A Firesign Chat
02/02/2006




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 02, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:57 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Firebroiled: Now, as inevitable as dawn, the Sun,
arching on its axis, rises to meet the East
-- chariot-racing across the high noon desert sky,
only to plummit, like bald Icarus,
into the sensual, fermenting seas of the South Pacific.
And even now, yet, as scary night decends upon us,
we could appreciate the Wonders of Nature as stimulating as Man’s Own Triumphs! <
br> Let us pause . . .
Firebroiled: Let me restate that again to correct that extra angle bracket
Firebroiled: Now, as inevitable as dawn, the Sun,
arching on its axis, rises to meet the East
-- chariot-racing across the high noon desert sky,
only to plummit, like bald Icarus,
into the sensual, fermenting seas of the South Pacific.
And even now, yet, as scary night decends upon us,
we could appreciate the Wonders of Nature as stimulating as Man’s Own Triumphs!
br> Let us pause . . .
Firebroiled: oh,.. darn... oh well, you get hte picture!
||||||||| Firebroiled hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Firebroiled?! It's 8:59 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies gepeto into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 7:15 PM, then departs.
gepeto: hi pusys
||||||||| It's 7:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| gepeto - dead from the fiddlers
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 02, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:15 PM and ah,clem sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Merlyn: Hey clem
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies mark time in through the front door at 9:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
ah,clem: hey Merl
ah,clem: just getting topic set... BRB
mark time: hey guys...
||||||||| 9:18 PM: Mr.Roadkill jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Mr.Roadkill: Hey all...
Merlyn: hullo
||||||||| Bambi steals in around 9:19 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: new here, roadkill?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:19 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends!
Mr.Roadkill: Just another Armadillo in the middle of the road, Merl ;)
Merlyn: Hey cat, I think I'll finally get around to podcasting more of that hour hour show, lots on the 2nd CD
Mr.Roadkill: Hey Bambi...
Mr.Roadkill: Up on the iTunes Store, Merl?
cease: sounds like sctv
Bambi: Hey, Mr.Roadkill
Bambi: Hey Clem, Merlyn, mark time
Merlyn: indirectly; iTunes just looks at other people's podcasts. Though they've never picked up the logo I made of FT
cease: whats on cni tongiht?
Bambi: Hey Cat
cease: good, merl
Mr.Roadkill: So, were going to have a naval battle with you guys over the northern seas, cease?
Bambi: a piece to knock our socks off! I don't want my socks knocked off ... my feet will get cold ;-)
mark time: hey bambi
cease: not likely
cease: bozos?
Mr.Roadkill: Your new PM is an interesting fellow.
cease: thankfuly he'll have little power in a minority govt
Mr.Roadkill: The fact that you can call a "no confidence" vote is pretty cool. Sure wish we had something like that.
cease: wouldnt that be nicce
ah,clem: hey Cat
cease: hey ah
ah,clem: radio margaritavllle peice you sent tonight
Mr.Roadkill: RM's a great station.
Mr.Roadkill: Didn't relalize that Krassner & Bergman had worked together. Krassner's autobio is pretty intersting.
cease: youre reading it now?
cease: they had that kpfk show and then the stage show
Mr.Roadkill: Yeah, about 1/2 way through, cat.
Bambi: lol Clem
cease: krassne has been involved with several bergman projectss over the years
cease: though not recently i dont think
Mr.Roadkill: Pretty funny, eh Mark?
Merlyn: Speaking of Bergman, anyone know any of this?
Merlyn: It's for Maryedith's book on him and Firesign:
Merlyn: 1. Total Firesign record sales
Merlyn: 2. All the Websites that feature the Firesign or myself or both and/or sell our material.
Merlyn: 3. Famous fans of the Firesign.
Merlyn: 4. Where are our fan bases. If you were planning the book tour what would it look like.
Merlyn: 5. Who is a fan or an aficionado in the media.
Mr.Roadkill: Sorry, Merl, not me...
Mr.Roadkill: I suppose you could peruse the Firesign Ring on #2.
Bambi: well, I think those questions would take a collaboration effort lol
Merlyn: you're living it, Bambi
Mr.Roadkill: BTW, couldn't find the Firezine Productions listed in Doc's web site. His link is bad.
Bambi: lol
Mr.Roadkill: Kafka writes that play, Merl...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy disembarks at 9:35 PM.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Mr.Roadkill: Hey Bun...
Bambi: did you try lodestone Mr.RK?
Bambi: hey Bunny
cease: hi bun
cease: i think all the famous fans were on weridly cool already
Mr.Roadkill: Yeah, I visit often. Still trying to get an answer to the Pink Hotel problem from Bubba.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and doctec disembarks at 9:36 PM.
Bambi: Hey doc
doctec: whoa... what a rush
Mr.Roadkill: Yo, Doc...
Bunnyboy: Is this one of the California shows from the last tour? The one that was broadcast on Margaritaville?
doctec: evenin' all...
cease: yep
Mr.Roadkill: Yep, Bun.
Bambi: oh, lol ... hi Tweeny
cease: hey doc
Bunnyboy: hiya doc!
cease: i have my techie sitting next to me on the dell and its not you or lili
Merlyn: hay dock
Mr.Roadkill: Just a dead armadillo 'tween here and there...
Bunnyboy: cat: Let that techie go!
ah,clem: ...
||||||||| Elayne steals in around 9:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
cease: franny is listening to this as she tries to cure the dell
Mr.Roadkill: Hey, E...
cease: hi el
Bunnyboy: lo El
Elayne yawns.
cease: got car fixed?
Elayne: Sorry. Evenin' all.
Bambi: hi Elayne!
ah,clem: hi E and all
Elayne: No, car still in shop. More exhausted than ever. Not speak in fragments!
Elayne yawns again.
Elayne: Sorry.
Bunnyboy: Quick! Someone entertain Elaine! She's bored!
Mr.Roadkill: No apologies, E...
doctec: am i still on?
mark time: I seem to be fading...not fade away!
Elayne: No, Bunnyboy, not bored, just really really tired.
cease: firesign is on. how can we compete?
Elayne: I feel like I've been listening to a State of the Union Speech for the past two weeks...
Bunnyboy: On us, and ennui!
doctec: ah, there we go - missed a while screen's worth of text there
Merlyn: dance for elayne, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Merlyn and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Merlyn!"
Mr.Roadkill: The state of the disunion? Didn't bother...
Bunnyboy: It's not an Act, it's a PROGRAM!
Elayne: My goal is to stay awake long enough for a shower. I don't know if I'm going to be able to meet that goal.
Bunnyboy: Who needs that pesky Congress, anyway?
doctec: merl: fine job on the fst enron segment - just saw it before signing on tonight, we rented the dvd
Bambi: ah, some natural health bolstering tonic sounds like it would be in order in the morning after some sleep?
Bunnyboy: Ixnay on the Urveillancesay!
Merlyn: thanks doc, even though they used the one with the low-res picture of Bush
Merlyn: and they truncated it; they cut out the jokes about that one guy who committed suicide.
ah,clem: catherwood, do a dance for Elayne
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to ah,clem and mumbles "Did you need me?"
doctec: merl: it worked nonetheless
Mr.Roadkill: All this guy needs is a crown.
Mr.Roadkill: Or a clown suit. Can't figure out which.
doctec: and i can understand cutting that joke - based on seeing the documenary - sad story for sure
Bambi: Catherwood dance for Elayne
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bambi
Bunnyboy: Love the school lunch menus
ah,clem: `catherwood, give Elayne a dance
||||||||| Catherwood brings elayne a dance.
Bambi: lol
doctec: ...milk...
ah,clem: close enough
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'klokwkdog', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:43 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Mr.Roadkill: Ruff...
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toasted almond.
Bambi: hey Klok
Merlyn: and it got panned in the washington post (the Firesign segment):http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060118/ENT02/601180303/1034
klokwkdog: hello, folks
cease: hi klok
Bunnyboy: Didja all see Duh-bya when he signed off on the Addressy-poo, and sucked down his glass of water like it was gin, grinning all the while...
Elayne: Ouch! "Wannabe sopranos"? Are they referring to the HBO show or just castrati?
Mr.Roadkill: The WP has had their sense of humor surgically removed.
Merlyn: that WAS gin
Bunnyboy: "The State of the Union is BUFF! It's BUTCH! It's RIPPLING like an EEL!"
cease: goofballs?
Mr.Roadkill: Didn't know Groucho had taken acid w/Krassner. Talk about cool old guys.
cease: true for both of them
Mr.Roadkill: Sounds like the school lunch menu in TX. With catsup as the vegetable.
Mr.Roadkill: That was during the filming of Skidoo (which I have on library order) in 1968.
Mr.Roadkill: Soy creatures?
cease: i bought it. its surprisinhgly bad
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:49 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
doctec: my pc is acting up, i have to depart for a short while. back in 5.
Bambi: hi Dex
Dexter Fong: Evening Folks
Mr.Roadkill: Fongman...
cease: hi dex
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:49 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs doctec by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Mr.Roadkill: Hey, Doc...
cease: doc
Mr.Roadkill: Oops, he's gone...
||||||||| Dexter Fong leaves at 9:50 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Dexter Fong sashays in at 9:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Elayne: Hi Unca Dex!
Dexter Fong: Gotta leave to get CNI *and* chat
Bunnyboy: hiya Dex!
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
Bambi: ha!
Mr.Roadkill: This is a Tandy computer system, Dex?
Dexter Fong: and clem, Bambi (awake tonight) cat, Elyane!, klok, Merlyn, and Herr Autobahnen Todt
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Princepoop close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
Dexter Fong: Dandy Mr. R
Princepoop: howdy
Mr.Roadkill: Yo, P...
Bunnyboy: "So, the theatrical agent asks: 'What do you call the act?' "...
Bambi: Firefox 1.5.0.1 out today
Dexter Fong: Hey Pp
ah,clem: hi Dex
Bambi: hi Princep
Merlyn: My hard disk died, so now I'm limping along until I get new ones on monday
Bunnyboy: "And the guy says: 'It's not an ACT, it's a PROGRAM!'"
mark time: hey all....not fade away....
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I know, I've been celebrating all day =\
Mr.Roadkill: Thanks, Bambi. I'll give it a try and see if it still hangs...
Princepoop: ouch M
Bunnyboy: SFX: Cymbal crash, moo-can
Bambi: hope it works for ya Tweeny
Mr.Roadkill: My love is bigger than a cadillac...
klokwkdog: load that knoppix cd, Merlyn! ;-)
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:53 PM and late as usual, it's Hemlock Stones, just back from AOL."
Bunnyboy: hiya mark
Bunnyboy: hi Hemmie
Princepoop: good evening mister stones
Mr.Roadkill: Hey stones! What did the UK think of our Pres last night?
klokwkdog: yeah, Bambi, Firefox got all hot and bothered last night, wanted me to push in the update pronto
Elayne: Hello Mr Stones!
