Weekly Firesign Chat Log

A Firesign Chat
09/16/2004

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 16, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bubba's Brain into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 5:23 PM, then departs.
Bubba's Brain announces that he will not be in chat tonight, or, if so, will be late. However, by doing so, he appears in the chat room, and early, at that. The apparent self-contradiction is so great that the computer that runs planet X explodes while trying to think about it.
Bubba's Brain alos, while he's here, puts in a shameless plug for the Lodestone Catalog at http://www.lodestonecatalog.com/
Bubba's Brain would like to correct the previous line. "alos" means "also" in mystypioneese.
||||||||| Bubba's Brain rushes off, saying "5:28 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'WASHINGMACHINE', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
WASHINGMACHINE: DO BE DO BE DO
WASHINGMACHINE: LONELY, IM SO LONELY. I HAVE NOONE TO CALL MY OWN.... HOOOOOOWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WASHINGMACHINE: *SIGH*
WASHINGMACHINE: UMMM.... IF NO ONE IS HERE IN 15 MIN, IM GONE... I SWEAR!!!
WASHINGMACHINE: LETS SEE
||||||||| WASHINGMACHINE runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's WASHINGMACHINE?! It's 8:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'WASHINGMACHINE', just granted probation at 8:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 8:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
WASHINGMACHINE: HEY HEY!
Merlyn: I'm not here
WASHINGMACHINE: OH, ME EITHER
WASHINGMACHINE: IF I CANT SEE YOU YOU CANT SEE ME
Merlyn: The usual start time isn't for about an hour yet
WASHINGMACHINE: YEAH, BUT IM AT WORK AND GOT A COUPLE MIN TO KILL
WASHINGMACHINE: FIND A JOB YET?
WASHINGMACHINE: I GUESS YOUR NOT HERE...
WASHINGMACHINE: PARANOIA THE DESTORYAAAAAAAAAAAA
WASHINGMACHINE: RAIN DROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD
WASHINGMACHINE: BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT MY EYES WILL SOON BE RED
WASHINGMACHINE: CRYINS NOT FOR ME
WASHINGMACHINE: I GUESS ILL BE GOIN.... I GOT ME SOME JUICY PORKCHOPS AWAITIN FOR ME..... LOVE & KISSES
||||||||| WASHINGMACHINE says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, WASHINGMACHINE exits at 8:10 PM.
Merlyn: whoops, I was away
Merlyn: and now you're gone
Merlyn: zzz
||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 8:14 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 16, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dexter Zimmerman Fong', just granted probation at 9:10 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Evening all *g*
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Everybody must get stunned
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Positively Pennsylvania Avenue
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Barbara's Farm
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:14 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hiya Merl
Merlyn: hullo
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dave', just granted probation at 9:14 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hey Dave
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Catherwood must be releasing all the political prisoners
Merlyn: doc said he probably won't make it tonight unless he's knocked out of his pool tourney early
Dave: Barbara's farm, is it legal?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Dave: MOre importantly: Is it subsidized?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting '    ', just granted probation at 9:15 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
   : Greetings
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: OI. the invisible man
Merlyn: I'm speechless
Dave: a nonentity?
   : nonsenseyety
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: I nod in your general direction...whatever that is
Dave: if we all did that, that'd be weird
Merlyn: I tried to remember your name, but I've drawn a blank
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ye shall know me by my typos
   : \/\/eIrD as _____
Dave: but easier to rad since so many people have long nicks
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Long necks too
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: or make that 2 long necks beertender
Dave: long-necked Nick, it's also to read when there aren't so many people
Dave: and leave words, I leave out words type, when I type
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: I understand Dave
Dave: i don't :)
Dave: no entiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiendo
||||||||| Dr. Headphones waltzes in at 9:18 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends
Dave: BALD MAN WALTZING!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Dave: It'l come to you
Merlyn: The blank guy is staring daggers at me in ASCII
   : Hi, Doc.
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, i see the invisible man is here with the invisible name
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hey Kend^
   : Inn Visible
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:20 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hi Cat
Dr. Headphones: zimmerman? more closely related to bob dylan or to the guy who tried to start a war with mexico?
Dr. Headphones: meow, cat
Dave: at least we wouldn't know each other, then we could all just talk nonsensically
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Related to the latest burst of activety on the NG
cease: hi all
cease: i was asking alt.ft about dylan quotes in firesign. no luck
Dr. Headphones: ah, the NG. i download about every 2-3 weeks, haven't done so lately
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Slacker
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:22 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hi Ilan
llanwydd: whaz real?
Dr. Headphones: hey llan. i'm not real, only a simulacrum of my former self
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: My emotions
cease: i'm only simril
   : Hey, Fong, any relation to Charles LaFong?
||||||||| Dave runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dave?! It's 9:23 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: maybe elayne will know
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Nameless: No, it's a reference to a Phil Austin character
Dr. Headphones: dave went to dinner, will return later--or so he says
   : Large L
cease: phil zimmerman austin?
Dr. Headphones: doc emailed me, going to pool tournament tonight, probably won't be here
   : Small a
   : Large F
   : Small o
   : Small n
   : Small g
Dr. Headphones: M...O...U...S...E
   : CHARLES LaGong !
   : GONG????
Dr. Headphones: LaFong Mouse, LaFong Mouse, forever let us hold his banner high........
Merlyn: I used to live a block off Lafond Ave, and I used to give directions like "just one block off Lafond Avenue. That's LAFOND, capital L, small A, capital F, small o, small n, small d LAFOND! LAFOND avenue.
   : Sit-up when you key
   : It's a W. C. Fields' bit
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Yes
Merlyn: that's why I have no friends, like deputy dan
Dr. Headphones: WC isn't one i'm real familiar with. that is, unless you're talking about w.c. in the british sense ;)
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Nameless: Phil A's character is Dexter Fong
Merlyn: I think everyone here knows that; one of our regulars was Mr. Muckle
   : Ah yes, and veterans day.
cease: dont tell me there are morewc fields quotes in firesign than dylan quotes
Merlyn: I just found a site looking for flash programmers in the MN area, looks good.
Dr. Headphones: i can program my flash if the batteries are fairly new in it
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: There's certainly a few of them..particularly early on, maybe more
   : Please, call Lord High 'n Low Sweet n' Sour Phantom of the Opry
cease: looking for work, merl?
   : Nay, nameless will do
cease: i got a japanese flashlight recently. smaller than a newborn baby's finger
   : It suits me well.
Merlyn: Yep, lockheed lost a $10 billion contract and couldn't pay me any more
Merlyn: Couple of months now
   : A newborn baby gave me the finger, the other day.
Dr. Headphones: good luck, merl. if all else fails, you can fry chicken at the local KFC for $6/hr
cease: you know dave chappelles' joke about the dealer baby?
   : Lill' bazzzzard.
cease: i'm surprised none of the regulars on this chat watch chappelle's show.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: No
Dr. Headphones: dealer baby?
