Weekly Firesign Chat Log

A Firesign Chat
10/21/2004

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 21, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 21, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts just a gob in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:08 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
just a gob: evening Merlyn
Merlyn: hey gob, llan
llanwydd: the atomic clock says I can come in now
Merlyn: new here, gob?
just a gob: yep. a virgin!
just a gob: long time listener... first time caller
llanwydd: pardon me a moment while I try something
llanwydd: Hey now I can underline!
Merlyn: from alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre?
just a gob: just recently found out about this
||||||||| Catherwood leads Ed Tweenerman inside, makes a note of the time (9:11 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
llanwydd: kind of complicated but at least it works
Ed Tweenerman: boot to the head...
llanwydd: Hye tween
llanwydd: and hi Merl and gob
just a gob: hey dd
llanwydd: but we're all interested to know where you found out about it, gob
Ed Tweenerman: Crackerback jocks
just a gob: searching the net. yahoo group
Merlyn: Sometime Phil Austin shows up
Ed Tweenerman: Fun fun town
llanwydd: Cool! Was it bobsbrazerkolounge?
Ed Tweenerman: Sometimes there's 6 more weeks of winter
just a gob: we have a WINNER!!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bubba's Brain', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:15 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bubba's Brain: Greetings
just a gob: just ordered some cd's to replace my old well worn cracklin' albums
llanwydd: Hey Bub
Ed Tweenerman: So, who's going to beat the reaper?
Ed Tweenerman: Hey Hoosierland..
Bubba's Brain: Got a stash of pics from Jim Manion- Indiana delegate to the '76 National Surrealist Party Convention -- http://lodestonecatalog.com/nsp/
Bubba's Brain: Hey, Tween.
llanwydd: I wish they made CDs as big as LPs. Then you'd get the full effect of the album comver
llanwydd: I mean the almbu clover
Bubba's Brain: They're called laserdiscs.
just a gob: to much sugar
Bubba's Brain: 4 leaf almbu clover?
Merlyn: neat stuff, BB
Ed Tweenerman: Make art like albums w/a CD? I'd die, first...
Bubba's Brain: If you can use them for the site, go ahead... I can send you cleaner versions.
llanwydd: I can't help it. I miss albums
||||||||| Dave waltzes in at 9:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bubba's Brain: Hey Dave.
Ed Tweenerman: Yo dave
llanwydd: hi Dave
Dave: damn it all
Merlyn: OK BB, I will later
Bubba's Brain: All of it?
Dave: brb
Ed Tweenerman: How's the Kurzweil typewriter?
Ed Tweenerman: Pretty sure it sucks.
Ed Tweenerman: Boot to the head...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Operation Flu Bug Freedom in through the front door at 9:21 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bubba's Brain: 88 keys, and no shift?
llanwydd: hey bug
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: shiftless, eh?
Ed Tweenerman: Operator. We have a 3rd eye.
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: hi
Bubba's Brain: Eye Eye, Cap'n
llanwydd: scared shiftless
Merlyn: working on mark time game, so I'll be on & off like anything
Ed Tweenerman: The bride is bare.
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: aye I eye
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Nancy in through the front door at 9:24 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bubba's Brain: Betty Jo Bioloski?
Nancy: howdy
Ed Tweenerman: Spread eagle on the floor...
llanwydd: hello, mrs haber
Nancy: well, hello to you all too
just a gob: Audry?
Nancy: thought I would change my name tonight
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Just got back
Ed Tweenerman: Not a Firesign regular, are you...
Nancy: well, everyone knows me as Nancy
Ed Tweenerman: Sick joke.
llanwydd: well, everyone knows you as Nancy
||||||||| Catherwood leads klokwkdog-bluState inside, makes a note of the time (9:26 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Ed Tweenerman: There's the rube.
llanwydd: beat me to the punchline
klokwkdog-bluState: gabba, gabba, hey! everyone!
llanwydd: hi klok
Ed Tweenerman: Hey K
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: hi
Bubba's Brain: hey K
||||||||| cease waltzes in at 9:27 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Nancy: the trick is in figuring out who I really am
cease: greetings
llanwydd: hi cat
Ed Tweenerman: And decist
klokwkdog-bluState: that's the problem, isn't it Nancy
Bubba's Brain: Hey, Cat!
Ed Tweenerman: Who is we?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dr. Headphones in through the front door at 9:27 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dr. Headphones: hidey ho, dear friends
Nancy: hi cat
klokwkdog-bluState: 'lo Cat
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: hi
llanwydd: well with a name like Nancy you could only be Lili or Elayne
klokwkdog-bluState: howdy Ken
Bubba's Brain: Hey, Ken.
Merlyn: hello hello hello
Dave: lalalala
Dr. Headphones: just finished my homework, ready to chat for a few before going to bed
Ed Tweenerman: Hello, I'm from the Al Jezzera school of trucking...
cease: how's the truck school, kend?
Nancy: hi Ken
klokwkdog-bluState: get that hazmat rating!
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: if you haul class 1 (explosives) you can't even leave your truck to go to bathroom without someone to watch it :)
Ed Tweenerman: Are you tired of the same old bombs?
klokwkdog-bluState: Cat - they're suspicious that he's not interested in how to land...
Dr. Headphones: klok: passed the in-class test for that, 19/20 correct, so i will do it
klokwkdog-bluState: Ken - if they can't take a joke, piss on 'em
Nancy: hmmm, portapotty sounds like a plan there
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: oooooooooooo, them SemiSemite, Boys (best Boss Hogg impression)
llanwydd: I knew Al Giuzira
Ed Tweenerman: Who's Nancy is that?
klokwkdog-bluState: "someone to watch..."...what?
Bubba's Brain: I'll post it again for those who weren't early -- got pics from the Indiana delegate tot the '76 National Surrealist Party Convention up at http://lodestonecatalog.com/nsp/
Dr. Headphones: klok: you MUST have the truck in sight at all times and can't be more than 100 feet from it
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Should that have been, 'semi' of what, for a truck????
Bubba's Brain: semi-truck... well half a truck is better than none at all.
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Dr. Headphones: bub: depends on which half you have, i guess ;)
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: The half on top
Bubba's Brain: Shiny side.
Dr. Headphones: the on top half is real nice if you don't want to go anywhere
Ed Tweenerman: I have Norton Firewall. Whooops.
cease: the eggs?
klokwkdog-bluState: heck, Ken, lots of people must have such a truck "in their sights" so to speak...
Ed Tweenerman: Tells me who's accessing my machine.
Bubba's Brain: Yeah, but that's where all the cargo is -- you can sell it off.
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: When driving, you shouldn't take your half of the road, in the middle.
Nancy: Norton Firewall? Hmmm, hope you got your patches
Nancy: if there are some for the Norton Firewall
Dr. Headphones: i got no stinkin' patches, my clothes are in GOOD shape
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Patches, I'm depending on you some.
klokwkdog-bluState: i used to run into them trucks all the time near A.P. Hill and Dahlgren; you go past at a steady clip and I want to put them a half mile ahead or behind, 4 sure
Bubba's Brain: Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches!
Ed Tweenerman: Patches? We don't need no stinkin' patches...
llanwydd: wish I had a spam filter. Probably could get one off the Python website
Bubba's Brain: Beat cha, Tween.
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Got any badgers?
Dr. Headphones: rules used to be with hazmat you had to check tires every 2 hrs/100 miles but rule suspended now so as to cut down on hijackings
Ed Tweenerman: Cookies & milk, anyone?
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: But with an increase of lowjackings.
Bubba's Brain: Mushroom! Mushroom!
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Mush room, a sled-dog training area.
Ed Tweenerman: And now, for something completely different...
Dr. Headphones: hey merlyn: did you change it so that when you send private message the color changes at bottom?
klokwkdog-bluState: right, we've had zero hazmat hijackings and about 1500 hazmat accidents, so why not go for the most probably occurrence! Are the people running this missing a few cans from the 6-pack or what???
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong in through the front door at 9:35 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Hello Dear Fans
klokwkdog-bluState: hey, Ash
Ed Tweenerman: Yo, Dex...
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: hi
Bubba's Brain: is that like botox?
llanwydd: hey dex!
