||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 24, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:17 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dave coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Dave: yes I know it's early, but I'm sure everyone missed my presence last week (great sarcasm), wish I could've been there, anyway, catch you all tonight, might be a bit late as I'll probably take a walk, here's hoping I don't smash any fence posts or anything, canes are dealy (smile) ||||||||| Dave departs at 8:19 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood escorts enemy of the state in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 24, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Billville." ||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits on the couch. Bambi: hello, dear friends :) enemy of the state: oi ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Merlyn: hello enemy of the state: oi yet again Merlyn: a slow conversation ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:18 PM, dragging ceas by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" ceas: i seem to be lacking an e enemy of the state: yes enemy of the state: because we are all old ceas: oi? yoy you? enemy of the state: I habe some enemy of the state: want one? ceas: is al franken visitng us tonight? enemy of the state: no enemy of the state: domini, domini, domini, yr all enemies of the state now ceas: juding from your name, i'd guess you were, maybe, bill clinton? enemy of the state: no ceas: well at least you know firesign enemy of the state: "Oi" is a clue ceas: better than can be said for jim hightower, fond as i am of him ceas: sounds like yammy to me. enemy of the state: baaah ceas: back home, ah and bambi? Merlyn: australia? ceas: is everyone listening to the talk about the armenian genocide on air america? Merlyn: I am ceas: in america with Armenians Merlyn: Ah, there IS a firesign tie-in ceas: i wonder if the armenian riffs in those old firesign albums were refs to the genocide enemy of the state: could be Bambi: working on the sound ... first time in this studio ceas: there's a firesign tie-in to everything ceas: i know austin had a lot of armenian neighbours in fresno Bambi: very true, very true ||||||||| Outside, the 9:25 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dave the Space Man coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ceas: hi dave Dave the Space Man: greetings, felt like a little nickname variation ||||||||| Dr.Headphones waltzes in at 9:26 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dave the Space Man: but can anyone imagine a blind guy piloting a spacecraft? Dr.Headphones: hello, dear friends Bambi: hi Ken ||||||||| Dave the Space Man leaves to catch the 9:27 PM train to Hellmouth. ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:27 PM, dragging Dave by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Bambi: how's everyone doing tonight? ||||||||| Dexter Fong waltzes in at 9:27 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dave: ok, back to my boring original self I guess Bambi: ah,clem working out the sound bugs ;-) ||||||||| justanotherTweeny waltzes in at 9:27 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bambi: good to see you all Dexter Fong: The Last Waltz Dave: either my clock is really slow or catherwood is on speed Bambi: first time in this studio Merlyn: Catherwood is on speed again. ceas: dex, kend, tweeny Merlyn: He left a couple of bombers on the endtable, bound for iraq Dave: Waltz for Dexter? I'm getting Evans' Riverside dates here shortly, all 12 discs of them justanotherTweeny: Cather wouldn't. I know him. Dexter Fong: Hiya Bam, Clem, Dave, Ken, enemy, Tween, Merl, and (I'm guessing) Cat? justanotherTweeny: Who shot Dale? Roy? enemy of the state: Bad Guess Dr.Headphones: hey dex, tweeny Merlyn: "ceas" is the