd: any suggestions from anybody where I can get a good deal on "Pink Hotel"?
Bambi: yep, I read that too in historical accounts of those eras
IlluminatTween: Lost of dental work when I was a kid in the burbs of D.C.
IlluminatTween: Lots
cease: who is gonna sell firesign merchandise now? just laugh.com?
IlluminatTween: But Bubba sells stuff they dont...
IlluminatTween: All the radio theater stuff
Bubba's Brain: Not currently available anywhere -- there are things in the works that might (repeat might) get Pink Hotel out again... nothing definite and nothing I can talk about
llanwydd: I looked at laugh as well. they don't have Pink Hotel
Bambi: the flouride that they use at the dentist is NOT the same flouride they use in toothpaste or in the water apparently.
H Stones: my neighbour sold stuff they dont sell untill the police arrived that is
Bubba's Brain: It was a Lodestone Exclusive
IlluminatTween: You can only find EobE on eBay occasionally. Vinyl & CD
Bambi: there are different types. And you don't swallow the kind at the dentists office, but you drink the water.
H Stones: the stuff they put in the water Bambi is contaminated by other waste bi products from industry
IlluminatTween: Right, Bambi
Bubba's Brain: Anyone know how to contact Firebroiled? The email I have for him keeps bouncing.
H Stones: Hexafluorosilicic acid
llanwydd: I don't remember ever chatting with Firebroiled but I see his name here often
Bambi: and there's another angle that maybe others haven't looked at ... was brought up to me recently. What about the closed loop systems ... where many people are taking all kinds of drugs ... I wonder if all that is truly removed during the processes they put the water through to put it back into your water supply?
Merlyn: BB, does he have other aliases here?
Dexter Fong: FB seems to check in here most every thursday in the am
Bubba's Brain: He seems to come in and leave early a lot
H Stones: if yo uenquire further Bambi you will probably discover they use fluoride as a catalyst in many drug treatments
IlluminatTween: We're all mutants, Bambi lol
Bubba's Brain: I don't know about aliases -- I need to contact him about an order.
Bambi: LOL Tween lol
llanwydd: Stones are you certain that green tea contains fluoride?
cease: so bub, is there a backup store for firestuff?
Bubba's Brain: He didn't check in this AM.
cease: will ossman be selling it out of his garage?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead falls out at 9:34 PM.
Bambi: and all the radiation treatments that people go through for chemo etc. that goes into the closed loop systems as well as other drugs.
cease: mud
H Stones: Hi Mud
Bubba's Brain: Don't know yet, Cat.
Mudhead: Pick me up, quick
Dexter Fong: will austine be selling it out of the trunk of his 49 Hudson Hornet?
Bambi: howdy Mudhead!
Dexter Fong ehlp Mudhead to his feet
Merlyn: BB, he uses Verizon for an ISP, but that doesn't narrow things down much
Dexter Fong: helps
IlluminatTween: Hey Mud...
Bambi: I have been letting folks know about Lodestone's going out of business sale Bubba ... don't know if any have come by.
Mudhead: hello all
Bubba's Brain: At least he's got a big network.
IlluminatTween: Austin has a 49 Hornet? Kewl...
IlluminatTween: Perfct car for Nick
Bubba's Brain: Thanks Bam.
IlluminatTween: Perfect
Dexter Fong: When you get in, you step down
cease: problem is, not enough folks knew that Lodestone was IN business
Mudhead: its not green is it?
cease: cept his car keeps getting repossessed
IlluminatTween: Bloomington's an island in IN, like Austin in TX
Dexter Fong: Green, no.....Candy Apple Red
Bubba's Brain: Yes, and those who did didn't necessarily act on the information.
cease: an isle of sanity in a sea of madness?
IlluminatTween: We're talking abou tlicense plates in IN that say "In God We Trust"
cease: true enough, bub
IlluminatTween: Repossessed? Great Kris Kristofferson album
Mudhead: All others pay Cash!
Bambi: All others Pay Cash ... Jean Shepherd!
Bubba's Brain: Sorry to show and run -- I promised the wife a game of backgammon. May show back up later.
Bambi: In God We Trust. All Others Pay Cash! :-)
IlluminatTween: Howard Hughs' belle, Bambi?
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves at 9:39 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bambi: see ya later Bubba!
H Stones: TTFN Bubba
Bambi: Kris Kristofferson ... wrote and performed some great heartfelt songs.
IlluminatTween: I like him better than Dylan, actually
H Stones: wasnt he married to Rita Coolidge, Bambi ?
IlluminatTween: For a while, Stones
llanwydd: so now that lodestone is going, where do we get firesign CDs?
Dexter Fong: First Calvin, then Rita
Bambi: lol Tween ... not likely or I could afford to buy Bubba's inventory ...which I would love to do! But can't!
H Stones: yes, thought so, David Geffen introduced me
llanwydd: laugh.com has a lot of firesign
Bambi: eBay too
IlluminatTween: One of these days, Bambi, I'd like to have it all on CD.
H Stones: is there any way that FT could sell direct online ?
llanwydd: I've looked for firesign on ebay before. it was pretty expensive
Mudhead: id like it all, but where would I put it?
IlluminatTween: http://www.kriskristofferson.com/
Dexter Fong: Stones: I'd say that chances are slim
Bambi: if not, they can go through some of the places like CDBaby, maybe?
Merlyn: Firesign is still planning to put everything out, the tricky part is to get someone to publish it
Merlyn: laugh.com looks like the best bet
IlluminatTween: This is America, Mud. We've got plenty of place to put it ;-)
Dexter Fong: The problem is that none of the 4 or 5 either have the time or want to spend it that way
Bambi: well, gotta shutdown here and start heading to the ferry soon.
H Stones: Dexter, i just thought that if any new and unknown bands can seel direct online then surely FT could do similar
cease: they not making money with the stuff that Is out. i cant see them getting muchmore for unreleased
Bambi: see you all later :-)
IlluminatTween: Damned shame about Bubba, really...
IlluminatTween: Later gator...
Merlyn: cya bambi
llanwydd: well some of their releases are rather lengthy for inclusion, arent they?
Dexter Fong: Stones: Yeah they could but none of them have the time to devote to it
cease: off you sail, bambi
IlluminatTween: Why not sell directly from the FST site?
H Stones: maybe we could form a collectiive and market from here
Mudhead: night Bambi
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Be careful crossing the road
llanwydd: for example the sort-of "box-sets", "Dear Friends" and "Let's Eat"
H Stones: cheerio Bambi
Mudhead: Someone fill me in on Bubba
Merlyn: it would work, tween, but someone still has to handle things
IlluminatTween: There's Stones again. A commie "collective" to sell Firesign lol
cease: i dont think its a phsyical place, tween
H Stones: a collective is a cooperative venture for the good of the whole rather than personal gain thats all
llanwydd: what did you want to know, mudhead?
Mudhead: whats goin on, is he ok?
llanwydd: nite bambi
Dexter Fong: Stones: YOu mean GUANTANIMO is a collective?
Mudhead: I been gone too long
H Stones: i certainly dont, Dexter
cease: that it looks like short to you, mud?
Mudhead: They just send ya to camp an concentrate
Dexter Fong: We collect a bunch of suspicious guys, get em to coopeerate for the good of the USA
llanwydd: As far as I know, he's OK. He was just here, wasnt he?
H Stones: mind you, applying the principles of expansionist economics could start burning all my FT CDs, set up a torrent and and see if it shook folks from their apathy
IlluminatTween: wheaties, Bambi
H Stones: i am currently working on a plan to infuriate the RIAA
Mudhead: I owe them millions
H Stones: they owe us all much more than that Mud
cease: i hope thats in monopoly money, mud
IlluminatTween: You're going to invent you're own audio curve, Stones?
Mudhead: i want it on my tombstone, He owed the RIAA $7,865,463.76
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Principalpoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:51 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
IlluminatTween: lol Mud
Mudhead: Hi pp
cease: poop
llanwydd: Hey Princip
IlluminatTween: Attention class, the Principal is here...
H Stones: twenty years ago, Malcolm McLaren who brought us the Sex Pistols and Adam Ant, launched a band called Bow Wow Wow with a song he wrote about gloryfying illegal cassette taping of pop music called C30 C60 C90 Go
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
Principalpoop: hola
Mudhead: I havent been ill, Ive just been well, and absent, my apologies
IlluminatTween: As long as the artists get paid, that's all I care about...
H Stones: its just small enough as an MP3 to send via normal email to the RIAA, if lots of us sent this track it would not only drive the RIAA crasy but also completely screw up their email system
Principalpoop: i have not been ill, now I feel sick, and hence, my solititatins
IlluminatTween: The middlemen should be paid commensurate to their services. Period...