Dr. Headphones: 6-pack? no thanks, can't drink within 4 hrs of going on duty
Dr. Headphones: hey dex
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Dr.: Please Pee into the Hole
klokwkdog-bluState: well, that was a fun nite, wasn't it, Dex? stun grenades at U. Mass; one dead -- cops are taking this post-9/11 stuff 'way too seriously
Nancy: hi Dex
cease: making bride of firesign prophetic
Ed Tweenerman: Now, now. Kurt Cobain's dead.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Don't know about UMass
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Speakin' of the New Yorker http://newyorker.com/talk/content/?041025ta_talk_paumgarten
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Nancy!
llanwydd: Is there a limit to how much coffee you can drink, kend?
cease: i wish i could predict a time in the future when Nothing will have been predicted by the firesigns
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "That familiar voice cloaked though it was by the Flimsy Bernaise was still saucy"
klokwkdog-bluState: gad, with planes it's 12 or 24 depending on the level and crew
Dr. Headphones: cat: not sure that will ever happen. they are like nostradamus. everything right if you read correctly
Bubba's Brain: They predicted that.
Ed Tweenerman: Any Parrot Heads here?
klokwkdog-bluState: Dex - http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/10/21/injuries_reported_as_fans_get_out_of_control_after_last_nights_red_sox_victory/
klokwkdog-bluState: page 2
Dr. Headphones: i'm a cabbage head
Bubba's Brain: Oh no, I'm growing a beak!
Ed Tweenerman: Good Jesus. The Red Socks.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Okay Everyone. 5 Minute Beak
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: The Parrot Head Act
klokwkdog-bluState: go back to the Keys, interloper!
just a gob: Ross or Jimmy?
Bubba's Brain: Bwaaak! Polly wanna crack-head.
klokwkdog-bluState: one marvels at Boston.com's control of URLs...
Ed Tweenerman: Noaaat so muvh.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Finally, the elusive Andean Cwack-head Parrott was within our gasp
klokwkdog-bluState: god's own drunk
Dr. Headphones: klok: yeah, i would have cut after 2 words or so
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: I'll stay away from Polly
Ed Tweenerman: Bye Dave.
klokwkdog-bluState: i suppose they wanted a unique URL. well, they probably got one...
Bubba's Brain: They're easy to catch -- you just have to get them between fixes --they'll put up no resistance.
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Polly want a flu shot . ? or !
klokwkdog-bluState: but...stun grenades???
Dr. Headphones: god's own drunk is one of the best efforts buffet ever did. and i'm not joking either
Ed Tweenerman: Firesign rocks. I just wish they'd open for CSN at the Backyard (Austin).
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Jimmy Buffet?
klokwkdog-bluState: i'm sure he put a lot of research into it, Ken
Dr. Headphones: yes, jimmy buffet. i don't think warren buffet sings
klokwkdog-bluState: all u can eat
cease: all those margaritas
Nancy: bye Dave
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: But he serves a heck of a buffet/
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: bye Dave
Bubba's Brain: Wasting away again in acquisitionville.
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: So said, Mrs. Buffet.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: 'here's an 'cho in here
Nancy: I love that one Ken ... and A Pirate Looks at Forty too and He Went to Paris...
Dr. Headphones: cheeseburgers in berkshire hathaway
klokwkdog-bluState: yeah, Jimmy's now a wholly-owned subsidiary of TMC General Corp...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "Wasting away again in Aisle 7"
Dr. Headphones: nancy: first buffet i ever owned, and still one of the best
cease: peace, warren?
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Whizing ice sculptures with a coke blade slice
Dr. Headphones: i also like come monday, pencil thin moustache. i sing along with them when i play that :)
Ed Tweenerman: You are not my father... I'm your son!
Nancy: Is that where the hamburger is Dex?
klokwkdog-bluState: "Wasting away again in the flu shot line": NYT reports today that Chiron is unsure that it'll be able to fix the problem in time for next year's shots
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Son of Mad
Nancy: yep, sure is
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Nancy: You want the meat Department
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: name a book that was featured in "A Hard's Day's Night's 's ''s's's's's's's'
Dr. Headphones: for all you conspiracy theorists: 1) flu vaccine shortage; 2) 1919 flu virus reactivated by scientists. does that give anyone here the willies?
Nancy: cleanup in Aisle 7!
klokwkdog-bluState: WCIB - PH HQ on the NE coast. Plays "Buffet Buffet" tomorrow at 5PM
Bubba's Brain: All over the road in Mystic....
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: It's just about always now, ain't it Doc?
klokwkdog-bluState: actually happened last week, Bubba, but it was E. Lyme and tomato sauce
Dr. Headphones: i'm a damned doctor and i haven't had a flu shot :)
Ed Tweenerman: If it isn't now, who cares?
cease: Paperback Writer?
Ed Tweenerman: Excellent Beatles.
llanwydd: I can't remember ever having a flu shot. But I'll bet I have
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: I'm a Flu Bug and I ain't had a ....... NOW HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Bubba's Brain: Too bad we didn't have any pasta.
klokwkdog-bluState: no Cat, that's WCIB's "Breakfast with the Beatles"...different band, different time
cease: funniest book i've ever read
Ed Tweenerman: Pastya yesterday.
cease: a mock bio of the beatles
Dr. Headphones: OFBF: well, they're coming to take you away, ha ha, he he, ho ho
Bubba's Brain: The Pasta is Prologue.
klokwkdog-bluState: same time as the monster B-W storm that racked up 90 accidents. I-95 was a mess all along the E. Coast that day; cars backed up out the wazoo
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: Funniest book ever, "My Life As A Child" who wrote it?
llanwydd: I checked a video out of a public library today. A documentary about Leni Riefenstahl. Very interesting person
Ed Tweenerman: Nice Henny Youngman in their clean white coats.
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: The clock is runnin'
cease: i read that. orson, right?
cease: wally cox
Dr. Headphones: llan: is she the german documentarian who just died last year at 101?
klokwkdog-bluState: she's dead now, but lives on in a series of classic Nazi propaganda films...
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: My Life aS a cHild by Wally Cox
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: =)))
llanwydd: the very same, ken
Ed Tweenerman: Blue Lagoon.
klokwkdog-bluState: he's dead now, but lives on in a series of classic california wine commercials
llanwydd: she's been called a propagandist but I think she was just an artist
Nancy: you could ask Merlyn to do that .. I am incognito ;-)
Nancy: lol
klokwkdog-bluState: she's a has-been now, but lives on in a series of borderline kiddie porn films and one long, boring sitcom
Ed Tweenerman: True Stereo Hi-Fi for your living room...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "I'd know that 'lol' anywhere....it was Nancy!"
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: With the look of real wood.
Ed Tweenerman: Grid, Mr. Smith...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: For your tree hugging pleasure
cease: 2 weeks til your election
Bubba's Brain: My erection?
Ed Tweenerman: The General?
klokwkdog-bluState: she told me to sit and i noticed there wasn't a chair
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: Be afriad...Be very afraid
klokwkdog-bluState: our election starts...now, Cat
cease: if bush steals this one too, i expect to see a lot of yanks lining up at our border
Bubba's Brain: http://www.electoral-vote.com/
klokwkdog-bluState: votes are pouring in
Dr. Headphones: cat: thousands, maybe millions
cease: and not just for flu shots, as at present
Dr. Headphones: yes, bub, i check that every day
klokwkdog-bluState: WPKN's Ruth Eddy had Christine Lavin on today, and Chris was talking about going to Canada
Ed Tweenerman: There are legions of lawyers for this one. Let's hope it's Nov 3.
Bubba's Brain: Go Blue!
klokwkdog-bluState: She said Canadian musicians had offered refuge to Americans
llanwydd: I just got briefly disconnected
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "Don't work blue"
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: ILan: Didn't show up here
Dr. Headphones: dex: if you're a smurf, you have no choice in that
cease: why is minnesota even? should be solidly kerry
klokwkdog-bluState: Cat - Ruth said that after Reagan put cruise missiles in Europe, she in fact did try to move to Canada -- they won't accept people who might take jobs from Canadians...
Ed Tweenerman: Il est necessarary que je remain ici.
Bubba's Brain: Lots of campaigning.
Bubba's Brain: ... and a demographic shift.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ed; =))))
Operation Flu Bug Freedom: I got bvdly disconnected, once.
llanwydd: its a strange phenomenon I experience sometimes
klokwkdog-bluState: they are mad at the liberal left-wing Canadians over the Lake of the Woods incident, Cat, so they're all voting red
Ed Tweenerman: Well, show her up!
klokwkdog-bluState: i die every night
Ed Tweenerman: I tye die.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: That's right Klok...a thousands of millions of Duckburger's do it everynight
Dr. Headphones: tweeny: i have friends in florida who do tye die and sell at flea markets :)
Bubba's Brain: to do tie die...
cease: cbc newsworld is showing some great stuff these days. Stupidity will be on at 7
klokwkdog-bluState: mmmmm...Duckburgers!
