Weekly Firesign Chat Cheese Log

A Firesign Chat
10/13/2005

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 13, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| porgie sneaks in around 6:36 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
porgie: I thought I told to never mention that again
porgie: And bring my vest back from the bule while your at it.
porgie: I'll just wait now for some horrible malady to stike me dead............just like the others
porgie: who vanished mysteriously
||||||||| It's 6:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'porgie', just granted probation at 8:00 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
porgie: I hate yaws. kills me everytime
||||||||| It's 8:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 8:46 AM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Firebroiled coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Firebroiled: Line up, sign up, and re-enlist today! Because we need more schooling for more students for THurday Night Chat!
||||||||| "Hey Firebroiled!" ... Firebroiled turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:46 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| syriaroom enters at 8:44 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
syriaroom: nightchat
syriaroom: NIGHTCHAT
syriaroom: HI ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL]
syriaroom: ANY BADY THIER
syriaroom: ????????????????
||||||||| Catherwood leads gwhua inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| It's 9:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| syriaroom - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 13, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| gwhua - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:24 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Merlyn: everyone's dead again...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:26 PM and principalPoop bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalPoop: want a grape M?
Merlyn: I'd like a cherry J.
principalPoop: oops, only the echoes of my mind lol
principalPoop: I lost mine years ago, sorry no cherry
principalPoop: ahh music I know
Merlyn: not much goings on ongoing at the moment
principalPoop: how are you doing?
principalPoop: I see that, unusual
Merlyn: I'm doing ok, how U
principalPoop: fine thanks, too hot for october, but nice
Merlyn: well, enough of this idle banter, did YOU reveal valerie plame's name to some lamebrain on de plane?
principalPoop: I resemble dick cheney but not me
principalPoop: any grown man named scooter should be suspect
Merlyn: "dick cheney" sounds like a venereal disease symptom - "Doctor, I have dick cheney"
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:32 PM, dragging cease by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
cease: que pasa
principalPoop: his father decided not to name him lon cheney III
cease: sounds painful, merl
principalPoop: hola
Merlyn: too obvious for politics
principalPoop: bueno gracias, y tu?
cease: hi poop
cease: how's the diarrea?
cease: saw new chong flick yest. reviewed it on my blog, with refs to firesign
principalPoop: those adult diapers work super, if I don't mind the smell
cease: yeah diaper smel.. p.u.
principalPoop: ahhh jmmy-lee
principalPoop: did you out valerie?
principalPoop: adult poop is more interesting than baby poop, the bouquet is more complex
Merlyn: Valerie Perrine out-valeried Valerie Plame
principalPoop: I had a crush on some actress named valerie, I forget her last name
cease: in Slaughterhouse 6?
cease: depends on what you call interesting
Merlyn: valerie, bert, and ellie?
principalPoop: room 222 I think, skinny with black hair
Merlyn: karen valentino liberace
principalPoop: ellie was the mom on dallas
principalPoop: ahh karen valentine, oops
principalPoop: almost a valarie
Merlyn: the mormon dallas?
principalPoop: the evening dallas times
cease: anything with a mormon in it is a blot
cease: the morning dallas space?
principalPoop: I thought one of the firesign guys was moron, osmond right?
cease: the guy who gave bergman his first radio job
cease: paul dallas?
principalPoop: ice bergman
principalPoop: my 2nd girlfriend had a super dallas
principalPoop: oops mormon, not moron, pardon
cease: did you do shakespeare on her balcony?
cease: same dif, poop
principalPoop: I am so horny even the crack of dawn looks good
principalPoop: delta dawn
cease: how tom waits of you
principalPoop: ahh come on, they found their bible in the mountains of new york,
cease: interesting piece on how all the strange religions sprung out of northern new york
cease: where did i read that? salon?
principalPoop: we are all bozos in this van
principalPoop: I loved the oneida group, they were wild
cease: oh that's right, it's in Assasination Vacation. Sarah Consonant's book
cease: e of the assasins was an Oneida member for a while
cease: in all that free love, he couldnt get laid
cease: wonder he killed garfield
principalPoop: fiction or real?
cease: real
cease: quite an interesting book
principalPoop: I will look for it
cease: if its in the north van library, it will be in yours
principalPoop: the blue ridge public library is not large, but I will try
principalPoop: we have millions books store too
cease: where is everyone tonight? is it a yank holiday?
principalPoop: the mormons dig up their ancestors and baptize them again
principalPoop: I have no idea, should I google for news everybody else is watching?
cease: is there a new planet proctor about pp;'s adventures in england yete?
Merlyn: I dunno why turnout is so light tonite
cease: is dex in europe again? or in parking hell?
cease: i mentioned firesign in england in my chong flick review.
cease: in got email from kend saying he was in trucker's purgatory tonight
Merlyn: where's that, cat?
cease: i'm not sure. somewhere on the road
principalPoop: I was reading your review, cool
cease: where is cni tonight?
principalPoop: with valerie?
Merlyn: dunno - I can make a link and we can listen
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'what's on CNI? '
principalPoop: the giant rat of sumatra
principalPoop: what is on tv?
Merlyn: "The Giant Rat of Sumatra" on
Merlyn: oops
cease: ah, giant rat
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"The Giant Rat of Sumatra" on '
principalPoop: thanks for the oops, I thought I was going insane
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: a doily?
principalPoop: yes sir that's my doily, so say hello doily yes hello doily
Merlyn: but you ARE going insane
||||||||| Outside, the 10:02 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: hey, i't's llan. we're saved!
principalPoop: going, going gone hahahah, they're coming to take me away haha hehe hoho
llanwydd: God told me to invade this chatroom
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 10:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
principalPoop: we have a quorum, or quim mmm
cease: hi bun
principalPoop: and bunnyboy too
cease: hows seattle these days?
principalPoop: hallejulia llan
cease: can we bury a jew?
Bunnyboy: I solved the refresh problem
llanwydd: is a quorum like a quarry with only one rock?
Merlyn: by not eating?
Bunnyboy: I right-clicked the CNI link, and opened it in a new window.
cease: is it better than fresh pograms?
principalPoop: showering more often or deorderant?
Bunnyboy: Seattle's appropriately autumnly.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'BuzzTweenhunger', just granted probation at 10:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
principalPoop: no, that is quoruqe
BuzzTweenhunger: Evenin' all...
principalPoop: tween in between
Bunnyboy: With 6, we get eggroll.
cease: i was downtown at new chong flick yest. it was raining and all the leaves were falling onto the sidewalk. it was ridiculoulsy beautfiul
cease: hi tween
Bunnyboy: One measly, stinking eggroll...
llanwydd: I don't know Seattle
cease: i am not a number, i'm a free eggroll
principalPoop: veggy ewwww eggroll
Bunnyboy: End Side One
principalPoop: next to, oops, what is seattle next to, north or portland...
principalPoop: of
cease: souht of here
llanwydd: I got a call from Actors Reperatory Theatre in Rutland, VT yesterday. They want me to play Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol". I accepted the role. It might be fun
Bunnyboy: In the final two seasons of HOMICIDE, LIFE ON THE STREETS, they had an irritating cardboard female detective "character" named Detective Ballard. All the vets on the show addressed her as "Seattle", because....?
BuzzTweenhunger: Lots of rain in the NW, or so we hear.
principalPoop: super llan
Bunnyboy: That's right, SHE WAS FROM *SEATTLE*. And her last name was BALLARD.
BuzzTweenhunger: Sounds like fun indeed, LL.
Bunnyboy: And THAT is what SOME FOLKS call WRITING.
cease: good work, llan
Bunnyboy: P. U.
principalPoop: young or old scrooge?
Bunnyboy: Seattle's east of Tacoma and Olympia.
cease: kate ballard? she played lucy on the original Peanuts album
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Bonemeister', just granted probation at 10:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "10:10 PM and late as usual, it's CommieMartyr, just back from Alabama."
Bunnyboy: South of Vancouver B.C.
principalPoop: boney maroney
Bunnyboy: North of Vancouver WA.
CommieMartyr: Hi all
cease: everything is south of vancouver
Merlyn: crazy or insane scrooge?
cease: that's what all those mexicans are doing here
BuzzTweenhunger: Hey bone...
llanwydd: I hear it's going to a slightly different from the original, so I don't know
cease: hi commy, bone
Bunnyboy: lo COm
principalPoop: a nude christmas carol
llanwydd: The words are the same but the director wants to use some license
Bunnyboy: cease: Was that a Peanuts album, or YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN?
cease: dem bones dem bones them dry bones
CommieMartyr: with catherine zeta jones
cease: channing?
BuzzTweenhunger: Border security is getting to be a pretty big issue these days. Loredo's a real mess.
cease: no no, lnog befoe that bun
principalPoop: hello comrade, death to the running imperialstic reactionary dogs
Merlyn: I prefer catherine omega jones
cease: ballard and some guy i forget. it was a comedy album, early 60s
cease: you can google it
CommieMartyr: Surrrrre poop. got any uppers?
Bonemeister: eat flaming death fascist media pigs
cease: i here she's good in Eggs
Bonemeister: comrade
cease: i was a big peanuts fan in the 60s
principalPoop: ahh using real id licences?
CommieMartyr: Shoes for industry!
CommieMartyr: Shoes for Che Guavera
principalPoop: no uppers in our society, we are all equal
cease: did he say criminal or crinimal?
Bunnyboy: cease: I was gonna say! The actress who played Lucy in the 1967 show was wonderful, but not Kaye Ballard.
cease: soes for the dead, the name of my upcoming flick
principalPoop: cranial
cease: no it was before that, bun.
cease: saw Youre a Good man in la. the guy who played snoopy went on to fame in Mash
cease: gary berghoss
llanwydd: was this the same actress who played lucy in the sky with diamonds?
CommieMartyr: No that was Polythene Pam
Bunnyboy: Thass HOFF!
principalPoop: that was lola, you have some kinks
Bunnyboy: or HOF, I fergit.
llanwydd: that would have been about 67
principalPoop: yes 67 is before 69
Bunnyboy: And Bob Balaban was Linus, in that production.
cease: kaye ballard, that's right. i remember her doing some of the peanuts album on johnny carson
CommieMartyr: Poop, you mensa?
principalPoop: he made sunglasses
principalPoop: no, I have my diaper on commie, but thanks
cease: depending on your gymanstic skills, poop
Bunnyboy: Didja all hear that Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy are at it again? They're filming a new mockumentary, with most all the usual suspects, and one exciting addition.
Merlyn: 7+25?
cease: you?
principalPoop: or length of the vaulting pole
CommieMartyr: (waiting with baited breath) (i'm eating sardines)
llanwydd: I tested recently at 129. That makes me slightly sub-Mensa, I believe
llanwydd: but who knows if it could go up like the price of gas
Merlyn: gas-powered IQ tests
Bunnyboy: The working title is FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, and is set around a bigwig Hollywood producer, who has a stinkeroo film that has inexplicably (perhaps even undeservedly) been nominated for 3 Academy Awards.
cease: isnt that a church? the chruch of the submensa? submarine bob and all
principalPoop: never took the mensa test, 99% verbal GRE, way below the curve for commonsense however
Merlyn: he wears a wig?
Bunnyboy: And the producer is being played by....Ricky Gervais, co-creator and star of the original BBC series, THE OFFICE.
CommieMartyr: I wadded my test up, caught it on fire, and threw it at the teacher.
BuzzTweenhunger: Great to hear Bush telling eveybody to conserve fuel. Don't recall him recinding the incentives to buy Hummers and such, though.
cease: i thought he was a democrat. the wigs are so passe
Bunnyboy: Bob Balaban's in that, too.
CommieMartyr: Bush wont never cut it in a cardigan
cease: sounds like the firesign doing filipinos
principalPoop: I know the small town play movie and the might wind movie, I forget the name of them
Merlyn: Speaking of hummers, there is now spray-on mud for city dwellers' 4x4s: http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,3858,5215084-111400,00.html
cease: bang a lang, a gong, a cheech, a chong
Bonemeister: Harry Shearer? Michael McKean? Will they be in the movie?
Merlyn: and can we spray mud on them?
CommieMartyr: ...and Jerry Mathers as the Heaver
Bonemeister: Sorry about the lag.
cease: hey ah clem, play some more stuff that WE DONT KNOW, like those hour shows. i may have them but they sure sound new to me
Bunnyboy: Glad to see NBC news pulled back the curtain tonight on Der Resident's latest "Quiz Show" attempt at a "spontaneous conversation" with a group of soldiers overseas.
BuzzTweenhunger: I believe we have truly crossed th line into social insanity on that one, Meryl.
CommieMartyr: All they gotta do is act naturally
principalPoop: no, that was done with pet rocks some time ago
cease: Deeer Friends
Bunnyboy: Bone: Shearer, McKean, Balaban, Guest, Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Jennifer Coolidge, Parker Posey, Fred Willard...as mentioned, the usual suspects.
BuzzTweenhunger: Good point, principal...
cease: john deere invents the tractor, enchants ukranians
principalPoop: cut the soles off your shoes, and you know the rest
BuzzTweenhunger: She drove a tractor, on a farmmmm...
Bunnyboy: If you got it, flaut it.
Bunnyboy: Not a typo.
principalPoop: who flautted?
cease: i was thinnig about firesign vs cheech and chong in terms of popularity at a point in time when they both had a large audience, 72
Bonemeister: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0470765/
Bunnyboy: It set the tone for the evening...
Merlyn: 72 isn't so large
BuzzTweenhunger: Ray Builds a Dog is one of my favorite XM clips.
cease: this came out in 73? 74? they were at the height of their powers and sherlock holmes was surely an attempt to appeal to a wider audience
principalPoop: can you imagine any of the 4 becoming respectable like cheech?
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'tor', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:25 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
llanwydd: cheech and chong was for the -100 IQ set
tor: howdy do
CommieMartyr: hemlock stones?
cease: haning out with mr chong after the flick, he's a real smart guy and very funny, but he just isnt in the same galaxy as firiesign
tor: being meek, small letters
principalPoop: you never go broke underestimating lol
Bunnyboy: I remember Nat Lamp's RADIO DINNER tweaked both FST and Cheech and Chong. Chris Guest even had the FST ref:
cease: that explains why chng and cheech retain vast audiences the firesign never had and never will
tor: hemlock stones, where's my cup
CommieMartyr: llan, we call them bell curve bandits
BuzzTweenhunger: Hey tor...
principalPoop: hi tor
cease: yes nat lamp was very good in the late 70s
llanwydd: good one CM
cease: their sunday newspaper was so funny it could cause death by laughter
Bunnyboy: "Flight Girl, where's da "key" joke? I mean, the Firesign Theatre always had some off-the-wall joke about the "key", or the "lid" or the "mike"...drug reference?"
tor: a sunday comix ???????????
Bonemeister: the FST ref?
principalPoop: the funnies were indeed funny
CommieMartyr: Hey, i'm a big Trot's and Bonnie fan. My girlfriend looked just like trots.
tor: proaganda for - bet, drink, smoke, smoke, bet, drink, last one i read
cease: yes the firesign had tons of drug jokes, partic in their earliest days
Bunnyboy: And the Cheech and Chong question:
principalPoop: ahhh trots and bonnie, wow, a blast from the past
cease: but as i said on my review (which of course is at www.seemrealland.blogspot.com)
llanwydd: I was putting rock bands into the IQ category recently. I put the Led Zeppelin audience at about 100, Grateful Dead between 110 and 115 and Yes at any level above that
tor: but the last sunday comix moi viewed was a while ago
Bunnyboy: "If dope smoking doesn't damage your brain, how come so many teenyboppers think Cheech and Chong are funny?"