   : Six bucks an hour, who do I gotta kill!
Dr. Headphones: the chickens arrive there dead, so you're outta luck there
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Baby Dealers
cease: it's like richard pryor meets paul krassner
Merlyn: chickens can pay me $6/hour?
Merlyn: what if the chickens pay me more NOT to fry them?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'alt.FST.klokwkdog', just granted probation at 9:29 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
   : Chickens gave me the chicken finger, the other day.
cease: chicken haws will send you to iraq
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hey Klok
llanwydd: hey klok
Dr. Headphones: yep, merl, chickens are part of the new economy. ebay and chickens keeping this country afloat economically according to bush/cheney 04
   : Lill' Cluckers!
cease: klok
Dr. Headphones: hi klok
Merlyn: the man is his own newsfroup
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Froup?
   : They were hens, lill' mother cluckers.
Merlyn: doc sez he may not be here 2nite
Dr. Headphones: and his own hausgrau
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Nameless: Did you egg them on?
alt.FST.klokwkdog: howdy all; I'm fressing so will mostly watch. i like 2 watch (also to swatch)
llanwydd: do you mean hausfrau?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Newsfrau?
   : Eggactly
Dr. Headphones: well, if merl can say newsfroup, i can say hausgrau :)
   : But the yolks on them.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Eva Prawn, here for MSNBC
   : I had my eyes closed.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Don't friar till you see the whites of their eggs
Dr. Headphones: that eva might be a shrimp, but she's good looking :)
   : Orrrrr, was that Mr. Pototoè Head?
llanwydd: a grau in the haus is worth two in the busch
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Senor Tuber
   : Pototoè too?
   : Pototé too.
Dr. Headphones: i have no busch, no bud, no miller, no beer
Dexter Zimmerman Fong keeps wanting to insert name in blank space
   : Crap, I missed an o .
   : Oh
   : How zen.
cease: your toes smoke pot?
alt.FST.klokwkdog: it's like Winky Dink -- you color it in with your especial pen
   : Ain't been high since Michael Jackson was a kid.
Merlyn wonders if Dave will come back
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: I didn't know Winky was Espanish
Dr. Headphones: alas, i loaned my special pen to a friend, now i can't write any more
Dr. Headphones: nameless: you think he ever grew up?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ken: You have a Pen Pal?
Dr. Headphones: no pen pal, that will wait until i go to prison
cease: my pen, like deputy dan, has no pals
   : I think he grew, or had grown, a bunch.
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Cat -- it's beyond the Pal?
llanwydd: I keep seeing this long space or margin followed by a : Is it the invisible man or just some kind of typographic phenomenon
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ilan: It's a new trend
   : I could've gone for an eight-pack of that.
Dr. Headphones: roy rogers rode a pal o' mine, er, palomino
cease: only the lunch pal
   : Short law case?
cease: i didnt know roy was gay
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Ilan - it's a fig newton of your imag.
Dr. Headphones: isaac newton
   : My ole friend Trigger up and died
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: The Complete Angelino
   : and now they got him stuffed and dried - by Webb
Dr. Headphones: trigger was mounted
cease: i was an angelino when i was a kid
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: So was Dale
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: mounted, not an Angelino
llanwydd: why do they all "up and die"? Seems to me they should "down and die"
   : Yeah, but Trigger didn't complain.
Dr. Headphones: boohbah ad on tv. animatronic toy of some sort
Dr. Headphones: llan: depends on whether you were good or bad, maybe
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Johnny Ramone up and died too
   : boohbah, tellytubbies on crack
llanwydd: so cat, how did you go from angelino to ishikawa?
alt.FST.klokwkdog: supertoys last all year long...
Dr. Headphones: dex: heard that on tv news tonight. wasn't a fan, couldn't even hum one of his songs
cease: i friend of mine used to live in nyc and the ramones played a gig on his roof
   : I wonder if he moaned, raaaaaaaaaaaaa, as his last sound.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ken: Understand but a seminal punk band of which only one member is left
alt.FST.klokwkdog: lots easier to hum than Bjork's, Ken.
cease: who needs more than one?
cease: only the egyptians do that, no name
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: Who would sing harmony?
alt.FST.klokwkdog: kind of right out of This is Spinal Tap (the drummers), eh Dex?
llanwydd: there are a lot of punk bands like that. New York Dolls is another
Dr. Headphones: that's one movie i have never seen, although i know the "up to 11" line
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Well dunno bout that....not that I liked punk music all that much..or even a little bit for that matter
alt.FST.klokwkdog: that's just one of them, Ken; it's the Airplane! of R&R road movies
   : The Slits, silence is a rhythm toooooooooo
Dr. Headphones: i really should make the effort, i guess
cease: one funny flick
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ken: Any of Chris Guests movies are worth seeing
Dr. Headphones: i knew a slit with rhythm once ;) well, maybe more than once!
Merlyn: the champaign of bottled jokes
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Dex - I guess it could better be seen in terms of an Agatha Christie mystery -- band members croak one by one...
llanwydd: the closest thing to punk that I ever liked was R.E.M. But they were another story
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Margaret Rutherford *is* Patty Smythe
Dr. Headphones: "and then there was one guitar left...."
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Mick Jagger is Ned Kelly
cease: homer simpson IS gw bush
Dr. Headphones: and ned beatty IS mick jagger
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Jim Morrison *is* dead
Dr. Headphones: is he?????
cease: gone to that big door in the sky
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Sorry, didn't mean to shock you all
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Dex - or else he's had a complete change of personality
Dr. Headphones: my confidential sources produced a memo, which although forged, was true in content, and it said the lizard king merely molted his skin
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: You *cannot* petition George with prayer
cease: only with dollars. lots of them
Merlyn: that steel is forged
alt.FST.klokwkdog: send Bush back to God...
Dr. Headphones: http://www.slate.com/Default.aspx?id=2106590&
cease: along with anal roberts
Dr. Headphones: is that oral's younger brother?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: afk for drink
Merlyn: they made him use the back door
cease: janease just mentioned importing canadian drugs
Dr. Headphones: send ME some of them canadian druggggggs, puhleaze!
Merlyn: moosehead morphine
cease: bush wants you to think its an al qaeda plot
alt.FST.klokwkdog: sheesh, what, is Canada going to become the "China" of prescription drugs, putting all the hard-working citizens of other countries out of a job due to their slave labor pharmaceutical plants?
Dr. Headphones: "made in canada" will have all the cachet of "made in japan" after WWII
Merlyn: more of that "saskatchewan white"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: More of that Great White North Powder please
alt.FST.klokwkdog: when I was a kid, I had a friction car from japan and you could see inside that it had been made from a Maxwell House coffee can
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Good to the last drop?
