||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 04, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers sak in through the front door at 7:55 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 8:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| sak - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "9:13 AM? 9:13 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Firebroiled should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Firebroiled enters and sits on the divan. Firebroiled: Live in the Future! It's just starting now . . . ||||||||| At 9:14 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 6:26 PM and amrcode waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| It's 6:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| amrcode - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 7:20 PM downtown bus from Austin pulls away, leaving 110thTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. 110thTweeny: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway? ||||||||| 110thTweeny leaves at 7:21 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| porgie steals in around 8:23 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| porgie - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:42 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Dexter Fong: Correction: coughing *out* a cloud of diesel fumes Dexter Fong: (i'm away) ||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:51 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern' ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Bambi: howdy ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 04, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Bambi: gotta watch those fumes Dex ;-) Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi and JL Bambi: Tween was here andfell off the boat? Bambi: hey Dex Dexter Fong: Swept overboard by a rogue wave ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease gets out at 9:03 PM. Bambi: those rogue waves are killers Bambi: hi Cat cease: sounds like a bad wertmuller flick Dexter Fong: Hiya Cat cease: hi bam cease: hey dex cease: your whole govt isnt insane anymore cease: im just watching pelosi on nbc news Dexter Fong: But they're still not responsible Bambi: really? I was under the impression that there was no way to really change that lol cease: i dont know about a lot of people, ah clem cease: there's a firesign line about "tons of people. very Heavy people" Dexter Fong: lots of people...whole city blocks of them Bambi: or one woman but it would have to be a really heavy woman according to "Arthur" ... but there it is. Dexter Fong: Arthur Muray the Great Dance Instructor cease: i hjope i live long enough that "first black governor of mass" or first female speaker of us house is no longer part of the news Bambi: Deputy Dan has no friends cease: no, just fiends Bambi: lol Bambi: mass media wouldn't know real news if it hit them up side the head it seems Bambi: gotta love those radio times lol ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne falls out at 9:15 PM. Elayne: Evenin' all! Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne Bambi: hi Elayne! Elayne: Won't be staying too long tonight, can't even make it to the computer room. I love my new laptop, I can now do this whilst watchint TV. Bambi: it was great that you made it to the show for abit Saturday :-) Bambi: cool! Elayne: I still don't quite have the hang of the keyboard, though. Elayne: Will try to make it again this Saturday, Bambi. Bambi: laptop keyboard's definitely take some getting used to ... don't think you ever learn to like them (other than the convenience) ;-) cease: hey el Bambi: great! We love getting to see you cease: i see the xenadrine folks got fined again today Elayne: Cat, please email me your current address, my holiday card to you was returned... Elayne:elayneriggs@yahoo.com cease: oh, ok el ||||||||| 9:19 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Dexter Fong: That long? Bambi: hey Merlyn Merlyn: Boo-urns ||||||||| Catherwood ushers principalpoop in through the front door at 9:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. principalpoop: hollo Dexter Fong: Hey PPP Bambi: hey PrinceP cease: merl, poop principalpoop: happy new year Elayne: Hi Brian and prinpoop! Dexter Fong: Felize Navidad ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and 110thTweeny plummets into the garden at 9:21 PM. principalpoop: bonne annee principalpoop: ahh tween Bambi: hey Tween cease: felize? isnt that french honduras? Elayne: Hi Twen! Dexter Fong: th Tween 110thTweeny: I hereby call this meeting of the Surrealist Party to order... Bambi: wow, didn't realize the made 109 previous versions of you Tween ;-) 110thTweeny: Evenin' folks... Dexter Fong: Cat That's Feliziano the blind singer Cat ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Hemlock Stones gets out at 9:22 PM. principalpoop: am I on the sure real list? Elayne: Hello Stones! Merlyn: David Ossman's book was the top seller softback for the Seattle Mystery Bookshop for December, and tied for 19th for the year's best principalpoop: argh stones 110thTweeny: I thought felize was just east of mexico... cease: the bland singer? Hemlock Stones: Hi Elayne Dexter Fong: Come in Stones...you must be quenched cease: merl, my copy still hasnt come in mail yet Hemlock Stones: well i see the usual suspects are nearly all here Bambi: no, no...felize is that thing that Jason had to go find in the ancient stories 110thTweeny: Catherwood, please pour everybody some Hemlock... ||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody some hemlock. Bambi: hey Stones! cease: of course seattle is his town, merl. lets see how it does in nyc Hemlock Stones: yoiu can turn the hose off now Dexter Merlyn: TO society! principalpoop: i am not usual, or so I have been told, I have always depended on the kindess of strangers Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi ||||||||| Honey Sanchez sashays in at 9:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. 110thTweeny: Dexter's hosed again? Bambi: Tween, could I have a little honey with that Hemlock? principalpoop: jason? the guy with the ski mask? Hemlock Stones: i am a Fregan too, Poop Honey Sanchez: hello and happy new year, folks :) 110thTweeny: Ms. Honey Bambi: Honey that Dexter Fong: I'm a Proud Honorary Hoser Bambi: Honey, that is lol cease: honey Hemlock Stones: hi Hon 110thTweeny: lol Bambi principalpoop: hola honey, nice knockers HNY Elayne: Evenin' Honey! Dexter Fong: Hi Honey Bambi: well, talk about being psychotic lol Honey Sanchez: evening el :) Bambi: hey Honey Hemlock Stones: keep your hands off those Poop, Honey Sanchez: paranoid too hey somebody talking about me !!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmmmm principalpoop: who mentioned my tic? are you talking about me again? why are you all against me? principalpoop: not you honey, me me me Hemlock Stones: its an arrangement we have Poop Bambi: was just asking Tween for some Honey with the Hemlock he asked C a t h e r w o o d give everyone ;-) Dexter Fong: Honey: Don't listen to the voices..play loud music cease: keep hands off poop? easily done ||||||||| Mudhead tiptoes in around 9:26 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Honey Sanchez: lol poop it's me i just know it Hemlock Stones: hi Mud 110thTweeny: You're never safe with a paranoid... principalpoop: i would not touch me with a 10 foot pole Elayne: Hey Mudhead! Dexter Fong: Hi Mudhead Mudhead: hi folkz principalpoop: oh look, mud is here
Honey Sanchez turns up the Rammstein to 11 cease: charles rangel refers to bush as "this guy" cease: delicious Honey Sanchez: hi muddhead 110thTweeny: Or alone with a schizophenic Bambi: hi Mudhead Mudhead: hi sweety Hemlock Stones: I gave you guys a mention on Radio last weekend but dont worry it wasnt flattering principalpoop: felix david niven
Dexter Fong 's lights go dim cease: ok stones, we wont worry cease: is that archived somewhere? 110thTweeny: Samurai Cat pulls his Murasama principalpoop: maybe, yes no, be quiet pp, I won't pp both of you stop it pp Dexter Fong: Yeah, who's worried, fellah? Mudhead: I think they took Saddam to the lawn party an a lynchin ||||||||| porgie bounds in at 9:28 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. cease: alfred e. oldman principalpoop: ahh porgie Honey Sanchez: hey porgie that was my knocker!! Elayne: Hey Porgie! Dexter Fong: Tween: That's a lovely Dressing Gown Honey Sanchez: hi =) principalpoop: give honey back her knocker porgie Dexter Fong: Porge, you're a whiteman? Mudhead: give em both back Bambi: Thanks Stones (I think) ;-) ... I am not sure what to think about that LOL 110thTweeny: Why, Dexter, didn't you know that I'm a Corporate Transvestite? cease: good one, tween Merlyn: incorporated in delaware principalpoop: tween is a cross dresser? that is so 2006..... Dexter Fong: Both Mergers *and* Acquisitions? Elayne: Tween, is that anything like an Executive Transvestite? Honey Sanchez: lol poop Bambi: what of princep, and what of princep (stated as Star Trek orig series And What of Lazarus) Bambi: hey porgie 110thTweeny: Only in the UK, E ;-) cease: isnt he dead yet? Hemlock Stones: you can listen to it or download it here Bambi Hemlock Stones:http://otwradio.blogspot.com/ principalpoop: kali lee, kali lee, kali cahhh, song from originial star trek series Honey Sanchez: hijola!! Catherwood, please pour me a shot of tequila ||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez a shot of tequila. Bambi: Stones, thanks for the email on the stanus crapola 110thTweeny: Not until Dendron gets rid of their tin-can phone system, Stones... Merlyn: gimmie a shot of the brooklyn bridge, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn a shot of the brooklyn bridge. 110thTweeny: I'll take a double barrel... Bambi: delaware or nevada maybe lol Dexter Fong: Catherwood, pour me a concrete basement floor ||||||||| Catherwood gets Dexter Fong a concrete basement floor. principalpoop: stanus crapola, a movie director right? Honey Sanchez: heavy drinking tonight i see, dex Merlyn: catherwood, tell me about your recent hernia ||||||||| Catherwood tells Merlyn about your recent hernia. 110thTweeny: Are you aware of Nevada? 110thTweeny: Del is... Hemlock Stones: Ouch ! catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Hemlock Stones and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Hemlock Stones: post op types are just so touchy Elayne: Must go, too tired to see. Dexter Fong: Honey: YOu see? You some kinda phscic hic hic ||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:33 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Bambi: thanks Stones will check it out later from the cheese log :-) principalpoop: night E ||||||||| BobDCaterino sashays in at 9:33 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. principalpoop: i was trying to figure out if I am aware of Nevada, I thought so, but now I am not sure Hemlock Stones: Hey Bob 110thTweeny: Best to you and your calcium deposits, Stones... Honey Sanchez: happy new year bob i haven't seen you since last year!!! 110thTweeny: Hello... Bob.... Hemlock Stones: kind of you to say that sir Tween Dexter Fong: Another Knocker knocker cease: el left? BobDCaterino: Hey gang, hope all is well principalpoop: yes bob HNY Dexter Fong: Yeah Cat Bambi: night E! Bambi: hey BobDC Hemlock Stones: i have nicer tits though Dexter cease: that was quick principalpoop: lots of knockers this year Honey Sanchez: shush!!! stones cease: hi bob Honey Sanchez: i hear it is the year of the knocker, poop Dexter Fong: Hemlock, my dear lad..I hadn't asked, but it is nice to know...