Ed Tweenerman: Well, let's flee!
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: I dye fleas and sell then at Thai Markets
cease: last night it was The Corporation and tomorrow The World According to Bush
klokwkdog-bluState: why are they showing Bush, Cat?
cease: thai food mary?
klokwkdog-bluState: Thai Food Mary's, Dex?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: They're working blue
Ed Tweenerman: FL rocks. Haven't been there in many years.
Bubba's Brain: Thai one on?
cease: violently anti-bush shows all. even a violently anti cheyney bio a couple of weeks ago
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: At Thai Food Mary's, the fleas always in
Dr. Headphones: tween: it's possible i could move back there at some indefinite future time. parents there, dad has about 1-2 years to live, would like to be close
cease: chomsky is on tv almost as much as naomi klein
klokwkdog-bluState: The Guardian had a swell idea...had readers write residents of Clark County, Ohio telling them why they should vote for Kerry...
Bubba's Brain: Won't you fleas fleas me, like I fleas you....
Dr. Headphones: cat: naomi is a lot better looking than noam
Ed Tweenerman: Ladies & gentlemen, the President of the US unconditionally surrenders.
cease: i dont know about that, but they're equally articulate
klokwkdog-bluState: kind of like the guy in LA who wrote a song about The Babe that goes "...the curse is over!"
Ed Tweenerman: Not.
cease: i used to be a national league fan but the expos are gone now, might as well root for the sox in the series
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Think that was written by Dolly Parton..one of the first songs about "female" situations
klokwkdog-bluState: his friends all said, "You should go to Boston and play it" and he replied, "No, no, you just don't understand..."
Bubba's Brain: I'm rooting for my sox in the washing machine.
Dr. Headphones: all my sox are in the first drawer under my waterbed
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| just a gob - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Operation Flu Bug Freedom - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: I went to an Expos game once. On their home soil. They beat the Astros. Good game
cease: a firend of mine used to play for the red sox
Bubba's Brain: a friend of mine used to wear red socks.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ken: YOu keep your waterbed in a drawer?
Dr. Headphones: i have lots of white sox but no red sox. i have red underwear, does that count? (and do NOT say "only to ten")
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: well, my waterbed sits on a frame with drawers in it
Bubba's Brain: Ah, framed!!
Ed Tweenerman: Not again?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: I'd think filling it with water would be better than frilling it with your dainty unmentionables
Nancy: his waterbed has been framed ... does it have a liar, yet?
Dr. Headphones: the cats LOVE to lie on it :)
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: ;
Ed Tweenerman: I hear waterbeds are good for the back. Unfortunately, we aren't whales.
llanwydd: by the way, Nancy. Are you ever going to tell us who you really are? Enquiring Mines want to know
klokwkdog-bluState: Spitzer will find a way to make it pay big fines...
Dr. Headphones: i stopped having aching back when i got it, over 20 years now
Ed Tweenerman: boot to the head...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ken: Hmmm..isn't that about how long you've been outta work =))
Bubba's Brain: It's Bootsy baby!
Dr. Headphones: not quite that long. but i paid a lot for that bed, and it's been through a lot with me. you don't want to hear the stories it could tell
llanwydd: and why does tween keep saying Boot to the head.
Bubba's Brain: NO!!!!!
Ed Tweenerman: Not so much the Rubber Band. Return to Forever, now you're talking.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: He's watching Smackdown or Raw (wrestling)
llanwydd: aha!
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ed: I'm pretty sure Bootsy was *not* in RTF
cease: wasnt joe zawinal in that?
Ed Tweenerman: Pretty sure I can't program a Moog 15.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: It was Chick Correa
Ed Tweenerman: Zawinful. I'm not worthy...
Dr. Headphones: huntington's chick corea?
cease: right
Bubba's Brain: If Woody Guthrie was a jazz pianist.....
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Doc: The very same
cease: i saw joe with cannonball adderly in 71. just thought of that when i heard a local band do the great zawinal tune Mercy Mercy today
||||||||| "10:08 PM? 10:08 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bunnyboy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bunnyboy enters and sits on the couch.
Dr. Headphones: mercy, mercy is fantastic song. great chord changes
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: ...Peter Paul and Mary are the 4 Freshman
Dr. Headphones: hey, bun
Nancy: hey bunny
Ed Tweenerman: Mozart died poor. What the heck do we know?
Bubba's Brain: Oh, Bunny Boy, the pipes the pipes are calling....
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Hiya Bun
cease: and speaking of keyboardists, hi bun
klokwkdog-bluState: hi Bunny
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ed: Mozrt was a Mason
Ed Tweenerman: Bunny, how are the turbo blasters?
Dr. Headphones: stone mason or brick mason? :)
klokwkdog-bluState: Dex - I had honestly never heard that use of curse before Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Ed Tweenerman: Build his songs, Dex.
llanwydd: Mozart didn't die. He was murdered!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:09 PM and Warpo steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: And sure/n ye've not spent so much as a weee bit 'o time around the Irish
Dr. Headphones: and lincoln didn't die in vain......
Warpo: ello
Dr. Headphones: hey warpo. are you harpo's brother?
Ed Tweenerman: Welcome, Warp.
klokwkdog-bluState: he's dead now, but lives on in this 12" record album of great...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: A canard...a well based canard
Nancy: hi warpo
llanwydd: Warpo! How's Groucho?
Warpo: Melanie?
Bubba's Brain: he's learned to sing... real good.
Ed Tweenerman: Just a bunch of Fireheads having some fun.
klokwkdog-bluState: not the kind you're talking about, not in NC of the '50s/'60s...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Warp 0? That's slower than anyones ever warped before
cease: that was a funny firesign bit
Warpo: he's had too mush harp0
Ed Tweenerman: Stop slapping me!
klokwkdog-bluState: Dex - do you mean the little people?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Playing Lead Mush Harp, it's Stevie Wonder
cease: beat that eagle off
Dr. Headphones: tween: remember IRC? "dr. headphones slaps ed tweenerman with a large trout."
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Eight to the bar
cease: you read today's planet proctor about nick danger, the latest product
klokwkdog-bluState: I remember mama
Ed Tweenerman: Trout Fishing in the Reflecting Pool
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Nope not yet
cease: sounds like more work for the firesigns lawyer
Warpo: flakes?
Bunnyboy: sorry...had to step away for a bit. Bunnette saw 4 skylights swirlin' around.
llanwydd: oh, Don...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: With a Glass Spinner
klokwkdog-bluState: send 'em back to Japan...
Warpo: hai!
Bunnyboy: Dex: Have you gotten SCTV Vol. 2 yet?
Dr. Headphones: bun: you live near area 51?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Skylights or better know as glowing gas bags......
Nancy: ah, yes, the blood sucking lawyers
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Bun; Not yet but soon
Warpo: arrr best home grown
klokwkdog-bluState: the question is more...does Area 51 live near you???
Dr. Headphones: dex: you must have seen a backlighted dick cheney then
klokwkdog-bluState: dry cleaning bags filled with marsh gas...
Bunnyboy: Ken: More like Area 5.1.
klokwkdog-bluState: yep, he's fullofit
cease: promo for stupidity: is our culture hooked on deliberate idiocy as a stragegy for success? if so, we are all doomed
Ed Tweenerman: Wildest Dreams - Moraz
Dr. Headphones: bun: wait for the upgrade. 5.2 coming out next month
Warpo: and willowy clouds.. that one looks like a lesbian
Bunnyboy: I'm swimming in the multichannels.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ken: They only back light him to reveal his best profile
Dr. Headphones: lol, warpo!
cease: bill marh: being intelligent just is not cool
llanwydd: You live near area 51? Cool! Art Bell lives out there in a trailer. You ever meet him?
Bunnyboy: llan: Wasn't Art the model for Art Wholeflaffer?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: It's the one next to the Blue Mouse trailor Resort and Nudist Ranch
klokwkdog-bluState: nope; I have to stay near Hanger 8 or I'll evaporate now
Dr. Headphones: alex bell's great grandson, right?
cease: ah, john cleese!
llanwydd: Did Moraz actually write that song? Sometimes I get him confused with Mozart.
Dr. Headphones: moraz good, but an apprentice compared to wakeman
Bunnyboy: Only he was Art Blue back then...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: Mozart only worked accoustic
klokwkdog-bluState: LOL
Ed Tweenerman: Callumbear?
