||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 01, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:34 AM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom. Firebroiled: FLASH [coughing] : I’m all right, Roger. Just a little argument with my co-pilot. And guess what, Rog? The little needle pointing to “E”--and, while that’s always stood for Excellent in my Book, I guess it means I’m out of gas. You’ll have to sing me in, my friends. My favorite. Hymn 15--17. ........ Aghh . . . [fading] ||||||||| Firebroiled leaves at 8:35 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| Catherwood escorts DrHappyHarryTween in through the front door at 8:18 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DrHappyHarryTween: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway? ||||||||| At 8:18 PM, DrHappyHarryTween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood ushers enzo in through the front door at 8:27 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| "I'm going to The Kennels" says enzo, and leaves. ||||||||| Outside, the 8:55 PM bus from California pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Mark' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 01, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. ah,clem: hey Merl Merlyn: Snowed away, snowed away! Snowed away, SNOWED AWAYYYyyyy...where do you go when you're snooooooooowed awaaaaaaaaay? Merlyn: snow, I can dig it Merlyn: hey clem ||||||||| Catherwood ushers H. Stones in through the front door at 9:04 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. H. Stones: Greetings ||||||||| Catherwood enters with DrHappyHarryTween close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom. DrHappyHarryTween: I was right about the comet! Read my book and see why! DrHappyHarryTween: Hey all... DrHappyHarryTween: Snowed away, eh Merl? Merlyn: you could make a comet out of the snow we got Merlyn: or a Mr. Clean DrHappyHarryTween: Getting plenty of exercise with the snow shovel, I take it... Merlyn: whoa, they make SHOVELS for snow?! Now ya tells me! DrHappyHarryTween: I'm on Rob's feed, Clem DrHappyHarryTween: lol DrHappyHarryTween: And there you were using your tongue... ||||||||| boney steals in around 9:08 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." DrHappyHarryTween: Hey Bone ah,clem: o'tay Tween ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:09 PM, dragging cease by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" boney: I'm unfashionably on time cease: unfashionable, eh, bone? cease: you snowed in merl? cease: we are between rather minor snowfalls, at least thus far Merlyn: pretty much cat Merlyn: didn't go to work today, might not tomorrow boney: H. Stones lives in AOL, AOL cease: we've already had more snow this winter than i've ever seen in van cease: roads impassable? trains derailed? boney: according to Nino. cease: fucking cn bought by the yanks and now its derailments all the time cease: even without snowfalls ah,clem: we did not get any snow in Va, at least nothing that stuck cease: i think they want to put in a new railroad with a more yankee kinda name cease: lose even more money cease: we had flakes the size of stamps here this aft, but they didnt stick DrHappyHarryTween: Yeah, but the ticket prices are lower, right Cat? cease: lol tween DrHappyHarryTween: I'm expecting "Wal-Rail" any day now... cease: im watching buncha newses and they're all of crashes in snow boney: On Tuesday I performed a little test and posted to the chat room using my Nokia n800 Linux Internet Tablet... Not one of Dr Tim's tablets cease: tuesdsay? boney: it's a glorified PDA boney: Yeah, no one was here. DrHappyHarryTween: The UL also. Didn't know tghere was a Virgin Rail. They're into everything. The UK version of US+ cease: oh its a machiine cease: i thouguht it was just welding ah,clem: I could use a tiny dr. tim tablet tonight... DrHappyHarryTween: UK, that is... boney:http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/logs/Tuesday.html Merlyn: Ah, you were "n800": http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/chat/logs/Tuesday.html cease: you got snows in uk, stones? Merlyn: Only good until next tuesday though DrHappyHarryTween: lol - feeling your age, eh clem? Merlyn: and only the waiting room is logged boney: the 'is nothing sacred' tablets cease: we could all use tiny doc again ah,clem: just need an imagination spark cease: i was just reading over some emails from him today from 5-6 years ago ||||||||| "9:16 PM? 9:16 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwyddorsomeonelikehim should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwyddorsomeonelikehim enters and sits on the divan. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: evenin folks! ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies MoonstruckHoney Sanchez into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:16 PM, then departs. ||||||||| H. Stones departs at 9:16 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ah,clem: feeling the moon rise I guess, and not ready for it DrHappyHarryTween: Evenin' LL ah,clem: been so worn out MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hello all youse bozos :) cease: i coulndt find the docs doc requested, but it was great to see tiny's voice again just in his name on an email cease: llan DrHappyHarryTween: You were slapped by a Moonie, Honey? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: on to the heart of the moonrise cease: honey MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol yes i am in the process now boney: b0rk b0rk b0rk is what Doodles Weaver said wearing nothing but a diaper while sitting on the lap of the statue of Herbert Hoover at the unveiling ceremony for the statue ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:17 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs MoonstruckHoney Sanchez by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door DrHappyHarryTween: You two have been quite busy apparently, clem. Well, busy is good (in measured amounts) llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: doodle weaver was a comic genius
ow ow ow ow ow ow OWIE! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:18 PM and MoonstruckHoney Sanchez waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: doodles boney: the story may have been somewhat embellished over the years llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: didn't mean to reduce him to singularity cease: i barely remember the name DrHappyHarryTween: Doesn't strike a chord here... llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: doodles weaver was one of spike jones' City Slickers boney: he was impersonating a seal. perhaps a Navy Seal or a sea lion working for Homeland Security cease: i see the jays won their first game today cease: against red sox. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: probably the funniest Slicker cease: jays-sox contending for first this year? ah,clem: doodles was cool boney: corny boney: the antithesis of cool boney: Birdman Parker was cool. Doodles Weaver was corny. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I wouldn't say he was corny. you have to admit he was versatilte and there was no one else like him ah,clem: ok, just thought he wa funny llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: versatile ah,clem: was boney: the Spike Jones band won the annual Downbeat magazine readers poll ten times in a row... Corny triumphed over cool Merlyn: sigourney weaver is doodle's neice or something like that cease: read great article on kitch by milan kundera in jan 8 new yorker boney: I think maybe it was a big prank cease: kitche was the art of the east europe my grandparents came from, late 19th century cease: actually most of europe at that point boney: Charlie Parker versus Spike Jones? cease: going thru museums of peoples houses from that era recently cease: made me recall how claustrophic it was boney: Miles Davis vs. Doodles Weaver? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: kitsch has its place. I don't know why anyone puts it down Merlyn: the kitschen DrHappyHarryTween: Your blog entry on recent books was pretty interesting, Cat. boney: is it possible to be so corny that you become cool? cease: what came to be known as modern art was a revolt against it, so it had that purpose DrHappyHarryTween: "What are all these Iranians doing here?" cease: i do my best tween ah,clem: I think so boney: or were the readers of Downbeat pulling our leg? cease: i am rarely not reading so i might as well comment on it DrHappyHarryTween: You read some good material. Do keep up the commentary :-) llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: anyone who makes art out of "corny" is an artist cease: its more interesting than just food all the time llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: and any true artist is cool in my book ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 9:26 PM", then leaves hurriedly. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: maybe that's going too far, actually cease: you can get a new honda here for 16k DrHappyHarryTween: You do find some amazing eateries... cease: wathicngf xconsu7mer reports car report DrHappyHarryTween: Hey Dex cease: i didnt know you could get anyting new for that ah,clem: are you keeping your hat on your lap tonight Tweeny? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Dex! ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:27 PM and late as usual, it's H. Stones, just back from Funfun Town." MoonstruckHoney Sanchez:http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/ I have been Stumbling about llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: actually its going MUCH too far. forget I said it MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hi stones Merlyn: he's just a thrown stones Dexter Fong: Hi there clem. boney, Cat, Tween, Stones, llan, Merlyn and Moon Unit Sqanchez DrHappyHarryTween: Why, clem, how did you know I was having sex with my hat? cease: dex MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hello dex Dexter Fong: Sanchez Merlyn: firesigntheatrelegacy.com gets a lot of stumbleupon traffic ah,clem: hi Dex MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol dex close enough Dexter Fong: Honey: Not close enough (wink wink) MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol ah,clem: just an instinct, tween ah,clem: and the moon is rising Dexter Fong: The Active Booty Retirement Corps DrHappyHarryTween: ROFL - the picture of the seal clubbing the baby human... MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: i guess the moon isn't the only thing rising llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: first time I looked at firesigntheatrelegacy.com was in a public library before I had my webtv. Netnanny shut down the PC when I clicked on Dr. Winkydink ah,clem: say no more, wink wink, nod, nod, know what I mean MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: yeah appropriate, tweeny DrHappyHarryTween: No, no clem... the horizons moving up! Dexter Fong: Honey: I rise to salute you llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it's embarrassing to have that happen in a smalltown public library Merlyn: did buzzers go off? MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: lol llan netnanny shut you down haha Dexter Fong: Yeah LLAN: I was shut down by a 409 llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: that's funny dex DrHappyHarryTween: A 1962 Impala, Dex? Dexter Fong: Funny: Not so llan, I blew a seal Dexter Fong: I told everyone it was vanilla ice cream but I lied cease: going up llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no buzzers, merl but it was just as embarrassing to have to tell the librarian the netnanny shut down the computer MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: haha dex cease: my cat blues just asked for food Dexter Fong: ho ho Honey ah,clem: I can just picture it, a quiet library, and the red lights start flashing, and the sirens go off, and a spotlight hits you..."I was just researching FireSign Theatre" llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: netnanny doesn't like dr. winkydink cease: i answered, "bluesing down the river, on a lazy afternoon" thanks dave ossman DrHappyHarryTween: Impala 409: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/62CHImp409.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/m3.html&h=321&w=550&sz=19&tbnid=N7OpOnoxas6NdM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dimpala%2B409%26gbv%3D1%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG Dexter Fong: Tween: You've got the longest URL *I Dexter Fong: ve* ever seen Merlyn: scroll that monstrosity off the screen cease: merl, any word from ossman on success of his literary venture? DrHappyHarryTween: Sorry, that's Google images cease: have you finished it yet? ah,clem: lol Dexter Fong: Catherwood, 86 that URL ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong Merlyn: no, cat. Merlyn: no, cat cease: dont read my review till you do Merlyn: I've been busy cease: not that it's that long or anything Merlyn: ok cease: but i can understand your desire to suspend cease: i want to give every firesign project as much suspension as possible DrHappyHarryTween: This one's a little better: http://www.wtv-zone.com/cal731/SH/cmus/m3.html MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: yes, better ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:36 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. MoonstruckHoney Sanchez: hola senor poop llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: hey Princ! DrHappyHarryTween: Hang them from the flagpole, cease? Principalpoop: howdy DrHappyHarryTween: Hey P cease: hey poop Dexter Fong: Hi Poop Principalpoop: hola hi hejsa cease: good piece on pbs now on new tvs ||||||||| Outside, the 9:37 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps') coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: pn thier news show Principalpoop: what am I listening to? Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Good eve, All. cease: problem is the "smnart guy" has a shirt which looks like shit on tv llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Tor! Dexter Fong: Hey TOR, still having trouble with that Chinese Cook of yours, I see cease: yippie tor one one Principalpoop: ahh memory loop Dexter Fong: Poop: How Time Flys DrHappyHarryTween: Evenin' Tor ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:38 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs H. Stones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Merlyn: the problem with firing a chinese cook is, an hour later you have to fire him again Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Yeah, he keeps telling moi his phone number, but, it's always the Wong number' Dexter Fong: Oh! Poor Stones, he's been bum rushed llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: great galaxies! look at that! DrHappyHarryTween: groan, Merl boney: Nino thinks that I'm in Tennessee Principalpoop: i am sure stones has been thrown out of better chats than this boney: I'm really in California Merlyn: do you live in a "right-to-wok" state>? cease: lol merl ah,clem: finer than a g-nat's har, mr m boney: Which is why on time is early for me. I'm sipping breakfast tea cease: but unreally, you;re in middle earth? ah,clem: good morning Boney Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Moi lives in a right-to-not-know-which-is right.....or left. boney: unreally the Dubster is President boney: unreal cease: cklem, when ossmnan wrote that, magnification was far from what it is now, particularly in terms of distribution Dexter Fong: Tor: This unhealthy fascination with your hired help is not a good thing cease: i turn on myu computer and nat geo has a photo of atoms mating, or something ah,clem :) boney: making the world safe for SUVs llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I don't hear anything about republican presidential candidates. anyone important running? Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Ohhhhhhhhh, moi gotz a "Good Thang" cease: will the mayor of new york become the mayor of the world? boney: according to the Atomic Clock, it's 6:42 PM here Dexter Fong: llan: John McCain declared last night on Letterman cease: not a good sign for the darker citizens there of Principalpoop: i will vote for Nixon, Dick's the One. ah,clem: vote for none of the above DrHappyHarryTween: Quite, Boney... Dexter Fong: One Dick, over all, indivisble Merlyn: that old gray mayor llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: interesting dex. he might have a chance Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Dickie Nixon and other guests at Joe McCarthy's wedding. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: funny to hear he was on letterman cease: can still do viagra ads Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Gilda the zep Principalpoop: like nixon on laugh-in Sock it to me? ||||||||| Outside, the 9:44 PM uptown bus from Bronx pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Doc! doctec: koff koff Merlyn: hey doc Principalpoop: ahh, wots up doc? Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Bye, Doc Dexter Fong: llan: True...lot's of folks just focus on his war record...prisoner and all that...but he's a flip flopper....not that there's anything wrong with that doctec: hi - by - ? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'll never forget the time Billy Graham was on Laugh-In. I couldn't believe it ||||||||| DrHappyHarryTween says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, DrHappyHarryTween exits at 9:44 PM. Dexter Fong: Hey Doc, it's your break Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): OHHH, I thought he goin', but, he's a-comin' doctec: i could use a break! Principalpoop: tween and stones fell ou Principalpoop: t Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): That "Doc" 'tis gone.....real gone, daddy-o Dexter Fong: We'll just implant these disc brakes in your cervical column doctec: i've been feeling a little gone lately... Principalpoop: come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): CNI has a good feed. Even my lill' 56k can handle it. cease: persons doctec: weird week, not exactly sick but definitely under the weather - not firing on all cylinders etc cease: what a great intro Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): URGENT!!!!!!!!! cease: yeah i've been far from health for a week or so Dexter Fong: You Are Gent!!!!!! Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Drink some rooiboos, Doc doctec: i know whatcher sayin' cease: is lili ok? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DrHappyHarryTween falls out at 9:47 PM. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I don't think McCain has the star quality that a presidential candidate needs in the 21st century Principalpoop: wb tween Dexter Fong: Tor: Don't understand Chinese Soda Shop Jargon Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): It won't help but 'tis de'lish DrHappyHarryTween: Was getting really slow response. Trying to burn a DVD in the background... Principalpoop: bush did? doctec: she's been off the o2 for a full week - but her stamina is definitely impaired, and the prednisone gives her a bad case of the shakes boney: Nixon spent his honeymoon at the Mission Inn hotel, where Harold Hiphugger spent his childhood "in the ornate and confusing surroundings of the Mission Inn - a palatial hostelry in the Hispano-Moorish Style, located in Riverside, California - where his mother, Belle Hiphugger, was employed as a restorer in the Cloister Art Shop." I didn't write that, but I wish I had. Reagan had a honeymoon there with his first wife actress Jane Wyman. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: bush kind of did, I have to admit. He looked better than mccain Principalpoop: don't need to burn them, just throw them away Dexter Fong: Burning DVDs in the background, burning books in the library DrHappyHarryTween: Man, that's rough, Doc. doctec: in other words, a good news / bad news report cease: not good doc doctec: but we're hanging in there all the same DrHappyHarryTween: At least she's breathing on her own... ||||||||| Bunnyboy sneaks in around 9:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Bunnyboy: lo dere cease: hey bun llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think hilary has the best chance. obama will win the Good Sport Award Principalpoop: going in the right direction Principalpoop: hip hop bunny boney: Teddy Roosevelt visited there Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Nixon and Ike had their big 'let's be friends' meetin' just down the road from moi. doctec: if anyone here is into mst3k, last week i stumbled on a site that streams all the episodes 24/7 - veneficus.net boney: Will Rogers visited there cease: grewat to hear wolfman as part of a firesign project Dexter Fong: Sneaky Bunny! llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the voters will tell obama to come back when he's a little older Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Joe McCarthy started his Commie Hunt just up the street. cease: didnt el send me all of them/ DrHappyHarryTween: Obama was in Austin the other day. He's definitely getting wide support. Dexter Fong: Moi: The Chinese Zelig cease: you think hillary will be your new prez? Bunnyboy: doc: Best to Lili. That Predisone is nasty stuff, even though it is designed to pump (*clap*) you up. doctec: conventional wisdom (subject to change without notice): it will be hillary vs. rudy cease: you are familiar with it, bun? Dexter Fong: llan: And whiter boney: the fattest President visited there... I can't remember which one... They had to make a special chair for him... It's on display in the lobby cease: taft llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: It's too early to tell, cat. But I think she has the best chance DrHappyHarryTween: Only as a hobby, right Bun? doctec: thanks bb. and yeah, it definitely is having that 'pump you up' effect on her - much to her dismay :-/ boney: they must have lowered him onto it with a fork lift Principalpoop: you tafty if you think it was taft boney: chair's the width of a sofa Principalpoop: r Bunnyboy: cat: Yup. Hodgkin's survivor, me. Clean since 1989. cease: anyone without an (r) next to her/his name is bound to be an improvemnet Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): President John Buster ?????? cease: good for you bun Bunnyboy: Well, remissed, I should say. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I read that taft weighed over 300 pounds
Dexter Fong sings Buster Brown's body lies a mildewing in the grave Principalpoop: so you think Bush will leave peacefully when his time is up? cease: ive just survived life so far. no labels on it yet doctec:http://www.zod2008.com/ Principalpoop: ahh, the voice of ahhh, clem boney: Buster's a dolphin at Sea World... My SO went out on a date with him... I wonder if he's been drafted... Buster may be shipping out to the Mideast soon cease: seeing how my parents survive their vast age, its not all that appealing doctec:http://www.walken2008.com/ Dexter Fong: Hiyah Live Clem llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I just hope cheney doesn't run Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Peacefully and loaded-down with a gazillion tons of PURE.....solid, gold ah,clem :) cease: he can hardly walk boney: An intelligent undersea mammal and a patriotic American ah,clem: yes I am still alive... Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): HI Dexter Fong: Boney: Are Dolphins kinda like advanced Navy SEALS? Bunnyboy: Someone's ticklin' ah, clem, judging by his rap. doctec:http://prorev.com/2007/02/missing-in-action-american-left.htm boney: brb Dexter Fong: I blew a seal once cease: some newsa piece about dolphihns relaly bieng stupid Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): WifeyWu' Dexter Fong: But I did not stab the Dolphinb Dexter Fong: Dolphin Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): WifeyWu's daddy's name was Sanchez llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: you mean miami dolphins, cat? Principalpoop: stoppit, you make me hungry for a tuna sandwich ah,clem: not yet, Bambi still on the road, and no one else tickles me Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): His mom got remarried sooooooooooo he took the next name Bunnyboy: GIVE ME A BREAK? Dexter Fong: Cat: Did you know that Dolphins can type better than you? =)) Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Ulrich cease: i know not of football DrHappyHarryTween: Emperor Zod, eh, Doc? funny :-) ||||||||| Sick as a dog Bob DiCat enters at 9:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Principalpoop: cat does that on porpoise Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): JIM!!!!!!!!! cease: ah clem, this thing actually works a lot better in small segments. Dexter Fong: Hi Bob D cease: i hopw that is what you plan Principalpoop: sick bob cease: hearing a lot of these in a row gets tiresome doctec: di cat sick as a dog? phlem at 11? cease: sick bob Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Hey gang, Sick as a dog, but all my dogs never been sick DrHappyHarryTween: Doc - if only _this_ were in jest... DrHappyHarryTween: -- "In early July I spoke in five cities around Korea at rallies held by the Women's Federation for World Peace. There, I declared that my wife, WFWP President Hak Ja Han Moon, and I are the True Parents of all humanity. I declared that we are the Savior, the Lord of the Second Advent, the Messiah." Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Tell 'em Jim! Tell 'em Jim. Star Trek TOS reference Bunnyboy: I was just thinking, the 2nd and 3rd Proctor and Bergman 1970's albums have gotten short shrift on CNI. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: evenin, sick cease: thats the moon that deserves to be retired Principalpoop: yes, and george washington said he approves... Bunnyboy: Not much 3 FACES OF AL or NEXT WORLD, either. Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: What This Country Needs and Give Us A Break? DrHappyHarryTween: That. of course, is the 'Reverend' Moon Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): "Phlem at 11" :-) Dexter Fong: Tween: Don't worry...James Cameron has the real deal
Bunnyboy harumphs cease: you thnink so, bun? boney:http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/blueplanet/alert/slideshows/dolphinslide.html cease: far too mcuh for my tastes Bunnyboy: Bob D: Jawohl. DrHappyHarryTween: Cameron's stirred up quite a little controversy there... cease: another roadside attraction, by james cameron? Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Too much for moi's modem DrHappyHarryTween: lol Tor boney: Mine clearing operations Merlyn: where's the frickin' lasers on their heads? Principalpoop: discovery channel? those are the atheist satan tools trying to spoil easter Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Have to get in ben, Fever, 104, Head and body aches, Weak, and ready to pass out Principalpoop: i read that book Bunnyboy: Casting news for the new GET SMART film: Alan Arkin is playing The Chief. boney: the Iranians use children to clear mine fields ah,clem: get well Bob llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: plenty of fluids, bob Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): 1 o 4 !!!!!! Dexter Fong: Bob D: SOunds like its not something to laugh off boney: so why not dolphins and sea lions? Principalpoop: the guy from mash? he is not bald llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I usually take aspirin for fevers but to each his own Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: What can make this film is Max.... If they choose a lousy Max then the film is shot. boney: we are a nation at war doctec: how about liev schrieber as max? Principalpoop: yes, drink and keep warm, rest Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: He is bald now, that was forty years ago Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Thanks Pooper Dexter Fong: Boney: The Iranians use *Iraqui* children to clear mind fields llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: bed rest is just as important. stay in bed for at least a day ah,clem: a new get smart film, will watch for that Merlyn: I thought Steve Carell was cast as Max Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): 104.....stay in bed for a week Bunnyboy: Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway are Max and Agent 99. Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Unless you' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Would yuou beleive, I am in the midst of a tornato warning. I can only wish, thats how bad I am feeling Dexter Fong: Doc: Just saw Liev Schrieber in Talk Radio...great performance Principalpoop: i will watch just to see the doors at the start and the music Bunnyboy: I approve. Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Unless you're Fairbanks, Jr. Bunnyboy: Liev and Naomi are gonna be parents. doctec: dex: i bet! he's great ah,clem: sounds like fun Principalpoop: 104? BINGO, I WON! llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'm supposed to get half a foot or more of snow tonight llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: good thing I bought a shovel this morning cease: whats the prob, bob? cease: won what? Dexter Fong: Bob: Nino says your in NYC, so am I, is there really a tomato warning for NYC? cease: canadian indeed Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Dex would I WON TON doctec: lland: is that the half with the toes, or the part with the achilles heel attached? DrHappyHarryTween: Would you believe... I'm holding onto my aluminum TV antenna on my roof... Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: I am not in NYC Principalpoop: the bingo? right? cease: sapin invents catsup Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Steve Carrell has the look Bunnyboy: There's a nice 1 hour Gleason retrospective on PBS these days: JACKIE GLEASON - GENIUS AT WORK. cease: tons of dollars? i'l, take the case doctec: precip tomorrow for us will be all rain (thank grid) cease: i saw a few sec of that, bun Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Upstate South Carolina, Nino sucks DrHappyHarryTween: I think I'll vote Walken in 2008 cease: was it good? cease: snow gone, doc? Dexter Fong: ;sighs and murmers; "Poor TOR, he's completely possessed by that oriental deviil cease: ours is coming in more and more here cease: toddline in 2012 Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): I sold the DeVil in '82 doctec: we had snow monday, 2-4 inches, but it has been high 30s all week, low '40s today so much of it has melted away cease: toddling Principalpoop: i thought you were an oriental devil fong Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Bunn, I will look for that ole pal o mine cease: but the devil came back boney: Nino's a great guy, one of the best. Microwaves are interfering with his psychic abilities. Damn cellphones! llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think I should run in '08 llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: till they catch me doctec: tomorrow's rain will likely wash away the remaining ice and snow plow piles DrHappyHarryTween: Well,at least Nino's got me in TX, even if at the other end of the state cease: and wobble in 09 Dexter Fong: Poop: I'm a multi-national devil Fong boney: Wi-fi hotspots DrHappyHarryTween: lol LL Bunnyboy: cat: Yes, quite delightful. As usual, I wished they'd just play the sketches, and shut up. Sick as a dog Bob DiCat: Doc where r u doctec: tomorrow's high will be 43 boney: there's nothing sacred about a linux tablet. So says Nino Bunnyboy: They did have a fun Honeymooners moment where the Great One had to figure a way to zip up his open fly. ||||||||| Sick as a dog Bob DiCat leaves at 10:06 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| Bob D Caterino sneaks in around 10:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Dexter Fong: Gleason: "Props" cease: i'll watch the rerun then, bun Merlyn: use no hooks Principalpoop: feel better bob doctec: bob d: along the southwestern edge of connecticut - across from long island DrHappyHarryTween: He's healed! cease: youy getting snow in seattle, bun? Bob D Caterino: Thanks to you guys I feel better, laughter and all Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): SICDBDiCat hast gone, bye Bob D Caterino: Meds will kick in then vavava voom Principalpoop: did you lay your hands on the chat? boney: let's take a trip with my linux tablet... now I can fire off incoherent memos from wi-fi hotspots Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Longin' for Long Island doctec: gotta love those meds! DrHappyHarryTween: 75 & sunny here tomorrow (sorry hehehehehe) cease: laughter helps doctec: boney: just like the pros! Bunnyboy: cat: Snow has, thankfully, stuck to the northern border of King County. But those clouds have been looking downright biblical recently. DrHappyHarryTween: The best medicine, no doubt :-) Dexter Fong: Any body want to contact VD boney: we can share the women, we can share the wine, we can share the linux internet tablet Bob D Caterino: Tor, my cousins live in Woodheavan and now in wantau? or something like that DrHappyHarryTween: I'm first mate.... Merlyn: It'll be 75 here tomorrow, too, but Kelvin... doctec: precip is supposed to start tonight as snow/sleet mix, then turn to all rain tomorrow Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Virgin Douche????? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've had a hacking cough since last saturday and I'm sore from coughing DrHappyHarryTween: lol Merl doctec: and by tomorrow, i mean right after midnight Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): VD, that is llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: seriiously. cough syrup doesn't seem to do anything longterm boney: I'm sore from your hacking
Dexter Fong appreciates TOR's Indian spelling of settlements doctec: kelvin and hobbes? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mark Time into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:09 PM, then departs. boney: you've turned my linux pda into nothing but a pack of cards DrHappyHarryTween: Sounds lovely, Doc Principalpoop: wb mark time doctec: sim cards? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL boney Mark Time: howdy Crew and good evening Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): I'll settle for that Mark Time: hey PP DrHappyHarryTween: Hello... Mark.... llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: good evening...MARK Dexter Fong: Blast Off Mark Principalpoop: i thought you said litmus pad cease: mark mark mark Bunnyboy: lo Mark Mark Time: hey Tween boney: more coughings, llanwydd? Bunnyboy: Harelipped dog. Dexter Fong: Only a greeting for Tween Dexter Fong: In spite of our effusive greetings llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I think I've had enough Dexter Fong: llan: You've not had a nuff Bob D Caterino: i invited some indian friends of mine, American Indians. They shoed up but a few renegades that live off the land came and I did not let them in Principalpoop: is your cough productive llan? cease: enough of life? boney: I can upload art of the insane from a linux pda no bigger than a pack of cards Dexter Fong: Bob D: Glad to hear they put on footwear Bob D Caterino: The renegades had no reservations doctec: can i say hi mark? Bunnyboy: So I never felt the touch of a warm, naked indian, or....or, in a cold, dark forest... Principalpoop: yes yes Mark Time: hey Doc....and all llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no, princ. It's a freeloading parasite that lives off the taxpayers Bunnyboy: oops, make that NAKED forest... DrHappyHarryTween: Tell them about the weather in Madison, Mark. Some people have been complaining about a few snowflakes ;-) Bob D Caterino: Ya, ya, so I invited them to sleep ..... boney: I can e-mail Flipper in the Persian Gulf... Support the troops! Dexter Fong: Bunny: Then you don't get your merit badge Bunnyboy: "Now don't forget your LINES!" boney: Instant messaging... He's got a webcam on his fin DrHappyHarryTween: But, I forgot my straw... Bob D Caterino: I have no lines, not in my face either Mark Time: let it snow.....ach toon!
Dexter Fong Bunny: I already sniffed my lines ah,clem: Bambi home, and will be in chat soon doctec: just close off one nostril Principalpoop: ahh, one of my relatives, say hi, go out and play in the snow, get pneumonia, and then you know why you are coughing DrHappyHarryTween: That's a great picture. Let's photograph the humans for a change... boney: Flipper can send pictures to my cellphone Bob D Caterino: Storm here (Und drang) Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Flipper, Flipper, Flipper, slick than greased pu-twad / no burden is he / goes potty in the sea Principalpoop: yah vowel Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): slicker Dexter Fong: Und Sturm and Drang are not for sale DrHappyHarryTween: Do what's the snow footage in WI, Mark? Bob D Caterino: Everythiing else is llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: can you have pneumonia and not know it? I wonder it that's what I have boney: Osama bin Laden isn't dolphin safe DrHappyHarryTween: Jeeze Tor lol Bunnyboy: We just got a new year-round repertory film house, courtesy of the Seattle International Film Festival. Principalpoop: sure, walking pneumonia Dexter Fong: TOR: You've got to stop reading those Chines Fortune Cookies Dexter Fong: Chinesd Bob D Caterino: looked that up years ago, kaotic type of music Dexter Fong: close enough Principalpoop: similar to waltzing matilida Mark Time: not bad...maybe 8 inches llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL Princ Bunnyboy: They just opened a new 400 seat theatre in McCaw Hall, home of Seattle Opera, and touring performers. DrHappyHarryTween: Not as bad as you thought, then... Bob D Caterino: 8?, 8?, dinner at eight sooooooo lets eat! Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): and they say Filpper lives in a world of wooooonder / yes he does it under, under the sea ...................... ..................... on poipose Principalpoop: hehe he said 8 inches hehe Bunnyboy: They're opening the facility with a 7 week long celebration of 50 years of Janus Films. Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): poipose? Bob D Caterino: I have one for ya Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): world FULL of wonder boney: Didn't the U.S. government promise back in the Seventies to never use dolphins to sweep minefields? Or is my memory faulty? DrHappyHarryTween: Your usual wry wit, P lol llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'd love to see some of those janus films on the big screen Principalpoop: rye boney: it's treaty time... or is it veteran's day? ah,clem: loved the flipper thing in "nothing but trouble" flipper is dead? Bunnyboy: 30 films from the Janus collection, selected from a 50 film mega-collection that the Criterion folks released on DVD, last October. DrHappyHarryTween: toasted, apparently lol llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I did get to see The Birth of a Nation on a big screen cease: only the veterans of the treatys get to write the new treatys Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Dead and delicous Bunnyboy: As you can see, it's a numbers racket. cease: i live on treaty land in north van here Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): i ||||||||| Around 10:17 PM, Bob D Caterino walks off into the sunset... boney: I hope Flipper won't be send to Walter Reed Army hospital cease: chief dan george's land ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bob D Caterino into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:17 PM, then departs. Principalpoop: janus? ahh that guy is two-faced cease: get better bob Dexter Fong: Not a well known fact but Birth of a Nation was caesurian DrHappyHarryTween: Missle treaty? We don't need no stinking missle treaty... boney: Flipper's in the Navy, so I guess he won't be sent to Walter Reed DrHappyHarryTween: lol boney Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Gad, we all live on BROKEN treaty land cease: i watched izzard A Defintine Artilcle last night on youtube Bunnyboy: Bergman, Kurosawa, Polanski, and many more. doctec: good point tor Bob D Caterino: Damn U Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bob D Caterino and says "oh, fuck off Bob D Caterino!" cease: not as good as dressed to kill but in that range DrHappyHarryTween: No joke, Cat? That's pretty cool. Bob D Caterino: Below in the deep there's adventure and danger Principalpoop: i got some of that on mp3s, hilarious boney: catherwood, blow me ||||||||| Catherwood blows boney. Dexter Fong: afkfr cease: tor, it aint broken in north van doctec: cat: re definite article - i made a dvd copy of my vhs tape Principalpoop: dive dive DrHappyHarryTween: The Canuks have been just slightly better to their native population than the Yanks Bob D Caterino: That's where you'll find Diver Dan. doctec: ...for little yappy dogs... cease: myparents nursing home pays rent to the "red man" on whose land they momentarily live boney: this is a bit of an embarrassment. the x rated version of hop to it, hymie Bunnyboy: eat me catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood eats Bunnyboy. DrHappyHarryTween: lol Boney llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I haven't had much luck with youtube with my msntv2. I've got slowspeed dialup ah,clem: lol DrHappyHarryTween: ROFL Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to DrHappyHarryTween and says "oh, fuck off DrHappyHarryTween!" Bunnyboy: Mmmrfmfmmrfwrf Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Well, Cease, you're the exception. MOST of us live on the other. Bob D Caterino: The sites that he sees are exciting and stranger, Principalpoop: hehe c ate boney hehe llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I could get broadband if I ever got a round tuit Principalpoop: oops bunny not boney cease: no most of the north shore where we live is part of treaty land. boney: catherwood, bone me ||||||||| Catherwood bones boney. Bob D Caterino: Than ever you'll find on the land! Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps'): Never say 'Never' - - - !!!!!!!!!!! Yikes!!!! ah,clem: youtube not much fun on dialup cease: us non red can bitch about signs or something but it aint our land. good for us Principalpoop: you have a square tuit now llan, or oval? DrHappyHarryTween: They're out of round tuits at Wal-Mart, LL? cease: sex on the internet? cease: written out Bob D Caterino: He moves among creatures of frightening features, Bob D Caterino: Flashing teeth slashing jaws, flapping fins snapping claws boney: the Oscar Wilde memorial gay sex orgy and twit fest DrHappyHarryTween: I would think darn near impossible, clem... Principalpoop: say you are a horny devil catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood says "you are a horny devil" Bob D Caterino: and thats where youll find diver dan Principalpoop: hehe hehe ah,clem: he he he boney: also known as the Oscars Bob D Caterino: Catherwood, bend over and I will take your temperture ||||||||| Catherwood bends over and i will take your temperture. Principalpoop: Oscar? or Felix? Bob D Caterino: Now roll up your sleeve Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Bob D Caterino and queries "Do you have something for me to do?" boney: catherwood, bone Al Gore ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside boney and asks "Do you have something for me to do?" boney: He's yer Oscar, you know where to shove it llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Olix and Feascar cease: smoke rag? doctec: well its been a long week today, i'm wiped out - have to crash, another busy day tomorrow. check y'all later. boney: Catherwood, give me an Oscar statuette ||||||||| Catherwood gives boney an oscar statuette. cease: no wonder time changes DrHappyHarryTween: Catherwood's getting more than a little abuse this evening lol ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside DrHappyHarryTween and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?" Principalpoop: oh my, boney is so aggressive tonight Bunnyboy: There's a notice in alt.obituaries today re: Supreme Court decision to strip Al Gore of his Oscar, and award it to Bush. doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... boney: Here's yer Oscar, Al ||||||||| 10:23 PM -- doctec left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Bob D Caterino: Ok guys passing out and dreaming while awake. must get rest, must crawl to bed, must must.... boney: aggressively progressive Dexter Fong: Night Doc and best wishes always for Lili Principalpoop: have a less weird week doc, if that is what you want cease: speaking of the oscars, its odd not to hear from sam longoria ah,clem: comic releif is good cease: he used ot have an annual oscalr commentary DrHappyHarryTween: Get better, Bob... Principalpoop: lasagna? ||||||||| Bob D Caterino is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:24 PM. cease: by doc Bunnyboy: The notice was crafted by Jim Beaver, who may or may not be an actor acquaintance of Proctor's. I seem to remember Proc giving Jim a nod in some past Planet. boney: catherwood, hand me a jar of KY jelly ||||||||| Catherwood hands boney a jar of ky jelly. Dexter Fong: Night Bob, feel better boney: you'll need this, Al ||||||||| MoonstruckHoney Sanchez says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, MoonstruckHoney Sanchez exits at 10:24 PM. DrHappyHarryTween: Oh my Grid Boney LOL ah,clem: yuck Principalpoop: watch out for salmonella cease: yes indeed Dexter Fong: Night Honey boney: catherwood, hand me another Oscar statuette ||||||||| Catherwood gives boney another oscar statuette. Bunnyboy: And Mr. Beaver was also Ellsworth on DEADWOOD, technical advisor on HOLLYWOODLAND, and Don Adams' son-in-law. Dexter Fong: Catherwood, thank all the little people ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and asks "Did you want me?" ||||||||| Bambi enters at 10:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. Merlyn: catherwood, call me a cadaver ||||||||| Catherwood calls Merlyn a cadaver. boney: ever wonder what you have to do to win one of these babies? cease: honey Bambi: howdy! DrHappyHarryTween: Practicing for that part in Brokeback Mountain, Boney? Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi, we've been waiting Principalpoop: hi bambi llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: you know they should at least give oscar a last name by now DrHappyHarryTween: Hey dere deer person :-) Bambi: cool ...great to be here ah,clem: the Butler got your hat and goat Bunnyboy: hiya Bambs! boney: that thing with Fatty Arbucke was just a rehearsal cease: better not get into a butting contest with a goat DrHappyHarryTween: Are you accusing Boney of necrophelia, Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear DrHappyHarryTween Bunnyboy: And....we're still waiting. boney: Arbuckle cease: hi bambi Principalpoop: fatty or fanny?