Bambi: hi Stones
Elayne: Here's my recommendation of the evening for everyone: http://www.freewayblogger.com/iraqomo.swf
Merlyn: didn't seem to lose anything though, all the files that I couldn't copy were system files
||||||||| "9:54 PM? 9:54 PM!!" says Catherwood, "doctec should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as doctec enters and sits on the couch.
Dexter Fong greets Hemlock with a Sailors Hello by created the sound effect of a gigantic splash registering 9.1 on the kleinhoffer Liquid Displacement Scale
Bambi: back from AOHell?
Hemlock Stones: ......no one comes back from AOL) Ah ! Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen
mark time: hey bunnyb
Mr.Roadkill: WB, Doc...
Bunnyboy: hi agin, doc
Bambi: wb Doc
Princepoop: what's up doc?
doctec: there, all better
Dexter Fong: High Doc
Hemlock Stones: (pour me a fresh cup of tea please Poxon
cease: hey doc hows lili?
doctec: my iron lung - er, firewire audio interface is working again
Dexter Fong: HS: One splash or two?
Mr.Roadkill: The new Fiore's not bad, either..
Hemlock Stones: just one please Dexter, i am trying to cut down
Bunnyboy: I'm sure y'all got your antivirus patches slapped on, in preparation for tomorrow's anticipated worm attack.
Princepoop: kleinhoffer? any relation to robert klein jimmy hoffa?
Dexter Fong: Pp: Not anymore
Elayne: Yeah, I just watched that as well, Mr. R. Getting caught up on my audiovisuals this evening.
Princepoop: ahhh anyless
klokwkdog: bunny -- is that like a reticulated worm?
ah,clem: ...
Elayne: All set here, Bunnyboy, Rob ran a virus check this afternoon and downloaded the patch.
doctec: she's doing pretty well all things considered. but she's at an impasse: what does she do with her life now? she's been having problems with that ever since she was laid off at openwave 3 yrs ago, and even after surviving breast cancer she still can't answer the question.
Dexter Fong: What FST is playing on CNI
Bambi: ah, yes ... Kama Sutra Worm
Bunnyboy: Klok: wazzat? Worm in a Bag?
Bambi: put something up about it on my newsletter site
Mr.Roadkill: Thanks for reminding, Bun. Probably won't affect Mac, but I like to keep the virus defs up to date.
Bambi: http://www.jim-fran.com/fcsnl/
doctec: even though antivirus scans have given my system a clean bill of health, i backed up my laptop drive today just as a precautionary measure.
Dexter Fong: *AHEM* What FST is this?
Bambi: it's margaritaville that Cat sent along :-)
Hemlock Stones: I had to shoot the spyware Sherrif only last week, it was very messy
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bambi
doctec: ...but did you kill the deputy?
Bambi: yes, SpySheriff is dastardly
Bunnyboy: Dex: California show, from the 2005 tour.
Hemlock Stones: came with a posse of 12 Trojans
Princepoop: cool
ah,clem: Frisco show, from 2 4 05, via radio margaritaville, tks to Cat
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bunny
Bunnyboy: Has it really been over a year? Wow...
Princepoop: a wreck in iraq yeppers
Bambi: yes and registry deputies too
cease: doc had my comuter set to record as we went out for dinner the night this was on
Bunnyboy: Over a year since the Seattle show, that is...
cease: good food, music, and we got this too
cease: yes thats right bun
Dexter Fong: You record comuters? We just ship em around
Bambi: kewl Cat
Mr.Roadkill: Speaking a wrecks, a tanker has run aground in Alaska. haven't heard anything yet about an oil spill, though.
Hemlock Stones: the registry deputies were in hiding of course Bambi
Dexter Fong: Doctor Beanbag?
Princepoop: I thought those pinko commuters had lost
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ah,clem: nice recording, Cat
Princepoop: yes it is
Dexter Fong: And kudos to Doc too
Bunnyboy: This was my favorite Austin piece in this show. Church of Me. Sweet.
Elayne: Catherwood's still 15 minutes fast...
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Elayne and queries "Would you like something?"
Elayne: Catherwood, fix your clock.
||||||||| Catherwood brings your clock.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, travel 15 minutes back in time
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:02 PM"
doctec: once bri and i get out coolective act together and get the firesign site moved to a new server, catherwood will with any luck keep better time.
||||||||| Catherwood brings the firesign site moved to a new server will with any luck keep better time.
ah,clem: one of the tracks will not play from cd, as there is a scratch, but sure I can get it to copy
Hemlock Stones: I am getting semi regular short cut drop outs, is that the recording or the stream, anyone know ?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get inside the grandfather clock and hit yourself over the head with this bottle of champagne
||||||||| Catherwood brings inside the grandfather clock and hit yourself over the head with this bottle of champagne.
Princepoop: bad root bad, no more catnip for you
cease: didyou getg my emaal about the server bil, doc?
cease: at am i suppopsed to do there?
Princepoop: the stream is streaming for me stones
doctec: "Catherwood brings inside the grandfather clock and hit yourself over the head with this bottle of champagne." - now THERE'S a wonderfully twisted sentence contruct
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:03 PM, on the dot!"
cease: your freiends service
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you're insane
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: CATHERWOOD, YOU'RE INSANE!!!]
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
doctec: cat: yes, sorry i haven't responded sooner. you should send new tide the check.
cease: i dont know if that is for birtsitee or seemreal.com
doctec: (i still need to send out mine...)
cease: ok will do doc
Princepoop: not insane, and not responsible
mark time: not fade away....
doctec: cat: the bill is for both sites. the "seemreal.com" site is parked at the "moniqueishikawa.com" domain
Princepoop: pay the lord
Dexter Fong: Nice timing MT
cease: oh right
Princepoop: mark time is walking the line
Hemlock Stones: tell that to the Islamists PP
Dexter Fong: HS: I too am getting those very momentary drop outs
Bunnyboy: If y'all ain't been "hipped" to it, there's a lovely site for knowledge nuts, and it's this:
Bunnyboy: www.mentalfloss.com
cease: youre gonna put the adbusters bit pic on the bitsite?
Hemlock Stones: i think it must be the stream DS
mark time: jus wanna be all here...cause I'm not all there...
Hemlock Stones: should read DF
Bunnyboy: There's also a bimonthly MENTAL FLOSS magazine, and 3 compendium books, with more on the way.
doctec: i may not be here next week, odds are i will be visiting my dad and other family members in illinois from friday next through the following wednesday. lili will be coming too.
Dexter Fong: HS: I suspect it's in the original download/recording...just a guess really
cease: good for lili
Hemlock Stones: otherwise its a good recording for sure
doctec: cat: yeah, i have to dig thru your past emails to figurte out just what needs to be done - which pics go where etc. hard to keep track of.
Bunnyboy: I'm reading the FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE book right now (not even PRESIDENT get in there!), and it's swell.
Princepoop: you are home and here and in the cni radio world, but you are not any place at all
Dexter Fong: Doc: Just keep your thumb on them
cease: let me know what you re-need from me on that score
Bambi: lol
Bunnyboy: MidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMidge
Princepoop: lillinois?
doctec: i've been spending the last week and a half learning php, on the assumption it will help in finding a job.
Dexter Fong: S'matter Bunny, insect problem?
Hemlock Stones: brb (goes to make tea)
Princepoop: cheerio hemlock
Dexter Fong: I thought they picked tea
Princepoop: the van dykes neighbor
mark time: doc, are php and asp related?
Bunnyboy: Dex: Midge is a LAWYER'S HOSPITAL character, PB on the CNI stream rite now.
doctec: cat: a refresher email clearly delineating what still needs to be done (which pics need to go where, and any special instructions associated with it) will help a lot.
klokwkdog: Dex - HS is omnipotent
Dexter Fong: php = PH POsitive
Bunnyboy: Dick Van Patten suffered a stroke recently, but he's OK.
Princepoop: no litmus tests here
cease: will do doc
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Yes =))
doctec: mark: asp = active server program (i.e. microsoft web program, costs money), php = hypertext pre-processor (open source, free to anyone)
klokwkdog: dt - so you've become a PHP user? Oh, the shame!
Dexter Fong: It's Bambi
Bunnyboy: You mean...to Bambi?
doctec: thanks cat
ah,clem: ...
doctec: klok: no ... php uses ME!
Princepoop: the masochist says 'hurt me' and the sadist says 'nooooooo'
Elayne: Oop, sorry, I'm fading. And so's my handle...
Bunnyboy: doc: How will you ever face the boys in Troop 12?
Mr.Roadkill: No DVD no ESP....
doctec: it's a more web-friendly programming language than perl, and at the same time it's more messy and less conceptually elegant
mark time: thanjks doc...
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Give the handle a crank
Bambi: yeah, those registry deputies for SpySheriff need perms changed for sure before you can do anything with them Stones ... irritating piece of crapware
Princepoop: ethiopia state police?
doctec: i guess there's tradeoffs no matter which path you take
Mr.Roadkill: LoL, P...
doctec: i keep hearing about how great ajax is - guess i'll have to learn python, xml and javascript for that (!?)
Elayne: I can't, Dex. The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.
Dexter Fong: Doc: I prefer Comet
Princepoop: I prefer comet to ajax
Dexter Fong: Me too P
Princepoop: stop that fong, now!
Bunnyboy: doc: The latest mach of CIVILIZATION uses both Python and XML files, and it's rich.
doctec: i serviced a client's laptop a couple of weeks ago, it had spysherrif on it - what a pantload of crap that thing is. i got rid of it, cleaned out his viruses and got his system running again.
Bambi: what, no SOAP Doc?
Hemlock Stones: back again
Princepoop: php looks as complicated at html, but I do not know html
Dexter Fong: again back
Princepoop: black, lemon, honey, or what HS?
doctec: ajax more powerful than soap and polishes ruby's ass (though ruby on rails is also supposed to be the shiznit...)
Bambi: yes, I've shot the SpySheriff a few times myself Doc ;-)
Hemlock Stones: yes it is Doctecamd expecting Honey to join me shortly PP
Mr.Roadkill: The solution is worse than the problem, eh Bambi?
Princepoop: does the name ruby begonnyah ring a bell
doctec: seven percent solution!
Hemlock Stones: only if she pushed the button
Mr.Roadkill: Wasn't she the ine wearing the scarlet dress?
Dexter Fong: 93 % wrong
Princepoop: ding ding hubba hubba
Mr.Roadkill: one
doctec: 93% wrong - but an 'e' for effort.
Dexter Fong: fabulous sensation
Merlyn: Mr. Liverface: http://www.belfield.com/article3.html
doctec: sensationally fabulous!
