||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 02, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:01 AM and Firebroiled waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Firebroiled: There must be some way out of this. I’ll change the air, that’s what I’ll do. What have I got left on the Climate Control? Dust Storm? Tibetan Wilderness? Land of the Pharaohs? Land of the Bushohs! That sounds great! Firebroiled: But, then again?? ||||||||| At 9:02 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 7:49 PM, dragging Mudhead by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Mudhead: They have just annouced that due to problems with availability of voting machines all Democrats should vote on Nov. 7, all Republicans vote on the 8th. ||||||||| Around 7:50 PM, Mudhead walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead plummets into the garden at 7:50 PM. Mudhead: Welcome to the FUTURE! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| "8:42 PM? 8:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits at the bar. ah,clem: hi Mudhead ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre", at about 9 eastern, Nick' Mudhead: hi Clem ||||||||| Bambi sneaks in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Bambi: hi Clem and Mudhead Mudhead: catherwood bring Bambi a toasted Almond ||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi a toasted almond. Mudhead: hiya Babe Bambi: how've ya been? putting an iMac back together here ||||||||| Bees'n'Spiders steps in at 8:56 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bambi: hi Fred Bees'n'Spiders: Hi, guys! I don't have much time tonight. I just wanted to drop by for a quick "howdy!" Mudhead: hiya ||||||||| Bees'n'Spiders leaves to catch the 8:58 PM train to Connecticut. Mudhead: whats playin first tonite ah Clem ? ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:58 PM and late as usual, it's What th'..., just back from Guilford." Bambi: glad you did Fred, even if for only a little bit :-) What th'...: Hi, this is Fred again. It just booted me out! What's up with that? ah,clem: it's a Nick Danger night, starting with HCYB Bambi: don't know ... still here myself What th'...: Guess I must have clicked that little chromium switch over there... Bambi: oooo, my fav! thanks Clem! Mudhead: Careful wif that switch, the encrusting is copming loose ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 02, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Mudhead: OK ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM downtown bus from British Columbia pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. What th'...: Gotta go hang... um, pictures, that is. She who must be obeyed is paging me... See ya! ||||||||| "9:01 PM? I'm late!" exclaims What th'..., who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Mudhead: In the news today: They have just annouced that due to problems with availability of voting machines all Democrats should vote on Nov. 7, all Republicans vote on the 8th. ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:02 PM, dragging doctec by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" cease: hey doc Mudhead: hi cat an doctec n Merlyn doctec: hi there ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:03 PM and late as usual, it's justanothergov'tTweeny, just back from Austin." Merlyn: Hey, there's some weird name logged in with cease - who did the cat drag in? Mudhead: ut oh justanothergov'tTweeny: Good eeevening.... Mudhead: thought that said just another hungover Tween justanothergov'tTweeny: That could be as well lol... Mudhead: wassup wif Lili doctec ? cease: phil austin? ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:05 PM and Hemlock Stones waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. justanothergov'tTweeny: Yeah, how'd Wednesday go? Hemlock Stones: Greetings doctec: she's still having lung problems - unknown cause of blockage, she's sucking in oxygen now justanothergov'tTweeny: Halo UK... cease: poor lili justanothergov'tTweeny: Wow. That's very weird. Mudhead: in with the good air doctec: more tests coming up next tuesday ah,clem: hi all Mudhead: send her my best doctec: hi J.L. justanothergov'tTweeny: Hi Clem... doctec: i got my next segment written today, will try to get recording done and segment in your hands tomorrow. justanothergov'tTweeny: Sure hope they come up with a good (and uncomplicated) answer, Doc. doctec: mudhead: lili says thanx
Mudhead ) ||||||||| Merlyn LeRoy sashays in at 9:07 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. doctec: she looks forward to getting this lung problem behind her and joining in on chat Merlyn LeRoy: ok, things are really weird on the chat... doctec: tween: yeah me too cease: is mark foley here? justanothergov'tTweeny: Yeah, Lili... be well... Merlyn LeRoy: LOG OFF justanothergov'tTweeny: Biting tires again, Merl? Merlyn LeRoy: oops doctec: all of us? Mudhead: no, you logoff ||||||||| Merlyn LeRoy aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Merlyn at 9:08 PM Merlyn LeRoy: there's a blank name logged in, cat logged in twice justanothergov'tTweeny: A schitzophrenic can have an argument any time he likes. doctec: oh Hemlock Stones: is there a Hacker in the house ? doctec: i'm not schizophrenic ... and neither am i cease: shall i leave? ||||||||| "9:09 PM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Merlyn LeRoy: and the chat entrance page says there's a special appearance by public/the_Waiting_room justanothergov'tTweeny: lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters with cease close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room. ||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Merlyn LeRoy: yay, saved by the reaper justanothergov'tTweeny: The invisible Firehead ||||||||| Hemlock Stones rushes off, saying "9:10 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Merlyn LeRoy: the invisible man died of the plague ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Hemlock Stones into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:10 PM, then departs. Merlyn LeRoy: everything looks ok now cease: the 5th crazy guy justanothergov'tTweeny: These folks don't know if they're coming or going... Mudhead: If its yellow, your going Merlyn LeRoy: cat, it may have been a double click on the "go" button on the entrance page or something - did you press the go button to log in? ||||||||| Around 9:11 PM, justanothergov'tTweeny walks off into the sunset... doctec: mh: lol ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Tweeny'sEvilTwin', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:11 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... cease: i did the 2nd time Tweeny'sEvilTwin: I told him I'd get him sooner or later mwahahahha cease: the first time i didnt get in Merlyn LeRoy: is this the standard HCYB? Bergman sounds a bit different. Tweeny'sEvilTwin: It's in the water, that's why it's yellow... cease: bergman's in the water? Merlyn LeRoy: maybe that's what happened, cat. I guess we'll have to live with ghosts on occasion Mudhead: his eggs are ah,clem: it is the standard one, but not well sampled Merlyn LeRoy: thanks clem, I guess it's the compression doctec: i've been feeling very compressed lately myself Hemlock Stones: it must be the Great Compression, i read about it Merlyn LeRoy: I remember the great compression Hemlock Stones: lol Tweeny'sEvilTwin: groan Merlyn LeRoy: everyone was flat broke cease: ive been reading the final cut hd manual trying to figure out how to convert hd to dv cease: thre must a final cut forum somewhere that could answer that quick enough Tweeny'sEvilTwin: I'd be of no help whatsoever, Cat... Tweeny'sEvilTwin: The developer's web site doubtless has a forum. doctec: cat, check out http://www.apple.com/support/finalcutpro/ for starters cease: ive been to a final cut forum before. i'm sure i can find my way back there again cease: yes thats what i was reading, doc Mudhead: i use VCDGear to convert mine cat onna PC Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Do you havethe whole iLife package on your G4, Cat? ||||||||| 9:19 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Merlyn LeRoy: Ossman's Tirebiter book "The Ronald Reagan Murder Case" publisher's page is here: http://bearmanormedia.bizland.com/id128.html llanwydd: is this myspace.com? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Yo LLan cease: i get the impression that if i export hd to idvd it should convert but i havent tried it yet Tweeny'sEvilTwin: It's for rent, LL. cease: oh is the book out? doctec: cat: also http://www.dmnforums.com/cgi-bin/displaywwugindex.fcgi?forum=apple_final_cut Merlyn LeRoy: I don't think it's shipping yet cat Merlyn LeRoy: reminderbinder: David Ossman here as Tirebiter in 2 weeks doctec: bear manor is fred's publisher as well ||||||||| "Hey Hemlock Stones!" ... Hemlock Stones turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:21 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Mudhead: \o/ llanwydd: thanks for the headsupagain, merl Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Really? Kewl :-) ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Hemlock Stones in through the front door at 9:21 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. llanwydd: I don't want to miss it llanwydd: howdy stones! Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Having connection problems, Stones? Merlyn LeRoy: yeah, fred's the one who tipped me off about it coming out doctec: hey stoned Mudhead: I'll make a note of it, make it a C Meryln doctec: er, ... :-) Hemlock Stones: hi llan, i seem to have browser problems cease: thanks doc cease: exciting news about tirebiter cease: i'll have to order that book ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:22 PM and boney bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. cease: when you mentionied it last week, i thought it was a new cd doctec: still biting tires... Tweeny'sEvilTwin: IE 7? cease: i have the ronald reagan murder case on cassette somewhere llanwydd: I'm taping The Seventh Seal on TCM cease: and speaking of minneapolis, did you know krassner was in town in october, merl? llanwydd: I've seen it before but it's worth seeing again boney: John Kerry gave me his joke book! cease: i entered his name on youtube and found him doing standup at some big antiwar event doctec: lland: i missed viridiana, didn't i? Merlyn LeRoy: didn't know that, cat Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Rots of ruck, Boney doctec: viridiana was (is?) supposed to be on ifc already (or soon) Mudhead: get any laffs outta dat boney? cease: that lord buckley thing with groucho was great cease: you entered phil proctor's name yet? llanwydd: yeah, doc. that was a couple of months ago cease: its some how to pick up chicks flick, or tv series or something llanwydd: I missed it too cease: but its really proctor, a very young proctor. Merlyn LeRoy: no, phil in a lot? cease: if you enter bergman you get that soap dude doctec: thanks llan (dang, i gotta stay on top of these things) Hemlock Stones: if anyone wants a live stage version of Peter Cook doing The Judge and Monty Python doing The Four Yorkshiremen, i have left a zip file at this address cease: yes it appears to be a series, maybe late 70s or ealry 80s Hemlock Stones:https://www3.sendthisfile.com/d.jsp?t=jJZncrIQwno4m2QFmvuxqiVu cease: thanks, stones cease: anyway, check out proctor picking up chicks, while he still can doctec: o wow stones - thanx!!!!! Hemlock Stones: my pleasure Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Grats, Stones... Hemlock Stones: if you actually want to watch the video its at Channel4.com Mudhead: use your knees & back Proctor Hemlock Stones: i dont have a video ripper alas Mudhead: i do Mudhead: lets talk cease: yes that would be something to get Mudhead: the technology has gotten better Mudhead: less confusing Hemlock Stones: both sketches are from The Secret Policemans Ball, the Amnesty International Fundraising gigs ||||||||| printspimple poop sashays in at 9:27 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Hemlock Stones: hi PP ||||||||| Bees'n'Spiders enters at 9:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. cease: i think i have that on tape llanwydd: evenin print printspimple poop: evening Mudhead: hiya again llanwydd: hey bees! doctec: mh: fwd details to me - http://doctechnical.com/cgi-bin/email_doc.cgi Bees'n'Spiders: The operation was a success. My pictures are now well hung. Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Hey PrincP, B&S... doctec: am interested in video ripper details boney: John Kerry gave me his joke book! llanwydd: video must be the son of jack cease: he should have borrowed the firesign's Mudhead: why sheeeeitt Im gwanna be imotant, Im gonna look impotant Tweeny'sEvilTwin: And you lived? doctec: boney: all blank pages? Hemlock Stones: is Kerry working for the Republicans now ? printspimple poop: take a swift boat to china boney doctec: stones: no, i think he's just clumsy llanwydd: "the book of gaffes" Bees'n'Spiders: Blank pages? No way. Forty-two footnotes with references in the back. ||||||||| Dexter Fong sashays in at 9:30 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. doctec: ...and the references are blank... ? doctec: het dex Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Kerry cartoon: http://www.uclick.com/client/nyt/po/ printspimple poop: ahh dexter sashayed in with knocker just like me Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Hi Dex... Bees'n'Spiders: No, just the eyes looking upon the pages... Oh, that was Foley... Dexter Fong: Hiya Doc and regalars llanwydd: howdy dex! Tweeny'sEvilTwin: also good: http://www.uclick.com/client/nyt/tt/ Hemlock Stones: Hi Dex printspimple poop: the bee's knees Mudhead: greetings all Dexter Fong: Hey Hem Dexter Fong: Hi llan printspimple poop: how are you mudhead? Dexter Fong: Yweeny Dexter Fong: poop Dexter Fong: Tweeny printspimple poop: oh lydia Tweeny'sEvilTwin: weeny? Mudhead: still pumpin air pricipalpoop Bees'n'Spiders: Oh Siris... Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Lydia.. the tattooed lady.... printspimple poop: ok macaca or whatever your name is, Senator Allen must be a firesign fan... doctec: my cocker (spaniel) Dexter Fong: The Macaca - The forbidden Campaign term doctec: yeah, that's what he meant llanwydd: what's a macaca? Merlyn LeRoy: hmm, that bizarre chat room bug also removed my email from the notification list... Mudhead: no email for you Dexter Fong: The chat has bugs? We must flea doctec:http://realclearpolitics.com is doing a good job of tracking all the u.s. election races Mudhead: that might be good printspimple poop: oops, i thought it said marilyn leroy, it is M cease: hey dex Dexter Fong: Hiya Cat Mudhead: watch out for that building! doctec:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaque printspimple poop: pump pumpkins mud, that is what they are for Mudhead: only the family type pp llanwydd: macaque of the red death doctec:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaca_%28slur%29 printspimple poop: extended or nuclear? Mudhead: we're all nuclear llanwydd: nookyular cease: the election tracker looks thorough, doc Hemlock Stones: lol llan Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Who you callin' a monkey? doctec: newkewlar printspimple poop: iit is a slur, if a russian used the N-word, american reporters would not be fooled for 1 second... doctec: lland beat me to it ||||||||| Catherwood leads oldiesfan in through the front door at 9:36 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. cease: looks like you get lieberman for another 6 years Merlyn LeRoy: Today on the street I saw a "Republicans for Voldemort" bumper sticker Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Evenin' Oldie oldiesfan: yo room printspimple poop: hi oldies fan llanwydd: evening oldies! doctec: cat: yeah - sucks. lamont is making a last minute push but prolly not enough cease: good one, merl Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Yo yo Mudhead: we've always known to go for the independent llanwydd: take her away for regrooving printspimple poop: worthless?? hahaha cough cough cease: ive been reading all i can on the websites and blogs cease: did you get my email today about the todd rundgren song? doctec: independent schmindependent (in this case anyway) Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Quite, P... oldiesfan: brb Mudhead: all you can, or all you could ||||||||| "9:38 PM? I'm late!" exclaims oldiesfan, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes. Merlyn LeRoy: no really: http://www.goats.com/store/stickers.html cease: this would have been a great election for the firesigns to comment on ||||||||| oldiesfan waltzes in at 9:38 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Mudhead: we'll hold open your eyelids doctec: lieberman just goes along with the tide imho - does whatever it takes to appease the greatest number