H Stones: Hi PP
Principalpoop: glad you are better mudhead
cease: glad ot hear of your health, mud
H Stones: they have been overpaid for yonks and now their era is coming to an end Tween
Principalpoop: wait, where is ahhh, clem
Principalpoop: it is leo
IlluminatTween: I don't want to trash the RIAA, just want to make the obsolete ;-)
Mudhead: ty all, alas Im short of time again this eve, I shall return next week I hope
Mudhead: gnight Dear Friends
IlluminatTween: Listening to "Next World" here
llanwydd: take care, muddy
Dexter Fong: Night Mud
Principalpoop: stay well mudhead
H Stones: either way suits me, they are just oudated overweight parasites and at the rate of decline in CD sales they are not likely to last much longer
||||||||| Mudhead departs at 9:54 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: off you mud
IlluminatTween: Bye Mud...
H Stones: anything i can do to speed up that process is a public service
IlluminatTween: lol
Principalpoop: come on, more sugar
H Stones: just two lumps for me please Poop
Principalpoop: ahhh, 2 lumps in front or behind?
Principalpoop: is that an african camel?
Dexter Fong: one in front and one behind
H Stones: in front for the time being please
IlluminatTween: Hey, do remember CDs? Well, that was before the RIAA temple implants, of course...
Principalpoop: i remember cassetteess
H Stones: i would very much enjoy implanting DRM up their asses Tween
IlluminatTween: Eat Flaming Death, Fascist Meadia Pigs! lol - from "Police Street"
IlluminatTween: ROFL Stones
H Stones: yes a good album
IlluminatTween: Great album (but then again, most FST is...)
Dexter Fong: Meadia Pigs, they drank all the Mead
H Stones: now they are screwing internet radio too i will have to also insert a valve set
Principalpoop: wait, didn't eddy murphy sing that, pay them their money
H Stones: preferably hot
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from measles
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: the monarchy wants their royalty
Principalpoop: poor bambi
Dexter Fong: How are you tonight Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and says "Someone mention my name?"
cease: who'd guessed that eddie was the least funny brother
IlluminatTween: Yeah, the i/radio thing is a bit obvious. Shut out the competition...
H Stones: they will have to design an entirely new business model if they want to survive
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H Stones: the majority of people who actually buy and download music, hear it first on radio, shut down radio and they stupid sods lose the majority of their free marketing
IlluminatTween: We're US+... we own the _concept_ of the bit stream...
Principalpoop: US Snakes
H Stones: not any more Tween, the Chinese have uploaded millions of tracks
IlluminatTween: Positively un-American, er, British
Dexter Fong: US+ Ask us about Dark matter
H Stones: what about dark matter Dexter ?
IlluminatTween: "but they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please..."
Dexter Fong: Stones: Ask US +, I just work here
H Stones: please themselves yes
H Stones: lol
Principalpoop: if you have to ask, you cannot afford it
Principalpoop: please please me do
Dexter Fong: please please do me
IlluminatTween: Sorry, P you now owe $.0014 US to EMI for your Beatles parody
H Stones: what about fair use Tween ?
Principalpoop: EMI or EMU?
IlluminatTween: Is that fair?
H Stones: i use an EMU sound card
Dexter Fong: U ? ME ?
IlluminatTween: I like E-mu Systems synths
Principalpoop: ahh synthia
IlluminatTween: EMI can't have mine unless they pry it from my cold, dead sampling fingers...
H Stones: quite right too Tween
||||||||| "10:06 PM? 10:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Honey should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Honey enters and sits at the bar.
H Stones: Hi Honey
Principalpoop: hola honey
cease: hi honey
Honey: bring me a stiff one, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey a stiff one.
llanwydd: Hey Hon!
Dexter Fong: Hi Honey
Honey: hola stones hiya poop
H Stones: care to join me on Skype so we can talk about everybody ?
Dexter Fong: I've got a stiff one Honey
Principalpoop: i coulda done that
Honey: hi llan hey dex
Merlyn: hey honey
Honey: hi merlyn
Principalpoop: hello M
IlluminatTween: Hey NM :-)
llanwydd: there should be a specific cocktail called the Stiff One
IlluminatTween: Dex has an extra finger tonight... eeek
Principalpoop: come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones
llanwydd: make it with everclear
IlluminatTween: Snake, Rattle and Roll?
Principalpoop: what is that egyptian beer made with formaldehyde? ahh stella
Honey sips her commie kazee
Merlyn: back - looks like pink hotel is about the only CD that nobody else has
Principalpoop: STELLA! STELLA!
IlluminatTween: Someone has EobE, Merl?
H Stones: i have it
Principalpoop: well give it up stones
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Doesn't/didn't Lodestone have some of Austins Nick Danger things that no one else had/has?
IlluminatTween: Pink Hotel is a must. Wouldn't have known about it if I hadn't been browsing the Lodestone site.
Merlyn: No, that's still OOP, tween, FT has been trying to get laugh.com to reprint it for years now
H Stones: i will root it out
IlluminatTween: Haven't been able to find Eat Or Be Eaten. One of the first CDs I bought back in the mid 80's (sold it, silly me)
Principalpoop: root root root
llanwydd: tween, I actually went to lodestone today to try to buy it but it was out of stock
||||||||| Catherwood escorts doctec in through the front door at 10:11 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: Hi Doc T
Principalpoop: hi doc
doctec: hey gang
Honey: hello doc
llanwydd: Hey Doc!
Merlyn: laugh.com is your best bet nowadays
Merlyn: hey doc
Dexter Fong: How appropriate of Catherwood to escort Doc to the Billiard Room
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
doctec: (is is "gang", isn't it)
Principalpoop: as in ganglia or gangstas or ganga?
doctec: billiards? did someone say "billiards"?
Dexter Fong: gang gong it's all noisy
Honey: ganga i think, poop
H Stones: Yeah Mon !
Dexter Fong: I git some dynomite ganga grren today
Dexter Fong: green
Principalpoop: that rhymes with pilliards and starts with P and that stands for pool
H Stones: it must be difficult when english is not your first language Dexter
IlluminatTween: A white Brit with drealocks LOL
Dexter Fong: every body into the poo;
cease: hey doctec!
Dexter Fong: or pool
cease: i go away for a crepe and look what happens
doctec: hmm, no firesign on cni tonight... guess i'll tune in to veneficus.net (mst3k 24/7)
Honey: no way i'm not steppin foot in the poo!!
Principalpoop: ahh vancouver boy, in the 55th state
llanwydd: i'm going to fade to grey
cease: can you fade to orange?
doctec: calling a fade a fade
H Stones: cant get a proper signal here cease
H Stones: Hello Hello !
Principalpoop: ganfade the magician
Dexter Fong: Declaring Orange Alert
Principalpoop: this is usa calling, are we reaching?
Dexter Fong: It's a Naval barrage
IlluminatTween: You haven't heard of the Annexation of Canada, cease?
cease: the aliens have taken over east orange, new jersey
doctec: i put my resume on carreerbuilder.com today - 4 hrs later, call from headhunter re perl cgi programmer needed at time, inc. downtown nyc
H Stones: oh no, they are going to invade us and take us all to Camp Bastard
IlluminatTween: Was part of the Patriot Act ;=)
cease: wontr happen in my lifetime, tween
Principalpoop: wow doc wow
Honey: toronto pronto!
cease: vancouver is begging for people like you and lili, doc
doctec: headhunter submitting my resume monday, will know more then
Principalpoop: ask the germans about that cat
Honey: very co0l doc
cease: if you could move it, you would be very well paid to do so
Dexter Fong: Hoeny: YOu speak Esperanto
cease: news sotry about how many tech jobs cant be filled, begging for foreigners to come here
llanwydd: I speak espresso
Honey: i have to to understand you, dex
Merlyn: For some good news, it looks like laugh.com is carrying some releases that used to be on lodestone only - Anythynge, just folks
IlluminatTween: Cool about the headhunter, Doc :-)
cease: of course, north van is somewhat far from connecticut
doctec: veneficus.net just starting another mst3k now - from second season comedy central episodes
doctec: "first spaceship on venus"
Dexter Fong: Heny: It will take time but well worty the um ah trip
H Stones: whee did the van break down Cease ?
IlluminatTween: Same climate as CN, though lol
Honey: yowsah
Honey: keep circulating the tapes, doc!!
IlluminatTween: Honey is familiar with Mr. Zappa
cease: that is good news, merl
H Stones: passes Honey the Zircon encrusted tweezers
IlluminatTween: We're all "Dancing Fools"
Dexter Fong: Doc: Let's have our people call each other and do lunch
H Stones: not after what they called me last time Fong
doctec: will do dex - not sure i'm psyched about the prospect of the long train commute, but... a job is a job, and i need one badly!