Merlyn: those sneaky japanese, trying to get kids hooked on coffee
llanwydd: http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/SmikeysAdvice
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bunnyboy', just granted probation at 9:53 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
cease: takebun
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: a small lurching contingent
llanwydd: check that guy out. He's wittier than Dear Abby and smarter than Dr. Memory
Dr. Headphones: hip hop, bun
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Let's do lurch
Bunnyboy: I'd like to takebun too, Dad...
Dr. Headphones: llan: anything like the fruitcake lady on leno? she's a riot to watch
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:54 PM and Zimmerman Yamamoto steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Leno: A closet Liberal....or not
Dr. Headphones: zy, glad you're here. hear you're glad
Zimmerman Yamamoto: http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/silly-crap/zappa-vs-wmd2.htm
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Oi and Hey Yam lol
cease: not
llanwydd: haven't watched Leno in years
Bunnyboy: Another short stop. My Gigastudio 3 upgrade arrived yesterday, and I'm all a-tingley.
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Liberals in the closet? Get the Behind me
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: ILan: He's grown some, much bigger
Dr. Headphones: a-tingley? sounds like a personal problem, tell it to the chaplain
Zimmerman Yamamoto: You can get shots for that
Dr. Headphones: 7.62mm works best
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Eva Tingley, inventor of the deconstructed bicycle
Dr. Headphones: eva got a divorce, both ex-spouses wound up with a unicycle
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Hard to ride a deconstructed bicycle
llanwydd: why so many zimmermans tonight?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ilan: Why not?
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Ilan - they have been sending telegrams to each other...
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Not a deconstructed bicycle unbuilt for two?
cease: worked for picasso
Dr. Headphones: the jews are taking over the world?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Have not STOP
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Yes
Bunnyboy: lo agin
Bunnyboy: that was scary. A bit of a freeze.
alt.FST.klokwkdog hasn't even BEGUN... ;-)
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ken: It's Rosha Sha Na Na
Dr. Headphones: visit athens, see the frieze
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Just as soon as I become Jewish, that's what I'm gonna do
Bunnyboy: And it ain't even Fall!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong notices Klok has not begun...is not impressed
Zimmerman Yamamoto: friezing Mr Foster?
cease: is elayne out celebrating, or praying, or something tonight?
Dr. Headphones: bananas foster
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: Dunno, she was supposed to call me last week and didn't
Dr. Headphones: i don't know what you do for rosh hannukah
alt.FST.klokwkdog forgot all the holidays and game schedules after he moved off LI and didn't have to worry about being trapped by traffic on Throg's Neck or Outerbridge
Dr. Headphones: but i thought it was closer to christmas
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ken: One thing I do for Rosh is not move the car HOORAY!
cease: i was thinking of visiting nyc soon. hope to see her
Dr. Headphones: parking sins forgiven for jewish holidays? sounds good to me
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
|||||||||    - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: She's one of the 9/11 widows I believe
llanwydd: is all bananas foster the same? Its bananas, vanilla ice cream and dark rum, isn't it?
alt.FST.klokwkdog: that's a different holiday, Ken. all those in N. Hemisphere involve lights and superstition that the sun ain't gonna come back
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ilan: And flames
Bunnyboy: The Phantom croaked.
Dr. Headphones: llan: not really sure, i buy the yogurt with that flavor/name and i like it
cease: robin was killed in the towers?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: 14 minutes for catherwood. doc's email said they hope to fix that
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Catherwood you fool...you're early
llanwydd: I think was named after an R.E.M. song.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bightrethighrehighre in through the front door at 10:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: doc is playing pool tonight, i hear
Dr. Headphones: hey biggie!
cease: big surprise
cease: hi biggie
alt.FST.klokwkdog: flaming yoghurt?
Bightrethighrehighre: Yo Firehedz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: I think he's with Catherwood in the Billieards room
Dr. Headphones: klok: better than a flaming yurt
alt.FST.klokwkdog: yeah, I'd get outta there
llanwydd: I meant to put a long blank space in that last line
Bunnyboy: As re: El and Robin - check this out...
alt.FST.klokwkdog: there's only one fire exit
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: ILan: Still having trouble with the Web TV and your provider?
Zimmerman Yamamoto: That's F1r3h3adz, ben
Dr. Headphones: they are made from felt
cease: a mad hatter,eh?
Bightrethighrehighre: Hi Cat, Doc, Merlyn, etc.......................
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'It's Pea Pole ', just granted probation at 10:03 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: up with pea pole
Dr. Headphones: third time today i've heard the hospital helicopter go over. maybe there's an epidemic here i don't know about?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Lets run a legume up the pole and see if it chats
alt.FST.klokwkdog: no, Cat, it's just that all those northern nomadic types are very mercurial
llanwydd: not so much trouble posting tonight
Dr. Headphones: hi pp
Bightrethighrehighre: Dr. Headphones:all your folks o k in Florida....??
It's Pea Pole : yo what up
llanwydd: I've heard of a bean pole but...
cease: poles, polls
It's Pea Pole : beats a pee pole
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Water melon pole..big around as a redwood
Dr. Headphones: biggie: got email today. one tree down in their yard. it took out power line, they were without from sun. noon through wed. noon, lost some food to thawing/spoilage, but that was all
llanwydd: watermelon pole! LOL
llanwydd: I'd like to see one!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Harvest time, they'd come falling down from 200+ feet...could kill you
Bunnyboy: And I just located El's weblog. It has Robin listed in the present tense as late as December 2003. Phew!
Dr. Headphones: blocked driveway, couldn't leave home, but minor inconvenience
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Bunny: Ah..I saw them when they moved couple months ago..so..
Dr. Headphones: my sister lives next door to them, she drove them everywhere they needed to go
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Dex - it was your 9/11 comment...
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Take me to a Portasan
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok????
Dr. Headphones: take me to a courtesan!
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Take two coutesans and call me in the AM
llanwydd: Is a portasan anything like a Nissan?
Bunnyboy: Ah. Elayne mentions being an Uncle Floyd fan. I'll have to tell her about the new "Best of..." DVD.
cease: i've been to Porto. didn''t see any sand. good sangria though
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Uncle Pink Floyd?
Bightrethighrehighre: Dr. Headphones:no harm no foul....!! my sis went up to miami from key largo to duck and cover....
It's Pea Pole : Frank Lloyd Wrongs' ho house - Water Mellon Falling Waters
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Uncle Floyd Roberts?
Dr. Headphones: i believe god is punishing florida for putting dubya into the presidency
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Pea: =))
Dr. Headphones: but like the bible says, the rain falls on the just and the unjust alike
Zimmerman Yamamoto: Two bushes, two hurricanes
cease: have you heard these charles shwabb ads on air america? only the lowest prices, but only if you're already worht a million bucks
llanwydd: I'm just picturing a house in the shape of a watermelon next to the falls
Bunnyboy: Me fingers is itchin'. Must....dive into....Gigastudio THREEEEEEEEEEEE...!