anti-Dan Quayle spelling enemy of the state: Go to republican goal ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:29 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Bunnyboy: lo dere Dr.Headphones: and dave-with-the-changed-name Dr.Headphones: hi bun justanotherTweeny: One of the many gifts of Indiana. ceas: bunny Dexter Fong: Hiya Bun Dexter Fong: He's Dexter Fong ceas: just saw a picture of new seattle library in new yorker ceas: looks spectacular Bambi: hideo lol justanotherTweeny: Potatoes is good fer breakfast. ceas: really want to see it when i go to seatlte for firesign show Bunnyboy: FARENHEIT 9/11, opening tomorrow. YaaaaaaaaSUH! ceas: here too Bunnyboy: cat: The new library RAWKS! justanotherTweeny: Sure hope the boys tour down here in the states of humidity. enemy of the state: The never come into the hills Dave: I wanted to go to that library, the one in seattle, I can't even read print but still that sounded so cool on NPR Dexter Fong: Ken: THings settled down on your server? Dave: just the structure of it justanotherTweeny: The Backyard, Austin. CSN, Yes, people like that. Bunnyboy: 5 floors for the Dewey Decimal collection...and you can walk the whole set, by walking a "spiraled" line! Dr.Headphones: dex: still working on it. some idiot in the UK keeps trying to get in, i'm closing holes as we type. switching back and forth Dexter Fong: K: Sounds kinda like "Whack-a-MOle" Dave: I know that sounds so cool, and the computer complex and all that technology, never have been to seattle but I'd go just to see it, wish I could see a picture of it ||||||||| 9:33 PM: stephnfosterkane jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" justanotherTweeny: Ney, I am your father. Dexter Fong: Hey Klok stephnfosterkane: 'lo all Merlyn: guac-a-mole? Dr.Headphones: hey, klok enemy of the state: mmmm Dexter Fong: Slap-A-Skink justanotherTweeny: Evenin' Kwok... enemy of the state: or Slap-a-skank ceas: klok enemy of the state: the Urban Version Dr.Headphones: yes, dex, it's a never ending fight for truth, justice, the armenian way, and server security :) justanotherTweeny: Sorry, time lapse Bambi: klok, JL and I are in two places at once ... lol stephnfosterkane: so how was that "you cant catch death" book, Cat? enemy of the state: I was away, but now I'm back Dr.Headphones: ooh, bad hum in audio enemy of the state: y Dexter Fong: K: Remember "The Freedom of the Press is a flaming sword, Hold it high; guard it well; and use it wisely" stephnfosterkane: that's the elevator, Ken Bunnyboy: Seattle Library pics at www.spl.org enemy of the state: A bit of distortion, too stephnfosterkane: it's uber-modulating, though Bambi: actually, maybe it's just Klok and me ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:36 PM, dragging Clueless_Monkey by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Dexter Fong: Clem: Serious 60Hz hum on Skybird Bambi: that's the elevator noise justanotherTweeny: So what's this I hear about Phil not being able to play Skybird? Clueless_Monkey: ook ook ook Dr.Headphones: hi monkey enemy of the state: Let's all hum along Merlyn: it's da PREZIDENT! Clueless_Monkey: they are working on it. Dr.Headphones: hum gone now stephnfosterkane: no, i think that is in the original, Dex -- see? Bambi: it's supposed to be there, it's on the recording justanotherTweeny: Scratching armpits here... stephnfosterkane: it's just cranked up the wazoo Clueless_Monkey: Feed coming from alt location enemy of the state: There's a monkey in the White House Bunnyboy: I had more than one chortle at BAD SANTA this week. Billy Bob puts the "Ahr!" in Reprobate. ceas: i read that so long ago. must have been weeks, but i enjoyed it Dexter Fong: Bambi: My God! You're right! =) Clueless_Monkey: well his is the first time this has been done in ages. stephnfosterkane: some artie fact of converting FST's hyper-stereo to mono for the 'bird