||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 30, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Firebroiled into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:38 AM, then departs. Firebroiled: Oh, oh! I think he's caught it! Doctor, give him something for his cough! Firebroiled: Here's a quarter ||||||||| At 8:39 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 30, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Outside, the 9:11 PM uptown bus from Milford pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. doctec: i got here early, don't know how long i'll be able to stay doctec: sorry i missed last week's chat, i had to get up VERY early in the morning to get lili to her 'revision surgery' (removing some scar tissue from her breast reconstruction surgery last year) ... doctec: ...and by the time 9pm rolled around i had to crash ||||||||| Hemlock Stones sashays in at 9:14 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Hemlock Stones: Hi Doc doctec: hi doctec: how are things in stones land? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bubba's Brain disembarks at 9:16 PM. Hemlock Stones: DST has cut in this week so for a couple of weeks we are 6 hour ahead which is a killer gap Bubba's Brain: Snakes.... On a Plane! doctec: hah - hi bb, just sent you email (both to lc.com and bluemarble) Hemlock Stones: otherwise OK ty Bubba's Brain: yeah, got it. Hemlock Stones: Hi Bubba ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:18 PM, then departs. Merlyn: hello dere Bubba's Brain: Hey, M. Merlyn: finally got rid of those pennies Hemlock Stones: Hi Merlyn doctec: well, i thought i was going to get at least a half hour here before dinner but i have just been summoned by lili to come and help out doctec: sigh doctec: i will leave you with the link of the day: http://www.thepaincomics.com/ doctec: gotta sign off now, not sure i'll be able to get back on later but i'll try. doctec: ttfn doctec: ttyl ||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:20 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Bubba's Brain: I'll be back later, too. ||||||||| Bubba's Brain says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bubba's Brain exits at 9:22 PM. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:25 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Elmertown."
Merlyn twiddles his thumbs Bambi: oops...missed Bubba! Hi Stones and Merlyn ||||||||| "9:26 PM? 9:26 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Dear Friends' Merlyn: hello Bambi: hi Clem Bambi: hey missed doc too ||||||||| "9:29 PM? 9:29 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits on the divan. Mudhead: Im here! Mudhead: your there Mudhead: so there Bambi: hi Mudhead Mudhead: hello bam, I mean Bambi Bambi: where? ;-) Mudhead: here Mudhead: or there Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi, Hi Mudhead Mudhead: ahh clem, g'evenin Merlyn: hi hi hi Mudhead: hiya Hemlock Mudhead: hi Merlyn ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:32 PM, dragging cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Mudhead: i will Mudhead: heres his voucher
Bambi waves hi to Stones and says our best to you and Honey Bambi: hi Cat Hemlock Stones: i wish the world was still flat so i didnt have this time problem Mudhead: and heres his idiot cease: hi bambi Hemlock Stones: they just messed with the clock for summertime again so theres now a six hour difference :-( Merlyn: now THAT'S daylight savings! Hemlock Stones: I am banging on Honeys door now Merlyn: Yes, daylight savings every day at ralph spoilsport motors! Mudhead: im bangin on Honey cease: so thats what you call the holes in the roof Hemlock Stones: Does Honey know this Mudhead ? Bambi: sheesh! no fun for anyone Stones! Mudhead: no, those are the Honey Holes Bambi: (the time difference) Mudhead: I would hope she does, Im the bangin one ||||||||| Catherwood escorts LLANWYDD into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:36 PM, then departs. LLANWYDD: happy thursday Mudhead: omg, 12 albumns Mudhead: hiya Bambi: hi llanwydd ||||||||| 9:37 PM: Honey Sanchez jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Mudhead: im famous Mudhead: im onna radio Bambi: hi Honey :-) cease: hi honey
Honey Sanchez walks in in a state of dishabille smokin a lucky strike Mudhead: was it good for you Honey? Honey Sanchez: hola all you guys n bambi :) LLANWYDD: dishabille means homeless, doesn't it? Bambi: you'd rather fight than switch, huh, Honey? ;-) ah,clem: hola Honey Sanchez: lol yeah bambi Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey cease: lsmft cease: lucky strike means fine tobacco
Honey Sanchez smiles and flutters her eyelashes at stones Honey Sanchez: yeh mudhead you some hunka hunka luv, bro LLANWYDD: that's what they said about kent Mudhead: do you know that the radio shows I broadcast in the 70'2 will reach the closest star in...ermmmm millions of years. Think the batteries will still work? Honey Sanchez: something to ponder, mudhead Hemlock Stones: whats more important Mudhead is, Will the Jokes still work ? Merlyn: solar batteries will Honey Sanchez: LOL but the jokes wont Mudhead: obviosly, the jokes arent working now ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:40 PM and late as usual, it's boney, just back from St. Louis." LLANWYDD: evenin boney Honey Sanchez: hi boney Mudhead: ah, my boney boy Bambi: hi Boney Hemlock Stones: sometimes with jokes you have to bang them like an old TV set Mudhead: sorta like Honey Bambi: gee, and I thought FST jokes were timeless Honey Sanchez: hey now boney: ah,clem, Bambi, cease, Hemlock Stones, Honey Sanchez, LLANWYDD, Merlyn, Mudhead... LLANWYDD: If they are timeless, they are spaceless Hemlock Stones: Hi boney Mudhead: where is Nancy cease: bone Mudhead: my gosh, im fadin out already cease: too much banging, mud Bambi: that copy and paste works well ... never thought to do that LOL LLANWYDD: in the apiary stunting trees boney: "unbind your mind there is no time *boing* to lick your stamps and paste them in" - Frank Zappa Mudhead: someone named Pierre plz join Merlyn: anyone try the crossword with the Firesign quote? Honey Sanchez: discorporate and we'll begin Mudhead: neverhad a cross word from the boyz cease: where is this, merl? Bambi: was tempted Merlyn ... but was busy looking up PSUs lol LLANWYDD: only if you want to be boney: you'll be absolutely free only if you want to be Hemlock Stones: Bambi, i was impressed the first time i heard FST jokes, i have always campaigned for more recycling Honey Sanchez: may i have a double blue moss, catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Honey Sanchez and mumbles "oh, fuck off Honey Sanchez!" Mudhead: thats not nice Honey Sanchez: gee catherwood has an additude as usual ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Honey Sanchez Hemlock Stones: go wash out your mouth Catherwood or i will take your Equity card ||||||||| Catherwood goes wash out your mouth or i will take your equity card. Mudhead: Catherwood, go kick yurself ||||||||| Catherwood goes kick yurself. boney: hey punk where you going with those flowers in your hair? Merlyn: Give Honey Sanchez a double blue moss and shut up, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood hands honey sanchez a double blue moss and shut up. Bambi: Catherwood must be having a bad night already ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and says "My ears are burning..." Honey Sanchez: hey punk where ya goin with those bongos in her hand Merlyn: he's just a bad parser Bambi: LOL LLANWYDD: go to san francisco cease: parser sage? rosemary's time boney: Catherwood go hand Honey Sanchez a double blue moss ||||||||| Catherwood gives honey sanchez a double blue moss. Bambi: parsering disease ... bad disease lol Mudhead: im gettin some snax, anyone want some? I got moleskins! LLANWYDD: grab me a whiz Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double toasted almond ||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double toasted almond.
Honey Sanchez nods cool like at Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?" Hemlock Stones: are they Ma Raineys ? Mudhead Honey Sanchez: yes i do! piss off catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Honey Sanchez Merlyn: gimmie something to eat, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Merlyn and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Merlyn!" Merlyn: give me something to eat, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gives Merlyn MORE SUGAR!. Honey Sanchez: ooooooooh more sugar sweet!!!!!!! Merlyn: ah, gotta get rid of that period... Bambi: merlyn gets more sugar from catherwood lol ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bambi and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" LLANWYDD: catherwood, can I have a groat cluster and 2 tubs of slaw? ||||||||| Catherwood ignores LLANWYDD cease: you going thru menopause, merl? Bambi: Catherwood pour me a groat cluster and 2 tubs of slaw ||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a groat cluster and 2 tubs of slaw. Honey Sanchez: lol cease LLANWYDD: I thought this guy was a gentleman's gentleman Honey Sanchez: i am sure Catherwood is !!!!!!!!!! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Honey Sanchez and says "Would you like something?" LLANWYDD: way to go bambi! Bambi: LOL
Bambi smiles Honey Sanchez: i guess you have to know how to talk to the "help" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:50 PM and Dr. Headphones sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. LLANWYDD: he seems more like a ladies man Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends Bambi: I think you are right Honey ... half the time I can't figure it out either lol LLANWYDD: hi kend Honey Sanchez: hello Head Bambi: Dr. Headphones! Great to see ya! Dr. Headphones: hi, honey ;) Bambi: How's Greece? Dr. Headphones: bambi: good to see you also, and "faded" clem ah,clem: hi Ken Dr. Headphones: greece is fatty (that's a yolk, son) Dr. Headphones: he unfaded! LLANWYDD: I wish my local wal-mart supermarket sold imported greek grapes Mudhead: omg, I got caught up inna beer loop. Hadda Whiz, took a whiz, hadda whiz, tooka... It was horrible! Bambi: ah, there he is LLANWYDD: you can get imported greek olives anywhere Dr. Headphones: i was in bed, had to do the one between O and Q, now can't go back to sleep, thought i'd chat a few, see if you guys can put me to sleep cease: hey kend! cease: we'll try, kend Dr. Headphones: cat, cool pic of you on the CNI frappr page ;) ah,clem: I'll try, Ken
Bambi says Ken, look into the crystal ... your eyelids are getting heavy, you are getting sleepy ... NO don't go to sleep ... we want to chat with you! Honey Sanchez: yes we will do our best, ken cease: i forget which pic i sent, kend Dr. Headphones: stop swinging that pocket watch! Bambi: lol cease: the old bw one of me in smoke? Dr. Headphones: cat: smoke swirling around your face. you're either getting high or standing in some heavy-duty fog cease: yes, i use that in another chat Honey Sanchez: or both LLANWYDD: it's not the watch it's the patter cease: early 70s Honey Sanchez: its called smog cease: i spent a lot of time in the dark room in those days Dr. Headphones: the pitter patter of little feat? Dr. Headphones: out of the fog...into the smog... Hemlock Stones: could be a Kate Bush Video Honey ! Bambi: yes, please join in the fun at the cni frappr page if you haven't been pinned yet: http://www.frappr.com/cniradio or stop by the CNI website (link is there too) http://www.cniradio.com Honey Sanchez: haha LLANWYDD: I've only seen or heard kate bush once. back in the 70s on saturday night live ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Bambi: hi Dex Hemlock Stones: Hi Dexter LLANWYDD: eric idle introduced her very enthusiastically cease: dex Dr. Headphones: hey dex Honey Sanchez: hola, senor Dex Bambi: don't crush that dwarf Dr. Headphones Dexter Fong: Howdy HS LLANWYDD: hey dex Honey Sanchez: he must have been high ll Hemlock Stones: High and Kate Bush doesnt computer Honey Dexter Fong: and a big springtime howdy to clem, Bambi, cat, hey Kend^ horney er um Honey LLAN mudeski merlyn and boney Mudhead: what are we listening to, Ive never heard this cease: this is from new morning Honey Sanchez: i would have to be high to be enthusiastic about her cease: the songs on new morning were written for a play Honey Sanchez: if not for you bobby zimmerman Bambi: beautiful warm day today in Virginia cease: according to dylan's autobi Dr. Headphones: i recognize the name kate bush, but can't tell you who she is Bambi: and back at 'cha Dex cease: who? LLANWYDD: I've heard her music described as "prog" cease: kate bush? i dont think i know her Honey Sanchez: i;ve heard her described as FROG cease: no relation to george? LLANWYDD: I have to say I didn't like or dislike her performance Honey Sanchez: yes she is like that ll hahaha Honey Sanchez: i think so cease Hemlock Stones: Well DR H, to be honest i dont think Kate Bush knows who she is either as a quick glance at one of her videos would prove cease: is she the singer who sang molly bloom's soliliquoy on one of her albums? cease: ala 2 places? Hemlock Stones: come back please clem ah,clem: ... Bambi: lol
Honey Sanchez ) LLANWYDD: the unsinkable molly bloom Hemlock Stones: the Unthinkable Kate Bush Honey Sanchez: cries "Heathcliffe" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dr. Headphones: catherwood, set your clock! ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 10:01 PM!" Bambi: don't fall off that heathcliffe! Hemlock Stones: lost the CNI feed over here Clem sorry Bambi: what time do you think it is Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:01 PM" Dr. Headphones: hey, isn't this weekend the DST reset time? Hemlock Stones: it was here Dr H Honey Sanchez: awww major bummer senor stones Dexter Fong: Kend: Yes Honey Sanchez: i think its this weekend here
Bambi says grrrrrr ... is it? ... just when I finally got used to ET Dr. Headphones: and since the server for this chat is in indiana, i believe that they are now resetting theirs also Hemlock Stones: the audio has returned Merlyn: they're going to roman numeral time Bambi: did it go away? Honey Sanchez: who are they? Hemlock Stones: bring back tthe flat earth i say Honey Sanchez: romans????? Dexter Fong: Hemlock: You realize that when we go into Daylight Savings Time, you'll have to stay up an hour later Dexter Fong: or get up an hour earlier Honey Sanchez: shhhhhhhh dont tell him dex Hemlock Stones: its already an hour later here Dexter Bambi: well, Hemlock said the audio has returned Dr. Headphones: roman hands, greecy fingers? Hemlock Stones: time changed this week Dexter Fong: whichever comes first LLANWYDD: I don't remember who it was but someone suggested last week that maybe I should buy a DVD player, if I remember right. I have a question about DVDs. Can you record more hours on them than on VHS? LLANWYDD: anybody know?