Bightrethighrehighre: he's punishing CUBA....!!....;)
It's Pea Pole : Duyba rules with Zeus!
Bunnyboy: Nite, boyz.
Zimmerman Yamamoto: nite
Merlyn: nite bb
cease: bun
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Night Bunny
Dr. Headphones: later, bun
It's Pea Pole : Monday at 8 pm.- 7 central, mountain and pacific.....
It's Pea Pole : EVERYBODY LOVES DARWIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Bightrethighrehighre: hurricane jeanis coming....god is awwwwful mad at someone!!
Zimmerman Yamamoto: It's NOT global warming
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: God doesn't get mad...He gets even
Bunnyboy: Fong: No, not Count Floyd, but Uncle Floyd. East Coast cult figure.
Dr. Headphones: can floyd count? ONLY TO TEN!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Bunny: I knew =)) just riffin' =)
Bunnyboy: Fong: BTW, the second SCTV box comes out next month.
Bightrethighrehighre: he likes a rigged game....
llanwydd: I remember Uncle Floyd. Back in the 80s
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Bun: Thanks for info..will be on the lookout
Merlyn: speaking of count floyd, joe flaherty posts in alt.tv.sctv a lot
It's Pea Pole : Uncle Floyd, NYC - knows Dr. Status Quo ---- I mean, Dr. Demento .
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Merl: Never been there..must take a look
cease: realy? isnt he getting enough work these days?
It's Pea Pole : This week:
Bightrethighrehighre: llanwydd: still workin' on "it" ....
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 10:13 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dr. Headphones: peapole: i will have to watch that one. he drives a sharpened fish with feet into their hearts, right? :)
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: Who Dr. Demento?
llanwydd: cool, big
It's Pea Pole : WHO IS DR. D!!!!!!!?????
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: I mean; Who, Dr. Demento?
Merlyn: oh, he likes talking to fans, he told them about the DVD comment tracks that were recorded for the SCTV set. He's guycaballero on something (aol?)
cease: i thuoght demento was syndicated
alt.FST.klokwkdog: Dex - what you don't mean won't hurt you
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Specially if I don't run with it
cease: i heard dave was like that too
Merlyn: Check http://www.drdemento.com/ he was guest of honor here a few months back, too. I gave him a couple of 78s
llanwydd: I was a big dr demento fanatic when I was in 7th grade. I outgrew him by high school
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bug Head', just granted probation at 10:14 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
alt.FST.klokwkdog: syndicated? you mean the Mob got him, too?
Dr. Headphones: hi bug
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Shhh! It's the Head Bug
cease: bugsy
alt.FST.klokwkdog: he is kinda short, Ilan
Bightrethighrehighre: one of my fav Dr. Demento's- "pencil neck geek" by Freddie Blassie....
llanwydd: hey bug
Dr. Headphones: "did you know a cockroach can live a week without his head?"
Merlyn: I have photographic proof, too, at http://www.romm.org/gallery10.html
Bug Head: Bug gotta go, be back
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Bzzzz!
alt.FST.klokwkdog: it's down the hall to the left
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto', just granted probation at 10:16 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto: lie oops
llanwydd: when I was a kid I tuned into dr. demento by accident on wnew and started splitting my sides
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Dr. Bob! How's Bambi
alt.FST.klokwkdog only knows Dr. D from his discovery of Weird Al
Merlyn: oops, wrong convention, try http://www.romm.org/gallery9.html
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dave into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:17 PM, then departs.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hey Dave
Dave is tired
llanwydd: what I specifically remember was a recording by Bob McFadden. Anyone ever heard of him?
cease: how was dinner, dave?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong slips him some bennies
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Monkey Cars on Crack ', just granted probation at 10:17 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ilan: No
cease: oh, rochester!
alt.FST.klokwkdog: hmmm. and klok thought this was all homage to Phil Zimmerman, developer of PGP...
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Denis!!!
Monkey Cars on Crack : http://w1.858.telia.com/~u85821131/weirdo/lossleaders.html Dr. D. work on these AND they were/are GREAT!
Dave: dinner was good, and no drugs please, I need the sleep
llanwydd: dave is back!
Bightrethighrehighre: HEY ALL FST rubber room jazz and/or blues fans-check out live webcast kjzz radio phoenix!!!!
cease: oh don! don capone!
cease: (wote from Neal Amid)
Bightrethighrehighre: http://www.kjzz.org/listen/ontheweb/
cease: which is actually a riff on a firesign benny parody from Tile it LIke it Is
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: remember it =))
Monkey Cars on Crack : Go to KBON for Zydeco
alt.FST.klokwkdog will reconfigure himself to suit the celeb. BRB...
||||||||| alt.FST.klokwkdog runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's alt.FST.klokwkdog?! It's 10:19 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dr. Headphones: hi dr. z, dave, monkey
cease: i'm listening to Stupid White Men on tape
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| It's Pea Pole - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Zimmerman Yamamoto - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog', just granted probation at 10:20 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klokie Bar the Dog
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: Klondike Bar the Dog?
llanwydd: the pole is dead
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: Lassie on DVD?
Bightrethighrehighre: kjzz has an excellent (!!!) blues show on sun nite 6-11 zonie time ("those lowdown blues")
cease: this bar's a dog
Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto: Zloty!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: LOng live the sprig
llanwydd: wonder if he was polish
Dave: kjzz eh? can you stream them?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Got any Kielbasa?
Monkey Cars on Crack : Kiwi?
Dr. Headphones: stream them? you can piss on them!
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: Zespri!
Bightrethighrehighre: Dave:yeah!! and that's important....!!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Piss on 'em, wipe 'em off, piss on them again
cease: and yu can pee into the stream
llanwydd: and that's important!
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: no, only the headend can do that, Cat...
Dr. Headphones: or do like gandhi and drink it, recycling taken to an extreme
Bightrethighrehighre: wax on, piss off....
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Imported from Canada
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: Zymol!
cease: it's in the water
Monkey Cars on Crack : Can a goo goo goo da da da
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: That's why it's monitored
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: most things are in the water
Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto: Prozac
Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto: Blotter acid
llanwydd: you're over my head, monkey
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Eva Prawn here, for The Blue Planet
Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto: Small animals and children
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: it's a microcosim of our existence in every minimally fill up glass
Bightrethighrehighre: that's why their often yellow....
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Yellow? Hello?Mellow?
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: yeah, everyone turned into Chinese
Dr. Headphones: turn 'em over
llanwydd: this sounds like dadism
Dr. Headphones: momism a close second there
cease: keep em flying, dad
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: (sings) All I hear is...Radio Dada...
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Eva Tingley, back for our discussion of Dada
Monkey Cars on Crack : fauv
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Abstr
llanwydd: idi amin dada
Monkey Cars on Crack : is 'em - us or 1
Dr. Headphones: did nina mama?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Nelson Mandela Mama
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: afk for brb
cease: rock a fella rock a fella
Dr. Headphones: btw for fyi
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: "Mom! It was the Bader-Meinhof gang!"
