Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
10/12/2006

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 5:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 12, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 7:46 PM: regneewTkciN jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
regneewTkciN: ?yawyna ,siht _si_ eivom s'ohW
||||||||| "7:47 PM? 7:47 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits on the divan.
regneewTkciN: LOL
regneewTkciN: ...lol lreM yeH
Merlyn: you have to talk in palindromes
regneewTkciN: Bcak Later
||||||||| regneewTkciN says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, regneewTkciN exits at 7:48 PM.
Merlyn: ok
Merlyn: ko
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 7:48 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dr. Headphones close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:54 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Dr. Headphones: i'd say "hello, dear friends" except that there is no one else here now
Dr. Headphones: i'll wait
||||||||| Catherwood enters with regneewTkciN close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:56 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:56 PM and ah,clem bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
regneewTkciN: ?ay 'niaert daor eht s'woH !H .rD yeH
Dr. Headphones: hello, reg
ah,clem: hi Dr. :)
Dr. Headphones: and clem too!
regneewTkciN: (-: melC 'ninevE
Dr. Headphones: tween, you're making me use the brain
regneewTkciN: LOL nylreM taht _pots_
Dr. Headphones: make me think i'm hebrew or arabic or one of those right to left languages
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Mark'
Dr. Headphones: no dispatch tomorrow, so i can stay up late tonight
regneewTkciN: Merlyn
regneewTkciN: not me
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:59 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Virginia."
Dr. Headphones: hello, bambi deer
Bambi: Hey Clem, Ken, yneewT ;-)
regneewTkciN: looking at the name on my office door
Dr. Headphones: how's life treating all you fine folks
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Bambi: how are you doing Ken? Been a while since we've seen ya. Did get your email but only just got home a bit ago. Too late for looking at your blog. Will do that later :-)
regneewTkciN: good!
Dr. Headphones: whenever you wish, fran, no rush, and i won't shoot if you skip it either
regneewTkciN: ...lreM nom'C
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:01 PM, dragging Mudhead by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Vancouver."
Dr. Headphones: tween: do you have to type it backwards for us to read it correctly?
Dr. Headphones: hi, muddy
regneewTkciN: ...duM yeH
Mudhead: Evenin all
Bambi: lol
cease: hey kend
regneewTkciN: ...taC
Dr. Headphones: and meow to you, cat
cease: anyone heard from klok?
Dr. Headphones: cat: i called today, got the machine. i have a few non-firesign friends of his in my address book, i wrote them to see if they knew anything, but no answer yet
regneewTkciN: Merlyn's having fun...
||||||||| regneewTkciN is kicked out just as the clock strikes 9:03 PM.
Bambi: hi Cat
||||||||| "9:03 PM? 9:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nick Tweenger should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nick Tweenger enters and sits on the couch.
Bambi: I haven't heard from Klok ... sent two emails and one voicemail ... I am really worried!
Mudhead: why am I hearing music on CNI?
cease: hye bambi have you figured out what mushroom plays you have and which you want me to send you?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:04 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Luni bin Bedlam coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Nick Tweenger: The last email I got from was about the incredible task of cutting the lawn. Haven't heard a word since...
Dr. Headphones: howdy, luni
cease: i guess i was in the east 2 weeks ago when y'all heard that he wasnt well
Nick Tweenger: Hello Luni! New here?
Dr. Headphones: i hadn't even heard that news until yesterday
Luni bin Bedlam: ALLAH AKBAR ALLAHAKBARALLAAKBAR ALLAHAKKRAOALKJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bambi: please stand by :-)
cease: i would send klok a tiny email about some minor thing and he'd write back volumes and volumes
Dr. Headphones: salaam aleikum!
cease: is that akbar and jeff?
Bambi: hi Luni bB
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and BeesnSpiders gets out at 9:05 PM.
Dr. Headphones: cat: i have the same experience. make an offhand remark about something really obscure, get back 3 pages on it :)
Dr. Headphones: hi, BnS
Nick Tweenger: Don't go in there!!!!
Luni bin Bedlam: I AM HIJOCKING THIS CHAT. YOU WILL BOW TOWARD THE HOLY FALAFAL AND GENUFLECT. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick Tweenger: Hey Bee...
Bambi: hi BeesnSpiders
cease: hows the truckin going, kend?
BeesnSpiders: I've been very concerned about the silence from klok.
Nick Tweenger: If nothing else, Klok is thorough ;-)
Dr. Headphones: what's that i hear about falafel and where the moon don't shine? ;)
cease: its the bees and the spiders again
cease: our naitonal art gallery has a giant spider outside
Nick Tweenger: I'll be happy to Deflect ;-)
cease: it looks like shelob's lair
Dr. Headphones: cat: it's goin' too well. i've been working 5 1/2 days/wk for the past month or so
Luni bin Bedlam: THIS CHAT ROOM IS UNDER HOLY MARTIAL LAW
cease: unfortunately nost much better inside
Dr. Headphones: nope, it's under marshall plan law
Nick Tweenger: Miss Shelob is feelin' poorly...
cease: holy martians? sounds like my play Red Shift
Mudhead: Martians aint had no laws since the big split
Nick Tweenger: Holy law, Martial!
BeesnSpiders: I've emailed, left phone messages, nothing... The best I could imagine is that he went to see his brother ...
Luni bin Bedlam: I WILL MAKE SHISHKABOB OF YOU INFIDELS IF YOU DON'T REPENT
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Hemlock Bones into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:07 PM, then departs.
cease: you heard about the origin of that line, tween?
Bambi: hi Mudhead ... should be hearing "The Future" now ;-)
Dr. Headphones: hello, bones
Nick Tweenger: Hail and well met, Hemlock...
cease: ossman on a plane with tina turner
cease: hi hemlock
Dr. Headphones: i don't know what town his brother lives in, only n. carolina
Bambi: hi Hemlock Bones?
Hemlock Bones: Hola Mundo !
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:08 PM and Merlyn bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dr. Headphones: hey, merl
cease: hey merl
Hemlock Bones: Hi Merlyn
cease: bill mckibbon is on eco talk on air america
Merlyn: hello
Bambi: yeah, farm in NC ... sod farm I think
Luni bin Bedlam: YOU WILL EXPLAIN WHO IS THIS OSSAMA ON THE PLANE
cease: i did a literary event with him in seattle, long ago
Nick Tweenger: Ol' switcheraroo Merlyn. Love to know how you did the backwards translation...
Bambi: everyone hearing "The Future" now?
Nick Tweenger: Ossman?
Dr. Headphones: hearing the future? it ain't here yet ;)
Merlyn: anyone with 'kcin' or 'regnad' in their name gets the backwards treatment
Nick Tweenger: Yep Bam. Glad the lines are clear :-)
cease: merl knows the story. i may have gotten it from him
Nick Tweenger: Good to hear ya, Clem...
cease: ossman wanted to talk to tina, but her people said, "ms turner is feeling poorly"
Nick Tweenger: lol
Merlyn: I thought that was Bergman
Nick Tweenger: The FST members together on a commercial liner. I'm thinking a Marx Bros scene...
cease: sounds more like something bergman would do
cease: did bergman tell you that, merl?
Nick Tweenger: Ah, the wonders of automation...
cease: i love this album but im listening more to mckibbon
Dr. Headphones: automation is good except when it's bad
cease: tom brokaw is back. isnt he dead yet?
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:13 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs BeesnSpiders by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: hes getting religious
Dr. Headphones: speaking of dead, try this one: http://www.therottingcorpseofrichardnixon.com/
cease: mckibbon, not snyder
Merlyn: don't remember, maybe it was just bergman telling what happened and I thought he meant himself
cease: after the speaking event, i asked mckibbon if he wanted to smoke some dope and he said, and not in mock but in genuine horror, "ME? I'm a Methodist!"
Dr. Headphones: hey, i've smoked with methodists before :) that was way in the past, though
cease: i was dleighted to get stoned in toronto with an old friend i hadnt gotten stoned with since 1969
Hemlock Bones: would like to smoke some scientologists
Bambi: How Time Flys ... great one :-)
cease: better you grind up the scientologists and smoke them, stones
Mudhead: thewy'll give ya cancer
Dr. Headphones: got to go to the planet zortac to do that, bones ;)
Nick Tweenger: Drinking Mormon and smoking Methodist, here at the mindless Fellowship Pavillion.
Nick Tweenger: Indeed, Bambi. Really well done...
cease: eco talk is geting way too religious. if i wanted religion, i'd but on Roller Maidens
||||||||| Outside, the 9:17 PM downtown bus from New York pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Hemlock Bones: i reckon they are still smoking older Hubbard underpants judging from the heighs of Nirvana they never seem to attain despite increased fees and commission
Luni bin Bedlam: YOU ARE PORK-EATING AND LEFT-HANDED! AND YOUR WIVES ARE BELLY DANCING AND YOUR FATHERS HAVE NOT ABLUTIONS! REPENT OR BE ABSENT!
Dr. Headphones: i have friend who moved to utah. i asked him if he still drank and smoked after he converted, he told me he was a "sunday mormon"
Dr. Headphones: hi dex
Nick Tweenger: Fong san...
Hemlock Bones: you know too much Luni
Dexter Fong: Hellooo Kend^ =))
Dr. Headphones: luni: i had some pork earlier today and i loved it!
cease: dex
Merlyn: a sunday mormon quarterback?
