A Firesign Chat
07/01/2004




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 01, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 01, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwkdog', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
klokwkdog: you're over-modulating, Skybird!
klokwkdog: shame!
klokwkdog: robots rules of order don't apply
klokwkdog: 8:43 PM EDT logging of Skybird hath beginned
klokwkdog: more bad words to avoid: supercalifragilisticexpealidotious
klokwkdog: heck, this is UBER-modulating
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 9:14 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
klokwkdog: yellow, JL
ah,clem: hi
klokwkdog: well, OK, the rest of you and the music is not pinning
ah,clem: hi all
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 9:17 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: howdy dear friends
klokwkdog: plural?
klokwkdog: you are perhaps counting the Elevator Boy?
||||||||| 9:18 PM: Clueless_Monkey jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
klokwkdog: yech, talk about swallowing the mike
Clueless_Monkey: hi
klokwkdog: nice tunes tonite, G, until this other crew took over...
Clueless_Monkey: eeds to come down 10DB
Clueless_Monkey: Rhode Island called ME
Clueless_Monkey: I only do a show.
klokwkdog: or up 150 DB
Clueless_Monkey: I can't touch the nobs.
klokwkdog hates caller ID...
Clueless_Monkey: oh you dawg!
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog: also collar ID
Bambi: working on it klok :)
klokwkdog: but only the police have that
Clueless_Monkey: I have a collar on all the time, I am a monkey ya know
klokwkdog: you used to be on "Friends", right?
Clueless_Monkey: Police? It is the city pound that scares me!
Clueless_Monkey: Ah matilda, I knew her back when.
klokwkdog: YOU STARTED OILY
Bambi: petunias :)
Clueless_Monkey: she only did clog dancing back then.
Clueless_Monkey: this is only a test.
klokwkdog: I'm a 20" breezebox; that's me, your biggest fan
Clueless_Monkey )
Clueless_Monkey: Off to the kitchen for an udder bananna
klokwkdog: I gonna find Tim Berners-Lee and have a (smacking of fist into palm) long talk with him about this "www" crap.
Clueless_Monkey: its too loud, man, would you MIND leaving the room?
klokwkdog: he picked the ONE letter in the alphabet that requires THREE syllables to say.
klokwkdog: Then he used it THREE times!
Bambi: LOL
klokwkdog: I would suggest that you use the UK/Oz/NZ approach of saying instead "dub-dub-dub" (perhaps waiting until regime change comes in DC)
klokwkdog: JL/Bambi, you gotta get better scripts
klokwkdog: BING! The ACTUAL (Non-Catherwood space) time is now 9 PeeAuntieEm, Eastern Zip Zone
klokwkdog: 9PM
Clueless_Monkey: still too loud on xmms
klokwkdog: that's what the slider is for, G ;-)
Clueless_Monkey: m
klokwkdog: 9:01 by my klok!
Clueless_Monkey: I slid it down but don't hep. My fault I guess. It is always my fault
klokwkdog: blame it on the little people
Clueless_Monkey: catherwood has no time clues
Clueless_Monkey: that guy with the southern accent is loud.
Bambi: sounds good here now on the return feed on winamp
Clueless_Monkey: it was HIS faoult
Clueless_Monkey: it is OK now
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:30 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Don into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:30 PM, then departs.
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog: everything returns to dump on Winamp
Dexter Fong: Hey! Come back! That's my lucky nickel
Bambi: hi Don and Dex
Clueless_Monkey: I ate my quarter. Yummm cupronickle
klokwkdog: he's the UBER-modulator, G
Clueless_Monkey: jes
Don: hey Bambi
klokwkdog: hey Don
Bambi :)
Dexter Fong: Hiya Bambi, C_M, Don, Klok, and a graying Clem
Don: howdy Klok
klokwkdog: hello Ash!
Clueless_Monkey: clem
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog: let us park your car...
Dexter Fong: You're responsible
Clueless_Monkey: bambi go push a dot on clems unit
klokwkdog: sheesh, I always used crickets
Clueless_Monkey: to noisy, and they always flame out
klokwkdog: but noodling is much more fun
Dexter Fong: ..
klokwkdog: Gary - always keep the igniters on when you go hypersonic
Clueless_Monkey: free pasties toall visiters
klokwkdog: if you lose more than one engine, the asymmetric thrust will tear the fuselage apart
Clueless_Monkey: no wonder I hit that mountain in the amos and andes
klokwkdog: always look for the Andes lights, has saved my keister many times
klokwkdog: but they're only modeled in the most recent versions of fright stimulator
Clueless_Monkey: Andes Light good beer
klokwkdog: I thought it was men in skimpy underwear...
klokwkdog: or else men in search of women with skimpy underwear...
Dexter Fong: G-String Men
klokwkdog: or even men in search of donkeys in skimpy underwear
Clueless_Monkey: shoe wackers!
Clueless_Monkey: I think the clemster is gonna wink out.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctec-o-rama into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:38 PM, then departs.
klokwkdog: a real winky-dink
Clueless_Monkey: polka dot undies
doctec-o-rama: rama lama ding dong
doctec-o-rama: hi gang
klokwkdog: I thought broadcasting the call letters would help Russian bombers home in...
Dexter Fong: Hiya Doc
Clueless_Monkey: tec how dee!
klokwkdog: hey DT
doctec-o-rama: don't think i'm gonna last too long tonight, i'm extremely fatigued
Clueless_Monkey: worked for da japs in 1941 torra borra boomp te yay
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 9:39 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
doctec-o-rama: thought i'd poke my head in for a short while
Clueless_Monkey: it is tomorrow here!
Bunnyboy: lo dere
klokwkdog: yeah, some of the kerning on your typing shows characteristic "finger splints" that indicates that, Tom. You should take care
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
klokwkdog: or at least Tylenol...
klokwkdog: hey, BB
Bunnyboy: Wake up, Doc!
klokwkdog: doing a Syliva Plath imitation, DT?
Bunnyboy slaps Doc with a dusty script
Clueless_Monkey: mmmm cocaine morphine slushy under the counter at 7-11
klokwkdog: of course, that's how they sell so many
doctec-o-rama: not the real plath but an incredible stimulation
Clueless_Monkey: silva learning center and ground hog pudding establishment
doctec-o-rama: hey bb
klokwkdog: "You can go to the 7-11 and buy a Slurpy and get a receipt, but somehow a $$$ voting machine can't manage it?" -- Greg Palast
Clueless_Monkey: tuth
doctec-o-rama: bubbas brain is either on his way or has already arrived in minnesota for the CONvergence
Clueless_Monkey: we already LOST the election, though the canadian one made me laugh.
klokwkdog: "You may have already voted. You just won't find out how until later." -- Greg Palast
doctec-o-rama: ah clem should put in a good word for http://lodestonecatalog.com
Bunnyboy: brb...
klokwkdog: Canadians vote, use paper ballots, count 'em in an hour or so, results almost immediate after last polls close
Dexter Fong: Klok: There's only about 600 people up there
Clueless_Monkey: bookarked
klokwkdog: Cat (cease) is located in Vancouver, grow-lamp capital of the world; you can ask him about it
Clueless_Monkey: but why don't they talk?
Dexter Fong: Rest are american tourists and draft dodgers
klokwkdog: the precincts are about the same size, Dex
doctec-o-rama: klok: lol (and it's sooooooooo true...)
klokwkdog: same number of folks
Clueless_Monkey: I am canadian, for all pourptical practices
doctec-o-rama: grow lamp, glow lamp - it's so hard to tell the difference
klokwkdog: DT - I meant the election, not the grow lamps...
klokwkdog: actually, the election was sort of about the grow lamps...
Clueless_Monkey: look on the map, see that is me waving, on meteo media channel
Dexter Fong: Show them a grow lamp and they will follow it untill they forget what they're doing
doctec-o-rama waves back at the cluelessmeister
klokwkdog: they think it's a hole through to the next world, Dex
Clueless_Monkey: Ah 5 parties in canada, no majority. Only ONE party in the USA.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Motreal?
klokwkdog: but once they cross over, they find themselves all alone
klokwkdog: more likely Mountie-real, Dex ;-))
Dexter Fong: Seems like Skybird is doing a trailorpark festival
doctec-o-rama sold some JUPM stock options and just put in an order for a desktop-class hp pavillion laptop - he wants to be able to do serious audio & electronic music production wherever he wants to!
Clueless_Monkey: I taped CBC and CTV. Mansbridge and Floyd Robinsicle.
Bunnyboy: And that party is here!
Clueless_Monkey: Yup bb
Clueless_Monkey: The video ipod came out today.
doctec-o-rama expects to have the laptop in about 2 wks
Clueless_Monkey: Saw it on BBC newsworld
klokwkdog: You can put tape over the screen, G, but that Canadian stuff floods out through the cracks and warps your mind
Clueless_Monkey: bambi don and clem fading fast
Clueless_Monkey: I know dog
Dexter Fong having got the SCTV DVD-set expects/hopes to have his mind warped
klokwkdog: we should jam those weasels, those absolute cowards who take our free trade, ram their cheap lumber down our throats, but when it comes time to step up and defend freedom, they're all home smoking the funny stuff
doctec-o-rama: they're fading because they are engaged via the audio medium - hard to talk and type at the same time
Clueless_Monkey: But in canada we have dannone and tim hortoon
klokwkdog: well, if you're Gerald Ford or Rumsfeld, maybe
doctec-o-rama me expects dex will really love the sctv dvd set - doc taped a lot of those shows when they were broadcast and has played them to death
Clueless_Monkey: Dans micro phluge is just too loud
klokwkdog: didja catch Rumsfeld in the Senate hearings, amazed at digital cameras? like Bush Sr. amazed by the supermarket checkout scanner
Clueless_Monkey: I am SCTV
klokwkdog: kwd must temp off-planet sorry
doctec-o-rama: ah yes, the venerable tim horton's - when lili and i trek up to hamilton ontario to visit lili's daughter eleni, i am always amazed at the sheer ubiquity of tim hotron's establishments
Clueless_Monkey: my TV robot turned off CN and is now looking at CTV
Clueless_Monkey: some CSI show.
doctec-o-rama: nion oh six six six
Clueless_Monkey: blue mouse aztec wrong
Clueless_Monkey: wrong
Clueless_Monkey: wrong
Clueless_Monkey: My pigs live in trees and fly. Bad when the droppings hit your car windshied, or windscreen as we brits say
Clueless_Monkey: That's my dog, Tighe, he lives in the boot
Dexter Fong: My understanding is that pigs don't so much fly as plummet
doctec-o-rama: clueless: you're a brit?
Dexter Fong: brat?
Clueless_Monkey: ONE of my FAVE FST recordings.
Clueless_Monkey: Iam actually Quebecois, but I play a brit on TV
Dexter Fong: Who usually wins?
Clueless_Monkey: J'mapelle le Monk
Bunnyboy: Dex: Have you broken into that SCTV set yet? I just finished it the other day. Lotta fun.
Dexter Fong: Bun: Just arrived today..will break into over the long weekend
Clueless_Monkey: The other side always wins, I let them its my karma
Clueless_Monkey: RETHREAD that FILUM
Clueless_Monkey: sprocket jock
Bunnyboy: I'm looking forward to Vol 2. of SCTV in October, including the Godfather Parody.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dr.Headphones into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:55 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Bun: I just want it all, the 90 min shows; the 30 min shows; the stuff they did for showtime? or whatever after they left NBC
Clueless_Monkey: it is only a movie mister docphones
Dr.Headphones: hello, dear friends
Dexter Fong: Hiya Ken
Clueless_Monkey )
Clueless_Monkey: I like wire recorder.
Dexter Fong: Did you know the wire recorder was invented by an Indian..Chief Webcor?
Dr.Headphones: i actually saw a wire recorder once. amazed that it actually worked!
Clueless_Monkey: Have a marconi 1935 wire in me collection (it is only a file)
Bunnyboy: Dex: As the booklet in the set indicated, they're at least planning the 90 minute eps, FOLLOWED by the 30 minute eps.
Bunnyboy: As far as the Cinemax sets, anybody's guess.
Clueless_Monkey: I have the german first known wire recording.
Bambi: oooo, I'm fading
Clueless_Monkey: and a nifty pic of the machine.
Clueless_Monkey: BAMBI is reborn!
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Great, thanks Bun..YOu know about the 45? min shows they did for one of the premium channels, (can't remember which one)?
Bambi: enjoying the show?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Tell Clem to get that hill billy outta there
Bunnyboy: Here's a fun item: On the same day ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE - SEASON 2 is being released (8-31), another title producer is releasing the COMPLETE collection of FRACTURED FLICKERS.
Bambi: that hillbilly was great fun
Bambi: he isn't really a hillbilly ... he's a chinchilla farmer actually
Dexter Fong: He's not raising the cultural level of my home entertainment center
Dr.Headphones: bun, even though i don't buy or rent many, i count on you to keep me up to date :)
Bunnyboy: Yes, Cinemax, according to the fabulous ep guide I found online. Just google "SCTV EPISODE GUIDE" to find it.
Bunnyboy: It's a (natch!) Canadian site.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: That's it Bun: Any plans to release those? Not really as good but still...it's SCTV kinda, sorta, mostly
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bightrethighrehighre into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:01 PM, then departs.
Dr.Headphones: hi big....
Dexter Fong: Hiya Bight
Dr.Headphones: syphillis socialist peoples institute? why didn't i ever hear that before???
Bunnyboy: lo Bightre. Canadian, eh?
Dexter Fong: Ken: Maybe you have KWD syndrome?
Dr.Headphones: nope, it's confirmed glaubner's
Bunnyboy: is that (kwd) syndrome?
Dexter Fong: Bun: YOu have it two?
Dr.Headphones: sorry, only one per family
Bunnyboy: Vas ist KWD? klokwkdog?
Bightrethighrehighre: Hi-ya frenz, it's me Bht the geeker, the soothesayer seeker...transmitting just this side for ft. Stinkin, desert, surrounded by a bunch of warm, naked indians....!!!
Dexter Fong: But I've got two familys
Bunnyboy: KWD = Keep Weed Damp
Dr.Headphones: any of them injuns female? if so, WHERE ARE YOU?
Dexter Fong: Bun: Yes..refers to his getting a FST reference after 20 years or so
Dr.Headphones: no weed here to keep damp unless you count the back yard which needs to be cut....
Bightrethighrehighre: eh eh eh heh heh ep eep my secret!!! e-eck- RICIANNN!!!!!
Dexter Fong: Bight: Sounds like you got them redskins just where you want 'em
Bunnyboy: Dex: Join the club! Still happens to me, every now and then.
Bightrethighrehighre: I get better warm naked female recep-shun, that way....
Dexter Fong: BUn: That's what I told Klok =))
Dr.Headphones: yea, reebus :)
Clueless_Monkey: ccbus
Clueless_Monkey: reebus, I like him.
Dexter Fong hopes y'all are coming to NYC to protest at the Republican convention...got a real nice area set aside out at Montauk point
Clueless_Monkey: and the comet is REAL.
Bightrethighrehighre: actually, I like the kardinals this *ah-barney* year....KNOT!!!!
Clueless_Monkey: I am protesting everything that exists in only 3 demensions. DOWN WITH CUBES, DOWN WITH SPHERES!
Bunnyboy: I remember how I flipped, when I was a mere pratt, and had heard "How Can You Be..." for the first time 6 or 8 months prior. I was aimlessly looking at some literary digest, and ran across Molly Spoilsport's "pitch". Imagine my surprise!
Dexter Fong: Evel Knievel thinks the Jimmy Kimmel show is the best late night show on television
Bightrethighrehighre: screw the HUN!!!
Clueless_Monkey: NUKE THE WHALES!
Bunnyboy: "Yessssssss yesssssssss..."
Bightrethighrehighre: wail the HUN!!!
Bunnyboy: And Yes I said Yes I will Yes Yes
Dexter Fong: Bunny, you literati
Bightrethighrehighre: yes she said.....yessssssssssssssssssss
Dr.Headphones: the comet? i remember it. made by mercury, similar to the falcon, wasn't it?
Dexter Fong: "Stately plump Buck Mulligan ...............
Dexter Fong: Damn! That hill billy's back
Clueless_Monkey: This guy is JUST SO LOUD!
Bunnyboy: BTW, everybody take note of the 100th Bloomsday a few weeks back.
Dexter Fong: Hey Im on Radio
Dr.Headphones: bun: heard the specials on NPR. i have started that book several times, got about 5 pages each time, gave it away
Dexter Fong: My voice sounds so different though
Bunnyboy: Sorry, that was a question.
Bambi :)
Bightrethighrehighre: Merlyn...you're the this life of the party....we're on our own....?
Dr.Headphones: dex: you're a ventriloquist or a veteran or something like that starting with "V"
Bightrethighrehighre: got yer ears on good buddy....?
Dexter Fong: HIlerio is dead now...sad story...died a homeless sterno bum
Bunnyboy: Head: You'll have to wait for BLOOM, the movie, with Stephen Rea as Leopold Bloom.
Clueless_Monkey: your brother is TOO LOUD clem
Dr.Headphones: i find bloom county much easier to understand ;)
Bightrethighrehighre: sorry about tues.... etc.....I tend to pass ou....er....uh...fall right asleep by th time you pick up....
Dr.Headphones: and not sure who stephen rea is, but i've grown fond of chris rea's music lately
Dexter Fong: Monk: That's cause he spends all his time at tractor pulls..have to yell over the noise
Bunnyboy: Head: Have you borne witness to The Return of Bill The Cat in OPUS recently?
Dr.Headphones: i had an impacted tractor once, got it pulled
Bambi: lol
Dr.Headphones: bun: don't take the paper now, and haven't looked for it on the web
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dextrose Fong into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:14 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Ken: I understand you've had it pulled more than a few times
Dr.Headphones: dextrose fong? how sweet :)
Bunnyboy: Stephen Rea played the IRA lead in THE CRYING GAME.
Dexter Fong: Eeeekkkk! A subtly altered doppleganger
Dr.Headphones: bun: didn't see that one
Dextrose Fong: Stop pulling that impacted tractor, you'll go blind!
Dexter Fong: oi
Dextrose Fong: OI
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dave into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:15 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Optimum Input
Bambi: lol
Dr.Headphones: howdy, dave
Bambi: hi dave
Dexter Fong: Hey Dave
Dave: the knowledge of the people
Dexter Fong: is a flaming sword
Dr.Headphones: most people don't have any knowledge. they count on the media to inform them. bunch of dunces.....
Dextrose Fong: This has been a test of the OI broadcast system, Had this been a real OI, you would have beeen dvisedwhere to tune for instructions and Yamamotos
Dexter Fong: firend to those who have no friend
Dexter Fong: enemy to those who make them an enemy
Dr.Headphones: enemy to those who need an enema
Dave: Blank
Dextrose Fong: Roll up yr arm and bend over
Dextrose Fong: You want regular or Premium
Dextrose Fong: or Ethyl even?
Dr.Headphones: ethylene glycol is my drink of choice
Dextrose Fong: You might not dig her she's sorta DEisel
Clueless_Monkey: yellin
Dr.Headphones: biodiesel?
Clueless_Monkey: this is murka
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Don - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Clueless_Monkey: put your teef back in.
Clueless_Monkey: hahahahahha
Clueless_Monkey: spittin in the toilet!
Dextrose Fong: Skybird works on Jet Audio BTW
Dr.Headphones: i don't spit in the toilet. however, change one letter of one word, and i do that
Dexter Fong: We may be listening to the 21st Century version of LUm and Abner
Dextrose Fong: This is classic
Clueless_Monkey: thanks dex
Clueless_Monkey: Jet audio does it run on Linux?
Dr.Headphones: whatever happened to lums? nice restaurant for when you left the bar for the night
Dextrose Fong: Sadly no
Clueless_Monkey: Most of this place is REDHAT 9 or FREE BSD
Dextrose Fong: It's a decent program
Clueless_Monkey: shame
Clueless_Monkey: I want a spoon solo
Dr.Headphones: free bsd! they have been in jail too long :)
Clueless_Monkey: I WANT CACA BABY!
Dextrose Fong: XMMS works well w/skybird
Clueless_Monkey: yep thats what I am listening to.
Clueless_Monkey: I had 2 running until they got out of sunk
Bunnyboy: Dang! Looks like you'll have to wait until Berke Breathed has enough OPUS strips for a book. He ain't posting 'em online.
Dextrose Fong: I'm in widoze for graphics which Linux is not too good at
Clueless_Monkey: Elaine loved Dr. Fun.
Clueless_Monkey: Linux is good graphics in the new red hat.
Clueless_Monkey: BETTER and faster then windows, and it don't crash no more.
Dextrose Fong: do tell
Bightrethighrehighre: sorry about tues.... etc.....I tend to pass ou....er....uh...fall right asleep by th time you pick up....
Dr.Headphones: i have fedora 1.90 on de udder machine, like it quite well
Clueless_Monkey: Mine works just fine.
Clueless_Monkey: JL did the install.
Clueless_Monkey: FEDORA IS ICKY
Dextrose Fong: Does it do Illustrator files?
Clueless_Monkey: Fedora is subware.
Clueless_Monkey: Go back to RH9
Clueless_Monkey: There is no support for fedora.
Clueless_Monkey: I don't do illustrator.
Dexter Fong: or try on this spiffy Borsalino
Dr.Headphones: not much support for other red hat unless you pay
Clueless_Monkey: So I can not address that.
Bambi: fedora is Redhat's development version available for no charge
Clueless_Monkey: It does everything I want.
Dextrose Fong: I'll stich with SuSE
Dr.Headphones: dex: i've always wanted a nice borsalino, but have never had the money whilst i was near a large city with a hat store
Clueless_Monkey: Burns DVDs, CD, and dvd 4GIG backups.
Clueless_Monkey: I am too cheap to pay for an OS
Bambi: there are updates to it but the requirements are much greater than Redhat 9 and it is not the polished Redhat distro that they now sell with 'service and updates'
Clueless_Monkey: and I refuse to be a pie rat.
Dextrose Fong: But does it do vector graphics or run mapping programs?
Dr.Headphones: monkey: i haven't since i bought win 3.0 many moons ago
Clueless_Monkey: bambi knows this stuff.