Dr. Headphones: before alex there weren't any decibels
Warpo: I made it :P
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Only 2 4 and 6 and 8 Bells like on the ship
llanwydd: I believe Art Bell was the model for Happy Harry
Ed Tweenerman: Chedder?
Warpo: I don't know what it is yet, though
Dr. Headphones: 25 or 6 to 4
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Red Leichester?
Bunnyboy: The rudest quote I ever heard, re: Mozart ...
Ed Tweenerman: Do you have any cheese here at all?
Warpo: houston fried shrimp
cease: einstein said the universe and stupidity are infinite
cease: he may have been wrong about the universe
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: No, but I've got a lovely Norwegian Blue
Bunnyboy: Glenn Gould thought Mozart died too late.
Dr. Headphones: gould should stick to piano playing and stop the commentary
Nancy: 'Homo proponit, Deus disponit'
cease: glen gould gave eccentricity a bad name
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Jeeze Bun; Gould was/is pretty strange but that's pushing it a bit
Ed Tweenerman: Sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you... Right-O...
llanwydd: Wensleydale?
klokwkdog-bluState: can you hum a few bars?
Bunnyboy: Oh, wow! Re: the Otherworld\Lodestone link, above...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: No, try Chippen Dale
klokwkdog-bluState: maybe he and K. Jarrett were twins separated at birth...
Ed Tweenerman: I can drink a few beers. Will that do?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: =))
Bunnyboy: EMPIRE OF THE AIR is quite a bit of history. Ken Burns also made a killer film about the same subject matter, with the same title.
klokwkdog-bluState is trying hard tonite
Ed Tweenerman: boot to the head
cease: indeed, bun
Bunnyboy: And it's recently out on DVD, as well as several other "B" Burns titles.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong wonders if Tweener is looking for a bit of bover
klokwkdog-bluState: there are no 'B' Burns titles...
llanwydd: tweeny's getting violent
cease: i think burns peeked with the civil war, even if that was his first
Merlyn: If people want to try an unfinished version of the first mark time flash game, try here: http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/marktime/game
klokwkdog-bluState: those of you who haven't seen NYT's "Catastrophic Success" series should take a gander at it; quite good
cease: hey merlyn, why is minnesota even in the polls, kerry/bush?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong here's someone holler last call and runs off to the bar
Ed Tweenerman: You do not understand taekownleap.
cease: isnt that like bush being even in oklahoma?
Bunnyboy: klok: Granted, but these are CONTAINED films, as opposed to sprawling epic explorations, i.e. CIVIL WAR, BASEBALL, JAZZ and all dat.
Nancy: no one has ever received so much of taekownleap in one sitting
klokwkdog-bluState: Merlyn -- I keep trying to tell Cat it's a backlash to Canada's brazen power grab in Lake of the Woods, but he won't listen
Bunnyboy: cease: Did you ever see EMPIRE OF THE AIR? Superlative work.
llanwydd: Is it anything like moo goo gai pan, tween?
cease: duckman had a great parody of the civil war
Ed Tweenerman: I can't stand it.
Dr. Headphones: bun: i saw that, great series
cease: yes i saw it, bun. i think i've seen everything burns put in cans
Ed Tweenerman: Sensei you're gone (cars).
Merlyn: no, lake of the woods is Minnesota very slowing invading canada; we move the property sticks a couple inches a year.
klokwkdog-bluState: Bun - all Ken Burns films are uncontained; expand to fill the viewer's consciousness, which is the only limit... ;-))
Bubba's Brain: Bb -- the audio version is more drama than documentary, focusing on the life of E H Armstrong.
Bunnyboy: DUCKMAN! What horizon is that video release on? Long overdue...
Ed Tweenerman: The invasion of Canada. We've been planning it for decades...
cease: i think the reason i didn't really like Baseball and Jazz is because i like real baseball and real jazz to omuch, or at least used tol. who could possibly like the civil war?
Dr. Headphones: tween: what the hell will we do with it once we have it? i say, kick out the frenchies :)
Merlyn: yes cat, I doubt Bush can possibly win here, but the polls are close. I'm doing some canvassing to get out the kerry vote
Warpo: Audrey?
cease: yeah michale moore made a movie about it already. a lousy flick at that
klokwkdog-bluState: they're still stuck in the shallows, Merlyn; Canadians won't let the lodges on US side send fishermen into the good parts
cease: good for you, merlyn
Ed Tweenerman: La voici, mon vieux!
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: 2 to 1 bottom of the 6th, astros on top
llanwydd: I'll take Nova Scotia. You can have Labrador
Dr. Headphones: dex: they having a three-way sex? 2 to 1, astros on top sounds pretty risqué to me
Ed Tweenerman: You can tan a yuca, but you can't have a yuca tan.
klokwkdog-bluState: they also blew up a Mass. fishing boat poaching in Canadian-protected waters
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Oh Ken; You big Riggers are all alike
Ed Tweenerman: They?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Green Peace
Dr. Headphones: green piece? so one of them has a disease? disgusting!
Ed Tweenerman: Come to the dark side, Luke.
cease: any province named after a dog can go for its own walk
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Now known as Green Premptive
Warpo: ok folks. bend over
klokwkdog-bluState: according to The Guardian this week, they're working on a way for a baby to have two biological mothers
klokwkdog-bluState: Ed- Canada
Dr. Headphones: cat: and they are on a 30 minute time zone too. them, iran, and some other backward countries do that
Warpo: time to get your blue shot
Dr. Headphones: warpo> do NOT let your next words be "and spread 'em"
Warpo: put your cheeks in the air!
Ed Tweenerman: Iran probably has a weapons program like the US '40's. How not to get attacked.
klokwkdog-bluState: jessie ventura threatened to blow up Canadian Pacific tracks that ran through MN
cease: sutherland is doing the narration. i'm amazed they could afford him
klokwkdog-bluState: think Iran is on an even zone, but Afganistan is a half-hour place
Ed Tweenerman: Wrestlemania, we have Arrrrnold & Jesssse.
llanwydd: when its 9PM in New York, its 4:17 in Labrador
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: He's Canadian...pay him in Canadian money
klokwkdog-bluState: and 3AM in Vienna
Dr. Headphones: klok: i knew it was one of those backward places over there
Ed Tweenerman: Je ne parle la langue.
cease: superb bio of his ex-wife dad, Tommy Douiglas on cbc on monday night.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bightrethighrehighre in through the front door at 10:31 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
klokwkdog-bluState: Ken - Iran is actually an electoral democracy
klokwkdog-bluState: hey Big
cease: its a series where canadinas are shown 10 docs then then vote for the greatest canadian, among them
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Bight!
Ed Tweenerman: Mr. Big!
Dr. Headphones: afghanistan shares a common border with china, very short, like 10 miles or something. done by british when they "made" the country to separate their property from the czar's
cease: Tommy gets my vote
Dr. Headphones: hey biggie
klokwkdog-bluState: and the winner was...Sgt. Preston?
Dr. Headphones: oh yeah, klok, i believe that one ;)
Bightrethighrehighre: High phello phire pholkes....!!!!
llanwydd: Seems to me "Labrador" would mean "golden lips". Strange
Ed Tweenerman: Iran just stoned a 13-year-old girl because somebody raped her.
Bunnyboy: I recently flew Horizon from SeaTac, and dutifully threw everything but myself on the conveyor belt for inspection.
Merlyn: Since Saddam is trying to run for Iraqi prez from jail, I think his slogan should be "When I tortured you, I at least let you keep your pants on"
Ed Tweenerman: Not a fan.
cease: bras d'or, an excellent quebec beer
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ed; It was hir brother...seriously
Dr. Headphones: i never stoned a 13 year old, but did a couple of 16s once. good smoke, we all got real high :)
Bightrethighrehighre: hokked on phhhonnniksss phukkkkeddddd me all upppp....
klokwkdog-bluState: Iran, or her village? That happens in E. Turkey and parts of Syria; also Wazeristan, etc.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Merl =)))
Ed Tweenerman: Je ne parle pas. Je juis idiot.
Bunnyboy: The screener at the metal detector said "Sir, I recommend your shoes", to which I could only wonder...
klokwkdog-bluState: ...also in parts of South Carolina
llanwydd: brass Door?
Bunnyboy: Who is she recommending my shoes TO?
Merlyn: to the dead!
klokwkdog-bluState: for industry!
