A Firesign Chat
03/23/2006




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 23, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Firebroiled inside, makes a note of the time (9:14 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Firebroiled:
Gentlemen! Port and cigars in the War Room. Lord Bushner will join us, presently.
||||||||| At 9:14 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM uptown bus from Annapolis pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Dear Friends'
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:28 PM and LeftRev.Tweenstormer waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:29 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Grats JL :=)
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween
Dexter Fong: And a Radio High to clem
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bambi in through the front door at 9:29 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Howdy, Dex...
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Evenin' Bambi...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:30 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Billville."
Bambi: howdy Clem, Dex and Tweeny!
Dexter Fong: zets
||||||||| Dexter Fong departs at 9:30 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: bambi
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:30 PM and Dexter Fong bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: hi Cat!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Now ya see him, now ya don't...
Dexter Fong: Firebroiled's massive font work is screwing up my screen
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Yo, cease...
Dexter Fong: ah.it scrolled away, like a lonesome dove
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
Dexter Fong: and Bambi
Dexter Fong: Neo classic material?
cease: hey dex
Dexter Fong: Hiya Cat..how yah doing?
cease: i had a rice krispie square about an hour ago
cease: i should be doing ok soon. i hope
Bambi: how's everyone's week been?
cease: might have to fire up the volcano if the rice krispies dont work
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Take a while to kick in?
Dexter Fong: Rice krispie square somekinda slang for druges?
cease: and on an empty stomache too
cease: bambi, do you really want to know?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Still looking for a new place to live. Have to be out of my apartment by the 31st :( Otherwise OK... You guys?
cease: yes and no, dex
cease: its a real square, but made with some unusual ingredients
Dexter Fong: Thanks for clearing that up Cat =)
cease: i hope you find a better place, tween
Bambi well, I thought I did Cat LOL!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: A square little Krispie. Not from around here ;)
cease: i had a heatt attack a few hours after last week's chat
cease: still alive though
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Thranks, Cat.
cease: a ghost is typing all this
Dexter Fong: lol Tween
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Is Mrs. Muir helping out, Cat?
Dexter Fong: Jeeze Cat..you serious?
cease: lol tween
cease: it took something funny to kick the square into gear
cease: yes dex
cease: very scary
cease: i;'m rarely serious
Dexter Fong: Have you sought medical help?
cease: i awoke thurs night and tried to change from my left to right side and felt intense pain in heart
cease: coundt move
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I take my serious medium-rare.
cease: hands and feet numb whihc i knew to be a symptom
cease: finally one of my cats cralwed up to me and petting him bourght me around
Bambi: wow! that is bad Cat! Hope you are feeling a bit better tonight. Did you go to see the Doctor?
cease: got up an dtook a tylenol
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Yikes, Cat. Nothing to play around with :=(
cease: since then pain has come and gone.
cease: on vacation. see him next monday
cease: i had a midlder version of this attack last november
cease: doc said it more likely stress than heart failure but hes had me on daily baby aspirin since then
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: May you be very well, guy.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 9:39 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: not good. :-(
Dexter Fong: Cat: Just a friendly word of advice...lay off the smoking for awhile..it deprives lungs of oxygen which can effect the heart...speaking from personal experience
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Hey Mud...
cease: under even more stress now then last year, with parents and all
Bambi: hi Mudhead
cease: yeah i havent had a drink since last chat.
Dexter Fong: Hiya Mudeski
cease: my body msot confused aobut that no doubt
cease: filled up with sangria for first time in a week now
cease: hi muddy
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Stress makes the heart grow flounder.
cease: stop tracknig yourself all over my nice clean kitchen floor
Mudhead: well cease, Im up for a full pulmonary replacement from the smokin and the apnea
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:40 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
cease: what is this?
Bambi: a little red wine wouldn't hurt and could help relax?
Mudhead: please..stop smoking
llanwydd: evenin folks
Dexter Fong: Tween: Holy Mackerel
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Hi LL...
Mudhead: only cuz I lub ya pal
ah,clem: if pain continues, do NOT wait for regular physician.
Dexter Fong: Hey Double "L"
cease: remember when El had that problem recently
cease: she ssaid it might be diet related
Dexter Fong: Cat: Clem said Dear Friends
Bambi: hi llanwydd!
cease: yes ah clem. i have walk in clinics within walking distance
Mudhead: Im hap[py to say my pressure is now much lower
Dexter Fong: Better if they're within crawling distance
Mudhead: lol
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Listen to Doc Clem. He knows of what he speaketh...
llanwydd: missed you guys last week. Had insomnia the night before and fell asleep before the chat
ah,clem: yes, but if you cannot walk...
Mudhead: Help, Im sick but I can still crawl
Dexter Fong: ...learn to run
cease: but youre awake now, are are we dreaming you, llan?
Bambi: good point Dex ... walking may not be an option
Dexter Fong: or hop
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: On his lips through broken glass...
cease: i have a dog so big i can ride him to the clinic
Mudhead: I got one of those fancy buttons
llanwydd: one of us is dreaming
Mudhead: we're ALL dreaming
ah,clem: DF from 09-16-70, Cat
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Gettyup Spot?
cease: aha
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: It's just a box of reign...
Mudhead: Ride Em Cow Boy!
cease: bring me the crowned head of jerry garcia
llanwydd: speaking of sickness, etc. I just took a hilarious book out of the library called "Natural Cures They Don't Want You to Know About" by Kevin Trudeau. It's a howl! Anybody read it?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: And Hunter.
Mudhead: http://www.bararcade.net/rib.jpg
cease: heard of it
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Sure haven't LL. Will put it on the list...
cease: natural cures, eh?
cease: marijuana?
llanwydd: New remedies for old illnesses
llanwydd: new cures for old illnesses
llanwydd: he doesn't go into that one, cat
llanwydd: I think I can imagine why not
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: New ills for old cures?
Bambi: or I think more accurately old cures they say work for old illnesses LOL
Dexter Fong: New ills for old Curates
llanwydd: for dandruff the best cure is an infrared sauna
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: But only in Chicago.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:46 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: ll: Sounds great, you can be naked and noone can see you
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Because you don't have any hair left?
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Hey Merl...
Mudhead: Not even yurself?
llanwydd: another cure for an old illness is intravenous chelation. That's something I've never tried at home
Bambi: hi Mr. Wizard, Merlyn!
Mudhead: Heya Merlyn
Merlyn: hi dere
cease: most naked people shouldnt be been anyway
Dexter Fong: Leeches...leeches will cure anything...that and wolfbane
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: As long as they are American leeches.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Principalpoop in through the front door at 9:47 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Mudhead: no, hemlock cures anything
Bambi: hi princep!
Dexter Fong: Hey triple "P"
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Prefferably from Hallibutrton.
Principalpoop: hola, chelation? ouch
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Hi P...
llanwydd: another thing that apparently cures quite a few ailments is crocodile protein peptides. I wonder where you get them
cease: hi poop
Dexter Fong: From denial
Bambi: and don't forget after midnight
Mudhead: crocodile pair propogate a pair
Principalpoop: hi, how is everyone?
llanwydd: LOL Dex!
||||||||| "9:48 PM? 9:48 PM!!" says Catherwood, " Bubba's Brain should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bubba's Brain enters and sits in the comfy chair.
llanwydd: howdy pp
Bambi: don't ask llanwydd lol
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Will alligator work? They serve BBQ at a local bar.
Bubba's Brain: Hey
cease: hi bub
Bambi: Bubba!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Hemlock Stones into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:49 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Double "B", hi
Principalpoop: I will let it all hang out after midnight
Bubba's Brain: Oh, I get the comfy chair!!!!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Hoosierman... I may be joining you in a couple of weeks if things don't work out in Austin.
Principalpoop: hubba bubba
Mudhead: i knew we needed some Hemlock
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Stones!
Hemlock Stones: Greetings to all!
cease: just got new ink carrtgide
Bambi: hi Stones!
Dexter Fong: Ta very much Hemlock
Bubba's Brain: What's not working out it Austin?
Principalpoop: cheerio old chap
cease: i can print out cd labels for box of time
Bambi: our best to Honey!
cease: should have 10 in mail to you next week
Bubba's Brain: cool, cat.
Mudhead: hmmm, makes me think I'll go get stoned
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: So how are things in the Empire.
llanwydd: did anyone know that Peter Bergman stopped by after you were all gone last week?
cease: on you rwebsite yo umentioned ossman is in box of time
cease: he isnt.
Principalpoop: everybody must mudhead
Hemlock Stones: thank you Bambi, last time i spoke to her she seemed much better
Dexter Fong: ll: Didn't know that
Bubba's Brain: I do? Oops.
cease: but dave and orson both are in red shift, phil austin stars, both phil and melinda are in it too
Mudhead: He did, thats magical
Principalpoop: M said ossman might drop by
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Nope, sure didn't. Will have to check the log.
cease: i'll belive it when i see it
Mudhead: omg, Im here all night
Bambi: wow, Peter Bergman ... will have to check the cheeselog! Sorry to have missed him! :-(
llanwydd: Am I in Red Shift, Cat?
Dexter Fong: LL: Did he say anything...did he ask for me....what was he wearing?
cease: i sure hope so, llan
Merlyn: who, mudhead? Yeah, bergman checked in after everyone left!
Bambi: glad to hear that Stones (about Honey)
llanwydd: I'm dying to hear it
Mudhead: *Sigh*
cease: i'm still tryiing to get doc tech to do things i paid him to do years ago
cease: one of which is putting you in red shift
Mudhead: Ive been here for a short time, Ive never seen one of the boys here
llanwydd: I enjoyed recording it anyway
cease: ausitn used to show up fairly often
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Austin stops in on occasion, Mud.
