A Firesign Chat
04/21/2005




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 21, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSignTheatre" this week featuring some "hour-hour" clips'
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 21, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanddmyne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
llanddmyne: hi ah
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 9:05 PM.
llanddmyne: NP: "The Geese and the Ghost" - Anthony Phillips
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:06 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
llanddmyne: hi e, hi bambi
Elayne: Evenin' Jim, Fran, Llan!
Bambi: Hi Clem, E! and llan
Elayne: Um, why are you saying hi to Jim? Don't you, like, live there too? :)
Bambi waves happily
llanddmyne: He went to Jim High School
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:08 PM, then departs.
cease: hey
llanddmyne: hi cat
cease: free high schools? gimme 2
Bambi: yep ... we chat to each other all day too ... from our separate offices and sit and talk as well.
Elayne: Hi Cat! Two weeks and counting! And with any luck by the time you're here I'll have a new job, or be well on my way to one...
Bambi: hi Cat
cease: great news, el
llanddmyne: sorry only 1 school per family
Elayne: Robin's going to test his ability to get on chat from his Mac shortly, Cat, just to make sure you'll be all set. :)
||||||||| Catherwood leads Temporarily Tweeny County inside, makes a note of the time (9:09 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: hi bambi and clem. i was gonna email you with an offer of firestuff but not sure i have your email addy. i probably do
llanddmyne: hey tween
Temporarily Tweeny County: Hey, all...
Elayne: Hey Tweeny!
cease: wonderful, el
Bambi: that's great cat
Elayne: I hope DocTech shows up tonight, so we can ask him about coming up to CT that weekend.
cease: rmemeber when we were talking to austin and i suggested you play his down under danger, which you dont have?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:11 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Robin coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: i tried emailing him the location of a cbc article but it was bounced back, his message box was full
llanddmyne: I thought doc lived in CT
Bambi: can always get email addys from cniradio.com too if you don't have it nearby ... cni@cniradio.com will get to both of us
Elayne doesn't wave to her husband, 'cause she's sitting right next to him...
cease: hi robin
Bambi: hey Tweeny
Bambi: hi Robin
llanddmyne: hi Robin
Temporarily Tweeny County: (switching to a different browser - back in a minute)
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:12 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Temporarily Tweeny County by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Elayne: Robin wants to know how Catherwood knows we're both coughing. :)
llanddmyne: Catherwood, can
Bambi: I hear ya E ... we have one floor between our offices .. I'm upstairs and Clem's in the library down stairs
llanddmyne: cant you see you're upsetting Robin. Leave us a loan
Elayne: Fran, Robin's dreaming of us getting a house so we can be on different floors. :)
Elayne: Okay, Robin's leaving now, he was just testing the system...
llanddmyne: different floors?! Over my head, I guess
||||||||| 9:14 PM -- Robin left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: did it pass?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:14 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Elayne: Seems to.
Merlyn: hey E, I should have a newer version of that robot game soon.
Elayne: Now, whether or not you can use his keyboard, that's a different matter...
Elayne: It's one o' them Mac keyboards. But he says he'll have it polished specially...
||||||||| stephenfosterKlok sneaks in around 9:15 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Batman', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:15 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Elayne: Great news, Brian! I saw you say that last week. :)
Elayne: Hey SFK, Bats!
Batman: Where the hell did Robin go!
Bambi: hey Klok
Bambi: hey Merlyn
stephenfosterKlok: rats!
Bambi: And is Robin now Batman?
stephenfosterKlok: hi everybody
Elayne: Oddly, Bats, that's the first time he's ever heard that... *sigh*
||||||||| Catherwood enters with llandgrabb close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:16 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Elayne: Why is it never Maid Marion who comes in and asks that? :)
llandgrabb: hi klok
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Temporarily Tweeny County', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
stephenfosterKlok: related to "Made" Marion, the mob guy?
Temporarily Tweeny County: I'm back. And I'm bootiful....
Bambi: that's so funny E and Robin/Batman LOL
Elayne: That's another story, Klok. A second story, you might say.
llandgrabb: the maid in the shade
stephenfosterKlok: what am I, a second story man?
Elayne: The silly part of it all is, Robin's a much better punster than I am, but his chat skills are very rusty so that's why he exited...
Bambi: well, don't feel bad Klok ... I am a second story woman LOL
Bambi: that's where my office is anyway
Elayne: We're on the second floor as well, and we just met our new downstairs neighbor-to-be last night.
stephenfosterKlok: the Doublemint deduction; two deductions in one house!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'the penguin', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:19 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
stephenfosterKlok: we're being themed to death tonite...
the penguin: Robin is tied to the train tracks ha ha ha ha
Bambi: well, all he'd need to do is type ... occasionally so he doesn't fade ... tell'em to come back
Temporarily Tweeny County: We're going to have quite a cast here tonight...
Bambi: or at least ask ;-)
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llandfyll', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:20 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Elayne: Maybe if they're good we can all sign the cast.
stephenfosterKlok: yep, I'm mixing up the Plaster of Paris as I type
cease: is anyone listening to janeane? talk about crush that dwarf
Elayne: Llan, slow down, that's like 6 aliases now or something, isn't it? :)
stephenfosterKlok: he's been aliasated
Elayne: No Cat, I'm listening to CNI, I can't do that and Air America.
stephenfosterKlok is listening to FST
llandfyll: I'll stick with this for now
Elayne: Oh, by the way, Air America is looking for an exec assistant to the president, so I sent 'em my resume. Haven't heard from 'em yet, I have a feeling they can't afford me.
Bambi: shame Charles Throat isn't here ... we got the TrussCDs in and Clem is playing one of them Hour Hour right now for those who may not know.
stephenfosterKlok: ough button along, guys
stephenfosterKlok: alone...
cease: her dwarf story is funny and oddly touching
llandfyll: Both my front tires went flat on the same day. Can you imagine? The day before yesterday. That led to all kinds of trouble.
Bambi: good luck with that E!
cease: you would be perfect, el
llandfyll: I replaced one with a donut tire but when the other one went down I had to call AAA
Elayne: Re: the Hour Hour on CNI, Robin wants to point out pedantically that the plural of "mongoose" is still "mongooses."
Temporarily Tweeny County: Two tired flats on the same day. What are the odds?
stephenfosterKlok has two donut tires
Elayne: I told him it was kind of pointless to talk to a recording from 30 years ago but there you are...
Bambi: wow...isn't that odd for both front tires to go flat at the same time? what's the odds of that happening ... as Spock says, "I've never calculated the odds, Capt."
Temporarily Tweeny County: Saw a flock of mongeese the other day.
Elayne: It really would be a dream job, Cat, but I'm not counting on it.
llandfyll: But...I'm not flat. Look!
stephenfosterKlok: is he pulling that "beyond Einstein" stuff on you again, E?
Elayne: I thought the plural of mongoose was duogoose, or trigoose or something...
llandfyll: The odds are a little better when you take a long trip
stephenfosterKlok: Ilan -- was there a cause, or did they just mysteriously go flatulent?
Bambi: ah, gee Robin ... it isn't mongeese? lol
Temporarily Tweeny County: I tried a goose but he was found innocent.
Elayne: Robin's tried to goose me a few times.
llandfyll: No, a mongoose is the rainy season in the tropics
Temporarily Tweeny County: Get that cold hook out of there!
Bambi: ah, of course
Temporarily Tweeny County: Here comes old One Eye...
Bambi: E...as it should be ;-)
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| the penguin - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| llandgrabb - dead from measles
 ||||||||| Batman - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| llanddmyne - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llandfyll: I sure died from a lot of diseases.
Elayne: Heh, 's what happens sometimes, Llan. Plus, I'm a little contagious...
llandfyll: "intense demonic possession is a great one!
Bambi: but no plague...with all those diseases...no plague...
ah,clem: ...
Temporarily Tweeny County: I like my lunch fully-clothed, thatnk you...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Asssk_ing', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Asssk_ing: hah
cease: looking at all my parents checks, i thought i was in prague
||||||||| 9:33 PM: Dexter Cardinal Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Bambi: hi Asssk
Elayne: They have Czechs in Prague?
Temporarily Tweeny County: Ask and ye shall receive free tickets to a Price is Wright taping.
Asssk_ing: Hey Bambi
Elayne: Hey Dex!
||||||||| Dave sneaks in around 9:34 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Asssk_ing: wow how fast the refresh
Elayne: Hi Assssssssskkkk!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Hi E
cease: dex
||||||||| Catherwood enters with PPoop close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:34 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Elayne: Hello Dave! Well, looks like the second wave has swept in.
Bambi: hey Dex
cease: in 2 weeks, there'll be a person connected to that monniker
Asssk_ing: Hello Elayne
cease: evad
Elayne: And PPoop too!
Temporarily Tweeny County: Welcome to Dr. Firesign's Animal Adevntures.
Dave: hi everyone, just about to give Ken a call, let's see if he's awake
Elayne: Neat, Dave, say hi to him for us!
llandfyll: Oh, yes and now the end of the tire story. An acquaintance of mine sold me a spare donut tire just a couple of hours ago, almost as an afterthought. I've got it very near me right now and that means I am back on the road tomorrow after he picked me up hitchhiking.
PPoop: still stunting those trees catherwood?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Hey Cat, Bambi clem ah Assk....Dave Landfill Double P Tweeny Klok
Dexter Cardinal Fong: and Merlyn
Bambi: and here's Principal Poop ... hi
Bambi: hi Dave
Merlyn: hey
PPoop: Hi bambi, and all
llandfyll: and he only charged me five dollars which I havent even paid yet
Bambi waves to Ken !