of people cease: too bad no one's paying them to do it doctec: cat: you got that right oldiesfan: what's a good refresh rate setting? printspimple poop: wb of Mudhead: 1 oldiesfan: ty i just chgd to that as a guess doctec: political incorrectness is no longer tolerated in u.s. society - we're now the redcoats Merlyn LeRoy: however often you want to see new text Mudhead: i hadda sound event clickin like crazy too Mudhead: nuked it boney: the paws that refreshes, oldiesfan oldiesfan: lol doctec: mh: go into control panel -> sounds and audio devices -> "sounds" tab and set sound scheme to ?no sounds" printspimple poop: clicking like a crazy monkey Bees'n'Spiders: Nose resting on the space bar? doctec: i hate pc sounds - i always shut 'em off after an install boney: Rate these paws doctec: an install of xp that is oldiesfan: is this a pretty regular chat each thursday at 9/8 central time? Mudhead: oh no, then i cant hear important grunts and squeaks Dexter Fong: Yes Oldie Hemlock Stones: me too doc, very annoying Mudhead: i just disabled the offending event to none doctec: oldiesfan: extremely regular llanwydd: this has been regular for many years Merlyn LeRoy: every thursday oldies Merlyn LeRoy: and in two weeks, George Tirebiter himself (David Ossman) should be here! oldiesfan: live even on the left coast...or do they get it 3 hrs later? (i'm jussss keeedinggg!!!) cease: for over a decade, oldie doctec: lots of fiber is essential doctec: left coast 3 hrs earlier Tweeny'sEvilTwin: somebody was asking me when the chat officially started. What was the year? printspimple poop: is that thanksgiving M Mudhead: not much actually Merlyn LeRoy: live everywhere - back in the IRC days, we had an australian show up ones oldiesfan: then we'll have to have plenty of groat clusters here in 2 wks Hemlock Stones: yes tween, was it BC or AD ?? boney: if you're so smart, why don't you pick up your cues faster? Bambi: howdy everyone! great to see ya all doctec: chat 9pm est, 6pm pst oldiesfan: r those my Qs? doctec: 2am in london Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi boney: maybe your refresh rate is too slow printspimple poop: hi bambi Mudhead: of tip my Q's will ya llanwydd: hi bambi! Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi boney: catherwood, refresh oldiesfan ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside boney and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?" printspimple poop: then stop slapping me Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Evenin' deer person... Bambi: Tweeny -- I took the iMac apart and there was a piece of the bracket sticking up and preventing the CD from booting Mudhead: we CAN talk here boney: catherwood please give oldiesfan something to refresh him ||||||||| Catherwood hands oldiesfan something to refresh him. Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Ah HA! Merlyn LeRoy: The earliest IRC chat on google groups is 1996, but Elayne refers to the regular IRC chats back then llanwydd: how did you learn about our chat, oldiesfan? doctec: those damn brackets printspimple poop: dam bracket Dexter Fong: those [damn] brackets Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Could have been worse. Might have been paraentheses... printspimple poop: those flanges too, got to watch out for them oldiesfan: for no apparent reason i googled "audrey farber" the other day...and wound up here ;-) Mudhead: haha llanwydd: cool Dexter Fong: Audrey farber?? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: The iMac is booting with the TechTool CD now? Bees'n'Spiders: Susan Underhill? Mudhead: Betty Jo Bialoski doctec: oldiesfan: that's the internets for ya... printspimple poop: non, you mean nancy oldiesfan: you may know her as melanie haber Dexter Fong: Betty Jo Bielofsky? boney: is googling politically correct? llanwydd: audrey was a former member of our group llanwydd: I never knew her oldiesfan: not even as nancy? Hemlock Stones: yes Boney , providng you dont follow them home llanwydd: lol Bambi: it tried to boot from the CD you sent and it did boot from it and even gave me a mouse cursor for a second and a happy Mac icon ... but then the hard drive started making bad noises ... the kind of noises that a failed hard drive makes unfortunately. So the therapy worked now but the patient died lol doctec: boney: not for much longer :-/ cease: wasnt audrey tiny's girlfriend? Bambi: at least that's how it is looking right now boney: Google a slap in the face Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Shoot. So it was the HD after all. Bad luck... Bambi: yeah, sure seems so Tween llanwydd: all I know is that there is a photo of an audrey farber at the bottom of previous chat pages Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Well, the good news is now you have an excuse to get a better drive... Merlyn LeRoy: IRC chats started March, 1995 by Elayne, tweeny: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/msg/7a99a31db12e2c05 oldiesfan: ...went into his room, only to find gideon's bible... Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Did TechTool see the hard drive? doctec: after which he ran into the hall and said: "hey gideon - you left your bible here!" printspimple poop: oh nich, you're such a tool Bambi: yeah, that's true Tween ... will have to wait for awhile though Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Thought it might have been around then. The internet finally taking shape about that time. printspimple poop: nick dammit Tweeny'sEvilTwin: I'll have to thank her when she shows up :-) Hemlock Stones: what shape is it now Tween ? printspimple poop: are you listening to cni oldies fan? Bambi: TechTool seemed to initially see it...I am guessing since it got a happy Mac icon oldiesfan: no, should i be? ;-) llanwydd: I've only been here since 2003 boney: unhappy Mac icon printspimple poop: yes, it is nick danger oldiesfan: k Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Oblong, Stones lol llanwydd: I'm quite literate for a three year old printspimple poop: put down that pickle Tweeny'sEvilTwin: So you didn't boot into the TechTool program? doctec: you can't put down ickles anymore, it's politically incorrect Hemlock Stones: i'm an old square myself Tween so it suits me fine doctec: pickles Mudhead: It looked like a clown printspimple poop: don ickles? Dexter Fong: ; Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Suit yourself... Bambi: it didn't go into the CD fully once the hard drive started the death throws Dexter Fong: ickles the own? doctec: icrophone isn't orking llanwydd: you can't even call them pickles anymore. they are "former cucumbers" Hemlock Stones: those home surgery kits are really useful Tween Dexter Fong: ap it a ew imes doctec: i ate hat cease: better than having sex with hat Dexter Fong: llan: Chemically altered cucmbers doctec: i ink the utton is roken printspimple poop: gherkins are still gherkins Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Bad news, Bambi. Have you tried reconnecting the drive? oldiesfan: glycerin vibrafoam Tweeny'sEvilTwin: lol Stones Mudhead: which album is moleskin cookies on? printspimple poop: how is your clavical these days? Merlyn LeRoy: Just Folks I think mud Bambi: I checked all the cables but may have to take it apart again and check them again Hemlock Stones: you mean Ma Rainys Whole Mole Cookies Mud ? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: You could of course disconnect the drive and boot the CD just to check out the rest of the hardware (TT has all sorts of tests). llanwydd: Missing Shoe, Mudhead printspimple poop: ready for volley ball?? Mudhead: yes Stones