(let me write that down) principalpoop: a waiting room full of boobs 110thTweeny: Bob is in DC? I thought Nancy Pelosi handled herself quite well today. Almost a state of the union address... Bambi: there's your other knocker Honey ... grab it quick! cease: better than the year of the knocked out Hemlock Stones: you can see them here Dex Hemlock Stones:http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/b/bluetit/index.asp 110thTweeny: Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya Honey Sanchez: a nice bird site if i do say so myself principalpoop: ahht tits breeding hehe BobDCaterino: Hi Cease, Honey,Pooper and ............................Bambi and ... 110thTweeny: You've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher... Merlyn: how can I miss him if he won't go away? Hemlock Stones: hasnt everyone Tween ? 110thTweeny: lol principalpoop: mao had nice gams I heard principalpoop: castro too, but hairy Honey Sanchez: short but shweet, poop cease: what is the nick danger where nick goes on about gams 110thTweeny: Contractual Obligation Album cease: on and on Hemlock Stones: over here its usually the Liberals who wear the fishnet stockings, cant remember what the women wear though cease: might have been that radio series of shorts 110thTweeny: flapping your gams again, cease? Honey Sanchez: boxers or briefs? principalpoop: you have legs all the way up to your ahh, bottom? 110thTweeny: LOL Stones BobDCaterino: Her beautiful gams pinioned under the couch? Honey Sanchez: sensible brown shoes, stones Hemlock Stones: (lifts couch to get a better look ) BobDCaterino: I will be brief, Ali was good in his day. principalpoop: watch your back and clavicle stones Hemlock Stones: currently talking about Ali on BBC world service Bob 110thTweeny: We use air vents for that in America, Stones... Bambi: short shorts? ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| porgie - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... BobDCaterino: <--hasn't owened underwear since 68 principalpoop: poor porgie Hemlock Stones: hi Porgie 110thTweeny: Isn't that JS Bach? The well-tuned clavicle? principalpoop: wrong chat Bob 110thTweeny: Ah, well, it's been nice Bob lol BobDCaterino: eeewwww Hemlock Stones: i suppose you have to rent it Bob Bambi: under the couch? might feel better than a mamogram lol Honey Sanchez: i remember you now bob the laundrymat bandit !!!! principalpoop: you are thinking of chicklets, good gams
Honey Sanchez gasps in suprise BobDCaterino: damn your good 110thTweeny: Bob uses the rent-to-own plan... Honey Sanchez: ouch!! bambi BobDCaterino: Rent it was in the tip of my fingers principalpoop: ahh, clem is in Honey Sanchez: lol Hemlock Stones: we have a share scheme over here but naturally theres isnt much room 110thTweeny: Hey Clem. Hope you're feeling up to par :-) principalpoop: glad you are feeling better ahhh, clem Mudhead: YaY for ah,clems immune system BobDCaterino: ahclem is fading fast Hemlock Stones: (lifts Par to compare it with Clem, Clem wins by an inch or so ah,clem: ... 110thTweeny: Nice clip, Clem :-) cease: ah this is the april fools thing cease: i have this 110thTweeny: Yeah, the NPR bits were also underappreciated... principalpoop: hehe he said ewoks hehe Dexter Fong: whoa ...dangerously grey Bambi: nice that Clem is feeling better more than not now :-) cease: yes they improve with more hearings. last week, right? 110thTweeny: The 100th Congress convened today, for those of you who don't follow politics... Mudhead: You forgot me 110thTweeny: Oops 110th BobDCaterino: Thats why Firesign fans are fine tuned. Average can't appreciate them, we are the chosed ones. principalpoop: who is feeling who in the control room bambi? Mudhead: *sigh* Hemlock Stones: whatever it was you had Clem, i think i have had it for the last five days, made me feel like shit but when i tried some, my appetite had gone 110thTweeny: Awwww, it's paisley.... cease: better chosed than closed Mudhead: Now, Im crushed BobDCaterino: I am not a follower Bambi: Clem is lucky to remember what he played last week at all ... he was so far under the weather, he was drowning in it principalpoop: i thought he said mudhead 110thTweeny: Cybercontagions... Dexter Fong: Pull yourself together Mud
Bambi will never tell ... it's a secret 110thTweeny: Lead... but don't lead me.... cease: good to see clem recovering Mudhead: *sniff* cease: lead? is that still in gas? principalpoop: hehe bambi hehe principalpoop: give me a whiff too mud Dexter Fong: Someone doing Peruvian Cocoa Powder here? 110thTweeny: Clem still sounds like he'd rather be in Philadelphia BobDCaterino: dont mind me I am so damn tired I am typing in my sleep. Feeble mind opening his mouth and Hemlock Stones: i think Dexter thinks your a pair of curtains Mud Mudhead: I like the sugar in the bottom myself cease: corn and volcano butter for me BobDCaterino: I just had the last in this tin can principalpoop: wrong chat mudhead Honey Sanchez: Catherwood, another shot of tequila and some castanets, please ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Did you need me?" Hemlock Stones: he would soon change his mind if he went there surely Tween principalpoop: i don't mind anybody bob 110thTweeny: I suggest an afternoon of firewood chopping Hemlock Stones: start with some whittling and work your way up Clem principalpoop: castanets? i prefer cashews Bambi: well, it's all relative Tween .. .when you feel as bad as Clem was feeling before ... you know the old saying, how we lower our sights ;-) BobDCaterino: Miss Shanchez must be a hopttie for Catherwood to rush to her side like that ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to BobDCaterino and inquires "Would you like something?" Hemlock Stones: gesundheit Poop 110thTweeny: Geshundheit! principalpoop: lol Honey Sanchez: Catherwood, please bring me another shot of tequila and some castanets ||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez another shot of tequila and some castanets. Dexter Fong: Give a man a fish, he can eat for one day...teach him to castanet and he'll dance all night principalpoop: i thought maybe 1, but 2? lol BobDCaterino: wow I am hot also 110thTweeny: E=MClem squared? Bambi: sorry to hear you are suffering with the bad weather ... nothing worse than feeling ill Hemlock Stones: i can see you have been around Dexter 110thTweeny: And welcome to the steaming naked FST geezer chat room lol BobDCaterino: Catherwood, bring me the bottle of tequilla and the cast of thousands ||||||||| Catherwood gets BobDCaterino the bottle of tequilla and the cast of thousands. Hemlock Stones: pour me another castenet please HOney 110thTweeny: lol Dex principalpoop: dexter is even allowed to cross the street and go around the block alone Dexter Fong: Stones I've been to a few of those horsie things...rodio's?
Honey Sanchez pours stones another castanet BobDCaterino: I am not Honey Sanchez: cheers! Hemlock Stones: why Poop, i thought his dumpster was on this side of the street ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:51 PM, dragging porgie by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" porgie: been lurking cease: porge Honey Sanchez: welcome back, porgie Dexter Fong: Porgie cease: are you good with the servants? 110thTweeny: Porgie... Tirebiter... principalpoop: no vouchers allowed
Honey Sanchez thinks lurking is in fashion tonight 110thTweeny: only the savants, cease principalpoop: where is your dumpster fong? Bambi: wb porgie ... glad you picked yourself up off the cutting room floor and found your way back Dexter Fong: Poop: Parked in the sanitary landfill parking lot BobDCaterino: Porgie, are you a student like me? principalpoop: which side of the street? 110thTweeny: And speaking of wayback, sure hope Moose feels better soon :-) Dexter Fong: Poop: There are no streets...Park and Lock etc... Hemlock Stones: that explains it Dexter, when you go out to move the car you are in fact vacating the dumpster whilst they empty it Bambi: yes, that too Tween :-) Honey Sanchez: at least dexters dumpster is in a better neighborhood porgie: Like you? Dexter Fong: Stones...well maybe...sounds like to much work to me though Hemlock Stones: some of my best friends live in Dumpsters, being a Freegan is a tough life cease: whre there's smoke, there's Work BobDCaterino: ahh just a student like me. 110thTweeny: We're US Plus... we own your dumpster cease: and vice versa Dexter Fong: where there's smoke, there's a volcano Honey Sanchez: lol tween Hemlock Stones: or maybe the kids set light to the dumpster again 110thTweeny: only in Jamaica, cease principalpoop: hehe he said vice hehe cease: i finally found out what to do with the volcanic ash, dex BobDCaterino: where theres smoke theirs me. Hemlock Stones: calm down Poop, its only a reference Dexter Fong: Good for the garden? Honey Sanchez: where there's smoke, there's a bong dex BobDCaterino: theres even principalpoop: i like vice, and vices like me cease: made butter, put on corn Bambi: well, as long as it's a new or at least clean dumpster, might be better made then some places folks on this planet live Dexter Fong: A set of bongs and a castanet chorus...That's South of the Border Heaven Hemlock Stones: i will vouch for that Poop, only the other day these two feds came round asking questions 110thTweeny: Now we can make tortillas! Honey Sanchez: so true, bambi cease: hjigh on the volcano buttered corn is a literal statement principalpoop: no, I put butter on corn BobDCaterino: I used to have a bong, a hooka, a well my wife gave them away and I started going sane again principalpoop: sanity is over-rated 110thTweeny: Bambi gets in her UN mode... cease: as did i about 500 Hemlock Stones: i tried being sane for a while Bob but it made me stand out too much and i began to get paranoid 110thTweeny: And, of course, she's absolutely correct :-( porgie: tacos Dexter Fong: Bob: How'd your wife give away the well? Honey Sanchez: mmmmmm tacos principalpoop: ok ok, I will start cleaning up the house tomorrow, geesh Hemlock Stones: i told you before Honey, dont eat with your feet cease: wow, we're having tours of destruction in stanley park 110thTweeny: Cat's playing in his literal box again cease: honey feet? is mel gibson drunk again? cease: nok,m thne volcano butter corn thing is tech talk, only for a different group of people 110thTweeny: I though Vancouver had slipped into the ocean by now ;-) 110thTweeny: thought Hemlock Stones: dont you mean Hoped, Tween ? cease: reading the ttanscripts, all this ref to computer systems and such i had no idea what they referred to, without deduction principalpoop: threw and through cease: no, we';ll allways be here 110thTweeny: No storms of locusts yet, cease? cease: unless the ocean slips into us BobDCaterino: the dirty dog just isn't the same, Now singing in my shower sounds like freaking Burl ives principalpoop: i had a goat cease: sharp cold wind today, but not blowing down any trees. yet Honey Sanchez: imagines bobd singing a little bitty tear in the shower Hemlock Stones: Freaking Burl Ives, wasnt he with the Animals ? cease: worst weather since i got here in 72 ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. 