Ed Tweenerman: I like North Carolina. Mr. Moog.
cease: we can Ligfht My Fire
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Already in active service to their country, Iraq
Bunnyboy: Ah! Brilliant, Merl!
cease: i have an idea for a flick i wanna make in japan, called Shoes for the Dead
Bunnyboy: It's been so long since I attended Police Acting School, I forgot.
klokwkdog-bluState: he's dead now, but lives on in endless software simulations and old recordings and fond memories
cease: i wonder if the firesigns will let me use that quote?
Bunnyboy: BTW, SHAUN OF THE DEAD is quite lovely.
klokwkdog-bluState: cat - everyone else seems to be doing it
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Footwear for the Deceased
Dr. Headphones: ok, dear friends and fiends, i'm calling it a night. see ya in the funny papers
klokwkdog-bluState: is that the new Buffy movie, Bunny?
klokwkdog-bluState: nite Ken -- keep 'em truckin'
cease: sleep well, kend
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Keep the shiny side up good buddy
Ed Tweenerman: Ah, the Firesign Royal tease. Grid knows... SESAC
Bunnyboy: cease: Will they LET you? Aw, FST have no trademarks or copyrights! Faw!
||||||||| Dr. Headphones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dr. Headphones exits at 10:36 PM.
Bunnyboy: klok: Nope. British zombie comedy. Delightful.
Bightrethighrehighre: anybody going to the FST gig in CERRITOS besides me....?
klokwkdog-bluState: i thought F. Scott Firesign had a few...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Bight: A little too far for me
Bunnyboy: ...and fell right over.
klokwkdog-bluState: 'way too far for me
llanwydd: They never come up into the hills, those guys
cease: ah, the cards tied the game.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Indeed Ilan
klokwkdog-bluState: didn't one of their members just get fired for being too political? i'd better not go; there might be violence
llanwydd: I saw them in NY City but I think that's the last time they were here
Bightrethighrehighre: Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong:yeah, but CONGRATS about the Bo Sox, yeah!
Ed Tweenerman: Merl, you do us a great favor. Until last time, again...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: The Steam Posered Internet Show in Soho at the Kitchen
cease: ah, cards are beating clemons!
Bunnyboy: I'm sure everyone's figured out that if the Astros win, it'll be a Massachusetts\Texas matchup. Hmmmmmmmm...
Bunnyboy: Go, BoSox!
llanwydd: I don't mean I live in NYC but close enough
cease: i have that on tape but you were there, with elayne and others
llanwydd: Soho? Do you know when that was?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: Yes.....both shows
klokwkdog-bluState: oooh - Brooks Pharmacy has Twinkies® with green filling on sale next week!
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: Late 80's maybe?
cease: sounds like it was fun
Bunnyboy: klok: The Shrek Twinks are already here, in Seattle.
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Warpo - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bightrethighrehighre: serve my every need....didn't do a bad job on my ang-kweles, either....
llanwydd: that sounds pretty gross, klok
llanwydd: I saw them in 81, Dex
klokwkdog-bluState: yeah, but the price is right: 10 for $2.99
Bunnyboy: I gotta feed my broodly brood. Nite, yez all.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bubba Botox Brain close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:40 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
klokwkdog-bluState: nite Bun
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Same show, 3 members here and PA on the left coast?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Night Bunny
Bubba Botox Brain: Nite Bun
llanwydd: night bunny
Merlyn: night bunny
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Bub Bo!
klokwkdog-bluState: not to mention Pennsylvania Dutchman stems and seeds...awww, it's stems and pieces...of mushrooms. Hmm -- maybe I should check them out anyway
Bightrethighrehighre: the reaper'll get us all with the common flu this year....
llanwydd: when I saw FST it was all 4 of them
||||||||| Bunnyboy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bunnyboy exits at 10:42 PM.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: Sounds like the Beacon Show then Upper west side of Manhattan theter
Merlyn: Cat, is there a firesign bit about a kamikaze pep talk?
klokwkdog-bluState never saw more than 2 and is highly suspicious that there are more than that; it may all be spoke and mirrors
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Well smoken!~
llanwydd: actually it was Town Hall, Dex. Across the street from Carnegie Hall
Bightrethighrehighre: don't drink too many kamikazeess....
llanwydd: but you don't have to practice to get into Town Hall
klokwkdog-bluState: that was on TV tonight, Merlyn -- some guy we let go from Gitmo and who's not in Wazeristan causing trouble
Nancy: wow, fading away ... and no one has guessed who Nancy is
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: Town Hall is on 43rd St. and Canie on 57th Street...Maybe you mean City Center...big theater with like 5 balconys?
cease: kamikaze pep talk? that sounds like some other group
klokwkdog-bluState didn't try; goodnight Nancy whomever you are
cease: maybe on one of the hour hour shows perhaps?
Merlyn: I thought so too; got a question to the web site asking about it
Bightrethighrehighre: the walrus is Nancy....
llanwydd: maybe, but I know it was Town Hall that I saw them, April 2, 1981
cease: they did a lot of putting lines on tv shows with the volume off. didnt work too well on the radio
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "And Nancy is mine"
Nancy: I thought the walrus was Paul?
Bightrethighrehighre: Am I warm....??
klokwkdog-bluState: I thought the Walrus ate Paul
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Peter Paul *and* Mary are, collectively the Walrus's
klokwkdog-bluState: right after the verse where God said to Paul, "Get thee to Ninevah"...
cease: no, paul remains undigested
llanwydd: I got the last ticket to the show at Town Hall. It was sold out
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Falafelmoto in through the front door at 10:46 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
klokwkdog-bluState: HI ROTO!!
Falafelmoto: no
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Oi and Salaam Aleckum
Falafelmoto: Moto not Roto
Falafelmoto: Indeed
Merlyn: carnal knowledge of a falafel, eh?
klokwkdog-bluState: darn
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Moto: You come in-a speedy Moto Cruiser?
klokwkdog-bluState has caught the curse of the Yankees
Bightrethighrehighre: are you gonna finish the rest of that falafel, Mr. FumaMoto....????
Falafelmoto: Unleavened bread and nether regions are uite the sandwich
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Get thee to Canada for a shot
Falafelmoto: quite
cease: i wonder if there'll be one left for me
Falafelmoto: My sympathy to any Yanqui Fans
cease: we're actualy worried about your new drug plan, ie, reimport them from here
klokwkdog-bluState: that's right, Dex, I'm just a shot away...
Falafelmoto: bet Stienbrenna has got the Curse on today
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: What's to worry Cat?
llanwydd: I was making falafel when most people didn't know what it was. Hummus too. I managed an Arabic restaurant. The chef/owner was Lebanese/American. Did I already tell this story?
Bubba Botox Brain: flew for a shot?
klokwkdog-bluState: the FDA says that Canadian stuff is all phony...
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ed Tweenerman - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: I think Bill O'Reilly already told that story, llan
cease: already some drugs are dissappearing from the shelves, all bought by yankees
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: If there's not enough, we'll just drag you over the border and breed you for a more resistant anti-viral agent
Falafelmoto: cardboard drugs
cease: and not just the ones who lost to the sox
cease: ah, chomsky's in this flick too
klokwkdog-bluState didn't even know what falafel was until stranded in New Haven on Christmas. Only Mamoud's was open...
Falafelmoto: we could just put the screws to the pharmacutical industry in this coutry
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: A truly ecumenical experience
klokwkdog-bluState: why do all the Chinese have to assimilate so quickly?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Assimilate what?
klokwkdog-bluState: damn well ought to, moto, they've got an awful lot 'come loose...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Real estate?
Falafelmoto: our economy
llanwydd: not surprised, klok. There is a large population of Lebanese Americans in southern New England
klokwkdog-bluState: to American holiday norms, Cat
Nancy: You will be assimilated ... by the Borg!
klokwkdog-bluState: I think Egyptians, Ilan...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Dex?
Bightrethighrehighre: gotta clock off for lunch, Alice B Toklas moss-cabbage-cheese enchiladas on the menu...."c" all a while ago....
Falafelmoto: Borg? They don't look Swedish?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: I took a Shine to a little Egyptian
klokwkdog-bluState is 1.47 sheets to the wind, Dex -- bear with me...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Night Bight
Bightrethighrehighre: ....yummy....
Merlyn: lunch? Where are you ?
Bightrethighrehighre: be back in a while....
Falafelmoto: Did a woderful job on mu ankules
klokwkdog-bluState: bye Big
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Slow down, I'll try to catch up..no parking tonight =))))
Falafelmoto: or something like that
Falafelmoto: or is that Ankhules?
llanwydd: well, I know of a lot of Lebanese. Incidentally most Lebanese Americans are Catholic
Bightrethighrehighre: Merlyn: Stinkin' Desert....
