A Firesign Chat
11/09/2006




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 09, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:48 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
Firebroiled: No, but the Bush did! Squeeze him right there, maybe he’ll pass another one!
||||||||| At 9:48 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'nicole_you_love', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:38 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| It's 12:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| nicole_you_love - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:48 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, pass the mushrooms.'
||||||||| 8:54 PM: Bambi jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Bambi: howdy
Bambi: gotta love Catherwood's thoughts on entries and exits :-)
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bambi and says "Someone mention my name?"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:59 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Merlyn: heh low
Bambi: hey Merlyn
Bambi: heh low ya go? lol
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'oldiesfan', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: hi oldiesfan
oldiesfan: 9 eastern / 6 pacific
oldiesfan: yo room and hello, mr. ah,clem
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bees'n'Spiders gets out at 9:01 PM.
oldiesfan: far out, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood fars out.
Bees'n'Spiders: Hi, clem, Hi deer
Bambi: hi Fred
Bees'n'Spiders: How's that 'puter?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:02 PM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
ah,clem: hi b&s
Bambi: da bees'n'spiders are here :-)
Dr. Headphones: good morning, afternoon, or evening, dear friends
ah,clem: good evening, Dr.
Bambi: hi Ken, dear friend!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:02 PM and cease steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
oldiesfan: sounds like an art bell greeting ;-)
Dr. Headphones: i played hooky today, called in sick
Bees'n'Spiders: Are you still operating, Dr?
Bambi: ga'day maybe ? aloha
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:03 PM, dragging Elayne by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dr. Headphones: i'm operating on all my cylinders, b&s :)
cease: hockey is a disease
Dr. Headphones: hey, e
cease: hi el
Bambi: hi Elayne!
Dr. Headphones: oldies: i believe the first part is from "bozos" but i could be wrong
||||||||| Mudhead tiptoes in around 9:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
cease: aha, i see the mushroom plays arrived
Bees'n'Spiders: Halloah!
Dr. Headphones: hi, muddy
Elayne: Okay dear friends, I've decided that, since my birthday falls on a Saturday this year, I'm going to have another party. I haven't had one since the Firesign NPR thing, how many years ago?
cease: i think the title is better than the play
Mudhead: Hello, and welcome to my future
Bambi: yes, they sure did Cat! Thanks!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:04 PM uptown bus from AOL pulls away, leaving HEMLOCK STONES coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. Headphones: mr. stones: wilkommen
Elayne: When was Weirdly Cool? '98?
HEMLOCK STONES: Guten tag
Mudhead: hiya all
Bees'n'Spiders: Bien venue
Elayne: Hey Hemlock, Mudhead!
Mudhead: I'll be sure to come visit E
Dr. Headphones: spreak engrish, troops!
HEMLOCK STONES: hi all
Bambi: hi STONES ;-)
HEMLOCK STONES: hang on brb
Elayne: Please do, Mudhead. Details to follow on my blog.
Dr. Headphones: sorry i started that one, it will soon be unintelligible to me
Elayne: Three weeks from this coming Saturday. December 2.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Hemlock Stones into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:05 PM, then departs.
Bambi: hey Mudhead
Mudhead: linkypoo will help
Dr. Headphones: i must be stoned since i'm seeing double here
Elayne: So what year was the Weirdly Cool TV thing on?
||||||||| Boney sneaks in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Bambi: Hi Stones, welcome back :-)
Mudhead: that date will live in...oh right
Elayne: Hey Boney!
Hemlock Stones: so am i and the double wont go
cease: one does not necessarily lead to the other, kend
Boney: Elayne
Dr. Headphones: e: had to be 99 or after, i think
Mudhead: oh Boney my boy
oldiesfan: all right everybody, take off your------
Boney: HEMLOCK STONES
Dr. Headphones: cat: play on words, with two hemlocks here
Elayne: Yeah, must have been '99.
cease: this was from their Indian period
Boney: 'head
Bees'n'Spiders: Yeah, I guess when you get old it will be "the day that will live in Enfamil"... or something...
Elayne: I think your birthday falls on the same day of the week around every 6 or 7 years, so that would fit.
Hemlock Stones: i will try and fix this problem
cease: Weirdly Cool? wasnt that 01?
Elayne: Anyway, that was my last party, so I'm way overdue.
||||||||| Hemlock Stones rushes off, saying "9:07 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dr. Headphones: lol, b&s :) or depends......
Elayne: I think it was pre-9/11, Cat.
Bambi: things went pretty well with the senate, house and governor races ... similar to the time after Nixon's fauxpaux I think I read somewhere
Dr. Headphones: tiny was still with us, if that helps date it
Elayne: Either '99 or '00.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'adam', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Bambi: Elayne did you say today is your birthday?
Mudhead: did the Senate race boil down to 51-49?
cease: yes things have changed since tuesday chat
Elayne: Yes Fran, I'm pretty optimistic about having some relatively sane people in Congress now, and us getting back to the ol' checks-and-balances democracy thing.
Elayne: We know Bolton's bolting soon.
Bambi: hi adam
Elayne: Yes Mudhead, Macaca conceded today.
adam: 'ello
Elayne: Hey Adam!
Dr. Headphones: ok, it was late in '01. my autographed script came later and it's postmarked 1/02
Boney: Happy Burfday Elayne!
Mudhead: and Lieberman still sided with the Dems?
Elayne: Oh, I'm surprised Dr. H! That's only five years ago.
Elayne: Not for another three weeks, Boney, but come to my party and tell me in person. :)
||||||||| LiliLamont steps in at 9:10 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
oldiesfan: 1/02 could be jan of 1902...wow, he's been gone a thouuuusand years!
Mudhead: look for some political hackism boltin the dems
Bambi: we need some 'checks and balances' back to be sure Elayne
Elayne: Mudhead, Lieberman's people seemed to indicate he'd caucus with the Dems. Surprise to me, but there you are.
Elayne: Oldies, that's longer than anyone's ever had a birthday party before!
oldiesfan: lol e
Mudhead: hes got an important choice eh?
Dr. Headphones: well, i'm not paying attention. several new persons have come in and i failed to acknowledge them. hello to all who came after me :)
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from Elmertown."
Bees'n'Spiders: The Dems will be looking for as many warm bodies as they can find to sign on their slope of the hill.
cease: hi lili
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DrHarryHappyTweeny in through the front door at 9:11 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DrHarryHappyTweeny: I was right about the comet!
Elayne: Hi Unca Dex! I'm having a birthday party again this year.
Dr. Headphones: and to dex, also dr. tween
ah,clem: hi to all :)
adam: hey tween
Elayne: Hi Tweeny!
Boney: 'lo Tween
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:11 PM and late as usual, it's Hemlock Stones, just back from Funfun Town."
LiliLamont: Hi, all. Thought I'd drop in since doing this doesn't require speaking and expenditure of oxygen. I'm actually hooked to to an oxygen generator as we type.
Dr. Headphones: tween: you're not always right, but you're never wrong
Mudhead: tweenster
Bambi: lol Ken
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Evenin' all...
Mudhead: hiya Lili
Dexter Fong: Wow! Party started early...hafta start going to meetings
Hemlock Stones: i see the imposter is still here but perhaps he will fade to obscurity
Bambi: hi Lili!
LiliLamont: Hi, tween.
Elayne: Oy, Lili. How long are you slated to need the O2?
Dr. Headphones: lili: but aside from that, everything's ok, i hope?
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Jeeze, Lili, how are you getting along?
cease: hell O
Bambi: hello to the Happy Tweenster :-)
LiliLamont: Hi, Bambi! Good to see you here.
Dexter Fong: Hey Lili!! It's good to see you again =)
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Hey Bambi, Cat...
||||||||| Honey Sanchez bounds in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: you too Lili ... hope you are feeling better
cease: Honey
Elayne: Hi HoneyS!
Dr. Headphones: hey, hon
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
DrHarryHappyTweeny: We've got a really good crowd at the bar tonight :-)
Elayne: Goodness, do we actually have four double-x chromosome types here tonight? Is that some sort of record?
Boney: Everybody, it's Elayne's burfday
Mudhead: hi hunny
Bambi: hey Dex, and Cat I already talked to you and didn't say hi yet!
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Ms. Sanchez...
Elayne: No, Boney, it's NOT my birthday!
Dexter Fong: Hi clem, Bambi, BnS, Boney, cat, Kend^, tweeny, Elayne, Hem, Honey Mud, and new (to me) people adam and Oldies
Honey Sanchez: has the zircon encrusted tweezers! a'm I late again?
Bambi: so, Hi Cat!
Boney: No?
Bambi: Hi Honey!
oldiesfan: yo dex
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Well Happy Happy, E :-)
Honey Sanchez: hola, ya'all
cease: already, el?
Elayne: My birthday is three weeks from Saturday, and I'm giving another party.
Dexter Fong: And a special mumbled thrankyou to Merlyn
Elayne: I'm just announcing the birthday party here tonight.
Boney: Everybody, it's NOT Elayne's burfday
cease: happy almost birthday
Dr. Headphones: e: i will be there in spirit but not in body, alas....
adam: brb... must go out and tweak refresh rate
||||||||| adam says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, adam exits at 9:14 PM.
Elayne (, Dr. H...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:14 PM and adam waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DrHarryHappyTweeny: A very happy unbirthday to you...
Elayne: I mean, :(
Bambi: Will it be on a Thursday Elayne?
Elayne: LOL, Happy Harry!
Elayne: I mean, Tweeny! I mean... damn, can't I just use real names?
Boney: catherwood put another candle on Elayne's burfday cake
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Boney and yells "oh, fuck off Boney!"
Honey Sanchez: hari hari
Bambi: wb Adam
cease: this is becoming poohish
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd in through the front door at 9:14 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
LiliLamont: Fuck, Tweeny. I have an oxygen home base unit that converts room air into oxygen and I have several tanks of O2 of different sizes so that I can travel or move to other parts of the house. Next week I have an appointment with a thoracic surgeon prior to having a procedure called Visually Assisted Thoracic Surgery so that they can get a slice of my left lung to see if there is a malignancy.
Elayne: No, Bambi, it's THREE WEEKS FROM SATURDAY. December 2.
Boney: take off, eh?
llanwydd: good evenin folkses
Honey Sanchez: hello llan
Mudhead: I shall make it a point, but alas, ive just consulted my schedule E
Elayne: Good lord, Merlyn. What have you done with the butler??
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Catherwood's in a bit of a snit this evening, eh?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to DrHarryHappyTweeny and says "Would you like something?"
Dr. Headphones: adam, i believe if you hit the arrow next to "send to all" you can configure from there, but here again, i could be wrong
LiliLamont: In other words, I've been better.
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Dr. Headphones: hi, llan
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Well E, you're just going to have to join us at the CNI chat...
Mudhead: can you ask your mom to change your birthday to the 3rd?
cease: that sounds gruesome, lili
DrHarryHappyTweeny: An attitude adjustment, if you please, Catherwood...
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past DrHarryHappyTweeny
Dexter Fong: Hi Iland
Elayne: Lili, I'm so sorry we didn't get a chance to come up. The Saturday we'd planned to it flooded in Milford anyway...
Elayne: That's a good idea, Tweeny, I'll try to incorporate it into party plans.
Bambi: yes, you sure can Ken. ...last item on the list
Boney: catherwood give me a written apology
||||||||| Catherwood gives Boney a written apology.
llanwydd: strange to have a new governer, eh dex?
Elayne: Hello Llan!
llanwydd: I voted for him. I hope he doesn't let me down
Dexter Fong: llan: More like a relief
Bambi: there ya go Tween! We can wish Elayne a happy Birthday on the air during our show on December 2!
Mudhead: Catherwood bring Bambi a toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands bambi a toasted almond.
Elayne: Okay, Brian, what have you and Tween dreamt up with the rude butler thing?
llanwydd: I hope he is nothing like cuomo
Bambi: thanks Mudhead and Catherwood ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and queries "Did you want me?"
Elayne: Oh, I like the third-person beverage service, that hadn't worked before.
DrHarryHappyTweeny: That sounds like no fun whatsoever, Lili :-(
oldiesfan: catherwood, bring some teeeea madam!
||||||||| Catherwood hands some teeeea madam.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctec into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:17 PM, then departs.
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Sure hope things improve soon.
Elayne: Catherwood, please give Lili all our love.
||||||||| Catherwood gives lili all our love.
cease: ossman as early old man
Dr. Headphones: hey, tom
llanwydd: hey doc!
ah,clem: catherwood, please give DrHarryHappyTweeny an attitude adjustment
||||||||| Catherwood gives drharryhappytweeny an attitude adjustment.
cease: it's the Doc
Dexter Fong: Stones: Don't know if you're listening to CNI but a very Goonish FST now playing
Elayne: Hi Tom!
Boney: catherwood give Dick Cheney a poster that says fuck yourself
||||||||| Catherwood hands dick cheney a poster that says fuck yourself.
doctec: we made it
Merlyn: hi doc
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
Dr. Headphones: catherwood is nothing if he's not literal :)
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dr. Headphones
Bambi: here's wishing you all the best Lili!
doctec: evenin' all
Bambi: hi Doc!
Mudhead: hi dsoctec
Mudhead: grr lappy kbs suck
Boney: welcome to the future
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Definitely have not heard this FST before.
doctec: ctodce
Mudhead: I made it?
LiliLamont: Yeah, Cat, but in a weird way, it's better than a bronchoscopy, which is what I had when I was in the hospital. That really sucked. My lung collapsed and I was awake and I felt like I was being choked. It's hard to say, "Hurts!" when you can't summon any breath.
oldiesfan: the future fair...a fair for all and no fair to anybody!
Mudhead: omg
cease: indeed
Elayne: Anyway, I'll start the reminders this Saturday on my blog, and part of it will be the live CNI chat, so send me whatever info I'll need to tell people about that, Jim and/or Fran...
Dexter Fong: One of Cats shows
Mudhead: stop doin that Lili
Boney: fare
DrHarryHappyTweeny: No joke, Mud.
Bambi: Mushroom Plays ...courtesy of Cat!
||||||||| It's 9:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| HEMLOCK STONES - dead from the fiddlers
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: this is called The Armenian's Paw
Dr. Headphones: fare? $279 round trip
Boney: yes, it's free
cease: 1967
Bambi: Will do Elayne!
LiliLamont: Mud: I shall do my best!
Hemlock Stones: Thats fixed his bacon
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Ah, so desu..
Bambi: Stones, your ghost finally died ... fiddlers ;-)
Boney: a great year for bar scotch
Boney: catherwood give me a bar scotch
||||||||| Catherwood gives Boney a bar scotch.
Mudhead: a better week
Elayne will be blog-reading for a bit, so forgive the multitasking...
Dexter Fong: Fiddlers Single Malt
cease: not so good for bar irish
Dr. Headphones: catherwood give me a scotch bar
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dr. Headphones a scotch bar.
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Just got a message about a Firefox update (not 2 yet). Back in a bit...
oldiesfan: 1.9?
llanwydd: had some not-so-painless dentistry done today.
Dexter Fong: Elyane: Don't worry, I'm not paying attention anyway
Mudhead: ouch
Dr. Headphones: i think 2.0 beta is out, but i haven't gotten it yet
Elayne: Good to know, Unca Dex@
Mudhead: its out
llanwydd: lost a filling a few weeks ago and had it replaced this morning
doctec: 2.0 is no longer in beta - it is out
Honey Sanchez: catherwood give me a botched scar
||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez a botched scar.
Dr. Headphones: llan: doncha hate when that happens?
Bambi: yep, 1.5.0.8 for those not using 2.0 yet
Mudhead: tell me if this sounds familiar....whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
llanwydd: my jaw still hurts a little from the needle and I'm about to take a pain reliever that the dentist prescriibed
doctec: are we talking about firefox or thunderbird
Dexter Fong: I recognize the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dr. Headphones: doc: i know i need to get it then, but will have to re-d/l some of my plugins
Bambi: yep, using FF 2.0 in Windows already
doctec: i got the t-bird 1.5.0.8 alert today
Dr. Headphones: firefox from me
Hemlock Stones: kicks llan hard in the shin to take his mind of the pain
llanwydd: I had lost the filling in a piece of tandoori chicken about a month ago
Dexter Fong: Didja find it?
Bambi no sir, I don't like it (the whrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
Mudhead: wait, dont go away, i'll be right back...tallk amongst yourselves
llanwydd: good chicken though
cease: i got to ride in the first t-bird in canada, 1955
doctec: llan: well i'm glad it was worth it! :-)
Bambi: yeah, Thunderbird doesn't usually lag too far behind the FF update
oldiesfan: oooooh, we'll be right back, here on the merv griffith show!
||||||||| "9:24 PM? I'm late!" exclaims oldiesfan, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Dexter Fong: Oldie: Show me your lining
Dr. Headphones: i last lost a filling to a sugar daddy candy bar in the mid 70s, haven't eaten one of them since
doctec: wanna see my lining?
llanwydd: did you have fun fun fun till your daddy took it away/
Dexter Fong: Doc: Why not
Dr. Headphones: doc: silk or satin?
Boney: doctec, I'm downloading 1.5.0.8 for Mac PPC now.
cease: one tends to forget how many bad songs there were in 67
Dexter Fong: Doc: Organza?
doctec: gotta be silk
cease: or one Chooses to forget, until one hears this
cease: actually bergman usually played good stuff on the show. lots of beatles, stones, dylan, appropriate others
Bees'n'Spiders: Damn... My shoes are leaking again. Time to reinflate...
||||||||| Bees'n'Spiders says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bees'n'Spiders exits at 9:25 PM.
Boney: Thunderbird and Camino, two great American cars of the Sixties
LiliLamont: Doc is saying "silk" because I've spoiled the hell out of him. ;-)
Dr. Headphones: don't forget the corvair
Bambi: bad songs in the 60s?!
cease: tbird came out in 55
llanwydd: never heard any bad songs til the 80s
doctec: silk is soy!
cease: the song they were just quoting from, to name one, bambi
Honey Sanchez: yeah bambi can you say Frankie Valli
llanwydd: or didn't know what bad was till then
cease: hence the quote and groaned laugh
Bambi: corvair ... brings back wonderful and sad memories ....
Honey Sanchez: oooh and bobby goldsboro
Bambi: lol Honey
Dr. Headphones: "unsafe at any speed" by ralph spoilsport, er, ralph nader
Honey Sanchez: my first car was a corvair monza lol
Dexter Fong: Bobby Goldsboro is with the Oooohs?
Dr. Headphones: my first was a corvair
Elayne writes a sentence so she doesn't fade away...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:28 PM, dragging oldiesfan by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, who you callin' an idiot?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dr. Headphones
Dexter Fong: wb Oldie
oldiesfan: ty
doctec steps away to throw away some meth he didn't mean to buy
LiliLamont: My first car was a Rambler American. Don't everyone laugh at once!
Honey Sanchez: lol wb oldie
llanwydd: that was uncharacteristic of catherwood if you ask me
||||||||| Catherwood asks llanwydd.
oldiesfan: with the "weather eye"?
Dr. Headphones: lol, lili :)
LiliLamont: Doc, you were going to give that to me. Damn!
Bambi: my first car was a corvair too Honey ... pale lavendar with white leather (real leather) interior ... convertible .... lasted til lit was almost in the driveway lol
cease: i learned to drive at driving school in a rambler
Dr. Headphones: yeah, doc, and he only gave me a massage. NO SEX!
oldiesfan: and the front seats that reclined all the way back?
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DrHarryHappyTweeny - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| adam - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Boney: The Ford Camino didn't really come into it's own until the Seventies... The Ford Thunderbird is truly a car of the Sixties
Honey Sanchez: oooooooh mine was lemon yellow a convertible with white leather tuck n roll and 4 on the floor hahah
Boney: its own
LiliLamont: Hey, Cat, at least it ran well, until it was stolen and stripped, including the baby seat.