110thTweeny: Pay no attention to the iceburgs roaming around Victoria Island lol BobDCaterino: Um, "A Childs Garden of Grass" Peter Bergman? throw me a bone here. Dexter Fong: Don't lick the yellow icebergs cease: what of that, bob? yeah it was peter in the shower cease: the dirty dog principalpoop: who was with the animals? cease: hopefully, clean now 110thTweeny: Not one of their best works Bob, but funny none the less... Dexter Fong: at least wet BobDCaterino: yeah wearing my underwear. Honey Sanchez: i live in the desert in new mexico and we got over 20 inches of snow last weekend the most snow on record for december and all in one weekend principalpoop: eric somebody principalpoop: hehe eric hehe cease: the ratio of funny to nonfunny in their vast catalogue is very high BobDCaterino: and true 110thTweeny: Apparently, a hunk the size of Manhattan came loose from the Arctic recently. Not good... Hemlock Stones: luxury Honey Dexter Fong: Honey: Adn here in NYC first snowless Decmber in 130 years principalpoop: wow honey, unseasonably warm here, thanks for taking our winter Honey Sanchez: a hunk a hunka melting ice 110thTweeny: Ah, the underwear head tax in Barbaria is 50,000 kahrooms... BobDCaterino: I sold my clothes and bought shorts and tank tops. where is this global warming they promised me??? Honey Sanchez: gee you're welcome poop Dexter Fong: Tween: What about the overhead...we have to pay the overheadd Merlyn: think of the manhattan you could make with a piece of ice the size of manhattan BobDCaterino: I also used to do Kahrooms too back in the day Honey Sanchez: wowie! cease: honey have you heard ossman's play, new mexian overddrive? i think lodestone is seling it Merlyn: life-size principalpoop: maybe I am old fashioned or maybe I just want an old fashion Hemlock Stones: i just bought a tank and went down Walmart and they gave me clothes without a fight 110thTweeny: There's no overhead here at Ralph Spoilsport's new and used body parts... Honey Sanchez: i will have to look furthur into that, cease thanks Bambi: and we had a cooler December than January so far ... 70s this week in January ... hoping this is just one of those cyclic weather things that happen at times 110thTweeny: Why, manhattan could be transferred to the arctic! Hemlock Stones: yes Bambi, every two weeks ! principalpoop: you got tanked and went to walmart stones Merlyn: swimming weather here in MN
Bambi ok, ok ... one can hope, can't we ;-) Honey Sanchez: stones does that every wednesday night, poop BobDCaterino: Well some people are colder in Manhattan Hemlock Stones: no it was a genuine Bradley, i dont go for this own brand tanks business 110thTweeny: Abrams or Patton? Dexter Fong: And some are bolder 110thTweeny: Love the Mahattan Transfer. Great vocal group. BobDCaterino: And some even have hats on principalpoop: milton? BobDCaterino: some men that is 110thTweeny: Manhattan even porgie: . Bambi: well, Clem generally says every day that's over freezing is one less day of winter ... course if it's warmer than usual for too long, the bad germs won't die like they normally do and that could be a problem BobDCaterino: I love the lava jive, 110thTweeny: We - Are - Devo principalpoop: girlcappen cease: we were lucky not to lose power in recent storm. our luck wont last Dexter Fong: And thousands of brown shoes...more brown shoes than *I'd* aver seen cease: and each with its own phone BobDCaterino: Devo? what was that all about, they only had twelve minutes of fame. Dexter Fong: all ringing at once 110thTweeny: Brown Shoes... just like I knew you would... ||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 10:08 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger. Hemlock Stones: i need to download a new ringtone for my shoes, they are so down at heel Honey Sanchez: hey hello bubba Bubba's Brain: Howdy all... Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba 110thTweeny: Hey Hoosierman :-) cease: and speaking of stuff you can order from Lodestone principalpoop: Hi BB HNY Bambi: in his Buster Browns? BobDCaterino: Im stepping out these old brown shoes Bubba's Brain: Chapeau Manger....? Is that new Merl? Bambi: hey Bubba Merlyn: not really Hemlock Stones: (goes to aks Nino where he is ) Dexter Fong: Bubba..loks like Merlyn changes a few of Cather's announcement Merlyn: I put in a lot of alternate ways to say the same thing in the scripts Bubba's Brain: cool 110thTweeny: My favorite bartender for Firesign creme sodas. Just got What This Country Needs. Freakin' hilarious. ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mudhead - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: Night Mudhead 110thTweeny: A bit of TV or not TV live in concert. BobDCaterino: You can hear me yelling throughout. Oh! and well, No one else got some of that. Live at the bottom Line Bambi: sleep well Mudhead 110thTweeny: I prefer the Cellar Door in DC ;-) BobDCaterino: Im sorry for not making any CENTS. My brain is not the boss tonight. Dexter Fong: Bob: You and I must have crossed paths there then, I never missed a BL appearence by P&B 110thTweeny: Two flying saucers just landed on Bob's plate... Dexter Fong: And the annual New Years shows by the Turtles principalpoop: aliens BobDCaterino: Loeb University Merlyn: they're over O'Hare now! BobDCaterino: almost got bounced for taking flash pics principalpoop: ahhh eric burden and the turtles, not the animals 110thTweeny: Flo and Eddie? Dexter Fong: Leopold Stockowski ||||||||| At 10:12 PM, Hemlock Stones hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." 110thTweeny: Lisa Loeb University lol ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Hemlock Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes Bambi: batteries not included... principalpoop: wb stones principalpoop: oops nancy Honey Sanchez: wb ahem nancy Dexter Fong: Stones, you look thoroughly qunched BobDCaterino: Bambi, feeling god I hope? Hemlock Stones: thanks poop, AOHell as usual Dexter Fong: quenched Bambi: welcome back Stones cease: anyone heard the firesign interview with flo and eddie? cease: has ah clem played that? 110thTweeny: Catherwood needs a revolving door. ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear 110thTweeny BobDCaterino: Yeah, keep rolling stones, your only a shot away 110thTweeny: Or a copy of Revolver... cease: feeling god? i leave that to others Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give 110thTweeny a Revolver ||||||||| Catherwood gives 110thtweeny a revolver. Bambi: love flo and eddie, previously known as The Turtles (another reason to be upset with the Labels) 110thTweeny: Domine domine domine, you're all Fireheads now... principalpoop: no, put down that pickle Bambi: and no I haven't heard it Cat ... I would love to hear that ... is it on the net? 110thTweeny: And Zappa's band, if I recall correctly Bambi. BobDCaterino: What was their real names before they were taken away by the label? Hemlock Stones: Bambi, when they played Manchester the whole house sang along with them to Happy Together principalpoop: oh, domino cease: i'll send it to you and clem Bambi: Zappa's too? Grrrrrr.... Dexter Fong: Well Bambi, yhing is Flo and Eddie aka The Flourescent Leech and Eddy were characters that the two leaders of the Turtles conconcted BobDCaterino: I praise Domino's Bambi: yes, because they could no longer be The Turtles .... cease: that isn't pizza. it's the word pizza written on a piece of cardboard Hemlock Stones: i think it was zappas best tour porgie: This is some oof the best FST principalpoop: I am thinking of a band, guess who 110thTweeny: Talented folks. Remember Happy Together from when people were referring to us as teeny-boppers lol cease: roll me over, julliet Bubba's Brain: BRB Dexter Fong: Poop: Yes? cease: yes one of my fave principalpoop: you cannot prove I bopped her 110thTweeny: Turtles members in Zappas band, that is, Bambi. Flo & Eddie. Hemlock Stones: surely Tweeny Bopper, Tween principalpoop: who? fong Honey Sanchez: who? Bambi: yes, that's a good band too princep ;-) Dexter Fong: I loved that song Eleanor, Rim me BobDCaterino: Howard Kaylan ("Eddie") and Mark Volman ("Flo" aka "Phlorescent Leech") porgie: Rink me Bambi: ah, ok Tween LOL principalpoop: the band? 110thTweeny: In fact, I believe I have a live recording of Zappa where they broke into Happy Together. Dexter Fong: Poop: The band? Honey Sanchez: take a load off, fannie Honey Sanchez: i do too tweeny 110thTweeny: As a joke, of course... principalpoop: strawberry alarmclock? BobDCaterino: Elenore Rigby do me well your my pride and joy ect 110thTweeny: lol Honey BobDCaterino: etc? principalpoop: lol honey
Dexter Fong notices Bobd's continental spelling of (P)lourescent cease: frank n' stones. gone. its monstrous cease: a kind of python gag, only better BobDCaterino: Thank good for cut N past principalpoop: humbleburt pimpledick BobDCaterino: Perry Combover principalpoop: lol bob 110thTweeny: Abbie Normal? (I buried Saul...) Honey Sanchez: lol tweeny principalpoop: Norman Normal cease: turn out is light tonight. everyone on unvacation? BobDCaterino: Perry Coma? Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah Dexter Fong: light that is principalpoop: still hung over, ala saddam Hemlock Stones: Perry is not alone in his coma Bob Honey Sanchez: ooooooooooooh poop shame shame 110thTweeny: Still trying to figure out what year it is, cease ;-) Hemlock Stones: When they finally hang Blair i want to be there with a cell phone cam Honey Sanchez: i just got the hang of writing 2006, tween principalpoop: i don't write the news 110thTweeny: The Gov of TX? Rick "Goodhair" Perry? A coma would be welcome lol BobDCaterino: I think we were all roped into watching the sadam thingy, ||||||||| boney sashays in at 10:22 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. BobDCaterino: His Uncle Toonoose took the pics principalpoop: that is noose to me bob
Dexter Fong proudly announces "I've never watched it" Bambi: thought you got a new Gov Tween? Bambi: hey Boney principalpoop: boney has a knocker too Hemlock Stones: true Bob, considering how appalling it was supposed to be, the media took every opportunity to keep showing it Honey Sanchez: hi boney Dexter Fong: Hiya Boney Honey Sanchez: me neither, dex 110thTweeny: I didn't. We've all sufffered enough from the machinations of the Bushes and brutal dictators. Bambi: uh, oh ... that makes three tonight? Better run Honey lol BobDCaterino: I didn't watch it but only on the web one time principalpoop: where wil you put the extra one honey? 110thTweeny: No such luck, Bambi. The Dems did take Tom Delay's seat though hehehehe BobDCaterino: Hey, I love Bushes beans Dexter Fong: BobD: Only a little pregnant, hmmm? boney: Blair's British Airways 747 overshoots the runway in Miami: "Flying that plane, high on cocaine" Honey Sanchez: im not intimidated, bambi i never run from knockers cease: hi boney Hemlock Stones: amazing how they managed to convert SAdam the mad dictator to St Sadam the Martyr overnight BobDCaterino: Yeah, He is only a little dead 110thTweeny: Sorry, wrong chat lol principalpoop: lol Bambi: yeah, well they were careful not to show the horror of those who were executed by others ... Bambi: lol Honey BobDCaterino: watch this hand as I mislead you down the path of magic Hemlock Stones: true Bambi, i didnt see a single British or American bomber cease: visiting my father today, news on tv. he commented that "they hung that guy" Dexter Fong: Al Jezira: We'll be there when they hang them BobDCaterino: Ask me what I meant by that? go ahead ask me? cease: a large act of concsiousness for him Hemlock Stones: Al really gets around these days Fong