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: afk to catch up
klokwkdog-bluState: I move too fast, Dex?
Falafelmoto: The joy of alternate side parking
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bightrethighrehighre exits at 10:54 PM.
Merlyn: I thought the Catholic Church was against Lebanesianism
llanwydd: Lebanon used to be mostly Catholic
Nancy: night bight
klokwkdog-bluState: Yeah, in NYC ya got the AC streets and the DC streets
cease: back in its cedar days?
klokwkdog-bluState: whereas in Asbury Park, ya just got mean streets...
Falafelmoto: Before they cut down the Cedars for a strip mall and Ammo MegaMart
llanwydd: yes the cedars of Lebanon
llanwydd: Lebanon means "white". For some reason
Falafelmoto: I think the City just like to cook up stuff that makes life difficult
klokwkdog-bluState has been watching more of his Concert for Change video...Springsteen jamming with REM on "Losing My Religion"...
Falafelmoto: Where did all these Catholic Honkies come from
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Yes! I move to slow
klokwkdog-bluState: the Cardinal Spellman Theatre, moto
klokwkdog-bluState: as long as you don't move to adjourn, Dex
Falafelmoto: Witchcraft, casting those Cardinal Spellmans about!
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "A Farewell to Adjourna"
klokwkdog-bluState: just be careful they stay in character and do their lines right, moto
Merlyn: I thought bush used to do lines right
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "Catholic Honkies on Stage Please"
klokwkdog-bluState: wasn't that a Donji comic strip, Dex?
Falafelmoto: or they go to hell. Or the Bronx
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Bush has trouble staying inside the lines when coloring his Goat story book
llanwydd: nowadays you can't tell one from the other
Falafelmoto: Did they come up w/te "hail Mary Play"?
Falafelmoto: Less shipping charges ferrying the Souls of the Damned to the BX
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Moto: Yes..It was retitled as the Full Of Grace Keeley Story
klokwkdog-bluState: he certainly has trouble when keeping our ARMY inside the lines...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Keely Smith is Grace Kelly
llanwydd: who, the catholic honkies? No the Hail Mary Play was the greek gooks
klokwkdog-bluState: wasn't she married to Al Jolson?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: that lovely piece of cake you've all been waiting for
Falafelmoto: Pita and not Felafel?
klokwkdog-bluState: but it's....cheese!
klokwkdog-bluState: LOL, F
Merlyn: I think bush is trying to re-draw the lines
Bubba Botox Brain: Behold the power of cheese.
Falafelmoto: He needs a new crayon
cease: marc crispin miller on bush's off language, animated by tom tomorrow
klokwkdog-bluState: poor pitabread, attacked by Language Change...
cease: this flick is looking up and it's almost over
Falafelmoto: or needs them taken away before he eats them
llanwydd: why this is a bag of falafel! "But it's really great falafel...
klokwkdog-bluState must prep facefood, back inamin
Falafelmoto: it smells funny....
Bubba Botox Brain: I feel awful...
Bubba Botox Brain: I falafal
Nancy: I am actually doing more website work and computer work for clients than anything for the radio. No time.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Awful Falafel
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: I don't waffle
Merlyn: As Bette Davis said, "Pita, Pita, Pita!"
Falafelmoto: I falafal and can't get up
Nancy: well, I guess I should give it away on my own now ... Nancy is Bambi ...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Hey Bambi =))
Bubba Botox Brain: I got up, and I can't get down....
cease: where's mz four alarm firesignal tonight?
Falafelmoto: Oi Nancy is Bammbi
Bubba Botox Brain: Bam Bam!
Nancy: hey Dex :-)
Falafelmoto: Want some Felafel?
llanwydd: I thought you were onedolly19
Nancy: hi Yammy
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "Even through that filmy retake, I knew it was Nanc....er Bambi"
Nancy: hi Bubba
Nancy: lol
Falafelmoto: wait one
||||||||| Falafelmoto says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Falafelmoto exits at 11:05 PM.
llanwydd: but seriously, I thought at first she was Elayne
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: one
Nancy: see ya yammy
||||||||| Catherwood escorts oneFelafel55 in through the front door at 11:05 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Must be some AOL dude
oneFelafel55: back
oneFelafel55: No AOL here
||||||||| onellanwydd43 waltzes in at 11:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong tries to talk to him in his own language
oneFelafel55: LOL Lebanon on Line. Comes w/a free bazooka
Nancy: ah, he's back... that see ya was an accident, it was an accident ....
onellanwydd43: this sucker is EXTERMINATED
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Hi, one; Have your heard the latest about MK Olsen?
cease: dex, did you see the salon piece today on the curse of the yankees?
cease: hilarious
oneFelafel55: There it's okay to be on drugs and shooting everyone up
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Now Cat
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: no
cease: if you're a baseball fan, you'll enjoy it
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong thinks, this is becoming a party of one!!
oneFelafel55: Lets see Florida gets smitten and the Yanquis lose badly in the first time csince forever
cease: yes, but it's a really Big 1, mr. moore
Bubba Botox Brain: Partay!
||||||||| georgeleroyllanwydd waltzes in at 11:08 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: Must be commies...I know about the Big "Red" One
georgeleroyllanwydd: that woman's trying to kill me!
Nancy: well, hate to disclose and run ... but I have too many things going on here tonight. See ya next time ... same bat station, same bat channel!
cease: moore had a flick and book called The Big One. i read the book, didnt see flick
Bubba Botox Brain: Batty station?
cease: by nancy
Merlyn: by nancy
Nancy waves
oneFelafel55: later Nancy-bambi-whateva
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: george: never mind that woman...you're late for your show again
Nancy: lol
Bubba Botox Brain: Nite Nancy, er, Bambi, er Betty Jo.
georgeleroyllanwydd: nite bambi/nancy
||||||||| Nancy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Nancy exits at 11:10 PM.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Batter up and away
Bubba Botox Brain: Banci?
oneFelafel55: I buttered up a teacher once
Bubba Botox Brain: Namby?
oneFelafel55: pamby
georgeleroyllanwydd: butter still
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Oh Leo!!
oneFelafel55: butter stills nash and salt
cease: sounds like brit food
Bubba Botox Brain: Just sent the monthly newsletter out.. .3 months late.
oneFelafel55: Brit and food in the same sentance, how intriguing
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Bub: Doesn't matter...It's out *this* month...makes it a monthly
klokwkdog-bluState does his MacArthur act 4 the nite
Bubba Botox Brain: Ah... good.
cease: positvely pythonesque
Merlyn: just think of it as 9 months early
oneFelafel55: That's why they imported all those Indians, they needd decent eats
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: ...act 4....When his Pipe Went Out
klokwkdog-bluState: is that on 4th street, Cat?]
Bubba Botox Brain: It's the Procrastinator's Club, July 2003 newsletter.
oneFelafel55: Someone left the mothly out in the rain
cease: positively
oneFelafel55 sat on gis pipe: ow
georgeleroyllanwydd: I've been to England. You wouldn't believe the things they eat. Baked beans and boiled bacon on toast for breakfast. Cheddar cheese on white bread for lunch with nothing on it
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: MacArthur Park an' Lock 'em....Not Responsible
cease: how odd
oneFelafel55: I wouldn't eat til france
klokwkdog-bluState: england is famous for its food
Bubba Botox Brain: Let them eat cake.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Actually, English food is *much* better than it was even 10 years ago
georgeleroyllanwydd: potato waffles
oneFelafel55: well it's late, I must away-later all
klokwkdog-bluState: have you seen the cake they eat?
cease: that's like saying russia is famous for its gulags
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Oi and Safe Trips Moto
||||||||| oneFelafel55 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, oneFelafel55 exits at 11:16 PM.
georgeleroyllanwydd: fish and chips is common but often the fish is a little strong
klokwkdog-bluState: this is the place that invented...fruitcake
Bubba Botox Brain: Freedom Fries for everyone!
klokwkdog-bluState: Dex - yeah, but that's because a lot of the food available now isn't English!!