Honey: oooooooh tanks stones, they're gleamin in the moon lighty night
H Stones: and heres some hay for the pigmy pony
IlluminatTween: A Commie Union Organizer?
H Stones: how big is it these days Honey
IlluminatTween: lol Stones
Honey: about this high
IlluminatTween: There actually are unions in TX, believe it or not. Plumbers, stagehands...
Dexter Fong: ..red necks
H Stones: that must be why Texas is not yet finished
Dexter Fong: ...long necks
Dexter Fong: ...armadillos
cease: Nexas?
Honey: i thought texas wasn't part of the union
Dexter Fong: Lexis
IlluminatTween: I'm not sure it was started lol
Principalpoop: ahhh i had a 2 commute, each way, when I lived in miami, luxery
IlluminatTween: 1836-1845, it was a separate country.
H Stones: well it could be nice when its finished Tween
Dexter Fong: what's a 2 commute?
IlluminatTween: That's why the "6 flags"
Principalpoop: ventrickulus tormented me, i felt like llan being abused by the site
Honey: tween pssssssst it STILL is
IlluminatTween: But, that's the _start_ lol
doctec: sikh flags?
Principalpoop: hours, not mine or your, hours
Dexter Fong: That's a lotta time
IlluminatTween: Well, just because Bush is running the country from Crawford...
Principalpoop: yes it was, closest I ever came to becoming a murderer
H Stones: all our sentences should be commuted
cease: how is lilil?
Dexter Fong: indeed
Honey nods
IlluminatTween: Closest I ever came to, well, whatever it is....
Principalpoop: I thought it started with an M? near wacko
doctec: she's having a tough time with the prednisone, but the docs are weaning her off it over the next 6 weeks
IlluminatTween: Yeah, Doc...
cease: good
doctec: she needs oxygen when she expends energy but not when she's just sitting
doctec: also latest blood workup revealed a serious b-12 deficiency, she got b-12 shots each weekday last week and will get one a week for the next month or so
IlluminatTween: Man, that's quite a battle. My Mom had kidney failure after eating some bad Chinese buffet and nearly died recently. The folks in Bloomington did a great job with dialysis, and she's back home now. No fun having a loved one get that close to the Great Beyond...
cease: more sitting, less needing
Dexter Fong: Tell Lili our thoughts are always with her
doctec: i really hope that if i land this job, it won't be a problem for her while i'm gone all day
Principalpoop: OMG tween
cease: sorry to hear that tween
doctec: thx dex
doctec: will do
IlluminatTween: Get better, Firehead :-)
H Stones: and from me too Doctec
Principalpoop: true fong, courage, all!
Dexter Fong: afk to slip into something wet
cease: indeed, doc
doctec: wow tween, that's nasty ... bloomington tx?
doctec: thx all
IlluminatTween: Thanks, Cat. She's 90 on 4/6, so it's wonderful that she coming back so quickly :-)
H Stones: and who would that be Fong ?
IlluminatTween: Bubba's Bloomington
Principalpoop: i met an old guy today in the barbershop, 85, he has seen some changes
doctec: tom servo on bad sci-fi spaceship set: "look, it's the biggest slurpee machine ever made!!"
IlluminatTween: No doubt P lol
IlluminatTween: Like we used to have a Bill of Rights?
Honey: i am a joel hodgson fan, doc
cease: i saw photo show at van art gallery today, photos of vancouver from 50s to present.
cease: amazing stuff.
cease: i voyage into the past, and beyond
doctec: tween: don't know why, i thought you were in tx - many tx refs in your emails, "roadkill minute" etc
Principalpoop: i had to be diplomatic, southern virginia and north carolina guy
doctec: honey: yeah, joel rawwks!
Principalpoop: i am glad his good ole days are a thing of the past lol
IlluminatTween: A lot has happened since us "boomers" came into being ;-)
Principalpoop: i saw some ot that last night, fascinating
Principalpoop: of
doctec: any time i need a laugh, i tune into the shoutcast mst3k feed ... http://3k.serverroom.us:6767/;stream.nsv
cease: oh the boomer century?
Dexter Fong: Stones: 15 yr old single=malt Islay
cease: pleasent to see lewis black in that
IlluminatTween: What, you're parents shouldn't be like the Eldrich, er Ward Cleaver family?
doctec: point winamp to that url and you'll be watching mst3k day or night
Principalpoop: it was the top of our list lol
Principalpoop: of things to do lol
doctec: they have 'em all - even the really old ones they did on local tv before the comedy central show
Merlyn: in case anyone has been asking me stuff, I'm moving links of lodestone out of stock to laugh.com
Honey: thanks, doc
doctec -)
Honey: i have most of them on tape
doctec: also, alt mst3k server ... http://208.98.56.64:8000;stream.nsv
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:32 PM and bonemeister sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: ahhh glenfidditch, i have not seen him in years
cease: hi bone
Dexter Fong: Meister Bone
H Stones: hi Boney
Principalpoop: oh boney
doctec: bon-e-boi
IlluminatTween: The Master of the Boney...
Honey: hola, boneficient
Principalpoop: sashays? oh boney
bonemeister: catherwood hand me a LowBrow beer
||||||||| Catherwood gets bonemeister a lowbrow beer.
IlluminatTween: Mystery Play Radio: http://s1.webradioworld.net:8088
doctec: i have very few mst3k shows on tape, and missed a lot of the early episodes so veneficus.net feeds my jones well
llanwydd: well, I am strangely exhausted tonight. so I will say goodnight until next thirsty
Principalpoop: illegal mp3 here, geroge thorogood, 1 bourbon, 1 scotch 1 beer
IlluminatTween: So long, LL...
bonemeister: Tonight, let it be LowBrow.
doctec: ok llan - rest well
Principalpoop: be well llan
Dexter Fong: Be well llan
Honey: night llan good to see you see you next week
cease: elayne sent me a ton of mst3k on vhs. amazing stuff
cease: i dont know if we ever got it in canada
H Stones: RIAA, I hear you knocking .... but you cant come in !
cease: by llan
bonemeister: Nite
H Stones: good night llan
doctec: Mystery Play Radio link noted, tween - thx!
IlluminatTween: Principal P, please pull over and get out of your shoes. This is the RIAA police...
Honey: knocking and pinging, the RIAA needs a tune up
Principalpoop: i may have to finally install winamp
doctec: speaking of mixed drinks - i need a refill - brb
Principalpoop: i thought they had a drug to cure RIAA now
H Stones: winamp seems ok nowadays Poop, they seem to have stopped messin with it
Dexter Fong: poop: It needs to be taken in larger quantities with increasing frequency
Principalpoop: ok ok, i will drink the koolaid
Honey: poop, they are just now working on the genetic markers
Principalpoop: nobody gets in my jeans without permission
Dexter Fong: My genetic markers all say Burma Shave
H Stones: the one that works best is AK 47 Honey
Honey: lol
cease: persimmons?
Dexter Fong: no, Vurma Shave
IlluminatTween: That's why they call him Mr. Green Jeans!
Principalpoop: the exercise guy or the guy from queen?
Dexter Fong: Burma
H Stones: should always eat your greens Tween
Dexter Fong: Aren't most exercise guys really queens
cease: we bbq our nobel prize winners and feed them to tourists. what do you do with yours?
cease: burma shave
Principalpoop: i like brussel sprouts, so there
Honey: jack lalane too
Honey gasps
IlluminatTween: Finish your Blue Moss, Dex...
cease: i love brus/sprouts. boiled in beef bouilion cube
Dexter Fong: I not threw with my kate moss
cease: then added to other dishes
bonemeister: Elayne's father died. I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this before now. http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2007/03/grieving-process-my-mother-and-brother.html
Principalpoop: added to other dishes? no, I am a purist
Dexter Fong: Thanks for the news boney
Principalpoop: ahhh poor E :(
cease: ive been reading her blog. thanks for the post, bone
IlluminatTween: Shoot, didn't know that Bone. Thanks...
cease: she is ever eloquent
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: back w/fresh drink in hand (tasty and refreshing!)
cease: we should all be so lucky to have a daughter so elouquent upon our deaths
Principalpoop: wb doc
Principalpoop: a blue moss?
H Stones: is that the hand or the drink Doc
Honey: wb doc
Merlyn: One other note, P&B's "Power: Life on the Edge in LA" is no longer in stock at lodestone, and nobody else seems to stock it
Principalpoop: wait, why did I download Andy Kim singing Rock Me Gently?
cease: i liked it best when it was a serial on Heat
doctec: stones: the answer is yes
bonemeister: a nailbiter
bonemeister: chicken fingered glints
Principalpoop: glint eastwood
doctec: bone: thanks for the pen-elayne alert - i've been busy this week & had not known about her dad's passing
bonemeister: I'll have what doctec is having... And I'm not giving it back
cease: before i got here, i just assumed everyone here would know
cease: so much for my assumptions
bonemeister: catherwood hand me what doctec's having
||||||||| Catherwood hands bonemeister what doctec's having.
doctec: bone: do they sell a vodka called "zyr" on the west coast?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood: Get bonemeister a drink in hand
||||||||| Catherwood hands bonemeister a drink in hand.