Honey Sanchez watches bobs hand 110thTweeny: Iraq was artificially made from three different peoples. I'm afraid it isn't going to last and there's very little we can do about it, even with 20,000 more troops. principalpoop: give them a light, and they will follow it anywhere Bambi: or those hostages being beheaded either cease: normallly whatver's on tv is just pretty colours 110thTweeny: An on a brighter note, Britney Spears has a new boyfriend! Hemlock Stones: BBC tonight said it might be as many as 35'000 more troops BobDCaterino: WHERE THE HELL OR WHAT HAPPENED TO FREAKING OWL SAMA Dexter Fong: Stones, but still no knickers, thankfully 110thTweeny: We don't spend much time on that anymore, Bob... Honey Sanchez: lol dex Bambi: right Tween ... incongruity in the news is staggering... Hemlock Stones: you must have xray vision Fong cease: anothre great beatle ref 110thTweeny: We need to get those evildoers in Iran. Bambi: thanks Clem :-) Dexter Fong: OWL SAMA'S ARE NO A PROTECTED SPECIES Dexter Fong: OR NOW
Honey Sanchez staggers to the bar Catherwood please pour me another shot ||||||||| Catherwood brings Honey Sanchez another shot. Hemlock Stones: i tried one of them at Subway Fong principalpoop: thank you ahhh, clem 110thTweeny: Clem, rest up :-) Dexter Fong: Night Clem Dexter Fong: And glad you Dexter Fong: e feeling better cease: clem Hemlock Stones: thanks again Clem see you next week Honey Sanchez: thanks clem, feel better goodnight =) cease: keep on clemming 110thTweeny: May much herbal tea flow at your abode... principalpoop: toad away Bambi: ...the war that never ends... Dexter Fong: Guess that's my cue...off to park the car Hemlock Stones: Amen Bambi 110thTweeny: Welcome back my friens to the war that never ends... 110thTweeny: friends Hemlock Stones: dont you mean Dumpster, Dexter Honey Sanchez: trashtruck getting close now, dex? 110thTweeny: May Rita be nice to you, Dex... Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez giggles principalpoop: longer than wwii and we trained 14 million to fight that, why haven't we trained the iraqis yet? to replace our 200,00? Merlyn: he's AFK principalpoop: hail rita Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double, scotch that, a triple toasted almond ||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double scotch that a triple toasted almond. principalpoop: 200,000 Merlyn: maybe he's ambidumperous ah,clem: thanks, everybody Honey Sanchez: lol merlyn yeah 110thTweeny: The worst mistake we made was disbanding the Iraqi Army, P. We should have just removed the leadership. principalpoop: thank you, keep healing ahh, clem Bambi: lol principalpoop: yes tween, not smart Bambi: lol Bambi: night Dex Bambi: sleep well principalpoop: hail keepers of the root, have a super week Merlyn: put bees in the head of the iraqi army? Honey Sanchez: and a super week to all! principalpoop: nancy pelosi is a babe grandmother or great-grandmother ah,clem: good night all and be well cease: b minuses 110thTweeny: And spiders, if possible lol ||||||||| "10:33 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes. Merlyn: that reminds me, I have some start-of-year stuff to do on the website Bambi: you too princep Honey Sanchez: a gmilf?? oh my, poop!! 110thTweeny: It's going to end up like Nam... principalpoop: do they have bees in iraq? that is the problem, in their bonnets or those things they wear Honey Sanchez: bees in the burkha 110thTweeny: Lots of ginseng tea, Clem... principalpoop: gesundheit honey ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Robert D Caterino', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:34 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Bambi: super week to Honey, Stones, Cat, Merlyn, princep, Tween, BobDC, boney, porgie, Bubba and Mudhead (who already left) Merlyn: them african killer bees cease: you too principalpoop: what is a bernoose then? 110thTweeny: Hello... Robert... Bambi: missed Bees'n'Spiders tonight ... hope all is well Fred Robert D Caterino: wow I typed in something about bush and got booted. Honey Sanchez: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm principalpoop: good evening robert. 110thTweeny: Thanks Bambi... best to you both cease: if only boney:http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=166450&Sn=WORL&IssueID=29291 Bambi: and super week to Clem too :-) Merlyn: the anti-bush trap works! Robert D Caterino: Now can't sign in with Bob. freaking me out Honey Sanchez: lol you are now being monitored by the boys in reston, bob principalpoop: england does not have a UK-1 airplane for him to use? Robert D Caterino: So you all wished me a happy new year and I never said it back. I am so sorry and wish it to all now Bambi: it didn't give you the opportunity to login anyway when the name was taken? Bambi: usually does 110thTweeny: I vote Bush "Gardener Of Crawford" lol Honey Sanchez: ty bob Hemlock Stones: we usually just rent one PP 110thTweeny: They never rest in Reston principalpoop: too late robert, you had your chance and blew it boney: No, it's British Airways for the PM... Maybe it should have been an Airbus Robert D Caterino: I know, now we all are doomed Hemlock Stones: a pity it wasnt Concorde principalpoop: ahh ok holmes, I thought it might still be under inspection at heathrow 110thTweeny: And I'm going back the shadows again myself. Happy and peaceful New Year, all... Honey Sanchez: i wish the concorde was still in operation, actually ||||||||| At 10:37 PM, 110thTweeny dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Robert D Caterino: I heard the concord was just a rude plain, jet whatever and it smells too Bambi: sleep well Tween boney: then I could say "I think they're all bozos on that Airbus" principalpoop: concordes were cool principalpoop: what did tween say about B? Hemlock Stones: interestingly PP you can now get round the security by hiring a new firm to check it all out for you and speed you through, for a fat fee of course cease: did you fly in one? Honey Sanchez: and FAST too, poop principalpoop: gosh, I am surprised stones lol boney: I flew on an Airbus and SAW a Concorde at Charles DeGaulle airport Honey Sanchez: a fat fee??? is poop portly??? Hemlock Stones: lol thought you would be PP principalpoop: i saw one once, at dulles, cool planes Robert D Caterino: I heard the Concorde was so fast they only showed Shorts on the plain. (There he goes back on the shorts again) principalpoop: how is an airbus, that is cool too Bambi: Bozos, clear as the nose on your face... cease: there is a line in that flow an eddie mothers thing, im coming over shortly, because i am a portly Honey Sanchez: the stewardess wore shorts, bobd ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| BobDCaterino - dead from The Plague ||||||||| porgie - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... principalpoop: eddie mother or eddy lizard? Robert D Caterino: Midgets? Hemlock Stones: and i heard the real reason over here was that due to oil shortage and a big fire at Bunsfield we didnt have enough to service all the planes, so it was a voncenient way of dumping some flights principalpoop: oh le plague Robert D Caterino: Look, I am dead, just like rococco Bambi: lol
Honey Sanchez like an old hippie lines up to see the dead Robert D Caterino: I have been crushed under that car boney: Real Life intrudes... Adios Robert D Caterino: I mean under that plague Hemlock Stones: see ya Boney principalpoop: boxers or briefs on the stewardishes honey? Honey Sanchez: nite boney Honey Sanchez: happy new year boney: Nite principalpoop: good luck boney, HNY ||||||||| boney is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:42 PM. Bambi: sleep well everyone! hope to see you Saturday evening for the shows: http://www.cniradio.com Honey Sanchez: well depended on if ali and forman were on the flight, poop principalpoop: any good restaurants in bunsfield stones? principalpoop: Kiss sweet bambi cease: boney Hemlock Stones: alas, not since the explosion PP Honey Sanchez: nite nite bambi Robert D Caterino: I avoid cleches like the plegue principalpoop: oops, that is not good, I like buns Hemlock Stones: oil companies have still not paid any compensation Robert D Caterino: Bambi be well cease: bobu crechette, you dropped your kid principalpoop: ahh bobo, how is he? cease: stones: the headline will have to be Oil Cos. Pay
Bambi waves and says, until we meet again ... same bat time, same bat channel principalpoop: nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nah batman Hemlock Stones: dammit, only just got rid of last weeks bats Honey Sanchez: bits and bats principalpoop: that is not cricket stones Robert D Caterino: I didn't know Robert Altman died, He was like 90? No wonder he made Popeye, he was senile principalpoop: tits and tats and bits and bats, and kits and cats
Honey Sanchez laughs cease: no he wasnt. i just saw him in new flick The American Ruling Class Robert D Caterino: you all know my spellin suxs right? Spel cheque needed here cease: in his 80s, younger than my parents cease: of course, thats not saying much cease: me? spell? principalpoop: he had the heart of a 20 year old, seriously cease: 4 at least Robert D Caterino: I have a recylced joke for you before I leave principalpoop: that was horrible, I take that back
Honey Sanchez ponders transracial fostering....... Hemlock Stones: 20 year olds, oftent take themselves too seriously Robert D Caterino: a man jumped to his death, he jumped out of his apartment on the thirteenth floor. principalpoop: i had fun in my 20s oh wheeeee Robert D Caterino: His wife asked WHY, OH WHY? principalpoop: that is not funny robert principalpoop: oops ok Robert D Caterino: The neighbor yelled out, some people just arent supersticious cease: beter concept than joke. Robert D Caterino: oh, Im sorry ||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... principalpoop: ok, and moving right along, how about those north koreans cease: dont be sorry, be funnier Honey Sanchez: lol Robert D Caterino: Koreans? they tried to showboat but they bombed principalpoop: but seriously folks cease: some filddling with bambi's antlers? principalpoop: drum rimjob here cease: no sreious need apply Robert D Caterino: I was robbed, Bob is funnier Honey Sanchez: bob was a real goomba principalpoop: it was the delivery robert, you delivered a bad joke cease: Robin Bob Cat. 3-3-3 species in one Robert D Caterino: Yeah but it was overnighted principalpoop: take no heed, you never see me taking any heed ||||||||| Around 10:52 PM, Robert D Caterino walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'BobDCaterino', just granted probation at 10:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly. cease: jsut weed, poop Honey Sanchez: wb bob =) principalpoop: yah well BobDCaterino: Ok, I have my heeds to sow cease: the red red bobbin keeps BobDCaterino: rob rob robin along principalpoop: that is a tough row to hoe or a tough hoe to row cease: anyone who bobs in here has my attention BobDCaterino: row row row the how gently then you pay, .... BobDCaterino: hoe even cease: row row row your ho principalpoop: how about those bobbed cats, why do they to that to their tails BobDCaterino: yeah doesnt everyone cease: previous cat had a bobbed tale. i thought it was a birth defect cease: actually a japanese breed of cat BobDCaterino: I tease them then they can't do a thing with them their tails principalpoop: stones has bobbys in england cease: they're in Everybody's england principalpoop: it is a breed? I did not know that principalpoop: oops, I must change my jokes BobDCaterino: and I was there Honey Sanchez: they are called manx cats Hemlock Stones: our bobbies are just capitalist lickspittle principalpoop: ahhh cool cease: i must find a picture i took of ernie that shows her tail and post it. yes a breeed BobDCaterino: I used to watch manx, it was a cool show principalpoop: live and learn, wow cease: no this is a japanese brreed, not manx Honey Sanchez: your bobbie's are american, stones??????? principalpoop: lickspittle and boogers, I thought they were solictors cease: looked like she was carrying an @ sign on her ass Hemlock Stones:http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.manx-cats.com/pictures-images-photos/manx-cats-02.