Bambi says SHHHHH! Dex Dr. Headphones: stones: where are you? Hemlock Stones: Llanwydd, yes you can Dexter Fong: llan: Depending Honey Sanchez: lol bambi ;) Hemlock Stones: am in the north of England Dr H Dr. Headphones: it depends on the resolution, i believe Mudhead: yes LLANWYDD: that's good news. I'm going to start recording DVDs off of TCM Mudhead: I can put a lotta video onna dvd Hemlock Stones: for everything you need to know about DVDs including compression and cloning visit. www.afterdawn.com Dr. Headphones: ah, a limey :) put the lime in the cocoanut, drink it all up Dexter Fong: Shaken not stirred Dr. Headphones: i get the afterdawn newsletter weekly, occasionally read it LLANWYDD: thanks very much, stones ah,clem: a single layer dvd only holds about 2 hours of uncompressed video cease: is that a limey coconut? boney: Nino says I'm in Saint Louis, Missouri. WRONG! Mudhead: I just installed my HD capture card for that Lan Honey Sanchez: how did that coconut get there????? Dr. Headphones: mud: i have USB capture thingamajig, works great Dexter Fong: It floated over from Rangeroa Hemlock Stones: you can now puts several movies on one DVD Clem Dr. Headphones: filling up my HDD quickly, need to buy some blanks soon Bambi: have you been to cdfreaks.com Stones? Is afterdawn.com better than cdfreaks.com for DVD info? ah,clem: if compressed boney: Someone tell Nino... I'm in Riverside, California\ LLANWYDD: I remember when I was real little I used to call coconut coke Mudhead: wait'll u see the HD stuff, its awesome, but rather large, thats why blu-ray and HD-DVD will help
Dexter Fong tells Nino boney is in Riverside, CA cease: i wound nt admit that, bone Hemlock Stones: After Dawn is about the best i have found so far and have been on their mailing list for ages, they battle Hollywood and the RIAA too Bambi: Nino won't believe us! ||||||||| boney departs at 10:07 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Outside, the 10:07 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Mudhead: i use dvdrhelp.com LLANWYDD: because I heard someone say something like "it has coconut" and that sounded like "it has coke in it" Bambi: I have been to afterdawn before but didn't realize they did all that ||||||||| boney says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, boney exits at 10:08 PM. Dr. Headphones: i bought a "limited edition" mounds bar the other day, made with pineapple-flavored cocoanut and white chocolate. not bad, but not great either Honey Sanchez: lol thats cute ll i used to call new hampshire new hampster ||||||||| Outside, the 10:08 PM crosstown bus from St. Louis pulls away, leaving boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: things go better with loco coco, things go better with coke (sniff) Bambi: will have to go to their main site Dr. Headphones: he comes, he goes.... cease: that's from Life n the Day, as I recall LLANWYDD: I looked at DVDs on the internet yesterday and the ones I saw could only record 4 hours. I guess I was looking in the wrong place Hemlock Stones: you can often download really useful plug ins, filters and other software for free there Bambi LLANWYDD: that's funny honey cease: kend, it sounds like a better idea than realization Dr. Headphones: llan: if you compress them into small 320x240 windows or something like that, the size shrinks dramatically boney: Nino the Mind-Boggler continues to believe that I'm in Saint Louis. Hemlock Stones: brb cease: new post to my blog (maybe twice a month) about the decline in hamburger quality in van and la Bambi: cool .. thanks Stones Mudhead: i make divx dvd's, i can fit almost 20 hrs onna dvd at high compression Honey Sanchez: afterdawn is an excellent site and i like major geeks too Bambi: will check it out Dr. Headphones: boney: he probably says i'm in portland, oregon, also. they go by the nexus of your connection boney: The Great Mind-Boggler LLANWYDD: I wouldn't know how to shrink them, but I just want to record old movies off TCM and PBS boney: Mistaken belief is all the rage these days Mudhead: thats what dvdrhelp.com is good at ah,clem: yes, but divix is highly compressed Mudhead: there are some good tutorials ah,clem: it does look pretty good though ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Principalpoop disembarks at 10:11 PM. Dexter Fong: Hi Ppp LLANWYDD: hey pp Hemlock Stones: this may be useful if you are making video dvds http://www.afterdawn.com/software/video_software/dvd_rippers/dvd_shrink.cfm Dr. Headphones: hi poop Mudhead: most movies I do are 2 hrs or so Bambi: hi princep boney: You're in Saint Louis, too, Dr. Headphones. Principalpoop: hello Dr. Roberts
Honey Sanchez wonders what the hell stones is doing in Mundelein, Illinois Dr. Headphones: meet me in saint louie Mudhead: ok, where am I Honey Sanchez: coma estah PPP Hemlock Stones: someone has to be there to give it some credibility HOney Dr. Headphones: who's in a coma? Bambi: so where are we boney? I can't load that page while we are streaming Honey Sanchez: the bleatles??? boney: pooper Principalpoop: caw caw, taco bueno hono, y tu? Hemlock Stones: sorry Bambi i will send you the link via email so you can look later ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:12 PM and late as usual, it's Mister Motion, just back from Hellmouth." Honey Sanchez: bien bien gracias cease: have no fear LLANWYDD: the bleatles sang "I Am the Sheep" Dr. Headphones: mr motion, welcome aboard Dexter Fong: Bambi: YOu and Clem are in Williamsburg VA Principalpoop: hey hey hey its mister motion Honey Sanchez: ahhhh hi mister Dr. Headphones: (i think that board is a 1x12) Bambi: thanks Stones ... much appreciated LLANWYDD: howdy MM Dexter Fong: Double M boney: who who who is Mr Motion? Bambi: not anymore man! LOL LLANWYDD: put this blimp down and let me off! ah,clem: no, our isp in in williamsburg Principalpoop: what? my nose or your nose, who nose? Dexter Fong: Bambi: Clem is demonstrating Cololnial type pod casting ||||||||| Mister Motion rushes off, saying "10:14 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Mudhead: how do I know where I am? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts TweenoTheMindbogglet into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:14 PM, then departs. Dr. Headphones: mr motion took a vow of silence? Bambi: yep, and that's where nino gets his info :-) ||||||||| At 10:14 PM, TweenoTheMindbogglet hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| Outside, the 10:14 PM downtown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving TweenoTheMindboggler coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Bambi: hi Tweeny Dexter Fong: Tweeno LLANWYDD: could be, who nose. It's only just out of reach, down a.... Honey Sanchez: knot eye, poop Principalpoop: nino nosal boney: Nino says you're in Stamford, Conn, Mudhead. TweenoTheMindboggler: Typing skills not up to par this evening. Lo' everyone... LLANWYDD: hey tween Bambi: Tweeny the mind bogglet lol Principalpoop: hola tween Honey Sanchez: hbowdy tween Dr. Headphones: howdy, austin Mudhead: hmmm, how wrong boney: Goshen boney: Just guessing
Principalpoop tickles bambi cease: land o. Honey Sanchez: lawdy! Dr. Headphones: watch out, poop, i hear she likes that TweenoTheMindboggler: Nino has the wrong city for me. Must be where the server is... Principalpoop: hole lotta love cease: civilization?