Asssk_ing: Howdy
Elayne: Maybe Tild will show up too...
Dave: well folks he didn't answer but I'm sure he says hi, if he calls back I will translate in semi-real time
Temporarily Tweeny County: It's forgotton.
llandfyll: Oh, I didn't notice Dave come in. Hi Dave!
cease: good work, tild
PPoop: oops guten abend, vi hov eine german pope
llandfyll: forget debt
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I like that clem is now identifying -more or less- what he's playing
cease: i liked what guido sarduci said about him. he'll probably want to rebuild the berlin wall
PPoop: my german accent needs work, ach tongue
Dave: Ok, the newspaper did a litle bit on me this past Monday along with a picture, so if you want to take a look go to http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/family/article/0,1299,DRMN_107_3707851,00.html
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Yeah I heard Father Guido on AA
Dexter Cardinal Fong: OOoooooohhh Dave's famous
Elayne: Hubba, Dave!
Dave: it's a good article really, but I don't think I'm that special, but there you have it
llandfyll: Wir haben ein vater
Elayne: Get that law degree and kick some redneck ass down in Texas!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Nicht! Nein gedrinkt der vater
Temporarily Tweeny County: Pretty cool, Dave...
cease: you look just like you type, dave
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Back up Pope Clem
Elayne: Cool, Jim just said hi - Hi Jim!
llandfyll: no that's what was announced instead of "Habemus Papa"
Merlyn: Hey, Janeane just said "Department of Redundancy Department"
PPoop: ahh thanks clem, shucks
cease: janeane justed quoted firesign again.
Bambi: copied to desktop Dave so can look later when we aren't streaming
Dave: thanks how do I take that one Cat?
cease: now why exactly arent they on her show?
ah,clem: `Hi E, and everyone, hope I got everybody
Elayne: Dave, can I blog about this article?
Temporarily Tweeny County: Get that degree and get the heck out of this BS, I'll tell you that...
stephenfosterKlok: hi dave, dex, aaask, poop, cat
cease: im listening to janeane quote firesign on the dell, ah. havent turned you on on the mac yet
Asssk_ing: Hi
Temporarily Tweeny County: Darned good point, cease.
Elayne: Apologies to Jim, I think I'm going to turn on Air America now. :)
cease: now its a friend of abbie hoffman
PPoop: evening klok, it is time to stump the clock
cease: a lenny bruce like political comic
stephenfosterKlok: can you get tierra del fuego on it, too, cat?
Merlyn: I've asked on their blog
cease: yes, this guy is very important.
cease: this photographer, friend of abbie
Bambi: redialed
PPoop: turn on, turn in and something else E
cease: one of the lessons we treid to teach with adbusters
llandfyll: begora you can get Duluth and Dutight
Dave: wait are we all listening to AA?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Can't get Darfur anymore though
||||||||| MarionDelgado sneaks in around 9:42 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
PPoop: super page Davie? friend at the newspaper?
cease: if you're gore, you can probably get duluth to come over
stephenfosterKlok: off the air
MarionDelgado: you guys just got a shout out, yo
MarionDelgado: DoRD
cease: delgado? why aren't you a blue jay anymore?
PPoop: du who?
MarionDelgado: not sure
MarionDelgado: maybe i was a very bad blue jay
Bambi: be right with ya
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Do the Wop
MarionDelgado: i probably teased kitties
llandfyll: Hi Marion
MarionDelgado: hi llandfyll
Dave: no sirvemos gordos, sol delgados!
MarionDelgado: did you all hear the department of redundancy department remark by jg?
PPoop: mama take out your teeth I want to suck on your gums
MarionDelgado: haha
llandfyll: or is that Marlon. I can't read it
MarionDelgado: cats make poor rabbit stew
MarionDelgado: ask jerry falwell
Asssk_ing: They do ctas
Elayne: Not yet, Marion... hey, where did you come from?
cease: this is kind of mcluhan only still alive
Asssk_ing: I thought they made a horrible show
cease: i only eat rich rabbits
MarionDelgado: BTW for years i did a radio show that was a kind of mix of Negativland and Firesign Theater
Temporarily Tweeny County: Were you also at Roosterama, MD?
Elayne: I finally have Air America up and running. I forgot that I use RealPlayer for it, not iTunes...
MarionDelgado: got rebroed on the BBC in fact
PPoop: ed mcluhan from johnny carson
MarionDelgado: not sure what that is so no, ttc
cease: where, marion?
MarionDelgado: elayne when that happens you have to stop cooking with aluminum pans
ah,clem: got a new connection, but not a good one... hope it still works
MarionDelgado: alaska, cease, -- experiment alpha
Temporarily Tweeny County: From Dear Friends, MD. Side 1 cut 4.
PPoop: knock on wood, natalie wood, or steve reeves
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi_', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:46 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
MarionDelgado: have any of you ever been to #AAR on undernet? we used to be called #majorityreport
cease: thats not far from me. i'm in bc
ah,clem: barely any bandwidth here
MarionDelgado: ooooh BC
MarionDelgado: God i miss BC
PPoop: hehe 2 bambi
MarionDelgado: hats where we went in the summer
MarionDelgado: i am from not too far from the border with yukon
cease: anchored down in anchorage?
Bambi_: Back again...will grab my name back when I die of some horrible disease LOL
PPoop: what is the plural of bambi? a hype, a covey of bambi?
MarionDelgado: down the alcan
llandfyll: I miss BBQ
MarionDelgado: no
MarionDelgado: rbanks
MarionDelgado: b ut you go south or you go east
MarionDelgado: nd if you go east you basically might as well go down to whitehorse
MarionDelgado: little further to BBC
MarionDelgado: BC
Bambi_: LOL
Temporarily Tweeny County: Haven't tried AAR. Am checking it out.
MarionDelgado: this chat is stripping letters off for some reason
cease: bound and gagged bobby, thats what the dwarf line is about
Dave: ok just tuned AA in
PPoop: keep going, you are getting warmer
cease: we're going to have to gag you
Dexter Cardinal Fong: We're bound to do so
Temporarily Tweeny County: Warrrrrrmer......
llandfyll: that was no lady, that was the broken Bottles.
MarionDelgado: though our brother's bound and gagged and they've tied him to a chair ... in a land that's known as "Freedom" how can such a thing be fair?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Marco.......
Temporarily Tweeny County: But that's one of the bugs....
PPoop: warmer von braun, friend of the pope
Temporarily Tweeny County: Polo...
Dave: who is this that they're interviewing?
MarionDelgado: lefty photog
llandfyll: hey Dex. Didn't see you come in
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi_: fortunately we were able to be here tonight. We will be traveling to visit my Dad in the next couple days ... he's not doing very well. rushed to hospital .. brain tumor back again. very bad.
Temporarily Tweeny County: He came in through the bathroom window.
PPoop: globner, almost the plague, but not :(
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: Go back and check the log, I'm pretty sure I'm here
cease: sorry to hear that bambi
cease: i know where that's at
Bambi_: drat ... was really hoping for the plague :-(
llandfyll: very sorry to hear it Bambi
PPoop: yes, sorry to hear that bambi, best wishes
Bambi_: thanks Cat ... it's been a rough couple days
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Sympathies Bambi
Temporarily Tweeny County: Hope there's something to be done, Bambi.
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Speaking of less than robust health...anyone here from Lili or Doc?
MarionDelgado: So how can I be in two chats at once?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: hear
PPoop: that must be going around, a girl I know in denmark just had a relapse of her brain tumor, inoperable :(
cease: not a word, dex
Dave: why don't they talk about Ginsberg? he and Abby were together as well
Asssk_ing: hummm
cease: i suspect they have heavier things to do than to talk to us at present
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:52 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dave: I'm obsessed with Ginsberg now, well I like his work anyway
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Hi Bun
MarionDelgado: when i'm really not on any chat at all of course
cease: hi bun
PPoop: hi bunnyboy
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: That's what I'm afraid of
Bambi_: thanks PPoop, Dex, TTweenyC ... nothing medicine can do...only matter of time now ... the medicine that's keeping the swelling from pausing seizures and paralysis is something the body become immune to.
MarionDelgado: his old pal michael weiner i heard went into talk radio
llandfyll: Hey BB
Temporarily Tweeny County: Yo, bunny...
MarionDelgado: his show is something like savage nation
Bambi_: hi Bunny
MarionDelgado: or maybe weiner nation
MarionDelgado: ;)
PPoop: you like your ginsberg cold or with coffee?
Bambi_: hi Marion
stephenfosterKlok: howdy bun
Temporarily Tweeny County: No fun at all, Bambi. Best of luck.
MarionDelgado: there are too many companies
MarionDelgado: we need more mergers and acquisitions
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Klok: Have you heard from wither Lili or Doc?
MarionDelgado: i want them to be just named OIL FOOD MEDIA etc.
llandfyll: Well, I'm going to nuke a couple of hot dogs. Back in about 5
Elayne: Hi Bunny - sorry, I'm a little under the weather...
Elayne: Not noticing things very quickly tonight.
Bunnyboy: (sings) Reefer MADness, Reefer MAD-NESS...
Temporarily Tweeny County: Global MegaCorp, Inc. It tastes just like pork!
