||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 04, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:24 AM and Firebroiled sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Firebroiled:http://austin.weblogger.com/discuss/msgReader$2994?mode=topic&y=2005&m=8&d=4 Firebroiled: Check this out from Mystery Island! ||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 8:25 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood leads sex into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 3:30 PM, then departs. ||||||||| It's 3:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| sex - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:03 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from East China." ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'a few minutes with Firesign Theatre, Shoes for Industry, at 9 eastern' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn in through the front door at 8:09 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Merlyn: hello, I'm trying to fix the clock, at least as far as the hour goes... Merlyn: So I won't be looking in as much ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:13 PM, dragging Dr. Headphones by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends ||||||||| "8:14 PM? 8:14 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Dr. Headphones: sex died of the measles? i thought i was immune from childhood.... Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Tuning my radio, Dear Friends Dr. Headphones: dex, you're suisse tonight? give us a nice yodel :) Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Test Dr. Headphones: testes is the plural of that, FYI Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Test ||||||||| At 8:16 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:16 PM, dragging Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Dr. Headphones: testesing one, two, three Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hello there Dr. Headphones: hello here also Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken..Schwitz as in Sweat Dr. Headphones: ah, nein spreicken deutche ||||||||| Bambi steals in around 8:17 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: Much relieved...that was Yiddish Bambi: hello! Dr. Headphones: my deer bambi ;) Merlyn: you've gone Switzer? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi Bambi =) Dr. Headphones: i know even less yiddish. schmaltz to you Merlyn: It's next week there Bambi: hey Ken and Dex! Dr. Headphones: merl: you are across the international week line? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Schmaltz to me...Tzimmis to you Bambi: dex is in schwitzerland ... did you get a Mac? or Linux computer? ;-) Bambi: hey Clem! Bambi: hey Merlyn! Dr. Headphones: tzimmis is unknown to me, but i might need some. is it good with garlic and red wine sauce? ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:19 PM and late as usual, it's Dave, just back from Billville." Dr. Headphones: hi dave Bambi: hey Dave! Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: Nein...Eine coockoo klokwrk Dave: evening all, will be on for a bit but then have dinner Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Dave...Get my Email and did the text file survive? ||||||||| "8:20 PM? 8:20 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd or someone like him should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd or someone like him enters and sits on the divan. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi Clem Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Ilan Dr. Headphones: i skipped dinner tonight, slightly nauseous today for some reason. i promise i won't aim it toward you guise if i do ||||||||| cease enters at 8:20 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. Bambi: hi llanwydd (or someone like him LOL) cease: hi kend. hi all Dr. Headphones: howdy, llany Bambi: hey Cat Dr. Headphones: meow, cat llanwydd or someone like him: WHAZ REAL!!! Bambi: which reel? cease: no doc tonight? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi Cat Dr. Headphones: i'm the only doctor in the house now, but more may arrive later ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwkdog-daze', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:22 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Kend is a Doctor of philology llanwydd or someone like him: hey klok! Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Klok: Hot enough for you? cease: where are you tonight, bambi and clem?
klokwkdog-daze is fine with a surplus of doctors but not lawyers ah,clem: hello everyone! Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Clem was just in my ear Dr. Headphones: hey klok klokwkdog-daze: they are still vacating, aren't they? cease: this sounds like the april fool show Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: That's me!!!!!!!! klokwkdog-daze: hello everyone and everything Bambi: Dexter! I hear Dexter Fong lol Dr. Headphones: philoolgy? do i need to take a trip to dictionary.com? cease: still looking for truck work, kend? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Kend: Sorry, meant Phoology klokwkdog-daze: Bambi hears Fong people! cease: who did you have your arm up? that reminds me of the line bergman got fired for Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I see dead comedians Bambi: hey Klok :-) cease: "get your hands up a toyota and you'll never let go" llanwydd or someone like him: if it's anything like philately, let's skip the subject Dr. Headphones: ok, i looked it up, i'd say it's at least partly right Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Are you saying I'm partly wrong, Doctor? Dr. Headphones: dex, you've been married long enough to know you are never 100% correct ;) llanwydd or someone like him: so which part of him is right? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: I'm content to strive for "Present" Bambi: btw: new feature for CNI Radio just started ... replays! http://www.cniradio.com llanwydd or someone like him: I can't say his left hand is right. Dr. Headphones: llan: the opposite from the left part? Bambi: we have last Saturday's JimmyLee and Bambi Show up and the Sunday Funnies from 30th and 31st Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Are you suggesting im not Dexter but Sinister Dr. Headphones: ah, a latino among us llanwydd or someone like him: the left part shall be known as the party of the left part llanwydd or someone like him: good one dex cease: ambidextrous? Dr. Headphones: party? where? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Don't point your finger at me Daddio, I cut it off Dr. Headphones: amphidex can breathe in both water and air cease: here's a red hand Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: It's a butte, Cat Dr. Headphones: you amputated an indian! Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: He was gonna die anyway....sometime Dave: I can read with both hands llanwydd or someone like him: no it's a mound cease: here's a nickel klokwkdog-daze: so can Amphicars... cease: hi dave. you get the neal review i sent you? llanwydd or someone like him: that's not much Bambi: amputated an indian?! cease: i had to split the dime with the sound effects man Dr. Headphones: heard feature on NPR recently about amphicars. a guy had one close to me when i was a kid, always drove it in parades Bambi: ;p; Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: Yep..he used to be big Beaver Dr. Headphones: klok: feature today on ATC about Pu-238, meant to send you link, still can if you want Dr. Headphones: bambi: cease: here's a red hand llanwydd or someone like him: were the parades underwater? klokwkdog-daze: no thanks, Ken, I know too much already Dr. Headphones: nope, but those little props on the rear were neat to a kid's mind cease: Beaver-whiz beer. It's Canadian! Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pu-238 - Highly manouverable WW2 fighter/Bomber llanwydd or someone like him: I know kend. I wanted one of them when I was a kid llanwydd or someone like him: I wanted a Batmobile too. I think I almost got one once Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I just wanted Victory in Europe and then Japan Dr. Headphones:http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4782157 Bambi: my blog made it to the bigtime LOL ... one of my entries on the Michael Lynn/Cisco/ISS fiasco made it to ComputerWorld's IT BlogWatch - http://jim-fran.com/BambisMusings/?p=240 klokwkdog-daze: congrats, Bambi! Merlyn: hey, great! hope you don't pay by bandwidth... Dr. Headphones: first was amphicar, this is Pu-238: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4782157 llanwydd or someone like him: that's a noble ambition for a child, dex cease: japan and europe won the war...for good food Bambi: thanks Klok and Merlin ... heard that Merlin! klokwkdog-daze: no, it snot, Ken Bambi: well, my hosting company provides alot of bandwidth per month so should be OK ... I hope ;-) Dr. Headphones: uh oh, forgot to copy before i pasted. here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4780813 llanwydd or someone like him: not that I approve of the way the war was won in Japan, but it was won fairly against the Nazis klokwkdog-daze: it's like being Slashdotted! Merlyn: Are people ready for new code to allow me to tweak the hours for Cath*rwood? Dr. Headphones: code? i'll call the DHS on you! Merlyn: Hoepfully, it will adjust all the normal displayed hours to be correct Merlyn: but I just did it Bambi: oh, boy.... should be interesting then Klok ... my site may disappear for abit cease: is our readiness necessary? Merlyn: Right now, he says the time is 8:37 PM Merlyn: not really, cat, true. llanwydd or someone like him: I don't think I can use the code, merl Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cock Teaser Merlyn: Now it should be the same: time is 8:38 PM Dr. Headphones: what time is it, catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 8:38 PM, on the dot!" cease: those roosters are still pissed llanwydd or someone like him: not in my time zone Merlyn: Now it should be an hour later: 9:38 PM Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I have (:36 here in NYC Bambi: ha! great job on the time Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:38 PM" Bambi: eeek! Bambi: lost an hour already LOL llanwydd or someone like him: In Baltimore it's 6:42. Time for the 11 O'Clock Report! klokwkdog-daze: what worries me is that the last batch of P-238 was used to power a station monitoring Chinese bomb tests from Nepal; got carried away by an avalanche somewhere at the headwaters of the Ganges... Dr. Headphones: catherwood is glad to be back home again in indiana ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dr. Headphones and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" Merlyn: But adjusting the minutes is harder, since the hourly time annoucement is only run once an hour... Merlyn: Dex, I hope you don't mean literally the time was "(:36" Dr. Headphones: klok: all those ritual bathers will start to die real quickly, then. lethal stuff, even in microscopic doses (nanoscopic?) Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Merl: No just unhappy about the inevitable passage of time Merlyn: but the hotter a radioactive source is, the sooner it burns out Dave: he's about 12 minutes behind on my clock Dr. Headphones: catherwood is behind? i KNEW he was an asshole! ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dr. Headphones and mumbles "Something I can help with?" llanwydd or someone like him: you think they could see the mushroom cloud from the ghats? Merlyn: Yeah, I can't easily fix the minutes klokwkdog-daze: Merlyn -- the big question is how fast the casing corrodes away versus the half-life of the Pu-238 klokwkdog-daze: and it's mainly an Alpha emitter, so the major danger is inhalation cease: maybe i'm in and out of here too much to hear answers. so once again, you looking for truck work, kend? you get the neil review, dave? klokwkdog-daze: of course, once it flakes off in the water, that's a given llanwydd or someone like him: that would fulfil many a sadhus desire. To die in the Ganges cease: speaking of alphas, i just watched badass, a sort of documentary abou the making of sweet sweetback from peeble's son ||||||||| "9:42 PM? 9:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "professorPoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as professorPoop enters and sits on the couch. Merlyn: Clem is in East China, Michigan? Dr. Headphones: cat: half-heartedly Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: afk for refill Dr. Headphones: hi pP professorPoop: Good evening all cease: how trite, llan professorPoop: how is everybody? cease: its pooperino cease: poop corn? Merlyn: pooped professorPoop: pooperouto llanwydd or someone like him: I see Poop's on Dave: I thought you were our principal professorPoop: antelope freeway, here we come professorPoop: that should be principle llanwydd or someone like him: I wonder if that's what Grey Poupon was...nah klokwkdog-daze: we stand up for a principle, but not for a professor Dr. Headphones: principal or principle? sounds like 7th grade english class to me professorPoop: I am professing a principle Bambi: hi ProfP llanwydd or someone like him: there are no classes in our high school klokwkdog-daze: automagic editing is the death of journalism. I ran across "Idol speculation..." today Dave: knew I spelled it wrong, not really thinking clearly right now, don't want to go in to detail professorPoop: hi bambi Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Poop klokwkdog-daze: ...and it wasn't about eBay! professorPoop: fing fong, fang? Dr. Headphones: dave: spelling is no problem here unless it affects the meaning professorPoop: effects the meaning Merlyn: FX the meaning Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: FX the meating Bambi: lol professorPoop: wow, what a groove Merlyn: eff eggs them eating llanwydd or someone like him: poor sperring is an index to mintal deranggment Dave: having fun? *smiles weakly* cease: i always liked that a lolt more than "groovy" klokwkdog-daze: dyslexics have more fnu Merlyn: there's a bad-spelling echo in here professorPoop: your smile needs more exercise I think dave, it is weak Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: erhe erhe Bambi: better than futo
klokwkdog-daze suspects Merlyn is twisting our posts in the chat software, that's what it iz Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: The Steroid smile for a life of success Merlyn: Go into the Chapel and say that, KWD! professorPoop: how's the old wahzoo? Dave: I could use the humor you guys are providing, thanks cease: chapelle? what happend to him? klokwkdog-daze: my grocery store was flooded with hot women tonight. long checkout lines and full of babes. i kept changing registers Bambi: what's wrong with the new wahzoo? ;-) llanwydd or someone like him: I hear they're not going to let martha out of her house until next month Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Don't do it Klok..he'll try to convoityou Dr. Headphones: went to south africa, didn't he? never heard any more than that llanwydd or someone like him: she really got a bad deal cease: i hope he isnt gonna get all Serious on us now Merlyn: Be Sure To Visit Our Flooded Babes Sale! Blondes half off! professorPoop: charlie chapelle? he was chased to europe I think Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: What? First tenor, then baritone, then Basso? llanwydd or someone like him: Of course I wouldn't mind being stuck in a house like that cease: i think it was salon, mentioned he was giving up the show, even after having 8 episodes for the new season in the can cease: "from Canada to Kashmir" klokwkdog-daze: produndo, Dex, produndo professorPoop: his yellowcake skit is priceless Bambi: that takes some brasso Merlyn: you can get stucco in a house like that, llan cease: when we were in the subway, i asked you about chappelle, dex and you told me about this Dr. Headphones: i like chocolate cake better, german if possible professorPoop: boom boom Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: I counter your tenor and give you the old alto passo Merlyn: stucco on the portico with rococo Dave: dinner bellows, will be on later, bye for now professorPoop: I am not a good german, i have tired but i am not ||||||||| "9:52 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dave, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: I did indeed llanwydd or someone like him: don't like german chocolate cake. Coconut and chocolate don't go together Merlyn: bye dave Dr. Headphones: hmmm, dinner bellows. mom cooked old blacksmith shop for a meal professorPoop: use your entrenching tool dave cease: you knew something no one else did? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: night dave cease: later, dave klokwkdog-daze: plus, on the way & back, univ. radio station was running live performance by Jim, Jennie, and the Pinetops -- no need to endure Newport Folk to see 'em Dr. Headphones: i'll do one of dex's tricks here: AFK for refill (lime coke) professorPoop: ask the mailman llanwydd or someone like him: what is old blacksmith shop? Tell us when you get back Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: It was all over the Dailies here in NY and also on all those stupid "Entertainment" programs Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: That's no trick, that's real Bambi: who am us anyway lol professorPoop: it is done with mirrors hehe Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: We're am in em llanwydd or someone like him: I've lived in Newport. Never got to the festival though Bambi: Ken wants that coke with a lime in it
klokwkdog-daze deduces that Ilan is not big fan of Peter Paul Mounds, then llanwydd or someone like him: I knew people who saw the famous Bob Dylan performance though Bambi: Almond Joy! klokwkdog-daze: I live right across the bay, Ilan, never go there Merlyn: not the obscure Bob Dylan? cease: i dont watch them and didnt read any ny papers while there. my loss Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Can't swim, Klok? cease: everyone's loss of chappelle never comes back klokwkdog-daze: they have built a bridge, Dex -- can't afford the toll cease: on the other hand, his doper flick was utter floff Dr. Headphones: besides the toll, there are *trolls* living under that bridge cease: when was dylan not obscure? llanwydd or someone like him: old blacksmith shop is starting to weigh on my mind. I'm going to check it out on a search engine and I'll be right back. And if it's worth describing I'll tell you all about it Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Search for Saul Bellows cease: the firesigns can quote dylan just to be obscure in his aura's reflection Dr. Headphones: llan: don't bother looking, bellows are used by blacksmiths Merlyn: that's where old blacksmiths work Bambi: hurry back llanwydd :-) professorPoop: saul or sal? cease: tell a vision, llan klokwkdog-daze: we send them back to Reykjavik after 9/11, Ken. no papers Dr. Headphones: i didn't know auras (aurae?) would reflect, thought they were like vamipes cease: paradise or pair o'dice? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: ...and Saul bellowed, Lord, why do I have to change my name to Paul...do you know what a pain in the ass that'l be? Dr. Headphones: vampires. damned spelling bug here now klokwkdog-daze: Cat - the Casino on Pitcairn Island Dr. Headphones: for those keeping score, i just finished "slaughter-house five" by vonnegut last week. cease: its the pits klokwkdog-daze: auras belong to you; vampires, you belong to them llanwydd or someone like him: No such thing on the menu. We've been bushwacked. Or hogwinked or whatever the word is cease: poor sperring leads to mental demangement professorPoop: are you starting meat-shop six next week? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Like it or a not klokwkdog-daze:Schlachthaus Funf! Dr. Headphones: what ever happened to the pedophilia scandal on pitcairn? Dr. Headphones: pP: reading novel about hanoverian england now Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Thank you Jimmy Lee also known as ah...clem klokwkdog-daze: they put half the island's workforce in gaol, Ken cease: i am not a number, i'm a freee meat shop professorPoop: ahhh, clem and jimmy-lee, studio A must be crowded ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. klokwkdog-daze: had to import food for 6 months. cost $200K professorPoop: ewww he is peeking at us, voyeur Merlyn:H. R. Schlachthaus Funf? Dr. Headphones: wow, that's a lot of postage stamps to sell! Bambi: hi Clem! klokwkdog-daze: M is doing his Marty Kroft imitation Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Can you hear my coockoo? professorPoop: I thought it was schnitzerland ah,clem ) klokwkdog-daze: not really Ken, they just printed a couple more upside down Dr. Headphones: i use kroft singles on my sandwiches llanwydd or someone like him: I thought pitcairn was autonomous. cease: i thouhgt you were off to france or italy , dex klokwkdog-daze: Ilan - Crown dependency professorPoop: he walks again by night goody goody Bambi: Hmmmm. apparently Saul means asked for in Hebrew - Paul means little one in Latin Merlyn: Very Krofty of me Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: I'm in NY, Schwitz = Yiddish for sweat...i. e. it's way hot here cease: that was interesting post about JOBS is on the way cease: y'all read that? ah,clem: true Bambi professorPoop: and Haul? klokwkdog-daze: ruled by a Brit Governor-General in NZ and managed by a Brit manager in NZ and operated by a council of 10, half of which are elected Bambi: it's Nickie! :-) cease: what was the other one, oh yess Youth Wants to Know Dr. Headphones: the infamous "council of 10" strikes again. damned illuminati...... llanwydd or someone like him: All the Pauls I've known have been small Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: You are a font of exotic and highly intriguing knowledge cease: i coulndt find JOBS in google but its likely klokwkdog-daze: the trial is in NZ and 80% of the Pitcairn citizens are in NZ and... Merlyn: what time is it, catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 10:04 PM!" llanwydd or someone like him: they tend to have a napoleon complex Merlyn: thank you, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome." professorPoop: which font? ariel or NY times? Bambi: shanks a rot Dex ... I think ;-) Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Liar!! Merlyn: go fly a kite, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood goes fly a kite. Dr. Headphones: mmmm, napoleons, i will get hungry Bambi: Catherwood go to fly a kite ||||||||| Catherwood goes to fly a kite. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: Not in France or Switzerland..but will be in Italy in a couple weeks cease: the honeymooners, starring jackie gleason and pit cairny cease: they all run together after a while, as you noticed from my posts from there,dex llanwydd or someone like him: LOL Cat! Bambi: napoleans ... yummm Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: "Bend over Ralphie boy professorPoop: and kites with noses as long as your arm Dr. Headphones: dex: tuscan holiday or some "family" business in palermo? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: pP: and tales told by a idiot cease: tsk tskanny Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: You guessed it! Tuscany is the destination llanwydd or someone like him: I met Art Carney's son Brian a couple of times. He had or has a summer home in my hometown Dr. Headphones: consigliere dex at your cervix, ma'am professorPoop: IDiots? ahhh intelligent design, that firesign... cease: is it artful? klokwkdog-daze: the sound and the furies llanwydd or someone like him: I daresay it is Bambi: Ford Fury? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Get on mike Bergman! klokwkdog-daze: them too, Bambi. lots of them and not many of us... professorPoop: run mike run
klokwkdog-daze prefers Lola cease: i always enjoyed these la street name mispronunciations professorPoop: lola-cola? Bambi: Cola
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong spells "L" "O" "LA" Lola cease: when canuck relatives visited my family in la, that's the way they'd pronounce them, reading from the map Merlyn: Fnord Fnury? Bambi: Co-Co-Co-Cola! Dr. Headphones: favorite street name from FST: "upholstery avenue" cease: he seem to be missing a channel here, bambi and ah clem klokwkdog-daze: speaking of which, Poop - Arial and Times Roman Meal, for gosh sakes. And include more trendy fonts like Aeon Fluxbox ah,clem: 3rd and furniture professorPoop: mine comes and goes, I thought it was my bad ear
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong croons "Itchykoo Park" llanwydd or someone like him: I like "Eat Street" ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:10 PM and late as usual, it's doctecazoid, just back from Milford." ||||||||| doctecazoid rushes off, saying "10:10 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" llanwydd or someone like him: must have a lot of restaurants ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:10 PM, dragging doctecazoid by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" ||||||||| doctecazoid says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctecazoid exits at 10:10 PM. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hi-Bye Dr. Headphones: doc, we hardly knew ye Bambi: oops professorPoop: trendy fonts, is that the new store next to the starbucks? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I guess he doesn't know when to enter Bambi: vouch, vouch! ah,clem: processor show both at good level, ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:11 PM, dragging doctecazoid by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Dr. Headphones: i like my fonts decaf, please ||||||||| 10:11 PM -- doctecazoid left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwkdog-daze was thinking more of the Franka Potente "Lola" himself (echoes of the grocery store tonight ;-) llanwydd or someone like him: But of course Firesign food is all pretty weird and surrealist. I wouldn't want to eat groat clusters ah,clem: mixes to mono at streaming box llanwydd or someone like him: but I could go for a tub of slaw ||||||||| 10:11 PM: doctecazoid jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Dr. Headphones: groats are processed oats professorPoop: do they have a cure for mono yet? doctecazoid: lets try this again Dr. Headphones: doc, it woiks! ah,clem: hi Doc! Bambi: Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola! doctecazoid: hi there, can't stay long, just thought i'd pop in a moment Bambi: hey Doc! cease: you cant talk here professorPoop: ahh doc, give me my pills Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Try it again Docazoid cease: hows lili? Dr. Headphones: how are you and the gorgeous lili doing? professorPoop: what? ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Rotonoto', just granted probation at 10:12 PM", then leaves hurriedly. doctecazoid: i wanted to make it here last week but the drive back from my dad's in NC took longer than anticipated - i got back to CT at 2:30 in the morning Dr. Headphones: roto!!!!! Bambi: hey RotoDave! ah,clem: hi Roto! cease: roto Rotonoto: hi all ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ''Pops'' Yamamoto disembarks at 10:12 PM. professorPoop: heyho roto doctecazoid: lili's doing as well as can be expected (by that i mean, she's coping well with the chemo and being out of work and all) Dr. Headphones: yammie, LTNS cease: yammy too. must be a nearby black hole Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: :suspiciously eyes person claiming to be Rotonoto, but not carrying trademark "Chanpagne Gong" llanwydd or someone like him: Hey Pops! cease: good to hear, doc doctecazoid: anyway lili and i are here watching a dvd rental, i have to get back to it Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hey Yam Dr. Headphones: give her a hug and a kiss from here, please ''Pops'' Yamamoto: aw chist, I leave for awhile and you ppl go and get cancer llanwydd or someone like him: at first I thought it said Pope Yamamoto professorPoop: keep your chins up, and say cheese doctecazoid: it will stay in 'away' mode for now Rotonoto: hey Dex- yodel for us cease: keep em flying, doc and lili ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Does a bear pope in the Vatican? Bambi: glad she is holding up ok ... not fun under any conditions to be sure Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: DT: Best wishes from here to you both doctecazoid: pops: lili laughs - she says "yeah, my timing is always bad" doctecazoid: thanx dex doctecazoid: and all Bambi: lol ... Hi Lili !! doctecazoid: anyway i'll check in again hopefully in about 30 mins or so - will be in 'away' mode for now ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Tell her I share moral support, and wish I had more than that to give Dr. Headphones: tried looking up pope yamamoto, but apparently there has never been an oriental pope cease: good one, yam doctecazoid: thanks bambi, your msg has been relayed klokwkdog-daze: hi to Lili, DT. and hi yerself Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roto: Schwitz = Yiddish for sweat, which is the kind of weather currently in place doctecazoid: thanks pops, your msg has been relayed as well Bambi: see ya later Doc Bambi: hi Yammy professorPoop: toad away okay doctorobay Bambi: thanks Doc! ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well I have to come off with a good one now and again, laws of probability and all that ya know ''Pops'' Yamamoto: hi bambi professorPoop: you fuels llanwydd or someone like him: there have been many buddhist priests but none ever made pope Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: "Yamamoto" was John Paul Peter XXIV's street name Dr. Headphones: well, if it's probability you want, you need "blaise pascal" yamamoto ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Say do any of ya liniux gurus know how to make a PD built after 2k1 to synch up w/liniux? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: PDA... llanwydd or someone like him: wasnt there a Pope Peter Paul and Mary? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: None ever "made" a Pope..the reverse cannot be claimed ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Only when He wore a dress Dr. Headphones: yam: i know there are PDA programs, but have never investigated them since i don't own one ''Pops'' Yamamoto: And I think he affected Kiki Bambi: I have heard that there is a sync'er in Evolution Bambi: or at least a sync'er you can use in Evolution lol ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well SuSE 9.3 doesn't synch w shite and I'm not reloading winblows llanwydd or someone like him: To tell you the truth I think the next pope should name himself Mary. Dr. Headphones: bambi: make sure that's a kitchen synch and not a bathroom synch ;) ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yeah, I tried evolution Dr. Headphones: missing link, huh...... ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Man, I tried everything Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Mary had a little lamb...boy was he scared klokwkdog-daze: yeah, Evolution ought to do it if anything will -- it's built with genuine Microsloth C# Dr. Headphones: try searching www.google.com/linux for "PDA synch" and see what comes up Bambi:http://danharper.org/linuxdesktopblog/ professorPoop: mares eat oats and does eat oats ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Linux don't like the palm's internal drive, and won't keep the Pocket PC as a USB device Bambi: what pda? llanwydd or someone like him: Oy vey, maria! Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pretty Damn Attractive Bambi:http://lists.suse.com/archive/suse-linux-e/2004-May/2074.html klokwkdog-daze: clem, this mix is awful! llanwydd or someone like him: Mary had a little lamb and gave it up for adoption ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Tungsten 5 and or a Audiovox 6600 Win CE phone Dr. Headphones: yam: have IR on both? convert to text, beam over ''Pops'' Yamamoto: No Ir on Box Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Wow: Kend^ and Yam have a Matter Transporter ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Oh I can bluetooth all day between the two Bambi:http://multisync.sourceforge.net/ ''Pops'' Yamamoto: It works rather well Dr. Headphones: did we recently give scotty a moment of silence upon his demise? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pops: Maybe you have a looth Blue tooth Dr. Headphones: last time i had a bluetooth, dentist took it outand charged me money llanwydd or someone like him: As I remember, we gave our respects Dr. Headphones: llan: i couldn't recall cease: kundun, i saw you standing on luna professorPoop: yes we did Bambi:http://www.novell.com/coolsolutions/nnlsmag/features/trenches/tr_shut_windows_nls.html Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Remember kids, chewing gum causes gum diseases ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I have the latest SyCE cease: you were grilling a tuna professorPoop: the roanoke times headlline for the story was that he crossed the final frontier Dr. Headphones: if i chew gall bladders will i...oh, never mind...... Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Humph, some gall llanwydd or someone like him: of all the gall klokwkdog-daze: i tried bluetooth, but everything came up in Danish...made me hungry Dr. Headphones: mmm, cheese danish sounds really good klokwkdog-daze: grocery store has fresh-caught Marlin steaks this week, great chewing Rotonoto: getting emotionally pummeled by sister on phone- who is getting very upset by neighbor fights in building... Dr. Headphones: ah, roto, i feel your pain Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: First bake it in a sauna, then whip it with Birch branches, then plunge it into the snow klokwkdog-daze: Hi Roto! Tell her to beat up the neighbors, ought to put a stop to it llanwydd or someone like him: only scotty and bones have died. All the rest are ready for another sequel professorPoop: that is for a swede not a danish fong Bambi: Wine and CrossOver if nothing else works -- might be a way to do it that way ... unsure Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Call the Police cease: they'll be Watching You klokwkdog-daze: every move you make Rotonoto: yep Dex- Egggg zactly what I told her! Bambi: Sad about Scotty and Bones ... two of the best characters too llanwydd or someone like him: so pity the songbird that's nailed to her perch... ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Wine will run active sync, but thye OS won't allow the USB connection klokwkdog-daze: yeah, the ones who live on... Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Merl and Catherwood, you seem to be right on time ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:26 PM, precisely!" ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Right Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Oops spoke to soon Dr. Headphones: i can't remember who, but some comedian did skit about "lieutenant in landing party" who didn't have first name, never lived long enough to be summoned that way cease: maybe shatner will be the last to die. the worst becomes the last ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Swiss accuracy, there cease: how often does That happen Merlyn: I was reading Phil's blog cease: is pa blogging again? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Isn't that in the Bible? Merlyn: shatner and pete best llanwydd or someone like him: I love that line from "3 Faces", "...she fractured me glass eye!" cease: indeed Rotonoto: Shatner School of Overacting Merlyn: Yeah, someone posted a link klokwkdog-daze: shatner and Ben Folds
''Pops'' Yamamoto shouts I gotta Blog! I gotta Blog Rotonoto: (why do I like him?) Dr. Headphones: his best work was for price line according to some critics ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Shatner Rules and you know it cease: i enjoy reviewing restaurants and taking pictures of my garden, yammy klokwkdog-daze: he's got a sense of humor about it, anyway Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roro: Interestingly, his career in the last couple of years have been very successful both financially and critically ''Pops'' Yamamoto: He did a good turn on Common People llanwydd or someone like him: everyone on Star Trek overacted except Spock klokwkdog-daze: spending his twilight years spoofing himself (which is easy) and doing payback at his critics Rotonoto: the needs of the many... Merlyn: It was really Shatner's hair that overacts Dr. Headphones: i didn't care for american version of "iron chef" shatner did, but the new alton brown version rawks! ''Pops'' Yamamoto: The best way to go Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Vulcans incapable of overacting klokwkdog-daze: check out "Has Been"; I think I shot it up to Ken's site cease: like batman in space. you kept expecting to see the "pow" balloon ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Shatner has someone else's hair... ''Pops'' Yamamoto: But it was fun, unlike succesive ST's
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong goes afk for hair of the dog still biting him Dr. Headphones: klok: i'm not up, haven't done the perm-IP thing yet
klokwkdog-daze always got a ROFL from the NG name, alt.sexybaldcaptains Merlyn: Give your IP perm a permanent .wav klokwkdog-daze: clem - it got hit with a phaser Dr. Headphones: i believe phasers are less dangerous than tazers from what i've seen on TV ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Hurt less, anyway klokwkdog-daze: yeah, Ken -- phasers aren't real; they're just written that way (sorry, Jessica) ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dave and the frog-like thing in through the front door at 10:32 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. klokwkdog-daze: wb, fast eater Dr. Headphones: speaking of amphibians.....look what the frog dragged in Dave and the frog-like thing: yam, hey! and I'm back from a delicious literally meat and potatoes dinner, mmmm' llanwydd or someone like him: Does anyone remember if Star Trek operated on the premise that the Enterprise could reach the speed of light? If not, how did they find all those weird planets? ah,clem: mmmm frogs klokwkdog-daze: wrong, Ilan Dr. Headphones: llan: FTL Dave and the frog-like thing: yeah I got tired of my usual name, thought I'd add some legs to it, mm legs klokwkdog-daze: not a good subject to start in a chat full of tech-heads Dr. Headphones: i'm not a real fan of frog legs, too much work for too little payoff klokwkdog-daze: yeah, like lobster tales llanwydd or someone like him: FTL? WTF? cease: i remember my parents serving frogs legs for xmas dinner in 1956 professorPoop: frog like thing? that would be whooping crane I think cease: they were gross then. they're gross now klokwkdog-daze: it's all the channels on all the cuts! check the wiring! call out the Natural Guard! Dr. Headphones: FTL=faster than light klokwkdog-daze: clem, it's in everybody's eggs! llanwydd or someone like him: thanks, kend. I didn't remember Bambi:http://www.pilot-link.org/ llanwydd or someone like him: Frogs legs for Christmas? That's perverse. klokwkdog-daze: warp speed was nonlinear. warp 1 was twice lightspeed, warp 2 was 4X, and so on. warp 8 was darn fast Dr. Headphones: llan: better than chinese like that red ryder kid Dave and the frog-like thing: "I'm too high, I'm too high, but I haven't touched the sky," Dr. Headphones: ah, klok, almost like the richter scale (do re me fa....) llanwydd or someone like him: Imagine hitting something at warp 8? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yeah, then you had Trans-Warp llanwydd or someone like him: quite a wreck that would have been klokwkdog-daze: no, richter did Buckaroo Banzai, not Star Trek... ''Pops'' Yamamoto: You were in subspace. No stop signs there klokwkdog-daze: it's not really there, Ilan llanwydd or someone like him: Imagine the police report. "They must have been movin at quite a clip". cease: warp 10 was the maximum ''Pops'' Yamamoto: well, not in the old one klokwkdog-daze: warp 10 was as fast as anyone had gone, not the maximum Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: Only if you didn't trick out your ship Dr. Headphones: "i'm gi'in her all she's got, cap'n!" cease: yet ERP ptoves that you actually can be in 2 places at once, at least on a subatomic level ''Pops'' Yamamoto: They hit warp 15 one timme Bambi: Do your PDAs connect to the web? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: one does klokwkdog-daze: they hit anything the writers could dream up, including the future, the past and other universes ah,clem: changed config for player, see if it gets better/worse in 2 min ''Pops'' Yamamoto: it's a phone Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: All police Departments Accountants connect to the web klokwkdog-daze: that's the way data is stored in flash memory, Cat. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Hello Player...Ready to rumble? professorPoop: quiet Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: quite ''Pops'' Yamamoto: The pocket PC can D/L and install w/o a main box w/some aps Dave and the frog-like thing: my new braillenote will be able to connect to the web, will be getting it around the 15th cease: really? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: raw! raw! raw! Dave and the frog-like thing: am gonna see if I can chat on it, see how well it works professorPoop: you bet klokwkdog-daze: it's all quantum statistics. you just manipulate where it has the highest probablity of being, then change the rules and it's trapped somewhere it can't get out of, 'cause the statistics don't work for it anymore Dr. Headphones: what was monsieur braille's first name? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Joe klokwkdog-daze: monsieur Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Barbra Braille Dave and the frog-like thing: Kend Louis klokwkdog-daze: any other questions I can answer for you, Ken? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Odd name; Kend Louis Braille professorPoop: Ape Braille Dr. Headphones: yes, klok: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Braille Ape Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Embarred cease: yuck a moto, meaning more yucks (moto meaning more in japanese) Bambi: maybe you could sync through one of the online contact, calendar, addressbook programs? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Embarassed Dr. Headphones: ah, another famous louis from france. klokwkdog-daze: a woodchuck's chucking's worth, Ken, of course Rotonoto: .. ''Pops'' Yamamoto: The OS won't let the USB driver load cease: she's got a balcony you can invent braille from klokwkdog-daze: kept his head, anyway, Ken Rotonoto: USB can be such a pain Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: Thought "Moto" meant speedy as in 'more yucks at accelerated pace" ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Te PPC tries, and gets kicked off Dave and the frog-like thing: LOL on the balcony comment professorPoop: have dorothy call the wizard of Os and ask him cease: i'll ask the real japanese speaker when she returns Dr. Headphones: i've done my share of braille reading on those "balconies" before ;) klokwkdog-daze: they're not on speaking terms, Poop Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: LOL here too Dave and the frog-like thing: I just made a seller account on ebay, now I can get rid of some stuff, yay professorPoop: ok, toto too ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Suse 9.3 is decidedly unfriendly, It ignores the Palm altogether Merlyn: Remember, somebody has to buy it klokwkdog-daze: and your little dog, too, Poop professorPoop: cackle cackle Rotonoto: Ebay is a trip (but watch for sharpies)- I had lotsa lotsa fun on there Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Melt my socks
klokwkdog-daze does not like Suse that much. Adam on equnet put me on to PC Linux OS, which is still kind of beta, but very nice Dave and the frog-like thing: yes I know merlyn and there enlies the problem, but hey it's worth a shot Dr. Headphones: i have a fine and a medium point sharpie here cease: that's no poop, that's my dog! Dave and the frog-like thing: I just got fucked by a company there, paid waaaaaaaaaay too much for shipping due to non US money klokwkdog-daze: ken - the fine point's no good for marking CD-Rs -- sell it on eBay Bambi: might want to check this /. article's comment section: http://ask.slashdot.org/askslashdot/04/02/28/013223.shtml Yammy ''Pops'' Yamamoto: SuSE's WINE implementation is the best, tho Rotonoto: yep, read, read, read- read between the lines... Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Kend^: That's like really whoosie, dude...Get a spray can of emamel paint cease: never buy anything. then you'll never pay too much klokwkdog-daze: better than Linspire, Yam? ;-) ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Actually, yes ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Goddam linspire ''Pops'' Yamamoto: gah klokwkdog-daze: I thought Linspire had the best stable of "we made xxxx Windows ap run" offerings...for a prix klokwkdog-daze: heard a long interview with them on LUGradio, made me more sympathetic ''Pops'' Yamamoto: SuSe Runs Photoshop 7 and Adobe Illustrator 7 quite nicely for free Dr. Headphones: argh, graphic arts scare me! ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Actually, you can cop to some Linnspire stuff w/Knoppix/Kanotix klokwkdog-daze: and in another long interview on Linux Link radio last night, ESR made the case that the OS wasn't going anywhere until it catered to the rational idiots I think he called them professorPoop: ahh, clem, I have a bad ear, seems better to me ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Baj, I'll find a workaround, or adapt cease: that was what el wanted to hear last week, the strraight people klokwkdog-daze: but one of the LLTS guys said that he had some users that insisted he help them run their email client (as in Outlook Ex) cease: ah, power klokwkdog-daze: in his day job ''Pops'' Yamamoto: POWER! klokwkdog-daze: we hear the word and respond, Cat ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I - Need - More - POWER! klokwkdog-daze: all power corrupts, but we need electricity
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong chews quietley on his Power Bar ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I can't eat those damn things klokwkdog-daze: i have never prayed to you before, Crom... llanwydd or someone like him: I suppose Bush is the Electrician? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Like Rubber Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Pops: I don't "eat 'em" I just chew on them ''Pops'' Yamamoto: He wouldn't pay the rent on the President Suit klokwkdog-daze: Ilan -- nah, he's just another bad actor in a rented costume giving out lines someone else wrote for him and whispers in his ear Dr. Headphones: don't look behind the curtain! cease: havwnt heard this in a while professorPoop: tick-tock cheney cease: i rmeember when it was first broadcast on Heat ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Nixon without the Brains, Reagan Without the fake Charm, Quayle without the ability to reoprt for duty.... Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: I've never heard this before klokwkdog-daze: sorry folks, I had to give up on CNI; the missing channel was driving me crazy cease: its fine now, klok klokwkdog-daze: I was shouting out all the missing dialog, like Harvard students at old Bogie movies professorPoop: he has twin babes cease: this is well mixed, clem ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Channel Eh? That's What all those Englishmen are doing here Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Klok: Harvard students are watching old Man Tan Morley movies? Dr. Headphones: rin tin morely cease: what is chris morley uip to these days? professorPoop: morely or lessley, lesley more ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Rintin Man Tan Ray Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bust Her Crab? cease: there was a period of time with no planet proctors. i thought phil had packed it in Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Lol, Pops ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Two good opnes, I'm on a roll here ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Can't type professorPoop: a danish? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Uh...Pops, What's a 'opnes' ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Bluetooth ''Pops'' Yamamoto: more than ones and less than twos professorPoop: I opine, sometimes ah,clem: Cat, mix ny better now?
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong Orders a Danish Opnes, also known as a Bluetooth because of the copious stuffing of Blue Cheese cease: indeed, ah ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Opining is okay if you don't get all gummed up w/sap ah,clem: ok Merlyn: So is Rin-Tin Man Tan Ray that dog in black lab face? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: and what a sap she had Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Clem: You're doing a special ny mix, thanks so much Dr. Headphones: starting to feel like dinner now, think i'll go eat something. later, dudes and dudettes ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Food is good Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Merl: No he's wearing a white smock lab coat klokwkdog-daze: Dex - Casablanca and Key Largo in the '60s professorPoop: like the hot slap at the end of a wet fist ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I had Clam and Mussel linguini tonight cease: half a key largo, had to spliff it with the sound effects
klokwkdog-daze likes blue sleaze... professorPoop: thanks rococo Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: From parts unknown in Italy...Muscles Linguini cease: yatamoto, not sure what that means but worht investigating ''Pops'' Yamamoto: It's good eats Dave and the frog-like thing: I had beef, had liver the other night, my favorite ''Pops'' Yamamoto: The loacl diner does shelfish linguini that's to die for, and it's not all that expensive ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dave and the frog-like thing: gonna change usernames I think ||||||||| Dave and the frog-like thing dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dave and the frog-like thing?! It's 11:01 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" cease: so yo dont have to die in the gutter? professorPoop: ptomaine pops? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: There's a good seafood restaurant close by. More expensive than the Diner, but worth it Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: He jumped outta here like a Mark Twain Frog cease: your name sounds like a harry potter character, dave ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Right on over to Calaveras County.... llanwydd or someone like him: I've had something like that seafood linguini but it was fra diavolo which is something I dont like in Italian food ||||||||| Dave bounds in at 11:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Clem: This is a real good mix down to mono Dave: brb, shit having reader problems cease: Calvados County with Johnny Appleseed llanwydd or someone like him: hot spices are for indian and mexican, not italian professorPoop: dave, you lost your frog fetish ''Pops'' Yamamoto: johnny avacadoseed ||||||||| Dave leaves to catch the 11:02 PM train to Hellmouth. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Oh! Johnny..Poir Jeanie professorPoop: take the last train to hellmouth and I will meet you at the station ah,clem: great, that is a relief, the mix problem was really concerning to me, as I was not sure what I could do... cease: i enjoyed the general non-spicyness of italian cuisine Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan" Fra Diavalo is a "classic" Itlaian dish cease: sounds hot, dex llanwydd or someone like him: I've only had it once, dex. Didn't think it was properly Italian professorPoop: so is sophia loren Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Sophia is hot cease: or was ''Pops'' Yamamoto: A long time ago Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Claudia Cardinale is hot cease: bendible intergrated community workers. have y'all seen those? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: She'd be like my mom now cease: merl, i gave that to you to post to the site, right? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: oi that's "Woikers" Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Cat: I've not seen them, but I have their Time Cards Merlyn: what cat? professorPoop: is she the next pope? cease: as oppsed to bendable white or negro commuinty workers ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Yow! Negroes! cease: i got that from schoolboy. i scanned it and sent it to merl to post on the firesign site some tome ago cease: action figures from the 60s klokwkdog-daze: cardinale was like 37-23-37 or something Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ilan: Have you seen A Knee Grows in Brooklyn? professorPoop: bingo cease: the little add for real bednible integrated commuinty workers, merl Merlyn: cat, you mean that newspaper article? klokwkdog-daze: OK, folx, I'm burned out (literally) and outta here like, now! cease: sort of, yes. an ad professorPoop: bendable or edible? klokwkdog-daze: CU all next weak ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Site traffic is good today Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: The story of a Doctor cloning body parts professorPoop: click klok klokwkdog-daze: havea good 'un ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:08 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs klokwkdog-daze by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Merlyn: I don't remember getting that, cat, can you send it again? llanwydd or someone like him: I've seen quite a few, dex cease: leavingk klok? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Klok...stay as kool as you are =) cease: keep on kloking cease: that i can do, merl Bambi: Cool on the Shep ... however you can get them it's great Bambi: oops lol Bambi: looks like Dave is gone Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Bambi: Who are you talking to? =) professorPoop: curley is cooler than shemp ''Pops'' Yamamoto: ow Bambi: just got back and tried to answer Dave lol ''Pops'' Yamamoto: ha Merlyn: tx, cat, I lost some old email a few days ago Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: pP: Nothing is cooler that sheep llanwydd or someone like him: got to take my ambien so I can become unconscious for a few hours professorPoop: right, never be another ewe Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ewe and the night and the music of my zipper ''Pops'' Yamamoto: rob Roy wants something professorPoop: hipboots, a cliff and ewe ''Pops'' Yamamoto: ew Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Rob from Roy to pay Gene Bambi: sleep well llanwydd ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I'm going to bed-later all Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: WB Pops =0 Bambi: night Yammy llanwydd or someone like him: good nite, your holiness professorPoop: night pops IIan cease: llan cease: yammy Merlyn: nite llan llanwydd or someone like him: sehen sie nachste woche. Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roto fades while Roto is on radio
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong Knocks Wood professorPoop: ach de leeber, augstine Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Time to park the car...see who'sever here upon my return..Night to those he leave Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: who leave Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: hmm right either way professorPoop: good luck parking, hail rita ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Donk inside, makes a note of the time (11:14 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. doctecazoid: back cease: dex professorPoop: wb doc and hi donk cease: wuddya watch, doc? cease: i just watched badasss today. commentary is very good Bambi: hey Donk :-) Donk: hey dr poop Donk: howdy Bamb doctecazoid: cat: got all your emails. this week has been very hectic - lots to catch up on after being on the road for much of july. we rented "criminal", written/directed by gregory jacobs, co-produced by jacobs/clooney/soderberg cease: email me when you can, doc doctecazoid: good (if low key) caper flick doctecazoid: will do cat doctecazoid: tomorrow we will be watching "the machinist" - christian bale flick cease: i reccomend bad ass. ive never seen the original but as a cultural document, its postively firesonian, or krasneresque doctecazoid: daily show is on now - lili is riveted (as usual) cease: john stewart is the best o fthe non-animated tv in your country, to be sure ||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Pops'' Yamamoto - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| llanwydd or someone like him - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: greatr review of the sealab dvds you showed me in local hip paper, doc cease: demanded they be taught in schools professorPoop: my brain slipped into neutral, floating amid shoes for industry doctecazoid: there go my nipples again Donk: i've got my TiVo set to automaticaly record 'The Dailey Show" unfortunately it records the same show 3 times a day though professorPoop: use pencil erasers until you find them again doc, that is what I do doctecazoid: lol professorPoop: gesundheit doctecazoid: found a used - er, pre-viewed - copy of 'primer' today too - ten bucks, a steal! Merlyn: dept of dept of redundancy dept cease: doc, did i send you a scan of the bendilbe commuity workers ad? doctecazoid: dept of redundancy dept dept ||||||||| Dave enters at 11:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. cease: merl doesnt seem to have it. i got it from schoolboy earlier this year, a while before i went east doctecazoid: cat: yes, i'm pretty sure you did professorPoop: wb dave doctecazoid: i'm at lili's pc at the moment Bambi: wb Dave cease: hey dave doctecazoid: my laptop hasn't been deployed since i got back from my place late this afternoon Dave: back, problem fixed cease: your family well, doc? doctecazoid: i've found it difficult if not impossible to get any pc work done at lili's. too many interruptions. cease: how are the kittens? professorPoop: super dave, did your printer like your braille machine? doctecazoid: dad's doing amazingly well, he's gonna be 80 next week and he's still firing on all cylinders. a bit slower than i remember, but that's all cease: back problems? every primate has them doctecazoid: the two new kittens are a handful to be sure - but they are so freaking adorable, we cut them a lot of slack. cease: yes, that happens Dave: no idea, still don't have it yet pp professorPoop: oops ok Bambi: Somebody once said that baby animals, like baby humans are so cute so you don't kill them. doctecazoid: so far they haven't torn up any furniture to speak of. minor damage to window shades, no bid deal really. the most annoying thing is they love jumping up on the dining room table and strewing all the papers/receipts/documents etc all over the place Dave: depends if they're attacking you doctecazoid: early on the kitties got a little carried away with the claws, they seem to be catching on though cease: thats true, bambi Bambi: our Root Cat takes things, particularly things that are shiny and hides them in his secret places LOL doctecazoid: they're pretty astute - they know when we are pissed with them and they cool it doctecazoid: but like kids, they are always testing the borders cease: yet a male lion will kill the cubs of his predecessor, this is not uncommon behaviour doctecazoid: lots of value for our entertainment dollar Bambi: Clem has lost things off his work bench like electronics, and I have lost things on my desk LOL professorPoop: root cat, be a good cat cease: indeed, doc cease: take lots o pics cease: even with the new easy to use digitlal camera, i dont take nearly enough picx of the animals doctecazoid: we're learning to deal with their wily ways - putting weights on things, not eaving things out, that kind of thing cease: dont even know all the plants i planted. must take pix of them and lable them doctecazoid: i should take more pix - i took quite a few when we first got them, should get back into that cease: of course. cats are keen to teach you professorPoop: the police will take care of that cat cease: maybe they can help me with the weeding, poop Bambi: how can you be angry with a cat that sits here and hugs your hand while you scratch his head? professorPoop: sure, but they take all the good weed cease: indeed, bambi doctecazoid: bambi: it's impossible professorPoop: he just wants food bambi lol doctecazoid: you just have to love 'em back Donk: hmm professorPoop: donk, dives in Donk: head first professorPoop: right into a wall, shake it off Rotonoto: Roto has a new kitty... professorPoop: I love pussys Bambi: yes, very true ... easy to love a cat with such a sweet disposition Donk: yeah cats are great, pPoop professorPoop: cats are independent cease: kitty's are fun, roto doctecazoid: we got one of those little laser things - we get the kitties to chase after the little red light, they really love chasing after it Donk: dogs of course are way smarter , though and much more loyal professorPoop: we had both cats and dogs when I grew up cease: i should get one for my cats, doc Rotonoto: good idea, I have a laser pen wasted in a pencil can on desk professorPoop: I have learned on the internet most are cat people or dog people Donk: i'm both cease: i wouldnt say smarter, i'd say thier intelligence is more accessbile to ours. pack animals Bambi: yes, for the most part ... but some breeds are more people oriented than others ... this one is part Somalie and Bombay ... so he's part dog, cat, monkey, and parlor panther LOL doctecazoid: cat: yes. it's a riot watching them try to "capture" it. cease: we have 2 dogs and 2 cats Donk: true, cease, i can only measure the intelligence against my own, which is lacking professorPoop: ambidexterous folks Rotonoto: my cat comes almost every time called- more like a dog doctecazoid: my dad is allergic to cats so i wasn't around them much as a kid. when i hooked up with lili, i discovered i am truly a cat person. love 'em, they're great pets! Bambi: very true Cat ... their intellligence is handled differently from dogs ... pack animals are precious too Dave: good thing dogs are more people oriented I might get a guide dog, but still not sure, I have a year to decide Rotonoto: please, no guide cats for me! cease: why would you not, dave? doctecazoid: i like 'em more than dogs, they're not as demanding and do a good job taking care of themselves. Donk: we have a stray cat that always comes when called and follows us when we go for a walk cease: any relatrionship you have with an animal is a good thing Dave: I don't know if I have the responsibility honestly Donk: i don't trust people who don't like pets cease: you're young, dave. you're not expected to be responsible. take advantage of that Rotonoto: I'll take litter boxes over those mandatory dog walks every time doctecazoid: cat: lol professorPoop: if you are that wise dave, I would say you are ready Donk: i get that, Roto doctecazoid: roto: i'm with you on that point cease: proctor has a riff about that, doc. about europe having a whole student coutner world, where you can travel and stay very cheaptly, cuz your a studnet, not supposed to be able to afford hotels cease: not sure of its on an hour hour or what but its a great rifff Rotonoto: cats are the perfect, almost self-caring pet (but I do love dogs too) doctecazoid: cat: yes, the hostels are very popular amongst the young backpackers Bambi: very true ... not fond of the forced walks either lol Dave: yeah...I don't know, my two best friends just got dogs, I do like how they work with them, will be looking in to it doctecazoid: well, i am fading incredibly fast here. today was very busy, and i have a lot more to take care of for lili tomorrow. i shall bid you all a fine and fair good evening Bambi: but there are some special features of both cats and dogs ... I love them both Bambi: and we have birds too professorPoop: best wishes doc doctecazoid: i shall pass all your good wishes to lili, she says "thanks!" Bambi: no dogs right now though ... ours died after almost 14 yrs doctecazoid: if she's up to it, maybe she can be coerced into joining next week. Bambi: night Doc...sleep well and best to you and Lili!\ doctecazoid: in any case - nytol! (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................... professorPoop: we had birds also ||||||||| doctecazoid rushes off, saying "11:48 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" cease: good to see you againk doc Donk: nite doc professorPoop: hard to compete with the daily show professorPoop: that is a good long life for a dog ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dr. Headphones - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Merlyn: Is this thing still on? professorPoop: yes M Bambi: ah, missed Ken's leaving ... night Ken Merlyn: ok professorPoop: nobody talking about cheese though ||||||||| Dr. Headphones sneaks in around 11:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." cease: did kend leave or just expire? professorPoop: wb headphones Merlyn: I thought you were dead cease: and speaking of ghosts Dr. Headphones: i guess i expired when my computer went to sleep after inactivity Dr. Headphones: doncha just luv teknologie? professorPoop: now I do, bambi scared me about the future Dr. Headphones: and it was the common cold that got me. i was hoping for beri-beri or something exotic Dr. Headphones: bambi scared you? that's impossible, she's a deer person Merlyn: It's a crap shoot cease: he's got...the plague professorPoop: tumbling dice by the rolling stones Dr. Headphones: dead from a crap shoot. next time: the slots or roulette? professorPoop: her blog about DRM something like that Rotonoto: WB Ken- I got Shanghaied into phone conversation with sister in FL, about 1.5 hour chat Merlyn: russian roulette, maybe Dr. Headphones: where in fla? professorPoop: is she still complaining about the neighbors? Rotonoto: Russian dressing or *Diet COla*? Dr. Headphones: no russian roulette for me. if i ever shoot myself, i will be sure it's loaded Bambi: ah, thanks Ken :-) Rotonoto: we moved on to better subjects, she knows to call out the mounties next time cease: i didnt know guns could drink Bambi: probably my security, errr, insecurity blog entries LOL Dr. Headphones: the RCMP works in fla now? i knew there were lots of canadians there in winter, but this is summer Rotonoto: guns don't kill, they just get drunk and go off cease: some of us flew away professorPoop: snowbirds Rotonoto: father/son team apparently drunk & disorderly, taking apart their own place in apts Dr. Headphones: oh yeah, bambi, that is some scary stuff for sure cease: there aint no satan, theres just got when he's drunk, quoth tom waits Rotonoto: he wears red satan sheets cease: aha. i sat an my pipe professorPoop: ahh fun neighbors, tell me when I should i look for her as a bystander on COPS Dr. Headphones: i do keep my anti-virus updated all the time, but sometimes forget about spyware. but i'm very careful about sites i go to, and browser blocks most of the bad stuff, i think cease: we said satan and he appears, just ilke anything Donk: tom waits, such an amazing guy ,:) well maybe Dr. Headphones: i'm surprised catherwood doesn't appear in a puff of smoke when you say satan ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dr. Headphones and queries "Someone mention my name?" Rotonoto: what browser, Ken? You using that "HOSTS" file to block stuff? professorPoop: from what I read, any song or video I play on the new windows vista will check for a DRM and give it one if it does not have one Dr. Headphones: mozilla ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 12 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dr. Headphones: i have never messed with DRM in any form, refuse to use MS stuff if there is a way around it Rotonoto: there is a set of .bat files to turn on and off (enable./disable) your Hosts file, good list to block a lot of known crap Rotonoto: Ken- same here, hate drm and will not buy that crap Dr. Headphones: roto: no filtering that way Dave: I should try firefox with new version of screen reader, but haven't Rotonoto: I never bought (or loaded) XP, never will get 'Vista' either. Win98 diehard Merlyn: oops Merlyn: Cath didn't know it was midnight... Merlyn: got to fix that Rotonoto: high moon... Dave: I like XP but don't have sp2 cease: this song kina reminds me of bergmans little shower tune in childs garden of grass cease: e dirty dog Bambi: I use a HOSTS file to block known spyware/malware/tracking sites Rotonoto: you definitely should get SP2, keep it real well patched, Dave Bambi: as well as using Firefox and Thunderbird for email (text mode only) Dr. Headphones: i get the patches downloaded autommatically, but pick and choose which ones to install Bambi: SP2 for sure is needed ... to many unpatched vulnerabilities in SP1 or prior Rotonoto: Ken- what Bambi is talking about- big lonmg list of known bad sites in a HOSTS list, you load it into Windows, then *disable* anything making any changes to that list til *you* want to Dave: so they say but I've heard it's got bugs Rotonoto: done with two simple .bat files Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Wow! still a crowd =)) Rotonoto: Dave, they have pretty much all the bugs out of SP2, you really ought to get it professorPoop: the sp2 upgrade was easy, except for having to re-install many programs manually, but that was easy professorPoop: at least for me Bambi: more info in this article on my newsletter site: http://www.jim-fran.com/fcsnl/index.php?module=pagemaster&PAGE_user_op=view_page&PAGE_id=75 Dr. Headphones: i have some sort of program that alerts me when anything tries to change registry or startup entries, i can allow/disallow individually Rotonoto: yodel lay heee hoo! (swiss chocolate, milk maids, alps, other various stereotypes...) Donk: lost audio feed for first time tonite Dr. Headphones: don't forget the swiss army knife professorPoop: little old lady who? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Oh Roto! Like wierd voice of coockoo, not knowing what time is it? Dave: why reinstall? and I'll get it Bambi: MVP HOSTS file cease: what is sp2? Merlyn: ok, Cath*rwood should know next week when it's midnight Rotonoto: oh Dex, like a little flower, my terrific feeling for it... cease: we sure did, ah clem Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Ken: Don't forget the Swiss aRMY sURVIVAL yO-YO Dr. Headphones: hmm, dex, don't have one of those. does it floss your teeth whilst you do walk the dog? Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: oH rOTO! puT THOSE PETALS TO THE METAL, AND NOT TO BE STEPPING ON IT professorPoop: SP2 only installs programs it knows are safe I guess, I had to use the control panel to add some programs Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: oops cease: yo yo yo your yolk, gently down the stream Rotonoto: whick swiss chocolate we soon to be riding in, boss? professorPoop: for XP cat, close your ears and hum Bambi: have to change the program Hostman from the site...it doesn't leave the HOST file in caps...so can still be messed with ... I am using "Host Manager" from that site ... but the batch files Roto talks about from there will work great Dr. Headphones: sweet cap lock key, cause of many a man's dismay Rotonoto: like a hot, chocolato spring... Donk: thanks ah clem, enjoyed the show tonite Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Roto: Soon to be riding speedy Ovaltine Rotonoto: ah, Roto programmed for female defense- and NoCaps program also included, no extra charge Dave: well that's a bitch because I have lots of programs Bambi: yes, thanks Clem ... much fun professorPoop: yes, thanks ah, clem super mix cease: indeed, clem
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong did not realize Clem was still sending the wax and whacks our way professorPoop: I have some old programs dave, if yours are made for xp, probably no problem Bambi: (I like Host Manager because it will update the host file and allow you to disable and enable the HOST file. Dr. Headphones: ok, folks, i think at midnight now, it's really time to go. see y'all next time. g'nite, dear friends Dave: ok...I guess cease: keep em heading Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Kend^..glad to see you again Merlyn: me too, g'nite folx professorPoop: I should toodle too, so toodles, everybody have a great week Rotonoto: bye, later df cease: off your merl Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night pP ||||||||| Dr. Headphones leaves to catch the 12:13 AM train to Oregon. Rotonoto: nite merl ||||||||| At 12:13 AM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Roto ||||||||| professorPoop is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:13 AM. ah,clem: good night all, ah,clem: keep 'em flyin' cease: we're flying like drops Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Night Clem...what's that about crackers?..you ain't dissing my kinfolk are you? Dave: it's early for me here, I'm practicing to be a college student and staying up late online ||||||||| ah,clem departs at 12:14 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" cease: jimmy crack kin,and i dont care Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Dave: Don't you have an 8:00 am biology lab course...you're disecting a frog Rotonoto: ok all, Roto wander off too, see ya later (sooner) same Firestation... Rotonoto: Reeeeebussssss!!!! cease: i can imagine kermit under the knife, bursting into "it's not easy being greeen" Dave: yeah but I got in trouble for trying to replace my prosthetic with the frog's eye to see what I could see ||||||||| At 12:15 AM, Rotonoto rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong: Think Dexter will follow the egress...night all cease: roto Dave: oh Dave you are a sick fuck! cease: i guess we're all gone cease: sounds like a fairy tale ||||||||| Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong departs at 12:16 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Dave: I guess so, but I'll stick around a little longer cease: how would you imagine another species sees if you dont know how humans see? Dave: well I guess I'll vanish in to the night as well, night all until next night we meet Dave: that's true Cat, I didn't think about that cease: we'll eat againk dont know where, dont know when cease: we cant imagine what we cant imagine Dave: some day, somehow, layter all cease: off ||||||||| "12:18 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Dave, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| cease departs at 12:18 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Donk: thank you vera Donk: nite all Bambi: Night all! ||||||||| Bambi departs at 12:28 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| It's 12:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Donk - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Max Von Woodrow', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:53 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Max Von Woodrow: Vye ham hi halzo known has Nancy, Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Max Von Woodrow and queries "Someone mention my name?" Max Von Woodrow: I yust dropped bye to zay I haf found a vunderfull vay to past the time in Hamerica bezides reedink zo news schtorieez habot schpashe shuttlez. Porno vebzites! Max Von Woodrow: Yust kiddink? Her catalog zite iss kalled http://www.feversfavourites.com The free zites under za listing hafter you henter iss Movies and Vids und schkipp zo Pay Zites und go to Free Zites und zee hanything you vant to und mebbe shoedn't. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood, go to http://www.feversfavorites.com ||||||||| Catherwood goes to http //wwwfeversfavoritescom. Max Von Woodrow: Bezides zat before I do I rrrun down to Schtudio Vone RRRomantix Oh Oh Catherwood, go to http://www.feversfavourites.com Correct schpellink. ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Max Von Woodrow and yells "My ears are burning..." Max Von Woodrow: Or I go to Mizz Annabelles adultzooperzenter on Benzunns Rrroad hund get zum male enhancers und a schtopvatch to zee how long I schtay hard on zo veite MPEGS Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood, get a stopvwatch ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Max Von Woodrow and says "Would you like something?" Max Von Woodrow: Catherwo, go to http://www.feversfavourites.com Max Von Woodrow: Did your Peter Piper pick a peck pickled peppers yet? Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood go to http://www.feversfavourites.com ||||||||| Catherwood goes to http //wwwfeversfavouritescom. Max Von Woodrow: Ho vell dere iss alzo lots of hintereschesting schtuff to zee at the ather channull Max Von Woodrow: Cathervood kould go http://www.nhc.noaa.gov to vwatch hurricane news like por lost Tropical Schtorm Harvey Max Von Woodrow: He iss goink hout Zea in der vestern Hatlantic Max Von Woodrow: Straight hout vwhere no vone vill zeee him hout at zea Max Von Woodrow: Vwhere der menacing Trroppical Schtorm Franklin rrecently vwass und yust fell apart. Now honly a Trrropical Vwave heading for Englund. But who knows vwhat hee has in schtorre for poor schtorm Harvey vwhen he reaches the Newfounlands Maritimes? Mebbe Needful Things. Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood, rent Needful Things at Blockbuster Videos. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Max Von Woodrow and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood, take a hike. ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Max Von Woodrow and says "Stop typing gibberish, Max Von Woodrow!" Max Von Woodrow: Don't blame me. Blame it on za Bozza Nova. Und watch out for meteor rrresistant foam fallink from der schpace shuttle. I'm going to heathupp my henhancers. CiAO oh Horny Vone. ||||||||| At 1:23 AM, Max Von Woodrow runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Max Von Woodrow disembarks at 1:30 AM. Max Von Woodrow: Dere iss a new Trropical dishturbench vwhay out dere in der Midd Hatlantic. That might get named tomorrow. Catherwood get in the time machine.. ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 1:33 AM" Max Von Woodrow: Catherwood sing Goodnight Irene. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Max Von Woodrow and queries "Something I can help with?" Max Von Woodrow: I'll zea you hinn my drrrreams ||||||||| Catherwood says "1:36 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Max Von Woodrow by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
''Pops'' Yamamoto ah,clem
Bambi
cease
Dave and the frog-like thing
Dave
Dexter-in Schwitzerland- Fong
doctecazoid
Donk
Dr. Headphones
Firebroiled
klokwkdog-daze
llanwydd or someone like him
Max Von Woodrow
Merlyn
professorPoop
Rotonoto