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.manx-cats.com/&h=163&w=180&sz=12&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=ASnowrCQMmVoHM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmanx%2Bcats%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN BobDCaterino: Bobbies on bicicles two by two principalpoop: the music was cool, oops, that was hawaii 5-0 Hemlock Stones: i claim my prize for tonights longest url PP Honey Sanchez: no more calls we have a winner! BobDCaterino: Wow stones well endowed URL there principalpoop: ok ok, yes yours is longer than mine, happy now? bitch Hemlock Stones: (blushes modesty ) Honey Sanchez: hehehehe principalpoop: that poor thing has no tail principalpoop: poor manx cease: no thats not the same breed as ernie. she had an @ sign BobDCaterino: Have to go the wife is huffing, she doesnt get the stooges either principalpoop: that is not bobbed, that is gone Hemlock Stones: the Isle of Man is a strange place, the flag has three legs on it BobDCaterino: that was not an @ sign, that was her A Honey Sanchez: awwwwwww g'nite bob have a great week, hello to the wifey :) principalpoop: doesn't get stooges? trade her in, unless she is wonderful in other ways Hemlock Stones:http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.1uptravel.com/flags/images/im-lgflag.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.1uptravel.com/flags/largeflags/isle-of-man.html&h=301&w=451&sz=7&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=-nyolB95IsdsVM:&tbnh=85&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Disle%2Bof%2Bman%2Bflag%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DX BobDCaterino: shhhhh Honey, she must never know about you girl. Hemlock Stones: wow, this viagra really works
Honey Sanchez is gobsmacked! principalpoop: the people of the isle of Man scare me holmes BobDCaterino: I dont use Viagra, I use Wagoner BobDCaterino: I get real natilie wood Honey Sanchez: lol bob to late the manx is outta the bag ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Hemlock Stones: but country and wester music wont save us Bob BobDCaterino: I am so tired principalpoop: can't swing that cat, it has no tail BobDCaterino: Beatles anyone? Hemlock Stones: i quit a few years back Bob principalpoop: baby, you can drive my car BobDCaterino: So did they cease: ernie could swing.
Honey Sanchez takes a roach cluster, thanks cease: used to climb trees with ease Merlyn: see you next week folks Hemlock Stones: i wish that was true in Maccas case BobDCaterino: You are a honey Sanchez cease: ok merl principalpoop: ahhh a real cats cat Hemlock Stones: take care Merlyn cease: happy year ||||||||| 11:02 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). principalpoop: night M, thanks again HNY Honey Sanchez: goodnight, merlyn stay well Hemlock Stones: i bet its cold up in the twin cities Honey Sanchez: its warmer there than here, stones BobDCaterino: To all my buds here in da room. Thanks for the fun and I hope all of you prosper in this a new year. principalpoop: i live in a twin cities area, salem and roanoke Hemlock Stones: rain and wind again here cease: flowers blooming in dc cease: its a new world principalpoop: same to you bob, and robert too Hemlock Stones: and same to you too Bob cease: and it aint gonna get older soon Honey Sanchez: you too, bob keep warm and dry adios till next we meet again Honey Sanchez: say goodnight to robert for me cease: indeed, bob. best of everything principalpoop: my neighbor has some crocus and flowers coming up, poor things are confused Hemlock Stones: and i bet the flowers are too Bob Honey Sanchez: no kidding, poop amazing! Hemlock Stones: i mean PP cease: the day of the triffids approaches BobDCaterino: I just took some sleep well and am drinking from a blig black blowl BobDCaterino: night all principalpoop: maybe I am contagious, I am certainly confused cease: dont blow that owl Hemlock Stones: your humour is very catching PP cease: its an oil company Dexter Fong: I'm big and black principalpoop: geshundheit holmes cease: ricky lee jones lyric Honey Sanchez: and proud, dex?? cease: sitting behind me at the pantages, hope he aint contagious, or whatever Dexter Fong: Honey: I try to assume a modest facade principalpoop: show off, throw a towell over it and wb fong cease: youre the Blig Man ||||||||| "11:07 PM? 11:07 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Tommy22 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Tommy22 enters and sits on the divan. Hemlock Stones: pantage ? is that a bulk measurment of boxer shorts cease: come to save us from the tedium of Blogs Dexter Fong: Hi 22 principalpoop: hello tommycatch22 Honey Sanchez: hello tommy cease: you have much to be modest about Hemlock Stones: hi there Dexter Fong: Cat: Modesty forbids.... cease: t-man Tommy22: Hi Honey Sanchez cease: sorry dex. just read twain bio. see my blog principalpoop: that would be a bevy I think stones principalpoop: I like bevys of things Dexter Fong: Cat: No need for sorry Hemlock Stones: i use a speedometer Dexter Fong: Wow Big glitch Hemlock Stones: have you been on the bevvy again PP ? cease: this is my 2nd twain bio but i'd forgotten that line. it probably made hal holbrook's career principalpoop: i use an odometer, or oldometer, odormeter Honey Sanchez: pedometer? Hemlock Stones: and then you take an average ? principalpoop: yes, she was in rare holiday form that bevvy cease: when did the first holbrook album or pbs show happen? mid 60s? Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bevvy's for all ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..." principalpoop: you cannot prove that honey cease: keep those odors meters away
Honey Sanchez laughs cease: what's up, tommy? principalpoop: those were super shows Honey Sanchez: i have the negatives, poop! Hemlock Stones: put the money in the usual hollow tree Poop Tommy22: so what are you guys talking about principalpoop: impossible, I destroyed, I mean, can we talk in private honey? principalpoop: ok ok, I will cease: Would you like soup or show? Hemlock Stones: suggestions on a post card please Honey Sanchez: lol no do as stones tells you poop and no one will be exp i mean hurt principalpoop: hey, yah, what are we talking about? Dexter Fong: Tommy: Are ramblings are inspired by the Firesign Theater principalpoop: in the tree it goes, but let me have to look at, please? Dexter Fong: I'm talking about a mile a inute Hemlock Stones: well its a long story Tommy, every week we meet here and try to work it out, been meeting for several years but still no result cease: the mark twain of our era principalpoop: 1 cease: do you know their work, tommy? Tommy22: My dad listened to them and I still have a casette Honey Sanchez: very cool, tommy cease: anytihing you liked? Dexter Fong: A cassette, ah the golden years principalpoop: I personally am attempting to understand how I can be in two places when I am not anywhere at all cease: perogie tirebiter, he's a spy and a girl delighter Tommy22: Funny, but the girls sound funny not ha ha funy though. principalpoop: all aliens must register Honey Sanchez: i have never been able to figure that out either, poop Dexter Fong: Perogi Tirebiter, that's Porge Russian Cousin Hemlock Stones: transvestites are like that Tommy cease: anything you remember? Honey Sanchez: i know juicy and ethyl sounded strange cease: yeah a lot of firesign humour is about how funny different words sound principalpoop: nancy had a pretty voice cease: names and things Tommy22: I remember "But it's great shit ,Mrs Preskey." cease: thats what may have attracted them to each other. principalpoop: I mean bettyjoe Honey Sanchez: hilarious commercials Dexter Fong: Tommy: And it still is, lad,,,it still is cease: thats a good one to remember, tommy Hemlock Stones: we have another winner principalpoop: ahhhh Tommy22: Betty Joe? Hemlock Stones: ee, those were the days eh Fong ? Honey Sanchez: poop is always a bit obtuse principalpoop: mildred farmer? Dexter Fong: It was another dusty delta day Hemlock Stones: Susan Underhill ? Tommy22: Mildred Farmer? principalpoop: that is her! Tommy22: Susan Underhill? principalpoop: ahh you mean nancy Tommy22: Nancy I remember Honey Sanchez: everyone knew her as nancy Dexter Fong: Midred Farmer, that's Millie, she used to send us copies of her letters to other people Hemlock Stones: what a sap she had principalpoop: you can sit here in the waiting or wait here in the sitting room Honey Sanchez: her name was magill she called herself lil but everyone knew her as nancy Dexter Fong: I just want my own set of knockers Tommy22: ok I will be in the sitting room then principalpoop: nick was such a tool ||||||||| Tommy22 walks away to The Sitting Room. Honey Sanchez: no no sit here and wait Hemlock Stones: i can loan you some of my tits, Dexter Dexter Fong: Learn quick that one principalpoop: loool principalpoop: yes, no flies on him Dexter Fong: Stones, gimme two tits and i'll give you two willows principalpoop: come back dr tim principalpoop: tommy Honey Sanchez: i raise you two finches and call ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'MysteryChopper', just granted probation at 11:18 PM", then leaves hurriedly. cease: always welcome here, tommy Hemlock Stones: (hands Dexter a nice pair of tits ) now make sure you look after them
Dexter Fong throws a Condor on the table "All in??" cease: i would hope not, stones principalpoop: hello mysterychopper cease: its a mystery Honey Sanchez: is everybody in? the ceremony is about to begin Honey Sanchez: hi chopper MysteryChopper: Wow, we can talk dirty in here? Dexter Fong: Please sign in, MysteryChopper Dexter Fong: And show us some props ||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| BobDCaterino - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: its not a laundromat, chopper MysteryChopper: I heard the word tit and responded just like they do. principalpoop: 2 tits and a condor? I call, is my credit good? Honey Sanchez: it chops it blends but wait...there's more Hemlock Stones: lol Dexter Fong: Poop: Only you can answer that principalpoop: ok ok, I fold Honey Sanchez: how dare you ask that poop! you know how good your credit is! Hemlock Stones: well lets see, we sill have some blue tits, some long tailed tits and of course some really great tits Honey Sanchez: ahhhhh i love birdwatching :) MysteryChopper: I like to dance, da da da Hemlock Stones: am clean out of woodpeckers this week though, sorry principalpoop: gosh and I almost had royal flush too, but it went down the toilet Dexter Fong: Ah a SEA TYPE BIRD..looks like a Major Goon Honey Sanchez: awwwww better luck next time, poop MysteryChopper: I guess I am a bird watcher too because I love all the tits too cease: da da? first we take manhattan. then we take berlin's hat Hemlock Stones: rspb Dexter Fong: take home, cat Honey Sanchez: dadaism i love it principalpoop: da da da boom dee A cease: i suspect if there had been no dada, where would be no firesign Hemlock Stones: but which came first the dada or the egg ??
Dexter Fong in perfect reverse cannon chants "A eed moob ad ad ad" cease: yo mama Honey Sanchez: yolk yolk principalpoop: rspb? rspb? real stupid pox brain? righteous spiteful program bringer, rad spaz pickle brine? Hemlock Stones:http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/ Honey Sanchez: yes yes and yes cease: waiter, there's a marx brother in my soup Dexter Fong: Ah the Poopster is beginning to speak in toungues Hemlock Stones: save those brain cells Poop Honey Sanchez: praise dog ||||||||| Bambi enters at 11:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. principalpoop: animal crackers loop the loop cease: those arent tongues. he just really likes peppers Dexter Fong: Hello again Bambi
Honey Sanchez is dyslexic Hemlock Stones: bambi cannot sleep principalpoop: wb bambi principalpoop: i won't egg you on honey cease: saw a bit of night at the opera on turner the other day. still amazingliny fresh Dexter Fong: Honey: No worries mate, it doesn't show Bambi: forgot the header for CNI ;-) Honey Sanchez: how do you know, stones? Honey Sanchez: wb bambi Bambi: hello again cease: would offer you some volcano butter but i dont think it would slide that far Hemlock Stones: just a guess i guess Bambi: thanks principalpoop: she has the laptop in bed I bet, what are you wearing bambi? oops wrong cat principalpoop: chat cease: the bambino with the besto pesto Hemlock Stones: i thought i had put that cat out cease: in not a cat, i just play one in real life Dexter Fong: welcome to cat chat,,and now?? Bambi: lol MysteryChopper: La miel, usted me recuerda de una puesta del sol hermosa, siempre brillando. Honey Sanchez: orale! tu hablas espanol Hemlock Stones: all yours Honey MysteryChopper: si cease: sounds like spanish flys, humming and strumming Honey Sanchez: bats her eyelashes at mysterychopper
Dexter Fong waves, spontaneous translation Bambi: so you are recuperating from eating pasta with brillo? ;-) Honey Sanchez: lol bambi Hemlock Stones: brillo, always brillo principalpoop: oops the bats are at honeys again already MysteryChopper: sólo para usted hace oso hablar principalpoop: hehe he said hace hehe Dexter Fong: Only you Honey
Honey Sanchez blushes MysteryChopper: Ok, enough of the free on line translator ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and porgie plummets into the garden at 11:28 PM. cease: we need deputy dan to translate Dexter Fong: Thanks for the fish MysteryChopper: So cute, Honey and Bambi principalpoop: i used to smoke a lot of hace principalpoop: wb porgie MysteryChopper: The guys, well I don't know about guys Honey Sanchez: wb porgie cease: is it anything like hash?
Bambi smiles Hemlock Stones: hi again porgie principalpoop: I hope so cat lol Dexter Fong: Have=a some hace jefe Honey Sanchez: hasheesh, cease Bambi: hace ... wasn't that that 'very tiny guy' in Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom? Hemlock Stones: Sheesh Honey MysteryChopper: Hash tastes good camping but try to make it at home and it tastes like cat puke strained through a swollen sock Dexter Fong: Bambi that was hace pint MysteryChopper: Why is this so? principalpoop: fong, bi-lingual, and large wow MysteryChopper: Hace makes waiste Honey Sanchez: i thought it was that little tiny butch in the year of living dangerously cease: over the long history of our species, i think our current era of illegallity will be regarded as a strage blip in conciousness Bambi: everything tastes better in the great outdoors! Dexter Fong: Mystery: A mystery of the great outdoors Bambi: Clem and I go camping and marvel at that every time Honey Sanchez: ya chopper it tastes like spam Hemlock Stones: cat puke through a swollen sock, luxury ! Honey Sanchez: hahaha principalpoop: yes cease, they will scratch their heads looking at these years cease: ossman did this show called radio, any questions. Hemlock Stones: i really miss that home cooking Dexter Fong: Swollen puke through a cat sock cease: in it he quotres bergman as saying every radio show begins with a mystery Honey Sanchez: spam on a stick with green chile luxury MysteryChopper: How old are you guys? I am forty? principalpoop: we used to hope and dream for cat puke strained through a swollen sock Honey Sanchez: lol poop Hemlock Stones: we had it tough PP Dexter Fong: MC: Many of us are older =)) Honey Sanchez: have you been to yourkshire too?? Hemlock Stones: i am old enough to know better and too old to care cease: I was 16 when I first heard the Firesign on the radio in 1967. principalpoop: we used to eat warm dirt and we were happy to have it MysteryChopper: Older is wiser and older women are better to speak with. Dexter Fong: YOu had *warM8 dirt? Honey Sanchez: hey so was i cease we have a lot on common:) cease: now that's python, poop Hemlock Stones: i was 21 in 67 so you do the math principalpoop: yes cease: or earlier? Honey Sanchez: python poop??? Bambi: well, let's see, you are older than I feel and younger than I am Dexter Fong: 88? cease: when did you start doing radio, stones? principalpoop: that was good to eat too honey Bambi: lol Hemlock Stones: sorry Dexter, open the phone lines again please PP Honey Sanchez: heh cease: if i live to be as old as my parents, i wont be aware of it, i suspect cease: they arent principalpoop: what year is it? Dexter Fong: same time as last year..just add one (1) MysteryChopper: So 55 or 6 Honey, ooh la la still doing the lombada I take it, I am learning the lombago Honey Sanchez: now or then? Bambi: I think I have been holding at 28 for some time now MysteryChopper: now cease: goino on your third 28 yet? Hemlock Stones: my mother was 21 until the day she died Bambi principalpoop: that is no help, I did not know last year, the last year I remember started with 19 Honey Sanchez: now now or now? Dexter Fong: Bambi: YOu've been holding since 1928,,,whatta roofer cease: 80 in french is 4x20 cease: we can think in differnt ways Bambi: smart woman! MysteryChopper: Stop being mean to baambi cease: that must have confused the mortician principalpoop: i pulled my lombago, oops wrong chat Honey Sanchez: wow! now and how!! cease: guy lombago and his band of re-ouch Dexter Fong: MC: YOu've heard she likes it like that? Bambi: lol principalpoop: tits and bits and kits and brats and oops MysteryChopper: If you have to tell everyone you are a guy then something is up. Hemlock Stones: calm down Poop Honey Sanchez: that was soooo then, poop it's wow in the now, now
Dexter Fong sings "Tits and bits and kits got-a scurvy" principalpoop: throw a towel over it show off Hemlock Stones: if something is up does that mean the Battery is down Dex MysteryChopper: Like can you dig it Be now cease: lets hope not, chopper MysteryChopper: The Battery is down and the east side is up Dexter Fong: Stones..I'm plugges right into the source, the Zeppo tube..don't need no stinking battery principalpoop: i can dig it, groovy man, like ahh far out Bambi: well, age is in the eye of the beholder. there is a picture on the cheese log from most weeks previous to this one or here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lilbambi01/ (hope that's right ... should also be Root cat pictures as well as some desktop pics) Dexter Fong: fur suuure Hemlock Stones: v cool Dex can you run an extension line over here, power is low MysteryChopper: I knew an ec..tri..ci..n once Dexter Fong: Stones: YOu *know* power is everybodys business
Honey Sanchez is always waiting for the electrician Bambi: Clem and I both are on the cheese logs ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| porgie - dead from measles ||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... principalpoop: or somebody like him Honey Sanchez: wow a double case of the measles oh my! Dexter Fong: I was on the cheese logs but Reverend Punkabilly got me off Bambi: Honey needs some batteries ... can't count on that Electrician ;-) principalpoop: a plague of measles Honey Sanchez: i have rechargables, bambi ;) MysteryChopper: Wow, Bambi, I am beholding, I'm beholding. cease: im tyhring to keep my cat from not attacking my dog Bambi: good deal Honey! principalpoop: watt are we talking about? MysteryChopper: Make them cease. Bambi: lol MysteryChopper principalpoop: cough cat principalpoop: make the dog jump MysteryChopper: Honey and Bambi, I think Dexter Fong: Cat: Dress up like a giant mouse and sit on it Hemlock Stones: brb principalpoop: oki stones ||||||||| "11:42 PM? 11:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits in the comfy chair. MysteryChopper: Ut oh, Stones is on my trail again. principalpoop: get your tea, and a new crumpet for me Honey Sanchez: cease and desist principalpoop: ahhh HNY llan Bambi: hey llanwydd llanwydd: sorry I'm late cease: no poop then Icy needs to exit and Jazz the cat hisses and flails at him by the door Dexter Fong: Hey llan, very late tonight cease: i have to escort friege size dog in and out of the room Honey Sanchez: better late than later, llan :) cease: very a very important date? cease: for Bambi: almost missed ya llanwydd principalpoop: mayhem at vancouver house, live video at 11:00 MysteryChopper: I didn't think women could be this funny. I stand corected. Well I am actually sitting but you know what I mean. cease: no dog is out, peacefully scratching at the door cease: Jazz takes over my leg Bambi: it's raining cats and dogs in vancouver lol llanwydd: no, I just passed out from a long days work and nearly didn't make it cease: good for you, llan MysteryChopper: What does the name mean Llllannydd principalpoop: work? your an actor, that is not work Hemlock Stones: i am about to pass out i think llan cease: we have a new mystery tonight, and at one time a tommy cease: isnt that a kind of gun? principalpoop: wb stones Hemlock Stones: ty PP Dexter Fong: I'm gettin' out while I can,,se you all next week,,welcome aboard MC MysteryChopper: I am smoking though cease: you too dex principalpoop: now about my crumpet Bambi: must have needed the rest ... MysteryChopper: I will be there or be swuared llanwydd: nite dex cease: how is "though" is it better than hash? principalpoop: night dex, HNY