Hemlock Stones: hmmm smells like a dead cat in here
Bambi: no, the cure is not worse than the disease Tweeny ... but it's an interesting fight! lol
klokwkdog: ruby, ruby on rails, 37 signals; I can't keep up anymore :-(
cease: im not dead. i'm juust Really stoned
Princepoop: ewwwww M
Elayne: Sorry folks, I can't keep my eyes open. Maybe next week...
||||||||| Elayne departs at 10:17 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: goodluck with car, el
Princepoop: sleep well E
Princepoop: ah, clem lost his place, stop the presses, hold the phone
Hemlock Stones: bye for now Elayne
Dexter Fong: Clem< just *keep* your thumb on the microphone
doctec: veja due
Princepoop: that what the scratch was, somebody marked where they stopped before
ah,clem: nice recovery though
Bambi: have a great night and rest well, Elayne!
Princepoop: good catch indeed
doctec: or: i'm not sure if i've been here before, but i thing *you* have
Dexter Fong: Clem: Glad to hear you're recovering
klokwkdog: sounds like the London show
doctec: think
mark time: fade away...
Dexter Fong: Doc: The seven of spades?
Princepoop: veja? the entity in the star trek movie, what is due him, her it?
doctec: yes, that's my card!!!! hot did you know?
doctec: how
Mr.Roadkill: Some of the stuff they did at the London show...
cease: thats no 7, thats my wife
Dexter Fong: Doc: I printed up 12,000 of em
Hemlock Stones: maybe repeat fees PrinciplePoop
Dexter Fong: Cat: Your wife is negroid?
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting ' Honey Sanchez', just granted probation at 10:20 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
doctec: dex: that's proactive thinking!
Honey Sanchez: HI HI
Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey
doctec: hi honey, i'm home
Princepoop: hola honey
Mr.Roadkill: Resistance is fruitful, if you're eating Buffett fruitcakes.
cease: honey
Bambi: ah, the great Nino must have been telling him in secret Doc!
Dexter Fong: We knew you were comeing Honey
Mr.Roadkill: Hello, Honey...
mark time: hey honey
ah,clem: you are Honey? good for you
klokwkdog: the radio margaritaville stream is somewhat forgotten, but the london show's still fresh, so i get confuzed
Bambi: hi Honey
doctec: i'm a bee!
Dexter Fong: YOu must have a buzz on then Doc
cease: i have to get that show, klok
Hemlock Stones: take your hands of my Mole Clem
Honey Sanchez: hola amigos
Dexter Fong: Holy Amiga
Princepoop: she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes hehe
Dexter Fong: Clem put your hands on his Stoat
Honey Sanchez: thats pronounced mow lay
Mr.Roadkill: Keep your peepers off my maul...
Dexter Fong: ..and don't look at my pliers either
Hemlock Stones: (What a Tomato)
Mr.Roadkill: Fong plies his trade...
Dexter Fong: A cherry
Merlyn: Voltage divided by current is useless!
doctec: dex: yes, i certainly do - zyr and monster energy drink, the late afternoon snack of champions
Honey Sanchez: keep them away from the dwarfs
Mr.Roadkill: Have the dwarfs been accepted into the alien community?
Princepoop: is that the first law of firesigndynamics?
doctec: those dwarves are pliered
Dexter Fong: Doc: These delayed replies require a lot of back tracking...Please keep up, or at least well
cease: only the subcommunity
Hemlock Stones: (Passes Honey a Blue Moss)
doctec: if i keep up, i can't see the monitor - have to look askance
Honey Sanchez: ty senor stones
Dexter Fong: Some of the dwarfs are plied...the ones wearing tutus
Princepoop: squeeze hemlock again right there, maybe he will pass another
klokwkdog: doctec - Dex is enforcing discipline tonight!
doctec: klok: so i see :/
Honey Sanchez: Oooooooooh
cease: im plied to be an old man
Dexter Fong: Doc: Take a chance, look askande, you can see their underpants
cease: plied
Dexter Fong: askance
doctec: ve have VAYS of making you keep up
Princepoop: ask who?
klokwkdog: 23 Skiddo!
Hemlock Stones: i tried that Dexter but got no reply
Honey Sanchez: hi ah, clem :)
Dexter Fong: Doc: Not Oy Vays, I hope, yet, already
cease: a remarkably baad flick
Mr.Roadkill: Going up!!!
cease: though the acid scene isnt bad
cease: oucho completely wasted as "god"
Princepoop: I think they do it on purpose
Merlyn: oucho arx
klokwkdog: in what sense do you mean "wasted", Cat?
Hemlock Stones: Nothings on Purpose Princepoop
Honey Sanchez: porpoise?
doctec: hey, i've been completely wasted...
Bambi: VAYS? oh, now ... not VAYS!
cease: not the acid, the flick
Princepoop: fong is contagious, everybody enforcing discipline
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: Don't forget Hico, ummo, and hirley
ah,clem: is sound level ok tonight?
doctec: dr. hico, dr. ummo, dr. hirley...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood< fall in!!
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and says "Would you like something?"
klokwkdog: Jim - yeah, the sound is...level
Honey Sanchez: yes clem
Mr.Roadkill: Yeah, good Clem...
Hemlock Stones: fine over this side of the pond Clem thank you
Dexter Fong: Clem: Delightful
doctec: clem: WHAT!? I CAN'T SEE YOU HEARING ME
Merlyn: and eppo, who inented the eppo tube, that the eltrician wants
Princepoop: huh? I can't hear you, the sound is too loud, of course I have it on full volume
ah,clem: o'tay, tks
cease: lol
Honey Sanchez: lol
Princepoop: you are nglish M?
Mr.Roadkill: Let's hope you're remembering you're promise...
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: 'e also invented the Eposode
doctec: clem: cni radio coming in cloud and leer
cease: didnt norman leer write some southparks?
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Cloud and Leer, meteorlogical news with an attitude
Mr.Roadkill: He was looking askance though, cat.
Princepoop: who is ance? where is he?
Hemlock Stones: dont ask me
Mr.Roadkill: And can you ask him anything?
Honey Sanchez: who's askin'?
Dexter Fong: en ents a ance
Hemlock Stones: my answers are unreliable since i discovered it comes in cans in your country !
Princepoop: ahhh I done was ask, angst
Mr.Roadkill: I thought you could only eat ents on modor...
Princepoop: or in a tudor sedan
doctec: IBM = In Bleakest Mordor
Dexter Fong: Modoring the Blue Highways
Mr.Roadkill: 2 door, 4 door, modor living...
klokwkdog: norman lear? They used jewish writers?
Honey Sanchez: laughs
Mr.Roadkill: We use Sundance here, Stones ;)
Dexter Fong: Klok: Jewish waiters
Hemlock Stones: they replaced the Buddhist writers as they could not hear the applause with only one hand clapping
Mr.Roadkill: Lol, HS...
doctec: i think king lear co-wrote the 100th episode of south park. that's the only one i know of.
Princepoop: we have styrofoam cups again, to hell with the future
mark time: claqpping that what Nancy was good at...
Dexter Fong: Well done HS
Honey Sanchez: catherwood another blue moss if you please
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Honey Sanchez!"
Bambi: better than SunComm or XCP from Sony ;-)
klokwkdog: IMDB doesn't credit him for SP other than "consultant"
doctec: what is the sound of s**t happening?
Dexter Fong: Honey: C-Wood is particularly disturbed tonight
Merlyn: I had a buddhist girlfriend, but she gave me the one-handed clap
Hemlock Stones: have you tried that wonderful Sony Root Kit Beer anyone ?
Princepoop: the sound of success from loosners
Honey Sanchez: hark
doctec: that's certainly using your head...
Princepoop: you hear something honey?
Hemlock Stones: it reaches places no one in his right mind would want to go
mark time: but many left in their minds do...
Princepoop: a light in yonder window or something like that maybe?
Mr.Roadkill: I left my mind in SF
Dexter Fong: Speaking of Kit Beer: Been a long time since LLan was here, Comrade Yam too
klokwkdog: HemS - I don't try anything Sony anymore
doctec: hemlock & all, tech question: i understand that bypassing the sunncomm root kit install on sony/bmg cds requires nothing more than disabling autoplay on your pc ... and that ripping the audio is easily accomplished once this is done
Bambi: two if by land and one if by sea ... or is it one...
mark time: no mind....no clap...a void for the SAP....
Hemlock Stones: yes, and you can press the shift key to stop the install too
klokwkdog: DT - or putting tape over the first track on the CD or playing the dang thing in Linux or on a Mac
Princepoop: sure, try that doc
Honey Sanchez: i on the opposite shore shall be i know that
Dexter Fong: Bambi: ABC, it's as easy as one two three
Princepoop: it is not my pc
Bambi wants a Sony free zone till they wizen up
cease: doc did we cut out the intermission?
Hemlock Stones: theres a little program called Root Kit Revealer which is apparently illegal to use but it works lol
klokwkdog: i love how a bunch of the military computers in Iraq are now "owned" by some guy in Serbia thanks to Sony
doctec: cat: no, i don't think so
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Wizen up, you want them all to become old men,,,they already are
cease: that means this goes on for haLfan hour? oy
klokwkdog: yeah, it's a felony to even tell how to find the alleged Sony rootkit
Bambi: Rootkit Revealer isn't illegal ... it's a sys admin tool actually
Mr.Roadkill: Oh, so exposing the malware is illegal. Sounds about right...
Bambi: if it also happens to show the hiding mutant root kits ... too bad
klokwkdog: so my approach is that if you think it is there, get Sony to come take it out. It's illegal for you to do so, and you shouldn't have to bother anyway.
Hemlock Stones: according to Leo on TWITcast its actually illegal to reveal it let alone remove it but that might be out of date info now of course
doctec: so, safest way to copy cd is to just play it on a regular cd player and record the analog audio signal into another pc using audacity or cool edit or something like it?
Dexter Fong: Sounds like Clem got a new voice
Bambi Hi Clem!
Honey Sanchez: jas revealed her root kit lately
Dexter Fong: Honey: It told her her roots were showing
cease: this is half an hour of effecfively dead air
doctec: coot writ?
Mr.Roadkill: Somebody gated or is gating this broadcast.
cease: y fault for not lisening to this before i copied it for you, ah
Bambi: well, according to the DMCA anyway ... idiot legislation
klokwkdog: HS -- my position is that it's technically illegal for me to bother fooling with it, and thus Sony should clean up their own mess and remove any viruses that got in due to it and pay me for the CPU time it's gobbled up (it supposedly scans your whole system relentlessly)
Honey Sanchez: blinks blondly and says oh
Dexter Fong: She said it was streaked, but really, not with the grey both in and outside
doctec: roadkill: i think it's the cni audio-to-stream software that's doing the gating of soft signals
doctec: but i could be wrong
Mr.Roadkill: Good luck, Klok ;)
Hemlock Stones: you can get Root Kit Revealer at this addy http://www.sysinternals.com/Utilities/RootkitRevealer.html
doctec: i was wrong once but later found out i was mistaken
ah,clem: np Cat
Bambi: I don't need Sony to come take out their roots ... I don't use their copy protected 'media disks' lol
ah,clem: it will be fine, please stand by
Hemlock Stones: it finds other stuff too
Princepoop: I used to be modest, now I am perfect
ah,clem: nuked about 20 minutes of that
Dexter Fong: HS: I can't find my Bus Pass, will it find that for me?
