||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 24, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Glob Blog enters at 7:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. Glob Blog :http://torhershman.blogspot.com/ ||||||||| It's 7:21 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Glob Blog - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Woody 1 disembarks at 8:34 PM. Woody 1: Yello. I'm glad I made it. Woody 1: Oh. I'm on EST. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem disembarks at 8:38 PM. ||||||||| Boney waltzes in at 8:38 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Boney: Unfashionably early. Woody 1: Howdy Boney. Uh, Clem? Boney: Is this the Dr. Gonzo wake? Woody 1: I'm unfashionably unexpected. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'at 9 eastern, a few minutes with FireSign Theatre, first up, by request Red Shift' ah,clem: hi all Woody 1: Haven't been here for a while, Bone. Glad to meet you. ah,clem: everyone early tonight Woody 1: ah, clem. Looks like we can't wait. Boney: brb Woody 1: You all check out the new intro at firesigntheatrelegacy.com? Very cool clips with flashes of the albums. Woody 1: Well. Beeeback ~ 8. ||||||||| Around 8:49 PM, Woody 1 walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Bambi: Hi Clem and Boney ||||||||| Merlyn waltzes in at 8:57 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bambi: hey did you see that? Bambi also known as Nancy lol ||||||||| Woody 1 enters at 8:57 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. Merlyn: Woody, the album montage has been up for about a year ||||||||| Left Rev. Tweenhunger waltzes in at 8:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bambi: hey Merlyn and Woody 1 Bambi: hi Tweeny Left Rev. Tweenhunger: The latest Fiore animation: http://www.markfiore.com/animation/spring.html Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Woody 1: I never got 'til now. I'm on highspeed at a relative's. Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Winter for England, and France... Woody 1: I guess at home, I don't give it time to start. Woody 1: Waz up, Fireheads? It's been forever for me. Merlyn: if it doesn't detect flash, it has the albums but without the audio & movement ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Merlyn: did you listen to Firesign on radiomargaritaville? Woody 1: No.
Bambi starts at the trumpet ... noisey! lol Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Margaritaville is completely underestimated. Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Somebody should help them get broadband. Or at least a broad band. ||||||||| Woody 1 runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Woody 1?! It's 9:03 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Bambi: we listened to FST on RadioMargaritaville ... sounded great Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Did the guys make any dineros? Left Rev. Tweenhunger: That would, of course, be the point. Merlyn: I dunno, I would think so, most theaters did pretty well for attendance ||||||||| Woody 1 sneaks in around 9:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Left Rev. Tweenhunger: I still want them to continue the XM series. Grid knows how many subscriptions it would take to get them back. Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Ah, you tilting-shelf people are so lucky... Bambi: welcome back Woody ||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 9:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bubba's Brain: Hey, all.... Left Rev. Tweenhunger: How many woods would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Bambi: hey Bubba Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Yo Bubba... Woody 1: Well. I'm not really here. Somewhat distracted. I may have to exit for a bit. Woody 1: Uh. 15? ||||||||| Dexter Fong waltzes in at 9:08 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dexter Fong: Aloha Haoles Left Rev. Tweenhunger: How's tricks in Bloomington? Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Heir Fong... Bambi: hi Dex :-) ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rank Xerox Yamamoto in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Merlyn: Tried to get them on air america, tween, but no luck. Still might appear on Majority Report, and if the mailing list sends lots of email after that... Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Howdy honkys Dexter Fong: Mahalo Wahine Left Rev. Tweenhunger: welcome to side two... Bambi: oi Yammy Woody 1: This isn't side 5 yet? Rank Xerox Yamamoto:http://mryamamoto.topcities.com/zappa/eh-vs-wmd.htm Dexter Fong: and hi Bambi, Bubba, Tweeny, Merl, OI, Woody, Boney and ah Rank Xerox Yamamoto: That's side 15 Woody 1: I don't know any Turkish. Bubba's Brain: Tricks? Ain't turned any recently. Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Is your name gannonguckert? Woody 1: Hey Dex. Yeeeha. Dexter Fong: Powder River, Cowboy!! Woody 1: Where's a good trick turner when you need one? Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Pretty sad, Yam... Rank Xerox Yamamoto: sorry, I'll try harder Bubba's Brain: For every trick, turn, turn, turn.... Woody 1: Tricks are seaonanl. Woody 1: seasonal Bambi: Red Shift is one right now by request ;-) Dexter Fong: Seaonanl = When Viagra just doesn't do it ||||||||| stephnfosterBlizzard II waltzes in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bambi: Klok is gonna kick himself for not being here already LOL Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Howard Dean is head of the Dems? Ohhh, myyyy, gootttt...... Woody 1: LOL Dexter Fong: Hi Klok: Snowing up a storm here also ||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving cease coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Yo SFK... Bubba's Brain: My laryngitis from the Portland weekend finally turned into full blown upper respiratory infection. stephnfosterBlizzard II: klok is now officially "here" ;-) Rank Xerox Yamamoto: oi cease: hey, a crowded house already Bambi: ah, speak of the devil there he is :-) stephnfosterBlizzard II: and grooving on the vibe, Bambi Bambi: your request is playing Klok (Red Shift) Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Decist. Dexter Fong: Bubba: Thank God you've finally got something they can cure...I hope =) Woody 1: Ask your doctor if seananlo is right for you. stephnfosterBlizzard II: tnx much to Jim -- did you email Steve Squyres that Cat's production is playing tonite? Dexter Fong: Hey Cat cease: wow. red shift! no shit Left Rev. Tweenhunger: He's got stinkfoot. Give generously. stephnfosterBlizzard II: 'lo Cat cease: hey dex. i'll be in your neighbourhood in 2 monthes Bubba's Brain: Thank grid for Augmentin. Bambi: don't have Steve's email I don't think, do we? stephnfosterBlizzard II: alert the authorities NOW, Dex! Bambi: Hey Cat ... your baby is playing :-) stephnfosterBlizzard II: nobody has his email at this point, I'm sure cease: one of my 6 kids, if plays count as kids Bambi: or at least one of them Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Little stevie ray used to dance. Now he looks like this. Won't you consider adoption? Dexter Fong: "Mr. ah, Clem...please bring 'our 'emale to the hospitality center....thankyew Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Help us fight stinkfoot. Bambi: Clem is wondering what FST you all would like to hear after Red Shift Dexter Fong: Cat: Are your kids acting up? Bubba's Brain: help us fight, Stinkfoot. ah,clem: need request for second album... tell Bambi, as I cannot watch this thread real time Dexter Fong: Bambi: I always like to hear the early radio shows since they're not generally in circulation cease: good idea, dex Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Dem deres some flying dolphins right there... ||||||||| Around 9:17 PM, Woody 1 walks off into the sunset... Dexter Fong: thanksyew ah,clem: right Bam, LOL Bambi: Dear Friends Dex? cease: or maybe Roller Maidens cease: hi and by wood Bambi: Roller Maidens ... do we have that one Clem? cease: i just had dinner. now it's time for some psychoactive desert! Left Rev. Tweenhunger: We barely knew gnew... Dexter Fong: Bam: or Hour Hour or whatever *really* esoteric FST you have on hand...or turntable..or cart amchine...or cd player... cease: its about religion and evil politicians, just like Red Shift Dexter Fong: Cart am chine...not really human Left Rev. Tweenhunger: So, what's Red Shift? Other than Tzar Valdimir... cease: what you're listening to now, tween. my most recent play Bambi: LOL OK Dex ... I told Clem :-) cease: starring 3 firesignes, plus 2 firesign family members. which reminds me, i must get my ticket for orson starring as peorgie tirebiter Dexter Fong: Left: red shift = Boston Patriots double zone, left cover, partial blitz Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Not listening CNI. Do they have a Firesign schedule? Love to listen during the week. cease: you can tune in now, tween Dexter Fong: and drop out too Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Got it cease: its tiny dr. tim. give the tiny doc some sugar cubes Dexter Fong: The Plague! Bambi: FST is on 9pm mostly on Thursday and then again on Saturday and Sunday at 9pm Left Rev. Tweenhunger: Hey, all I can say is Firesign rocks. Wish them the best. ||||||||| Around 9:22 PM, Left Rev. Tweenhunger walks off into the sunset... Dexter Fong: Cat: How about 2 Equals
Dexter Fong realizes that may have sounded saccharine Bambi: is Dr. Headphones back on the road now? Dexter Fong: There is no substitute for sugar except Sugarsubstitute cease: i'll be in nyc from thursday night, hopefully chatting from elayne's, until i take train back to dc on monday. cease: i wouldnt know what equal was if doc hadnt been here recently Bubba's Brain: So.... if Lodestone had eyeball hats, would anyone be interested? cease: its ersatz brothers. the REal one Dexter Fong: Cat: Great...that means Elayne will be on later than 10 oclock cease: yes bub. Fumiyo wants one. Dexter Fong: Doc...the great equalizer cease: if her hubby lets me use his mac. maybe not so late Bambi: don't use sugar substitutes...they bother my stomach Bambi: real thing or nuttin' honey lol Dexter Fong: Bambi: Put it in your coffee not on your stomach Bambi: lol that must have been my problem Dex ;-)
Dexter Fong sprinkles sugarsubstitute on groinal area....nothing happens...Curses! fooled again Bubba's Brain: Thanks, cat.... I'm looking into offering them... but its far from certain.
Dexter Fong discovers that fly is jammed by tiny sugarsubstitute particle
Dexter Fong pours hot coffe in/on lap....dissovles in tears stephnfosterBlizzard II: interrupted for the last 12 min by KEN, who's trapped in upstate NY about 15 miles from Quebec border in Thousand Islands Bambi: lol Dexter Fong: Wow! A bulletin
Bambi would've suggested water myself ;-)
Dexter Fong wonders if Ken doesn't check the weather stephnfosterBlizzard II: 10 below last night Bambi: oh, no! Not again! Rank Xerox Yamamoto: I'm watching the snow stephnfosterBlizzard II: he's stuck in a parking lot all night ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:29 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Elayne: Evenin' all! Bambi: no wonder our friend's son hates NY! Dexter Fong: Eek! Bubba's Brain: Number three with a bulletin. Bambi: hi Elayne! cease: hey el! Bubba's Brain: Hey E! Dexter Fong: Bambi: Your friends son is a longhaul truckdriver? Bambi: Dex: Yep Bambi: owns his own rig...almost ;-) Elayne: Hey, cool, Red Shift is on! Did I miss us? Bambi: him and the bank cease: yes el, but you're unforgettable Dexter Fong: Sharecropper Truckdrivers.....Picking and delibering de cotton Elayne: Heh, thanks Cat... oh well... cease: it gets Really Tedious around now stephnfosterBlizzard II: Ken has "no specific message" but says to say hi to all; vy frustrated he's missing Red Shift... "I don't think I brought that one with me, either." Elayne: Rob and I were getting caught up, more or less, in Lawrence of Arabia. I'd never actually sat through any of it before, so it was kinda cool.
Bambi good one Cat! very true! Rank Xerox Yamamoto:Hello Jimmy LEEE! cease: the play, actually all of them, only work when there are a lot of changes, sounds. just my voice and mao gets relaly boring relaly quickly, at least to me stephnfosterBlizzard II: E - notice Guiness as Hussein and Sharif as Faisel Elayne: Oh yeah, SFB, Robin was also telling me who some of the other actors were. Elayne: Like Anthony Quale. Whoever he was...
Dexter Fong thinks Guiness is too stout to play Hussein cease: thanks, ah clem Elayne: It's weird though, a young Guinness looks nothing like Ewan MacGregor... stephnfosterBlizzard II: during the post-WWI treaty talks in Paris, Lawrence and Faisel used to go flying over Paris Bambi: yes, great movie Elayne! Love that one cease: bambi, seemreal isnt selling red shift. i had it up for free for a year or so. lodestone could use it on its list so lodestone will be the source stephnfosterBlizzard II: they were screwing Faisel's father, Hussein, out of Palestine, Syria and Lebanon Elayne: Robin said Lawrence was killed when his motorbike slammed into a tree. Guess he should have stuck with camels. Dexter Fong: Klok: Did they get the bird'seye lowdon? Elayne: Friggin' LONG though, Fran. I don't do well with languid movies. stephnfosterBlizzard II: Lawrence was regretting to Faisel, when they were up there once, that they "didn't have any bombs on board" Rank Xerox Yamamoto: I'm not here ah,clem: hi Yammy Bambi: yes, it is a long one ... intricate too Dexter Fong: Hoi Hoi Yam Rank Xerox Yamamoto: hahahahahahaha Elayne: Hey Jim, how many minutes are you behind in the CNI audio? Elayne: Hi, by the way. :) Rank Xerox Yamamoto: I'm obliged to be obnoxious Bambi: yeah, guess he should've stuck to camels ... but they stink, spit and walk uneven ;-) Dexter Fong: Much obliged cease: cease comes from my abreviated name c.simril. when you say c.simril outloud, the first sound is "cease" a riff on the way that the firesign use cut-offs Dexter Fong: or desist Bambi: it's about a 2 to 2 1/2 min delay Elayne: Oh crap, I don't like Roller Maidens all that much. Turning off the audio. Don't be offended, Jim. ah,clem: ok cat stephnfosterBlizzard II: hope you get better Jim; take care of him, Bambi! ah,clem: but it does seem real Elayne: Jim's ill? Ugh, sorry to hear it... Dexter Fong: Yeah Bambi; take him for a ride, see.....show him the sewers, see ah,clem: almost better now E Bambi: I always do Klok :-) Dexter Fong: Almost better is good enough for us, Clem Bambi: he's been battling the flu or something very much like the flu cease: recover quickly, ah Elayne: Hang on, I'm going to go check the snow levels... brb... ah,clem: tks stephnfosterBlizzard II: Dex - not "take care of him" in the Rustler's Rhapsody sense... Dexter Fong: Elayne has her own personal weather station Bambi: he's been there (sewers) in Massillon OH when he was a kid ;-) cease: snowing in nyc? cease: maybe i should bring a coat in may Dexter Fong: Klok: I *know* that title Rusler's but cant bring up any data...would you be sop kind stephnfosterBlizzard II: in coastal RI, it's only about an inch, but that was in an hour. it's coming down at about a 45º angle Bambi: the good guys only shoot you in the hand ah,clem: studio levels ok, ? Dexter Fong: Klok: Right on!! Bambi: brrrrrrrrrr Klok! stephnfosterBlizzard II: you can't open another window or tab, Dex? It's the most ROFL spoof of every western ever made (a different one than Blazing Saddles, though) stephnfosterBlizzard II: level 5 by 9, Clem ah,clem: right sfk, I do not need to be taken care of that way.. LOL
Dexter Fong decides to check snow levels in own personal weather station...also time for a refill stephnfosterBlizzard II: you bet, Bambi -- 22ºF and falling fast, too Elayne: Yeah, it's still coming down. Plus they're talking another round tomorrow morning, and another Monday/Tuesday. Elayne: Won't be putting on my car magnet till all of it's over. stephnfosterBlizzard II: ours goes 6PM->4AM and then continues on "in lesser form" until noon or so Bambi: yuk! I've had enough winter all ready ... we got sleet last this morning. Elayne: It's a really cool magnet too: http://www.gearthatgives.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDStore.woa/wa/product?siteID=220&itemID=26092&origin=11320 Dexter Fong: Weather people in nyc said 3 to 5 inches....I think over/under number is probably 6 1/2 Elayne: We've only had a few bad snow days, so it hasn't been that bad a winter here. But I'm not going to kill myself tomorrow to get into the office. Elayne: Our landlord doesn't come 'round to shovel till the afternoon, so if I can't get down the steps and into my car and out the long driveway I'm not going to bother. Dexter Fong: E: good idea...kill your boss =) Elayne: He's in Boston, Dex, through Saturday morning, so he missed the worst of it. Elayne: He and his wife took off for Tahiti the day before the big blizzard last month. He's really lucked out. Dexter Fong: E; Boston is gonna get it too..just a little later than us Dexter Fong: Right Klok? cease: can you drive to work, el? stephnfosterBlizzard II: upper bound on Cape Cod is over a foot, E Elayne: True Dex, but he'll already have arrived and it should be fairly easy to get around by afternoon when he's giving his Harvard lecture. Rank Xerox Yamamoto: It's not bad here yet Elayne: I've heard that, SFB! I can't believe the Cape is being so hard hit, that's very unusual. Rank Xerox Yamamoto: The street is still clear Elayne: Cat, that's what I'll have to figure out tomorrow. :) Boney: Pointers to FST comments about HST, please. Not necessarily recent. Thanx. Bubba's Brain: Gotta go. I may be back later. Dexter Fong: Yam: But the future is cloudy stephnfosterBlizzard II: N. RI is slated for 2-4", but that really depends on how the storm tracks -- Boston may get pasted again; whatever, Sat. may not be late enough to get the roads clean; if they're using train, I guess OK ah,clem: need another request ||||||||| Around 9:46 PM, Bubba's Brain walks off into the sunset... Elayne: Geez Boney, I can't remember any specific ones... Boney: Thaynx? Elayne? ah,clem: bam pls relay Elayne: Nope, SFB, boss & wife drove up and will drive back sometime Saturday... stephnfosterBlizzard II: center violence of storm was supposed to go offshore and diagonal, E...but you can pray for some modulation, I guess ;-)) Dexter Fong: Elayne: Maybe not ==)) Elayne: They have to, Dex, they have opera tickets for Saturday night. Boney: If you think of anything, post it to your blog. Bambi: will do Clem Dexter Fong: Boney: By recent. I assume you mean *not* the Fighting Clowns piece Elayne: Will do, Boney. stephnfosterBlizzard II: well, they'll probably take the Turnpike and then 384 down to I-95 at Niantic, so they won't really hit the predicted results until then Elayne: BRB. ah,clem: more modulation sfk? i'm pegging the meter.... Bambi: what recent one would you like Boney? Boney: FST referred to HST in Fighting Clowns, Dexter Fong? stephnfosterBlizzard II: i can see god, clem cease: really, boney? Boney: Gimme two. Dexter Fong: ABoney: yeah...the piece with the presidents bit: HST, RMN, LBJ, FDR cease: the albums i dont listen to, i don't know well at all. cease: why is that not strange?
stephnfosterBlizzard II is reminded that a whole generation now has no earthly idea what "pegging the meter" means... cease: you put pegs in meters in ri? Dexter Fong: Klok: Enough with the potty mouth talk, we all know what it means Boney: is BRB a president? Bambi: lol Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Lovely peggy, meter maid Dexter Fong: Yes Boney, President *pro tem* stephnfosterBlizzard II: no cat, we import them from China already pegged
Dexter Fong sings Peg o my heart, I rove you cease: sounds like a riff hunter would aprove of, this jamaican Boney: wuz it Yoko One who said that we should get together and create our own FST? Dexter Fong: Riff hunting in Ocho Rios cease: this is the first chat post hst Bambi: peg that meteroid Boney: Oh no. Bozo No-no. Yoko Ono. cease: bergman tells everybody that, bone Dexter Fong: Boney!=( please Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Bagging the elusive Jamaican Spliff, next on Wild Kingdom! Boney: gage Dexter Fong: Irae, Mon...loose bags and tight joints Boney: de soto Dexter Fong: Gage = Meter Dexter Fong: Don't peg that gage, my friend Boney: high school madness Dexter Fong: "Dope Humor of the sixties" Rank Xerox Yamamoto: Better than the dopes we get these days Elayne: Oh, y'all heard that canniboids may half the spread of Alzheimer's, yes? Boney: high school = kilo of oaxacan bud Dexter Fong: Hi! I'm Dexter Fong and my late partner Hideo Wallbanger and I were the men of late-night humor Bambi: LOL very funny Clem Elayne:http://www.expressnewsline.com/2005/02/story2005-insight-Alzheimer+disease+marijuana-status-4-newsID-375.html cease: yes el, klok sent me that article yesterday Dexter Fong: Elayne" I read that but forgot about it cease: i live at the centre of the good dope news world, whether true or not Elayne: Doesn't seem right to me, considering what happens to short-term mem... uh, mem... no wait, it was right on the tip of my tongue... Elayne: SOme sort of Doctor... Elayne: Doctor Thompson? No, that wasn't it... Elayne: His ashes are being shot out of a cannon, by the way. Rank Xerox Yamamoto: A 21 gun salute stephnfosterBlizzard II: Elayne: U are in gluck! See http://www.intellicast.com/Local/USLocalWide.asp?loc=kpvd&seg=LocalWeather&prodgrp=RadarImagery&product=Radar&prodnav=none Dexter Fong: Don Imus dedicated a song to HST the other day.....Beatle "Happiness is a Warm Gun" Dexter Fong: Hunter not Harry Merlyn: like corn pops? Bambi: ah, dr. mem ... mem ... Dr. Memory! stephnfosterBlizzard II: looks like Boston might be getting some white stuff Boney: ash hauler = hand rolled marijuana cigarette Dexter Fong: I remeber him, Dr. uh...uh... My Eyes? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Boney: the doctor smoked himself stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bambi -- tell Clem about the disappearance of the Old School... Dexter Fong: Boney: Did you know Lem Ashhauler? Elayne: Thank you, Bambi! I couldn't remember... cease: i didnt know that, bone ||||||||| Around 10:01 PM, Rank Xerox Yamamoto walks off into the sunset... Bambi: Root's on my lap (our cat) cease: yammy, we hardly knew ye Elayne: Wasn't Lem a member of the Funny Names club?... Dexter Fong: Boney: He was president of the local chapter of The Funny Namers" out there in Hellmouth....or maybe Heater cease: you get my cat pix, el? Boney: LEM landed on the moon Dexter Fong: The lunatic is on the moon? cease: stanislaw landed on poland cease: Po complained Dexter Fong: Po Poland =( cease: put down dat po boy Elayne: My goodness Cat, those are the ones that were kittens just a short while ago? Elayne: They're gorgeous! Boney: why the =( Dexter? cease: pull up som pot stephnfosterBlizzard II: that was stanislaw LEC, Cat cease: i know yo post cat pix on fridays, el Bambi: Clem said that he only has that as the whole album Klok Dexter Fong: Cause Poland be po'', Missa Boney =( cease: yes, they just turned a year old. look how big they are. when they walk on me, i'm pained ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 10:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Elayne: I shall duly post these, Cat - thanks! Bunnyboy: lo dere ||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre waltzes in at 10:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. cease: and spekaing of bunnies Dexter Fong: Hi dere Bunny cease: when do we get pix of your bunny or bunnys, boy? Boney: poles keep it up Dexter Fong: Bightre! cease: this recording device sounds alot like bush in the debates Bambi: hi Bunny and Bightre Dexter Fong: Lithuanians are lithless Bightrethighrehighre: YO! fire-PEEPS....!!!! Elayne: Hello B and B and B and B.... cease: unaina for the unanians! Bunnyboy: ROLLER MAIDENS? Wow. cease: big Dexter Fong: a united umaina Boney: pole = a steady supply of czechs cease: in uname only Bightrethighrehighre: roller maidens in french maid costumes....or the real thing for that matter.... cease: karl polanyi's dad was named policheck Bunnyboy: cease: Louie is the one remaining bun. He's a fine, black Holland Lump...ehrm, Lop! Boney: bambi & bunny & boney cease: just heard his euology for him in an ideas programme last night. planing to use it for my own family Bunnyboy: Oh, my! Bambi: a, b, b, b, b c, d, e, m, s ... oh, well ran out of letters Bunnyboy: The Penatonic Alphabet. cease: what is "dark winter motel" a reference to? Dexter Fong: Sung for you by the Pent Tones Boney: firing his ashes out of a cannon = a supercharged bong Bunnyboy: Dex: SCTV, Volume 3 is out on Tuesday. Bunnyboy: 5 Neat Guys. Dexter Fong: Cat: I dont know... cease: thasts the last thing he said. Dexter Fong: Bunny: And a couple of nifty gals cease: i think its' from a flick Boney: major hit = too obvious to mention Bunnyboy: Bucky the Spaniel is just about recovered from his "fixin'". cease: great article about sherlock holmnes by michael chambon, i know you're a fan of his, bunny Dexter Fong: Boney: You know derivation of dark Winter? cease: in ny review, last 2 isssues. it ended up concluding that all lit is fan lit since sherlock holmes Dexter Fong: Cat: Me too Bambi: Dark Tower? cease: i relaly wanted to send the articles to the fireboys, ala giant rat (oddly not meniotned in the articles) as well as firefans everywhere cease: isnt there a flick caled Dark Winter? Bunnyboy: cease: Yes, I must catch up on his more recent stories and novellas. I did pick up the latest issue of THE ESCAPIST, a real-for-real comic book detailing the adventures of Kavalier and Clay's "creation". Dexter Fong: afk for re-grooving cease: read the sherlock holmes aricles, bunny. brilliant cease: they have new york review of books in seattle. i saw it there! Bunnyboy: Aye-aye, cat. I will keep out the eye. stephnfosterBlizzard II: OK, here it is, 20 min. ago: http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0009smaller.jpg cease: get in this barrel, mr. dildo, and we'll do it hericane style stephnfosterBlizzard II: looked like this only this afternoon: http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0003smaller.jpg Bambi: we redialed ... will be right with you! stephnfosterBlizzard II: uh-oh Bunnyboy: kane: Is that LA or Arizona? cease: is that latest pictures from saturn moon, klok? stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bunny - it's RI. pretty obvious, since it ain't mud and it ain't sand... ;-)) stephnfosterBlizzard II: seems really like it, Cat stephnfosterBlizzard II: I'd walk out there, but the spirit is unwilling and the flesh is hungry cease: at their best, the firesign could be as incisive as hunter thompson on nixon, other politicains cease: a fine tuned and worded sense of evil Bightrethighrehighre: ALERT! I was in the back of the line to speak with and get signed photos of FST @ Cerritos 2.5.05 here's the deal.... cease: you talk to them, big? Bunnyboy: "There he is, waving and weeping!" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:19 PM and CharlesThroat steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Bunnyboy: More great Richard Paul vox. Dexter Fong: The Real Charles Throat stephnfosterBlizzard II: welcome, CT Bunnyboy: lo chaz CharlesThroat: Where? CharlesThroat: Ahoy polloi cease: presidents coucnil of physical fitness, new home of jeff ganon Bightrethighrehighre: I have an autographed photo that doesn't belong to me... and, in good conscience, would like to have the rightful owner reunited with it.... Dexter Fong: Klok: Just to let you know, still snowing here but not as ahrd as previously Bambi: hi CharlesThroat Bunnyboy: It's that food kinda time again. May BBL. Go, team! CharlesThroat: Hi Bambi how's your mom cease: keep on eating, bun Dexter Fong: Bye Bun stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's still coming at 45º angle, but I think from the other direction, whatever that means Elayne: Oops, hello Charles. Sorry folks, I had to multitask for a minute, my blog is actually exploding with for-really comments for a change. CharlesThroat: (sorry, Disney joke) Elayne: Bye Bunny! Bambi: enjoy Bunny stephnfosterBlizzard II: we picked up another ½" since I took that picture, Dex Dexter Fong: Klok: It's Nature's equalization CharlesThroat: It's called refection stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite bun cease: a bag of pipe dreams and a dame cease: keep the scotch. Bunnyboy: lo El. I gotta go, El! Bunnyboy: Keep it under your tongue. Dexter Fong: ghugh? cease: this is really anticlimactic. they have a bad habbit of doing that stephnfosterBlizzard II: YEA! stephnfosterBlizzard II: what rumors about Sherlock? Dexter Fong: Here's to you Mrs. Robinson CharlesThroat: What has happened to your nose? Bambi: what cat? ||||||||| Around 10:24 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset... cease: that was an abstraction of my rant about the ny review piece by chambon about sherlock CharlesThroat: Unfortunately, it's a matte painting and BB bumps his nose cease: it taught me something i didnt know about literature in general. that's why one reads stephnfosterBlizzard II: LOL, CT Dexter Fong: Propssss! cease: where are you, throat? stephnfosterBlizzard II: something beyond The Seven Percent Solution? CharlesThroat: Texas but don't hold it against me cease: dallas? Dexter Fong: Texas hold 'em ah,clem: his nose was numb from the coco, as it were CharlesThroat: El Paso Elayne: Gotta go, the multitasking is overwhelming me. Elayne: Next week, all! cease: but the lime in the coco ||||||||| Around 10:26 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset... stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite E! CharlesThroat: Bye Elayne cease: that's what that song's about, i just figured that out
Dexter Fong sings You Put the coco in the nose and you sniff it all about cease: el cease: it snowed cocaine at hunter's, read one piece i read about him today stephnfosterBlizzard II: but in those days, it was injected... Dexter Fong: Yes Firends; More dope humor from the sixties
stephnfosterBlizzard II thinks the guys may have had to deal with one too many '70s record company 'executives' Dexter Fong: Right on, Klok...power to ther artists stephnfosterBlizzard II: fats waller; always loved that one Dexter Fong: A great comedic stride, Klok Bambi: nytol E!
Dexter Fong notices Elayne is also fooled by painted backdrop Boney: nite cease: i got the impression there were more than just coke jokes in fireland in those days Dexter Fong: Nite Boney CharlesThroat: I have a new MP3 player full of hours of Dear Friends - heaven cease: keep on boning CharlesThroat: That's Proctor on the violin I bet Dexter Fong: Cat: I suppose you believe barry Bonds took steroids cease: i'll be paying my first visit to texas in a few weeks, throat. the dallas-ft airport Dexter Fong: Cat: Hubba Hubba CharlesThroat: Hey that's only 600 miles or so - drop on by cease: barry "us" bonds? Bambi: perhaps that's instruments... Dexter Fong: "US Anti-Commie Savings Bonds, Cat cease: ah, canadian cease: see the usa through your turret bay cease: how many of you know that fireline? Dexter Fong: I prefer The Turtle Bay cease: elayne is gone and merl is in grayland Dexter Fong: Cat: No play for mister gray cease: thats from Life in the Day, the mushroom play from whence grew both 2 places and Dwarf ||||||||| Catherwood leads Rotonoto inside, makes a note of the time (10:33 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. cease: spaulding? i'm barely shedding! cease: hey dc Bambi: hey RotoDave stephnfosterBlizzard II: yeah, BTW Cat -- thanks lots for selling our missile defense union down the river. all the wonderful things we do for Canada and they kick US in the teeth CharlesThroat: I was listening to the DF where Proctor was back just after the earthquake and gave Austin a toy robot - I wonder if it's the one in the Martian Space Party miniature scene Dexter Fong: Oh! Roto..like tiny snowflake in Copious blizzard, cannot not see you stephnfosterBlizzard II: hi roto CharlesThroat: Enguiring minds want to know Rotonoto: "...near Washington DC but waaaay outside the beltway..." about sez it all, Cat Rotonoto: hi guise CharlesThroat: Hi Roto Rotonoto: like little flower my terrific feelings for it... CharlesThroat: Here have special motor fluid-aa gimlet stephnfosterBlizzard II: hi to bozoette, R Dexter Fong: You keep hands off terrific flowers or Young Guy get powerful Rotonoto: we got a light dusting near DC, naybe 4-5 inches Bambi: wouldn't make a hobbit of it Roto ;-) stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's not light when you shovel it...
Dexter Fong raises over/under to 7 inches ||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 10:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. CharlesThroat: Down here we spoon it ;) stephnfosterBlizzard II: hey, Bubba Dexter Fong: Waltzing Bubba Bubba's Brain: Miss me? Boney: bone china = porcelain hash pipe cease: i dont think so, boney Bambi: wb Bubba CharlesThroat: That's real china, isn't it Dexter Fong: Bub: Come sit on the face of a refined Mathilda
stephnfosterBlizzard II decamps briefly to prepare the Main Meal (unwrap something I can't show in here) Rotonoto: little elfin folks buried up to the neck in 5 inch snow Bubba's Brain: I thought "Bone China" was Bush's oriental foreign policy. Bambi: does a rat chew Bubba ;-) cease: it may mean that in some circles, not in general circulation CharlesThroat: LOL Bubba cease: no, she only wants to do it hurricane style Dexter Fong: Bone china = serious time upstream in prism CharlesThroat: fiendish quality of you brain Bubba's Brain: Sorry... I forgot. Bush doesn't have a foreign policy toward china. Dexter Fong: Busah have No Starch policy Boney: bone yoko = hiding several ounces of marijuana in a car's spare tire CharlesThroat: It's all the same to him Bambi: don't need a foreign policy for porcelin Rotonoto: no tickee no starchee... cease: except to sell em all the bonds. barry, bobby, gary.... cease: i think we'll be selling them alberta soon. Dexter Fong: Bambi is *so* good with the servants Fred CharlesThroat: Soccer Blue! cease: should sure make the chinese food better there Merlyn: I'm going to have to leave early, I have to drive my wife to the airport tomorrow at about 6 am Dexter Fong: safe trips Merlyn cease: i dont have to drive my wife to the airport until whole hours later than thatr, merl Boney: I've got a great idea. I'll sell Boney Bongs over the internet CharlesThroat: It's like one of those great race migratons you read about Dexter Fong: Cat: are you soloing or is Fumiyo going with you cease: no, Fumiyo is off to Japan for a week. i remain with the big dog and the increasingly large cats cease: hopefully they wont eat me ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain', just granted probation at 10:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Woody 1', just granted probation at 10:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Dexter Fong: Boney Bongs . . . the latest from Rhinocerus Horn nterprises Boney: wrap your lips around the six fingered fist and send the doctor's ashes straight to hell Dexter Fong: Enterprises cease: not going anywhere tilll i come and visit YOU (el, roto, doc, etc etc) in may Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: Back again. Dexter Fong: Cat: Meant in may cease: speaking of bongs, i say tommy chong's vagina on drugs last friday CharlesThroat: Blow 'em out of a cannon like Hunter Thompson Woody 1: Herro. I'm back and beautiful. CharlesThroat: bless his stoned little dead heart cease: the lighting was hideous but the show was pretty good, very well written and chong a fine performer Bambi: wb woody Merlyn: see you next week Merlyn: or see your keystrokes cease: hi bambi CharlesThroat: Bye Merlyn take care Boney: up woody creek Merlyn: different keystrokes for different keyfolks cease: as it were, merl Woody 1: Yeah. Don't know who to devote my mindless drinking to anymore. ||||||||| Around 10:44 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset... Woody 1: Bye Merlyn. Boney: w/o a paddle Dexter Fong: Merl: Gimme a key Dexter Fong: Key of Bye CharlesThroat: Oh you can still devote it to him, he won't mind Bambi: night Merlyn cease: will a lid do? Dexter Fong: Bam & Clem: Actually it Rotonoto: nite Boney: ask not for whom the bone bongs CharlesThroat: You got one in the car? Dexter Fong: Porgie is so good with the servants Woody 1: Must watch Where The Buffalo Roam real soon. (Bill Murray playing Hunter S.) Bambi: it's very electric, and dangerous ... Bambi: right Dex :-) Dexter Fong: it's ..vibrating... stephnfosterBlizzard II: you'll like the book better, Woody Bambi: Porcelin was the servants Woody 1: Read many. CharlesThroat: "I'm just a road man for the Lords of Karma" - love that quote
Dexter Fong is now chatting with CNI Woody 1: Hells Angels, Fear..., Campaign Trail Boney: bull shit--Bill Murray rocks Boney: Peter Boyle kicks ass Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: There was a wonderful aiudio theater adaptation of Fear and Loathing in LV done by Margeritaville Records a few years back.... I'm gonna be adding it to the catalog. Woody 1: Murray did quite a good comical Thompson, and I love the movie. Very funny. CharlesThroat: Hey I had a short email conversation with none other than The Live Earl Jive not long ago Dexter Fong: Mr. Boney...you have an opinion on this subject (whatever it iw) Bambi: what's wrong with Bill Murray? cease: i can hear that as an audio project, bub CharlesThroat: He quit talking when I asked if I could throw him some questions about the FST shows Woody 1: Murray? Damn good actor. Boney: I liked both movies very much, Dexter Fong. cease: i enjoyed him in the japan flick, but rarely on snl Dexter Fong: Eeeaaaarrrrllll Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: It was a great production.... really captured the manic insanity of it all. Woody 1: Anyone go to the west coast shows? stephnfosterBlizzard II: yeah, Murray got much better in flicks, SNL not so captivating Dexter Fong: Boney: Which movies other than Fear & Loathing CharlesThroat: You know that Booker T song he always played when Austin said "And now here's Number One on the boooos 30!" CharlesThroat: I heard it the other night in the credits of Rush Hour stephnfosterBlizzard II: all I meant was that the movie was pale shadow of Thompson's book, not that it was bad Boney: Buffalo Woody 1: A slight shadow.... ||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... CharlesThroat: Almost made me have a flashback cease: yes bone, i used to hear that all the time on the radio ||||||||| Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano waltzes in at 10:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Hello! Woody 1: Depicts just parts of Fear, and Campaign trail. cease: oh johnnie oh johnie Dexter Fong: Play Piano Play Boney: more a flashback than a pale shadow Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That's Fresno, Cat Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain: JP Woody 1: A MOVIE cease: have some string cheese stephnfosterBlizzard II: wow, roto AND JP at once (and here we thought they were aliases of each other...) Boney: Murray great Depp great Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Whaz real? Dexter Fong: A'k 'or 'efill and weather 'eck CharlesThroat: Wrong place to ask Bambi: Hi Johnny Woody 1: Dep was great also. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Depp outstanding - love Gilliam's take on F&L stephnfosterBlizzard II: seem real -- you missed it; CNI played it at the start of the chat, Johnny Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Hi Bambi...where's Thumper? Boney: both movies good CharlesThroat: Saw Zoolander for the first time the other night - freakin' hilarious cease: i liked both hst flicks. just not in the same league as the books cease: but his books were about visual things so why not cease: great to hear the firesigns thinking in visual terms these days
Bambi ha! Woody 1: Oh. Zoolander. Frickin' great. So stupid. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Gilliam says in the commentary that it was as close as he could possibly get in film stephnfosterBlizzard II: hst certainly saw a lot of things *I* didn't... cease: monty python gilliam? Woody 1: I like when YEP. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: One and the same, Cat CharlesThroat: Are there others? cease: he's in a flick (actor, not director) with a friend of mine these days stephnfosterBlizzard II: except the 38th of Cunegonde, Clem -- when that's a Thur., we don't meet cease: they went to high school together in la Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: CT is counting the elevator boy again... CharlesThroat: Did you know Gilliam is on a Zappa record? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Which record, CT? CharlesThroat: He's in the crowd scene at the end of "America drinks and goes home" cease: i dd not, but everyone was on everyone in hollywood Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That's cool...I've been re-reading the Barry Miles Zappa bio. CharlesThroat: I'm in a band with Jimmy Carl Black's sons btw, just to namedrop stephnfosterBlizzard II: at least everyone who matters; there are only 2000 real people in the world; the rest are just bad SFX Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That's cool...I've been re-reading the Barry Miles Zappa bio. Dexter Fong: Klok: Still snowing here, not blizzard but steadily, been doing so since 5 pm...recommend taking the over on 7 inches Woody 1: You don't want to count the elevator boy? CharlesThroat: hmmm looks like we're frozen stephnfosterBlizzard II: that's what we were promised, but think it's going higher Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Whoa!! Time warp two-two-two.... ||||||||| "10:57 PM? 10:57 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Charles Throat should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Charles Throat enters and sits on the couch. cease: well fuck, then i was on a zappa record. cannonball adderly, jarret, dylan, others cease: i was in the audience from the shows they taped the albums from. Charles Throat: LOL lucky you stephnfosterBlizzard II: oh, so it was YOU with the flare gun, eh Cat? Dexter Fong: Klok: SAtill snowing steaedily since 5pm...take the over on 7 inches Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: There is a bootleg of that Montreaux show Charles Throat: OLD you ;) stephnfosterBlizzard II: looks like we're executing out of order or something Dexter Fong: Yo' hands goes on de record Rotonoto: Suzy Creamcheese- What's got into you? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Who are the Brain Police? Rotonoto: .. Dexter Fong: Not you Mistah Roto Charles Throat: Jimmy Carl's still a wildman, talked to him a couple of weeks ago Rotonoto: .. stephnfosterBlizzard II: good point, JP. name three.. Charles Throat: Almost got to go tour with him last winter in Europe ||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with otonotoR close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. Dexter Fong: Roto make many appreances...substantially still Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Brain chiggers, I might be able to name... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Woody 1: Well, I'm climbing to my bed. Yes. I live in a tree. And yes. I'm a pig. Night yall.
stephnfosterBlizzard II got to hear rare 1993 interview by WBAI with Nina Simone today. ROFL. She was in Europe and *not* in a good mood... Dexter Fong: I name all my chiggers boy Rotonoto: don't take any wooden CD's... Charles Throat: Take care of your woody Bambi: night woody Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Knock on yourself, Woody Dexter Fong: Night Woody Charles Throat: They don't have names, they're all the same Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: No wooden CDs unless they're made by Mike Keneally Boney: Nite Woody 1: Oh yeah. Until I return to my lady tomorrow. stephnfosterBlizzard II: well, Roto, you're looking very myssemtrical tonight... Dexter Fong: CT: lol Rotonoto: indeed- stupid browser window stopped updating so my alter ego went in to check... ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:02 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Woody 1 by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Brain farts on the web tonight cease: anyone watching peter jennings board a ufo? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Brain farts on the web tonight cease: ok am i on now? Charles Throat: Johnny, another Keneally fan! There are only about 5 of us, ya know otonotoR: .. Dexter Fong: Keep getting dropped by chat ???? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: No names?! Those must be Brain Chinchillas... Bambi: you noticed that too, huh? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Mike is da shit, CT Bambi: lost the gateway apparently Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It's that DAMN time warp! ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:04 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Rotonoto: ...is this microphone on? Thank you, Senator... Charles Throat: my screen keeps freezing Dexter Fong: Don't turn you back on me Roto, I know you Bambi: hi Dave Dave: hello all, DC was fucking awesome providing I agreed with what was being said, which was some of the time, how is everyone, saw I missed Ken's triumphant return, but he's gone againe it seems Charles Throat: Got that right johnny Dexter Fong: Hey Dave Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yo, Dave! Rotonoto: DC? Dave: hey Dex, need to private message you with a question Rotonoto: (hi Dave) Dexter Fong: Dick Clark? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: "Dog" & "Wooden Smoke" are often in play here at the LlamaLab Charles Throat: Johnny ever check out Brian Beller's website? Dexter Fong: Dave: Fire away Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You bet, I've been to Beller otonotoR: like a little flower... Charles Throat: Love his stories about Z Rotonoto: .. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You bet, I've been to Beller Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yet another lock-up ||||||||| At 11:06 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, otonotoR!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: And how's about that Nick D'Virgilio? Dexter Fong: Fourth damn time I've been dropped Charles Throat: I give up, gonna go drink some tequila in honor of Hunter - later all Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It's all the Catholics worried about the Pope Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Nite, CT stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite CT Rotonoto: nite Charles Dave: oops then you probably missed my message dex
stephnfosterBlizzard II needs to reset himself...back quickly ||||||||| At 11:08 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, stephnfosterBlizzard II!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Bambi: night CT ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and stephnfosterBlizzard II disembarks at 11:08 PM. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: And you can take your hands right off of them! Bambi: night Klok? Bambi: ok...see ya in a minute Bambi: and there ya are stephnfosterBlizzard II: yep; inside, I'm tanned, handsome... Dexter Fong: Klok is in 2 plqces a once Rotonoto: welcome to Side Five Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You ARE amazing! ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| CharlesThroat - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| cease - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Boney - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... cease: i was cut off Dexter Fong: Reaper's run amock!! Dave: a massive reep cease: i'm back Rotonoto: it's no good- they're tapping the lines... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Awful lot of death going 'round
stephnfosterBlizzard II wasn't cut, but got frozen three times cease: i think i got abucted by a ufo. thankfully they put me back so i can keep chatting Dexter Fong: Roto: They're taping the lines to make them waterproof cease: yeah johnny, it always does Rotonoto: ohhhh- taping. I seeeee! ;-) Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming... Rotonoto: Bozoette went a second time to supermarket today... cease: but we' re not finally on our own. the ets are here. somewhere Rotonoto: got into conversation with clerk... Dave: hey did Ken say how long he'd be gone this time? not sure if I should call him, I could I suppose, just don't know when or what his schedule is Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: In the eggs, cat Rotonoto: woman with dementia used to come in multi times every day, put same order on credit card... stephnfosterBlizzard II: Dave - he gets something like 2 days' vacation per 21 on the road, or something like that, so it'll be awhile Rotonoto: they had to rat her out to her son... ||||||||| Catherwood announces "It's 11:13 PM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and Phil Austin plummets onto the oriental shag rug. cease: wow ||||||||| Outside, the 11:13 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: the aliens have landed Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yo Phil! Rotonoto: hat at least made Bozoette not feel quite so dorky- or forgetful. Phil Austin: evening whoever's here stephnfosterBlizzard II: he is trapped in a parking lot near Quebec border waiting for a shipment from Canada to get thru customs Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: No hot-doggin' Boney: I just opened a fortune cookie... "There is plenty of free parking in your rear." I don't get it. What's THAT supposed to mean? cease: hi phil Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It means that you drive a "Dementia" ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd disembarks at 11:14 PM. stephnfosterBlizzard II: he's freezing his a** off there, it was -10ºF there last night and not much better tonight; he called me just as the chat had started cease: ah clem and bambi play Roller Maidens and magically who shows up? llanwydd: Howdy cease: it's almost magical Rotonoto: want to learn how to make an attractive bookend from a shoebox and a brick? stephnfosterBlizzard II: evening Phil Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What's the latest, Phil? llanwydd: good to see you phil Phil Austin: catching up. been a long time since i've been here stephnfosterBlizzard II: dynamite show in marin, enjoyed it immensely, even with the tibetan writers Bambi: hi Phil ... good to see ya! Dave: good god, it's 11 something there or whatever so it's probably too late, never sure when to call him Dave: hey Phil cease: have you recovered from the tour? can you imagine doing more? stephnfosterBlizzard II: do it before midnight EST, Dave Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Yeah, come out into the hills! Rotonoto: dem hills be dangerouse... Phil Austin: ah, the tour. lord god, where to begin even Dave: you think? ok I suppose I can call him tomorrow night Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Begin at the beginning, or perhaps the beguine cease: where-ever you like Rotonoto: speak in a soft, natural voice directly into the microphone... cease: i posted the vid i took of you and the guys and gals in the lobby after the show. i wanted to ask you if that's oona's brother in the footage. Dexter Fong: Hi Phil cease: at your leisure Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: ...before the beginning... Phil Austin: well, Bri-merlyn turned out to be the workhorse of the whole unit. He pitched in on merchandising starting with Portland and manhandled the merchandise. Talk about someone overqualified for a job ... Dexter Fong: Wife went to the theater tonight, Richard pryor seated right behind her Dave: come to Colorado please, you know, the lonely conservative state here where no one knows of you guys unfortunately, but Boulder would welcome you Phil Austin: cat: I haven't looked at it yet, but I will. Oona's brother is a big smiling bald guy with an odd sense of humor cease: a labour of love i['m sure, phil Charles Throat: Oh my, hello, Phil Phil Austin: dex: had no idea that pryor was able to go anywhere. this seems like good news llanwydd: It was just too hard to catch the tour since I'm in the far east stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil -- it seems like there may have been an excess of those in the video... ;-) Dexter Fong: Phil: He was rolled and then carried in Phil Austin: it was big fun to see cat and tom and lili and bunnyboy at Seattle Bambi: hi llanwydd cease: i was stunned/annoyed thatr the aspen comedy thing happened the week after your tour without inviting you. it would have been a perfect confluence llanwydd: hi bambi stephnfosterBlizzard II: darn, here comes the benediction... Dexter Fong: IIan: will email you soon about rent control Bambi: yeah, ah,clem was getting tuckered out ... after having the flu Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Wow, it got quiet all of a sudden llanwydd: thanks dex Phil Austin: i think aspen, because they need to make a tv show, must attract higher profile comedians than fst Charles Throat: Awestruck cease: i see Dexter Fong: Awe strucks Bambi: played Roller Maidens tonight Phil Bambi: and Cat's Red Shift earlier too ah,clem: Hi Phil, Charles Throat: Phil utterly pointless trivia question, ignore if you want... Dexter Fong: an' I listened Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Geez, the legendary FST isn't legendary enough for Aspen Dexter Fong: Aspen: The City where legends die Charles Throat: Is the toy robot in Martisn Space Party the one Proctor gave you in the radio show right after the earthquake? stephnfosterBlizzard II: and Giant Rat, Bambi -- don't forget Giant Rat Rotonoto: er- in this era of 'right shift'? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Good point, Dex cease: as sam's wedding, ossman told me that the pbs thing would make or break the firesigns. it didnt make you and you're still not broken Bambi: yes, and of course Gian Rat :-) Dexter Fong: Charles: What great timing =))))))) Rotonoto: but right shift leads inevitably to cariage return... stephnfosterBlizzard II: nice piece in NYT this week about Aspen now full of people who don't "get" Hunter T. Charles Throat: No kidding, insert hero worship here Dave: yeah fucking 5 hrs from me, a hell of a bus trip and scary car ride cease: he got 40% of the aspen vote. says something good about the place Bambi: playing FST during the Thursday night chat is great fun Phil Austin: I don't think they want legendary per se. they want high profile legendary, Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Point taken, Phil Charles Throat: But you're pretty tall cease: to sell to the advertisers of course, phil stephnfosterBlizzard II: something they can market six different ways while paying the artist only for four... Phil Austin: bambi: roller maidens, eh? thanks Dexter Fong: Welcome to the Recently dead Great Artists concert cease: so they can afford to pay oona to make their food look edible Dave: yeah, something that people will get on the first listen Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Well, no one wants to think about their entertainment, do they? Dave: or that's visually humorous, which of course is the worst kind of comedy Charles Throat: Oona looks fantastic in EYKIW Bambi: our pleasure Phil :-) ah,clem: thanks for listening, everyone, and tune in next week Dexter Fong: Feel better Ah stephnfosterBlizzard II: some of the edgy parts before 10PM, though ;-)) Just a few minutes though...(not that it matters, but Clem sounds like he wants to do the Rules ;-) Phil Austin: oooooona is this week doing food for the latest series of Subway ads starring the immortal Jared. Talk about high profile ... Bambi: now you need to do the spyware cartel wars album Dexter Fong: Ajred and Ooona starring in an underground movie Boney: I'm sorry. I misread the fortune cookie. It says "There is plenty of free parking in THE rear." I don't still don't get it. cease: wow ah,clem: and thanks, phil, phil phil and phil, for the audio Dexter Fong: "I was Miss Subways" Charles Throat: Don't forget Phil ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Tazmutt disembarks at 11:29 PM. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Okay, everybody - free parking at Boney's rear! Phil Austin: dave exhibits an understandable prejudice against the visual. My feelings as well, by the way. I keep trying to convince fst that they're up there to be listened to and they don't need funny hats and wigs, but I lose everytime. Of course, I'm not talki
stephnfosterBlizzard II almost missed Subway tonight, but managed to motor through the snow for a footlong Bambi: Hi Tazmutt Dexter Fong: A Taamuttian Devil Boney: I'll never forget Phil. Bambi: can't forget that bozoette Tazmutt: Hi there Dave: well gentle ladies and strange creapy men and others I shanty mention, I must be going, been fun chatting it up with the crowd, sorry I can't stay longer, keep it real and damn the fake plastic trees and all that Phil Austin: ng about the immortal Bebop and Nick hats Charles Throat: Phil I've always agreed with your vision of FST - but still enjoy it all Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: But he left out a Hungerdunger...and the most important one, too stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Dave! Boney: Boney's rear is parked in front of a peecee. ah,clem: yea, dex, much better now cease: i saw tommy chong in the marijuna logs here in van last friday phil Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: See ya, Dave cease: w few wigs and tunes couljd have helped. Charles Throat: Got my Big Book of Plays right here Bambi: ah, Nicky ... my favorite 3rd Eye :-) Boney: How can my rear be parked in front of something? Dexter Fong: Dave: watch out for The Christian Right Charles Throat: Marijuana logs? Where? Dave: well Phil it's cause you did the radio gig, and that should be used in live performances because if people dig the visual too much they don't get anything out of it cease: one sound effect, a phone in the age of cell tunes, and a tune somewhere in a long show of basciallyjust htem reading Rotonoto: nite Dave- keep and reuse the little umbrella- we'll give you a discount on your next drink Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: It comes in logs in this country stephnfosterBlizzard II: the visual stuff on Wierdly Cool helped a lot, Phil! Brought new dimensions to some of the old stuff Charles Throat: Is that lik a big Thai stick? llanwydd: well how do you know its the sam chong, cat? Dave: I'm actually around for a bit longer cease: far far from theatre, though tommy quite elooquent when talknig about his prison expereicne Dexter Fong: Boney: Look over your shoulder into the mirror llanwydd: I meant SAME chong Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Dave, we've noticed you're a bit longer... cease: he was the same. i met him a few times in the ealry 70s. his family live not far from me Phil Austin: cat: Peter Jason, an actor friend of mine (currently in Deadwood) and he said he heard from tommy recently (actually it was the gorgeous chong daughter, I forget her name, to get ready Charles Throat: I had to come back when those red letters appeared Charles Throat: Rae Dawn stephnfosterBlizzard II: (of course, my favorite Wierdly Cool visual effect was that poor woman doing the pledge drive on WLIW, who started with a "deer in the headlights" look on her face and I swear it got more intense as the time went by) cease: rae dawn? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Rae Dawn? Bambi: but there's nothing like being able to imagine who everything looks and feels ... like old time radio ... it has a charm that can't be taken away and can never be replaced Phil Austin: to reprise his role as one of the two cops in Up In Smoke. Supposedly Richie Cheech has agreed ... Bambi: MTV actually ruined many good songs imho Boney: a thai stick? a greek urn? Tazmutt: I guess I don't quite get it - help! ah,clem: BRB Rotonoto: bambi- amen! (and haleluyah!) ||||||||| At 11:33 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Charles Throat: MTV ruined many good YEARS Phil Austin: rae dawn, yes Dave: amen Bambi, that's why I love it so much, only wish I had more time ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:34 PM, dragging ah,clem by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" cease: i thlught their show could have vastly benefitted from a few more effects and musical cues. you guys did a whole show!
Bambi gets down from soapbox now ;-) Charles Throat: I suppose I'll never get to see you guys... dammit Boney: Mr Austin, the world wants to know your reaction to Dr Thompson's suicide. And I'm hoping this poop hasn't been scooped. Dexter Fong: Charles: Pictures available in the lobby Charles Throat: I'm drinking my reaction ah,clem: clem aplauds Bambi cease: its much easier to boil down the movie tommy chong to a stage presence than to expand the firesign aural experieince to anything as visually compelling. Boney: that's new journalistic slang Bambi: there goes, ah,clem shattering glass again lol cease: perhaps not possible, but certainly worth trying Charles Throat: Cold comfort, Dexter Boney: or is that neo gonzoistic slang Dave: ok now I've gotta go, been great guys, hope to catch you all next week for a little longer of a visit, I need more FST material, hmmm..will look in to it, chao ciao bye bye stephnfosterBlizzard II:Quest for Fire Bambi: lol Dexter Fong: Chrles: A quality I spedcialize in ah,clem: night dave Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Cheers, Dave ||||||||| At 11:36 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dave!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Bambi: ah, shucks ah,clem :-) cease: you should have talked to phil about old detective, dave Dexter Fong: Night Dave Phil Austin: was there anyone more suited for suicide than thompson? There's some nice symmetry to it Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: More of that glass... ah,clem: hey JP, why are you detuned tonight? Phil Austin: night, Dave Rotonoto: ah clem ala MASH: "I think 'The Wind' just broke his leg" Charles Throat: George Bush, maybe? Boney: banzi buckaroo ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bightrethighrehighre disembarks at 11:37 PM. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Been recording, Clem. Phil knows what that studio burnout is like... Dexter Fong: Phil: Perhaps too obvious but Don Imus played a song for HST, Happiness is a warm gun" Bightrethighrehighre: Oye yeayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! ah,clem: other way around Boney llanwydd: hey big! Charles Throat: Perhaps indeed Boney: or is that fonzi banzai stephnfosterBlizzard II: hmmm. seemed to me he was kind of "beyond" that in his presence, but then it's hard to figure how he's go off. the canon thing is neat, though Phil Austin: I wish for studio burnout. I miss that world Bambi: gotta love those old Box 13 detective shows with Alan Ladd, and X-Minus One scifi, and can't forget War of the Worlds Charles Throat: As do we all, Phil Bightrethighrehighre: k-pasa ameeeegoessssssss.... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Cross the ol' fingers, Phil. I believe there's always another one... stephnfosterBlizzard II: Charles -- Paranoise: send Bush back to god Boney: ponzi bonei Dexter Fong: Studio Burnout; Where over the hill rockstars come to play out their fianl riffs Bambi: there are so many great OTR shows out there Charles Throat: Just don't send the bastard back to Texas - we've done our time Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: LOL, Dex cease: x minus one was my childhood friend ah,clem: yes, Phil, know what ya mean,` (studio) Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Leavin', Biggie? Dexter Fong: I knew X Rotonoto: nice, Dex- upscale Boney: what's your reaction to a Peter Bergman Yoko One world tour? stephnfosterBlizzard II: Studio Burnout -- was that the one next to Studio 54 or Power Station? Dexter Fong: Roto: And not otned down Boney: ...and does Nick Danger suspect foul play? cease: Oh No! Charles Throat: Wasn't Machine Head recorded there? llanwydd: Big, your name is fascinating I got to tell you. Not least that you can remember it. I'm dying know what it means Bightrethighrehighre: Johnny: just gettin' started.... Whoooooooooo-Ahhhhhhhhh!! Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: The case of the missing Yokos Dexter Fong: Klok: The one where they recorded "Smoke on the Water" Rotonoto: play those minor chords, play... Boney: I think my Yokos are scrambled ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bozoette disembarks at 11:41 PM. Charles Throat: Beat ya to it Dex ;) stephnfosterBlizzard II: I thought that one burned down, Dex cease: Yukos? Have a case of oil beer, mr. putin Bambi: hi Bozoette Boney: OnO. Bozo nO-nO stephnfosterBlizzard II: yikes! Bozoette graces us with her presents! Bozoette: Hi Bambi llanwydd: you never forget... cease: bozoette Rotonoto: the gang's all here- hi 'zette! Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What did ya bring us, Bozoette? Dexter Fong: Smoke recorded by Deep Puprle which preceeds Machien Head =) Bozoette: hi Roto Boney: YokOhama mAmA Dexter Fong: Howdy Miss Ette Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Phil's fadin' out... Rotonoto: .. Dexter Fong: It's been such a long exposition you know? stephnfosterBlizzard II: Dex - snow still coming down like mad, over 4" now Phil Austin: still here, just working on the final financial accounting for the tour ah,clem: gotta get away from this for awhile, been running the board since 9, and you guys talking too fast..will read the cheese log Charles Throat: umm Dex... It's ON Machine Head ;) stephnfosterBlizzard II: I haven't slept a wink... Boney: is it because I misspelled Yoko's surname? Dexter Fong: Klok: Giving 6 to 5 on 7 1/2 inches stephnfosterBlizzard II: there's no accounting for it? ah,clem: good night all Phil Austin: stepenfoster: where are you that it's snowing? llanwydd: having snow up my way as well Phil Austin: night, ah Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Been workin' on the band's third album...did some vocal & bass tracks tonight. Rotonoto: nite clem stephnfosterBlizzard II: toad island, just short of massagravy Dexter Fong: Charles: Ooops thought it was the band "Machine Head" Recongnize loosing props Charles Throat: No snow in Texas, come on down ah,clem :) Dexter Fong: Night Clem, thanks as always stephnfosterBlizzard II: phil - before (this afternoon): http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0003smaller.jpg Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Later, Clem Charles Throat: What band Johnny? Boney: the next generation of gonzo journalist is beyond substance abuse... instead the gonzo journalist of today abuses high technology. stephnfosterBlizzard II: after: (about 9:45PM) - http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2005_0224Image0009smaller.jpg Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: My band, The Oohs. Listen to stuff at http://www.myspace.com/theoohs Rotonoto: here in mid-Atlantic, a dusting, 3-5 inches of the stuff Boney: jack in, jack off Dexter Fong: Boney: and in turn is abused by it Phil Austin: steve: is that your driveway? cease: i think you're wrong, boney Charles Throat: Mine is Geronimo Black - the reincarnation ;) I will give yours a listen llanwydd: toad island sounds familiar actually cease: the substances just change stephnfosterBlizzard II: the next generation of gonzo journalists seem not to be, like Jeff Gannon... stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil - yep, or was ;-)) Bambi: night all ... worked on computer this morning and appt and nearly 2 1/2 hrs on the road today ... falling asleep at my keyboard. Great to see you all... and to get to see you again too Phil! Always a pleasure. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: That would explain the Jimmy Carl Black refs. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Good night, Bambi... Rotonoto: "...near Wash DC but Waaaay outside the beltway..." stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Bambi Bozoette: There's more than 5 inches on my street Charles Throat: That's actually his son's name... our guitarist ||||||||| 11:46 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Boney: Gannon wasn't gonzo. He was a perfectly content and happy sadomascochist Rotonoto: nite bam Dexter Fong: Night Bambi: Remember to take cover Phil Austin: you mean.... to Bambi? goodnight llanwydd: nite bambi Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What kind of stuff you doin' in GB, CT? stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil - Rhode Island here slated to get 7"+, but from Dex's report in NYC farther west in the storm, seems like it'll be worse than that Boney: That's Peter Bergman Yoko OnO world tour Bambi: LOL ... nytol :-) ||||||||| Bambi says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bambi exits at 11:47 PM. Charles Throat: Blues rock - slash - alternative - I play keys Phil Austin: its been raining like hell would rain if it could here in the Hopeless Hills Boney: nite Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Me too (keys) - our original stuff is Beatlesque pop Dexter Fong: afk for empty and refill Phil Austin: no snow though, more's the pity llanwydd: I'm about 300 miles directly north of dex and I'm scheduled for the same weather patterns Boney: it alway rains like this in Raymond Chandler novels Charles Throat: It's a pity we have to meet like this stephnfosterBlizzard II: yeah, Phil, a few weeks back I was listening to KCRW and they had Ann Lit doing the morning show because there was a giant boulder in the middle of Topanga Canyon road and the regular DJ couldn't get out Boney: new keyboard... still breaking it in Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Well, you gotta do it SOMEWHERE Charles Throat: Cool Johnny I wioll definitely give it a listen Bightrethighrehighre: Night, nite, peeps....gotta go "Q" chicken breasts....chickens scared by oysters....y'know.... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Now you're leavin', Biggie...enjoy the fowl! stephnfosterBlizzard II: (I was immediately reminded of Nick Danger and "...Dwarf..." -- "...or he couldn't get out...") llanwydd: nite big Rotonoto: later, big Bozoette: Gotta go - goodnight all ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tazmutt - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: the menus turned into an art form on this tour Charles Throat: Bi bozoette Boney: now I can't get Ray Manzarek out of my head Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Night, B'z'ette stephnfosterBlizzard II: Phil -- I can arrange to send you some. Quite a bit, actually; specially prepared with custom spices... You could do an Aaron Spelling imitation, make a faux winter tableau... Rotonoto: nite 'ette Bightrethighrehighre: "....I'm so glad we had this time together....".... ||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre rushes off, saying "11:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" cease: is he still lighting your fire, boney? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Oh, yank on your ear already, Carol cease: ette stephnfosterBlizzard II: in a Robert Frost sense, I rather prefer the snow, though -- at least there are no hillsides threatening to come through my house... Charles Throat: Insert more breathless obligatory hero worship here Phil Austin: I went to school with manzarek for a couple of years. didn't really know him, but distinctly remember him playing "what I say" at a party in westwood Rotonoto: snow blowers ng at all on hillsides... cease: which would you prefer, hostile neighbourts or soon to dissolve land?
Dexter Fong when the yanks are ear over ear cease: the world is going tthat way Boney: if you give this man a ride sweet emily will die
stephnfosterBlizzard II has always enjoyed an electronic "Carmina Burana" M. did on Newport Classics Charles Throat: Him and that damn Fender keyboard bass Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Family, not Emily! Rotonoto: .. ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:53 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bozoette by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door stephnfosterBlizzard II: Roto -- depends on how big they are. One on Cape Breton one winter just about ate my Tercel... Dexter Fong: Moster Snow Blower Races cease: to paraphrase the fab furry freak bros you read on i think hour hour, memories can get you through times of no memories better than no memories can get you through times of memory Charles Throat: Boney, a Leon Russel pun! I love you! Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Uh-oh, my monitor is doing weird stuff...I guess I'll have to read the handsome simulfax copy of our words later... Dexter Fong: Cat: I remember/dont remember that Rotonoto: .. Boney: Sweet memory will die stephnfosterBlizzard II: Cat - there seems to be a reduced number of objects in your paraphrase cease: dope can get you through times of money better than money can get you through times of no dope. it might have been proctor who read that but i remember austin Boney: Emily! Dr Memory! Charles Throat: I love the Dear Friends show that began with "Welcome to Hollywood" Dexter Fong: It was the times. it was the ...uh times Charles Throat: But Leon never will - saw him last year - grew up in Tulsa Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Kinda like King Crimson's "Happy To Be Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With" Boney: Most people who heard that song probably thought it was Emily Rotonoto: nice touch by Merlyn- window changes color when you send side-messages on this hat- neato! Dexter Fong: Joohnny: Talk that Happy talk Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: See Emily play.... Boney: In memory of the doctor Charles Throat: Emily was a huge gal, friend of Leon's Rotonoto: on this *chat* (no not sex with my hat) Boney: was she related to Bertha O Nation? Dexter Fong: Oh Roto : You hat change color, like face cease: roll away the stone llanwydd: johnny is that from ConstruKCtion or whatever it was? stephnfosterBlizzard II: color looks the same to me, Roto Rotonoto: like little flower, yes... Charles Throat: Might have been, or Mountain Girl Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Close, llan - the next one - Power To Believe Boney: bertha don't you come around here anymore stephnfosterBlizzard II: have to wait until next month for that, Cat -- unless you're shooting the story out of sequence Dexter Fong: Bertha! You tell Whitney to stay away too Charles Throat: Phiul just say "hi" and I'll die happy Rotonoto: try sending a side message to me- you'll see this new feature cease: what? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Calzone disembarks at 11:58 PM.
stephnfosterBlizzard II never realized the power of Hollywood until microprocessors started executing instructions out of sequence... Phil Austin: throat; hi, don't die, be happy though Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Is it a road case, or some Italian food? llanwydd: hi cal Dexter Fong: Your now in the Cal Zone Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Cue the Bernard Herrman music Calzone: Cal is in the Zone Charles Throat: My son got me into a language called Brainfuck - pretty fun if you're into Turing machines stephnfosterBlizzard II: how did he get two 'r's? Dexter Fong: Give Cal the ball Boney: if you give this man a ride doctor memory will die Charles Throat: Man, believe me, now I am... thank you from a hardcore fan Rotonoto: shortstop or italian goodies? stephnfosterBlizzard II: Charles -- is it better than l33tspeak or SMS English? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Always had two, as far as I recall cease: riders on the storm and drung stephnfosterBlizzard II: LOL, cat ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Rotonoto: it's austerity- down from former three r's... Dexter Fong: Here aboard the HMS English, we speak your language Charles Throat: It's pretty wild, check it out - he's 17 and a hardcore FST fan too Boney: you must be wondering why I've called all of you here today stephnfosterBlizzard II: or maybe riders and pink pages on the storm and drung... Charles Throat: Unfortunately he has cancer too - but he's gonna be OK Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: What's in your rider? Rotonoto: readin', writin', and ahhh, ahh, ahhhhhhhh... stephnfosterBlizzard II: SMS English used for texting on cell phones (xcept in USA where it doesn't pay) Boney: he had a sickingly pale parlour Rotonoto: chooo! stephnfosterBlizzard II: yes, to live... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: ...said the spider to the fly llanwydd: pale parlour?! Dexter Fong: perhpas to eat Charles Throat: We all sat and watched Martian Space Party the other night Calzone: chooo-chooo, all aboard Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: pallor? cease: perchance to dream Dexter Fong: Eat those perhpas Charles Throat: the kids had never seen real hippies before LOL
stephnfosterBlizzard II hates perlpas. Also plantains and escargot.... Rotonoto: pallid? Boney: pallor comedy? Rotonoto: palateble? potable? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Singe 'em! Rotonoto: palatable Dexter Fong: Charles: Just don't let 'em see Hipsters...they're not ready for the truth Charles Throat: What, the squirrels? Boney: Sir Rynge stephnfosterBlizzard II: show some backbone Johnny! llanwydd: you all sat and watched it, hm? Better than running around the house and watching it cease: i saw the best minds of my generation Charles Throat: Dex MSP was quite "real" enough Rotonoto: oh Johnny, oh Johnny, oh... Phil Austin: forget who mentioned turing. just been reading about his odd contributions to biology Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Nah, I'm into jellyfish Charles Throat: Me! Me! Me! Boney: Backbone? Ha! I've got the trunk hotwired into my brain Charles Throat: What was that phil? Charles Throat: Hard to keep them on your fork Dexter Fong: I just made a contribution to biology at my local sperm bank Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Fresh cheese - thin, very thin Rotonoto: take her in for regrooving Boney: My thoughts can dictate memos in 3D fonts Calzone: Must blast outa here - see ya stephnfosterBlizzard II: most of his contributions were odd, weren't they? even before Bletchley Park/Enigma/Colossus/etc.? llanwydd: nite cal Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Back to the shadows with ye, Cal Dexter Fong: Night Cal Rotonoto: bye cal- bring pizza next time... Boney: Nite stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Cal Charles Throat: Pizza - THAT'S what I need after all this tequila Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Maybe a cannoli...
Dexter Fong sings "Bring....bring a little pizza my heart ||||||||| At 12:07 AM, Calzone runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Rotonoto: ...but I can't get these noneckers to reboot... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: You hormoned 'em, Roto stephnfosterBlizzard II: oh, forgot to mention -- I asked Ken did he have supplies and he said he'd ordered a small Calzone at some Italian place nearby and it was nearly a foot long Rotonoto: you made me do it! Charles Throat: Bend, boys, bend Dexter Fong: Hell Roto; I can't get these Rebars to Neck Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Oh, my Neck! Rotonoto: swim, swim, swim... stephnfosterBlizzard II: ...so he has the remainder of the Calzone and a 2-liter soda to make it through the night. No problem unless he needs a toilet... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Shift yer organs, Roto Dexter Fong: Swim to your local sperm bank Boney: someone ask Phil a question about his dogs Rotonoto: oh I'm just a little roadie, sitting in my van... Charles Throat: Wife is ordering pizza as we speak cease: very good, roto Dexter Fong: Phil: Ruff! Woof, woof, grrrrgh? cease: you got my email, roto? llanwydd: do you get a toaster oven if you open an account dex? Rotonoto: Phil: Come on in. Sit. Stay... Rotonoto: per, cat Charles Throat: so to speak Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Did you finally name the last dog, Phil? stephnfosterBlizzard II: woof! Rotonoto: (yeper, cat) Dexter Fong: Ilan: Don't open anything on account of me...Not Responsible Boney: tell your dogs there's plenty of room for parking in the rear Charles Throat: Thank Grid for Dominos Rotonoto: slowly formulating my reply... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Keep you warm...a three dog night in the rear llanwydd: Park and Lock it! Rotonoto: sounds like you have a pretty full plate already Dexter Fong: Boney: Do they have Valet parking in the rear? stephnfosterBlizzard II: always one for formulaic responses, eh? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Domino's comin' with shorts 'n' quarts... Boney: dogs don't need your stinking valets Rotonoto: peach pits- see our boy in the back... Charles Throat: They never come up into the HILLS! Dexter Fong: E=MS Squared Boney: although they very much appreciate your stinking rear llanwydd: these guys Rotonoto: no, Dex- pie are round, Pig Newton are square... Boney: down boy Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Unless they're crotch-sniffers stephnfosterBlizzard II: microsoft always gets a power function, doesn't it? Charles Throat: Phil it's very cool how you're always talking about Oona - I have one like that too Dexter Fong: Roto: Loved Pig Newton when he was with the Raisin Dea Dexter Fong: Dead Charles Throat: Orders pizza for me when I'm drunk Boney: who needs drugs or the internet when you've got a nose like that? Rotonoto: ah, yes- good friend of the Dali Raisin... stephnfosterBlizzard II: or, in the case of Fear and Loathing, unless they're crotch-rippers! Charles Throat: Marijuana Logs! Like cheese logs only they don't hurt when they hit you Boney: Nixon! Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Osirus! What has happened to your nose? Dexter Fong: The Dali Raisin Deat' Rotonoto: what's to be found under such a warm log? llanwydd: worms out of a hot... Boney: That wuz from Buffalo Charles Throat: How high is he raisin? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: The Dali Llama Charles Throat: Enough to be high profile? (callback time) Rotonoto: well hello, Dali... cease: dali, karma biter Dexter Fong: Quidado!!!! Raisins cease: ghtener stephnfosterBlizzard II: Boney -- oops. I better start drinking my beers for the night Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Turn it on, Salvador stephnfosterBlizzard II: screwing up that much is inexcusable sober... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Phil's fadin' like a Cheshire cat stephnfosterBlizzard II: ah, the roar of the greaspaint, the smell of the plow: my tax money at work! slow men working to the rescue! Dexter Fong: Or an Old Nanny Tintype Charles Throat: Still grinnin' though Boney: the best doberman actor I've ever seen in that movie... albeit a closet bitch, I suspect. Rotonoto: how much are those raisin dolls going for on Ebay lately? stephnfosterBlizzard II: have some pity, Johnny; he's trying to account for himself Charles Throat: Last thing I bought on Ebay was a Dear Friends LP for $120 llanwydd: anybody here know the dalai lama? Dexter Fong: Boney: You talking about Klaus Dobermann? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Pity delivered...in 30 minutes or less or your money back Phil Austin: hey big: I've got a private message from you but can't reply if you're not showing up in the "online" area Dexter Fong: Empathy, the new fast acting pity Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: With real emotional content Charles Throat: Has it been 30 minutes yet? I'm hungry Rotonoto: He's twenty-thirty minutes gone, Phil stephnfosterBlizzard II: I usually take mine in time-release form, Dex Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Check Mickey, CT Rotonoto: I always notice them late myself... Dexter Fong: Phil: Looks like big checked out, and he didn't leave a forwarding addres Charles Throat: Big letdown Dexter Fong: Big build up stephnfosterBlizzard II: but he left it, no doubt, to help with... Rotonoto: Pink Motel burned down... Phil Austin: got it. I've been elsewhere. now i feel rude about not answering him cease: that's not a dress. it's a kilt Boney: smoke on the water Charles Throat: Fireheads in the sky Dexter Fong: Don't feel rude, be rude at Rotonotos school of insolence Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: If he wanted an answer, he should have stuck around stephnfosterBlizzard II: pass me a new flare gun. this one's got no edge to it! Charles Throat: It's incredibly generous of you to be here at all Phil Rotonoto: Merlyn added a little software finesse on the chat- it turns a different color if you PM to someone in the chat Boney: Phil, is it something he didn't want the whole class to hear? Charles Throat: More than some people I could name... Dexter Fong: Oh Klok: You got real flair now Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Saw that color thang last week when messaging Ken Rotonoto: we give double discounts and Multiple Identity stamps! stephnfosterBlizzard II: no, I hate them. you write something, get water on it and it's ruined Charles Throat: It's hard to act cool when I'm all flashed out Dexter Fong: De govmint been stampi' on my identity for long time now Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I'll stay with Sharpie Rotonoto: sneaky Merlyn, always fine tuning everything... Boney: The whole world wants to know what you thought of the doberman actor in Where the Buffalo Roam stephnfosterBlizzard II: you can xerox it, but if you live in Texas, then it'll stick to the car seat when you go in to get groceries Charles Throat: and drunk llanwydd: what do you save your MI stamps for? Rotonoto: why, a personality transplant, natch! Charles Throat: Hey be cool about Texas... after all, we gave you Georgie boy Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Oh, gee...thanks for that, Texas. Rotonoto: gee, t'anls... Boney: we now return you to Little Louie and his Continental Cocktails Rotonoto: t'anks... Charles Throat: lol Dexter Fong: Charles: I'll trade him for 2 Jack Rubies Charles Throat: And we don't want him back, got that straight? Rotonoto: we don;t want store credit, we want a refund!! Dexter Fong: ...and a fraftie to be named "Later" Dexter Fong: draftie Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Reminds me of the Campaign Chronicles bit where Bergman rhymes Bush with "slush" as in Slush Funds... Rotonoto: fraftie+ frothy drink? Charles Throat: You can trade him at Balliol Brothers for a bottle of yellow shoe polish Dexter Fong: drothy frink? Boney: sorry, only one question per family Rotonoto: not available in Sector R after the curfew... Dexter Fong: Drofhy frink!! Charles Throat: Watch yo mouth Charles Throat: Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck Dexter Fong: Tick Tock Rotonoto: is this microphone on? Thank you, Senator... Phil Austin: night everyone. we've got to get up at four thirty. night night ||||||||| At 12:26 AM, Phil Austin vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: But I was talkin' about Shaft... Rotonoto: nite Phil Boney: wash your mouth while you're at it Dexter Fong: Night Phil... cease: night phil Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Night Phil - good to see -er, read you again! Charles Throat: Well, my life is complete now
Dexter Fong thinks an ungody hour Boney: Nite Phil cease: that was nice Charles Throat: Sad, isn't it? Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Waiting for Ungody llanwydd: that's hilarious! stephnfosterBlizzard II: yes, but with our new Biometric Passports, everyone with the right gear can suck away your whole ID stephnfosterBlizzard II: bye Phil Charles Throat: I feel about him the way bhe probably feels about the Beatles Dexter Fong: Wating for Ugotzu Boney: big deal, I die every night. Rotonoto: well, it certainly *appeared* dangerous... (is this beating and clubbing a part of the dance?) Charles Throat: Night all, again, pizza time cease: club 54 where are you? Rotonoto: enjoy... stephnfosterBlizzard II: nitey, Chas, again Dexter Fong: Roto: Yes! But then you reborn again as lowly shellfish...bit mussels Rotonoto: das sum fad pizza mans... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I've got a good mind to join Club 54... stephnfosterBlizzard II: nice of Phil to visit! Dexter Fong: Neabt Boney stephnfosterBlizzard II: when the moon hits your eye... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Night, CT - nice talkin' with ya Boney: I'm glad he didn't blow his brain out. Dexter Fong: Johnny: Im a proud memeber of Club 65 llanwydd: I have a good mind to join Club 54 and hit you over the head with it! Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I have this lovely baby seal for you... Boney: Time to dogpaddle home Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: I'm in the Old, Fat & ugly CLub Dexter Fong: Ilan: You not admitted to Clkub 54,,,have to stand out side in street llanwydd: come next year Rotonoto: nobody will be permitted to leave during the last twenty minutes... Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: Ah, my Boney Boy...sleep against the windfall stephnfosterBlizzard II: a card-carrying member of USA Next, eh, Dex? Boney: I'd do the breast stroke but Esther Williams might sue me for sexual harrassment. Dexter Fong: Usa next, Klok; Time to show your cards Boney: in the next world Rotonoto: synchronized sex harassment lawsuits- twelve at a time Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: And I must go as well...morning comes early. Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano: See ya next time, gang ||||||||| Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano exits at 12:32 AM. Dexter Fong: Oh Roto! Not realize you have such powerful imzagination stephnfosterBlizzard II: you'd probably have her on a couple of technicalities, Boney stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite JP Boney: Congress and our President--no class action suits Dexter Fong: Laer Johnny Dexter Fong: Later stephnfosterBlizzard II: there are no classes in our society... llanwydd: I be get goin too. Next week! Boney: Emphasis on 'no class' and 'suits'
Dexter Fong believes refills have been effective Rotonoto: ...in Radio Prison they wash you brain of thisa single lawsuit, teach you to fill doxen minimum Rotonoto: dozen Rotonoto: file Dexter Fong: Oh Roto! You got real class action stephnfosterBlizzard II: (kwd has queued up, unread, article from this week's Economist worrying is Venezuela the next Cuba?) Boney: with dozen you get eggroll Rotonoto: yes, like little flower which stink... stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Ilan Rotonoto: nite lan Dexter Fong: Little flower only stink when beholder wqueeze too tight Boney: o yokO stephnfosterBlizzard II: I see from the news that our Dear Leader had a powerful message for those Europeans who agreed with him... cease: i love to turn you on Rotonoto: ah, true- in obvious joke imagery lie subtle secret... stephnfosterBlizzard II: they've now sent two acts over there and both of them laid an egg Dexter Fong: Turn me on but don't turn your back on me Rotonoto: song not work, dance not work- try war? stephnfosterBlizzard II: just don't turn on me, eh (are we now trapped in an A Ha song?) Dexter Fong: Two down...whiskey side....burn 'em Boney: I can't wait until this time next week when you explain what the subtle joke means Rotonoto: send 'em in fro regrooving... Dexter Fong: Frog roofing? Rotonoto: it so subtle a joke, not even Porridge Bird know... Boney: yoko onO eggroll stephnfosterBlizzard II: who explain? what joke? sfk has lost the context and and desperately seeking a SYN character... stephnfosterBlizzard II: roto - all options are on the table... cease: thanks for japan teacher thing, klok cease: its a very different world there now then when i lived there Boney: rock & roll yokohama mama Dexter Fong: sfk has lost contest too, but take home this lovely citizen version of our dangerous game Rotonoto: recommend Master Reset followed by penetrating search of all Logs for answer (so happen we find out tomorrow, next show) stephnfosterBlizzard II: from WSJ news summary: stephnfosterBlizzard II: stephnfosterBlizzard II: Quote of the Day stephnfosterBlizzard II: "They told us we could stay open if we liked but that nobody would be stephnfosterBlizzard II: allowed in the area. It did not seem to make much business sense," said stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bozo Vukoja, owner of a Croatian restaurant in Mainz, Germany, where stephnfosterBlizzard II: authorities have discouraged anyone living on the route of President stephnfosterBlizzard II: Bush's motorcade tomorrow from taking a peek, and police leaflets have stephnfosterBlizzard II: asked residents to keep their windows shut and stay clear of balconies stephnfosterBlizzard II: "to avoid misunderstandings," the Financial Times reports. Dexter Fong: Klok: Issue superlative spam alert Boney: the cage is for your protection, not theirs Rotonoto: ...they married for peace and were gone... (did you see them?) Dexter Fong: Boney: Keep Pope under cage...maybe he not flu the co-op ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from the yaws ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Boney: the bird has flu Rotonoto: finda the Pope in the pizza stephnfosterBlizzard II: pope under glass Dexter Fong: Then we must Feather our props Rotonoto: and, when I awoke, this bird had flown, so, I lit the fire... Boney: the cuckoo has clocked cease: pizza pope, with new indulgence toppings Dexter Fong: at a cool one hundred sevety nine miles per hour Rotonoto: wasn't it good, slovakian food... Boney: Max Smelling Dexter Fong: I'd like a pizza with 7 Hail Mary's and mushrooms please cease: dex, i'm very interested in vistas, particularly lights. give me some suggestions of where to get a good view from ny when i get there Rotonoto: schmelt a schmelt? Dexter Fong: and a side order of our father's garlic bread cease: ive had czech food. very heavy Boney: did someone call me schnorer? stephnfosterBlizzard II: acme helicopter tours cease: groucho? i thought you'd grouched out Dexter Fong: Cat: We ashould email so's I can get you arrival/departure time etc Rotonoto: yeah, get on the apprectice and have your group win, get free Trump chopper ride at nite... Boney: Rotonoto, you're fired Dexter Fong: Get Chump tropper ride at day light Rotonoto: or trade it for what's behind Vista Number Three... Boney: Dexter Fong, you're fired Dexter Fong: afk for empty and a small refill cease: we'll be in touch dex. i'll be at el's and want to see all i can in such short times Dexter Fong: Boney: I QUIT!!! Boney: cease, you're fired cease: out a canon? hunter, get back to work cease: i'll bring my canon to shoot it Boney: get back to wok? Rotonoto: yeah, I've quit better jobs than this! Boney: in a Shanghai noodle factory stephnfosterBlizzard II: dex - coming to NYC: http://ifcfilms.com/ifcfilms?CAT0=3127&CAT1=6266&SHID=19905&AID=10507&CLR=red&BCLR= cease: to much traffic Rotonoto: yeah, wok's happening, Dudes and Dudesses?
stephnfosterBlizzard II wonders when time got short... Boney: stephnfosterBlizzard II, you're fired Rotonoto: when Hawking wrote his 'short' dissertation? cease: hawking ran over my foot on his way to the best lox either of us has ever tasted cease: i think it was his ma pushing his chair. she did not appologize cease: i would have loved to have discussed black holes with him, but lox caled, and non communication did not Boney: physics is never having to say you're sorry Dexter Fong: In the early days of the 20th Century when time was short, girls were long, and men wore hats cease: sounds very austinesque, dex cease: no, that's prophylactics, bone Dexter Fong: Klok: Why you send me movie info? Rotonoto: cool- to be in the presence of a great mind (even though his ma craved food) stephnfosterBlizzard II: 'cause it's hard to find. i may have to wait until it's out on video, but they will play all the big cities Boney: pro phil act ic... physics? Boney: phyl Dexter Fong: pfill Rotonoto: ah, yes- the Pro Phil Act of 2004 mandates that all woks be turned off by 10PM, else severe fines and other sanctions... Boney: mr phfister
stephnfosterBlizzard II turned on the TV tonight and there was...Peter Jennings doing a UFO special. Talk about falling standards... Dexter Fong: Look out!! stephnfosterBlizzard II: kid Dexter Fong: Fallling standards!! Rotonoto: but did they find any UFO's? stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's somethin' you did... Dexter Fong: It's something they're gonna blame on you Dexter Fong: Parallel universerses stephnfosterBlizzard II: roto -- they were looking for Something Else that's easier to find, if you know the trick Rotonoto: look out kid, you're gonna get hit, with... Boney: hopefully he'll mention Roswell is where the Air Force conducted flight tests of supersecret experimental aircraft Rotonoto: and watch the parking meters... stephnfosterBlizzard II: lord knows when, but you'll be doin' it again (Subterranean Homesick Blues) Dexter Fong: Klok" still snowing here...strongly advise you take over 7 inches at 6 to 5
stephnfosterBlizzard II has become a star? Boney: if they weren't unidentified it wouldn't be a secret cease: think hydrogen, klok Dexter Fong: Well Firends, missed a couple weeks, almost back to normal with tonight's long run see you next week cease: i actualy like this peter jennings thing cease: by dex
stephnfosterBlizzard II sees about 6 inches out there and it's snowing like MAD now stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite Dex Boney: we have seen the UFOs and they is us Dexter Fong: Night Cat, Boney, Roto, and klpk Boney: Nite Rotonoto: nite dex stephnfosterBlizzard II: it's a bald attempt to get ratings by pandering to the lowest common denominator or programming, Cat Dexter Fong: klok Dexter Fong: Klok: The networks wouldn't do that , would they =))))))))))))))))
stephnfosterBlizzard II keeps getting mangled, may not survive both that and the snee Boney: Thursday Nite is a higher form of intoxication... it can't possibly be legal much longer cease: klok, no it wasnt. stephnfosterBlizzard II: of course the networks would, what is annoying is that Peter Jennings is now goose-stepping along with them! cease: i was expectting that from our homegrown fox-clones but it was well balanced cease: you could come from the show believing either way stephnfosterBlizzard II: i've nothing against the program except trying to legitimize it with PJ. Unless, of course, he is one of them, too cease: jennings on jon stewart last nifght. cease: an uncomfortable image but set this up well stephnfosterBlizzard II: alien invaders from another world...first Peter Jennings, now Alanis Morrisette... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. stephnfosterBlizzard II: we're probably weeks away from universal health care and Coors making Molson... Boney: Jennings on Jon Stewart--that's fake, you know. someday soon those damn kids that keep uploading pornographic filth to the internet will get caught. cease: if there are ufos, they are what we are in zoos. they come to observe some exotic, far from threatening other stephnfosterBlizzard II: next thing you know, all the "American" airliners will be buying planes from some Canadian snowmobile company... cease: great sothpark about that cease: 23 skidoo, mr. bomardier cease: for those who know my play Boney: damn. just got a half-dozen spam e-mails saying 'Jennings on Jon Stewart' stephnfosterBlizzard II: interesting fact: you know that zoos are restricted to one species as visitors? Boney: No, I don't want to see Jennings on Jon Stewart. I will not download the JPEG stephnfosterBlizzard II: If your donkey is, say, interested in what's going on at a zoo, well, he/she is about as welcome as a Gentile inside a Mormon temple... Boney: extraterrestrials are responsible for most Outlook Express viruses stephnfosterBlizzard II: i think that letting donkeys, horses, etc. in would provide valuable role models that might bring some of the poor caged creatures to better themselves so that they, too, can finally live outside. cease: i spent a lot of time in zoos in the 90s. stephnfosterBlizzard II: therefore, Gates and Balmer are extraterrestrials...QED
stephnfosterBlizzard II has not willingly gone into zoos stephnfosterBlizzard II: and probably will now refuse to unless he can bring his animal friends, too Boney: no I will not download 'furry art' of Jennings on Jon Stewart as a couple of horny squirrels Boney: I just erase that stuff without looking at it stephnfosterBlizzard II: not only that, but there is the problem of Country Clubs, which I probably shouldn't get into in the chat. but one can see that there is yet another long Civil Rights struggle ahead of us...in zoos, on the golf course...
stephnfosterBlizzard II came home the other night and a...Muskrat was waddling down the street!
stephnfosterBlizzard II tried to explain that this is a gated community, but the damn thing completely ignored me ||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: are we all dead? cease: better hunter than hunted stephnfosterBlizzard II: i mean, I'm all for equal rights, but one is entitled to live among one's own kind if one wants... Boney: boilerplate: kids, don't blow your brain out with a .45, don't inject steroids, don't smoke oaxocan bud with a supercharged bong, don't upload porn to the internet, don't rip & burn MP3s, blah blah blah ||||||||| At 1:11 AM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! stephnfosterBlizzard II: and don't track mud across our nice, clean piazza....looks like time to wrapup el chat? Boney: you're fired stephnfosterBlizzard II: a super goodnight to any and all and all the ships at sea... stephnfosterBlizzard II: will see all on the funway in a half-fortnight; cheers! Boney: this station will now hum the Navy Hymn in text mode. Rotonoto: on phone with 'zewtte, nite guys, see ya next week... Rotonoto: you'rer all fired Rotonoto: 'zette stephnfosterBlizzard II: nite to Bozoette! night to all, night to oil... Boney: Do not adjust your ASCII Rotonoto: later guise... stephnfosterBlizzard II: zip! beep! gimme a new splicing tape. this one's got no edge to it! ||||||||| At 1:14 AM, Rotonoto vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| At 1:14 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, stephnfosterBlizzard II!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Boney: hum hum hum-hum hum hum hum-hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum-hum Boney: hum hum hum hum hum hum-hum huuuuuuuuuumm hum-hum Boney: [TEXT PATTERN] ||||||||| At 1:17 AM, Boney vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Phil Austin ah,clem
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
Boney
Bozoette
Bubba's Brain
Bubba's Failing Dialup Brain
Bunnyboy
Calzone
cease
Charles Throat
CharlesThroat
Dave
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Glob Blog
Johnny ''Detuned'' Piano
Left Rev. Tweenhunger
llanwydd
Merlyn
otonotoR
Rank Xerox Yamamoto
Rotonoto
stephnfosterBlizzard II
Tazmutt
Woody 1