Nick Tweenger: Sorry Luni, I can't pent...
cease: if yo like good pork, go to japan
Merlyn: and a wheelhouse general
Hemlock Bones: if you like good porkies listen to Blair
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi, Cat, Hemlock, Merlyn, Muddie Tween, ah clem....and Luni
Bambi: so how are you llanwydd?
Hemlock Bones: Yo Dex
cease: actualy that's true for meat in general
Dr. Headphones: if i want good pork, i go south to a good BBQ joint
Luni bin Bedlam: HOW AM I LLANWYDD?
Bambi: or Dex?
cease: hey stones, i heard some brit general on the us news caling for brit troops to leave iraq
||||||||| llanwydd waltzes in at 9:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: or have I guessed entirely wrongly? lol
llanwydd: all right the game is up
cease: and the us newsman said, of course, blair disagreees
Mudhead: If I wanna get a good porkin, I just wait for April 15th
Dr. Headphones: cat: heard that too! wonder if bushie is listening?
Hemlock Bones: yes thats right Cease, hes only the top banana in our military
Nick Tweenger: As if by Merlyn's magic...
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I am llanwydd
Hemlock Bones: will be in our media tomorrow and is bound to cause a big row
Dexter Fong: or languid
cease: does the word bananas mean the same thing in the UK?
Dr. Headphones: i am the eggman. coo coo ca choo!
Bambi: LOL, how would you know WHO I was referring to if you weren't llanwydd ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood escorts principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:20 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: bananas are called "yellow elongated apples" in the UK
cease: are you on break now, kend?
Hemlock Bones: Banana means severa things here cease but its a reference to the nutter at the top
cease: lol merl
Nick Tweenger: Yo P...
Dr. Headphones: hi, pp
Bambi: lol
cease: they're called old woody allen movies in the us
Mudhead: Bambi, I am Ilanwyld
||||||||| "9:21 PM? 9:21 PM!!" says Catherwood, "F-BomBightrethighrehighre should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as F-BomBightrethighrehighre enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Dexter Fong: Hay poop
llanwydd: gesundheit
Bambi: hi Dex :-)
principalpoop: i am the walrus cootchie cootchie coo
Dr. Headphones: cat: no dispatch for tomorrow, so i just call in and find out about monday tomorrow afternoon
Nick Tweenger: Hey AZ, how's tricks?
Bambi: and there's llanwydd now lol
cease: i was thinknig of banans means nuts, crazy but i think that menaing is fading
Bambi: hi Big
Dr. Headphones: hello, FB etc
Bambi: or should we say Bight?
cease: i dont think young people say or understand that term. it sounds so marx brothers
Dexter Fong: Ken: YOu're dispatcher can look into the future?
Bambi: hi PrinceP
Hemlock Bones: yes we are on the same track i think
Mudhead: nah, that meaning spoiled
Nick Tweenger: Unless you're referring to a Woodie Allen movie...
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Bombs away, vatos....!!!!
principalpoop: i was watching some trick my truck show, and he guy called it sick, he loved it
Dr. Headphones: dex: my dispatcher can leap tall sand grains with a single bound, faster than a speeding snail
Hemlock Bones: a good movie Tweenger
Nick Tweenger: brb
llanwydd: speaking of marx bros. tcm is showing marx films tonight
principalpoop: oki nick
llanwydd: I'm taping A Day at the Races right now
principalpoop waves hi to bambi
Dexter Fong: Ken: I strongly recommend the double bound, leaves 'em immobile
Hemlock Bones: in the UK sanails were fitted with governors to stop them overtaking our trains
Nick Tweenger: Absolutely my fav MB movie :-)
Dr. Headphones: here in the US, our governors eat snails ;)
principalpoop: hello governor
Merlyn: I'm just watching Day at the Races for the Nth time
cease: i dont think we get that channel
Bambi waves back to PrinceP
Dexter Fong: George Bush = Tough as nails
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Big is ok.... good to kickin' it w /you all t nite, been a while....
llanwydd: there is tcm in canada but they have a different schedule
principalpoop: a day on the ocean with all these waves
cease: tough as bananas
Dr. Headphones: George Bush = Dumb as a rock
llanwydd: in the UK as well
llanwydd: nite big
cease: i think he knows he's president
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: cool web site intros....
principalpoop: yes big
llanwydd: dumb as iraq?
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: http://www.therealallanholdsworth.com/
Dexter Fong: He;s a President....he presides....
cease: big
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:25 PM and Johnny Piano sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalpoop: hi JP, nice grape
Hemlock Bones: Hi Johnny
Dexter Fong: Play it again Johnny
ah,clem: hi JP
cease: hey, its the piano man
Johnny Piano: Catherwood, take this grape and stomp on it!
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Johnny Piano and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: http://www.georgebenson.com/
cease: now we can put away the organ
Dr. Headphones: it's the piano man!
principalpoop: hi ahhhh, clem
llanwydd: how big are the grapes in ancient greece?
ah,clem: hi PP
Johnny Piano: Yo, all! Can't stay - just wanted to let you all in on the "big news."
Johnny Piano: Hi Ken!
Dexter Fong: http://www.PeeWeeMarquette.org
Bambi: hi Johnny
cease: you bought stilts?
principalpoop: on broadway
Dr. Headphones: don't make us wait, big news NOW!
Johnny Piano: The Oohs (my band for those that aren't aware) have been named Unsigned Artist Of The Month in November's issue of KEYBOARD!
Hemlock Bones: if anyone is interested in the MIchael Palin Python Diaries you can get some of them here.
Dexter Fong: Stay tuned for the really big news
Hemlock Bones: https://www3.sendthisfile.com/d.jsp?t=KDFcIez6wWTL589U16NzRh9v
Bambi: the grapes are very big in ancient greece ... the ground was newer back then lol
Dr. Headphones: great news, jp! congrats :)
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Dex: pee wee link is dead....
principalpoop: unsigned? not for long
cease: good for you, johnny
Dexter Fong: Grats JP
ah,clem: cool JP, apropriate you played the warm up set then.. :)
Dexter Fong: F-Bom: So is PeeWee
Merlyn: Pee Wee Link is DEAD!?
Johnny Piano: Thanks all!
Dr. Headphones: hey dex, you're at the other end of the island from the plane crash yesterday, aren't you?
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Hemlock Bones:thanks, Bones!!!
Bambi: that's awesome Johnny!!! Congrats to you all!
Merlyn: Has his brother Missing Link been spotted?
Dexter Fong: Merl: You're thinking of Link "PeeWee" Wray
Johnny Piano: Signed? I'm fairly divided about that...Solomon's my lawyer.
Merlyn: PS: congrats j piano
principalpoop: dem bones dem bones
Johnny Piano: Merlyn, his other brother Lancelot was located!
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: http://www.angelfire.com/rock2/whitenoize/whitenoize.html
Johnny Piano: Gotta run, but I'll catch up with you soon! Peace out...
llanwydd: I'm going out to see if I can get a better connection. brb
||||||||| 9:29 PM -- Johnny Piano left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Merlyn: He's a secret chimp!
Dr. Headphones: ok, jp, keep us posted
Dexter Fong: Peace in Bro
principalpoop: solo mon? too bad mon. have some ganga
principalpoop: that was fast
Dexter Fong: Why this ganga is banga
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Luni bin Bedlam - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: pastomissimo
Dr. Headphones: the yaws? what about the pitches and the rolls?
Dexter Fong: And the heaving
Mudhead: can i have butter for my rolls?
principalpoop: peaches and buns
Dr. Headphones: i can't believe it's not butter
Bambi: Johnny gone already?
cease: must have been a short song
llanwydd: I must experiment
principalpoop: no he left bambi
cease: its actually horse shit, kend
llanwydd: this seems to be much better
Dexter Fong: No Doctor, No!!
Dr. Headphones: bambi: don't worry, because johnny will come marching home again (hoo rah, hoo rah)
Mudhead: why'd he leave bambi?
cease: but with bush's fda, you'll never know
Bambi: was gonna ask him to send me a link story about that so I can add it to CNIRadio.com
Dexter Fong: Johnny comes limping home again =(
Mudhead: gimping
principalpoop: oh johnny, won't you please come home sang the 5 fine cannibals
Bambi: don't know Mudhead ... I will have to check the cheese log later lol
Hemlock Bones: i like Johnnys tunes, extraordinary renditions
principalpoop: don't use the word rendition anymore bones
Dexter Fong: by ordinary people
Dr. Headphones: two cannibals looking at the man boiling in the pot with the "u of prague" sweatshirt says, "shall we split the czech?"
cease: yes he's quite talented.
principalpoop: said the cannibal to the other, did that clown taste funny to you?
Nick Tweenger: lol Bones...
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Who left the tip
Bambi: yes, Johnny tunes are great!
Dr. Headphones: not sure, dex, but it was more than 15%
llanwydd: that reminds me of the cannibal who said, "You're late for dinner. Everyone's eaten"
principalpoop: look at that wish bone
cease: eat or be
Dexter Fong: Those cannibals, always classy
cease: reminds me of an accent radio commercial from the 50s
Dr. Headphones: reminds me now of the old twilight zone (or outer limits?) show: "to serve man"
Hemlock Bones: i wish my bones would hurry up and heal PP
cease: the idea is that accent puts the T in meat.
cease: how is that going, hemlokc
llanwydd: it was twilight zone and I thought it was a long way to go for a joke
principalpoop: the clavicle cannot be rushed
Dr. Headphones: j. s. bach's masterpiece, "the well tempered clavicle" is one of my favorites
cease: a clavicle for lebowitz?