PPoop: you have seen rollerball too many times marion
Bunnyboy: lo El, et al
Bambi_: thanks ... gonna need it ... no way to prepare for something you've
Dave: Viagra commercial on AA! just what I Don't need
PPoop: think soyent green
MarionDelgado: ppoop that's impossible!
Bambi_: never dealt with ... death of a parent
cease: speaking of reeefer madness, i was among 5,000 at the launch of the bc marijuana party's campagin downtown yesterday
cease: you'll be able to watch my footage on pot tv eventually
MarionDelgado: Soylent Green is Atkins approved
stephenfosterKlok: not a peep, Dex
Bunnyboy: It's Poople - tm
PPoop: time wounds all heals bambi, oops
cease: bunny, you mentioned that the seattle hemp fest or whatever its called is for young people
Bambi_: (I mean I when I say you LOL) I've never dealt with it ... and I am very close with my Dad
PPoop: be strong, just be strong ;0
Bunnyboy: Soylent Green is made outta Poople -tm.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Sir Choice Hotel', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
stephenfosterKlok: Cat - was that a celebration or some kind of political event?
Dave: excellent cat
Bambi_: will try ... will certainly try to be
Bunnyboy: It puts the "bye" in by-product.
cease: i was not only older than almost anyone i saw there, i was 3 or 4 times older than them. scary
llandfyll: should have knowns they'd close the banks for 4/20
Bambi_: hi Sir Choice Hotel
Dexter Cardinal Fong: With the warmer weather, the women in NYC have been wearing those shirts and low cut jeans etc reminding me of that song by the WHO....(sings) Don't cry....don't raise your eyes...it's only teenage waistlines
Temporarily Tweeny County: The Mars Hotel didn't do it for ya, Choice?
stephenfosterKlok: would that be one star or two, Sir?
cease: i'll email you the link, klok. a political event plus opportunity for every high school stuend in van to skip class
cease: you can miss out school, why go to hear the worlds of fools
Dave: I don't smoke it but can't tell people Not to, but I guess there has to be a limit somehow
PPoop: welcome to the only nice hotel in town
Bunnyboy: The new Showtime version of the REEFER MADNESS muscial is longish, but it grows on ya. Or me, anyway.
MarionDelgado: NE way, feel free to join #AAR
stephenfosterKlok: Cat - and yes, of course it was held on 4-20... ;-)
MarionDelgado: #majorityreport is defunct
PPoop: smoke but don't inhale and run for president
stephenfosterKlok: smoke, inhale and lie about it and run for president
Temporarily Tweeny County: Anybody think Bolton has been inhaling if he thinks he's going to the U.N.?
PPoop: bolton the bully, that is a beer drinker
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Tween: YOu think he's not going?
llandfyll: wonder if the pope smokes dope
Temporarily Tweeny County: The votes been delayed two weeks. Maybe yes, maybe no...
cease: there is a great hour hour riff on the elves as dopers
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Great joke coming up on FST show
stephenfosterKlok: hearings postponed do not bode well, Dex
cease: maybe i'll put it on the firesign site someday. problem is, it's too short
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
PPoop: that is what she told me
Elayne: I have to go, I'm not feeling well. Next week, all.
||||||||| Elayne runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 10:01 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: by el
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Klok: Well it's encouraging but their arroganceknows no bounds
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night El
PPoop: poor elayne, best wishes
Bambi_: night E!
Temporarily Tweeny County: They're catapulting Chihuahuas over the border!
Bambi_: and Robin
Dave: WFMU is playing some interesting stuff now, sounds like early R&B, the way it was meant to be
Bunnyboy: nite el
Temporarily Tweeny County: Bye E...
llandfyll: say, these hot dogs taste like pork
Dexter Cardinal Fong: They';re hot pigs
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Taste like dog
cease: good to hear your voice, ah
PPoop: yes, ah
llandfyll: Hot PIgs! Cool!
Temporarily Tweeny County: Well, as always, it's been fun. Until last time, again...
Bambi_: And if you read the Cheese Log Charles Throat ... Thank you!!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Keep 'em frying
Dave: like hot rats? I've still never heard that record
llandfyll: Night Tween
Bambi_: night Tween
PPoop: rats or rocks?
llandfyll: Hot Rats is probably the only Zappa album I really appreciate
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I'd rather rock you out than rat you out
llandfyll: I always wanted him to shut up and play his guitar
PPoop: rat and roll, those were the daze
Bambi_: Bunny Boy is quiet tonight...
Dave: actually I heard some orchestral stuff of his, anyone know what I'm talking about? a friend showed it to me and it was really good actually
ah,clem: rat in a box was a rare video release,
PPoop: zappa was a modern jack benny
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Dave: I know about Zappa's orchestral stuff
llandfyll: I listened to Yellow Shark and I thought it sucked
Bunnyboy: lland: Try JOE'S GARAGE. Or better (best?) yet: ONE SIZE FITS ALL.
Sir Choice Hotel: Rooms for rent at choice hotels .com
Bunnyboy: BAMBI: *WHAT*?!? ; )
PPoop: ahhh clem
Sir Choice Hotel: call free 18002212222
llandfyll: I've heard Joe's Garage and I never wanted more for him to shut up and play his guitar
cease: is the hotel pink?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Wow..clem's even giving the show date =))
Bambi_: ;-) Bunny
PPoop: june 7? I overslept again
Bunnyboy: Dave: There's a bunch of Zappa orchestral stuff on LATHER, along with some other gems.
ah,clem: I did that for you Dex
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Clem: Didn't realize I had such power =))
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Temporarily Tweeny County - dead from the fiddlers
 ||||||||| stephenfosterKlok - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Merlyn - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| MarionDelgado - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bunnyboy: Sorry, don't know how to put an umlaut over the A in LATHER (pronounced "leather")
Dave: just tuned in the bird
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Whoa! 4 at a blow.....
PPoop: zappa with jean-luc ponti is fun
llandfyll: I thought his orchestral music was pretentious. Especially Yellow Shark
Dave: too much reaping!
llandfyll: looks like there's just been a mass murder
PPoop: they all got rooms
Bunnyboy: lland: So what's wrong with Latent Appliance Fetishism? Diff'ern't strokes, 'n all dat...
Dexter Cardinal Fong: with four different methods
Dave: LL I just heard a bit of it, and was listening to the texture, was pretty interesting
Dave: where does this come from?
llandfyll: which one dave?
cease: this is from my tape
Dave: LL Yellow Shark, it was in the middle of it, Uncle Meat area
Bambi_: brb
Dave: cool Cat
Bunnyboy: 200 MOTELS is overdue for a DVD restoration. And now that Sony has engulfed MGM, well...
cease: i find it hard to believe that i'm the only person who taped firesign off the radio in those days
PPoop: uncle meat area? tastes like pork
cease: millions of people in la with tape recorders, fond of the show. and i have the only tape? that doesnt make sense
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
llandfyll: well I didnt even know about them in those days
Bambi: ah much better
cease: i was there before they were, llan
Dave: there's probably more Cat they're just hiding in hiding
PPoop: it was the 60s and 70s, that explains it
llandfyll: I actually borrowed Yellow Shark from a public library not long ago because there was nothing much else
Bunnyboy: cease: Yeah, FST's commercial radio daze were before my cognizant time, as well.
PPoop: they smoked the 8-track after taping
Asssk_ing: ummmm toxic man
PPoop: probably less toxic than some of the weed I had
ah,clem: some of their greatest work, IMHO
Bunnyboy: Sad but true, there are plenty of professional grade magnetic tapes that are moldering away...
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Is this the Hour Hour with "Breast of Firesign"?
Bambi: these are great pieces
||||||||| "10:16 PM? 10:16 PM!!" says Catherwood, "stephenfosterKlok should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as stephenfosterKlok enters and sits on the couch.
PPoop: they are fantastic
llandfyll: Is that breaded and deep fried, dex?
PPoop: easter already? klok is risen
Bambi: wb Klok
Bunnyboy: They actually had to bake the audio tape masters for DAS BOOT, to prepare them for digital restoration.
stephenfosterKlok: hang on, I'll be back
Dexter Cardinal Fong: hang on to what?
PPoop: no no, that is worse
Asssk_ing: you smell that
Bunnyboy: And I think they did something similar in remastering THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT.
cease: when austin was on chat one time, he remarked that he does not have fond memories of this show.
cease: so its kinda hard to ask him, or the other lads about it
Dexter Cardinal Fong: This specific one, Cat..or the Hour Hours in general
PPoop: probably a lot of work to make it look so easy
Asssk_ing: that 8 track had mustard on it
Bambi: these pieces were very helpful ltoday in more ways than normal. :-)
stephenfosterKlok: better
stephenfosterKlok: hmmm
cease: in general
ah,clem: but some roots to other later works started here...
stephenfosterKlok: test
Dave: hi again, comp froze and guess who's on the phone? Ken is with us in cellular!
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi_ - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: did you guys hear about the idiot who put in a bill to take away our access to NOAA?
Asssk_ing: oh meat loaf
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Hmm, interesting
stephenfosterKlok: test
cease: i probably know the 6 episodes i taped far better than they do, cuz i've listend to them dozens of times. the lads probably not more than twice
PPoop: cellular ken, cool
stephenfosterKlok: better
Bambi waves to Ken!!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Dave: Say hi for me please
cease: hi kend!!!!
PPoop: dengue is a form of plague, but not the plague :(
Dave: Ken says hello
stephenfosterKlok: hey, ken
cease: but its really great shit, mrs press key
llandfyll: I had a strange dream about that song. At first it sounded like "The Kids Are All Drunk" then "The Kids Are All Drums" and then it got stranger
Bambi: yeah... failed again PPoop lol
Bunnyboy: I intend to catch up on my Errol Flynn experience in the near future. I snagged copies of CAPTAIN BLOOD and THE SEA HAWK.
Dave: I told him it was the "regular crowd" so to the irregular crowd he says "eat more fiber"
stephenfosterKlok: our access to NOAA? you mean weather?
Bunnyboy: I've had ROBIN HOOD for the past several months. I have never actually sat through a Flynn feature.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 10:21 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
stephenfosterKlok: capt. blood -- great rafael sabatini story
Asssk_ing: or metamusel
Bambi: yes, Klok
Merlyn: I hadda reboot
Dexter Cardinal Fong: New Orleans Alcoholics Anonymous?
Bambi: look at slash dot
PPoop: loooooosners, the all weather cereal
Bunnyboy: lo Merl
llandfyll: NOAA's Ark
Bambi: wb Merlyn
Asssk_ing: no one publicly can access my records at the noaa
stephenfosterKlok: wonderful...shades of that bill to make musicians' labor all "work for hire"
Bunnyboy: Any news on Lili or Doc?
Asssk_ing: ;)
PPoop: they had to bake your boot merlyn
stephenfosterKlok: quite silent, Bun
Bambi: accuweather is behind it and weather.com
Merlyn: doc's email box is full, (at least one of his addresses), email to him bounced today
Bambi: damn lobbyists
Asssk_ing: stinks of cheese
Asssk_ing: and not mozerella
Asssk_ing: either
Bambi: hope Lili's OK!
Asssk_ing: that skanktastic cheese in a a baby diaper cheese
cease: me troo , merl
llandfyll: cheese is always the subject of jokes. So, what's the funniest cheese? I say Swiss
PPoop: if you start getting viruses from his pc, not good
Bunnyboy: Lili! Doc! If either of you catch this log, we miss you!
PPoop: goat cheese
Bunnyboy: The funniest cheese is The Evening News.
Bambi: limburger
PPoop: ewww limburger
Bunnyboy: If it weren't so damn sad...
cease: sorry, we're out
Dexter Cardinal Fong: afk for refill
llandfyll: I remember a wheel of gouda once said to me, "That was no lady..."
cease: bambi, do you have the digital diner shows?
Bunnyboy: No rush on that...
cease: bergman does a cheese politics sketch on it
Bambi: no Cat ... dont have those .. what are they?
Bunnyboy: I saw Eric Idle's latest book today: THE GREEDY BASTARD TOUR DIARY.
Bambi: cool!
Bunnyboy: PROFILES IN BUTTER?
cease: great bergman plus firends radio shows from 94. they'll be in your mail box soon when i get that kinda shit together
Bambi: have any of you read the 3stooges.com (I think that's the URL)?
Bunnyboy: Cheese Club of Skink, WI?
Sir Choice Hotel: the pricing inquiries are hot and heavy for clearwater beach
cease: do you have the campaign chronicles, bun?
cease: that's where that's from, i sent it to merl and he put it on the firesite
Bambi: those sound like something that would be great for CNI Cat :-)
Sir Choice Hotel: city views only for this weekend though 179.00 and up
Bambi: no, don't have those either
llandfyll: I wish gorgonzollathecheesemonster were here. He knows all the cheese jokes
cease: i have a lot that would, bambi. i'm making tapes and cds for various folks these days and your'e on the list
Asssk_ing: must say good night here
Sir Choice Hotel: i hope my boss doesn't catch me in this chatroom
Asssk_ing: have to let Tam watch her show
Bambi: great! Thanks Cat!
PPoop: lactose intolerance is racist
Sir Choice Hotel: call center for choice hotels sioux falls sd
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night Asssk
stephenfosterKlok: Sir Choice -- are you related to Sir Alice of Nouvelle Vague?
PPoop: night mr butts
Bambi: night Assssssk ;-)
Bunnyboy: cease: No, I don't think I have ANY FST material between EAT OR BE EATEN and GMIOGMD.
Dave: Ken is in Dallas right now just to let you all know, has a contact with friend who works at radio station and is going to see the Doobie Brothers tomorrow night, with VIP access, which includes liquor, just got off the phone with him as he is going through a construction sight, but thought I would fill you in on his whereabouts and whatabouts
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Sir Choice Hotel's Boss', just granted probation at 10:30 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Sir Choice Hotel: is firesign planning a tour? group reservations are at 18005444444
stephenfosterKlok: I heard one of her fellow signers, Camille, doing a bossa nova version of "The Guns of Brixton" today. Straaaaange!
Bunnyboy: Oops. Silly me. 1994. Duh.
Sir Choice Hotel's Boss: HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN HERE!!!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Dave: Thanks for the fill in
PPoop: I want to be cellular too
Bunnyboy: Also, re: Campaign thang. Nada.
cease: i know the chronicles was released commercially, but limitedly
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:31 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
cease: i did see an ad for it in one of their albums
Bambi: Thanks Dave! for the info
cease: it started as npr thing, but deteriorirated
Dave: and on that augmented 6th chord (the French version), I will be checking out of this over-promoted choice hotel of a chat for the night, I will see you all next week with my prosthetic in hand for maximum viewing usage, farewell and blessings to all
cease: nearly getting killled]
Bambi: hey llyanwyyd
cease: they do a wonderful riff on this
Bambi: llanwydd even
PPoop: handfull and handjob, I need new glasses
stephenfosterKlok: nite Dave
cease: by dave
||||||||| 10:32 PM -- Dave left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
llanwydd: Nite Dave
Bambi: have a great week Dave!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night Dave and reslove that French 6th
stephenfosterKlok: 6th chord and 7th veil
Bunnyboy: And I remember an ad for some political FST stuff, blown into MISSING SHOE.
Bunnyboy: nite Dave
cease: i thought dave was talking to kend
PPoop: dave? daves not here
Bambi: he was...off now
cease: kend? he's not here either
PPoop: is velveeeta cheese?
llanwydd: brought to you by your local Chevrolet bottler.
Bambi: lol
Bunnyboy: PPoop: Worse. It's Cheese FOOD.
stephenfosterKlok: LOL
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I remember Velveeta Fromage, French Comediennee
cease: even cheese has to eat
Bambi: not'cha cheese
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Not your father's old wheel of cheese
PPoop: buenos not'chas
llanwydd: That Velveeta. Is she single?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Donk7', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:35 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: throw another cheeselog on the firesign
llanwydd: That's not even my own joke
Bunnyboy: Cheese food, per USDA regs, has to have 40-something percent actual cheese. The rest is anybody's guess. Or...everybody's eggs.
Bunnyboy chirps
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: SHE HAS A LOVE INTEREST>>>OR PERHAPS AN INTEREST IN LOVE>>>HARD TO TELL
stephenfosterKlok: hey, don
Bambi: hey Donk7
PPoop: parmesan?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: YIKES
Donk7: hey Bambi
llanwydd: actually someone else told the joke without intending the pun which only I caught
Bambi: romano
Donk7: not Fetta?
cease: this is the time when dwarf came out and they were getting into bozos. a magical time
Bambi: sap saga
Donk7: hey stephon
PPoop: I almost caught it, too much melted cheese on my hands
Bambi: ah, the greek cheese of choice ... feta
Bunnyboy: FST has had rubber pickles for sale on at least one tour. No worms or cheezlogs, though...
Bambi: yes, Cat ... this is wonderful!
Bunnyboy: feta is fetid. Bleah.
llanwydd: feta has to be the only greek cheese. Maybe not
Bunnyboy: True confession: I'm not a fan of cheese.
Bambi: don't care for it either ... hey ... wait .. blue cheese
PPoop: cruel to only give me one chance to hear what they say
Bunnyboy: No, there's always Ariana Huffington.
Dexter Cardinal Fong: UMM>>>Goganzola...Roqueforte....
llanwydd: I like feta in a greek salad but not with much else
Bunnyboy: Actually, Ariana was pretty damn funny on Bill Maher's show, a couple of weeks ago.
Bambi: ah, love cheese ... but just only certain ones
Donk7: hmm ariana huffington?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: funny?
PPoop: feta is cottage cheese with a vengence
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sir Choice Hotel's Boss - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| llandfyll - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Asssk_ing - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bunnyboy: I draw the cheese line WELL before "veining". Bleh.
PPoop: oops, I forgot to get my room, what was that number again?
llanwydd: ever see dangenicklerthirdeye over at Yahoo? The guy who runs it is big on cheese jokes
Bambi: LOL ... Clem's on a roll!
cease: the american flag flys high, is a quote from george putnam, a tv newsman of the era
cease: ive never seen limbaugh but perhaps the same thing
Bunnyboy: All this cheese talk whets my appetite for REAL, FRESH food. Mayhaps some...tofu. Hmmmm....
Bambi: 007
Bunnyboy ponders ironically
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Limbaugher...not to my taste
cease: my father's ford dealership used to have ads on his show
PPoop: limbaugher cheese, super on a chili dog
llanwydd: So that's why no one's laughing at my jokes. Everybody's laughing at Clem
Bunnyboy: If there's anything yankier than real cheese, it's Soy Cheese.
stephenfosterKlok: wasn't he amelia's husband
Bambi: tofu...really...have never been able to eat that
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Limbuagher Cheese, made with ilicitly purchased Vicodin
Bunnyboy: Tofu, fine. Extra-cultured soy, yutz.
Donk7: fresh mozzerella, yum hard to find in most areas but worth the look
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Eat a slice, nod out, regurgitate
Bambi: I'm laughing at your jokes llanwydd :-)
PPoop: tofu is plastic, velveeta is mothers milk compared to that
llanwydd: tofu tastes like a mouthful of nothing
cease: bambi, you gotta know what to do with it. it doesnt exist in a vaccum
Bunnyboy: No, really, I am hungry. So...Let's EAT!
PPoop: you can buy mothers milk on the internet, google it
Bunnyboy: Good reception, everybody.
cease: it serves as a perfect sponge, and doesnt need square pants
Bunnyboy waves alla round
Donk7: no thanks
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Donk: If you order double order of Buffalo wings, you get 6 balls of Bufalo Mozzerella
Bambi: yes, fresh mozzarella is great ... and ricotta ... I want lasagna!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night Bunny
Donk7: it ain't fresh mozzerella, i'll bet, not in most places
llanwydd: I can do without buffalo balls
Bunnyboy: Nitey!
Bambi: HOT DOG!
cease: when i join chat from elayn'es place, i should have tales about eating with my freinds in dc. they used to cook for rich people in italy
Bambi: night Bunny!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: Then try these prarie oysters
PPoop: good hopping bunnyboy
cease: bun
Bambi: yummmm, sounds great Cat
Sir Choice Hotel: downtown st louis has no king beds left on saturday night at econolodge
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:46 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bunnyboy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
llanwydd: prairie oysters. Do they have overcultured pearls?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Choice: Long as dey's got a throne
Bambi: do I have to try the prairie oysters Dex ? that sounds bad. ;-)
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Bambi: In life, you should always try everything once
Bambi: overcultured pearls of wisdom maybe huh?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: you prolly won't get another chance
llanwydd: I have to admit I don't get the prairie oyster joke
cease: what are all these mexican breasts doing here?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: prarie oysters are bull testicles
PPoop: no cheese, that is why
Donk7: google it
Dexter Cardinal Fong: If you google it, milk will be emitted
Sir Choice Hotel: no pets allowed in ocean shores washington hotels sorry bye
llanwydd: I C
PPoop: emitted or egloved?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: egloved? Always wear your E-glove when you swim in E-Bay
Bambi: now that just figures .... lol
llanwydd: That is absurd. Who in the world would admit they ate prairie oysters if they did?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: There are things eaten all over the world, and enjoyed also...too us they're perhaps repellent, to them its usual
Bambi: really ... course there was that movie Funny Farm ...
llanwydd: Meat by products are for poor people and dogs
PPoop: it is a gourmet item, look for it in the store next to the, ahhh I can't say it
cease: poor dogs get their own products
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: I'd think being so far up north as you are, that by products was the 'course du jour'
Sir Choice Hotel: i have no idea when i am going to arrive and i don't know who will be with ,me bye
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Unless you're poaching
llanwydd: No, we eat big game. Venison, bear, elk, etc
Sir Choice Hotel: my sales average is now plummeting It must be the doll drop hours
Bambi: you leaving Sir Choice?
llanwydd: but this actually is a poor town where I live
Sir Choice Hotel: what does it cost to stay there? ON saturdays
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: You call that big? When I was child we ate mastadons.....giant sloths......Sperm whales (we skipped the sperm)
PPoop: ahhh the big game, the marching band refused to yield
Dexter Cardinal Fong: ..the keys to the locker room
Dexter Cardinal Fong: All the athletes were jockless
PPoop: be there or be square
Dexter Cardinal Fong: reckoless too
cease: better jokes than jocks
llanwydd: Oh yeah! When I was a kid we had to eat dinosaurs
Dexter Cardinal Fong: This football player kept his cheese in his jock...not *that* was funny
cease: speaking of mastadons, you know austin's tale about crossing the tar pits?
cease: the precipace of angels, on his tales of the old detective tape
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: You had to eat the dino if you started laughing and fell off...otherwise he's eat you
PPoop: i am woefully ignorant
Dexter Cardinal Fong: BTW Choice: Enjoying you tour of duty =))
llanwydd: I know. I've been around since one million bc
Dexter Cardinal Fong: bc=before cheese?
cease: and in other universes, other lengths of time, llan
Sir Choice Hotel: sheridan wyoming has rooms off the interstate immediately
cease: im not leaving, ah clem
Donk7: i'll bet they do SCH
llanwydd: there are other worlds than these
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Choice: They should be off the interstate....who wants to be run over in their bed watching a rented porn movie
PPoop: sings: how can you be in two places at once, when you are not anywhere at alllll
llanwydd: route 80 Sir Choice?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: ...and charging it to the company under the heading of "Education"
cease: llan, you know the appendix to lord of the rings?
cease: those are king aragorns dieing words
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Appendix? "And on suture to bind them all"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
PPoop: bilbo, what happened to your nose?
llanwydd: It's at the end of "Return" isn't it, cat?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: and several typos too hold your interest
cease: some of it is better than much of the actual books, dex
stephenfosterKlok: all of LOTR is really in the appendices
cease: thats also true of war and peace, probably many others
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Read them all including Silmarillion
llanwydd: Or wasnt the Silmarillion a sort of appendix
llanwydd: I haven't read that one
cease: i am a child of the silmarillion, dex
cease: i'll tell you what that means when we meet
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan: Yeah kinda...tales not included in the final version, explanations and explorations etc
llanwydd: Have you read War and Peace Cat? It's my favorite novel
PPoop: tolkien, yeah man, I know tolkien
PPoop: crime and punishment is more fun
cease: yes of course, llan. 40 years ago or so. but what i got most out of was tolstoy's discussion of history in the appendix
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I am the Toll KIng..you shall not pass unless you have EZ-Pass
llanwydd: I've read the first two volumes and got halfway though Return
cease: but gave up, llan?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: The History of the Appendix..that was on The Managed Health Channel last night
llanwydd: I read up on Napoleon a lot after I read that book
stephenfosterKlok: I am Red Ken, Mayor, and thou shalt not pass on the M25 until £3 million "congestion charge" is paid (today's news)
cease: i think the knowledge in those books is better served the greater is is spread
llanwydd: I haven't given up altogether. I'll finish it someday
Bambi: Virginia has been having some wonderful weather till tonight ... and the TStorms ... we have apple and cherry blossoms galore!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Klok: I didn't know Ken had an international Driver's Liscence
Sir Choice Hotel: ever stayed on Tybee Island georgia? There's a whirlpool semi suite available
Donk7: if you are really serious about literature you need to read don marquis, terry southern, or of course jean shepherd, that's litterature
llanwydd: conversations are running strangely together here. Confusing
Bambi: you can see a picture of our ornamental cherry blossoms here http://www.bambismusings.blogspot.com/
cease: i have read lotr regularly for 40 years and benefitted from it newly. it's like borrowing a freinds glasses that let you see things you cannot do from yours
PPoop: yes, and tstorms were not bad here, I mowed the lawn today before
stephenfosterKlok: "Red" Ken Livingston, Mayor of London
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Choice: That whirlpool room is for suckers
Donk7: i've stayed on jekyll island and st simoons island ga
cease: donk, i'm glad to hear you care enough about some written words to reccomend them.
PPoop: those are huge blossoms :) we had the same color but smaller where I grew up in alexandria
Donk7: yes Cease, and it's all very sill literature, thought it would fit in here
Donk7: silly
PPoop: ok ok, I will find and try war and peace, and the appendix
llanwydd: So you've been reading lotr for 40 years, Cat. If I reread anything it is likely to be all the Sherlock Holmes stories.
cease: the firesign is a combination of the written and spoken word.
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Ill take the appendix and try the adenoics
cease: ive read crying of lot 49 more than 49 times. will reread again as soon as i finish mason and dixon
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I draw the line at Mason and Dixon
Bambi: They are huge blossoms...I also have that pic on my desktop background ... Clem took the picture .. he did a great job I think.
Donk7: at least 2 of them went to yale, so , yeah some of their references make me go to the encyclopedia
stephenfosterKlok: they use that book a lot in literature survey courses
cease: but i know more than i care to about what i can get out of what i read. whats far more important is what you get
PPoop: he did, I take pictures of my thumb
cease: does the encyclopedia answer, donk?
Bambi: I love to reread a book I've enjoyed
stephenfosterKlok struggles as his addled brain works to parse Cat's long sentence...
Donk7: sometimes
cease: there are things ive learned this year, about jokes they made more than 30 years ago
PPoop: thanks klok, I thought it was me
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Me too kolk
cease: yo dont do enough drugs, klok
Dexter Cardinal Fong: klok
Bambi: (not too soon after the first time though)
stephenfosterKlok: i just said "no" to drugs, cat
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Just now Klok?
stephenfosterKlok: even so, I hardly ever hear the Voices now...
Donk7: me too, that's why i'm recording tonites show , i know i will catch things on the second and third listen
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Who's there with you
cease: so did your president and look where it got him
PPoop: ahh nancy, nancy reagan
PPoop: that can be done donk?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Queen of the Republican Frontier
llanwydd: I've just started a book called "A Scanner Darkly" by Philip K. Dick. Very strange book. A friend of mine had been trying to get me to read pkd for years and I finally broke down
stephenfosterKlok: winamp + streamripper plug-in. like a charm, esp. at 16 khz
cease: speaking of drugs, i think that pot did or continues to do the firesign a world of good. it appears that coke did them some harm.
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cats a big PKD fan
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'T', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:12 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: those are speculations.
PPoop: ralph :) ahhhhh :)
T: Hi
cease: yes, he's written several of my fave books and short stories
Donk7: sure , why not?
Bambi: rise of the moon, a meteor shower, and an upcoming eclipse we can't see (on the moon LOL)
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Tea anyone?
PPoop: Hi T
stephenfosterKlok: good for you Ilan. go for Man in the High Castle and Androids, too
Donk7: thanks steph :)
T: Hi P
cease: llan, i truly hate that book. ive read almost all of them, but he was inlove with some junkie chick who got him busted or something and that is one fucked up book. run away from it before you start screaming
Bambi: yes, Dex .. think I will go get me some Green Tea :-)
Bambi: hi T
cease: ubik is about as good as a book can get
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Just read PKD's screen play of Isaamovs I, Robot *NOT* that Will Smith thing
T: Hi B
cease: wow
cease: on line, dex?
T: Eye Aye I Row Butt
stephenfosterKlok: yes, ubik is certainly quality, even for PKD
llanwydd: I think I'll take your advice, cat. "Ubik" has also been recommended to me
cease: i have his scrreenplay for ubiq. i can do a much better job
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: My son has a copy, got it from library I believe
PPoop: the moon is not rising, the horizon is lowering lol
cease: i learned more about death from that book than from any book ive ever read, or even any expereince
stephenfosterKlok: if the moon is not rising, it must be unleavened
Donk7: pretty much think all the full moon stuff is crap, but that's just me
Bambi: I read I, Robot (Asimov's original) and enjoyed it once I got past certain parts ... enjoyed the new movie too with Will Smith ... it's different but on the same premise ... was fun.
Dexter Cardinal Fong: uh oh! Clem's into some kinda voodoo stuff
stephenfosterKlok: he reflected much on his dead twin sister, Cat
PPoop: sung mung moon? who is getting married?
T: rye sing moon, what a chix
cease: i ve read numerous bios of him. i know more about him than i would want to
Donk7: he still owns ub, WPKN needs to move
cease: hey klok, didi yuo listen to that quirrks and quakrs show?
Bambi: LOL
cease: i should have posted that earlier. fantastic show
stephenfosterKlok: not yet, cat
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Rye sing with the moon, way up in the midnight sky
T: WPKN played me, ONCE.
cease: who are you, t?
Donk7: what did they play?
llanwydd: Speaking of the moon, here's a nagging question. Everyone can see that craters on the moon. But has anyone seen one of the craters being formed?
stephenfosterKlok: his books stand on their own, though, despite his personal history and life (although the ex-wives tend to leak in there a lot ;-)
T: A parody of mine.
PPoop: I didn't do it, I was on venus when the crater was made
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Llan: TYhose craters were formed millions of years ago, the moon is inert know
Dexter Cardinal Fong: now
Donk7: Cool T!
Bambi: nope ... I missed that big pinball game where they happened ... where it bounced off the moon and hit arizona ... wonder who won? or was it just a tilt!?
stephenfosterKlok: it was inert then, Dex
T: Jimmy Crater and his brother, Crater P Inn
Merlyn: There was one reported moon crater seen formed ca. 1700s
PPoop: inert? I used to date her
llanwydd: I thought it was like the craters are formed by every meteor that strikes it
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Klok: YOu are correct, Sir! I should have explained craters prolly all formed by meteor strikes etc.
stephenfosterKlok: right, and someone keeps count every day, Ilan
Donk7: it's now WPKN and WPKM, they added a repeater on eastern long island
PPoop: there were lots more meteors in the old days, no taxes
Bambi: that 's cool Merlyn ... will have to look that up..would enjoy reading about it.
T: Hey, I can't beat them, sooooooo, I'm gonna try sellin' to them. Check this out http://www.cafepress.com/Christian_Mart
stephenfosterKlok: big deal, I can barely hear it from here. on a good day. they're only 1.7 KW with an omni. They had me thinking that transmitter was gonna glow in the dark and irradiate all of RI or something
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Donk: You in Nassau/Suffolk
T: The photo is from high school grad
llanwydd: perhaps the moon made a trip through the asteroid belt at some time
cease: i llve this song!!!!
stephenfosterKlok: those big moon craters were formed during the war. the moon station took the hits defending Earth
T: I haven't done the CD yet.
Donk7: no i'm in michicgan, i used to live in southern ct, i listen to them on the net these days :)
Bambi: LOL
Merlyn: Llan, looks like I was off by 600 years, and it may not have been a strike but instead a meteor seen entering the atmosphere head-on
Merlyn: http://www.planetary.org/html/news/articlearchive/headlines/2001/1178noimpact.html
T: But there are LOTS of public domain hymns and The Babble, it's all PD.
stephenfosterKlok: i'm glad they have a repeater there, but wish they'd sunk some $$ into bandwidth for their web presence
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Klok: That info is classified...you will be taken too Cuba and outsourced to a 6th World Nation yet to be formed
llanwydd: That reminds me of an Arch Oboler play called "Rocket From Manhattan" which speculated that the craters were formed by a nuclear war
PPoop: be nice, the moon is in puberty, that is acne
T: "The
Donk7: well i'm on dialup so i appreciate the low band width stream
stephenfosterKlok: meteors hitting the atmosphere tail-on are fined by the Mayor of London
T: Rocket Men" by the Spotnicks.
Merlyn: But maybe in 1953: http://www.planetary.org/html/news/articlearchive/headlines/2003/stuartsevent.html
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Ken "red Shift"
T: Hey, 2-15-53, I was hatched 1-15-53.
cease: is this the best song thast has ever come out of tolkein or not?
stephenfosterKlok: Ilan, no, too easy to stop. In that war, they simply accelerated big pieces of rock in space towards the target. took longer, but very, very hard to stop
T: I told 'em my birthday would become a national holiday, one way to the other.
Bambi: shhhh, don't say that too loud or someone will claim it as theirs ... probably Gideon
stephenfosterKlok: of course, the outer planets really got pasted, but we more or less survived
Donk7: wpkn stream at http://wpkn.org:8000/ not now of course but when you're looking for something different
PPoop: it is the bugs, become a space trooper, click here for more info
T: Of course, Raygoon did (after I said that) say he was THEN for MLK's birthday becoming a national holiday BUT it   MUST   BE   HELD   ON   JAN.   20TH.
T: And the band played on.
stephenfosterKlok: the problem with the Net is that their format diverges from the approved RIAA rules for netcasting, so if they ratcheted up their presence, the "minders" would start putting on the screws
Dexter Cardinal Fong: The Moon Marriott has Dark Side rooms available with low G facilities
Donk7: yep
PPoop: sir choice hotel has possessed fong
cease: plaid on?
Bambi: ah, of course T ;-)
T: I'm sure the racoon people in 50 million or so years won't have it civil either.
cease: what are all these scotsmen doing here?
stephenfosterKlok: you can see the result in KEXP and KCRW. They try real hard within the restrictions, but it starts to sound like AAA format instead of originality
T: Turth and fiction, Bambi.
PPoop: no, put down that bagpipe
T: Where are those Weapons of Mass Destruction ???????
cease: a horny....pipe
T: You mostly get Words of Mass Deception from the masters
stephenfosterKlok: they were just a device to get the Job Done, T
PPoop: hehe he said horny hehe
Dexter Cardinal Fong: This fine Dutch Made Elk Horn pipe is free and easy on the draw
T: Job done, games played?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Clear your holster in under .25ths of a second
PPoop: dutch elk, are they good to eat?
Donk7: 99% of the weapons of mass distruction are right here in the good old USA, so sleep well tonite
cease: why, its beaverless and butt, uh, head
stephenfosterKlok: the US knowingly sent many of the parts for Saddam's documented WMDs
Bambi: yes, from both sides unfortunately...politicians are politicians ... poly meaning many, tics meaning bloodsuckers.
llanwydd: scotsmen. Is that a line from monty python?
T: I know, Donk, not the precentage but a VAST number are here
stephenfosterKlok: "Politicians are the same everywhere. They build a bridge where there is no river." -- Kruschev
cease: notice here how they summon up tunes from their vast tune knowlegde effortlessly?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Is this thing Clem's playing a Let's Eat show, one of the unreleased 1 hour shows?
cease: what amazing radio pros
cease: no no non no dex
cease: this is hour hour, a show they did nov 69-july 70
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: What is it?
Bambi: good one Klok ...
T: Well, I'm sure the groundhog people in 135 million years or so won't be civil, either.
cease: i taped these when i was in la visiting my parents for the summer of 70
Dexter Cardinal Fong: hummm I know the Songs..but not the comedy
T: Or the cuttlefish people or the spider people
stephenfosterKlok: no, poop -- haven't you heard? They all have Dutch Elk Disease...
cease: dear freinds and lets eat were more limited runs. this was their longest radio gig, as i recall
PPoop: the uncle was diseased
T: However, I figure that the Peanut People will become totally enlightened, about five minutes before the sun goes red giant.
Bambi: brb...gotta get a refill
cease: dex you have this on tape or your son does
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Man...It would be wonderful to hear/have them all =(
cease: you indicated to me as much some time ago
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat: Thanks for telling me =))
PPoop: you are a star too ah clem
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Have I done anything interesting lately?
cease: there is a guy here in north van who has them all. he was stattion manager when they did this. i asked him if i could copy them and he told me to fuck off. only way to get them is if the firesign ask for them. i hope they do. they were magical
llanwydd: Also, Ich must schlaffen.
Dexter Cardinal Fong: A shining star is what you is
PPoop: you schlaffen here and you must clean it up
stephenfosterKlok: have you thought about restoring from your backup, Dex?
llanwydd: Gute nacht und ich sehen sie nachste woche
T: We're all star snot, like the bee vomit and the worm rot/ yes, we're all star snot - snot and snot snot and
Dexter Cardinal Fong: llan:'widersehen
stephenfosterKlok: nite Ilan
T: Bye I
stephenfosterKlok: going to sleep late, eh? 5:30 AM MDT...
PPoop: good bear llandwydd
stephenfosterKlok: and you look in the mirror and it's your father's face, your father's face...every morning when you get up and crawl out of bed
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Well gotta park the car tonight, see you later or next week...Night Dear Friends
stephenfosterKlok: baby you can (go) park your car...
stephenfosterKlok: nite Dex
T: Next Dex
PPoop: toodles fong, go before you get toad awaaaay
T: Riding on his toad named Lightening
stephenfosterKlok: drop your load on the Giant Toad
PPoop: yes, this is the 1970s
stephenfosterKlok: almost sounds like Bonzo Dog Band...
T: Death Cab For Toady
cease: what we see here is the firesign at the dawn of creation
T: Ain't that Neil Innes a heck of lyric man?
cease: you ojnly get echoes of that from their stage shows
T: At the dawn of joy
T: Perhaps Ajax helped
cease: and this info was from before the internet
Donk7: we are finally getting "the answers"
Bambi: the beginnings of creation are so hard to recapture ;-)
PPoop: before computers were generally available, they used slide rules to write this
T: You can Ajax - Pjax or Ajax - Ajax or Pjax
stephenfosterKlok: tired of your car? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/21/man_executes_chrysler/
Bambi: that's why there are recordings :-)
cease: cunieform
stephenfosterKlok: the ultimate wedgie...
PPoop: papyrus
Donk7: we've got water pigs in south ga, the wild pigs swim from island to island
cease: Pope r Us?
cease: she's screaming wash me please
Bambi: their comedy predicted so much of where things were going ... definitely ahead of their time
Bambi: or just in time lol
cease: bambi, dont encourage them. it only encourages them.
T: neoLuddite Resistance Army - they tried to darft me but I couldn't pass the mental physical test
Sir Choice Hotel: big wedding in Akron on saturday a johnson is marrying a wilson
cease: i dont thiink prophets can be praised into accuracy. i think quite the opposite
Donk7: well if you heard nick danger, bambi, they had a time machine, so....
T: Johnsonson or Wilsonson ?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:46 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bambi: lol
Bambi: Bubba
Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!: Hello all!
PPoop: the vat man, hubba bubba
T: Hi Bub
cease: but heaven of to some of us
Bambi: yep....all those who predicted things ahead of time forgot about the cogs in washington slowing things down.
PPoop: doctor reality can fix everything
T: Didn't someone predict that, Bambi?
Donk7: lol
Bambi: otherwise we'd having cars by now LOL
T: The Doc gives him a quarter for it
Bambi: yes, T :-)
Sir Choice Hotel: can you get me room 121 in bloomington? Some question for a 1800 number Doeasn't help my sales average at all
T: Yes T, like Ice T only more carbs.
stephenfosterKlok: K. Eric Drexler The Engines of Creation
Bambi: but even they didn't realize just how badly they'd do it.
Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!: Room 121 or 121 rooms?
Bambi: Can you hear me now? ;-)
T: Well, it the DNA, Bambi.   There's more mud than red diamonds.
Sir Choice Hotel: Our computer system lost touch with central 15 minutes ago while I wa helping a lady reserve a honey moon suite on a sam's club discount
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
PPoop: no, I cannot bambi
ah,clem: can you hear me now? LOL
stephenfosterKlok: word order in English important is, Bubba
T: 200 Motels
cease: hi ah
PPoop: ahh clem
Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!: 23 Skidoo
Bambi: LOL
PPoop: this is fantastic :)
Sir Choice Hotel: Well Choice Hotels 18004choice shuts down at midnight in this call center but twenty minutes ago was too early
cease: the depth of knowledge these guys bring to their humour
cease: skidoo was a stunningly bad flick
cease: ven though it starred groucho marx
Sir Choice Hotel: whirlpool suite and soo wa da lady Lucky Wilson
Donk7: well i always stay in comfort inns, part of the choice hotel family :)
T: Not as bad as Ski Doggie Dew
ah,clem: click phrase "can you hear me now" nothing new, FST milked it in 1970
Sir Choice Hotel: yeah yeah
T: Talk about a yellow jump
PPoop: phil calling from new york
Bambi: yep!
Donk7: WBAI that's history :)
Bambi: I always stay in the Coleman
Bambi: lol
Bambi: almost anyway
T: Hummmmm
ah,clem: yes, Coleman, a fine hotel
Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!: Its fun to stay at the YMCA...
PPoop: coleman cheese gives me gas, I sell it to wal-mart
Bambi: except when we stay with friends :-)
Bambi: when traveling
Donk7: wbai another station i've been listening to since the late 50's
Donk7: 60's
stephenfosterKlok usually ends up staying in his pet goose
T: Any listen to WFMU?
Merlyn: hey, they're parodying a TV commercial that won't exist for decades!
Bambi: yes, the Coleman is a fine hotel...with Coleman stove, Coleman heater, Coleman lanterns...
cease: donkk then you heard ossman. he was on that station in 59
stephenfosterKlok: they have such an anguished plea for money that I can't do so very often, T
cease: merl you mean right now?
Merlyn: yes; "can you hear me now?" done twice
Donk7: i worked at wnhu in new haven, ct, and we loved the summer, when wfmu went off the air, we could be heard in nyc then :)
T: Professor DumDum was the only on-air person I heard say, when asked what he thought about the Pope's death, "Ding dong the witch is dead."
cease: you're an old radio guy, donk
T: Donk, I've heard of the overlapping.
stephenfosterKlok: oops! I meant WFUV, T. Sorry
cease: this is from an era when i was on the radio in ottawa, playing firesign
T: That ain't nuthin', I got a VD player.
Sir Choice Hotel: don't mean to be rude but other websites quote prices in general you'll have to call the hotel directly to get that discount hose job
Donk7: strictly college radio but it's always in my blood :)
cease: so the player gets vd, not you?
Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!: Hey, VD is nothing to play with.
T: HECK!!!!!!! If thats the deal, I'M TAKIN' IT BACK!
cease: yeah college radio was a wonderful thing, and at least here in van, still is
Donk7: yep T :)
Sir Choice Hotel: DVD
cease: anyone here wanna contact vd?
Bambi: I know the new Pope chose his name because of prior pope that brought unity...but that was before Benedict Arnold ... I couldn't help but think about that when I heard the name ... sad but true.
Sir Choice Hotel: VHS
T: Try and gip me outta a cool trip to the free clinic, mofos.
stephenfosterKlok: not in RI, Cat, but I'll defend their right to be mediocre against the NPR behemoth
Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!: M O U S E
Sir Choice Hotel: eight track? body piercing technicolor tattoos I CANT GET THAT DISCOUNT HERE
cease: i got to play firesign on the national radio stations of japan in the 70s
Donk7: well i don't think a german was thinking about bennedict arnold, bambi :)
cease: if the firesign had a gig now, theyd have a wonderful riff abvout the pope
stephenfosterKlok: they'll listen to anything, Cat -- obvious if you've listened to the Boredoms
cease: did you hear sarduci on franken?
PPoop: I thoughts of eggs benedict when I heard the name
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Bambi: no, definitely not Don lol
Donk7: lol
Merlyn: here's a fun short flash movie: http://www.clublaugh.com/es-items/712.swf
Sir Choice Hotel: could you give me the spanish speaking version of your sales conversion attempt ?
stephenfosterKlok: some of the most gosh-awful stuff issued as Japanese imports long before it is so old here it becomes "retro"
T: I haven't heard the good Father in ages, Guido rules.
cease: are you coming to nyc or near there when i visit y'all next week, klok?
PPoop: no meryln, that is illegal now
T: His interview of McCarthney, on SNL, was a most cool hoot and a half.
cease: t, franken has had him every day this week. he has been superb
stephenfosterKlok: i'm trapped here, Cat, more or less
Donk7: wish i could merlyn, on dialup here
Sir Choice Hotel: final note The energy bill is in the house at thomas.loc.gov titled HR6IH
cease: well, hopefully both you and i will live long enought for my next visit east
T: Thanks for the heads-up, Cease.
cease: i was last east in 64. if i visit again in an equal pasage of time, that will be uh,,,,
Sir Choice Hotel: Ciao Marcello The Pope's named Schickelgruber NOW
stephenfosterKlok: Bambi -- thanks for that LTTS y'all played today with the reference to DSLinux and XCruise. Whatta trip XCruise is!
Bambi: Dex is fading .........
T: I'm going out there
Bambi: cool Klok ... glad you enjoyed it
cease: my mind is boggled
T: I'm bringing the, well you know.
stephenfosterKlok: he's gone to car park, Bambi; may get reaped
PPoop: the plague maybe
cease: where isd bill moyters when we need him
Bambi: we've got something else that we are considering playing as well soon ... but have to wait to see what it is ... always more new stuff coming :-)
T: The Play Egg ___ play egg man
T: coco cochoo
ah,clem: ...
PPoop: gesundheit, bless you haha
Donk7: silly me , i thought a few minutes with firesign was well a few minutes
T: HealthHood to ye too, P
Bambi: Ah, a walrus reference?
cease: dex?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Back Cat and all
PPoop: he is parking the car
Bambi: LOL
PPoop: oops he is back and nationwide
Dexter Cardinal Fong: He is back
T: Hey, I clicked on the CNI Radio and got told to go phuck myself, more or less. I like the thought, but, is anyone listening?
T: Or, is just me PC?
Dexter Cardinal Fong: T: I am listening
Bambi: welcome back to the unfaded Dex :-)
T: Oh, must be me PC.
stephenfosterKlok: working fine for me... try http://216.234.115.10:8000/
PPoop: find the program that lets you open it, I forget where I found it
Dexter Cardinal Fong: This is Dr. Frasier Crane
T: OK
Bambi: do you have winamp T?
PPoop: cheers fong
Donk7: yeah i'm listening too
Bambi: you can plug the actual address into your audio player's Play Location or equiv
Bambi: as Klok posted .. thanks Klok
Bambi smiles
Donk7: CNI radio rules http://216.234.115.10:8000/
Dexter Cardinal Fong: PP:Thank you ...you are too kind...(Waves Listlessly to the throng)
Bambi: www.oldversion.com has version 2.9x of Winamp
PPoop: no no no 3 kinds, not just 2, I added on last week
PPoop: one even
T: "Requested file not found" I ain't gonna listen, for sure.
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sir Choice Hotel - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I got Kinds over Cares..my pot
Bambi: if it won't work with the / at the end...try it without the slash
PPoop: moon over my ami trumps
Donk7: i'm running winamp 2.71 and it's fine and not a resourse hog
Dexter Cardinal Fong: The Night Clerk has passed
Bambi: most any media player even the one from MS will play it ... if you play location or URL
Bambi: what OS are you using T?
T: I may be my RealPlayer. We crashed a while back and our player has mastadon.....YIKES, son just stopped in for a visit, TOR Hershman sëz, ttfn.
Dexter Cardinal Fong: got a full set of wands with Cups overflowing, and it's My Ami not yours
PPoop: squeeze the fox right there, maybe he will pass another
Bambi: RealPlayer doesn't work right half the time
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night TOR
PPoop: if you overflow your cup you have to clean it up
Bambi: http://www.cniradio.com always has the address on the bottom of the schedule page when you get a player that will work
Bambi: we are 24/7 365 with computer news and information
Donk7: i bought real player when i first got a computer, it had a record button on it, you could record any thing, those were the good old days :)
Bambi: the JimmyLee and Bambi Show is Saturday nights 7-10pm
PPoop: who is jimmylee?
Bambi: FST is on Thursday nights, Saturday at 10pm
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Bambi: No space between "jimmy" and "lee"?
stephenfosterKlok: T - you can play it in Windows Media Player or Real Player just fine -- requires getting the CNI Radio Web page up in Real's Minibrowser (when you Open the URL) then clicking the "Listen..." link and Real Player will open it.
Bambi: Sunday afternoons 3-5pm is the Sunday Funnies
PPoop: jimmy and lee and you? the booth must get crowded
Donk7: i'll be there, bambi, well not at 7 , but by 9 anyway :)
cease: i will talk to yall next thurs but not sure about the following week\hey
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Thank you as always clem and Bambi
cease: i hope to be hanging with dex and el
Bambi: the only time we won't be live as scheduled is if we are out of town and can't broadcast live. ... possibly will happen when we go to see my Dad.
PPoop: have a good week, maybe 2 weeks
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night Cat: Will email you with queries et al
Bambi: thanks Don :-)
cease: babambi and ah clem, you have added a new dimesion to this chat
Bambi: LOL JimmyLee is Clem :-)
Dexter Cardinal Fong: What dimension is that Cat?
PPoop: I knew that, many people told me in private too
stephenfosterKlok: there's a concurrent chat with the radio station; see its web page
PPoop: toaaaaaaaad awaaaay
cease: can we contribute tapes instead of funds, bambi?
PPoop: incognito, cognito is near richmond?
Bambi: thanks Cat! you guys make it worth it :-)
Donk7: Cease, please do!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I;ve got a video tape of 7 million dollars
Bambi: (I was raised in NJ and guys is non gender specific) ;-)
stephenfosterKlok: i managed to get CNI going in Real Player, Winamp & Windows Media Player
stephenfosterKlok: in 5 minutes
PPoop: night all, enjoy spring
Donk7: thanks guys, i really enjoyed the show toinite, lots of new stuff
||||||||| At 12:18 AM, PPoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Well Class...see what Klok did...are'nt you ashamed you lolly gaggers?
stephenfosterKlok: Windows Media Player...now I gotta go wash my hands...drat
stephenfosterKlok: nite poop
cease: tapes will be in mail bambi. i think the more firesign stuff is out there, the better ther planet
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Klok: Try Win-Dex it pure
ah,clem: thanks all, and have a great night!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night clem
stephenfosterKlok: the other box is off or I'd have gotten XMMS going ;-)
cease: you 3, ah
Bambi: did my line come through?? I said of course Cat ... always welcome! on the recordings ... whatever folks can contribute
stephenfosterKlok: no, Dex, this is a job for Fast Orange
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| T - dead from intense demonic possession
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: thanks Cat!
stephenfosterKlok: bye clem
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Well..we certainly styed here long enough for Austin to drop by...=))
||||||||| At 12:20 AM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Bambi: I've gotten it to work in just about every player in Windows ... even got it to work in foobar2000
stephenfosterKlok: and for Doc or Lili to give us an update
stephenfosterKlok: cool, Bambi
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Foobar 2000, what a great game...great graphics and still using the Doom Engine
stephenfosterKlok: hope things work out well for your father Bambi
Bambi: Doc and Lili ... if you read this ... hope you are both doing well .. we miss you.
Bambi: ha, I actually meant the audio player called foobar2000 :-)
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Amen Bambi
stephenfosterKlok: and now, I have an hours'+ of other things to deal with, so it's off and quick
Bambi: thanks Klok ... appreciate that ... me too
stephenfosterKlok: night everyone
Bambi: and Dex
Dexter Cardinal Fong: I was an audio player, sub woofer
Merlyn: nite
||||||||| At 12:23 AM, stephenfosterKlok vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Cardinal Fong: quack Klok
Bambi: night Klok
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Just noticed Bubba was here and got faded
Bambi: well, gotta go for tonight... we will be traveling soon.... if a show doesn't appear...please forgive us for not being there.
Merlyn: I'm going to go too
Merlyn: see you next week
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Bambi: You gotta do what you etc....Night, and best wishes for you father
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Night Merl
Bambi: thanks Dex ... see you next time :-)
Donk7: ok Bambi, take care
Dexter Cardinal Fong: Cat & Donk: night and be well
||||||||| At 12:25 AM, Bambi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Merlyn: new larger version of the robot game for download at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/robot
Merlyn: byee
||||||||| At 12:26 AM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| At 12:26 AM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Donk7: nite dextar and all
||||||||| Outside, the 12:33 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Sir Choice Hotels coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Sir Choice Hotels: who said it was midnight
Donk7: nite all
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Cardinal Fong - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Sir Choice Hotels: no news is good news? no noose is the best noose
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "12:50 AM and late as usual, it's llanwydd again, just back from Billville."
llanwydd again: so who all's here
Sir Choice Hotels: now we have 8 available operaors at choice hotels reservations whoops sevn
Sir Choice Hotels: OPERATORS spellish!
llanwydd again: and then there were...
Sir Choice Hotels: one ringee dingee and the dingell amendment failed
llanwydd again: Oh, Choice, your boss came in here looking for you. Did you see him
Sir Choice Hotels: the late night calls are a waste you know why? They are driving down the road
llanwydd again: I guess you can't sleep while you drive
llanwydd again: did the firesign theatre show up tonight?
||||||||| Outside, the 12:56 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving peter coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd again: goodnight again
llanwydd again: hi pete
llanwydd again: you don't happen to be bergman do you?
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Finally, It's Bubba's Brain! - dead from the fiddlers
 ||||||||| Donk7 - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Sir Choice Hotels: my last reservation of the day a working girll books a room in south beach miami
Sir Choice Hotels: god save the queen good night all
||||||||| Sir Choice Hotels is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 1:09 AM.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd again - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| peter - dead from Globner's disease
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Asssk_ing
Bambi
Bambi_
Batman
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave
Dexter Cardinal Fong
Donk7
Elayne
Finally, It's Bubba's Brain!
llanddmyne
llandfyll
llandgrabb
llanwydd again
llanwydd
MarionDelgado
Merlyn
PPoop
Sir Choice Hotel's Boss
Sir Choice Hotel
Sir Choice Hotels
stephenfosterKlok
T
Temporarily Tweeny County
the penguin
 URL References:
http://216.234.115.10:8000/
http://wpkn.org:8000/
http://www.bambismusings.blogspot.com/
http://www.cafepress.com/Christian_Mart
http://www.clublaugh.com/es-items/712.swf
http://www.cniradio.com
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/robot
www.oldversion.com
http://www.planetary.org/html/news/articlearchive/headlines/2001/1178noimpact.html
http://www.planetary.org/html/news/articlearchive/headlines/2003/stuartsevent.html
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/family/article/0,1299,DRMN_107_3707851,00.html
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/21/man_executes_chrysler/


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And, "The Home Team"