georgeleroyllanwydd: well I have to admit I was there a long time ago. 1984
cease: actually we had some highly edible asian-inflected food at heathrow a couple of years ago. that's the only food i've eaten in england
georgeleroyllanwydd: nite fal
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: Was in England maybe 4 years ago, dined very well...not like Paris, of course or course for course, but better than acceptable
cease: if you know where to eat, anyplace has good food
klokwkdog-bluState: pubs are now supposed to offer some very good sandwiches and such
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: You are correct, Sir
georgeleroyllanwydd: At least they've got McDonalds and KFC in England
klokwkdog-bluState: Ethiopia can be challenging
cease: the only really good food we had in italy was in florence cuz our hotel owners told us where to go
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: IOi likes me a goof Plowman's lunch, I does
cease: is that like shepherd's pie?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: And a better typist
klokwkdog-bluState: can't be worse...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: No, Cat: it's like cold cuts and pate's and cheese and pickles and such
cease: ah
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| onellanwydd43 - dead from The Plague
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
georgeleroyllanwydd: Yeah, they like shepherd's pie in England. And spam
klokwkdog-bluState: pickles count as a "vegetable"...
georgeleroyllanwydd: The one really great food they have is steak and kidney pie
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: No worries in Ethiopia, they won't weigh the flies...they can't cause there's too many of them and they keep moving
cease: cards vs red sox. no houston vs boston election symbollism, thankfully
cease: i can do without kidneys
Bubba Botox Brain: Well -- I've been up since5:30 this morning. I'm going to have to take off. Have a good one, ya'll.
cease: same to you, bub
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: No, I'm afriad you cant...nor your liver niether
Merlyn: by bb
klokwkdog-bluState: nite bubba, sleep well
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Night Bub Bo
Bubba Botox Brain: Don't let the bedbugs byte.
georgeleroyllanwydd: nite bub
klokwkdog-bluState: dex - you can always buy someone else's
||||||||| Bubba Botox Brain says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bubba Botox Brain exits at 11:22 PM.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: How many sheets in the wind now, if I may ask?
klokwkdog-bluState has been up for a week, but he's coming down
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: And he's trailing desiner sheets
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: It's like a...a..Fellini Film
klokwkdog-bluState: where was it, CO? guy found a "donor" on the Internet and both swore no money was involved, so they did the transplant
cease: sounds like the ghost of ruth at yesterday's game
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: One's got a new kidney...the other has a second hand femur
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: What's the score Cat?
georgeleroyllanwydd: Interesting we haven't seen doctec for weeks. At least I haven't
klokwkdog-bluState: they certainly acted ruthless IMO, Cat
cease: no, the guy in the ghost costume, labelled Ruth
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: He's not been around...he's caught in the grip of...uh well...you know who
cease: cards won, 5-2
klokwkdog-bluState: someone probably told him there was a pool tourney in Iraq. But we "won't have any draft"...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Thnx Cat
cease: doc?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: lol
cease: lol indeed
cease: he told me he was going out for dinner tonight with lili but you know where that leads
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: No draft? Well, what do you have in bottles?
klokwkdog-bluState: you should see all the people there who were told on the Internet that there were matching kidneys available
klokwkdog-bluState: ...to a restaurant?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "I'd like a liver to go, and on the rocks please"
cease: probably with a pool table
cease: here, drink this wine. your liver will go
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "Kidney in the side pocket off the Spotted Dick"
klokwkdog-bluState: "Sir, would you like that al fresco or by the pool? ...sir? sir?"
georgeleroyllanwydd: Steak and kidney pie please. And thank the donor for me
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: "And here are your dining companions, Bubble and Squeak"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and doctec disembarks at 11:31 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwyddagain in through the front door at 11:31 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Hah!
cease: and speaking of the doctor....
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: and Hi
doctec: hi gang
Merlyn: hi dok
llanwyddagain: how was the dinner, doc?
doctec: we just got back from the local bistro - and our arms are really tired
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Hiya Doc...we were just riffing on your lack of presence
doctec: sorry we're running late
doctec: dinner was delightful
cease: better than walking early
doctec: i had soup, lili had a burger and let me nibble on her rings
cease: how erotic
doctec: yes, we were the entertainment for the evening - we got the door plus $50
Merlyn: screen door?
doctec: and drinks were on the house!
cease: sounds like my kinda house
klokwkdog-bluState: you were the prize diners?
llanwyddagain: nothing like getting paid to eat dinner
doctec: the problem was, we had to climb up on the roof of the house to get them
klokwkdog-bluState: well, at least the first few, eh DT?
doctec: cat: you say you don't get 'the daily show' up in canada ... don't they carry it on the comedy network up there?
doctec: according to lili's daughter in hamilton, they do :-)
klokwkdog-bluState: of course then, it's just as bad trying to swim down, but the view is better
cease: yes we do, doc
cease: i try and catch it daily
cease: it is superb
doctec: that's good
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Best time Cat
klokwkdog-bluState: that's why it's there...
doctec: lili lives by it
klokwkdog-bluState: jon stewart runes her life?
doctec: i think jon stewart is brilliant - i just hope all the media attention he is getting now doesn't go to his head and he starts taking himself too seriously
cease: elrond can change all that
doctec: 'cause if that happens, no one else will (take him seriously)
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong ig Norse Klok's obvious pun
cease: he seems pretty level headed, doc. at least for now
klokwkdog-bluState: LOL
doctec: i hope you're right cat
doctec: he sure went after the cnn "hardball" guys last week - as a guest on their show (!)
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Doc: That was great
cease: i heard that on air america.
klokwkdog-bluState: you mean "Crossfire"?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Tucker Carlson
doctec: oh yes, sorry klok - i meant "crossfire"
cease: since air america went on the air, i'm listening to a lot less cbc, which is not necessarily a good thing.
klokwkdog-bluState: obviously, definitely on the house. 1.47 sheets indeed
doctec: i get all those shout-down shows confused
doctec: they are a blur in my mind
cease: i now know more about the follies of bush than any non-voter needs to
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Is on the House, y'all
klokwkdog-bluState: "Hardball" is where Chris Matthews argues with everybody, including himself. And on both sides of the Question...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Fair, Balanced, and Loud
doctec: klok: has jon stewart ever been a guest on that show?
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| georgeleroyllanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: IF he has, he likely won't be asked back
klokwkdog-bluState: no, but his performance on "Nightline" was profound. Yet Koppel took him down a notch or two
cease: has anyone seen his book?
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Not in Wal-Mark
klokwkdog-bluState: oops - i mean not that i know of -- i don't get to watch it that often, not having cable
cease: i didnt see that and i often watch nightline, which comes on after the daily show up here
llanwyddagain: I've never watched "Hardass". I don't get cable
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: I watch Ass Phault
klokwkdog-bluState: it's kind of like his Sunday AM show, Ilan, but meaner and longer
llanwyddagain: wow! I just died
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: also known as Home security Follies
doctec: cat: lili ordered the book and got it 3 wks ago, it's hilarious
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Ilan: If you're born again, I dunt wanna k ow
doctec: it's not really just "his" book - it's him and all the 'daily show' writers
klokwkdog-bluState: with Koppel, he resorted to his comic personna, finally, since he had no answers for the hard line Ted was feeding him. Koppel's got about 10 notches on the sum of Begalia and Carlson combined
llanwyddagain: Ass Phault! LOL
doctec: klok: i'm sorry i missed that interview - that would have been interesting to catch
cease: i must check it out
klokwkdog-bluState: it was during Rep. Convention
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:44 PM and late as usual, it's Tommy Armitron, just back from Billville."
doctec: i understand that the crossfire thing is available via bit torrent - is the nightline interview available for download anywhere?
llanwyddagain: hey Tom
cease: tommy
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Hi Tommy
llanwyddagain: you new here, Tom?
cease: i wondered where i put my gun
Tommy Armitron: No, I'm just feeling particularly boney tonight.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: I thought you left it in the tail of the plane
klokwkdog-bluState: dunno, DT -- but there might be a transcript
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Bone Meister
Tommy Armitron: not feeling particularly boney.
cease: bone e boi?
Tommy Armitron: Yeah, yeah. The bonester, the boneman.
cease: thre's a line capone does about st. tommy's gun, in Neal Amid
klokwkdog-bluState: ahhh folks, it's been a loooong exposition, so I think I'll implement my Exit Strategy and pull out...
cease: as most of you know already
llanwyddagain: this is OLD trick puzzle
Tommy Armitron: truman capone?