Clueless_Monkey: I am just a monkey
Clueless_Monkey: I had to get win for my toopid job.
Dr.Headphones: unless you count the extra you pay for new computer with windoze on it
Bambi: you have to check the programs that are available for Linux for graphics and mapping. The Gimp does a great job with graphics
Clueless_Monkey: Bam has the photo of me with the wooden UNIX sco box.
Dexter Fong: Monk: if you get like a thousand of your kind to gether in a big room with computers, aside from shakespeare, you'll develop all that stuffr
Clueless_Monkey: GIMP is not for simps.
Dextrose Fong: Ha, been there-no .ai support
Dextrose Fong: Gimp works nicely
Bambi: but I alway say .. .the right tool for the right job ..., for most things Linux will work great, but you do have to putz with it a bit at times ... but then again when I see some of the 'unsigned drivers' for XP ... LOL
Dr.Headphones: well, i hope i don't miss something good and/or special, but i'm leaving the stream now. PBS on tv calling my name
Clueless_Monkey: well our small group of monkeys did clidk out the C++ for OS-8
Bunnyboy: Anyone who hasn't seen it, do yourself a favor and see FAHRENHEIT 9/11 this weekend.
Clueless_Monkey: PBS, you need the ac3 feeds.
Bambi: enjoy Ken
Dexter Fong: Monk: See...just keep plugging away
Bunnyboy: I've never seen a film before where my jaw involuntarily clenched.
Clueless_Monkey: I will wait until after the election when it comes around on the DVD
Bightrethighrehighre: I'm from AZ and....well....I play the piano....
Dextrose Fong: You'll write shakespere one day
Dr.Headphones: it's about palestinian suicide bombers who failed
Dr.Headphones: no show in this little burg, will have to drive to da beeg city to see
Clueless_Monkey: to be or not to be that is the magoricle zxx frisby
Dexter Fong: MOnk: Don't you have to wait until it's converted into Centigrade?
Bunnyboy: On the lighter side, SPIDER-MAN 2 is just swell.
Clueless_Monkey: THE DAY AFTER was my first clue.
Clueless_Monkey: day after to morrow.
Clueless_Monkey: OH no its the space kittens attacking again!
Clueless_Monkey: the pains are coming back.
Bightrethighrehighre: the day the earth stood still...
Dexter Fong: and everyone kept on going
Clueless_Monkey: mars dust, goes well with garlic and prune tang.
Bightrethighrehighre: and fell right off....
Clueless_Monkey: keep watching the ski
Dexter Fong: The POlish are coming
Bunnyboy: And they're bringing...sausages. With EYES!
Dexter Fong: Help! It's the poleesh
Dr.Headphones: dinner ready here, will be away for a few. feel free to talk about me :)
Dexter Fong: Boy that Ken is boring huh?
Bunnyboy: (tramps in place, chants) Who are we, we are sausages, we are sausages with eyes..
Dave: that Ken, god
Dave: if only Ken had hair
Clueless_Monkey: Here comes the reaper.
Dave smiles
Dexter Fong: Ken applies Rogaine
Bunnyboy: Hey, bald is beautiful, baby!
Bunnyboy: With the exception of Ken.
Dexter Fong: =))
Dave: I'll know in a relatively short amount of time, my grandfather went bald before he was 30
Bunnyboy: KIDDING! I kid because I love!
Clueless_Monkey: If only ken were anotomically correct and not just politically correct. I can't believe they got a divorce.
Bightrethighrehighre: where's Wholeflaffer....? he shouda gotta grammy....!!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Travellin'Lili into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:35 PM, then departs.
klokwkdog: hi Lili!
Dexter Fong: I go afk to refill drink
klokwkdog: how's the antipodes?
Dextrose Fong: oi
Dexter Fong: Hi Lili, Doc's here but turning gray
Clueless_Monkey: I went bald at age 16 (no lie, just my nice hypothalamus and Cushings Syndrome)
Dave: high lili high low
ah,clem: yellow
Dexter Fong: Peter Cushing?
Travellin'Lili: Hi, guys. Hi, Klok. I have two hours to check out, and I have to pack, but I wanted to drop in, even if it's briefly.
Dave: no, blue
Clueless_Monkey: sadly no.
ah,clem: BRB
klokwkdog: on the rode again?
Clueless_Monkey: I don't know the guys first name, it i just another disease.
Clueless_Monkey: clem saved himself.
Travellin'Lili: Dex: They're probably OK, but my contract here is done, prematurely.
Travellin'Lili: Where's doc?
Bunnyboy: What is this, a *meeting* ? Okay, okay. Yeah, I started losing my hair around age 19, mostly bald by 25.
Clueless_Monkey: Well now I live on hippo campus. Great pre law school, and we all an be fat and proud.
Bunnyboy: And the Firesign Theatre is to blame!
klokwkdog: doc was here, begged off oily
Clueless_Monkey: My late wife loved bald guys.
klokwkdog: you can open the log in another tab/window and see his excuses ;-)
ah,clem: recording, klock?
Clueless_Monkey: she knew what it meant. Brain fried off all the hair, and oh my the testosterone.
klokwkdog: 5 by 5 since 8:43 sign-on
klokwkdog: yep, 10.52 MB so far, Clem
ah,clem: cool
ah,clem: tks
Bightrethighrehighre: so Nino actually been down there before reebus....?
Clueless_Monkey: I am 5 6 in my bare feet. I don't wear stockings, and you already know about the shoes
klokwkdog: actually 79F and a tad uncomfortable, Clem ;-)
Dextrose Fong: Clem-Skybird works nicely w/Jet audio
klokwkdog: lili, U leaving NZ now or just changing position in godzone?
Bightrethighrehighre: we know about everbody's shoes....
Clueless_Monkey: it is 56.5 here.
Dexter Fong: Monk: THis is *not* a dating service
Dextrose Fong: Kicks open a handy winformational window that asks for money
Travellin'Lili: Hi again, stepped away and now I don't know where we are. Does anyone know where doc is?
klokwkdog: he said he was fatigued, Lili
ah,clem: what shall I play next?
Clueless_Monkey: I think I figured that out. here we have NO girls. And if they say they are girls, well this IS the Internet. I am a CAT on the internet.
klokwkdog: you can check the log in another window or tab to see his earlier comments lili
Dexter Fong: Clem: A Hornypipe
ah,clem: please vote now
Dextrose Fong: I thought you were a monkey
Bunnyboy: Lili, hi. He's in the gray area.
Clueless_Monkey: I vote for anarchy
klokwkdog: are you outta there Lili?
Dave: play something from HCYB!
Clueless_Monkey: Clem is doing the show
ah,clem: ok Dave
Clueless_Monkey: We are all but listeners.
Dexter Fong: Lili: Give us your itenerary..I've got a big world map and I track you with pushpins
Travellin'Lili: Klok: Leaving NZ. Rerouted to go through SF for my brother's 50th birthday, and a family reunion organized by my sister in law. Plus, my daughter and granddaughter are going to be there. So I have a flight this evening and I check out in an hour and 45 min.
Clueless_Monkey: He hijacked the stream AGAIN.
Dextrose Fong: Next world!
klokwkdog: enjoy your odyssey, then Lili
Clueless_Monkey: That is me on the map. SEE me waving? Yes that is me.
Dave: like the second track Clem
Dextrose Fong: Look out for Ullysses
Clueless_Monkey: have fun in the air lil
Travellin'Lili: Dex. Leave AUK at 7:40, the 2nd for July. Arrive SFO at 12:40PM July 2. So I'm going back in time.
Dexter Fong: Lili: Hope the premature end of the job didn't hurt you financially..be glad to have you back stateside though
klokwkdog: yes, you want to be there in time
Dexter Fong: as well as space
Clueless_Monkey: I don't go into the air since when they tried shooting me down over Chicago. Monkeys with wings, they confuse us with pasenger jets.
Travellin'Lili: Well, Dex, it did, but given the reason, I'm glad to leave.
Dexter Fong: and them critters from Wiz of Oz
klokwkdog: unless you belive in the continuity theory: http://www.economist.com/people/displayStory.cfm?story_id=2876655
Travellin'Lili: Those damn winged monkeys!
Dexter Fong: Lili: an ill wind etc.....
Clueless_Monkey: see, that is ME waving BEHIND the curtain.
Clueless_Monkey: I only beieve lies.
klokwkdog: say goodbye to the bay of plenty ;-)
Dexter Fong mutters "Close the curtain Fred"
Clueless_Monkey: hey you just BOOTED ME TO THE HEAD!
Dave: thanks Clem
Travellin'Lili: Absolutely, DEx. Monk, I think I can see you. You must learn to be more surreptitious. Write to the White House and get their methods.
Clueless_Monkey: sound fine clem
Bunnyboy: Hide in plain sight.
Dextrose Fong: The WH that's a subtile crowd
ah,clem: tks
Dave: my radio name used to be Just Dave
klokwkdog: or in Lili's case, hide in sight of the plane...
Clueless_Monkey: My radio name IS: Your Announcer Speaking
Travellin'Lili: Okay, guys, I have to sign off and finish getting ready for my departure. Yeah, subtle, my ass.
klokwkdog: sounds better than un-just dave...
Dextrose Fong: later
Clueless_Monkey: by lil
klokwkdog: good flight lili!
Dave: CLIMATE CONTROLS!
Dextrose Fong: nite
Bambi: Hi Just Dave
Bunnyboy: nite Lili. Fly safe.
Travellin'Lili: Bye, guys. Maybe.... someday.....
Dexter Fong: Lili: Safe trip, talk to you soon
||||||||| Travellin'Lili leaves to catch the 10:47 PM train to Hellmouth.
Dave: wrong way
ah,clem: next?
Bambi: night lili
Dave: next? hmmm...Eat or be Eaten? never heard that one
Dextrose Fong: Merging busses-the Taconic!
Clueless_Monkey: silly place, ths.
Dexter Fong: Clem: Just Folks?
Bightrethighrehighre: Ah Clem: kin yew puh-lay a durn tid bit o' Bride of Firesign...tew naght, gud buddy....?
Clueless_Monkey: cleam please play "eat me"
Bambi: r..i...g...h...t.... lol
Dave: is it me or does it sound like that sign says "channel valley condoms?"
ah,clem: which part, or all,
klokwkdog: yep
Clueless_Monkey: yes
Dexter Fong: Dave: Shadow Valley
Bunnyboy: shadow valley condoms
Bambi: Dark Shadows
Dave: all of itno it's just Dave, not Just Dave lol
Dextrose Fong: Can't see em
Dextrose Fong: subtile
Dave: oh yeah
Clueless_Monkey: don't get them near your ozone generator.
Bunnyboy: it's in the script.
klokwkdog: reminds me of a line in one of the Rocky films
Dave: hard to hear, the main guy's talking too in his car
Dexter Fong: Bun: Move your thumb I can't see it
Dave: I've never read the script
Clueless_Monkey: cars
klokwkdog: the perils of multi-track recording
Clueless_Monkey: another 2 hour music set
Dave: the stockade?
Clueless_Monkey: I was born on a 4 track.
Dextrose Fong: Love that line
klokwkdog: it's little-known, but FST's need for multiple tracks drove the entire recording industry for a few years in the late '60s
Clueless_Monkey: Now I have 128 no manuel.
Dextrose Fong: And THAT was a mess
||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:50 PM, then departs.
Dextrose Fong: ll
Dexter Fong: Hey Ilan
llanwydd: howdy
klokwkdog: the moving keyboard writes, and having writ, scrolls off...
Dave: yeah now look at it, you can have so many tracks you don't know what to do with them
Clueless_Monkey: If Sgt peppers was recorded on a 4 track, why does todays music suck on 128 tracks. Splain it to me loosey.
Dextrose Fong: 124 more tracls to suck?
Bunnyboy: brb
Clueless_Monkey: too fast
klokwkdog: well, that comes from using injectibles. switch to oral stuff and the problem evaporates off your mouse-tongued enema
Clueless_Monkey: way too fast
Dave: scrolls the rolls Clem
Dexter Fong: Monk: It's very technical and dangerous
Clueless_Monkey: fast
Clueless_Monkey: half fast
klokwkdog: 'cause it's being recorded by idiots, Gary
Clueless_Monkey: rewind that scroll, moses
Dexter Fong: The scrolls are dead, see?
klokwkdog: Ani DiFranco's last album was recorded in a shack in Louisiana on a 4 trak all by herself
Dexter Fong: She was shacking up?
Dave: play the other side of that one, or this side of this one
Clueless_Monkey: please do not restart automation.
Dexter Fong: Thank you Ah =))
Bambi: no worries ... I opened the log ... Dex wanted Just Folks and Dave wanted Eat or Be Eaten
klokwkdog: yeah, but the seascapes don't szell. "Can you paint me a Birmingham?"
Dave: who did Just Folks? I've never heard it, was it all the guys?
klokwkdog: all 5 of them, Dave
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Klok: I've got a "Birmingham" brown..
klokwkdog: you have to read Pynchon's V first ;-))
Clueless_Monkey: ducktown
Clueless_Monkey: and his peter protector.
Dave: god hearing a comp and the FST at once is difficult
Clueless_Monkey: Tape on his glasses?
Dextrose Fong: A shadow valley condom?
Dave: glasses are overrated
Dexter Fong: Dave: It's not that much easier for us either
Clueless_Monkey: listen to only one thing.
Clueless_Monkey: at a time
klokwkdog: Dave - practice, practice, practice! ;-)
Clueless_Monkey: in rotato potatoe mode.
Dextrose Fong: I'm cole and funky
Dextrose Fong: coke
Dave: thank you wise fireheads
Dexter Fong: I say rotahto potahto
Dextrose Fong: Dave you have TWO ears
Clueless_Monkey: its all about arian master race pit stops!
klokwkdog: Dave - I switched to the Zeiss fresnel model after I went past 3 diopters. they helped a lot
Dave: wait, it's like this guy is just learning English
Clueless_Monkey: I like the third one on the earstalk best, it moves you know.
Dexter Fong: Klok: Are you a lighthouse now?
Dextrose Fong: Monk: That's the best
Clueless_Monkey: no spiggot ainglaich, ich bein un kaffehundt mit kuchen.
klokwkdog: oh, dave, are you converting the chat to speech and listening? whew!
Clueless_Monkey: ein kaffe
Clueless_Monkey: un ist for frogs.
llanwydd: I got kicked off the internet. Might have been the lightning
klokwkdog: no, Dex, but at about 3 diopters, the lens gets heavy enough that extreme measures have to be taken
Bambi: hi llanwydd
klokwkdog: take care, Ilan!
llanwydd: We're having a huge storm up here in the Adirondacks
Clueless_Monkey: Je'mapelle phrogue, mais en me masion sont milles sals de bains.
Dextrose Fong: No rain here
Dave: klok I do all this in speech, I can't see the screen, so I've got the synth telling me waht you're saying and FST coming out of the speakers
Dexter Fong: High and dry
Clueless_Monkey: dry spell here.
Dextrose Fong: Good god he's Canadianated
Clueless_Monkey: on mars
klokwkdog: also, these lenses are safer than the hi-index glass stuff in case there are flying objects
Dave: we've had some good rain here, CO needs it
llanwydd: where are you, dex?
Dexter Fong: NYC ILan
Clueless_Monkey: en me maizo en loozy anne aussi arcadian cajun babes
klokwkdog: dave - and your brain coming out of your ears! sheesh, no wonder it's cornfusing
doctec-o-rama: sorry, i nodded out
llanwydd: I'm 300 miles north of you
doctec-o-rama: (not your fault, i am exhausted)
Dexter Fong: Doc: YOu missed Lili =))
Clueless_Monkey: I am one light year north of yalls
klokwkdog: lili asked after you DT
klokwkdog: see the log
doctec-o-rama: oh dear
Dexter Fong: Doc: You can check the log for her itinerary
klokwkdog: Ilan - he lives in that big brownstone near the corner in NYC
Dave: yeah Klok, just need to shove my hair out of the way and my brain can slide on by, that Charles guy sounds like Jimmy Stewart doesn't he?
Clueless_Monkey: I burnt that log in my fireplace, so sorry, i dinna mean to do it, but scotty beamed off all my clothing.
doctec-o-rama: i just connected to her via IM thanks
llanwydd: where are you, clueless m?
Dexter Fong: KLok: YOu got me under observation?
Bambi: babelfish can't make anything but a teradactyl out of those sentences Gary LOL
klokwkdog: hmm, never thought about that, Dave!
Bunnyboy: ah, lo llan
Dave: thank you Clem
klokwkdog: we ALL have you under observation, Dex
Clueless_Monkey: Marquette MI, the land that time forgot. 500 miles NW of Sarnia ontario.
Dextrose Fong: No, Clem
||||||||| "11:00 PM? 11:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Jonathan should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Jonathan enters and sits on the couch.
Dextrose Fong: It's no Dex....
Clueless_Monkey: tetra hedral phish
Dave: Eat or be Eaten!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr.Headphones: alrightie! dinner over, i'se retoined. leftovers from last night (steak, baked potato)
llanwydd: I've been in Michigan. Long ago
Dextrose Fong: Next Worrld!
Dr.Headphones: do i need to load a log and see who talked about me and what was said?
Jonathan: Hello
klokwkdog: remember Big Brother in 1984? Who'd'a thought "Big Brother" would be millions of people with camera phones?
Dr.Headphones: hey jon
Clueless_Monkey: I make good money writing the end line of spam messages, so can you -> click here
Dave: yeah or TV or NOt TV
klokwkdog: He was TALKING TO JIMMY CARTER, Clem!
Dextrose Fong is Comrade Mister Yamamoto in Stealth Mode
Dave: yes Ken, we said the nastiest things imaginable
Clueless_Monkey: Too many peanuts, even THIS monkey hates them now.
Bunnyboy: They just announced the next volume of LOONEY TUNES - GOLDEN COLLECTION. It's out in November.
klokwkdog: Yeah, Next World, Clem
Dexter Fong: not so stealthy...I spotted you right away
Clueless_Monkey: I WAN IT
llanwydd: I didn't read 1984 till 1999
Dave: Bun likes his loons!
Bambi: that's you yammy?
Dextrose Fong: well, the OI was a giveaway
Clueless_Monkey: I could not tape the loony toons movie, it was over 2 hours.
Bambi: wow ... good stealth mode ;)
llanwydd: I thought it was very depressing
Dave: I didn't read 1984 til last year
klokwkdog composes 419 scam letters for customers in Nigeria
Dexter Fong likes that BBoy drops by now and then to update us on the latest releases
Bunnyboy: 64 more cartoon goodies, including ONE FROGGY EVENING and WHAT'S OPERA, DOC?
Bunnyboy: A load of Road Runner / Coyote cartoons.
Clueless_Monkey: Nigeria. Those are all true, I tried to open a bank account for several nigerian women, but my bank said I can't because I don't have them plastic cards.
Bunnyboy: Alas, no Speedy/Foghorn/Marvin the Martian.
Clueless_Monkey: I love the michigan j frog
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bunny
llanwydd: nowadays kids have to read 1984 in high school.
Clueless_Monkey: OooooOOoo marvin.
Clueless_Monkey: KPFK
klokwkdog: I LIKE this interview!
Jonathan: I love What's Opera Doc
Clueless_Monkey: FCC naughty nitials.
Bunnyboy: BUT...some classic releases, including KITTY KORNERED and I LOVE TO SINGA.
klokwkdog: yeah, Ilan, the schools are always hopelessly behind and clueless
llanwydd: I had to read "Animal Farm" in high school
Jonathan: I"m a victim llanydd
klokwkdog: this is very low volume, Clem
Clueless_Monkey: I saw the movie first.
Jonathan: and of that book too
Dexter Fong: That's good Bun...save some for later
Clueless_Monkey: don't listen to the dog
Clueless_Monkey: clem it is fine.
llanwydd: jon, do you agree it's too depressing?
Clueless_Monkey: No wait
Clueless_Monkey: it got soft.
Jonathan: Whci one?
Clueless_Monkey: rats, clem give the stream some viagra
Bambi: Clem turned it up a bit
Bunnyboy: AND...some long overdue restorations of some titles that have been in the public domain slums for years, such as...
Dextrose Fong: Quick Cealis!
klokwkdog: I'm working on a new version of the rich minister's relative killed in a "ghostly car accident"
Clueless_Monkey: ah worked well
Dave: what is this from?
llanwydd: 1984
Dr.Headphones: take the viagra yourself, pee in the stream later, same effect
Clueless_Monkey: cAE|i$
ah,clem: I did that, it is up now
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rotonoto into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:06 PM, then departs.
Bunnyboy: A CORNY CONCERTO and...*drum roll*...THE DOVER BOYS AND PIMENTO U.!
Jonathan: I agree it's a bit extreme.
Clueless_Monkey: clem I knew you did that.
Bambi: wb Ken
Bambi: hi Roto
Dr.Headphones: the inscrutable mistah roto :)
Clueless_Monkey: ROTO!
Clueless_Monkey: quick grab that quarter!
Rotonoto: allo all youse guise
Clueless_Monkey: MINE MINE MINE
Dexter Fong: Oh Roto: Like enormous safety precautions...I stop at corner and look both ways...not see you for long time
Clueless_Monkey: chomp
klokwkdog: HELLO DAVE S!!
Bunnyboy: There's a listing link off of www.thedigitalbits.com, in the Rumor Mill section.
Clueless_Monkey: MmmmmMMMm tasty murkin money
Dr.Headphones: bambi: i can read/type in chat while tv is on, but listening to firesign at the same time is too much, so i made a choice.....
doctec-o-rama: great - i got itinerary from lili, she's rushing around getting her stuff packed - she's got a 20-hr new zealand-frisco flight ahead of her
Bambi: and your mudder too Roto ... how the heck R ya?
ah,clem: hi rtd
Clueless_Monkey: And the choice was?
Clueless_Monkey: tv or NOT tv?
Rotonoto: MMMMM- roast leg of insurance salesman! A course of youms went 'round the table...
Bunnyboy: Whoops. Laptop's fading. Have a wunnerful evening.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers shoes for the dead into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:07 PM, then departs.
Rotonoto: doin' OK Bam- just finished a big job- whew!
Dexter Fong: Night Bun
Dextrose Fong: later
Bambi: and the YU INS from Illinois too
Dr.Headphones: hey shoes!
Clueless_Monkey: reaper time.
llanwydd: how many here helped out Cat with his recording project and does anyone know his plans?
Dr.Headphones: monkey: chat and television
Dextrose Fong: oi
doctec-o-rama: washingtonienne archive: http://washingtoniennearchive.blogspot.com/
Dexter Fong: Times to shoes sides
Clueless_Monkey: HUH
Rotonoto: shoes for industry, compadre
Bambi: cool .. always good to get a break after working hard Roto
llanwydd: hy shoes
shoes for the dead: it's just this chronium switch here......
Clueless_Monkey: tee wee. It hypmotize you unless you have mpeg free to air TV
doctec-o-rama: llan: cat emailed me yesterday, he's sending me the CD of your voice and a couple of others...
Dr.Headphones: bambi: always great to break wind after working too ;)
Bunnyboy: Who knows what a Canadian thinks? ; )
Clueless_Monkey: Chromi yum!
Bunnyboy: OK, Bye!
Rotonoto: we can mp3 into the stream?
Dextrose Fong: later
Clueless_Monkey: We think in fench
Bambi: lol
doctec-o-rama: the production work on red shift was completed last year, my task is to replace parts read by a guy Cat had a flling out with with your part
llanwydd: cool!
doctec-o-rama: so i can then remaster & burn new copies
doctec-o-rama: falling out
Jonathan: Ronoy: And that's important.
Clueless_Monkey: Where is My shirt you guys?
Dr.Headphones: so, doc, anyone with a copy of current red shift has collector's item?
llanwydd: I C
Rotonoto: the recordist was remaster of all he surveyed...
Bunnyboy: doc: Which part is that?