Mr.Roadkill: Perfect or prefect, P?
Bambi: lol Doc ... you and Clem have the same line about mistakes :-)
klokwkdog: Doctec - or, if you have two CD or CD/DVD drives on the box, boot Knoppix on one and load the CD on the other and do what you will from Knoppix Linux.
Hemlock Stones: i dont think so Dexter but i will help you look for it
Princepoop: my god, chase is bleeding horribly, stop cutting ahh, clem
Bambi: I have Rootkit Revealer here too ... has come in very handy
Honey Sanchez: goes to the smoking loge during the intermission
Princepoop: prevert
Hemlock Stones: Get me an ice cream whilst your there please Honey
doctec: klok: good idea there! bambi: hey, we're sympatico...
Dexter Fong: I've got the latest up-to-date Spyware....Alito said it was okay to use it
Princepoop: smoked cheese log mmmm
Bambi: it actually found a problem with my CDRW drive ... and I did some searching and found out it was some setting that somehow got set in the registry when the CDRW drive errored one time
Honey Sanchez: mingles with other loge lizards and lights up
Mr.Roadkill: Alito's going to be fun. A REAL corporate Supreme Court.
doctec: thanks hemlock - i bookmarked the rkr link.
Honey Sanchez: si i will bring you an ice cream, senor stones
Hemlock Stones: Oh Afghanistan
Dexter Fong: Honey : You belong to the Lizard Lodge too?
Honey Sanchez: just a
Honey Sanchez: guest
Honey Sanchez: a few times, dex
Princepoop: if the law says the corporation and government can screw you, that is the law
doctec: nuke worked perfectly clem
Mr.Roadkill: The cost for both wars is now approaching 1/2 T $$. Yikes.
Princepoop: super chase cutting ah, clem
Dexter Fong Doesn't holler "woo woo woo" and breaks off a portion of his tail
Bunnyboy: Sorry for the slump.
Bambi: me too please Honey ... Butter Pecan or Double Chocolate Covered Almond or ....
Bunnyboy: Aaaand...I gotta dash. Seeya next week!
ah,clem :)
Princepoop: have some backbone BB later have a super week
Mr.Roadkill: Bye, Bun...
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Sit up straight, please
Hemlock Stones: ok take care Bunny
Honey Sanchez: catherwood, please hand senor stones a cherries garcia double dip
||||||||| Catherwood brings senor stones a cherries garcia double dip.
doctec: bye bb
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny, take hare
Bambi: night Bunny!
Honey Sanchez: bientot bunnyboy
cease: bun
Princepoop: tres cosmopolitan honey bueno
klokwkdog: nite BB
Dexter Fong notices HS is bi-lingual
Honey Sanchez: gratzie
Mr.Roadkill: Ah, Spanish Canadian, eh?
klokwkdog: which HS, Dex?
Princepoop: stones is bi?
Honey Sanchez: eh?
Honey Sanchez: ambi
Princepoop: I went to school with connie lingus
Hemlock Stones: you cant tell with the clothes she wears though Dexter
Dexter Fong: Klok: Liberace Hogh School
Dexter Fong: or High
Mr.Roadkill: Reminds me of a Steve Martin skit.
doctec: i thought connie was getting it on with phil atio
Hemlock Stones: ouch, watch where you go with that Candelabra
Mr.Roadkill: Ok, sure, I'm bi...
Dexter Fong: I've have the whole Steve martin Skiry collection
Princepoop: that is her, yah she got around
klokwkdog: just about everything would remind one of "a Steve Martin skit"
Mr.Roadkill: Skiry?
Dexter Fong: or skir
Honey Sanchez: nods
klokwkdog: it's the old Spanish Prisoner routine every time
Princepoop: they really focused them
Dexter Fong: MR: Skir = Three bagpipes playing in tune (almost)
mark time: looks like I'm out of here.....thanks for the great vibes lol to all....
||||||||| At 10:52 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, mark time!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Mr.Roadkill: Yeah, they really focused us up this time...
Dexter Fong: You hear that and get really skired
doctec: guys, i'm fading fast - lili is already dozing on the couch - i gotta hang it up. may not c u next week (on the road to see dad in illinois) but if i can check in, i will. ttfn ttyl, nytol...
Bambi: The Prisoner ... strange but interesting show
Honey Sanchez: bye mark bon soir
Merlyn: hokay doc
||||||||| doctec rushes off, saying "10:52 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Princepoop: farewell to mark ....timeeeeeeeee
Mr.Roadkill: Bye, MT...
Dexter Fong: Permission to lift off Commander TIme
Hemlock Stones: OK doc safe journey
Princepoop: safe trip doc
Bambi: see ya mark and doc
Mr.Roadkill: Bye, Doc...
ah,clem: ...
Princepoop: I am not a number, I am a free man
klokwkdog: nite DT
Bambi: rest well and best to Lili ... safe trip
Honey Sanchez: not a Freeman!
Honey Sanchez: they were wiped out years ago
Hemlock Stones: Are you number One Princepoop
Dexter Fong: I'm a slave...number 7 (of spades)
Princepoop: don't go masonic on me honey
Mr.Roadkill: Cool little sports car he had there. Guess you had to be chased by giant bubbles to get one, though :)
Bambi: I see some folks remember The Prisoner
Princepoop: sounds like an old jack parr joke
Dexter Fong: The Prisoner of Zelda?
Mr.Roadkill: Only if it's a sting ensemble, Honey.
Princepoop: the final episode was a trip
Mr.Roadkill: Ah Zelda, I knew her well.
Dexter Fong: A great little pc/console game
Mr.Roadkill: Yeah, Patrick McGoohan was very good. Pretty good sci-fi for the time.
Honey Sanchez: i loved it when they had turbulence
Hemlock Stones: it was essential watching for the sixties crowd, dont ask me how i know
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Bambi: yes, he was good
Mr.Roadkill: Was that Turbulent Indigo?
Bambi: lol Stones
Hemlock Stones: last thing i saw him in was Silver Streak i think
Bambi: I have no idea Stones ... can't imagine how I would know either
Mr.Roadkill: Hey Stones, we've all got our walkers handy ;)
Hemlock Stones: McGoohan lived near my home and one day when i was a kid he chased me out of his garden
Honey Sanchez: haha
Honey Sanchez: i canna catch him, jim
Princepoop: the sandbaggers was fantastic
||||||||| Bunnyboy departs at 10:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Mr.Roadkill: Forgot he was in Silver Streak. Great movie.
Bambi: did you get your jacket buttons caught on the picket fence Stones?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bubba's Brain into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:58 PM, then departs.
Bambi: hi Bubba
Mr.Roadkill: Hey, Bubba...
Bubba's Brain: Hello, Goodbye.
Princepoop: hubba bubba
Honey Sanchez: hello bubba
Princepoop: hemlock was a rogue
Honey Sanchez: was?????
cease: funny thing happened to my mac
Princepoop: ahh yes, still is
Hemlock Stones: we were exploring and he appeard as if from nowhere and asked what i was doing, i said "nothing" and he said ok bugger off then !
Bubba's Brain: Can't stay... just wanted to give a shout out to my peeps.
cease: the mouse seemed to be stuck to the window
Honey Sanchez: jajaja
Mr.Roadkill: On the way to the forum?
cease: hi bub
Princepoop: it got big cat?
Dexter Fong: braaack!
Honey Sanchez: yp bibba
Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba
Princepoop: have a super week bubba
Princepoop: wb fong
Bubba's Brain: Later, all. Nyte.
cease: no i coulnt turn anyting off or on, the volumee or write here or anything
Princepoop: hehe honey says hemlock is a rouge hehe
Hemlock Stones: byee Bubba
||||||||| Bubba's Brain leaves to catch the 11:00 PM train to Elmertown.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give Principalpoop the run of the joint
||||||||| Catherwood gets principalpoop the run of the joint.
cease: bub
Bambi: bric'a'brac
Mr.Roadkill: What model, cat?
Princepoop: ahhh, that is some good shit fong, thanks for the joint
Dexter Fong: Night Bubba
cease: powr book g4
cease: almost 2 years ols
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Hemlock Stones: i wish Catherwood would get his watch fixed
||||||||| Catherwood brings his watch fixed.
Dexter Fong: Pp: Here come the gendarmes, now you have the run of the joint
Mr.Roadkill: Have you got Norton installed. I find that even with OS X you've got to check the disc occasionally.
Hemlock Stones: Doh !
Princepoop: oy mon dieu
Bambi: Catherwood put your watch in the shop
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:02 PM, precisely!"
Dexter Fong: Vay, mein signora
Bambi: ha!
Mr.Roadkill: Makes all the difference to have a healthy disc. If you're using OS X, also check the disc permissions from the boot CD.
cease: os X version 10.3.9
Hemlock Stones: pass me the hammer Bambi and i will tap him with it
ah,clem: ...
Princepoop: smile when you say ha! pilgrim
Mr.Roadkill: Had some problems today with 10.2, and it turned out to be just a disc issue. Easily repaired.
Dexter Fong: If I had a hammer, id bash him silly
Bambi: there are good free for personal use AVs ... that are not as hoggy as the big boys ... Avast! Home Edition, AVG, AntiVir Personal Classic Edition
Honey Sanchez: i'd bash him in the morning
Bambi passes Stones the little silver hammer
Princepoop: all over this land
Hemlock Stones: All over this land
Hemlock Stones: theres and echo in here
Mr.Roadkill: Just call me Basher, of the Morning baby...
Dexter Fong: i'd bash him in his Evening gown
Princepoop: whatever happened to maxwell?
cease: so i need anti virals for this os?
Honey Sanchez: gone missing
Princepoop: he was studying medicine
Hemlock Stones: he fell off his Boat remember ?
Mr.Roadkill: I just fell off the turnip truck.
Princepoop: fell or pushed? hehe
Merlyn: bergman as sprawl
Hemlock Stones: he was so big the helicopter looking for him landed on him
Mr.Roadkill: Yeah, you should cease. Norton Personal Security is a good package. Includes a firewall as well as A/V.
Hemlock Stones: was later harpooned by the Japs
Dexter Fong: ..and Maxwell regestirs a superaltive 9.9 on the Klenihoffer Liquid Displacement Scal
Princepoop: that is a whale of a story
Mr.Roadkill: Jon Anderson sings "Don't Kill The Snail...."
cease: i have the g4 connected to a router here
klokwkdog: zip! beep!