Bambi he told me I could get my hat and goat back later... Bunnyboy: Waiting room, doncha know. boney: sit on it ah,clem: don't be mean to Bambi.... Principalpoop: ehhhhhh Bunnyboy: Raise the dead, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Bunnyboy and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" boney: little fatty fanny Principalpoop: who was mean to bambi? grrrrrrrrrrr DrHappyHarryTween: Come of here and sit on the - spit.... boney: sitting in the hotel lobby with a linux pda cease: hey jesus, roll away the oliver stone already Bunnyboy: Speak the incantation, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bunnyboy and mumbles "Did you need me?" Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond ||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond. Bunnyboy: Need is such a strong word... Bambi: Giant Rat is a great classic :-) DrHappyHarryTween: Hard day at the office, Bam? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: he can raise a thousand dollar loan but he can't raise the dead Bambi: wish I had been here for How Time Flys DrHappyHarryTween: It is indeed, Bambi. FST at their best. boney: it will have to be surgically removed... like giving birth... or Jackass 3 Principalpoop: my muff... Bambi: not bad Tween...it's the trip that'll get 'cha lol Dexter Fong: Poop: You've had a nuff muff boney: next year Tom Green will host the Academy Awards ceremony Principalpoop: up in new jersey again bambi? cease: one of the best firesign lines DrHappyHarryTween: Asleep on the ferry again? cease: the wqay they go together Bambi: I left at a couple minutes after 9pm and only just got home about 10:10 Principalpoop: never get enuff muff macduff Merlyn: I'm a-headin out folks, see you next time Bambi: and that's cuz I made it right when the ferry was leaving Principalpoop: night M cease: this is as funny as they ever got on tape anyway, in terms of jokes per minute per album Mark Time: not fade away.... Bambi: hey Merlyn :-) cease: by merl Principalpoop: thanks again Bambi: have a great night! Dexter Fong: Bambi sets a new land speed record ||||||||| At 10:30 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... boney: Sorry, Merl. I didn't mean to gross you out Bambi: no sleeping on the ferry tonight :-) Dexter Fong: Night Merl and thanks as always Bambi: generally takes 1 hr 20 min for the trip so I really did well lol llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: and don't sleep in the subway DrHappyHarryTween: You need one of those little personal helicopters, Bambi. Bunnyboy: I found out today that there are 450 films in the National Film Registry. Nice start! Principalpoop: fast as a, well, a deer Dexter Fong: and don't track mud across my nice clean desks Bunnyboy: Congress adds 25 a year. DrHappyHarryTween: Actually got out of 2nd gear, eh? Bambi: yeah! that would do it Tween :-) Principalpoop: don't call me angel in the morning Bunnyboy: And I have 79 of the listed titles in digital format. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'll bet I've seen most of them, bb boney:http://www.sito.org/id/tca/frndstr.jpg I just had to share this. Bambi: I am in Ubuntu tonight ... was in such a rush that I left my keyboard for the Mac at the cafe Bunnyboy: There are at least 2 of the listed films that are not presently available of video: THE AFRICAN QUEEN and GREED. Bambi: fortunately I had a PS/2 keyboard for the dual boot system DrHappyHarryTween: You're getting a fair amount of actual use out of the Mac? Principalpoop: is ubuntu over the border in north carolina? Bambi: The African Queen still not available on DVD? Bambi: nope it's right here in VA :-) DrHappyHarryTween: How is African Queen not part of the collection? Dexter Fong: Ubuntu + Common language flr central Africa and the Straights of Sinatra boney: Which reminds me, Anna Nicole Smith and OJ Simpson were both in Naked Gun 3 llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I just got redirected to OJ Simpleton Principalpoop: ahh ok, oh that is right, at the oronoco exit off 95 ||||||||| Catherwood leads llanwydd into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:35 PM, then departs. Bambi: that's right Boney Bambi: hi llanwydd DrHappyHarryTween: Naked gun is a pretty funny series. It has moments, anyway... Dexter Fong: Boney: Don't keep us in suspense, who's next?? DrHappyHarryTween: Hey, LL's back Bunnyboy: GREED will be out sometime in within the next year, in a set that includes 2 versions, the one with all the extant film footage, and the "reconstructed" version that includes Ken Burns-style still photos. cease: boney, does that mean they'll both die? boney: me... I'm gonna be whacked by Phil Spector boney: one of his turns... he's moody. excitable DrHappyHarryTween: You stole his "wall of sound"? cease: will you get a wall of sound funeral? Dexter Fong: I'm gonna be wxed by Phil Proctor or .Austin? Bunnyboy: Archivists are having to work a little bit harder on a suitable AFRICAN QUEEN remaster. llanwydd: I've seen the 2hr version of Greed boney: no, I stole the Ronettes Principalpoop: such an excitable boy boney: they needed the work cease: dex, youre gonna be waxed by your body turning to wax Bambi: stole a sound wall? Principalpoop: never heard of greed, I forget the other six too Dexter Fong: Cat: Is that another shot about my age ? =)) boney: I can read the writing on the wall cease: never jack daughter Bambi: no Root Cat sound lol cease: i do my best to mock it, dex Bunnyboy: llan: The GREED reconstruction is about 4 hours long. And, of course, the original film was around 10 hours, and lost to history. cease: to inspire me to live as long, eh Principalpoop: hi root boney: whatever happened to wall of voodoo? Bambi: Root is too silly boney: brb Dexter Fong: Cat: I agree, your best is a mockery cease: as youthful as you, as compared by my dead parents, who pretend to be alive llanwydd: Princ: Greed was made in 1925. It originally ran about 8 hours but the studio trimmed it down Bunnyboy: 7 Deadly Sins, yes. Dexter Fong: I'm here Clem Principalpoop: 10 hours? stoners lol DrHappyHarryTween: No purrr :-( ah,clem: hi Dex Bunnyboy: boney: Stan Ridgway split from the group years ago. They continued on for quite a bit, but split up, I believe. cease: maybe nano-tech or brave new drugs will allow me to live long and conscious, but i doubt it Principalpoop: hollo Bambi: where did Mark Time go, Tween ... did he fall asleep? boney:http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002O2D.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps') - dead from the common cold ||||||||| llanwyddorsomeonelikehim - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... boney: I like the Fighting Clowns album cover better llanwydd: movies that long are shown in parts. No one could sit still for 8 hours DrHappyHarryTween: Sad about your folks, Cat Dexter Fong: Cat: I have nanny-tech ah,clem: Root was too busy tryiny to grab my hand, cats have moods Principalpoop: stoners can llan cease: we all have our own families, tween. its all sad sometimes, and glad other times Bambi: oops, Tor and llanwydd's ghost dead from the common cold...gotta watch those ;-) ||||||||| Catherwood escorts H. Stones inside, makes a note of the time (10:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Principalpoop: root has stage fright DrHappyHarryTween: Found out recently that an uncle I haven't seen in years has been placed in a alzheimer's facility. Nobody deserves that... ah,clem: trying Bunnyboy: llan: As the story goes, it was shown at a dinner party, with 1 intermission. Mark Time: better say somethin' boney: The creator of that album cover art died mysteriously... I'd better notify Nick Danger Mark Time: somethin'
Principalpoop ( tween ouch DrHappyHarryTween: I hear ya, Cat DrHappyHarryTween: WB Stones boney: Stones! You'll do cease: are you the mark time in seattle? Dexter Fong: "olmes, thank Heavens you're all right H. Stones: TY Tween llanwydd: must have been a lunch AND dinner party Principalpoop: wb stones cease: keep on rolling DrHappyHarryTween: THat's be one Looong dinner party lol Bambi: sorry to hear that Tween ... illness is a tough thing. Cat can certanly attest to that ... cuz aging makes illness all the harder to bear. H. Stones: got bogged down looking for the work of Flanders and Swann Mark Time: nah....In Mad City, WI Principalpoop: i lost electricity last week, what happened to you? ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Honey Sanchez close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. Bambi: hi Stones DrHappyHarryTween: Tweeny's brother Bambi: Hi Honey cease: i remember them, h Honey Sanchez: hi bambi DrHappyHarryTween: WB Honey Bambi: hey Mark Time Honey Sanchez: hello again everyone Principalpoop: wb honey cease: i really like laura flanders show on air america boney: Rodney Bingenheimer knew Wall of Voodoo cease: she has the most sexy/intellectual voice i've heard on a us station Bunnyboy: Oh, there's the end of WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS. DrHappyHarryTween: Flanders is great. Rhodes as well... Bunnyboy: 100 DOLLAR SHINE.
Dexter Fong wonders about the timing of arrival of 'olmes abd 'oney Bambi: lol H. Stones:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanders_and_Swann Mark Time: hey Bambi! boney: Rodney knew everybody DrHappyHarryTween: lol Dex Bambi: how are things on the other side of the Pond Stones? Principalpoop: hehe fong hehe H. Stones: paranoid as usual i think Bambi Bambi: glad to see you made it back Mark Time ... looked like you were fading ;-) Bambi: heard that Stones DrHappyHarryTween: You think maybe a cyber-tryst, Dex? H. Stones: just because we are paranoid doesnt mean they are not after us Dexter Fong: Tween: Not sure...may have a code...ur cold DrHappyHarryTween: After seeing the Matrix series, I'll believe anything's possible ;-) Bambi: absolutely Stones lol
Honey Sanchez nods in agreement DrHappyHarryTween: How true, Stones ;-) Principalpoop: ahh, resistance is futile Bambi: (that's one of my favorite lines, Stones) Dexter Fong: Poop: Resistan Dexter Fong: Resistance is senile Bunnyboy: BORAT on the vid shelf next week. Principalpoop: feudal is regressive Bunnyboy: Haw! boney: sorry, all... caffeine intoxication Bambi: LOL Tween ... that series is a lot of fun is it not (The Matrix series)? DrHappyHarryTween: Then I'm turning into a very resistant person indeed... boney: damn breakfast tea DrHappyHarryTween: Yeah, it is Bambi H. Stones: at ohm with Tween eh ? Bambi: LOL Boney boney: it has got me twittering like a London fop Principalpoop: skyhawks Dexter Fong: Tween: Do I know you? H. Stones: and the same to you Poop cease: at the diner? boney: or flopping like a London twit Bambi: oggress, oggress... DrHappyHarryTween: Only from here, guy DrHappyHarryTween: Austin, TX Principalpoop: seahooks boney: foping boney: ping Principalpoop: what is the name of the coffee shop? boney: ponging boney: fopp ah,clem: ohm, ohm on the range boney: flipp H. Stones: passes Honey another Donar Hejab Bambi: well, if you are referring to our cafe, it's really an Internet Cafe...Dot Com Cafe :-) DrHappyHarryTween: Ohm.... ohm.... rangggggggge Principalpoop: skyhawks, seahooks, something like that, has strong morning coffee boney: I knew a cocaine dealing dolphin named Flip Dexter Fong: Fo, Po, Banana Fana, Mo, Joe., ? boney: worked out of Miami Honey Sanchez: ahhhhh a burkha king deelight thanks, stones H. Stones: and these are a few of my favorite things cease: Mo Fo got divorced boney: he was swifter than Flipper Anderson Principalpoop: i met her at the dot com cafe cease: best song john coltrane ever heard cease: i have a book by the guy who trained flipper Bambi: I heard of a dolphin that was a mascot for the Dolfins ... name was Fluffy I think? or something like that. H. Stones: i think cease is trying to tell us something DrHappyHarryTween: They serve a delightful moca bittucinno java at the Dot Com Café cease: and she;'s stil dotty, poop? Dexter Fong: Fity Cents recently divorced now known as 20 cents boney: he was sexier than George C. Scott H. Stones: thats inflation for you Dexter cease: lol dex Bambi: I think it was in the Pet Detective movie with Jim Carey cease: me stones? never H. Stones: lol Principalpoop: straightened out my hard drive and cleaned my RAM ah,clem: what teas should I have available at the cafe` stones? email me with your thoughts, jim@cniradio.com Bambi: Actually that's SUN Java at the Dot Com Cafe lol H. Stones: you have to clean the Ewes as well PP boney: if Jacques Cousteau had his way, Flipper would be just a gigolo cease: rick somebody. i attended a lecture by him here in van in early 90s. cease: ive always like cetaceans, among others Honey Sanchez: darjeeling for sure english n irish brekkie without a doubt! H. Stones: i knew a Gigolo Ant Dexter Fong: Clem: You gotta have Strip Tease DrHappyHarryTween: "All right so people say that you don't care, but you've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher... Henry Kissinger, how I'm missin' ya..." cease: i bought his book, he signed it. Bambi: can't you do that after you shear them Stones? ;-) Principalpoop: i like them too, grilled, boiled or fried DrHappyHarryTween: Didn't know you guys used Sun. For the servers? Honey Sanchez: lol dex H. Stones: yes but they complain more bambi Bunnyboy: Bunnette's finally home. Nite, folkses! Principalpoop: get some of that funny tea, and sell snacks too cease: our phone company got slapped down by churchies for having porn on demand on its phones Bambi: lol H. Stones: bye for now Bunny DrHappyHarryTween: Au revoir, Bun... Principalpoop: hip bop bunny Honey Sanchez: nite bunny Dexter Fong: Night Bunny..so we're only a cheap substitute Bambi: night Bunny and Bunnette :-) cease: kepp on bunnying Mark Time: night Bunny... ||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 10:54 PM train to Washington. H. Stones: substitute yes but cheap ? Never boney: most substitutes are cheap... they get paid squat Principalpoop: porn on demand? I like the sound of that... ah,clem: you mean wild rose wood tea? Dexter Fong: Catherwood< Washington State or Washington DC ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?" DrHappyHarryTween: That's ridiculous Cat. I though it was only the US that had that sort of problem. cease: is that a prostitute or a kumquat? Bambi: uh, oh...don't think Bunnette is gonna like that...he too the train to Washington H. Stones: someone hose down Poop quick cease: thats kinda gross, stones Principalpoop: wacky tobacky Honey Sanchez: share, poop!! H. Stones: its the old one about the spanish Fire Service, featuring Hose A and Hose B ah,clem: green sentiva? Principalpoop: you know to whistle honey? said bogart... Dexter Fong: Watcha you doing in this squire PooP? Honey Sanchez: catherwood, put your lips together and blow ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Honey Sanchez and asks "Did you want something?" Principalpoop: hehe
Honey Sanchez laughs Bambi: lol cease: are they making coca leaves out of lips? Principalpoop: i don't know the names anymore ahh, clem
Dexter Fong notes Catherwood's careful avoidance of material that might be considered contreversial ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and inquires "Did you want something?" DrHappyHarryTween: Catherwood, whistle Dixie ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear DrHappyHarryTween
Dexter Fong :notes Catherwoods ability to read mines ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..." Honey Sanchez: he's irascible tonight! DrHappyHarryTween: shoot lol Principalpoop: he ate bunnyboy earlier and gave a jar of ky jelly to boney Bambi: Catherwood, please pour everyone your favorite drinks ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone your favorite drinks. boney: I'm off on a vacation... from reality, perhaps... Say hi to Phil--whoever he is--if he finally makes it here... ADIOS, amigos y amigas H. Stones: yes i spotted that Honey, the false beard didnt fool me Principalpoop: ciao bebe boney DrHappyHarryTween: so long, bone Bambi: night Boney Honey Sanchez: nitey nachos boney see ya next week H. Stones: see ya Boney Dexter Fong: Catherwood is the mansion Mistress ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong Mark Time: night Boney boney: nite ||||||||| boney leaves to catch the 10:58 PM train to Elmertown. DrHappyHarryTween: Catherwood's algorthm needs some tweaking on syntax. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside DrHappyHarryTween and asks "Do you have something for me to do?" Principalpoop: elmertown? Bambi: Elmertown? Honey Sanchez: gee i thought he was on his way to billville oh well Dexter Fong: Adios boney, Happy Trails Principalpoop: where is elmertown? Bambi: princeP ... owe me a coke Principalpoop: sounds fuddy to me Honey Sanchez: next to fuddville i believe, poop Dexter Fong: Catherwood, Read Doctor Memory ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong Principalpoop: coke, sniff sniff, sorry, too late Bambi: (errr, make that a Sweet Iced Tea with no lemon) cease: so does columbia DrHappyHarryTween: lol Bam Principalpoop: catherwood, this is worker ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Principalpoop and says "Did you want me?" Dexter Fong: Catherwood, this is...Worker, please read Doctor Memory ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong H. Stones: Catherwood demonstrates how difficult it is to find decent staff nowadays ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past H. Stones Bambi: lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dexter Fong: They've changed the code DrHappyHarryTween: Merlyn has added some safeties ;-) Principalpoop: give Bambi a sweet iced tea with no lemon catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi a sweet iced tea with no lemon. H. Stones: its the Catherwood show ||||||||| Catherwood ignores H. Stones llanwydd: once again I must retire. will anyone give me a pension until next week? Honey Sanchez: catherwood, please bring me an AK-47 and a zomble ||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez an ak-47 and a zomble. Mark Time: all alone got to clone....best to all and have a great week! bye Crew... cease: viagra doesnt work any more H. Stones: your too young to retire llan Bambi: Catherwood, read me Dr. Memory ||||||||| Catherwood reads Bambi dr memory. ||||||||| Mark Time leaves to catch the 11:01 PM train to Madison. cease: off you mark Honey Sanchez: nite llan have a good week DrHappyHarryTween: You'll pay me Tuesday for a pension today?
Bambi smiles ... hey that worked :-) Dexter Fong: Poop: Good working with you...together we can defeat Catherwppd Principalpoop: good luck llan llanwydd: if not, I'll be back very soon. good night! cease: the times find us DrHappyHarryTween: Bye Mark, LL Bambi: night Mark Time cease: lllllll H. Stones: take care llan Principalpoop: yes fong, tag team him ||||||||| Honey Sanchez is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:02 PM. Dexter Fong: Night MarkT and llan Bambi: night llanwydd
plays with the hair trigger of her AK-47 and drinks her zombie Principalpoop: poor honey Bambi: night Honey Dexter Fong: 'oney's real gone,,can 'olmes be far her behind cease: how was trip, bambi? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:03 PM and Honey Sanchez bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. cease: honey Honey Sanchez: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Principalpoop: ahhh she went to get a grape DrHappyHarryTween: Right through the revolving dooe! Dexter Fong: I gotta park the car...see anyone who's here later and god rest ye to those who exit Honey Sanchez: a juicy one too mmmmmmm cease: is new mexico covered with snow? DrHappyHarryTween: door DrHappyHarryTween: Later Dex Principalpoop: hail rita Honey Sanchez: not tonight, cease cease: its easier to believe in god than in rest Bambi: new mexico snow? Bambi: wb Honey Honey Sanchez: it snows here DrHappyHarryTween: North NM? sure... cease: in earlier chatrs, you mentinoed snow Honey Sanchez: ty bambi Bambi: be safe out there Dex DrHappyHarryTween: North TX as well. In fact, theTX panhandle is really in the Plains States. cease: tv show ref, bambni Honey Sanchez: sheesh there was even snow in carlsbad n artesia n roswell this year Bambi: ah, ok Principalpoop: the plain states DrHappyHarryTween: and flat Bambi: that 'splains it ... don't watch much commercial TV Principalpoop: but not honey, see, la la la la la Honey Sanchez: poop yer sharp DrHappyHarryTween: As a log? Principalpoop: a poke Bambi: wow, Honey ... does it snow around Phoenix? Honey Sanchez: everyone loves a log DrHappyHarryTween: Phoenix is AZ cease: thats not snow, thats micro ufos Bambi: only from Blamo! DrHappyHarryTween: I doubt it Bam - ever... Honey Sanchez: well that is in arizona and i am not there i think it has snowed in phoenix yeah but not often Honey Sanchez: it has snowed in Tucson Principalpoop: phoenix can get cold, I hitchhiked through there one night DrHappyHarryTween: 120 in the summer in Phoenix. North AZ (Grand Canyon area) is _completely_ different. cease: do you know david ossmans poems about new mexico, honey? Bambi: didn't think it snowed much there DrHappyHarryTween: Tuscon? No joke... cease: i think he lived there in the 80s cease: very moving DrHappyHarryTween: Hardly every rains in Phoenix, let alone snow ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Principalpoop: is that a song? H. Stones: ok friends, its well past my bedtime again so i better call it a day Bambi: glad you came back Stones ... sleep well Principalpoop: cheerio stones DrHappyHarryTween: Way past, I would think. Take care, Stones...
Honey Sanchez sings by the time it snows in phoenix, it'll be raining H. Stones: stay safe untill next week Principalpoop: eat some cheerios Bambi: LOL Honey DrHappyHarryTween: lol Honey cease: ok stones cease: keep on rolling cease: i hope you are healing Honey Sanchez: nite stones see ya soon DrHappyHarryTween: I live in Phoenix for a while back in '75 Principalpoop: do you know the way to san jose? H. Stones: sweet dreams everyone and special thanks to Clem for the audio H. Stones: good night all Bambi: night stones ||||||||| H. Stones leaves to catch the 11:12 PM train to AOL. cease: and you're still alived, tween? Principalpoop: have a super week cease: its north of la, poop DrHappyHarryTween: barely lol - lots of air conditioning Principalpoop: is that right? i was thinking texas or new mexico, wow cease: we need fireplaces and you need airconditioning, tween? Bambi: swamp coolers DrHappyHarryTween: THat's about it Principalpoop: made with rum, right bambi? DrHappyHarryTween: Except there were a couple of weekes recently when I could have used my fireplace. Quite unusual. Bambi: hope not princeP ... hate to see all that good stuff go up in steam lol DrHappyHarryTween: Yeah, they could actually use swamp coolers in Phoenix because of the low humidity Principalpoop: ahh yes, use wine, make brandy swamp coolers DrHappyHarryTween: Stiiiinking desert cease: hodya cool a swamp? Honey Sanchez: i'm back i had to tuck hemmie in DrHappyHarryTween: It's a pre-ac way to keep cool. Bambi: water cease: wine, the usual answer Honey Sanchez: evaporative cooling cease: pre ac DrHappyHarryTween: A pan of water under a cage fan. The evaporation cools the air. Bambi: wb Honey :-) cease: i rememberr the first air con my parents bought. back in bw trv days Principalpoop: lucky hemmie cease: the air con was bigger than the tv Honey Sanchez: ty :-) DrHappyHarryTween: To cool the fireplace in Vancouver? cease: tryihg to wqatrch the dogers on tv and keep unhot with air con was a big job DrHappyHarryTween: no doubt Cat lol cease: this wasz 58-59 cease: van nuys cease: very hot Principalpoop: that is a high score baseball game cease: and the smog. cease: 1958 the dodgers cameto la, as i recall DrHappyHarryTween: Of course, smog is no longer a problem in LA... cease: 59 they won world series cease: we all had our aier cons on and our tvs or radios DrHappyHarryTween: I was watching cartoons & Roy Rogers back then cease: in my 3rd grade class, a tiny radio broadcast the dogers beat chicago Principalpoop: i can't remember 59, i was a toddler, still am DrHappyHarryTween: True sports fans... cease: tiny radio, big class room cease: we all in attention DrHappyHarryTween: lol P cease: i waas in 34d grade Principalpoop: they did not have tiny radios in 1959 DrHappyHarryTween: I was 5 cease: ih some dirimetion or another cease: yes trhey did cease: i had one DrHappyHarryTween: Little tiny tubes... cease: fuck you , poop Principalpoop: my older brother had a portable radio, it was almost a boom box DrHappyHarryTween: LOL Cat Principalpoop: no no no, you are haluccinating cease: i had a sputnik, with antenae i could tune in stations cease: whis was 58 or so Honey Sanchez: they had transister radios Principalpoop: nooo Honey Sanchez: i had a turquoise blue n white one DrHappyHarryTween: I've got a Philco tuble portable that belonged to my folks. About the size of a toaster oven. Principalpoop: don't make me google and show you are wrong Bambi: well, small is relative Principalpoop: that was it tween cease: when i would go to dodger games, many people had portable radios even in 59 Honey Sanchez: hehehe cease: so the radio i listend to every night when i was in 2nd, 3rd grade didt exitt? Honey Sanchez: catherwood make principalpoop google ||||||||| Catherwood gives principalpoop google. Principalpoop: sure and some folks had cell phones in the 1970s, big as a football cease: sounds liike something j edgar hoover would want suppressed Bambi: wow! princeP now owns Google lol Honey Sanchez: hahaha DrHappyHarryTween: My first transistor was in 1964, just as the Beatles arrived. Don't know abouty them being available in '59 though... Honey Sanchez: i had one in 61-62 i am sure of it Principalpoop: ok ok cat is rat, oops right, I am a stupid ass, cat was right Principalpoop: you were right cat and I was wrong cease: mayber they werent readily available but i had one. and so did most of my friends in late 50s la Principalpoop: yes they were, I guess we were poor lol DrHappyHarryTween: It takes a big man to admit he might not have been absolutely correct, perhaps... Honey Sanchez: ya i was in la n thin in palmdale back in them daze, cat Honey Sanchez: lol tween cease: youre my age, honey? Bambi: thanks Clem! Honey Sanchez: guess so Principalpoop: I said I was wrong, don't make fun of my weight now... cease: im sorry to be so petulent, poop, but i try to stay true to my memories Honey Sanchez: haha poop ah,clem: thanks for turining us on Principalpoop: i should have known better than to challenge your memories DrHappyHarryTween: Even if they're implants... cease: my parents, whom im taknig care of to some extent, to not recall detail ah,clem: night everyone! DrHappyHarryTween: Thanks to you and Bambi, Clem... always fun with you guyz... Principalpoop: night and thanks ahhh, clem DrHappyHarryTween: Nite clem cease: my father asked me my age yesterday.i told him 55. he said 25? Honey Sanchez: nite ah clem and thanks cease: he does not knw the dif Principalpoop: let root practice talking to the mike cease: thanks as always clem cease: jimmy/bambi DrHappyHarryTween: I outta here as well. Everybody have a great week, and don't forget the CNI chat on Saturdays... Principalpoop: it is tough cat, courage cease: you tooo tween ||||||||| "Hey DrHappyHarryTween!" ... DrHappyHarryTween turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:27 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... cease: thanks, poop Principalpoop: have a super week tween Bambi: night everyone! I am falling asleep now at my keyboard! Honey Sanchez: yes, courage cat. I lost my dad in december cease: having this place to come to every week for years is very helptul to all of us, i hope Principalpoop: night keepers of the root cease: off we go Honey Sanchez: nite bambi have a great week n see ya next :-) Principalpoop: the bus leaving Principalpoop: toad away Honey Sanchez: the moon is messin wit me tonight i am mega-weird n not a bit sleepy ||||||||| "11:29 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the bushes. Principalpoop: nobody has told me fuck you in a while, I feel like I am with family again cease: you ok honey?
Principalpoop ) cease: i think of new mexico as moon central Honey Sanchez: ya i may be having a flashback or sumthin' cease: good for you poop Principalpoop: that is just your mind honey, pay it no mind Honey Sanchez: i went out and looked at saturn it was so bright right next to the moon cease: the thing is, when you meet the real firesign guys, or they appear here, they say fuck all the time Honey Sanchez: tjere was an occultation of saturn tonight cease: and thats why the lost radio posibility and much income Principalpoop: does that mean anything honey? Principalpoop: they were waiting for satellite and cable Honey Sanchez: yeah it appeared as if saturn went behind the moon and came out the other side about 30 mins later cease: so i try and keep tha spirit alive when im here. much as others would disapprove, the fireisign would rather live in a world where you can say fuck all the time Honey Sanchez: fuck yeah cease: do you belive in astrology, honey? Principalpoop: i meant down here, will I meet my true love tonight if I stand naked in the moon light? Honey Sanchez: believe in? hmmmmmmmmm cease: the name of the group we are here to celebratre is a manifestaion of Principalpoop: i used to have a foul mouth, I went cold turkey Honey Sanchez: im interested in many things i don't necessarily believe in anything cease: thas kinda gross poop Honey Sanchez: lol poop Principalpoop: hehehe cease: ok i dislike being judged as being a bad or good person CAUSE OF MY SIGN cease: but the firesign are just that, eh? Honey Sanchez: one does not have to believe in things to make them so things just are Dexter Fong: I'm Back! Principalpoop: wb fong Honey Sanchez: wb dex :-) cease: and your front is good too, dex Dexter Fong: Cat: Forget my front, it's Chinatown Principalpoop: i guess I must say it, I think being superstitious is unlucky Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu cou,ld be fined for that Honey Sanchez: heavy, poop Principalpoop: heavy?? making fun of my weight again? I said I was sorry... Honey Sanchez: lol i didn't mean that kind of heavy Principalpoop: how did rita do tonight fing fong? Dexter Fong: horry, seavy? it's all a state of matter Honey Sanchez: ya
Honey Sanchez doesn't mind Dexter Fong: Poop: Rita was great, five minutes of action and then park and lock it, not responsible Principalpoop: who went to Whats a Matter U? ahhh bullwinkle Principalpoop: cool Dexter Fong: Poop: Is ahhhbullwinkle related to ah... Clem? Principalpoop: know any cures for flashbacks fong? I am getting a contact high from honey
Honey Sanchez got rid of the seal irony on her stumble page......http://zunibluesky.stumbleupon.com/ Dexter Fong: Poop: Avoid eye contact...I fno eyes, avoid all contact Honey Sanchez: hey just go with the flow, poop Honey Sanchez: dig it Dexter Fong: Solid Sanchez Principalpoop: lol Principalpoop: ahhh trails, my fingers make trails while I type, wow Honey Sanchez: we'll all be sausages with eyes Dexter Fong: Poop: Happy trails, to you Honey Sanchez: i use the spaceshuttle as my cursor and it is making trails, too Principalpoop: ahhhh what his name, with the horse and dale evans Honey Sanchez: roy rogers? cease: hye's stuffed Principalpoop: dale evans makes sausage Honey Sanchez: catherwood pour me a roy rogers please ||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez a roy rogers. Principalpoop: no, that is a restaurant Principalpoop: that's the trigger, neighhhhhhh Honey Sanchez: finger on the trigger happiness is a warm gun yes it is Dexter Fong: Cat: Sure you can Principalpoop: give me a trigger burger and hold the hoof Principalpoop: why don't we do it the road? ||||||||| "11:43 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter Fong, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:43 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Honey Sanchez isn't holding nothin' Dexter Fong: duh Principalpoop: wow DF Honey Sanchez: fast on the trigger Principalpoop: was trigger related to tigger? cease: depeds on what you wanna call nothing, honey Honey Sanchez: distantly Principalpoop: yes, keep your hands on the keyboard honey, wrong chat here hehe Honey Sanchez: double negatives always fool the cops Principalpoop: no fooling? Honey Sanchez: it's just like jedi mind control Principalpoop: did you ever meet foo ling fong? Dexter Fong: I didn't not fool Honey Sanchez: i met him in downtown L.A. across the street from chinatown in Olvera Honey Sanchez: Street Principalpoop: i never did not do that Honey Sanchez: related? Principalpoop: jedi jedi jedi, cary grant in a star wars movie
Honey Sanchez groan ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Principalpoop: olvera street, is that near the shriners hall? Honey Sanchez: measles are bad but at least bambi didnt meet godzilla Principalpoop: i heard mumps are back, that is not good Honey Sanchez: got me, poop it's all a blur Principalpoop: i had them already, but that is not good Honey Sanchez: mumps can make men sterile Principalpoop: a blur? ahh you were not driving during rushhour then... Honey Sanchez: i was walking Principalpoop: i don't need to shower then? Principalpoop: my brothers calling, everybody have a good week, ciaoooo ||||||||| "11:53 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles. Honey Sanchez: niters, PP have a good week Dexter Fong: night poop Honey Sanchez: well, i believe i will go on a cybersurfin' surfari n stumble onward thru the fog peace & blessings to all and have a good week buenos noches y adios dex, cease :) ||||||||| At 11:57 PM, Honey Sanchez dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Dexter Fong: night honey ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: Hah! I Dexter Fong: e beaten a;; Catherwppd's nasty diseases Dexter Fong: Night Dea Friends ||||||||| It's 12:49 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants: ah,clem
Bambi
Bob D Caterino
boney
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
DrHappyHarryTween
Firebroiled
H. Stones
Honey Sanchez
llanwydd
llanwyddorsomeonelikehim
Mark Time
Merlyn
MoonstruckHoney Sanchez
Principalpoop
Sick as a dog Bob DiCat
Tor (Moi lost the 'all caps')