Dr.Headphones: i played a soprano recorder in school a long time ago
Bunnyboy: Darren?
Clueless_Monkey: Nobody gives ME no copies. All I have is my imbperfect mebory
doctec-o-rama: ken: yep - and i have a few copies of the original version here in my studio as well
Rotonoto: or surveyor of all he remastered?
llanwydd: can I get a copy when it's done, doc?
klokwkdog: The New York Rock and Roll Ensemble played (on-camera) in the sex scene in the movie Zachariah
Clueless_Monkey: thats OK
doctec-o-rama: his remaster's voice
||||||||| Dextrose Fong leaves to catch the 11:11 PM train to Hellmouth.
Clueless_Monkey: I will now drink the draino
||||||||| Catherwood leads Ooops Wrong Buton inside, makes a note of the time (11:11 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dr.Headphones: klok: just saw that dvd earlier in the week. got it and j-men but haven't watched the latter yet
Dexter Fong: I'm gonna drain the drinkie
Ooops Wrong Buton: Dammit
Ooops Wrong Buton: Jim
Clueless_Monkey: Hey tastes just like pepsi. I hate pepsi.
Dr.Headphones: zachariah disappointed me terribly
Dexter Fong: oi
shoes for the dead: a mastersurveyor?
Dr.Headphones: hello, buton
Ooops Wrong Buton: Yes
Clueless_Monkey: hi buddon
Ooops Wrong Buton: and Oi
Bunnyboy: Doc: Which section gets the rub?
llanwydd: howdy ooops
doctec-o-rama: cat let me know via email yesterday he's otherwise engaged this evening and won't be able to join in the chat session
Bunnyboy: Not...not Mao?
Clueless_Monkey: who has the clues? I lost mine. I have bradbury from NPR backin 72
Rotonoto: Dog help me- I'm buffering Skybird Radio on dialup again
Dexter Fong fears it is he
Dr.Headphones: is a buton like a futon only sooner in the alphabet?
Ooops Wrong Buton: Yeah
Clueless_Monkey: cats are all toopid.
Clueless_Monkey: Don't tell him I said this.
doctec-o-rama: bb: the 'werner von braun' lines - there are just a couple featuring the voice of his former pal berndt - big blowup between them, cat wants his voice removed from the production altogether
Clueless_Monkey: He tried to trick me twice with banannas
klokwkdog: yeah, Dr. H, Bergman is good in that with the robbery scene; I think it's what, Proctor in the wagon "power kit" scene?
Dr.Headphones: roto: bufferin is not as good as advil ;)
Ooops Wrong Buton: I'm telling my cats
doctec-o-rama: cats can spell better than you though
Rotonoto: fire futon torpedoes!
Dr.Headphones: the cameo and the dick van patten spiel are the only things i could see resembling firesign
Bunnyboy: Well, it's his show. But...wow.
Clueless_Monkey: wunce da rokets go up, who cairs vere zay come down, dats not me problemmo says werner von braun
Rotonoto: fire bouton torpedoes?
doctec-o-rama: about as effective as 'the comfy chair'
Clueless_Monkey: it tastes like pepsi tho clem
Dexter Fong: Clem: Too late
Bightrethighrehighre: how 'bout smoking DRANO....?
Jonathan: I love Tom Lehrer.
Clueless_Monkey: all I have is the papers man.
klokwkdog: by the by, everyone, Cat Simril (cease) is at a Canada Day party that winds up late and then there is a transport problem, so he may not show or be very late
Clueless_Monkey: yes tom, me old buddy.
Jonathan: Clue_less_monkey
Dexter Fong: ..and he's ambivalent about you , JOn
Bightrethighrehighre: that was the week that was the future....
Clueless_Monkey: oops
Dr.Headphones: jon: i have a little bit of his stuff, hilarious!
Ooops Wrong Buton: The Future? Did I miss it?
Clueless_Monkey: IT is coming around again on the guit tar!
Clueless_Monkey: Help me I am lost in the future again.
Dr.Headphones: oh, canada! i forgot julie the first was their day
doctec-o-rama: from cat's email to me: "Big 4-day party called The Toker's Bowl starts tomorrow which I'll be attending, filming outdoor stuff, so I wont be able to chat..."
Bunnyboy: I have a photocopy of a picture of my grandmother as a young woman. She's standing, smiling, next to another young woman. And the other woman's face has a pencil scrawl all over it. Wonder what that story was...
Dr.Headphones: oops: put it in reverse, see it again!
klokwkdog faces a terrible delimma: there were FOUR slices of pizza in the bottom of the bag, not three. Does he save one for later, or glutton out?
Bunnyboy: Right. I've stayed to long at the fair. Cheers!
Bightrethighrehighre: you can still get Lehrer's stuff on you-know-where....
Clueless_Monkey: I don't care about him either, am bivouac missing alk ver ther eopl
Dexter Fong: Gluton Out!
Dr.Headphones: klok: eat all. if you save one, it won't be enough for later
klokwkdog: BB - adolescence?
doctec-o-rama: http://www.laugh.com ??
Clueless_Monkey: um
Dexter Fong: Night again Bunny
Rotonoto: Oh! Canada! Hey, it's still right there where I left it. (Man, those Ontario winters are really something!)
Jonathan: I have mostof hiss stuff.
Dave: WHERE DOES THIS CLIP COME FROM?
||||||||| Bunnyboy runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bunnyboy?! It's 11:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
klokwkdog: nite BB
Bambi: enjoy them Klok ... whenever you like .. .pizza is good hot or cold :)
klokwkdog: sounds like an interview, Dave
Rotonoto: happy new gov't/happy Canada day
klokwkdog: or their early radio show
Dr.Headphones: it may sound strange, but randy newman did a song about "the big one" that reminded me of lehrer
Clueless_Monkey: I can only play on free mp3 sites.
Bambi: 1970 interview (according to our information) with FST
Clueless_Monkey: NEW GOVT
Dexter Fong: Dave: Prolly Dear Friends radio show, or Dear Friends , Let's Eat!"
Clueless_Monkey: Its a baloney government now.
Dave: yes but where'd it come from, is this something of Cat's?
Clueless_Monkey: and I am so happy.
Clueless_Monkey: The USA should have this.
shoes for the dead: here's the antelope exit,1/4 mile.1/8 mile 1/16 mile 1/32 mile 1/64 mile 1/128 mile...............................
klokwkdog: guess it didn't work in London in 1666
Dave wants this FST bit
doctec-o-rama: sounds like a "Let's Eat" clip
Dr.Headphones: we don't need no steenkin' antelopes! we got mad cows!
Clueless_Monkey: detroit and windsor the queen of windsor that is.
||||||||| shoes for the dead leaves to catch the 11:17 PM train to Hellmouth.
Bambi: can't remember at the moment Dave .. sorry
llanwydd: some pizza is better cold than others. White pizza with broccoli, for example
klokwkdog: Dave - you can d/l the entire show tomorrow from Ken's site!
Dexter Fong: Dave: Maybe from Ken?
Bightrethighrehighre: doc: amazon.com....
Clueless_Monkey: why do all my extraspacesgetcutout?
Dave: shit I could
Bambi: there ya go .. Klok to the rescue!
doctec-o-rama: ken, did you get browser authentication working for that directory?
Dave: thanks klok
Clueless_Monkey: i could too, but then they gat mad when they wipe me cage.
Dr.Headphones: if ken has it, ken will share it!
doctec-o-rama: (i'm very confident the instructions i sent you will work)
Dr.Headphones: doc: still haven't tried it. been frying other fish for a few days here
||||||||| Ooops Wrong Buton says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Ooops Wrong Buton exits at 11:19 PM.
Clueless_Monkey: ken has a site?
Bightrethighrehighre: I've got it (Tom Lehrer) my self....guessed it in time, beat the reaper!!
Dexter Fong: But not all of it..Ken's a share cropper
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:19 PM and Doctor Memory Yamamoto steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
klokwkdog: sssssh, Gary, it's a secret
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: ha
doctec-o-rama: clue: yes he does, but it's by invitation only
Bambi: shanks a rot Ken!
klokwkdog: hey, Yam!
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Now I'm me sort of
Clueless_Monkey: oh
Dr.Headphones: i'm confident it should work. i tried the other way, with one master /.htpasswd and that didn't work.
Rotonoto: uhhhhh...
Clueless_Monkey: Well I dknot know since JL backed up all my pages.
llanwydd: hey yam!
Clueless_Monkey: am a new monkey
doctec-o-rama: othewise it would be inundated with traffic and it would get cut off'
Bambi: Klok and Ken help to get these shows out there.
Dr.Headphones: monkey: ken has sight in both eyes ;) but needs glasses or he's legally blind
klokwkdog: I was working on testing that here, Ken, will get back to it
Clueless_Monkey: I got 2 links. Here and google. I don't even have a link to my own page.
Clueless_Monkey: Just jl and bambi page.
klokwkdog: everybody: when the show is finished, it tends to be 20 MB or more
Clueless_Monkey: 20MB is nothing.
klokwkdog: On dial-up, the "56K" stuff usually ends up being about 20 MB per hour. Disconnects can be a problem
Clueless_Monkey: I have 2 gb of dead files, and I am proud of them too.
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Heck, My Win 3.11 'puter had 150MB Hard Drive!
Clueless_Monkey: 56k what?
Clueless_Monkey: dial up means what?
Clueless_Monkey: I had a 70mb on my first unix box.
Dr.Headphones: yam: i paid $200 extra to upgrade my first pc from 40 megs to 80 megs
Rotonoto: doctor uhhhhh...
klokwkdog: but this "site" is limited to CM uplink speeds, and as you know, that's PSK in the 2-42 MHz unused area in 2 MHz channels, not 6
Clueless_Monkey: the whole internet fit on that drive. Well ok UUNET I mean.
klokwkdog: Gary, there are some folks who still use dial-up (modem) only internet
Bambi: we have been getting them Gary
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: I found an old Win 3.11 compaqu laptop/dock at a swap meet
Clueless_Monkey: That 70 meg drive cost $700 in pre milenium money
Clueless_Monkey: k bam
Clueless_Monkey: kabam!
Clueless_Monkey: BAM!
Bambi: Klok and Ken let us know when they are available .. that's how Clem played the rerun for Sunday night :)
doctec-o-rama: oh man i'm so psyched - i just got confirmation that my hp pavillion laptop will be sent out to me on 7/15
Clueless_Monkey: I love these live shows.
Dr.Headphones: klok and ken, attorneys at law ;)
Clueless_Monkey: t is so much more fun to listen to radio then do radio.
Bambi: congrats Doc ... that should be lots of fun
klokwkdog: so the speed you can get from Dr. H is only about 35K bytes/s, no matter how fast your broadband
Clueless_Monkey: I did not know who cool skybird was until I heard JL on it.
klokwkdog: it'll be up as soon as I can u/l it tonight
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: I like doing radio, there's no radio to be done
Clueless_Monkey: we do radio!
Clueless_Monkey: the last bastion of live radio.
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: The machines are all doing it now
klokwkdog: random coolzip!
Bambi: Well, we have enjoyed FNL for more than 10 years so the feeling is mutual Gary thanks.
Clueless_Monkey: Nobody else is fool enough to do LIVE radio!
Rotonoto: radio does us
doctec-o-rama: thanks babmi - i am an electronic music hobbyist - work with reason, ableton live, and some of the native instruments softsynths - this new laptop will make it much easier for me to do collaborations with friends in their studios
Clueless_Monkey: even JL's robot sounds live.
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Chat
Rotonoto: the machines are doing it? Shocking!
Bightrethighrehighre: shoot darano....?
Dave: Dave still wants Eat or be Eaten
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: chat
Dr.Headphones: i used to love live radio. we didn't even have delay on call in shows. got my ass bit a time or too on that....
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Chat
Clueless_Monkey: all that dead air and mistakes that I stick in for grinnoids.
Bambi: awesome Doc
Clueless_Monkey: draino again.
Bightrethighrehighre: er shoot drano...?
Clueless_Monkey: not try this at ohn
klokwkdog: DT - and allow you to escape faster when doing collaborations with enemies in their studios...
Dr.Headphones: enema in studio? could get messy..........
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: If you drink Drano, you do like those Volcanoes you did for HS Science Fairs
Dave: hehe Raechel did live stuff, was damn good at it, learnt a lot from her craziness
Clueless_Monkey: That draino already burnt its way through me monkey butt.
doctec-o-rama: klok: you got that right - ever try making a hasty retreat with a bulky system unit and a 19" behemoth crt monitor? painful in the extreme!!!!
Clueless_Monkey: I can't go to sleep until JL does.
klokwkdog: it always is, Ken, you never worked in Power Station?
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Messy
Bightrethighrehighre: Bride Of Firesign!!! Bride Of Firesign!!! Bride Of Firesign!!!....
llanwydd: klok, how do you do that underlining thing? I've never been able to do it
klokwkdog: Gary - went in the wrong way
Rotonoto: "Everything You Know Is Wrong!"
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: I lift 170 lb LOX systems all a time, no problem for me
Clueless_Monkey: everybody in live radio was terminally insane, that is why the big corps canned us all.
doctec-o-rama: everything you know is radio now!!!!!
Clueless_Monkey: Now howard is even off da air.
Clueless_Monkey: LOX memory, with bagels?
klokwkdog: standard HTML Ilan, like parentheses except you use u text /u with the u code inside angel brackets
Dr.Headphones: power station? the station i worked at had 1kW days, 250W nites
Dexter Fong: Monk: Howard picked up 9 new stations today
Clueless_Monkey: I had a VAX and a B-90 on my porch.
Dave: yeah but in college I hope to be at the station there doing live shit
Clueless_Monkey: Both too big to get inside the house.
doctec-o-rama: clueless: howard is off the air? i just heard on npr today that viacom affiliates are now carrying stern in the markets where clear channel kicked him off
llanwydd: thanks klok
klokwkdog: can someone else type visible angle brackets (I don't type HTML professionally, don't remember the quoting trick)
Dave: course it's all visual now, computers and all
Clueless_Monkey: I worked at a 5KW that had a vietnam 20kw transmitter and VFO
klokwkdog: same with i for italics or b for bold, etc. Ilan
Dr.Headphones: viacom is cbs, right?
Rotonoto: heck, I have more power than that, Ken
Clueless_Monkey: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??????????????????
doctec-o-rama: < you mean like this? >
Clueless_Monkey: I have 5KW up where JL and BAM slept.
Dr.Headphones: > <
Dr.Headphones: roto: POWER!
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: [font color="red"]Like this?[/font]
Clueless_Monkey: >>><<<<
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: nope
doctec-o-rama: use "ampersand-l-t-semicolon" and "ampersand-g-t-semicolon"
Bambi: 989-345-0735
Clueless_Monkey: {/unbonk}
Dr.Headphones: not that bracket, yam, the ones next to "M"
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: (font color="red")Loke This(/font)
Clueless_Monkey: call now
llanwydd: I don't know the graphics lingo. But I think I know what and angle bracket is
Rotonoto: yes, I heard the word "power" and I responded...
klokwkdog: who is "now"?
Clueless_Monkey: Why do microsoft doc files have your name in there 500 times?
doctec-o-rama runs out to the back door and calls out "HEY SKYBIRD!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW????"
Clueless_Monkey: now is some figment monkey shine dream.
klokwkdog: DT - I'm too lazy and clueless except some crazy monkey stole that, too
Clueless_Monkey: Yer berning my earballs doc
Dave: hey where's Cat?
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Ha!
doctec-o-rama: sorry clue dude
klokwkdog: Doc is doing his Verizon imitation again...
Clueless_Monkey: y2K
Dr.Headphones: cat's in the cradle
Clueless_Monkey: radio now
Clueless_Monkey: Ah I like it.
klokwkdog: Dave - cat is at a Canada Day celbration until late
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Dexter Fong: Hey Klok! Time to park my car
doctec-o-rama: uh oh, somebody forgot to close their font tag properly...
Clueless_Monkey: say again clem
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Baj
doctec-o-rama:
Clueless_Monkey: put the number in spatial englixh
doctec-o-rama: is that better?
Dr.Headphones: i'm not having a canada day party, although i was in windsor at a strip club one year on july 1. they were very patriotic strippers :)
Clueless_Monkey: well they are all toothless
doctec-o-rama: hmmmm
klokwkdog: be right there, Dex!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Johnny Half-A-Piano (44) into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:32 PM, then departs.
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: Skybird keeps crashing Jet Audio if I try to rip and listen at the same time
Dexter Fong: will return wh[rp[er;y doced
Clueless_Monkey: kiss on the air and never tell.
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Hello all!
Dr.Headphones: hippo birdbarf, jp :)
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: ?
doctec-o-rama: i've got to call it a night here - i'm wiped out, have to get some sleep
Bambi: hi JHAP ;-)
Clueless_Monkey: call the station ya geeks.
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Thank you, Doc H
doctec-o-rama: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................................
Dr.Headphones: later, doc, take care
Clueless_Monkey: Put the phone number at top of page
Rotonoto: Mr. uh-Clem: "Everything You know is Wrong"
Clueless_Monkey: next to the skybird clickon
Jonathan: I guess you had to split your paino with the sound effects man.
Clueless_Monkey: cart
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Hi Bambi
Clueless_Monkey: before the horse.
llanwydd: Hi Johnny. Upright or Grand?
klokwkdog: Canada Day is a natural holiday up there. Cat said transport back might be problematical
Clueless_Monkey: I kept my box!
Doctor Memory Yamamoto: gotta reboot
Dr.Headphones: ha, jon!
||||||||| "Hey doctec-o-rama!" ... doctec-o-rama turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:33 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: drat
Clueless_Monkey: hello
Dave: Reachel would talk about the carts and all, haha she said they did all that shit almost in total darkness
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Actually, Jon, it's to signify my 44 years - half the keyboard!
Clueless_Monkey: is this broken?
klokwkdog: it this a celebration, Johnny?
Bightrethighrehighre: where's my ghost....?
Bightrethighrehighre: I'll be damned....!!
Dr.Headphones: johnny, i'll lift my folger's in a birthday toast (whole wheat, real butter)
Dave: brb for a sec
||||||||| "Hey Dave!" ... Dave turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:35 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Klok, I don't feel 44, so I guess that it is a celebration!
Jonathan: Happy, b-day!
Bambi: Happy Birthday JP!
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Thanks, Jon
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): And thank you Bambi
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): How about the Toilet, ah-clem?
Bambi: ah, a youngster ... still got 5 years on you there JP ... there is life after 45 ;-)
klokwkdog: next year you can have a Vinyl 45 party, eh?
Dr.Headphones: hell, bambi, i've discovered there is life after 50 :)
klokwkdog: long time to the shellac party (78), so enjoy and plan ahead for next year!
Dr.Headphones: it ain't as fun or as fast as it used to be, but it's still there
Bambi: whew...thanks Ken! I will be staring that one down in February
Bightrethighrehighre: play something/anything from "bride"....I will be etherily grateful....
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Cool idea, Klok. My dad is at the high speed party...(78)
klokwkdog: if you call that 'life', Ken
Dr.Headphones: etherily? is that the medicinal kind or the radio wave kind of ether?
klokwkdog: and to that twisted genius, the electrician
llanwydd: ether one
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): I would have expected ether from Bunnyboy...
Bightrethighrehighre: uh....YEAH!!! wondurfully medicinal...
Dr.Headphones: just don't sniff ether whilst you smoke
Bambi smiles
llanwydd: you're thinking of ethyl
klokwkdog will call if no one else does, but DOC TECH needs to ante up
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Clueless_Monk_Jr into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:38 PM, then departs.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: eeeeek
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Didn't the dwarves sing that song? "Ether while you smoke."
Bightrethighrehighre: but CAN I smoke drano....??
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Hadda to to startx
Bambi: 989-345-0735
Dr.Headphones: i like the smell of chloroform, myself. but alas, it causes cancer
klokwkdog: or Ken -- we ain't heard from Ken lately
Clueless_Monk_Jr: mizillola went rogue on me.
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44): Thank you, ah-Clem!
Rotonoto: Welcome to the game...
klokwkdog: Bambi - it scrolls off - could you post it at the top of page w/the Skybird link?
klokwkdog: 1:30 AM, Clem!
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johnny Half-A-Piano (44 - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Doctor Memory Yamamoto - dead from measles
 ||||||||| Clueless_Monkey - dead from the common cold
 ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: oops, DT signed off
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ok
Bambi: will try to do so Klok
Dr.Headphones: ken ain't sayin' nuttin! vow of silence until jon stewart is off comedy central
: Hey, I'm not dead!
Bambi: in the meantime
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Had to reload all my aps
Bambi: 989-345-0735
klokwkdog: tnx, bambi
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:40 PM, dragging The Late Great Johnny Piano by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
klokwkdog thought the Sun was scheduled to come up tomorrow
Jonathan: They drooped like flies. Groovy.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: John Stewart, FIVE TIMES it airs here every night.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: What the hell happened there?!