Hemlock Stones: OMG its a silence
Princepoop: silence is golden, but my eyes can see
cease: do i need another fiiewall?
Honey Sanchez: dead air
Mr.Roadkill: I've never had OS X lock up on me. That's weird.
Princepoop: houston we lost jamestown, damn osama
Dexter Fong: and his koolaid
Hemlock Stones: somone mentioned the Magic words Norton Futilities,
Honey Sanchez: info was leaked it was Al
Mr.Roadkill: Good question. I suspect that Norton's has some better features. The OS 9 version certainly does.
Princepoop: is that a new concert?
cease: i shot the air, if
Merlyn: did the sound go out for you?
Dexter Fong: Norton that sucks...get kramden
Mr.Roadkill: Hey, works for me. Name me something better for the Mac and I'll surely investigate it.
Honey Sanchez: to the moon, Dex
Hemlock Stones: quiet as the grave over here Merlyn
cease: lol de
cease: yes merl
Princepoop: I lost my norton anthology, about time to read it again
Dexter Fong: If Clem is bouncing his signal off the moon, then we've all got moonworms in our pcs
Mr.Roadkill: Got a URL, Dex?
Honey Sanchez: awwwwww man
Hemlock Stones: its ok if they dont get into your head
Princepoop: verizon sucks
Dexter Fong: RK: I got de Duke of Url, Bro
Mr.Roadkill: Nothing here either, Clem.
Honey Sanchez: nada aqui tampoco
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from measles
 ||||||||| ah,clem - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: HS: Correct; this is not Tampico
Mr.Roadkill: Not the Count of Aggh, Aggh?
Princepoop: ton esto tampoco hot or cold honey?
cease: what happened to cni?
Merlyn: there's a clue - they got cut off
Princepoop: dial-up is down
Mr.Roadkill: Oohhh - problems in 'ole Virginie...
Hemlock Stones: i just checked the CNI site and thats dead too
Honey Sanchez: bats her eyes at stones another blue moss???? smiles sultrily you buyin??
Dexter Fong: MR: nor the King of Scgving!
Hemlock Stones: just a little one for me please Honey
Hemlock Stones: i seem to have forgot my wallet
cease: i thought you had a walletectomy
Princepoop: hehe sultry eyes hehe betty davis became like alistar cooke
Dexter Fong: HS: Here, have this photograph of a credit card
Hemlock Stones: yes i did cease but of course it had to go away to be cleaned
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Hemlock Stones: thats a good likeness Dexter
Dexter Fong: Ah, Nancy....
Princepoop: hi wally, wots for dinner?
Princepoop: wb ah, clem
Honey Sanchez: mumbles and cha cha's over to catherwood a couple of bluemoss make one a double
||||||||| Catherwood brings one a double.
ah,clem: we had a power spike, big one, please stand by
klokwkdog: ah, CNI should return shortly now
Hemlock Stones: the drinks are on Dexter, folks !
Princepoop: my legs are tired, can I sit by?
klokwkdog: I hear the word "power" and I respond...
Dexter Fong: HS: That's a good likeness because it was printed int Lochness
Mr.Roadkill: Clem: Micromat makes Techtool Pro for the Mac , but I only have the OS 9 version. I'm sure they have one for OS X. Also good.
Hemlock Stones: just like we do ?
Mr.Roadkill: Sorry, Clem, that message was for Cat...
Honey Sanchez: jay by poop belay
klokwkdog: I have no idea what Tweeny just said
Honey Sanchez: lay by too
cease: i should visit the micrcomat site?
Mr.Roadkill: Another disc utility, Klok. MacTool Pro.
Princepoop: ankay ancekay asknay
Mr.Roadkill: Sure, see what's up...
cease: dealing with powerbook problem i just had
Hemlock Stones: gimme a big MacTool and hold the anchovies
Mr.Roadkill: Stones, you're such a tool...
Princepoop: they are moving too fast, and small and slippery stones
Dexter Fong: Gimme a big MacTool and a place in Washingtong (state) to place that tool and i can move the stock market
Princepoop: give them to the whale, he'll eat anything, hey whale, eat these anchovies
Hemlock Stones: i think theres a particularly big Tool in Washington DC
Mr.Roadkill: Or the stockyard, one of them...
Princepoop: look, he's eating them, hey whale....
||||||||| Bambi sashays in at 11:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Honey Sanchez: wb bambi
Princepoop: wb bambi
Mr.Roadkill: WB, Bambi...
Dexter Fong: HS: There is but unfortunately, he's immoveable
Hemlock Stones: WB bambi
Princepoop: come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones
Mr.Roadkill: Power outage, Bambi?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Who designed that lovely Sashay?
Bambi: we're back ... Clem is working on getting the rest of it up ... electrical problem for some reason it went flickered off and on like a crazy monkey before it stayed on
Hemlock Stones: Maybe yes, maybe no Dexter
Honey Sanchez: that whale eats krill
Princepoop: the mad electrician
Princepoop: a power krill? from sears?
Honey Sanchez: still waiting for him dammit
Hemlock Stones: no its a real Krill
Mr.Roadkill: Ah, country living....
Honey Sanchez: is that a real powerkrill or a sears powerkrill?
Princepoop: I get no krill from champagne....
Dexter Fong: Hemlock< hand me my Black & Decker
Hemlock Stones: ok Dexter, you know i know the drill !
Mr.Roadkill: Cease you you pick us up a power krill from Simpson's?
Honey Sanchez: polysorbitol doens' thrill me at all
Dexter Fong: HS: YOu may commence beating the bush
Princepoop: decker, that is the guy with veja, it is veja due all over again
cease: thed homer model
Mr.Roadkill: Now they're talking about how the warming of the seas is killing off the plankton. That'd make things interesting.
Dexter Fong: Polysorbital don' do nothin' for me
Hemlock Stones: beats bush with great enthusiasm by pretending hes hitting Blair with sledgehammer
Princepoop: it is all an illusion, the companies got rid of freon for kicks
Honey Sanchez: eeeeeeeeeeee it don do notheeng for me neither, bro
Mr.Roadkill: Not his little leghumper Tony B.?
Dexter Fong: Let the Blairs say "ooowww"
Hemlock Stones: yes the little lap poodle himself
Princepoop: now we have merkel the turtle too
Dexter Fong: Honey: Let's personcott it
Mr.Roadkill: How's she doing?
Hemlock Stones: and talking of lies and misinformation, heres a useful link i got from my friends in the Green Lobby http://www.royalsoc.ac.uk/page.asp?id=2986
Honey Sanchez: wenno lets
Princepoop: yahvole
Mr.Roadkill: Weeeee're back....
Honey Sanchez: yay
Princepoop: cni is back
Dexter Fong: I hear radio type broadcast
Dexter Fong: intermittingly
Bambi: yep! We're BAAAAACKKKKKK!
Honey Sanchez: GW is stayin in the no tell motel here in Albuquerque tonight
Hemlock Stones: nothing yet here alas
cease: austin is On
Princepoop: ah, clem is slaughtering the poor chase again, ahhh he settled down
Hemlock Stones: go get him Honey
Honey Sanchez: i got stream
klokwkdog: ahhhh
Dexter Fong: HS: Have you payed your radio tax?
Hemlock Stones: ah, sound is resumed TY Clem et al
Princepoop: you go in for that kind of stuff honey? hehe
klokwkdog: there is no radio tax
klokwkdog: but watch out if you have TVs
Hemlock Stones: only a TV tax
Dexter Fong: TV and VAT =))
Bambi: tax this, tax that ... time for another Tea Party LOL
Mr.Roadkill: P makes a reservation at the Adult Book Store Hotel.
Hemlock Stones: or drive a car at 1 MPH above limit or dance on sundays
klokwkdog: thanks for paying so I can hear Radio 3 and Radio 4 on the net, BTW, Stones ;-)
cease: this is repeated
klokwkdog: how about a "congestion tax"? ;-)
Honey Sanchez: yes
Hemlock Stones: glad you are a person of such taste and discrimination Klok
Princepoop: I own a room there MR
klokwkdog: from your good friend and supporter...Red Ken
Dexter Fong: Take your derma to the taxidermist
Princepoop: spike can be treacherous, check your drives
Honey Sanchez: it was a ronald regan star wars attack
Mr.Roadkill: A big yellow taxidermist took away my old man...
klokwkdog: the People's Republic of Vermont doesn't matter much here, aside from making Ben & Jerry's cost even more than it did...but he runs all of London...
Dexter Fong: Klok: Speaking of Red Ken, what have you heard from Kend^ andwhy is he no longer here
Princepoop: climb in the back with your head in the sky and your gone
Hemlock Stones: a power transient, is that code for a Mexican
cease: you are funny tonight, roadkill
klokwkdog: I get mails from Ken, Dex, now and then
ah,clem: that was weird,but we are back now
Honey Sanchez: shush
Mr.Roadkill: Pretty sure it's his driving schedule, Fong. I hear from him regularly.
Honey Sanchez: wb good stream here clem
cease: no femails?
Princepoop: a glitch, we can say we remember the glitch of 2006
Mr.Roadkill: A Mexican who works for The Electrician.
klokwkdog: usually at 2PM when he is waiting for the company dispatcher to give him his load & route for the day. Then he goes to bed for 8 hours and gets up near midnite to drive. So it's hard to short his sleep to show up here
Princepoop: say hi and wish him luck
Bambi says Honey is right ... shush ... don't jinx it lol
klokwkdog: Ken is available on Sat., usually, and I've tried to get him into the equnet chat for the Jimmie Lee & Bambi show, but I think he's dealing with his non-work life, such as it is, during that time.
Honey Sanchez: bambi ;)
Bambi: The Ground Hog Day Glitch
Princepoop: I have no fear, bill gates eats mush hahaha
cease: sleep is more impotent than chat
Hemlock Stones: does that mean the glitch will return incessantly ?
Mr.Roadkill: Chat is impotent?
Honey Sanchez: yes it is cease unless you use herbal enhancement
Princepoop: incess is illegal
klokwkdog: i like this part
Hemlock Stones: incest it one of the few games the whole family can play !
klokwkdog: Thanks, poop, I will
Princepoop: it is all relative...
klokwkdog: You can all read what Ken has to say in his "Trucker's Blog" here: http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/
Hemlock Stones: indeed it is Poop
Dexter Fong: HS: uhhh, yeah! =00
Mr.Roadkill: If not relevant.
klokwkdog: "Trucker's Journal", sorry Ken
Princepoop: a big irelephant, big as a whale
Honey Sanchez: a krill eatin whale
Princepoop: you got it, and anchovies too
Hemlock Stones: thats no whale its another floating Maxwell
Honey Sanchez: yeap
Mr.Roadkill: Does no one see the irelephant in the living room?
cease: anything about food on his blog?
Bambi says HOLD the anchovies!
Dexter Fong sings "I get my Krill, on Blue Whale Hill"
Bambi doesn't like the little fishes
Mr.Roadkill: Whatt?
cease: finally finshed my la trip blog posts
Princepoop: too hard to hold, small and slippery and fast, I can hold the tuna
klokwkdog: cat - sometimes
Mr.Roadkill: I can't hold a piano, but I can tuna fish.
Honey Sanchez: you can tuna piana but you cant tuna fish
Princepoop: an echo
Mr.Roadkill: echo
Honey Sanchez: o
Honey Sanchez: o
Dexter Fong: Seems to be an accord here
Honey Sanchez: o
Princepoop: why a duck?
cease: you can lead a fish to water but you cant turn him into a horse
Mr.Roadkill: Unless you give a sugar cube.
Princepoop: I turned into a building the other day, oh my nose
Honey Sanchez: or a carrot
Dexter Fong: Fishes as whores..little guppies?
klokwkdog: Dex - referring to your earlier post about llanwydd, I think his computer died or something and he's had to improvise. Haven't heard anything since
klokwkdog: as for Comrade Yammamoto, I don't know
Princepoop: poor llanwydd
klokwkdog: yeah, and it was a WebTV, Poop
Dexter Fong: Klok: Ilan's improvisation must be quite local reference's
cease: yes the come and go, or someties just go
Honey Sanchez: alas i knew him well
Princepoop: my throat hurts, what am I? a little horse
Dexter Fong: Pony up Pp
Mr.Roadkill: A pinto pony, no doubt.
Princepoop: neigh fong
Honey Sanchez: a pigmy pony
Dexter Fong: And take off that stupid Shetland sweater
klokwkdog: actually, NYT had a piece on art of the insane recently!
||||||||| Dave tiptoes in around 11:36 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Hemlock Stones: Your a Shetland Pony Princepoop and i claim my £5
Honey Sanchez: about this tall
Mr.Roadkill: Yo, Dave...
Honey Sanchez: hi dave
Princepoop: and about that long
cease: hi dave
Hemlock Stones: hi Dave
Princepoop: hi dave
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave
Princepoop: euros only, dommage
Mr.Roadkill: Pretty small Shetland you've got there Stones...
Hemlock Stones: Honey, can i borrow your zircon encrusted tweezers please ?
klokwkdog: The American Folk Art Museum is a major exhibitor at this year's fair, and the museum itself has a current show called "Obsessive Drawing." The show features five self-taught artists who also share the horror of the blank page -- a painstaking compulsion to draw.
Honey Sanchez: by all means
Dave: hi everyone! guess what? I'm learning a really big ass intercetion for my guide dog interview, it's scary but fun at the same time, yep I get to listen to a bunch of traffic, it's not quite jazz music to be sure, how's everyone tonight?
Honey Sanchez: digs them out of her voluminous gaudy metallic trendy purse
klokwkdog: http://www.here-now.org/shows/2006/01/20060127_17.asp
Dexter Fong: KLok: I know. I've seen it 43 times
Hemlock Stones: (sneaks of to fix a slice of cheeslog)
Princepoop: hehe she has a voluminous gaudy metallic trendy purse hehe
klokwkdog: LOL Dex
Mr.Roadkill: Sounds interesting, Dave. Picking up new skills, are we?
Bambi: hi Dave
klokwkdog: I'm doing OK Dave. Sounds like fun/excitement
Honey Sanchez: scowls at the unhip poop
Princepoop: fine thanks dave
Honey Sanchez: fine here dave
Dexter Fong: Dave: If you listen real good and study hard, you can be a traffic Guard
Princepoop: a hong kong scowl? how many sails?
Bambi: much better now that we got the Ground Hog Day Electrical Transient, aka Glitch out of the way
klokwkdog: I wonder how a restaurant, etc. would react to, say, a guide Ilama
Mr.Roadkill: Scowls on sail today. 1/2 price...
Dave: lol dex
Honey Sanchez: thats a junk, pp
Princepoop: when do you meet your guide dog dave?
Princepoop: service with sneer here at honk donk scowls and grimaces, ltd
Mr.Roadkill: Depends on whether or not you go on a dali basis, Klok.
Dexter Fong: HS: De nada
Honey Sanchez: honk donk scowls and grimaces tracy speaking how may i direct your call?
Dexter Fong: Pp: They were bought out be Conn, Descension, and Moore
Princepoop: are the scowls still on sale tracy?
klokwkdog: Lauren Hutton: "The only problem with Switzerland is...it's full of Swiss."
Princepoop: hehe a merger hehe
Dexter Fong: Holy Model
Honey Sanchez: one moment please let me direct that question to the correct party hold please
Dave: well, I dunno, man I wanna get a guide elephant
klokwkdog: Rounders
Honey Sanchez elevator music ensues
klokwkdog: cool, Dave
Mr.Roadkill: With a free wrist radio...
Hemlock Stones: Hello i'm back and wishing i had a drink,
Princepoop: oops, I was just holding it and it went off... I have to clean up now
Dexter Fong: Dave: Good idea, you always need trunk room
Princepoop: tea all gone?
klokwkdog: upkeep is a tad expensive
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please give hemlock stones a drink
||||||||| Catherwood gives hemlock stones a drink.
Hemlock Stones: thank you muchly Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Hemlock Stones
Dexter Fong: Catherood, give hemlock a wee dram
klokwkdog: catherwood is snippy tonight
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside klokwkdog and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Princepoop: hehe stones has a wee dram lol
Honey Sanchez: he is a bit poncy
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you ignored my request, you're fired
||||||||| Catherwood ignoreds Dexter Fong's request you're fired.
Hemlock Stones: how dare you Princepoop
Princepoop: it was bit by a pony? I didn't do it, honest..
cease: isnt that dwarf drunk yet?
Honey Sanchez: "giggles hysterically
Hemlock Stones: shouldnt make fun of the genitally challenged
Princepoop: fong said it, hit him with the log
Honey Sanchez: i dig a pony
Dexter Fong: Make fun of the generally challenged, more opportunity
Hemlock Stones: i was feeling a little hoarse the other day and i got arrested
Mr.Roadkill: ridden by a dwarf, honey?
Princepoop: genitally challenged? is that a new reality tv show?
Dexter Fong: ..and put away wet
Hemlock Stones: dont give them any more ideas please Prince
Princepoop: but it felt good, thanks hemlock
Honey Sanchez: yes its a political debate show, mr
Mr.Roadkill: I'll bet they've thought of it, P...
Hemlock Stones: we had a close shave here this week, they nearly made it illegal to make jokes about religion and culture
Mr.Roadkill: Reruns of the last presidential debates?
Princepoop: give them time, they have to put everying on tv eventually
Hemlock Stones: it failed in parliament by only one vote
Mr.Roadkill: The Mohammed cartoon sure seems to be causing a stir.
Princepoop: you are english are nuts, oops, bobby put down that machine gun, I will come quietly
Honey Sanchez: huzzah on that one, stones
Hemlock Stones: yes i downloaded that cartoon tonight before they banned it, its not very funny but very apt
Hemlock Stones: the one about the virgins is better though
Dexter Fong: Virgins are always funnier
Princepoop: is nothing sacred? I can't think of anything that is...
Honey Sanchez has had a lovely evening thanks
Hemlock Stones: i think its outrageous to make humour and satire illegal
Princepoop: get your tweezers back
Mr.Roadkill: Bye, NM...
cease: lovely is good
Bambi: have a great night Honey
Dexter Fong didn't realize Honey could hear his unspoken question
ah,clem: ...
Honey Sanchez: i am, bambi :)
Princepoop: you are sweet honey, ciao bebe
Dexter Fong: HS: Not the first time
Hemlock Stones: dont go Honey i got another bottle of blue moss
klokwkdog: (sings) "But the crowd called out for more..."
Mr.Roadkill: Hard to have a democracy that way, Stones. We had out moment after 911 when the White house press secretary told people to "watch what you say".
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Guten Nacht Honeuy
klokwkdog: yeah, have a happy, Honey
Honey Sanchez: Ooooooh another bottle ok
Princepoop: free thinking? none of that hemlock, where would we be if we had stopped sacrifcing virgins? oops
Dexter Fong: Virgins? Sacrifices? twice as funny
Bambi: Catherwood please pour Honey a glass of Stone's blue moss
||||||||| Catherwood brings honey a glass of stone's blue moss.
Princepoop: ahhh, she is all blue now, hubba hubba
Honey Sanchez: why why Oooh Thank You!!
Dexter Fong: Why she's like...like a Picasso
Hemlock Stones: anyway i managed to get the full set so if anyone wants them let me know
Princepoop: green is nice, but blue? olalala
Honey Sanchez: hey what happened to my tweezers
Hemlock Stones: sorry they got a bit burned Honey
Mr.Roadkill: Drink to me only with thine ears, and I will see with my nose....
Dexter Fong hears Red Skelton moan "Don't work bluuee"
Bambi says uh, oh....somebody made off with Honey's tweezers?
Princepoop: the mole was on fire hemlock?
Honey Sanchez: you promised never to use them as a roach clip
Honey Sanchez pouts
Hemlock Stones: sorry Honey i forgot
Dexter Fong: Prounounced Mol-lay
Princepoop: right
Dexter Fong: afk for more of the same
Princepoop: pronounced ok
Honey Sanchez: kk
Mr.Roadkill: The Count deMol-lay?
Princepoop: what have you been smoking holmes? some london blue or manchester magic bud?
Merlyn: Hey, are the newsgroup announcements for the chat showing up in alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre? I still can't see them for some odd reason, but they show up on google
Bambi: Catherwood buy Honey a new pair of tweezers and send the bill to Stones
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Bambi and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Princepoop: kk, those were the bees in rogue
Bambi: lol
Hemlock Stones: Manchester Skunk again i think, but who knows ?
Bambi: just as I always suspected Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bambi
Honey Sanchez: hey the zircon encrusted ones please
cease: roll me a couple of bombers
klokwkdog: Merlyn -- dunno. I just have it set in Google Groups to show the top posts
Princepoop: who cares, ahh those muslims do, what if the christians took offense at the life of brian? get a grip towel head camel drivers
ah,clem: catherwood, give Honey a new pair of tweezers
||||||||| Catherwood brings honey a new pair of tweezers.
Honey Sanchez: B-52'?????
klokwkdog: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre
Princepoop: oops, that was non-PC
Honey Sanchez: big as baltimore?
Bambi: I see the alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre in groups.google.com
ah,clem: catherwood, give stones the bill
||||||||| Catherwood hands stones the bill.
Hemlock Stones: its Ok Clem the old tweezers still work, they are just a bit scorched
klokwkdog: Merlyn - last pre-announcement was 26 Jan. Nothing for Groundhawg Day
Honey Sanchez: Ooh look a Jackson
Mr.Roadkill: Well, that's it for me folks... maybe see ya Saturday. Thanks JL & Bambi :=)
Bambi: lol, good one clem
||||||||| Mr.Roadkill rushes off, saying "12:00 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: by roadie
||||||||| porgie sashays in at 12:00 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong manuevers through the closely packed tables and re-seats himself using a lovely Sashay pattern fabric
Princepoop: night MR welcome porgie
cease: hi porgie?
Honey Sanchez sidles up to hemlock for another drink
cease: it any tires lately?
Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny
Bambi: Saw the Bergman Update but that's the newest thing I saw there
porgie: anyone see a door knocker?
Hemlock Stones: pours Honey a large one
Princepoop: hehe honey sidled hehe
Princepoop: bambi had it last
Bambi: night Tweeny... hope we get to see ya Saturday
porgie: what we kistenin to?
porgie: listenin
Dexter Fong: Hey Porgie
Bambi: hi porgie
Honey Sanchez asks innocently are you trying to get me tipsy, hemlock??
porgie: evening all
Honey Sanchez: hola porgie
klokwkdog: hello, Porgie
porgie: hope all are well
Hemlock Stones: i dont know where Tipsy lives Honey
klokwkdog: we're getting by
Dexter Fong: Porge: only clem, bambi and folks who have paying attention know
Princepoop: fine here thanks, after the glitch
Hemlock Stones: i fell in that glatch last week, its very muddy
Honey Sanchez: dead air at dry glitch
porgie: add?
Honey Sanchez: since then its fine
Princepoop: and you, porridge doing good?
Hemlock Stones: or was it a glitch
porgie: or ADHD?
Bambi: fine here too, after the glitch lol
porgie: Fair to meddlin'
Dexter Fong: HS: It's been re-titled, "Bullets over Box Canyon
Hemlock Stones: they should put up a warning sign
Princepoop: the g-spot is also called a g-latch
porgie: off what album?
Hemlock Stones: i guess i have led a sheltered life Princepoop
Dexter Fong: Emerson, Lake, and Guyser
Princepoop: bet meddling? 5 dollars
Dexter Fong: Towels extra
Princepoop: is your art work on display in the new york hemlock?
cease: i thought she was only middling
Dexter Fong: New York Hemlock, I've never heard of it
Honey Sanchez: its like long island iced tea
Princepoop: at the corner of broadway and broadway
porgie: only deadlier?
Dexter Fong: or Texas French Toast
porgie: oui yall
Dexter Fong: If FST be the food of life, let's eat Clem
Princepoop: hem and hawlock, julie hawlock?
Princepoop: yes, let's eat
Dexter Fong: I love it
porgie: is he kosher?
Dexter Fong: Sauteed with garlic, and pinochio
Bambi: lol
Princepoop: like a pickle, sure
Hemlock Stones: only slightly kosher alas
porgie: a kosher pickle eh?
Honey Sanchez: dave's almost not here now
Dexter Fong: Skightly Kosher = Slightly pregnant?
Hemlock Stones: dont forget the brown paper bag
Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem
porgie: barely
klokwkdog: clem - it's the Reaper that'll get Dave, not Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings dave not.
Dave: I is here now
ah,clem :)
Bambi: not the dreaded passport please LOL
Princepoop: take a dump on the giant toad
Princepoop: wb dave
cease: hi now
Bambi: wb Dave
Dexter Fong: Fetch. Catherwood. fetchg
||||||||| Catherwood brings fetchg.
Honey Sanchez: wb dave
Hemlock Stones: yes i heard it Clem
porgie: may I have an enema with vasoline catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to porgie and says "Did you want something?"
Princepoop: wb now
Dexter Fong: This is a phony German imitation of a fetch
Bambi: The Salmon Moose
porgie: may I have an enema catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside porgie and queries "Did you want something?"
Dave: catherwood give me a redhead with no freckles
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dave a redhead with no freckles.
Merlyn: faaaade otu
Merlyn: out
ah,clem: catherwood, give porgie an enema
||||||||| Catherwood hands porgie an enema.
Princepoop: dave is a freak
cease: how would you know she wasnt a greenhead?
porgie: catherwood an emema with vasoline
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside porgie and yells "oh, fuck off porgie!"
Princepoop: hehe dave hehe
Dexter Fong: She's got frekles, Dave, it's just makeup
Dave: dig that it worked! I'll be back later
Bambi: Dave wants a redhead that never goes out in the sun??
Honey Sanchez: pl dave
porgie: touchy tonight catherwooo...
Princepoop: have fun, easier if you can follow the dots I found, but ok...
Hemlock Stones: yes Porgie he was trying to touche me earlier
Princepoop: was that in bad taste braille-man?
Dexter Fong: radio gone
Princepoop: silence again
porgie: didn't taste bad to me
Hemlock Stones: Catherwood, pour Honey Sanchez another blue moss please
||||||||| Catherwood brings honey sanchez another blue moss.
Honey Sanchez: "catherwood please make yourself a stiff drink and chill
||||||||| Catherwood hands yourself a stiff drink and chill.
Hemlock Stones: lol
Dave: what about braille? I missed it
Bambi Dave's off with his redhead
Dexter Fong: Chill out Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood chills out.
Hemlock Stones: i think catherwood has had enough for one night
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Hemlock Stones and inquires "Did you want something?"
Princepoop: cool
Hemlock Stones: oh oh another silence
porgie: catherwood get me a psychological consult please
||||||||| Catherwood gets porgie a psychological consult.
Dexter Fong: Chill in Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood chills in.
Princepoop: poor bambi and ah,clem, it was a ground hog day glitch :(
Honey Sanchez: yes we will never forget the groundhog day glitch caper
porgie: is this their famous mime album?
Hemlock Stones: back to the Shadows again
Dexter Fong: Good day at Groundhog day Gulch
cease: im back on the dell
Hemlock Stones: i like the way he tries to get out of that glass box, its very convincing
porgie: out where an Injuns your friend...
cease: hi ho the dairy ho
cease: the cat is on the dell
Bambi: lol. very true ... the GHDG will become an institution
Princepoop: are you a farmer cat?
Bambi: like PxPhil
ah,clem: now the glitch seems to be at head end
Dexter Fong: Hey cat, CNI is out again..something to do with groundhogs or stoats or molays
cease: just a fan of farm produced products
cease: yes i noticed it on the mac
Honey Sanchez: i went surfing once at head end
cease: i thoguht the show was over
Hemlock Stones: gets out an ozone friendly glitch spray and sprays room liberally
Bambi: out again??
porgie: the lights went out and I missed everything
cease: heard ah clem say he would edit before playing it again
cease: must do same
Princepoop: ahh you are still here, not as big a glitch
Dexter Fong: "Edit before listening]
porgie: Firesign Theater Presents "Silent Album"
Honey Sanchez: (with loud report)
Princepoop: oh my eyes, what was in that spray stones?
porgie: It's all subliminal
Hemlock Stones: i dont know, i cannot tell a lie, it must be sodium pentathol
Honey Sanchez: sublingual?
porgie: please ignore all satanic messages
Hemlock Stones: sorry sorry Princepoop
Princepoop: cni again
Bambi: eeeek
Dexter Fong: HS: That's easy for you to say
ah,clem: got feed back, give it a minute
Dexter Fong: Radio back
klokwkdog: I still have a connection, although it's silenzio
Bambi: back again
porgie: Feed back WAWAWAWAWAWA
klokwkdog: still silenzio here
Hemlock Stones: its a very good quality silence though with a comforting hiss
Bambi: we are remote again ... not sure what happened
Honey Sanchez: i can hear i can hear!!!! praise him
Dexter Fong: A W A W A
klokwkdog: Hemlock - that's the snakes in the headend
porgie: difinately has Dolby
ah,clem: head end dropped that time, what a night...
Princepoop: wait for it, we are sending it across the atlantic
Honey Sanchez: by pigeon?
porgie: whats that static?
Princepoop: oh what a night, late september back in 65
Hemlock Stones: ow, that nearly landed on me,
klokwkdog: Clem - you probably contaminated it. Now we've all got it!
Princepoop: by whale, a krill eating whale
Dave: I can see I can see! oh wait *runs in to tree*, nope, guess not
klokwkdog: audio just started hear
porgie: or was it 63?
Princepoop: lol dave
Hemlock Stones: (chases snakes around the room with a net)
porgie: do ron ron a do ron ron
Honey Sanchez: dont hurt it
Dexter Fong: Pardon me Sir? Is this your Krill?
Princepoop: oops, yes, 63, doing those night moves
porgie: I din't krill it?
porgie: didn't
Dexter Fong: Dave: Why do you have a tree in your room?
Honey Sanchez: lol @ dex
Princepoop: I thought you were scottish, skittish, coltish?
porgie: thats no bag thats my wife
Hemlock Stones: i thought everyone had a tree in their room Dexter
Dave: I want a tree in my room, just to know it's there
Dexter Fong: Pp: Ar you calling me a Shetlander?
Princepoop: neighhhh fong
Honey Sanchez: bewitched, bothered and bewildered, PP
Bambi: no, no, no...it's not a krill...it's a scryll
Princepoop: if you do, you will clean it up
Hemlock Stones: the room or the tree Dave you have to choose
porgie: cryillic?
cease: the tree or your room?
Dexter Fong: Branch out Dave, pick the tree
cease: you can shake hands with it, like king george 3
Bambi: or maybe that's a skrill
Princepoop: BB an B, you forgot bewillowbythestreaminthesummerbreezed
Honey Sanchez: yeah go for a mighty fine tree house
Dexter Fong: You can put it in your elephants trunk
Hemlock Stones: Turn over a new leaf Dave
Dexter Fong: I'll leave it along...don't barl at me!
porgie: honk the rhino's horn
Dexter Fong: alone...bark
Dexter Fong: sheeesh
Princepoop: woof woof, the greatest ball player ever
porgie: his bark is worse than his byte
Dexter Fong: and a dam fine birder too
Hemlock Stones: he only rings me once a year
porgie: how does a cat go "woof"?
Dexter Fong: once climbed a 230 foot elm after a jaybird
porgie: a gallon of gas and a lit match
Bambi: I'll take some of that birch beer barque
Princepoop: ahhh bbq, yum
porgie: how does a dog go meow?