Merlyn: ok kwd
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong wonders; hmm.."I'm just feeling particularly boney...." "not feeling particularly boney".....HELLO MR> PRESIDENT
cease: off you klok
klokwkdog-bluState: have a very merry evening guys and sale on into the AM if you can, but I'm outta here
doctec: bone machine
klokwkdog-bluState: nite everybody
||||||||| klokwkdog-bluState says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, klokwkdog-bluState exits at 11:47 PM.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Klok: Night =))
llanwyddagain: nite klok
Tommy Armitron: Did any of the bouys show tonight. That WOULD be a miracle.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Nope
llanwyddagain: I thought it was interesting that Don Capone was a decidedly non-tough tough guy
cease: austin hasnt checked in for a while now
cease: maybe he's travelling now
cease: or perhaps busy. i hope they're writing some new stuff for their upcoming tour
Tommy Armitron: If two of them showed, it would break the bank.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: He travels by night
cease: i don think that's ever happened, tom, but i havent been here every thrusday
Tommy Armitron: Alphonse Capote
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Cat: It's never happened
cease: that's not writing. it's not even typing
cease: yes, all the logs are online, it would be easy enough to find out
cease: maybe austin just got tired of it. he tends to go in and out of interests
Tommy Armitron: four crazy games
doctec: if i seem inattentive, it's because i am working on some things for cat's sites at the moment
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 11:51 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Three eligible batchelors
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: and me heding for the door...night all
cease: what exactly is an inelible batchelor?
cease: by dex
llanwydd: cat has more than one site? Cool! I only knew about one
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: already married?
llanwydd: nite dex
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong: Night fellow friends
Merlyn: The logs are searchable; austin was last on at the end of July. I think he's been away for much of the summer.
cease: then, not a batchelor by definition
doctec: lland: there's the bit site and there's the seem real site
cease: is Ayesha's tale going to be up on bitsite by sunday, doc?
llanwydd: I see
Tommy Armitron: I have no idea what Armitron is. A watch? It's a sign advertising something over an outfield wall in Yankee Stadium.
cease: sounds watchful
doctec: nite dex
doctec: bosox rule!
llanwydd: thought it sounded familiar, bone
Tommy Armitron: brb
cease: yeah, that was phenomenal, doc. great salon comedy piece about it today, the curse of the yankees a hundred years from now
cease: glad to see cards win, if its only cuz i like homey larry walker and loathe blue jays abandoning clemons
Tommy Armitron: it's a wristwatch.
doctec: cat: i saw that today - yeah, that was a pretty good piece
doctec: "the republic of the bronx":
doctec: "the bronx hipsters" and all...
doctec: lol
Tommy Armitron: the Yankees got an Armitron with no lubricant.
cease: brooklyn hipsters, wasnt it?
doctec: tommy: ooooh, that sounds soooo painful (the way you describe it)
llanwydd: I'm exhaustive. Think I'll become unconscious for a few hours. See you next week
cease: beats Dodgers
doctec: cat: yes, you're right
cease: by llan
doctec: sorry, i'm trying to do three things at once here - and under the influence of a couple of vodka tonics
doctec: tricky, to say the least
doctec: bye llan
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| llanwyddagain - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: better tricky than turkey
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Tommy Armitron: let's talk turkey. gobble gobble
Tommy Armitron: think I'll change my name to Tom Turkey.
cease: istambul is constantinople
Tommy Armitron: next year it will be a giant turkey above the outfield wall at Yankee Stadium.
cease: you are lost and gone forever, oh my darling, constantine
Tommy Armitron: rubber turkeys are manlier than rubber chickens
cease: rubber turnkeys are worthless
Tommy Armitron: rubber czechs rubber seoul
Tommy Armitron: rubber city rebel billionaires
cease: isnt it good, norwegian would
Tommy Armitron: border
Merlyn: should?
cease: they're in korea
doctec: don't make a korea out of it
Tommy Armitron: Turkey borders Iraq
Tommy Armitron: which is where they are today.
cease: in america, with the few remaining Armenians
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: guess he didnt get a pneumonia shot
Tommy Armitron: Have the Kurds lost their whey?
cease: ask miss muffet
cease: we ate at a kurdish restaurant near the Gare de Lyon a couple of years ago.
cease: not as good as the turkish food i've had in van
Merlyn: people are falling asleep now
cease: indeed
doctec: ok cat, the john petrie link is fixed, and the ayesha "voices" piece has replaced berndt
cease: thanks doc
doctec: working on snagging the stuff from tiny's site now
cease: i'll have to find those photos i took at the emp that are alluded to but no longer present on that
Merlyn: anyone else waiting for san andreas?
cease: living on the fault line
Merlyn: no, the cheerfully violent video game
cease: only video game i know is Pyst
Merlyn: very little explodes in pyst
doctec: blowed up real good...
cease: maybe bergman's bank account?
doctec: bathroom break, brb
cease: didnt he make a fortune on that?
Merlyn: did he?
Merlyn: There didn't seem to be much to the game, really
cease: maybe he just expected to. as the tales from those days are recalled
Merlyn: Ah. Anyone try the mark time game yet?
cease: i tend to avoid all games, unles they're played by men with large sticks, or large balls
Merlyn: I'll add some spider monkeys, they have large balls
doctec: back
cease: you put the balls on the Other Side?
doctec: those balls will mean your fortune
Merlyn: you haven't even scrolled off the top yet
doctec: scroll, scroll, scroll in the hay...
cease: mustafa al stones will see ya now, ya cheap Moor! that's off the top
doctec: cat, is http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/bitbook/img/mexico2.jpg the image i should link to in the ayesha voices thing?
cease: yes doc
doctec: ok thanks
Merlyn: anywho, I'm going to get going...later...I hope the fst.com email-to-news starts working again...
||||||||| 12:36 AM -- Merlyn left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: by merl
doctec: i will stay on the line here as i work - got the image in the ayesha page
cease: thanks, doc. it will be great to show bit's (and ayesha's) friends this weekend
doctec: yes
doctec: so, you say you have those "e.m.p." images?
||||||||| "12:40 AM? 12:40 AM!!" says Catherwood, "MaxVonWoodrow should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as MaxVonWoodrow enters and sits on the couch.
doctec: max
doctec: "it will happen like ziss..."
cease: min
doctec: "you vill be valking down ze street, and a car will pull up at ze curb..."
cease: that's not a curb, that's a cube
cease: oh no, it's a carb! hide, anastasia, hide!
doctec: "...and ze door vill open ... und you vill zee a face ... eet weel be a friendly face... zomeone you know..."
doctec: "... and zey veel offer you a leeft..."
doctec: (sorry, i always liked that scene in "three days of the condor")
cease: where's sydney pollack when you need him?
cease: woody1?
||||||||| "12:45 AM? 12:45 AM!!" says Catherwood, "doctec-new should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as doctec-new enters and sits on the couch.
doctec-new: ignore doctec, that's from a dead browser session
doctec-new: cat, you will need to send me the EMP images - they are apparently not available on web.archive.org
cease: can do, doc.
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:47 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs doctec by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
doctec-new: thanks cat
doctec-new: if i get them from you before sunday A.M., i will get those pages done
cease: wil get on it tomorrow, doc
doctec-new: i should be in a position to get red shift de-berndt-zied over the course of next week - how many CD copies should i make for bubba?
cease: i think he wanted 5, not sure. will ask
doctec-new: that sounds right
doctec-new: ok thanks
doctec-new: i have to check out now, i've got to get up early for work
doctec-new: have a great rest of the evening
cease: thanks again for all your work doc. i'll have stuff for you by email asap.
doctec-new: ok i'll let you know when i get the stuff
doctec-new: thanks
doctec-new: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
||||||||| doctec-new says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctec-new exits at 12:51 AM.
cease: nite doc
||||||||| 12:55 AM -- MaxVonWoodrow left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| 2:13 AM -- Tommy Armitron left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bightrethighrehighre
Bubba Botox Brain
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave
Dexter ''BoSox'' Fong
doctec-new
doctec
Dr. Headphones
Ed Tweenerman
Falafelmoto
georgeleroyllanwydd
just a gob
klokwkdog-bluState
llanwydd
llanwyddagain
Merlyn
Nancy
oneFelafel55
onellanwydd43
Operation Flu Bug Freedom
Tommy Armitron
Warpo

URL References:
http://lodestonecatalog.com/nsp/
http://newyorker.com/talk/content/?041025ta_talk_paumgarten
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/10/21/injuries_reported_as_fans_get_out_of_control_after_last_nights_red_sox_victory/
http://www.electoral-vote.com/
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/marktime/game
http://www.moniqueishikawa.com/bitbook/img/mexico2.jpg

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	klokwkdog	kend^/Dr. Headphones
FreqMan	Merlyn LeRoy	DocTech	LiliLamont
Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO	Nin0	Tonk
	Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
And, "The Home Team"	Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend