Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
01/25/2007

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 25, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:30 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Firebroiled: If you push something hard enough, it will fall over!” Fudd’s First Law of Opposition. How can we best illustrate the stubborn consistency of the eternal principle?
Firebroiled: By walk“ing down this shady New England lane on Wednesday, 1875. We pause before the grounded iron gate of Dr. Beddoe’s Pneumatic Institute, and eavesdrop upon two members of the Amateur Electrical League . . .
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:31 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Firebroiled by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| "6:01 PM? 6:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "JustAnotherGov'tTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as JustAnotherGov'tTweeny enters and sits on the couch.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| At 6:01 PM, JustAnotherGov'tTweeny rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies gripreality inside, makes a note of the time (7:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| gripreality departs at 7:07 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| ah,clem sashays in at 8:21 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time, true chaos'
||||||||| At 8:23 PM, ah,clem scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem disembarks at 8:40 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood leads JustAnotherGov'tTweeny into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:48 PM, then departs.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Dendron...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I'm sorry, you've got the grip...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: So, how about trading weather?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We're going to be in the teens next week. record setting stuff...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:54 PM, dragging Bambi by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
ah,clem: grip?
Bambi: hi Clem and Tween
Bambi: eeeekkkk!
Bambi: we will be 18 tonight
Bambi: be at 18 tonight or 19 degrees
Bambi: I think they said 18 tonight and 19 tomorrow night here in beautiful downtown Dendron lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey deer person...
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a toasted almond and gives Clem and Tween their favorite drink
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond and gives clem and tween their favorite drink.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Well, that's sort of normal for Mid-Atlantic. This is ridiculous.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: People run around town Town Lake (center of Austin) in shorts in Winter...
Bambi smiles
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, please give Tweeny an almond joy
||||||||| Catherwood gets tweeny an almond joy.
Bambi: yeah, very true ... but we were way too warm before and now actually on the lower end of the spectrum
Bambi: I had one of those the day before yesterday ... almond joy
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Don't know whether to turn on the ceiling fans or light a fire?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And to think that when I was looking for a new apartment I made fun of fire places. Sheesh...
Bambi: do you have a fireplace?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy plummets into the garden at 9:00 PM.
Bambi: if not, maybe the fan would be best lol
Bunnyboy: Tweet Tweet
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Now I wish I had a cord of firewood lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Bunny
Bambi: hi Bunny
Bunnyboy: Early to bird, early to flies.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
Bunnyboy: Oops. Jumped the gun.
llanwydd: how's things?
Bunnyboy: llan is the first "official" chatter this eve.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey LL
Bambi: makes a man healthy wealthy and wise?
Bambi: hi llanwydd
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mother Superior jumped the gun again...
llanwydd: how did I get to be so official?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM uptown bus from British Columbia pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: welcome, cat
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We don't way the early birds...
Bambi: hi cat
cease: hi all
Bunnyboy: lo cat
Bambi: true chaos tonight ... matches Tween's weather in TX?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Vancouver. Did we request your weather in Austin? Semms like we've got it :-)
cease: hi bun. class over?
Bunnyboy: llan: Catherwood opened the chat right before you entered. The rest of us lurked before.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Bunnyboy and mumbles "Did you need me?"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Seems a bit _too_ real lol
cease: this sure aint firesign on cni
Bunnyboy: Catherwood, define "need"
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bunnyboy and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
llanwydd: I've had a horrible day. two traffic tickets and the most vicious message board flaming. I know you guys will treat me better. you always do
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Record cold weather next week, or so they tell us. In the teens...
cease: two?
Bambi: it's not? Clem is live
llanwydd: sorry I'm just depressed
cease: were here for you llan
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: OK, everybody pile on LL!
Bambi: maybe it just hasn't gotten to you yet
Bunnyboy: Catherwood: That depends on your definition of "something" and "do".
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bunnyboy
cease: you have a right to be
llanwydd: LOL
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Clem'm here... delay delay delay
Bunnyboy: llan: Did you insult an actor on GREY'S ANATOMY? There are treatment plans for that.
Bambi: are you on the main feed: http://209.51.162.173:9534
Bunnyboy: brb. Lovey's home.
llanwydd: it was a sheriff's deputy. and the most intimidating cop I've ever had to deal with
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:05 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: hello dere
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Merl...
Bambi: hi to Lovey :-)
cease: cni is sounding intriguing already
llanwydd: hey Merl!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: NY Sheriff?
cease: merl
Bambi: hey Mr. Wizard :-)
llanwydd: warren county, ny
cease: i'd rather ah clem than a clam
llanwydd: so, what's on cni?
Bambi: C a t h e r w o o d is muttering something about having to take an I.O.U. again lol
cease: he wants to surprise us
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Oops, tacoma, youcoma, we all coma...
cease: i was just reading log from last week
cease: austin talking about making a larger project out of pink hotel
cease: oh i have this
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Pass it over here, cease, I'll burn it lol
llanwydd: that would be cool. a box set
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Very COOL cease :=)
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Can't wait
ah,clem: assorted small bits, Llanwydd
Bambi hums "Put another log on the fire..."
llanwydd: cool
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Whatever Bubba did with the old tracks, it sounds good to me :-)
ah,clem: go you have part one of this, Cat?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Put another cheese log by the Firesign...
Bunnyboy: Back. Hey, I wanna play the Pink Hotel GAME.
Bambi: well, that might be better than an actual fire log ... especially if there is no fireplace
llanwydd: lincoln cheese logs
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I have a fireplace, but considerd it ornamental. Silly me....
llanwydd: honest abe was born in a cheese log cabin, don't you know
Bambi: we have a gas fireplace in the living room ... no logs
Bunnyboy: Since text-messaging is so "hot" (zzz), why don't they start programming those old text adventure.....oops, I mean *interactive fiction* games onto cell phones?
cease: im not sure, ah clem
cease: maybe not.
cease: the sheep thing i have
cease: its from their april fools project, 97
cease: this doesnt sound like anythiing i have
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: A gas fireplace with no chimney. Open oven door. Insert head...
cease: is this one of the hour let's eats?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Remember, women are the Gentile sex...
cease: wheres austin when we need him?
Bambi: those text games were fun
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Without electricity in South Vancouver :-)
Bambi: no vent, catalyzer in it
cease: i wonder if he can get into canada? i'm pretty sure he doesnt have a passport
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Meow
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol
llanwydd: cat, you didn't know ole bob pickton did you?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Doesn't have the cross collateral, probably...
llanwydd: pigton or whatever
Merlyn: adventure games on cellphones: http://brasslantern.org/community/companies/cellphones.html
||||||||| Outside, the 9:17 PM downtown bus from AOL pulls away, leaving H.Stones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: pigton engrish?
cease: hi stones
llanwydd: Hi Stones!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And speaking of Heavy Weather - hail and well met UK!
Bambi: hi Stones
H.Stones: Hi Cease, Tween, Merlyn, llan et al
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: brb
H.Stones: and of course Bambi
Bambi: hail in the UK?
H.Stones: no just sleet today
Bambi: ah, ok ... we had snow showers and heavy wind and an hour later, sunshine ... go figure
cease: the sleet has ceased?
H.Stones: yes back to grey skies and drissle again
H.Stones: greyest winter for a long time
llanwydd: sounds like my neck of the woods, bambi
Bambi: it was actually horizontal snow ... that's how heavy the wind was ...
cease: this is more famliar
Bambi: lol llanwydd
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Mudhead in through the front door at 9:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: i was listening to tom oliphant from virginia this morning
Mudhead: Evenin folks
cease: talking about the snow on his farm
H.Stones: the only snow we had was a flurry or two yesterday, the first this winter and maybe the last
cease: hi mud
llanwydd: hey muddy!
H.Stones: hi Mud
cease: this is from the april fools set
llanwydd: the champlain valley is known for "crazy weather"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mudman...
Bunnyboy: hiya Richard
Mudhead: was goin on all?
Bambi: Root is laying down beside me on the couch while here on the laptop
llanwydd: sometimes a weather system gets stuck in the valley and can't get out for months
cease: this kind of kickstarted them into writing gimme immortality
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Near the USB port?
H.Stones: sounds like Manchester llan
Bambi: well, we had classic April Snow today ... fitting to have an April fools set?
llanwydd: but usually you can expect the weather to change on the way to your car
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Mudhead: hmmm, subspace radio is out, must
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Onion had a great bit this week. A news story about the unusual snow in New England.
H.Stones: have had a nice time recuperating from my cough and badmouthing Bill Gates new Vista rip off with good results
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi disembarks at 9:23 PM.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Try snow on PALM TREES Bambi lol
llanwydd: they say "If you don't like the weather in ticonderoga, wait a minute"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Big
H.Stones: hi Big
Bambi: close enough Tween ... maybe we'll see if we can plug Root's tail into the USB port lol
Bambi: hi big
ah,clem: another "nauga hide" joke lol
cease: why, it's big?
llanwydd: howdy, big!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Feline Interface
kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi: what,,,,? I ran out of character space....?
cease: ah, case of the missing shoe
H.Stones: let that be a lesson to you
Mudhead: dont hurt the kitty!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: It'll send you messages, but it won't respond to yours lol
llanwydd: hey you think noriega will really go back to panama?
kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi: ahhhhhhh....SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!....
ah,clem: re -snow on palm trees, does that give you a lovely bunch of coconuts?
Bambi: no palm trees here in good ole virginie
kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi: another ^&##%^ head code....
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I buy my clothing at panana republic
||||||||| Principalpoop steals in around 9:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey P
H.Stones: greetings Poop
Principalpoop: panama?
Mudhead: no, pan my mama
Bambi: they'll never get my shoes
llanwydd: hi princ!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Pretty funny sight, Bam. We're that far south.
ah,clem: a parrot head? lol
kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi: snow in urban Tempe....yeee-HAWW!!!!....
Principalpoop: hello mmmm mole skin cookies
Bambi: hi princep
Bunnyboy: Hey, Crisco fans, better stock up: JM Smuckers is reformulating Crisco to take all them nasty trans fats out.
Bunnyboy: 95 years later...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Only if Catherwood can get JL a margarita
||||||||| Catherwood gives jl a margarita.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I don't doubt it, Big. Very strange...
llanwydd: well the news is noriega is getting out of prison in september and could face charges in panama
cease: then it;ll become Cisco
Bunnyboy: Didja know that when Procter & Gamble introduced Crisco, it had previously been used to make candles?
Principalpoop: choo choo fats
ah,clem: mmmm salty
llanwydd: I'd like to see him pardoned, to tell you the truth
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The 'lectrician is going to panama?
Bambi: all I gotta say is ... Crisco better still make a good pie crust or I will never buy it again
Bunnyboy: When the candle market slowed down, somebody noticed: "Hey, this looks like lard! Hmmmm...."
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: They have to do something with it, Bun...
cease: waiting for the panamanian or someone like him
Principalpoop: noreiga and trans fats, cheese has to fit in here somehwere
Bambi: I'll go back to Lard ... will taste better anyway lol
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:29 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: ding dong fong
llanwydd: hey dex!
cease: hi dex
Bunnyboy: "The Lard is gonna take me if you don't send in those envelopes..."
Mudhead: hi dex, pp
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Best Jimmy Buffet song: Fruitcakes
Dexter Fong: Hidee y'all
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Heir Fong!
Mudhead: Im addicted to grease, praise the Lard
Principalpoop: mudhead is a crisco fan
Bunnyboy: Coincidentally, Oral Roberts just turned 89 yesterday. The big liar!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hidi hidi heee, hidi hidi ho...
llanwydd: I'm addicted to Greece. Gyros, mousaka, dolmas...
Bunnyboy: And Ernest Borgnine is Ernest BorgNinety.
Dexter Fong: Tween: Kicking the gong around?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Sorry, that's too easy, Bun :-)
cease: hes the same age as my father
Principalpoop: your father is pat roberts?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Banging gongs, Dex?
Principalpoop: demos are demos
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Get it on :-)
Merlyn: this is the surreal part, right?
Mudhead: did I miss something
cease: not even close
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And now, a bit of TwiT
Principalpoop: cni talk radio
llanwydd: 90. that's amazing. Can't imagine mchale any older than 50
Mudhead: isnt this Leo
Bunnyboy: Hey, what's with the tech tawk on KFI\CNI?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: TwiT does Star Wars...
Principalpoop: yes that is leo
Bunnyboy: In sadder news, Robert Anton Wilson passed away Jan. 11.
Dexter Fong: We;ve lost our Big Kabloona
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Cough, cough...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol LL
Mudhead: Bambi ? Did you plug in yur cat?
Principalpoop: bend over and roll up your arm
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Meow
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol
llanwydd: who was wilson? I'm not familiar
Principalpoop: that animal is sick
Dexter Fong: Plug in your cat? Fucking Meow!!
Principalpoop: i was thinking of pete wilson, the heroin addict
Mudhead: USB 2.0 Feline Interface
Bambi: we're back ... Clem is moving as fast as he can ...
Dexter Fong: Both Bambi and Clem are fading like transparent monkeys
Bambi: hi Dex
Bunnyboy: llan: Writer. But that's like saying a tractor is a tool.
Mudhead: they got pingeded out
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And now, back to our 1956 classic, Amazon Women on the Moon. There will be no further interruptions...
H.Stones: if you watch you can see the minute hand move
Bambi: had to redial
Bunnyboy: He and Robert Shea wrote THE ILLUMINATUS TRILOGY.
Dexter Fong: Bunny: And a protractor is a pro tool
Mudhead: Hows the Internet Cafe comin?
cease: fine books
Bambi: lol Tween
Dexter Fong: Meant Mudd
Principalpoop: beepbeepbeep beepbeep
cease: i heard a talk by him on radio last week. fantastic
Bunnyboy: And RAW wrote COSMIC TRIGGER, as well as 30+ other books.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: A minute hand? Do I need a magnifying glass?
Principalpoop: wb nick danger from the future
Bambi: coming right along Mudhead
Mudhead: its as big as the nose on your face
Bambi: thanks for asking :-)
Mudhead )
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Kachoo!
llanwydd: LOL mud!
Principalpoop: gesundheit
Bambi: only to see that sweep second hand Tween
H.Stones: i hope its not catching PP
Bunnyboy: There's a good recent documentary on RAW called MAYBE LOGIC. It's available on DVD, and quite interesting.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Donkachen, the ship's presten captain!
Bunnyboy: Lemme find his official site...
Dexter Fong: Tween: Prussian?
Principalpoop: they call him second hand tween, second hand tween
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We have three hands on Mars, Bambi.
Principalpoop: don't apologize ahhh, clem
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I'm just second hand tween, just second hand tween...
Principalpoop: you are back
H.Stones: puts the small glitch back in the cage with the others
Principalpoop: too late, I freak out at the drop of a nick
Mudhead: I thought I was goingto miss tonight, I got taken to the hospital by ambulace Sunday and Wed
Bambi: by the way can see the pics my sister took of the Dot Com Cafe here: http://www.jim-fran.com/dcc/
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Let that glitvh out of the cage!
Principalpoop: mud?
Mudhead: ya pp
Bunnyboy: Here it is:
Bunnyboy: http://hostgator.rawilson.com/main.shtml
Dexter Fong: Mud: Two trips or tripus interuptis?
H.Stones: what happened Mud
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Oh no. JL makes mistakes! I must commit sepaku...
llanwydd: drop of a nick? sounds dangerous
Principalpoop: stop that mud, take care of yourself
Mudhead: two separate times the boys in blue shuffled me off
H.Stones: to Buffalo ?
Bambi: wow, hope you are feeling better Mudhead ... there've been too many deaths of late ... you aren't allowed to die ;-)
Principalpoop: sepaku? is that a kind of sushi?
Mudhead: long way to go for a gag
Bunnyboy: Anybody see the Met's new MAGIC FLUTE on PBS last night. Fun!
Mudhead: ty Bambi
Principalpoop: you tried to enlist in the air force?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Buffalo? A ladies club?
H.Stones: its like seduku only edible
Mudhead: I have to start using insulin
ah,clem: that time it was not me, but the isp, Tween
H.Stones: thats a bummer Mud watch that diet
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: No, but I do like Ginger Baker's Air Farce :-)
Principalpoop: you have to insult lynn cheney?
Bunnyboy: brb. Food in evidence.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: That's it cease, blame the technology...
Mudhead: I have Stones, Ive been fasting since last nite, but its still way too high
H.Stones: i hope its compulsory PP
Principalpoop: eat well B B
Bambi: sorry to hear that mudhead ... but it's better than the alternative, huh?
Mudhead: dunno
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: oops, JL
cease: air farce could use ginger baker
Mudhead: if they cant get me under control, i dont know what else to do
cease: or maybe ginger from gilligan's island
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You have _NOTHING_ to apologize for JL :=)
Principalpoop: fasting? break the fast, with breakfast...
Bambi: enjoy Bunny!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Eh?
Bambi: ginger bread men?
H.Stones: they have been trying to get me under control for years
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Ah, there's an island...
Bambi: will keep you in thoughts and prayers Mudhead
Mudhead: they said not to eat anything till the level goes below 300
Principalpoop: udder chaos? mooooo
Mudhead: it keeps increasing
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I prefer Spaceship Earth (big Bucky fan)
cease: ah, in this case, chaos is good
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Where's the milk?
Principalpoop: ok, i should have invested while it was on the way up
H.Stones: what goes up must come down PP
Bambi: milk, it does a body good
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Wasn't that a pre-DOS OS, cease?
Principalpoop: tap your thermostat mud
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 9:44 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
Bambi: even without eating Mudhead?
Mudhead: Fudds Law damnit, Fudds Law!
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
Principalpoop: HI BB
Bubba's Brain: hey all
Mudhead: yeah Bambi
Principalpoop: poor mud, courage
cease: bub
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Hoosierman...
Mudhead: ty
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: How are the dolphins?
Principalpoop: the MC5 of comedy? translation please stones
Bambi: please keep us posted on how things are going Mudhead email on http://www.cniradio.com contact us page if you need it.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: (You'd have to have attended concerts in Indiana to know about that...)
cease: motor city 5
Mudhead: i will Bam
Bambi: hey Bubba
H.Stones: its got me foxed too PP, MC5 were a rock band i think but i never saw them
cease: detroit group. very loud
Dexter Fong: Poop:MC% = Motor City Five
cease: played the chicago convention rally, 68
H.Stones: maybe they were funny too
Dexter Fong: Kick out the Jams big hit for MC5
Principalpoop: ahhh recent popular reference, thanks
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mr. Liverface's Dead Pet Pet Food
H.Stones: ah yes, Fong, its all coming back now, wheres the peppermint
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I'm about to do that with some of the horny tom cats in the vicinity lol
cease: i remember that song
Bunnyboy: Back. Hey, Bub!
Bubba's Brain: not so recent, Pp
Dexter Fong: Stones: It's in the Ultimate Spinach
Bubba's Brain: hey Bb
Principalpoop: wbbb
H.Stones: ah
Bambi: Lodestone Catalog is great! Thanks for sending them Bubba
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Haven't heard that name in many, many years
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Blue Cheer
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Spooky Tooth
Bambi: I think I just found the next birthday and christmas gifts for grand babies
cease: i never got one.
Bubba's Brain: Thanks bam -- spread em aournd.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Yeah, Bubba, good work on the catalog.
cease: but i can order from the website
Bubba's Brain: Sorry cat, i forgot
Bunnyboy: Whatsis onna radio?
Bubba's Brain: thanks
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Live In London '2005
Principalpoop: towel bath border
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bunnyboy: Ah, so no Austin.
Dexter Fong: Bath Towel Border
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: without Austin, but still really good
Bubba's Brain: Cat -- I didn't get it in the first mailing cause it was bulk mail, and I couldn't do Canada. Been meanin to send a copy regular mail,but forgot.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Getta outta here boy... no Austin :-)
cease: whatever, bub
cease: i still havent got my copy of ossman's novel
Principalpoop: i don't know anything about that stuff mud, nothing you can eat to help it go down? throw a towel over it?
cease: i complained to the publisher and he said he forgot
cease: not really my idea of a good publisher
Bunnyboy: How immediate! I must say, there's something refreshing about listening to an audience...listening.
H.Stones: theres still a lot of FT fans over here
cease: especially when its a firesign audience, bun
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: back in a bit...
Bambi: Root decided to lay down on my arms ... makes typing interesting
cease: nice to see this updated
Bunnyboy: cat: I got mine. Walked into the Mystery Bookstore, and showed THEM where it was!
Bubba's Brain: Been there, Bam.
Bambi: lol
cease: is it sitll selling well there, bun?
cease: i think there's one in vancouver too
Mudhead: no pp, im told not to eat
Dexter Fong: Dear Friend, Don't Eat!
Bunnyboy: Looks like DO is planning a whole heap of archival FST publishing.
cease: its amazing how similar thier voices sound now to 67
Principalpoop: ok, ok
Bunnyboy: cat: I have nothing to gauge said sales.
H.Stones: go to McDonalds more often Mud, that will put you off eating maybe
Bambi: now have to type one handed
Bambi: he decided I could have one hand back
cease: i thught youd mentioned that it was selling well there, bun
Principalpoop: good cat root lol
Bunnyboy: cat: Nope. Dinna. Sorry.
cease: must have been someone else. merl maybe
Bunnyboy: Any who ain't, rent LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Rowr!
cease: this sounds like weirdly cool
Principalpoop: a fun link for later http://www.ebblog.dk/1027/perma/9093/
ah,clem: it's fst live london, 2005
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:59 PM, then departs.
H.Stones: is this the recording i made Clem ?
Principalpoop: Hi E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Bubba's Brain: E
Dexter Fong: Hi E
H.Stones: hi Elayne
Bambi: hi E!
Principalpoop: give me one of those dime bags catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gives Principalpoop one of those dime bags.
Dexter Fong: Cat: It does a bit, prolly they just excerpted parts of a lot of their stuff and wrote connectors
Bunnyboy: lo El
H.Stones: is it only one dime per bag PP
Merlyn: hey E, PP
Dexter Fong: Stones: Ask Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and asks "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood tell Stones the prices
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and asks "Did you need me?"
||||||||| llanwydd bounds in at 10:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
H.Stones: i predict llan will be back
Dexter Fong: Catherwood tesll H.Stones the price
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
Principalpoop: Hi M, how is the expansion pack?
llanwydd: just got kicked out and I have no idea how it happened
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: wb llan
Dexter Fong: wb llan
H.Stones: wb
Elayne: Ah good, found a musical on the teevee!
Elayne: I love chatting using my laptop in our living room...
llanwydd: on tcm, elayne?
Dexter Fong: llan: It wasn't just..it was at least 5-10 minutes ago
Principalpoop: singing in the rain, just singing in rain?
Elayne: Yep, llan, very good!
H.Stones: nice footwork Poop
llanwydd: well msn wouldn't let me back in for 10 minutes
cease: hi el
Elayne: Nope, Prinpoop, "Summer Stock." Kelly, Garland, Phil Silvers, etc.
cease: i was away from chat for a few minutes.
cease: never had broccoli in curry before
Principalpoop: i do jimmy cagney too
Dexter Fong: llan: msn gave you a timeout?
Bubba's Brain: ew
Mudhead: i hadda goto the bathroom
H.Stones: but does Cagney know about it
Principalpoop: ahh, I was right about kelly
Elayne: Sounds tasty, Cat. I do a good curried cauliflower.
llanwydd: I've had broccoli in biriyani, which some call a curry
Bubba's Brain: When you say you "do" Jimmy Cagney...
Elayne: Don't go there, Bubba. :)
cease: i was surprised to see Fumiyo cooking it, but it loses its taste in the curryness
H.Stones: we think alike Bubba
Principalpoop: what country is biriyani in?
H.Stones: Pakistan i think
Dexter Fong: Tribal area
llanwydd: biriyani is an indian rice dish
Bunnyboy: I'll say!
Principalpoop: does she have a sister?
H.Stones: yes shes a Bollywood star
llanwydd: like jambalaya, but more ginger, coriander, etc
Bunnyboy: 23 skidoo!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I'm sorry Austin couldn't make it for the gig, but FST really needs to release this...
Dexter Fong: Oh my goodness gracious yes, Baboo
cease: true, tween
cease: he said brocoli
llanwydd: funny you mention that expression bunnyboy. I recently looked up its origin on wikipedia
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol cease
Bunnyboy: Now I gotta look...
Bubba's Brain: and its origin is.....?
kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi: zzzzzzzzzzzzz....snoooooooooozzzzeee....shhhhheeeeeeee....
llanwydd: apparently it began with horse racing. after they had 23 horses they would tell the next jockey in line, "We've already got 23. Scram"
Principalpoop: look next to the cat's pajamas, or in
Bunnyboy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_skidoo
Dexter Fong: It;s Duane gone Be Bop
llanwydd: then people just started saying "23" to mean "go away"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: It's the cat's meow..
Dexter Fong: Katy, bat the gate!
Principalpoop: yes, the cat's meow is the cat's pajamas
Bunnyboy: But the link contains more suppositions re: 23 Skidoo.
Dexter Fong: bar
Principalpoop: is 23 connected to 86?
llanwydd: there is another story that is not as widely believed that it started in front of the flatiron building on 23rd street NYC
Bunnyboy: Here's a quote from the article. "There are several stories suggesting the origin of the phrase, none that have been universally accepted."
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yes in 63 dicrete steps
H.Stones: yes it is Poop by number 5
H.Stones: 23 is the number used in building cathedrals by the Masons
llanwydd: ah that's right. but I think the horse racing story is most believable
Dexter Fong: so 23 skidoo is a kind of exsorcism in everyday life
H.Stones: its the letter W
Principalpoop: skidoo is almost scatological
llanwydd: whatever the origin, it is a most archaic phrase
cease: raw did a number on it in the illluminatus trilogy
Dexter Fong: By Jove, llan..you've got it
H.Stones: we have another winner
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Soo looong big brotherrrr....
cease: can'
cease: can't doo doo? take Skidoo!
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Bunnyboy: If you type the search string "23 (number)" into wikipedia, it brings up a whole slew of refs, including a few lines on Robert Anton Wilson's COSMIC TRIGGER.
Elayne: Finally got through my mail...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: That would be a jet ski on Lake Travis cease lol
Elayne: Just wish I could keep up with my day job...
cease: now time to work on your femail
Dexter Fong: or perhaps your *fee* male
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: How did you know I was bilingual?
Principalpoop: 18? brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dexter Fong: You've got two tongues?
H.Stones: i thought 23 was cald enough
H.Stones: cold
Principalpoop: say something mud, you scare me
llanwydd: just got a virus warning. pass this on if you like. any email with the subject "Osama Hanged" or anything similar contains a virus
Dexter Fong: Stones; Fahren or Celsius
Mudhead: ah,clem n Bambi are broadcasting from the Scphincters Bathroom
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Only when I go to my Pentacostal church, Dex...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts TOR Hershman in through the front door at 10:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
H.Stones: Fahrenheit
llanwydd: this apparently is worldwide
Bunnyboy: lo TOR
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Or a White House news briefing...
TOR Hershman: Howdy do, All
Principalpoop: thanks mud
cease: still tor? you should get that sewed up
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey TOR
H.Stones: yes i got the warning about the Storm Virus too
Dexter Fong: High TOR
Principalpoop: she was not short, she was fahrenheit
Principalpoop: hi tor
Mudhead: whats that Stones?
H.Stones: its a trojan but it wont open automatically you have to do it yourself
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Ah, the old Elvis tune...
Elayne: Hey TOR!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: "I'm All Sewed Up"
Dexter Fong: Poop: weel done =)
llanwydd: I doubt I'm vulnerable to a virus with internet television
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Um, that's a MS TV?
H.Stones: true llan its bad enough without a virus
Bambi: fee line? probably cost too much ...
Dexter Fong: Wow! They have self opening condoms now
Bambi: hi TOR
ah,clem: ,,,
llanwydd: LOL stones
Bubba's Brain: Remember when opening a Trojan was a good thing?
TOR Hershman: Gad, I'm glad that didn't post. Prin beat moi to the punchline.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You just put it over your head, like this...
Mudhead: never did tho, we didn use em
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Or a towel...
Bubba's Brain: ... and I thought opening a trojan was supposed to PREVENT a virus...
Principalpoop: i used to go through them like potato chips
TOR Hershman: Condo Condoms - for the yippie yuppie in us all
Principalpoop: i never touched moi, you can't prove it
H.Stones: this one has its own rootkit they say
Merlyn: See you next wick folks, don't burn the candle at both ends
Bambi: only in the email bubba lol
||||||||| Around 10:18 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Honey Sanchez steps in at 10:18 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Mudhead: nite Merl
H.Stones: Hi Honey
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: However much I may disagree sometimes, I love Paul Krassner.
Bunnyboy: Nite Lite
Principalpoop: get the orcs M
Dexter Fong: night merl and thanks
Mudhead: Hi sweety
TOR Hershman: bye, Merl
Principalpoop: hola honey
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I still listen to old Starship.
cease: honey
Elayne: Night Brian!
Honey Sanchez: damn this knocker oh hi sorry i passed out watching clark kent lose his mind
Honey Sanchez: hi poop
Bunnyboy: hiya Honey
Honey Sanchez: hello bunny
Bambi: hi Honey
Principalpoop: lois or lana giving him trouble?
cease: it was don? where' jack? and rochester
Elayne: Evenin' Honey!
Dexter Fong: High Honey
Honey Sanchez: heya el :)
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: So, is NM getting what Central TX is getting?
Honey Sanchez: hi dex howz the dumpster?
Bunnyboy: I guess Krassner had a few words re: RA Wilson's passing. I haven't read them yet, though.
Honey Sanchez: hi stones
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We're going into the teens. Record breaking next week.
Principalpoop: hehe what tween said hehe
llanwydd: speaking of passing out, it looks like I'll need my ambien again. I try to go without it but I'm all keyed up tonight as they say
Honey Sanchez: lois lana and chloe all givin him trouble and of course lex
cease: yes it was on huff po, bun
Dexter Fong: Honey: That's *dragster*
Principalpoop: stay away from that jailbait tween...
cease: this sounds a bit like the list of dying indians in A Shadow Moves UPon the Land
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Wilson/Phillips?
cease: Very austin
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Great production. Very little to say ;-)
Mudhead: deserex llan
Bambi: chloe too ? now that's a new one
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hit somebody? LOL
llanwydd: chloe? must be a spinoff
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I'm 52. 35 sounds nice :-)
Bunnyboy: Any HEROES fans? I am.
llanwydd: deserex? thanks for the tip. I'll look into it
Honey Sanchez: oh yeh bunny
Principalpoop: you have pimples too llan?
cease: no this is bergman
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Only if they're disposable - "TV the Drug Of The Nation"
llanwydd: pimples? no
Elayne: I like the fellow who plays Hiro, Bunnyboy.
Mudhead: hydroxyzine and Trazadone llan
cease: disposable hip hop?
Principalpoop: vertigo?
Dexter Fong: recycled rap?
llanwydd: I've tried trazodone. you couldn't get me to take it again
llanwydd: hate that stuff
Bambi: been off that drug for years now Tween LOL ... I'm hooked on phonics
TOR Hershman: Is this, on CNI Radio, Ore Some Whales' "Store Of The Worlds?"
TOR Hershman: Phuck Fonics
Bunnyboy: El: Yeah, I wanna action figure of Hiro with the "I'm taking a tremendous dump" eyes-closed stance.
Mudhead: makes me sleepy
Bambi: hoping it will help with enunciation ... so far no go lol
Principalpoop: acoustic phonics or electric bambi?
Dexter Fong: afk
llanwydd: weirdest thing about trazodone was it made me unable to swallow
Principalpoop: ok fong
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We've tried War on Terror. You can't get us to take it again...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol TOR
H.Stones: Electric Bambi, was that a double album ?
Bambi: acoustic/electric ... gives you more volume where it counts
Bunnyboy: Congress must be taking traodone these days...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have you ever been... to electric Bambiland... lol
H.Stones: lol
ah,clem: it's a cross section of FST podcasts, in no particular order, hope you all enjoy it
Bunnyboy: oops trazodone
Honey Sanchez: those psychiatric psychedelic drugs ain't fer me titrating off of them is a bitch i will stick with the street stuff
llanwydd: LOL bb
Mudhead: sudafed or benadryl, one of those makes ya sleepy
Principalpoop: ahh but too much treble, I had trouble with trebles
TOR Hershman: Captain, my Captain Pike
H.Stones: me too PP i am a bass head
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The trouble with trillions...
TOR Hershman: Pie-eyed, blinkin' Pike
Honey Sanchez: funny, i am also a bass head
Bambi: benadryl makes me sleepy
cease: david gerold?
Principalpoop: fish heads fish head, eat em up yum
ah,clem: benadryl makes me sleepy, but have to take it if I get a bee sting
llanwydd: bass head? Like largemouth or chris squire?
TOR Hershman: Ben & drill makes me holey
llanwydd: both are fish
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: All hail Pelosi... she moved he hand in an upwardly direction during Bush's address
Principalpoop: all are fish
Honey Sanchez: so if you have imsomnia clem find a bee n some benedryl
H.Stones: i have to take that too clem to treat a skin allergy
TOR Hershman: Of course, that's better than when Tony bent it.
Bunnyboy plays alternating harmonic runs
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Dems, and many Reps aren't liking the "surge"
TOR Hershman: Bent what?
cease: bush should get a permanent new address
Mudhead: surge?
ah,clem: no bees please, they make me really sick
TOR Hershman: A heart in Frisco?
Principalpoop: the latex underwear stones, try ordinary leather
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I left my heart, in San Luis Obispo
Honey Sanchez: spiders n bees been n spiders me too clem
Elayne: Sorry, too tired to follow conversation tonight. Next week, all.
H.Stones: have you got my place bugged Poop , you know too much
cease: only the left part of the heart
||||||||| 10:29 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: same here ah, clem, l look like the pillsbury dough boy
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: SPIDERS!!
Honey Sanchez: stay away from pleather, stones
Dexter Fong: Stones wouldn't be caught dead in regular leather...it's fine Italian leather or nothing
cease: night, el
Principalpoop: Night E
TOR Hershman: Get you Bush Countdown Calendar - only 6 more years till another Bushite is in the Whitehouse.
Honey Sanchez: corinthian leather at that, dex
Dexter Fong: Night E
TOR Hershman: Bye, El
Bambi: night E
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The only spider I like is an Italian covertible lol
H.Stones: good night Elayne
Principalpoop: caught dead, ahhh necrophilia, another victumless crime...
llanwydd: italian leather? didn't know they had cows over there
Bunnyboy: When I'm clean-shaven, my best friend says I look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man....and he's right, damn him!
H.Stones: stop shaving for a while Bunny
Principalpoop: i have not seen the stay-puff guy in a while..
ah,clem: don't shave, lol
Dexter Fong: llan: How dya think they make cheese..it's not all goat or sheep
Bunnyboy: Stones: Oh, I have. Kinda like the last 17 years!
Honey Sanchez: me too, clem
TOR Hershman: Stay-Puff dude, moi recallith not, not at all.
ah,clem: then you will look like a gridely bear
Principalpoop: sure, that is where then name roma comes from the cows used to roma there
cease: i havent been clean shaven in more than 30 years
cease: and hopefully never will be
Bunnyboy: The last time I totally shaved my face, I got carded when attending a matinee of THE ARISTOCRATS.
Honey Sanchez: i remember the dough boy dude and mr whipple but stay puff dude is alien to me too, tor
Dexter Fong: poop lol
llanwydd: I dont' know. that smoked provolone tastes like it was made by dupont
TOR Hershman: Whipple, sure. Dough Dude, yeah.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Osama Bin Simril?
ah,clem: shaving can be hazardous to your beard.
H.Stones: wasnt it the Stay Puff dude who showed up in Ghostbusters ?
Dexter Fong: Du pont = Two Bridges
Bunnyboy: More wiki:
Principalpoop: nobody has carded me in years, I need to fly on an airplane somewhere...
Bunnyboy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay-Puft_Marshmallow_Man
TOR Hershman: Wasn't it Hugh Hefner that was in BustBusters?
Honey Sanchez: no that was the michelin man, stones
ah,clem: yes ghostbusters
cease: its amazing that got on the air, the craig thing
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Shaving may be hazardous to The Bard
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Who ya gonna cull?
llanwydd: I got carded only two years ago. I was 43
H.Stones: "oh that this too too smoothed flesh ....."
TOR Hershman: Last time I was carded I didn't get in. That was okay, though. I didn't need to see Lincoln get shot.
llanwydd: I said, "You've got to be kidding"
Principalpoop: the bard was a card and the bird is the word
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: May I see your passport, please...
cease: my father asks me to buy him shaving tools and such. they seem like objects from antoher world
Honey Sanchez: lol tor
TOR Hershman: PAOOOMAOMAO
Principalpoop: papers, show us your papers...
TOR Hershman: PAPA PAPA OOOOMAOMAO
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: A bit of gray in my hair, but I could pass for around 40.
Principalpoop: tor has gone tribal
cease: zig zag
H.Stones: is your father possibly not from this planet Cease ?
cease: bambu
TOR Hershman: or was that PAPA OOOLENIN
Honey Sanchez: poop you know i used all the papers, rolling
Dexter Fong: poop: He's gone to Biriyani
cease: the concept of shaving is, to me
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: At least, that's what I tell the co-eds at UT ;-) LOLLLL
cease: its objects might as well come from atlantis
llanwydd: well, the lady behind the counter finally said, Oh ok, I see some grey in your beard
Principalpoop: steady tween lol
cease: alien objects
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Atlantis Carpet Reclaimers, the only one to buy...
H.Stones: definatley wrong chat room Tween
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bob D Caterino into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:36 PM, then departs.
H.Stones: Hi Bob
llanwydd: incidentally I started darkening my beard just yesterday. I'll see how it works out
cease: the comet got the carpets
Principalpoop: how did you remember how to spell that fong?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Bob...
Honey Sanchez: hey bobd just in time :)
Dexter Fong: Hi Bob
cease: and we all got a new whole
Principalpoop: hi bob
cease: hi bob
Bob D Caterino: hey gang,
llanwydd: welcome bob, back!
Bambi: hi Bob
cease: oh this is from the ossman website, right
TOR Hershman: Rev. Barnstormer, cool
Honey Sanchez: are you using "just for men" now???
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You're going for Black Beard? Too late. Bush & Cheney got there first ;-)
Principalpoop: a hole is just a cave, going down
Bob D Caterino: well, I have been here every wednesday and no one is ever here. oops thursdays.
Dexter Fong: Poop: I eat in Indian restaurants from time to time
llanwydd: yeah, hon. that's the brand name.
TOR Hershman: Don't get moi started on, SDI?
Honey Sanchez: hehe
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: No, no... the horizon's coming up!
cease: yes you might have a problem on wed
Bob D Caterino: question???
H.Stones: i come here on wednesdays too its nice an quiet
cease: unless there's some altternate chat group
Principalpoop: ahhhhh, fong, multi-cuisinial
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Tim Curry?
llanwydd: I eat in indian restaurants whenever I can. can't get enough curry
Bob D Caterino: what was I listening to something about comander blip or major blimp or
TOR Hershman: Faith Free-Based
cease: just had some curried carrots. mmm
Bambi: Tim Curry has a Clue
llanwydd: I try making it myself. I'm pretty good at vindaloo
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Ah, Faith and Gomorrah, you're all Catholics now...
H.Stones: are you trying to curry favour or do you just favour curry
Bob D Caterino: domina domina domina
Principalpoop: trying to curry favor with us llan?
Honey Sanchez genuflects
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol Honey
Bunnyboy: PDQ Bach - The Seasonings
llanwydd: LOL Princ
Honey Sanchez: curry flavor with us methinks
Principalpoop: benedictine, grenadine, ovaltine, anno anno domino, ohhhh domino
Bob D Caterino: JS bach the deaf years
Bunnyboy: That's gin!
llanwydd: hey stones and princ came up with the same joke at the same time
TOR Hershman: LOL, Poop
Principalpoop: BB wins
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Each to his or her, or whatever's own...
llanwydd: great minds think alike
Bunnyboy: ..ike
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Tweeny falls wright over...
Principalpoop: a stopped clock is right twice a day...
Bob D Caterino: well I put on the radio and it sounded like Ossman doing Mark Time but it was comander blimp or something.
H.Stones: think ? no need to exaggerate
Dexter Fong: She's got a clock that can stop your face
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Every 7 generations...
Bob D Caterino: My face can stop a clock
TOR Hershman: Hey, what about a stopped hourglass?
Bunnyboy: (sings) This is the World of Commander McBragg...
Bob D Caterino: She's got a balcony.......
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: She's got a glock that'll give you a makeover...
TOR Hershman: It must be correct 24 times a day.
Dexter Fong: TOR: Just give it a good shake
Principalpoop: wow, check out her hourglass figure
llanwydd: that reminds me I forgot to wind the sundial
Bob D Caterino: It is going to drive me crazy.
kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi: ....shakespear....
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: She's full of sand...
TOR Hershman: Man, I've SHAKEN IT for YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please bring me a ground zero
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez a ground zero.
Principalpoop: windy up there today llan?
Bunnyboy: Showoff!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: What you mean _will_, kimosabe?
Bob D Caterino: Ll, I was laying nakid on a nude beach and people stopped to see what time it was
llanwydd: not too bad, actually, princep
Honey Sanchez: lol bob
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: ROFL Bob
Dexter Fong: Keep it up Bob
Bob D Caterino: ; )
Principalpoop: she was built like a beanbag portotoilet
H.Stones: was it cloudy Bob ?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: "Where's the minute hand?"
Dexter Fong: ..but not as anitary
TOR Hershman: Vee Jay Too, rocket
Principalpoop: lol
Bob D Caterino: Yeah but I took some meds and it cleared up
Principalpoop: fong
H.Stones: good thinking
Honey Sanchez: lol
Bob D Caterino: so no help on what I was listening to?
Mudhead: hello Bobbie D
Dexter Fong: Bob: Are you listening to CNI radio?
TOR Hershman: I think the NEW Kool-Aid Man is a Commie.
Principalpoop: maybe live in england, was there applause?
Bob D Caterino: It was on sirius
Mudhead: OHHHHH YEAHHHHH !!!!
Bob D Caterino: it was on a comedy radio station
H.Stones: could it have been the Crazy Dog theater Bob ?
Dexter Fong: Got no idea..most of us are listening to CNI Firesign
Principalpoop: it went down mud?
ah,clem: art of the insane coming up
Bob D Caterino: sounded like a Ossman rip off
llanwydd: ALL art is insane
H.Stones: Crazy Dog in Ireland sound very like FT at times
cease: they did some funny commercials
Dexter Fong: Maybe it's DBMT
TOR Hershman: An art show 'bout moi?
Principalpoop: art is an experience
ah,clem: looks like I am still here from what I can see
Bunnyboy: Liebestraum always makes me think of ALL ABOUT EVE.
TOR Hershman: How thouchin'.
Dexter Fong: TOR: I thought you fired that crazy chef, Moi
H.Stones: http://www.crazydogaudiotheatre.com/
Bob D Caterino: Man women get to have diamonds for a best friend and guys have dogs.
cease: this sounds like fools in space
TOR Hershman: Fired the mofo but he done got outta the oven, auchtung!
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Lebensraum makes me think of Lili Marlene
TOR Hershman: Is that in bad taste. Well, not if the chef was properly seasoned.
Bob D Caterino: hi ho Lili Marlene
llanwydd: and a dog isn't forever
Bob D Caterino: I had that soup for a season once
Dexter Fong: Is that dog in heaven?
TOR Hershman: "Round the campfire, dodge dër draft, mït Bush.
H.Stones: many of my friends are barking
Principalpoop: i spent a year in philadelphia one week
Bob D Caterino: Be back have to drive daughter to work. Damn it all to heckles
H.Stones: your secret is safe with us Poop
TOR Hershman: Gotta go put a Chai on.
Principalpoop: heckle and jeckle thank you
Honey Sanchez: ok bobd safe driving
Bob D Caterino: Ill be bach
Honey Sanchez: i love heckle and jeckle
Bob D Caterino: sure will Honey.
Principalpoop: putting on the chai, stepping out and putting on the chai
cease: off yo udrive
llanwydd: chai is cool. I like the kind with sugar and coconut milk
TOR Hershman: back
Bunnyboy: nite Bob D
Principalpoop: hello again
H.Stones: take care Bob
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: I like a chai with a strong chi
Honey Sanchez: hello goodbye
TOR Hershman: "They taste like pork" LOL
cease: i had some rose tea last night. fantastic
Bunnyboy: Joanie Loves Chai Chi.
Principalpoop: i don't know why you say ahhh nevermind
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: In case youz guyz haven't thoroughly checked out the XM series (free on the FST web site), you're really missing out. The Boyz in video in the studio.
Principalpoop: rose, 2nd hand rose tea?
Dexter Fong: Bunny: She certainly does...and they're both under age a liable to be carded
llanwydd: this deputy that pulled me over today did the strangest thing. he was talking to me about my tickets and he suddenly stopped in mid-sentence and glared at me fiercely as if I had done something right at that moment
llanwydd: weird as hell
Principalpoop: who was peddling the petals?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Are you a registered American?
Dexter Fong: Law Enforcement by the Insane
Honey Sanchez: freaky llan
cease: thanks to merl
Bunnyboy: llan: Y'ever see DELIVERANCE?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Boy?
cease: very odd, llan
Honey Sanchez: zu zu petals, poop?
H.Stones: i guess you have to be insane to be a cop anyway
Bunnyboy: "Don't you ever come back here!"
Principalpoop: he wanted you to make his day llan..
Dexter Fong: It helps, Stones
H.Stones: yes fong it does here to
Principalpoop: tzu tzu for me honey
TOR Hershman: Tie wan on
Honey Sanchez: delicate chinese blend tea, poop mmmmmmm
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Tough gig, Honey. I wouldn't want to have to deal with people like me lol
Dexter Fong: tzana tzana for me
llanwydd: it was my inspection sticker, actually. more than 30 days overdue.
TOR Hershman: saki it to moi
H.Stones: maybe it was the way you rolled your charoot acroos your mouth as you fixed him with your steely glare llan
Dexter Fong: good timing llan
llanwydd: then he said 40 in a 30 which I don't believe but he didn't write me up fo rthat
Honey Sanchez: steely dan eyes??
Principalpoop: hooyie hooie whooeee
Dexter Fong: Stones: His headlights were out of adjustement too
H.Stones: the minute you drive a car you are a criminal, its a fact
Bunnyboy: Speaking of inscrutable warriors, the real deal came out this week: The Criterion Collection editions of YOJIMBO and SANJURO.
Dexter Fong: and riding a bike is a misdemeanor
Honey Sanchez: i hate it when my headlights get out of adjustment its soooo uncomfortable
Principalpoop: true stones, alfred hitchcock had such a fear of police, he never drove
H.Stones: walking with attitude can get you in a lot of trouble as well
llanwydd: I bought this car a few weeks ago from someone who guaranteed me it would pass inspection and who I had reason to trust
Mudhead: if you walk your considered a vagrant
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We had a 29-year old TX State officer shot over a simple matter of of stopping a 70-year old for a traffic violation. Talk about hazardous duty.
cease: men with swords are not tolerated on my tv, bun
llanwydd: but so far it won't pass
TOR Hershman: Speakin' of, everything you know is wrong....anyone been to You
Honey Sanchez: oh my llan did you buy that bridge too??
H.Stones: sounds like someone saw you coming llan
TOR Hershman: Tube
H.Stones: lol
Principalpoop: i had a car with a bad headlight, like buster keaton
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This war on drugs thing is nuts. Even the former Gov of NM (Rep) thought it was nuts.
llanwydd: no, actually it was an old friend
TOR Hershman: to view moi's "The Origin of Jesus Christ?"
H.Stones: are nuts illegal over there now ?
cease: true, tween
Principalpoop: not buster, the other guy
Bunnyboy: cat: Pity! The remake of ZATOICHI is quite good.
Bambi: gotta a some water front property in AZ too lo
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Actually, I think you have to be declared insane to live in TX lol
Bunnyboy: And no SEVEN SAMURAI?
Honey Sanchez: hey i have seen oceanfront property for sale in arizona, bambi
H.Stones: a nice new address at Tsunami View Bambi
cease: it put me to sleep, bun
TOR Hershman: Go the Carnegie, in Pittsburgh, for a Wahol wonderland.
Mudhead: hey, the little 1's are about pointing straight up
cease: yet kurosawa also made some of my favret flicks
Mudhead: and Im gonna go
Principalpoop: 7 samaurai for 7 brides
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Willie Nelson is a Tae Kwon Do black belt, just to give you a clue ;-)
Bambi: Tubes, Tubes ... it's just a bunch of tubes ...
Mudhead: cya next week dear friends
Principalpoop: be well mud, good luck
TOR Hershman: The Van Gogh ALMOST knocked moi down. It did stagger me.
cease: off you slither
||||||||| 10:57 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
H.Stones: ok Mud you take care now d ya hear ?
Dexter Fong: Take real good care Mudhead
Bunnyboy: nite Richard!
TOR Hershman: Bye, Mu
Bambi: night Mudhead ... get well! don't forget to let us know how you're doing
llanwydd: I like kurosawa. more for the cinematography usually. especially rashomon
Principalpoop: the meek need to unite and get guns and stop waiting
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Seven Sushi
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I saw that!
llanwydd: I love the rain in rashomon
Bunnyboy: RASHOMON! Yes, excellent it is.
Dexter Fong: kurasawa's Scottish Play is ...wow
H.Stones: The Meek shall invade the Earth, did Jesus really say that ?
Principalpoop: is that the one with the 7 versions of the same incident?
Honey Sanchez: bunny was there haggis in the play?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: What flavor would you like, P?
Principalpoop: no, that was saul
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bob D Caterino - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: that was the one, princep
TOR Hershman: No, but the Romans LOL at that one. That wacky Ovid.
Bunnyboy: Poop: Just 4.
ah,clem: inherit, HS
Dexter Fong: Honey just 3 haggis they open Act one Scene one
TOR Hershman: Bye, B
Principalpoop: only 4? seemed like more
Bunnyboy: If it ain't got haggis, it ain't got guts!
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhh ok dex
H.Stones: yes clem but that was before Clear Channel
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mind you, Arrrrnold has declared California a "Nation State". Guess TX doesn't have the patent lol
llanwydd: catherwood says 11:00. msn tells me midnight. I think I'll trust the old butler this time
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:00 PM, on the dot!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Honey Sanchez: dont get me started on clear channel, stones
Bunnyboy: Poop: I think it's the Nobleman, his Wife, the Thief, and the Innocent Bystander.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Who you callin' a hag?
Bunnyboy: Of course, it's been many moon since I've seen it.
Principalpoop: health insurance companies are making incredible profits, what is the solution for health costs? make it mandentory to buy health insurance..
llanwydd: haggis? that's ice cream isn't it?
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Wasn't that part of The Draft Dodger's Contact
TOR Hershman: It's a Hag Fish, call Davy Attenborough.
llanwydd: oh, no that's haagen daaz
Bambi: and he's ah, clem :-)
llanwydd: or whatever
Principalpoop: there was a ghost too, I trusted his story
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: "When the moon slips up, and the sun sets down..."
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Sure do like that there Jethro...
Bunnyboy: Dex: Ah, a Greenaway ref! Very nice, very nice...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Nice... very nice....
Dexter Fong nods to Bunnyboy
Principalpoop: the artful dodger
Bunnyboy: llan: If we meet, I'll skip the sundae.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Did they win the pennant?
TOR Hershman: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, no one yells "Stop Theif" louder than the Artful Doger.
llanwydd: you know what flavor baskin robbins has to try out next? Durian fruit
Principalpoop: no, they pinned the whippet
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Bill Payne? Just another sundae?
TOR Hershman: A Du Rain Rain A Du Rain Rain
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: On the trump key...
Bambi: kimchi breath ... remind me not to eat kimchi again lol
Dexter Fong: ;consults his reference directory but can't keep up
Principalpoop: may the kimchi bird fly up your nose
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol Bambi
cease: the orangutan's favourite fruit
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Oh, mistress of electronic Triffids....
TOR Hershman: If you get kimchi, in Berlin, and it's gone bad does that make you a Sour Kraut?
H.Stones: do your thing clem
Bambi: aptly put lol
Principalpoop: i would have guessed oranges
Honey Sanchez: lol tor
Dexter Fong: Roll Call!
Honey Sanchez: yeap
TOR Hershman: Was that is bad taste. WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, not if......
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Spit you heavanly seeds at this unworthy...
H.Stones: here Roll, come here boy !
Honey Sanchez: present
cease: it's Ah
Principalpoop: here, oops 5, oops present
TOR Hershman: HI
cease: clem cakes
Bambi: saur kraut isn't as bad as kimchi
llanwydd: what is kimchi?
TOR Hershman: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Honey Sanchez: lol bambi you are sooooo right
Principalpoop: the chi of kim
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Well, you take a pickle and put it in a bag...
Honey Sanchez: the chim of kee
llanwydd: anything like tai chi?
Bunnyboy: I'm a Food Specialist. I specialize in Fromagectomy.
TOR Hershman: NUT, don't say moi's name on the air.
Bambi: wonder if kimchi is kinda like chichi
cease: beats chit outta chai
Bunnyboy: "Out, vile curd!"
TOR Hershman: It ain't really moi.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol clem
Bambi: first a little chichi
Principalpoop: glad you are feeling better ahhh, clem
cease: have you seen my blog, bun? more about food than anyone needs to know
TOR Hershman: Kurds and whey, waaaaaaaaaaaaay over there, over there
cease: unless they're planning on dining in vancouver
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, please give everybody chittlins
||||||||| Catherwood gives everybody chittlins.
Honey Sanchez: yes ahhh, clem you sound a lot better
Bunnyboy: PU!
H.Stones: i used to keep chitlins but they escaped
Honey Sanchez: i haven't whittled chitlins since i lived in oklahoma
Bambi: I stay away from the kurds and whey ... always accompanies spiders
ah,clem: coing well, PP, just a bit tired, been a busy week so far...
Bunnyboy: I had the "chittlins" last Thursday. It's why I wasn't chat. Durn Novovirus!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You need a new cage, or glass, or buchla
Principalpoop: if they love you, they will come back stones, leave the window open...
llanwydd: I've never chittled
Principalpoop ) ah, clem
ah,clem: doing
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Eat well, deer person lol
TOR Hershman: Washington used to wander all over West(ern) Virginia.
H.Stones: they broke the window when they escaped PP
Bambi: patutie! blech! no chitlins
Principalpoop: cooo coooo, to you toooo ah, clem
cease: oh this is the npr thing
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Leave the bugs in the walls, Bambi. They're there for your protection.
llanwydd: keep them mowin blades sharp
TOR Hershman: George was the Father Of His Country, just like Caesar A.
Principalpoop: ahhh, you never sang to them, music calms those savage beasts..
H.Stones: tween has all of us bugged Bambi
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Coo coo chatchoo...
Honey Sanchez: gesundheit, tweeny
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Scarabs?
Bambi: they are welcome to stay "IN" the walls ... it's when they come out it bothers me Tween ;-)
H.Stones: i will try keeping them sedated next time pp
TOR Hershman: HealthHood, indeed
Principalpoop: give them lots of okra
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: (Bambi remembers the "new" American embassy in Moscow)
llanwydd: I am the walrus. ook ook a chooch
Principalpoop: and let them watch ophra
ah,clem: cat squirrel, lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I bear read pall....
Principalpoop: woof woof
TOR Hershman: Scar Abs and Scabed Pecks
H.Stones: my friends flat was crawling with roaches untill the police busted him
Bambi: will run the LARGE electronic degausser over the walls ... that's keep the bugs in the walls lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Just us tweeny's here...
TOR Hershman: Ass knot, Watt your (----deleted---) can do for ewe
Principalpoop: i need to be degaussed, badly
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Russians embeded bugs in the concrete. They tore it down and started over.
Bambi: put some triple antibioitic salve on those scarabs and call me in the morning
Honey Sanchez: lol bambi
H.Stones: sbut you have a very magnetic personality PP dont ruin it
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Frab Parker - Medicine Woman....
Principalpoop: salve or a balm
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: a b is an an and an n is a b
TOR Hershman: Fess Up Parker
Honey Sanchez: bug balm
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Principalpoop: but the polarity is negative stones, i have to throw my credit card to the cashier
TOR Hershman: Shy Anne
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Looking in my English School boy's dictionary
H.Stones: do you get blue sparks PP ?
Principalpoop: balm the bugs
Principalpoop: that's it stones, you too?
Bunnyboy: I better go wiggle my ankles. Nite, folks!
Bambi: it's a balming salve ... should be very soothing for the scarabs
Honey Sanchez: nite bun
H.Stones: yes, very embarassing, specially after dark
Principalpoop: night BB
Honey Sanchez: have a good week
H.Stones: night Bunny
TOR Hershman: You can't sue city hall in Souix City if'in your name is sue, or city.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mr. Bush is still wearing 6-guns. Grid helps us :-(
TOR Hershman: Bye, Bun
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Buy Bunny, Always
cease: by bun
Bambi: once they are all balmed .. you should be able to collect them all in a jar and smash the jar with a BFH ... oh, wait ... that was the remedy to insure a hard drive can't be read
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: A boy named Souix
TOR Hershman: Bill or George me, anything but Souix me
Bambi: bye bye Bunny good bye
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 11:18 PM train to Seattle.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hard drive? Try Texarcana to Austin listening to AM radio...
Bambi: Souix what?
Principalpoop: then you can embalm them bambi
cease: lol tween
Honey Sanchez: sioux me sioux you booz
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: What Banshees?
Principalpoop: any rooms open in twocumcarry?
TOR Hershman: #3 is the WORLD's MOST expensive bit of property - if'in ya counts human-hours
cease: wasnt that george harrison, hon?
Principalpoop: don't do it stones, then honey will make you show her yours...
llanwydd: can anybody tell me so many cops look like they're using half a coconut for a yamulke?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: back in a bit...
Bambi thinks Bunny missed the 11:18 train to Seattle ... at least in eastern time
TOR Hershman: Krispy Krishna
Honey Sanchez: t'was george by george
llanwydd: is it a regulation or a fashion statement
Honey Sanchez: show what huh
Principalpoop: yes honey hehe
TOR Hershman: The Loose Dutchman Mine
TOR Hershman: LOL
Bambi: it's a regulated fashion ...
TOR Hershman: Pea Casa paintin'?
Principalpoop: (y) is a tiny picasso painting
Honey Sanchez: trun your head sideways to the left poop and it looks like pacman
TOR Hershman: Wee Pea Case-a 'O' Whine
Bambi: skirts must be no higher than 1 inch above the ankle, shirts must be long sleeved and have ties and jackets must be worn at all times .... I read that once somewhere...
Bambi: think it was a science fiction movie
Bambi: errrrr, book
Honey Sanchez: in a past life, bambi??????? either that or you saw the dress codes at my high s chool
llanwydd: more damn mail. brb
Bambi: lol honey
TOR Hershman: Night Of The Eve Of The Afternoon Before The After Taste Of Rome
Principalpoop: sorry, my gesault only lets me see the picasso sideways hehe
Honey Sanchez: ooooooh tor i love those bowling for dollars afternoon movies
Bambi: llanwydd has to check his spam ...
TOR Hershman: hahahahahahaha
cease: i rmemeber the scripts for these ads publsihed in either elaye's zine or firezine
Honey Sanchez: overdone spam is not good
TOR Hershman: Toilet Bowling For Doll ARRRRRRGHS. They done be Pirate Dolls'
llanwydd: an audition announcement for a theatre company about 200 miles away. no thanks
cease: that's mid 90s?
Principalpoop: those nigerian and chinese business deals look good to me llan, I sign up for all of them
Bambi: that's a fact Honey ... with spam more is not less
Honey Sanchez: lol poop i am still waiting for my check from that nigerian bank dude
cease: lol poop
Principalpoop: queen for a day was super american tv
H.Stones: i snet a lot of begging letters to Nigeria PP
Principalpoop: you waiting too? i sent him more money for postage...
Bambi: the check's in the mail...
TOR Hershman: Mr. Mawhoowhomaboohoo needs your help, dearest, beloved friendly friend
llanwydd: super-embarrassing tv you mean
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Darwin Breweries LOL
Honey Sanchez: wasn't that on right after the art linkletter show, poop?
cease: i remember when this commercial was on, i was quite fond of the chocolate mint instant breakfast
TOR Hershman: Every Love Darwin The Vapire Slayer
Principalpoop: the chinese pipe and pipe fitting company needs somebody to cash their checks..
TOR Hershman: Every BODY
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: In case any of you are fans of Carol Burnett, there's a compilation called "Show Stoppers" that is really veryy good. Much like Weirdly Cool.
llanwydd: I've never liked the combination of mint and chocolate
Principalpoop: no, art linkletter was at night, queen for a day was in the morning
Honey Sanchez: not in Los angeles, poop
Principalpoop: ahhh west coast
Principalpoop: you could be right then honey
llanwydd: I always like art linkletter. I used to watch him when I was little
cease: i remember his kids show. i thought it was hideously condescending
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Don't you want your Governor to slay vampires? Vote Arrrnold, Buff Governor...
TOR Hershman: Say, did any of "The Boys" (a.k.a. Firesign) ever work with Ms. Burnett's announcer - Ernie Anderson?
Honey Sanchez: kids say the darndest things
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hideo gumpatunia?
ah,clem: later Art was on early afternoon
cease: ask em, tor
Principalpoop: they sure do honey lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: As long as it's Carnie, JL ;-)
TOR Hershman: CARP! I say Art Linkletter last eve on "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" DVD, special features.
cease: wow, what is this?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Firesign Chat
cease: the 79 thing about the shaw.
TOR Hershman: CARP, I SAW ---
llanwydd: art wouldn't dare do a show like that today. imagine all the profanity?
Principalpoop: the waiting room
cease: they werent doing radio in 79, thatr i know of
TOR Hershman: Letter are transPOSSIN" ....'elp, 'elp.
cease: unless it was proc/berg
H.Stones: profanity can be funny
Honey Sanchez: anyone remember the Soupy Sales show?
Principalpoop: like truth or consequences
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I can press 4 albums at once, P
Principalpoop: sure honey
cease: yes honey
llanwydd: I loved soupy sales
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Lord yes, Honey...
TOR Hershman: Yeah, like Linkletter wasn't a TV show.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: B&W TV
Principalpoop: showoff tween
Honey Sanchez: yap
TOR Hershman: White Fang, sure, pies in Soupy's face, yeah.
cease: my memories of him are fond but hazy
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And many others. My Mickey Mouse hat would probebly sell for $$ on eBay lol
Principalpoop: an early rip torn?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Rip Torn as Nixon. Truly good actor.
Bambi: milk those fangs ... makes good anti-toxin ;-)
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Rin Tin Tin
TOR Hershman: My memories of moi are hazy, shade of winter (Sifunkel and Garmon reference)
llanwydd: I used to watch soupy sales unless my dad got home in time to watch the news. then I had to watch ugly old chet huntley
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Broken Arrow
Honey Sanchez: i remember when he held up his hand and said hey kids points his first finger this is for you :D and held up two fingers and said this is for your folks :D and held up his middle one and said and this is for the producer :D lol
H.Stones: fangs for the memory Bambi
TOR Hershman: OH, Rocky Jones, now that was SciFi.
Principalpoop: huntly and brinkly
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: (Stones takes a bite out of Bambi)
H.Stones: sorry tween i am a veggie
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Rocketeer
ah,clem: yea, Chet and Dave, remember them well
ah,clem: don't bite our deer
cease: that was the first tv news show i remember
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Walter? This is Walter....
Principalpoop: duhduhduh duhduh duhduh duhduh, johnny carson theme song
TOR Hershman: Hey! moi ain't phcukin' wït ya, if'in you getz a chance DO VIEW Rocky Jones.
cease: what is it, tor?
Honey Sanchez: first news guy i remember is George Putnam local LA news guy
cease: youtube?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Roy Rogers & Dale - reeeealy early TV
TOR Hershman: With a name like "Rocky" it's GOTTA BE GOOD for moi to recommend it.
Principalpoop: i used to tube
llanwydd: president johnson was ugly too. him and chet. couple of the sourest faces on television
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Cut 'em off at the past!
Honey Sanchez: ooooh and sky king and whirly wirly birds
TOR Hershman: Moi Aunt and Uncle 'twere in Roy's Rodeo
Principalpoop: and tennessee ernie ford
cease: is your real name bullwinkle, tor?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Surely not, TOR :-)
TOR Hershman: Tom (Yes, Uncle Tom) and Lola (Hutchinson) Hunt.
Principalpoop: i had a crush on natasha
Principalpoop: cool tor
ah,clem: ah yes, Sky's neice Penny, lol
cease: crushed nats?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And people wonder why my favorite car is a '70 Superbird...
Honey Sanchez: love that bob dang the gale storm show help help i am getting sucked in to TV past
Principalpoop: yoohoo? chocolate not the strawberry
ah,clem: remember her well too
llanwydd: I had the opposite reaction to natasha, princep
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Yoohoo, Mr. Liverface....
cease: my favourite "car" is public transit
TOR Hershman: He was Rodeo Bullfighther (a.k.a. Clown) She 'twere a Trick/Barrel Rider AND that's moi's knowledge of Showbiz
Honey Sanchez: car 54 where are you
Principalpoop: who did you like llan?
TOR Hershman: Well, Don Knotts' Aunt used to be moi's mom's Avaon Lady.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: No joke, cease. I'd like to see Japanese-style rail in TX. We're going to have light rail next year in Austin.
H.Stones: Well Friends, i am starting to fall over now so i better call it quits till next time.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Just the fax, 'mam
TOR Hershman: Avon spelling
H.Stones: its always too late here
llanwydd: I liked soupy sales and I liked sandy becker and i liked sonny fox and chuch mccann. lot of people actually
TOR Hershman: Bye, H
Principalpoop: it's a small world after all, it's a oh no, i started it again...
llanwydd: chuck
cease: our new environemnt minister is doling out money for assorted greenery, but he's responsible for killing light rail in his home town, and our capital
Honey Sanchez: gee ok nite stones
H.Stones: so have a fun and safe week all of you
Honey Sanchez wishes it weren't always too late here
cease: it's a bitch getting around ottawa, not a small city.
TOR Hershman: Rocky Jones would kick ALL there areses and then save them
Principalpoop: cheerio old chap cheerio
llanwydd: Nite Stones!
Principalpoop: same to you HS
cease: keep on rolling
H.Stones: take care chums
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: With the territory of CN (second only to Russia), you'd think they'd be on the forefront of rail.
||||||||| Bob D caterino enters at 11:40 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Principalpoop: wb bob
Honey Sanchez: night , hemmy
TOR Hershman: You outta know Ottawa
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Best to the Euros, Stones...
H.Stones: and speciall thanks to Bambi and Clem
Bob D caterino: No rest for the weary
llanwydd: and I liked bullwinkle and captain kangaroo and sally starr and jackie gleason...
Bob D caterino: thanks
cease: or anyone else, bob
H.Stones: byeeeee
TOR Hershman: Now that IS a song title
cease: oh this is the dear friends show
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mr. Green Genes! I was cloned!
cease: i just had dinner with a friend from fiji
Honey Sanchez: wb bobd
Principalpoop: no llan, who did you have a crush on? maybe the blond from munsters?
Bob D caterino: I liked Sandy Becker, Soupy, Winchell Mohoney
||||||||| H.Stones rushes off, saying "11:41 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd: wonder what I would have thought of the firesign theatre when I was little. I probably would have liked them
Bob D caterino: TY honey and all of you
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Did they develop your film?
TOR Hershman: You outta know, Ottawa / Yeah, you gotta know, Ottawa / When you saw / Ottawa
Principalpoop: the mom on the adams family, olala
TOR Hershman: dada dadad lalalalalala - Martin Short song writing guy impression
Bob D caterino: I made my kids listen when they were young
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: TOR, do you listen to the Trolls? Excellent CN comedy...
TOR Hershman: Gad, that's a LOL bit Short does.
llanwydd: you've got to be kidding. how do you have a crush on a black and white tv image? especially at 4 years old
TOR Hershman: Lilly Munster humpin' Moses
Bob D caterino: Grand Mama??
Bob D caterino: Oh the Mom
Principalpoop: i am older than you, and not prejudiced, B&W tv not a problem
llanwydd: I am told I liked Sally Star, but I don;'t remember her
TOR Hershman: Tweeny, moi knowiest not, The Trolls - I'll google later.
Bob D caterino: Thats when Black and White were getting along
TOR Hershman: Oh, the who manatee
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The lady who played Lilly Munster passed away recently. Make me want to open the front door with a big smile...
Principalpoop: I saw that too, and E howard hunt from watergate
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. Alot of their stuff is free.
llanwydd: didn't howard hunt supposedly assassinate kennedy?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Thank you, JL...
Principalpoop: i never heard that one, he could have I guess
cease: yes, from vancouver
TOR Hershman: Oh, moi is somewhat familar with the TDTIAB.
llanwydd: him and frank sturges. that's one story
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: May the crabs of the Chesapeake crawl into your pot and season themselves in appreciation :-)
Bob D caterino: Who is JL...
cease: i would never have known that if she hadnt died
TOR Hershman: Thank you, Ah
Principalpoop: ahh, clem
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Oops, that was the Addams Family...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: But then, I also liked Mad and Cracked magazines, lol
cease: thc
llanwydd: one of them is supposedly the "badge man" in the "grassy knoll" photo
Bob D caterino: Yevonne Decarlo was dead on the show wasn't she?
cease: amaiizeing they could get away with that even then
TOR Hershman: Crap, moi forgot moi's tea.
cease: the perfect life: become famous for playing a corpse, then die
ah,clem: if not she is now
Principalpoop: mad magazine todays only reveals how out of touch I am with popular culture
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Yeah, the one with the "Mexican" cutting the grass on the knoll... I've seen it!
Bob D caterino: I am not talking to that magizine.
Bob D caterino: I am mad at it, ohhh I am so sorry for that
cease: my frineds dad, a mildly famous cowboy actor in an earlier ear, ended up playing a corpse in How the West Was Won
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You haven't missed much, P lol
llanwydd: so many people took credit for shooting kennedy it's amazing
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Warren's dating Barbara's stepson!
ah,clem: actually she became famous in early film, and Addams Familily was a lark for her and many other famous actors
cease: soujnds like Illuminaturs Triology, llan
TOR Hershman: I've must have listened to this, oh.....121.4 times.
Dexter Fong: (i'm back)
llanwydd: supposedly Trafficante took credit for it, frank sturges and a number of others
Principalpoop: wb fong
cease: you are mad magazine?
TOR Hershman: HEY! WTF
Bob D caterino: So, why was Ted never a target? No one cared
cease: what? me worry?
TOR Hershman: Oh
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: "I shouted out, who killed the Kennedy's? when after all, it was you and me..."
Principalpoop: ouch bob
Bob D caterino: Alfred E Newman lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Nugent?
llanwydd: well, ted was rather benign, wasn't he?
Bob D caterino: All the old movies had the music scored by Alfred Newman
TOR Hershman: There Sam Drucker that dirty mutha phucker, at the junction
Bob D caterino: Behind?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: He wore a Confederate t-shirt at our Gov's re-inauguration. So much for taste in music.
cease: i read a book about 40s-early 60s american satire recently
cease: had a lot about Mad
llanwydd: ted didn't go after the mob or anyone else
Honey Sanchez: oh i am back i had to tuck hemlock in to his festerpit
Principalpoop: i have become uncle joe, moving kinda slow, but that was 3 pretty girls
ah,clem: theme of the Devil, the Stones
Bob D caterino: Yep Ted never even went after the girl in the river
Principalpoop: swimming naked in the water tower, get me a glass of water please...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Wat, me worie?
cease: confederate general from big sur, my fave brautigan novel
TOR Hershman: There's a little ho-house called the Shady Nook at the junction, junction,
Honey Sanchez: lol cat
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The only Stones album I really like is "Let It Bleed".
Bob D caterino: i loved the way that Green Acres, Pettycoat Juncion and Bevery all tied in
cease: shady grove, not the best quicksilver album but not bad
Principalpoop: he has my sympathy
Bob D caterino: damn losing my spelling
cease: that was my fave, tween
cease: but i liked a lottta stones
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Redwoods? Chop down those commies!
Bob D caterino: Have another hit, of fresh air
TOR Hershman: and there's Uncle Joe he's the resident Ho(deleted so I don't gotta go to rehab)
cease: among faves, gimme shelter, 100 years ago, cant you hear me knockin
Bob D caterino: Three girls and a dog bathed in the drinking water for the town
TOR Hershman: WWMD
Principalpoop: sticky fingers comes to my mind, but maybe wrong chat
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Soup, anyone?
llanwydd: Uncle Ho? Wrong country
Bob D caterino: Cool song
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Don't mind the hair...
cease: this i dont know
TOR Hershman: I remember when moi gave Rocky moi's lill' declaration, that's WV Rocky, not Nelson.
Principalpoop: what is this on my coke can?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Amazing what people did with 4 tracks. Ladyland, Sgt Peppers
cease: is this barnstormer?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Gotta be DOs Tirebiter Politixcal campaign
TOR Hershman: He ain't been back to downtown Place Of The Skull since
Bob D caterino: Lol PP
cease: from the website, dex?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Quicksilver might have had 8, don't know...
Dexter Fong: Cat: Guess so
cease: is this merl's recording?
cease: yes of course, dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: Again dunno
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Another Craig faux-commercial
cease: of course, what isnt merl these years
cease: i stopped listening after shady grove
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This is Barnstormer
||||||||| "11:55 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Honey Sanchez, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
llanwydd: had my first cuban sandwich yesterday. I was actually impressed
cease: but heard their first the first time i got stoned, which was quite pleasent
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Sheees baaaack
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
TOR Hershman: Bye, Hon
Principalpoop: ohhh yum llan
Bob D caterino: mwah, Honey
cease: d then later Who Do You Love, which is one of the best things ever put on vinyl
Principalpoop: not diet food lol
Dexter Fong: llan: Did they grill the sandwich?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Cuban beans & rice isn't at all bad, if you have a fire extinguisher handy.
cease: was it made out of cigars, llan?
ah,clem: I remember the girls in the water tower, but never saw the dog in there...
llanwydd: you might know I live in the middle of nowhere but I only had to drive about 15 miles to a new cuban restaurant in Port Henry
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: There was a small Cuban community in DC
Principalpoop: i used to live in miami, hola
cease: this is too poorly recorded to be merl
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The girls are not... for sale...
llanwydd: yes it was grilled and pressed
Bob D caterino: They did the Bo didly thing. In Another land was sunged by Bill Wyman
llanwydd: Cigars, cat! LOL
TOR Hershman: Munchkin DC
Bob D caterino: Please Go Home was cool too
Dexter Fong: Bay of Pigs Condominimums..if you were invading here, youd be home
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Childe Harold DC - first sound mixing gig :-)
Bob D caterino: Yeah the guy made money and still used a cigar box, go figure
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol Dex
cease: had dinner last night with a friend who was in cuba last week and really liked it
llanwydd: yes I heard the beans and rice is called "moors and christians
TOR Hershman: LOL, Dex
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: ROFL LL
cease: tons of canadians go there to enjoy the non-winter
Bob D caterino: I like that imported rice Condoleeza Rice
cease: lol dex
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I believe the Cubans invented cayenne pepper
llanwydd: not a joke tween. that's for real
cease: you tooo llan
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Tasty, but it'll wake you up lol
Bob D caterino: I have a dated joke, Political breakfast, Bagen and Haigs fried in Arofat
Principalpoop: there used to be lots of jokes about perverted rice
TOR Hershman: Coopy Doll Himler
llanwydd: moros y cristianos
Dexter Fong: llan: Spaniards also call black beans and rice Christianos y Moros
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Bad dates
Bob D caterino: I dated a joke once
TOR Hershman: Easy for you to say
Dexter Fong: Si
Principalpoop: have a fig, newton
Bob D caterino: So
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Black beans & rice w/pork
Dexter Fong: If it fell off the tree i dont want it
cease: e=mc5
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And coffee that'll take care of what the food didn't ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Cat: lovely post reference =))
Bob D caterino: The fish I love is Porgy and Bass
llanwydd: they could add gefilte to have all three major religions
Principalpoop: cuban coffee YES OH YES
Bob D caterino: I remember the MC5
Dexter Fong: Cuban Cofee picked by froggy little native boys
Bob D caterino: Guilt a fish
Principalpoop: motor city 5, everybody knows them
llanwydd: jess indeed
TOR Hershman: Citizen Myrrh Doc
Bob D caterino: MC5, sure
cease: served my every knee
Dexter Fong: Cat: No Doc tonight?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Echo? what echo echo echo echo
Principalpoop: yes yes and the soft sea breeze, yes yes
cease: alas. i need to talk to him
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hope Lili's OK. Talk about hell and back...
llanwydd: anyway it's quite interesting to have a cuban restaurant in such a small town in upstate NY
Bob D caterino: Thats water under the bridge, and walter on the knee
Dexter Fong: Catherwodd, give Pincipalpoop a soft sea breeze, Yes oh Yes
TOR Hershman: Hey, moi watched a 3 Stooges doc and Bela G. Lugosi was the producer.
Bob D caterino: where in the upstate again Ll
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We've had some corresspondence about electronic music. That's a brain to be picked ;-)
llanwydd: bridge over troubled walter?
cease: this is a brilliant mix, ah clem
Bob D caterino: Walter Melon
Principalpoop: well the little hand is on the big hand and so give yourself a hand and have a super week, night all
llanwydd: Port Henry, Bob
Dexter Fong: This is Walter, here in lovely Patella just a few short excursions away from Biriyani
Principalpoop: thanks for the breeze fong
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Yeah guyz, try the Saturday chat at CNI. We have fun there also...
||||||||| Principalpoop is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:04 AM.
llanwydd: on the eastern foothills of the adirondacks
Dexter Fong: Night poop
TOR Hershman: Is that herre, Tween?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Guess Catherwoods off duty
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
cease: poop
TOR Hershman: Bye, PP
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Heir Tween? You know about my ancestry?
Bob D caterino: "Catherwood"gets me a robe
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Bob D caterino and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Bob D caterino!"
Bob D caterino: no fool like an old fool
Bob D caterino: I guess if Catherwood he could
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Bob D caterino
TOR Hershman: Ain't been lonely since I discovered the bra and panty section of the Sear's catalouge
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Ain't no such thing as an old fool ;-)
llanwydd: no fool like April
cease: may's pretty foolish too
Bob D caterino: No foolin?
Dexter Fong: June is just zany
TOR Hershman: April Fish
TOR Hershman: Now, that's a New Year thingy
Bob D caterino: April Vigoda
ah,clem: did play the benediction, but it did not air, as I underestimated the lag
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Well, er, TOR... have you tried Victoria's Secret? I hear Blair is giving it away...
Bob D caterino: wow what a streatch
llanwydd: tuesday's just as bad...wednesdays full of sorrow...thursday so so sad
Dexter Fong: No lag like an old lag, Clem
ah,clem: good night everyone
Bob D caterino: Blair Projects
cease: nite clem. superb show
TOR Hershman: Tony?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Thanks JL & Bambi
Dexter Fong: Night Clem and muchas gracias for the sound track
llanwydd: nite Clem!
ah,clem: and "thanks for turning us on"
Dexter Fong: Cool, man
TOR Hershman: Yeah, cool sounds, Ah
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Quite superb. May the bluebird of happiness fly up your nose... nite all ;-)
||||||||| ah,clem is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 12:08 AM.
TOR Hershman: I loved turning you oooooonnnnoonnnoonnn
Bob D caterino: Nite
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
||||||||| At 12:08 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, JustAnotherGov'tTweeny!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
llanwydd: Nite Tween!
TOR Hershman: Bye, Tween
cease: tween
TOR Hershman: Nite All, Stay on Groovin' Safari,
Dexter Fong: Think I'll get out while I can
||||||||| At 12:09 AM, TOR Hershman runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, throw me out
||||||||| Catherwood throws Dexter Fong out.
cease: i must eat eventually.
cease: now is probably a good idea.
||||||||| Dexter Fong leaves to catch the 12:10 AM train to New York.
cease: off we go
llanwydd: well, I'll be heading out too. great to see you all again. be back next thirsty
||||||||| cease departs at 12:10 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Bob D caterino: Yeah I will try to be in all night
Bob D caterino: Nite all from me also. eyes are closed
||||||||| Bob D caterino departs at 12:11 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: nhtol .. see you all next time...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bob D Caterino
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
H.Stones
Honey Sanchez
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny
kighndler, gehntler Bightrethi
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
TOR Hershman URL References:
http://209.51.162.173:9534
http://brasslantern.org/community/companies/cellphones.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_skidoo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay-Puft_Marshmallow_Man
http://hostgator.rawilson.com/main.shtml
http://www.cniradio.com
http://www.crazydogaudiotheatre.com/
http://www.ebblog.dk/1027/perma/9093/
http://www.jim-fran.com/dcc/