Dr.Headphones: uh oh, that new reaper is rather agressive!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Canadian Satellite TV, works everywhere in N central and S america!
klokwkdog: Clem - play "Bad Moon Rising" by The Battlefield Band on bagpipes
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bag pipes.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Call someone!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Stay off the moors!
Bambi: there ya go Klok :)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I got locked in load mode
Dr.Headphones: alas, iago, i knew you not
Clueless_Monk_Jr: CALL IN DOG!
klokwkdog: yeah, the UK passed a new law a few years back saying private owners could no longer keep big cats as pets
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Ya called ME. Call the show.
Dr.Headphones: monkey got loaded? :)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: JL needs a caller.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Reaper likes to sweep 'em with one swipe!
klokwkdog: so many people turned them loose on the moors...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Thanks for the number on the page!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: there are now NO excuses.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I love moosemeat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: but mammoth meat is the best.
Bambi: the tax on tobacco went up 75 cents a pack here in MI ... good thing Ken is so close to the border LOL
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Ah, Hawkmoth!
Dr.Headphones: never had moosemeat, but i've had moosetracks ice cream
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Every spring I get a few more woolies
llanwydd: only if you get a cat license and your cat's name is eric
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Another 75 bam?
llanwydd: you can use a dog license and write in "cat" in crayon
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Actually spoke with Hawkmoth on the phone once - strange circumstances
Clueless_Monk_Jr: My cats name is: "master"
Bambi: yeah, effective today
Clueless_Monk_Jr: WOW
Dr.Headphones: llan: sounds rather devious, but i like the plan
Bambi: or maybe it's the one that was in the works that they didn't do earlier
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Well Time to leave Michigan then, BAM
Bambi: not sure ... Ken? Do you know?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Next trip, I will buy you a crate from the injuns.
Dr.Headphones: yeah, bambi, i make that 4 mile trip a couple times a month
Bambi: there are indians Monk
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Did you use the Cat-Detecto Van to locate that cat?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: We are surrounded by injuns, and thank goodness.
||||||||| Dave enters at 11:45 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Clueless_Monk_Jr ) bam
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Or was the cat in a bar of Dead Cat Soap?
Dr.Headphones: wb, dave
Dave smiles and waves his cane
Clueless_Monk_Jr: OK I am here now.
llanwydd: yes, from the Ministry of Ausinge
Dr.Headphones: bambi: do i know what?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I lost my gotes.
Rotonoto: dogs flew spaceships!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Injuns? Draw the wagons up into a circle!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Linda wanted to hear goat songs.
Dave is debating whether to call in and talk Jimmy's ear off
Clueless_Monk_Jr: She is sleeping now.
Dr.Headphones: yes, roto, the evidence is underwhelming on that one ;)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: clok talki up
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Dog on the air!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: yes
Bambi: whether the 75 cent tax was the same one they've been talking about or another one (the one that went into effect today)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: talk right into the fone dog
Dr.Headphones: jp: what do you do if you can't draw?
llanwydd: I wonder if Dead Cat Soap is prohibited in the UK as well
Bambi: Sure Dave .. will be fun :)
Dr.Headphones: ah, not sure. a tax attacks is all i know. cartons of name brands here will now approach $40
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Draw what - unemployment?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I have spare box of cat soap
Dave: hey Klok, yeah I can do a manual refresh
Dr.Headphones: can't do that any more, ran out. thank you, george w.!
Bambi: Dave said he might call in to the show
Clueless_Monk_Jr: IRC chat is goony
Dave: Myrlin put it in specially for me, yay!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: You only hear the robot when My mic is on and only in our private chat.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Same here, Doc - I live off of performance loot...barely
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I mean web chat is goofy
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I type to fast for this thing.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Our own IRC is speedy, and IT IS IN FINLAND.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: The country where I quite want to be...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: SHUT UP MONKEY FOR GODS SAKE YOU TALK TOOOOO MUCH
Dr.Headphones: finland, johnny? it's cold there, and they speak a strange language
Bambi: be nice Gary ... the chat here is great fun too .. just a web interface and Merlyn works hard on it
llanwydd: performance loot? What is it Johnny? Sounds interesting
Dr.Headphones: not indo-european at all, related most closely to magyar and korean
Bambi: ;-)
The Late Great Johnny Piano: jest quotin' Mike Palin...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: irc.equnet.org is indeed soumi kuutsu
Bightrethighrehighre: were the Indians warm, naked, females....?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I know
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I am only foolin bam
Clueless_Monk_Jr: NOBODY GETS MY JOKES>
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Performance loot - from playing music.
llanwydd: yes they speak a language called Suomi
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I call them dollar williams.
Dave: I have the phone here, anyone want my insanity to reign clear and true?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Not familiaer enough to call them dollar bills.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Canadian money is much more colorful.
Dr.Headphones: dave: go for it. BRING IT ON!
Bambi: glad to hear it Gary :-)
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Reign Away, Dave!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: This whole radio station runs on kerosene
Dr.Headphones: don't reign on my parade
Bambi: go for it Dave
klokwkdog: that's because the IRC up there is finished
Clueless_Monk_Jr: And we still have the old wood generator, and I know how to rewire it for coal.
klokwkdog: the one in the states is still under construction
The Late Great Johnny Piano: The vinyl rein?
Dr.Headphones: klok wants a charcoal samovar :)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: It is definatly saw ho yow hoy yuh
Dave: I'm callin'
Clueless_Monk_Jr: (finish for sawdust)
: Back?
Dr.Headphones: sawdust was great song from the 40s. errol garner?
klokwkdog would settle for an electric samovar if it's from Tula
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I want a starfish chocolate bar, hold the sardines.
Dave: oops
Clueless_Monk_Jr: soup
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:52 PM, then departs.
Dave: someone picked up but no one was there
Clueless_Monk_Jr: webcome back fongdex
The Late Great Johnny Piano: That was Elvis, Dave
klokwkdog would really like an Idaho Spud candy bar, that of fond memories of yesteryear rambling thru the West
Clueless_Monk_Jr: try again
Clueless_Monk_Jr: lines get jammed
Dr.Headphones: dave: surreal
The Late Great Johnny Piano: MMMMM, potato candy!
Dexter Fong: Thanks Li'l MOnk..all parked and legal now
Clueless_Monk_Jr: this is our own reality.
Bambi: wow, call again Dave .. he could hear you fine
klokwkdog: dave - we heard you
Dr.Headphones: dex returns in a blaze of saddles, er, glory
Clueless_Monk_Jr: live every day if LISTENER# > 3
klokwkdog: jim = offplanet?
Dave: well now a clip is on, should I wait
Bambi: stay on a bit longer though if you don't hear him right away
klokwkdog: you parked and locked it?
Dave: that's weird
Clueless_Monk_Jr: orbital megopolis
Dave: I have a delay, so excuse me
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I push this button and the car waves its flag. WATCH
klokwkdog: we call in and go on the air with no human intervention? weird
Dexter Fong: Klok: Yep, and turned oof the radio and the lights and the ac too
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:54 PM, then departs.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: oops detonated.
Bambi: yes, wait
The Late Great Johnny Piano: We all have a delay...
Dr.Headphones: as long as it's not tom delay, i'm cool wifit
Clueless_Monk_Jr: jim
Clueless_Monk_Jr: we hear you.
Dr.Headphones: the wizard of merlyn!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: rats.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Feedback!!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: He was out hugging bambi again.
Merlyn: David Ossman says hello, but he can't be here tonight
llanwydd: hy merl
Clueless_Monk_Jr: see what happens.
klokwkdog sadly only has A/C #1 in his car, is jealous of Fong
Dexter Fong: Hey Merlyn..was away when you arrived
Dr.Headphones: tell him i said "hello, dear friend"
Clueless_Monk_Jr: never leave the control room, it is your license on the wall.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Damn, I'd have loved to say hi to David...
Clueless_Monk_Jr )
llanwydd: cool!
Clueless_Monk_Jr )
Bambi: hi Merlyn ... tell David Ossman we said Hello right back :)
The Late Great Johnny Piano: But I will say hi to Merl - Hi, Merl
klokwkdog: Merlyn - call in and tell everyone via the # at top of page!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hey smileys don't work in here
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I want my money back.
Merlyn: hello
Dexter Fong: Merl: He never comes here anyway
klokwkdog: go Dave!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Chi-Chi!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I paid good money for this chat and it don't let me do a smeely (%^7
Bightrethighrehighre: High Merlyn....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: tray again dave
Dr.Headphones: monkey: colon switches into /me mode if first character
Clueless_Monk_Jr: you were loud here.
Bambi :-)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the delay is a feature.
Rotonoto: oh, you choose death- good choice!
Merlyn: I'll be back
Clueless_Monk_Jr: turn turn furn turn down down down down your your your your radio radio radio radio radio
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Thank God I have no gigs this weekend - full moon means nutso crowds...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Our satellite feed comes out of DENVER!
Bambi: just always put an extra : if you do a smiley at the beginning of a line and it will work
Dr.Headphones: ok, i'm peeing into the stream again, hear dave (i'm guessing)
klokwkdog: everything you type is inspected and edited Monk. For example, if you want to type won't et ou. Other things li re ually OK, though
Dexter Fong :::=)
Bambi: yes, this is Dave
Dr.Headphones: NOT INSANE!
Rotonoto: ken- you mp3'ing again?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Hope that your asparagus holds out, Doc H
Clueless_Monk_Jr: gads eing onitored? Wt ap[ened t my eddom of peach?
klokwkdog: we'll use YOUR car, Dave!
Dr.Headphones: roto: until my diaper gets full
Clueless_Monk_Jr: NOT INSANE!
Bambi: asparagus ... yummm!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: ...At abou he eprechauns?
klokwkdog: yes, Ken, it's Dave B
Clueless_Monk_Jr: gusberger yummmmmmmmmmmmm
Dr.Headphones: i forgot about finding wild asparagus this year. boo hoo!
klokwkdog: Patriot Act, Monk
Clueless_Monk_Jr: don't eat anything white.
llanwydd: well, I must be going. see you neckste wiecke.
Dexter Fong: Ray Charles drove
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Tame is okay too...
Dr.Headphones: later, llan
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Where did I put all my blue food, blueberries are purple.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Nite, llan!
Bambi: night llan
klokwkdog: night Ilan
Clueless_Monk_Jr: patRIOT act you mean?
Dexter Fong: Night Ilan, hope the big storm passes you by
Dr.Headphones: why don't we do it in the road
Clueless_Monk_Jr: say yes to anarchy.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dave - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: The freeway which is already in progress...driven by Bambi!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I did it in the road, and they hauled my @$$ to prism
Bambi: LOL
klokwkdog: this is really scary (hiding car keys)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: dave died
Dexter Fong: Dave is dead but his voice lives on
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Dave is dead and talking....
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Sounds like an episode of Spongebob, Dave...
Dr.Headphones: you would never pass the driving test though. parallel parking would kill you
Clueless_Monk_Jr: The dead CAN speak. I was RIGHT.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I picked up the voices on a diode.
: WATCH THE ROADS! HERE i COME!
klokwkdog: drive-by truckers
Clueless_Monk_Jr: They tried to tell me I was dead too.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: lying rat baxkets.
Bambi: LOL
klokwkdog hears the voices without a diode...
Rotonoto: all we have to fear is me
||||||||| 12:01 AM: Dave jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dave: WATCH THE ROADS! HERE I COME!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I haven't heard from Garcia in years...of course, you're not really dead unless you're Gratefully dead.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: oops
Dr.Headphones: klok: take your prozac. how many time do i have to remind you?
Dexter Fong: Dave is back and still talking
Clueless_Monk_Jr: its dave.
Bambi: wb .. great call Dave
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Merging buses ahead
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Dave are you still talking here?
Dave: yeah I haven't turned on the feed to hear my stupid remarks come blaring through
klokwkdog: stop coughing, Bambi
The Late Great Johnny Piano: How can Dave be in two places at once?
Dr.Headphones: dave is very talented
Dexter Fong: HOw come Dave gets preferential treatment
Bambi: lol
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Can JL take my shift tomorrow?
Dr.Headphones: yes, ken loves channel 85 :)
klokwkdog: it's very distracting, Dave; I turn mine all the way down
Dave: I still think I sound fucking stoned
Jonathan: The Late Great Johnny Piano: When he's not anywhere atr all
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I will be sleeping in the trailer.
Bambi: NO Gary
Clueless_Monk_Jr: You sounded toned dave
Bambi: lol
The Late Great Johnny Piano: It's the extra sensory thing that Dave possesses
klokwkdog: johnny - call in!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: put PLEASE ??????????????//
klokwkdog: merlyn- call in!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: That a hint, Klok?
klokwkdog: dave - sound or are?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Johnny Callin, I know that guy.
Bambi: NO ... FNL is your gig
Dr.Headphones: i read it in the toilet!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Ah, The Toilet...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: yeah but I will have to read it in the toilet
klokwkdog: dave, it was hard to understand you with that thick denver accent
Dave: I hope my singing voice doesn't sound as bad as my speaking voice
Clueless_Monk_Jr: denver accent
Clueless_Monk_Jr: thick as a brick.
Dr.Headphones: dave: make recording of singing, i'll host it for you :)
Dave: not happening Ken
klokwkdog: or better yet, see if you can sing on Cat's next CD, Dave
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I want singing tracks of all the FST gang.
Dave: 'specially when singing with Tim or Jeff Buckleys
Bambi: Hi Johnny
Dexter Fong: Ken: Will you host my Mime Act?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: will add a drum track.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ah techno FST music!
Dr.Headphones: dex: sure thing, since it takes no space to store nothing
The Late Great Johnny Piano: yo bambi
Dexter Fong hates critics
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Wow I can hear the moths breathing when JL's mic is on!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bam
Dave sings LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Dexter Fong: JL is a moth breather?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Studio A has the same big black microphone as here.
klokwkdog: to live and dye in LA
Dave: big and black too?
Dexter Fong: Drink a little beer
klokwkdog: shades of 2001, Monkey
Clueless_Monk_Jr: JL I put an orange sticker on the side you talk into. Just another service of SkyBird Radio.
Dr.Headphones: i dialed the secret number and got the busy signal
Clueless_Monk_Jr: more beer.
klokwkdog: ROFL
Rotonoto: dad keeps his charge-a-card in his dresser drawer next to his gun and balloons
Dexter Fong: Doc Tec says, leave a little pool
Dave: actually I was born in Texas and didn't learn to talk
Jonathan: Brb.
Dr.Headphones: thank you very much.....
Dave: hey Piano sounds better than I do
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I have new birthday songs BAM
Rotonoto: the giant has money
Clueless_Monk_Jr: on server 7
Rotonoto: !)
Bambi: Ken give it a few minutes .. and call again :-)
klokwkdog: he should turn pro, eh?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: now there are 11 servers, blank ones with only LOST&FOUND on them.
klokwkdog: 44 and none of that Howard Hessman burn-out tone
klokwkdog: david on SKYBIRD
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I love the tone.
Dr.Headphones: i saw hesseman in some show other night (about schmidt?) and he has aged incredibly
Clueless_Monk_Jr: GIVE ME 4 MORE SUBWOOFERS FOR MY SUB SYNTH.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: TEEVEE or NOT TEEVEE
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Gee, I hear a handsome simulfax copy of my own voice!
Bambi: great call Johnny
Clueless_Monk_Jr: JL LIVE JL LIVE JL LIVE! BROADBAND WIRELESS just do it.
klokwkdog: mail JP to POP4 or Skybird to fill in for JL next weak
Jonathan: Back.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hi john
klokwkdog: hey Jon.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I'm getting my radio voice together...
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Make the pilgrimage to the tower of heavenly reception, everybody should.
klokwkdog: OK, go Ken/Dr. H!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I always wanted to phone my part in occasionally on gigs...
Bambi: Hi Ken!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: If it is not thursday this is a repeat.
Bambi: Teddy!
klokwkdog: icrophone working
Clueless_Monk_Jr: simulfax
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Welcome to channel 85
klokwkdog: that thick Florida accent...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: OK BIT will do 7PM. Now all I need is someone to cover the shift after shep.
Bambi: how's Teddy?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: How about Mountan Folk?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: or Marions Attic?
Dr.Headphones: bambi: tv or not tv: roaming umpire
Dave: great call Piano man
klokwkdog: Dave - by the by, the current stuff won't be up before tomorrow sometime
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Or I will rerun the bam and jl kissy show.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: if I have it on a reel.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Tanks, dave...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Doc H yakkin
klokwkdog: Frosty Paws - the pause that refreshes your browser
Clueless_Monk_Jr: There are three reels of stuff.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: The paws that defreshes
klokwkdog: which real?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: It's too late to remember ANYTHING!
Bambi: the last reel .. of this vintage........
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Annie Log is my Girlfriend.
Dexter Fong: Keep your pause offa me
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I am a monkey, we have HANDS
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Annie Log? I knew her back when she was an ARP
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Not silly paws like leapords.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Yes same one
Dr.Headphones: i got on the phone, finished the call before i heard my own voice on the stream :) a quickie. clem, was it good for you too?
Dexter Fong: Nellie Houseafire
Clueless_Monk_Jr: lions has paws
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Thanks, ahClem!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I like nellie
Bambi: lol
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Though she is a bit too nellie for me.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Harry Shearer...damn he's good
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I need to carry his show.
Dr.Headphones: i try to listen to harry's "le show" every week when i remember it
Bightrethighrehighre: Headfones: Rat on....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Maybe HE will do the 6PM show.