Bambi laughs hysterically ... I am too ticklish! LOL Principalpoop: oh, server, bring us another round of drinks ||||||||| 10:16 PM: Bubbas... On A Brain jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" boney: how can you be in two places at once? Dexter Fong: Well tickle me Elmo and call me purple TweenoTheMindboggler: Hey Bubba... Bubbas... On A Brain: Hey, all! Honey Sanchez: watch out he is cranky tonight, poop Dr. Headphones: hey bubba, howzitgoin? cease: follow in your foot as we learn our next 3 words in Ticklish Bambi: wb Bubba boney: when everybody knows this is nowhere Principalpoop: hehe she is ticklish hehe goosey too I bet Honey Sanchez: hi bubba LLANWYDD: howdy bub Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba Hemlock Stones: (Stones stands by roadside in Mundelein, Illinois trying to hitch a lift out) cease: hey bub Principalpoop: bubba on a braon? TweenoTheMindboggler: This is your brain on Bubba... Principalpoop: brain even ||||||||| Catherwood escorts klokwkdog in through the front door at 10:17 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. cease: i listened to overdrive today Bubbas... On A Brain: Wazzup, wazreal? Dexter Fong: Hi Klok Dr. Headphones: where the hell IS mundelein, il? klokwkdog: hey everyone LLANWYDD: hey klok! Bambi: hey Klok! Hemlock Stones: Hi Klok Dr. Headphones: hey klok Principalpoop: click clok klokwkdog: bachman-turner, cat? TweenoTheMindboggler: Ruff... Honey Sanchez: hi klok cease: did you read mark time's complaint about it on alt.ft? Bubbas... On A Brain: You got bubba in my brain...you got brain in my bubba! LLANWYDD: mundelein? Honey Sanchez: yeah where the heck is that ????? Principalpoop: mundelein? halfway between hellmouth and duckburg boney: Pontiac Trans Fatty Hemlock Stones: if you saw this place Llan, you would want out too Dexter Fong: Puddling Mundelein home cease: bubba? Bambi: Pontiac, MI? boney: GMO LLANWYDD: do tell, stones Principalpoop: you have a pontiac bambi? Ford, MI boney: edible steering wheels Merlyn: hey dex, I once gave a 78 to Dr. Demento that had paddling madalyn home by ukulele ike Honey Sanchez: do they all wear lederhosen and slap their thighs there, stones?? Bubbas... On A Brain: yes... Bambi: nope... but my Honda was made in the US lol Hemlock Stones: wellits pretty dark and something smells funny, maybe its the glue factory i passed earlier LLANWYDD: I never liked Ike's voice klokwkdog: What's the thread, Cat? I can't find a post by Mark Time on http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre Dr. Headphones: i was on the ford freeway in detroit this morning Dexter Fong: Merl: That was my inspiration, for what it was worth =)) Bubbas... On A Brain: cat? Principalpoop: lots of abandoned cars last time I went through detroit Merlyn: jiminy crickets, llan! LLANWYDD: not named after Gerald, I'm sure TweenoTheMindboggler: Sounds like an adventure, Ken. Dr. Headphones: poop: lots of drivers who abandoned their brains, also Principalpoop: your thinking of the pasadena bypass LLANWYDD: Merl, in early musicals he affected a horrible whining voice Dexter Fong: Lots of abandoned cars stored in seemingly abaondoned warehouses Bubbas... On A Brain: sorry, cat, what were you asking... I missed part. Bambi: lots of drivers abandoned their corresponding CDRW drives too ... thanks to rootkits and other DRM klokwkdog: yeah, Dex, but just try and drive one out without paying! Merlyn: that was the style then, llan, like wearing onions klokwkdog: LOL, Bambi Dr. Headphones: i wear garlic Dexter Fong: Klok: I have my chauffeur Kato drive it out Principalpoop: I was picked up the police as a commie organizer 3 times, for some reason talking to me, they all let me go klokwkdog: Ken -- drivers? brains? You have very unrealistic expectations
Bambi smiles LLANWYDD: wearing onions? must have been before my time boney: the Pasadena quadruple bypass Dr. Headphones: never been bitten by a vampire. it woiks! Hemlock Stones: my Sony BMG broke down just west of Doomrot, Bambi Bambi: LOL Stones Merlyn: according to grampa simpson, "we all wore an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time" Principalpoop: ticks or those other things, wait it will come to me Dexter Fong: Goonrat? Stones? ah,clem: ... Principalpoop: leeches, clorius leechman cease: mark time was bitching about the sound in overdrive klokwkdog: Poop -- obviously you were up to no good. If you'd done a better job, the President of these United States wouldn't be named Schickelgruber LLANWYDD: what's my next step to be? cease: i got it in my email box today Hemlock Stones: well its did smell like it but vandals and hooligans had graphitoed the sign cease: from google groups, i think boney: Archibald Leechman cease: it wasnt email addressed to me from mark Principalpoop: the fox trot llan cease: i listeneed to it and didnt notice the problem ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:24 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Bunnyboy: hiyez cease: fuck, i was there and didnt notice the problem LLANWYDD: what's your favorite archie leach film? Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny Dr. Headphones: speaking of foxes, i saw a coyote in s. indiana the other day Honey Sanchez: hila bunny Principalpoop: hip hop bunny Dr. Headphones: hi, bun TweenoTheMindboggler: yo, Bun cease: you say the word fuck and Bunny appears LLANWYDD: mine is "Suspicion" cease: is that why the bunny is the symbol of easter? Dexter Fong: Kend: We had a coyote running around Central Park last week Principalpoop: illegal emmigrunt or a real wild dog? TweenoTheMindboggler: Didn't know they were in that part of the country, Dr. H. Hemlock Stones: Did it keep good time Dexter ? Honey Sanchez: i saw that dex the tranquilized it Bambi: hi Bunny Dr. Headphones: dex: i understand there are lots of strange things in central park boney: Gunga Din cease: nurgie films Bubbas... On A Brain: which firesign newsgroup, cat? LLANWYDD: how did he get there dex? Bunnyboy: NORTH BY NORTHWEST is plenty cool. Ooh! I know! NOTORIOUS! klokwkdog: This former Miss America runner-up, oddly enough, is perhaps best remembered (in film, at least) as the hideously ugly Frau Blucher Principalpoop: did gunga really? cease: ok i'll go find it Dexter Fong: Stones: It was doing a solid 4-4 Fox Trot Dr. Headphones: tweeny: i didn't either. had never seen one outside of cartoons and pictures, but this one was certainly not a dog or wolf Principalpoop: ugly enough Merlyn: [fx: distant whinny] Dexter Fong: llan: Came down from westchester County..on foot Hemlock Stones: it was just putting on the dog Dex boney: Arsenic and Old Lace. "I'm the son of a sea cook!"
Bunnyboy pushes the rock, and runs LLANWYDD: here in ticonderoga we'll get a moose running around town once in a while Principalpoop: ahh whinny and her sister phinney klokwkdog: Dex -- I understand they tend to become overweight eating all the scraps from those tony Manhattan eateries; I guess one finally took its doctor's advice... Principalpoop: arsenic and old lace, have not seen that in years cease: And that's not all: Bambi: uh, oh! Now you've done it Bunny! You weren't supposed to touch that stone! lol Dr. Headphones: poop: good movie LLANWYDD: he didn't get stuck in traffic, dex? cease: no i guess i cant cut and paste an article here ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 10:26 PM. Principalpoop: hello E TweenoTheMindboggler: Evenin' E... Elayne: Evenin' all! Wow, full house tonight! Dexter Fong: Klok: Most of em are into Sushi these days..they're very fashion conscious Dr. Headphones: howdy e Principalpoop: thumpa thumpa thumpa E Bambi: hi Elayne! LLANWYDD: hi e cease: its chromium switch on yahoo groups Honey Sanchez: hi E cease: hey el TweenoTheMindboggler: Standing room only in the waiting room. Principalpoop: any relation to the werewolfs of london? and his hair was perfect Hemlock Stones: Hands out the Fugu Dr. Headphones: dex: speaking of sushi, heard piece on radio about shortage of real wasabi, they now use horseradish and dye it green (faith and begorrah!) Bunnyboy: cut and paste an article LLANWYDD: I appeared in "Arsenic and Old Bags" years ago. Bunnyboy: here Bunnyboy: Worked like a charm! Principalpoop: bags? boney: I was on the Arsenic Hall show Bunnyboy: lo El LLANWYDD: I played one of the cops Honey Sanchez: lol boney Principalpoop: bags was the dog in the national lampoon cartoon Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne Honey Sanchez: they called him bags he was just a cur..... Principalpoop: which one llan, had you written a play? Bunnyboy: Elayne: Emerald City Comicon is this weekend. Any of yer friends there this year? LLANWYDD: that one, pp Elayne: Yes Bunnyboy, look for Laura Gjovaag. I think her sister may be accompanying her. Principalpoop: bingo, what do I win? gimme gimme gimme Hemlock Stones: (still waiting for a lift ) LLANWYDD: did it with a real heavy Brooklyn accent Dr. Headphones: whatever happened to arsenio hall? Bambi: brb boney: My live-in shrink asks that I tell you that I wasn't really on the Arsenic Hall show. Elayne: Laura's my blog "techie," she always helps me out when I'm having template problems. Principalpoop: stick your thumb up higher stones Elayne:http://realtegan.blogspot.com/ Dr. Headphones: when i have template problems, i switch to a saucer cease: hey el. thanks for evanier blog boney: Demands that I tell you cease: i wrote to him Principalpoop: ok bambi, go find arsenio Hemlock Stones: thanks for the advice PP Honey Sanchez: show a little leg, hemlock Principalpoop: I look for a dish Elayne: Mark's a very interesting writer, Cat. I think he's worked with Proctor (he works with a lot of voice actors) but he keeps telling me he doesn't remember him. cease: notcied the thing about skidoo. stunningly bad flick i unfortnately boughtr on dvd cuz krassner has a tale about it Bunnyboy: I give my Roman Thumbs Up to the movie version of V FOR VENDETTA. klokwkdog: Ken -- the networks have a quota on funny black men and he had to give way for Chris Rock or something LLANWYDD: evanier blog? That's a strange name. Is it Norwegian? cease: doing acid with groucho in prep for it Hemlock Stones: i think the wind is from the North East Elayne: He knows just about everyone in Hollywood though... really amazingly connected guy. Principalpoop: 23 skidoo, oops inflation 24 boney: My live-in shrink demands that I tell you... Never mind. Bunnyboy: That said, I just started reading the original... cease: lived al lhis life in la, it sounds like. he should know its hamburgers much better than i Elayne:http://www.newsfromme.com/ boney: V FOR VOLKSWAGEN JETTA... Product placement Dr. Headphones: boney: is that a live-in as in "the voice in my head"? Principalpoop: tell me never what? cease: i referenced the canadian invention and my riff on it in neal amid in my email to him cease: he likely know niether boney: No, she's real. The SO is a licensed psychotherapist cease: doe she know who you are? Bunnyboy: Evanier has some great anecdotes online about a session he produced with Mel Blanc. Principalpoop: somebody nose Dr. Headphones: wow! i'm not sure if it's a benefit or not. i can't imagine living with someone who could anaylze me behind my back cease: i lok forward to exploring his site Principalpoop: the schnifter, he was george tirebiter LLANWYDD: canadian invention? Don't tell me. Let me guess. Ginger Ale? Hemlock Stones: (crosses road and trys hitching in other direction) cease: sounds like a less successful but just as anecdotefulll sam longoria Dr. Headphones: anyone here familiar with the reduced shakespeare company? i heard their version of the bible the other day on radio. hilarious! cease: skidoos Principalpoop: ginger is sick? give her a 7up, straight Dexter Fong: Kend: I know em Hemlock Stones: Yes Dr. H, they do the Scottish Play in Ten Minutes Dr. Headphones: dex: as in personally? funny guys from what i heard cease: neilsons score for the flick cancel sout al lthe goo d songs he wrote klokwkdog: Ken -- I'm glad the little people finally have a troupe of their own cease: even his singing fred neal Elayne: Proctor loves the Reduced Shakespeare Co, I think I first heard about it from him. Dexter Fong: Kend: KNow "of" them cease: i saw their special on pbs Bunnyboy: boney: Check out the shameless 8-plate ad blitz included in the new KING KONG DVD set. Cripes! Only