Dexter Fong: I used to play the clavicle, switched to the vibes
Hemlock Bones: slowly alas, i think when they talk of giving it time they are thinking in geological time
cease: we need klok here to get that joke
cease: well put, hemlock
Dexter Fong: Cat: LOL and nice retrieval
principalpoop: the happy clavical
Dr. Headphones: cat: a good book, read it in high school those many decades ago
Hemlock Bones: passes Dexter a Marimba
Dr. Headphones: one i should have read then, but just did last week, "lord of the flies". great book!
Nick Tweenger: Yeah, the Dogman is missed, Cat :-(
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm standing in for Klok..but only on the non techie and military stuff
cease: ok dex but we need him back
llanwydd: I had to read lord of the flies in high school. which is why I didn't enjoy it
cease: there are far too many lines of mine that are only funny to him
Dr. Headphones: oh, come on, dex, regale us with tales of the A-6 "warthog" tonight
principalpoop: gosh, a big shift when big went faint
Dexter Fong shoots the deadly black marimba before it can strike
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: squeeze him again, maybe you'll pass another one...
llanwydd: who is the dogman, tween? anybody I know?
Hemlock Bones: i will try laughing more Cease to take up the slack till he returns
principalpoop: another big shift
Dexter Fong: Kend^: PPPPPPPhhhhhhttt
principalpoop: lol cease
Dr. Headphones: llan: it was on the list back then, but i never chose it. another one i'm reading now is "all the king's men". it's great so far, if only for the descriptive phrases.
cease: not a red shift?
Hemlock Bones: hey Dex, i only just tuned and charmed that Marimba
principalpoop: lol cease
cease: i read it 40 or so years ago. want to re-read
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: the dog man was actually a girl....Martha, my dear....
Nick Tweenger: Klokdog?
principalpoop: lol cease
Mudhead: must depart too early Im afraid
llanwydd: I read a james michener novel every autumn and I'll be doing "Chesapeake" this year
Dr. Headphones: g'nite, muddy, come again when you can't stay as long ;)
cease: thanks, poop
Mudhead: gnite dear friends
Nick Tweenger: Au resevoir, Mud...
||||||||| 9:39 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
llanwydd: after I finish "Cell" by Stephen King which is pretty boring so far
Dexter Fong: Hemlock: YOu prolly didn't notice but it was only kipping after a big meal...starting to stir
cease: you dont have to wear a klokwrkdog around your neck to know what time it is
principalpoop: i found a new career, as a laugh track
cease: muddy
principalpoop: night mud
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: g,nite, Mud- Peace, on....
Dexter Fong: Night Mudskie
cease: better than a cry track
Hemlock Bones: come back soon Mud
principalpoop: bhaw cat
||||||||| 9:40 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Hemlock Bones: Hi Elayne
principalpoop: Hi E
Dr. Headphones: e! good to see ya agin
llanwydd: hi elayne!
cease: hey el
Elayne: Dang, just missed Mud...
Nick Tweenger: Evenin' Ms. E...
cease: hope you are well
Dexter Fong: Cat: Cry Track sounds like Harlan Ellison description of those who are going to be cryogenically frozen
Elayne: Not staying long, going back to watching baseball.
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, elayne jumps out of the closet? why didn't you tell us sooner?
llanwydd: nite mudhead
cease: just pour water on dirt, el
Dexter Fong: Hey Elayne
principalpoop: mud, I just missed dang
Bambi: hi Elayne
Elayne: Ankle a bit better, walking for brief periods without the walking stick, but no big hikes any time soon.
Dexter Fong: E: Any Score?
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Tween- My sis and Bro in law are in San Antonio.... stop in and say Hi if you're close by....
Elayne: Mets/Cardinals are scoreless so far, Unca Dex.
Bambi: so glad you could be here Elayne even if for only a little bit
principalpoop: watch your calf
Dexter Fong: Thankee Niece
Bambi: night Mudhead
Dexter Fong: Round up your doggies
principalpoop: scoreless? ahh then you have not missed anything
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Elayne: who is "your team"....??
Nick Tweenger: Not very close Big. The scale of distance in TX is formidable ;-)
||||||||| At 9:43 PM, Hemlock Bones vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Elayne: Well, I've been elevating and icing the ankle, so it's been worthwhile.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:43 PM and Hemlock Bones bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Elayne: F-Bom, I've been a Mets fan since '67 or so, and a Yankees fan just about that long.
Dr. Headphones: i iced the cake last week :)
principalpoop: wb hb
Elayne: Basically I'm a fan of good baseball and the New York teams.
Hemlock Bones: hmm it seems that AOL cannot wait to get rid of its English users
Bambi: wb HBones :-)
llanwydd: my grandmother never missed a mets game on television
Elayne: Really, HB? My father-in-law uses it. He'd better get DSL soon then!
llanwydd: it was on channel 9 for her
Bambi: speaking of bones ... how's the shoulder mending?
Hemlock Bones: ty Bambi
Elayne: Yep, I remember the Mets were always on 9 and the Yanks on 11...
Nick Tweenger: I'd sue them Bones... Taxation w/o representation ;-)
Hemlock Bones: yes AOL sold out to Carphone Warehouse here yesterday
llanwydd: my grandmother lived in teaneck
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Elayne: Sorry about what happened to the Yankees this week, my heart goes out....
Hemlock Bones: £400M or thereabouts
Dr. Headphones: i must be the only person who has never had an AOL account
Elayne: Yeah HB, my husband's just telling me. He said apparently they do DSL, so we just have to talk Dad into it...
Elayne: Yea F-Bom, pretty shocking. Plus for us New Yorkers hearing stuff like "low flying plane hits building on the 11th" is kinda scary anyway.
Nick Tweenger: You haven't missed much, Dr. H.
cease: just got call to watch sunset. it was wortrh running upstairs for
principalpoop: time warner has bought my little corner of adelphia
cease: too many bad omens, el?
Bambi: you are one of the lucky ones Ken ;-)
Elayne: Cat, are you still traveling? Loving your restaurant reviews, as alays.
principalpoop: and tomorrow, friday the 13th
Nick Tweenger: I'll bet Cat.
Dr. Headphones: cat: you should have watched the sunrise here this morning. stinkin' blizzard! earliest snow in natives' memories
Elayne: We don' need no stinkin' blizzard!
Dr. Headphones: i ran through several snow showers today where i had to slow to about 35 mph, 1/4 mi visibility
cease: no i got back to van on oct 3
llanwydd: I'll be in NYC on thanksgiving day. I don't go there often though
principalpoop: oct snow is a bad omen
cease: i was on chat here last week
Dexter Fong: llan: YOu in the parade?
Bambi: blizzard in MI this early?
Hemlock Bones: the met says after early snow it will be a fairly mild winter
cease: i still have to post my montreal review and then i'll be done and can go back to finishing europe for doctec
Bambi is glad to be back in VA ;-)
Dr. Headphones: bambi: yes, it was unbelievable to get up and see car covered
llanwydd: no not the parade. I'll be feeding the needy in harlem
cease: i'm posting at least one of my toronto poem thingies on you tube when i get em edited
Elayne: Yeah, I need a good paraskevidekatriaphobia Silly Site for tomorrow.
Nick Tweenger: lol Bambi
llanwydd: I went to the parade once though. when I was real little
principalpoop: what about the rest of the year?
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Elayne: A friend of mine at work, Jose , Yankees fan, went all the way to New York from Phoenix to see a Yankees game, got there just after they were eliminated....
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Is that "the Real Virginia" complete with faux cowboy outfits?
Dr. Headphones: for those who want a laugh: http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/2006/10/jesus-jes-aint-gonna-like-it.html
principalpoop: quiet macaca, or whatever your name is
cease: Virginia, now with Real Virgins
Dr. Headphones: that goes with the "feed the needy" comment earlier by llan
llanwydd: I have a very clear mental picture of the macy's parade that I went to. William Shatner passed by in his Star Trek uniform on a float. the show was still on the air at that time
Dexter Fong: Marimba, My Name Is Marinba
cease: good to hear wolfman again
principalpoop: wolfman jack
Elayne: Must go watch my Mets again now... next week all...
principalpoop: hello walter
llanwydd: what does, kend? sorry I missed it
||||||||| At 9:50 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dr. Headphones: later, e
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Thanks for the sub-text
Dr. Headphones: llan: the link i posted above about one of my experiences recently
Dexter Fong: Nightee Eee
principalpoop: i want a baseball team called the Nads, Go Nads
cease: by el
Dr. Headphones: lol, poop!
cease: i hope her mets win
llanwydd: I'll go check it out kend. brb
cease: i got to see my jays beat red sox in toronto
Bambi: cool...real vinyl sound :-) Did you add that in for effect Clem?
llanwydd: well I missed the link. It's off the page already. I'll check it out after chat
principalpoop: a lot of supporters of athletes here
cease: baseball, its for the birds
Dr. Headphones: bambi: if the "how time flys" you have is the one i digitized from vinyl, it might just be from my LP
Bambi: hey, wait ... I got my nickel!
Dr. Headphones: http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/2006/10/jesus-jes-aint-gonna-like-it.html
Nick Tweenger: Good one Dr. H :-)
Dr. Headphones: just for you, llan
Hemlock Bones: i fogot to put on my athletic support today PP
principalpoop: i like the oriole cookies
Nick Tweenger: lol Bambi
Hemlock Bones: yes its my cookies that smart
llanwydd: got it kend. brb
principalpoop: do you have a cup bones?
cease: thats not your nickle, that's a pickle
Dexter Fong: afk for reill
principalpoop: no, put down that pickle
Bambi smiles
Hemlock Bones: more like a thimble PP must be the unseasonable cold weather
Dr. Headphones: reill? is that related to bill o'reilly?
ah,clem: that was from your copy, DR.
principalpoop: jimmylee also known as ahhhhh, clem
Hemlock Bones: HI Clem
Dr. Headphones: clem: then it's probably my own personal vinyl noise :)
Bambi: Cat: it is? drat! I was hoping for some icecream ...
Bambi: guess I will have to go get some dinner now lol brb
Hemlock Bones: i rolled over the stones and broke my bones Clem
principalpoop: give bambi an ice cream cone catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets bambi an ice cream cone.
ah,clem: this one is sampled from my copy of bozos
principalpoop: oops, don't spoil her dinner, take it back catehrwood
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: does anyone here know where I can get Papoon in 2008 badges, pins, and other assorted....paraphenaliahhhh....h.h.h.h.h....
principalpoop: take it back catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear principalpoop
Dr. Headphones: good idea, FBom :)
Nick Tweenger: May the "soft machine" heal quickly, Stones :-)
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: ....hhhhh....hhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh....??
principalpoop: i don't want a sample ahh, clem, give us the real deal neil
Nick Tweenger: I have a feeling we're going to need them, Big ;-)
Hemlock Bones: it was lucky i landed on my heads Tweenger otherwise it could have been worse
llanwydd: just checked out the link, kend. I like it when loudmouths like that get their comeuppance
llanwydd: as they say
Nick Tweenger: lol Bones
principalpoop: that is english money, a comeuppance
cease: kend, i have to read your newest blog post
Dexter Fong: Anyone notice the absence of Bubba...this week and last?
Dr. Headphones: yep, he put his tail between his legs and slinked out of there. i damn near laughed out loud rather than just smiled and grinned
principalpoop: bubba was in and out last week I thought
Nick Tweenger: Hope all's well w/ Lodestone
Dr. Headphones: i go near bubba all the time but it's almost always at 6am or some such ungodly hour
cease: bubba. i need to tlak to him
Dexter Fong: Last time I visited Lodestone, avery FST product I clicked on read Out Of Stock
Nick Tweenger: U anf down
llanwydd: happens often. those phelps idiots take it a lot these days but it doesn't stop them
Dr. Headphones: dex: is that a good sign or a bad sign?
Nick Tweenger: Up and down Ii-65 alot, eh?
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Bad I think
principalpoop: signs signs everywhere the signs
Nick Tweenger: (one-fingered typing)
cease: good to hear, dex. must be why hes selling obscure seemreal titles
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: ....Tween: yeah! seriously! ....nobody on the "horizon" (moving down!) looks to be worth a hearty SHIT....!!....except....maybe....Kevorkian....
Nick Tweenger: Not good, Dex.
cease: anyting i can do to put dollars into lodestone
Dexter Fong: Cat: =) (I think)
cease: even if it means writing more plays!
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: Lodestone catalog, forever....!!
cease: i wonder if he'd want to carry the dvd i'm preparing?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Your Restaurant reviews
Merlyn: I don't think Lodestone has any control over CD print runs of e.g. laugh.com stuff, maybe he can't get stock of some titles at the moment
cease: is laugh com selling different stuff than lodestone, merl?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Merl: Yeah..but everything was out of stock
Hemlock Bones: am thinking of starting a money laundering business for the American online gabling market, any suggestions ?
cease: yeah they are gettting longer, dex
Nick Tweenger: The material is being revised by the new Bureau Of Information (for our protection).
principalpoop: call them lottery purchases or horse bets
Dexter Fong: Hem: No worries, Mate...these colours don't run
Nick Tweenger: lol Bones
Nick Tweenger: You're going to launder money for Gabby Haues?
Nick Tweenger: Hayes
Hemlock Bones: Colourfast Laundry, like the sound of it, thanks Dexter
Merlyn: Dex, I just now checked, all CDs are marked as in stock; bozos said only 2 were on hand
Dexter Fong: No...Al "Fuzzy" ST> John
cease: problems with doc's lodestone software?
Merlyn: is that where you were looking?
Hemlock Bones: well actually i wanna launder money for me mosf of all
Dexter Fong: Merl: Thanks..very odd, twas less than a week ago I went there...have to try again
Merlyn: Arbuckle's 3rd banana, fuzzy st john
principalpoop: send your money to me bones, no problems
Nick Tweenger: Ah, the smell of a fresh pound note...
Hemlock Bones: so send me all your old and dirty money and i will soon have it looking like new
Merlyn: maybe he just needed to get new stock in
Hemlock Bones: OK PP i will cut you in
Dexter Fong: Merl: Possible
principalpoop: i like stock ins and gart ers
llanwydd: I wonder if you'd get arrested if you went into a coin-op with sheets and pillowcases decorated like U.S. currency
Bambi: ok, back again with creamed chicken and egg noodles on toast :-)
Dexter Fong: and braz ears
Nick Tweenger: groan
Hemlock Bones: only if you washed the flag and it came out white
principalpoop: no no bones, I am unreliable, I will unravel under questioning like a 2 dollar shirt
Dexter Fong: Wasa matta Tween, don't like creamed chicken?
principalpoop: ahhh chicken ala king ala bambi
Dexter Fong: Oohh la la
Nick Tweenger: That was for P's pun
Dr. Headphones: all right, phone call over, i'm back (and front too)
principalpoop: wb ken lol
principalpoop: oops lol cat
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Did you find out any football scores from Sunday Afternoon?
Bambi: actually ala Clem :-)
llanwydd: I make chicken ala king kong
Dr. Headphones: llan: reading your comment about currency, there's a restaurant in DC which takes ONLY credit/debit cards, no cash, no checks
llanwydd: it's a hell of a big chicken, believe me
principalpoop: clem is a chef too? quite a catch you got therre bambi
Hemlock Bones: dont worry PP i have seen your President in action and forumating a question is probably beyond him, just like answering one is to Blair
Dr. Headphones: dex: i don't give a flying fig about football scores
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Would that restaurant be in a "minority" area, perchance?
Nick Tweenger: And you have to climb to reach the drumstick.
Bambi: which football? the world's football or the US football?
llanwydd: that's interesting kend. are they afraid of counterfeit currency?
principalpoop: they torture first and ask questions later, oops I mean
Dr. Headphones: dex: don't know, having never been in DC except the corner which I-95 traverses
Dexter Fong: Kend^ It all about "YOU" isn't it?
principalpoop: that is not dc ken
Dr. Headphones: llan: afraid of bad employees stealing, or being mugged on the way to the bank
Dr. Headphones: YOU YOU YOU ESS AAA!
Dexter Fong: Bambi: The right kind of football, where you can pick it up and throw it
Hemlock Bones: well PP i tried surboarding and skateboarding but never Waterboarding, is it difficult to learn ?
Nick Tweenger: Or bad checks and counterfeit money...
llanwydd: that would be reasonable in DC
principalpoop: i generally use my saran wrap differently
Nick Tweenger: lol Bones
Bambi: lol Dex
Nick Tweenger: Has everyone seen the Keith Olbermann bit on the Constitution? Reaaally funny...
Dexter Fong: Hemlock: Just don't try to "hang ten" too soon
Bambi: and get tackled and break bones?
Hemlock Bones: i suppose wearing a hood adds to the challenge
Dexter Fong: Bambi: You got it!!!\
Bambi: apologies to Hemlock Bones ...
Nick Tweenger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1t4a2ct7E&eurl=
Hemlock Bones: we are now treating our Islamic women in veils like hoodies now, so maybe they will get free waterboarding lessons
principalpoop: being chained with my hands to my ankles is tough when my nose itches
principalpoop: i would confess to anything
Dr. Headphones: poop: sounds really kinky to me
principalpoop: oops wrong chat
Nick Tweenger: Yeah, I've heard that some Euros are starting to say that Islam isn't compatible with their culture.
Hemlock Bones: ok i admit, it was me on the grassy knoll, i dont know what came over me, guess it was just impusle
Dexter Fong: Hemlock: I see where Europe -teven the non-hysterical- is starting to question whether Islamic peoples can really be allowed in Europe
Dr. Headphones: islam is compatible, radicalism isn't
Nick Tweenger: lol Bones
llanwydd: ever met a sufi? they're pretty stuck up
Bambi: side 2 :-)
principalpoop: you helped james earl ray get to london too, didn't you?
llanwydd: I met one on a NYC bus once
Dr. Headphones: if i were forced to be muslim, i'd opt for sufi
Hemlock Bones: James was a nice guy he needed a lift
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Seems difficult for the two to separate
principalpoop: polly sufi?
Nick Tweenger: lol P
Hemlock Bones: trouble was i thought it was Nixon and it turned out to be JFK
principalpoop: and the keeler girl bones
Dr. Headphones: but i can't be a muslim since i love pork
Dexter Fong: llan: And dizzy from spinning around...oh, that's the derfishes
Hemlock Bones: she only comes round here to do some cleaning and cooking PP
Bambi: ditto Ken ... wish more saw the truth in your statement (radical versus islam)
Dr. Headphones: dex, did you know that all the meat around a pig's ass is pork? :)
Dexter Fong: Kend^ A lotta people are forced to be muslim
Nick Tweenger: now, now... no shooting at presidents with anything other than a pen ;-)
principalpoop: someone needs to tell the shites to change their name
Hemlock Bones: William Penn ?
llanwydd: I can take or leave pork, actually. usually eat fish or poultry. but I gotta have beef once in a while
principalpoop: a wink and a nod bones say no more
Nick Tweenger: Like the Dixie Chicks saying Bush doesn't represent TX. Anymore than he represents the US...
Hemlock Bones: (passes PP a brnad new shiny trowel )
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Knowing how thorough you are, this info was derived first hand so to speak
llanwydd: the shee-it moslems
Dr. Headphones: i'm tempted to buy the new "chicks" CD
cease: yeah i eat mostly seafood
cease: good meat is rare, and no pun there
principalpoop: ahhh a mason, I wave the trowel in a complicated design and return it
Hemlock Bones: thats very shellfish of you cease
cease: i clam what i clam
Bambi: weird that religion and food got connected like that ...lol
principalpoop: lol cat
Nick Tweenger: Not worried about "mad salmon" disease?
Dr. Headphones: how much is that mollusk in the window?
Hemlock Bones: the one with the wiggly tentacles ?
Dexter Fong: Market Price
cease: we have a sesame encrusted salmon in the oven as i type
llanwydd: I was on a philly cheesesteak kick for a little while after I something tempting on the food channel. didn't last long
cease: i think it will soon be ready
Hemlock Bones: but for what Cease ?
cease: i had a stiped bas for first time in ottawa. absolutely amazing
Nick Tweenger: Well, don't rush it, Cat...
Dr. Headphones: cat: sounds lovely. i had a turkey sandwich with brown mustard earlier washed down with vanilla bean coffee
principalpoop: I blame sol and abduhls deli for serving a bad pig on a holiday, it made them all swear off pork forever
llanwydd: this is the truth. I prefer red salmon raw. usually on a bagel with cream cheese and a slice of onion
Nick Tweenger: stipe was playing bass?
llanwydd: I'm actually hooked on it
Dr. Headphones: salmon is good raw
Dexter Fong: Does anyone know how Klok is feeling?
Hemlock Bones: pork bagels is a mixed metaphor i suppose
llanwydd: only if it's very fresh, though
Dr. Headphones: dex: some of us are trying to do the detective work, but no results yet. we need to hire nick danger, third eye
Hemlock Bones: have not heard from him Dex i will keep sending emails till he confesses
principalpoop: with mayo and cheese and lettuce
Nick Tweenger: Haven't heard from him in some time, Dex. He wasn't doing well.
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Doesn't sound reassuring
principalpoop (
Dexter Fong: Maybe Doc knows
llanwydd: what with m, c and l, princ?
Nick Tweenger: Left a message on his answering machine a couple of days ago, but no response...
Dr. Headphones: doc doesn't. i talked to him on phone today, we both got answering machine when calling klok
Bambi: wish we had someone who lived near Klok that we could call on to check on him
principalpoop: raw salmon on the pork bagel
llanwydd: I think salmon tastes completely different cooked. I can eat it that way but I prefer it raw
Dr. Headphones: bambi: the local police might do that for you, not sure.
Nick Tweenger: yum
Hemlock Bones: thats a good idea Dr
Bambi: yes, left a voice message myself and a couple emails and no response...hope he is OK :-(
principalpoop: bad news travels fast, maybe in hospital
ah,clem: Bambi makes awesome salmon cakes
llanwydd: never heard of a pork bagel. doesn't sound kosher
Bambi: good point Ken
Dr. Headphones: north kingstown police: (401)-294-3316
Nick Tweenger: lol clem
llanwydd: I'm not jewish but there are a lot of kosher foods I like
principalpoop: with bread crumbs or crushed saltines?
ah,clem: bread
llanwydd: 401! that's RI. Blast from the past!
Hemlock Bones: i used to have to buy two apples strudels because i ate on in the car on the way back from the deli
Dr. Headphones: llan: yes, that's where klok lives
llanwydd: deli food is tempting
principalpoop: i have not found a good deli here
Hemlock Bones: and fattening
Dr. Headphones: no good deli here either. have to drive an hour to find one, i bet
llanwydd: I lived in middletown for a while and then newport. I liked middletown better
Hemlock Bones: since i left the city i have not been able to get a decent bagel, walmart bagels dont make it
Dr. Headphones: klok is in n kingstown
Dr. Headphones: but i'm not nearly close enough to just drive over
llanwydd: you have walmart in the UK, stones?
Dr. Headphones: walmart is *everywhere*
Hemlock Bones: yes llan, they bought out our ASDA three years back
F-BomBightrethighrehighre: had to take a call....didn't mean to be rewd....
Dexter Fong: Not in Manhattan heh heh
Dr. Headphones: just like satan......
llanwydd: I prefer tesco when I'm in england
llanwydd: which is once in a lifetime so far
cease: i thought klok would be close enough to visit when i was in nyc but i guess not
Dr. Headphones: np, f-bom, i did the same a while ago
Hemlock Bones: as a Friend of the Earth, Tesco is the enemy
Hemlock Bones: they have plans for world domination
cease: doc lives in con, if thats closer
Dexter Fong: Hem: WHo isn't these days?
Nick Tweenger: Bones, are you familiar with Time Bandits?
cease: doc hasnt been on last 2 chats
Hemlock Bones: yes Tweenger
principalpoop: i lived across the street from wolfie cohens in miami ohhhhhhh
llanwydd: like walmart doesn't?
Dr. Headphones: i spoke with tom today on phone, he and lili are doing quite well
Dexter Fong: It's that damn Daylight Saving time...every year you save it and those Time Bandits steal it
cease: good news, kend
Hemlock Bones: over here Tesco has Walmart licked
Nick Tweenger: Thought the theme of the commercialization of life was a cool thene :-)
cease: hes doing the europe project for me now
principalpoop: it is evil, pure evil
cease: i'm laggard at sending him images
Nick Tweenger: "The Most Fabulous Thing In The World"
Dr. Headphones: axis of evil?
Dr. Headphones: merle laggard
llanwydd: well I remember tesco being convenient and reasonably priced
Nick Tweenger: Why not a hatchet?
Dexter Fong: Molly Hatchet?
cease: the aixes are stoned
Hemlock Bones: yes llan cos they pay their suppliers and farmers peanuts
Dr. Headphones: molly hatchet of evil? hmmm, doesn't parse correctly
Nick Tweenger: lol Dr. H. Just an okie from Walton...
principalpoop: wasn't tesco nixon's rich friend who was arrested? not rebozo
Dexter Fong: Kend^ I'll parse you with Molly's Hatchet
Hemlock Bones: and have an environmental policy almost as green as Texaco
Dr. Headphones: i have friend who is second cousin of merle haggard
cease: the one that fled to nicaragua?
principalpoop: parsco
llanwydd: didn't know that bones. but I never asked an employee
Dexter Fong: Parsec
principalpoop: that's him ahhh vesco nabisco
Dr. Headphones: speaking of nixon, must give this again for those who missed it: http://www.therottingcorpseofrichardnixon.com/
principalpoop: isn't everybody a second cousin of merle haggard?
llanwydd: no tesco is england's version of Grand Union
Dexter Fong: Here in {South of the Border} we shoot many Quakers frrom guns
Hemlock Bones: Steve Merle ?
Dr. Headphones: oh no, not i! not related to any country music people at all
Dexter Fong: llan: England France Spain and the Netherlands Grand Union?
llanwydd: no, the supermarket
principalpoop: I thought the EU was the GU
llanwydd: maybe I should have said Shop-Rite
Dexter Fong: Wha's Gnu?
Dr. Headphones: pussycats!
principalpoop: wo-wo-wo
llanwydd: Acme?
Dexter Fong flings his undergarmets at poop
llanwydd: I don't know what supermarkets they have in NYC
principalpoop: Acme? nooo Acyou!
Nick Tweenger: lol
Dr. Headphones: bambi, you're a saint! keep me posted, please
Dexter Fong: llan: And you're not going to either
Dr. Headphones: oops, should have been private
principalpoop: ewww they stuck, throw clean ones next time please
Dexter Fong: Nevermind Sergeant
Nick Tweenger: lol
principalpoop: safeway? winn-dixie? food lion? kroger?
llanwydd: that's over my head, dex. I assume they have supermarkets
Nick Tweenger: Yeah, whatever news you have, Bambi...
Dr. Headphones: i see nothink, i hear nothink!
Dexter Fong: llan: You can pump me but I'll never tell
llanwydd: up here we have Price Chopper and Hannaford's
principalpoop: can I pump you too?
Dr. Headphones: uh, that sounds more than kinky !!!!!
principalpoop: oops wrong chat
Dexter Fong: Oooh! A sloppy second? I don't think so
Dexter Fong: In your dreams Ace
principalpoop: honk honk
Hemlock Bones: good to hear you using the scratch generator
principalpoop: random scratch
Nick Tweenger: play what you want, clem
principalpoop: it is nice to be had ahhhh, clem
ah,clem: those scratches were not simulated
Dr. Headphones: most people replaced their scratch generators with scratch alternators in the 60s
llanwydd: I saw groucho on the dick cavett show tonight. of course it was a rerun
principalpoop: no no no too fast
principalpoop: which colon?