Dr.Headphones: biggie: mouse off!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Although that name sounds like it belongs to someone at the State Fair...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I can get le show.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: All rights removed...
Dr.Headphones: jp: politically or anatomically?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Just need to set the perms for nonprofit bc. He is on WBCQ. I did a show on BCQ
Rotonoto: but you were too young then to be a juvenile delinquent...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: BCQ is only two million watts.
klokwkdog: OK, we got a fracture, so there will be TWO files. One 19MB and the current one is 3.28 MB and glowing
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Both!
Bightrethighrehighre: ....and you won't have jackalope mesquite in dustrial complex to kick around in anymore....!!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: WWCR is almost a gigawat.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: from naishvull.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: All I need is a left-handed piano...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Their PD is a buddy.
klokwkdog: would a left-handed keypunch do?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Gigawhat am dat?
Bightrethighrehighre: not a crook....not insane....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Great town for Radio, naishvull
klokwkdog: a real GW or ERP, Monkey?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Nixon
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I've been known to punch a key or two
Dr.Headphones: i have left-handed sister, she bought special scissors
Clueless_Monk_Jr: GW ERP
Bightrethighrehighre: nix off....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: TWO MILE RHOMBIC antenna
klokwkdog: great town for Music, Nashville
Dexter Fong: ixnay
Clueless_Monk_Jr: 100,000w DC
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Pop Piano is a southpaw too.
Dr.Headphones: get a load of those terminating resistors on that rhombic
Clueless_Monk_Jr: set nix to off when true elect democrat.
Dexter Fong: Motown Radio...we got 200K nigawatts
Clueless_Monk_Jr: else appoint republican
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Isn't that "jigawatts"
klokwkdog: that's Nashville, Ken; they use the city lights as the load R
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hahahahahaha dex
Dexter Fong: Only when we be up Johhny
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Loopholos - love 'em
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Like nasa said when the first black man went into orbit: the jig is up
Dr.Headphones: i have an earwig crawling around on my desk
Clueless_Monk_Jr: i did not say that
Bightrethighrehighre: ....and you won't have VP to tell anyone to "F" off anymore....
Dexter Fong: Monk: Also said "Houston we'se got a problem"
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Earwig drums - as played by Barry Wom with The Rutles
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Don't let the worm get into your ear, damn that hurts when they come out the other side.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hahahahahahha
Dexter Fong: Ken: Put some powder on it and wear it
Jonathan: I love the Rutles.
ah,clem: and they lay eggs
Clueless_Monk_Jr: fong and piano win tonights eeensy prise.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: yeah clem.
Dr.Headphones: lol, dex! not quite big enough to cover MY bald spot
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Get in the gantry lift - it still works!!
Dave: eggs? scrambled?
Bightrethighrehighre: the eggs are in everbody....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and the worms do play pinochle on yer snout
Dexter Fong: Ken: It style we're looking for
Clueless_Monk_Jr: wow it is almost yesterday her in the postum gnostrum time zone e um
Dr.Headphones: dex: use those little pinchers on the anterior to hold my pince-nez
Rotonoto: wear a cat, Dr. Phones- like the Donald does
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Damn, he spelled "pinochle" correct!
Dexter Fong: Monk: Not hear anymore...we got legalized Injun type gambling..they all play Texas Hold'em
Clueless_Monk_Jr: it is past my bedtime.
klokwkdog: they really should animate this Ossman show in Korea, make feature of it
Clueless_Monk_Jr: but daddy, just one more show, OK ... I promise I will finish my homework.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Don't make a Korea of it...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I DON"T WANT TO DIE korean
Merlyn: hey, did anyone get kicked off by the reaper by mistake tonight?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Don't try this with the mug hazowee
Clueless_Monk_Jr: reaper makes no mistrakes.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Better to use one's imagination, Klok
klokwkdog: CALL IN, Merlyn!
Dr.Headphones: merl: a whole bunch a while ago
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Yes, several of us, Merl
Dexter Fong: Klok: Korean art now outsourced to Mambassa, now known as Artoo Detoo
Clueless_Monk_Jr: merlin merlin merlin merlin merlin
Rotonoto: so *that's* how you spell peaknuckle!
klokwkdog: no, they were all asking the reaper to come get 'em
Clueless_Monk_Jr: See ^ the number is up there.
Bightrethighrehighre: Bambi: no Bride of Firesign 2 nite....? purty- pleeeez....?
Dr.Headphones: you're grounded now!
Merlyn: for some reason, there are a bunch of crontab errors from the reaper
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Mommy he peed on my knuckle again! waaaaaaaaaaaahn
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Buck Dharma!
klokwkdog: CALL IN, Merlyn
Jonathan: the late johnny piano: I FINALLY figured out that joke! I never heard the word korea in that before! I thought he was saying career.
Dexter Fong: Retirement....that blessed word
klokwkdog: LOL
Clueless_Monk_Jr: cron is not a tab, it is a capsule.
Bambi: oh, no...did someone hack the reaper?
Dr.Headphones: ah, i flicked the little bastard with my finger and he/she/it flew across the room :)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the tabs were taken off the market.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Helps if you have the "Big Book Of Plays," Jon
Dexter Fong: Klok: Another blast from the past =))
klokwkdog: or did a hacker get reaped?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: The FDA made them take that and safarole. Now all the lab rats are starving.
Merlyn: I messed it up somehow
Bambi: already had a request for anything "Bride" ... sorry ;-)
klokwkdog: CALL IN, Merlyn!
Dr.Headphones: say it ain't so, merlyn
Dexter Fong: Johhny: YOu can read? show off!!
Rotonoto: no, that's *beat* the reaper, Bam
Bightrethighrehighre: Bambi: that was me, methinks....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I like she/it the best. They feed it tu us every day. Mix it with science diet and call it old monkey food.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it, Dex
klokwkdog missed "Keep rolling, Stones just a shot away"
Bambi: oh, oh, oh..... *beat* the reaper, not *hack* the reaper lol
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bam you is a jenius for a girl.
Dexter Fong: Johnny: If you get one of them big feather dusters, it's not so dirty
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Hacking is the reaper's gig
Bambi: oh, ok sorry bout that ... not sure what Clem has cued though
klokwkdog: Purina Monkey chow, a balanced diet for all us Primates
Rotonoto: I'm sorry- you didn't beat the reaper- well, isn't he a good sport...
Dexter Fong: Clem is cute?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Some of them books is pretty durty.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: clem flies by his pants like any good radio man
Bightrethighrehighre: beat and hack I spell my name D A N G E R
klokwkdog: better that Clem not be cueless...
Dr.Headphones: dex: bambi is a lot cuter than clem
Clueless_Monk_Jr: here johnny use this moist towlette on those dirty books.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Pick up yer cues!
klokwkdog: but we're listening to the same old place
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bambi is the cutest one here.
Dexter Fong: Up..Up! Up in the sky....it's a pair of Dockers...it's Radio Man
Clueless_Monk_Jr: She hates cameras tho.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I think it's gonna take an industrial strength towlette...
klokwkdog: grumble
Clueless_Monk_Jr: you can see her on the website.
Rotonoto: feather duster? howza 'bout a Chewala? A family heirloom passed down by my mother
Clueless_Monk_Jr: The family pic is the best.
Dr.Headphones: what, pray tell, is a chewala?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: grubs again, grumble grumble
Clueless_Monk_Jr: My mother stole all my looms. Now I have to make all my mats by hand.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ah it is good to be a monkey
Clueless_Monk_Jr: all rights leftzerved.
Dexter Fong: Roto: Will trade ancient scary ancestor relic, Chewbacca for new electric Chewwala
Rotonoto: I dunno- that's what they're trying to find out...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Look out, Monkey is crapping in his hands and throwing it at us!!!
Rotonoto: ...
Dr.Headphones: 1973, so very much ahead of its time on this one
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I am now the speak no evil monkey, can you hear me through my fingers?
klokwkdog: why hasn't Merlyn called?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: it is not 1973 yet doc
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I don't understand ASL, Monk
Rotonoto: it's sorta like a stiff feathger boa- and has great static cling- mucho dust affinity...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: MERLIN MERLIN MERLIN
klokwkdog: it's early!
Merlyn: what?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Well here let me translate my ASL into one finger talking and one hand clapping.
Dr.Headphones: jp: how about DSL?
klokwkdog: we hear ethereal Bambi
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Wizard of Web
klokwkdog: call Skybird, Merlyn!
Dr.Headphones: my ethereal is silent
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Bambis from space.
Dexter Fong remembers that dirty books always make his chewala stiff
Merlyn: oh, ok
Clueless_Monk_Jr: we owe it all to silent E
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ainte thate righte
The Late Great Johnny Piano: DSL? That's my connection
klokwkdog: ...or everything but...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: merlin call or I will keep smelling your name wrong.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: DSL is not ASL
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I'll be back in a minute - I need a Warsteiner...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: twelvo too!
klokwkdog: most DSL is ADSL
Dexter Fong: The ACL you! says so what
Clueless_Monk_Jr: jl sound sleepy
Dr.Headphones: my connection moved, i've been dry since then........
klokwkdog: zip! beep!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ACLU have no clue
Dexter Fong: Monk: It's just his hip radio voice
Bightrethighrehighre: no no any thing FROM "bride"...
klokwkdog: keep talking Merlyn, he went out for a smoke
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Anybody hear like jimmy swaggard?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Ah, the pause that refreshes...
klokwkdog: don't hang up!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: please don't play something else please
Dexter Fong: Yeah Monk: God talks to me often
Clueless_Monk_Jr: wait for the delay on the guit tar.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I prefer my Swaggart lampooned by Zappa.
Bambi: Hi Merlyn!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Hey me too. He told me to build a giant glass radio tower. And durned if we didn't
klokwkdog: we hear YOU Merlyn
klokwkdog: just call up and Rant!
Dr.Headphones: my infidel friends!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Diet cola...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: thank you for the fish johnny
Clueless_Monk_Jr: they come in so handily
Clueless_Monk_Jr: click
Clueless_Monk_Jr: thump
klokwkdog: bring his audio up
Clueless_Monk_Jr: delay
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hello
Clueless_Monk_Jr: don't hang up
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Merlyn speaks...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: we are allhere
Rotonoto: Diet Cola?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Wait
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the button is stuck.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: don't hang up
The Late Great Johnny Piano: stay on the line, caller...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: don't hang up
Clueless_Monk_Jr: now chat is locked again
klokwkdog: out of order processing -- it's very efficient
Dr.Headphones: ah, technology is grand
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Shall I challenge you to a...diet cola?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: we heard you
klokwkdog: crontab -- Monkey had it spotted oily
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Diet cola has poison in it.
Rotonoto: siiigh... I don't trust the Self Control on this board...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: click
Clueless_Monk_Jr: klunk
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Agad he is on a trunk
klokwkdog: superscalar and oop is only way 2 go
Dr.Headphones: jp: no, i drink coffee about 95% of the time
Clueless_Monk_Jr: blow 2600
Dexter Fong: Mr. Wizard? What is a horse leach
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I thought diet cola had nothing in it - certainly not FLAVOR
Clueless_Monk_Jr: speak loudlier merlin
Bambi: the chat sometimes hangs for a second ... then you just wait till comes back and if it doesn't hit the refresh Gary
Clueless_Monk_Jr: No flavor
klokwkdog: indispensible to have diet cola
Clueless_Monk_Jr: only drink the real cocaine beverage.
klokwkdog: it cancels out things like candy bars
Clueless_Monk_Jr: diet cola is for sisty uglers.
klokwkdog: stump the DJ nite!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Candy bars cancel out vegitables.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: monkey do not eat vetigables.
Dexter Fong: Merlyn can't reproduce
Dr.Headphones: when i drink soft drinks, i prefer other stuff than plain coke. but none of that cherry or lemon or sweatsocks flavor
klokwkdog: 19MB + 5.52MB now for log file(s)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: parse error line one?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: well look back to line zero
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Vegetables? I thought that was a Beach Boys tune.
klokwkdog making Atkins turn over in grave. Eats nearly 100% carbos.
Dr.Headphones: purse error line diro
Dr.Headphones: dior
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Sounds like Merlyn needs to clone
Dexter Fong: doir
Dr.Headphones: three faces could be number 3?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: line zero says In the beginning %be el ze bub | universe > nothing
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Atkins is a loser - didn't live long enough to enjoy his popularity...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and there was light
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ATKINS is an idiot.
Dr.Headphones: clem, still waiting on roaming umpire from tv
klokwkdog: not any more, Monkey
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I actually discovered a secret regarding feed consumption.
klokwkdog: GREAT CALL, Merlyn
Dexter Fong: I wanna hear Junior and the Shotguns...."No Sox at the Hops"
Clueless_Monk_Jr: umpire is the reaper.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: In sunday clothing.
Dr.Headphones: wrong button? it's that big chromium switch!
Rotonoto: Atkins and Pritikin in no holds barred, knock down, drag out... film at eleven
Clueless_Monk_Jr: SO LOW BUTTON.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Button button, who's got the button
Merlyn: Jerry's website is at http://www.greatnorthernaudio.com
Dave: hey Merl good to hear your voice in reality! better than mine
Clueless_Monk_Jr: That is why I keep furniture in the front of the main console
Dexter Fong: Don't Cap, I can hear you
Dr.Headphones: roto: sad to see them fight, they are both featherweights
Rotonoto: heh!
Rotonoto: Chewalas at five paces
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I got it.
Jonathan: Yeah, you people are so superstitious,
klokwkdog: everybody's voice tonight better than klok's :-(
Merlyn: weird, I can listen to myself time-delayed
Clueless_Monk_Jr: is there anything free on that site?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: klok you sounded fine.
klokwkdog listens to himself that way all the time...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: No one likes the sound of their own voice, except maybe Rush Limbaugh
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Just dojn't talk into a wolensac it will give you an inferiority complex.
Dr.Headphones: klok: you sound different to yourself than to us.
Dexter Fong: Everybody sound real good...lifelike
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I never got over it.
klokwkdog: amen, Johnny
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Leave your wolensac out of this (Wollensak)
Dr.Headphones: and never talk into a wolverine either
Clueless_Monk_Jr: just like real life
Dexter Fong: Everybody sound like Webcor Wire Recording
Clueless_Monk_Jr: eater beater.
Jonathan: Do we always talk about Rush Limbaugh on herE?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: play me.
klokwkdog: Wollensacks were marvels, the USA's chintzy Nagra...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Don't play with Hodags.
Rotonoto: black, square, kind of regular...
Dr.Headphones: jon: only if someone brings up the subject
klokwkdog: speed! sync! action!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Only when we can slam Rush, Jon
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Lunch Rimbaw?
||||||||| cease sneaks in around 12:41 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Roberts was good too Klok
Dr.Headphones: cat! MEOW
cease: hey, folks are still here!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I have a very funny song in Rush'e own edited voice.
klokwkdog: HOORAY! IT's CAT!
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Nothing beats a revox tho
Rotonoto: bringing up Rush Limberger?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Bout time cat.
klokwkdog isn't THAT old, Dex ;-))
Clueless_Monk_Jr: You better call the show now.
Bambi: hi Cat .. you made it
The Late Great Johnny Piano: He's only taking after our American forefathers with his drug problem...
Dexter Fong: Monk: You bet
cease: didnt think i'd make it tonight. come from a wonderful day
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ignore the two minute delay. The delay is just another rubber line.
Dexter Fong: Klok: They were around into the late 60's
klokwkdog: Monkey - yes it does, if the high school A/V types drop it 3 feet every week...
cease: our forefathers took drugs
Rotonoto: Clueless played such a wonderful Dance of the Sugarplum Fieries, sumg almost entirely by cats- I want a copy!!!
cease: met a poet today who has apoem about that
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I threaded the projectors.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: You can keep that magnetic tape, Monk - I like Pro Tools...
klokwkdog: they played that, Cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: i ran the lights.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I was the av guy.
Bambi: always nice to have a wonderful day, Cat
cease: may turn it into a video with the station
Rotonoto: you listening, monk?
cease: i gotta turn on skybird
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I hacked the mimeograph and got all A's in classes I didn't take.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I m always listening.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: It is my job to listen to this station.
Dexter Fong: Monk: lol
The Late Great Johnny Piano: You and Zappa, monk
Clueless_Monk_Jr: It plays loud in every room in the house.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ask bam she has been here.
klokwkdog: did you save Canada, Cat? Must CALL Skybird, next to last nights they're there
Dexter Fong: Zappa a Monk...PUt Tibet in its place
Clueless_Monk_Jr: but I think she turned down the radios because they hurt her head.
Rotonoto: clueless: I gotta have a copy of that song!
cease: canada is saved!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: this is it.
klokwkdog: LOL, Dex
Bambi: you don't listen because it's your job Gary LOL ... you make Skybird Radio what you want to listen to :-)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: this is the last live show for JL this year.
Dr.Headphones: ah, my favorite part. "clitora, diarrhea, urethra!"
Rotonoto: kitties singing Dance of the Sugarplum Fairys
klokwkdog: yes, all those Green Stamps
Dexter Fong: Klok: Are Clem and Bambi leaving Skybird???
The Late Great Johnny Piano: New series of vault stuff from Zappa starting
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Yeah bam thats the trick.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Play me tunes!
cease: has everyone else called skybird?
klokwkdog: Dex, they are making noises of The Return to Dendron
Clueless_Monk_Jr: they are already gone from skybird.
klokwkdog: CAT - YES!
Rotonoto: go for it cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: they are at the streamers, pop4 studio a