Dexter Fong: Mud: Phip A. used to stop by from time to time
cease: i loved hearing it, llna
Hemlock Stones: not been too good myself for a couple of days, smacked self in mouth carrying heavy box, broke tooth and developed an abcess
Mudhead: but I like the company
Principalpoop: phil was here once, opps no it was phil
llanwydd: that and the fact that I told my friends I was going to be in a recording with the Firesign Theatre
Hemlock Stones: luxury
cease: you will, llan. eventually
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Ouch, Stones
llanwydd: thanks cat
Principalpoop: ahh nice hemlock, that is a fun
cease: ausint has been here dozens of times, i think
cease: ossmanand bergman a few times.
Hemlock Stones: thats what i said too , Tween
cease: proctor never
Dexter Fong: perhaps a dozen
||||||||| Elayne waltzes in at 9:54 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Wlatzing Elayne
Mudhead: if they do, tell em Joe from Chicago sez...
Principalpoop: HI E
Merlyn: hey E
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Of course, we were in pain. I once had a root canal done whilst repairing my car.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Hey E...
llanwydd: hi elayne
Principalpoop: love your knockers
Hemlock Stones: Hi Elayne
Bambi: We've been able to chat with Dave O. once and with Phil Austin several times. Always a pleasure.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain departs at 9:54 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
ah,clem: hi E!
||||||||| Bubba's Brain enters at 9:54 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
cease: hey el
Principalpoop: wb bubba
Bambi: hi E!
Bubba's Brain: Wha Happun?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: In through the out door?
llanwydd: hey bub
Merlyn: did you hit the exit button?
Bambi: well, according to C a t h e r w o o d, you were 'toad away' Bubba! lol
Bubba's Brain: I think so,accidentally
Mudhead: Is THAT what that does?!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: He licked a frog.
Principalpoop: ahhh ok, chat is not wild again
Principalpoop: is that the cure tween?
Hemlock Stones: incidentally for those who missed FT live in London gig on BBC, its just been repeated and will be on listen again server for next seven days
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toasted almond.
Bambi: thanks Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: No, but it might be the solution ;)
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, do you job
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Bubba's Brain: Catherwood, toast me a poured almond.
||||||||| Catherwood toasts Bubba's Brain a poured almond.
Principalpoop: not the solution I expected
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Is there a video, Stones?
Elayne: Oh, thanks for the heads-up, Hemlock!
Hemlock Stones: sorry alas no its just audio from BBC Radio Four
Hemlock Stones: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/progs/listenagain.shtml
Bambi: thanks Stones
Dexter Fong: Thanks Hem
Hemlock Stones: look down the list for Mark Thomas presents,
Hemlock Stones: my pleasure
cease: el i should consult your blog on this. was that a heart problem you had recently?
Principalpoop: is it his birthday? I did not get mark anything
Mudhead: does anyone here use Skype?
Elayne: Yes Cat, back in December. Atrial fibrillation.
cease: i have it but rarely use it
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: They're from Clarifornia. Liked that little rib ;)
llanwydd: never heard of skype
Principalpoop: I have but I don't mud
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Not here, Mud.
Hemlock Stones: yes me and Honey both use skype regularly
Elayne: Hemlock, the radio programme isn't downloadable, yes? It's just a streaming thing?
Mudhead: its a fair voip
cease: i had a rather severe heart pain not lnog after chat last thurs
Hemlock Stones: its improved a great deal since it first appeared
cease: still awaint ing my doc to come back from vacation
cease: awakened by heatt stab, numbness in limbs
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elayne: Cat, it may just have been indigestion. If it was a-fib, that's not a terribly serious thing many times, it usually corrects itself rather quickly.
cease: it hasnt recurreed with such intensity but there are occaisnal heart pains
Hemlock Stones: yes the FT on BBC is only a stream but of course you could illegally record it but i didnt say that
cease: im hoping my doc tells me that too, only i had it in november
cease: was told to take bavy aspirin daily
Dexter Fong: Yes you did, and I heard/saw you too
Elayne: But if you're concerned, definitely make an appt with a cardio center to get tested (nuclear stress test).
Principalpoop: a minor heart attack is one where it did not kill and it happened to somebody else
cease: also stress related no doubt
cease: wil do, el
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: If they release it, I''l buy it Stones. Seems the fair way to go...
Hemlock Stones: its a lie Dexter, i was no where near the place
Elayne: Thanks Hemlock, Robin's getting the program to do that, but I didn't say that.
cease: last nov is when first began having really sreious parental problems which requirred me to go to la to solve
cease: now its even worse as they plan to come here next month
Elayne: Well yeah, Cat, that'd be pretty stressful.
Bambi: you didn't say what Stones? ;-)
Hemlock Stones: and of course i wont send the copy i have not made if anyone asks me
Principalpoop: ah psiosockodynamic, maybe
Elayne: You might want to get a pulse reader, I have like a $10 watch that takes a pulse.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: You're just having a day in the park, eh Cat?
Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem
Elayne: I don't wear it on my wrist, I have it around my neck (when I remember to wear it), it's easier to take my pulse that way.
Principalpoop: ahhh, the voice of ahh, clem
Bubba's Brain: ...
Mudhead: Im here
Dexter Fong: ....
cease: a park in hell, tween
llanwydd: that reminds me of another of Kevin Trudeau's "Natural Cures". Magnetic finger rings. For weight loss.
Principalpoop: never the least ah, clem
ah,clem )
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I'm wierdly cool? Or just weird?
Elayne: Looks like it's up to $12 American now: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005NN9L/qid=1143167832/sr=8-11/ref=pd_bbs_11/103-3100234-1035869?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=3760901
Principalpoop: magnetic or copper?
Merlyn: makes your wallet lighter
cease: lol merl
llanwydd: very few of the cures seem easy to come by
ah,clem: ...
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Sorry to hear, Cat. Really hope things get better...
Bambi: Merlyn and Clem ... the fadres
Dexter Fong: fadres??
cease: me too, tween
Principalpoop: now I am at the back of the bozo bus
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I slide fadres on audio consoles...
Bambi: $12 for the Weirdly Cool is not bad ... it's a DVD if I remember correctly, isn't it?
Principalpoop: crack cocaine will cure that cat
Dexter Fong: I confess my sins to Fadre Gordo
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Gonna have to do that after I move, Bambi.
llanwydd: I don't have a dvd player. DVDs are expensive and you can't record on them
cease: lol poop
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Too much LDS.
llanwydd: latter day saints?
cease: i guess i should move to salt lake city
Principalpoop: non non lds is for murmurs
Merlyn: star trek ref
||||||||| Catherwood leads Honey Sanchez into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:08 PM, then departs.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: DVD players/recorders for PCs are dirt cheep. Been watching old Marx Bros & WC on my Mac.
cease: you can with a dvd recorder, llan
Merlyn: "where are da nuclwear wessels?"
Dexter Fong: Honey! YOu're home again!!
Principalpoop: ahhh honey, hello
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Having a good local library really helps.
llanwydd: good evening ms sanchez
Elayne: Hi Honey S!
Honey Sanchez: there goes my pin money hello everyone :)
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Honey, we misssed you....
cease: honey sanchez
ah,clem: hola, como esta?
Hemlock Stones: Welcome Home Honey
Bambi: I don't know Chekov .. think they might be in the harbor?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Bueno.
llanwydd: I take a lot of vhs tapes out of the library
Bambi: hi Honey!!
Principalpoop: watch your language ah, clem
Honey Sanchez: glad to be home
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Where do you live LL?
llanwydd: but where would I be without tcm
ah,clem: estas
Honey Sanchez: hi bambi
Principalpoop: home home on the range
llanwydd: I like the really, really old films
Bambi: tcm ... turner classic movies?
llanwydd: I live in far northern NY State, Rev
Principalpoop: the cable monster
Dexter Fong: LLan: I've been watching the 1850 Film Festival..very noirish
Honey Sanchez: hola, clem
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I see Vermont wants to seceed. Fairly serious, actually.
llanwydd: 1850? I'll bet its noir!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Bless you for Bernie Sanders.
Principalpoop: I invented the principlepoop holahoop but lost it
Dexter Fong: Tween: YOu got it wrong..Vermont wants to *succeed*
llanwydd: I'm not sure it's all of VT, tween. Or I would have heard about it
Bambi: couldn't surprise me if more states think of doing that LOL
llanwydd: I'm only a little more than 5 miles from VT as the crow flies
Principalpoop: what is the capital of vermont?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Not all of VT. But from what I've read, the NE in general isn't very happy with the state of affairs. Something about New England signing the Kyoto treaty all by themselves.
Dexter Fong: How do crows fly?
llanwydd: montpelier, pp
Dexter Fong: MOntpelier
Principalpoop: no, that is where Jefferson lived
Dexter Fong: No, that Montypython
llanwydd: oh that's right
Dexter Fong: MOny Wooley = Invented the sheep
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Where King Arthur lives.
Dexter Fong: Monty
Principalpoop: montpelier sounds french
Merlyn: portmerion held the prisoner
Bambi: could use some monticello my self ... plop, plop, fizz, fizz
llanwydd: so does vermont, pp
Dexter Fong: Pp: Only if you pronounce it that way
Principalpoop: I say cello you say chello ...
Elayne: Hemlock, do you know how long the Firesign BBC4 programme is?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, pur some port for Marion
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dexter Fong and queries "Did you want something?"