Dexter Fong: did okay till he got out on a slim branch and a squirrel coneredhim
porgie: run through a buzz saw
cease: wow the dell is getting the show later than the mac
Princepoop: ewwwww, where is the moderator, I object...
porgie: what's that in the windows
Dexter Fong: they both went nuts, the squirrel had mopre
Hemlock Stones: it must be some kind of Dell-ay
Princepoop: pronounced moh-pray
porgie: what is red with 2 legs?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Double your pleasure etc
Honey Sanchez: haha
porgie: half a cat
cease: couljndt be a dell-ay. it didnt ask for a bribe
cease: more douolbe the confusion
cease: which always reigns supreme here
Dexter Fong: The Bride of DeLay?
Honey Sanchez: seven bribes for seven brothers
cease: the house of the rising fund?
Dexter Fong: Honey:I see you've been there too
porgie: Ben and Jerry have a new flavor in honor of Clinton
porgie: M peach
Princepoop: hillary or bill?
Princepoop: ahh for both
Hemlock Stones: dont answer that Honey
Honey Sanchez keeps mum
Dexter Fong: Porge: I thought it was Blue Dress Drip
Hemlock Stones: are you still keeping her in that cupboard Honey ?
porgie: lol
Honey Sanchez: shhhhhhhhhhh
Dexter Fong: I keep my dupboard in my plate plank
Princepoop: I thought mum was with tipsy at the pub
porgie: Catherwood get honey out of the cupboard
||||||||| Catherwood hands honey out of the cupboard.
Hemlock Stones: (whistles innocently and stares out the window )
Honey Sanchez: why thank you catherwood you are such a gentleman
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Honey Sanchez and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Hemlock Stones: gets out glitch spray just in time
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get attackedby legion of killer bees
||||||||| Catherwood hands attackedby legion of killer bees.
Dexter Fong: with no typos either Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
Princepoop: too late stone, we;ve got your number this time, the jig is up
Hemlock Stones: lol
Honey Sanchez: lol
cease: i thought it was a jpg
Hemlock Stones: (two men in white coats with syringe enter and approach catherwood )
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Hemlock Stones and says "Would you like something?"
Dexter Fong: I thought it was an Artillery Reel
porgie: gif?
Princepoop: that jig was hard to get up too, a heavy jig this time
Hemlock Stones: thats not my jig it was like that when i got here
Dexter Fong: That's why me cannon went off pre-maturely
cease: is that what you call it?
Princepoop: kaboom
Honey Sanchez: "laughs
Hemlock Stones: stop playing with your cannon Dexter, you'll go blind !
Dexter Fong: No I call it Fred
porgie: do some push ups
Honey Sanchez: take a cold showe
Honey Sanchez: r
Dexter Fong: Dont fire untill you see the blanks of their eyes
porgie: throw a blanket over it
cease: does it put out firezine?>
klokwkdog: Dex - no car swap tonite?
Princepoop: oops it is late, I must toodle, so toodles...
Dexter Fong throws a wey blanket over the muzzle ov old number 412 and slams the breeches of the loader
Honey Sanchez: toodle-ooooooooh PP
porgie: toodles
klokwkdog: nite Poop
porgie: catherwood say goonight poop
||||||||| Catherwood says "goonight poop"
Dexter Fong: Klok: Wife obtained early spot..mst still r3-park hers but a lot easier
ah,clem: just sit there with your hat on your lap
cease: keep on poopin
Hemlock Stones: good night poop happy toodling
porgie: goon night works too
Dave: well folks I think I'm gonna go
Dexter Fong: Night Pooppppppppppppppppsie
porgie: dont let the lights go out this time
klokwkdog: nite dave
cease: keep on goin, dave
Dave: so I talk to people next week, a day before hopefully my guide dog interview
Honey Sanchez: au revoir, dave
klokwkdog: dex - you are nice to handle both cars most of the time
Dexter Fong: Porge" Are you a Goon Show Fan
Hemlock Stones: see you on the ice Dave
cease: good luck with dog
Dave: I keep going because I have the oppurtunity to keep going, night all, God bless
porgie: interviewing guide dogs?
Dexter Fong: Woof Woof, and barkaroonie Dave (smile)
||||||||| Dave leaves to catch the 12:40 AM train to Billville.
Hemlock Stones: Hands Dexter some additional string
klokwkdog: porgie -- no, I think the dogs are interviewing him
Hemlock Stones: they will soon spot hes not a dog
porgie: that sounds interesting
Dexter Fong sniffes rapidly amd ;ifts rer ;eg
porgie: I wonder if I could be a guide to blind dogs?
Dexter Fong: lifts rear les
klokwkdog: les is not more
Hemlock Stones: Les is not here man
porgie: more or les
Dexter Fong: Hi Firesign fans, this is Les Moore kn thw big K12
klokwkdog: (old Unix pun, "less" being a text file display program with more features than the classic program "more"
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat: we about the same elevation
klokwkdog: any relation to Clayton Moore, aka THe Lone Ranger?
porgie: oh you computer guys......... The life of the party
Merlyn: Nino doesn't do elevations
cease: elevator pair?
cease: thats why shes so mean
Dexter Fong: Nino doesn't do anything for me
cease: this sounds like another cd i sent ahclem, of an old show
klokwkdog: Merlyn - why not link to a Google Map or Yahoo Maps?
cease: from teh fireaine collection
cease: santa barbara or something
Hemlock Stones: Catherwood, pour me a Blue Moss for the road and easy on the Hell Oil.
||||||||| Catherwood hands Hemlock Stones a blue moss for the road and easy on the hell oil.
klokwkdog: ...or make us all enter ourselves onto a Frappr map. We have few enough that it would run fairly snappily
Dexter Fong: Just checked Nino, HS is identified as AOL @ AOL....I don't like it Pat
porgie: el nino?
klokwkdog: Dex - worse, Hemlock is in...Kansas anymore
Dexter Fong: Porge: Si El Nino
Hemlock Stones: oh Contrare mon ami
||||||||| At 12:48 AM, Dexter Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Dexter Fong tiptoes in around 12:48 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
porgie: where did everybody go?
Dexter Fong: Zetzzz
cease: i keep coming and going like a crazy monkey
Hemlock Stones: wb Dexter
Honey Sanchez: i had to refresh myself
Dexter Fong: Hey, here's a boatlad of thanks sailing your wat silent Cken
klokwkdog: Dex - AOL is in Tyson's Corner VA or Reston VA, not Kansas. I think we're in cow-mutilating Black Helicopter territory here with Hemlock...
Hemlock Stones: Thank your once again for a fun evening Clem
klokwkdog: Merlyn is working some magic or Clem's surge has now hit the chat server
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Princepoop - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Hemlock Stones: dont look at me, those hellicopters must be yours
Dexter Fong: Klok: Watch you co5n!!
porgie: You guys are sooo crazy
Honey Sanchez: its a teerrorist plot
Dexter Fong: corn
Dexter Fong: sheesh (again)
klokwkdog: Hemlock - they sure as heck say Westland on the side...
cease: yes questions and answers
Hemlock Stones: they cant be westland, they would not be flying if they were
Honey Sanchez: thanks clem, for the groundhog edition of the show this evening
Merlyn: I'm so perplexed, I'm multiplexed
klokwkdog seriously doubts Hemlock knows where he is looking, although the evidence for other powers is already unsettling enough
Hemlock Stones: Reston VA makes sense though, we go way back
porgie: catherwood show me the door
||||||||| Catherwood shows porgie the door.
klokwkdog: see, now the surge ran back down the wire to Dendron, knocking out CNI again
porgie: I see the door
Dexter Fong: Groundhog heard it's feed back anc spring will be pre-recorded this year
porgie: I'm going through
klokwkdog: is there a vacancy?
Hemlock Stones: will it be a six week delay then ?
porgie: (no its dark in there)
Dexter Fong: CNI is shouting in my ear
Hemlock Stones: but porgie its full of bees and spiders
Merlyn: It's gone zeroes again
cease: cni said my name and vanished mysteriously
porgie: Ahr da bees sleepin wid my wife?
Hemlock Stones: i didnt ask them porgie
klokwkdog begins disassembling the front panel audio/usb connector of his computer case...he can wait
cease: do i switch over to air america or keep listening to dead air?
Merlyn: getting late, by folx
Hemlock Stones: i got the cni tech show now
cease: that answers my question
cease: by merl
Honey Sanchez: nite merlyn
porgie: linnux link tech show
Honey Sanchez: adios, amigo
klokwkdog: it seems to have switched to TLLTS; perhaps Jimmy Lee is finished?
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:54 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
porgie: Catherwood run me out of town on a rail
||||||||| Catherwood runs porgie out of town on a rail.
Hemlock Stones: ok you guys i guess that must be the end for tonight but thanks to all of you for the fun and special thanks to Merlyn and Clem for the hard work
Honey Sanchez: ouch
porgie: warm fuzzies to all
ah,clem: good night and God bless, everyone
porgie: night
klokwkdog: good night Clem
Honey Sanchez: good night clem
||||||||| porgie is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:56 AM.
klokwkdog: no benediction, then?
Honey Sanchez: sing it klok
Hemlock Stones: ah there you are clem, thanks again for the work you do, see you again next week, be good !
Hemlock Stones: good night all and have a good week
ah,clem: `I did run the benediction...no idea why you did not hear it
klokwkdog: (sings) toad away...toad away...toad away.......tooooad awaaaay!
Honey Sanchez: catherwood please assist me to the door (clutching the rest of the bottle of blue moss)
||||||||| Catherwood assists Honey Sanchez to the door (clutching the rest of the bottle of blue moss).
klokwkdog: where do you go when you're toad away?
ah,clem: night night
klokwkdog: sorry, I was a little flat there...
klokwkdog: night Clem, great shew
||||||||| "12:58 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Hemlock Stones, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Honey Sanchez slips out surreptitiously
ah,clem: it happens, Klok
Dexter Fong: Going to move car. Night to those who leave. and a Kleinhoffer size greetin to those who stay
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:58 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
klokwkdog: what?
klokwkdog: nite Dex
klokwkdog: in fact, this audio board is too complex to keep up both activities, so I'm outta here too
klokwkdog: night every one!
klokwkdog: nite Cat, Honey
||||||||| klokwkdog leaves at 12:59 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Bambi - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Hey! Where did everybody go? The party's poopin' out on us.
Dexter Fong: Oh well, Night Folkes and Dear Friends
||||||||| It's 1:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Bambi
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave
Dexter Fong
doctec
Elayne
Firebroiled
gepeto
Hemlock Stones
Honey Sanchez
klokwkdog
mark time
Merlyn
Mr.Roadkill
porgie
Princepoop
 URL References:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre
http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/
http://www.belfield.com/article3.html
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060118/ENT02/601180303/1034
http://www.freewayblogger.com/iraqomo.swf
http://www.here-now.org/shows/2006/01/20060127_17.asp
http://www.jim-fran.com/fcsnl/
www.mentalfloss.com
http://www.royalsoc.ac.uk/page.asp?id=2986
http://www.sysinternals.com/Utilities/RootkitRevealer.html


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And, "The Home Team"