klokwkdog: All but DT and Lili. U MUST CALL
Clueless_Monk_Jr: CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT
Dexter Fong: Klok: Do not read you 5x5 Big Daddy
cease: this play is an interesting sort of outgrowth of the magic mushroom play tile it like it is
Dr.Headphones: well, not everyone, but many
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Let's see, Klok. Dave. Me... Doc H... Merlyn... It's your turn, Cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: CALL CAT CALL CAT CALL CAT CALL CAT
cease: i need a full bottle of cidre to do that
Bambi: not everyone Cat ... Klok, Dave, Ken, Johnny and Merlyn too called though :-)
cease: will get cidre, then call
Clueless_Monk_Jr: here kitty here kitty, here is a fish, nothing is in my other hand behind my back nice kitty
Bambi am hoping I didn't miss anyone in that list!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I want a whole jug of Dickens Cider!
klokwkdog: Dex - they live in Dendron VA, visiting Skybird/POP4 for maintenance, celebration, and the massive fireworks scheduled
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I will add yeast to it.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Think you got all of us, Bambi
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and sugar
Dexter Fong: Bambi!!!!What is the status of you and JL at Skybird????
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and corn syrup and let it sit there for six months.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and then drain it into winebottles.
klokwkdog: Bambi - next time, take better AIM! ;-)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: JL and BAM own the station. I just work here.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: whoops
The Late Great Johnny Piano: USUK Litmus...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: litmouse test.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: cat
klokwkdog: (except kwd is stephnfosterkane on AIM....kwd mon. usually shut down; actually both of them usually shut down to prevent the AOL virus)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: yay
Clueless_Monk_Jr: no cat on the radio.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Clueless_Monk_Jr: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn
Bambi: very good ... we are accomplishing quite a bit and enjoying the visit very much Klok and it sure is nice to be able to continue to have live shows while we are here too
klokwkdog doesn't hear Cat calling the number at the top of the page
Bambi: got some bad news today though ... my Dad had a stroke last night
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Bam I am running a wire to your house.
Dr.Headphones: bambi: did you get the email about smoking a turkey on saturday? if you are on the road, you know you're welcome here for the feast :)
Clueless_Monk_Jr (
klokwkdog: so you are doing a 9PM Saturday show, right?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Condolences, Bambi.
Dexter Fong: Bambi: That's horrible
Dr.Headphones: bam: i hope that works out well and quickly
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bam :( :(((((((((((((((
klokwkdog: oops, Sorry Bambi
Bambi: cool, thanks Ken
Bambi: thanks all
Bambi: was very sad to hear about it
Dr.Headphones: oh, bambi, if you do come for smoked turkey, buy some BIG papers to roll it in ;)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Sabre is in the hospital now.
Bambi: LOL Ken
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Beat me to it, Doc.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Needs prayer.
klokwkdog: there are so many more things that can be done for that now than just a few years before
Bambi: hi Cat ... enjoying the call
Rotonoto: they think he is insane- yet he outranks them- his option- command!
klokwkdog: grounded safe and sound
Clueless_Monk_Jr: When I talked to her she had athsma and the inhailer did not work.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: back to alternate reality. The other reality stinks.
Bambi: we have THREE eggs! (cockatiel) eggs that Paddy laid ... can't leave too soon or they will be scrambled!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Diet Cola again!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: EGGGGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr.Headphones: clem: moonrise is 3 hrs behind there
Bambi: we are not sure yet whether they will be baby birds yet
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hatch them eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: DIET cola.
Bambi: of all the times she decides to lay eggs
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Its pizin
The Late Great Johnny Piano: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Dexter Fong: Scramble 3! Put 'em on a raft....sink 'em with Java!!]
Clueless_Monk_Jr: go figgure.
Dr.Headphones: did you observe them doing the dirty deed at all?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: birds do rule though.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: BEANS!!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: no
Clueless_Monk_Jr: save the eggs.
klokwkdog: you probably weren't talking to her enough
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the birds will own the planet after toopid humans blow it up.
Dexter Fong: Free the eggs er uh...Freeze the eggs
Bambi: JL caught them in the 'act' ... so they could be baby birds ... just not sure yet
Clueless_Monk_Jr: da monkey speaks his mind.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Three hard boiled eggs...(honk)...make that 4
Dr.Headphones: tnx for umpire, btw, i love it
Dexter Fong: And haven spoken shits in his hand
Clueless_Monk_Jr: no frozen embryos are only for silly humans.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: And give me some roast beef - rare, medium, well done and overdone....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Hi paddy
Rotonoto: (to the theme of Dance of the Sugarplum Fairys) "meow meow meow meow... myow myow myow myow myow myow...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: nice paddy
Clueless_Monk_Jr: happy bird paddy
Bambi: Paddy is being a very good mamma ... laying on those eggs and very protective of them
klokwkdog: Cat - you can d/l the whole show, hopefully
Dr.Headphones: jp: had some cooked cow tonight. love the stuff
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I want that cat plum song
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Cows.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I ate some cow on rye tonight.
Dexter Fong sings, "Red Shifts in the Sunset.......
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Have you got milk-fed chicken? Well, squeeze the milk out of one, and bring me a glass
klokwkdog: either I or Ken will use Roto-suggested mp3 splicer to make full file of it
Clueless_Monk_Jr: nice song
Dr.Headphones: the cow was drunk on rye whiskey?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I drank some rye on cow tonight
Clueless_Monk_Jr: mp3 slicer
Dr.Headphones: klok: i can probably do it, but you're welcome to try
Clueless_Monk_Jr: RHY humor and RHY wiskee. and RHY no saurses.
klokwkdog: right now, i seem to have mp3 dicer...
klokwkdog: Ron Popiel would be proud...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and the pochet fisherman.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: It slices, it dices, it even makes Julienne fries!
Bambi: Would love a copy of the revised Red Shift when it's ready Cat ... hint, hint ;-)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: chat lizard
Dexter Fong But does it fit in your pocket Oh Fisherman of da future?
klokwkdog always wondered who Julienne was
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Just put it all on skyserver.
cease: bambi, its in production
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Wasn't she married to Springsteen?
klokwkdog: cat has been seduced by revisionism?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the home away from home for waward files.
Rotonoto: trolling for dogs?
cease: only when necessary, klok
Clueless_Monk_Jr: book burnings book burnings. 451 hot fireman hits all the time on SKyBirdRadio
klokwkdog: not for long, Johnny
The Late Great Johnny Piano: NO DOWNLOADS!!! NO AFRICAN SCAM ARTISTS!!
Bambi: good luck on the production Cat!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Those damn Canadian writers
klokwkdog: i'll make up a 419 just for you, Gary ;-))
Jonathan: I g2g.
Dexter Fong: For Nigerian Bank Scams call 419-419-419-419
Rotonoto: a serfious business proposition for you
Merlyn: NOT RESPONSIBLE!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: PARK AND LOCK IT!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ah dog
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I am gonna go live after JL
Dr.Headphones: don't spit on bambi
klokwkdog: WE WERE THRILLED TO HAVE AUSTIN CALL IN
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: You got your paw prints all over this thing
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I am THAT stupid.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: HAs your pause given birth?
Bambi: we sure were Klok :-)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: no
klokwkdog: (not tonight)
Dave: wow I'm still here even though I stepped away
Clueless_Monk_Jr: be nice to bambi.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: she sounds so cute.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: What a heartthrob
cease: she has a wonderful voice
Dexter Fong: Pull her string, Clem...then she'll talk
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bambi has a psaltry voice
klokwkdog: wonderful call, Cat!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: No, we're mean to Bambi - and she likes it that way
cease: its been a great day all around, klok
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I just put a new battery into my wooferphones.
Rotonoto: sultry yet only nine calories
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I can now talk for 14 hours.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: or not.
klokwkdog: yes, vy glad to see that Canada was still there today
Dave: yeah Bambi's voice is great
Clueless_Monk_Jr: wonderful not insane day.
cease: great to be able to chat with y'all tonight
cease: late your time
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Sounds like I missed Phil on the radio last week
Clueless_Monk_Jr: CTV has John Stweart on NOW
Dexter Fong: Play Melencholy Babby
klokwkdog: i take back everything i said about you, canada, and van earlier in chat tonight. all of it
Dr.Headphones: nice call, cat. we should start rating them like "american bandstand".
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I start my evening with Newfie TV
Bambi: great call Cat :-)
Dr.Headphones: it has a nice beat and i can dance to it, i'll give it an 88
Clueless_Monk_Jr: great cat call!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I couldn't dance to it, Doc
Clueless_Monk_Jr: woop te dooooo.
Dave: nice call there Cat
klokwkdog: woof!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: spell cat site or make me a link
The Late Great Johnny Piano: But then I don't dance while wearing aluminum foil
Dexter Fong: Johnny: Parapalegics votes dont count
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I am saving the whole set of links.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: In nose milla
Bambi: So I have an old testament voice huh? Psaltry? lol
cease: minority govt should be very interesting indeedhi dave
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the LAG IS A FEATURE
Rotonoto: seemed real enough to me...
cease: isnt this past your bed time?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: He meant Slaty
Clueless_Monk_Jr: that is a musical instrument clem
Dexter Fong: or Salty
Clueless_Monk_Jr: psaltry
klokwkdog: we stay up for LIVE DJ!!!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I could do the Ironside boogie!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: it has strings on it.
Bambi: lol
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ust like all my puppet.
Rotonoto: it's a feature? not a bug? honest?
cease: seem real is how my former last name was often mispronounced. i was cat simril before marrying Fumiyo Ishikawa in 75
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Watch me make George bush wave.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: seeeeee
Clueless_Monk_Jr: He is my puppet
cease: oh this is a great album
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Ah
Rotonoto: watch me make george blush
Clueless_Monk_Jr: belgium waffle hats.
Dave: stupid waffle hats!
cease: i think this is the last old album i discovered 15 years or more after it came out
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Stupid Belgian waffle hats
cease: so its still fresh
Dr.Headphones: i wear pancakes myself, easier than waffles
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Just show him some of clintons pictures.
Rotonoto: is this your new album number five? is Gary on it? hey, why are you not wearing any clothes?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: they are on the web with dr. laura.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Better touch up that pancake, Doc
Dr.Headphones: catherwood keeps accelerating his time. pretty soon it will be next week
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Now Dr Laura, why do you preach to me when you were worse than any girl I ever dated.
Dr.Headphones: jp: i just add more 30 weight
klokwkdog: He was trying to catch Lili in NZ
Clueless_Monk_Jr: And don't forget the entrenching tool
Clueless_Monk_Jr: lili is already half way to SF
Rotonoto: yeah- welcome to the future, bud
klokwkdog: YOU DOING GREAT CLEM!
cease: is she flying back the the us of a?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I remember Harpo used pancake in "A Night At The Opera"
Clueless_Monk_Jr: This monkey don't date no more dogs.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: player
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I am off the map
Clueless_Monk_Jr: see
Clueless_Monk_Jr: That is me on the map
Clueless_Monk_Jr: see me waving
klokwkdog: yeah cat, at 7:40 PM Auckland time, 20hr flite to LA
Clueless_Monk_Jr: yes that is me.
Merlyn: that pancake makeup - keaton had a deadpancake makeup
klokwkdog: see chat log, she was here, rushed, missed DT
Clueless_Monk_Jr: too late.
cease: this is the first firesign album that struck me as romantic.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I have a code in my node
cease: it predated Missing Yolks, right? kinda similar
Clueless_Monk_Jr: yeah but I can't spell clem
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Ouch, Merl...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: um
cease: seemreal.com
klokwkdog is puzzled by Cat-comment...romantic?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: monkey don't spell
Clueless_Monk_Jr: just fine JL
cease: although it's always stood for excellent in my book, it's an a
Clueless_Monk_Jr: please drink more coffee
Merlyn: it could be seamreel.com
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bam coffee is good.
Rotonoto: who did Laura Hawkmoth, anyway?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: seam
Clueless_Monk_Jr: but it is not blue
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I think Cat means the relationship between Player & Hawkmoth
cease: player's pursuit of hawkmoth, klok!
Bambi: thanks Merlyn ... nice touch of color and bold there on the title
Merlyn: or cmreul.com
Clueless_Monk_Jr: you gotta say http://bannana.fart.fm
Rotonoto: welcome to the game...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Laura Quinn, wasn't it? She was Proctor's girlfriend and worked in LA Radio
Merlyn: Yeah, I didn't want it to look too much like the chat text
cease: stop on yellow line
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I missed the first 14 innings, did I miss anything?
klokwkdog: well, in that sense, doesn't Roxanne Pavement pre-date the Hawk?
cease: that osunds like the tweeny talkngn to mark after he lands
Rotonoto: seem/seam reel/real (etc.)
Dexter Fong: Monk: YOu also gotta say "OOOOoww!"
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Never date a hawk they scratch.
cease: no romance there, klok
Clueless_Monk_Jr: not if it don't lite up
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Or Chiquita Bandana?
klokwkdog: which real?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: it needs to lite up
Clueless_Monk_Jr: http://lite.up.fetus.apes.gov
cease: the seem real
Clueless_Monk_Jr: or not
klokwkdog: hawkmoth more kind of Lara Kroft adolescent testosterone archetype, no?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: ah a big stand up fiddle bass fish.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: clues. I need clues.
Merlyn: well, I can find no obvious problems with the reaper code, I don't know why crontab didn't like it so many times, and then suddenly work OK
klokwkdog: Croft
Clueless_Monk_Jr: or culls
The Late Great Johnny Piano: When I worked in U of I bookstore I received a call from Hawkmoth
Clueless_Monk_Jr: or gulls
Clueless_Monk_Jr: croft
Clueless_Monk_Jr: laura
Clueless_Monk_Jr: lara
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn's reaper bait', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 1:08 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cease: i know not of laura kroft and was an adolescent too long ago to care
klokwkdog: crontab do funny things to me late at night ;-))
Clueless_Monk_Jr: lara featherington bog
Merlyn's reaper bait: Hello, I come here just to die
Clueless_Monk_Jr: NAN SEE
Dexter Fong: Laura Croft marries Chris Craft...becomes Laura Croft Craft
Dr.Headphones: super bait? i'll take the soup, please
Bambi: Tomb Raiders
klokwkdog: wow, color and bold!
Merlyn: He should be reaped by the 1:20 reaper
Clueless_Monk_Jr: See the chroma RGBIV animals?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: wow
cease: read a great article in guardian weekly about celebrities on the ferry today
Clueless_Monk_Jr: too neon
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I want it more orange.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn's reaper bait #42 disembarks at 1:09 AM.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Faeri guardians?
Rotonoto: reaper bait: you get twenty nine virgins for your loyalty
Dexter Fong: and electric blue
Clueless_Monk_Jr: another bait.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: we are all bait in this bucket
Clueless_Monk_Jr: help me
Clueless_Monk_Jr: NO NOT THE POLICE!
Dexter Fong: The Poleesh?
cease: about how heros used to risk their lives, and bring back knowledge to benefit the tribe. yeah, very joseph cambelly, but good point comparing as it did, the beckam, posh fixation with classic heros
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn's reaper bait #41 close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 1:10 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Merlyn: another program hosted live... God help us ... call in number: 989-345-0735
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the number you have dialed: "911" has been changed to a non published number
Dr.Headphones: the police were good until sting left
Merlyn: oops
Clueless_Monk_Jr: oh no
cease: player will sacrifice himself for hawkmoth, and knowledge. how Unromantic is that?
Rotonoto: let's not bring the police in on this...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: You ever get into reaper baiting?
Merlyn: but orange looks terrible against gray
Bambi: somehow I think Merlyn's reaper bait #42 is like those poor unfortunate 'landing party' members on Star Trek ;-)
klokwkdog: the weapons of mass destruction you are looking for can't be found
Merlyn's reaper bait #42: the weapons of mass destruction you are looking for can't be found
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Red shirt, Bambi?
Merlyn's reaper bait #41: the weapons of mass destruction you are looking for can't be found
Rotonoto: I'm sorry- the number you have dialed , 911, is no longer in service...
Dexter Fong: Johnny: You cannot bait those Reapers...they sow wherever they want to
Clueless_Monk_Jr: why don't cut and paste work here? Because kindegarden monkey ATE all the damb paste.
Merlyn: whoever is doing the other reaper bait, please close the window of the bait's login or the reaper won't reap it
The Late Great Johnny Piano: A Reaper cannot be trained
Merlyn: if you use the login, the reaper won't reap it, so it isn't bait
Bambi: how'd you guess Johnny...I do have a red shirt tonight
Clueless_Monk_Jr: So solly, all jobs moved to india. My name rahib I to be helping you. XP, is it a problem? NO?
Dr.Headphones: maybe it's not live bait and can't read your message, merl
cease: how's your ossman trip, merl?
ah,clem: ...
Merlyn: hey clueless_monk, you CAN cut & paste - select it from the pulldown menu. You'll have to press the send button to send, though
The Late Great Johnny Piano: No, Bambi, the Star Trek landing party member...
klokwkdog: my job moved to india and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
Merlyn: fine, cat. Rehearsal was earlier tonight
cease: bambi, good for you. when i was filming today, i relished folks with colourful clothing
Dexter Fong: ...with baited breath, the reaper stood in the shadows contemplating his next victim...Charles Trout
Clueless_Monk_Jr: menu down puller don't happen on monkey puter, is only a commode door 64
Rotonoto: I'm on the phone with alcoholics anonymous- I'll call you back in forty five minutes if I'm not too drunk...
cease: when is he performing?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: suicide hotline, may we help you die?
Dr.Headphones: hi, i'm ken and i'm a fireholic.......