Clueless_Monkey: feeding from Dan's studio. Bambi: Looks like Gary's in two places at once too enemy of the state: cool justanotherTweeny: And that's no joke! ||||||||| "9:37 PM? 9:37 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Johnny Piano should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Johnny Piano enters and sits on the couch. Clueless_Monkey: hoo nose enemy of the state: old Indian Trick Johnny Piano: ...the Piano has been drinking... stephnfosterkane: just wait until they burn the kid - ought to pin all our meters! Dexter Fong: JP! ceas: jp Bambi: howdy justanotherTweeny: Quayle? Johnny Piano: Yo all! stephnfosterkane: and klok is not anywhere atoll Merlyn: what's your forte, piano? Clueless_Monkey: smoke signal: ..--.. justanotherTweeny: Oh, you mean old Indiana trick... enemy of the state: I listen to this over a 1964 Panasonic Table radio stephnfosterkane: we ain't gonna Wait for you, JP Clueless_Monkey: no forte apacche enemy of the state: Hiyo! Dave: anyone understand this part in electrition? the ice show part? Johnny Piano: Oh God, no music jokes... stephnfosterkane: i listen to this over a hardwood floor... Clueless_Monkey: I will use my 1951 collins. Dave: sounds like a reenactment of WWII enemy of the state: that last one waspretty goood stephnfosterkane: Dave - it's the Revolution stephnfosterkane: 1917 stephnfosterkane: Winter Palace Bunnyboy: LOONEY TUNES-GOLDEN COLLECTION-VOL 2, coming November 30th. Dexter Fong: Dave: The Russion Revolution Clueless_Monkey: yes johnny that is the key to our humor stephnfosterkane: Moscow Johnny Piano: Just finished listening to the brand new Mike Keneally disc... Dave: ok thanks, I didn't know what that ref was enemy of the state: I should use the Vincent Black Shadow stephnfosterkane: Bolsheviks. Lenin. Trotsky ceas: hide, anastasia, hide! Johnny Piano: No shit Bunny? enemy of the state: me Dave: this part must've been so hard to do without cracking up Clueless_Monkey: yes I kno many women who wear that, though tammy fay was the wort Dexter Fong: Hey Bun: Did you get the SCTV Set? My kids got it for me for Fathers day..hasn't arrived yet but I'm looking forward Bunnyboy: Johnny: Ist correctheit! Johnny Piano: That's St. John's Wort... stephnfosterkane: worth looking up Kitchner, too -- big late-Victorian presence in Britain Clueless_Monkey: yes caused by frogs Johnny Piano: Cool beans, compadre enemy of the state: Saint Johns warts? Merlyn: The South Carolina TV set? Clueless_Monkey: tap enemy of the state: Saint John's Quarts Dexter Fong: Klok: Big presence in africa too Clueless_Monkey: me fone is tapped Bunnyboy: Dex: You're in for a treat. Yes, I counted the days since the set was announced, over a year ago. ah,clem: ok, what shall I play tonight? justanotherTweeny: Not to be torturing me... ceas: aristophenes is back on broadway Johnny Piano: Bless me, I've been touched by the Giant Toad Clueless_Monkey: its doing the two step stephnfosterkane: hero of Khartoum, big wig in Boer War, still important in WWI Bunnyboy: SCTV Vol 2 in October. ||||||||| Catherwood leads Woody One inside, makes a note of the time (9:41 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Clueless_Monkey: COOL Dr.Headphones: hi woody Clueless_Monkey: I taped the originals from SATELLITE enemy of the state: only the Zulus wore wigs in the Boer War Woody One: Okay. Alright. Dexter Fong: Bun: Great...October my Birthday =)) Clueless_Monkey: another wood one. Woody One: Hi doc. Johnny Piano: Wood One! stephnfosterkane: now, this does sound like hum Woody One: And all..... Dr.Headphones: hmmm, can't scroll back, been switching between machines, and missed part of the exposition :( enemy of the state: I think Martha Washington Wore Whigs in the reavolutionary war ||||||||| Catherwood ushers BightreThighreHighre into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:42 PM, then departs.