Principalpoop: ahhh ver-mont green mountain, ahhh
cease: somethihg strange just happened
llanwydd: any port in the storm
Merlyn: spelling counts
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Marion's in Indiana.
cease: door bell rang and i assumed it was friend who often comes by at this trime
Merlyn: Catherwood, pour some port for marion
||||||||| Catherwood gives some port for marion.
Principalpoop: no, counting counts
cease: no, it was a crazy person. when i said goodbye, he threw sometihing at the door
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Make sure it's blue port from northern IN.
Principalpoop: who was it cat?
Merlyn: I'll count for a spell
cease: a crazy man
llanwydd: there's a town in vermont called vergennes which would be translitterated as "green people" but I don't think that's what it means
Dexter Fong: Cat: Parting is such sweet danger
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: West Van, Cat?
Principalpoop: you have a magnetic personality cat
cease: north van
cease: i cant tell my acs from my dcs
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: From what I've seen in your paper, the areas each have their own character.
Dexter Fong: Southern man with north van seeks west coast girl
Principalpoop: durable pants llan, like blue jeans
Bambi: vergennes leprechans?
cease: yes west van has no poor people
llanwydd: good one, pp
Dexter Fong: Vergennes and Unicorns
Bambi: velco cat
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: No flies on West Van.
llanwydd: vergennes has been listed as the world's smallest city. Some people think it is
Dexter Fong: No shag carpet on North van
Principalpoop: southern girl seeks north man with west coast van
Principalpoop: I thought that was reno
Honey Sanchez: catherwood may i please have some O2 on the rocks?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Honey Sanchez
Dexter Fong: Llan: Smaleest as in population or like teeny tiny pittle houses with teeny tiny little people
llanwydd: area, dex
Principalpoop: careful with O2 honey, do some helium to calm down
Bambi: Catherwood be nice to Honey Sanchez
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Bambi and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
Merlyn: Catherwood, give honey some O2 on the rocks, and apologize
||||||||| Catherwood gives honey some o2 on the rocks and apologize.
Hemlock Stones: Catherwood has seen better days, maybe as many as two or three
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Hemlock Stones
Dexter Fong: LLan; seems like tiny area demands teeny tiny little etc..
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Are you allowed to shag on the carpet in North Van?
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey Sanchez laughs
Elayne: Oop, I'm fading. Listening to the Beeb Firesign show...
Merlyn: parse-simoney
Principalpoop: ahhh moody tonight, spank yourself catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Principalpoop
Mudhead: im faded out
Bambi: LOL! Good one Merlyn!
Honey Sanchez: not fade away
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: This stuff may not be ready for prime time, but it's great that they recorded it.
Bambi: Wow, Bubba lucked out ... The Plague ... can't get much better than that.
Dexter Fong: Parse-simoney is in New Jersey?
llanwydd: I've got to get a recording of that bbc show. I can't listen to cni on my msntv2
Principalpoop: I saw that, gosh
ah,clem: ....
||||||||| Outside, the 10:21 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bunnyboy: hiya
Principalpoop: the voice of klok
cease: hey bun
llanwydd: hey bb
Principalpoop: hiphop bunnyboy
Dexter Fong: Llan: Don't ask Elayne for a copy
cease: thats not a voice, thats a birth defect
Dexter Fong: Hey dere Bunny
Bambi: http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u might work for you llanwydd?
Honey Sanchez: hi bb
Principalpoop: what does that mean?
Elayne: Hey Bunnyboy!
llanwydd: thanks bambi. I'll try it
Dexter Fong: yeah, man...what does that mean?
Bambi: hey Bunny!
Principalpoop: hey cat, your a white man, you gotta, I mean, what...
Mudhead: I have a question for you sci-fi fans, possibly as far back as 75, I remember reading a paperback about a transgalactic super truck that went on this intergalactic highway in the badass truck and a 55 Chevy. Anyone...this sound familiar?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: No idea, Mud...
llanwydd: thanks very much bambi, but it didn't work
Dexter Fong: Mud: That was Route 66 to Mars
Principalpoop: a 55 chevy? sounds like a chase story
Honey Sanchez: no bells ringing here, mudhead sorry
Bunnyboy: Oh, anyone who didn't catch last nite's SOUTH PARK season opener can catch a repeat tonite at 10. That's mere moments on the east coast.
llanwydd: mudhead, that sounds like "Bride of Firesign"
Honey Sanchez: really, route 66 to mars??
Bunnyboy: Poor Chef.
Bambi: sorry llanwydd :-(
Principalpoop: are we clear?
Dexter Fong: Honey: Yeah, came on after 77 Solaris Strip
Honey Sanchez: clear for launch
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: The Scientology SP video is available for streaming.
Honey Sanchez: ahhhhhhhhhh
Principalpoop: the original solaris was awesome
Dexter Fong: Just before Have Phaser, will Travel
Honey Sanchez: wookie wookie lendme your comb
llanwydd: I'm sure I'd get a kick out of the scientology video as well
Honey Sanchez: gotcha
Bunnyboy: The new ep is the Direct Aftermath of the Scientology Shakeout.
Mudhead: Ive been asking all over. Thank you my Firesign friends for thinking of it. I'll see ya all next week, Im outta here.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Haven't had much to do with Sun computers. Did some maintenance routines for a newspaper for a while.
Dexter Fong lets out a heartfelt "graeeeeghffty!
Bunnyboy: nite Richard
llanwydd: nite muddy
Principalpoop: night mudhead, good luck
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Bye, Mud...
||||||||| Mudhead is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:26 PM.
Honey Sanchez: bye mudhead have a good week
Hemlock Stones: ok byee Mudhead
Dexter Fong: Night Mud..er Sgnt> mudeski
Principalpoop: kicked out? ouch lol
Bambi: night Mudhead
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Better than being kicked in ;)
Dexter Fong: Pp: Check the time, it hasn't hapened yet..time to warn him
llanwydd: charles manson was a scientologist. Don't think it did him much good
Honey Sanchez: or maybe it did hmmmmmmm?
Bunnyboy: ROBOT CHICKEN on DVD next week. Whee!
cease: mud
Hemlock Stones: I have encountered scientologists and cannot think of words to describe them in a family chat room
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Yeah, Krassner says he borrowed some of his concepts from them. Yikes....
Principalpoop: put a book down your pants quick mudhead, don't ask questions, just do it
Bunnyboy: Whole heapload of Busby Berkley musicals out this week.
cease: i watched the tom cruise in teh closet eposidoe online
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Pretty cool, eh Cat? Make me want to get cable.
Principalpoop: all those liberals on those wild buses going by berkley
Hemlock Stones: yes i tortured him too via Flush the Web, in War of the Worlds i wanted the aliens to win fo course
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Quite an educational bit of Southpark there...
cease: not cable, on the internet
Honey Sanchez: they would have won if they used water pistols
cease: it'll be on tv here eventually
Bambi: that wouldn't happen to be the movie Space Balls that Mudhead was thinking about?
llanwydd: don't think I've watched a berkley film but if you've seen Broadway Melody and The Great Ziegfeld, you know the idea
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Yeah, I saw it there also. One of the progressive rags had the link.
Principalpoop: did that have 55 chevy in it?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Don't think so..that was a parody of Star Wars
cease: i'm amazed that the powers that run the us allow southpark on at all
Bunnyboy: Have you ever seen a movie where you can't imagine any other actor playing the leading role? Well, that's never been the case with Cruise, to my mind.
Principalpoop: super movie, but I don't remember a chevy
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Spaceballs was a parody of Star Wars. John Candy.
Bambi: well they had a winnebego in it lol
Bambi: or something like that
Bambi: or was that an oversized iron
cease: on the other hand, if they ever do to mohammed what they did to l.ron, they'd be killed
Hemlock Stones: I must query using the word Actor in the same sentence as Cruise
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I thought it was a Travel Queen
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Simple reason, Cat. $$$$$$$$$$$$$
llanwydd: I think south park is a waste of airwaves
Principalpoop: I dated winne and her sister bigo bego
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Everything Bambi knows is right!
Honey Sanchez: i wonder if he was thinking of repo man
Bunnyboy: llan: The box set has a "Busby Berkley disc" that compiles all the musical production numbers from the 5 films on 1 disc.
cease: salmon rushide made a lot of money for his publisher too
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Not this episode, LL.
llanwydd: sound cool bunny
Bambi: Could well be Dex
Merlyn: thanks for the BBC radio tip Stones, I sent out email about it.
Principalpoop: what was the movie with a mile of cars?
Hemlock Stones: my pleasure Merlyn
cease: weekend?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Did you play football with them, P? You're still alive?
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Porgie', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Bambi: not really Tweeny ... I just know where to look it up :-) But handicapped while streaming ... can't look things up
Dexter Fong: LLan: South Park is for sure, really pushing it..but it *is* funny...often offensively so...but what the hell, funny *is* offensive...if you're doing right, that is
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Porgie...
llanwydd: berkley directed Esther Williams didn't he?
Bunnyboy: hi Porg!
Principalpoop: I stayed on the bench, hi porgie
Honey Sanchez: hola porgie
ah,clem: used cars, pp
Elayne: Geez, fading again. I'd best quit while I'm behind.
Elayne: Next week, all!
||||||||| At 10:34 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: wow. this volcano tastes like my grandparents
Principalpoop: yes they were ah, clem, what was the name of it?
cease: by el
Principalpoop: night E
Hemlock Stones: ok take care Elayne
Honey Sanchez: goodnight E
Bunnyboy: lllan: Well, Berkley actually choreographed a lot more films than he directed, as evidenced by the films in the box set.
llanwydd: they were probably in the volcano, cat
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: It's at The Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/03/14/watch-the-scientology-epi_n_17269.html
Dexter Fong: High Porge, bye Elayne
Bunnyboy: Aw! Bye El.
cease: a volcano is a kind of vaporizer
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Be well, E...
Bambi: night E!
Bambi: hi Porgie
cease: i thkn thats where i saw it, tween
Porgie: evening all
llanwydd: oh yes, I've heard of it
cease: hi girl delighter
Porgie: Like me'
Dexter Fong: Like youuuuuuuuuu
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Just a student like you...
llanwydd: was the volcano expensive, cat?
cease: hey, gimme back my lighter!
Bunnyboy: Anybody catch the TV Land Awards last nite. Fun, as usual.
Principalpoop: stop singing and finish your homework
Hemlock Stones: right have found the pins and all i need now is the Cruise doll, i know its here somewhere
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Nope, Bun...
cease: $700+
Honey Sanchez hands hemlock the tom doll
Bunnyboy: I wonder if that show was the pre-function before Tom Wopat's recent DUI tag.
Hemlock Stones: ty Honey
llanwydd: good grief! What I could do with $700
Principalpoop: manomanochevitz
cease: worth every plus
Hemlock Stones: (blunts a few rusty pins)
Bunnyboy: Larry Hagman looked GREAT!
Bambi: haven't watch any TV or movies for a week or two, been doing alot of reading though
cease: you;'re a poor man, charlie brown
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: The other guy sang country in the 80's. Mixed him.
cease: reading is good bambi
Bunnyboy: Sid Caesar isn't too ambulatory, but he's still sharp as a tack.
Principalpoop: blues guitar and a little girls voice, cool
llanwydd: Sid Caesar is a genius
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Why's everybody always pickin' on me ;(
Bunnyboy: A BOY NAMED CHARLIE BROWN and SNOOPY COME HOME, back on video next week.
ah,clem: actually that was a little boy, but who could tell
cease: isnt he dead yet?
Principalpoop: I have the theme song in mp3
cease: he's a clown, that charlie brown
Principalpoop: ahh, clem, disilluisioned me
cease: i liked the coasters so much i put my sangria on them
Principalpoop: look at charlie brown, bald fat and pathetic, he has been in his forties for years
Bunnyboy: cat: Unless Billy Crystal is a ventriloquist, no. Billy walked Sid out onstage, and held onto his right arm.
cease: he did write Merry Christmas Baby though
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Didn't really get into pop music until the early 60's. Motown before Beatles.
Dexter Fong: Cat: lol fairly obscure
Principalpoop: pussy cat pussy cat
llanwydd: what's new pussycat
cease: i thought youd like that, dex
Bunnyboy: Now that I think about it, I think I latched onto Firesign before I actually had much exposure to pop and rock music.
Principalpoop: don't mention burt backattack near cat
cease: you are younger than normal people, bun
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Particular album, Bun?
Dexter Fong: but still a wiseass beyond your years
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Who you callin' normal, Cat?
Bunnyboy: (sings) Whenever I wake up, before I put on my makeup...
Bunnyboy: (sings) I grab my little VOODOO DOLL!
cease: calvin coolidge
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Ah, Petula, Dionne, Dusty...
Dexter Fong: You're secretely Clark Kent?
Principalpoop: ahhh dionne warnicke
cease: we must return to normlcy
Bunnyboy: (sings, stabs doll repeatedly) FOREVER! and EVER!!!...
Dexter Fong: Calvin Cooledge and Thomas Hoobes
llanwydd: warnicke. She must have been a look alike or something
Dexter Fong: Hobbes
ah,clem: one less egg to fry
Principalpoop: I knew Norman Normal, you are no Norman Normal
Bunnyboy: Tween: WHO ARE YOU done me in.
llanwydd: still getting used to this damn msntv2. I doesn't chat like webtv
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Can you excorcise a warnicke?
Bambi: definition of normal: conforming with or constituting a norm or standard or level or type or social norm; not abnormal; "serve wine at normal room temperature"; "normal diplomatic relations"; "normal working hours"; "normal word order"; "normal curiosity"; "the normal course of events" ... how enlightening NOT.
Principalpoop: steady bunny, and stop watch psycho so often maybe
Bunnyboy: CSN, Pink Floyd and Traffic were other early ear ticklers.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Don't know, Bun... Who's Next?
Hemlock Stones: seems i dont qualify for Normal then Bambi
Bunnyboy: Yes, Who's Next, you bet.
cease: yes that would have been the era of the firesign's first shining
Principalpoop: that is normal bambi
ah,clem: abynormal
Bunnyboy: I was a huge Who freak. Still am, to some extent.
Principalpoop: who?
Bunnyboy: Didja know they're going back on tour? Again?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Love Stills. His new album "Man Alive" is fantastic. Saw his band Manassas in MD twice. One of my all-time favorite live bands.
Principalpoop: ahhh yes
cease: baba orielly is one of the best tests of headphone ever
Bunnyboy: Dates in Spain in May.
Bambi: I don't think ANYBODY conforms to being normal, Stones.
llanwydd: I don't think the social aspect comes into the definition
Principalpoop: guess who I like
cease: ike?
Honey Sanchez: who
Hemlock Stones: thats reassuring Bambi
cease: how are you tonight, honey?
Principalpoop: yes and yes
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I you like Prog Rock, try this guy's new album: http://www.arcangel-cannata.com
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: American Woman...
cease: still bees and spidery?
Principalpoop: hello?
Honey Sanchez: better, thanks cease
Dexter Fong: Stet
ah,clem: guess who
cease: she's taking care of business
llanwydd: I knew a guy named cannata
Principalpoop: chat stalled
Porgie: .
Bunnyboy: Who's on first, Guess Who's on second, and the third act?
cease: much better? somewhat better? not as bad?
Principalpoop: usa calling mr floyd, are we reaching?
Dexter Fong: Stet
llanwydd: my screen has suddenly gone black
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Jeff Cannata
Porgie: Head lines Tony Orlando Dawns
Bunnyboy: Yes?
Bunnyboy: That's right!
cease: then it better not try to vote in florida
Principalpoop: the beatles?
Bunnyboy: Credibilty Gap riff, there.
llanwydd: I don't know what the hell happened
Dexter Fong: I just got refused..reloaded without problem
cease: by the lifght of the silvery beatles
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Fantastic keyboard player. Very Yes-like. Also more than a bit political about the middle-east.
Porgie: did ther lights go oyut?
ah,clem: you are on the dark side of the moon, PP
Principalpoop: still slow
Bunnyboy: Jon Anderson is singing solo at Benaroya Hall (home of the Seattle Symphony) on Monday.
Porgie: Did you miss everything?
llanwydd: I'm going to log out and come back in. Something really weird is going on with this screen
cease: yes. what a mess
Principalpoop: I got off at clarksdale
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Wow, Bun. He's amazing. Toltec is beautiful work. Love the production.
Principalpoop: super cool bunny
ah,clem: and what's a miss?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I got off at Centerville, and Rod was waiting ;)
Principalpoop: a miss is as good as a mile to a camel
Hemlock Stones: its as good as a mile Clem
Hemlock Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: I got off on Vergennes
Principalpoop: great minds think alike
Bunnyboy: Sometime in the next month or two, the 1984 Yes tour will be back on video.
Dexter Fong: still do
Bunnyboy: I saw that tour.
Hemlock Stones: or maybe drink alike PP
llanwydd: I'm back. Seems to be back to normal. Not in the social sense
Principalpoop: where was I in 1984? ahhh, didn't see it
Principalpoop: I saw in the round
Bunnyboy: Also saw the Pretenders that year.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Two time a new Yes album surprised me - Going for the One, and 90125. Who issss this?
llanwydd: I went to England in 1984
Hemlock Stones: brb
Bambi: http://www.famous-proverbs.com/17th_Century_Proverbs.htm
Principalpoop: ok stones
Bunnyboy: Yes, that's it. 90125 Live.
Dexter Fong: I went to Radio Prism
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Blair went to Washington in 1984
llanwydd: so now the topic is Yes? That's something I know
Dexter Fong: Yes?
Dexter Fong: I mean Yes!!
Principalpoop: it is easier to raise the devil than to lay him. what does that mean?
Bunnyboy: I saw Robert Crumb, in a rare lecture, round about 1984. He autographed my Fritz the Cat trade paperback.
Honey Sanchez: wow
Principalpoop: wakeman is god
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Have only seen Yes live with Moraz. 3x on the Relayer tour.
llanwydd: saw wakeman twice. never saw moraz
Bunnyboy: There's a special edition of CRUMB coming out on DVD shortly. Commentary by Roger Ebert and Terry Zwigoff.
Bambi: thankfully we weren't anywhere near Winston in 1984
Principalpoop: the other times I saw them I was, well, heavily drugged
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Wakeman is astounding.
Principalpoop: I think they were with Jeff Beck, moraz had a sore toe
cease: i liked his comics alot more than the flick
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Listent to Merlyn the Magician in quadrophonic.
ah,clem: wakeman did a great rendition of "journey to the center of the earth" love that record
Bunnyboy: Fox is releasing VALLEY OF THE DOLLS and (*drum roll*) BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS in June.
cease: unlike americna splendour which is better than his comics
Hemlock Stones: back again
llanwydd: there was someone spreading a rumour on progressiveears.com recently that Wakeman is Jewish. It led to a big argument
Honey Sanchez: wb
Principalpoop: wb stones, honey was getting anxious
Hemlock Stones: ty
Dexter Fong: Turn around
Honey Sanchez: yes journey to the center of the earth was awesome i had that lp
Bunnyboy: Speaking of Who sidelines, I just noticed that MCVICAR is on Sundance Channel late tonite. Always wanted to see that one.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: The prophesy has been fulfilled!
Bambi: can't wait to miss that Bunny lol
Principalpoop: and your a young man going out the door
Bunnyboy: Soundtrack by Rod Argent.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Brannigan. Sorry she's gone...
Dexter Fong: Bunny: MC Vicar is a religious rapper?
Bunnyboy: Bambi: You never saw BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Argent? Haven't head that name in a while...
Principalpoop: john wayne in england, attacked by a white jaguar?
Bambi: read the book Valley of the Dolls ... they really watered it down in the movie
Merlyn: McVicar, the fast preacher
Bambi: don't think I saw BEYOND ...
Bunnyboy: llan: Wakeman has some very funny anecdotes in the movie MOOG.
Principalpoop: mcdonals is a cult, I knew it!
Principalpoop: mcdonalds even
Hemlock Stones: McVicar, is that another burger joint ?
llanwydd: McVicar sounds like a drive-through rectory or something
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: TX bumper sticker: God Bless John Wayne
Bunnyboy: From what I understand, the real McVicar was British Public Enemy Number One, at one time.
Bunnyboy: Erhm...he got better!
Principalpoop: god knows his real name is marion
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Another TX bumper sticker: Practice Compassionate Impeachment
Dexter Fong: Sorry, McVicar has a SUV stuck in his rectumry
Hemlock Stones: Yes he was Bunny
Bambi: The Duke!
Principalpoop: another inyurendo fong?
Merlyn: who was private enemy #1?
Hemlock Stones: he was one of the great train robbers i seem to remember
Dexter Fong: Pp:Que? Why?
llanwydd: good one merlyn
Bunnyboy: BEYOND is the first of Russ Meyer's only 2 "studio" films (Fox, to their chagrin). The second was the film adaptation of THE SEVEN MINUTES.
Principalpoop: jimmy cagney
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Honey Sanchez: didnt russ meyer do the stewardesses?
Principalpoop: why what? oh, the cheese log is ready
Bunnyboy: BEYOND was co-written by Roger Ebert, and is quite the trip.
Dexter Fong: Pp; Pull it up outta the bubblewrap before it gets sent UPS
llanwydd: I'm taping "Svengali" on TCM tonight. Really old films excite me somehow
Hemlock Stones: what did he do to them Honey ?
Bunnyboy: To quote the film: "This is my happening, and it freaks me out!"
Honey Sanchez: ummmmm made a cheesy movie about them i believe
Dexter Fong: Hem: YOu know about the mile-high club?
||||||||| klokwkdog waltzes in at 11:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: llan: With good reason. Barrymore is quite spooky in that one.
Dexter Fong: Wlating Klok, hey
llanwydd: howdy klok!
klokwkdog: hi everyone
Bambi: old films are great
Principalpoop: klik radio voice klok
Hemlock Stones: yes Dex but not been that high since 67
Dexter Fong: Waltzing
Bunnyboy: Honey: Nope, no STEWARDESSES.
Principalpoop: bubblewrap? another sleeve job...
Honey Sanchez: hi klok
Bambi: hey Klok!
Dexter Fong: Hem: Than you owe a lotta back dues
klokwkdog: i'm pretty sick; just popped in to say hi. some kind of stomach flu, at least that's what it is now
Honey Sanchez: ok bb someone did em
llanwydd: haven't seen it bb. Really looking forward to it
Bunnyboy: VIXENS, and SUPERVIXENS, and BENEATH THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRAVIXENS, though.
cease: hi klok
cease: et better soon
Dexter Fong: Sorry to hear that Klok
Principalpoop: svengali, is that the movie with the cross-eyed lion?
ah,clem: get better Klok
Principalpoop: feel better soon klok
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Digging up bones again, Klok?
Dexter Fong: Vergennes is located beneath the VALLEY OF THE ULTRAVIXENS
Bambi: http://www.milehighclub.com/
Honey Sanchez: no fun, klok get better soon
llanwydd: I think not, pp
klokwkdog: yeah, thanks Dex. And with that, I'm going to run back under the covers. Shivering like mad in normal temps I can handle :-(
klokwkdog: thanks everyone and I'm away again, sorry
Principalpoop: keep warm, plenty of fluids, sleep
Bambi: hope you feel better real soon Klok!
klokwkdog: yep
cease: by klok
||||||||| "11:05 PM? I'm late!" exclaims klokwkdog, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Be well, Klok...
Bunnyboy: Watching the German archival restoration of METROPOLIS from a few years ago is a religious experience. There are sequences in that that are so beautiful, they look like they were filmed yesteday, instead of 80 years ago.
Dexter Fong: Get better Klok
Hemlock Stones: -and soon Klok
Bunnyboy: oops yesterday
Bunnyboy: nite klok
llanwydd: yeah, plenty of rest, klok. Sleep through it if you can
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Metropolis was remastered with music from Jon Anderson, wasn't it? Vangelis?
Principalpoop: all my troubles seemed so far away
llanwydd: Interesting, bb. Is it restored?
Principalpoop: vengennes not vangelis
cease: yes i saw it in a theatre, bun
Hemlock Stones: i think that BBC radio four are doing Metropolis this weekend
Dexter Fong: Pp: Didn't know you spike Latin
Dexter Fong: spoke
Principalpoop: it is not true honey, don't believe him
Bunnyboy: llan: It's the closest thing to a full restoration. As with many films (including some that are not nearly so old), there are elements that no longer exist.
llanwydd: tweens comment about Anderson reminded me of "The Phantom of the Opera" with a background score by Rick Wakeman. Anybody have that one?
Principalpoop: oops spoke, free wheeling with words there fong
Bunnyboy: GREED pops to mind.
Dexter Fong: No spica da spoke
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: If anybody could do it, it'd be Wakeman.
llanwydd: It's very good actually. It has the color scene restored as well
Bambi: Wolks Bear?
Honey Sanchez: i know PP you will always give me the straight poop
cease: does firefox have a phantom too?
Principalpoop: hehe sure hehe
Dexter Fong: Wakeman Wakeman He's our man....He's Jewish
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Flaco Jimenez at The Broken Spoke? Don't know that it couldn't happen :)
Principalpoop: so was jesus christ
llanwydd: with that straight shiny hair. I have serious doubts
Bunnyboy: And GREED is due for release, this year or next. Not sure if it's the 2 + hour cut, or the 4 hour "reconstruction" from a few years back.
Hemlock Stones: 21:00
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Porgie - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Must go park the car..bye and later..as usual
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Not to my knowledge, though...
Hemlock Stones: oops
llanwydd: poor porge
Principalpoop: jaundice, I dated her and her sister ivory dice
Bunnyboy: There is a second LON CHANEY collection on it's way in a few months, including both versions of THE UNHOLY THREE.
Principalpoop: hail rita fong
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Honey Sanchez: adios dex
Hemlock Stones: Metropolis is being broadcast by BBC radio four and on stream at 21.00 gmt tomorrow, Friday by the way
cease: bun did you se V flick?
cease: people i know who know nothing of the graph novel seem to love it
Principalpoop: but I can type here
cease: ill wait for the dvd
llanwydd: some marlon sanders idiot has been sending me spam for days
Bunnyboy: lull
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: These guys were seriously in astrospace... LOL
Bunnyboy: oops
||||||||| Bunnyboy dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bunnyboy?! It's 11:13 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bunnyboy in through the front door at 11:13 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Grid Bless KPFK.
Principalpoop: back
Principalpoop: maybe
Principalpoop: yes :)
Principalpoop: barefooting
Bunnyboy: cat: Naw, I was supposed to see V last weekend, but my movie pal was otherwise engaged. Hope to catch it this weekend.
Bunnyboy: I gotta go feed that wife of mine. Take care, y'all!
Principalpoop: they made a movie of pynchons book? super cool
Honey Sanchez: bye bb take care
Principalpoop: have a super week bb
Bambi: night Bunny!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Bye, Bun..
cease: gee, isnt that wife fed yet?
llanwydd: your wife is a fed!?
Principalpoop: I think they have wife food on sale this week at wal-mart
Bunnyboy: No, son...ERMPH!...and she won't be! Unless I can pull myself away...in time...AAHh!
Bambi: V for Vendetta or V the 1983 movie?
cease: or the old pyuncheon novel?
Bunnyboy: "It's so TASTY, too!"
||||||||| Around 11:17 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
Principalpoop: just add water and food
cease: tasty for 2?
Principalpoop: I was teasing, it is not the novel
llanwydd: the Vendetta trailer looks pretty cool
cease: not even a good short story
cease: i hear right wingers attacking it. it must be good
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Just what the American public needs - shop Wal-Mart for your spouse. Genetically modified by Ralph Spoilsport for your individual tastes...
cease: plain vanillla, with chocolate soul, please
Principalpoop: easy shopping, wife food in the aisle next to husband food
Honey Sanchez: across from baby food
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Let me introduce you to our Dusty Springfirld model...
Principalpoop: DF died of DF, strange but true
Principalpoop: oops DF DF DF, died from lol
Bambi: lol
cease: lol
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Dusty died of breast cancer. Things to fix...
cease: or someone like him
Principalpoop: dusty was a man or woman?
Honey Sanchez: woman
Principalpoop: related to pigpen on charlie brown?
ah,clem: ...
llanwydd: not quite that dusty
cease: tha image is positively krassneresque, poop
Principalpoop: oops ok I always confused her with petunia clark
cease: snl did a funnything with pig pen and charlie bronw when shultz died
llanwydd: DS was English, wasn't she?
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Dusty's "A Very Fine Love" is excellent.
cease: hey springhead
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Yep, LL. Got her an American accent.
Bambi: petula :-)
Principalpoop: don't be petulent
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I water my petulas every day ;)
llanwydd: this is a flip flop, springfield
Principalpoop: which one sang downtown?
cease: pet songs
cease: moo, oink
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: 4 legs are better!
cease: buffalo
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: A brand new mew...
Principalpoop: bahh bahhh
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Hendrix playing MS blues. The English are pretty good ;)
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Clapton. What more need one say?
Principalpoop: I saw he was discovered by keith richards girlfriend, or keiths, a girlfiend anyway
Bambi: Petula Clark sang Downtown
Principalpoop: you are wonderful bambi, thanks
Principalpoop: a fun song :D
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: She did indeed. One of my favorites when I was 8 years old.
ah,clem: good ole petunia
Bambi: yes, it is a fun song ... you are very welcome :-)
Principalpoop: and the girl from to sir with love, that was a scandal movie at the time
llanwydd: petunia clark. lol
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Amazing what people did with 4 tracks. Sgt. Pepper's. George Martin was (and I dare say still is) a freakin' genius.
llanwydd: reminds me of petunia pig
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Excellent movie.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Oink.
Honey Sanchez: oh poop that was lulu
Principalpoop: yes, the beatles were not just fluff
cease: i thoguht we lost the war with the pigs
llanwydd: excellent movie? which one
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: To Sir With Love
Principalpoop: ahhh lulu, I saw her on absolutely fabulous, she looked better older
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Poitier rocks.
cease: Lu Lu
Honey Sanchez: sidney potier
Principalpoop: the war with the cows is over, the pigs fight on
Bambi: porkie's girlpig friend
cease: indeed
llanwydd: haven't seen it yet. just a matter of time
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: You are now at war with Turkmenistan.
llanwydd: I've only seen lulu on Monty Python
Principalpoop: I don't remember a bad sidney potier movie
llanwydd: actually she appeared with Ringo Starr and the "It's" man.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner - YIKES!! Tracy/Hepburn
Principalpoop: with tony curtis, shocking in that culture
llanwydd: I liked him best as Virgil Tibbs
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Wat they call ya boy? They call me NICK Danger....
Principalpoop: damn my brain, who was the sheriff there, super actor too
Bambi: http://www.thegoldenyears.org/poitier.html <-- great movies
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: On the waterfront.
Bambi: Regnad Kcin
cease: rod steiger
llanwydd: never cared for rod steiger
cease: who you calin boy?
Honey Sanchez: he was the illustrated man
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I've gotten over telling people that I belong to the AARP ;)
Honey Sanchez: or something like that
cease: but cone stieger dleighte your eyes?
Principalpoop: I like his acting
llanwydd: I know honey. I liked the book a million times better
cease: if we had one in canada, i would join next month
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: A consumate American actor, Steiger. I disagree.
cease: yes bradbury has nefver been well filmed. niether has pk dick
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: He may be missing an M, of course...
Honey Sanchez: ya book better
Principalpoop: they were playing love child by diana ross in the grocery store the other day
Bambi: Ray Bradbury is great!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Ray Badberries? (Serling joke)
cease: if not for bradbuyr, no HOw Time Flys
llanwydd: I bought the book when I was in about 5th grade and I was hooked on Bradbury for years
Principalpoop: something wicked this way comes was a super movie, what was the movie name?
Bambi: me too llanwydd ... still hooked lol
cease: i don tknow if i saw it
cease: ctsauly i ve liked most of his flicks and raido shows. just not as much as the books
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Tom Swift and his Electric Cohort
Principalpoop: I liked do robots dream of electric sheep, not the same as the book but well made
Bambi: Witches of Eastwick?
llanwydd: martian chronicles is fantastic as well
cease: blade runner was great even pk dick thoguht so. but it want anywhere near the book
Honey Sanchez: yup same here also a heinleinhead here
Bambi: or maybe Needful Things lol
Principalpoop: right, bladerunner
cease: andoirds was the best book about relightionive ever read
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: iRobot - your security friend from Nihon (not kidding what Japan is doing with robots, eh Cat ?)
cease: a characteristic of all dicks work
cease: ou cant reallyu do that in film
Hemlock Stones :
llanwydd: haven't read much asimov but I liked foundation quite a lot
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Cheney works? That's news ;)
cease: whjere there's smoke, there's Cheney
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Haven't read Heinlein or Assimov since the 60's.
cease: yeah i got into the mwhen i was in jr high
Principalpoop: asimov seems contrived to me now, maybe he is for younger geeks
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: asimov
cease: clarke ellison, ballard
cease: lots of goodies
Bambi: asimov was way ahead of his time
Principalpoop: mark timmmmme
Hemlock Stones: How a bout a film version of Arthur C Clarks "Childhoods End " ?
cease: i thkn sf of the era was written for adolescent boys
Principalpoop: yes, still relevant
llanwydd: I've read some clarke. Liked "Childhood's End" a great deal
cease: no no hemlock
cease: leave the great book in piece
cease: one of the best things i ever read was leguin's earthsea trilogy.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I like 2010 even better than 2001, and 2001 was unbelieveable for its time.
Hemlock Stones: ok fair comment cease
Principalpoop: crystal singer is one of my favorites
Bambi: arthur c clark is great
cease: he recent flick of it was so bad,it was unbelievalbe how far one can get from any story and still use its name
Hemlock Stones: quite a few classic books never recovered from Hollywood
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: And now, for the Firesign Sci-Fi hour :=)
Bambi: crystal singer is a great book by Anne MacCaffrey
cease: maybe clarke could write and sperviset the lifkc and it wojld work'id just hate to see it done by someone else
Honey Sanchez: that would be excellent if it could be done right, in fact i am reading childhoods end again...i had to do something in the hospital besides beg for morphine
cease: too badf pkdick never made one of his stories as flick but he was por almost until his death
Principalpoop: yes bambi, and the sequel too
Bambi: earthsea trilogy also another great set
||||||||| Donk7 steals in around 11:43 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
cease: yes i read thsa tlong ago, bambi
Hemlock Stones: Roman Polanski maybe
||||||||| Catherwood ushers boney in through the front door at 11:43 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: used to read a lota of sf in 60s/70s, not much since then though
Principalpoop: hello donk
llanwydd: hey donk!
Donk7: hey P Poop
cease: hi bone
llanwydd: howdy bone!
Honey Sanchez: lo bone
cease: did you read her newer additions to the trilogy, babmi?
Principalpoop: hey boney
Bambi: yes, both Crystal Singer and the sequel I have here
cease: donk
Honey Sanchez: hi donk
boney: Dr Jawn, are you here in the chat room?
Bambi: as well as all the Pern books
Principalpoop: there are more? cool
Donk7: Hey LLANWdd that's way too hard to type
Principalpoop: sure pern :)
cease: ive never read anything by leguin i disliked
Bambi: or about 6 or 8 of them anyway
Honey Sanchez: her dragonrider series were very good yeah
Donk7: hey cease and all
Principalpoop: llan works fine donk
llanwydd: No but poke around and you can probably find somebody just as good
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Whaaaat?
boney: I wanted to buy Dr Jawn a virtual beer.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Between U and US?
Donk7: cool
Hemlock Stones: anyone read the early books of Fredrik Pohl ?
Bambi: always enjoy MacCaffrey's books
Principalpoop: yes stones, it has been a while
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: What's his lifeline, Stones?
cease: i read a lot of sf long ago, hemlock
Bambi: Did anyone ever read The Ship that Sang?
cease: i remember phol
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Still around?
Honey Sanchez: years ago, hem
boney: Dig my impersonation of Phil Austin. "I'm hungry. BRB."
Bambi: hey Donk7!
Hemlock Stones: me too cease, from age 11 i read little else
||||||||| "Hey boney!" ... boney turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:47 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Donk7: not here, Hemlock
cease: lol bone
Principalpoop: hehe boney hehe
llanwydd: There was a guy in my hometown named Frederick Pohl. I saw his name in the phone book. But I don't know if he was the same one
Merlyn: some of his berserker stories, stones
Bambi: hey Boney
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I made glue out of elsie.
llanwydd: and if that doesn't work use something elsie
Hemlock Stones: The Wizards of Pung Corner and The man who ate the World i particularly remember, yars ahaed of their time and truly prophetic
Principalpoop: smoking and drinking used to be allowed in the college library, I spent one summer school summer in a rolling chair next to the sci-fi collection, ahhh heaven
Hemlock Stones: sounds good to me PP
Merlyn: oops that was saberhagen, tho pohl wrote some berserker stories I think
cease: merl you probly know more sf than any of us here
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Truly polyphonic. Not the Polymoog (divide-down circuitry).
llanwydd: I somehow can't picture anyone rolling a keg into the fiction section
Principalpoop: coffee not beer
Bambi: Edgar Rice Burroughs is good too
Hemlock Stones: who can recall the worst ever Sc Fi book they ever read ( all of L R Hubbards not included, as they are in a class of their own)
Principalpoop: I dated a librarian and her sister marian
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: I'm a Verne fan.
llanwydd: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. Boring and juvenile
Honey Sanchez ponders mmmmmmmm do androids dream of electric sheep
Hemlock Stones: Anto York Immortal, seem to have blocked the name of the "writer " from my mind
Principalpoop: linda nagata is a good author now, I wrote to an email address on the net to find her 3rd book, and she answered me, very nice and polite
Hemlock Stones: never read anything quite as bad as that
Principalpoop: I have enough trouble remembering the good ones
Bambi: I haven't read any bad SciFi books ... I research them first before I read them LOL
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: First run in D.C. (Bethesda) "Master Of The World" w/Vincent Price & Charles Bronson.
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: That because... he write her!
Hemlock Stones: that sounds like a contender , Tween
Principalpoop: did that have a chess set on the cover llan?
Hemlock Stones: he responsible he create everything !
llanwydd: don't even remember, pp. I only remember it was a paperback
Hemlock Stones: a friend of mine reckons its time for a film version of some of Castendas work
Principalpoop: ok, the one I was thinking of was sad also
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Humpperback, write her....
Principalpoop: your friend is dreaming stones
Honey Sanchez: what hump?
llanwydd: cinema is not quite the idea with casteneda
Principalpoop: tell him to look at his hands
Hemlock Stones: maybe but it could be fun
Bambi: Have read some good Robert Silverberg too
Honey Sanchez: ah lucidity,PP
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Which side?
llanwydd: could be interesting in some kind of multimedia though
cease: i love silverburg
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: 2D wouldn't work, LL;)
cease: valentine books, lots of others
Hemlock Stones: maybe a Casteneda Pop Up book !
Honey Sanchez: adventures of don juan don genaro and carlos coming to x box soon
cease: where it belongs, honey
Principalpoop: yes silverburg, niven, pournelle, all those guys
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: That actually works, realizing that you're dreaming and taking control.
Bambi: Silverberg very prolific too ... want to read more of his
ah,clem: silverburg won't go over pork chop hill....
Principalpoop: it ain't kosher sarge
llanwydd: don't know what to make of casteneda. took him quite seriously when I was a kid
Hemlock Stones: they are frying bacon again
cease: i remmber when castanade first came out, a review in harp[ers pointed out that in the cultures castanada claimed to speak for, the ultimatre value was commuincatio with others, not isolation from them
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Adam and Eve didn't talk about no hybrid cars. In fact, they drove an Excursion...
cease: carlos the pretend indian.
cease: hi yo silver, gold, platinum
Hemlock Stones: I found him great reading on a long winter night though someone from NM might see it differently
cease: that was the indian
Honey Sanchez drags LL to a muddy arroyo filled with water like fluid
Hemlock Stones: whether any of it was true or false didnt seem to matter that much
cease: thats why the firesing riffed off castanada in eykiw
Honey Sanchez: true hemlock
Principalpoop: it was fun reading, and then any coincidence you encountered was even more fun to find
llanwydd: don brouhaha!
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: Follow the snake... Ha, ha, ha....
Hemlock Stones: ha ha ha
cease: everyone's gonna be out here dressing like indian and living like indians and..uh, got any payote?
Principalpoop: caw caw
Hemlock Stones: i do know what its like to turn into a crow and did so before i read Carlos
LeftRev.Tweenstormer: You have to pay if you're a wiley coyote...
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk7 - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: turn turn turn again
llanwydd: percy's song?
cease: the only tune that my guitar would play
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
cease: as oh the cruel, the rain and the wind
Principalpoop: talking about the corporate state? what year is this?
cease: 1970
Principalpoop: percivil clarke?
Honey Sanchez pokes catherwood stop snoring!
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Honey Sanchez and inquires "Someone mention my name?"
Principalpoop: ahead of their time again
cease: sometwhre i have arlo on piano singing percy's song, from a tv show
Hemlock Stones: yes
ah,clem: the butler is more ahead of his time than last week
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong in through the front door at 12:02 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Principalpoop: C is moody tonight
llanwydd: welcome back dex!
Honey Sanchez: wb dex
cease: got you r car moved, dex?
Principalpoop: ahh wb fong
Principalpoop: did rita look fondly on you?
Hemlock Stones: WB Dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: Nope couldn't find a space..have to take care of it in the morning
ah,clem: catherwood, please bring me some good dope
||||||||| Catherwood gives ah,clem some good dope.
Principalpoop: drat
cease: you wont get towewd awqay?
Principalpoop: ahhh catherwood loosened up
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Principalpoop and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Principalpoop!"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, go park my car
||||||||| Catherwood parks Dexter Fong's car.
Dexter Fong: Hooray!!
ah,clem passes it around
Hemlock Stones: Ty Clem
Honey Sanchez: ummmmmm hmmmmmmmm thanks, dude
Dexter Fong: Groovy
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tween in through the front door at 12:05 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Tween: OS 9 crashed. Sorry.
llanwydd: tweeny
Hemlock Stones: WB Tween
Principalpoop: I forgot how to breath
llanwydd: tweeny's been streamlined
Principalpoop: wb tween
Merlyn: ouch
cease: lost som eweight, tween?
Principalpoop: was the rocky horror picture show a book before it was, well, the movie?
ah,clem: it's cool, it's free, just ask the butler
Bambi: wb Tweeny
Hemlock Stones: it says in my Bible that 0S 9 shalt not crash, Tween
Tween: Dim out the Reverend, Merlyn...
Dexter Fong: Gates 3:9 Version 3
Hemlock Stones: Book of Jobbs
Dexter Fong: lol Hem
Tween: The geeks shall inherit the Earth...
Honey Sanchez: amen
Dexter Fong: ..and make it more difficult for us all
Principalpoop: let us now ctrl-alt-delete
Tween: OS X doesn't. Tweeny heart UNIX. Use OS 9 for old apps.
llanwydd: well, I'm heading out. See you next week if I get out of bed in time.
Hemlock Stones: one imagines God might need to turn off reality and then turn it on again !
Honey Sanchez: have a good week ll
Tween: Bye, LL...
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Bambi: three finger salute
Principalpoop: best of luck llan ciao
cease: ah the gradnparents are getting tastier
Bambi: night llanwydd .. great to see ya
Honey Sanchez: reboot yeah
Tween: Reset the universe?
Principalpoop: what was the movie with yul brennan?
Hemlock Stones: yes then he presses Control Alt Create
Tween: Feeed.... your children well...
Honey Sanchez: lol
Principalpoop: buy children food at wal-mart
Tween: You bet, P...
Hemlock Stones: plenty of those new improved artificial values for sale at Wally World PP
Principalpoop: oops brenner, and brunner is a good sci-fi writer
Dexter Fong: David Brunner to block please
Principalpoop: pay us less and don't worry about the folks who make what we sell
Hemlock Stones: is that from the Book of Wally PP?
Dexter Fong: I thought WALLY DIED IN Viet Nam
Hemlock Stones: he was born again in Isle 3
Honey Sanchez: that was eddie haskell
Honey Sanchez: wait he died from an overdose nm
Principalpoop: back westworld, and I love any movie with richard benjamin in it
cease: this is funny
cease: i dislike benjamin but i loved that flick
cease: good sf
Tween: Radio station WASP - The Doors
Hemlock Stones: i thought he only died for Tax Purposes Honey
Principalpoop: commie pinko bastard
cease: break on through, to the other Door
Honey Sanchez: tax purposes kill us all in the end
cease: i thk richard benjamin could play gw bush
Tween: Are you ready to join the Other Side? Oh, noooo. I, mamn, am a dedicated Surrealist!!
Hemlock Stones: thow short planks and a brick could play GW cease
Principalpoop: the liberals laughed and mocked him
cease: lol hem
Hemlock Stones: but he knew not ...
Tween: To krill a mockingbyrd...
Honey Sanchez: true nuff
cease: i was junk thinking of benjamin's smirk
Principalpoop: forest gump is the archtype
cease: thats a whale of a good tale, tween
Tween: Life is like a hollywood bowl of chocolates...
cease: dr., archtype, wanted in virtual surgery
Tween: They call me flipper, flipper...
Principalpoop: archie bunker type
Hemlock Stones: i think Tween is trying to tell us something
Honey Sanchez: faaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bambi: never know what you're gonna get
Tween: Something? Anything?
Principalpoop: what is it tween, bark twice if lassie is in trouble
Tween: It's on the ruff!!
Dexter Fong: Hust Folks material
Dexter Fong: Just
Hemlock Stones: the kids are trapped in the old mine but i am but a Dolphin so you will have to go alone
Principalpoop: when laura said they were going to the center of the earth to see if it was cherry or chocolate cream
Tween: Don't show me that breast of chicken, Dex ;)
Tween: I'll have to cover it up :)
Honey Sanchez pots up wakeman's journey to the center of the earth
Principalpoop: golly
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| LeftRev.Tweenstormer - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood pot us all up
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Tween: I do believe there are pictures of Wakeman with Heinekens next to his Minimoogs. Larry Fast proccessing instead of Leslies.
Tween: 6 mos jail & $2k fine in TX. I'm not Nelson ;)
cease: ok is that on one of the dear freinds 12 disc set?
Principalpoop: vanishing point was on the other night, I had never seen it, only saw the last half, not a fun movie
cease: ahve heard that before
Tween: They're dropping whistles again!
Dexter Fong: Cat: I believe not and clem said not
Principalpoop: duck, everybody duck
Dexter Fong: Cat: Portions were excerpted for Just Folks
cease: no punters girls
cease: i have that somewhere
Tween: I waouldn't want to take that car around a corner, P. Try the T/A.
ah,clem: ...
cease: i reallyu have to oist whats on all the hsows so its easy to find
ah,clem: this one was on the set of 12, the 2 prior ones were not
Dexter Fong: Oist away Cat
cease: this is so familiar
Principalpoop: I think the old guy in the dessert was the old general from white christmas
cease: list
Dexter Fong: Ah...thanks ah
Hemlock Stones: i tried that too , Cease but the lists get as long as the records
cease: i sent yo list of all mys tuff, eh, dex?
cease: i know i did to bambi and ah
cease: thought i cc'd you
Dexter Fong: Think so Cat
Tween: We are ready to impersonate French accents, because...
cease: at leasrt lists of skits. i owuld like to turn on computer and find out what firesing i have and where it is
Principalpoop: sounds like the theme music to emmanuel lol
Hemlock Stones: J'Taime (go for bucket of cold water )
Dexter Fong: This is the Natural Anthegm of Vergennes
Principalpoop: oh my
Tween: Really sorry Austin couldn't make it to Britian. He was missed. They boyz still did a really great show.
cease: they did indeed tween
Principalpoop: XXXX, for medicinial purporses only
Hemlock Stones: its hard to squeeze so much into a half hour show Tween
Honey Sanchez: medicinal porpoises?
Tween: P is a' romin' at heart...
Principalpoop: drug dolpins?
cease: krassner's tale of doing acid and haning with dolphins
cease: in ihs book
Tween: That's the impression I got, Stones... Maybe you'll ask them for a return engagement?
Principalpoop: what did he do with the dolphins? that is illegal in virginia
Dexter Fong: Were the dolphins smokin' sea weed?
cease: lily, the scientist trying tot talk to dolohins invited krassner to visit
Hemlock Stones: he had a Free Willy maybe PP
Tween: Endolphins. You get them when you swim...
cease: took acid, looked at dolphins. grokked, or whatever.
cease: i could dig doing that
Honey Sanchez: grokked in fullness with drugged dolphins
Tween: I diggerty doo?
cease: sea weed? have some jamaican
Principalpoop: a whole new meaning to Jaws
Dexter Fong: Try this North Coast Kelp
Hemlock Stones: sounds painful to me PP
cease: jawmin jawmin jawmin, jawmin in the name of the lord
Honey Sanchez: oooh boy
Tween: Hail Brittania, Brittania rules the waves of grass on the plains of CN...
Principalpoop: 100,000 krill can't be wrong
Bambi: great list of sifi authors and their books here: http://www.sfbooklist.co.uk/authorss.html
Hemlock Stones: Brittanie Waves the Rules
Dexter Fong: 100,000 krill can be breakfast though
Tween: Don't krill the wales......
Principalpoop: just canes for you stones?
Hemlock Stones: oooh you temptress you
Bambi: That's just the authors that start with S
Tween: The men won't need to go to the bathroom....
Principalpoop: shatner could not have really written all those, could he?
Honey Sanchez: lol
Honey Sanchez: he did sing many of them though
Bambi: yes, he did princep
Hemlock Stones: surely "Any" PP
cease: pooper, shatner, whats the dif
Principalpoop: well, he must have some sort of talent doing something
Hemlock Stones: hes doing ads in the UK now
cease: sam long sent me piece abut shatner today
cease: quite funny
cease: parody of a canadian beer commercial
Honey Sanchez: can never forget his version of Tambourine Man
Principalpoop: wild
Dexter Fong: Shattner has a major role on Boston Legal and he's quite marvelous, the writing is also
Principalpoop: I will have to try one
Hemlock Stones: i always found him to be reassuringly bland
cease: never seen it. is it worth warfdhing?
cease: onoy us dram i watch thats on kinda often i west wing
Dexter Fong: Cat: Depends on your taste in tv shows...it is a well written series though..James Spader and Candice Bergen are in it
cease: honey, but you mnust try
Honey Sanchez: im trying i really am, cease
cease: west wing is only us series i watfch that isnt animaition or john stewart or frontline or stuff like that
Principalpoop: that is indeed a disturbing audio image honey
Bambi: I enjoyed his Tek series actually (Shatner) .. at least the ones I've read
Tween: It's just like butter. I Promise. Things Wm Shatner regrets :)
cease: i love 6 fett under and someitme soparanos but we get them on dvd before we get them on tv
Principalpoop: I will try them
Bambi: kinda simplistic in descriptions but the story line was good
Tween: Grid these guys are good LOL
Dexter Fong: I love Mut'n SMUTT
Tween: Baaahhh
Hemlock Stones: Mut and Smutt is where you go when everyone else has run out
Principalpoop: ahhh christopher stasheff, have not thought of his books in years
Tween: Run out of haggas?
Hemlock Stones: i never had a run in with the haggas, Tween
Bambi: want to read some of Bob Shaw's books ... saw Terminal Velocity the movie, would like to read the book
Tween: English cooking. Yum...
Honey Sanchez: lol
Principalpoop: theodore sturgeon
Hemlock Stones: place veg in large pan and boil furiously for nine days
Principalpoop: heck, not many S I know lol
Bambi: Mutt and Smutt are great! Thanks Clem ... very enjoyable!
Tween: Nine!
Dexter Fong: Enjoyed them greatly..thanks Clem
Hemlock Stones: yes, nice one Clem
Tween: Grats, Clem & Bambi...
Principalpoop: thanks bambi and ahhhhh, clem
Honey Sanchez: thank YOU, clem :)
Honey Sanchez: u 2 Bambi :)
Dexter Fong: Night Ck=lem
Principalpoop: oops night root, be good ahhh toad away
Hemlock Stones: good night to all folks, see you next week i hope
Dexter Fong: ah...Clem
Hemlock Stones: and have a good one
Honey Sanchez: yes, adios to one and all be well
Principalpoop: thanks HS and everybody have a super week :D
cease: night hemlokck
Dexter Fong: Night Hem
Hemlock Stones: only another five days now and the veg will be boiled
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
Bambi: enjoyed talking with you all ... as always on thursday nights!
Principalpoop: ciao bebe
Hemlock Stones: i will save you some
Dexter Fong: Guess I'm out of here too
cease: see you agiwn, honoey
Dexter Fong: Night all, and Cat..please take care
Hemlock Stones: TTFN
cease: off we flit
Tween: Take care and be well, Virginia woman...
Honey Sanchez: kk guten nacht
cease: as oon as the lastr of us is splitk bergman will reappear, curse and retreat forever
cease: oona tunes
cease: yes de. docs will be consultred soonest
Hemlock Stones: chcks in again to see if Bergman is lurking somewhere
Tween: Proctor's got a great newsletter. Is everyone subscribed?
Tween: www.planetproctor.com
cease: planet proctor?
ah,clem: good night everyone!
cease: it used to come in mh email box and on alt.firesong has it migarted elsehwehre/
Tween: That and Krassner's Ironic Times e-newsletter are recommended.
Tween: Bye, Clem...
cease: clem
||||||||| "12:48 AM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| boney waltzes in at 12:49 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Tween: Bone...
cease: the tbones connected to the neck bone
boney: dem bones, elephant bones
cease: now hear the void of the lord
boney: Does anyone know Dr Jawn's chat handle? I'm assuming he has one.
cease: yes
cease: oh no he hasnt been here in years
cease: i don think
cease: hes on alt.ft all the time
boney: He took me to task for being pendantic about cojones in Mexico = nuts
cease: on alt ft?
cease: ues i saw that
boney: Yea, he said I was "tedious."
cease: as we heard in that dear friends with bergman arguing with proctor about the greenin of america aritlce
Tween: Pemex just discovered a new oil field off the MX coast. Bigger than anything they've had before. South AM will have something to say :)
cease: they have always been enemies of interepreation
boney: Let the nuts roll, Tween.
Tween: ACORN?
boney: Hitler had only one acorn.
Tween: That's an acronym.
cease: poor goebells has no tortillas at all
boney: What's so tedious about peace, love and cojones?
Tween: Ya can't build the USA on other peoples' poverty.
cease: no yo ucant build it without it
Tween: 3/5 of a Canadian LOL
cease: wheres my 40 frozen acres and a mule?
boney: cease will crow when the Canadian dollar is finally worth more than the U.S. dollar.
Tween: You have a bunch of minerals a trees to sell us?
Tween: I'll have nunavut...
Tween: Good for you guys, what you've done with natives.
Merlyn: just popping back to say bye, see you next wick
Merlyn: burning the candle at both ends
||||||||| At 12:59 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: ok merl
Tween: Bye Merl...
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
boney: He didn't give me the chance to thank him.
cease: who was tghat masked man?
Tween: Who was that masked man????
cease: off we go.
||||||||| Tween is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 1:00 AM.
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 1:00 AM train to Billville.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
boney: What?
||||||||| boney leaves at 1:01 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Outside, the 1:15 AM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
boney: What's so anal about letting the balls roll?
||||||||| boney runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's boney?! It's 1:16 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| It's 1:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
boney
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dexter Fong
Donk7
Elayne
Firebroiled
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
klokwkdog
LeftRev.Tweenstormer
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Porgie
Principalpoop
Tween
 URL References:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005NN9L/qid=1143167832/sr=8-11/ref=pd_bbs_11/103-3100234-1035869?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=3760901
http://www.arcangel-cannata.com
http://www.bararcade.net/rib.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/progs/listenagain.shtml
http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u
http://www.famous-proverbs.com/17th_Century_Proverbs.htm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/03/14/watch-the-scientology-epi_n_17269.html
http://www.milehighclub.com/
www.planetproctor.com
http://www.sfbooklist.co.uk/authorss.html
http://www.thegoldenyears.org/poitier.html


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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend
And, "The Home Team"