MysteryChopper: squared Honey Sanchez: nitey dexter Bambi: see ya next time Dex ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:46 PM and doctec bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. llanwydd: hey doc! Honey Sanchez: stay well safe and cozy till next wee meet again principalpoop: ahh doc too Bambi: hey doc! Honey Sanchez: hi doc! Hemlock Stones: i better call it quits, you know how late it is in England principalpoop: hi doc HNY Bambi: how's Lili feeling tonight? Honey Sanchez: it's so late in england its early !!! doctec: hey gang - hny to y'all too - sorry i missed out on much of tonight's festivities MysteryChopper: Its later then you think, The eleventh hour here Hemlock Stones: you know Honey, its always this late here Bambi: sleep well Stones ... great that you hung in with us cease: wow. its a doc principalpoop: sleep well amid the thick lancashire fog, if you have any thick fog doctec: the pregnazone (steriod) seems to be helping lili cease: ask him something medical before he overcharges you Bambi: lol Honey llanwydd: I know it must be time for your breakfast, stones principalpoop: happy 2007 stones cease: keep on stoning doctec: she's been spending some time off the oxygen feed over the last 4-5 days principalpoop: fantastic doc, wow cease: thatas not a fog, thats my eyesight principalpoop: super start to 2007 doc Bambi: nearly the 'turn into a pumpkin' hour here doctec: oops, steroid not steriod cease: off the tent? hooray MysteryChopper: Eat hearty, Stoned Wheat or something to that vein. Hemlock Stones: ok look forward to see you all again next week, stay well principalpoop: ahh ,the catattacks do that cat Honey Sanchez: keep warm, stones doctec: well, off the tube anyway - she hasn't had to be in a tent yet so far, just tethered to an air tube Honey Sanchez: ((((hug)))) Hemlock Stones: byeee MysteryChopper: You stay well Bambi: that's great doc .. hope it helps break the cycle so she can get well agan Bambi: again even Hemlock Stones: drop by again MC doctec: yeh we do too bambi - thanks doctec: nite mc MysteryChopper: Wow that looks like a cuban hug Hemlock Stones: doors open 9 PM EST MysteryChopper: I will try cease: are you waiting for new test results, doc? principalpoop: i will jump on the bus too, night all happy 2007! ||||||||| At 11:49 PM, principalpoop runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." doctec: she has more follow-up appts next week cease: yu too poop doctec: nite pp MysteryChopper: Hope so, last year was a bush Bambi: night princep doctec: they will likely take another chest x-ray and see what's going on Bambi: we'd love to see ya on Saturday night too MysterChopper if you get a chance http://www.cniradio.com doctec: yeah, we are all bushed by last year
Honey Sanchez gives everyone a jamaican hug hasta lumbego, me voy tambien nite all see you next week have a great week doctec: i will try and get another mtbf done tomorrow for sat nite's show cease: i was reading last week's chat, where austin is rooting for lili's lungs MysteryChopper: Yeah Ambushed cease: you too honey Bambi: have a great night Honey :-) doctec: nite honey Honey Sanchez: adios mi amigos you too bambi what's left of it :) Bambi: thanks doc...everyone loves them! MysteryChopper: Honey is leaving too??? What is a chopper to do. llanwydd: nite hs ||||||||| Honey Sanchez leaves to catch the 11:51 PM train to Billville. cease: do you know honey, chopper? Bambi: you could get some Lucas Oil instead? MysteryChopper: Yeah. Neighbors cease: Lucas has his own oil company? Bambi: nope but makes a great oil and gas additive that keeps that engine purrring doctec: by george... cease: not your george, i hope, doc llanwydd: never heard of lucas oil doctec: no thank heaven cease: the era of his reign is now somewhat curtailed, i trust doctec: gorgeous gorge MysteryChopper: It has often been correctly note that the progress of Babe is linked doctec: latest borowitz report headline: "Bush to Announce Exit Strategy from Reality ... Plans Complete Withdrawal from His Senses by Year End" Bambi:http://www.autobarn.net/lucas.html doctec: “The president never intended to occupy the world of reality indefinitely,” Mr. Snow told reporters. “He is planning a new way forward, and that way forward is a one-way ticket to fantasyland.” llanwydd: whatever happened to Pig Oil? Better than foreign oil MysteryChopper: Hey, leave the guy alone, he is all hopped up on bearwiz doctec: The White House spokesperson said that the president refused to set a formal timetable for his withdrawal from reality, but added that it was realistic assume that Mr. Bush’s exit from the real world would be complete by year’s end: “It helps that he’s ninety percent of the way there already.” MysteryChopper: yes but, what is his reality? MysteryChopper: We need Bush. MysteryChopper: Let me finish doctec: you don't wanna know! MysteryChopper: We need bush to star in his wn reality show. MysteryChopper: own cease: sounds like a job for Harry Shearer MysteryChopper: We will have him right where we need him, on cam all night and day so he can't make another move MysteryChopper: at all cease: the truman show, only with bush MysteryChopper: He would sit there like the ending of Psycho doctec: "Presidents Gone Wild!" MysteryChopper: for the whole season cease: reading The Pet Goat Bambi: this whole 'situation' with the 'war that never ends' is sad ... damned if you do, damned if you don't ... MysteryChopper: As long as he doesn't flash his boobs Bambi: makes me frustrated that our tax dollars have been used to put us in this position cease: i woyuld be sorry for your country, bambi, if it werent so diverse of possibilities ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: but watching that lapahm flick i talked about last week codified its significance, we all know about it outside the us but not enough of your citizend know or care MysteryChopper: Just get binny and end this strife doctec: to the surprise of no one, the clip of hussein's hanging taken with a cell phone is up on youtube Bambi: our citizens didn't choose this ... our gov't did doctec: a snuff film for the masses? llanwydd: that must me some cold virus that's killing us around here ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Bambi: yeah, and you can probably find the beheadings on there too
doctec shakes his hourglass, figures it must be running a little fast cease: yes thats what the flick is about, bambi. lapham has been yelling aobut this for 40 years, vidal evne longer and there are a few others but this is not general knowledge or discussion Bambi: you know who isn't doing too badly on the time is he? cease: no who? MysteryChopper: Shh he will wake up, that snide bastardo Bambi: C a t h e r w o o d lol doctec: yeah, now that firesigntheatrelegacy.com is on new server hardware, cather the wood is doing a much better job keeping time Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a toasted almond ||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a toasted almond. MysteryChopper: Catherwood yels out shud up you. ||||||||| Catherwood yelss out shud up you. Bambi: and Catherwood, please pour favorite drinks for everyone ||||||||| Catherwood gets favorite drinks for everyone. cease: are you happy with the lodestone software situation, doc? MysteryChopper: wow he speaks typo doctec: cather, would you? cease: i have been to the site and found errors on my own products, but not recently. Bambi: lol cease: uz of that, fred has dif firesigners on my plays than actually were there on his index doctec: not sure what you mean cat - was bubba here earlier, did he bring up the shopping cart? MysteryChopper: I wouldn't do Cather with , never mind cease: i dont speak i dont tyhpe. shit happens cease: no no doc doctec: if there are problems with product details, those problems are with the database not the cart code itself doctec: i don't populate the database with info, bubba handles that cease: jsut that i hafve found errors on the site about who was on which play doctec: that would be a data entry error then cease: we're drfiting into tech wilderness cease: ah clem is recovering so not long on tonight llanwydd: brb doctec: wilder wilderness MysteryChopper: Doc, if I downloaded realplayer and it asked me to choose it as my default player should I have? cease: i hope he is getting better, bambi doctec: mc: no MysteryChopper: Good answer, doctec: fortunately, i think you can reset it in real player preferences MysteryChopper: ok, but I tried to go to Firesign on the radi tonight and friggin AOL couldn't play it MysteryChopper: radio I meant Bambi: he's getting better but it's slow going ... he was pretty ill ... so he gets worn out easily ... but getting better as the days go by MysteryChopper: Bambi is he your other half? cease: we want to hear him better and better doctec: sorry to hear it bambi - some cold or flu virus does seem to be going around, i know three people who've been laid low by it Bambi: iTunes, WiMP, Winamp and even RealOne/RealPlayer will play the shows on CNIRadio doctec: i have to be careful who i spend time around, i can't afford to catch something and then inadvertently give it to lili Bambi: and in Linux XMMS and other mp3 players will play it Bambi: sorry you had trouble wiht it Mystery Chopper cease: very true, doc MysteryChopper: I hMy son got it then my wife and the I got it, fifteen days it lasted and it was baaaaad Bambi: I bet doc ...it's difficult when you have someone recovering in the house ... don't need a relapse doctec: that's for damn sure doctec: mc: do you have windows media player? MysteryChopper: well thanks and see ya next week, same firetime....you know take care MysteryChopper: I have them all Bambi: where are you MysteryChopper? and what kind of symptoms ... sounds like something similar to what Clem has MysteryChopper: coughing, ackey, tired, in bed for a week sleeping MysteryChopper: Bad coughing doctec: ok mc try this: if you go to the cniradio home page, there's a url shown in the page - http://209.51.162.173:9534 doctec: do you see that on the cni home page? Bambi: Clem had a high fever that would flare everytime he'd get up and walk around ... coughing, choking, sinus, congestion, pressure, nausea, feeling really bad MysteryChopper: I clicked on the link and out pops AOL player and says it vcannot play Bambi: that's your problem ... you have AOL as your default player ;-) MysteryChopper: aol media player MysteryChopper: damn aol doctec: mc: i'm saying don't click on the listen now link - i want you to start windows media player, select "Open URL" from the file menu and enter http://209.51.162.173:9534 Bambi: you need to copy the URL that doc posted to winamp, wmplayer, realone etc. doctec: right Bambi: yeah, there ya go doc :-) MysteryChopper: I will try it doctec: leo laporte's show is playing now