Dr. Headphones: llan: i hope so
principalpoop: 205 something lol
llanwydd: that guy was always funny
Dr. Headphones: after surgery, some have only a semi-colon
cease: just ate some great salmon. anyone heere?
Dr. Headphones: cat: i hope you enjoyed it
principalpoop: just us fishes
llanwydd: we're still here, cat
Hemlock Bones: i am definately not here
Nick Tweenger: i am not a salmon...
llanwydd: cats love fish don't they?
cease: i even aranged green beans around rice as a sort of stamp
cease: art and taste
Dr. Headphones: yes, but male cats should not have fish. too much ash in it, gives urinary blockage
Dr. Headphones: the cats here get only fish-free food
llanwydd: steamed, baked, fried or raw, cat?
cease: you mean real fish, or fishy cat food?
Nick Tweenger: Going to hit the trail, folks. Health & happiness to all...
||||||||| 10:38 PM -- Nick Tweenger left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dr. Headphones: later, tween
principalpoop: night tween
Dexter Fong: Ride em Tweeny
cease: the salmon was covered with honey-dijon-soy marinade and sesame seeds and grilled
cease: tween
llanwydd: nite tween
Dr. Headphones: cat: either. i believe it's the magnesium content which does it. ask your vet
Hemlock Bones: byee tweenger
cease: will do, kend
ah,clem: good night Tweeny
llanwydd: ah, I forgot grilled. I never have it that way
Bambi: please check on http://www.cniradio.com for the stream location. The new stream location that Clem memtioned on the air: http://209.51.162.173:9534 (for live shows now and eventually all programming)
Dr. Headphones: females are not affected
Dexter Fong: Too much magnesium and you get spontaneous combustion
principalpoop: ahh what the well dressed salmon is wearing this year
cease: llts of quick heat, sears in the sesame seed flavour
Bambi: see ya Tweeny :-)
principalpoop: thanks bambi
llanwydd: sounds good. I've got to try it. love sesame too
cease: i gfot recipe from tv guide
cease: we get a lot of salmon here, might as well eat it
llanwydd: bambi, what do you use to make the white sauce for ala king?
Dr. Headphones: salmon is my favorite fish, i believe
principalpoop: i switched
Dexter Fong: Sand Dabs Kend^
cease: i don thave a fave. any fish can be created anew into something unbelievably good
principalpoop: open sesame seed
cease: have any of you heard the firesign play Sesame Mucho?
Dr. Headphones: well, cat, i don't particularly care for the bland fish with no taste at all
cease: im sure ah clem has played it on cni
Dexter Fong raises hand and says "Ooh Ooh, Mr. Kotter".
cease: i love bland fish, kend. very gently wth herbs., they can be sublime
principalpoop: does not ring a bell, but my last brain cell is not to be trusted
cease: tilapia for example
llanwydd: this reminds me of something I had in an arabic restaurant called simak tajin. flounder in sesame sauce. best way I 've ever eaten cooked fish
ah,clem: heard of it, but what was it in, Cat, part of another peice?
Dexter Fong: Sand Dabs Cat
cease: no its one of the magic mushroom plays, ah clem
Dr. Headphones: tilapia isn't bad, but like a sponge, absorbs and tastes like whatever you cook it with, no taste of its own
principalpoop: a 2nd cousin of the dolphin right
Hemlock Bones: i have floundered in a few arabic restaurants too llan
cease: i don tthink i ever sent you any but i'm sure others have and youve played at least some on air
llanwydd: LOL bones
Bambi: actually Clem made the one I was eating tonight ... but it's a cream sauce from a flour rue. with chicken juice, egg noodles, etc. ... Clem would have to say specifically about this day's recipe. :-)
cease: you might have gotten some from kend or klok or dex or someone
Dr. Headphones: chicken juice? you just squeeze them like a lemon? :)
principalpoop: i rue the day I tried make rue
llanwydd: I actually managed an arabic restaurant in Rhode Island back in the 80s. the chef/owner was lebanese/american
cease: if you cant figure out what you have, i'll just send them to you again
cease: maybe by next month
principalpoop: how do you get the bones out of the chicken juice?
Dexter Fong: and you were Welsh-American
llanwydd: sounds delicious, bambi
Hemlock Bones: passes llan a sheeps eye a al sponge bob
Dr. Headphones: strain it?
ah,clem: that recipe is my own creation, but similar to many cream sauces
principalpoop: strained chicken bones
ah,clem: boned chicken and chicken stock
principalpoop: I was not going to say it, thanks ahhh, clem
ah,clem: in a cream sauce
Bambi: it is llanwydd :-)
llanwydd: I can make nearly every popular arabic food. I was making hummus before most of you knew what it was
ah,clem: and noodles
Dr. Headphones: "the wing bone's connected to the...breast bone...."
Hemlock Bones: i had to sell most of my chicken stock clem to ward off a crash
principalpoop: wait, who boned the chicken?
Dr. Headphones: who let the dogs out?
Bambi: he boils the chicken to get fresh chicken stock/juice ;-)
Hemlock Bones: wrong room again PP ?
ah,clem: I did, had to do it
principalpoop: not me talking about making hummus
Bambi: sorry to hear that Hemlock ;-)
ah,clem: told ya it is a special sauce, lol
principalpoop: did you have to pluck it also?
principalpoop: my fault, oops lol
Hemlock Bones: i am starting a free range hummus farm with what is left Bambi
llanwydd: that's really making it from scratch
llanwydd: didn't mean chicken scratch
principalpoop: organic hummus, good idea
Dexter Fong hums us a tune on his Organ
Hemlock Bones: you need a high fence though, those hummus can really jump
llanwydd: I like baba ganoush a little better. like hummus but with eggplant
principalpoop: and a hummus dog to round them up
Dr. Headphones: CBC show "ideas" just had great show on organic food yesterday
Dexter Fong: ...and one hummus ring to bind them
cease: you listen to ideas, kend?
cease: my fave for decades
ah,clem: hummus, sounds like a type of soil...
principalpoop: aye captain fong ayeeee
llanwydd: I've heard that too, clem
principalpoop: your thinking of hummus ah, clem
Dr. Headphones: cat: i listen to CBC quite a bit in truck on sirius satellite radio
Hemlock Bones: will need to reduce speed, the hummus crystals canna take it captain
Dr. Headphones: love "as it happens" every afternoon
Dexter Fong gives poop permission to go ashore...from 200 miles out at sea
cease: oh great kend
cease: if i had to spend time driinvg i'd certainly get that
cease: i try and never drive at all
llanwydd: I made hummus for a party once before it became popular and one of the female guests looked at me angrily and said "That's dirt!"
Dr. Headphones: didn't used to listen to it as much, but the sirius bastards took off PRI and i had to find an alternative
cease: lol lan
Hemlock Bones: when i made hummus for a party it became a wake
Dr. Headphones: i drive 400-500 miles per day on average
principalpoop: ahh, that is how to wake a party
cease: and then went back to sleep and became humous
llanwydd: LOL bones
Dexter Fong: What kinda mileage you get Kend?
Dr. Headphones: dex: 5 to 7 depends on terrain, load, wind, speed, etc.
principalpoop: i had humous on my knee
Hemlock Bones: os that unleaded average you use Dr ?
Bambi: Hemlock ... sounds like the salmon mousse lol
Dr. Headphones: hemlock: i'm truck driver, that's diesel fuel
llanwydd: I drive a hummus
principalpoop: miles not km bones
principalpoop: my first girlfiend gave me a hummer
Dexter Fong: Alas: TIme to park the car....night to those who leave and WB from those that remain
Dr. Headphones: poop: h1, h2, or h3? :)
principalpoop: hail RITA
Hemlock Bones: i think Hony is hitchin on the interstate,
Dr. Headphones: park it and lock it, dex
Hemlock Bones: Honey
llanwydd: nite dex. hurry back
principalpoop: where is she going bones?
Hemlock Bones: here i think
cease: hitching? do they still do that?
Hemlock Bones: yes, they hitch a lot, but just dont get any lifts
Dr. Headphones: i'm not allowed to have anyone as passenger, so i'm always solo
llanwydd: why is dex in parentheses?
principalpoop: I did that up and down the east coast and then across country
principalpoop: he is away llan
Hemlock Bones: you can go blind doing that Dr
principalpoop: a menu choice in the ahh menu
llanwydd: aha
Dr. Headphones: hemlock: you should see the thickness of my spectacles ;)
principalpoop: ok lindburgh
llanwydd: in other words gone but not forgotten
Hemlock Bones: just a moment Dr let me put down my white stick
principalpoop: and catherwood will not kill him
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to principalpoop and says "Someone mention my name?"
cease: and they let you drive, kend?
Dr. Headphones: cat: i'm corrected to 20/20, but without them, i'm legally blind. no joking, i'm over 20/400
principalpoop: snl had a lindburgh who ahh, was alone lol
cease: sonds like me
principalpoop: ahhh same as me ken
Dr. Headphones: if you're into the technical stuff, i'm -5.25 diopters in one eye and -5.0 in the other
principalpoop: i memorize the top letter of the chart before I take off my glasses
Hemlock Bones: i only need to wear my glasses if i want to see
principalpoop: coffee brb
Dr. Headphones: of course, with the advancing age, the presbyopia is going up, +1.25 in both eyes now.
cease: i take mine off to read in poor light
Dr. Headphones: if i take mine off, the reading material has to be about 6 inches from face
Hemlock Bones: didnt know you lived in Canada cease
llanwydd: I'm going to have that laser surgery done some day
||||||||| Honey steals in around 10:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: hey hon
Dr. Headphones: hi honey
Honey : hola ya'all
Hemlock Bones: greetings Honey
Merlyn: hi honey
cease: i thouhgt it was more often manifest, stones
Bambi: hi Honey!
cease: hi honey
ah,clem: hola Honey
cease: i just had you on a salmon tonight
Honey : hi hemmie hun =)
cease: you were delcious
llanwydd: I'm only about hundred miles from canada but probably thousands of miles away from cat
Hemlock Bones: Honey is always delicious, why otherwise would i go to NM
cease: in vancouver. it's far from everything
Dr. Headphones: well, my dear friends, it's way past my regular bedtime, so i'm going to call it a night. TTFN
Honey : hello merlyn cease bambi ppp dex llan dr. clem :)
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: night, kend
||||||||| Dr. Headphones rushes off, saying "11:01 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd: nite kend!
Bambi: night Ken ... sleep well :-)
ah,clem: good night Ked D. so good to see you
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a double toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a double toasted almond.
ah,clem: oops, missed him
llanwydd: I'm always late saying goodnight
Honey : i9 hope you have dug yourselves out of palmdale, bambi!
llanwydd: Catherwood, please pour me.
||||||||| Catherwood brings me.
cease: hows it going, honey?
Honey : pretty good, cat the international balloon fiesta here has brought 700 balloons to the nm skies
Merlyn: catherwood, parse my sentence
||||||||| Catherwood parses Merlyn's sentence.
Bambi: we had some major flooding here in VA during the nor'easter ... no fun... been driving at least 1 -2 hrs each way to clients and am seeing quite a bit of damage of road and remains of high water
Honey : and over 150,000 tourists to spend money
Hemlock Bones: all those balloons are endangered with a prick like Branston in the area
llanwydd: groucho sang "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" on the Dick Cavett show tonight
cease: sounds pretty
llanwydd: very funny song
Honey : true
ah,clem: will you be taking photos, Honey? would love to see it
Honey : oh its awesome especially when they do a mass ascension
cease: tonight as in, on a dvd, llan?
Honey : yeah i take photos every year
Hemlock Bones: would be good to see them HOney
cease: it would indeed
llanwydd: it was on Turner Classic Movies as an intro to the Marx marathon
cease: aha
llanwydd: no, groucho is no longer living actually
Honey : i will pass them around before the fiesta is over
Hemlock Bones: i didnt know that Turner was such a communist
cease: or even unactually
cease: you sell stuff to tourists, honey?
llanwydd: yeah, they are devoted marxists
Honey : he was a real marxist from what i hear
cease: so thats why he colourized the flicks?
ah,clem: perhaps Mr. Stones could send me a couple favorite pics in email
Hemlock Bones: i had words with Turner when he stole my nickname, Captain Planet
Honey : i sell stuff to anyone buying =)
llanwydd: he didn't dare colorize the marx bros
Hemlock Bones: except in Red llan
llanwydd: the marx bros only did one color film, "The Story of Mankind". their last film. they didn't even appear together
cease: i havent seen that
Hemlock Bones: Carry on Trotsky was good
cease: lol
Honey giggles
Merlyn: there's a short bit of color test film of Animal Crackers too
Hemlock Bones: and who can forget Monty Python and the Holy Five Year Plan ?
Honey : catherwood please pour me a rusty nail
||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey a rusty nail.
llanwydd: I heard about that Merlyn. I'd love to see it
Merlyn: it's pretty short
llanwydd: I'll be taping "Animal Crackers" tonight but I don't think it will have the color scene
llanwydd: as a matter of fact it's coming on in 45 minutes
Merlyn: Here's the color Marx clip from Animal Crackers: http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e126168ScZMbn3q
Hemlock Bones: its a long time since anything came on to me llan
cease: i have it on tape, havent watched it since i taped it. 80s i think
llanwydd: I'll check it out right now merl. thanks.
ah,clem: what channel is airing animal crackers?
Merlyn: Harpo isn't wearing his wig, either.
Honey : a wigless harpo :O wow
cease: thats no whig, thats my presidednt
Honey : that's no president! that's my monkey!!!!
cease: i need klok here to laugh at that
principalpoop: lol cat
principalpoop: back
Honey : hey poopie welcome back
cease: you picked up your cues, poop
principalpoop: ahh honey, you caught a hitch
principalpoop: are hose my Qs?
llanwydd: just checked it out merl. very impressive
principalpoop: i spanked my monkey, he was being bad
Hemlock Bones: where did he invade this time PP ?
Honey : i keep mine in the attic, poop
principalpoop: he was in my pajamas
Bambi: Yes, I miss Klok not being here ...
Honey : where is klok? is he ok???
principalpoop: i don't have an attic
Honey : in yer pajamas with you???
Bambi: hope he will be back soon
ah,clem: how he got in my pajamas..
principalpoop: yes, and he was eating peanut butter
Honey : lol
Bambi: read: I miss Klok being here actually ... those negatives are such a pain lol
cease: yah, bummer
Bambi: hope to hear soon Honey ... we are not sure ... have a call in
Honey : good
Merlyn: well, see you next week people
Bambi: he didn't answer his phone ... had to leave a message
principalpoop: pain is french for bread, voila
cease: ok merl
Merlyn waves
principalpoop: night M, have a super week
Bambi: no response in email too ... very unlike Klok
||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:20 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Honey : niters merlyn
Bambi: night Merlyn
Hemlock Bones: bye Merlyn
cease: yes this doesnt look good, bambi
cease: he is normally more than intouch
principalpoop: how was lifting your skirt on the interstate honey?
Bambi waves back at Merlyn
Hemlock Bones: dont listen to him Honey, i said you were hitching, nothing else
Honey : it was fun ppp lol
principalpoop: yes , bones told us you were hitching
Bambi: very true Cat ... I have a call in to N. K. dispatcher ... they are checking on him
cease: realy?
llanwydd: the chat room is screwing me royally tonight
Honey : i had on plaid boxers under it stopped traffic and caused a pile up
cease: good work, bambi
llanwydd: as they say
Hemlock Bones: thats good Bambi
principalpoop: ahhh a little cheese cake to stop a car
principalpoop: thanks bambi, i thought somebody was doing that
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bonemeister', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:23 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Bambi: thanks Cat ... hope he's OK ...
Bambi: nes
ah,clem: sure hope he is alright
Hemlock Bones: me too, i miss his emails
cease: yeah at least someone is doing something
principalpoop: plaid, are you scotish?
Honey : me too clem
Honey : hi bonemeister
principalpoop: hello bone
Bambi: hi Boney
cease: bone
ah,clem: no news yet
Bambi: me too Clem ...
ah,clem: hi Boney
Bambi: too Stones ... I really miss his emails too
Honey : no princepoop not scottish but i have found that plaid flannel boxers will get me a ride every time
Bambi: and his pieces on CNI are always very interesting
cease: he does pieces?
principalpoop: i have to try that, mine are ivory colored
ah,clem: yes
Bonemeister: Hey Phil Austin... http://www.sito.org/cgi-bin/gridcosm/gridcosm?level=2578
Bambi: yes, he does Cat
Hemlock Bones: dead men dont wear plaid do they Honey
Dexter Fong: It says "I'm Back"
Bonemeister: I'm also known as TCA
Honey : they sure don't hemlock
Dexter Fong: Hiya Boney and Honey
Honey : heya dex :)
cease: wb dex
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies TOR Hershman inside, makes a note of the time (11:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: High TOR
TOR Hershman: Howdy do, All
cease: why, its tor!
Bambi: hi TOR
cease: howdy day
Bonemeister: "when the PA system eats it and the band is playing some of the terriblest shit you've ever heard" - Frank Zappa
Bambi: better than high water
Honey : yo tor
cease: jm hayakawatower
Hemlock Bones: i went to that gig as well Bone
principalpoop: hi tor
Bonemeister: Honey, Bambi, cease, Dexter, ah clem
principalpoop: ahh fong is back
Bonemeister: Two bones are better than one
llanwydd: testing
Dexter Fong: Oooh! Ooohh! Mr. Kotter
Bonemeister: one two, one two. One. One.
Dexter Fong: and One is Nothing
Bonemeister: OHm
principalpoop: tasting
Dexter Fong: MHo
Bambi: lost a foot there boney?
Bonemeister: Ohm
llanwydd: ohmwattamp
Bambi: one is the loneliest...
Dexter Fong: mho
TOR Hershman: So, who else added David Arguette to their MySpace page?
Dexter Fong: One is the onliest number
llanwydd: whatamdat?
Honey : lol tor not me
TOR Hershman: q
cease: i know not of that
Bonemeister: a resistance that produces a potential differance
Dexter Fong: TOR: I've added Arquette to the "Who's Toasted" page
Bonemeister: difference
Bonemeister: vive la difference
Dexter Fong: diffedence
TOR Hershman: Yeah, he was on the Conin Fodder Show last eve givin' the poop
principalpoop: patricia had a son?
Bambi: don't get me started on MySpace ;-)
llanwydd: I don't know any of these names. I don't watch prime time
Dexter Fong: TOR" I saw him on Craig McPherson last night
llanwydd: havent in many years
TOR Hershman: You know, being Desi and Lucy's kid is why he's such a funny actor, moi bets.
principalpoop: when who gave me where?
Dexter Fong: Bambi" DOn't get started!!
Bonemeister: brb
llanwydd: no sitcoms, no soaps, no melodramas
TOR Hershman: Yeah, Dex, that's the Conin Fodder Show
TOR Hershman: But I bet Lucy laid-off the smokes while gestating David
principalpoop: craig is conin's fodder?
llanwydd: hello mudder hello fodder
Dexter Fong: TOR: Meaning Conan eats McPhersons lunch?
TOR Hershman: However, 2 or 3 packs of Lucky Strikes a day WOULD explain Desi Jr. & Lucy II's actin' stylezzzzzzz
principalpoop: what did he eat? salmon cakes or chicken ala clem?
Dexter Fong: Baby Bambi Slamon in Cream Sauce
TOR Hershman: Moi made salmon cakes for WifeyWu this ever
principalpoop: with sesame seeds
principalpoop: try saying that 3 times fast
TOR Hershman: this EVE
Dexter Fong: Ahhh! You're chinese chef I presume
TOR Hershman: Nope, no sesame seeds....celery and poppy seeds
llanwydd: YOU MENTION THE ALLAH KING? YOU MUST SAY PBUH!!!!
principalpoop: celery has seeds?
TOR Hershman: Nope, just an ole Hipbilly Chef\
Honey : mmmmmmmmm i had southern style catfish and okra and greens yum
Dexter Fong: Say PUBH!!?? I can't even pronounce it
cease: sounds real good
principalpoop: same as plebney
Bambi: yep, apparently so PrinceP ... have seen them lol
Dexter Fong: Poop: The one with the kraum on the anskill
principalpoop: okra can be slimy, but if not yes yum
principalpoop: you have seen them? where should I be looking?
TOR Hershman: WifeWu likes okra (but not win free) but moi's DOOs Not
llanwydd: I grew okra last year but I could't even eat it. too tough and stringy even cooked
Bambi doesn't care for okra
llanwydd: okra winfrey is the deep fried recipe
Dexter Fong: Dud yah know that Okra makes a good mulch?
TOR Hershman: Moi just ain't likin' the taste, llan
principalpoop: can you make hummus out of okra?
Dexter Fong: Well tell Moi not to cook it again
Honey : this was tender and cooked southern style crunchy mmmmmmmm
llanwydd: I wouldn't try it princ
Bambi: hadn't heard that Dex .. but makes sense ;-)
Hemlock Bones: Well folks i am beginning to fall over now so i better day farewell till net time
cease: talk show host or vegetable
TOR Hershman: I don't hummus a few bars
principalpoop: yum honey
TOR Hershman: and I'll fake it
cease: indeed, hem
cease: keep on lockin in the real world
Dexter Fong: Night Hemlock, keep on healin'
Hemlock Bones: in the meantims, have a good week and stay safe and well
principalpoop: i can name that tune in 1 note, it is the yankee doodle dandy
TOR Hershman: TTFN, Dex
Hemlock Bones: thanks all,
principalpoop: keep healing bones
Honey : nite hem sweet dreams talk soon (hug)
llanwydd: LOL lockin in the flea wolrd
Hemlock Bones: good night
TOR Hershman: Dex must have rooiboos tea to aid healin'
TOR Hershman: Nite
cease: that is good
llanwydd: nite dex!
principalpoop: careful with that hug honey, ouch
Dexter Fong: Rooiboos Tea? I ain't drinking none o dem jungle potions
Dexter Fong: Last one turned me into a newt
||||||||| "11:42 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Hemlock Bones, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
TOR Hershman: Oh, it's a pungle jotion
principalpoop: but you got better?
Honey : newt gingrich oh my
llanwydd: Rebus Tea?
Bambi: night Hemlock Bones
TOR Hershman: New Tit on the block
Dexter Fong: Newt the Grinch
principalpoop: a ging, ha, that is rich
llanwydd: what about newt gangrene?
Dexter Fong: We're going to have to take his leg off
Bambi: thanks Clem! :-)
principalpoop: too soon bambi
Dexter Fong: Thanks Clem
principalpoop: it is still going
llanwydd: he's living in a newtist camp these days
TOR Hershman: Nite
Bambi hums Toad Away....with the lads :-)
principalpoop: ahhh, now ahhhh, clem
Dexter Fong: Bambi must be on line with Kend^'s dispatcher getting info from the future
principalpoop: friends with foley bambi?
cease: i hope the future is kind to klok
Dexter Fong: Paging Concressman Foley
Dexter Fong: Amen Cat
principalpoop: luck and hope for all of us
Bambi: I hope so too Cat...
principalpoop: toaaad away
Bambi: haven't heard back from the dispatcher yet :-(
TOR Hershman: Gotzzzz to dash, nite all, Stay on Groovin' Safari, TOR
cease: tor
principalpoop: night tor
Dexter Fong: Night TOR, night Moi
llanwydd: by tor. say goodnight to the snowdog
Bambi: night TOR
Dexter Fong:
principalpoop: fong?
Dexter Fong: poop??
principalpoop: do you have fongs tongue cat?
principalpoop: a blank line
Bambi: Well, I am going to turn in as well ... been a long day today and will be an early day tomorrow...
principalpoop: how do you do that?
Dexter Fong: Cat has only his own tongue
Bambi: have a great night!
Dexter Fong: Good Night Bambi and thnaks or thanks to you and Clem as always
principalpoop: good luck eater of the chicken ala clem, keeper of the root, sweet deer of the evening
principalpoop: thanks night night
Dexter Fong: Don't forget agbout the Okra
llanwydd: nite bambi
principalpoop: what did she do with the okra?
Dexter Fong: Threw it away
Dexter Fong: First she slimed it and *then* she threw it away
principalpoop: thrower away of the okra, seer of the celery seeds
Dexter Fong: opener of the sesame seeds
llanwydd: you really have to use okra for stews and gumbos. It's not very good by itself
principalpoop: sesawho?
Dexter Fong: sorter of the seeds and stems
cease: indedd bambi and clem
llanwydd: I make brunswick stew with okra. delicious
Bambi: see you all next time ... don't forget Saturday night's lineup on CNI Radio as well. All starts at 6:30PM ET with Independent Artist Warmup, 7-10PM ET JimmyLee and Bambi Show, 10PM ET A Few More Minutes with Firesign Theatre ... and please check in the CNI chat or on the website (http://www.cniradio.com) to make sure you have the live stream location.
principalpoop: deep fry llan
Dexter Fong: Yah ghot any extra brunswick?
cease: we have som eleft over scotia
cease: goes good with butter
Dexter Fong: Land 'o Scotian
principalpoop: you have plaid boxers too llan, scotish
Honey : nite nite everyone see you next week :)
llanwydd: actually there is an older brunswick in georgia
Dexter Fong: Night Night Honey
Dexter Fong: llan: Nu?
cease: keep well honey
principalpoop: ciaoooo honey, mucho gracias molto bella femme
Bonemeister: nite honey
cease: belissima in tblisi
Dexter Fong: Hey that Mexican is speaking Italian
llanwydd: no the nu one is in joisey
principalpoop: the bus is leaving the station, i will toodle too
Honey : buh byeeeeeeee ciao bellas
principalpoop: lol
||||||||| principalpoop departs at 11:54 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Hey that Italian lady is speaking southren
llanwydd: il signior quetzalcoatl
Bonemeister: Does benway ever do Thurstday Nite chat?
cease: poop
cease: never is close enough
Dexter Fong: llan: That's Mr. and Mrs. Juan Qeutzacoatl Smith
cease: he showed up a few times in the early years but thats long ago
ah,clem: good night everyone, and thanks for your time
Dexter Fong: Clem: Out time is our time
cease: thanks for what elevates the time, ah clem
ah,clem: see ya next time!
Dexter Fong: Time out
llanwydd: nite clem!
Dexter Fong: Think I'll go get some ice cream too...Night all
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 11:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
llanwydd: nite dex!
cease: off we go
||||||||| Dexter Fong is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:57 PM.
Bonemeister: if you tie one on
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "11:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd: happy ice cream
Bonemeister: Thor a zine
Bonemeister: Lad a dog
||||||||| Bonemeister departs at 11:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
llanwydd: must cue up to tape marx bros. brb
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TOR Hershman - dead from measles
||||||||| Honey - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| F-BomBightrethighrehighre - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 5:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
BeesnSpiders
Bonemeister
cease
Dexter Fong
Dr. Headphones
Elayne
F-BomBightrethighrehighre
Hemlock Bones
Honey
Johnny Piano
llanwydd
Luni bin Bedlam
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nick Tweenger
principalpoop
regneewTkciN
TOR Hershman URL References:
http://209.51.162.173:9534
http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/2006/10/jesus-jes-aint-gonna-like-it.html
http://www.angelfire.com/rock2/whitenoize/whitenoize.html
http://www.cniradio.com
http://www.georgebenson.com/
http://www.PeeWeeMarquette.org
http://www.sito.org/cgi-bin/gridcosm/gridcosm?level=2578
http://www.therealallanholdsworth.com/
http://www.therottingcorpseofrichardnixon.com/
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e126168ScZMbn3q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1t4a2ct7E&eurl=
https://www3.sendthisfile.com/d.jsp?t=KDFcIez6wWTL589U16NzRh9v