The Late Great Johnny Piano: White Braynz On Toast!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the voice of God, I love that station.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Coma Toast!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: When will he take calls?
Dexter Fong: Fire in your hole, Dear Friend...we can help
cease: this sounds like harry potter
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Hawk Moth lives
cease: oh i love this
Merlyn: monk, I'm surprised it works at all for you...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: well stick harry in a pot and watter.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: leave him out in the son to dry.
cease: i actually heard this on FEN, the americcan military station when i was in japan. had no idea what it was
Dexter Fong: Hawk Cicada lives every 17 years...what a drag
The Late Great Johnny Piano: This is the Bad Samaritans....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Nobody wears Yamalkes any more.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Cept for Hassidic Monkeys
Clueless_Monk_Jr: somebody is talking under the belt?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: coma toast
||||||||| Merlyn's reaper bait #41 leaves at 1:16 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
The Late Great Johnny Piano: uh oh what the hell is up
Clueless_Monk_Jr: everything I said got lost.
||||||||| Outside, the 1:16 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dexter Frong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Outside, the 1:16 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving otonotoR coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: why do jews halucinate? Because they are all hassid heads.
||||||||| Merlyn's reaper bait #42 leaves at 1:17 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
otonotoR: Puttyville!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I did not say that.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: uh oh what the hell is up
cease: the boys on pot in luther dorm. sounds familiar
otonotoR: Billville
cease: i was cut out there for a minute
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I was that RA!
Dexter Frong: Johnny: Site crash
Bambi: boy those diesel fumes'll get cha every time LOL
The Late Great Johnny Piano: That was weird!
Merlyn: me too, I got a "connection failure"
Dr.Headphones: i had to hit refresh also. something is rotten in denmark
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and my RAA was a cute co-ed from da bronx
Clueless_Monk_Jr: jello is dis ting on
Merlyn: maybe the web site got cut off for a minute
Dexter Frong: Merl: Now you know how the other halves live
Bambi: me too cat .. had to refresh about 4 times to get the page back
Rotonoto: yep me too
Clueless_Monk_Jr: oook oooook oook ooook oook OBOLIISK LERT!
klokwkdog: the chat is chattering...
otonotoR: me three
cease: ok, klok what is the first romantic thing firesign did? or are you still waiting?
klokwkdog: Merlyn is wreaking magic
Merlyn: the time is 1:18 AM
klokwkdog: too much Harry Potter, I think
otonotoR: ahhh- the paws that refreshes
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the paws that refreshes.
Bightrethighrehighre: huh....bad reception....
cease: seems a recent trend. totally absent from their earlier works
klokwkdog: gotta think about that Cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: MERLYN what are you doing to us.
Merlyn: by catherwood's watch
Dexter Frong: But Roto: There are two of you and one is mirror image...who are you anyway??
The Late Great Johnny Piano: ..s this 'icrophone wo...king?
cease: as elayne often pointed out. was she here tonight? how's her car?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Wizards, blight them all.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: awwwwr
otonotoR: abandon the game...
klokwkdog: Monkey -- maybe it's something he's NOT doing to us
Merlyn: nothing, the web site wasn't refreshing pages for a minute or so
Dexter Frong: Cat: No
klokwkdog: didn't notice E tonight, Cat
Clueless_Monk_Jr: who wrote THESE heiroglyphs?
otonotoR: urse on advanced narcissism
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Web fart
Merlyn: The reaper should kill my bait soon
klokwkdog: probably somewhere in Dear Friends, Cat
otonotoR: I'm proofreading his manuscript
cease: such as?
klokwkdog: unless you want to count Barbara Bobo...
Dr.Headphones: jp: i thought i smelled something.....
||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Merlyn's reaper bait - dead from pneumonia
 ||||||||| Jonathan - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Dave - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: gas music from Jupiter
otonotoR: I'm writing a course on advanced narcissism
klokwkdog: Roto has become bookends
Clueless_Monk_Jr: 12 fingered monkeys taugh the bablonians about the 13 donuts, and the 6 sided pyramids.
Merlyn: Let's hope they were really dead
cease: the bergman character's hawkmoth-like obsession with the girl on Yolks
Clueless_Monk_Jr: catherwood does need a new cron timer.
Bambi: wow...took two othes with him ... vicious lol
Clueless_Monk_Jr: All t jobs are late.
Rotonoto: I'm proofreading his manuscript...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: wait
Dr.Headphones: dave's not dead, he's on AIM with me
Bambi: at least Dave got the really big disease
cease: austin really got into his blonde bombshell infaturation in his tales of the old detective
The Late Great Johnny Piano: You're my Dream Girl...
Rotonoto: now, everybody go way- then come back, have new adventure...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Ink i am on omething
klokwkdog: ms-proof, what i want to be
cease: is he an indian? tell him to get rid of nighthorse campbell. who needs more republicans?
||||||||| Outside, the 1:21 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dave coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Why is it always a blonde
Dave: I'm here
Dr.Headphones: dave returned again
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hello dave
Clueless_Monk_Jr: are you really here?
Dr.Headphones: the plague
The Late Great Johnny Piano: My last wife was a blonde
Merlyn: Dave, if you don't refresh at least once every five minutes, you can get reaped as non-responsive.
klokwkdog: cat - i was listening to Jeri Southern songs on WPKN monday. looked her up on allmusic.com -- you ought to send that picture to Phil!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hun
cease: i dont think it always was, clueless, his previous wife was a brunette, as i recall from black and white photos
Clueless_Monk_Jr: now cron is an hour ahead.
Dr.Headphones: klok: i really did like those pics of keiko lee :) drooled all over keyboard
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Just send us shows.
Dave: see
cease: yes, this is from tile it like it is
Dexter Frong: Klok: Jeri Southern is a favorite singer of mine
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Do The Hun!
Rotonoto: I don't trust the self control...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I like tile.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Nice game.
Bambi: Certainly Internet Explorer and Outlook Express proof to be sure ... http://www.mozilla.org for the best Browsers and Email clients for Windows, Linux and Mac
Clueless_Monk_Jr: babylonian I believe.
klokwkdog: you think viagra was a moneymaker, wait until they hack stem cells or whatever to give any hair color, any amount of hair, to anybody
Clueless_Monk_Jr: mozilla is my life
Dr.Headphones: bambi: i have been evangelizing mozilla on email lists this week :)
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Mozilla runs the radio station when I am on.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: But JL wrote all the cod.
Dave: sorry but there's a thousand things going on here in my crazy bedroom of fantastical things which turn out to be nothing of any sort of useful uselessness which life tends to be in all it's terrible glory!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: cod fish
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I bleed from 57 wounds!
Rotonoto: eye, eye eye, eye eye eye...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: jl wrote all the fish
Rotonoto: n!
Merlyn: moe is to mozilla what god is to godzilla?
klokwkdog: Dex - I had never heard her, but the picture on allmusic.com made a believer out of me!
cease: that's for the best, dave
Dr.Headphones: dave: you should write a song with that line in it
Clueless_Monk_Jr: dear phiranna, hello can I have some eggs for my caviar?
Rotonoto: tell a vision!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: JL wrote a cod? Did he get a response?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I will play that song on the satellite.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: JL talks to fish.
klokwkdog: Dave, you should write a song with that as the CHORUS!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: and he thanks them
Dave: that's a line Ken? that's two or three and it doesn't make sense
Dexter Frong: Klok: Very simple open voice and straightforward rendition of songs, like her a lot
Bambi: been doing that too Ken for months, but particularly now ... and I did get your email ... was great writeup on it
Clueless_Monk_Jr: What do I know I am just monkey babel.
Dave: I just write whatever comes to my mind
cease: my great vision coming home on the ferry tonight, watching the sunset reflecting on the waves, was that chaos itself was an aesthetic. i was surrounded by people speaking language i couldnt understand but out of that chaos comes this gorgeous city
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Probably a Pisces working for scale
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Where is my CD?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: is it RIAA sanitized?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: will the raii sue me?
cease: still in the ground, monk
Rotonoto: I didn't recognize him without his mask...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: normal programming like hell.
klokwkdog: Dex - "Miss Johnson phoned again today" was great!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: you wish it was normal programming JL.
Dr.Headphones: masque of the red death by poe
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I have thbutton
The Late Great Johnny Piano: That no mask, that birth defect
klokwkdog: Cat, did you make a video then?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: benny diction, he who has no teeth?
Dexter Frong: Klok: Didn't know you liked the Standards singers of yesterday =))
cease: today? i'm in production
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Where is my VIDEO?
The Late Great Johnny Piano: What happened to his nose?
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I want to see the rushes cease
Bightrethighrehighre: he just returned from rome....
Clueless_Monk_Jr: the rubber nose or the other one
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I want to see the ceases rush
Rotonoto: benny diction sphthk with lithp
cease: some of my futage may be up soon
Clueless_Monk_Jr: we control the rooster, we control the ventricle.
cease: this is just work i'm doing for other people, but that's true of almost everything
Clueless_Monk_Jr: It is NOT a rolex.
klokwkdog: Dex - I listen to a program that slowly teaches me...
klokwkdog: I will send info separately
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I can do this voce.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: thank you dog
Dexter Frong: Klok: Thanks
The Late Great Johnny Piano: I want to hear the Cecil rush
Clueless_Monk_Jr: I have a vocoder
Clueless_Monk_Jr: droid
Clueless_Monk_Jr: bots are better, droids get cancer.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: That lovely cancer-kazoo sound
Dexter Frong: Hi! I'm Cecil Stool, I'm not in a rush
Clueless_Monk_Jr: hahahaha
Clueless_Monk_Jr: thats better JL.
Clueless_Monk_Jr: Typical JUST typical.
klokwkdog: Oh, that was GREAT, Clem, Bambi; thank you Gary & Skybird!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: That's Woodrow Stool
Clueless_Monk_Jr: its all cue cards.
Dr.Headphones: ok, as clem runs the benediction, i will ride off into the sunset, which is already in progress. g'nite, dear friends
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Nyah ah ah - I'm Dishonest John!
klokwkdog: 19MB + 11.58 MB! Whew!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: it is more fun than this.
Dexter Frong: Thanks you AH and Bambi and POP4.net
Dr.Headphones: bye, bambi!
Clueless_Monk_Jr: If you only knew!
Bambi smiles
klokwkdog: nite Ken
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Nite Doc...
klokwkdog: stuff coming up shortly
Bightrethighrehighre: g nite *Clem *and Bambi....
Bambi: see ya all later
Bambi: great seeing you all
Dr.Headphones: toad away. go fer it, klokie
Rotonoto: came out of a well wearing ladies shoes, repeated everything everybody said...
Clueless_Monk_Jr: that is MISTER monkey
cease: by skybirds
ah,clem: good night all see ya soon....
klokwkdog: nite, Clem, Bambi
Clueless_Monk_Jr: night bam night jl.
||||||||| It's 1:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: chat skipping on me again
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Nite Doc...
klokwkdog: that's better
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'C. Simril', just granted probation at 1:31 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
The Late Great Johnny Piano: you're not alone, klok
C. Simril: it happened again
Rotonoto: formerly known as Strassman's syndrome, the only cure for which is death...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'dEX', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 1:31 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Nite Clem, Nite Bambi, Nite John Boy
Merlyn: yep
dEX: bOUNCED AGAIN LIKE i WAS JUST MINUTES AGO
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Multisporifera Funnii
dEX: Screwed up me caps key too
klokwkdog: they're after us, folks!
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Another dose of gas music from Jupiter
klokwkdog: merlyn, not satisfied with The Reaper, has turned loose the Hounds
klokwkdog: or the Tommyknockers or something
Rotonoto: ...
C. Simril: by hound is bound for glory
dEX sings who lossed the hounds.....
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:33 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bambi by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
klokwkdog: hmmm - my caps key just pulls of, no threads atoll, Dex
C. Simril: trailing clouds of glory, that hound
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Lillian Roth? Again!
otonotoR: --... ...--
Bightrethighrehighre: poultry guys....
klokwkdog: it was in the wrong place, so i just pulled it off and moved it to the correct spot next to the space key
C. Simril: by my rapidly growing kitten has just alked in front of the monitor
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Hockin' up on the radio...monkey
klokwkdog had to look up who Lillian Roth was...
klokwkdog: "alked"?
Bightrethighrehighre: ....if it's fowl, we've had it too long....
C. Simril: now the vast white beast has entered. stage left
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Sounds as if you're Lillian Roth in YOUR extremity, klok
klokwkdog: more canadian slang encouraged by his nationalistic celebration no doubt
C. Simril: take off, klok
C. Simril: i was just narrating events of my topography
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Hoser
klokwkdog: great white north, great white beast, can Sgt. Preston be far behind?
dEX: Klok: YOu have clearance for liftoff
C. Simril: fuck you, dan mcgrew
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Oh my God, it's Geddy Lee!!!
dEX: Well Dear Friends, night until next time
C. Simril: you hosers
klokwkdog: who?
C. Simril: uh, pass me the hose
C. Simril: by dex
Rotonoto: danged automation
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Hose this
dEX: Night Cat
C. Simril: the shooting of dan mcgrew, famous robert service poem. jack benny even had a show based on it
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Well, kiddies, I think I too will vacate the chat room. Good nite all!
C. Simril: gnight, piano man
klokwkdog: now OUR nationalistic anthem. omygod, it's our national holiday,too; i face a whole weekend of this...
Merlyn looks at his watch, noting the time as 1:37 AM
Merlyn: I'll wait to see what the 1:40 reaper does...
klokwkdog: Merlyn must be hanging out with Catherwood ;-)
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Nite, Cat - til next week!!!
klokwkdog: what about the HENDRIX version!
Merlyn: catherwood's watch is the only one that matters here
The Late Great Johnny Piano: Setting his watch by the Siderial Clock again...
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:38 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs The Late Great Johnny Piano by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
C. Simril: lots of yanks up celebrating with us here, cuz it's your long weekend
Merlyn: If you type '<time>' you get the time Catherwood thinks it is
otonotoR: reaper martyr, fear not- plenty of virgins for you
klokwkdog: Oh, Canada too...
Merlyn: the time is 1:39 AM
klokwkdog: Merlyn is channeling the Clock Lady...
Merlyn: "cease" should go, I think
Rotonoto: virgins, fear not- plenty of martyrs for you
C. Simril: get rid of cease
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Frong - dead from the fiddlers
 ||||||||| cease - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Dr.Headphones - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| ah,clem - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Clueless_Monk_Jr - dead from jaundice
 ||||||||| Dave - dead from The Plague
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: ah- those were on the ferry tonight...
Merlyn: I hope they were all legit...
klokwkdog: wow, a reaper bonanza!
Bightrethighrehighre: my shoes are turning blue....
klokwkdog: i'm still here and legit ;-)
Merlyn: Roto, do you have a window open for Rotonoto and otonotoR?
klokwkdog: but not for long, i gotta organize the chat log...
klokwkdog: yet
Merlyn: all dead people please speak up
klokwkdog: and get it cranking upwardz
klokwkdog: LOL
Rotonoto: yeper
Bightrethighrehighre: "up"
Rotonoto: did it because we all got some heavy lag from the server earlier
Rotonoto: some folkjs said they had to hot refersh about 4 times to get it back
C. Simril: am i dead yet?
klokwkdog: cease gone
C. Simril: hows it going, roto?
otonotoR: Roto's evil twin signing off "OF"
Bightrethighrehighre: my deodorant has gone frome sure to undecided....
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:43 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs otonotoR by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
klokwkdog: i had to let it sit for a couple minutes, Roto, nothing worked, but all got better after that
Merlyn: I think I'll make a documentary about the metric system and call it "Celcius 4/11"
C. Simril: good one, merl
Rotonoto: hi cat- just fininshed a big job, tired and looking foreward to nice relaxing weekend now
klokwkdog: OK folkz, I'm outta here; catch you next Thur. and possibly Sat. eve FST
klokwkdog: LOL Merlyn
Bightrethighrehighre: warm, naked, fighting clowns....
klokwkdog: don't miss the 9PM sat show, Roto, it might be live, maybe last live for a year
Rotonoto: Lord Kelvin is turning in his grave
klokwkdog: OK outtahere
Merlyn: You can still log into the chat on saturday during skybird, the chat won't be logged, though
Rotonoto: holy cow- I wilol try to remember, sounds great
Rotonoto: nite klok
Merlyn: another delay - the firesign log says there was a gap from 01:45:02 to 01:46:14
||||||||| At 1:47 AM, klokwkdog vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cease close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 1:47 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
cease: this is getting annoying
Merlyn: No refresh for 1 minute 12 seconds...
Rotonoto: amazingly, Roto has not been oft booted from this chat
Merlyn: cat, just wait for the refresh. For some reason, the website wasn't refreshing for about a minute
Rotonoto: same here, saw a couple of long refresh lags
Merlyn: EVERYONE got it, because the web site says it got no requests for pages for a minute and 12 seconds
||||||||| It's 1:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| C. Simril - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| dEX - dead from the yaws
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Rotonoto: aw, that no good, lying website- tha noive!
Bightrethighrehighre: 00ps....
Merlyn: easy there, woim
Rotonoto: hey Merlyn- this thing really ois acting up 2nite
Rotonoto: ooPS
Merlyn: I noticed
Rotonoto: da woim has toined
Bightrethighrehighre: sam bohdeee brok deee rubber roommmmm....
Rotonoto: hey pable- he broke the rubber room! I want my money back...
Merlyn: follow the yellow rubber line to the rubber wizard of oz
Bightrethighrehighre: mom, sis, pahhhh....
Rotonoto: mem... mem...
Merlyn: Well, I'm gonna take off
Rotonoto: oh dang it! forgot to inflate the shoes
Bightrethighrehighre: not insane, not ahhh crook....not....broke....*AH CLEM*....
cease: bergman can market rubbers: ok, off we all go. bye
Merlyn: byeee
Rotonoto: you have violated Robot's Rules of Order and will be asked to leave the future immediately'
||||||||| At 1:55 AM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Rotonoto: bye all then...
Rotonoto: Get your hands off me, I'm a newsman, I gotta find out- Reeeebussssss!
Bightrethighrehighre: the future is not all it's going to be cracked up to have been, anywhere....
||||||||| At 1:57 AM, Rotonoto vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Bightrethighrehighre: manifest destiny, hoooooooo....!!!! que the mushroom cloud....
||||||||| At 1:59 AM, Bightrethighrehighre vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever
 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