Dr. Headphones: my gang's bader than your gang!
llanwydd: your hof?
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bug Head - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Dave - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Monkey Cars on Crack : my gang's bladder than urines
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog laughed himself silly at that AbFab line...
Dr. Headphones: we will see, er, pee, about that!
||||||||| Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto?! It's 10:31 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
llanwydd: wolf gang's better than streetgang
Merlyn: hey monkey cars, did you come over from majority report?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dave', just granted probation at 10:31 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Monkey Cars on Crack : gang of fur - hairball and cat pee on my shoes
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: An animal lover
Monkey Cars on Crack : Yum
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Monkey: Here, have some hair of the dog that humped you
Dr. Headphones: i had some wild pepperoni on my pizza, love them! much better than the farm raised pepperonis
Bightrethighrehighre: ....got to get outta there and go down to zia records and tapes to get a b.d. gift for step dad, gonna look for FST stuff while I'm at it....back in a few....keep the chromium side up and the rubber shoes down....
Monkey Cars on Crack : Not untl it buys me a milk-bone
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Later Big
Monkey Cars on Crack : pupperonis
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: The milk bone connected to the cookie bone
llanwydd: I just picked all my pepperoni
cease: by big
||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bightrethighrehighre exits at 10:34 PM.
Monkey Cars on Crack : the cookie bone connected to the funny bone
llanwydd: I might can the green ones
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ha Ha Ha
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: The funny bone connected to a wronful death suit
llanwydd: my pepperoni were late this year
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Now hear the word of your HMO
Dr. Headphones: i got my wrongful death suit at the tall and big guy's shop at sears
Monkey Cars on Crack : the wonerful death suit connected to the wonderful death vest
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: does John Edwards wear wrongful death suits?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: "Claim Rejected" See article 47a/122 NZ 14
Dr. Headphones: "inspected by number 14"
Monkey Cars on Crack : Wrongful - damn myopic bastard moi
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: And the wonerful King sisters are all costumed by Death Suits of Hollywood, a subdivision of MR. Yamammoto
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog wonders if Edwards should suggest that voting for Bush/Cheney would cause 3 more hurricanes to hit FL...
cease: good one, klok
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Tough choice
Monkey Cars on Crack : Hitler Dee - Hitler Dum - I'm votin' for the Flipmatron.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: The Devil made you do it?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Flipmatron: The automatic pancake flipper
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: one of my fave Mark Fiore animations has John Edwards endlessly repeating "My Daddy worked in a mill. My Daddy worked..."
llanwydd: is it a hitler or a mister?
llanwydd: what?
Merlyn: joke leftover from 2000: the last Busch/Chaney ticket was "The Unholy Three" in 1929
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ilan: lol
cease: that's Hilter
Dr. Headphones: i am trying to master the art of flipping frying stuff in skillet with the deft push/drop/pull move. practice with cold stuff outside
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: proctor ran that in PP
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ken: It's a "jerky" kind of move..not so much a toss an
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: as letting the rim of the pan provide the altitude
||||||||| "10:40 PM? 10:40 PM!!" says Catherwood, "WCGuy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as WCGuy enters and sits on the couch.
Dr. Headphones: yeah, dex, not easy to describe. have to watch several times then practice
Dr. Headphones: hey john
cease: hi wc
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Mr. Rice San
WCGuy: Hey kids....where are the chips...what, no dip?
Merlyn: hey john
Dr. Headphones: going to kitchen. some oatmeal/choc. chip cookies in there calling my name
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: We're all chips off the old block here
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: And if you hold me tighter, we can dip, yes?
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog enjoys the end of MBE's Butterfly Boucher set on today's replay and prepares to go out on the street and move the Akita...
WCGuy: Dex, don't take this the wrong way, but -- NO!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Noooooo! You've got the devil dog again?
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: ...or the devil dog has meeeeee
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: I'm just another wall flower
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: as long as it doesn't bite the head off a Chiwawa, I may get thru it OK...
llanwydd: my devil has fleas
WCGuy: Sorry bout that Dex, we all have our lots in life.
Merlyn: no interview set up on AA, I suppose WC?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Don't let it bite the head of a Chipewa either
Dr. Headphones: my devil flees when i invoke the name of JEEEESUS!
cease: 48, 49...
||||||||| kosh sneaks in around 10:44 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: counting the months till hockey start?
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: Cat has me crying...
WCGuy: We are getting closer, Merl. It will happen - even if I have to drag the 4 OR 5 INTO A STUDIO!
Dr. Headphones: kosh, er
llanwydd: hi kosh
cease: no, just favourite novelette
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: (we are all Kosh...
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: The 4 or 5 are in drag?
Merlyn: as opposed to doing it from the bathroom?
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: -- Babylon 5)
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Kosh: Good Yontif Pontiff
cease: i thought he died on babylon 5
Merlyn: I was assuming warren dewey or something...how much advance warning do you think there will be? I might fly out to LA for it
WCGuy: Dex, I see a theme here. Dipping, dragging....anything you wanna tell us?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: I really liked Bab %
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: 5
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: yeah, Cat -- and the replacement ambassador was named...Kosh. Hence the line...
cease: one of the best tv series ever
cease: i saw it in portugal
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: Only if you wanna hear it sweetie
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: bad ending, though, worse than a Tom Robbins novel
WCGuy: Gotta the FOUR (at least) together in LA at the right time (whenever) and the right place (likely Dewey). They are talking amongst themselves.
cease: that's why everyone, or many folks speak enlgish there
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Yeah. They ran outta time and didn't do a good job with the ending
cease: good to hear, wc
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: You speak Elvish?
Merlyn: kinda figured, WC, thanks
cease: only in translation, fong
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: Oh, I think the writer got kinda fried. It was too much for one person to both write and fight those battles with UPN and Turner or whoever
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: We owe you many thanks =))
WCGuy: (I will deny this at a later date...but) I would say there is a good chance they'll be on AA on Jan. 28 (night before the first stop of their tour).
llanwydd: Elvish has left the building
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: LOL, Ilan
cease: great news
WCGuy: And you owe me dip too, Dex
Dr. Headphones: that damned cookie had a moustache hair on it! i must be shedding
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Elvish has left the Bullfrog...but I'll be here all week...the veal is really good
Monkey Cars on Crack : sheeding wheat
alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog: and with that, kwd vanishes down the bowl to go street-skiing mit der Hund...
Monkey Cars on Crack : If you got e
cease: klok
||||||||| alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog?! It's 10:50 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Monkey Cars on Crack : flont e
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: Just look me up some time....like between Thanksgiving and Christmas...betweeen the hoidays
Monkey Cars on Crack : conservation of d
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Monkey: amn right
Dr. Headphones: i conserve energy
Monkey Cars on Crack : ƒ = v + y3
WCGuy: K...you on work release between the holidays? :)
Monkey Cars on Crack : Ahhhhh, the holler days.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: Guarding Martha Stewart
Dr. Headphones: a math equation! run for your lives!
cease: and one is no....thing....