Clueless_Monkey ) enemy of the state: hnnnn Clueless_Monkey: oh this is on the ORITGINAL Clueless_Monkey: weep tones justanotherTweeny: I've tried skybird with WMP (Mac), but it's always "hiccuping" (buffering). What's the deal? Clueless_Monkey: heh heh heh Clueless_Monkey: sweep tones. stephnfosterkane: you missed the biggest thing since the Eagle landed, Ken Clueless_Monkey: not our problem Dr.Headphones: hi big etc. Woody One: Enema of the state Clueless_Monkey: MAC? Clueless_Monkey: OH i c Johnny Piano: I'd be listening to Skybird, but my roomie is blasting guitar in the basement... ceas: said vernon von braun BightreThighreHighre: Hi guys, sorry I'm late Merlyn: hey BightreThighreHighre Clueless_Monkey: You need a linix box stephnfosterkane: sounds like an open mike channel or something on skybird Clueless_Monkey: OS x is linux Johnny Piano: Try using iTunes to play the stream. enemy of the state: liniiux! Dr.Headphones: better never than late...or vice versa... justanotherTweeny: Put a revolver to your head. Better, your ears :) Clueless_Monkey: I am not there Bambi: just need to use something like winamp 2.91 from www.oldversion.com ... it is a straight mp3 stream and WiMP doesn't like it ... doesn't work right anymore in it stephnfosterkane: running OK here, tweeny, absent the hum. oh, that is definitely bad Clueless_Monkey: I am only listening enemy of the state: whoa justanotherTweeny: Red Hat actually works? enemy of the state: Fried Kid Woody One: or verse=visa Clueless_Monkey: tonights feed is a test stephnfosterkane: who on earth would use Windows Media Player on a...Mac??? BightreThighreHighre: hey Merlyn k-pasa? enemy of the state: I'm using XMMS on SuSE Dr.Headphones: hi jp, you sneaked in while i was out of the action here Bambi: for the mac, no clue what would be best stephnfosterkane: XMMS works great for Skybird Johnny Piano: WMP on Mac only when absolutely necessary! stephnfosterkane: Quicktime should be OK Bambi: XMMS works for Linux, BSD, and may be ported to Mac Bambi: not sure Johnny Piano: Yo, Doc justanotherTweeny: Steven Jobs. What more is there to say? enemy of the state: if it's OSX, it may stephnfosterkane: isn't that what Phil Austin was having trouble with? We should concentrate on that and see what is problem Johnny Piano: Trust me, iTunes will work - it did last week... Bambi: if QuickTime will do normal mp3 stream it should work stephnfosterkane: he has lots more style than Bill Gates enemy of the state: OSX is *nix in disguize justanotherTweeny: OS X is, of course UNIX. Not here, unfortunate person... Dr.Headphones: for those keeping score right now i have my ethernet card deactivated to deter the people who can't take a hint. i hid directories and files, they are still getting in Johnny Piano: And I'm still on OS9 Bambi: great JP ... iTunes then if they have it BightreThighreHighre: yeah, to reiterate, sorry I'm late, my rubber shoes needed fix-a-flat.... stephnfosterkane: yeah, the channels are all funny stephnfosterkane: sheesh, ken, PITA enemy of the state: os9, sorrt Dr.Headphones: hee hee, he said "rubber" ;) Dexter Fong: ... Johnny Piano: Ah, a bozo...inflate them thar shoes. justanotherTweeny: I'm stills on 10. stephnfosterkane: oh, you should switch to that Plan 9 OS... enemy of the state: y there's some distortion in one ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bubba's Brain disembarks at 9:46 PM. enemy of the state: Olaauge! Johnny Piano: We covered Ed Wood last week, enemy enemy of the state: Plauge!
stephnfosterkane put up Mandrake 10, but XMMS won't work and they threw Totem Media Player at me whenever I tried to fire up an MP3 stream Dexter Fong: Hey Bubba Bubba's Brain: Hey all! justanotherTweeny: You have potential, young skywalker. ceas: bub Johnny Piano: oops, I meant Kane ceas: wow vancouver made the abc news justanotherTweeny: Evenin' bub Dave: ok this part on Skybird, what's so great about getting the plague? it was highly infectious ceas: that dont happen often Bambi: that's a shame Ken ... figures Google would pick it up ... they take forever for some that you want to be picked up quickly ... you must have just gotten lucky on the google bot's rounds... enemy of the state: Totem