Bambi is not looking forward to that LOL Hemlock Stones: each cookie contains a whole Mole Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Does JL have a can of contact spray cleaner handy? Hemlock Stones: was it Dear Friends ? oldiesfan: was it the tb guide...or the tv glide? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Yeah, the take-apart isn't all that easy is it? doctec: oldiesfan: both oldiesfan: 6am--sunrise surprise doctec: with new ork oldiesfan: from new ork Bambi: without the CD in, it does the same thing it did before I tried to run the CD Bees'n'Spiders: Time to board the Golden Hind... llanwydd: I first heard the moleskin cookies gag when I saw them live in 81 doctec: bringing up dinner llanwydd: then I heard it on Case of the Missing Shoe Bambi: so I am not sure if the CD is still ok Hemlock Stones: Eat em, wipe em off, eat em again ! printspimple poop: yum Mudhead: thats the line oldiesfan: is look out for father with danny nose on? Bambi: but with the CD in, it starts to load the CD, then the hard drive starts those horrible thrashing noises and it pops the CD out. Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Well, as I said, if you can get TechTool booted, it can check out the integrity of the systems files, disc structure, etc. Hardware tests as well. cease: did he turn into a great sandstone building again? Bees'n'Spiders: The CD or the CD drive? What was the bracket in contact with? oldiesfan: bbl Merlyn LeRoy: Hey everybody, TinyCWRU is back up!! The Firesign MUSH area is still there! telnet://tinycwru.tinymush.org:4201 ||||||||| Around 9:56 PM, oldiesfan walks off into the sunset... Tweeny'sEvilTwin: You're sure it's the hard drive and not the CD? Bambi: good deal Tween ... will keep working on it :-) Tweeny'sEvilTwin: The trashing noise may be the CD drive trying to read the scratched part of the TTP disc. Bambi: the CD itself Fred llanwydd: B n S, have you been with us before? printspimple poop: i have forgotten how to speak morse code M Tweeny'sEvilTwin: It sees a good system on the CD, but then can't read the rest of the disc (maybe). Hemlock Stones: you have to be pretty dotty PP Bambi: it apparently prevented the CD from spinning up because now it spins up and begins to load the CD Bees'n'Spiders: Ouch! Once the offending bracket was plucked out, have you tried another CD? doctec: dit dit dit dit dit get a job printspimple poop: dash it all stones Tweeny'sEvilTwin: She doesn't have another boot CD. Bambi: that's a possibility Tween, but it keeps doing the thrashing after the CD pops out llanwydd: is there still a practical purpose for morse code? doctec: give that cd the boot cease: what would morse science high do without it? Hemlock Stones: yes, its still used as emergency backup Mudhead: no, its not required for a license anymore Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Hmmm... well, try disconnecting the hard drive and see if it boots. printspimple poop: merit badges in the boy scouts llanwydd: I see Bees'n'Spiders: Sure, Morse code will soon be a new add-on to cell phones. Mudhead: so I'll be Moresing someone Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Just what we need Bee lol Bees'n'Spiders: Extra charge, of course.. doctec: morse science boney: Make sure it's covered by the warranty before booting a Mac mini Bees'n'Spiders: I get high on Morse science Tweeny'sEvilTwin: People doing Morese as well as talking while they're driving... boney: crunch Bambi: I will take it apart again to disconnect the hard drive as the next step Tween :-) printspimple poop: outcast woman Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Morese, the Gangster of Love? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Sounds logical Bambi boney: squash Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Alanis Morese? printspimple poop: zuchinni Bambi: oh, darn scroll rolled off before I could see what Fred had said llanwydd: what's on cni tonight? Dexter Fong: Who's Fred? printspimple poop: FDR is surrendering ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dexter Fong: Just finishing Nick Danger llan Hemlock Stones: nick danger doctec: fred's the guy who pulls the curtain llanwydd: 2Places again? Bambi: it's a Nick Danger night llanwydd Bees'n'Spiders: Hey, my shoes have sprung a leak. Gotta go inflate'em again... Bye printspimple poop: not anyplace at all llan ||||||||| Bees'n'Spiders leaves at 10:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." doctec: a.k.a. adolf llanwydd: I see Dexter Fong: Night B'nS ||||||||| Catherwood leads oldiesfan into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:01 PM, then departs. doctec: bye beez Hemlock Stones: see ya beez printspimple poop: wb of, are you listening to cni? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Bambi told JL she'd cook him his favorite meal ;-) Bambi: B'n'S was Fred ... Klok's friend from CT oldiesfan: i was before i had to go do the washer/dryer move Mudhead: im in ct Dexter Fong: Ah, thanks Bambi cease: really? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Good to know Bambi. cease: too bad we didnt know llanwydd: oldiesfan, are you m or f? printspimple poop: laundry night ahh ok doctec: ah - thanx bambi printspimple poop: that is a little personal llan cease: i hope he comes back Dexter Fong: A big personal printspimple poop: let us not be gender cops doctec: mexican or finnish? llanwydd: you really think so? cease: 3 faces of al oldiesfan: > m Hemlock Stones: Mohican or Fundamentalist ?? Bambi: he said he could only stay for a little while tonight ... I am sure he will be back Dexter Fong: Macaca or ferchachte llanwydd: thought so doctec: dex: lol Mudhead: oh Id love to be a Mohegan now Tweeny'sEvilTwin: lol Dex printspimple poop: ac dc bc ad ab db? cease: is that nick danger compendium ever going to come out? oldiesfan: how did you guesstimate me? ;-) doctec: mh: i bet you would i bet you would... llanwydd: perhaps a mohican fundementalist Hemlock Stones: careful llan they are pretty radical Mudhead: yeah, but a free radical doctec: are there any radicals left at all? printspimple poop: i joined the curleyhicans doctec: free or otherwise? cease: jerry? abbie? are they both dead and free? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: A Krassner? Hemlock Stones: lol PP printspimple poop: woo woo woo wooooo cease: did yhou read his huffpo piece about ginzberg the other day? llanwydd: radicals are the red things in tossed salads, right? doctec: missed that one cat - will have to check it out Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Missed that one Cat cease: krassner isnt free. he's Expensive oldiesfan: arnie ginsberg? on WMEX 1510? Hemlock Stones: those are free radishes llan Mudhead: yess llan Tweeny'sEvilTwin: No doubt ;-) cease: talks about abbie and jerry and alan at an event, leery there too doctec: i stayed at the radishon once - nice, ya.... cease: anniversayr of on the road Hemlock Stones: this reminds me very little of the time i met William Burroughs cease: this is about anniversary of Howl Mudhead: Timothy Learys dead? llanwydd: lol, doc Tweeny'sEvilTwin: lol Stones printspimple poop: no, he is outside, looking in cease: was he amuzing, stones? llanwydd: no no no no boney: prince nipple oop Mudhead: ta dum dum printspimple poop: when the wind blows the burrough will rock Hemlock Stones: yes he was but most of the gathering were too stoned to notice him cease Mudhead: you set em up cease: a problem with being stoned printspimple poop: that is a problem? boney: whoop oldiesfan: ...you don't understand how radio works...now all i have to do to return us to the present is fade my voice (out like this...and cue the organist!) Hemlock Stones: picture and inflatable marquee full of inflatable furniture with naked acid stoned hippies cavorting on them Hemlock Stones: in walks Burroughs with Swedish TV crew printspimple poop: wrong chat stones hehe Mudhead: he or she doesnt know we cant hear things in the brackets llanwydd: think Missing Shoe will appear on cni tonight? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: wow Stones Hemlock Stones: i was only an observer PP boney: in the 21st century, naked acid stoned hippies should put their damn clothes on and shut the fuck up cease: i am curious, mellow printspimple poop: ahh voyeur, i have some links for you hehe a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse Tweeny'sEvilTwin: lol Boney llanwydd: I have acid reflux. does that count? boney: they're an embarrassment to their grandchildren oldiesfan: willlllburrrrr! doctec: i gotta take off - lots to do tomorrow. see you all here next week. (and i'll be on cni saturday as well) printspimple poop: is this the 21st already? Hemlock Stones: he walked in right behind me, surveyed the chaos, and turned to the TV crew and said, "I dont think there is anything i can tell these people !" llanwydd: nite doc! ||||||||| "10:11 PM? I'm late!" exclaims doctec, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden. printspimple poop: good luck doc ciaooo Mudhead: email me back doctec cease: hope the next time you appear here, the dems will control the house, at least Tweeny'sEvilTwin: That's about it these day LL ROFL Dexter Fong: Night Doc and best wishes to Lili printspimple poop: of course of course cease: yes hope she recovers pronto boney: These days, naked acid stoned hippies belong to AARP and want to vote but always forget Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Nasty business. She really can't get a break ;-( Bambi: nite doc Bambi: our best to Lili ... hope she's doing better printspimple poop: what did bill have to say stones? boney: why Johnny can't vote... he's stoned, as always Hemlock Stones: at least they have an excuse Boney Tweeny'sEvilTwin: They go to concerts and pass the Metamucil.. boney: forgot Bambi: she can't get a break...I will have to read the cheese log later when I can load it cease: sounds like the krassner riff, geezer stock llanwydd: I saw Ingmar Bergman on the dick cavett show tonight Hemlock Stones: that was all PP, he was to give a lecture and only me and my friend were straight enough to notice him arrive ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bubba's Brain into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:14 PM, then departs. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:14 PM and Charles Throat waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Hey Bubba... Merlyn LeRoy: hey bb llanwydd: he has to be the most boring person who has ever been interviewed oldiesfan: yo bubba Bambi: hi bubba printspimple poop: ahh BB and CT Charles Throat: A free aluminum bat for everyone tonight Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Hey CT Charles Throat: Hi Bubba and all Dexter Fong: Did anyone here down load that link from Alt.firsesign the Groucho show with Lord Buckley on it? Bambi: stones, how's the shoulder recovery going? Bambi: hi CT Bubba's Brain: Hey all Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba llanwydd: that's not fair, charles Charles Throat: Got the Cavett with Groucho Tweeny'sEvilTwin: As long as it flys, CT... Bubba's Brain: Alluminum bats for Haloween? Hemlock Stones: slowly but surely thank you Bambi but the meds have caused an allergic reaction in my eyes and i now have a corneal ulcer in right eye Dexter Fong: Hey Charles, missed your entrance =) Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Yeah, Stones. How's dem bones mending? printspimple poop: aluminium for stones Charles Throat: Llanwydd, it's no fair to anybody Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Jeeze, Stones... Charles Throat: Aluminum FROM stones llanwydd: I have the cavett/groucho as well Bambi: hi boney Bubba's Brain cease Charles Throat Dexter Fong Hemlock Stones llanwydd Merlyn LeRoy Mudhead oldiesfan printspimple poop Tweeny'sEvilTwin ah,clem :-) copy and paste, gotta love it :-) Bubba's Brain: Sounds like alchemy, CT. Dexter Fong: Don't know if the link is still available but seeing Lord Buckley as a contestant on Groucho's show was just amazing Charles Throat: I tivo'd it so have the mpeg if anyone really wants it printspimple poop: you are falling apart stones, pull yourself together mate Bambi: oh, man ... sorry to hear that Stones Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Got the 10 volume The Prisoner series through an inter-library loan. McGoohan was so good... Charles Throat: So does intelligent design, Bubba, but it's real as clown's milk cease: yes that was great. id never seen buckley before Hemlock Stones: dont talk to me like i am a pair of curtains PP llanwydd: I'm not at all familiar with lord buckley cease: hi bubba cease: did you send that guy his Neal Amid? Bubba's Brain: hey cat. Charles Throat: You're so lucky, I think he's coming by later Dexter Fong: llan: He's worth looking around for Tweeny'sEvilTwin: I'd love to have it CT. Bambi: yes, loved that show too Tween (The Prisoner) McGoohan was very good Bubba's Brain: He hasn't put in an order yet. Did I need to contact him? printspimple poop: i was going to say ok wanker, but that might too hard, if it was, oops Hemlock Stones: Charles, does the existence of Bush and Blair deny the idea of Intelligent Design cease: number 6 is coming here? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: What's the file size CT? Charles Throat: Tweeny - charlesthroat@SBCGLOBAL.NET boney: It's possible that the youth vote and twentysomethings will FINALLY come through on November 7--Hunter Thompson and Zappa will miss it unless someone raises the devil--Jon Stewart will be there Hemlock Stones: McGoohan once told me to Fuck Off Tweeny'sEvilTwin: But he won't give you any information, Cat... Charles Throat: Oh huge - but I'll send a DVD Charles Throat: Hemlock, of course not... cease: you can dine on that for decades, stones boney: the college crowd may decide this election instead of the senior citizens printspimple poop: wow stones, i only hear that from ordinary people cease: i was just viewing some footage i shot in coimbra the other day Hemlock Stones: yes maybe, he lived near me and i was trespassing in his garden cease: room number in this historical palace place was #6 cease: maybe both, boney Charles Throat: ... it's just balance for all us superior people cease: lol stones cease: i am not a number, i'm a free footprint Hemlock Stones: for me, The Prisoner was essential viewing oldiesfan: before & after--calgon, mcgoohan Charles Throat: I love the 21st century if ONLY for Tivo Dexter Fong: Hem: YOu're lucky he didn't sent the big white baloon afteryou cease: i liked the stuff he did for disney before that too Bubba's Brain: "I am not a number!" -83736672882 Bambi: me too Stones Hemlock Stones: yes i wondered about rover boney: AARP is saying DON'T VOTE so that senior citizens can win again... but Jon Stewart fans may vote because AARP told them not ot boney: not to Charles Throat: And I love that I have EVERY Dear Friends show and EVERY Let's Eat on my telephone... Hemlock Stones: i even had a badge which said Number 6 cease: youre doing a john kerry immitation, boney? oldiesfan: b&a answer: ancient chinese secret agent man printspimple poop: i need to get a vcr or dvd player, or is there something new now? Charles Throat: Bubba, no, that my carbine, issued to me by United States Army oldiesfan: or...secret asain man, i suppose boney: it's from his joke book, cease cease: now you have to turn that phone into a shoe, charles Mudhead: yes PP get blu-Ray Bambi: that's great Stones ... Number 6 :-) Hemlock Stones: yes PP theres a writ from the RIAA llanwydd: but would you rather hear it on your telephone, ct? Charles Throat: Oh come on Poop, they're $30 at Walmart llanwydd: I'd like to get those on CD boney:http://dontvote.org/ Charles Throat: Lloanwd, email me printspimple poop: yes, I don't sit on my bottom enough in front of a screen now.... Charles Throat: llanwydd I mean boney: that was taken out of context Bambi: better buy one soon princep, soon all hardware will have built in hardware level DRM ... read about Seagate's new drives for cable pvrs and tivos, and hard drive for laptop printspimple poop: the prisoner wrote a book? Hemlock Stones: The Prisoner is available on 10 DVDs Charles Throat: I already voted - man did it ever feel good Hemlock Stones:http://www.tvdvdplanet.com/movies/action/The_Prisoner.html?gclid=CJCVyZn0qYgCFTZREgodfG_IhQ printspimple poop: ok ok a dvd reader Charles Throat: That's one I'd like to have, Hemlock Bambi: DriveTrust ... might want to read about it starting with http://www.bambismusings.com or just Google for it. ||||||||| Around 10:24 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Outside, the 10:24 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. llanwydd: testing Tweeny'sEvilTwin: The final episode is positively bizzare. printspimple poop: if i squeeze you will you pass another llan? Bubba's Brain: sssssibilence, sssssibilence, one, two, three... Hemlock Stones: the village they filmed it in is a tourist trap now printspimple poop: all you need is love tween boney: mail it in... I'm an absentee in more ways than one Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Yeah, everyone should read Bambi's blog about the DriveTrust business. oldiesfan: meoowwwwwwww! ... this animal is sick! Charles Throat: llan, how did you do that? I could have sworn I saw you waving from the bus Bambi: yes, it was positively bizaar ... who'd a thunk it ... totally unexpected boney: the case of the absent context oldiesfan: doctor, give him something for his cough Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Reall, P... very strange printspimple poop: she is in my favorites list, I have not run my favorites yet this week llanwydd: I honestly don't know how I did that Bubba's Brain: not much of a cough..... oldiesfan: now hold it right there!
Bambi smiles printspimple poop: ahhh a mystery Hemlock Stones: theres a new weird series on BBC TV now Bambi Hemlock Stones: its called Torchwood Charles Throat: I'm staying drunk until next Tuesday Dexter Fong: afk for refill Bambi: gotta love keyboard shortcuts that we haven' t discovered yet ;-) printspimple poop: ok fong boney: keep it simple. those soundbytes must be chewable. Bambi: what's it about Stones? boney: the soundbytes must be chewable enough that a goat won't choke on 'em printspimple poop: the guy from fantastic four becomes a pyromaniac? cease: they went along way with opium jokes Bubba's Brain: goats'll eat anything..... and little lambs eat ivy. llanwydd: what good is opium anyway except... oldiesfan: happy thanks...giving.......from......W......K......R......P Charles Throat: A goat'll eat a can of opium printspimple poop: i had a goat, his name was jim Charles Throat: Did you now Hemlock Stones: its strange, about a group of special ops that collect alien technology that arrives here through wormholes etc, sort of Doctor Who with shagging in it Charles Throat: Sounds like a ;limerick printspimple poop: there once was a girl with angina llanwydd: a kidd'll eat ivy too cease: the pet goart must be a really intresting book Bambi: gotta love the 3 stooges version of that (little lambs eat ivy song) Charles Throat: I always wanted to have sex with a Dalek Bubba's Brain: wouldn't you? oldiesfan: mulva? Hemlock Stones:http://movies.quicksilverscreen.com/ oldiesfan: oh...delores printspimple poop: that is her Merlyn LeRoy: Hey stones, wiki says it's an actual spinoff of Dr. Who Charles Throat: Get out my tools and go to town Bambi: sounds like something I would really enjoy Hemlock Stones: at that addy you can watch the first couple of episodes on line along with ALL the Simpsons, South Park and Futurama, Lost etc, get it before Hollywood does Merlyn LeRoy:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torchwood Merlyn LeRoy: if it's Dr. Who, hollywood won't touch it Bambi: then I would definitely enjoy it ... love Dr. Who boney: When Phil Austin chatted about Adult Swim... that was the most interesting Thursday Nite chat ever... Interesting to me Charles Throat: If only they hadn't touched HithHiker's Guide Hemlock Stones: the touch of death Charles i fear boney: Nick Danger in anime... I never would have thought of that cease: yes those shows me mentioned arent availble in canada. must be able to find them online though llanwydd: wonder why I don't remember that chat Merlyn LeRoy: yeah, magrathea shut down in protest Bubba's Brain: Sorry to make it so short, but I'm fadin'. Later all. Charles Throat: Douglas is rolling in his grave printspimple poop: my feelings are hurt boney sniff sniff llanwydd: might have been before my time Hemlock Stones: see you Bubba Dexter Fong: Night Bubba Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Later, Hoosierman... printspimple poop: ahhh feel better after that sniff sniff night bb Mudhead: I gotta go too Bambi: night Bubba Bubba's Brain: Nytol. ||||||||| "10:34 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bubba's Brain, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Dexter Fong: Night Muddy Charles Throat: Back in a few, must perform a mystic ritual Tweeny'sEvilTwin: lol P Hemlock Stones: ok take care Mud see you soon oldiesfan: nite here too....10-4 eleanor! Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Bye Mud ||||||||| Around 10:34 PM, oldiesfan walks off into the sunset... boney: how did I hurt your feelings, prince? printspimple poop: night mud Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Next time, oldies ||||||||| Mudhead departs at 10:34 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" llanwydd: brb Dexter Fong: Night Oldie printspimple poop: oops a bus leaving the station boney: a prince of a pal printspimple poop: we are not interesting to you... Bambi: night Mudhead boney: No. Phil Austin talking about Adult Swim is MORE interesting. cease: mud boney: if that's possible Bambi: night oldiesfan cease: oldie printspimple poop: too late, my morse code feelings have been dashed printspimple poop: ahhh hello ahhhh, clem Dexter Fong: Hi Clem ah,clem :) cease: hi ah printspimple poop: i find you folks interesting every week, but yes, that was special fun having him here Hemlock Stones: Yo Clem cease: no, our dead friend isnt here printspimple poop: i do have a pimple, bizarre at my age boney: Thursday Nite chat is like a masquerade where everyone knows who everyone is... Except you don't know who anyone else is... You're not even sure about yourself cease: shoe it is printspimple poop: he might be here in spirit if we call upon him Hemlock Stones: strangely PP the first couple of times i came to this room my nickname was Frank Acne Bambi: last week's JimmyLee and Bambi Show is up on http://www.cniradio.com on the replays page, it has doctec's MTBF second audio submision that folk's might enjoy checking out at some point. :-) printspimple poop: missing shoe is on llan printspimple poop: lol stones cease: i was gonna type something, and then i thought nah, only klok would get that printspimple poop: i like hemlock stones better, thanks lol llanwydd: cool boney: I'm not even sure I know who I am printspimple poop: say it anyway cease, somebody might surprise you Hemlock Stones: you can email me even now at frankacne@yahoo.co.uk Bambi: lol cat cease: forgot whatever it was printspimple poop: what? boney: ego mode cease: but that thought, in itself is a summoning of him Dexter Fong: Catherwood, bring drinks for absent friends ||||||||| Catherwood brings drinks for absent friends. printspimple poop: wb fong Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Know what you mean Cat. When going through articles I come across something and say to myself, Klok would have liked this... cease: i bettter get some more cubes Hemlock Stones: raises a glass to absent friends printspimple poop: auld lang cosine Dexter Fong: Tanks ppp llanwydd: well, I'll be going a little early tonight. see you folks on the 8th Dexter Fong: Night llan Hemlock Stones: ok llan catch you later mon ami printspimple poop: vote llan, unless you are voting for republicans hehe Hemlock Stones: have a good week printspimple poop: have a super week Bambi: as requested by some of our listeners, we also have a new donation subscription service for CNI Radio that's on the site as well. (Tweeny made me say that LOL) boney: Maybe we should do it on Tuesday Nite next week cease: thats an idea, bone Hemlock Stones: Tweeny, put Bambi down immediatly Tweeny'sEvilTwin: bye ll... boney: not a good idea, but an idea Tweeny'sEvilTwin: lol cease: llan Bambi: LOL Bambi: night llanwydd Merlyn LeRoy: nite llan Dexter Fong: Why not have chat both nights? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Yeah, a good excuse for a chat for sure... Dexter Fong: Tue to look ahead optomistically and Thur to bemoan the fates boney: I could post an invitation to the newsgroup if you think it's a good idea cease: splendid Hemlock Stones: what a cynic you are Dexter lol cease: at least, dex cease: ill beleive a democrat house when i see it Dexter Fong: Hem: It's about time =)) Hemlock Stones: i will turn up on Tuesday Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Let's hope you're wrong, Dex printspimple poop: if the exit polls do not match the results, i might get disturbed cease: democracy or tyranny? Hemlock Stones: i second that Tween Dexter Fong: Cat: Scientology boney: what if they had an orgy and no one came? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Quite, cease Hemlock Stones: lets hope not Dexter cease: only with nukes printspimple poop: theocracy, ogliarchy? Hemlock Stones: unless Tom Cruise is standing Merlyn LeRoy: we'll all move in with cat in canada cease: we got the room Hemlock Stones: i have a spare room i keep for draft dodgers cease: i think our north will be opening up for people soon Dexter Fong: Great: I'll bring my Shrubbery collection Bambi: the problem with exit polls is that most people won't tell the truth about who they vote for. mainly because it's no one's business but the voter ;-) boney: we'll all be refugees living in cat's house Hemlock Stones: lol printspimple poop: yes, before they build a wall on that side too cease: its a pretty big house Bambi: a shubbery? printspimple poop: if they answer, they tell the truth Bambi: neigh! Merlyn LeRoy: press the yellow button and vote as much as you can Dexter Fong: Bambi:No, a "sh'r'ubbery" printspimple poop: they have been accurate for quite a long time... boney: I've been a Dodger fan since 1965 Dexter Fong: Poop: Generally, you are correct sir! boney: I wept when Maury Wills was traded Tweeny'sEvilTwin: I'll give 'em until 2008. Then I'll start learning to end my sentences with, "eh"? cease: tommy davis uber alles Hemlock Stones: if Diebold buy out Walmart you will never know what you have bought Dexter Fong: I wept when mary Wells was dropped from the Supremes boney: bitter tears--I was nine or ten years old at the time printspimple poop: i can parlez in frensh too cease: they won the 59 series, they played it on a little radio in my 3rd grade class Bambi: I never answer and I get ticked off when they press for it. It's not their business. cease: lol stones Bambi: yeah, good one Tween LOL Dexter Fong: Bambi: Got something to hide, huh? printspimple poop: nobody ever asked me bambi boney: willie davis reminds me of jimi hendrix Dexter Fong: Left handed? Bambi: no, nothing to hide. Just none of their business. cease: i can summon jimi's face easier than willie though Bambi: they get pushy down here in VA ... gets my dander up lol Dexter Fong: Bambi: Powere is "everybody's" business cease: i could just lok him up online thou Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Love that incident JL was talking about when he was trying to buy hand-warmer fluid. They kept pressing him for a phone# or zip code or sometyhing. cease: i was a dodger devotee from when they came to la til about 88 ||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... boney: a 49 year-old draft dodger... who'd a thunk it? printspimple poop: they do upset me on the way in, I wonder who has examined the candiates and not made up their minds before they go to vote Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Still doing strip searches when you use the ferry? Charles Throat: I voted already, no exit poll boney: or I could be the Willie Davis of the A Team printspimple poop: dengue fever, poor llan Bambi: yeah, JL and I have a similar thinking. If we don't volunteer information, they don't have a right to it. Dexter Fong: Still doing ferry searches when I do the strip cease: no exit. sounds like bush's iraq policy Charles Throat: Strip searched by a ferry? Hemlock Stones: Policy cease, surely some mistake boney: coach, the purple haze got in my eyes Bambi: they actually were doing it more than ever Tween :-( cease: searched bya shoe? Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Jean Satre highway... no exit... Charles Throat: 1/256 mile cease: thats from bride, Charles Throat: 1/512 mile Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Sounds pretty ridiculous, Bambi. cease: i havent herd that nealry enoygh yet printspimple poop: tell them you voted for Papoon Tweeny'sEvilTwin: As if by MAGIC! Hemlock Stones: as the old saying goes, no matter who you vote for, the Government gets in cease: as if Bambi: it is ridiculous Tween. especially since they see many of us every day ... idiots. Tweeny'sEvilTwin: If it wasn't for how bad the opposition is, I'd be tempted to write him in. Charles Throat: you made that up Hemlock printspimple poop: hang out with the yank crowd Hemlock Stones: i wish i had Charles boney: I think the age limit for military enlistment is currently 43... although if you've got a special skill they'll take you if you're older Charles Throat: and you'll go blind printspimple poop: kinky pointed out on imus they are poly-ticks Merlyn LeRoy: like rolling your tongue? Charles Throat: I have a special skill, I could be in the yank crowd printspimple poop: i can roll my tongue Dexter Fong: Cat: Be kinda interesting to hear FST do "The Aristocrats" printspimple poop: see Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Might have to see if they archived Kinky on Imus. That'd be a treat. Charles Throat: rolling a muggle with your tongue cease: yu think so, dex? Bambi: poly=many + ticks=blood suckers Dexter Fong: Cat: Yeah, I do =) printspimple poop: that is it hehe Charles Throat: I fantasised about them doing a political ad, I suppose they're beyond caring about all that Dexter Fong: CT: It's about money Charles Throat: suppose so Tweeny'sEvilTwin: They could a Rococco/Bradshaw debate on the topics of the day. cease: i was surprised at how little i enjoyed that flick, despite who was in it cease: youre wrong there, charles cease: i think bergman has done some work for some la pol Charles Throat: They are so needed right now, it makes me frustrated boney: Democrat Charles Rangel favors bringing back the draft. However, I won't let that sad fact stop me from voting the bums out Charles Throat: really cease printspimple poop: yes, watching it a 2nd time was quite enough cat cease: youre right there Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Indeed Ct Charles Throat: we need our heroes more than ever and they're all gone printspimple poop: the shock value was gone and there I was Tweeny'sEvilTwin: We might not have gone to war, less stay there for 4 years if people were being drafted. Dexter Fong: Jimi, Willie, Red Foxx, Lord Buckley, H. L. Mencken boney: President Bush talked to Rush Limbaugh on his radio show... Limbaugh is the Bum's Rush Charles Throat: If I didn't have a 19 yr old I'd agree tweeny Charles Throat: but he's exempt lol Tweeny'sEvilTwin: No RFKs on the horizon, are there CT? Charles Throat: I'm not so sure about that printspimple poop: some younger folks are going to the streets already Charles Throat: I'm an optomistic nihilist cease: yes if the us has the draft, it imperils the children of the powerful. that wont do Dexter Fong: ppp: In Oaxca? Charles Throat: If there are many more like my son, surprises are coming Hemlock Stones: well its 4 AM here now guys and my meds are making me tired so i better call it a day till next time Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Lots going to happen this coming year, I do believe. printspimple poop: keith on MSNBC is yanking their chain Charles Throat: Hemlock take care Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Especially if the Dems get control and don't change anything. Charles Throat: only 9 here in west Texas printspimple poop: 2 steps forward 1 back fong Hemlock Stones: will see some of you on Tuesday and some on Thursday boney: when did MSNBC become a hotbed for radical thought? cease: sleep well, stones Dexter Fong: Cat: Studies have shown that the children of privilege *RARELY* get drafted Charles Throat: Then we hit the streets tweeny Tweeny'sEvilTwin: I love Olbermann. I'd like to shake his parents' hands lol Hemlock Stones: but all of you take care and have a good week and an excellent election result if thats possible printspimple poop: he is brutal, you are a liar Mr. President, have you no shame? hehe boney: hippies in suits Charles Throat: When Olbermann started skyrocketing their ratings Dexter Fong: Night Hem printspimple poop: yeppers Hemlock Stones: Thanks for the shows again Clem cease: bush, etc, dex. yes those kind of people dont ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. printspimple poop: ok hem keep healing Hemlock Stones: good night all Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Bye Stones... Charles Throat: Olbermann is my hero Bambi: night Stones Charles Throat: Him and Colbert of course ||||||||| Around 11:01 PM, Hemlock Stones walks off into the sunset... Tweeny'sEvilTwin: _somebody_ needs to be saying it, CT Charles Throat: Bye Stones cease: never seen his show ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Doctor Bob', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:01 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... cease: just clips on youtube printspimple poop: yes, colbert at the dinner was worth his weight in gold Tweeny'sEvilTwin: Hello Bob... Charles Throat: Hey MANY of us have gone hoarse saying it LOUDLY but finally some is on the other end of the onnecton printspimple poop: hi bob Bambi: hi doctor bob Charles Throat: Poop wasn't that awesone Doctor Bob: greetings folks Dexter Fong: Doctor Bob? I didn't recognize you in that Goat-skin boddy, bag Charles Throat: Poop they will play that moment in future history classes Charles Throat: Hi Bob printspimple poop: yes CT, and he struck a cord, even if the MSM did not hear it Doctor Bob: greetins from the predident of the United Snakes Charles Throat: Even conservative love Colbert, they're just scared of him Doctor Bob: so happy the boys are now in the Library of Congres Charles Throat: Are you the President or the Resident? printspimple poop: i loved him asking the congressman to name the 10 commandments OMG hehehe Charles Throat: Yes ROFL Charles Throat: Hey things had to swing back Tweeny'sEvilTwin: I'm starting to get a serious case of the yawns, so I'm off as well. Healthy & happy, everybody, and thranks much to Clem for the tracks... Doctor Bob: for "Don't Crush That Dwarf..." Charles Throat: Bye Tweeny ||||||||| At 11:04 PM, Tweeny'sEvilTwin scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." printspimple poop: sleep well tween and thanks so much oops fast tired Dexter Fong: Swing back? Where are my Betty Goodman discs Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny Bambi: night Tween cease: tween printspimple poop: ahhh nice horsey Charles Throat: So anyone who wants to look up last wek's archive's my kid's CD is out Charles Throat: and so am I lol - goodnight cease: good for your kid, charles Dexter Fong: Night Charles cease: charles printspimple poop: those were nice songs, i wanted to hear the rest of some night CT Dexter Fong: Well, gotta park the car, as usual, later to hangers-on and later still to leavers Dexter Fong: I'm away cease: dex printspimple poop: hail rita dexter Dexter Fong: Damn it my name is Surely Dexter Fong: You do that and you stop being away printspimple poop: you are surly tonight Bambi: night Dex boney: nite Bambi: night CT printspimple poop: I have never been exit polled bambi, maybe I would not like the bums rush either... boney: I would never trust any leader who willingly agreed to be a guest on Rush Limbaugh's radio show Bambi: yeah, it's no fun ... you are allowed to vote in private and then they try to get you to tell them who you voted for. there's something seriously wrong with that. cease: in canada we get little pencils and paper ballots. no problems printspimple poop: did rush accuse the kids on jerry lewis's marathon of shaking too much to raise money? cease: that was a big story in vancouver. he's from here. parents still here printspimple poop: canada gave us rush? that a reason to invade right there cease: micahel j fox boney: Do his parents have a vacant room, cease? How much is the rent? printspimple poop: oops ok cease: i assume not, bon printspimple poop: if dems win in missouri, where he did that commercial, that might give the senate to the dems cease: whats a job to a dog? cease: one of their best lines cease: indeed poop boney: doggone it, your dog is smarter than you'll ever be cease: our friends from the dog star boney: Sirius. Howard Stern, right? printspimple poop: melanie? she's in the kitchen, cooking up a storm cease: he is not serious cease: i'm on the roof with the tombstone blues boney: no, Siris cease: oh, cyrus printspimple poop: a mystic crocodile boney: Alpha Canis Majoris ||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Doctor Bob - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... printspimple poop: astronomical ||||||||| boney rushes off, saying "11:20 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Bambi: night boney printspimple poop: how did you video turn out cat, if I can ask... printspimple poop: oops night bone printspimple poop: your cease: whic one? printspimple poop: you made for your family cease: the poet thing is in editing cease: oh that one. they loved it printspimple poop: ahhh super, I had bet they would :) cease: they hadnt seen their father since he died in 55. seeing him on their tv again, when they were young really did them all a lot of good printspimple poop: i tried to do that with slides back in the 1970s, it was a disaster cease: i toko a lot of slides. just got new slide scanner must learn to work cease: i used slides and scanned images of course for the little films i made for them cease: and will continue to make printspimple poop: i knew somebody would build a scanner for slides printspimple poop: i could not find one the last time I looked, early 90s I guess cease: oh there are lots. printspimple poop: but I don't trust my editing skills printspimple poop: too much drugs and alcohol I guess cease: it is something you have to work at printspimple poop: it made sense to me hehe cease: theres no such thing printspimple poop: hehe printspimple poop: i have done anything for about 20 years, I did enough that I could coast the rest of the way... cease: that was a good line cease: what does "i have done anything" mean? printspimple poop: oops I have not... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:27 PM and late as usual, it's porgie, just back from Funfun Town." printspimple poop: no alcohol or drugs, except tobacco and coffee cease: aha printspimple poop: hi porgie porgie: whats on cni? cease: i knew not of what you spake printspimple poop: nick danger cease: end of Bride printspimple poop: not your fault, i drop words sometimes now, and not the extra words Dexter Fong: Back printspimple poop: no, that is too fast fong printspimple poop: park it again cease: and still beautiful Dexter Fong: I know, remarkable huh? cease: must be the drugs printspimple poop: rita smiled on you cease: lovely Dexter Fong: And Shirley was surly cease: two sides of the same face? printspimple poop: is sugar the only word where su has the sh sound? are you sure? Dexter Fong: In 2 Faces of Al, the line by Danger, "He shot herself" cracks me up still cease: i just thought it was calculated confusion Dexter Fong: Climb up on my knee shunny boy printspimple poop: no thanks congressman foley Dexter Fong: Bergman's playing three characters at once cease: oh, how can you be Dexter Fong: That *is* the qustion Dexter Fong: Are we akk enwrapt in the radio show? printspimple poop: i am Dexter Fong: all printspimple poop: this is new to me cease: yeah dex cease: i havent heard this enough Bambi: wb Dex Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi Bambi: really enjoying 3faces printspimple poop: graverobbers roadshow is cool Dexter Fong: Wow, Bambi you really are on dial up, Al ended about an hour ago ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| porgie - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: Night Porge printspimple poop: the plague, poor porgie cease: the late chandler period Dexter Fong: Wonder where the whole Eyeball hat thing came from Merlyn LeRoy: I think they came across an actual eyeball hat that preceeded GMIOGMD cease: sounds more probably than possible merl Dexter Fong: Merl: Musta been *really* funny printspimple poop: wow Merlyn LeRoy: gonna take off soon, people cease: ok merl printspimple poop: thanks again M, ooops ahhh, clem too Dexter Fong: Cleared for take off Major LeRoy printspimple poop: have a super week root-keepers printspimple poop: toad awwayyy Dexter Fong: Bye Bye and thanks Clem Dexter Fong: Night poop
Merlyn LeRoy revs his injuns cease: poop Dexter Fong: and you also Bambi,,btw, who yah gonna vote for? =) printspimple poop: night fong, night all ||||||||| "Hey Merlyn LeRoy!" ... Merlyn LeRoy turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:44 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... printspimple poop: yes, don't forget to vote cease: i wish i could ah,clem: good night all Bambi: night princep Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu voted with your feet cease: i was also born here ||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 11:44 PM train to Billville. Dexter Fong: Then you voted twice cease: good work as always bambi and ah cease: as it were, dex Dexter Fong: And I'm voting for bed cease: tuesday? Dexter Fong: Night Cat, stay well and thanks Merlyn for the hostiness Dexter Fong: I'll certainly try Cat cease: indeed ||||||||| At 11:46 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| At 11:46 PM, Dexter Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Bambi: if you get a chance, we'd love to see you all in saturday night 7-10PM ET for the JimmyLee and Bambi Show and the rest of the saturday night line up including independent music at 6:30pm and at a few more minutes with Firesign Theatre at 10PM: http://www.cniradio.com Bambi: night cat and we are watching for the mushroom plays :-) Bambi: have a great night week everyone! ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| printspimple poop - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Outside, the 2:46 AM bus from Rancho Cucamonga pulls away, leaving TuanDry coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. TuanDry: Firesign® Fanciers’ Fandango (F³) TuanDry: A Proposal. TuanDry: Premise: To establish Sleeper Sanctuaries of Sanity and Perspective (S³Ps). TuanDry: What: Gatherings for listening, discussion, and conversation. TuanDry: When: Initially, quarterly, with expansion up to monthly, as/if needed. TuanDry: Where: Private residence dwellings. TuanDry: Why: See Premise (above). TuanDry: Who: Firesign® Fanciers TuanDry: Overall guidelines: TuanDry: vinyl recordings, whenever possible; no talking during each album side, with around fifteen minutes of discussion/conversation in between; strict observance of each dwelling’s basic rules (must be posted); alcohol limit: one bottle of wine (or alternate alcoholic equivalent) per participant; no soliciting of anything; sharing is beautiful TuanDry: The First Fandango should be in the Bay Area, and I will gladly host it on the island of Alameda. TuanDry: Dear Friends, respond to TuanDry@aol.com. TuanDry: “Gee, Mom! Isn’t that bridge built yet?” ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. TuanDry: Chat Rheum ? Quel Chat Rheum ?? Doggone Chats bout shed enough fur to knit a damn quilt. TuanDry: With Catherwood as your butler, who needs a paramour ?? ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside TuanDry and queries "Do you have something for me to do?" TuanDry: Get to fryin, mama, and don't forget to lick the pan. TuanDry: ...er, the can, Tankerous ! TuanDry: Technical Stimulation, anyone ?? TuanDry: Welcome to Old Hat Theatre, with your hosts, Bent Hare and Dunth Hat. TuanDry: It appears Bozos have Bombed the Bus. Pardon me, Boy, is that the Billville Station ?? TuanDry: If a Catherwood could gather wood, how much wood would a Catherwood gather ?? ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to TuanDry and mumbles "Did you want something?" TuanDry: TuanDry ste;x back from Catherwood and mumbles almost incoherenely, "God, you're Beautiful -- why did you have to explode ?? ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside TuanDry and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" TuanDry: You are walking alongside me -- therefore, we are. TuanDry: Catherwood for Wood Gatherer/Dog Killer, Section N ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to TuanDry and says "Someone mention my name?" TuanDry: After all, it is Erection Season. TuanDry: Headline in the National Mumbler -- Cheney and Bush Altar Boy Sex Fantasies Revealed in Secret Document... TuanDry: Idea for cool bumper sticker: BUSHIT TuanDry: Boy, this "chatting" is fun !! ||||||||| TuanDry walks away to The Auditorium. ||||||||| TuanDry walks in and says "It's 3:28 AM, has anybody seen Nancy?" ||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TuanDry - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants: ah,clem
Bambi
Bees'n'Spiders
boney
Bubba's Brain
cease
Charles Throat
Dexter Fong
doctec
Doctor Bob
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
justanothergov'tTweeny
llanwydd
Merlyn LeRoy
Merlyn
Mudhead
oldiesfan
porgie
printspimple poop
TuanDry
Tweeny'sEvilTwin
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