Dr. Headphones: mine was gold with the auto transmission with the lever on the dash shifter
llanwydd: I wouldn't want to drive with the seat all the way back
Bambi: yeah, they ruined the Thunderbird in the 80s
oldiesfan: did it have a pra-nun-dul?
Boney: I think they discontinued the Camino about then
Bambi: mine too Honey! it was wonderful! except for the lavendar color lol
Dexter Fong: Yah wanna talk cars friends, how about a '49 Merc; chopped, channeled, sectioned shaaved doors, trunk and hood, and a bored out Caddy V-8 engine
cease: did you get home to vote, kend?
Dr. Headphones: cat: voted absentee the week before. i haven't missed a state/nat'l election since i started in 1972
llanwydd: pranandol? sounds like a pain reliever
Honey Sanchez: lavender was really groovy lol
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:32 PM and DrHarryHappyTweeny sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Honey Sanchez: lol llan
Hemlock Stones: wb Tween
doctec: my first car was a 1980 toyota celica. i sold it a year later so i could by a prophet 5. i inherited my grandparents 1965 rambler ambassador and drove it into the ground 5 years later.
Bambi: (I was going to paint it yellow and black)
cease: this is my favourite firesign piece
Honey Sanchez: wb tween
oldiesfan: lisa douglas told the driving instructor that her husband's car has a pra-nun-dul
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Thrank you, Stones...
cease: i think it predates firesign actually
Hemlock Stones: i am ashamed to admit what my first vehicle was
Elayne: Oh, hang on, I have to blog this...
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Hey Honey...
Elayne: Ken Mehlman may be stepping down. Due to Maher or not? Discuss...
Honey Sanchez: oh yeh i remember now fan hahah P R N D L hahahaha
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Reeealy old, eh Cat?
oldiesfan: 10-4 eleanor, er, honey
Boney: 1964 Chrysler Newport... Reminds me, I watched Christine again last week... The original directed by John Carpenter
Dr. Headphones: i want to see herr rove step down too.
Bambi: but then my Dad, bless his heart, was so excited, he gunned it too much showing it off on it's maiden voyage home (after it sat for 2 yrs) ... he felt terrible! I couldn't possibly make him feel bad for it. He was kicking himself so much already.
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Don't know nothin' 'bout it E.
Boney: we're talking about power, Chucko
llanwydd: my first vehicle was a dodge dart. love those slant six engines.
cease: they were doing documentaries on indians for kpfk before they became firesigns
doctec: i liked maureen dowd's column today: "daddy gave junior the presidency. he broke it, so now daddy and his friends are going to clean up the mess."
oldiesfan: always wanted a '66 charger fastback with a 383 4-bbl V8
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Documentaries for Indians. Interesting...
Boney: I had a '76 Dodge Dart.
cease: well put, doc
Hemlock Stones: its gonna take them a while i think Doctec
Bambi: My Dad replaced it with a Ford Galaxy 500 burgandy and black ... and it purred between gas stations LOL
Dr. Headphones: of course, bob gates isn't lily white either, lots of skeletons in his closet. contras, worked for a voting machine company, etc.
Honey Sanchez loves indian documentaries
oldiesfan: but had to suffice with a '64 VW with basic everything
Dexter Fong: Kend: Don't want them Injuns out ther with out Documents
Boney: who will take away his license to kill?
DrHarryHappyTweeny: When gas was $.50 a gallon.
doctec: stones: you got that right. don't know how much can really be fixed in 2 yrs
cease: they talk about this in the begininng of the big book of plays, i think
Dr. Headphones: tween: that's almost like "back when i was a boy, a coke was a nickel"
cease: maybe in fred's book, i should check
DrHarryHappyTweeny: yep
Honey Sanchez: not much, doc
DrHarryHappyTweeny: and and oz was $20 lol
Hemlock Stones: perhaps they can at least stop him causing any more damage or wasting any more money
Honey Sanchez: i remember when they were lids for ten bucks
Bambi: if I remember correctly the Galaxy 500 had a 451 that really sucked it down, but yeah, gas pretty cheap back then.
Dr. Headphones: yep, i remember all of those monetary things. drove/drank/smoked 'em all
Honey Sanchez: no one even worried about if it was an oz
cease: the old dime bag
doctec: stones: yeah i'll settle for that
oldiesfan: gas prices after a gar war ended: reg 35.9, prem 39.9
oldiesfan: gas war
Boney: I remember when you could buy a pocket book for thirty five cents
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Oh yeah Honey. The trains brake will be on quite hard I do believe.
Hemlock Stones: i hope the wind of change begins to blow in this country too Doc
Dr. Headphones: boney: a gucci for $0.35?
Honey Sanchez: lol Boney from the 5 and 10
oldiesfan: gas war: lowest IIRC 18.9, generally down to the low 20s
doctec: comic books for a dime - then fifteen cents - then
doctec: (you get the idea)
cease: you in new mex, honey?
Honey Sanchez: yeah same for twinkies
llanwydd: speaking of how sturdy those slant sixes were, I knew nothing about how to care for my cars back then. I was putting oil in with the transmission fluid instead of in the crankcase. it was running on next to no oil and wouldn't quit.
Honey Sanchez: yep, cease
Boney: paperback short story collections from the golden age of sci-fi
oldiesfan: how about the TB Guide (or the TV Glide)--15 cents
Dr. Headphones: oldies: my dad owned a gas station in early 60s, i remember 12.9 once in a war
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Hopefully it will be catching, Stones. If the attitude towards the war changes here, I'm sure Britian will follow suit quickly.
oldiesfan: morning...6am channel 2...sunrise surprise
Boney: edited by Damon Knight
cease: and hopefully canada
Dr. Headphones: sunrise semester
oldiesfan: they were obviously scanning the el-lay edition
DrHarryHappyTweeny: That's a tough engine, LL lol
cease: lots of the news here is that harper won't be able to get away with toadying to bush anymore
Dr. Headphones: damon knight was (is?) good author
Merlyn: Ossman should be here next week as Tirebiter, promoting his new book
cease: to the great relief of most of canada
Boney: The Pan Horror Collection... a lot of those stories became teleplays for Rod Serling's Night Gallery
Hemlock Stones: every day, Tween i do my best to further blacken the name of Blair, but as youc an imagine its difficult,
cease: look forward to it, merl
oldiesfan: we'll have to make sure the room is well stocked with groat clusters...catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood brings sure the room is stocked with groat clusters.
Elayne: Okay, I've posted...
Dr. Headphones: cat: i've been going over to canada about once a week lately
Bambi: cool Merlyn ... will be great to see him
Elayne: Wow Brian, great news! I'll try to stay up late.
cease: welcome, kend
llanwydd: I've read tons of horror/sci-fi short stories
Dr. Headphones: mostly windsor and wallaceburg, ontario. haven't been to toronto lately though
Hemlock Stones: me too llan
cease: some of the best writing austin ever did
Elayne: Here's the address of my latest post: http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2006/11/but-hes-never-blown-giraffe-so-first.html
||||||||| Around 9:42 PM, oldiesfan walks off into the sunset...
Dr. Headphones: ok, el, got it opened in another tab, will read later, tnx
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:42 PM, dragging oldiesfan by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
cease: yes this was the thanksgiving piece for 67
llanwydd: I havent been to ontario since the 70s
Hemlock Stones: goes to make tea (not war) brb
Dexter Fong: bye wb oldie
llanwydd: I've been to niagara falls twice
oldiesfan: the scroll just ground to a halt
Dexter Fong: llan: My home town
doctec: thx for that link elayne
Elayne: It's like everything's just falling apart for the once-much-vaunted Republican machine...
llanwydd: really dex?
Dexter Fong: llan: Yep
Bambi: tea sounds good ... bbiaf ... gonna get some hot green tea :-)
Elayne: Karl Rove is crying in Jeff Gannon's panties right about now...
Dexter Fong: NF, NY
llanwydd: thought you were a native new yorker
Dexter Fong: That too llan
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Pretty funny, E...
Merlyn: Gotta go pick my son up from the university, back in a while
DrHarryHappyTweeny: lol E
Dexter Fong: Drive safe merl
cease: merl
Mudhead: hello, im returned
Elayne: Bye Brian!
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "9:45 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
doctec: nite merk
Mudhead: cya Merl
doctec: merl
doctec: oops
oldiesfan: washer>dryer handoff...bbl
DrHarryHappyTweeny: mudman
||||||||| At 9:45 PM, oldiesfan vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dr. Headphones: history channel show about end of world 21-dec-2012 (mayan prophecy)
Dr. Headphones: so, we have 6 years left. eat, drink, and be merry!
Dexter Fong: Kand^ Mayan's world ended long ago
doctec: dr. h: when did it start? and when will it be repeated?
llanwydd: if I'm not mistaken nostradamus predicted 1986
Dr. Headphones: doc: 9pm, probably midnight or 1am?
Mudhead: Id rather know Mary, if ya know what I mean
DrHarryHappyTweeny: The Mayans had an astronomical observatory at Chichenitza. Pretty advanced mathematics, considering...
Dexter Fong: llan: You're not mistakjesn, Nostrodamus was
doctec was poking around last week looking at 12/21/2012 end of the mayan calendar web sites
Hemlock Stones: is that on Cable or satellite Dr Headphones ?
Mudhead: mayans didnt B49 bombers
doctec: roll a couple of those B49 bombers....
Dr. Headphones: and don't forget terence mckenna's analysis of the i ching which says the same thing (invisible landscapes--i highly recommend reading it)
llanwydd: well, you can always say the world as we knew it no longer exists
cease: i wrote a play about the maya. what do i know?
Dexter Fong: And leave them on the pyramids
Dr. Headphones: hemlock: i get it on cable, don't have sat here
Hemlock Stones: i wish i had a pound or even a dollar for every time the world was supposed to end
cease: at least enough to have austin in it
Boney: Elayne, you're planning to have a burfday party here in the chat room?
doctec: dr. h: is that in "the archaic revival"? i have that book, read it long ago but have forgotton some of the details
Mudhead: why, you'ld be rich!
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Well, we're certainly working on it...
Dr. Headphones: doc: not same book, i don't think
Honey Sanchez: would settle for a buck, herself
Elayne: I can have a pre-birthday party here in three weeks, Boney. Jim suggested I do a CNI chat on the day itself.
Hemlock Stones: yes indeedy
cease: bergman had a great riff about india as a poor country when he was doing this show
Dexter Fong: Haney : a dollar sounds good to me
Elayne: I assume the CNI chatroom is at another address...
Dexter Fong: Honey
cease: his point being india is much richer in more important ways than us $$
Boney: Or you're planning to have a burfday party in real reality? If so, where?
Hemlock Stones: wrong room Dexter
Honey Sanchez: hahaha
doctec: dr. h: i know he talks about 12/21/2012 in "the archaic revival" - he also shows some graph that maps the progress and subsequent fall of rome to that of modern western civilization
Dr. Headphones: doc: listing of upcoming airings: http://tvshows.aol.com/show/decoding-the-past/SH7535290000/upcoming
doctec: thx dr. h:
ah,clem: cni chat is an irc channel, on irc.equnet.com channel #cni
doctec: i appreciate.
Dexter Fong: Stones: Maybe just the wrong amount
Boney: Why not have it here on a Saturday? This chatroom is open 24/7
Mudhead: so basically, just as my Social Security kicks in, the world will end
Dexter Fong: Mud: Don't worry, they'll send the balance due to any of your survivors
Honey Sanchez: excuse me, Dex..I'm Stones agent he doesn't come cheap
Mudhead: I knew those Bushes were doin somethin funny with SS
Dr. Headphones: muddy: c'est la vie ;(
||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 9:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Boney: why don't we do it in the chat room?
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
Dr. Headphones: hey, brainiac :)
Elayne: Oh, thanks Jim! I don't even know if I have an IRC client any more...
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Yo Bubba
Dexter Fong: Agent Sanchez, Border patrol Specialist
Mudhead: well, Im AC thats why
Boney: why don't we do it in an auto robot?
llanwydd: hey bub!
Bubba's Brain hums "Its a beauiful day in the neighborhood..."
Mudhead: do it inna street
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
Elayne: "No one will be watching us / Why don't we do it in the chatroom...."
Boney: teen angst in your Camino
Dexter Fong: Do it in a New York minute
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Why don't we do it in the road?
doctec: e: if you have firefox, go and get the chatzilla plug-in
Bubba's Brain: Hey H, Tween, Il, DF....
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Beat me to it, E...
cease: the proliferation of underground mags and papers were a source of mrith then
Bubba's Brain: Camino... Camino... There'll be no more Camino....
Honey Sanchez has the contract for the new border wall
Dexter Fong: Beat him to it, Elayne, ate to the bar
Hemlock Stones: did someone say bar,? mines a scotch
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Will it be a designer border?
Bubba's Brain: Or "ate at the bar"
doctec: http://hacksrus.com/~ginda/chatzilla/faq/chatzilla-faq.html
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Salad, Jackson
Bubba's Brain: Solid.
Dr. Headphones: bubba's brain salad surgery
Dexter Fong: afk for refill (And....No parking of the car tonight, tommorow is a Holiday
Bubba's Brain: Salud
Boney: Elayne, did you see Jon Stewart making fun of bloggers a few nights back?
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Bubba has a Clarence Williams III flashback...
Mudhead: What holiday is tmmw?
Boney: the thrill of it all
Bubba's Brain: Boney: E blogged about it....
Honey Sanchez: yeah tween designed to keep the gringos out when weed is legal cheap and plentiful oh yeah and some chile ristras and green chile lights oooooh
Elayne: Boney, check my blog for the first post I did this morning, talking about how pathetic it was that I knew who they all were.
Dr. Headphones: veterinarians's day is 11th
Boney: brb
DrHarryHappyTweeny: lol Honey
Mudhead: I like my cats doc
Elayne: Jim, I'm not sure I can get Equnet using mIRC. I probably have a very old version of mIRC...
Mudhead: but not a holiday for him
Hemlock Stones: dog day afternoon Dr ?
Dr. Headphones: stones: get sirius!
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Krassner news headline: -- Mexican Congress Passes Drug Decriminalization Bill
Bubba's Brain: or XM
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Arm This Day?
Honey Sanchez: lol yeah tween
cease: ok, that remains my favourite firesign piece, 39 years later
cease: its why their comedy has such resonance
ah,clem: should be able to log on to that server, but you have to add it, Elayne
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Will also erect 20-foot fence to keep out undocumented Americans.
cease: they're not just funny guys
Honey Sanchez: i think its sell more crappy furniture for less day tomorrow
Dexter Fong: Mudhead: Tomorrow's holiday is Veterans Day
ah,clem: do not need any special version of mirc
Mudhead: I got my papers right here pal, actually I use a pipe
doctec: a fence made out of feet? stinkin' ta high hell....
cease: this is back to funny firesigns. this was their xmas show
Honey Sanchez: papers we don need no steenken papers
Elayne: I tried Jim, but I have a very old version and it didn't seem to take. I just downloaded version 6.2...
Dr. Headphones: hey tween: what happened to kinky? he came in 4th in field of 4....
Bubba's Brain: (in a WC Fields voice) and Veteran's Day.
DrHarryHappyTweeny: The magic mushroom stuff is great.
doctec: yess, yes indeeeed...
Boney: I'm a silly kinda guy, seeing silly sites... http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2006/11/silly-site-o-day-you-know-its-kind-of.html
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and principal poop plummets into the garden at 9:58 PM.
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Kinky Firedman's assessment of the Border wall was, Hey, we might wanna get out of here in a few years
Mudhead: hiya PP
cease: it was even greater at the time
ah,clem: you have to manually add the server irc.equnet.org and port 6667
Honey Sanchez: hey its poop!
Hemlock Stones: welcome sir poop
Honey Sanchez: hola PP
principal poop: even ing
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Something like that, DrH. Lots of folks voted for the Dem candidate instead to try and oust the Republican. Didn't work.
doctec: hey pp
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Hey Poop
Bubba's Brain: helicoptor blades and poop --- hmmm
Bubba's Brain: Hey PP
principal poop: hi BB and all
cease: poop
Boney: a silly site a day won't lead my silly psyche astray
Elayne: Damn, my settings from 3.2 didn't transfer to 6.2. I'll have to do all that manually. But not tonight. I'll check this log over the weekend and try to set myself up...
ah,clem: Elayne, go to cniradio.com and click on the chat with us link
DrHarryHappyTweeny: However, DrH, a Democrat got Tom DeLay's seat hehehehehe
Elayne: Hi PrinPoop!
doctec: latest mirc only good for 30 days unless you pay for license
Elayne: Oh sure Jim, make it EASY why don'tcha!!
doctec: chatzilla is free
principal poop: HI E
Bambi: yummm, good green tea
Dr. Headphones: tween: even with dubya as acting sec-state esplainin' write in votes :)
Boney: a stray silly cat is quite a site
principal poop: i like the buds best bambi
Hemlock Stones: cheers Bambi !
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Boney: such a nite
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat: Is this FST one of yours???
ah,clem: that link should open in mirc
Boney: quite a vision to behold
cease: i sent bambi and clem my mushroom collection, yes
Boney: a silly link
cease: i thought they had it from someone else
Elayne: It does, Jim, but I have no settings in mIRC 6.2, they're all in the older version. I have to transfer all my settings.
llanwydd: so many stars! what a strange day
Bambi: cheers back at 'cha Stones
Dexter Fong: Cat: What's the name of this one??
principal poop: that mirc should link open with a mike
Elayne: This may not work, I don't even know if my settings are still good. They're all based on an email address that no longer works properly.
cease: the firesigns have pristeen copies of the originals which they must release
Elayne: Like I said, I'll worry about it this weekend. Got too much else to do.
Dexter Fong: Cat: What's the title of this one?
cease: he last one, A Shadow, is as good as anything they've ever released.
principal poop: free the originals, and the clones too
cease: better in my opinioni
Bambi: shouldn't matter Elayne
Elayne: Speaking of which, I must be off, have tons of blogs to read before the Daily Show...
Boney: that doesn't stink even when in a tuxedo dressed like a skunk
Elayne: Next week, all!
principal poop: good luck E
Dr. Headphones: later, e
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:02 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elayne by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: this is Tile it Like it Is, played xmas eve 67
llanwydd: nite elayne!
Honey Sanchez: bye, Elayne take care
Dexter Fong: IRBC'ing you
Hemlock Stones: bye for now Elayne
Bubba's Brain: E,off like a flash agian.
Bambi: have a great week Elayne!
ah,clem: bye E! see ya in chat, I hope
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Bye E...
doctec: bc or ad?
cease: i remember listening to it in the tiny lights of the taperecorder and radio i was taping it from
cease: by el
doctec: add!
Dexter Fong: Cat: What is the Title of this one playing now???
Bambi: free the clones, free the clones, free the clones...
Bambi: hi Bubba
DrHarryHappyTweeny: You were listening to the lights?
Bambi: hi PrinceP
cease: this is called Tile It LIke It Is
principal poop: buy later save now, this is not like the earwax candles friends, no no
doctec: O (say can you) C D
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Send in... the clones....
Bubba's Brain: And tasting the colors....
ah,clem: title tile like it is
Honey Sanchez tasted the rainbow years before skittles
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Very Daliesque, Cat.
principal poop: some like it hot
cease: maybe i can ask ossman/tireibter next week why this isnt released as cd
doctec: let's put the sin back in synaesthesia
DrHarryHappyTweeny: They really should, Cat.
Hemlock Stones: you beat me to it Doc
Dexter Fong: Cat: Think you sent me this...have to relisten to them all now =)))
Honey Sanchez: lets, doc
doctec: hee hee
Bubba's Brain: syn city, doc
principal poop: all the drowners into the pool
cease: yes you must, dex
cease: this is the primal ooze from which the firesigns emerged
Bambi: I want it all blue, no wait, I want it green
DrHarryHappyTweeny: And fine ooze it was...
principal poop: the ooze just released a cd, free the clones
doctec: although lili is still logged in, she is sitting on the living toom couch nodding off...
cease: they released two, exoricsm and by the light of the silvery, on pink hotel
Dexter Fong: Cat: I listened immediatley upon receiving them, but obviously was senserarely overloaded
cease: the rest of these need to be out
Honey Sanchez: awwwwww
principal poop: naps are nice
Dr. Headphones: i heard radio show which said stravinsky had synesthesia. for instance, c# for him was yellow
DrHarryHappyTweeny: I imagine she needs the rest Doc.
cease: i owulndt have known that was a dope joke in 67
doctec: i will sign her off when i go, and pass along your good wishes to her
Honey Sanchez: i heard n saw that too DR.
cease: yes, all the best oxygen to lili
llanwydd: I've never seen a pink hotel but I'll bet there are some in florida
llanwydd: made of pink coquina
principal poop: she hears the chat like coma folks hearing visitors
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Nor I Cat. Would have been 13.
Dr. Headphones: llan: on st. pete beach, largest wooden hotel in world
doctec: thanks cat - she needs it!
principal poop: mmmm lili hubba hubba
Honey Sanchez: there used to be one outside of Leadville Colorado on the way to the Climax mine, llan
Dexter Fong: llan: For years there was a big Pink, mosque like hotel on the beach here in NY...kinda of a srufing landmark
llanwydd: really? kend. I've been in that town but don't remember the hotel
Bambi: all our best wishes for full recovery to Lili!
Dr. Headphones: don cesar? i think that's the name
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Ditto Bambi for real...
principal poop: yes goog luck d
Bubba's Brain: Anyone do much with video?
doctec: thx bambi and everyone
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Cat does...
principal poop: cat does
Hemlock Stones: and i fully concur Doc
Dexter Fong: Cat Douz
Dr. Headphones: http://www.doncesar.com/
DrHarryHappyTweeny: With his shiny new digital movie cam.
cease: i might have a video for lodestone, bub
cease: hey speaking of goodies, got check. no problems this time
principal poop: hehehe cat
Mudhead: alas, im almost dead
Bubba's Brain: good.
Mudhead: oh no
Mudhead: there i am
Bubba's Brain: I need to rip some chapters of a DVD, add some titles, and put it up online (with the producers permission) but I haven't done video editing for a few years so I don't know what the current batch of programs...
principal poop: is that you mudhead?
Dexter Fong gives Mudhead mouse to mouth rescitation
Mudhead: pfft, those mice hairs
Hemlock Stones: put that gerbil down, Dexter
principal poop: cheese breath
Dr. Headphones: as long as you aren't a dirty rat, it's OK
DrHarryHappyTweeny: What are you reciting?
Mudhead: I use Nero Bubba
Dexter Fong: Mud: Can't hear you...speak into the mouse
Bubba's Brain: Whats your vid, cat?
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
DrHarryHappyTweeny: lol Stones...
principal poop: wots your cid vat?
doctec: will nero rip a dvd chapter to a format like mpeg or avi?
DrHarryHappyTweeny: 426 Hemi
Mudhead: yes
cease: im using old software, Studio 8 for basic editing and i'll be doing more intricate stuff on newest final cut express when i figure out how
Dexter Fong: Hem: That's no Gerbil, that's my Guinea Pig
doctec: cat's your vid what?
cease: you have nero, doc?
Mudhead: PC or Mac Bubba?
principal poop: which nero, does it fiddle?
Hemlock Stones: i must admity you make a lovely couple Dexter
Bubba's Brain: Mud: for ripping? Last incarnation of Nero I used, it was just a CD burner.
Bubba's Brain: PC.. XP
Honey Sanchez: lol Stones
Mudhead: great
Dexter Fong: poop: It's that new on, sub-nero
cease: oh yes doc, i saved the pieces as a data dvd today, but when i watcheed the cab poem, there seemed to be a glitch or 2
cease: msut fix before i send it to you
Mudhead: its up to ver 7 now
Hemlock Stones: CD Burner, i remember him now, played bass with Woddy Herman
DrHarryHappyTweeny: If you used Mac, I'd suggest MacTheRipper.
principal poop: i'll have the prime rib sub nero eeen
Dexter Fong: Woddy Herman and his Blue Picts
Bubba's Brain: I'll try it.
doctec: mud: re nero - are you talking about the full retail version or can i rip dvd chapters to mpeg or avi using the "oem" version (e.g. that you get when you buy an external dvd burner)?
Hemlock Stones: Wadi Herman and the Towel Heads
principal poop: i thought it was tuba, tenor tuba
Mudhead: usually you need the full version
Dexter Fong: Pee Wee Herman and the Pervs
Hemlock Stones: yes he did grow tubas PP how did you know that
doctec: cat: yes i have an oem copy of nero
principal poop: i saw them at a pink mosque place on the beach in NY
Mudhead: I have the Premium version
llanwydd: woody's hermits
Bubba's Brain: How bout editing/titling... any recommendations?
doctec: not the full retail version, but the oem version handles dvd authoring
Honey Sanchez: wadi herman was a great botanist and musician who played oud and sitar
Dexter Fong: Poop: Was that you out there hangin' 9?
Hemlock Stones: no it was Hermans Woodies, thats why he was arrested
Dexter Fong: When you lost your baggies?
principal poop: it is 10, one is very small
Boney: Peewee needed to get himself a VCR
Dexter Fong: and the loneliest number too
DrHarryHappyTweeny: What OS are you running, Bubba?
Honey Sanchez: "nods
Bubba's Brain: XP
principal poop: gesundheit
cease: when proctor di benny just now, it gave me the idea for him doing benny in Neal Amid
llanwydd: no, they go to eleven
doctec: i've used both nero and windvd creator for dvd authoring ... both have their good and bad points
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Yeah, wrong guy to ask... Mac person here
cease: you can hear procs voice as well as bennys in it
DrHarryHappyTweeny: lol P
principal poop: file off the bad points and sharpen them with a wet stone
doctec: i had to poke around in the windvd creator folders to figure out how to make custom menus and titles (not the generic crap stuff they give you through the user interface)
principal poop: don't let stones catch a cold though
Boney: Peewee Herman and Clarence Thomas "At the Movies." This week's thumbs up cable faves
Dexter Fong: You can get a wet stone form Cow's Pissing on a Flat Rock.com
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
DrHarryHappyTweeny: lol Boney
principal poop: visit the toad and drop a load
Hemlock Stones: its only a Stones throw
Boney: I'll make the San Fernando Valley my home
Dexter Fong: Vist the Newt and get a Hoot(er)
doctec: actually i created custom menu & bg images in paint shop pro, then i had to monkey with an xml file a few levels deep in the windvd creator pgm dir to get them to show up in the windvd creator interface - fun!
Boney: Video porn capitol of the USA, y'all
Dr. Headphones: ah, the pause that refreshes :) i'm back
Honey Sanchez orders from doc's menu ala carte
Dexter Fong: Boney: YOu mean Blue Ball, Pa>?
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Nice trip to the dentist, Doc lol
Dr. Headphones: menu? who's buying dinner? :)
Boney: two thumbs way up
principal poop: ahh ken, wipe your paws before you get on the chat table
Dexter Fong: Or Intercourse, Pa.?
doctec: tween: i are a geek :-)
Dr. Headphones: tween: like click and clack say, "i got a haircut"
doctec: and the final product came out really well
principal poop: screech english troop
Dexter Fong: Don't get a haircut like my brother
DrHarryHappyTweeny: I suspected ;-)
Boney: Retired cops and pornographers love the San Fernando Valley in sunny Greater Los Angeles
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Only one, DrH?
Dr. Headphones: dex: if you've seen my pic, last haircut i said "take a little off the top" and now i'm bald ;)
cease: this is a product of that valley
DrHarryHappyTweeny: Interesting combination, Boney
cease: not far from where i lived at the time
Dexter Fong: Kend^ What you had there was a failure to communicate
doctec: ok, lili has faded and i am not far behind here... gonna sign off now. i should be be on the jimmy lee/bambi chat this sat, and i'll definitely be here next week.
llanwydd: anybody want coffee?
Boney: there beneath the blue suburban skies
doctec: y'all have a good evenin' - see ya on the funway!
Dr. Headphones: later, doc, and good luck to lili!
Hemlock Stones: ok doctec, have a good week
principal poop: catman struthers? or the girl from all in the family?
Honey Sanchez: kk doc have a good week see ya bye
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, give llan some coffee
||||||||| Catherwood gets llan some coffee.
Dexter Fong: Doc: Stay well, and always the best to/for Lili
Boney: catherwood give everyone a cup of joe
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a cup of joe.
cease: keep well, doc
doctec: thanks all & nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
principal poop: best luck doc
Bubba's Brain: Nite Doc
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:22 PM and late as usual, it's Rotonoto, just back from Broomfield."
Dr. Headphones: poop: i think you mean strother martin?
Bambi: have a great one doc. Looking forward to your piece on Saturday if you have time to do one.
Dr. Headphones: hey, rotodave!
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:22 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs doctec by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
DrHarryHappyTweeny: I'm off to other endeavours. Thranks again for the Mushrooms, Cat :-) Nite all...
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto, like tiny Republicans, not chair any committees
principal poop: dean martin, phil martin, blue martin, chuck martino
Rotonoto: Hi all
Dr. Headphones: g'nite, tween
Hemlock Stones: see you tween
Bambi: hey rotodave!
Boney: Nite Tween
Honey Sanchez: nite tween
||||||||| DrHarryHappyTweeny leaves at 10:23 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
principal poop: oh no its roto
cease: nite tween
principal poop: nite tween
cease: roto
Rotonoto: Bozoette just left, Roto is paneling...
Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny
cease: this is the one i thought funniest
Bambi: have a one Tweeny
cease: of the mushrooms, at the time
principal poop: no no, it is called channeling
Hemlock Stones: i am getting something now from the other side PP
principal poop: check your panel stones
llanwydd: which channel?
Hemlock Stones: i did but its all back to front
Rotonoto: sorry for awkward question, but... anyone know definitievly about klok? What happened?
principal poop: ahh you have your panel on backwards, robots rules of order apply
Mudhead: Sadly, its that time again
Bambi: Stones, how is the shoulder doing?
Dexter Fong: Roto: Klok passed, apparently about three thursdays ago
Mudhead: Imma go now, but shall return next week
Hemlock Stones: its still here Bambi
Honey Sanchez: goodnight mudhead
Bubba's Brain: Time for that little churchmouse with the big message....?
Hemlock Stones: i just checked
Dexter Fong: Night Mud'
principal poop: oki mud, super week have
cease: mud
Dexter Fong: Roto: I know very little more
Rotonoto: right, know- but any further details emerge sinch then?
cease: bub
Bubba's Brain: Nite Mud.
llanwydd: nite muddy
Mudhead: GOOD NIGHT DEAR FRIENDS
||||||||| At 10:26 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dr. Headphones: roto: never got any autopsy results or antyhign like that
Bambi: rotodave, as much info as we know is on his Memorial page: http://www.bambismusings.com - click on the Klok Memorial at the top under the heading
principal poop: stones has a checkered past, ask honey
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (10:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Hemlock Stones: good night Mudhead
principal poop: Hi M
Bambi: have a great week Mudhead
Hemlock Stones: wb Merlyn
Bubba's Brain: yes, cat?
Merlyn: hello agin
Honey Sanchez: wb merlyn
llanwydd: I saw the hugest people at wal-mart today. you couldn't imagine
Bambi: wb Merlyn
Rotonoto: thanks fran
Dexter Fong: Kend^: His Friend Fred (Bees'nSpiders) was here earlier, did he have anything to say?
cease: i thought you were exiting, bub
llanwydd: and I only seem to see people like that at wal-mart
Merlyn: WHOA! Are you really in India, BBrain?
Honey Sanchez: i could imagine llan that's the sad part
Dr. Headphones: dex; not that i recall, but he was already present when i arrive, could have missed something
Hemlock Stones: well it is the worlds biggest store llan
Bubba's Brain: nope....
llanwydd: lol stones
Bubba's Brain: Close, Indiana.
Merlyn: heh, Nino is waaaaay off then
Dr. Headphones: bubba's brain has been outsourced!
Bubba's Brain: India? Na. Indiana!
principal poop: ahhh that is super wonderful bambi, I will read it all later
Merlyn: a spelling error
Bubba's Brain: Hmmmm. I could outsource Lodestone!
Bambi: we called the dog, Indiana!
Bambi smiles
Dexter Fong: And the cat, Hoosier Daddy?
Bubba's Brain: *SNORT*, Bam.
principal poop: could? looks like you already have BB
Honey Sanchez: indiana wants me lord i can't go back there
Rotonoto: I call my cat Mariah (really)
Hemlock Stones: so it was your cat that had wind
cease: Blues and Jazz here
principal poop: does she go like the wind? use vinegar
Bambi: (that was a quote from Indiana Jones: The last Crusade if you didn't catch the refereince.
Honey Sanchez: lol poop n stones
Rotonoto: runs like the wind for sure
Hemlock Stones: as long as the effect is choral, i dont care if its anal or oral !
Honey Sanchez moves away from the cat
principal poop: was that the one with sean connery?
Rotonoto: hey- I missed all the election celebratory etc. etc. heh!
Dexter Fong moves away from Hemlock
principal poop: senate and house hehehehe
Hemlock Stones: very wise Dex
Rotonoto: didn'w we win?
principal poop: singing for the choir again stones?
Honey Sanchez laughs
Dexter Fong: And Today, Cheny\ey out hunting, shot Rumsfeld....in the back
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Pancho Bob Villa disembarks at 10:31 PM.
llanwydd: yeah, I didn't know you folks were going to chat on election night
Hemlock Stones: first the hoot then the poop
Dr. Headphones: hey, bob vila!
principal poop: bob, I need to ask you about my pipes
llanwydd: hey bob
Rotonoto: this old bob...
cease: sometihng he's been waiting to do for 40 years
Honey Sanchez: hey it's bob vila
Pancho Bob Villa: Wish I'da knkown that
Honey Sanchez: hola senor bob
Hemlock Stones: is that a real Pancho
Pancho Bob Villa: aka a Yamamoto Iteration
Rotonoto: gonna ream out our retro?
principal poop: we could be big stones, like salt and pepper, laurel and ivy
Pancho Bob Villa: ew
Rotonoto: maybe refloor the den?
Pancho Bob Villa: Thanx for the Mental Scar....
Hemlock Stones: t;hose big stones can be real painful
Dr. Headphones: ah, so, mr. moto ;)
Dexter Fong: OI Pancho Bob
Rotonoto: you gonna turn on the siren?
principal poop: i have no scars right now, want a cigarette
cease: this predates ralph spoilsport
principal poop: drink lots of water
Hemlock Stones: shakes PP to see if he rattles
Rotonoto: now cough...
principal poop: oops I fell over, stop that
Hemlock Stones: NEXT !!!
Rotonoto: hey- I ain't getting any paneling put on
llanwydd: he's no fun...
Honey Sanchez: hehe he fell right over
Dr. Headphones: here's a quarter (oops, didn't get the set-up line)
principal poop: ahhh that felt good, do it again stones
Dexter Fong: In USA it's "NECKS"!!
Hemlock Stones: gives PP the treatment again
principal poop: I can walk, it is a miracle, touch the chat and yell heal heal heal
Rotonoto: go necks, no necks
Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez touches her monitor and yells yeee hawww lawdy
Hemlock Stones: and you will play the piano0 again PP
Dexter Fong: Cat: Ossman's imitation of Peter Sellers doing his Grit-pype Thin upper class cad is wonderful
Rotonoto: I samcka you forehead, you swoon for me...
principal poop: a quarter is not much
Rotonoto: smacka
Dexter Fong: Heel
principal poop: smoke coming out of my ears, I can hear
cease: this is very goony
Honey Sanchez: it's more than an eighth
||||||||| Boney is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:36 PM.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain departs at 10:36 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dr. Headphones: i have hair coming out of my ears....
Rotonoto: sit. stay. good girl...
llanwydd: well, I am utterly ex-freakin-zausted from a long, rough day. I look forward to seeing you and dave next week. Seriously!
Dexter Fong: Hem: I take it you don't listen to CNI?
Hemlock Stones: ;you have your toupee on the wrong way round again Dr H
principal poop: yes, instead of my head, hair turning up in the strangest places
Honey Sanchez: ok llan have a great week till then adios muchacho
principal poop: break a leg llan
Dr. Headphones: no toupee for me, i wear a teepee :)
Rotonoto: all this can be yours- if the price is right...
Hemlock Stones: ok llan take care see you later
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Pancho Bob Villa: I've been busy lately creating a new webcomic: http://abahc.com/fearandloathing.php
principal poop: i'll take the bag
Rotonoto: no pork for you, senator!
Hemlock Stones: loitering with intent again Dr?
cease: much of this is reference for reference sake
Dr. Headphones: low iodine in diet, i'm goitering with intent
Dexter Fong: STONES: Do/can you listen to the CNI broadcast
Hemlock Stones: am listening Dex
Rotonoto: cat, need referee, getting out of hand :-)
principal poop: reference sake is as good as japanese sake
Rotonoto: referee for reference sake!
Dexter Fong: Hem: DO you not think there's a great deal of goon show in these broadcasts
Hemlock Stones: dont get saki with me PP
Honey Sanchez: stones is such a techhead even I AM listening to his cni connection
principal poop: foki saki? oops wrong chat
Dexter Fong: Honey: TMI =))
Hemlock Stones: i told you to stay out of that room PP
cease: but you can see this how they evolved
Honey Sanchez: lol dex
Hemlock Stones: last time he set fire to the paper walls
principal poop: i am addicted stones, and the chat for those who are addicted is super
Pancho Bob Villa: been working on a new webcomic: http://abahc.com/fearandloathing.php
Dr. Headphones: evolved? hell, this here's the bible belt, we don't believe in that crap!
Dexter Fong: Extra Extra Read all about it..big fire in livi......aiieee!
Hemlock Stones: he used the side of a Japanese house for just one joint
Honey Sanchez: whoa dude gee poop!
Rotonoto: I'll take a paper, son...
cease: nok you see their trying to find out how many refs they can get away with without annoying audience
principal poop: that was big reefer
cease: their albums evolved from their stage work, which this is
Bambi: hi Pancho BV
Rotonoto: reefer reference?
Hemlock Stones: and when the ceiling collapsed they had to call a roofer
principal poop: yes, called a reefereence
Honey Sanchez: cuz of the hoofer
Dexter Fong: Hey: Ain't you that Japanese Butler, Rotonoto...The Champaigne Gong"
Rotonoto: "I spent the best years of my life..." (take her in for regrooving
Rotonoto: )
principal poop: it was a twofer
Hemlock Stones: i still owe for the best years of my life Roto
principal poop: winchester cathedral
Honey Sanchez will be payin till 2038
Hemlock Stones: here in England, debt is hereditary
Rotonoto: ah, so- Rotonoto somewhat inscrutable about champagne goon...
Dexter Fong: I'm here on a long term lease..still trying to make up mind about buying
Honey Sanchez: wise moove, dex
Dr. Headphones: buy low, sell high
Rotonoto: I recommend the food and drink...
principal poop: cough cough
cease: avoid buying and selling when high
Dexter Fong: Ah, Roto chop to heart of matter...Who-a stole-a Champaigne Gong/Goon-a,,,and why am I beginning to speak pigeon JAPANESE
Honey Sanchez: and driving getting a ticket for going too slow is embarrasing
Rotonoto: men- we are under attack from superior consciousness- questions? questions?
principal poop: the eggs sir?
Hemlock Stones: they are in everyones eggs
Dr. Headphones: pigeons aren't only japanese, they live on all continents except antarctica
Rotonoto: it's only the beginning- no pork for you!!!
Dexter Fong: Roto: Question: Whom am us , anyway?
principal poop: grumble grumble
Honey Sanchez: channeling again, dex?
Rotonoto: free wise guize?
Pancho Bob Villa: what channel
principal poop: check your panel
Dexter Fong: Honey, I don't switch channels, I set it once and tear the knobs off
Rotonoto: Roto is ostensibly paneling (really) then digress for this tremendous exposition...
Hemlock Stones: i got the pliars jammed in the board PP
Honey Sanchez: always set them at 11
Bambi: the emperor's penguins can keep antarctica lol
principal poop: knobs are super, buttons are best
Rotonoto: not one lousy piece of panel on humble abode yet
Honey Sanchez: wireless knobs
principal poop: those kids
Rotonoto: (pecan, you know...)
Dexter Fong: Roto: Try Super-wide papres
Dexter Fong: They're French
Honey Sanchez: coins coupes
Dexter Fong: They've got a little feather on one end
principal poop: think of it as thick wall paper
Dr. Headphones: the emperor's penguin has no clothes
Rotonoto: mais oui! (may we?)
cease: this is the origin of dwarf and even bits of 2 places
Hemlock Stones: well no one is perfect Dexter
Bambi: what a pity to put all those pecans on the wall ;-)
Rotonoto: oh, I love it when I speak french...
Dexter Fong: The Emporere has no French Penguines
Rotonoto: Roto wire up two special outlet box, have three prongs now, fool code inspector
Honey Sanchez: penguines you speeka italian now, poop
cease: the beatles
Dexter Fong: Poop: Not speaka Eyetralian
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principal poop: bene molto bene bebe
Dr. Headphones: morse code inspector?
cease: that mistaken number works so much better after that joke's overkill in previous play
Rotonoto: code of the east?
Dexter Fong: afk for another refill, Catherwood, set'em up on the house
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
||||||||| Outside, the 10:51 PM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Mark Time coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
principal poop: ode to the crest
cease: a head code
Dexter Fong: Just like we practiced, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dr. Headphones: mark my time, he's here!
cease: behind code
Mark Time: gooday mates!
Bambi: Hi Mark Tiiiimmmmmeeeeeee
Honey Sanchez: hi mark
principal poop: its about time its about space its about mark
cease: mark mark mark
Mark Time: hey Bambi
Rotonoto: now you get the guard's attention and I'll...
principal poop: hey guard, look over here!
Bambi: Dr. Headphones is playing hookie and we are blessed that he did. :-)
Dr. Headphones: but i'm not using a hookah ;)
Rotonoto: what's he hooked so far?
Hemlock Stones: sneaks past disguised as a grand piano
principal poop: i used a hookah once, she really knew her stuff
Rotonoto: was that a hook or a jab?
Honey Sanchez: he's hooked on what???????
principal poop: hold it right there liberace
Dr. Headphones: jib-jab
cease: volcanos uber alles
Dr. Headphones: hooked on phronics!
Rotonoto: hooked on jabberwockey or sumthin'...
Hemlock Stones: dammit i forgot the candelabra
principal poop: by hook or crook
Bambi: hooked on the classics
Rotonoto: twas brillig, you know...
Honey Sanchez: hoked on fonix
cease: didnt guercio produce 2 places?
principal poop: this is freewheeling
Honey Sanchez: franklin?? is that you?????
Rotonoto: two produce places? in one small town like this?
principal poop: yes, it is your benny honey
cease: tjhis doesnt work at all
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Charles Throat into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:55 PM, then departs.
Hemlock Stones: Benny Honey, now he definately toured with Beiderbeck
Dexter Fong: Over here, Elenor!!]
principal poop: you have the panel on backwards
Charles Throat: Happy days are here again, Dear Friends
Hemlock Stones: Evening Charles
cease: indeed, chuck
Dr. Headphones: hello, CT
Rotonoto: gas music from Jupiter indeed!
Honey Sanchez: hi charles
Dexter Fong: CT: Indeed =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
principal poop: yes, its a good day for singing a song
Charles Throat: Papoon WON!!!!!!!
Dr. Headphones: gas from the moon on the news today. not sure if it was burp or fart, though
Dexter Fong: and all the little Papoons too
Rotonoto: yay!!!
cease: that only worked on stage
Rotonoto: no pork for you, senator!
Dexter Fong: Senator, try the Sand Dabs
Charles Throat: Have some Hubris Pie
Charles Throat: or Humble Pie, your choice, both going like hotcakes tonight
Dexter Fong: And on this page, we have a lovely selection fo Chef's Specialties
cease: that wokrs even better on radio
Charles Throat: groatcakes rather
Hemlock Stones: tries to choose between pie and hot cakes
principal poop: heavy on the 30 weight mom
Charles Throat: One from Column A and two from Column B
Dr. Headphones: hot cakes with real maple syrup, please, and slathered with real butter
Honey Sanchez: its a hard choice, stones
Dexter Fong: I'll have the Hot-cake Pie
Honey Sanchez: or hotcakes with real honey n slathered with treacle
principal poop: what kind of pie?
Dexter Fong: Or treacle cakes lathered with crisco and slithered over some whole-wheat grits
Charles Throat: Cream Pie with Hot Sauce
cease: bye bye pie
Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmmmm dex
Dexter Fong: bye bye hapiness
principal poop: bye bye american pie
Dexter Fong: bye bey belgium waffles
cease: with armenians
Charles Throat: Aww Dex just as I was saying hello to it again
Honey Sanchez: we said goodbye to american pie during the truman era
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
principal poop: drove my chevy to the levy but the levi was strauss
Rotonoto: don't forget the thirty weight
Dr. Headphones: catherwood, exit silently, please
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dr. Headphones and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dr. Headphones!"
Dexter Fong: Charles: Try on this belgium waffle hat with eye balls
Charles Throat: TruMan, Destroyer of Toyko
principal poop: eye balls? wrong chat
Honey Sanchez: hai!
principal poop: tai hai
Charles Throat: Wanna wear my hat? I didn't think so
Dexter Fong: Jai Alai
principal poop: knee hai yee hai
Dr. Headphones: yippie tai yai
Charles Throat: Good choice
Merlyn: I'm usually away doing things, if I seem to be ignoring people...
Dexter Fong: And you get a free bottle of P J Proby wines
Charles Throat: Hey, where did that huge dark cloud go
Rotonoto: no more nice guy- you coming with me, baby...
Charles Throat: Merlyn we take it very personally, that's why we're not saying anything about it
principal poop: i sit here and cry waiting for one word from you M. bawl bawl
cease: who wonna 2nd world war you so smaat
Dexter Fong: Merl: As long as we all remember you're behind the curtain
Rotonoto: we all gruntled in here...
Honey Sanchez hands poop a hankie
principal poop: killing pigs ain't kosher sarge
Charles Throat: eeew
Rotonoto: all gruntled about erection...
Charles Throat: There's poop in this hankie
Dr. Headphones: honey: use the hankie to clean the poop
Bambi: hi CT
Dr. Headphones: i'm getting too old for my erection to be gruntled any more
Charles Throat: Bambi how ya doin' sweetheart
principal poop: are boogers and snot 2 different things or the same thing?
Charles Throat: Still celebrating here
Dexter Fong: I'm not gruntled to DH, he likes it that way
Dr. Headphones: same thing, different phase, like water and ice
cease: what was that last line?
Bambi: doing better now that there may be some return to balance of power
cease: tokling helps too?
Charles Throat: Boogers = snot + time
Hemlock Stones: Boogers and Snot are a London Law firm i think
Charles Throat: No kidding huh
principal poop: loool
Dr. Headphones: lol, hemlock :)
Charles Throat: Let's make the water turn black
Rotonoto: balanced power courses through the body politic...
Dexter Fong: Poop: Boogers tend to be a more gelid formation as opposed to snot is more generic
Charles Throat: Screw balance of power - let's NAIL THEM TO THE WALL lol
cease: i hope youore right, roto
Rotonoto: hmmm, still a bit of vibration at higher rpm's...
Dexter Fong: Charles: Well defined
principal poop: vengence is mine sayeth the Dems
Honey Sanchez: yeah im with chas on that one
cease: certainly starting off well enough, rummy exiting
Hemlock Stones: ah Poop Boogers, no one played harmonica like he did
Rotonoto: yeah cat, and how!
Honey Sanchez: lol Stones
Rotonoto: oh, that old boozer...
principal poop: he played a mean trombone also
Charles Throat: The Reagan Revolution is OVER my dear friends
Honey Sanchez: he snotted the best licks in town
Dexter Fong: Stones: That's Pop Burgers
cease: you see the line before aquarian parents
Hemlock Stones: the trombone wasnt always mean but he mistreated it and the rest is history
Rotonoto: no more nice guy!
Dr. Headphones: trombones aren't mean unless treated badly when young
Rotonoto: you coming with me, baby!
Charles Throat: We wanted to live long enough to see it - her it is
principal poop: whip it, whip it good
Rotonoto: I gotta two ticket to forbidden pork locker...
Charles Throat: We got ROAD to travel. roto!
cease: peccary pie is much funnier
principal poop: but its a long way to peccary
cease: but meth is funnier
Rotonoto: oh! even president not get in there!
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto! YOu tell-a me, You are Jewish
Charles Throat: We got ALL tickets to Forbidden City!!!!
Bambi: now if they can help restore citizen's constitutional rights, liberties and freedoms .. it will be even better.
Rotonoto: yesh, Roto star rising...
Rotonoto: not bad for mere goyin...
cease: the origin of eykiw
principal poop: george mahteski is mentioned often
Honey Sanchez: forbiddeen city just 1/2 mile off the antelope freeway
Rotonoto: goyim?
Charles Throat: And free plastic pickles for all!
Charles Throat: You know our platform
cease: i think they liked sahying matetsky
Dr. Headphones: (yawn) now it's time...to say goodbye...etc. to all my dear friends. next time i'll come back when i can't stay as long :)
Charles Throat: 1/4 mile, Honey
Bambi: and break the strangle hold the corporate lobbies have on citizens...
Dexter Fong: Ohhh! Roto you goyin...you Gypsey Queen
cease: like mrs presskey, etc
Rotonoto: six inches off the ground? this end up? no more nice guy?
Charles Throat: Oops, 1/8 mile, my bad
principal poop: plastic pickle offer not available in georgia
||||||||| Around 11:10 PM, Mark Time walks off into the sunset...
cease: good to see you again, kend
Rotonoto: MIC- see ya real soon, Dr. Phones...
Honey Sanchez: nah the forbidden city is next exit
||||||||| Dr. Headphones hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dr. Headphones?! It's 11:10 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
principal poop: good driving ken
Rotonoto: KEY...
principal poop: lool M
cease: new fresno
principal poop: a good one catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to principal poop and says "Someone mention my name?"
Rotonoto: 'cause We Like You!
Dexter Fong: Ooops Night Ken, very nice to wee you here, as always
Bambi: have a great week Ken!
Charles Throat: So may I post a totally off-topic, totally self-serving link
Rotonoto: mouse you way to slumber...
principal poop: and break the stream of consciousness thought train CT? sure
Rotonoto: serve us up our special sandwich...
Bambi: M I C K E Y M O O S E ....
Dexter Fong: Peccary Sandwich
Charles Throat: Give a listen... http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/fedoras
Charles Throat: Or not!
principal poop: with extra cheese
Rotonoto: bye Ken, don't mow down any civilians...
Bambi: go for it CT
Charles Throat: I feel so dirty now
Dexter Fong: CT: Wait for it...wait for it....
principal poop: shameless
Rotonoto: Roto save url for when have computer with sound...
Charles Throat: feed me dex
Bambi: is that an independent artist thing CT? or signed with a label?
Rotonoto: deaf but definitely not mute- heh!
Hemlock Stones: Tries to sneak off without anyone noticing
Charles Throat: They are their own label
Honey Sanchez: nytol take sominex tonight and sleep...............................
principal poop: you were faded stones, you cannot fool me, ahh sure you can
cease: thankfully nobody remembers joe pyne
Dexter Fong: I see you Hemlock, crawling around on the floor with that blasted magnifying lens
Charles Throat: Must retire for more celebration folks - learn to SMILE again
Hemlock Stones: dammit that giraffe gives me away every time
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
Rotonoto: sleep, sleuth...
Bambi: have a great week Stones!
principal poop: ahh ralph
cease: honey
||||||||| At 11:14 PM, Charles Throat vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Rotonoto: we bids ya adieu and such like...
cease: charles
principal poop: oops bye CT
Honey Sanchez: nite dex ya'all have a great week
Hemlock Stones: thanks friends hope you all have a great week see you again soon
Dexter Fong: Cat: I remember Joe pyne
principal poop: wait wait wait, who is going?
Hemlock Stones: special thanks to ah clem for the entertainment
Dexter Fong: Night Roto
Dexter Fong: Night Charles
cease: was he national?
principal poop: ahh heck, goodbye to whoever is getting on the bus
cease: i thought just in la
Dexter Fong: leavin' faster that I can type or register
Rotonoto: OK, Roto go too, hang pecan panel on wall (will take pix for all uninterested parties...)
Dexter Fong: nite poop
principal poop: i am lost, where is the sandwich?
||||||||| Hemlock Stones rushes off, saying "11:16 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Rotonoto: oh, a special sanwich, a 'Sleepy Joe'...
principal poop: have a super week, or face the consequences
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give principalp poop a Peccary Sandwich
||||||||| Catherwood gets principalp poop a peccary sandwich.
Rotonoto: nite all...
cease: stones
cease: roto
principal poop: yum
principal poop: burp
||||||||| At 11:17 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Rotonoto!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give principal poop the bill
||||||||| Catherwood hands principal poop the bill.
principal poop: $24,000 for a peccary sandwich???
Bambi: have a great week RotoDave!
Dexter Fong picks up the bill when no one is looking
principal poop: this sounds real
Bambi: pick up your cues, Dex
Dexter Fong: Poop: This is real...a real live show from he Magic Mushjroom in LA
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pancho Bob Villa - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principal poop: you know what I mean, oops, I don't know what I mean
cease: 1967
cease: this was their first i think
Dexter Fong: Poop doesn't mean to be mean, he just isn't sure if he likes it that way or not
principal poop: i was mistreated as a child, i never even had a trombone
cease: just the plague
Dexter Fong: Well we put the slide in the back yard, poop
Dexter Fong: And you know you lost oyour embouchure
Dexter Fong: French you know
principal poop: i have the brochure here somewhere
Dexter Fong: And I have the brochetta right here
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, pass out the brochetta
||||||||| Catherwood passs out the brochetta.
cease: this was thier first mushroom as i recall but they'd already done electrician
cease: i'd liike an orange. or the sun
cease: one of my faves
principal poop: lol
Bambi: yes, these are great Cat!
principal poop: when are you going to get... walk don't walk
Dexter Fong: I'm getting "Don't keep touching yourself there"
cease: you havnet heard this before, bambi?
cease: i thought you had this
Dexter Fong: No mixed message that one
Bambi: isn't this part of the mushroom plays Cat? We just got them from you.
cease: yes bambi this is called Freak for a Week
principal poop: yute?
principal poop: oops yte lol
Dexter Fong: Your Honor, these Youts are innocent
Bambi: I had never heard them until tonight :-)
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principal poop: this is wonderful
cease: you must dive into them
cease: i think thisd is true for others
cease: i thought most here had heard at least some of these
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'd call it a rarity
cease: thats what i was bitching about ealrier dex
principal poop: can he reach enlightenment?
cease: these should be released
Dexter Fong: Cat: Of course, I agre
Dexter Fong: agree
cease: get agre on yourself
principal poop: lol
Dexter Fong: I used to be able to agre but then great white brother gave me the ague
cease: this is the frist spoillsport
cease: in one of the other plays, its ralph williams
cease: so maybve this isnt the first
Dexter Fong: Cat: This is more like the ralph we all know from the record then the ralph williams was
cease: yes
cease: though maybe they wrote this before and recorded the other one earlier
Dexter Fong: Cat: Wemay never know ))
cease: fresno is a big ref in these plays too
cease: not just austin's influence but it worked for them as a sound
cease: i could ask tirebiter next week, dex
Dexter Fong: Austins home town and a source of much amusment to the others
cease: bergmans from shaker heights, an even funnier name
Dexter Fong: Cat: We could all ask him, then he'd have to answer
principal poop: lol do unto others as you would do unto them lol
cease: and proc is from goshen
cease: the only thing i'd want to find out is why these arent released and what can be done about that
Dexter Fong: and Oz Man?
cease: fred provided a wonderful service releasing all the stuff he did but this should be a firesign release
cease: ozzie is from santa monica
cease: wrote a beautiful poem about that city on the dya of his birth
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah, Fred did good things...
Dexter Fong: The youngest poet on record or cd
cease: i see he has a new project out, about the beatles
cease: ossman reads the poem on a video produced by former firesign sideman michael packer
||||||||| LiliLamont leaves at 11:44 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: mostly poetry but some bits of firesign
Dexter Fong: Cat: He's apparently in some sort of cooperative with BearmountainMedia,com
principal poop: that was super super ahhh, clem, thanks and cat too wow
cease: liil?
principal poop: doc finally turned off her pc lol
cease: osman? yes the new book
Dexter Fong: Me! Me!
Dexter Fong raises hand
principal poop: poop poop, hi, i took a nap that is why I was late
Dexter Fong: Thank you Jimmy and Fran
principal poop: and root
principal poop: ahhh toad away
Dexter Fong: not tonight he heh
principal poop: hard to believe that was 1967, the insight into culture and the hippies could have been recently by those who had studied and understood those times
cease: these should be in every firehead's colection
principal poop: yes cease
ah,clem: thanks all, and good night!
Dexter Fong: But time
principal poop: thanks again JL
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:48 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Night all, next week then
||||||||| At 11:48 PM, Dexter Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| 11:48 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| "Hey Dexter Fong!" ... Dexter Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:48 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
principal poop: thanks for saving and sharing those, that is wonderful cat
principal poop: treasures
principal poop: i am being dramatic, I guess I should go lol night night
cease: nigfht
||||||||| "11:49 PM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Merlyn: looks like things are winding down...
||||||||| Merlyn is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:58 PM.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| principal poop - dead from measles
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Bambi: have a great week everyone! And please feel tree to stop in to listen and maybe even chat with us on Satuday evening. Starts at 6:30PM ET - Independent Artists Warm Up - 7-10PM ET - JimmyLee and Bambi Show 10PM ET a few more minutes with Firesign Theatre ... more information: http://www.cniradio.com
||||||||| Around 12:01 AM, Bambi walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
adam
Bambi
Bees'n'Spiders
Boney
Bubba's Brain
cease
Charles Throat
Dexter Fong
doctec
Dr. Headphones
DrHarryHappyTweeny
Elayne
Firebroiled
HEMLOCK STONES
Honey Sanchez
LiliLamont
llanwydd
Mark Time
Merlyn
Mudhead
oldiesfan
Pancho Bob Villa
principal poop
Rotonoto
 URL References:
http://abahc.com/fearandloathing.php
http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2006/11/but-hes-never-blown-giraffe-so-first.html
http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2006/11/silly-site-o-day-you-know-its-kind-of.html
http://hacksrus.com/~ginda/chatzilla/faq/chatzilla-faq.html
http://tvshows.aol.com/show/decoding-the-past/SH7535290000/upcoming
http://www.bambismusings.com
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/fedoras
http://www.cniradio.com
http://www.doncesar.com/


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