Media Player? Pass the Indian, Please stephnfosterkane: i really think this is due to stereo->mono conversion troubles. this sounds real bad, system. can you plug the drain? stephnfosterkane: i didn't see that, Cat -- what's the context? Bambi: MPlayer would probably play it well too if ported to Mac Dr.Headphones: hi bub Bunnyboy: ED WOOD DVD, still on hold from Buena Vista ("Good View...if you can see it!") justanotherTweeny: Honda has a robot that can negotiate stairs and waves at people. Jeeeeze... justanotherTweeny: Honda has a robot that can negotiate stairs and waves at people. Jeeeeze... Bunnyboy: lo bub Dexter Fong: 'ere's an echo in here enemy of the state: oi justanotherTweeny: I've been here before? Dexter Fong: Yam!! Johnny Piano: Yeah, what's up with the Ed Wood DVD - no excuse that I've heard... enemy of the state: yes
stephnfosterkane needs a Honda robot that can make gas cost $1/gal... Dr.Headphones: bambi i have hidden all my directories except firesign in "comedy" but some are still getting in somehow. not sure what's wrong, will just leave ethernet off for a while, they will grow tired of trying Johnny Piano: It's still the same old place, Tweeny justanotherTweeny: Ted Turner needs a wife. enemy of the state: I was told today by a Michael WEENER standin that democratz is enemies of the state stephnfosterkane: uh, the Plague, Dave? Everybody wants it. Not sure; of course, in Middle Ages, the Plague killed millions Dexter Fong: Lana Turner? Woody One: What a babe. enemy of the state: and I'm not one, I'm much worse, so I qualify ceas: is stepfor taken? Johnny Piano: Doc H, I grabbed a bunch last night... justanotherTweeny: Let's turner on her head... Dexter Fong: Drained the Plug? Dr.Headphones: jp: i will turn it back on later Johnny Piano: Now the horizon is moving up! Dr.Headphones: i don't mind sharing some stuff with some people, but not everything with the entire world stephnfosterkane: what! is JL still trapped in Marquette???! Johnny Piano: No worries, Doc Bunnyboy: Johnny: ED WOOD actually made it into a few stores in around...March? Then, at the last minute, Disney pulled the title. enemy of the state: baj stephnfosterkane: you gotta try some scheme to make your ISP cycle your IP, Ken! Woody One: Bee back. Disjointed attention on my part. Johnny Piano: Yeah, I read about that - should have hit my local Best Buy early ||||||||| At 9:51 PM, Woody One vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! enemy of the state: ow stephnfosterkane: of course, some poor devil with XP and connected directly to modem will get that IP next... ;-) justanotherTweeny: If Phil needs some very poor help from a person with an 8.6 Mac, Ken has my address. Bunnyboy: A few copies escaped, You might find it on ebay. Dr.Headphones: klok: if that happens then every link i have to pictures stored there but html on another server will break. last resort Johnny Piano: Not gonna spend that kinda loot - I'll wait... stephnfosterkane: what happened that they pulled it, BB?
Dexter Fong will be right back justanotherTweeny: eBay, you Bay. We all bay.. Bunnyboy: The most recent rumor I heard was that one of the deleted scenes contained material they couldn't license. So they yanked it. ceas: michael moore talks to canada, on cbc news justanotherTweeny: Peaches en Regalia. Johnny Piano: Why don't they just tell the marketplace that, BB? Bubba's Brain: ... at the moon, Tween? stephnfosterkane: shades of "Eve of Destruction" bit in The President's Analyst and of course the sad situation concerning Koyannisquatsi justanotherTweeny: What has happened to my hair? Dr.Headphones: sorry, klok, not allowed to foreign curse chatroom in stephnfosterkane: this does sound better Clem Merlyn: what's the Koy situation? Dr.Headphones: tweeny: i guarantee i do not have it! Bubba's Brain: the sad situation...? stephnfosterkane: oh, ownership, rights, lots of lawyers Dexter Fong: Clem: Favoritism? Johnny Piano: Hair today, goon tomorrow Bambi: lol Dave: thank Clem if your reading this justanotherTweeny: Ralph Spoilsport here, with a new used guaranteed automobile. Dave: YAY! YAY! MY FAVORITE! Bambi: anyone else have a request? gett'em in now and keep posting them so Clem sees them :) Johnny Piano: I have a lovely bongo cut myself (enforced by nature) Dr.Headphones: they aren't used any more, they are pre-owned Merlyn: sounds like life out of balance, SFK stephnfosterkane: clem - see email, MUST play Boom Dot Bust! Bambi: Nick Danger is my favorite for sure :) justanotherTweeny: Prius. 60 mpg. stephnfosterkane: There is some sort of DVD available for $180 "donation" Johnny Piano: Confidence In The System (I have little) ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:56 PM", then leaves hurriedly. stephnfosterkane: hi E Bubba's Brain: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Bambi: what system would that be JP? ;) Dexter Fong: Hey E! Elayne: Evenin' all! enemy of the state: Ha feet Dave: hey clem I don't know if you can change things but the right channel of the recording won't come in quite as clearly as the left on a mono stream Bambi: hi E! justanotherTweeny: Evenin' E enemy of the state: cheaper than cars Johnny Piano: Sounds like "flush" stephnfosterkane: anyone know why they switched from advertising "optional V-8" to "available V-8"? Dr.Headphones: hey elayne enemy of the state: oi E Bubba's Brain: this is your left............... Clueless_Monkey: Gotta hit the pause button, dont do two mozillas. justanotherTweeny: And yet we have a full hoser... Dexter Fong: your right Johnny Piano: Mz. E... Bubba's Brain: ......................... and this is your right enemy of the state: no, yr other left Clueless_Monkey: back in a bit gorillas ||||||||| crafty waltzes in at 9:57 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. stephnfosterkane: Dave - Firesign stuff does a lot of stereo manipulation that makes it devilishly hard to convert to mono ||||||||| 9:57 PM -- Clueless_Monkey left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Bubba's Brain: ...................mono................... Elayne: Hello Crafty! Dexter Fong: Crafty! enemy of the state: ? Johnny Piano: I resent that - I am an orangutan! crafty: hello!! Bubba's Brain: S.......U.........R..........R.........O............U.........N.......D Bambi: hi Linda, you made it justanotherTweeny: I like your cheese. enemy of the state: Have a banana Bunnyboy: lo el crafty: first time here ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:58 PM and late as usual, it's MoonMaid, just back from Billville." stephnfosterkane: ah, yes, they did that, too Johnny Piano: No, potassium overload! enemy of the state: Surround? Spin the radio round yr head Elayne: Welcome, Crafty! I see you're a friend of Bambi's. :)\ stephnfosterkane: welcome, crafty Johnny Piano: welcome aboard, crafty Merlyn: where's dick tracy? Dr.Headphones: by the light of the silvery moonmaid :) Elayne: Hello MoonMaid! Johnny Piano: Draw the wagons into a circle! ceas: hi el, crafty justanotherTweeny: Let me consult my wristwatch. stephnfosterkane: if you can, try listening to Skybird Radio -- they're running some Firesign bits
MoonMaid ) Bunnyboy: Neon Noodle! Dr.Headphones: crafty! i met you the udder night on skybirdradio chat :) i'm ken in real life, but dr. headphones here stephnfosterkane: crafty - see link near top of page Bunnyboy: Pumpkin Puss! 88 Keys! Johnny Piano: Yes! Bob Clampett!! Bunnyboy: Double Header! ceas: moon Dexter Fong: If you can draw these wagons into a circle, you may have a career as a highly paid cartoonist enemy of the state: Have a banana ||||||||| Clueless_Monkey waltzes in at 10:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. stephnfosterkane: LOL, Dex justanotherTweeny: Half a bandana? Bambi: wb Gary Bubba's Brain: Oh, I thought you were just happy to see me. Johnny Piano: Sometimes a banana is just a banana, Anna crafty: Hi Ken, I remember talking to you enemy of the state: Which half Dr.Headphones: the monkey's back, er, on my back Clueless_Monkey: want EXTENDED FST please Johnny Piano: The one with the zipper Clueless_Monkey: Til Midnight stephnfosterkane: Everybody see the network news tonite, the LA cops beating this guy who'd surrendered and the local Fox channel anchors laughing their heads off about it? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Bunnyboy: I came to Chester Gould in his later years, when he literally got 3 weeks of strips out of some hood choking on a chicken bone. Dexter Fong: LIke the hot kiss on the end of an extended fist Johnny Piano: Is that after the chase this morning in LA? stephnfosterkane: is Til Midnight like Til Eulenspeigel? Bunnyboy: It's ALL extended...by extension. Dexter Fong: or TIll the Soil, sailer enemy of the state: only in germany stephnfosterkane: yep Dr.Headphones: klok: uses the same scales, but the similarity ends there justanotherTweeny: Isn't that the new MS OS? Extended fist? Bunnyboy: And yet...so smoooooooth on the draw... stephnfosterkane: JP stephnfosterkane: I LOVE this sequence Dexter Fong: Chaps of Spanish Leather Johnny Piano: The big dude that ran into the house? Clueless_Monkey: -please- -adjust- -rgfelf- -now- -sleep- -cycle- -start- -midight- Bambi: ah, I think that's the VERY LongHorn of the law ... DRM ... pooey! stephnfosterkane: no, the one that the LA cop whacked over the head 11 times with a flashlight Bunnyboy: Any Von Stroheim fans? Clueless_Monkey: DRM is a tool of satan Dr.Headphones: bambi: DRM makes me vow never to give up old hardware and software...just in case... Dexter Fong: KLok: THanks god he was using Duracells Johnny Piano: Bill Gates, Daryl Gates - what's the difference? justanotherTweeny: Leather. Now why don't cows come out of the rain? stephnfosterkane: whew, too many people, too many conversational threads, too much to type...gotta go fire up Pizza strips Bubba's Brain: .... someone left the cow out in the rain....... stephnfosterkane: Duracells are very heavy, Dex Dr.Headphones: pizza strips? i have never seen naked pizza before Clueless_Monkey: satan is a nanogram for bill gates (nanograms are 4th dimensional) the dstruction of microsoft is already happened - 50 years ago in the future. Bubba's Brain: ...... I'll never have that BarBQ again..... Dexter Fong: and I'll never have that beefcake resipe again Bubba's Brain: ....Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooooo................. Johnny Piano: Didn't Jimmy Webb write that song about the cow in the rain? Bambi: I wouldn't give it that much credit Gary ... Greedy, controlling people is more like it ... "lead me not into tempation, I can find it all on my own" Elayne: Someone left the cow out in the rain?
Clueless_Monkey ) bam crafty: make mine crispy, STephe Elayne: I don't think that I can take it... Bubba's Brain: I'm moooing in the rain. Just Mooooooing in the rain..... justanotherTweeny: Gates Have Delirium. Particularlly in 1978 Detoit. Bambi: lol Dr.Headphones: i'll never have that receipt again..................oh no.............. Clueless_Monkey: WALLMART: Biggest Class Action about dicrimination filed today. Elayne: Mmm... cow recipes... justanotherTweeny: Yes fan, sorry... ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Sacred Panel Yamamoto', just granted probation at 10:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Dr.Headphones: i would love to see walmart collapse under their own weight (heavy on the 30 weight, mom) Dexter Fong: They're decriminating Wal-Mart
Elayne has a car now and can drive to Costco! Johnny Piano: I want the brisket, please ceas: congrats on new car, el Elayne: Thanks Cat! Bubba's Brain: It's whats for dinner!! Bubba's Brain: New car? Dexter Fong: Vroom Vroom Elayne Sacred Panel Yamamoto: TThe car? ceas: looks great Johnny Piano: Thank you, James Garner Elayne: Yep, The Car. Dr.Headphones: e: you actually live in nyc and know how to drive? how amazing! everything you know is wrong ;) Elayne: See blog for pretty picture. Bunnyboy: Turner Classic Movies is having their "DVD Decision 2004" promotion. They're asking viewers to choose 5 DVD candidates out of 20 films. The top 5 are announced in August, and released in January 2005. Sacred Panel Yamamoto: A jack Poet Volkswagen? Bunnyboy: GREED is on the list. Bubba's Brain: Just call her speed-E Clueless_Monkey: I was in detroit to take my FCC test in 1966 ... I went t all the cool blues record stores. My uncle said "OH MY GOD YOU ARE ON THE *WRONG SIE OF TOWN* heh heh he I always dug dem blooze Elayne: It's even prettier in person, Cat. I park it where I can stare at it all day from my office window. :) Bambi: congrats E