ONE of the ads has even a marginal connection to the movie...and it's a vehicle! "Member of the crew", my dimpled patoot! cease: freineds of procs, eh, el? Dr. Headphones: their version of the new testament: 1) love god; 2) love your neighbor; 3) all you women shut up and obey your husbands since you caused all the sin in the world cease: he mentioned that on one ofhis planets Elayne: I don't know if they're friends of his, Cat. Prolly are. Hemlock Stones:http://www.reducedshakespeare.com/hollywood-uk.html Principalpoop: make a sign hemlock, where are you going? SF? DC? LA? FR? BH? PD? klokwkdog: Hemlock - the "Scottish Play"? Holy witches brew! Do they use the "Canadian Invention"? cease: well in thje general sense, el. like us Dr. Headphones: against the law in UK to say "macbeth"? Hemlock Stones: anywhere please PP, just get me out of here cease: amongst the millions hes hung out with atr some point Bunnyboy: Reduced Shakespeare Company has several touring groups. Sorta like Blue Man. Honey Sanchez: hemlock if you can make it close to Albuquerque, make a wrong turn and i will pick you up cease: i met him thru you, el Hemlock Stones: not against the law but considered bad luck amongst all Shakespearian actors, as is whistling in a theater klokwkdog: "there's only 2000 real people in the world. all the rest are just bad special effects" Dr. Headphones: honey: how long did it take you to learn to spell alb, nm? Bunnyboy: Come to think of it...you've never seen them photographed together, have you? Bubbas... On A Brain: Blue Shakespeare Group? Elayne: We all meet each other through each other, Cat. Honey Sanchez: decades boney: hello Elayne Principalpoop: sorry, submit a request in triplicate to merlyn, george bush and the NSA LLANWYDD: one thing you rarely hear about is shakespeare's "Antarctic Play" Bunnyboy: Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre has a reunion DVD out. cease: before i found the first alt ft and then contacted you and packer, i didnt know there were any othger firefans TweenoTheMindboggler: Good one, Klok ;-) cease: i didnt even know of several of their albums klokwkdog: yeah, like the forgettable movie, Scotland, PA Elayne: Hi boney! Hemlock Stones: it was considered very cool Llanwydd Dr. Headphones: llan: penguins don't like iambic pentameter LLANWYDD: I know of a Scotrun, PA Elayne: GOod lord, Duck's Breath has reunited again? Merlyn: I should get that DBMT DVD Elayne: I'm so old I don't even remember them breaking up. boney: The most forgettable movie I've ever seen is... is... Damn. Merlyn: I might pop back later tonight, going to play computer games now. LLANWYDD: true, kend
Merlyn waves ||||||||| At 10:38 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Dr. Headphones: e: duck breath now uses listerine Hemlock Stones: thanks for that Honey Dexter Fong: Elayne: They didn't so much break up as fade away cease: they prefer penguameter Bunnyboy: Elayne: I think it was a one-shot. Principalpoop: orc on your left Merlyn, just kidding Hemlock Stones: ok Merlyn, take off some heads for me too Dr. Headphones: lol, cat! Elayne: I thought Merle Kessler had died of terminal cynicism years ago. boney: Duck's Breath?! Tell me more! Principalpoop: behind bill boney LLANWYDD: will be afk for 10 klokwkdog: llanwydd -- if you look east of Lancaster, you'll see the Germans had a good sense of humor as the town names are things like Bird In Hand, Blue Ball, Intercourse, etc. klokwkdog: Lancaster, PA, that is Dr. Headphones: well, i'm yawning again, can get another 90 min or sleep or so before getting up at midnight for work at 130am. toodle-ooh, dear friends Bunnyboy: It's on a small label. Riverbend Entertainment. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:39 PM and Johnny Piano bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Hemlock Stones: Elayne, Old cynics never die, they stick around so they can say .. I told you so ! Principalpoop: burt or eliza lancaster? klokwkdog: have a good day, Ken Dexter Fong: Drive safe Kend^ Johnny Piano: Halloo - what haps about? Honey Sanchez: night dr headphones TweenoTheMindboggler: Happy trails, Ken... Dr. Headphones: hello and goodbye, jp, i'm off to bed-again klokwkdog: great to have you here tonight! TweenoTheMindboggler: Hi JP... Dexter Fong: Hey JP ||||||||| At 10:40 PM, Dr. Headphones hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." klokwkdog: hey, JP cease: at his piano again Johnny Piano: Sorry I missed you, Ken...maybe next time Principalpoop: drive safe Dr Elayne: Here's a Duck's Breath spinoff: http://www.drscience.com/ Principalpoop: hello JP cease: off you truck, kend Johnny Piano: Duck's Breath...I have that album Elayne: Here's a good overview: http://www.drscience.com/ducks.htm Bunnyboy: Oh, here's that website for the DB DVD: Elayne: Here's another Duck's Breath spinoff: http://www.ianshoales.com/ Bunnyboy:www.riverbendpictures.com Elayne: Here's an article about the reunion DVD: http://riverbendpictures.com/press/video-titles-/ducks-breath-mystery-theatre/ducks-092105 Principalpoop: open a golf course with all these links, Fore.... Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem Dexter Fong: Hi clem Elayne: Heh, I'm the fastest Googler in my neck o' the woods. :) Principalpoop: ahhh, the voice of ahhh, clem Mudhead: IM BACK!!!! Elayne: Oh, hi Clem! Elayne: Hi Mudhead! Johnny Piano: Google racing Honey Sanchez: wb mudhead Principalpoop: wb mudhead Mudhead: whew Mudhead: ty all Johnny Piano: Sounds kinda dirty, E ah,clem :) Elayne: I should bloody well hope so, Johnny! Principalpoop: hehe Johnny Piano: Google me, baby! ah,clem: .. boney: The DVD... http://www.drscience.com/store.htm Dexter Fong: Google me on your big brass bed, till my face turns cherry red Mudhead: nice seein ya E... hows life inna city? Hemlock Stones: i bet you say that to all the girls Dexter Johnny Piano: Mmmm...cherry Google Dexter Fong: HS: Prefer they say it to me Elayne: It's spring, Mudhead! The city's actually beautiful! Hemlock Stones: lol DS Bunnyboy: It's funny: None of the covers for the Duck's Breath shows are the one I have. Mine has geezers all over it. boney: Has anyone heard their radio special THE LAST DAYS OF PALM BAY ? How about their movie ZADAR! COW FROM HELL ? Principalpoop:http://www.mundelein.org/ a luxury condominium is coming soon to the town center, hold on stones Mudhead: Im thinkin of comin to see the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Cherry Blossom Festival Hemlock Stones: theres an old geezer lives next to me Bunny Johnny Piano: There go those cherries again... cease: i know little ducks breath TweenoTheMindboggler: Nope, Bone... cease: have a pbs thing from i htink 84 or 85 cease: very funny Principalpoop: I have geezers next door, I might as well eat some blue moss too cease: the god of copying machines, the demons stealing socks boney: PowerMackerel Honey Sanchez: hemlock start walkin towards the town center they have a transit center there Johnny Piano: Hmmm, blue moss and cherries Principalpoop: stealing socks or steel and glass? Bunnyboy: Ask Dr. Science. Ian Shoales. My prior experience was all public-radio related. Hemlock Stones: the street lighting is pants Honey cant see a damn thing Honey Sanchez: Catherwood, please make me another double moss, please ||||||||| Catherwood gives Honey Sanchez another double moss. Bunnyboy: There are 2 commentaries. One by the whole crew, one with just "Dr. Science". Dexter Fong: I have one record album of DBMT..has the sketch on Taconite, and "When girls Collide" boney: an iPod of Intelligent Undersea Mam-O-Wipes Elayne: Must dash. Something just came up. Next week all! ||||||||| At 10:49 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Bunnyboy: nite Elayne! Principalpoop: night E cease: by el Dexter Fong: Dash away E Hemlock Stones: byee Elayne TweenoTheMindboggler: Bye, E... Johnny Piano: That would be Out Of Season - I just pulled mine out of the ol' wall of vinyl Johnny Piano: Happy googling, E Bunnyboy: Was it the Dreaded Beast of Aaaaaarrrggh? boney: or should I say hello Principalpoop: dash it all she had to dash on the dot, morse be praised Bunnyboy: He's all eyes, y'know. Johnny Piano: And what big eyes he has Principalpoop: iiiiian is many eyes Bunnyboy: It bears repeating: The Terry Gilliam Personal Best Monty Python vid is a gem. Johnny Piano: A little Gilliam goes a long way Principalpoop: gilliam and the skipper too Dexter Fong: JP: Just checked, Out of Season is correct Bunnyboy: Give him an inch, he'll take it to the moon and back. Honey Sanchez: little buddy!!!!!!!!!!!! LLANWYDD: I started my garden today. Can you imagine planting a garden in March. Actually I planted a row of corn. tomorrow I'm doing cucumbers Principalpoop: give him a finger and he takes an arm Johnny Piano: Wonder if "Tideland" will be released on DVD? Bunnyboy: Brokeback Island Principalpoop: pushing your luck llan Bunnyboy: "Come here, liddle buddy..." Hemlock Stones: You need a Polytunnel Llanwydd cease: now we can invent whiz key Dexter Fong: Two cowboys and only one sheep..What a predicament Bunnyboy: "*DOOP!* boney: Humpback Mountain Bunnyboy: "Thanks a lot, Gilligan!" LLANWYDD: if there's a killing frost I can always buy more seeds. They're only ten cents a pack TweenoTheMindboggler: You live out in the country, LL? klokwkdog: why is llanwydd trying to capitalize on himself? boney: little butthole Johnny Piano: No stems, Llan? Dexter Fong: Tween: He lives in Vermont so yew Principalpoop: engledink humperbert ||||||||| doctec tiptoes in around 10:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." LLANWYDD: pollytunnel, stones? not familiar Honey Sanchez: must be the best GMO seeds then, ll Principalpoop: ahh doc, give me something for my cough Dexter Fong: Hey DT LLANWYDD: capitalize? don't get it Honey Sanchez: hi doctec doctec: i made it back Bunnyboy: Dex: No problem. The sheep has 2 paws to stand on, and 2 paws to...ehrm, never mind. cease: hey! Hemlock Stones: will get you some info Llanwydd cease: the tech doc klokwkdog: llan -- that must be why Johnny Piano: (yer name is in caps, llan...) Dexter Fong: Bunny: 2 paws to refresh boney: Now you know why the marshamallows taste like pork Principalpoop: boy sheep or girl sheep, oops, forget I asked doctec: i was here earlier, but had to break for a chez lili feast klokwkdog: you're back and you're beautiful, DT Bunnyboy: Sir Tom Jones. Read it and grin. TweenoTheMindboggler: Really hope Bernie Sanders gets elected to the Senate. Love to hear him interviewed by Thom Hartmann on Friday's "Brunch With Bernie". The man makes alot of sense. cease: we have all been here before LLANWYDD: oh, now I get it Bunnyboy: hiya doc! Johnny Piano: chez lili, chez lili, chez lo Hemlock Stones: here ya go Llan http://www.firsttunnels.co.uk/ doctec: klok: i'd like to think so boney: DocTec, what did you think of your thilling two month tour of the WELL? No need to thank me. cease: quoth csn doctec: pp: for your cough? hmm.... don't take any wooden nickels? boney: thrilling LLANWYDD: actually I am not in VT but only 5 or so miles away Hemlock Stones: much cheaper and easie to erect than a greenhouse cease: how is the new business venture, doc? Principalpoop: I wooden do that but ok Bambi: ah, back again now ... just had dinner ... eggs and biscuits :-) LLANWYDD: thanks a million stones Principalpoop: yum bambi doctec: boney: a thousand apologies, i have been so wrapped up in lodestone ecommerce programming that i have had little time for recreational social computing Johnny Piano: Were those eggs beaten? doctec: please forgive me Bambi: hi Johnny and doctec (hi to lili!) TweenoTheMindboggler: Inverting the meal schedules, Bambi? Hemlock Stones: if you get the polythene and some hoops you can make your own really cheaply boney: Too late now. It expired. klokwkdog: llan -- well if things get bad in the States, you can always escape across the border to the People's Republic of Vermont LLANWYDD: sounds delicious, bambi. I just made french toast with wheat bread Johnny Piano: Hi Bambi! doctec: i am stil at it, i thought i would have had all this work wrapped up by now cease: i hope lodestone is paying you well, doc Bambi: nope...fried, not shaken ;-) ... half were broken intentionally Bunnyboy: I wish I could get away with breakfast foods for dinner. Fortunately (and unfortunately), my mate craves greens.
