||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 03, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Max Von Woodrow', just granted probation at 7:09 AM", then leaves hurriedly. Max Von Woodrow: I haf terrible news, http://imdb.com/name/nm0902455/ Vigo the Carpathian as the man who prtrayed him died during 2004 in March in Mexico in Puerto Vallarta. Yet no still photosos or prrrints of the painting of him in Ghostbusters 2 are awailable. Ohvwell Hallovween iss ober. Farewell, archive him.. ||||||||| At 7:13 AM, Max Von Woodrow hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| swifty steals in around 9:24 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." swifty: hello ||||||||| It's 9:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| swifty - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Merlyn: Yes, you're early, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Merlyn and queries "Something I can help with?" Merlyn: fix your watch, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood hands your watch.
Merlyn listens to Catherwood's watch ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:11 PM, on the dot!"
Merlyn hands it back Merlyn: zzzzzzzzzzzzz....... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong inside, makes a note of the time (9:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| principalpoop enters at 9:22 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. principalpoop: caught you, put catherwood down now ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past principalpoop principalpoop: lol ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:23 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:23 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Elayne: Happy Guy Fawkes Day (two days early), everyone! Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Hey Elayne principalpoop: ahh the voice of jimmy-lee principalpoop: hi E Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Aack! my name has been vandalized principalpoop: fawke you E Merlyn: hey I'm back ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:24 PM, dragging cease by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" principalpoop: back you M cease: better than your front cease: high all Elayne: Evenin' Cat! principalpoop: that is why I turn around all the mirrors in my house Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Hi Merlyn, if you can punch out the second "false" Fong that'd be good principalpoop: how is everybody? Merlyn: PDQ Back, that is Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Hey Cat ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong at 9:25 PM principalpoop: killed off? a bit severe M Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri: Heh. Actually you got the wrong fong, Merl ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:25 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door principalpoop: ouch fong ||||||||| "9:26 PM? 9:26 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong enters and sits in the comfy chair. Merlyn: I killed off the one that wasn't talking, dex Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ah..much better ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:26 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door principalpoop: whipple will? ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:26 PM, dragging Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Merlyn: No, he's not the real Fong cease: did you hear margaret chow on maj report just now? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I thought I was a Bozo, not a yahoo Elayne: I'm so confused - too many Unca Dexes! ("Dexim principalpoop: idul-fitr is not sinking in, going over my head Merlyn: cho, not chow cease: i just fired up the mac, so i can listen to cni if it exists Merlyn: CNI is probably not going right now Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Idul-Fitr is a three day celebration of the end of Ramadan in which all debts are forgiven and alternate side parking is supendered cease: yes, tha'ts the woman principalpoop: choo choo, I get to be the caboose cease: i thought chow looked wrong principalpoop: cni is on, jimmy-lee is playing travis cease: why isnt the link on this page? Merlyn: you need a food taster if your chow looks wrong principalpoop: M is pouting Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Travis doesn't want the link principalpoop: or see the vet pablo Merlyn: I saw an unemployed taster by the highway; he was holding a sign that said "WILL EAT FOOD FOR FOOD" principalpoop: putt the link on my cuff Merlyn: or maybe "WILL EAT FOOD FOR WORK" cease: lol principalpoop: some chow is work to eat cease: sounds like my kinda job cease: margaret che, motorcycle mama Merlyn: the pay is peanuts cease: did you see pigpen from charlie brown's xmas used as an example of poor people on the daily show yest? ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Left Rev. Tweenstormer close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:30 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room. cease: coundt fuckin believe it Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Waiter, there's a dwarf in my soup...- cease: guaraldi must be dancing in his san francisco grave Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hey Tweeny principalpoop: hi tween Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey all... cease: tweenty Elayne: Hey Tween! principalpoop: lock your wigs cease: tweenty one Merlyn: do inflatable shoes count as airbags? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: If it isn't now, who cares? cease: sounds like the bush administration principalpoop: Bush cares, he told me so Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Reading The Grapes of Wrath. Chapter 21 is amazing. Merlyn: reagan has ketchup count as a vegetable cease: great book Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: What a fool, it's a fruit principalpoop: only saw the movie cease: steinbeck never wrote anything of that calibre again ||||||||| Catherwood leads llanwydd into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:33 PM, then departs. principalpoop: and he spelled it wrong, like quale, it is catsup Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi llan Elayne: Evenin' Llan! llanwydd: evenin folks Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey, LL... Merlyn: ever see the SCTV version of Grapes of Wrath? principalpoop: hail and well met llanwyd or meat Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Merl: I musta seen it but can't remember it Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No, but I surely so like their skits. cease: ok, not counting the firesign theatre, how many people can you think of in any art form who has been as successful, produced many works of equally high calbire? cease: indeed, merl llanwydd: interesting you mentioned meat, pp Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Not many... Merlyn: "Did it make you mean mad?" principalpoop: super teamwork, some of them were not as funny in other groups Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Mozart? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Meat the Beatles. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:35 PM and klokwkdog waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Ruff... Merlyn: My fav bit was Philosophy Street, the difference between Realism and Idealism principalpoop: klick klok Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Waltzing Dog principalpoop: did I say meat? cease: ok, there are a fair number of musicians in that category. my man vince guaraldi for one, steely dan, dylan, lots actually llanwydd: If you can believe this, I spent all of Monday afternoon butchering a bear with a steak knife. Can you imagine how difficult that is? Elayne: Hey Klok! cease: python certainly, carlin klokwkdog: evenin' mates principalpoop: you should have killed the bear first illan, easier if he is not moving Left Rev. Tweenstormer: That's barely plausible. klokwkdog: steak knife not my choice llanwydd: I didn't shoot it. I got it free from a taxidermist after he took the head and fur Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: It's easier if you tenderize the bear first Merlyn: one of those kill-it-yourself restaurants? cease: both shultz and gary trudeau, actually quite a few of the comix folks, neil gaiman certainly cease: ok, how do i get to cni? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The Canadian version of Outback steak house? llanwydd: anyway, I'm having a black bear sandwich right now principalpoop: bear meat is good I hear, a little greasy Left Rev. Tweenstormer: CNI feed: http://216.234.115.10:8000/listen.pls klokwkdog: robert penn warren? ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Now Playing... ' cease: i am incapable of appreciating classical music, or most other musical forms, so i have to take your word on that, dex llanwydd: I had to throw most of it away because my refrigerator isn't big enough cease: aha klokwkdog: that's what neighbors are for, Ilan... principalpoop: freeze it, not fridge Left Rev. Tweenstormer: So, Davy Crockett, how did the bear meet his demise? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: stet llanwydd: But just picture me in my back yard trying to cut up a bear with a steak knife ||||||||| Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong leaves at 9:39 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." principalpoop: the son of stet cease: they whiz wherever they like klokwkdog: Giant Rat tonight, fine ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:39 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong, just back from Billville." Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: brack principalpoop: fing fong llanwydd: I couldn't give it away fast enough. I threw about half the carcass out in the woods for scavengers Left Rev. Tweenstormer: A really fine album. Listen to it often. principalpoop: that would be arduous llan Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Bad move, it'l attract bears klokwkdog: you should have taken pix, Ilan cease: anyway, anyone hear cho tonight? principalpoop: confusing the forensic folks when they come looking to investigate all the blood Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Where was she? principalpoop: does she have a farm? Elayne: Oops, I'm fading... sorry about that... cease: is it for sale? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Farmer Maggie. That'd be something. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'The Giant Ratpack of Sinatra on ' klokwkdog: no poop, that's Maggie principalpoop: fawke plans E? klokwkdog: I ain't gonna work there no more Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sinatra's packing rats again... principalpoop: margaret is formal for maggie Elayne: Alas no, Poop, I asked folks via my blog if they knew of anything going on in NYC this Saturday, and have had no responses thus far. klokwkdog: nothing in all of NYC? Elayne: Besides, Robin has to work. Which I don't mind, it's great that he's getting work again! cease: as we were walking thru manhattan, dex pointed out where sinatra sang Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Farmer Thatcher? principalpoop: ahh fantastic E klokwkdog: but oh, on St. Paddie's day, they can't wait... cease: the city doesnt resonate to his tunes for me Merlyn: Phil Proctor will be on Arrested Development on Monday principalpoop: if I can make it there, I can make it anywhere Elayne: Wow, great news, Prinpoop! principalpoop: how is the sandwich llan? cease: although walking its streets is like being on a monopoly board of cultural cliches Merlyn: I'll send out an announcement tomorrow Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I was passing Wall Street the other day and I heard him singing "Fly me to the moon..." cease: wow, merl. good work Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I've heard of eating crow, but this is ridiculous. principalpoop: phil was arrested? cease: i dont think we get the new episodes here but i'll see it eventualy Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No more TV for me. Not since last Spring. principalpoop: in new york for singing about bear meat? klokwkdog: we'll all see everything eventually. over and over and over... llanwydd: the sandwich would have been better if I hadn't used too much BBQ sauce, pp principalpoop: better too much than too little llanwydd: better luck tomorrow. now I'm having a cough of cupee Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Quite a cuisine, ya got there... Merlyn: how do you use too much BBQ sauce with an entire bear sandwich? klokwkdog: did you skin the coffee tree yourself, too, Ilan? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Lol, Klok! llanwydd: good question, merl. Eating the sandwich is even harder principalpoop: no, you get down off an elephant, not a duck cease: i wonder if anyone has a copy of profiles in bbq sauce, the skit the firesigns were doing when rfk was killed principalpoop: that bbq sauce is in poor taste now Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Put it up on the podcast, if you've got it... Elayne: Think I'm going to take off a bit early tonight. Too much time in front of a computer at work today... Elayne: Next week, all! ||||||||| Around 9:47 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: NightE Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bye, E... principalpoop: happy GF E ciaoo cease: by el ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 9:48 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey Bambi... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hey Bambi =) Bambi: howdy Bambi: hey tweeny klokwkdog: welcome, Bambi llanwydd: hi bambi principalpoop: a lost dear has wandered in, careful, do not startle her klokwkdog: have you returned or still in transit? Bambi: hi and bye to elayne? missed her darn llanwydd: I just finished eating a bear when you walked in Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Don't let LL near her, for goodness sake... Bambi: hey klok, lanwydd, cat, merlyn, principalP Bambi: hey Dex Bambi: cool! looks like Merlyn put us on the placard ... thanks Bambi: we made it in late saturday evening and been running ever since ... client appts, car appts, etc. etc. principalpoop: how are you bambi, watch out for llan, exceptionally carnivornic tonight llanwydd: what's the placard, bambi? Bambi: LOL tweeny Bambi: "The Giant Ratpack of Sinatra on CNI Radio in red and blue across the top under the list of attendees klokwkdog: the radio link at the top of the chat, Ilan Bambi: or maybe we could call it a marquee principalpoop: red and blue? only blue here llanwydd: aha principalpoop: the marquee de sade, ouch Bambi: thanks for the warning principalP
Bambi :) klokwkdog: it does that if you abuse it, poop principalpoop: anytime bambi Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond ... been a long week LOL ||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond been a long week lol. principalpoop: abuse is in the eye of the storm cease: bambino. hit a homer for me principalpoop: did you hear margaret cho bambi? Bambi: Torid, or was that Taurid fireballs in the making Bambi: Cahterwood please pour Cat a homer ;-) Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood, spin around, jump down, pick a bale of dacron ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong Bambi: Catherwood please pour cat a home ;-) ||||||||| Catherwood hands cat a home -). klokwkdog: what was she saying, poop? cease: tha'ts not a homer, that's a bart llanwydd: pour me another long weak lol cease: can i take it to Oakland? principalpoop: dacron got caught in the field cease: ok, you're long and week Bambi: oops principalpoop: I don't know, I did not hear her Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: spoo Bambi: Catherwood plesae pour Cat a Homer ;-) ||||||||| Catherwood gives cat a homer -). llanwydd: pick a bale 'o dacron klokwkdog: the Ford Taurus Fireball -- the first midrange economy sports car... principalpoop: red balls and blue balls principalpoop: homer or hummer? llanwydd: I've got a Ford Taurus and I'd like to get rid of it Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Just wondering; are you planning to eat your way through what's left of America's wildlife? Bambi: well, Nasa and the news outlets have been talking specifically the fireballs visible on halloween night Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The SHO was supposed to be pretty nice. Bambi: can't say I blame you llanwydd lol llanwydd: I don't have a big enough freezer, dex klokwkdog: Ilan -- that seems to be a common sentiment among Taurus owners... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Question fo anyone but particularly Klok: What the hell's going on in France with the rioting etc? principalpoop: I have a ford escort you can rent for an hour or 2 Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Too bad the wooly mammoths are gone. llanwydd: I only cooked this bear because I got it free Bambi: ah, Clem says to pass on his well wishes to everyone klokwkdog: how is Clem's well? cease: speaking of bulls, saw a great picasso bw called blind minotaur being led by girl with fluttering dove at the local museum recently
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong wishes Clem well as well Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No joke. The scene in Paris sounds pretty bad. cease: very chigallesque, and i love chagall. never liked picasso before principalpoop: like the 60s here, the lower class kids have no rapport with the local police klokwkdog: the kind leading the blind? Bambi: quite well Klok Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: What the hell do these garcons want? llanwydd: But its all bearsed on the same thing principalpoop: I wish his well well, oh well, ahh, clem Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Well, well. Thank his Clemness for all he does... cease: my impression of paris and france in general was that it was wonderfully racilally blended, like canada. it appears i was wrong llanwydd: I didn't care much for the impressionists Bambi: will do Tweeny principalpoop: it was, france turned the right a bit lately cease: that's my school, llan llanwydd: except Magritte, if that's what he was principalpoop: judy judy judy Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Didn't know that had almost 10% national unemployment. Something over 20% for people under 25. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Magritte was *not* an impressionist...more a surealist principalpoop: you dirty rat klokwkdog: in TWIT #27, Dvorak pointed out that there's few paintings in books after 1910 because of the Disney Copyright Act cease: in answwering a questino i posed earlier, how many people have produced stuff at the top of their and anyone's judgemen t, certainly money cease: uh, monet Bambi: Clem says he will do more when he gets the studio here at our place again ... thanks for all the emails ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. klokwkdog: so recent stuff isn't seen much; anyone who shows it has to pay or get permission llanwydd: by "your school" do you mean the french painters, Gaugin, Monet, etc Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Monet, monet, monet..... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: You're insane Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and says "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong!" cease: loved magritte. just mentioned him in my latest blog post, which you all read at www.seemrealland.blogspot.com principalpoop: the old school, down by the old mill stream cease: you say monet and i say say monet, let's cal the whole wall off cease: money money money principalpoop: this is not a sentence klokwkdog: easy money Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: afk for refrilling Bambi: cha ching principalpoop: money for nothing and your chicks for free klokwkdog: all syllogisms have three parts; therefore, this is not a syllogism cease: did yo uall read edgar bollington's letters about hanging with the fireguys when they were making not insane, giant rat, etc? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Spreak engrish, P! principalpoop: yassir llanwydd: I believe the impressionists were french. but they weren't just painters. There were composers like Debussy, who I quite appreciate klokwkdog: where are they, Cat? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No, cease. Where are they? cease: kind of depressing, about austin klokwkdog: Mary Cassatt cease: alt. comedy. firesign or whatever the fuck it's called Left Rev. Tweenstormer: How come Phil didn't make it to England? llanwydd: what about austin, cat Bambi: did you know that a radio station that we listened to around Cincinatti, OH that named Dark Side of the Moon the top record of all time by their listeners principalpoop: gershwin, frank gershwin Bambi: apparently representative of the sentiment around the country llanwydd: I think the uselessnet group is selled firesgn klokwkdog: Austin doesn't like to fly, I guess that was it Tween Left Rev. Tweenstormer: It is really good. Best of all time? Don't know about that... klokwkdog: you mean the Riddler, Poop? principalpoop: cincinnatti has the rock and roll hall of fame I think principalpoop: keep guessing klok cease: merl will know. there's a website or whatever, google groupit llanwydd: I mean "spelled" cease: dark was good. flloyd was good. but there was alot of good music ithen Bambi: very true Cat principalpoop: some witch got you on halloween llan Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Big fan of the Relayer album. llanwydd: My top album of all time is "The Yes Album" klokwkdog: Bambi - I'm confused about why that was significant. It seems like a no-brainer Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Excellent, LL. They've re-released it on vinyl. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Cleveland proud home of the R&R hall of fame Bambi: well, we agreed with it of course ... but it was nice to see others felt the same way Left Rev. Tweenstormer: You're sure it was a bear, LL? llanwydd: sounds cool, tween. wish they still made record players klokwkdog: DSOTM was on the Billboard charts for what, ten, fifteen years? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: They still do principalpoop: in case you considered it, do not bother attempting to play a cd on your record player, I already tried that Left Rev. Tweenstormer: They do I believe, for audiophiles. cease: yes was good Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: tween: Technics still makes inexpensive record players Bambi: the best part was because it was named the favored album of all time .. they played the entire album on the air in two parts with only an ID between the sides ... very nice for the home trip. cease: tween, thanks for mp3s Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The fidelity just isn't the same, is it P? llanwydd: Tween, it was either a bear or a midget cease: i dont listen to much music anymore klokwkdog: most of those seminal bands had massive rotation of personnel Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sure thing. Feel free to let me hear what you like as well. cease: or in scotter libby's fervid imaginatrion, a bear and a young girl llanwydd: Actually it wasnt' a large bear. About a 100 pounder principalpoop: I needed a new needle maybe klokwkdog: i listen to a lot of music, just not commercial radio Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: me neither...I just listen to either white or pink noise klokwkdog: you never told us how it met its demise, Ilan Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Think Scooter will go the way of Dean? klokwkdog: is Pink Noise that Floyd tribute band? Merlyn: he might try, tween Bambi: same here klok ... we just wanted to hear that they were playing around the cities as we passed by cease: i listen to talk, air america, cbc, other newsy sort of stations. firesign, comedy Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: I think so principalpoop: he is not clever enough, the roots run through the montana mountains or something like that, PU klokwkdog: Bambi - not me. I would've loaded up a pile of MP3s and played those Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Is CBC better than NPR? llanwydd: klok, I got this from a taxidermist after he used the head and fur. He gives away carcasses around this time of year. He never told me how it died. I didn't ask principalpoop: and that group is already born again, too late for scooter ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bubba's Brain disembarks at 10:11 PM. klokwkdog: all the commercial radio stations are owned by conglomerates and seem to play the same 7 songs. All the public slots are dominated by NPR and play the same 7 programs principalpoop: ahh hubba bubba Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Hey Hoosierman... Bubba's Brain: Hey all! cease: cbc has gone a long way downhill in the 18 years ive been in canada. but it's still better than npr llanwydd: hi bub Bambi: we did play CDs too :-) just not at the same time as we were checking out the radio stations as we went around the cities
Bambi :) Bambi: hey Bubba cease: hey bub Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I'll have to check it out, cease... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: So you don't know for *sure* it was a bear...coulda been a South American Capyberra, or maybe a giant mongoose llanwydd: I hope I haven't offended any vegetarians by telling this story principalpoop: dark side of the moon or the Archies Live bubba? klokwkdog: BBC has similarly sunk in quality, but it still outclasses just about anything in the USA cease: someone asked me if the jack poet vw tv spots the lads did could be podcast. i wondered if that was being considered by the lads principalpoop: you meat eaters are all alike cease: doe jack poet own them? cease: they were on one of the dvds Left Rev. Tweenstormer: That was me. Seems like a good fit. cease: no we arent, poop cease: we arent urine either klokwkdog: Dex - or a really big racoon... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ralph Kramden? Bubba's Brain: Hmmm... Archies Live? iteresting concept. Live cartoon musicians. principalpoop: omnivores Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Is someone missing a 100lb. trick-or-treater? llanwydd: In fact I received this bear just as I was thinking about trying macrobiotics Bambi: had a nice ham on toasted bagle for dinner if that counts klokwkdog: After a few near misses with suburban deer, I sure wish they'd put venison back in the grocery stores principalpoop: lool tween Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Macrobreatics principalpoop: you are a cannibal llan Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Macrobearotics Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I keep macros in my attic. klokwkdog: LOL Tween Merlyn: bambique principalpoop: gosh, who was the fuzzy guy in star wars? Bambi: microbreweries? klokwkdog: chewbacca Bambi: Chewbacca principalpoop: ahh chewbacca, you ate a halloweener dressed as chewbacca lol cease: that;'s not a brewery, that's her husband llanwydd: I think macrobiotics has something to do with macaroni Bubba's Brain: microchewies? klokwkdog: or sometimes Carrie Fisher, depending on how much coke the cast was doing that day... Merlyn: I thought the fuzzy guy was lucas
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong sings "Things go better with coke Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No wonder vader was so cranky. llanwydd: no the fuzzy guy was played by Peter Mayhew who is English principalpoop: macromicroeconomic theories
klokwkdog is reminded to pour some diet coke with lime (how is that different from diet pepsi???) klokwkdog: the english are all fuzzy cease: that's what george carlin said. did y'all read his interview in the new onioin? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Couldn't you tell from the accent? cease: fuzzy? i thought pig pen was just dirty Bambi: can't stand those diet drinks ... they mess with my stomach klokwkdog: the original star wars was full of english actors that lucas got cheap Left Rev. Tweenstormer: If Clem's taking requests, I sure could listen to EobE again ;) principalpoop: hello jimmy-lee cease: good one, tween llanwydd: I only drink noncalorie soft drinks Bubba's Brain: Peter Mayhew was in Bloomgington last month. klokwkdog: gang aft a-glee Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bambi: Tell Clem if you can that Giant Rat sounded fine Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Haven't checked it out yet, cease. cease: unless he wants to play some of that dear friends full hour thingies that even i dont seem to have cease: was that a good thing, bub? Bambi: just told Clem for you Dex llanwydd: did you meet him, bb? Bambi: he said thanks klokwkdog: there was a Wookie festival? principalpoop: bloomington or bloomingdales? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bubba: Saw Simon Jones? (from Guide to the Galaxy) at an old time radio convention couple weeks ago klokwkdog: at the Indiana for the Indonesians festival? cease: merl, you konw the url for bollington's firesign tales? are they on firesing site yet? principalpoop: ahh that is it, you just ate a black wookie sandwich ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Frightening Clones on ' Merlyn: I guessed wrong klokwkdog: you sure did Bambi: lol cease: that's not a sandwich, that's my wife principalpoop: a swing and a miss Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: "Just Flokes" ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Joust Fawkes on ' Bubba's Brain: Bloomginton -- seems someone did an independant films called "Saving Star Wars" and Peter was at the premier. Left Rev. Tweenstormer: What??? llanwydd: is that a henny youngman joke, cat? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: A swing, a miss, panties Merlyn: what link is that, cat? cease: this isnt their worst album, but its right down there. i principalpoop: wrong chat fong klokwkdog: "It was like the Fifth of November, only much, much bigger" cease: link, uh.... ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'a few minutes with Firesign Theatre from 8/11/2005 replay' cease: its on the chromium switch site, or whatever it is Merlyn: for bollington's firesign tales ? principalpoop: ahh the missing link Bambi: that should help cease: it was posted to alt. firesign recently. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: This isn't the *almost* haiku chat? klokwkdog: this is a recording?? principalpoop: haiku? gesundheit Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Gesundheit... llanwydd: in my opinion "Fighting Clowns" is the weakest Firesign album Bambi: yep sure is Klok klokwkdog: LOL Dex cease: letters from edgar bollington about the making of not insane, the giant rat party, etc. really interesting klokwkdog: it falls klokwkdog: on tiny ears principalpoop: bless you rev klokwkdog: and melts cease: kinda depressing about austin though Bambi: actually Clem says it's Memorex ;-) llanwydd: which is ironic because I caught that tour and it was great Bubba's Brain: Dex -- spent several days with Simon at National Audio Theatre Festival in June. klokwkdog: clem broke my stemware! principalpoop: i have been bamboozeled? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: It's got some good tracks, LL, but compared to some of the others... cease: john simon? he was divine on aint swine whistle dixie no mo Merlyn: Cat, you mean the Edgar letters? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: What is it about Austin you keep alluding to? cease: i thik he was at that giant rat party Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bamboozle the Clown? Nice Goldthwait bit... cease: yes, merl. are they on the firesign site now? llanwydd: you mentioned something about that before, cat. what's depressing about austin klokwkdog: convenient access: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre principalpoop: phil was arrested in new york, awaiting developments cease: bollington seemed to thihnk austin was at fault for firsign breakups llanwydd: just that it's not as well visited as dallas? cease: for various depressing reasons. its on the site principalpoop: clarence snake Bubba's Brain: News -- Lodestone just re-released Fighting Clowns http://lodestonecatalog.com/cgi-bin/ltmcat.cgi?sku=MSUG106 Merlyn: cat, the edgar letters are not on fst.com cease: i knew austin was as much into being a musician as he was being a comedian, but i didnt know he craved "rock star" status. certainly bergman wanted to be the Beatles of Comedy and dave and pp are far from ego-less, thankfully cease: proctor arersted? bullshit cease: he's too funny to arrest principalpoop: hindsight is golden and 20/20 Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sure wish they'd re-release EobE, Bubba. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:26 PM and Dave waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. principalpoop: I read it hear cease: they should be, merl, unless austin objects. what do you think? principalpoop: ahh dave cease: hey. i hear a blind boy enter Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Yo, Dave... Dave: evening all, I rememberred about the haven that hath here standeth llanwydd: hi Dave Bambi: hi Dave Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi Dave Dave: it was your sight deceiving you cat principalpoop: sitteth downeth and taketh off a loadeth Bubba's Brain: Won't promise anything, Tween, its owned by Mercury, but I plan to try. Bambi: which of the Phils allegedly got arrested? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Mercury, the God of Thieves? Merlyn: maybe cat, who runs chromiumswitch.org? llanwydd: this is killing me. I'm going over to look at the site and find out what it's all about. be back soon Merlyn: proctor will be on 'arrested development' monday Left Rev. Tweenstormer: How about charred bear meat? principalpoop: I was giving somebody a chance to mention the details that he will be on ... ahh thanks M, I forgot who told us Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Arrested developement = rebuilding of twin towers cease: better on arrested than arrested cease: tom godwillo? is that the guy's name? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: inter-arrested cease: the chromium switch guy. has an active firesite cease: old friend of the guys principalpoop: travis sang whippowill earlier Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: trit sang tit willow later cease: willl ain't poor, he just has no fashion sense llanwydd: there's nothing over there. or maybe I looked in the wrong place Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: indeed, feather are right out this year principalpoop: hehehe he said tit hehe Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Does he have fascist sense? principalpoop: ahh, I won a date with Meirs on a call in show. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: have you met bess meirs son? cease: that's not a date, it's a prune Bubba's Brain: Who? principalpoop: what? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hear an owl principalpoop: bess? I don't know what is bess for me. llanwydd: brb Bambi: hoooooo principalpoop: bear getting you llan? cease: that's not an owl, it's an oil Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: bess? I is yo woman now...you be de woman later klokwkdog: Dex - re Bess. GROAN! Left Rev. Tweenstormer: P-That's true, man... principalpoop: I am going to the tuxedo dance with a girl named oscar? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok=)))))))))) Wasn;t that great =)) klokwkdog: subversive! Bubba's Brain: Who's the Bess? klokwkdog: band in the land? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Better be ready 'bout half past 8 cease: tha't s not levant, that's babylonia klokwkdog: what will happen? principalpoop: you pay for the taxi cease: did anyone find the edgar letters yet? Bambi: Bessie is an old faithful chevy van Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Thai Babylonia....still tied onto tiny sticks Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I can't bear that. Bear with it. cease: that's not a taxi. it's free Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Do I smell smoke? principalpoop: the bare truth hehe klokwkdog: cat - OK, I skimmed the letters. Didn't notice anything out of the ordinary with a bunch of entertainment types at their ages then Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Call the Sunshine Cab Company, tell 'em de kingfish sent yah Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I'll bet the gas mileage is eating ya alive these days, Bambi... klokwkdog: link is here, Cat: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/browse_frm/thread/0574c2232f61c693/710e7a3cbe0b4ac1#710e7a3cbe0b4ac1 principalpoop: yassir, yassir bearafat cease: bollington's comments about austin didnt bother you? they clearly did him klokwkdog: Cat - didn't find anything for Not Insane yet cease: edgar, not phil. of course it was a long time ago Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bobby Bare? Mix 'im. klokwkdog: not a matter of a long time ago as much as that they were what, 30-ish? cease: his reasons that the firesign couldnt seem to stay together turned out to be a list of austin problems cease: . you'd think they would be spread around principalpoop: bobbysoxers welcome cease: sometimes, bergman, sometimes ossman, proctor etc, eh? klokwkdog: well, maybe it's like the Eagles, Cat Dave: is TV or Not TV still available for purchase? klokwkdog: what was that reunion record, "Hell Freezes Over"? cease: a good paralle, klok Left Rev. Tweenstormer: P-Do they play the Mets? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: For any of you old school R&R ers, met Sonny Curtiss, lead guitar with the Crickets and Buddy Holley at old time radio convention couple weeks ago cease: they really were the beatles of comedy cease: motherfuckers Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Yep Dave. Sure is. cease: hi dave. how's your university treating you? ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... principalpoop: that guy was on the crest fong Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bought a copy not too long ago. Pick up Austin's Roller Maiden's as well if you don't have it. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (10:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. klokwkdog: big thing this week was that someone bought out the guy who drove Fogerty up the wall and got his stuff back out and John ˝way contented Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: The bears revenge Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes.... principalpoop: yes fong cease: dont buy it, dave. save your money for your newly legalized marijuana cease: bad dao, bad principalpoop: I hope he got the reinforced quadrupal plied made for bear tp Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: YEs..interesting guy, among lotsa R&R and countryish stuff, he wrote the theme song for Mary Tyler Moore show Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Van is legalizing weed? principalpoop: tres interesting, wow cease: no, denver. it's defacto legal here for years klokwkdog: Fogerty? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: He ws a very nice, interesting a funny guy cease: other parts of canada will penalize you, but here the cop will more likely ask for a toke than bust you principalpoop: brian defacto, brian fogerty? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: No joke. The cops have much better thing to do. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Token law and order principalpoop: riding the crest will do that Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sounds like what I've heard about Aspen. klokwkdog: Dex: Subway Justice! cease: there are enough real criminals running around hurting people llanwydd: I've just been looking around the internet to find out what is so depressing about austin and there is nothing anywhere. This is killing me. what happened? Is this a joke?
klokwkdog still has a pile of United Traction Company tokens from Albany Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yeah but they're all elected cease: ok, fuck, do i have to go look for this thing? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: MI. The waster. klokwkdog: ilan- http://www.chromiumswitch.org/edgar_main.html klokwkdog: I keep posting the damn URL and nobody goes there... llanwydd: thanks, klok. brb Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: If I did, I might miss something you'd say principalpoop: I added it to my favorites for later, I cannot multi task, the pause is while I had to breath Merlyn: "nobody goes there, it's too crowded" -- Yogi Berra Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Was it something I said? (see richard pryor) Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I chopose to live in the moment..the moment that just passe....okay the next moment...beginning ...uh..rightnow Bubba's Brain: We talking about the Mile High city? principalpoop: when you come to a fork in the road, take it klokwkdog: view the FST newsgroup easily: klokwkdog:http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre klokwkdog: find the entry Cat mentions: klokwkdog:http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/browse_frm/thread/0574c2232f61c693/710e7a3cbe0b4ac1#710e7a3cbe0b4ac1 klokwkdog: pick the link out of the post: klokwkdog:http://www.chromiumswitch.org/edgar_main.html cease: here it is. Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Like Ram Dass says, be here now. No, now. OK, now... principalpoop: now? oops late again klokwkdog: Dex - you use Firefox browser and middle-click on the link. It opens in a new tab and between my flashes of brilliance, you can go over and read every word (and most of War and Peace) Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Just don't be late for supper, P ;) Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: =) cease: its supposed to be like what we're not supposed to know, and klok is right, it is like many other amalgamations. cease: problem is, this is Ours Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Tolstoy's original title was of course, War, What Is It Good For". principalpoop: mmmm roadcakes again, heavy on the 30 weight mom cease: i reads tthat book long ago. cease: twas almost firesonian klokwkdog: Bubba - according to CO state officials, Denver can do what it likes, but they'll still arrest for pot; it's not going to be a haven if they can do anything about it cease: absolutely Nuttin ||||||||| porgie enters at 10:48 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. principalpoop: Elane, is that you? llanwydd: hi porge principalpoop: porgie Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Where are you going to graduate from? klokwkdog: Tween - he couldn't use that title, since it had been copyrighted by some US musician porgie: evening all principalpoop: the hat pack annex? are you insane catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood ignores principalpoop cease: Scoooter, Cheyney Biter klokwkdog: stephenfosterkane, I think Bambi: hi porgie llanwydd: those links are all about some guy named edgar, not austin klokwkdog: hey, porgie! Check CNI radio doing Just Folks at link above cease: If you're a spy, he's your outer, righter? ||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dave - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The Uri Testakov trio, I believe it was, Klok. llanwydd: I admit edgar seems to be an interesting guy principalpoop: rove on over to the abramoof connection Bubba's Brain: Bess be headin off to bed now.... See you all l8tr. klokwkdog: Ilan - the letters by Edgar discuss the members of FST making the albums, including Austin principalpoop: demonic possession? that is not good Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Se ya Bubba... klokwkdog: sigh principalpoop: ciao bubba, eat more cheese klokwkdog: nite Bubba! cease: bub llanwydd: well, I don't see anything depressing about that, klok Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Will Rove be wading in the reflecting pool? Bambi: see ya bubba klokwkdog: it must the the prions in that bear meat... Bubba's Brain: Nytol. ||||||||| 10:51 PM -- Bubba's Brain left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). klokwkdog: Austin throwing everyone out of the house? principalpoop: cyborg Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ; Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Sy Borg's new and used body parts. llanwydd: I'll have to read it in more depth after the chat principalpoop: it was the 60-70s, no fair keeping notes cease: you find the Tv or Not Tv letter not depressing? suit yourself Merlyn: no musical fairs? cease: be fair, or be square principalpoop: I have part of the tv or not tv mp3, funny stuff klokwkdog: well, my point was that 30 year-old guys do that crap and too many of us have some years on the odo; no fair looking at things then thru our eyes now. shame, Cat ;-) llanwydd: I didn't look at that, cat. I'll take another look later Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: have only read letter about benefit for PFKKFCP or whatever...nothing there Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: good point... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: afk for a short instant cease: i have read a lot of interviews and heard them on the radio when their act was aborning, and i've always wished them well. cease: obviously. principalpoop: the rain is spain falls mainly on the plain, by george I've got it, boy george too Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Pacifica's got a station in Houston. Kinda surprised considering the political climate. I would have thought Austin more suitable. Bambi: well, gotta go lay down ... eyes drooping badly ... still trying to catch up after travel and keeping so busy since we got home cease: the fact that fans liked them is no reason for them to like each other cease: by bambi principalpoop: glad you are doing well bambi, we missed you mmmm night Left Rev. Tweenstormer: See ya Bambi.. llanwydd: nite bambi Bambi: nytol! klokwkdog: nite Bambi, nite to Clem, 2. And root and the menagerie. Was in Job Lot tonight and saw incredible acrylic bird cage Merlyn: nite B Bambi: thanks ... see ya next time :-) cease: sleep well, bam principalpoop: ahhh yes, all my best to the man in your life, root ||||||||| Bambi leaves to catch the 10:56 PM train to Virginia. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night Bambi principalpoop: ahh bambi has left jl and is coming to me llanwydd: I knew Job Lot. He was a very patient man klokwkdog: ocean state job lot, the home of low prices Left Rev. Tweenstormer: As his wife turned to salt? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Don' toin around Left Rev. Tweenstormer: As the world terns... principalpoop: yes salt your bear meat llan Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: salt it away for a rainy day principalpoop: caw caw Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hear crows principalpoop: love crows where my rosemary goes Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Gotta to reign in that salt. principalpoop: toad away already? llanwydd: and nobody knows but me Merlyn: bear with you cease: arnet those strategic arms limited yet? principalpoop: did they change their clocks? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hear Heckle and Jeckle...but I can't see them anymore 'cause they be deemed "racist"...like Amos & Andy Left Rev. Tweenstormer: He has his father's eyes. Sure wish he'd giv 'em back. llanwydd: alla dese bearing expressions cease: speaking of crows, anyone seen bike boy on snl last week? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn: H&J are black magpies Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Do people still watch that show? cease: i had earlier argued here that crowe's politics would pull him to the left, but if he's such a bush buddy, what? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Merl: Yes indeedy Left Rev. Tweenstormer: A 357 magpie automatic? principalpoop: I have not thought of H and J in a while llanwydd: Maybe if H and J were purple they'd be okay Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: llan: Nope..puprle be to close to black cease: that's not a pie, it's a mine Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: A salted pie? cease: so it should be "purpiggers"? Merlyn: and one had a classy british accent Left Rev. Tweenstormer: They're going to pull Barney because he's a bad stereotype for dinosaurs.. principalpoop: the guy formerly known as prince was in the color purple, or maybe that was whoppi llanwydd: ain't gonna work on maggie's pie no more porgie: . cease: mmm, i smell me a lynchin. bring the merlot Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: more bettah you say porprose Merlyn: so who are the purpletrators of this? principalpoop: barney miller? remember fish Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: purprose cease: she'll do anythingl. cheap porgie: Barney? Merlyn: Eric the fish? principalpoop: are you proposing to me fong? cease: tha'ts not a fish, tha'ts my.... principalpoop: eat the fish, don't eric it Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I'd like a license for my phish, please. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: I propose a Salute to Purple cease: su su sushi Merlyn: 'porgie' is almost an anagram of 'magpie' klokwkdog: phish food llanwydd: I always wondered if "The Color Purple" was a pun on "Colored People" cease: i'm almost dead, merl principalpoop: purple is a whiney color porgie: That's a nasty halibit you have there. klokwkdog: "idiot" is almost an anagram of "bush" Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Marly = Author of anagrmas for the dyslexic cease: very protorish of yuou, lan Merlyn: you're thinking of 'synonym', kwd cease: proc tor rich Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: or maybe a sing o gram principalpoop: I love synonym with butter on my toast llanwydd: protorish? don't know the word cease: hey merl, did proc post about the london show yet? cease: something i look forward to reading porgie: I remember when intelligence was attributed to Bill Merlyn: not yet, cat cease: i wonder how do and pb liked it? llanwydd: aha. I think I get it now
klokwkdog is amazed to note that Ocean State Job Lot has a Soduku puzzle book for 99¢; he just read about the craze in NYT today cease: is pp still in europe? klokwkdog: man, this Judith Miller thing really must presage the total disintegration of the Times... Merlyn: dunno cat Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: Did you buy it? llanwydd: Synonym! LOL, PP! klokwkdog: no llanwydd: I wonder what antonym tastes like klokwkdog: I looked at the $20 6,000,000 candlepower spotlight, but there's no one I want to incinerate right now ||||||||| porgie leaves to catch the 11:08 PM train to Billville. Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Lots of things disintegrating. cease: yes that puzzl e things is suddenly ubiquituous. cease: i want math to serve me, i don't wish to serve math cease: if you catch my meaning, if you get muy drifto klokwkdog: I looked at the $30 cordless phone, but all I got was two tubs of Danish "reduced sugar" raspberry jam Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I don;t want to therve mass either principalpoop: pynchon writes about the preterite klokwkdog: cat - I can't read the japanese numbers anyway klokwkdog: it's probably some yazuka racket, too llanwydd: preterite sounds like a mineral cease: lucky mother Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ichibon = one principalpoop: sometimes I don't speak right, but I know what I am talking abut Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The yakuza play tennis? cease: pyncheon wrote so much bad prose it's hard to believe he wrote crying of lot 49. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: They play tensely cease: a book i've read more than that principalpoop: tony yakuza yassir Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Wakaramasen... klokwkdog: yes, in Newport, during the Black Ships Festival in the summer, Tween cease: hjis mason and dixon i bought to read on a plane. Merlyn: I have to get a cell phone that plays arbitrary MP3 files for the 'ring', so I can use this: http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2005-11-03_467569672371522/movies/misc/fly_help_me.wav principalpoop: that was a fun book cease: t some point, my brain said, no, you're not wastring me readig this. do sometihng else. antying
klokwkdog has been a quarter-way thru Vineland for 6 years... Merlyn: oops, that link won't work Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Somebody's been reading Clavell :) principalpoop: ahhh shucks cease: hey merl, re jack poet, maybe a good thing for google? good pr for the guys if they have the rigghts Merlyn: try http://www.wavsource.com/movies/fly.htm cease: podcast civ? cease: i actually enjoyed Shogun. klokwkdog: had another chance this summer on vacation; was between carrying that and some meditations by Pema Chodron; Pema won out... Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I've worn the binding out. Very good storyteller, Clavell. Also liked Noble House. cease: kind of a comic book version of an actual guy cease: yes i read that too. very quick read klokwkdog: Merlyn -- you're supposed to pay for ringtones, so the phone companies can make millions off your laziness Merlyn: I don't know cat, Jack Poet (the car biz) is out of business and Jack Poet (the man) is dead llanwydd: do you recommend chodron, klok? cease: he did make hong kong a place i'd like to eat in cease: but those ads are on the dvd, merl. so already "out there" in market cease: does the poet estate get pennies from that? perhaps not. to the lads? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: As long as there's a good fire escape, cease? klokwkdog: Ilan - yeah, if you're in a cabin by a glacial lake next to a bog in New Hampshire. It's not going to work at home, listening to Classic Rock Radio! cease: that's not a fire. that's my deity ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 11:14 PM, dragging porgie by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" Merlyn: don't know, cat. I also don't know if there's a common format for podcasting video principalpoop: wb porgie llanwydd: sounds like my kind of reading, klok cease: i would think bertgman at least would love for that stuff to be out Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Welcome back to the show that never ends... principalpoop: a daily deity? cease: he seems tight with apple principalpoop: what are you showing tween? blushes cease: i'm surprised this isnt something the lads and thier agencies arent workin g on klokwkdog: Ilan - actually, I also read The End of Faith there, which celebrates the approach, but is the exact angry antithesis of Chodron. Merlyn: well, there's no money in podcasting cease: there isnt much vid of theirs that's very good, but what there is should be flogged. sell those t-shirts Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ; Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Not yet, Meryl. The crowd may have to thin out a bit. cease: creasting market, merl. klokwkdog:n.b. - Chodron is a Buddhist nun in NS cease: isnt that the idea? principalpoop: I enjoyed mason dixon, to each their own self be true
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong suspects author of End of Faith isn't cease: watch snl, than watch a podcast of a jack poet ad which is from an era from which snl came, and yu see the real thingk and will want to see/hear more from that source, eh? principalpoop: I thought Chodron was a gas station llanwydd: I take some of buddhism to heart, but not the idea that life is bad Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: when it come to mason doxpn I draw the line cease: i may finish it, poop. i read constantly, always somethingl new mags now cease: llan: do you figure buddhism thinks life is bad? Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Groan, Dex... principalpoop: they drew it, nancy drew, oh nancy klokwkdog: The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393327655/102-7149972-4515304?v=glance&n=283155&n=507846&s=books&v=glance cease: i think rather, the idea is that we can do better. that seems confluent with most religion Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Draw the curtains would you, Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Left Rev. Tweenstormer and yells "My ears are burning..." llanwydd: Cat, the whole idea of karma is that life is suffering Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cherry jones Nurse! klokwkdog: yes, cat; exactly klokwkdog: I like the idea that this reality is the pits; there's just about nowhere else to go but up llanwydd: then again, the hindu law of karma is different cease: you mean my daughter died because something bad i did in past life? fuck that shit principalpoop: a dr pepper with a slice of lime in it, give a buddhist that Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Catherwood looking for more room in the garden of Allah. ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Left Rev. Tweenstormer and yells "My ears are burning..." klokwkdog: that's kind of twisting it cease: i used to think highly of buddhism til i went and lived in a buddhist country for a long time principalpoop: twist and shout klokwkdog: karma and dharma are both natural flows and cannot be avoided cease: there are good ideas everywhere. even in buddhism Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood stop yelling ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong Merlyn: karma and dharma and greg and alice Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Chubby, would you please pass the checkers. principalpoop: reality is an illusion? come on now, stop kidding around cease: you could probasbly find something uplifting from mein kampf, if only your arm muscles. and what of that? klokwkdog: the idea is not to get stuck in one state, and the only way (says Buddhism) is to balance the flows so that you're not attached to any condition Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: You could avoid it if you had time travel llanwydd: In my opinion life is what you make it. Existence itself is good. That is where I differ with Buddhism klokwkdog: it's in some ways incredibly subtle and incredibly passive Merlyn: I'm going to take off, see you next wick cease: thats like saying ignore gravity, clock klokwkdog: we do have time travel principalpoop: there are many ways to skin a bear cease: off you take, merl klokwkdog: LOL principalpoop: night M, and thanks so much again Left Rev. Tweenstormer: The Acme whip wick. See ya, Merl... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Happy landings Merl Merlyn: my time travel machine can go a week into the future in only 7 days llanwydd: nite merlyn
Merlyn waves ||||||||| At 11:22 PM, Merlyn hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." klokwkdog: nite Merlyn Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: LOL principalpoop: what did I say? sorry lol Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: "skin a bear"? klokwkdog: amy tan's new book about Burma has good stuff about being in a Buddhist country. I heard her read the part about the fishermen and the fish market principalpoop: ahhh yes, there is a philosophy built on that principalpoop: by some Yogi lol Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: THe Ursalites, I believe klokwkdog: yes, but a steak knife is certainly up there in the three sigma territory principalpoop: serrated llanwydd: I agree much more with the Hindu idea of karma that the Buddhist Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: There's a stigma on snake knives? klokwkdog: poop - you're thinking about picnic baskets... principalpoop: sir rated up in the 3 sigma cease: other new book about burma i want to read Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: (Close the lid Fred Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Rated SER. Wild animals only. cease: i hope burma escape the yoke in my liftime principalpoop: the picnic baskets are a symbol, folks need to have that false happiness taken away cease: my uke grandma did not live long enough to see ukraine free. alas klokwkdog: not much hope Cat - China is behind the junta and the US does not want to get in a pissing match with China Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: To escape, young grassmower, one must mix in the whites Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Lot's of folks need a little escaping in this very troubled world. klokwkdog: cat - it's not clear that they're free now... llanwydd: yes burma had a close shave klokwkdog: GROAN Left Rev. Tweenstormer: LoL, Dex... cease: looks bleak indeed, klok. the best it can do is stay on the radare principalpoop: and how about those secret cia prisons folks, makes me glad to be an american, I get to have a lawyer cease: and hey, look what happened to east timor. sometimes repressiion just stops bieng worth it Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: you can have a lawyer but you can't see him klokwkdog: same problem with Pakistan. Selling nukes to terrorists, missile tech to Iran and hiding out Osama; running on terror money from our skyrocketed oil payments to the gulf states klokwkdog: but China is supporting them and we hate India for being non-aligned, so we sell Pak. F-16s...so much for the "war on terror" principalpoop: I have a slightly better chance than the poor schmucks overseas Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I was glad to see that the city of Austin has bought some Prius hybrids. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: and god punished them with an earthquake...too bad, got part of india
klokwkdog is reminded of Ripley in Alien: "You're helping it!" principalpoop: hey, the general in pakistan is our friend, he will have elections when he is sure they will vote for him.. Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I still would like to see Bush's scenerio for ending the war on terror. It's like saying ending guerilla warfare. Makes no sense to talk about it like that. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: The general i n Pakistan has no friends klokwkdog: general and president for life. another one of our puppets, like Marcos, Noriega, Shah of Iran, Saddam.... cease: but lots of fiends Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Look on the bright side...3 out of the 4 are gone now principalpoop: sure sure, bush is not doing anything new, ahh well invading and occupying is a bit much klokwkdog: Tween - there is no scenario. He just says there is one and he can't tell you. Left Rev. Tweenstormer: And the heroine business in Afnhan has never been better, from what one hears. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: actually 4 out of 4 cease: dex: exactly. thats what i think of when i hear news from your country cease: teh world, from teh point of view of crabgrass klokwkdog: Tween - how do you think the CIA gets funds for all their stuff? From taxes? Hah! Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: now legal crabgrass principalpoop: hey he chose meirs for the supreme court, he is laughing at us as morons klokwkdog: Drugs thru Burma; Drugs thru Pakistan across Iran; Drugs from South America Left Rev. Tweenstormer: When people talk about drug dealers I tend to think of North & Poindexter. porgie: . Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Oh you don't like an unqualified woman...here's a real right wing fascist for you klokwkdog: more than them, Tween. lots of names nobody knows, never will llanwydd: well, I'm out of here. Great to see you all again. Next Thursday cease: his vanguard stock thing would sink any other nominee, but not this one principalpoop: right or left? klokwkdog: yeah, Dex, it's all our fault for rejecting Meirs and pushing him into a corner Left Rev. Tweenstormer: Bye, LL... klokwkdog: nite Ilan! Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bear right when you leave llan, it's safer Left Rev. Tweenstormer: I must shuffle off as well... Have a great week everyone... principalpoop: yes, the cia was doing it and nobody cares ||||||||| Left Rev. Tweenstormer is kicked out just as the clock strikes 11:34 PM. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night tween principalpoop: the bus arrived? or politics is boring? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: We're all police on this bus klokwkdog: it's getting into that territory, Poop principalpoop: they make it boring so we do not pay attention klokwkdog: plenty of places to discuss politix, cat is right, we should talk about FST in the FST chat...but FST was once about politics, too
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong is doing his part by not commenting seriously on *anything* klokwkdog: but that has not stilled his fingers principalpoop: there are many ways to skin a bear, ooops not funny now Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: klok: =) klokwkdog: what, no car movement? not required on Guy Fawkes weekend? principalpoop: timing is everything Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Is this Fawkes weekend principalpoop: yes, E told us klokwkdog: 5th of November klokwkdog: lots of brush fires reported in Scoop - fireworks went on sale last week in NZ Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: well Klok: Idul-Fitr marks a 3 day celebration of the end of the month long Ramadam in which all debts are forgiven and alternate side parking is supended klokwkdog: ah, so saith the fourth Caliphate in Gracie, eh? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Thou speaketh of Gracie the Allen? principalpoop: ahh good old ramadam, he was cool klokwkdog: If you have broadband or reasonable dial-up, BBC Radio 3 online has a play about the Gunpowder Plot on Sunday at 19:45; that's 2:45 PM Eastern or you can dredge it out of their archives for a week using their radio player principalpoop: I found a website about guy fawkes, he was an insurgent apparently ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... klokwkdog:http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/dramaon3/pip/1ctce/ Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: so was his cousing Ding Dong klokwkdog: Poop -- I think a couple hundred barrels of gunpowder under Parliament would qualify... principalpoop: ramadam and ding dong, vaudeville Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Vaudeville with a twist cease: hey i have a good idea. let's all not eat principalpoop: a lemon or lime twist? principalpoop: that will teach them cat, they will be ashamed and change their behavior Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Not eat what?...bear? klokwkdog: Ilan has certainly created a stir... klokwkdog: or at least many a sandwich to come... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Interesting thing on PBS..how Fishermen and Orcas team up together to hunt whales klokwkdog: gee, Stephen Stills doing "In My Life" on FallingStars. Nice klokwkdog: poor whales can't win... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Steven Stills was lucky to not do life principalpoop: if they are so smart... klokwkdog: we almost had a fawkes-type coup in '34: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0922915865/102-7149972-4515304?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance cease: theres a baseball team in japan called the whales Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ..why don'''''''t they speak so we can understand Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: brief afk Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: or use initials klokwkdog: let me guess. they eat exclusively... cease: stills should have shut up a long time ago. his voice now is an afrront to what it once was klokwkdog: so is Mick Jagger's... klokwkdog: it's all about the money cease: they were sardine size in the ratings, as i recall klokwkdog: and the vanity cease: probably working for scale klokwkdog: the revenge of the whales, then? principalpoop: mcarthur made his bones dispersing the vets who had gathered near dc to get the benefits they had been promised klokwkdog: KD Lang doing Honky Tonk Angels now. not a good choice... principalpoop: my ears have gotten worse with age along with their voices, not a problem klokwkdog: Poop -- who was it that resigned rather than do it for Hoover? Pershing? principalpoop: I think so cease: mcarthurs bones are melting int the rain principalpoop: disgraceful klokwkdog: Late Junction this week played a lot of Carla Bruni; good example of leaving one craft at the top and trying something else principalpoop: they left his bones out in the rain? I don't think that I can take it Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: cat: lol principalpoop: what if they gave a war and nobody came? principalpoop: there are some folks that like wars, how do we deal with them? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: what about the Righteous Bros cease: its a crying of lot 49 joke. cease: on sale now for 39 cents principalpoop: cheney and bush? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: bush and cheney Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: go together like a life in chainies cease: ok, yanks. you think there is enough power on the outside of the republican realm to actually harm them? cease: is the judiciary strong enough to take down rove? cheney? bush? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yes cease: i will be surpriseed, as i was with wartergate and nixon's implosion klokwkdog: it's like Nixon -- he eventually took himself down principalpoop: sure, some of the right are upset about the deficit cease: i realy want to see this murrow flick, good night and good luck. klokwkdog: it was precisely a "third-rate burglary", but the cover-up was the BFD in the whole thing Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Sometimes the only way to deal with the looters and the spoilers is with the smell of *Gunsmoke* Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Saw the movie...pretty good principalpoop: ahh cool, that took balls cease: that happened before my consscous life time but i've been an aware citizen since the late 50s. i remember how much the cold war intensified under kennedy cease: as a proto film maker, i care very much about how things look, are edited klokwkdog: LeMay was pushing like mad to make a hot war principalpoop: they depend upon fear, firesign fights fear, in many ways cease: a very bad tale can be made very compelling by great craft. klokwkdog: I'm waiting for the terror alerts to start prior to the 2006 elections klokwkdog: again Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Didn't he end up as a spokesman for those cigars...El Maximo etc klokwkdog: dunno, Dex Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Le May? cease: the firesigns werent perhaps the frist to exploit the new audio posibilties of their era to expand the consciousness of our species principalpoop: el reproducto? that was clinton with monica klokwkdog: he nearly ended up starting WWIII cease: but for those of here, certainly the best principalpoop: without a doubt cat Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: lol..Never heard El Reproducto before principalpoop: that has whiskers on it fong, glad you met him finally Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Whiskers Fong...my long lost Karate Instructor principalpoop: how long was he lost? klokwkdog: new kinda karate, eh? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: He's been wandering Canada....teaching hockie goalies how to react Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Eh? klokwkdog: you can teach hockey players? cease: i have a freind who's a hockey coach principalpoop: it is very difficult to inspire consciousness and retain your sense of humor and not become to heavy, it is art cease: ostly skating technique of which he is a master cease: used to coach the devils, back when they were in heaven principalpoop: eh? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Thanks for the demonstrat5ion =)) principalpoop: did I show something? oops my zipper was open, thanks Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: XYZ PP cease: dex, havwe you heard from lili and doc? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: was it the caps that quited the room ||||||||| It's 12:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| porgie - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... principalpoop: my dad played hockey in high school, he was sent in to beat up and intimidate the other team, is there a name for that role? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: No, haven't..Lili said she might come to nyc and give me a call but haven't hear anything Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp:Yes. The beatimidator principalpoop: last I heard, do ok, but not fun cease: yes i recall reading that in last weeks chat log ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Screw off Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Eat it raw, SIR!" cease: she knows we all wish her the best Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Thanks for the SIR! Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong cease: too bad i only come to nyc every 41 years. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Humph! Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" principalpoop: you bet Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood Catherwood Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and asks "Yes?" principalpoop: I was born at west point, and have never been back Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Rile yourslef Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong and mumbles "Did you need me?" Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: They don't draft officers cease: haley's comet- come back! Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Bill boy, yah been gone so long cease: is i t still pointed west? principalpoop: alex haley, ahh scooters roots cease: this isnt draft, officer. it's from a bottle Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: E W N & S...we're always vigilant principalpoop: put him in the can with the others cease: earth, wind n's shit? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Greivings Boy, you been bottled by the GOvernment principalpoop: I have fear of nyc, I am the epitome of a rube cease: we await silent tristero's empire
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong enjoys cat's tower of power response cease: i loved my few days there with dex and elayne and all. wish i'd had more of its fabulous food klokwkdog: the themes for tonight: Pynchon and men carving up bears with steak knives Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: There are no rubes, only rubics cubes klokwkdog: seems like some kind of forbidden love -- shouldn't they use bear knives? cease: that;s not a steak knife, that's a 10 year old girl
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong wishes there had been sufficient time to introuce Cat to the quisine of NYC cease: you read/heard of lscooter's porn novel? principalpoop: and raising consciousness christnas or whatever your real name is klokwkdog: nope cease: randy rhodes disected it exquisitely on her show today Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yeah Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: speaking of bears =))))))))) principalpoop: scooter wrote a porno? cease: i cant beat it cease: you have to bear with me. all tjhose bearing esxpressions principalpoop: the michelin rating of restaurants for nyc is released tomorrow, thank you google news Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: No No NO it is Krishna Consciosness Mr Swine klokwkdog: lyle lovett wrote a song about taking a bear to lunch, but I never thought someone like Ilan would take it so literally... principalpoop: bare your sole, oops the bottom of feet offend muslims principalpoop: ahh the khrisna racket klokwkdog: yes, that's at the International Tennis Hall of Fame in Newport during the Mulberry Festival, Poop principalpoop: here we go around the mulberry, bush again? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: (Overheard at the Newport Tennis Festival: "Vishnu with you? Nothing, Vishnu with you?" klokwkdog: mulled cranberries are very Thanksgiving, Poop; won't be in season for another 2 weeks here principalpoop: llan meet bear, bear meat llan principalpoop: oy fong
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong doesn't want to see a cranberry with a mullet principalpoop: how do you mull a cranberry? I mull things over sometimes klokwkdog: probably folks who couldn't get in to see the Turow Synagogue, Dex cease: what are mulled cranberries? is this like a hot cidre? cease: whatr spices would be used? klokwkdog: cinnamon; don't know what else klokwkdog: lots of sugar, obviously principalpoop: martin mull does them? klokwkdog: but wine, not cider klokwkdog: Poop -- I think he went to rehab cease: my parents traditionally stud an orange with clove and then float cinammon sticks in a bowl of hot apple cidre. delish principalpoop: is that a city in iraq? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: A good Napolean ...say 1922? principalpoop: Rehab, between bagdad and mecca cease: yes i have made mulled wine many times. vin cheau in france, or wharever the spelling. great stuff klokwkdog: yes, it's about 40 km. SW of Karbala, Poop klokwkdog: Poop - no, it's on the Basra road Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Harry Potter and the Orangie Stud principalpoop: ahh carooba ole cease: cinamon, clove, nutmeg, alspice. there must be far more. cease: herbs and hot booze go well klokwkdog: it's about 10km from the first alt.fuel.iq rest stop cease: i think i'll have an orange. or The Sun Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Herb....... principalpoop: any good spidey holes to visit in rehab? klokwkdog: uh, Poop...SW of Karbala...can you say "Shiite"? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I recommend the Peter Potter museum klokwkdog: Dex - is that in Bedford Falls? principalpoop: that is a good name for a religion tuurdism, I am a turrd Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: As falls Beford Falls, so falls Beford klokwkdog: it's a corruption of the Arabic and not literal Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Iam the tuurd the tuurd Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: al turdi principalpoop: saying corruption of the arabic is redundent klokwkdog: it's like Ukranian/Russian. A friend's kid would be in day care and see some other kid with a toy; started shouting "Die! Die!". The staff got really worried... principalpoop: you are the third turrd? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: Now now principalpoop: now? oops late again klokwkdog: Mr. Potter was really mean Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Really worried ifi they continued..Die Die Dieyanu klokwkdog: pshalsta! Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Famagusta!! principalpoop: plebney!
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong gestures hypnotically klokwkdog: Toledega! principalpoop: I hear and obey master Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Five Hundred cease: ara Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: ooo rah
klokwkdog kept practicing hypnotic gestures in the mirror, but always got tired of it principalpoop: your wish is my command master cease: you are getting very sleepy klokwkdog: is that like a ditto master? klokwkdog: I guess that's Rush Limbaugh now... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: These improvised chants have been brought to you bt World Music,,a new country everyday principalpoop: snore cease: have any of you had any experience with hypnosis? klokwkdog: not that I remember cease: yes mass hypnosis is where hitler, among others, come from
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong kept pronouncing word backwards like Mandrake the Magician...fooled agin principalpoop: I have mesmerized, but that was drugs
klokwkdog thought he came from Germany. Well, you learn something every day principalpoop: oops been cease: it is said that one cant be hypnotised to do something one wouldnt really want to do Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Yes...I am not a good subject cease: so how manchurian candidate real can it be? klokwkdog: I thought about being Sanforized, but thought twice after I saw what it did to clothes... principalpoop: ahh the Id, he gets angry if I talk about him Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: With drugs and mindwashing.. very real cease: i have had a few experiences, but in each i was always compeltely aware of the expereince. klokwkdog: it's very subjective, I think ||||||||| Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong?! It's 12:23 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" principalpoop: my page died for a moment cease: i was kicked off ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "12:24 AM and late as usual, it's Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong, just back from New York." Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: Me 2 principalpoop: warning shots, stop talking about hypnosis, now klokwkdog: rhohypnol or whatever sounds like it's pretty effective cease: i think we mentioned a subject were not supposed to discuss klokwkdog: what subject? principalpoop: I heard HDTV is super for subliminals Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: I recommend Dr. Franz Mesmer cease: yeah the class im taking is for editng on hdtv. i hafe to get one klokwkdog: I heard animals have much higher flicker fusion rate; see TV as flashing light principalpoop: i forget what it was klok, strange cease: i'm just unahpy about going from square to rectangular klokwkdog: with LCD TV, the refresh is different -- I wonder if they see it now principalpoop: if you start liking bush cat, we will have proof Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: It's Dr. Memory!!!! klokwkdog: cat - but you don't mind rectangular movies? cease: he's not a doctor, but he plays one principalpoop: the lens is circular, why not the screen? cease: in a cinema, of course not Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi...Wanna play Doctor? cease: but how do we shape our "home entertainment area" into such a form? klokwkdog: cat - you have to get an HDTV for class? Good thing you're not studying to be a helicopter pilot! cease: then she'll want to see Yours Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Buckminster Fuller here...have circular home entertainment problems? klokwkdog: cat - you have square walls? principalpoop: give him a sleeve job cease: no, klok. i'm learing final cut pro for hd Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Port and relieve him cease: so wha ti'm editing isnt for the format tv i have. i would buy such a tv anyway just as monitor for home system principalpoop: cutting age cat, stations around the country will need you soon klokwkdog: Cat - in my PC is an HDTV card. HD comes up on my 4:3 LCD monitor in letterbox. Card is cheap. An even better one is only $250. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Space station X 21 calling Cat cease: yes, my c;lass is full of budding new talent and oldies like me, in search of a new light klokwkdog: most of the expense in HD is the display... principalpoop: this is ground beef control, oopss ground bear Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: New light on an old problem klokwkdog: OTOH, you don't really gather family and friends and popcorn around a 19" computer monitor... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: pp: giggle cease: as a peter bergmanesque wobbly myself, i love the facft that the film school i'm at is started and run by the film union
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong wobbles away for a refill klokwkdog: the "film union"? principalpoop: give them a light and they will follow it anywhere, how true this is true this is
klokwkdog IWW's away for more coke... cease: yes. they need a lot more electricians, or someone like them cease: qwhen van became hot hollywood north about 20 years ago, the union needed more members klokwkdog: poop - I think the phrase is, "Give them a key light..." klokwkdog: poop -- you're probably thinking of the old saw, "Give them a spot and they'll..." principalpoop: I must toodle, I want to stay but that would keep me from going, toodles principalpoop: I will listen again and find out klok pulling the wool over my eyes cease: so they set up classes thru muy local college to teach for certification. i'm now completing my 2nd acredation course, which means i could join union and work on a project by next year, if i so desired. principalpoop: ciaoo :D have a super week ||||||||| principalpoop says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, principalpoop exits at 12:32 AM. cease: but fim is a big business here, as it was in van nuys where i grew up cease: pooperino klokwkdog: nite poop cease: no doc and lili tonight, alas cease: no bun too. wonder where he is? klokwkdog: at film school? klokwkdog: if Van is Hollywood north, where is hollywood south? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night poop Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cliburn cease: more a camera angle than a place, klok klokwkdog: sure klokwkdog: camera angeles? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: The camera was on an angle,,I just had to figure out what that angle wax Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: was
klokwkdog has delt with angle wax oh so many times klokwkdog: of course, there's no point in even trying to do anything about angle wane
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong remembering klok wazing eloquently on the subject of angles
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong sings even honkey tonk angles ahve wanes
klokwkdog wazzes about lots of things, but usually no one takes note... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: Wazz real? klokwkdog: how'm I doing? -- not even any beer yet ;-)) Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Less coherent than ever klok cease: you stopped drinking, klok? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: =)) klokwkdog: yeah, my coherer is on the fritz; having trouble getting music tonight cease: i trhink the last time i was coherent, truman was president. and look at all the good he did klokwkdog: less stopped than I ended up very late and very sleepy and still hadn't had my beer, so put it off... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ah....Music is the coherer of us all...
klokwkdog was in Coherent last spring, but didn't stay long cease: we jhave to meet one of these years, klok Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Still drinking those modern negroes, Klok cease: they must be happy klokwkdog: I think I'm three behind this week, Cat klokwkdog: yeah, sure am Dex cease: a weak behind? try exercise klokwkdog: although I'm buying a sixpack or two of Something Else now when I get two of the Modelos Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I'm drinking a north Luxenbourg fruit berry/alfalfa blend uncircumsized lager klokwkdog: can't stand any more, Cat; the engines won't take it cease: and you're only marginally older than me. klokwkdog: more power to you Dex; sounds like French beer to me. I hate French beer and German wine... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok/Smitty: Damn it..I'm a poet laureate n ot an engineer klokwkdog: ROFL stuff about Takei and Star Trek on TWIT this week, Dex; worth downloading Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: I hate French bear and German swine cease: yes i like booze that tastes like fruit. alas, our local dry apple cidre disaapered ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:42 AM and Stickman waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. cease: i can bear with your swine klokwkdog: welcome Stickman, but ur hear near the End of daze cease: is it a stick, or is it a man? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hi Stick cease: if anyone can answer, i think it's this man klokwkdog: the Reeces' PB cup of chatters... Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Are you now or have you ever been a member of Congress? Stickman: I may be the only living human (?) who was at the FST concert at Carnagie hall in '74. (?) I still have the program. Anyone else there? cease: we await cease: welcome, sticky klokwkdog: other than that Japanese pear wine, I'm not big on stuff that's extremely juicy cease: dex? klokwkdog: stick - I think they managed to fill part of the hall, if you didn't notice at the time cease: did you read my blog review of the pear drink, klok? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: Can you capsulize what they performed? So much of it is rather....er um hazy cease: takes a Nashi to know a Nashi klokwkdog: same thing happened to me during 2001 -- I barely remember the audience, but they were there ;-) klokwkdog: no Cat cease: tell a story, tell a story Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Klok: 2001..was that the Steam driven Internet? cease: stick it to us Stickman: From what I remember it was mostly Dwarf and HCYBITPAO. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: You may well have but tell us more. please klokwkdog: no, that was the Stanley Kubrick-driven S-F film. I was kinda offplanet B4 it started cease: caregie hall was 73? 74? cease: we await your silent knowledge klokwkdog: wait a minute -- everyone in FST is still with us (at last count), and presumably they were there in '74, so you can't be the "only living human" Stickman: I think it was '74 but I'll have to check the program. I remember 4 or 5 really little guys running around on stage. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ha! fast work batson klokwkdog: there is also this subtext about aliens possibly being present that fascinates me cease: and.... ||||||||| Dr. Headphones steals in around 12:48 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Stickman: I stand connected! klokwkdog: square little fellows? cease: what did they do after they stopped running? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: That was the Billy Barty Short People Revue Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends cease: kend cease: thank grid Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Hey Ken...welcome back Dr. Headphones: just got up in prep for 2am departure klokwkdog: WOW, you made it, Ken! klokwkdog: oh, bummer klokwkdog: well, say hi to the rig for me cease: kend-man, we are blessed with a visitor fromt the carnegie firesign show Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Catherwood, tell Dr. Headphones what time it is ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:49 AM, on the dot!" Dr. Headphones: yeah, southern indiana (bedford) with load of aluminum, then backhaul is load of bricks cease: drive aletly as possible, kend Dr. Headphones: catherwood, you have it wrong again ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dr. Headphones and queries "Something I can help with?" klokwkdog: you missed a great running Pynchon/cutting up bear with steak knife motif; do check the log. Ilan got lucky with his local taxidermist Dr. Headphones: cat: i will be through the major cities well before rush hour Stickman: My seat was so high that between the fainting due to oxygen deprivation and the nosebleeds I don't recall that much. Fortunately I have photographic evidence. Dr. Headphones: klok: will try to remember to do that klokwkdog: I hate when all those right wingers stop and listen to Rush Dr. Headphones: stickman, don't think i've met you under that name at least, i'm a regular (at least when i take the metamucil!) klokwkdog: anyone not in the photo is either a vampire or space alien Dr. Headphones: happy to meet and greet Stickman: Just my luck. Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: I can't put my hands on it right now, but I'll look up that show...meanwhile..stick around =)0 and come back next week and I may have the chronology klokwkdog: Ken - when you're in Bedford Falls, say hi to Mr. Potter at the Bank. Stickman: Did "Radio Laffs of 1940" ever get wide release?
klokwkdog has never ehard of it Dr. Headphones: have never seen that movie in toto, only parts of it cease: i think i have that cease: from fred, right? Dr. Headphones: ehard? is that something to do with internet porn? :) klokwkdog: no, this is the one about the guy who gets to review his life. You're thinking about The Wizard of Oz Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^ I'd think you would know Stickman: Only if you have a really vivid imagination. Dr. Headphones: yeah, i hope you had your tongue in cheek for that comment, klok klokwkdog: yeah, ken, the new sex toys auction service of ebay cease: how is it going, kend? you are often in our thoughts klokwkdog: well, you're the one who started with the toto thing, Ken ;-) Dr. Headphones: cat: i'm staying incredibly busy. it's not at the times of day that i'd wish, but the paychecks are nice. i actually have money in the bank and the bills are all paid cease: good for you Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Yeah: Whenever I pass an 18 wheeler in the break down lane, I always salute Dr. Headphones: klok: that's what i get for using latin, i guess cease: what can you tell us about the carnegie show, stick? Stickman: This is my first time here. Does Tom Gedwillo or Elayne Wechsler ever show up? klokwkdog: Elayne was here tonight, Stick Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: Elayne yes...tom no Dr. Headphones: dex: i almost saluted a mercedes SUV with my front bumper the other day. she pulled in front of me and stopped suddenly klokwkdog: check the log link cease: elaye was hear earlier. she is the foundress of this chat cease: tom never has been here, at least by thatr name klokwkdog: nearly permanently, eh Ken? Stickman: Excellent! I'll try to make it again next week.
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong thinks tom is Merlyn cease: i am from before the beginning Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: Chat begins at 9 pm pretty sharp klokwkdog: Stick - there is a log link near the Exit button on the bottom. It brings up the night's log in a new window Dr. Headphones: and it was an incident where i would have been justified in hitting her, i believe. i'm about ready to write a screed about "rules of the road for four wheelers" and post to my blog Stickman: "before the beginning"? Isn't that what happens when you put instant coffee in the microwave? klokwkdog: or you can look at the Thur. log on the main page. I think there's archives, and they're posted in the FST newsgroup Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^ We'll alert the media =)) Dr. Headphones: ugh. instant coffee should be against the law klokwkdog: Stick - wellll, it's what happens when you make instant coffee in the microwave and drink it ;-) Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: What's ion that cup besides pee trucker? cease: no, stick i heard bergman's radio free oz show before it morphed into the firesgin show it became on krla in 67. i heard them developing their scripts at the magic mushroom shows later that year which became theri album career klokwkdog: certainly not grounds for dismissal, ossifer Dr. Headphones: 54 degrees outside here. not half bad. i expect snow before too long however. it IS november Stickman: That's what I said. You go back in time! cease: i would call that "before the begining" in that i saw them do their stuff that later became theri albums. but so did many others. they were very popular in la at the time klokwkdog: actually, I think what happens is that the present goes forward in time Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Ha! Ha! Grounds! get outa here trucker Dr. Headphones: sounds like a cher song: "if i could turn back time". that's the one where she's on the deck of the aircraft carrier, just oozing sexuality. klokwkdog: this is why they don't want people doing it cease: yo think so, lkok? cease: ist that just semanitc? Stickman: The first time I heard FST was on WBAI in '67 klokwkdog: or plastic surgery cease: what is defined as prestent and future and past Dr. Headphones: i'm not anti-semantic at all cease: oither langfuafges do it difrerntly klokwkdog: back when wbai was wbai... Stickman: What is it now? Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^: Thats on the album "Mission Accomplished" Dr. Headphones: lol, dex :) klokwkdog: anti-semantic has been renamed, Ken. It's called Niantic; it's just down I-95 from Mystic... cease: ossman was on wbai in 59. i guess they rebroadcast the kpfk shows in 67, same network Dr. Headphones: i'm sure waiting to see what scooter has to say in court Stickman: He should drink the 5th. klokwkdog: back when Pacifica was Pacifica... Dr. Headphones: oh, mystic. i remember eating steak tartare off the road there once.... cease: it was roves' fault, not me Dr. Headphones: now pacifica is a chrysler car Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: C'mon over red Rover ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: what do you remember about carnegie show, sticfk? klokwkdog: Ken: Scooter will say: "Unka W said he'd pardon me, so you gonna hear nuttin' from me. Do your worst." Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Piss up a rope Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood pisss up a rope. Stickman: I'm in LA now. I listen to KPFK from time to time. I'm making a lot of time references arn't I? cease: the piano has been drinking, not me Dr. Headphones: catherwood is making me nervous about the time. as long as i jump in the shower by 1am, i'm on schedule ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 1:01 AM!" klokwkdog: stickman - wbai now is...sad cease: were you in la during the firesign early days? Dr. Headphones: does anybody realy know what time it is? does anybody really care? cease: only the chicago white sox Stickman: The Carnagie Hall show. All I really remember is haveing a great time and laughing a lot. Much like any FST show I've been to. I do remember the room was packed. cease: it aint 8 men out Anymore! Dr. Headphones: i used to have white sox, ran out of bleach and they are gray now Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick: If you click on the nino button just right of the log button, says you're in Virginia klokwkdog: Stickman - I listen to KCRW sometimes. And KFI. It's another planet out there, but you seem to have hit the main axle of ebil, NYC-LA ;-) cease: have you seen them in other shows? Dr. Headphones: i bet nino says i'm in seattle too. that must be the nexus of this IP address klokwkdog: Stick - did you catch the show in LA area in 2004? klokwkdog: 01:45, Ken klokwkdog: sorry 00:45 Dr. Headphones: nope, portland, oregon Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Kend^ Says you're in Portland...mist be friving really fast Stickman: WAs that the Wiltern show? I saw that. I got all my books signed. cease: i'm on the best coast. best city., how can i complain? Dr. Headphones: and i *know* i'm in michigan klokwkdog: my eyes are going; Dr. my eyes have seen the (too much ) light klokwkdog: lucky location! Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Cat: You'll find a way =)) cease: lol Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Well Dear Friends...it's been another night and we have another one coming up next week, grid willing klokwkdog: Nino says Stickman is in Ashburn, VA Dr. Headphones: btw, i've been six (count 'em, 6) weeks sans radio in truck. finally got approval to buy one, turn in for reimbursement, and have installed. i will know in an hour 15 whether or not it's done klokwkdog: u pulling out Dex? Stickman: That Nino thing is weird. I'm on the company computer so who knows where it is located. Dr. Headphones: dex: you be good while you're not here ;) klokwkdog: yeah, CU next week, Dex Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Night Cat,Kend^ (Drive safe), Klok and come back next week when our keeper of the records is here =) klokwkdog: don't let NYC get towed away Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong: Stick Dr. Headphones: i must run also, need to wash this detestable old body of yesterday's grime. TTFN to all, see you when i can later down the page, dear friends Stickman: G'Night Dex. Dr. Headphones: glad you could see me, even if only for a short time! klokwkdog: nite, Ken; thanks for showing Dr. Headphones: this 4pm-midnight sleep schedule is for da birds klokwkdog: Stickman - we start at 9PM EST; more folx here then and Elayne shows up more often early than late klokwkdog: sounds PITA Ken ||||||||| Dr. Headphones leaves at 1:08 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." klokwkdog: well, folks, I think I'll shut down here and bring up KStars and see if Mars will be setting out back later Stickman: I'll try to make it next Thurs. I work in the evening. 9est is 6 here and right in the middle of my busy time. klokwkdog: it's only going to be this close a little longer, so...wave! ;-) klokwkdog: Stick - put us in a tab on your browser ;-) klokwkdog: they'll never figure out the conversation Stickman: Whoops! Gotta run. See you on the Funway! cease: hows it going, kend? cease: by stifck klokwkdog: also, once they get set up again, CNI Radio broadcasts FST audio during the chat (up until about 11PM) and also has "A few minutes with FST" at 10-11PM Sats. EDT cease: i was upstairs depriving some pumkin pie of its soul klokwkdog:www.cniradio.com klokwkdog: well, cat, I was saying I'm outta here, too cease: off we float ||||||||| cease dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cease?! It's 1:12 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" klokwkdog: pumpkin pie - yum. I had to make do with a moon pie ||||||||| klokwkdog hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's klokwkdog?! It's 1:12 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Stickman - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Bambi
Bubba's Brain
cease
Dave
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fong
Dexter ''Idul-Fitr'' Fongalk ri
Dr. Headphones
Elayne
klokwkdog
Left Rev. Tweenstormer
llanwydd
Max Von Woodrow
Merlyn
porgie
principalpoop
Stickman
swifty