WCGuy: No one told me there would be math!
Monkey Cars on Crack : Stewart's Steward
llanwydd: that might not be math. It may be algerian
WCGuy: Bring crimping shears and some hot glue, Dex.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong JR: She can make a lock pick out of a Bay Leaf, an Italian tomato, and a bastard file...It
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: It's a good thing
Dr. Headphones: put it in soul terms: "it's a good thang"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Something you'd use around the house
WCGuy: "Martha's 'There's No Place Like Cell Block-A for the Holidays' Special.
llanwydd: gud thangs is hahd to kem bah
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Martha!: Live from Fulsom prisom
Monkey Cars on Crack : Rock around the homemade clock
llanwydd: I for one am quite sorry for Martha
cease: klok a fella klok a fella
Dr. Headphones: she wants to be out in time to plant her spring garden.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: I killed a womam in Connecticut just to see how she'd clean up after herself
WCGuy: Oh, I gotta hear this one. Why, Ilan?
Monkey Cars on Crack : the xmas ball and decorative chain - for pennies (or bazillllions) a servin' time
Merlyn: I killed a man just for schmoozing
WCGuy: I killed a chicken, just to see it fry
llanwydd: Why not, WC? She hasn't done anything wrong has she. It's not impossible to be sorry for rich people
Monkey Cars on Crack : Merlyn may get the Peace Prize, but no bell.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ilan: Me 2....She got trapped by government cause she lied about a "legal" action Meanwhile, the big thieves go free
cease: i feel sorry for martha washington, being kissed by wooden teeth all those years
Dr. Headphones: i'm going to wave the white flag here, dear friends, and surrender to the yawns. next week, same firetime, same firestation
cease: by kend
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: You part of that splinter party?
Merlyn: martha would've gotten off with just a fine and (at worst) probation if she hadn't lied to SEC investigators. They HATE that.
||||||||| Dr. Headphones runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dr. Headphones?! It's 10:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
llanwydd: nite kend
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Night Kend^ =))
WCGuy: OK, one issue-related statement (then back to foolishness): SHE BROKE THE LAW. SHE IS A CONVICTED FELON. This isn't a comparison with who did something worse (who said OJ?), this is that she was convicted in the court of the land.....and she annoys me.
Monkey Cars on Crack : Big Thief Go Free and Beefalo Boobies Hot Hat Check Opera
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Merl: Better to lie to everyone, like George huh?
Monkey Cars on Crack : bye doc
cease: we fry what you won't touch
Merlyn: But whatever state pen she goes to... that state will have the nicest hand-made license plates...
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| kosh - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: things like that could as easily happen to you WCGuy
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: She "lied" about a legal action she did...she panicked...Is the gov going after Enron with the same tyenacity?
cease: problem with kosh. keeps dying. i thought the vorlons were supposed to be immortal
cease: or maybe that's immoral
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Monkey Cars on Crack : This week:
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: Don't forget: Vosh Rickey Kosh
Merlyn: the bush admin wants to protect enron; they don't care about martha.
Monkey Cars on Crack : Watch the comedy evolve as Charles asks his wife to,
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Farno! Farno
WCGuy: Again, comparisons. Nope, the gubmnt isn't chasing Enron. But she did Lie....and she prolly woulda gotten off if she said "I'm sorry" and opened her checkbook.
Monkey Cars on Crack : "Pack my suitcase with 20 volumes of
Monkey Cars on Crack : "Origin of the Species,"
Monkey Cars on Crack : but, she thinks Charles said `Pack my suitcase
Monkey Cars on Crack : with 20 pounds of Oregon Sea Cheeses'.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: with?
cease: so lie is bad but ken lay is good?
Monkey Cars on Crack : (while down the street)
WCGuy: OK, now that I've cleared up the Martha issue, I have to go.
Merlyn: no, ken lay is crook, but bush protecting him
Monkey Cars on Crack : Bishop Evanshire tells Mrs. Evanshire to, "Pack my
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Martin Buber
Monkey Cars on Crack : suitcase with 20 books of Jesus," and she thinks he said
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: =))
WCGuy: Dex, Chips/Holidays (no Dip) write it down.
Monkey Cars on Crack : `Pack my suitcase with 20 Bricks of Chesses'.
Merlyn: Monkey Cars on Crack, are you on crack?
Monkey Cars on Crack : It'll be a food fight of biblical proportions when
cease: if kerry is elected, would lay be prosecuted?
Monkey Cars on Crack : Darwin and Evanshire meet face to face, and suitcase to
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: JR: Chaps, Doc Holiday, No tip...got it
Monkey Cars on Crack : suitcase, at the
Monkey Cars on Crack : Yorkshire Lactose Quite Tolerant Convention,
Monkey Cars on Crack : where Helga, Olga,
Monkey Cars on Crack : Bertha and Svenrena
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: and Barbara Bush
Merlyn: I would hope so; remember, one of bush's own sons was in the S&L scandal when bush sr. was in office.
Monkey Cars on Crack : (The Wild for Cheese, Norwegian Cat-Juggling Hula, Girls)
WCGuy: Night kids: Be true to your school, like you would to your girl.
cease: two fthem, merl
Monkey Cars on Crack : have been booked to perform.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Eat Poi all night
Monkey Cars on Crack : Starring:
||||||||| WCGuy runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's WCGuy?! It's 11:05 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Monkey Cars on Crack : Martin Mull as Charles Darwin
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Night John
Monkey Cars on Crack : Lucy Lawless as Mrs. Darwin
Merlyn: well, that's two then.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Keith Richards *is* Evanshire
Monkey Cars on Crack : Ben Kingsley as Bishop Evanshire
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Recasting eh?
Monkey Cars on Crack : Della Resse as Mrs. Evanshire
Monkey Cars on Crack : Della Resse as Mrs. Evanshire
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: and Abba'
Monkey Cars on Crack : Richards IS a good idea
llanwydd: what is evanshire?
cease: charles barkly as bishop berkely
Monkey Cars on Crack : with
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: as Helga, Olga, Bertha, Svenrena
Monkey Cars on Crack : Béatrice Dalle as Olga
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: and Carmen Electra as Barbara Bush
Monkey Cars on Crack : Bette Midler as Helga
Monkey Cars on Crack : Shannen Doherty as Bertha
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Bishop Berkely scores triple double
Monkey Cars on Crack : & Britney Spears as Svenrena
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: I wanna speak to the executive producer..My clients were promised these roles
Monkey Cars on Crack : with Jerry Mathers as Castor Canadensis
llanwydd: I've never heard of these vikings
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hey!Casot isn't even mentioned in the script
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Caster
Monkey Cars on Crack : featuring the smash hit song
Monkey Cars on Crack : "Candle in the Camel's Wind"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Castor
Monkey Cars on Crack : Sponsored by
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: By the two Humps
llanwydd: is castor canadensis related to carlos casteneda?