Principalpoop: when you assume ahh nevermind
doctec: it's one of the best vodkas in existence
bonemeister: He can have his hand back.
Principalpoop: ahh led Z, rock and roll, its been a long time..
H Stones: listens to Temporarily Humbolt County
bonemeister: Tastes like pork
Dexter Fong: It's a cleverly disguised back hand
cease: i will never know, doc
bonemeister: Not kosher, Sarge
Principalpoop: give me something to gnaw on
doctec: i know cease (lol)
cease: it's a map to the pink hotel
doctec: pink elephant hotel...
H Stones: look at ze map
Dexter Fong: Pink's hotel
Dexter Fong: Please, don't work pink
doctec: music from big pink hotel
bonemeister: I like Serena Williams backhand. You can interpret that compliment any way you want
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (10:45 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: Hey clem
H Stones: hello Clem
Merlyn: I'll use interpretive dance
Honey: hi ah, clem!
Principalpoop: i can't enjoy the riches, I keep expecty mister lizard to break character...
IlluminatTween: Hey Mr. Clem :-)
ah,clem: hi all
cease: sounds like the chapter of krassner's autobi, about his editorship of mag i cant emermber name of
Dexter Fong: I'll interpret
Principalpoop: ahhh, ahhhh clem
cease: famous for "showing pink"
doctec: hey clem
Principalpoop: how are you doing?
cease: hi clem
doctec: the realist?
ah,clem: ok, just a bit worn out
bonemeister: I'm still trying to misinterpret Karl Rove's dance. Without success.
Dexter Fong: The East Village Other?
doctec: how is he doing what?
cease: yes, that krassner. no not that mag. the guy who got shot hired him. flynt
cease: Hustler that's it
Principalpoop: the weather and the time change, a conspiracy
doctec: dex: ah, yes - east village other, that's right
doctec: oh
ah,clem: that's a great joke, Dex,
cease: krassner got a good story out of it
cease: but thats true of most things
Dexter Fong: And the Realist too, Doc
doctec: gee, this drink ish really kicking inn
Principalpoop: smoooooth cough cough
Dexter Fong: Kick in the shams, dude
cease: your brave newe vodka, doc?
H Stones: sounds catching Poop
doctec: oooh, frisky....
doctec: actually, tonight i am drinking "viking fjord" - a norwegian potato vodka - clean, smooth and very reasonably priced
Principalpoop: use gloves when catching poop
Dexter Fong: Not a strip search I hope Occifer
Principalpoop: i love fjords
Dexter Fong: Doc: Can you french fry it?
cease: the wine im drinking in california is almost free. unfortunatley i have to buy it here
doctec: do you love vikings as well?
Dexter Fong: I like chevy
Honey likes fjord
cease: i was brougth up to hate chevys. my father and his bros were ford dealers
Principalpoop: the coach was ok, and fran tarkington, don't know them anymore
bonemeister: Doc, sit next to that crow that's the same shade of blue as Ronald Reagan's hair
doctec: crow t robot is blue?
Principalpoop: harrison jford?
bonemeister: Dex, wanna buy Chrysler? The whole company?
Honey: bluish, doc
Dexter Fong: Cat: See how they bend you when you're young...the faddish medium pigs
doctec: my dad s hooked on buicks - poor guy
doctec: i just shake my head...
bonemeister: I'll throw in Lee Iacoca. I'll put him in the back seat
Principalpoop: how is pontiac doing?
cease: can he make me a new mustang?
Dexter Fong: Buried in the Trail of Tears grounds
IlluminatTween: GM actually makes some great cars. I could kick myself for giving up my 1982 ElCamino. 305 4bbl with buckets & 4 on the floor...
doctec: someone should be saying something about overhead cams about now...
bonemeister: I thought you meant Chevy Chase
Principalpoop: ahh tween is a real man
doctec: what a great town in md
Dexter Fong: lol Doc
IlluminatTween: You mean one of these, Cat? http://www.mustangforums.com/shelby-mustang/images/shelby-mustang.jpg
doctec: pp: as opposed to all the fake ones walking around?
Principalpoop: chase and sanborn, a good coffee
IlluminatTween: That's right, I'm high on the real thing...
IlluminatTween: A clean windshield and a full tank of premium gas!
Dexter Fong: Blue Moss
Principalpoop: oh black water
bonemeister: Bill Murray hides in the trunk of an old Chevy in Where the Buffalo Roam... I've often wondered if it is a cinematic vehicular pun
IlluminatTween: LOL
ah,clem: ans a shoe shine
Honey: lol
H Stones: its zen motoring Tween, some days your the windshield and other days your the bug
IlluminatTween: Funny movie, Boffalo - Hunter S. Thompson played my Bill Murray
cease: i had to sell my mother's 1970 orange mustang last year. hadnt run in 5 years and barely did with repair
Principalpoop: noo, the book is so much better
IlluminatTween: I've been squashed so many times I can't count lol
Dexter Fong: I drove the blue highways once, was depressed the whole trip
Honey: where the buffalo roam great movie
IlluminatTween: Ford wen cheap about the same time as Chrysler. 1968
bonemeister: I like Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, too... I'd like to see Johnny Depp play Howard Hughes
cease: good thing you didnt drive the highway of tears.
IlluminatTween: Sprelling chkur not werkind
doctec: spell engrish troop!
Dexter Fong: Cat: It might have been cathartic
cease: me prells?
IlluminatTween: Deep was a friend of Thompson
Principalpoop: huh? i did not see the mispelled word
Honey: it's the 7th seal cavalry!!
bonemeister: Are you kidding? What about the Dodge Challenger? The Plymouth Cuda?
doctec: anything like the bridge of sighs? valley of death?
ah,clem: ok, just wanted to pop in and say hi, will read the cheese log later, night all
cease: bad for the watrer table though
doctec: or are we just talking about cleveland?
Principalpoop: have a super week ahhh, clem
Honey: nytol, clem
cease: nite clem
doctec: nite clem
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 10:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
IlluminatTween: Thought Aviator was really well done..
Dexter Fong: Night clem
Principalpoop: keepers of the root
Merlyn: hey, god drives a plymouth - he drove adam & eve out of the garden in his Fury
bonemeister: Their best cars were late Sixties early Seventies. After that, they went to hell
IlluminatTween: Rest up, Clem...
Honey: lol merl
cease: sounds like kids joke, merl
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: That explains a lot =)
IlluminatTween: The Carole Cleveland 351? The Monty Python Cobra?
bonemeister: Of course, those cars tended to be customized
IlluminatTween: lol Merl
doctec: star studded mud guards...
Principalpoop: ahh end of the line, who sings that?
IlluminatTween: Sneeze-through wind vents...
bonemeister: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Challenger
doctec: sponge coated edible steering wheel...
Honey: oooooooh nice mustang nice horsey give the nice paisley horsey some sugar cubes
cease: edible steel wheels
Dexter Fong: Doc: WW1 mud guards
Dexter Fong: trench warfare
doctec: oops, column ...
Honey: traveling wheelbarrows, poop
Principalpoop: ahh its paisley again
Merlyn: The last female US vet of WWI just died, too dex
doctec: and of course what car of the seventies would be complete without factory air-conditioned air
IlluminatTween: I recently check out a copy of Vanishing Point. Mabe best car chase movie ever (well, there's The French Connection). 440 Magnum Challenger supercharged.
cease: its amazing anyone is still alive
bonemeister: I don't know about the retro Challenger... it depends if Mitsubishi has gotten their act together
Dexter Fong: Merly: Well my flag's at half mast..or maybe it's me socks
Honey nods
bonemeister: The original Vanishing Point. Yes.
IlluminatTween: I'll take a 1970ish Dodge Challenger T/A anyday. 340 6-pack (3 2-bbl carbs)
Principalpoop: dirty mary and crazy larry?
doctec: neddy, ...
IlluminatTween: These days, I'll take something that'll burn biodiesel lol
Principalpoop: with jethro as a mean sheriff
bonemeister: Honey Sanchez, were you a Roller Maiden with the L.A. Thunderbirds at the Olympic Auditorium back when an American car was an American car?
doctec: let's roll the ball up the flagpole and see if it swims
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: I'll take one of Art Arfon's Green Monsters...take an allison aircraft engine and stuff it in a grocery cart
Honey would love a hemp mobile
IlluminatTween: That's a Charger. The best of those was the Superbird.
bonemeister: TBirds
IlluminatTween: LOL Dex
H Stones: ;
doctec: doctec thinks a hempmobile would not be complete without a year's supply of ozium
IlluminatTween: The 4-doors were way cool Boney. Rear 'suicide doors"
Honey: wb stones
cease: they hung the last one. they can hang another one
IlluminatTween: Of course, they weren't sports cars anymore...
bonemeister: the Roller Maidens were from Mars?
Dexter Fong: Doc: How 'bout some no seeums
Principalpoop: you winking at me stones? masher
doctec: thunderbirds are go!
H Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: Winter comes
Dexter Fong: In spring Firebird will come
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bob D in through the front door at 11:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Principalpoop: yes, winter on now, rock and roll hoochie koo
IlluminatTween: back in a bit...
Dexter Fong: Hey BobD
doctec: no seeum, no hearum ... no speakum!
Principalpoop: bob is playing pool too
cease: its warming here. blooms and such
Bob D: hey gang
Honey: hola, bob d
Principalpoop: ok tween
Bob D: Dex
cease: hi bob
Bob D: HONEYYYY
cease: wuddya knob?
Principalpoop: i miss knobs
Bob D: Nada Cease
Dexter Fong: I knob what I see
bonemeister: Roller Derby. http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2004/02/richmond_95171.php
Bob D: I used to have a collection of knobs vut they left me
Dexter Fong: and I see bonk
Principalpoop: when you see it fong
cease: just hired an artist named bob today.
Principalpoop: or an artiste named bobby
Bob D: Why an artist?
Dexter Fong: Cool, you can spell his name backwards and he'll never knob
doctec: this week the temp here got to 70 degrees (F) for the first time this year
doctec: why not a dancer?
Bob D: Viaduct
Dexter Fong: Viaduct?
doctec: or a duck ...
Dexter Fong: Bob =)
Principalpoop: sword fish
doctec: i sold a code and two pair of plans
Principalpoop: have you ever seen a house fly?
Bob D: I have a haddack
Dexter Fong: prounounced Ssssssssssssward
Bob D: lol
cease: lucky for us, there is no gun fish
Bob D: Triggerfish
Dexter Fong: I got a trigger fish..or maybe a swimming horse
Principalpoop: charlie would be dangerous
Merlyn: a source code and two pair of flowchart plans
bonemeister: Wrestler Freddie "King of Men" Blassie rhymed geek and freak years before FST did in the Fudd's song Agent Orange. Blassie's song is played on Doctor Demento... too often
Dexter Fong: if he knew our coordiantes
doctec: a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun (the late lamented suck.com)
Bob D: Freak for a week
Principalpoop: he has gps, swallowed an ipod somebody dropped at the pier
Dexter Fong: Bone: I thought he was "Classy" Freddie Blassie
Bob D: You pencil neck geeks
bonemeister: "pencil necked geek, grit eatin' freak"
cease: we're not talking about Ego death. we're talking about Real death
Dexter Fong: Hey, I'm a #4 - Hard
bonemeister: atom mutant geek
doctec: bad movie = reel death
cease: that only works on paper, doc
Principalpoop: how old you have to be before you can buy a porter wagonner coat?
doctec: i thought journalists worked on paper...
Bob D: I wondered that about the transformation into a fedora
Honey: how old, poop??
Principalpoop: that has been reported doc
Principalpoop: yes
Bob D: At what age do we say, Hey I need a freaking fedora
Principalpoop: i want sequins, hitting middle age
bonemeister: flourocarbon teeth?
Dexter Fong: I knew an Oragami artist once, he worked on paper a lot
Bob D: I love the middle ages
cease: middle aged sequins? sounds brittle
Bob D: ts do the hun
Dexter Fong: Bob: When you *really* think it looks good on you =))
Principalpoop: hehe he said oragami hehe
bonemeister: catherwood there's asbestos in my beer
||||||||| Catherwood ins bonemeister's beer.
Bob D: Is that a single orgasm?
bonemeister: I'm certainly not going to drink it now
Principalpoop: multiple, right honey?
Dexter Fong: lol Bone and Catherwood too
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and yells "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
Bob D: Maybe its a bearwiz
Dexter Fong: Sheesh, you just can't please these artistic types
bonemeister: catherwood adjust your meds
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to bonemeister and inquires "Something I can help with?"
Principalpoop: son, it's in the water
Dexter Fong: and that water is in everybodies eggs
bonemeister: I'm looking for the lyrics to the song Agent Orange
Bob D: thats why its yellow
bonemeister: by the Fudds
Bob D: was he a secret agent?
Principalpoop: when is the agent maxwell smart movie coming out?
Dexter Fong: Boney: Can you hear it well enough on the album/cd?
doctec: would you believe ...
Dexter Fong: I doubt it's published
Bob D: "Violent Juvenile freaks"
Principalpoop: that is george bush and cheney looks like the chief
Dexter Fong: "Oencil necked Greeks
bonemeister: Thanks, Bob D.
Bob D: Oh that was by sausages with eyes
cease: too late for don knotts
Principalpoop: pen neck seeks pocket holder
bonemeister: doi doi doi doi doi doi doi doi
Dexter Fong: on the album, gonna paint houses in the valley
Bob D: Who the f^%$ is Pan Jorgenson?
Dexter Fong: Boney: Sounds like you got most of the lyrics
Dexter Fong: Pam
Bob D: Pam
Dexter Fong: Gorgeous Viking type maiden
Principalpoop: that is my last name, I don't know any pam
Dexter Fong: Own's a hot tub in hollywood
bonemeister: Jergenson
Bob D: Well she put a hair in my hottub
Bob D: Hmm Poop Jorgenson. Cooolllll
Principalpoop: i have heard them all before
Dexter Fong: That not a hare, Bob, it's a south american cappaberra
Bob D: lol
cease: it aint cappa over till it's cappaover
doctec: scary ... http://tinyurl.com/yr4qax
Dexter Fong: we'l passover that
Principalpoop: hannah bars yogi berra
Bob D: Anyone ever see Missing yoke?
bonemeister: If you don't water your lawn every day, the asbestos will kill you. Only there's a drought. Could be a problem
cease: yes i have that
cease: it has it smoments
Principalpoop: don't gore my ox
cease: pretty good produciton values, but not nearly enough firesign briliance
bonemeister: better a draught than a drought
Bob D: I seen it on youtube.
Principalpoop: better a dram than a damn
cease: rat inm a box is from there, isnt it?
Bob D: Yeah
cease: anyohne seen Martian Space Party?
cease: i just ordered it from Bubba
Bob D: Good acting job by all the guys
doctec: i *have* missing yolk - on a betamax tape (lol)
Bob D: Yeah at the capital theatre in passaic
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| IlluminatTween - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: indedd, poop
Principalpoop: ahhh beta
doctec: even more scary: i still have a working beta hi-fi deck circa '86
Bob D: when it came out
cease: keep it working doc. you'll make a fortune
Bob D: We can name it after Nancy
doctec: selling stuffed dogs?
Dexter Fong: Vynil is back
Dexter Fong: Vynel?
Dexter Fong: Vinyl?
Bob D: Vinyl
Bob D: Vine L
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bob
Principalpoop: getting closer, ahhh bingo
Bob D: records
doctec: i bought martian space party from lodestone a few years ago - back when fish ran the business (into the ground)
Dexter Fong: yeah them too
Principalpoop: LPs
doctec: ell pees!
bonemeister: Who would have thought that the comet would have landed right in the middle of their warehouse? It's a firesign sale! http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00251.html
bonemeister: I can buy a new copy of Fighting Clowns to replace the one I lost
cease: and into the water, doc
cease: he is, after all
doctec: i still have many many ell pees - some 10 to 12 milk crates' worth
Merlyn: better hurry boney
bonemeister: who would have thought that the comet would land
Principalpoop: sugarpie honeybunch by the four tops, they don't write them like that anymore
cease: an ad for diabetes?
Principalpoop: too many moves, I only have a handful left
bonemeister: too much caffeine leads to tense errors
doctec: i sold a very few of them on ebay in february - the ones that did best were the stereo test records i bought for cheap in a new hampshire "antique" shop back in the late '80s
Dexter Fong: I hear that
Principalpoop: i have hear that too
bonemeister: causes
Dexter Fong cawses too
bonemeister: grammer
Dexter Fong: papper?
Principalpoop: caws and effects, caw caw
doctec: you should have that cawse looked into
Dexter Fong: don't effect me
Dexter Fong: I'm deaf
Bob D: Am I the only person in the world that has ever heard a thing called "String along with Pal o mine?
Principalpoop: affected
bonemeister: whatever happened to Niles Ritter?
Dexter Fong: A puppet show thing, Bib?
Bob D: no a recording
Dexter Fong: A spin off from Howdy DOODY
Bob D: fifties
bonemeister: Did he defect to the Monty Python chat room?
doctec: bon-e: good question - not sure what niles is doing now, haven't heard from him in a picnic basket of blue moons
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves at 11:27 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Sounds like Doody to me
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 11:27 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: what was that?
Principalpoop: wheeeee
Bob D: it is a firesignesk story
doctec: another hiccup in the flux capacitor no doubt
bonemeister: catherwood give poop principals
||||||||| Catherwood gives poop principals.
Dexter Fong: leap ahead for drink
Principalpoop: and I had to readjust the refresh too
bonemeister: we're no longer unprincipaled
doctec: those are my principles. if you don't like them, i have others.
Principalpoop: i am honest, when I am bought I will stay bought, not keep looking for highest bidders
bonemeister: I'm ploughed to be an owned man
doctec: nyaa aa aaaah
Principalpoop: prodded
bonemeister: prowed
Principalpoop: purred
Principalpoop: purid
bonemeister: purrowed
Principalpoop: somebody stop me
||||||||| IlluminatTween tiptoes in around 11:31 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: parroted
||||||||| bonemeister says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, bonemeister exits at 11:32 PM.
Dexter Fong: Neither a purrower nor a loner be
Principalpoop: wb tween
IlluminatTween: Stop me, before I purchase aagin!
Principalpoop: purloined mmmmm
cease: like nancy
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween and bye boney
IlluminatTween: Hey P
Principalpoop: yes I like nancy
IlluminatTween: Nick, you're such a tool...
doctec: ok, gotta get the snoozing lili rousted off the couch and up to bed ... y'all take care now, i hope to have good news re my employment situation next week
doctec: keep yer fingers crossed
doctec: ttfn ttyl nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
||||||||| doctec is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:33 PM.
Dexter Fong: Tween: You callin' me a spanner?
Bob D: Great luck to you
Principalpoop: good luck and courage
IlluminatTween: Best of luck, Doc...
Merlyn: hope so doc
cease: all the best to you two, doc and lilil
Dexter Fong: Night Doc
Principalpoop: you are a wrench fong
IlluminatTween: Only if you're in a folk-rock group from England (Steeleye ;-)
Principalpoop: and I was looking for a wench
Dexter Fong: And you are a back hoe
Merlyn: good king wench?
Principalpoop: or a winch
Principalpoop: wonch is not taken
IlluminatTween: Get in the barrow over there and we'll d it hurricaine style, arrrr....
Principalpoop: what should it mean?
Dexter Fong: Steeleye Dan Span
Bob D: King Wrench less slaw?
IlluminatTween: Steely Span
Principalpoop: a wonch is a firehead that missed the chat?
Dexter Fong: Wrench less squaw
Merlyn: hold the slaw
Principalpoop: afk
Dexter Fong: that's it...now hold that slaw over here
Bob D: Steely Spam
IlluminatTween: A jazz side dish... Nat King Cole Slaw
Dexter Fong: with the avacado seed soup
IlluminatTween: Waaaay to much of that these days Bob lol
Merlyn: how about an exterminator called Gnat King
Bob D: i love spam, if it werent for spam I would get no mail at all
Dexter Fong: No job too small
IlluminatTween: I'll be your the Governor of Gnat Extermination... I am Arrnooold...
Dexter Fong: Here Arnold, drink this cup of steroids
cease: souonds like you need fe-mail
Merlyn: arnold the ex-terminator
IlluminatTween: If it weren't for good luck (TX), I'd have no Willie at alll...
Bob D: Speaking of the wife,
cease: why did the californians elect him? i lived there when the last actor was governor
IlluminatTween: Well, if my junk mail box is any indication cease, there are pleant of offers lol
IlluminatTween: pleanty
Merlyn: the penis mightier than the spam, tween
Dexter Fong knobs the word pleanty
IlluminatTween: As Maria Shriver says, cease, "Just look at him"
Bob D: Yeah, I could be a billionaire by now with all the people from Nigeria tying to give me all the money
IlluminatTween: And apparently I can have inches added to my wallet...
IlluminatTween: Exactly Bob lol
Dexter Fong: If cash last longer than 4 hours see an ATM machine
Bob D: Maria? I thought her real name was skelitor
IlluminatTween: Now, now, Bob... she's a Kennedy
Bob D: skelatore
Dexter Fong: "SKELLATOUR" See real fellons behind bard
Bob D: But that jaw is one from an ass I guess. Er a
Dexter Fong: bars
IlluminatTween: "Why wold you marry an arch-Conservative?" somebody asked Maria... "Just look at him"
Bob D: Bars? Hymm a few
IlluminatTween: Fellonius barddom?
Bob D: Thats her mindset? His looks will set you free?
Dexter Fong hums the theme from The Dew Drop Inn
IlluminatTween: That'll cost you an extra pint on 6th Street in Austin ;-)
Bob D: Sit N Bull
IlluminatTween: Mr. Universe, what can I say. I'm not a gal. Have to ask Honey about that one lol
Dexter Fong: Then I'll stay on 5th street...positively
Bob D: All the hot dogs and beer for one safe price at "Franks and Steins"
IlluminatTween: Live Music Capital of the World, we is..
IlluminatTween: The mead floweth like water...
IlluminatTween: lol Bob
cease: margaret always was florid
IlluminatTween: It's alive!
Dexter Fong: thats' "Schteen!"
IlluminatTween: Bluher!
H Stones: back
Dexter Fong: Ein bluher Moss gecomming up
Bob D: Ben Stein, I have a gun now give me all your money
IlluminatTween: So, are you scheduled for your RFID implant yet, Stones?
H Stones: i got detained by this ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/markthomas.shtml
Dexter Fong: Bob: Look, his eyes are all red
IlluminatTween: They are fingerprinting all the schoolkids, no?
Honey was listening with Stones
Dexter Fong: Just for their safety...and ahem your security
H Stones: they want too but theres growing resistance and we could have a change of government before the law can be enacted
IlluminatTween: Of course (says the Mifia don), it's for your _protection_...
H Stones: i thoroughly recommend the Mark Thomas show, its made a mockery of the law and the police
IlluminatTween: Fingers crossed, Britman ;-)
Dexter Fong: Stones: Does it kinda make you wonder if the Iranian abduction might have been engineered by Blair as a way to hold on?
Bob D: Take them all in for re-grooving
IlluminatTween: I do _looove_ the Parliamentary system. "No Confidence"
Bob D: or re-a-grooving
IlluminatTween: That's what I say, Bob lol
H Stones: i think its just a way of provoking the Iranians and giving us an excuse to send in the bombers
Dexter Fong: Park and Lock It. Not Confident!!
cease: i just put this on, stones
cease: the arts, and how they was done
IlluminatTween: THat waould have been a couple of years ago here. 27% approval rating for Shrub
Honey: groovin
H Stones: National Theater of Brent cease ?
Bob D: Well you all remember what the bushes say "Today Iran, tomorrow...........
Dexter Fong: on a sunny day
Dexter Fong: ....we all run
cease: or whatever trhis is
IlluminatTween: Oh dear yes. They're just waiting for a good excuse to "liberate" Iran.
cease: recycled plackaerds
H Stones: our sailors are just pawns
cease: organized crime and poice act
IlluminatTween: Mark Thomas was the guy who introduced the FST at the London show, right?
Dexter Fong: and all our cavalry mere horsies
IlluminatTween: Yeah, this is _not_ the Army of Washington...
Bob D: political Science Randy Newman
H Stones: Mark Thomas even organised mass hot air balloon flights over secret american monitoring stations here
cease: better pawns than prawns
cease: they aint fried yet
cease: drop the big one, bob?
IlluminatTween: Newman writes some _great_ tunes :-)
Dexter Fong: and even greater lyrics
Bob D: Lets
cease: jolly coppers on parade, my fave by him
H Stones: yes tween, the same mark thomas, a big firesign fan
IlluminatTween: Wow HS, didn't know that...
cease: on the dixie flyer, down to new orleans
H Stones: he a good comedian and a true anarchist
IlluminatTween: And more than a bit of a with himself ;-)
Dexter Fong: I'm takin; the cannonball North
IlluminatTween: Can we vote for anarchy?
Dexter Fong: I abstain!
cease: he gets paid for it, stones?
IlluminatTween: a bit of a wit, that is...
Dexter Fong: I resign!
H Stones: the only way you can vote for anarchy is by not voting for it
Bob D: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blastfromthepast/politicalscience.htm
H Stones: hes made a success of his stunts i suppose
Dexter Fong: oooohhh, well then....
Honey doesn't vote for anarchy
Dexter Fong: "Just look at him"
Dexter Fong: Honey< a failure to vote will be taken as an actual vote and couted as such
IlluminatTween: Well, then as an anarchist of the Southern States, I say that I shall Govern Texas with a fractal government of the willing...
IlluminatTween: Just sign here...
Honey: and here
H Stones: and here
Dexter Fong: Tween: Pssst! that's *fragile*
Bob D: wb Honey
IlluminatTween: annnd, here....
cease: sounds like krassner and the adbusters folks
Merlyn: did people see the announcement in the newsgroup today? I'm still not getting them, but they are on google groups
Honey: ty bobd
IlluminatTween: Wakeman? lol
H Stones: where is it your going sir, weve sent your things on ahead
cease: there's stuff like that everywhere these days, and it'll magnify
Merlyn: the usual thursday night chat announcement, I mean
cease: i got it, merl but mostly spam these days
H Stones: i like adbusters, they are good
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Haven't been there today yet
IlluminatTween: I really like Krassner's stand up. Irony Lives is a favorite. He has some good points to make.
cease: many tween
IlluminatTween: I'm no Yippe, nor would I probably have been had I been born earlier, but he has some good points.
cease: this is very good
H Stones: http://www.markthomasinfo.com/
cease: this bbbc thing im listeng to anarchist demo
cease: this is very krassner. im sure paul knows this guy
Bob D: I heard two jokes by some standup I never heard. He plays jazz behind him and tells joke like "I used to do drugs, I still do them but I used to do them too.
H Stones: thats his main page with some video too
IlluminatTween: Mark Thomas URL
cease: would you know, stones? has krassner ever been on his show?
IlluminatTween: ??
H Stones: cant say for sure but possibly
cease: thats a good one bob
Merlyn: see you next week folks
IlluminatTween: Well, there are enough _real_ conspiarcies out there that I'm willing to put up with the bogus ones just so I know about the others.
IlluminatTween: Thanks, Merlyn
H Stones: ok take care and stay well Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Goodnight Merlyn and as always, thanks for your kind efforts
||||||||| Around 11:59 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
Bob D: He also made me almost crash my car when he said "I had to go to the doctors yeaterday. He took blood from a vein in my neck. Never go to Dr. Ackula
cease: by merl
IlluminatTween: Ackula?
Bob D: sell Merl
Bob D: Dr. Acula?
Dexter Fong: Bob: I think i heard that joke on "Buffy"
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Bob D: DRACULA
IlluminatTween: But never sell Merl short...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give Bob D your pajamas
||||||||| Catherwood gives bob d your pajamas.
IlluminatTween: Didn't get the pronunciation lol
Dexter Fong: Oh my duck, my clothes B close mode has clothed
Bob D: cATHERWOOD, WHY, WITHOUT YOUR pj'S YOUR NAKED!
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bob D and mumbles "oh, fuck off Bob D!"
cease: i didnt know he was a stock
H Stones: whats up Catherwoods ass ?
||||||||| Catherwood whatss up s ass.
Bob D: Caps on, Caps off
Honey: now now catherwood, don't be so testy, dear
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Honey and queries "Did you want something?"
IlluminatTween: Everybody have a great week, and don't forget the Jim & Bambi show & live chat on Saturdays at 6pm EST. Nite all...
Dexter Fong: Serves you right bob, all that MiXEd CaSEs
||||||||| IlluminatTween says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, IlluminatTween exits at 12:02 AM.
Honey: now stones give catherwood a break he has a lot up his ass these days
||||||||| Catherwood brings a break he has a lot up his ass these days.
H Stones: bye for now Tween
Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny
Honey: hahaha
cease: tween
Dexter Fong: Honey: You seem to have a strange and perhaps unatural affinity with Catherwood tonight
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Honey: lol fong yes i do
Honey blushes
Dexter Fong: May we take a DNA swab of you and "Catherwood"
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and asks "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Open you mouth Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
Dexter Fong: Ah, the strong silent type eh, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dexter Fong: Ahhhh! Get him outta here blutwurst
H Stones: i had some more suggestions Catherwood but i think your ass is full
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to H Stones and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
Honey: catherwood please give dexter a dna sample
||||||||| Catherwood brings dexter a dna sample.
Bob D: catherwood empty your ass
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bob D
H Stones: dont forget to wear the gloves Dexter
cease: ok later folks
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bring me a pair of gloves
||||||||| Catherwood brings Dexter Fong a pair of gloves.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bend over and open your mouth
||||||||| Catherwood bends over and open your mouth.
||||||||| At 12:07 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
H Stones: make that a clean pair of gloves Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives that a clean pair of gloves.
H Stones: pass me the tweezers please Honey
Dexter Fong sometimes forgets that Cwood isn't ...somehow isn't...well...really human?
Honey passes stones the zircon encrusted tweezers
H Stones: human or not, i never so much up one ass
Bob D: Ok gabg as we sit around the fire singing where do we go when your towed away I pass out and flock of crows scurry me of to parts unknown...or Have to bed down for the night so take care.
Dexter Fong: Honay I saw a pair of those on Jewelry Televison Channel...thay're absolutely gorgeous
Dexter Fong: Night Bob D
H Stones: yes honey has a very nice pair
Honey: nite bobd hasta luego, mi amigo
Honey: oooooooooooh dex i will have to tune in
Dexter Fong: And their available in yellow or white gold
Bob D: Keep cool Honey
Honey: =)
Dexter Fong: Honey: Also on line at jtv.com
H Stones: did i tell you i got banned from the suicide bombers trivia room ?
Dexter Fong: can be sized
Dexter Fong: What rule of ettiquette di you breach, Sontes
Honey: i got mine in a kit with a 10 x magnifier and a pearl gauge dex
Dexter Fong: Senor Stones, I mean
H Stones: i dont think they appreciated my jokes
H Stones: not that that is unusual
Principalpoop: back, and almost nation wide, or wide as a nation
H Stones: wb PP
Dexter Fong: deep as the country
Dexter Fong: high as a kite
Honey: welcome back poop you missed the compulsory taunting of catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Honey and mumbles "oh, fuck off Honey!"
Principalpoop: suicide bombers chat, you got banned too?
Dexter Fong: and low down and dirty
Principalpoop: hey, robots rules of order
Dexter Fong: Uh Oh Honey, the bond has broken
H Stones: but your in time for the mandatory taunting of Catherwood though
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:13 AM, on the dot!"
Dexter Fong: Don't retreat into tempular retreats, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Honey: he got a bit testy when stones used the tweezers on him cant blame him for that
Principalpoop: will the bond be unbroken, buy and buy
Principalpoop: tweezers, on C? kinky...
Dexter Fong: Honey: Yah gotta tweeze the wheeze first..that pacifies the..er uh him
H Stones: everyone needs a hobby PP
Honey: lol dex
Principalpoop: that's just it stones, but what about the future? what about tomorrow?
H Stones: but tomorrows now here yet PP
Dexter Fong: But tomorrow is already here in NYC...It's too late for me westerners...Run
Principalpoop: oops, I am late for cutting the soles off my shoes
Dexter Fong: I'll hold em off
Principalpoop: it is tomorrow where you are
Dexter Fong: with a cross in one hand and a switchblade in the other
H Stones: i think they suit him dont you Honey ?
Principalpoop: it is yesterday for you honey?
Honey: it's still today, here
Honey: indeed they do!
Principalpoop: yesterday, all my troubles, oops
Dexter Fong: Honey: let's hope it's all here tomorrow
H Stones: ewwww Macca, gets out garlic and silver bullets
Principalpoop: stay on cam
Dexter Fong: It's time for macca and rena, dance team sublime
Principalpoop: what about roni?
Dexter Fong: It's all about Roni with you, isn't it?
Principalpoop: a little cheesey I know and yet...
H Stones: lol
Honey: she'z with rice-a
Principalpoop: from SF
H Stones: passes some time by sticking more pins in Macca and Cruise dolls
Principalpoop: she was a treat
Dexter Fong: Next it'l be the Nudos...and i don't want no nekkid Carribeaners in here
Honey: catherwood, please make me a san francisco treat
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey a san francisco treat.
Honey: ooooooooooh
Principalpoop: wow
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you are a San Francisco treat
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Principalpoop: kudos for the nudos
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bob D - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: oops le Plague
H Stones: sacre blue
Dexter Fong: Many nudos visit our tine island when the snows come to the north countries
Honey: and camus too
Principalpoop: come, all ye faithful
Dexter Fong: Hippo Camus?
H Stones: Albert
Dexter Fong: Prince Albert in the Hippo Cannes
Principalpoop: Emule
Principalpoop: Emile
Principalpoop: a miss is as good a mile
H Stones: whats that Poop, donkeys online ?
Dexter Fong: Emole
Principalpoop: wack a molly
H Stones: it will make you blind poop
Dexter Fong: Don Key, great hawiiain musician, does the whole show for Macca and Rena
Principalpoop: gwack a moli
Principalpoop: i heard he has tiny bubbles
H Stones: thanks Dex, i have added him to my list, (must order some more pins )
Honey hands stones a box of colored push pins
Dexter Fong: Didn't know you Bowled, stones..have to bring your own pins? I say
Dexter Fong: Can you still rent shoes
Principalpoop: they all wear those bowlers overthere
H Stones: i am not unaquainted with an occasional strike Dexter
Dexter Fong: Stones, did you perchance mislay a comma intended to follow the word "strike" and "Dexter"?
Principalpoop: strike? who is on strike now?
Dexter Fong: Apparently the Dexters
H Stones: yes Dex there a hole in my pocket and the commas all leaked out
Dexter Fong: They're the guts who wash the decks of yachts
Dexter Fong: guys
Principalpoop: no more indexing until their demands are met? and taken to dinner and a movie?
H Stones: and free transport home PP
Dexter Fong: poop: You some kind a strike breaker
Principalpoop: you have a hole in your pocket too stones? hehe hehe
Honey: a hole in one
Dexter Fong: What would you think of a guy who was breaking a brickmaker's strike?
H Stones: definately wrong room yet again PP
Principalpoop: pocket pool
H Stones: cue PP
Principalpoop: i dont know fong
Principalpoop: is that my cue?
H Stones: i would think he had struck out Dexter
Honey: pick up your cue, poop
Dexter Fong: Hem =)))
Principalpoop: comma comma over to my house, my house
Principalpoop: how is hem? any news of haw?
Principalpoop: they were a nice couple
Dexter Fong: Any news of Gee?
Dexter Fong: or Yee
Principalpoop: yes, gee was seen over at chichis
H Stones: its not your house any longer, we have foreclosed on the mortgage
Dexter Fong: poop: Thank god it's friday
Dexter Fong: But I gotta subprime mortgage
Principalpoop: that is ok, if I leave, the termites will stop holding hands and singing kumbuyah
Dexter Fong: and I don't even own a sub
H Stones: on Fridays the Jewish Termites sing Hava Nagila
Dexter Fong: I ate one, sure..but i paid cash
Principalpoop: i had a prime rib, once
Dexter Fong: Have two nagila...they're very smaaaaall
Principalpoop: nagila? i thought it was tequila?
H Stones: dont mind if i do PP
Principalpoop: hava tequila
Dexter Fong: Taquila.schmequila
H Stones: whose round is it anyway
Principalpoop: did I menshon that already?
Honey: catherwood, please bring a round
||||||||| Catherwood hands a round.
H Stones: how should i know already ?
Dexter Fong jacks another round into the beautifully crafted 30-06 and fires blindly into the chat room
Dexter Fong: BLAM!
H Stones: look out everyone, Dexter is Jacking again
Honey ducks
Principalpoop: they cleaned my table, I usually keep track by my swizzle sticks
Principalpoop: ewww, clean that up fong
Dexter Fong: and he knows a Jill when she comes tumbling down the hill
H Stones: i sceond that PP
Honey: i keep track with my little umbrellas, poop
Honey: and one just came in handy!!!
H Stones: Little Umbrellas ? did zappa do that one ?
Dexter Fong: I just do a quick MRI
Principalpoop: ahh honey, with the table that looks like a club med beach
Dexter Fong: full blood work up
Dexter Fong: Tox screen
Dexter Fong: then follow that up with an autopsy
Honey: killer drinks, dex
Principalpoop: that single malt action, stick with milk shakes fong
H Stones: but the doctors bills grow like au topsy
Dexter Fong: Yes they are Honey (dramatic puase al la David Caruso) but just who *ARE* the killers
Principalpoop: auto spy?
Dexter Fong: Please dont shake me poop..I'll drink the koo er um milk
Honey: i haven't had a tox screen in ages not since that sigma chi party ah ummmmm nevermind
Dexter Fong: Honey: Greek style eh?
Principalpoop: what is that stuff called? cooties, fongers, zingers
H Stones: you ll need another barrel
Dexter Fong puts down the beautifully crafted 30-06 mand picks up the auto load two barrel 12 guage
Principalpoop: you slip in their drink and they can't remember anything, ahhh ice
H Stones: you guaged that well Fong
Honey: roofies
Dexter Fong: It's a spanish gun
Principalpoop: ahh yes, I remember it well
Dexter Fong: Poop: Do you remember the froggy mountain native boys?
H Stones: we dined at eight
Honey: no it was nine
Dexter Fong: and only seven spoons
Principalpoop: yes yes and the cool breeze yes yes
Dexter Fong: Poop: FORGET IT!
H Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: Doctor
Principalpoop: thank heaven for little girls, where is the maurice chevaliier chat room?
Dexter Fong: Guess I broke President Poop
Dexter Fong: No, only dazed him
H Stones: i should have guessed you had been in that room PP
Principalpoop: only 7 spoons, for 7 monkeys?
Honey: it's in french lifestyles...i'm sure of it
Dexter Fong jacks a couple of round into the double barrel and fire, not so blindly into the chatroom BLAM!! BLAM!!
Principalpoop: i wore blue, no, it was white, ahh I remember it, well
H Stones: stand back everyone, Fong is at it again
Dexter Fong: I see your are a sailor, poop
H Stones: glad i brought the mansize Kleenex
Principalpoop: hah, missed, oops, you got blood all over my bugs bunny pajamas
Dexter Fong: Put your money between the balls, ah Poop
H Stones: i noticed the bugs but must have mussed the pyjamas
Principalpoop: money or jewels?
Honey: jewels are at jtv.com
Dexter Fong: We *are* a full serive readary..Either Sir
Dexter Fong: You betcha Honey
Principalpoop: carole king sang that, now dexter fong he bought a shotgun...
Dexter Fong: You Like tanzanite, Haney?
H Stones: e ye ee ye o
Principalpoop: tarzan is tight?
Honey: i like russian diopside and iolite, dex
Dexter Fong recagnizes obscure Druidic chant uttered by Sontes
Honey: but tsavorite is a fav
H Stones: i can show you a nice time Dexter, look , there it is over there
Dexter Fong: Honey: YOu really watch it,,How cool =))))
Honey: lol
Dexter Fong: Or you're a Gemologist
Principalpoop: lost, I am lost
Honey: don't get voted off the island, poop
Principalpoop: sow me a nice tie stones
Dexter Fong: but now...now your found....say hello to Amazing Grace..He want's you to put your moeny between the balls
Honey: ex-geologist and i collect gemstones, dex
Dexter Fong: Poop: Ties are manufactured not grown
H Stones: you will have to wait untill stones is satiated PP
Principalpoop: he is unsatiable
Principalpoop: insatiable?
Dexter Fong: Honey: Then you're out there in the right area, aren't you?
Principalpoop: cannot be sated
Dexter Fong: Be seated, Poop
Honey: yeap =)
Principalpoop: take a chair, or a sofa
H Stones: sates in all parts of the house
Dexter Fong: Well, always fun, dear friends see you next week
H Stones: this is a nice sofa PP how much do you want for it
Honey: okie dokie dex have a good week :)
Principalpoop: gemstones and what? gempillows, gemnuts?
Principalpoop: that is not a sofa silly, that is a couch
H Stones: its almost dawn here so i guess i better call it quits for today as well
Honey: its a davenport
Principalpoop: have a super week dex
H Stones: or a chesterfield
Honey: yes i must scurry off also
Principalpoop: no, the davenport is over there next to the futon and canape
Honey: gives catherwood a hug
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Honey
Principalpoop: it is late or early
H Stones: take care dex and have a good week PP and thanks for the fun as always
Principalpoop: kiss honey
Principalpoop: noooo, thank you
Honey: nite nite folks muah muah
Principalpoop: and you have the good week
H Stones: stay safe folks
H Stones: byeeee
Principalpoop: ciaoo bebe
||||||||| At 12:51 AM, Honey runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
H Stones: --:)
||||||||| At 12:52 AM, H Stones scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bob D
bonemeister
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
H Stones
Honey
IlluminatTween
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
 URL References:
http://208.98.56.64:8000;stream.nsv
http://3k.serverroom.us:6767/;stream.nsv
http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2007/03/grieving-process-my-mother-and-brother.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Challenger
http://s1.webradioworld.net:8088
http://tinyurl.com/yr4qax
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/markthomas.shtml
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/updates/00251.html
http://www.kriskristofferson.com/
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2004/02/richmond_95171.php
http://www.markthomasinfo.com/
http://www.mustangforums.com/shelby-mustang/images/shelby-mustang.jpg
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blastfromthepast/politicalscience.htm


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