Bambi -) klokwkdog: the rest of us will probably end up in internment camps (or worse) based on our very words here doctec: cat: i hope so too :) cease: she eats golf courses? Principalpoop: yum hard eggs with broken yolks, I was the youngest and grew up eating those doctec: thing is, terms were left a little loosey goosey Johnny Piano: Whole new concept to puttering around in the kitchen LLANWYDD: for me the yolk must be soft. poached is best cease: better foie gras than folly klokwkdog: cat -- is the golf course before the dessert or after the appetizer? I flunked cotillion doctec: ... partly because it's lodestone, partly because this gives me a way to re-sharpen rusty programming skills Principalpoop: dip toast into it yum again cease: i actually attended one. hideous expereince boney: a GMO two seater lawnmowerthat actually eats the grass Bunnyboy: Speaking of, I better get ready to feed my hard-working babydoll. I'll be cutting out in mere moments. Johnny Piano: I prefer sandwedges doctec: gonna need to be back in the programming groove for the job hunt, working on this relatively small scale ecommerce gig has helped very much in this regard boney: lawnmower klokwkdog: have a good evening, Bunnyboy TweenoTheMindboggler: Using PERL, Doc? cease: only good memory of those days was ducking out into the parking lots with the cool kids and listening to the pirates beat yanks in 1960- world series Principalpoop: hip hop bunny, easter is coming soon doctec: yes tween cease: good news, doc Johnny Piano: Cheers, Bunny Hemlock Stones: Boney, be careful of the new GM grass that actually eats the lawnmower ! TweenoTheMindboggler: Bye, Bun... LLANWYDD: catherwood brings johnny piano a wedge of sand ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to LLANWYDD and mumbles "Something I can help with?" Bambi: with fried ... white must be done, yolk soft for me .. unless it will be in sandwich ... which I intended with the biscuts doctec: have also done a little pgp for the local mensa chapter as well (pro bono, alas) Bunnyboy: Don't forget to cheat your clocks, folks! Bambi: knit one, perl two... cease: alas Johnny Piano: Ah, some grit for my gizzard! Honey Sanchez: spring forward fall back cease: speaking oif lasses, how is lili?
klokwkdog is absolutely clueless when faced with lobster tools or marrow forks and all that ritzy accoutrements of fine dining ||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bubbas... On A Brain - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Principalpoop: mensa? I didn't know you were jewish, shaloam boney: I'm worried about the GMO grass that makes every shot a hole in one Dexter Fong: ...and Loch Ness LLANWYDD: not that I mind scrambled but if it is, I have to have a dab of ketchup cease: i think bubba fainted when i mentioned paying you, doc doctec: lili had a 'revision survery' last thursday to remove some scar tissue - we had to be at the surgical center at 6:30am, which is why i slept thru last week's chat LLANWYDD: mensa and shiksa Dexter Fong: Cat: lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Principalpoop: just play with the little hammer until you can you a regular fork on the remnants Johnny Piano: Fainted? It said he's dead! Hemlock Stones: you can lose a lot of golf balls nowadays Boney Bunnyboy: Yeah, Bubba like Paul Dooley in BREAKING AWAY. Bunnyboy: "REFUND?!? REFUND?!?" Johnny Piano: Cripes, Catherwood! You are 90 minutes fast! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Johnny Piano and inquires "Did you want me?" TweenoTheMindboggler: Things going well, Doc? cease: yes but he'llbe alive again for next week's episode Bunnyboy: I gotta go. Best to all! ||||||||| At 11:01 PM, Bunnyboy rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Johnny Piano: Doctor Memory? klokwkdog: I missed the first hour of three Late Junctions this week before I realized that Britain went on Summer Time last Sunday :-( Bambi: my favorite is omelette with sauteed onion, green pepper, cheese, bacon or ham cease: same to mrs bun Dexter Fong: Night Bunny Hemlock Stones: byee Bunny Honey Sanchez: adios bunnyboy Bambi: night Bunny! doctec: reasonably well, tween - just need to wrap up this ecom gig this week, i have more backed-up projects to complete in the next month or so Principalpoop: western omelet yum LLANWYDD: I live very near a golf course and every time I walk past it I find golf balls on the side of the road. I usually bring them home Bambi: and Mrs. Bunny who loves her greens klokwkdog: And New Zealand goes off summer time weekend after next I think. It's so confusing :-( cease: half the population of tacoma killed there. be careful, bunny Dexter Fong: Considering last weeks failure to find a parking spot with resultant too early rising, I'm headed out to try again...bye to those departing..later for those remaining Principalpoop: what are you doing with your balls llan? boney: with GMO grass, lost golf balls will be waiting at the clubhouse for you. And the lawmower composts itself. Tell that to your snooty liberal green neighbors. cease: thanks for sparing time for seemreal.com and the bitsite doc klokwkdog: better gluck this time, Dex cease: did you see the bitsite email i forwarded you yesterday? doctec: cat: the least i can do, really Johnny Piano: Poop, don'tcha think that's a rather personal question? Hemlock Stones: A lot of caddies disappeared mysteriously Bunny, they are still searching boney: lawmower? doctec: i tweaked your mail form too, so it can't be hacked boney: Laws of Nature, I guess. Bambi: yep ... yumm for sure princep ... those western omelette's are great Johnny Piano: It's the gophers cease: good news, doc doctec: ca: yes i did, what a nice message Principalpoop: arnold palmer's wife kissed his balls for good luck before every match Bambi: couldn't remember for sure if it was western or the other one with cheese Bambi: denver? klokwkdog: Doctec -- Speaking of getting hacked, did you see that thing about Tuttle, OK cease: isnt that wonderful? klokwkdog: ? Johnny Piano: Lucky Arnie cease: almost 8 years dead and she's still inspring the living boney: green balls, green caddy, green golfcart Principalpoop: mice have small balls because most of them cannot dance doctec: klok: yeah, what a maroon! ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:04 PM and Porgie sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. cease: lol poop Honey Sanchez: hi porgie Principalpoop: a spy and girl delighter Bambi: that was so funny about tuttle lol doctec: cat: as she will continue to do, i'm sure Mudhead: im fadin out again Porgie: Anybody body got a grape peeler? Hemlock Stones: hi Porgie Bambi: hi porgie TweenoTheMindboggler: Hey Porge... klokwkdog: now he's emailed The Register and complained that they made him look like an idiot... boney: the caddy is a genetically altered pig. Johnny Piano: Stand tall, Porge Mudhead: Hiya Pogie Porgie: just a STUDENT LIKE YOU Porgie: sorry about the caps Principalpoop: like me? cease: contact high Bambi: yes, actually we do ... it's a cockatiel named Yoda! (grape peeler LOL) Porgie: what we listening to? doctec: klok: as if he needed ANY HELP (looking like an idiot...) Bambi: the register made him look like an idiot? I think he did that all by himself. Porgie: the beatles klokwkdog: Porgie -- Dear Friends Principalpoop: do you want to nose a secret? Porgie: thanks Bambi: Deputy Dan at the moment ;-) boney: Eat him at the clubhouse after a few rounds. doctec: i small a rat... Mudhead: how big? klokwkdog: yeah, he digs himself in deeper every time Principalpoop: yes, and he has my script LLANWYDD: has he got your script? cease: wasnt micky supposed to be a rat originally? Porgie: sounds cheesy boney: porg Principalpoop: he was Honey Sanchez: mickey rat is a rat klokwkdog: cat -- somebody else got the part Porgie: yes boney? Johnny Piano: (affecting Scouse accent) Oh, it's George Bambi: yes, he should be apologizing to centOS ... and nobody needs to apologize to that bozo boney: say yes instead of knowing it all Principalpoop: you dirty rat, tap tap tap, (jimmy cagney imitation with dancing) Porgie: Bambi did my pic get posted to rouges gallery cease: rat in a box? they'll fry what you wont touch doctec: i knew it all once... Honey Sanchez: lol poop Hemlock Stones: the Rat was moonlighting as president i heard Bambi: rouges gallery? Honey Sanchez: just once, doc? doctec: now i just know it once. Hemlock Stones: wfe have a Gerbil over here Johnny Piano: (affecting Scouse accent) Oh, it's George Porgie: all the FST fans pic page? Mudhead: oh boy, deputy dan Porgie: isn't that your deal? boney: the golfcart conditions the fairway, teaching it to remember your every slice doctec: porge: no, it's merlyn's klokwkdog: Porgie -- no, if you go to the main page of the House of Representatives is what I think Bambi is referring to Porgie: you have violated robots rules of order Principalpoop: that is not a gerbil, that is hamster, clean your glasses Porgie: I thought I emailed the pic to bambi? Porgie: thanks Bambi: don't know porgie ... look at least week's cheese log ... and if Merlyn got it, I am sure it'll be there as soon as he can get to it, if he hasn't already doctec: np Hemlock Stones: yes PP i think you may be correct klokwkdog: we changed a hamster into a gerbil in biology class in the '60s, but you can't do things like that now doctec: are they still burning those cheese logs? Principalpoop: maybe you sent the wrong photo to bambi and the photo you sent to online personal ads Mudhead: well, u can Bambi: not to me Porgie ... I don't do the website on FST, Merlyn is the Wizard of FST :-) Johnny Piano: Mmmm, flaming cheese logs Principalpoop: roquefort files, jim gardner was good boney: your caddy is served with cheese logs, guaranteed prion free, with good fat and cholesterol. Principalpoop: but angel was the cheesiest doctec: ell dee ell? Johnny Piano: But I ordered the combo Principalpoop: I want extra prions doctec: or ache dee ell? boney: with only good fat and no cholesterol... Something like that. doctec: re-infused polymonotransunsaturated fat ah,clem: ... Hemlock Stones: hands PP a BSE Burger with Fried Brains doctec: only the best for my arteries! Principalpoop: more sugar! cease: how you can type that word is beyond me ||||||||| "11:13 PM? 11:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bightrethighrehighre should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bightrethighrehighre enters and sits on the couch. TweenoTheMindboggler: Hi B... Principalpoop: hey big cease: you need a shorter name, big Bightrethighrehighre: ....more pork....!!! Johnny Piano: Try 9:45, you lame butler. Bambi: hi big cease: how about B Honey Sanchez: b hi boney: refried beans with ego lard Bightrethighrehighre: Cease- let's stick w/ "Big".... cease: its da beez and the spied hers again doctec: cat: getting back into perl programming has definitely improved my typing of late! Bambi: what time is it oh, run away clocker, Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:15 PM" Johnny Piano: Oops, that's 10:45...est Principalpoop: rerererefried beans and fritos boney: butterball golf ball cleaner cease: size-ist! Mudhead: ahhh, its late, its late...im gonna take off, g'night Dear Friends Bightrethighrehighre: anyway, about that pork.... Bightrethighrehighre:http://www.toptips.com/debtclock.html doctec: nite muddy Principalpoop: night mudhead TweenoTheMindboggler: Bye, Mud... Johnny Piano: Good nite, Mr. Head boney: it's in everybody's eggs ||||||||| 11:15 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). klokwkdog: bye Mudhead Honey Sanchez: nite mud Bightrethighrehighre: now, put THAT on my tab....!! Bambi: night Mudhead cease: those arent eggs. they're future republicans LLANWYDD: I see I've gone gray boney: Muddy Walter. He was an anchor. He was a MAN. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:16 PM and Dave... steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Bightrethighrehighre: hello, g bye , Mudhead.... TweenoTheMindboggler: The debt clock is pretty scary. And after Clinton left office with a huge surplus. Dave...: hi guys LLANWYDD: this is walter Johnny Piano: Walter Concrete? cease: oh blinding light Bambi: hi Dave cease: oh lkight that blinds TweenoTheMindboggler: Hello, Dave... doctec: i mentioned this link earlier, will mention it again - http://www.thepaincomics.com/ cease: oh its dave Hemlock Stones: OK Gazz Guys and otherwise, its nearly 5 AM here now so i better say goodbye before i fall over Principalpoop: haze gray and away as we said in the navyaaaa Dave...: I am back from CA and KY, both went very well Johnny Piano: Hey Dave Principalpoop: hi dave LLANWYDD: you know the word krankheit means illness? doctec: be sure to read the "artist's statement" at the bottom of each comic - riveting Johnny Piano: Nite Stones Bambi: night Stones! sleep well TweenoTheMindboggler: Have a good one, Stones... Principalpoop: sleep well hemlock Honey Sanchez: hi dave, bye all i got a boatload of tamales to wrap and im tired hasta lumbego Principalpoop: have a super week LLANWYDD: nite stones Bambi: night Honey! TweenoTheMindboggler: What were you doing in KY, Dave? Hemlock Stones: thanks for all the fun folks and special thanks to Clem for the audio Johnny Piano: Sailing the tamale boat again, Honey? LLANWYDD: hasta next weeka cease: stones Principalpoop: ciao bebe honey bonne sante ma amie smoooch boney: crazy = ill doctec: also, don't miss http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2006/03/29/notes032906.DTL Hemlock Stones: have a splendid week everyone Dave...: and guess what? cease: hows it going, dave? Bambi: have a great one! Principalpoop: chili today hot tamale, the weather forecast Honey Sanchez: ni night Dave...: I saw friends in both places cease: help its the police! Porgie: i'm fading LLANWYDD: wrapping tamales? I can't stand those things Hemlock Stones: good night all Dave...: I GOT APPROVED FOR A GUIDE DOG!!!!! Principalpoop: you won the lottery and are giving all of us 1 million dollars a piece dave? boney: paranoid + abnormal = paranormal doctec: nite stones Johnny Piano: Excuse me...you SAW friends, Dave? doctec: hey dave: THAT'S GREAT NEWS! TweenoTheMindboggler: Cool, Dave... LLANWYDD: you'll never get used to the taste of Alpo, Dave Porgie: no I have a friend who is a para legal ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:19 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Hemlock Stones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Johnny Piano: Well, bow wow wow, yippee-yo...very cool! doctec: i've been guided by dog's voices for years (hey, it worked for berkowitz...) Bambi: were they Dear Friends? .. smile doctec: (after a fashion that is) ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Stickman disembarks at 11:20 PM. Principalpoop: hey stick cease: doc have you heard new mexican overrive? Stickman: dAMN! iS IT tHURSDAY ALREADY? Porgie: he is almost an attorney LLANWYDD: welcome back, stick! Johnny Piano: Doc, read "The Ultimate Evil" by Maury Terry...fascinating TweenoTheMindboggler: Evenin' Stick... boney: German Shep or Lab? Bambi: could you say it again Dave ... it rolled up before I read it :-( Porgie: that means I'm almost normal cease: i had jusdt bo ught my dat recordere but unforutnatley taped the other show on the bill klokwkdog: you missed Elayne, S Stickman: Hiya kids. cease: which soon after came out as then cassettte, later cd Bambi: did you get your canine friend already?? Porgie: paranormal doctec: hey stickman - you ever see http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251415/ ? cease: this is new and the sound is great i think Johnny Piano: Stickin' it out, Stick? cease: you can hear fumiyo and i laughing in the background Stickman: I've got stick-to-it-ivness. Bambi: hi Stickman doctec: gotta stick young if you're ever gonna start out Stickman: Lemme Chech this out. BRB Dave...: wait what is this Cat? doctec: cat: bubba played me bits of overdrive while i was in bloomington last month - great stuff Stickman: hehe Never heard of it but it looks awesomely bad. cease: i onoly listend to it in backgournd as i did other things, just listening for whar mark time was complaiong about LLANWYDD: cheech this out? ||||||||| boney leaves at 11:23 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." cease: but the whole idea of the play is the destructive sound. mark was in the audinece, i thjought. cease: that was the night we were on ossman's radio show with phil and melinda LLANWYDD: some people get to check out of here without dying cease: i should post pix of that night on the www.seemreal.com site klokwkdog: Stickman -- background: DT is a hopeless pool shark. They can't do anything for him. In season, he even abandons this chat to play pool cease: really have to learn to do this myself, i cant ask you to do this stuff, doc Stickman: Some people are hopeless. doctec: fortunately, most weeks 8-ball sessions are limited to monday night league - sometimes however, it eats into other evenings depending on many factors
klokwkdog lost hope long ago cease: still hoing your pool skills, doc? Stickman: I can't sleep. There's too much noise out here on Police street. doctec: cat: send me the pix and a clear directive as to how you want them to appear on the site, i will take care - i am in a groove with web stuff at the moment TweenoTheMindboggler: Well, I'm in the middle of moving to a new apartment. Got to get some snooze time. Happy trails, everybody... Johnny Piano: Call up Koolzip LLANWYDD: its the worst street in town klokwkdog: this relentless food imagery -- DT, are you on another training diet to improve your shots? ||||||||| TweenoTheMindboggler leaves to catch the 11:26 PM train to Funfun Town. Stickman: Hoing? Don't you mean Whooring? Johnny Piano: See ya, Tween Bambi: night Tweeny! Principalpoop: is hope the past participle of hip? I am hapless klokwkdog: doctec -- I have only one word for you: "Backpack" doctec: cat: wel, my skills seem to come into and the go out of focus - i am working on getting "on stroke" and staying there doctec: nite tween Stickman: Stop harping about it! Johnny Piano: Hipless? Principalpoop: caw caw caw LLANWYDD: tween gets to go to funfun town. just watch what happens when I leave. I'll die of the plague Principalpoop: nighttween Johnny Piano: Poop, maybe it's just dysplasia klokwkdog: (the one from 37 Signals) Dexter Fong: I'm back Principalpoop: I like dis place, can't be that Stickman: Isn't that looseness of pants? Principalpoop: fong is back oh my god fong is finally back cease: godd to hear you r skills continue to be engaged, doc Stickman: Dex! Mon Frer. Johnny Piano: 37 Signals or 57 Wounds Dexter Fong: Hey Schtick cease: one goo dtihng about last la trip was that it forced me to do things klokwkdog: definitely 37 Signals Principalpoop: how do you get your parenthesisisisisis fong? cease: just as the tesaching gig led to box of time Stickman: Back is Beautiful as we used to say in the Solid Sixties! doctec: cat: maybe someday i will get a smal table for myself - not in the near future though :-/ cease: fumiyo is straing her eyes inscribing "box of time" on each cd label LLANWYDD: mon frer? Qui est votre frer? Principalpoop: far out and groovy stick Johnny Piano: Cat, you speakin' hip-hop talk? klokwkdog: Poop -- use the drop-down (Send to all) menu to set "I'm Away" Dexter Fong: Ppp: Click on the arrow next to "Send to all" box and menu comes up, click on "I;m AWay: cease: i relay have to get som e programmed label i can have the printer make Principalpoop: damn, that is too easy, I feel stupid, duhhh now Principalpoop: but thanks :D ||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... doctec: ok, lili is clamoring for another game of scrabble - i unleashed a monster when i brouhgt the game home from the store one day last november klokwkdog: cat -- you don't have one of those CD writers that literally burns a label on the CD itself?? doctec: she kicks my butt with frightening regularity Stickman: That's OK. I feel stupid most of the time. Principalpoop: ouch honey died Bambi: don't feel bad princep ... I forget about that too lol Johnny Piano: I hope it wasn't something in her tamales... klokwkdog: good luck DT; be sure to lose Principalpoop: exquisite doc wham Bambi: lol doc ... have a great game and our best to lili! cease: what, me spell? doctec: klok: that woud be the 'lightscribe' burners? i got one of those during the last big staples sales, 15 bucks Johnny Piano: See ya, DT Stickman: Tamales make me hot. hehe Principalpoop: hanks bambi tom klokwkdog: yeah, DT klokwkdog: you have to buy special CD-Rs for them doctec: haven't tried to burn a label yet, it's on my to-do list (behinf 274 other things) doctec: behind doctec: anyway you all have a pleasant rest-of-the-chat evening klokwkdog: problem with printed labels is that they have a nasty habit of coming loose inside someone's player and jamming the works. it's not appreciated cease: no i shoud be albe to learn this by myslef, doc Johnny Piano: Yeah, the plain-top CD-Rs, pricey compared to regular klokwkdog: nite DT doctec: i'll be here next week Bambi: lightscribe ... can put your words on the label while burning the CD if I understand it from my reading on it. LLANWYDD: night doc doctec: ttfn ttyl and all that ... and ... Dexter Fong: Night Doc..best to Lili also Principalpoop: 6 letter word no double no triples, 6 points, pathetic doc doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................. cease: or get the appropriate printer. seems an obvious thing to be able to do ||||||||| doctec says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctec exits at 11:32 PM. cease: veyrone burns cds and dvds these days Principalpoop: ciao cease: doc klokwkdog: Bambi -- the downside is that they take forever to burn the thing if it's complex Stickman: Nite Doc Bightrethighrehighre: Ravi Shankar's coming to town.... LLANWYDD: gotta get me a burner LLANWYDD: ravi's cool Johnny Piano: Cool, Biggie. Is Anoushka with him? Stickman: Pass the Indian Please! klokwkdog: but the upside is that it is burned right on the CD and can't come lose in your player Dexter Fong: Gotta get me a bunsen Bambi: yes, the HP printer and HP lightscribe burner and CDs ... don't know about others. Bightrethighrehighre: yes, ANOUSHKA!.... LLANWYDD: every time I hear his music I get hungry. I only hear that kind of music when I order curry Principalpoop: gesundheit LLANWYDD: a pavlovian response Stickman: Bless you! Bightrethighrehighre: at the Mesa Center of the performing arts.... Johnny Piano: Anoushka is not only an outstanding player, but she's damn good looking too