Monkey Cars on Crack : Camp Lake Gonnawannabe Church and Brothel
Merlyn: arthur "two humps" jackson
Monkey Cars on Crack : Next Wheeeeeeeeeek
cease: i thought that was 2 sheds
Monkey Cars on Crack : THE KING OF QUEEN's HOMICIDE - LIFE ON THE MEATS
Monkey Cars on Crack : Episode #3.14: "Low Down Carb Crab"
Monkey Cars on Crack : He is only thinkin' of gettin' a second shed.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bightrethighrehighre', just granted probation at 11:11 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: Low carb crab. That's a novelty
Monkey Cars on Crack : Did he write the symphony in the shed?
Bightrethighrehighre: ....Can I say "jhhelllo...."....??
cease: the symphony in b minus
Monkey Cars on Crack : Novel Tea - A TALE OF TWO JASMINES
cease: imagine melding python and firesign
Monkey Cars on Crack : dedaf, please
Monkey Cars on Crack : Cease, that would be amazing.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Blinth and Tai Leona
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: The 4 or 5 did =\))
Merlyn: thank you, bill dana
llanwydd: and now for something completely not insane!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: afk for brb
Monkey Cars on Crack : My name Jose can u see
Monkey Cars on Crack : by the dawn early blight
Monkey Cars on Crack : or was, the Joy's early blight ?
Monkey Cars on Crack : Well, it had GREAT grease cutters, anywho.
Monkey Cars on Crack : Or, was that mustard cutters.
Monkey Cars on Crack : Cut! Print!
cease: no, this is something any of us could do. blend firesign lines with python bits. it could be quite funny
Merlyn: anywho, I'm taking off, I may be back later...
cease: by merl
Monkey Cars on Crack : bye, Merl
||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Solong Merl
Bightrethighrehighre: hang tough, Merl
llanwydd: IT'S!!!!!!!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: What's happening with the local dope shop (forget the name)
cease: da kine? it's sort of open, just not selling much these days
cease: city council will meet to probably revoke its business licence in early oct
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: much of what? =))
cease: good cupcakes though
Bightrethighrehighre: they also had Giant Rat, In the next world, Electrician, Dwarf WITH THE FOLDED POSTER!!
cease: they used to sell several kinds of cannabis, hash and their own product calle budder. the last time i was there (actually i was there today but it was closed) it was just pedldling these pastrys, and 2 joints for 10$ which is ridiculous
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Big: who they?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: Really!!
cease: a dwarf with a poster! am,amazing!
Monkey Cars on Crack : So, anyone ever listen to this dumb ƒuck http://www.ic-musicmedia.com/TOR ?
cease: yes, their bubble hash was outstanding, their moroccan not so good
llanwydd: I had the dwarf poster on my wall for years
Bightrethighrehighre: East side records in Tempe, AZ Ari- zonie snake....er...uh....state country....
cease: i'm just about out of the juicy fruit i got from the before the bust.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: I still have my signed contract from Manny the Forg
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: brb
Bightrethighrehighre: llanwydd: the poster KICKS....!!....humor....!!
Bightrethighrehighre: *insert here*
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: 'Tab A'
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: 'Slot B'
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: 'Perforation...See?'
Bightrethighrehighre: peyote bubble gum for us kids on the rezzz....
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: High Rezz
Bightrethighrehighre: Dexter: c gawwdddd....
llanwydd: I've got to be going. See you in une semaine, eine woche, seben tages, whatever
cease: hye man, soon we're all gonna be out here living like indians
cease: llan
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Ilan: Verstehen
||||||||| Catherwood escorts doctec in through the front door at 11:27 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bightrethighrehighre: llanwydd: abeeder sane....nos vemos....
cease: hey doc
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hullo Doc
doctec: wow, still people here
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Not people...Avatars
Bightrethighrehighre: ....depend on what we mean by peepelle....
doctec: avatar - is that anything like an oracle?
cease: how was pool, doc?
doctec: i did not do so well tonight
cease: that's why you're here?
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Monkey Cars on Crack - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: was up against better shooters, 2nd & 3rd rounds - matches went to the hill but i couldn't close
Bightrethighrehighre: ....eating the heart of a warm, naked Indian is not necessarily something cheezis k-reist would do....
doctec: got to lili's at around 10:30, caught the last half of 'the graham norton effect' (what a great show)
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Doc: Maybe that woman champ stole your powers
doctec: sitting here with lili watching 'the daily show'
cease: is that a comedy central show doc?
doctec: no dex., it's more a case of: now that i'm shooting well, i have to get better at actually playing the game (i.e. cue ball control, which object balls i go for and when etc)
doctec: cat: yes, 'the daily show with jon stewart'
cease: no, graham norton
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Doc: It's like rel estate: location location location =))
cease: i watch the daily show weekly, at least
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: real
doctec: dex: you got that right
doctec: also, knowing when to 'got for a shot' vs. playinf defensively (i.e. a legal shot that leaves your opponent with no open shot of their own)
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Doc: You mean "hooked"?
cease: anybody wanna contact VD?
doctec: dex: yes (also referred to as 'stitching' your opponent)
cease: get that hook out of me
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: I gotta contract with VD...VD is Barbara Bush
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Doc: If you practice, I recommend playing "call" Boston (rotation) ...gotta call ball and posket...don't matter how it gets there...big premium on position
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'alt.klokwk Bar-Dog', just granted probation at 11:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: WB Klok
cease: klok
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: howdy agin
doctec: dex: yeah, that's a harder game to play - but if you get good at it, it helps with APA 8-ball league games
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 11:38 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
doctec: actually what i need to do now is sped more time alone at a pool hall running drills
doctec: i have a couple of books with some good training drills to do
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: isn't that hard on the felt, DT?
Merlyn: yes, don't throw your life away being a computer programmer, spend more time at pool halls
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: Can this be felt?
doctec: bujt allison really did help me out with my stance and my stroke, without those you're dead in the water
Bightrethighrehighre: ....welcome back to cyber-Valhalla, re-bies....!!
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: right here in River City
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Doc: Always liked your stroke
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: water pool?
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: where's my trombone?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Klok: lol
cease: valhalla gasoline
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: i think the swordfish got it
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: My piano has been drinking
cease: don't know if that's a firesign bit or just one they used to play alot on their radio shows
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: you just waits here, maybe he'll pass another one
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: "Gimme a C, a watery C
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: do you want the c-section view or the plan view?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Si
cease: tom waits for no man, and he wont wait for me
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: groan
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: My sister Sue saw
cease: i thught that was your brother
Bightrethighrehighre: ....I bomb in five minutes....and....I'm about to save a bunch of money on my car insurance....!!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Si..before the operation
cease: it might be a trip to be in dc after a kerry victory. a bush victory, on the other hand...
Bightrethighrehighre: "....an inebriated good evening to ya'll...."
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Sue is sueing
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: Big - and your little dog, er, lizard too
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Eft?
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: steve earle: "Christmas in Washington"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Night Big
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: nite B
cease: big
doctec: well lissen, i just wanted to pop in and say 'hi' - lili and i both have to get up early, need to get lili's cat to the vet by 8am
doctec: night big
Dexter Zimmerman Fong didn't realize so many fs chatters were Jewish
doctec: lili says 'hi' too
Bightrethighrehighre: g'night, sleep tite....wait....where am I going....??
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: nite DT
cease: hi lili
doctec: gotta crash very soon
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Hi 2 Lili Too
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: yeah, we don't look shrewish
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: hi lo
doctec: see you all next week
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
cease: by doc
Merlyn: hey cat, doc, do you think large realvideo files of the Firesign's show at the LA history museum (with pretty bad sound) should be on the website?
||||||||| doctec runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doctec?! It's 11:45 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Bightrethighrehighre: night Doc...!!
cease: good luck with the cat
Merlyn: whoops
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: "Look! The dog is droshky"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: "Shje sure is"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong goes awol looking fo Boston cream Vodka
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: need to catch the rerun of R. Holbrook on hardball and then to Z meself
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: weR fropping like dries
Bightrethighrehighre: no klok...I'll even buy the next round....!
cease: no brown shoed squares?
cease: in the dead of night?
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog is on his (rare) second bier (but first was a lite, so it doesn't count xcept to cancel out the candy bar...)
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: why is it the "dead" of night, some kind of George Romero thing?
Bightrethighrehighre: peyote navel shots all around courtesy elle McPhereson....
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: too many layers in too few words too late at nite, Big... ;-(
Bightrethighrehighre: ....you gotta get the fuzz of "the buttons" and out of her navel, first....
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Eva Prawn, "Waving" goodbye to all you brave Yanks"
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: unbalanced quotation marks or quoter...
Bightrethighrehighre: ketcha nex' week, DEX and Dog....
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog: nite big, dex
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: How Quotidian of you Klok
||||||||| 11:53 PM -- alt.klokwk Bar-Dog left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Night to those who depart
Bightrethighrehighre: was there a "Quotidian Slip" out there....??
cease: klok
Merlyn: Think I'll leave too
cease: off we fly
||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:53 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: "we berthed the Red Serpent in our usual Quotidian slip while the first mate climbed into the barrel
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Night Merl
Bightrethighrehighre: gnite, Merlyn....
Bightrethighrehighre: ....and g'week...!!
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat:: Keep me posted if you're coming to NYC..we must meet =))
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Cat: Also if goi ng to DC, should contact Roto
Bightrethighrehighre: Dex:Llanwyd is in Ticonderoga....fyi just in case....
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Big: I knew he was upstate (NY) , I'm in NYC
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: or Vermont
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: er...Ilan may be in Vt>
Bightrethighrehighre: oops, sorry of any mispellings (Ticonderoga?)
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Big" LOoks good to me
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Well then, I'm outta here too
Bightrethighrehighre: Dex: is "Inthe Next World...." out of print?
Bightrethighrehighre: do ya know?
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Big: Huh?
Bightrethighrehighre: I fergit....
Bightrethighrehighre: FST's "In the Next World, you're on your own"....
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Big" Next world" purchased from Laugh dot.com not so long ago
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: We had to put Cat down
Bightrethighrehighre: I'm about to order the "Everything you Know" video....
Bightrethighrehighre: bye Cat....
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Big; Enjoyable...but prolly the audio version is better
Dexter Zimmerman Fong: Well.....Night again
Bightrethighrehighre: "Everything" is/was a clique-ish cult milestone for about a half of us here since college....
Bightrethighrehighre: uh HALF DOZEN of us, that is....
Bightrethighrehighre: Reebus Canneebissss....
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 12:08 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bightrethighrehighre: not to be confused kidney stones....
llanwydd: you guys are still on huh
Bightrethighrehighre: or the rolling stones....
Bightrethighrehighre: llanwydd: welcome back to happy hour....!!
llanwydd: I just went to get a cup of coffee and a sleeping pill. Believe it or not they work together
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Zimmerman Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bightrethighrehighre: I got a pal that says coffee puts him right to sleep....
llanwydd: now I'm just feeling good and will get sleepy eventually
Bightrethighrehighre: Fong gone....
llanwydd: for me it doesn't work as quickly any more
Bightrethighrehighre: 20 push ups, HIT IT!!
Bightrethighrehighre: there's still plenty of peyote shots, left, too, LLan....
Bightrethighrehighre: everybody else fell right asleep....
llanwydd: well they're no fun. They fell right over
Bightrethighrehighre: yeah....buncha poopers....
Bightrethighrehighre: what time is it now in upstate NY....??
Bightrethighrehighre: est....
Bightrethighrehighre: 3 hrs....dif
llanwydd: precisely midnight
Bightrethighrehighre: oops back on main chat or whatever works best 4 u....
llanwydd: I missed doctec just as I was going out last time and I had to talk to him
llanwydd: did he ask for me?
llanwydd: my sleeping pill is working very very well and I don't have to get up early anyway.
llanwydd: well, I may have to be staggering to my bed soon.
Bightrethighrehighre: Gotta pay my tab and take a powder....gotta get ready for my trip to the folks...."see" ya'll next week in the rubber fun room....!!
llanwydd: and therefore and hence I do retire to hibernation (which I believe is Ireland) until next week
llanwydd: good night
Bightrethighrehighre: good night, guder nacht! nos vemos semana que viene....!!
||||||||| 12:32 AM -- Bightrethighrehighre left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

alt.FST.klokwk Bar-Dog
alt.FST.klokwkdog
alt.klokwk Bar-Dog
Bightrethighrehighre
Bug Head
Bunnyboy
cease
Dave
Dexter Zimmerman Fong
doctec
Dr Zimmerman Yamamoto
Dr. Headphones
It's Pea Pole
llanwydd
Merlyn
Monkey Cars on Crack
WASHINGMACHINE
WCGuy
Zimmerman Yamamoto

URL References:
http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/silly-crap/zappa-vs-wmd2.htm
http://w1.858.telia.com/~u85821131/weirdo/lossleaders.html
http://www.drdemento.com/
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/SmikeysAdvice
http://www.ic-musicmedia.com/TOR
http://www.kjzz.org/listen/ontheweb/
http://www.lodestonecatalog.com/
http://www.romm.org/gallery10.html
http://www.romm.org/gallery9.html
http://www.slate.com/Default.aspx?id=2106590&

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	klokwkdog	kend^/Dr. Headphones
FreqMan	Merlyn LeRoy	DocTech	LiliLamont
Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO	Nin0	Tonk
	Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
And, "The Home Team"	Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend