||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 28, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Firebroiled', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:55 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Firebroiled: You people got trouble here? Well, I don't know why you people seem to think this is magic. It's just this little chromium switch here . . . [click] . . .My, you people are so superstitious . . . ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:56 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Firebroiled by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| 8:50 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| New topic: '
NEW! Nino the Mind-Boggler predicts where you are!
' Merlyn: Yes, it's true! How does he do it?
Merlyn taps his foot impatiently, waiting for more people ||||||||| ah.clem sneaks in around 8:58 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Merlyn: hey clem, are you near Charlotte, NC? ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre"' Merlyn: hey, 3 stooges ah.clem: back in Dendron, Va now Merlyn: ah, well, your ISP is from there... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| mark time sneaks in around 9:01 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." mark time: hey unconscious village, whaz up? Merlyn: Hey mark, are you from Virginia too? Nino says so... mark time: hey, uncle tom not me OK...I'm from IN...ah the other Sweden mark time: independence? from what the locals say.... Merlyn: Well, your ISP is from there... ||||||||| Bambi sneaks in around 9:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." mark time: lol bambi.... Bambi: Great Nino ... where am I ;-) mark time: merlyn my ISP is the CIA...OK? Bambi: hi Clem, Merlyn and mark time ... so glad to have you back from planet x mark time: you know I'm so slowwww need to listen to some more comedy... ||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Bambi: hi llanwydd mark time: only in IN...did you know there is actually a Radio Now....now.... Bambi: well there will be plenty of that (comedy) mark time Bambi: really? llanwydd: testing mark time: well folks just a reality check...our planet needs help...comedy helps... llanwydd: cannot read the log tonight. I'll go back out and read it Merlyn: yep, radionow has been real for some years mark time: yes bambi there is....a Radio Now....where would some kaputalist come up with an idea like that? llanwydd: TGIT Bambi: lol Bambi: very true llanwydd mark time: yea hey ll llanwydd: I llanwydd: O llanwydd: I'm on now Merlyn: OK llan, Nino hasn't been doing too well - are you in CA? ah.clem: is sound ok? Merlyn: sound seems OK clem ||||||||| cease sneaks in around 9:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Elayne sneaks in around 9:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." cease: no, i'm in CAT ah.clem: thanks, Mr. Wizzard Elayne: I think we've both made it, Cat. Catherwood hasn't seen us. cease: hey mark time, are you the mark time in seattle? cease: hi el ah.clem: hi Cat, & E cease: next time we'll be at your place Bambi: hi Cat and E! Elayne: Next week, Cat's sitting right beside me when we go on chat! llanwydd: KJHGF Merlyn: hey E, how's the robot game? Elayne: Cat, you're going to call me from Wash? Elayne: Hey Merlyn, I couldn't get it to work. cease: yes el, as soon as i know my train connections. do i have to book them on line or just show up at the dc train station and buy a ticket? Merlyn: I put up a .tgz version, and I tested it on a PC... Merlyn: could you run either of the .exe players? Elayne: Well, considering all the speedy trains have just been taken off line, they're pretty much just running unreserved trains. Bambi: Ken might be able to get here tonight if he gets to a truck stop with his new laptop :-) Elayne: So the best thing to do is go online at www.amtrak.com, figure out where you want to go, and let me know when you're heading off to Union Station. Merlyn: Cat, are you really in washington DC? Nino says so... Elayne: Hang on, Merlyn, let me try again now that I have you on line. Merlyn: OK E cease: i'm in vancouver, merl. i'll be in dc on sunday night Merlyn: wow, Nino predicted the future! llanwydd: I tried making chicken vindaloo. I just had some. Came out pretty good ||||||||| stephenfosterklok sneaks in around 9:15 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| stephenfosterklok is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 9:15 PM. Elayne: How do you get Nino to predict something? ||||||||| stephenfosterklok sneaks in around 9:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." cease: this sounds like one of my hour hours on cni stephenfosterklok: whew Bambi: hey Klok! llanwydd: I'm always making weird ethnic stuff stephenfosterklok: howdy all Merlyn: Cat, are you connected thru Performance Systems International Inc. ? stephenfosterklok: sounds good, though, Cat Merlyn: E, just a coincidence - cat's ISP is in Washington DC Bambi: it is an Hour Hour ... Charles Throat sent them ... he sent us the TrussCDs stephenfosterklok: don't answer, Cat! they can see into your mind if you let them! ah.clem: it is an hour hour, Cat Elayne: Okay Merlyn, what file should I be opening? cease: you said the train from dc goes to pen station. where is that in manhattan? Elayne: rossum.swf, right? llanwydd: So, Nino. Look at it who am i? Merlyn: at least that's what arin whois says - it could be out of date cease: that's where i catch other trains to your place, right? Elayne: Cat, it's right in midtown Manhattan. 32nd through 34th Streets, between 7th and 8th Avenues. Elayne: That's where you meet me and we'll catch the train together. cease: mark time? seattle? Merlyn: E, open the rossum.swf file, or drag it to the SAFlashPlayer.exe Merlyn: You should be able to 'run' rossum.swf in your browser, too, if no other way works Bambi:http://www.aaccessmaps.com/show/map/manhattan Elayne: Okay, it's working now, Brian. Elayne: I just had to wheel Rossum around a bit... Merlyn: oh good. It's a lot bigger now llanwydd: I might try logging on later (probably will). Just having too much trouble this time with webtv (or isp or something). I'll try again in about a half hour Merlyn: can he go into another room? Merlyn: ok llan, CU later cease: hmm, what i type doesnt get posted ||||||||| It's 9:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| mark time - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Merlyn: sfk, are you in georgia? Merlyn: that worked, cat Bambi: ok...hope to see you later llanwydd cease: was that seattle mark time? cease: now it works Elayne: Brian, how do I exit the game? Merlyn: I don't think so, cat Bambi: hey... mark time got the really big disease! Elayne: Ah, never mind. I had to hit the Esc key to get a Flash frame around everything. Merlyn: E, whatever the standard PC quit keyboard shortcut is Elayne: That's what I was missing, the frame so I could minimize the window or whatever... Merlyn: that'll work too. I can add an "exit" thingy too Merlyn: or add it to the evaporator as a destination Elayne: Maybe just add a note that you can hit "Esc" to get a Flash frame around the game, so it can be minimized or exited from. Elayne: I'll keep it open for Cat's arrival so he can play with it. :) cease: oh good Merlyn: I can put it in the readme - it's really the flash player doing that. ||||||||| maek time sneaks in around 9:23 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| Around 9:23 PM, maek time walks off into the sunset... Elayne: Ick, it just froze the game on me. Oh well, I'll play around with it later. ||||||||| mark time sneaks in around 9:23 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." mark time: i like to spell right Elayne: I don't think I should have anything else open while I have Bookworm open anyway, PopCap just sucks processor speed... Elayne: So, Nino. How does it work? Bambi: wb mark time ... you have recovered from the Plague pretty well it seems lol Elayne: Oh, never mind, I see the Nino thing on the bottom now. Merlyn: I can take a while to go to a new room, E Elayne: My ISP is in VA, apparently... mark time: some kind of glitch I couldnt itch...glad to be back and beautiful! Bambi: LOL...we are apparently in NC ... glad I looked at Nino ... I never would have known ;-) Elayne: See, what I have to do is read the instructions more carefully, Brian. I never RTFM, that's a big problem with me. Merlyn: a lot go thru VA ||||||||| Dave sneaks in around 9:26 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Merlyn: You people need to get a local ISP like me Bambi: hey Dave mark time: hey dave glad you're on... Elayne: Evenin' Dave! Dave: helloooooooooooo! ah.clem: we connect to norfolk,VA, but that routes through NC ah.clem: hi Dave Merlyn: We're geek-talk now Dave: it's snowing here apparently, doesn't bother me I can't see it lol, I like the snow though and rain Merlyn: Where are you dave? Nino say new jersey... cease: this isnt firesign Dave: I'm in CO cease: hi dave Bambi: yeah, says Cherry Hill, NJ for Dave to be specific ... good ole Rt 70 and the round robin circles in NJ ... gotta luv em. mark time: hey folks, how about a conspiracy?....I am trying to get people behind the slogan LIMITS TO GROWTH Merlyn: Nino's way off ||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: gotta? stephenfosterklok: merlyn - I have a POP there to confuse the authorities, but I'm really in RI. It's very easy to fool NS that way cease: hi klok ah.clem: we redialed, sorry stephenfosterklok: hey, Cat mark time: if enough people hear the idea that it's a small planet from enough diverse sources maybe they'll think.... Dave: the clock seems about 6 minutes off according to my imperfect time stephenfosterklok: they lost the feed for a while, Cat, should be re-dialing shortly Merlyn: Oh well, all I have is an IP address, and either Arin whois or netgeo (which is years out of date) ah.clem: will be back to FST soon mark time: thinking's good....maybe we all live, eh?
stephenfosterklok remembers when the clock had no relation to any earthly time; 6 minutes is quite fine... Elayne: So what are all us NY area folks doing when Cat comes up next week? We should plan something for the weekend. mark time: enough serious stuff.... ||||||||| Dexter Fong sneaks in around 9:32 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." cease: i'm hip like a zip. let's take a trip Elayne: Hey Unca Dex! mark time: hey Dex cease: have you heard from doc and or lili, el? Elayne: I just hope I can summon up the energy. This stupid cough/sickness thing has wiped me. stephenfosterklok: merlyn - if you must know, Cox Cable has Gaul into Part Un and Part Deux. Everything on the right coast is handled out of what seems to be Atlanta GA. Everything on the left is handled from San Diego or some other place out there in Mexamerica Bambi: hey Dex Elayne: No, I haven't heard from either. Dexter Fong: 'olla Duduees Elayne: BRB. Dexter Fong: Hi Firends stephenfosterklok: hey, Dex cease: i hope you and robin are healthy when i arrive, el mark time: wonder where's tween? ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:34 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door stephenfosterklok: OK, must be away for about 0.547 hr., CU in awhile folx ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:34 PM, then departs. Dexter Fong: I'm back already Bambi: lol Dexter Fong: Hi clem, Bambi, Cat, Dave, Elayne, Mark, Merlyn, and (Klok) away cease: did you get my last email, dex? that cloisters museum sounds intriguing Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes I did, just haven't responded yet...but I will Dave: you got 'em all Dex, just to let all know I left a message on Ken's phone wishing him well, he may call back, he may not, but he bought a laptop last weekend I know in Dallas, couldn't get on the net at the time, that's all I've heard from his end, no idea where he is now Dave: The cloisters? I've been there I think Dexter Fong: Dave: thanks for the update mark time: did you know they have camels in IN....yep, ole Joe is just down the block... Dave: I went to it yes, in CT right? got to see the armor, think it was there Dexter Fong: Cloister? Is that like...a cloister fuck Dexter Fong: Dave: Cloisters is in New York City Elayne: The Cloisters is lovely. It's not too far from where I live. Dexter Fong: Anyone know what CNI is playing? Elayne: Maybe about 20 minutes by subway+walking. Dave: I think I've been there though Elayne: About 10 minutes by car. Dave: can someone describe it to me? I'll sort through my old age and see what I can dig out Bambi: Hour Hour from Charles Throat's TrussCDs he sent us Dex Dexter Fong: Dave: It's kinda like a Castle with all kinds of Medieval stuff in it Elayne:http://www.ny.com/museums/cloisters.html Dexter Fong: Thnks Bam mark time: boy I like the sound of that Dex ah.clem: is hour hour from 06-21-1970 (I hope)
Bambi my pleasure Dex Elayne: Or http://www.metmuseum.org/events/ev_cloisters.asp?HomePageLink=collections_cloisters_l Dexter Fong: the sound of that Dex...or the sound of that, Dex? ||||||||| PPoop sneaks in around 9:41 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." mark time: sounds like a good question....er....that, Dex Dave: yes, I know I've been there, is there an armory? because there was a place where I got to put on almost an entire suit of armor, which weighed half as much as I did at the time Dexter Fong: Double P! Elayne: I was going to recommend the Cloisters on Sunday. PPoop: evening all, or what have you Bambi: hey PPoop Elayne: The Cloisters, the branch of The Metropolitan Museum of Art devoted to the art and architecture of medieval Europe, was assembled from architectural elements, both domestic and religious, that date from the twelfth through the fifteenth century. The building and its cloistered gardens—located in Fort Tryon Park in northern Manhattan—are treasures in themselves, effectively part of the collection housed there mark time: hey Principal PPoop: hay is for horse, I am a pig oops, a poop Merlyn: Time to give Nino a new brain... few minutes... mark time: oink oink.... Elayne: Audio guide here: http://www.metmuseum.org/events/ev_cl_audio.asp PPoop: Le nino? la nino, eighto nino? Dave: thanks E, will have to go back later and check it out Bambi: Nino the Great ... look -------------------------------->>>>> mark time: Hue says mrrrrroww to all Bambi: next to Log beside Exit button Merlyn: The "Nino" link in the typing bar cease: what is the nino thing? mark time: hue is "3 of 5" PPoop: couderspoop? nino is boggled Dave: how did it suggest NJ? I'm in Colorado Dave: I know not myself cat PPoop: prove it dave, new jersey guy Merlyn: Dave, it's where an IP who is says your ISP is. I may have found a better one... Dexter Fong: What exit, Dave? Bambi: Nino tells on your ISPs location (or yours, depending on how you connect) and shows on a map where Nino thinks we are ... it's kewl, but it's not always right ;-) Elayne: Cat, anything sound interesting? http://www.metmuseum.org/calendar/index.asp?mode=&CurrentDate=5/8/2005 PPoop: an imp has esp? Bambi: yeah, what exit on the Garden State Parkway ... everything in Jersey is off an exit on the GSP. Elayne: Looks like most of the stuff that day is at the Met, not the Cloisters. mark time: well all have esp if my friend is right .... PPoop: ask the imp where I put my favorite clam Elayne: But you know, they have the tours at noon and 1 PM, and you can just relax in the park otherwise... mark time: an imp may not seem like much but has feelings too cease: what is all this animal imagery? does it have any meaning? cease: that REALLY interests me mark time: why a duck? cease: i'm sure it's full of art i'll like, but my main interest in the met is the vermeers Elayne: I like the Saturday show: Images and Ideas of Purgatory in the Middle Ages. cease: same with the Frick and the National museum in DC. mark time: cauz he quacks a mighty yoke Bambi: PPoop: Pennsylvania - Coudersport cease: a veritable vermeerapalooza for me! Elayne: The animal thing is at the Met, as are most of the listings on that calendar. The Cloisters is owned by the Met. Dexter Fong: The Stout Dutch Woman with one Gold Earing cease: maybe the met is the first museum i should go to. PPoop: I saw that, is that near intercourse PA? Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes cease: animal imagery AND vermeers. paradise! Dexter Fong: Vermeers and Vermin, Life in the Middle Ages mark time: hey folks remember LIMITS TO GROWTH.... cease: i'd love to go to that animal imagery talk if el gives me directions on how to get to the museum and i can get there by 11 am PPoop: the rodeo of rome wrote that I think cease: hey bambi, are you anywhere near williamsburg? mark time: now a club in budapest Elayne: I agree Cat, I think you should definitely explore the Met before going to the Cloisters. That's why I was going to suggest the Cloisters for a quiet Sunday. Dexter Fong: XXVI, Via Rodeo cease: a place i visited on my last trip east PPoop: Buddha is not a pest, be nice Dave: I love williamsburg mark time: but that's where it all began....circa 1972? Elayne: Cat, we'll figure out directions to various places once you get here. It's pretty easy to figure out. PPoop: circa soleil ole Bambi: we are on the other side of the ferry from Williamsburg Cat mark time: would you really go to hell over a louse? Buddha says... cease: i remember it was pretty easy to get around new york by subway when i was last there, and i was only 13 at the time Bambi: Jamestown-Scotland Ferry PPoop: sit here and then siddhatha over there mark time: it crazy what people believe...harmlessness has its limits too... cease: i was WAY into american history in those days Elayne: The Met is at 86th and 5th Avenue, the express bus from here stops right there. Dexter Fong: America's History is in its future -G Bush Dexter Fong: Hi Jimmie Lee cease: sounds great, el. mark time: someone accused me of coming from VA like Uncle Tom... PPoop: the future is now, no filibusters allowed, va sen allen ah.clem: hi Dex... wait, I just said that mark time: I say well that's what you get for using the CIA as your ISP.... Elayne: Express bus is now $5 a ride (one-way) but I think it's worth it not to worry about climbing stairs in subway stations and so forth. More relaxing. PPoop: howdy JL Dexter Fong: Wow! Clem is multi-tasking cease: i look forward to it, el Elayne: I have to go collapse now, but next week I won't have that luxury so I'll probably stick around longer. :)\ Dexter Fong: Breaking the wind, Clem Elayne: See you next week, Cat! ||||||||| Bunnyboy sneaks in around 9:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Merlyn: OK E Bunnyboy: lo dere Dexter Fong: Night E Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny PPoop: hey BB mark time: what's all this stuff with 3 letters...sounds good I guess...KGB.... Elayne: We'll get together too, Unca Dex... Elayne: Bye! Bunnyboy: nite El ||||||||| Elayne leaves at 9:58 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." mark time: bye e Dexter Fong: You bet Niece E PPoop: fast e cease: by el ||||||||| Around 9:58 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:59 PM and Mister Motion steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 9:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. cease: bunny Bunnyboy: lo agin Dexter Fong: Double M! Bunnyboy: I....don't seem to be refreshing... mark time: Ok poop...the GB i get that'd be George Bush,eh....I'm mean nothing personal with those folks PPoop: no, put down that pickle Bunnyboy: At least...a bit of a lag... Dexter Fong: Bunny: I *always* find you refreshing ||||||||| Mr. Motion waltzes in at 9:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. mark time: Ok Ok...what's a lonely farm boy to do! Bunnyboy: RIP Mason Adams Dexter Fong: Hide the sheep Bambi: hi Bunny and MM PPoop: lots of motion going on, do the loco motion Mr. Motion: Braaaa Motion is here people have no fear... Dexter Fong: RIP Nils Henning Orsted-Peterson Mr. Motion: Well met all Bunnyboy: lo BamBEE ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. mark time: now poop your dare invoke the God Loki? that's a motion I'd second Bunnyboy: "With a name like Smuckers, it's GOT to be good!" Mr. Motion: Still haven't fixed that clock yet, eh? PPoop: it is thorsday Dexter Fong: MM: The clock is fixed, but Catherwood isn't Bunnyboy: And remember: No Child Left Behind is a success because it can be MEASURED. Bambi: I hear ya Clem and the thing that we should really feel guilty about by using fossil fuel cars ... is the lame efficiency of only about 40% if I remember correctly. Now that's pretty sad. Mr. Motion: Ah must have gotten into those bombers eh Catherwood?
Bambi waves to Bunny :-) mark time: and soon with the majik of modern science fiction it will be Freyja's day Dexter Fong: Bambi: You tell him...picking on cows....sheesh
Bunnyboy waves to Bambi Bunnyboy: ; ) Dave: "come on in moriarty the water's fine," "Yes but you're not," who knows where that comes from? and it's Not Dean from On the Road PPoop: oye como va Dexter Fong: Dave: sounds like a Goon Show
Bambi :-) mark time: nope not a woman but close... Dave: you got it right Dex! PPoop: terrier water, from the sparkling innards of a terrier Mr. Motion: I'm having a Deja Vu again... Dave: The Stolen Postman, one of my faves if not my fave of theirs Bambi: LOL...but he's right about the cows ;-) PPoop: another deja vu for me too please, where is the waiter? mark time: now class what's evil spelled backwards....live...and please do one not the other.... Bambi: they tear down and burn the rain forest to fill it up with cows Dexter Fong: Dave; One of my favorite goon shows is "In Honour Bound" or "President Fred" mark time: your choice... Dave: I might have that one, not sure Bunnyboy: In THE ULTIMATES, a Marvel book that reinterprets THE AVENGERS (Marvel's , that is), Thor may or may not be a paranoid schizophrenic, who blames his problems and predicaments on his brother Loki. cease: i have heard very little goons Dexter Fong: Dave: It's got one of the greatest punch lines ever...takes almost the whole show to set up cease: does anyone actually find drums interesting? Bunnyboy: "Oooh! You deaded me!" Dexter Fong: Cat: I do PPoop: a 60s and 70s sound, sure :) Mr. Motion: I know the drummer on this tune... Dexter Fong: Bunny: Thanks you sausages Dave: drums cat? did I hear you right Bambi: we've heard alot, but they are not good quality unfortunately...shows are fun but the quality of the ones I've heard is so bad it ruins the effect. PPoop: that is steve reeves mark time: Loki only blood brother of Wotan...but after what her did to Thor's wife....well Bunnyboy: Drums, yes. Drummers, no. KIDDING! Dave: yes Dex I have that one, from '55, will remember to listen to it Bunnyboy: You know what you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Dexter Fong: His wife was thore? Bunnyboy: A drummer. Nyok! Dave: another musician? Mr. Motion: Yeah we used to hang our with him cause he had a black Rolls Royce and great drugs when I lived in Malibu... Bambi: LOL PPoop: far out and groovy, I can really get into this music man, psycho boom boom Dexter Fong: Not a musician, a drummer Heh Heh mark time: no Sif...but Loki is pretty "metro-sexual"...as it were... Dave: Dex broadcast on Nov. 1 1955 cease: sounds like woodstock Dexter Fong: Dave: Sounds like you are well organized...I can appreciate that =) PPoop: mayor macburger has got your number smart guy Bunnyboy: Anybody see MAYOR OF THE SUNSET STRIP? Gee! ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mister Motion - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dave: check out www.beyondthebeatgeneration.com if you're in to all the music you thought you never were in to but are having old nestalgic moments, I love this stuff but I wasn't around to listen to it when it came out, so there you are, actually you're there now Dexter Fong: Burger King outranks Mayor mark time: may or may not sez Loki PPoop: I saw part of that, what a trip lol Dave: I do what I can Dex, organized in my own sort of way Bunnyboy: The new mute plastic Burger King ad guy is C-R-E-E-P-Y!!! Dexter Fong: Dave: I was sincere...and serious...I do have a kind of chronology of the Goons...just not at hand mark time: anyone else thing we live in a strange universe? PPoop: burger king got dairy queen pregnant because he forgot to wrap his whopper Dexter Fong: MarK: I dunno...nothing else to compare this one to mark time: our minds continually conjure normalcy Dexter Fong: lol PP PPoop: strange compared to what mister time? cease: thats why we have minds PPoop: fast fong, why do I try? Bunnyboy: And he was in a pretty pickle. mark time: why does sweden have a french king and a german queen? Dexter Fong: PP: Because they make you? Bunnyboy: He didn't relish THAT situation! Bunnyboy: But what a tomato! Dave: good Dex, geniuses to be sure PPoop: reality is a crutch Mr. Motion: What is reality? Merlyn: Yay, I think Nino is better at predicting now... Dexter Fong: Realty is a Creche PPoop: who cares? mark time: a froggie went a courtin and he did ride a Hun a Hun.... Bunnyboy: lo Merl Merlyn: Bunnyboy, try the 'nino' link in the typing bar Bunnyboy: (sings) I said come on boys, let's hit the road to Rome, I'm the HUN! I'm Number ONE! cease: attila? PPoop: AOL merlyn? Mr. Motion: Creche Alley? mark time: on her better days... PPoop: ahhh clem PPoop: gingus? Merlyn: According to http://www.geobytes.com/IpLocator.htm , Pooper mark time: can do sez uncle al Bunnyboy: I'll ask, although I assume someone else already did: Any word from Lili or Doc? Dave: reader don't like Nino mark time: t hat's khan do... PPoop: you have got me triangulated, somebody untie me please Mr. Motion: brb Dexter Fong: No Khan, doh Merlyn: Hmm, I think if more than one person tries it, it doesn't work for the second persom mark time: use the void luke... PPoop: how does the third person if they are the first or second person? cease: you know the line "bendable integrated community workers? cease: apparently, a real item. Bunnyboy: So skip to the third person. It worked for William Holden. PPoop: they never come up in the mountains :( mark time: hey...you didn't know aol is a cia conspiracy? Dexter Fong: Cat: Is it "bendable" or "vendable"? PPoop: did you remember to carry the bum? cease: schoolboy sent me an actual ad for them he had discovered somwehere cease: i could look it up in the big book Merlyn: Or maybe I've hit a maximum hit limit... Bambi: "Lauded for its convenience and versatility as either snack or entree and labeled as both a cultural icon and a cliche, the hamburger -- this omnipresent beef-between-bun creation -- is a meaty, multifaceted phenomenon," Tennyson wrote. "The average American consumed nearly 30 pounds of hamburger a year -- three burgers per person per week, totaling 38 billion annually, which, placed end to end, would form a heavenly chain of hamburgers 1.8 million miles long." cease: i should scan it and send it to merl PPoop: estelle lauded? cease: did you remember to carry the bum? Dexter Fong: Shit! We forgot the Bum mark time: bambi...you know here about they dont use cows...ahh...they hunt.... Bunnyboy: (sings) Carry on, my wayward bum...
Dexter Fong sings "I ain't no fortunate bu, mark time: a bum steer? not the deer... cease: ok merl, i'll send it to you tomorrow Dexter Fong: bem Dexter Fong: bim Dexter Fong: Bam Merlyn: um, ok Dexter Fong: SFX by Typo American mark time: Bam is in Iran....what's left of it... PPoop: vowel replacement disease, do not let this happen to you, donate now cease: it should be on the firesite. there should be a page for stuff like this, maybe connected to the faq in some way Bunnyboy: The Broadway version of CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG opened tonight. Dexter Fong: Vas you dere Charlie? PPoop: starring penis van lesbian? Dexter Fong: and Dong van Dong cease: and lucy van pelt mark time: did anyone catch that little girl in Indon that was on a beach and smiling before the tsunami hit, her T-shirt read LOVE...pretty wierd...I think she made it... Dexter Fong: and the Beaverettes Bambi: Forbes Magazine ~ November 1,1999 - http://www.licenseenews.com/images/64011222a.gif Bunnyboy: I read an interesting bit of trivia: When the original CHITTY flick was opening, Dick Van Dyke sent out a press release, saying: "This'll out-Disney Disney!". Gee, who do ya think got black-balled by the Mouse...for DECADES? mark time: we forget....nature has a way to remind...Bush has a way to forget... PPoop: jack in the box had 4 percent? I will have nightmares Merlyn: Yep, I can't use them that often or they shut up - but they're better... Merlyn: Maybe for the chat I'll have each login look up the info, to keep it down Bunnyboy: In fact, I think Dick's next Disney flick was a small role in DICK TRACY in 1990, a Touchstone production. Dexter Fong: You'll never DICK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN< WORK!! Dexter Fong: yikes Bunnyboy: LOVE the original Untouchables theme. stephenfosterklok: more about Richard in a moment Dexter Fong: Hiya Klok PPoop: touchstone or one of the disney movie divisions has left because disney vetoed the release of f-911 Dexter Fong: Klok:Thanks for the Kend^ update stephenfosterklok: hey, Dex mark time: ahhh clem NOT FADE AWAY! Bunnyboy: The music in the 80's movie was fun, but the original TV show music was bombsers. PPoop: the klok has started again cease: Commissioner Richard Tracy Bambi: I loved the Untouchables ...theme and show stephenfosterklok: I got my get up and go... ah.clem: ... Dexter Fong: I love the untouchables...but from a distance cease: yes they are, ah clem stephenfosterklok: clem is talking, so can't un-gray hisself Bunnyboy: PP: That would be Miramax, and they ain't quite out the door yet. But the Weinsteins will be landing somewhere. mark time: hey you know loves a real.... PPoop: a caste cast ah.clem: tks PPoop: ahh yes, thanks BB mark time: who's casting pearls now...Poop ah.clem: was too busy to notice stephenfosterklok: we don't need to know about your personal life, Clem Dexter Fong: Caste-ing for Trout cease: the only other hour hour i've heard is from packer and is probably floating around but the last 6 shows are my reel to reel recordings off the air. i alarmed that no one else tape these and the other great la stuff they did and why isnt it in general circulaition? cease: very odd Bunnyboy: I gotta go grill some steaks for Bunnette and me...a rare red meat feast for this household. cease: a trout went fishing one day. ah.clem: LOL Klok mark time: clem wasnt being personal, he was being obvious.... Bunnyboy: Nite, folks. Shout out Lili and Doc, iffen they show...or even if they don't. Dexter Fong: Bunny: Eat it raw!! cease: he caught richard brautigan, but threw him back. too gloomy PPoop: dwarf for over 35 years? mark time is boggling us stephenfosterklok: the American Microphone Association keeps a close eye out for abuse! cease: grill on , bun Mr. Motion: I'm back and I'm beautiful... well I'm back anyway??? cease: the nest time i talk to you it will be from nyc PPoop: moooo BB stephenfosterklok: enjoy Bunnyboy Dexter Fong: afk for refill Bambi: night Bunny mark time: a star darkly shining... Mr. Motion: Nite BB PPoop: moving meryln, are oyou mister motion? ||||||||| Bunnyboy is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:29 PM. stephenfosterklok: make those steaks tell everything Merlyn: not me PP Mr. Motion: I'm in constant movement... PPoop: from aol to minnesota mark time: more like a black whole... mark time: or a racked vole... PPoop: incest is all relative mark time: ask the Bush clan they tell you... PPoop: the echo is hypnotic notic notic Dexter Fong: back, refilled PPoop: hello? Mr. Motion: You ran out Dex bummer... mark time: my psyche is noetic Dexter Fong: Hi PP Dexter Fong: Nobody runs out my bummer PPoop: we need more armor on your bummer Mr. Motion: Thats not what Mrs. Fong said!
Dexter Fong thinks MM knows entirely too much about his private life
Dexter Fong thinks he hasn't even been paid Mr. Motion: It's my job Dex, to know too mucch! Dexter Fong: Too Mucchi Dexter Fong: Two Mucchi in three Quatro time Mr. Motion: Dion Dimucccchi! mark time: there are private parts and then there are great roles... stephenfosterklok: remember what happened to the last man who knew too much stephenfosterklok: not to mention great Voles Dexter Fong: There *are* no great roles...only great acotrs PPoop: everything you know is wrong Dexter Fong: actors Mr. Motion: I've had great rolls! mark time: roll over Beethoven! cease: you can die if you want to cease: what an idea Dexter Fong: I remember a great barrel roll, and I wasn't even in the barrel mark time: no, the thing is to live how you wanna... Mr. Motion: That reminds me of a roll in the hay I had in my mispent youth... mark time: freedom...? Dexter Fong: I had a baguette in the clover Mr. Motion: Freedom just another word for... mark time: hey we're the People.....we're the government! PPoop: liberty? Mr. Motion: Yeah sure mark... stephenfosterklok: ...finding that damn needle at the wrong time... mark time: liber...is that bookish PPoop: ach de liber augustine mark time: no really I know I read that somewhere.... Dexter Fong: or was it a croissant in the alfalfa Mr. Motion: Is he still on have I gone deaf? ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:39 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door PPoop: totally crazy, they played the record left to right ||||||||| Dexter Fong sneaks in around 10:39 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." mark time: Saint Beelzebub! PPoop: oops it did stop, ah clem??? Bambi: redialed stephenfosterklok: it's Dexter Fong what done it! I saw him!!! PPoop: we have lost charlotte, find the web PPoop: yes, he left the room and did it Dexter Fong: CNI went blank stephenfosterklok: winamp timer is still ratcheting along on CNI, so they server is still their ||||||||| Around 10:40 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dexter Fong close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:41 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. PPoop: if you go blank here, you must clean it up stephenfosterklok: Dex is cutting in and out like a crazy monkey! ah.clem: massive redial, sorry Mr. Motion: Blank id beautiful! Dexter Fong: Hmmmm PPoop: fong found the revolving door ,wheeeeee ||||||||| At 10:41 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ah.clem: please stand by ||||||||| 10:42 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Dave: good god dex Dexter Fong: Every time I interact with CNI, I get frozen out of chat PPoop: can I sit, siddhartha Dexter Fong: "Sid sits in the hearth-a...quickly gets up PPoop: have you got the boxes for your PC still fong? stephenfosterklok: that seems strange, Dex Dave: Siddhartha is one of my fave books ever Mr. Motion: What's that spell? PPoop: sid ceasar salad with coco Dexter Fong: PP: My PC still, how did you find out about my little home brewery? PPoop: winbrew, mmmm stephenfosterklok: use the bathtub, like ordinary New Yorkers, Dex! Dexter Fong: Olde Linux cease: a good book to read when young, dave mark time: a void the 666 on the antelope turn off... Dexter Fong: Dave: Try "The Bead game" by same author PPoop: antelope freeway, one half mile Dave: indeed cat read it when I wasn't knee high to a ... you know the line cease: that antelope really turns me off Dexter Fong: ile....ile....ile mark time: magister ludi Mr. Motion: I've got a roll in an anti war movie coming up at the end of July... cease: my fave is steppenwolfe cease: but he wrote lots of good stuff cease: a roll in the hay? Dexter Fong: MM: Keep us appriased mark time: not free no more wez gwanna take turns... cease: an anti-whore movie? Dexter Fong: appraised stephenfosterklok: no, the hay rolls that the Civil Defense folks have stored for a food emergency Bambi: Market Figures - 2003: “The chain (Burger King), with 18% of the fast-food burger market from this page: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=334236 Mr. Motion: Actually theres been a lot of hinting that I'll be playing Smirky it's a very small roll not much more than a cameo... cease: ever since bushco. lost the war with the cows Dexter Fong: Klok: I've see those hay roles out in the rurals...surrounded by Nike=Hercules missles ah.clem: CNI feed should be back now cease: can you actually smirk or is it just acting? mark time: crows? how would a lakota feel about them... Mr. Motion: Still hisdlast film won all sorts of awards and will be shown in Cannes... PPoop: it has been back for a while, I was listening Dexter Fong: Clem...no response Bambi: now they want to add a fat tax ... gawd ... what next ... an air tax? cease: drawn chicanos ||||||||| Around 10:48 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset... stephenfosterklok: Rudolf Hess -- didn't he write Siddharta? ||||||||| Dexter CNI FOng sneaks in around 10:48 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." mark time: siddha artha? cease: no that was his doppelganger hermann Dexter CNI FOng: And still getting frozen stephenfosterklok: Oh yeah, those Nikes they had with the nuke warheads; didn't want them too close to the cities in case of malfunction... Dexter CNI FOng: Nikes replace by Air Jordans with Hydrogen Warheads PPoop: reboot, and swing a chicken over top of your pc while it reboots and say the word ooga ooga ooga Bambi: CNI has been back for awhile now as PPoop said ... wonder why you can't connect Dex? stephenfosterklok: run by a buncha airhead, though, Dex Merlyn: Anyone going to see Hitchhiker's Guide tomorrow? mark time: no no no its agoo agoo agoo! PPoop: jughead? is tirebiter here? stephenfosterklok: his Winamp seems entangled with his browser -- try Real Player or WMP, Dex, see if it'll go away... Dexter CNI FOng: Klok: You have no idea....(well maybe you do)....of how dumb the people in charge of those missle sites are/were PPoop: agoo agoo agoo is only for macs Mr. Motion: No I git the double album the five books the BBC radio and the tv series I heard it succks? ah.clem: good chant, PP, but should not be required mark time: oh no...those servers demons are angry now! Dexter CNI FOng: Lets see Merlyn: reviews have been mixed, either hot or cold PPoop: that is the only suggestion I have ahh clem, I am standing by it
stephenfosterklok cannot believe that Disney done well by Doug Adams; it's going to be another Italian Job, re-set in the US with US characters and all the good humor removed because of the general low intelligence of US movie audiences... stephenfosterklok: Dex -- well, I always liked the BOMARC with the nuke warhead that caught fire, the one in NJ Dexter CNI FOng: Hmmm ||||||||| Dexter CNI FOng is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:53 PM. Mr. Motion: Thats what I heard clock the TV series did it for me.. ||||||||| Dexter Confused Fong sneaks in around 10:53 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." PPoop: the hobbits smoke ah.clem: and general low tolerance of same audiences cease: this is a wonderful piece. i would submit this to the hour hour archive on the firesite Dexter Confused Fong: Trying again to communicate PPoop: good luck fong Dexter Confused Fong: Hmmm Mr. Motion: They do pipe weed... mark time: I'd hate to rune a good pun... stephenfosterklok: I have verified that CNI can be got with Real Player and Windows Media; no gluck so far with Quicktime... Dexter Confused Fong: Hmmmm? ah.clem: "finest herb in the valley" (he never said anything about tobacco) ||||||||| Around 10:55 PM, Dexter Confused Fong walks off into the sunset... PPoop: the giant rat of sumatra lol ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong', just granted probation at 10:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly. cease: no, this is an earlier version, poop ah.clem: duh, is not a quicktime stream PPoop: it not correcto Mr. Motion: Popeyes spinach is actually weed as spinach was a code word for reefer in those days... cease: it was called By the Light of the Silvery Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Well, every time I fire up CNI, although browser refreshes...nothing I type comes up..nothing anyone else types comes up ah.clem: there is a plug in for that stephenfosterklok: Quicktime ought to be able to grok MP3s Mr. Motion: I'm using real player Dex Bambi: If it doesn't want to work right for you in Winamp through clicking on the link, try entering the Play Location directly in Winamp after you open it directly: http://216.234.115.10:8000/ PPoop: I understand crease, it was a plug Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: MM: Me too stephenfosterklok: w/o any silly glug-in cease: from their magic mushroom plays, late 67 Mr. Motion: Bummer Dex... mark time: you know when I attempted the ol' 8000...it was booted out... Merlyn: I wanted the new pope to be named "Ye", so he'd be Pope Ye (annointed with Olive Oyl, no doubt) stephenfosterklok: I think the problem is that every time he fools with Winamp, he gets kicked out of chat PPoop: realplayer has a 10.5 update a few days ago cease: i'm listening on quicktime Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Trying again ah.clem: it is not to be played with a browser plugin, but it can.... an mp3 player is a better choice Mr. Motion: I got os9.2 I cccan't get anything new... stephenfosterklok: oh, poo! now my free RealPlayer is gonna nag me until I install it and suffer through all their attempts to sell me something Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: It's working now...go figure cease: the quicktime messenger service PPoop: wmp with some dos program that connects it here cease: this is on the firesite, right, merl? cease: i love this PPoop: 1 social worker / 1 secretary = Merlyn: what? stephenfosterklok: ZoneAlarm nailed me with their recent upgrade...I fell for their "spyware" scan. Sheesh. et tu Zone Labs??? Mr. Motion: Quicksilver messenger Service the worst band I ever saw live even worse than Gary Lewis and the Playboys! Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: 1 Bureucrat PPoop: did you remember to carry the bum? Merlyn: Oh, maybe, I don't recall Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: He ain't heavy, he's my bum ah.clem: hard to beleive they said all this 35 years ago... PPoop: 32 stars Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hobo Lobo Bambi: I don't use RealPlayer/RealOne ... I use RealAlternative :-) Mr. Motion: Time sure flies Ah Clem Bambi: works well and no BS from RealNetworks stephenfosterklok: Windows Media Player in WinXP, at least, plays MP3 streams, incl. CNI quite well, although doing so is kind of like drinking hull cleaner ah.clem: sounds like an intelligent conversation from yesterday ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Bambi: yep, WiMP works well with CNI Radio ... particularly WiMP 10 Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Hull cleaner? Didn't know you were a seafaring man Merlyn: OK, I'll revamp Nino to use arin whois, but if geobytes is still talking to us, use them as more accurate PPoop: the old secretary of state Hull stephenfosterklok: Dex - you have to watch Heathers some time... Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Have watched Heathers several times though not lately...kinda like it a lot Mr. Motion: I've got to finish my advertising so keep'em flying! http://www.issuesandalibis.org/ mark time: hey, did you know that Hell is acutally an ancient Norse Goddess...go figure cease: this is very profound stephenfosterklok: not to mention Raydist -- much better than Loran and don't need any steenking satellites... PPoop: forse heathers? stephenfosterklok: did you know that Heil Quaker is actually a gas station? ||||||||| "11:03 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mr. Motion, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden. mark time: no no no...feathers go on the Raven...evermoor...evermoor Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:Like to hang out in front of my work building in Times Square calling out "heather!" to the groups of school girls walking pat on Matinee Day =))))) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Dead Reckoning = Where are you buried? stephenfosterklok: Twenty-Three Skiddoo, Dex! You nasty, nasty man (but you might try Tokyo...) Dave: well folks of good natured things, I must be going, sorry I haven't said much, but I've just been listening in on things, will see you all next week most likely PPoop: oth over the hamburger, oops horizon Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Too far for my luch hour stephenfosterklok: Dread Reckoning is much, much more fun Merlyn: OK dave PPoop: hope the weather is good in new jersey dave stephenfosterklok: nite Dave! Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Dave...Keep Swinging mark time: dread locks....that'll keep'm safe... cease: later, dave Bambi: night Dave Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Dread Reckoning = All the places I'm afraid of mark time: bye dave PPoop: put it in the lock box with social security money Dave: oh yeah I'm a swinger, bye everyone, blesssings to all and chicekn soup when needed ||||||||| Dave says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dave exits at 11:06 PM. mark time: what first the gov and then the money...is nothing sacred? PPoop: dave? daves not here man. stephenfosterklok: no, no, you put on a Dread Zeppelin tape, light up a big doobie, take a few tokes and suddenly...it don't matter that you're lost, in a storm, and in inpenetrable fog... PPoop: one toke over the line PPoop: more more more stephenfosterklok: does it look like anyone is "fading away"? mark time: froggie went a courtin and he did ride a HUN a HUN... Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: No , MOn...You light up a bid Dread...put on a Dubie and pass it too the left...or is it right?....I forget, mon ||||||||| Woody One sneaks in around 11:08 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Bambi: actually, it seems it was always the money mark time ;-) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hey Woodrow Bambi: hi Woody One Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem: I'm down wid it, bro PPoop: woody Woody One: Yo, doggies. Whoa, doggies. Howdy folks. cease: one PPoop: someone must lose, he one mark time: what a name//Greenspan....Greenspam? Woody One: I've been on sabatical.
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong rasps out"Git 'er done" mark time: hey woody stephenfosterklok: you take down the Genoa, reef the main to about half, tie off the rudder, batten the hatches, and begin your "Dread Reckoning"... Woody One: Mark. ah.clem: you got the feed now Dex? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem: Yes...???? ah.clem: o'tay Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:I met a littel girl in Kingston Town Woody One: Clue: I'm getting hitched to a plow with a huge ring in my nose. cease: a hell of a good yoga Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Woody, Congratulations....who's the farmer? mark time: well folks time to travel the ethers....remember LIMITS TO GROWTH! and LOL Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ha Ha Mark =)) PPoop: rome? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: No, I stay at home PPoop: good bye time, and slow down Woody One: Ha. A beautiful lady who I admire much. And she fixes a damn good roast. ||||||||| mark time is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:12 PM. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Woody: She's an Emcee? stephenfosterklok: local college station was playing all the Niklos Rozsa scores, re-done for choir, as performed by Kunzell/Cincinnati and...the Mormon Tabernacle Choir... PPoop: hamburgers hamburgers Woody One: And breakfast. Bambi: night mark time Woody One: Night Mark. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Rozsa is a very interesting composer, both movie scores and his "classical" compositions Woody One: Another ha. Just got it. Emcee. Woody One: Slow tonight Dex. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: +Squared divied by 2 PPoop: amos and andy stephenfosterklok: didn't know much about him; these were completed posthumonously; one was the music from Ben-Hur Woody One: Goin' to Galveston for honeymoon. stephenfosterklok: (sings) Joshua gone Barbados... PPoop: who be de kingfish? yowzah Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:He was certainely best known as a Movie Music Amn, but before he came here, and even after, he was a serious modern classical composer Bambi: Defenestrated - The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw PPoop: good fenses make good neighbors, robert frost, maybe
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong sings, "and me'n Shack an' Albigno ride the wheel within the wheel stephenfosterklok: The "independent man" got stuck to the top of the RI State House... PPoop: dough boys lol Bambi: defenestrate - definition - to throw out the window ... would that be something like throwing out the baby with the bath water?
stephenfosterklok hasn't heard that song in awhile... cease: when i was taping this, i didn't know when to turn off the tape recorder ||||||||| ah.clem is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:18 PM. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:And outr Government encouragers prove once again the interdependce of man and AUTHORITY Woody One: Night folks. A long day tomorrow. Going to see John Prine & Leon Redbone. PPoop: fenetre is french for window, a french baby? ma cherie amour stephenfosterklok: I don't think that's the meaning Merlyn is using... stephenfosterklok: nite Woody ||||||||| ah,clem sneaks in around 11:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." PPoop: lucky woody, cease: nite wood Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Woodrow Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: WB clem Woody One: Diddy wa diddy. Bambi: wb Clem Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Defenstrated is being thrown out a window PPoop: say hi to donald and lydia ||||||||| At 11:19 PM, Woody One runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." cease: great news, ah clem Bambi: night Woody Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Yippeee! Thanks clem PPoop: you da man ah clem Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem's gotta take a whiz )heh heh) ah,clem :) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Whoa he's doing on air PPoop: drop your load at the giant toad Bambi: gotta love John Prine Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: I'll keep these loads...for them damn illegal immigrants sneaking across our god given borders PPoop: just make me an angel, that flies from montgomery Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: From Monty to DeGalle PPoop: full monty is a lot of gall stephenfosterklok: Dex - found it. Ah, a recent release, that's why they were playing it: http://www.telarc.com/gscripts/title.asp?gsku=0631 Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: Give clema zetz! stephenfosterklok: DSD = double-sided disc? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Clem:I'm watching you on that free TV...dn't knock it Bambi: LOL PPoop: dyseric dilithium crystal acid stephenfosterklok: hello in there
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong applaudes...well after everyone hears FST Bambi: hello Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hello stephenfosterklok: you can use it to do fusion now (except where tabletop fusion is forbidden by law) PPoop: hello? Bambi: that's one of Prine's best Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Are you anti or con fusion PPoop: pro stephenfosterklok: I don't think it's responsible to discuss my political views on that matter, Dex Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: You're not responsible Klok stephenfosterklok: but I think the neutron flux problem will have to be worked out lest we end up with just as much hot waste Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: I parked and llocked it Bambi: another of his truly gifted perceptions was Sam Stone ... and he was only about 21 or younger when he wrote these amazing pieces (John Prine) PPoop: climbing walls while sitting in his chair PPoop: my sister's a nun Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: and speaking of "double 'lls'"...whare's llandscappe Bambi: hot wax from fusion ... only if you have table top funsion in a Wax Museum PPoop: put my socks in a cedar box Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: A small romance comic = Micker Rooney stephenfosterklok: he was here and having technical problems or something; promised to return stephenfosterklok: (or was that MacArthur?) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: PP: "and tell I died standing barefoot" PPoop: he sells life insurance now PPoop: no, you slipped upon the floor and hit your head Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Your policy is and good as your toenails Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: And we wont clip 'em...you PPoop: macArthur park, someone left a cake out in the rain stephenfosterklok: hey Dex, got a call from the bank holding my mortgage -- guy wanted to refinance me for cheap. Turns out he was in Niagara Falls PPoop: nino found him? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Lost cakes don't come under your home owners policy ||||||||| Bunnyboy waltzes in at 11:31 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bunnyboy: lo agin Bambi: slowly I turn.... PPoop: bunnyboy returns, and full of beef Bunnyboy: Inch...By...Inch! PPoop: step by step stephenfosterklok: I made some crack about Love Canal and how Hooker had really messed the place over. Bambi: wb Bunny Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Niagara Falls?...slowly I turned.....Wow! I siad....that's a lot of water Merlyn: Bboy, you near San Jose? Nino thinks so... Bambi: put that obsidian door knocker back Bunny ;-) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hey Bunny stephenfosterklok: He said they had cleaned it up again and were selling houses on it again...and he was one of the chemists who had supervised the clean-up... Bunnyboy: As close as Philidelphia is to Macon, GA. stephenfosterklok: sounds like the job situation ain't so good in Niagara Falls, eh? PPoop: virgin on the pointless? Bambi: Sasquahana Hat Company! Bunnyboy: Seattle, dat's me. West Seattle, specifically. PPoop: I want one of those houses Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: KLok:LOL And I'm a Nucular Physucsest Bunnyboy: Oh, is Nino the MindBotler? stephenfosterklok: no, he swore on stak of bibles it was OK now... Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:NF is so fucked....a third of the town is boarded up PPoop: west seattle is the sound I thought stephenfosterklok: West Seattle is, like, Bremerton, isn't it? Bambi: LOL ... :-) stephenfosterklok: "West Seattle" = you're Orca Food... Bunnyboy: Yes, the Puget Sound is within my direct pervue. Just down the road, as a matter of fact. Bunnyboy: sfk: LOL!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong always liked the raw emotion of Ted Pugent stephenfosterklok: it's been dying for 40-50 years...what the heck is the problem? PPoop: good road, stay down, good road stephenfosterklok: LOL, Poop Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:Judicial Activists got in on life support stephenfosterklok: pull out the tube... PPoop: do you have a governor yet in washington state? finished counting yet? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: them and Indian Casino(s) Bunnyboy: Yes, West Seattle is to Bremerton as Little Italy is to Flatbush. stephenfosterklok: only to 10, Poop
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong thinks Bunny is logged on to Map Quest PPoop: renewed your vowels? Bunnyboy: Bremerton is a ferry ride away, and is a military ghost town.
stephenfosterklok wasn't aware that the vows expire... Bambi: yep ... a, e, i, o, u and sometimes y stephenfosterklok: but congratulations, guys!!
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong hates them militant goats...you cannot train them...they'll eat anything ah,clem: yep. a e i o and u Bambi: they don't ... but the family appreciated it :-) stephenfosterklok: you forgot w -- discrimination against the Welsh! Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: and why not "y" Bambi: and it was a very moving ceremony really ... it meant alot to both of us Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: But grats JL and Bambi Bunnyboy: PP: Yes, Christine Gregoire is Governor. But the legal wrangles continue. The Seattle Weekly, the local Village Voice-owned rag, touted THE ELECTION THAT WOULDN'T END this week, big splashy cover. Bambi: thanks Klok, Dex :-) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: My son's second marriage was held aboar a 30 foot catmaran in rather rough weather off Key est cease: republicans refuse to lose, bun stephenfosterklok: perhaps I was thinking of Bainbridge, where all the hoity-toity live (or is that place out of Vashion?) PPoop: super JL and B, you are not geeks, I was looking for a better word Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cambridge...a little west of Lisbon Bunnyboy: thass sweet, Bambi and clem. Warmest thoughts and wishes. cease: i have friends on bainbridge. they're more hippy dippy than hoity toity stephenfosterklok: no, no, you're confused -- it's 'way NORTH of Lisboa, Dex! Don't you watch Inspector Morse??
Bambi :-) thanks PPoop! Bambi: thanks Bunny :-) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: The Troll Under the Ban Bridge cease: porto? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Fino PPoop: they are portos? what is a porto? Bunnyboy: klok: Yeah, Vashon is also a (closer) ferry ride away, but quite a bit snootier. Without due cause, I might add. cease: are herring hard of hearing? Bambi: yes, there's a lot of truth to that Cat Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: what???? stephenfosterklok: Bun -- have they suspended habeas corpus there, too? PPoop: huh? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: habeas sorpus = You got the body? stephenfosterklok: there's a bit of truth in everything, but in the presence of noise, you really need a good error-correcting code to ferret it out Bunnyboy: I have no direct affiliation with the Bainbridge crowd. Artsy community, from what I understand, and yay to that. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: corpus Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:Would you like to buy a slightly used ferret? stephenfosterklok: they exile all the artist to Bainbridge? what a novel solution! Now, about the bums in front of Pike Street Market... PPoop: search for salient, join us next week when andrea asks 'Huh?" Bambi: LOL ... good one Klok Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok:DOn't forget to carry those bums Bambi: artsy fartsy? stephenfosterklok: they are attracted to people with cameras, Dex; it's very annoying Bambi: Klok, make sure that ferret's been descented! Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Search For Salient...or...WHo's feeling salty? stephenfosterklok: ferret or skunk, Bambi? it's really quite easy to tell them apart. Now, skunk versus ivory-billed woodpecker is harder... PPoop: the fartsy twins, artsy and bart Bunnyboy: And just remember: Social Security isn't FAIR, in it's present form. Bambi: ferrets are cool pets though Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi:The ferret is descended form the minituare wolverine
Bunnyboy performs a prezzy pouty lip stephenfosterklok: it's a Ponzi scheme, Bunny Bambi: now that we have two birds and a cat ... I guess a ferret is out of the question LOL
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong thinks Bunny resembles Angelina Jolie PPoop: no, it was supposed to be a handout from the richest, stephenfosterklok: ken's housemates have something like 3 ferrets, last I heard Bunnyboy: Dex: Really? You don't say? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi:YOu cannot question a ferret...they'll whiz anywhere
Bunnyboy tiptoes gingerly away from Dex ; ) stephenfosterklok: Brad Pitt for UN ambassador! PPoop: dear friends, hello seekers stephenfosterklok: (he's not going to impress Angelina just stumbling around in Somalia)
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong puts on his Brad Pitt mask and tip toes up to Bunny Bunnyboy: Look for ME in next week's PEOPLE! cease: its amazing to hear them listening to themselves on the radio Bambi: no, it was supposed to be there when we needed it. (SS) Not promisory notes from a government that can't repay ... and that's been true from the beginning. They should never have been able to take that money out. It should have been invested to work for us....but nooooo! PPoop: yes lol stephenfosterklok: yeah, it's like a director's commentary on a DVD...
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong "as Brad Pitt" ask Angelina, 'Hey, who's the kid?' cease: exactlyu, klok
Bunnyboy removes his Angelina Jolie costume to reveal...his Ron Jeremy costume! Bunnyboy: Ew cease: only dwarf is better than any flick ever made, or perhaps that ever will be made stephenfosterklok: they CAN repay, Bambi; Dear Leader is just saying they won't ||||||||| porgie sneaks in around 11:50 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." stephenfosterklok: which, if you haven't noticed, endangers one hell of a lot of outstanding US debt, not just SS money
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong removes his Brad Pitt disguise and reveals his Jerry Springer persona Bunnyboy: Investment is for suckers...INDIVIDUAL suckers! PPoop: how can you be in two places at once, when you are not anyplace at all, the movie cease: hi porge ah,clem: .... PPoop: hi bess's better half
Bunnyboy breaks down, weeping porgie: Rank newbie here Bunnyboy: I don't know who I am anymore! Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: but one by one, the many individual suckers stand together and add up to a REALLY BIG Sucker stephenfosterklok: they could put all the audio on a DVD and add extras like decades-later commentary track by the Guys Bunnyboy: lo young son PPoop: the churches can get government money now and they support the president that started that, surprise! cease: newbies always welcome. i'm the oldestbie
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong puts on his Oprah disguise and consoles Bunny porgie: Was an avid fan of FST tho the 70's Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hi Porgie Bambi: no they can't ... they have spent it ... and now they can't because our government owes money to everyone ... including us ... yet they keep taking more and more of the pieces left ... not just in income tax, but this tax, and that tax, cigarette, alcohol, gas, you name it. Lotterys in states being used just like the SS. The states are learning the right lessons from the big gov't mistakes. Bunnyboy: And just remember: Measurement ensures Literacy! stephenfosterklok: I must go tange tapes cease: have you heard the news stuff, porg? PPoop: welcome porgie, I am a newbie too Bambi: ok, /rant off porgie: No I last had 10-12 albums all 70's stuff cease: the new stuff is great. check it out PPoop: are you listening to cni radio now? super replays Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: AH...Mr. Bunny? I'm 6 feet even...how can I speak Bambi: are=aren't ah,clem: if Bambi wants to rant, we can put her on the air... LOL porgie: Dwarfs, Bozos, Giant Rat were favs Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: I din't know your were a frant... Bambi: LOL cease: are you listening to cni now, porg? PPoop: what? cease: this is from the time dwarf came out, their radio show from summer 70\ porgie: CNI? wats that Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: afk for refrill PPoop: ahhh fong, bring me one porgie: Where I am in Texas I only know a few people who ever even heard 0of FST cease: look at your page. a few minutes with firesign thestre cni radio Bambi: CNI Radio: http://216.234.115.10:8000/ Bambi: or if you can play a .pls stream, you can click on the link at the top of this page. Bunnyboy: porgie and PP: Well, be sure to check out the FST audio and video olds and news at the following 4 sites: porgie: I was telling Merlyn the other night about a patient at the state hospital I worked at thro college Bunnyboy:www.lodestonecatalog.com Bunnyboy:www.laugh.com PPoop: texas? a friend of GW, cheese it Bunnyboy:www.rhino.com ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with Firesign Theatre"' Bambi: currently playing 'a few minutes with Firesign Theatre' ... rare Hour Hour porgie: He was talking all this bizarre crap according to the pros Bunnyboy: and, of course, www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com, where you are right now....only much....much...better! porgie: I sit down with him and start bouncing FST lines baqck and forth porgie: Turns out "he's not Crazy, He's insane. cease: yes, if you do that in front of the wrong people, you would be committed PPoop: locked in a loop, there are worse loops, I saw that on twilight zone, or outer limits Bunnyboy: Yeah, the Bushter was babblin' it up tonite. Bunnyboy: And remember: Everything is true if Duh Prez sez it be. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. PPoop: as my grandmother said, Yes I am crazy, but I come by it honestly ||||||||| Porgie JR sneaks in around 12:01 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ack in refrie...feeled PPoop: wb porgie Bunnyboy: And a l'il Porgie, too. Awwww! PPoop: independence day fong? Porgie JR: I think he was gaming the system, but the pros ionly caught on when I explained everything he was saying Was FST Bambi: hmmm.... is that you again porgie or another porgie LOL PPoop: send in the clones Porgie JR: there's lots more of me where I come from Bunnyboy: I gotta go make some myoozik. I got the new Cakewalk Project 5 Version 2 upgrade, and it shore is keen. cease: sounds like a further advernture of hemlock stones, porge Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ..and little fried pork jackets to put em in Bunnyboy: nite, agin, y'alls. PPoop: and we ate it ah,clem: me too cease: bun PPoop: night bunny Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Bunny/Angelina PPoop: more sugar PPoop: rant bambi rant Bambi: I don't anything any polititian says cease: ethel and rosenburg cease: reminds me of angels in america, now showing on canuck tv Bambi: have a great night Bunny Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hi! I'm Regular Roseburg PPoop: hour of the wolf news Bunnyboy: And remember: Don't believe any newspaper reports on Brad and Angie, but believe everything the President says. Because HE believes it! Bambi: I don't believe anything any politician says Porgie JR: loosners really work eh? Bunnyboy: cat: Have you seen the film version of ANGELS? Superb! Porgie JR: They would never lie to us, they're the govenment PPoop: charlie's angels? too much too much cease: yes thats what i';m talking about. millenium approaches just ended monday night. i wont be here to see the next 2 but the dvd is out Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bunny:(If I get you before you leave) As you're a film buff...saw a very interesting documentary the other Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: night "Chop Sockey: Bunnyboy: cease: Highly recommended. Of course, I'm a huge Mike Nichols fan, anyway. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Brubba's Bain close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 12:07 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. Bunnyboy: Vas ist CHOP SOCKY? cease: the opening is wondrous Brubba's Bain: Hey, all. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bun:History of Martial Arts Film from Asia PPoop: bubba ! Porgie JR: Where's the rest of Bubba? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Beginning in early '30's Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Hey Bubba =) Bunnyboy: I saw MAYOR OF THE SUNSET STRIP, doc on Rodney Bingenheimer, LA DJ and "wheel" to the stars. Good doc. Bambi: hi Bubba...err, Brubba Brubba's Bain: Waz reel! Bunnyboy: Dex: Is SOCKY out on video? cease: it's The Brain Bunnyboy: Was reeeeeeeeeal? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bun: Even if you aren't a fan of martial arts films, the history of them is fascinating Bunnyboy: nite Brain. And alla yez. ||||||||| Bunnyboy is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:10 AM. cease: lovewly to hear yo bambi Brubba's Bain: Nite Bb. PPoop: super voice bambi, and grats on the renewed vowels too ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| porgie - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bambi: thanks Cat :-) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Dunno Bun...he said to a departed presence Porgie JR: Dengue fever. What a way to go Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ;Gives lovely air kisses to Bambi Bambi: thanks PPoop on both accounts :-) Merlyn: I'm going to leave, too Merlyn: bye Bambi: ah, that's sweet Dex :-) ||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:11 AM. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ah...Dios Merl PPoop: y'all yankee yah lol Brubba's Bain: Sorry to be so late, y'all. Porgie JR: Menudo Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ...and a hearty, manly clap on the back to JL Bambi: oh, no! we threw Merlyn out the window! cease: how is lodestone doiong, bub? Porgie JR: I mean Mananna ah,clem: tks, dex PPoop: fast merlyn, xpeed
Bambi laughs heartily at Dex LOL Brubba's Bain: A little slow right now... but we're gearing up for the nat'l Corwin broadcast next month. PPoop: higher on his back next time please fong ah,clem: Merl is a wizzard, he can handle it cease: when is that, bub?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong Asks JL who he likes in the SSSuper Bowl and shows him pictures of rifles Bambi: LOL PPoop: yes football, I love football and hamburgers Brubba's Bain: 60th Anniversary of "On A Note of Triumph, weekend of May 8, check your local listings on NPR (and BBC). Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Welcome to the first annual McDonalds Bowl ah,clem: early to choose the bowl, and smith and wesson PPoop: i must run, toodles , best wishes to all! cease: i'll be in nyc with dex and elayne and other fine people then Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Fill the bowl with Wesson oil, and Call Doctor Smith Bambi: LOL Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Double P cease: pp
Bambi says JL...you are a pip...you don't even like guns Brubba's Bain: Local stations can choose to or not to carry it. We'll see how many do. Bambi: have a great night PPoop Brubba's Bain: nite pp Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi:Pardon the interruption, but a *real* man like guns stephenfosterklok: nite Poop Bambi: well, Clem/JL has a working knowledge of guns ... he just doesn't own one ;-) Porgie JR: been unreel Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ever since the Sacred Throwing stick has man sought to extend his reach and therefore kill even more things Porgie JR: Ahhh progress Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: And then Man invented the Boomerang and learned how to kill himself Bambi: leaving already Porgie JR? Bambi: Good one Dex LOL cease: come by any thurs, porge Porgie JR: Just sittting and lurking
stephenfosterklok has set neighbors' VCR to record "Good bye, Lenin!" Bambi: ah, good deal Brubba's Bain: If you throw hard enough, it will come back to you. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Do not confuse the Boomerang with Poontang....while both are dangerous, it is for different reasons ||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| PPoop - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: "Hello, Yoko!"
Bambi googles for Poontang... stephenfosterklok: do any of the local stations have a concealed carry permit, bubba? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: LOL Bubba Porgie JR: I used to collect boomarangs stephenfosterklok: me too; it's hard to get rid of them cease: just couldnt throw em away, eh porge? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: There is a certain relation between google and poontang Porgie JR: you just can't throw them away Brubba's Bain: sort of... stations can carry now, reveal later. It makes it hard to get a count in advance. stephenfosterklok: There is a "certain relation" between Google and everything now -- it's amazing Bambi: poontang ... a 'working girl' in the urban dictionary? Porgie JR: I google, therefore I know everything] stephenfosterklok: Pope Urban VII's dictionary? Interesting Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: I tried to search my search angine for "engine" Bambi: or was it: "Tang", a brand name of near beer, 1920s; "Tang", is also slang word for a Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: angina?...ouch stephenfosterklok: no, Google knows everything; you can forget... Brubba's Bain: Well, Benedict 16.0 has been installed on Vatican OS, after the crash of JohnPaul 2.0..... Bambi: eek Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: That's right Klok...I for got Porgie JR: Google knows everything ........at once stephenfosterklok: still has some bugs, Bubba Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bubba: I understand he requires 125,000 lines of Da Vinci code to operate stephenfosterklok: well, within 265 ms, anyway, Porgie Bambi: and will expire in less time than the last installation, thereby giving them the ability to install another one sooner. Porgie JR: Well let's look at the stats Pope Benny XVI is leading thepack of Cardnals in his first mass Bambi: thanks Clem :-) stephenfosterklok: they're going to elevate someone from Oklahoma!? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: I'm so pre=installed that my pc barely functions cease: benny? who's got the bennys? Porgie JR: He's started in Latin ....good Brubba's Bain: Anyone looked at a pic of Benny 16 and Dark Lord Palpatine side by side... its spooky. Separated at birth? Porgie JR: Half brothers now? stephenfosterklok: now that they're back in Vogue, maybe they will have some Ivory-Billed Woodpeckers in his first mass, too Brubba's Bain: Nice one, Dex... (Davinci Code line) stephenfosterklok: why keep boosting St. Louis? Bambi: LOL Porgie JR: I used to have a siamese twin....... Bambi: and you have to wonder at the choice of name ... weren't there any other unifiers in all the years of pope hood? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: That's Ivory Coast Billed woodpecjkers Porgie JR: but we weren't very close Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night JL and thanks lol cease: at the wrists and ankles? Porgie JR: Certainly is an interesting approch stephenfosterklok: not since, who was that guy who started the Crusades? Urban III? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Pope Urban Renewal
stephenfosterklok switches to KEXP... Brubba's Bain: Rural IV Brubba's Bain: ?
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong eavesdrops on Klok Bambi: course being german and not american ... the name probably doesn't have the same connotation. cease: buckminster fuller fucks jane jacobs and procreates...Urban III stephenfosterklok: no, these are in central Arkansas, Dex; the coastal ones don't sound like kookaberras Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cat: A story not yet ready to be told stephenfosterklok: hmm...I was within an I...Pope Urban II, Odo de Lagery cease: urban !V: The Giant Rat Returns! cease: big box office ah,clem: good night all, and thanks for listening`... see ya next time
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong sings "Cat the Pope from you're eyes" cease: rat in a box. we fry what you wont touch stephenfosterklok: Urbane XIV -- the ascendance of George Hamilton cease: by ah cease: keep em ah'ing Porgie JR: Pope Gets in your eyes Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Urbane Xv = Gearge Harrison cease: no, that's poop stephenfosterklok: can't be any worse than Pope gets in your face... stephenfosterklok: Urbane -XX: George Gobel Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Laughing Priests decry...eye eye.. Porgie JR: Welllll were back for the Vatican Relays ||||||||| At 12:32 AM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Urbaniinity XXI = Gorgeous Geirge Porgie JR: so did all the servants cease: you're the pope of all vats. i cant belive Bambi: see ya soon Clem :-) Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: And the Layoty are outside the Vatican stephenfosterklok: We'll all have to get Skype and have Merlyn figure out a way to concatenate > 4 calls into a conference cease: yes, too bad this eastern journey doesnt include williamsburg, bambi cease: i have that Porgie JR: Here come the cardnals now on to the field in their robes and skirts stephenfosterklok: they aren't that far from DC, Cat stephenfosterklok: and Roto is just up the road from DC Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Wand the Chines Opera in their skirts and robes and serious weapons cease: i dont even think i'll get a chance to meet roto, and he's not far from dc at all. just doesnt come into the city stephenfosterklok:The East is Red (I have the soundtrack album) stephenfosterklok: it's actually a pretty good (and true) story Bambi: we are about 4 hours I think from DC Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Roto is a wanted man...Not-a welcome in DC Porgie JR: Reds and Yellows? cease: all i'll be able to do is meet people who are already or come into dc and nyc Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: and lavender blue, Dilly Dilly cease: doc said he and lili want to meet us and go to the planetarium Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Like Mohhamed, people come to me or my mountain Bambi: heard that Cat ... no worries ... can't go too far right now with my Dad being so ill cease: yes, my dad has stabilized and doing much better or i wouldnt be able to take this trip
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong remembers (sheepishly) Bambi's father is not well Brubba's Bain: Here is doc tonight, by the way? cease: not here Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Not been around lately Bubba Bambi: he's actually doing much better Dex ... the swelling around the brain tumor is being held at bay at least for now. Bambi: the medication will not work forever...the body builds a tolerance or immunity to it in time, but we are enjoying his reprieve and he is home at my sister's house now. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: That's good to here...hope thing continue to get better Bambi: me too Dex, me too Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Bambi: spoke too soon =9 Bambi: we almost lost him Thursday before they got a medication that would work ... but by Friday afternoon he was doing much better. Brubba's Bain: Nick at nite right now. Phil PRoctors on. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: tHE MAGIC OF(CAPS) and lag stephenfosterklok: hmmm, no, the LP I have is actually "Red Detachment of Women"...sorry Bambi: by Monday, they let him come home Brubba's Bain: Auctioneer on Fresh Prince rerun. cease: too bad we dont get that here, bub Brubba's Bain: I just channel surfed to it. cease: yeah he's been in all kinds of stuff Brubba's Bain: His parts over now. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Is that about those Russian women soldiers who didn't care? cease: private parts, reporting for duty stephenfosterklok: no, it's about peasant women who rise up against an evil landlord and...yes, I take your point, LOL cease: ub, you missed ah clem playing june 28 hour hour, from which private parts is from stephenfosterklok: I always liked Akroyd's "Bad Chinese Opera" takeoff on it, with the "Yankee Imperialists" in NY Yankees uniforms... Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok Just a little bit slowly it seems =)) Bambi: yes, that Hour Hour was great fun! cease: you have all six of them, bambi? cease: or the 7th, from feb? stephenfosterklok: yes, instead of beer, local store had $2/12-pack sale on Diet-Rite products so I'm buzzed out on cola and root beer and some kind of Tangerine shaving concoction or somethig... Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: Jackie Chan (Martial arts Comedies) was trained a grew up in the Beijing Chinese Opersa Bambi: we have 3 disks of mp3 of Hour Hour stephenfosterklok: Dex - but he kicked his way out... cease: if he were trained to grow up in the beijing opera, that would be a previous life cease: but uyo dont know how many shows, bam? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Klok: He kicked and they Drop Kiked him Bambi: would that be 2 shows per disk maybe? stephenfosterklok: step and step and step and OOOOH! OWWW! Bambi: not sure Cat Bambi: Clem has them downstairs... will have to check cease: sounds about right Bambi: ok stephenfosterklok: sheesh, what's the bit rate? an hour takes 325 MB??? Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cat:MP3 can hold prolly 10 or 12 hours, maybe more cease: of course Bambi: guess we'd better check on that LOL Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: LOL = Look Out Lee cease: but all the shows wouldnt necessarily be on one disc stephenfosterklok: it depends on the rate / no, I'm sending it overseas / the rate, the rate -- look at the bit rate table... Porgie JR: folks been real 6talking with or fireheads but mine is going to bed now Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Cat: True just hypthenating cease: i remember when these discs were offered on alt.ft and i dont think i took up the offer, as much of it was from my collection already stephenfosterklok: put your head on the pil-low, let your body run free... cease: godnight, porge Brubba's Bain: Nite Porgie Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Peorge, we're here every Thursodan stephenfosterklok: peasant dreams, Porge Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Thursday stephenfosterklok: (of Red women) cease: or noble ones Bambi: some of them are called Hour Hour and some Radio Oz Clem said cease: kingly twos Bambi: night Porgie JR stephenfosterklok: especially neon ones
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong thinks Red WSomen, who cares, I've got the blues Brubba's Bain: I must flee too. Later y'all. Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Mr. Bubba Bambi: have a great night Bubba Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: ...and that extra "r" is for regrooving Bambi: I am going to have to get going too ... eyes are very droopy after all the travel and stuff ... see you all next week :-) ||||||||| At 12:51 AM, Brubba's Bain vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Night Bambi, and best regards to you and JL stephenfosterklok: nite Bubba, Bambi (good show -> Clem, BTW) cease: bub Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong: Ok, night you all, Cat will emails you re trip ||||||||| At 12:55 AM, Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! cease: we must email before i leave here, dex cease: missed him. cease: but next thurs, that will not be the case cease: i guess we are all gone cease: bye, us ||||||||| At 12:56 AM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! stephenfosterklok: Dex - http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/twenty/mao1.html stephenfosterklok: hmmm, they stephenfosterklok: 've all gone down the sacred stairway into the centre of the earth... ||||||||| stephenfosterklok says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, stephenfosterklok exits at 12:57 AM. Porgie JR: just stepped back Oh what amess I missed everything Porgie JR: Bambi? Auntie Em? ||||||||| At 1:00 AM, Porgie JR vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "1:41 AM and late as usual, it's Bightrethighrehighre, just back from Billville." Bightrethighrehighre: all these geeks r gawkin' at me....can't hear a word they're sayin'.... Bightrethighrehighre: anyone on the night shift....?? ||||||||| At 1:51 AM, Bightrethighrehighre vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants: ah,clem ah.clem
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
Brubba's Bain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave
Dexter ''Fuggedaboutit'' Fong
Dexter CNI FOng
Dexter Confused Fong
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
llanwydd
mark time
Merlyn
Mr. Motion
Porgie JR
porgie
PPoop
stephenfosterklok
Woody One