Bunnyboy: lo tor
cease: the firesign had more than one bullet in their arsenal. the chongcheech basically bong-bond
principalPoop: why do you think they call it dope used to cause waves of laughter
CommieMartyr: because the teenys don't know about sophisticated firesign drug humor
tor: you gotta your phuckin' mind, captain
tor: you ain't got laughs on your left, your right
Bunnyboy: Why do you think they call it Shit? HAW!
principalPoop: good luck ahhhh, clem
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"Just Folks...A FIresign Chat" on '
tor: gotta = outta - in imperial japan
cease: chong quite eloquent of the wonders of dope in his new flick, Aka Tommy Chong
CommieMartyr: As I recall, it was really good shit
principalPoop: but it is really good shit
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"Just Folks...A Firesign Chat" on '
cease: must be bc bud
CommieMartyr: wtf is wrong with notice?
Bunnyboy: Butterfly was a predominantly disco label. Don't think it was owned by the Firesigners, per se.
principalPoop: I was astounded disco was just a fad
Merlyn: had to fix the capital "I"
cease: one or more of the phils mentioned that it wasnt exactly a legit organization
llanwydd: monty python was just lucky though, weren't they? Right combiation of writers at the right time. That kind of humour wouldn't have caught on in the 80s
BuzzTweenhunger: I'm very happy that disco was just a fad.
Bunnyboy: cease: Tax shelter?
cease: you thihnk sok, llan?
llanwydd: BB, I read recently that Butterfly was firesign's own
CommieMartyr: Timing is everything
principalPoop: I slipped my disco dancing with you baby, the tubes world tour
cease: are the firesings prisoners of the 60s?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:32 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Howdy Folks
cease: i loved the tubes
principalPoop: fing fong fung
cease: hi dex
Bunnyboy: llan: Where'd ya read that?
CommieMartyr: fin fang foom
BuzzTweenhunger: Fongman...
llanwydd: welcome back dex
BuzzTweenhunger: Very talented band, the tubes.
Bunnyboy: lo Dex
cease: great on SCTV
Bonemeister: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051013/pl_nm/bush_politics_dc&printer=1
llanwydd: I'm almost certain I read it on firesigntheatrelegacy.com in the reviews section
Bunnyboy: The Tubes were swell on The Fishin' Musician, back in the 80's.
Bonemeister: IQ 129 bingo!
Bunnyboy: cease: Ah, beat me to it...as usual.
Dexter Fong waves to Bone, Bunny, Tweeny, cat, CM, Ilan, Merl, pP, and tor
cease: is that his name-oh?
principalPoop: We wanted diversity, we will have the views of texas female cracker on the court
llanwydd: I realized last week that I remember some firesign gags that nobody knows because they were never recorded
Bunnyboy: Dex: I'm not sure if you're aware...all the NBC-era SCTV eps are now on disc.
BuzzTweenhunger: Think people are starting to have second thoughts about this "God told me to invade Iraq & Afghan", Bone?
Dexter Fong: Bunyy, Thanks I am aware
llanwydd: what I mean is that I remember an awful lot of the material from the show at Town Hall NYC in 1981
principalPoop: ahhh sctv was super, like the boys down the hall
llanwydd: so I'll tell you some of the jokes
CommieMartyr: well it's about time
principalPoop: bob bandaloo again?
Bunnyboy: Yeah, the School Lunch menus that have been on the FST blog for a few years were extra sweet on their most recent tour.
Bunnyboy: "Fisherman's Regret. Blood Pudding. Milk..."
tor: gad, i need to take an evelyn woodhead spëd readin' course
Bonemeister: Pocket Fisherman
tor: " What we all need is to wake into a life not so perilous to good dreamers."
llanwydd: Joey Demographico was on the Ben Bland show and he was asking Ben if it was possible he could have his own TV show some day. Ben said, "You're lucky to be on TV, son". And Joey said "So are you" and walked off the set
tor: that's a nice outro line
Bonemeister: the updated Pocket Fisherman is also a PDA
Bunnyboy: PP: I haven't caught up with Kids in the Hall, yet. But there are 2 seasons of their show on video, as well.
Bonemeister: and a wireless video player
principalPoop: there I was dreaming I was awake and then I woke up and found I was asleep
Bonemeister: and a cell phone
llanwydd: on his way out he said "Look at all this liquor behind the Mr. Coffee". Ben said "That's from the Sailor Bill Show"
Dexter Fong: You can have a phone in your cell?
Bonemeister: and holds 10.000 iTunes
CommieMartyr: a transistor and a large sum of money to spend
tor: *folger's theme begins to play* � � � the best part of wakin' up is goin' back to sleep
BuzzTweenhunger: The new Apple Video iPod looks pretty cool.
Bonemeister: how big is your hard disk?
principalPoop: that is a personal question boney, wrong chat room
CommieMartyr: I get no complaints
Dexter Fong: Don't tell him, he'll want to see it
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'LiliLamont', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:40 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
principalPoop: give him a sleeve job
BuzzTweenhunger: Hey Lili...
Dexter Fong: Hey Lili =))
principalPoop: ahh lili
tor: howdy do
Bunnyboy: Hiya, Lili!
LiliLamont: Hi, guys.
llanwydd: hi Lil!
LiliLamont: It's been a while. Much too long.
cease: a stiff idiot is the worst kind
Bonemeister: a pod of dolphins... hence the association with fish
cease: HEY LILI
Bunnyboy: What haps, Mme?
principalPoop: a hard man is good to find
Bunnyboy: It's still too long.
cease: Icy says hello
Bunnyboy: Where's dat doc?
CommieMartyr: I saw this movie where people were in pods
LiliLamont: Last week I had my last chemo session. In about 2 weeks or so, I'll start with radiation. And then, just look at me glow!
CommieMartyr: attack of the pea people
Bonemeister: pocket pc and Ron Popeil
cease: i can see you from here, lili
BuzzTweenhunger: While I'm thinking of it, Dr. H said to say hi. He's on the road tonight.
principalPoop: super lili
CommieMartyr: They were defeated by giant killer tomatos
CommieMartyr: and we all had salad
Bunnyboy: Lili: Congratulations! Nothing but voluntary chemicals from now on!
LiliLamont: Doc's upstairs. But he's on his way down with his laptop so that he can join in the festivities.
Dexter Fong: thrown by creaures from the Blue Lagoon
BuzzTweenhunger: No need for a nightlight, eh Lili? Hope everything goes smoothly.
cease: how are you feeling, lili?
tor: did you see typoon longwang hit china, a couple of weeks, or so, ago
LiliLamont: Nope, I'll be able to read in the dark.
principalPoop: put some jiffypop under your arm, that will surprise them
Bunnyboy: There's nothing that makes voluntary drug consumption more passe' than compulsory drug consumption.
tor: as i've heard, chemo is most tough
CommieMartyr: All they had to say was typhoon Longwang, and I was paralyzed with laughter for about 45 minutes
cease: this really sounds like dear freinds
LiliLamont: cease: I'm feeling pretty well,except for the weird pains in my bones, joints, and muscles. They're a side effect of the chemo and of the shots I get for my white blood count. Luckily, I have a prescription for percoset if the pain keeps me up at night.
cease: they were on a radio role in those days
Bonemeister: always remember to retract the lure before answering the cell phone
CommieMartyr: Just ask for miss george
tor: not shït, it phook taiwan real good like
Dexter Fong: testy
LiliLamont: tor: chemo is no picnic, you're correct about that.
||||||||| At 10:45 PM, Dexter Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Bunnyboy: Lordy, I forgot that Mutt and Smutt had their debut on JUST FOLKS.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:45 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Fong, just back from New York."
tor: not long time, for longwang, but big time
cease: jimmy reefer to the rescue
principalPoop: only bones joints and muscles? sounds like when dick van dyke hit the goat while sking
tor: howdy do
principalPoop: wb fong
llanwydd: they were probably around unrecorded before that bb
LiliLamont: Indeed, cease. Works like a charm.
cease: hi tor
BuzzTweenhunger: Not if Gonzales find out, cease. States Rights, unless they don't like what you're doing.
cease: where/s Tear? I hear Torn is ripped
Bonemeister: http://simianfarmer.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/pocket_fisherman.gif
Bunnyboy: llan: I imagine.
tor: howdy do
cease: have you started blogging yet, lili?
Bunnyboy: Character development takes time. After all, Ramtha wasn't built in a day.
llanwydd: This says "subversive" not "faulty"
tor: tor blog you long time
tor: o
principalPoop: subversive towers does not have a ring to it
cease: the two fawlties?
LiliLamont: Cease: No, but I should. Doc has encouraged me.
Bunnyboy: Hey, what is Rip Torn up to these days?
tor: i've turned into pillapieno hooker
CommieMartyr: fawlty towers?
tor: YIKES!
tor: IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
BuzzTweenhunger: He was wonderful on the Gary Shandling Show.
principalPoop: you are a spy
llanwydd: yes what has Rip torn into these days
LiliLamont: Tor: Sounds painful.
CommieMartyr: yegods! a fleeing villager
cease: you can check out my babbling about firesign's lack of fame vs tommy chong i hovered abvout yesterday at www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
cease: who knows? who cares/
tor: the shandling has such nice hair
cease: larry sanders indeed
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:49 PM and doctecazoid bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
tor: *don't mention his ____*
BuzzTweenhunger: Larry Sanders - correct.
BuzzTweenhunger: Hi Doc...
principalPoop: those pants made his ass look big
Merlyn: hey doc
cease: janeane on west wing, look like the skeleton of her character on larry sanders
llanwydd: hi doc!
principalPoop: hi doc
cease: its the docster
doctecazoid: evenin' all (he says, droppin' 'is "g"s)
tor: howdy do
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
llanwydd: hey doc, where you goin with that grape from ancient Greece...
CommieMartyr: nary a one
principalPoop: everybodys turning cockney
LiliLamont: I was giving him grief about that earlier, dropping his "g"s.
Bunnyboy: lo doc!
doctecazoid: to the smithsonian, if they'll take it
cease: any republicans not under indictment in your neck of the woods, doc?
Bonemeister: Rip Torn = Sauncho Panza
tor: the fisherman's link, i thought it was a sëx thingy when i first saw it
cease: its when he starts dropping the ks you should start worrying
tor: what
tor: d
LiliLamont: Personally, I think they should all be under indictment, just on general principle.
doctecazoid: last time i saw janeane on real time (bill maher's show), about a year ago, i thought she was looking a little emaciated
BuzzTweenhunger: It's turning into quite the soap opera isn't it, cease?
principalPoop: ahh iving him rief, cool
Bunnyboy: Holy crap! Rip Torn has about 9 films in production.
cease: seen her west wing, doc?
doctecazoid: call her 'annie rexia'
CommieMartyr: Ahhhh sancho panza! My wee native companion.
tor: tthat's what she said
LiliLamont: Hell, have you seen MY west wing?
BuzzTweenhunger: What 'till they start handing out the indictments over the Plame business.
Bunnyboy: End SIde One
cease: maybe her stopping drinking wasnt so good for her after all
doctecazoid: don't watch west wing - don't watch very many series on a regular basis in general
Bonemeister: Larry Sanders, Bun
tor: have you viewed my east beak?
llanwydd: I remember Groucho Panza
principalPoop: that is bull lenemia
cease: you've got a west wing i could do shakespeare from, lili
Bunnyboy: And Reva Rose played Lucy, in 1967 Off-Broadway production.
Bonemeister: I prefer Astin in Viva Max
doctecazoid: man of la munchies
principalPoop: have you seen my south forty?
llanwydd: in the sky with diamonds?
tor: rommel and his panzas
CommieMartyr: Groucho Panza movie - A Day at the Windmills
Bonemeister: pistole
LiliLamont: I can't wait for that. Did anyone hear the story on NPR about the rehearsal for an appearance by W with some army folks?
doctecazoid: bb: i have the broadway cast album o 'you're a good man'
llanwydd: or was that lovely Rita, hurricane
tor: VOLKSWAGON!
tor: gee, grandpa
Bunnyboy: Bone: Yeah, but Larry Sanders has been off the air for years.
doctecazoid: i grew up with that one - bob balaban as linus, gary berghoff as c.b.
principalPoop: I heard that. I was shocked.
CommieMartyr: Lili, heard it. It'd be funny if it wasn't so hilarious.
tor: col. sanders has been off chicken for years, too
cease: i think my parents have that too. i must check, look for that kaye ballard peanuts album. that may even have been pre-carsonl maybe paar
||||||||| 10:54 PM: klokwkdog jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
principalPoop: donald sutherland is the henry fonda of our generation
Bonemeister: Check ze log, Bun
cease: death does that to you, tor
Dexter Fong: Hey klok
tor: howdy do
Bunnyboy: doc: The 1999 cast? With Kristin Chenowith and B.D. Wong?
BuzzTweenhunger: Reagan was at least good at playing President, Lili.
cease: klok
llanwydd: hey Klok!
BuzzTweenhunger: Yo dog...
klokwkdog: you said you'd be gone, Dex!
principalPoop: klick klock
tor: yeah, one of the many cool things about it
klokwkdog: hi Ilan, cat, everyone
Bunnyboy: Bone: Why should I check the log?
Bonemeister: Who is the Jane Fonda of our generation?
doctecazoid: poop: would that make keifer sutherland the peter fonda of a later generation?
klokwkdog: good to see the good doctor & squeeze tonight
cease: the dex came back, we thought he was a gonner but...
CommieMartyr: it should be dry by now
LiliLamont: Commie: I was delighted. If only the red staters listened to NPR. Or the hard core right. Althought, they probably wouldn't give a rat's ass in their blind, foolish faith.
cease: of my generation, jane fonda
Dexter Fong: klok: YOu called me a liar last week, so I thought I'd make sure this week
klokwkdog: ken begs off due to being behind the wheel
principalPoop: I did not think through what i said before I said that oops
cease: better than being under it
Bunnyboy: There's a fun sweeps stunt coming up: Alan Alda and Jimmy Smits will be debating each other, live, on THE WEST WING.
CommieMartyr: Testify, Lili. It was on abc news too.
principalPoop: maybe martin sheen is the cary grant of our generation
Bonemeister: our demographic is irrelevant, therefore we don't exist
LiliLamont: One of the cats is snoring. She has an upper respiratory infection. One of the weirdest things you can imagine.
cease: he trys to carve out life opposed to Hawkeye, but fails
Bunnyboy: doc: I've had Sonar 5 Producer's Edition for the past couple of weeks. Cool toots!
principalPoop: we are anomolies on this bus?
BuzzTweenhunger: The only thing that's really going to change politics is finance reform.
cease: is this the kitten i met, lili?
principalPoop: poor cat
CommieMartyr: Lili, you got meds for the cat?
LiliLamont: On ABC? That's brilliant! It's good to hear that his approval rating is in the toilet anyway, but this fucking rocks!
llanwydd: hugh grant is today's cary grant. I'll bet neither one of them would have wanted it that way
klokwkdog: Bunny -- which one will be wearing the hidden remote control box on his back?
Bunnyboy: Features one of the devil's toys, V-Vocal, a pitch correction mapping tool for vocals.
tor: buzz, it ain't ever gonna change
doctecazoid: bb: i bet! i got the reaktor 5 & absynth 3 updates recently - they're pretty amazing too
CommieMartyr: Sure, today ABC tomorrow Pravda!
principalPoop: that is the spirit tor, chat with commie martyr
Bonemeister: "I'd like to stay--but I've gotta go" - Frazer Smith
LiliLamont: Commie: We took her to the vet and she got a shot. That was a week ago. Since then, Doc and I have been giving her nightly antibiotics in a needleless syringe. She still sounds like shit.
doctecazoid: bb: tools like v-vocal gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "we'll fix it in the mix"
BuzzTweenhunger: Ain't it The Truth, CM ;)
Bonemeister: Nite.
principalPoop: you are right llan, good comparison
CommieMartyr: Cat old?
principalPoop: going boney, have a super week
cease: bone
tor: prin, good advice, i'll listen 100%, as always
llanwydd: nite bone!
BuzzTweenhunger: Bye Bone...
LiliLamont: Bone soir.
Bunnyboy: One of the included synths is a cute little REX player. Guess I'll have to break out my mostly unused old Recycle app.
klokwkdog: nite boney
CommieMartyr: lol
||||||||| At 11:00 PM, Bonemeister dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Night Bone
tor: bonfire for boney
principalPoop: ahh tu parley frenche belle lili?
Bunnyboy: nite Bone
cease: Vanities Fare
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: shouldn't it be Beinmeister?
tor: vanities county fair _ starring judy garland and
cease: bean bean bean
principalPoop: I downloaded a vanity fair song tonight, hitchin a ride
klokwkdog: catherwood is drifting again...
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside klokwkdog and mumbles "oh, fuck off klokwkdog!"
tor: boy, that song was popular and so was hitch-hikin'
LiliLamont: princi: When I can, I do. It got me through a stint in Paris for 4 months. French people were actually asking me for directions. And I don't even smoke Galoises or any other tobacco product.
llanwydd: I never read "Vanity Fair" but I always thought it was a wussy title
tor: till the kids (two of them) got their heads cut off
Bunnyboy: doc: Oh, and Pentagon I. What fun!
doctecazoid: i think i've got the hang of dvd authoring now - & my brother set me up with tools to rip & squeeze commercial dvds to fit on single layer discs
Dexter Fong: Whoa C-wood is gettin mighty salty
BuzzTweenhunger: Catherwood's getting a bit testy...
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside BuzzTweenhunger and inquires "Did you need me?"
tor: this was aroung morgantown, wv
principalPoop: ahhh tres bien and 4 months in paris, wooow
cease: did you finish the agathy christy project, doc?
Bunnyboy: Also a nifty little sfz synth.
principalPoop: bring me a drink catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets principalPoop a tall, cool, delicious glass of meat.
LiliLamont: In the past few weeks, has any of the Firesign gang dropped in?
CommieMartyr: has anyone seen the "wear the foxskin hat" commercial?
BuzzTweenhunger: Corona w/ lime, please, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to BuzzTweenhunger and inquires "Would you like something?"
doctecazoid: bb: i have more synth tools than i know what to do with already. it's hard sometimes to keep the inspiration thing going when there's so much tech detail to keep track of
principalPoop: ewwwww
cease: not in a long time, lili
Dexter Fong: Lili: Not in many months
tor: foxskin, nope
cease: yes, i do mind
LiliLamont: Too bad.
llanwydd: I used to read AC. I remember when I was sick in bed when I was a kid I read all of "Murder on the Orient Express" in one day
klokwkdog hasn't seen many commercials this year, atoll
doctecazoid: cat: no, the filmmakers are still making changes to the print - but progress is being made. at least they're happy with what i've produced so far.
Bunnyboy: doc: Tell me about it! I consider building up instrument patchs and loops and...it's just boggling.
principalPoop: I saw part of a columbo movie the other night
doctecazoid: which part?
Dexter Fong: The third half
principalPoop: the exposition
cease: the anhkules
doctecazoid: bb: yeah, i'm trying to zero in on just what i need to know to do the music i am working on
Bunnyboy: It's been such a long exposition.
CommieMartyr: Kid comes strolling into camera view. He's hiking hills somewhere in Euro. Got this big hat made from a fox. He says, "When I told my folks I was going to Schmolmoberg, they said wear the foxskin hat?
principalPoop: my ankhules are getting fat, I look like popeye
tor: lalalalalalalala, if you want a hit
LiliLamont: Hey, Dex. Is your contact info the same? I know I was going to get in tough with you and you wife, but with the chemo, I got a little distracted. I need to escape to the city before the radiation starts.
doctecazoid: hit me baby one more time
cease: i look like robert de niro, i drve a mitsubishi zero
Dexter Fong: Lili: It remains the same
Bunnyboy: Do you think the NPR execs didn't get PASS THE INDIAN, PLEASE because it didn't have the production polish of the JUST FOLKS version?
tor: your a tough chick, lili
principalPoop: I look like a mitsubishi zero and drive like de nero
CommieMartyr: ba dum bum
LiliLamont: Yes, tor, but I'm actually very sweet.
tor: OH, they got the native, alright
cease: i suspect not, bun
llanwydd: "Escape to the city". An expression I will probably never use. Don't even understand the concept
tor: robert de nero, love a bar named zero
doctecazoid: bb: no, i think NPR's problem with it is the guy who passed judgement on it just doesn't get what firesign is all about
principalPoop: cactus
LiliLamont: Dex: I'll look through my memos and give you a call.
cease: it sounded from austin etc that the relationship was already rocky, and i dont mean rococo
llanwydd: I was dying to escape "from" the city when I was stuck in the Port Authority for 16 hours a week and a half ago
Dexter Fong: Please do Lili
doctecazoid: he was not the guy who made the deal with them to do the NPR material in the first place
CommieMartyr: You are all bell curve bandits! I can't believe no one got that.
BuzzTweenhunger: The politics of NPR may become rather un-neutral.
LiliLamont: Commie: this thing refreshes too quickly, and I'm drinking. Otherwise, I might have got that.
Dexter Fong: CM: Got what?
principalPoop: I am tone deaf commie
doctecazoid: NPR also has its own idea of its 'brand' or 'identity' - and i think the powers that be do not see what firesign does as fitting in with that identity
klokwkdog: all those contributions have corrupted NPR, absolutely
CommieMartyr: Lili gets a pass, the rest of you are stone cold slackers
llanwydd: It got past me too, CM. and I'm above 100
principalPoop: if you encourage people to ask too many questions you are just not any use to anybody
cease: the prolonged killing people sucks
CommieMartyr: so you say
tor: Takeshis____ say, does anyone remember when they put the guy from nippon's name on the screen, in big letters, behind dan rather? His name was Takeashita. It look funny.
klokwkdog: ah, fallingStars is playing Toto's "Africa", the live cut from the Johannesburg show again
cease: they did a crisper version in an earlier album or show
Bunnyboy: I would posit...aw, hell, I'll just say it: The JUST FOLKS version has a better rhythm than the ALL THINGS FIRESIGN version. JUST FOLKS unfolds, ALL THINGS FIRESIGN rushes.
CommieMartyr: Watch out guys, the dwarf is almost gone
principalPoop: what is the news from johannesburg?
BuzzTweenhunger: Great tune...
cease: thre was a prime minister Takeshita quite a while ago
principalPoop: toad away already
tor: bless the rains in nj
llanwydd: I remember that guy back in the 80s tor
cease: johann has his own berg?
Bunnyboy: Both versions move at a clip, but the latter one always seems to be racing to the NEXT line, rather than delivering the present line.
principalPoop: my neighbor knew a woman named ophelia butts
cease: visions of johannasberg?
CommieMartyr: I knew a guy named wayne stubbs
BuzzTweenhunger: Talk about parents having a sense of humor.
cease: were they particularly feelable butts?
llanwydd: dylan! what a great song
tor: cease, that could've been him, but, i am 99% sure the spellin' was OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wait, it was takeshita, thanks, cease.
principalPoop: ohhhh yes
BuzzTweenhunger: That's a good point, Bun.