klokwkdog prefers laquer labels applied directly to the CD blank, but you have to pay $3000+ up-front for those. Bambi: Klok...I don't want one ... all the HP software for all that are so hoggy lol Bightrethighrehighre: she's HOT....!! Principalpoop: mensa not mesa, gosh, how could a mensa forget the n? Johnny Piano: Hotter than curry, Biggie klokwkdog: Bambi - I use a black, medium-point Sharpie marker myself LLANWYDD: magic mensa of minos Johnny Piano: Same here, Klok (Sharpies) Bightrethighrehighre: or tofu, for that matter.... Principalpoop: your nose too llan? Stickman: Sharpies = good Johnny Piano: Fire = bad LLANWYDD: king's nose klokwkdog: fine-point Sharpies suck for CD-R labeling Dave...: talking to people on the phone about guide dogs, so not saying much I know Principalpoop: is that the vegetarian tofu or made of pork? Bambi: Yep ... Sharpies don't take any memory in the computer .. I like that! Stickman: I put one up each nostril and wait till my brain shuts down. LLANWYDD: this tofu tastes like pork! cease: are you hanging out with dogs now, dave? Johnny Piano: Dave, I want mustard and onions on mine klokwkdog: Dave -- the people on the phone or you are not participating or the people on the phone are clueless or you are clueless?? i'm confused ;-) Dexter Fong: I put a Sharpie in each eye...makes everything better than cease: lol Principalpoop: say woof woof for me dave, the dog will know what I mean. LLANWYDD: reminds me of a pink floyd song Johnny Piano: You speak canine quite well, Pp Principalpoop: and relish, I relish relish Bightrethighrehighre: everything tastes like chicken....BAHK....BAHHHHHKKK....!! Principalpoop: bark bark Johnny Piano: "Dragged down by the stone..." Stickman: If Dogs run free, Why not we? klokwkdog: that's metaphysically absurd, Poop; how can the dog know what you mean? LLANWYDD: that one, jp Johnny Piano: Naturally, Llan Stickman: Doggone it Porgie: catherwood bring me some cheese ||||||||| Catherwood hands Porgie some cheese. Principalpoop: ahh you eptistomology show I am right cease: stickman, did you read dylan's autobi? Bambi: dogs are empathic ... they sense more than many people can ever say LOL Stickman: I did not LLANWYDD: hey porge! cease: true enought bambi Porgie: i'm lurlking and listening klokwkdog: llanwydd -- to a first approximation, everything should remind one of a Pink Floyd song. If one is familiar with their canon Johnny Piano: Uh-oh, I detect puppy love Principalpoop: em pha sis Porgie: check the puppy love meter LLANWYDD: I don't know the whole canon, but I like some of the really old stuff Dexter Fong: em pha Xena Principalpoop: abc its easy as 123 Porgie: half a cannon Johnny Piano: That didn't o-cur to me! Dexter Fong: a mortar? Porgie: ADD is as 124 Principalpoop: I pha zena Bightrethighrehighre: g night folks....my tired brain hurts from too much autocad-autolisp, probly gonna have nightmares.... Porgie: ADD 124 you and ....who LLANWYDD: don't know the canon but I know the yashika Stickman: Zena is hot too Dexter Fong: Night Bight Principalpoop: night big Johnny Piano: Work on that lisp, Biggie Porgie: don't fire it Bambi: lol johnny ... well, it's for sure I love dogs ... animals in general, actually ... but dogs are special creatures....pack animals that are so faithful, dedicated and loving. Hard to find with most animals or people LOL klokwkdog: Dex -- Xena got gonged this week in Auckland. She's let her hair go back to its natural color Principalpoop: room 222 porgie klokwkdog: nite Big Johnny Piano: I can dig it, Bambi - dogs and I get along great. Principalpoop: woof woof bambi, and do not listen to her root, she is kidding LLANWYDD: I used to watch room 222 Bightrethighrehighre: Johnny Piano: yethththh!!!...abtholutly....!! klokwkdog: Big -- keep yourself well-dimensioned and in balance klokwkdog: llan -- I used to watch Karen Valentine Johnny Piano: Hey, did Daffy Duck just take over Biggie's post? Dexter Fong: ..and thmarten up Stickman: Michael Constatine? LLANWYDD: whatever happened to Karen? Principalpoop: theve thmarten? Principalpoop: cool show Bightrethighrehighre: setvar=MACnam+that's why he's so mean.... klokwkdog: I think she became an airline pilot Bambi: lol, princep ... yes, Root is special but that's cuz he's part cat, dog, and monkey LOL Johnny Piano: Judy Strangis....rrrrrrrrr Principalpoop: she ws last seen on hollywood squares Principalpoop: ahh GM root Bightrethighrehighre: oops....I for got the parenthetheeezzzeeeee.... ||||||||| 11:44 PM -- Bightrethighrehighre left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Johnny Piano: Parenthetically speaking... Principalpoop: steady big, persist Bambi: night Big! Porgie: how do you make your voice do that? Principalpoop: asterix is pronounced how? Dexter Fong: Aster Ricks Bambi: ast err isk Stickman: Night all Principalpoop: as ter ix or as te rix? LLANWYDD: that's the risk klokwkdog: nite Stick Dexter Fong: Night Stick Principalpoop: ahhh fighting words LLANWYDD: nite stickman Bambi: night Stick! Principalpoop: beat the stick stick Johnny Piano: Stuck, Stick! ah,clem: ... Porgie: is that a rap? Johnny Piano: Ah, groovy Jap rock! Principalpoop: .... yourself ahh, clem Bambi: ...---... Porgie: oh it's Chinese Porgie: they're on the pther side Johnny Piano: Sounded like they were chanting something about duck sauce Porgie: other Principalpoop: A O K, is that right for fill in the blanks bambi? klokwkdog: anyone heard any Dengue Fever? Johnny Piano: No, but I've heard Puffy AmiYumi Principalpoop: that is what you get before you get fengue fever klokwkdog: dunno who is P-A-Y LLANWYDD: I saw Dengue Fever at House of Blues Bambi: princep ... either you need to go back to morse code school ... or I do lol Principalpoop: something to do with a fugue klokwkdog: i found some on Winamp library, but it's more Hi-8 video from the crowd instead of anything listenable Principalpoop: you said SOS or OSO, not sure which lol klokwkdog: how was it llan? ah,clem: looked like she had an energency to me LLANWYDD: pray luud and fugue by Bock Johnny Piano: Japanese girl duo - songs written and produced by ex-Jellyfish drummer Andy Sturmer Principalpoop: let her go to the powder room ah, clem LLANWYDD: just joking klok Johnny Piano: They have a cartoon show on Cartoon Network Bambi: same here princep ... kinda dislexic myself so it could be either lol klokwkdog: they played their "Clouds" rendition on MBE the other day; the Khymer girl doing vocals is really cute Bambi: ah, there ya go ... clem said I got it right .. SOS Principalpoop: khymer rouge has a 2 girl band now? gosh the world has changed ah,clem: was sos Johnny Piano: SOS? That was a Japanese hit by Pink Lady! Principalpoop: yes you did bambi LLANWYDD: I didn't know there was a band called dengue fever. I thought that was a disease that you catch at firesign chat Porgie: featuring POL POT Bambi: thought so Clem .. but after princep said that .. wasn't sure LOL klokwkdog: JP -- don't know much about Japanese pop. Kinda like Ne-Nes and bands that Yoshimi's in Principalpoop: using an sos pad to clean the egg pan? Dexter Fong: Attention: Do not smoke the POL pot Porgie: how 2 asian guys doing backstreet boys? klokwkdog: there's a writeup on allmusic.com, llan. That's about all I know Johnny Piano: Kim Jong-Il is so ronery. LLANWYDD: LOL dex! Porgie: japanese Indians Principalpoop: it is a disease here llan, like gloobners disease Porgie: sounds like Andy Kaufman Bambi: an SOS pad on the egg pan? that would ruin all the good seasoning ... or at least the silverstone finish ;-) Principalpoop: kim jong is phat LLANWYDD: cleans your pol pots and pans like magic! Principalpoop: alica sold you a pan? klokwkdog: Dex -- Lucy's honors picture (Xena! We want Xena back!): http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA0603/S00510.htm LLANWYDD: How il is poor kim jong? klokwkdog: llan -- ill, of course Dexter Fong: Ethnic cleansing of your everyday kitchen utensils Bambi: personally I think we should hang the pots out to wash in the sand storms ... but they don't have sand storms here in VA LLANWYDD: lol Johnny Piano: No more scum on your dishes! Principalpoop: lucy lawless is a babe in blonde Porgie:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648 klokwkdog: it's like listening to a boredoms record... Dexter Fong: Boardrooms recording? klokwkdog: poop -- I wish she'd dye it back black :-( Bambi: from japan, yeah, sicily lol Johnny Piano: I'd like to be behind the board for that klokwkdog: Bambi -- no sand storms yet Dexter Fong: JP: Comeon, there's room Principalpoop: put them on the beach under the volley ball players Johnny Piano: I'll send over the Kongaroo for ya, Bambi LLANWYDD: these band names remind me of a list of bands I read in one of george carlin's books. there was the Boris Morris Chorus, Mary Krenwinkle's Revenge, This Band Needs Practice...etc Bambi: lol johnny Principalpoop: what was the sad austrailian song Bambi: would prefer a koala actually Principalpoop: hang your kangaroo head down bongo LLANWYDD: tie me koala down, sport Principalpoop: damn my brain is useless, only good for a hat Johnny Piano: (Was referring to the Tornado from Boom Dot Bust, certainly not Quantas...) Bambi: ah, ok ... but I love the animals from ausie country .. many very unique in the world Principalpoop: I thought the quantas theory was disproved by strings, or mirrors or something Johnny Piano: You know, I think that Chun King commercial was done by Stan Freberg Dexter Fong: Bambi: Also they have the most terribly venomous critters anywhere Principalpoop: hehe platypus hehe LLANWYDD: Freberg's still around? Johnny Piano: Oh yeah, Stan is still with us Bambi: Stan Freberg sure did a lot of great pieces klokwkdog: alive & kickin', llan Bambi: don't think so llanwydd Bambi: is he still klok?? Johnny Piano: Yep, still working in the ad game, ol' Stan Principalpoop: somebody google lol ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 12:00 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule. ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dave... - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Stickman - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Principalpoop: ahh, the orcs did not kill M, hurrah Johnny Piano: He's been doing commentary on the WB cartoon DVD sets. Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Back from the wars? LLANWYDD: Ah, now that I think of it I found him doing an internet gig a few years ago klokwkdog: Bambi -- I was listening to "The Rise of the Mammals" on Radio 4 the other day. It's a fascinating discussion of the dinosaur extinction and along the way has quite a bit of commentary on Australia and marsupials and their halfway system of reproduction. Something about immune system and rejection and pregnancy. It's fascinating. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. LLANWYDD: If I remember right it had to do with OTR Merlyn: more or less - flying & turning in quests, so it isn't dangerous ||||||||| Outside, the 12:01 AM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Dave... coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Dave...: back Principalpoop: welcome back dave Dexter Fong: Dave's back Bambi: yep...he's alive ... according to http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com (turned off images so I could look LOL) Merlyn: dave enters elliptically Johnny Piano: Still engrossed in canine conversation, Dave? klokwkdog: finally out-talked 'em, eh Dave? Principalpoop: thanks bambi Bambi: he's 79 years old born 8-7-1926 LLANWYDD: and the hellmouth bus leaves dave in a doud of clust Principalpoop: dog tired dave? Merlyn: Stan Freberg did a show a week before Firesign in London, part of the same series Dave...: no I'm off the phone and just sitting here singing, the people next door have their music pretty loud, which gives me ample room to sing avante-gard stuff, yay! Bambi: that's great ... glad he's still doing that ... always have enjoyed Stan Freberg LLANWYDD: I first heard Freberg on Dr. Demento. I thought he was a lot of fun to listen to Principalpoop: singing the archies dave? hehehe Bambi: cool Dave ... smile Johnny Piano: Just remember there are no wrong notes in avant-garde music, Dave LLANWYDD: I was a dementite when I was a kid Johnny Piano: Bang shang a lang, bang bang Merlyn: I was a dementoid Bambi: being in the scsci crowd has taken on an entirely different meaning in the computer age lol Merlyn: then an altoid Dexter Fong: I was a Junior Air Warden when I was a kid Johnny Piano: I'm an earthoid Principalpoop: my father called me son Merlyn: breathing all my junior air, I bet Dexter Fong: I made sure all the model airplanes were USA types LLANWYDD: I'm a harold lloyd Dexter Fong: No Fockers allowed!! Principalpoop: I am not all here, I guess I am only a hemi-roid Johnny Piano: Better than a demiroid Dexter Fong: How about that Barroid Bonds Principalpoop: you sure about that JP? Merlyn: you're a harold llanwydd Principalpoop: quasi-roid Johnny Piano: Well, look at Ashton and you tell me. LLANWYDD: good one merlyn cease: is anyone still here? Merlyn: which reminds me, I should get all his stuff on DVD Dave...: oh so tired cease: guess not klokwkdog: Dex -- were you an auxiliary in the Ground Observer Corps? cease: you back in schoolk dave? Bambi: I'm still here Dexter Fong: ...I haven't sschlept a wink cease: i keep forgeting what month it is Johnny Piano: No, we're just holygrams, Cat Principalpoop: why are you tired dave? you are young LLANWYDD: TCM is running a lot of his films in a couple of weeks. I'll be taping ah,clem: ... Principalpoop: and curse sir walter raleigh cease: news item aobut tenn age sleeplessness yest Dexter Fong: Klok: I was a spotter....before I learned to aim straight LLANWYDD: stupid get cease: teens sleep ability changes Dave...: young in body, not in mind Johnny Piano: That's "git", Llan Principalpoop: use adult diapers fong, they work great for me cease: lksten to body, not mind LLANWYDD: sounds like a newspaper headline, cat cease: lol llan Johnny Piano: Give it a shake afterward, Fong Dexter Fong: Ppp: Do you have an adult diaper service Principalpoop: that is all in your mind dave klokwkdog: I always looked at those people in uniforms, watching the skies with binoculars, on platforms in our schoolyard and worried. Worried a lot. klokwkdog: they had no sense of humor Bambi: hopefully it's a good kind of tired ... certainly good news about the guide dog. smile Principalpoop: yes, instead of a stork carrying babies, I have vultures carrying old folks on my van Dave...: never have related and don't want to relate to a rather conservitive generation of fat people, hahahahaha cease: this is really funny cease: wish id heard htis before i went to japan LLANWYDD: sounds like rush limbaugh, dave Porgie: meanwhile back in reality cease: how do you perceive a fat personk dave? cease: does its gravity affect you? Johnny Piano: Conservative and fat....that IS Rush Limbaugh klokwkdog: we radiate a lot more heat, Cat Dexter Fong: JP: And really stoned Bambi: maybe you need to watch Mary Poppins Dave lol Principalpoop: wait, think of jackie gleason and john candy klokwkdog: JP -- you're not using enough qualifiers. Try adding "idiot" Johnny Piano: Oxycontin - hillbilly heroin Dave...: it does if the person sits right next to me on a plane like they did last week, no usually you can tell by holding someone's arm, if you don't know them very well cease: watch? cease: that sounds worth not knowing Dexter Fong: Dave: YOu put the arm on someone? LLANWYDD: hillbillies can't afford oxycontin Principalpoop: oops, you went to new york already, you have your dog? or soon? Johnny Piano: They can't afford heroin either Porgie: oxy? Dexter Fong: Pp: No, Dave just talks on the phone with his dog Johnny Piano: Talk about your bubblin' crude Principalpoop: is that the stuff that cleans clothes and carpets? Dave...: oh man the music next door got turned down, ah fuck them all in this dorm, I'm not too happy with the student population here
klokwkdog always hates flying on packed planes. There's 3 seats in a row and only four armrests Principalpoop: ok fong Bambi: Cat ... watching a movie in the mind's eye Dave...: the dog is in July cease: firesing is the ultimate vision klokwkdog: Poop -- esp. useful if you have a pet. It makes its own oxygen and fries stains out of the pile Principalpoop: that is part of becoming an adult and learning tolerance, tell them in a firm loud voice to suck your, well, toe cease: notice i can never spell that cease: or most words Bambi: imagination is a wonderful thing cease: you get your dog in july, dave>? Johnny Piano: Your hands are dyslexic, cat cease: as compared to lack of imagination, bambi? Principalpoop: you are dreaming bambi klokwkdog: Bambi -- but a single spell checker is worth two imaginations any day cease: hands? klokwkdog: cat -- they're small, I know cease: typihg neurons misfire, Dave...: yes Cat, dog is in Jly cease: or enter other speling ujniverse Johnny Piano: Of course the hands - your mind knows what you intended to type Principalpoop: try to spell it the wrong way and your fingers will relearn the word Bambi: with two imaginations, you could make your own spellchecker without giving up one imagination klokwkdog: sukiyaki definitely deserves that send-up cease: thee may be something worse than japanese music cease: but it escapes me Johnny Piano: Dual core imagination - mind by Mac klokwkdog: Bambi -- most people just seem to "imagine" that what they tipe is speled rite LLANWYDD: sukiyaki. The best of all japanese cuisine Principalpoop: 3 imaginations will get you written up in science magazine klokwkdog: llan -- it is to me Dave...: I'm one of those people and then realize later than I misspelled something Principalpoop: I thought sukiyaki was a japanese porn actress klokwkdog: poop -- she is Bambi: wat's wrongg wit the spelllng? Principalpoop: ahh hehe ahhh klokwkdog: as far as japanese porn goes, I guess ah,clem: or science fiction magazine... Johnny Piano: hentai, anybody? Dexter Fong: Japanese porn go alla way to Kyoto and back klokwkdog: japanese movies used to be more risque and their porn used to be kinda mild klokwkdog: don't you mean Edo, Dex? Dexter Fong: Klok: Sure Principalpoop: the story in the woods told by each of the participants was wonderful Dexter Fong: Japanese risky porn go alla way to Edo and back Dexter Fong: P; Rashoman Principalpoop: I should write for jeopardy lol klokwkdog: lots of good floating world "porn", but it's as stylized as the Victorian stuff, very curious ||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Porgie - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Principalpoop: super super, yes thanks Dexter Fong: Pp: What is Rashoman Dave...: well folks, think I'm gonna hit it, see yall next week, later Bambi: porgie ... lucky dog .. the plague lol Principalpoop: fong, but thanks for the porn too Dexter Fong: Night Dave Dave...: byebye ||||||||| Dave... leaves at 12:20 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Principalpoop: keep your head up dave Johnny Piano: Arf, dave Bambi: night Dave! Principalpoop: not often the plague Dexter Fong: Dave goes walkies cease: dave Bambi: well, at least Dave went out with a song :-0
Bambi :-) Johnny Piano: Can't be much fun dating a song... Principalpoop: the problems are college are real I guess, but looking back, I would take those problems again Dexter Fong: There are verse things JP Bambi: happiness has many faces Bambi: lol Johnny Piano: Giving birth to a song is another story Principalpoop: rod stewarts band? Johnny Piano: Oh, no - here comes the chorus ah,clem: sounds painful, JP Johnny Piano: Just remember, when the drums stop it's very very bad... Principalpoop: giving birth, ahhh the britney spears sculpture hubba hubba Principalpoop: grand funk railroad had super drum solos klokwkdog: Poop -- someone needs to make that sculpture smaller, as a bar of soap Johnny Piano: ahclem, birthing a song is almost as good as sex! LLANWYDD: well, I have to be leaving. be back in about 140 hours. Principalpoop: they will Johnny Piano: Nite, Llan klokwkdog: nite llan Dexter Fong: LLAN: Be well and tell us how your garden grows Principalpoop: have a super week and break a leg llan Bambi: night llanwydd :- klokwkdog: I need to drop out, too, folks. Bye and all that cease: llan Johnny Piano: Nite, Klok... Bambi: night Klok! klokwkdog: ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip......beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Johnny Piano: No one's gonna ask why it's bad when the drums stop? Dexter Fong: Night Klok Bambi: hope you are feeling better Klok Principalpoop: it is the bewitching hour and the bus is pulling out, everybody have a supe week klokwkdog: JP -- the lead vocalist loses timing? klokwkdog: ;-) Dexter Fong: Why is it bad when the drum stop? ||||||||| Around 12:27 AM, klokwkdog walks off into the sunset... Principalpoop: super Johnny Piano: Then it's time for the bass solo! Bambi: ok, why is it that it's bad when the drums stop Johnny Piano: ba-dum-dump! Principalpoop: toodles Bambi: ba da boom Johnny Piano: Old musician's joke...told by another old musician! Bambi: but of course lol Bambi: confrontation camp lol Merlyn: see you again, folks... ||||||||| "12:30 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Johnny Piano: Bye, Merl cease: by merl Johnny Piano: Sorry, a side convo going on with Dex... Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn Dexter Fong: and thanks Bambi: night Merlyn! Johnny Piano: Gee, it's gotten quiet. Dexter Fong: Guess I'll take advantage of this lull and and take off, be well all cease: what are you doing thesxe days, jp? Johnny Piano: Promoting the new Oohs disc, Cat cease: how? conecert? interviews? cease: by dex Johnny Piano: Sending out copies for review, and rehearsing the new songs for live performance Bambi: night Dex Johnny Piano: Nite, Dex Johnny Piano: We have a showcase date in Chicago on May 6 - part of International Pop Overthrow festival Bambi: thanks Clem! much enjoyment! cease: sounds good Johnny Piano: Huzzah, ahclem! ah,clem: good night everyone! cease: that was a lolta firesign that was unfamilair to me cease: even though i may have it on tape somewhere Johnny Piano: Have you heard us, Cat? http://www.myspace.com/theoohs cease: i think so, jp cease: if not i will soon Bambi: LOL, it's all great comedy! Johnny Piano: And CNI is kindly playing our tunes as well...just sent all three discs to Bambi recently cease: great work, ah clem Bambi: have a great night everyone! Don't forget Saturday evening 7-10 PM ET - JimmyLee and Bambi Show Bambi: yes, enjoying them too Johnny ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| LLANWYDD - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johnny Piano: I'll be gigging with the R&B band on Saturday while the show is on...I'll think of you! cease: off we go Bambi: Clem played several in the pre show 1/2 hour last saturday ||||||||| Around 12:40 AM, cease walks off into the sunset... Johnny Piano: Guess I'll escape too... Johnny Piano: Cool. Got Steadman on our MySpace friends list. They're good. Bambi: don't forget where you left the card LOL Johnny Piano: See ya soon! ||||||||| Around 12:41 AM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Around 12:41 AM, Johnny Piano walks off into the sunset... Bambi: have a great night! ||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "3:46 AM? 3:46 AM!!" says Catherwood, "metallica should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as metallica enters and sits on the divan. metallica: que pasa ||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| metallica - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants: ah,clem
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
boney
Bubba's Brain
Bubbas... On A Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave...
Dexter Fong
doctec
Dr. Headphones
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
Johnny Piano
klokwkdog
LLANWYDD
Merlyn
metallica
Mudhead
Porgie
Principalpoop
Stickman
TweenoTheMindboggler