ah,clem
Bambi
Bightrethighrehighre
Bunnyboy
C. Simril
cease
Clueless_Monkey
Clueless_Monk_Jr
Dave
dEX
Dexter Fong
Dexter Frong
Dextrose Fong
doctec-o-rama
Doctor Memory Yamamoto
Don
Dr.Headphones
Johnny Half-A-Piano (44)
Jonathan
klokwkdog
llanwydd
Merlyn's reaper bait #41
Merlyn's reaper bait #42
Merlyn's reaper bait
Merlyn
Ooops Wrong Buton
otonotoR
Rotonoto
shoes for the dead
The Late Great Johnny Piano
Travellin'Lili
 URL References:
http://bannana.fart.fm
http://lite.up.fetus.apes.gov
http://lodestonecatalog.com
http://washingtoniennearchive.blogspot.com/
http://www.economist.com/people/displayStory.cfm?story_id=2876655
http://www.greatnorthernaudio.com
http://www.laugh.com
http://www.mozilla.org
www.thedigitalbits.com


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PP and Cat(cease)

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Bunnyboy

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klokwkdog

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FreqMan

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Merlyn LeRoy

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DocTech

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Rotonoto

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LeatherG & SO

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Nin0

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Tonk

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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Elayne

And,
"The Home Team"

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace,
Dear Friend