Bunnyboy: And her neighbor, Incontinentia Buttocks.
tor: *tries to hold in laugh*
doctecazoid: bb: to me, the Pass The Indian thing does not play well unless it's performed in front of an audience. the two versions i've heard done in front of audiences had much greater impact than either the just folks & npr versions.
cease: yes, i recall what a joke Take Shit (a) was
CommieMartyr: Soul singer Urethra Franklin
tor: *now fightin' wabbid tygers*
llanwydd: I went through a dylan fanatacism in the early 80s
tor: *well, retarded religious fanatics, for sure*
llanwydd: not MY early 80s
klokwkdog: yeah, we're getting much-needed rain in the Northeast, but it's pretty late...perhaps too late for a lot of water-loving vegetation
doctecazoid: urethre franklin at her cervix?
principalPoop: kill the wabbit, kill the waaaabbit
Bunnyboy: Centuwion!
tor: llanw, did you read moi's dylan parody
doctecazoid: wabbit twax!
Dexter Fong: Thanks Clem
principalPoop: penis van lesbian changed his name to dick van dyke
Bunnyboy: Next WB cartoon set out in a week and a half.
llanwydd: no I haven't tor? where is it?
LiliLamont: On another topic, a close friend of Doc and me wants me to come to his Halloween party as Uncle Fester. I would just have to rim my eyes heavily in black and put a lightbulb in my mouth. This is an opportunity one seldom gets.
Dexter Fong: afk brb tie
tor: me get
principalPoop: you are the man Jimmy-lee, you and bambi and root have a super week
cease: did y'all see e=mc2?
cease: interesting riff on dylan's einstein
principalPoop: uncle festers love in the movie maybe
LiliLamont: Missed it, Cease.
cease: or was that from somewhere else?
tor: http://torhershman.blogspot.com/ it's a few blog entries down the page
Bunnyboy: Lili: Do it! Or Sinead O'Connor!
doctecazoid: lili: we'll have to see if we can get one of those joke-shop battery-operated light bulbs that you can put in your mouth and turn on and off with your tongue
cease: nova. it'sll be repeated, lili. well worth attention
klokwkdog: Lili - either that or you could play Leh in a remake of THX-1138!
doctecazoid: phersis khambatta!
llanwydd: I have usually rated "Highway 61" as the third best album ever made
LiliLamont: I missed the film. But I'm assuming his love didn't have hair.
klokwkdog: cat - I read the book...
tor: Sphincter’s gettin’ a-cleanin’ __ that's it's title
CommieMartyr: My crock go off! Time up! I go now!
llanwydd: the strange thing is it's hard to explain why that album is so great
principalPoop: your crock is full CM, ciaoooo
tor: carp, did the blog scare you, com?
BuzzTweenhunger: Bye, CM.
Bunnyboy: Or the Oracle (Samantha Morton) from MINORITY REPORT.
LiliLamont: Commie! No! It's been so brief!
klokwkdog: nite Commie
CommieMartyr: I see you again lili, wink wink nudge nudge
Bunnyboy: Or paint yerself yellow, and go as Tweety Bird!
tor: ttfn
principalPoop: a wink is a good a nod
Bunnyboy: nite tor!
||||||||| 11:18 PM -- CommieMartyr left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: commy
LiliLamont: If I could get an early Star Trek suit, I could be the Persis Kambatta character.
principalPoop: ahh tor tor tor parting is such sweet sorrow
tor: OH, I ain't goin' no-where, that was for commie
Dexter Fong: ciao down, CM
tor: But, you've got one in already.
llanwydd: greed goof! Everybody's leaving at once
klokwkdog: amazing that Star Trek is so old we can talk about "early"
klokwkdog: no muscle control, Ilan
principalPoop: tor stay tor good chat good
BuzzTweenhunger: The decades do slip away...
tor: I just crused a nat on the moniter, chromatic guts
doctecazoid: early star trek? noooo, no one was ALIVE back then!
Bunnyboy: Lili: Ah, just get some silver fabric, and tack a price tag on it...just like in STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE.
Merlyn: steam-powered star trek
klokwkdog: tor - run the HV anode out to a screen in front and make a bug zapper
LiliLamont: Except for Persis Kambatta.
tor: mary steamvirgin
Bunnyboy: When I saw the first Star Trek film, I caught a late nite showing, and fell asleep.
llanwydd: I can't imagine the Enterprise running on steam
doctecazoid: bb: it's incredibly show moving - i remember critics slagging it mercilessly
tor: that first star trek flick stunk, big time
principalPoop: what was the beasties name?
LiliLamont: Bunny: Do you remember Persis? The exotic looking bald woman?
Bunnyboy: I vowed that I would never watch the first film again, unless I was paid.
tor: veger my arse
BuzzTweenhunger: My fav's ST IV.
doctecazoid: v-ger
tor: good for you, bunny
principalPoop: ahhh veger
doctecazoid: oy
klokwkdog: isn't there something about only the even-numbered ones being good?
principalPoop: oy vey is right
BuzzTweenhunger: oy v-ger?
llanwydd: 4 is a good number for sequels
principalPoop: no more calls we have a winner
Bunnyboy: My freshman or sophomore year in college, some folks were making an industrial audio tape on...something intensely technical and industrial. I forget what. They hired some of us college actors to ape the Star Trek crew.
tor: gad, the one where kirk was yellin' something like "Praise our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who'll guide our phasers, F I R E !!!!!!"
doctecazoid: long time listener, first time caller
tor: that STUNK!!!!
llanwydd: I know which one you mean. The one about the whales. I liked that one too
LiliLamont: Anytime religion gets in the mix, you know it's going to suck big time.
BuzzTweenhunger: Yeah, where they go back in time to SF.
klokwkdog: I heard the whales never got the residuals
tor: long time caller, first time listener ___ i used that once
BuzzTweenhunger: Fair amount of humor in that one.
Bunnyboy: I played the Scotty character. Our prerequsite task...at $15 dollars an hour...in early 80's money...was to watch STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, on video!
doctecazoid: the wrath of kong
Bunnyboy: James Doohan is in that flick for about 5 minutes.
llanwydd: It has the classic line "Double dumb-ass on you!"
tor: one wfmu, where i'm hated by the "Monk" bunch
LiliLamont: Poor whales. I'll be they went to work for my former employer afterwards and got screwed again.
BuzzTweenhunger: They were using Buddhist writers.
Bunnyboy: Easiest gawdamn money I ever made!
Merlyn: too much LDS in college
LiliLamont: bet, not be
tor: the wrath, NOW that's a star trek film
tor: Kahn, ruled
LiliLamont: I got your wrath, right here.
llanwydd: mormons or hallucinogens?
tor: rich corinthian leather
Merlyn: I'm gonna take off, cu next week...
Dexter Fong: .
BuzzTweenhunger: Exactly, Merl.
cease: i don t think they let morons in college
principalPoop: most of the time travel stories were cool
Merlyn: byeee
BuzzTweenhunger: Bye, Merl.
||||||||| 11:26 PM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: by merl
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
klokwkdog: is that a choice or a threat, Ilan?
principalPoop: thanks again M ciaooo
Bunnyboy: "I have done worse than kill you...I have HURT you...and I want...to go ON...HURTING you..."
Bunnyboy: nite Merl!
doctecazoid: i copped mp3s of the "francis e. dec" rants from a link off of the wfmu site
tor: bye
klokwkdog: nite Merlyn
doctecazoid: also get the norwegian version of the 'rocky horror' cast album
doctecazoid: note merl
doctecazoid: also GOT ...
cease: keep on merlyn down the river
Bunnyboy: I better go see what havoc my dogs have wrought. Nite, folks!
doctecazoid: NITE merl
tor: oh, bunny, i bet you say that to all the old farts, it's makin' me hard, though,
doctecazoid: nite bb
principalPoop: woof woof bunny
cease: bun. dog.
tor: or should i say, stiff
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
tor: bye
BuzzTweenhunger: Yeah, that's it for me asa well. Have a great week, all...
cease: the bim has fleas
Bunnyboy: Good lord, a stiff idiot is the worst kind...
||||||||| At 11:28 PM, BuzzTweenhunger vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
LiliLamont: Bun! Not you, too! Good night, sweet Bun.
principalPoop: night tween thanks and you too
llanwydd: norwegian rocky horror. That IS scary. Does it have Garrison Keillor?
Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny
tor: bye
principalPoop: the plot thins
cease: sounds chinese, lili
klokwkdog: on TWIT, last episode, they were saying that the Star Wars movies worked best dubbed in Italian and viewed as opera
klokwkdog: nite, Tweeny
cease: what is twit?
tor: parting buns is such sweet sorry-Os
principalPoop: porno is illegal in norway, only sweden and denmark have it
Bunnyboy: Nite, Darlin' Lili! Best of luck with the zappers!
klokwkdog: this week in tech
doctecazoid: i sprung the norwegian 'rocky horror' on mark & janet one evening recently - janet was a BEEEEEG fan of rocky horror and when she heard the familiar songs done with norwegian stage performers, she could not stop laughing
tor: yeah, lili
cease: sounds hilarious, doc
klokwkdog: they were saying that Serentiy flattens anything Lucas has done and he should just go away
Bunnyboy: Zip...beep!
LiliLamont: The only weird thing is that I had no idea that they spoke Norwegian in London. The things one learns.
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 11:29 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
tor: I wanna dub "The Seventh Seal" into hillbilly
cease: i thought that after star wars, klok
LiliLamont: Thanks, Bun.
klokwkdog: there was a running joke about doing things in Italian for the rest of the show
tor: with a Thurston Howell III accent
tor: bellisamo
klokwkdog: i saw the first three, then saw the first movie again, redone, 20 or so years later and was disgusted
principalPoop: molto bella
llanwydd: how about "Aida" at the Grand Ole Opry
cease: winfree?
principalPoop: grand old ospry, what a bird
klokwkdog: i've yet to see the remaining three movies other than in snippets on TV
tor: Stringbean as GoFigureO
LiliLamont: Christ, "Celeste Aida" just wouldn't be the same.
tor: Jesus Christ AntiChrist
principalPoop: the one that had pickard and kirk was ok
Dexter Fong: Minnie Pearl *is* Radames
klokwkdog: tor -- new rules against sacrilege will prevent you from making such movies
llanwydd: minnie pearl in one of those viking helmets!
tor: didn't see the two captains one
doctecazoid: http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/mp3s/index.html ... it's a loooooong fuckin page .... can down to 'Rocky Horror - Norsk Version' - it's under the blog entry for May 17 2005
principalPoop: with the price hanging from a horn
tor: Heck, Klok, I already did the song parody.
doctecazoid: scan, not can - maybe 'scroll' makes more sense
klokwkdog: tor -- is that for the Broadway show?
LiliLamont: Jesus Christ AntiChrist sounds like something Andrew Lloyed Rice could pull off, if he had the balls.
principalPoop: oops price tag
LiliLamont: Lloyd
klokwkdog: weber
tor: Lili, pull-off, LOL
Dexter Fong: lol
doctecazoid: a collaboration between andrew lloyd weber and johnny rotten
principalPoop: max
klokwkdog: ROFL, DT
LiliLamont: Tim Rice, Andrew Weber, or the bastard child of both.
klokwkdog: you know you're old when Sex Pistols comes on easy listening radio
principalPoop: and love child playing in the grocery store
doctecazoid: "...and now, the sex pistols ... here on the sound of beautiful music..."
LiliLamont: Sex Pistols have always been easy listening for me. What are you talking about?
Dexter Fong: klok: Actually, there isn't anything music wise they won't use in any situation
llanwydd: or Robert Goulet singing "My Generation"
tor: Buy your Ossma 12 Seater from Chevy, the bright and shinnin' fuuuuuuuuuesl;kjherkjfbjlrg
klokwkdog: commercialist pigs!
principalPoop: i have not heard king crimson in a grocery store yet, or yes
doctecazoid: music has become so commoditized these days, no one makes any kind of emotional investment in the music they acquire and listen to
Dexter Fong: Eat Fascist death flaming commercial media pigs
klokwkdog is reminded of the scene in Network where the revolutionaries are eating KFC with the studio guys and negotiating their residuals...
tor: As Johnny Lennon said, buy it today at Tower Records
LiliLamont: Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon!!!
doctecazoid: i heard an interesting quote the other day: albums like "queen's greatest hits" still sells something like 7000 copies a week. notice that you don't see anything like "run d.m.c.'s greatest hits" selling anywhere.
klokwkdog: the power of the long tail, DT, the power of the long tail
tor: Hey, go to the TOR sTORe today http://www.cafepress.com/tomb_of_tor moi's poster are TOO COOL>
tor: And I'm only makin' ONE PENNY of the little one
llanwydd: yeah, queen was radio friendly
klokwkdog: also the power of the boomers, who may be the last ones in this country with the disposable income to buy anything other than gas, food, and shelter...
tor: Heck, I wish I made a penny off ALL of them.
principalPoop: gasoline
Dexter Fong: alley
cease: if its drugs you want, the old doctor can help
principalPoop: mcgraw
cease: the young doctor is in jail
Dexter Fong: oop
tor: Disposable income, what's that
Dexter Fong: hill
principalPoop: give me premium
llanwydd: I don't mean "radio friendly" as a compliment
tor: that is
cease: that was tommy chong's idea, that if it could happen to him , it could happen to YOU
tor: Income
LiliLamont: Tor: I love the women's shirts. You only get a penny from those? Cease would love how I look in them. And Doc, of course.
klokwkdog: while the oil companies are eating our lunch, would it be too much trouble to, say, ask them to contribute a big chunk of what they're getting to support the troops wh're making sure they can still do so?
cease: one Premium Drugs coming up
tor: It could NOT happen to moi.
llanwydd: yeah, tommy got a really bad deal
cease: i love looking
principalPoop: hubba hubba lili lili
tor: Lili, no, the little poster
tor: I forget the mark-up on the shirts
cease: daniel arap?
tor: 2$, something like that
llanwydd: ahab the arap?
doctecazoid: lili stepped away ... nature called, she responded just like we do
cease: Mark-up Time, of the circumsolar mall
principalPoop: I have my adult diapers on, especially made for surfing the internet
Dexter Fong: The rap a Hos along with the Hip Hops, Native American gangstuhs
cease: and his robot pall Doc Technobabble
tor: Oh yeah, it's moi's "There Is No God In Foxholes" poster that's a 1 penny gig.
doctecazoid: gibble gibble
cease: you gotta have hopi, mounds and mounds and mounds of hopi
Dexter Fong: well done Cat =\))
tor: Public domain photo of dead WWI guys with moi's, oh so apparent, captioning.
doctecazoid: lili and i saw tod browning's "freaks" for the first time last week - quite bizzarro
principalPoop: hopi greenburg?
cease: dont just sit around and mopy
klokwkdog: the manifested world and the un-manifested world...
tor: Goodnight, all
doctecazoid: we loved it tho
cease: its the mobius dick. they whale all night
cease: tor
llanwydd: hopi springs eternal
principalPoop: tata tor
klokwkdog: ones like us
cease: Ant Ula?
doctecazoid: nite tor - glad to have met ya, hope to see you here again soon
tor: It's all manifested, Klok, and it's all a crock.
Dexter Fong: Night tor
tor: ttfn
principalPoop: hopi springs arizona
klokwkdog: nite Tor
LiliLamont: Bon nuit, Tor.
doctecazoid: gobble gobble gobble gobble one of us - one of us -
klokwkdog: done to a 'T' in The Player, Doc
llanwydd: folks are leaving so fast I can't say goodnight to all of them
principalPoop: gibble gibble gibble is the sound from V, by pynchon, the sound that fake machine made
LiliLamont: Sure you can. Try.
klokwkdog: they'll be back next week, Ilan, you'll have a chance then...
llanwydd: by tor. say good night to the snow dog
doctecazoid: (hmmm, methinks i'll have to re-visit The Player now ... one of my fave movies, when i first saw it i loved the soundtrack so much i bought the album - thomas newman score)
llanwydd: I'll bet nobody gets that
doctecazoid: (one of the very few soundtrack albums i own)
principalPoop: I will tell everyone good night and have a super week now, I got you before you left hahaha
doctecazoid: snow dog ... yeah that's the ticket
klokwkdog: goodnight, then, Poop
doctecazoid: nite poopster
llanwydd: good night pp
klokwkdog: get'cher snow man T-shirt here!
LiliLamont: princi: Oooh, you evil bastard..
principalPoop: I am not leaving, I just told you good night before you leave lol
Dexter Fong: that's snow dog...it's a South American Capabarra
LiliLamont: Klok: They're all the rage.
principalPoop: lili caught it, evil laugh hehehe
cease: hey doc. my editing class was about murhc's editing theory in that Conversations book
klokwkdog: so sez the NYT...
cease: thankflly i had read it
LiliLamont: Okay, Princi, forget the evil bastard part.
llanwydd: I'm referring to an old song called "ByTor and the Snow Dog"
principalPoop: lool de rien ma cherie merci
klokwkdog: if the NYT tracks a hip-hop fad, you know it's so yesterday and on its way to becoming the new thing in Peoria...
doctecazoid: walter murch - an amazing guy, no doubt about it. i enjoyed reading that book, thanks again.
cease: Mister Benny, Mister Benny
principalPoop: capabella is what? dance, dog, pet rocks?
cease: its interesting to try and put his ideas into practice in the class
klokwkdog: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/13/arts/music/13sann.html
cease: we get stuff on our mac stations running latest final cut, told to edit a certain way
cease: whos got the benny's?
LiliLamont: I think it's time for us to drug the cat. Doc may say his own goodnights.
klokwkdog: see what the cat drug in?
klokwkdog: night Lili!
Dexter Fong: Night Lili
||||||||| LiliLamont is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:51 PM.
cease: drugged cat? isnt that redundant?
llanwydd: nite lil!
principalPoop: good health to all :) bonne sante ciaooo
klokwkdog: nice to see the both of you here once again
principalPoop: oops I had already said good night
klokwkdog: LOL, cat
llanwydd: You drug the cat and I'll have the budgie put down
cease: if i can make you laugh once a chat, i've done my job, klok
doctecazoid: our cat has the flu - runny nose, watery eyes - she makes these horrible snorting sounds (more like snoring sounds) when she breathes.
Dexter Fong: Put down that budgie and step away from the cat, sir
klokwkdog: the part of On the Beach that never made the final cut
principalPoop: I will toodle too, super about your gig llan, toodles
||||||||| At 11:52 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, principalPoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cease: the kitten from my visit, doc?
klokwkdog: nite poop
Dexter Fong: night pP
cease: poop
llanwydd: nite pp!
cease: Lili sounds healthy, at least her typing
doctecazoid: no cat, that was elayne's kitty. lili's cat matisse is the one with the flu, i don't think you've met her. anyway lili's gone to get the kitty antibiotics, i have to go now to help with the administering of the drugs (the cat does not like them at all!)
klokwkdog: nite Doc, say hi to the cat for me
Dexter Fong: Night then Doc
cease: off you go
cease: get well, kitty
doctecazoid: anyway gotta go now. sorry for being so scarce these past few weeks. i feel like i need a reminder email sent thursday afternoons for chat.
doctecazoid: ttfn - & nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
klokwkdog: will do, DT ;-)))
Dexter Fong: Think I'll be outta here too,,,back on regular schedule next week gang so be sure to tune in
klokwkdog: nite Dex, WB
||||||||| 11:55 PM -- doctecazoid left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: ok all
llanwydd: see you soon, doc!
cease: off we flit
||||||||| At 11:55 PM, cease runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
klokwkdog: I'll hang for another few
klokwkdog: nite cat
klokwkdog: it's quiet all a sudden...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Dave in through the front door at 11:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: At least we don't all die when we log out, like we used to
klokwkdog: hi Dave
llanwydd: hey Dave
Dave: hi all! god I've missed this place, and you thought I'd vanished? nope, college is going well, busy but well enough
klokwkdog: you just missed EVERYBODY
klokwkdog: Doc Tech and Lili were here
klokwkdog: Ken is on the road, though
Dave: we don't die when we log out? what changes have been made? I don't think I've gotten on since I got to school, and klok I'm having a keyboard problem
llanwydd: yeah this place was hopping and everyone left at once
klokwkdog: just go into Nino mode, Dave: think what you want to type...
Dave: well that figures, hopefully they'll read the log and I will try to do so although I have an essay to write tomorrow
klokwkdog: what kind of keyboard problem?
llanwydd: I have a keyboard problem too. Mine is a webtv keyboard
klokwkdog: the log will be up FOREVER. Your essay has to be written NOW
llanwydd: stand back, I'll turn it on for you
klokwkdog: use priorities, play games when ya got the sheepskin ;-)
||||||||| It's 12:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| tor - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: that's not a keyboard problem, Ilan, that's a COMPUTER problem
llanwydd: not everyone can afford a keyboard
klokwkdog: ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
llanwydd: I'm getting tired. I meant to say not everyone can afford a computer
klokwkdog: Ilan -- just to explain the silence, I have to message Dave separately for a minit
llanwydd: and how can you joke when tor just died from the plague?
klokwkdog: they are pretty cheap, now, Ilan. I saw one this week (sans monitor) for $149
klokwkdog: tor can't see my joke until he reads the log... ;-)
Dave: shhhh, this is side 6
||||||||| Outside, the 12:04 AM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving porgie coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: hey porgie!
llanwydd: how's bess?
porgie: coughs
porgie: Fine
porgie: scuse me while I get some drugs
||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: In case anyone is still here, I'll say good night. But I might not say it until next week.
klokwkdog: good-night Ilan
klokwkdog: I'm still here
klokwkdog: but having an aside with Dave
klokwkdog: have a good week -- see you next time. Good night porgie; sorry I couldn't get back to chat with you
||||||||| It's 12:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| porgie - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| porgie steals in around 12:23 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
porgie: whats yaws anyway?
klokwkdog: it's a diseas
klokwkdog: google it
klokwkdog: disease
||||||||| It's 12:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: Ok, I think I'm off, too
klokwkdog: Goodnight Porgie, Dave
klokwkdog: dave, hope I answered your (off-chat) keyboard sticking problem. you've dropped off the chat now
klokwkdog: nite
||||||||| klokwkdog says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, klokwkdog exits at 12:34 AM.
||||||||| It's 12:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Dave sashays in at 1:48 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dave: I had waltzed off chat, and I will say thank you to klok now at this late hour, and will hopefully find some way to fix the problem of the sticky keys, and to all who missed me, college is going well, lots of stories to tell some time, but now is not it, off to bed, until we meet againe, layter
||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bonemeister
Bunnyboy
BuzzTweenhunger
cease
CommieMartyr
Dave
Dexter Fong
doctecazoid
Firebroiled
klokwkdog
LiliLamont
llanwydd
Merlyn
porgie
principalPoop
syriaroom
tor

URL References:
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/mp3s/index.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051013/pl_nm/bush_politics_dc&printer=1
http://simianfarmer.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/pocket_fisherman.gif
http://torhershman.blogspot.com/
http://www.cafepress.com/tomb_of_tor
http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,3858,5215084-111400,00.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0470765/
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/13/arts/music/13sann.html
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com