Bambi smiles MysteryChopper: yeah thanks MysteryChopper: got it doctec: yaaay Bambi: (don't forget to book mark it in the wmplayer when you get it working so you don't have to do that again MysteryChopper: your so tech Doc doctec: aol player - baaaaaaad - other players - gooooooood Bambi: how true doc, how true! MysteryChopper: Thanks guys and nite, it can only get better MysteryChopper: aol bad cease: interesting dichotomy, doc Bambi: glad you got it MysteryChopper Bambi: have a great night doctec: nite mc MysteryChopper: I am not that dick tommy llanwydd: b cease: as opposed to a pretty good night doctec: mom always liked you best? cease: philip k! your dick is showing doctec: lol cat doctec: phillipin' the dick Bambi: Tommy Smothers Bros :-) cease: thaknfully you were there to appreciate it, doc. too bad klok aint here cease: dave? doctec: he's here in spirit, i'm sure Bambi: yes very true Cat ... we sure miss Klok ... but he lives on in monophonic sound on CNI Radio :-) cease: yeah when we say something funny, its as if tiny were with us, and klok doctec: yep cease: dave's not here Bambi: yep ... wish I had known Tiny too cease: doc you and i hung out with tiny and bunny and so many others during the 99 seattle shows doctec: so bambi what prompted you & jl to start cniradio? Bambi: open the pod bay doors HAL.... doctec: cat: i remember it well cease: that was a high point in our lives and certainly in lew's doctec: i still have that great group photo from the restaurant doctec: it was such a gas being there for that show cease: the one fred sent me, that over mh desk? doctec: you could really tell the guys were actually starting to enjoy themselves a little bit cease: we were there for 2 outof the 3 shows in 99l right? doctec: yes that's the photo doctec: yes - 2 out of 3 ain't bad cease: where as in 05 they were more at the beginning of the tour and more insecure i suspect cease: thats the kinda lyric, bergman puts down in a wonderful 67 oz show Bambi: we used to help with another radio station but the guy passed away ... a friend at ziggy net suggested we take over the slot, and do computer news and information (he suggested the name as well) cease: about jagger's back street girl lyrics doctec: how many listeners do you get on average (a) for your & jl's shows and (b) for the others? cease: you are contihnuing a proud tradition, bambi Bambi: so we put our heart into building the station ... and folks are enjoying it ... it's a good thing :-) doctec: ball park figure will do doctec: i still want to do a couple of station ids for you guys - i may just do 'em and send 'em, you can use 'em or don't :-) Bambi: no way to tell fully ... we have our possible 50 sponsored by FTHomeTech, additional relays on ziggy and through Rob, and we are also on CBand satellite ... no way to know all that listen Bambi: in that respect it's very much like real radio lol doctec: bambi: how often do you get unsolicited emails from people saying things like "hey, just found your stations, you all do a great job - keep it up."? Bambi: we really don't know unfortunately doctec: oops - station not stations Bambi: could be 20 some or much more during our show doctec: that's not bad! Bambi: well, when it was just the one main one we were hitting over 20 not counting the sat Bambi: and now maybe more ... and some folks put us on LPFM too doctec: lpfm? doctec: what's that? Bambi: Low Power FM doctec: wow, no kidding - that's cool! Bambi: hobbyist radio Bambi: more or less ||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| MysteryChopper - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bambi: yeah, it is :-) doctec: am i correct in assuming you fund the radio operation from your own pockets? Bambi: yes, it's a labor of love on our part doctec: that's cool doctec: what will you do if listenership starts to eceed 50 on a regular basis? Bambi: we get a few folks who help out and a couple sponsors that help with bandwidth costs doctec: (notice i say when and not if) Bambi: we couldn't do it without them Bambi: we just don't have the funds to do it all
Bambi -) cease: by sponsors how much money are you discussing? doctec: i'm glad you get $$$ help from others cease: you need someone selling sometihng nationwide or more Bambi: we would have to up our main stream likely to make sure they are covered cease: not just downtown dendron Bambi: well, Rob and ziggy provide the relays llanwydd: well, I must be going. probably see you next thursday. Bambi: and FTHomeTech fronts the main feed and we send him money to help cover the costs from donations doctec: ok - nite llan cease: the small university i went to in ottawa in 69 picked up some radio equipment a local station was discarding and i began playhing firesign on it then Bambi: night llanwydd ... have a great night cease: you dont need a lot and you needed a lot more then Bambi: our main feed is very inexpensive ... for 50 at 16K it's only about 12 dollars and change Bambi: we found a really reasonable non-american streaming company with servers in the UK and the US Bambi: many of the streaming companies don't do 16K anymore doctec: that's not bad Bambi: and we needed 16K for the dialup listeners and for us (being on dialup) doctec: i'm not surprised that companies are dropping 16k feeds tho - which is a shame as there's still a lot of folks on dialup doctec: it's funny, when you get on broadband you tend to forget about that Bambi: yes, there are ... about 40 percent is nothing to sneeze at doctec: i know i for one am very spoiled :-/ Bambi: even if it drops to 25 % it would be nothing to sneeze at doctec: yes doctec: well thanks for the background info, you answered questions i've wondered about from time to time cease: yes you have gotten more than you deserve, doc. cease: not nearly as much as i have thought
doctec looks down at his feet Bambi: if we ever get broadband, which we might, never know ... we'd like to have a higher bandwidth stream and a 16K stream so dialup users will always be able to listen doctec: yes, bambi - best of both worlds
Bambi smiles Bambi: the more bandwidth you use, the higher the cost of course....catch 22 there lol doctec: ok, lili has just come up from the living room (where's she's been sacked out for the last 2 hrs) - time for me to sign off Bambi: have a great night! our best to Lili! a doctec: sorry i got here so late, will try to be on time next week Bambi: and glad that prednezone is working doctec: thanks all for your good wishes cease: ok doc cease: all our best to lil doctec: here's hoping 2007 brings better things for us all doctec: thanks doctec: nitey nite ... cease: yes doc and lili, its your turn Bambi: yep for sure doc
doctec turns off the light and hits the hay ||||||||| doctec is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:42 AM. ||||||||| "12:43 AM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Reed Hovercraft', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 2:26 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Reed Hovercraft: While we all wonder what's slowing down our computers, I suggest we remember that new tax filing methods, by electronic means, have just recorded the Big Bro Gopher of all time, i.e., id est, General Electric's 2007 tax return was just filed, and consists of 237 megabytes, 24,000 electronic pages, that would have stacked up 8 feet high on paper. I wonder if Slarfleet and the United Federation of Planets noticed that buffer drain in the Neutral Zone. You probably couldn't get out of the Phantom Zone with a sledge hammer now. The zippo static will be off the scale. Oh well, that's the luck of the draw. Civilisation Ho-oh! Now that's a neocapitalist bible if ever there was one, "General Electric's What I Did Financially in 2006, a Handy Explanation For the Edification of Uncle Sam and All You Yankee Doodle Dandies". Read on ... click this follow up http (hyper text transfer protocol, or high tech megacycle logistickular destination, addy, daddyeeoh!) ...... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13068387/. ||||||||| Reed Hovercraft departs at 2:27 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "2:47 AM and late as usual, it's Happy Harry Cox, just back from New York." Happy Harry Cox: Yet the spectacular light show from the careening Russian rocket's re-entry was overshadowed only by the fact that chunks of space junk could be striking the United States anywhere on the continent. Yet officials in New Jersey claimed the sudden arrival of a metal chunk from space was not from an aircraft! Could it be that General Electric was sent a tax refund from a robot of the future that could not recharge its own batteries? I guess we'll never know! Click these stories ... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16459298/ & http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16471302/ Happy Harry Cox: But if they're not there in the future, don't blame me! ||||||||| Happy Harry Cox scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Happy Harry Cox?! It's 2:48 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
110thTweeny ah,clem
Bambi
BobDCaterino
boney
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dexter Fong
doctec
Elayne
Firebroiled
Happy Harry Cox
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
MysteryChopper
porgie
principalpoop
Reed Hovercraft
Robert D Caterino
Tommy22