on the new car Johnny Piano: GREED is on everybody's list Clueless_Monkey: ah car. justanotherTweeny: We are aGreed... Elayne: I actually took a wrong turn (or, more to the point, didn't take a turn) on the highway today and wound up getting to work about 15 minutes later than planned. Clueless_Monkey: I had many wrecked them al. Sacred Panel Yamamoto: I'm getting a "Police Interceptor" badge for my car Elayne: Last time I take the old Antelope. Dr.Headphones: park it and lock it Dr.Headphones: we're on the wrong side! Elayne: BRB. Johnny Piano: not responsible! Dexter Fong: BMW Sacred Panel Yamamoto: Of course, I make a habit of it, Ken Clueless_Monkey: blind man drive car to get away from crazy wife/killer/slash/backslash ran for my life justanotherTweeny: Welcome to side 6. We will now learn three new words in Turkish... Clueless_Monkey: BPL Johnny Piano: BFD Sacred Panel Yamamoto: Trabant Dexter Fong: JP: =)) Sacred Panel Yamamoto: y Bunnyboy: A great Sunday All-Day Rainy Day Matinee: GREED, followed by TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE. Johnny Piano: you're welcome, Dex justanotherTweeny: Decapitation. Dr.Headphones: trabant deluxe had ersatz imitation faux crystal rosebud vase Johnny Piano: We don't need no stinking badges, but we'll take them anyway justanotherTweeny: Hazing. Sacred Panel Yamamoto: That was the 666 model Sacred Panel Yamamoto: Purple Haxzing? Dexter Fong: Down by the Ribbuh ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dave - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| enemy of the state - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johnny Piano: 'Scuse me while I kiss this fly Bunnyboy: October will see the release of the "second-string" Universal monster titles. Dr.Headphones: i did purple haze back in the good ol' days Sacred Panel Yamamoto: haze in the Daze? Johnny Piano: the song or... Dr.Headphones: or.... Dexter Fong: I crossed the Rainbow Bridge and all I got was this great tye-dyed t-shirt justanotherTweeny: I've met Hendrix's last soundman. BFD. Bunnyboy: CREATURE OF THE BLACK LAGOON, THE INVISIBLE MAN and THE MUMMY (the REAL Mummy, dadgummit!". Johnny Piano: Oh, OR... Dr.Headphones: but that's been many revolutions around the sun since that happened Bubba's Brain: Cross the rainbow bridge when you come to it. Sacred Panel Yamamoto: All retrograde Dexter Fong: Yep, downhill from here Johnny Piano: I'm the troll that lives under Rainbow Bridge justanotherTweeny: Somebody's house is burnin'... MoonMaid: you're the troll? Johnny Piano: Shhh - don't tell EVERYBODY Sacred Panel Yamamoto: I'm the slime from the video MoonMaid: EFI told me he was the troll and makes me pay the toll everytime I walk by him Johnny Piano: They don't they have to pay the troll Sacred Panel Yamamoto: oozing along on yr livingroom floor Johnny Piano: There's a "know" missing from that last sentence of mine stephnfosterkane: Ken - http://members.cox.net/~bconverse/2004_0624Imagej0001%20-%20muchSmaller.jpg Merlyn: "I Yam the slime?" justanotherTweeny: We're making new troll roads in TX. People aren't amused. Bunnyboy: Read about a would-be spider killer this afternoon. Sporting Goods store worker, decided to try to *burn* a visiting spider, set the merchandise on fire. They had to clear the mall. MoonMaid: Ahhh but I like paying his toll. cause I get a kiss too Bambi: is that your dinner Klok? Bambi: looks good Bunnyboy: The guy was charged with 4th degree dumbshittery...erhm...Arson! Dr.Headphones: oh my god, jalapeños and spinach pizza! crafty: that's the best kind of toll stephnfosterkane: partly justanotherTweeny: As long as you pay the troll. Johnny Piano: Where's mine? Dr.Headphones: those norwegian trolls are hell to pay Elayne: Back, but I'm afraid I'm physically overcome. Need to lie down. Sorry. Next week, all. stephnfosterkane: didn't show you the 3rd slice Bunnyboy: "Pay the toll ta the troll!" Clueless_Monkey: this broadcast calls for a red hot beef burrito, or a red hat rat torpedo justanotherTweeny: Hey, we put up a statue to SRV. No big deal. MoonMaid: your what????????? Dexter Fong: Night E BightreThighreHighre: troll-was ted kennedy distracted by all those "pretty colors"....???? Johnny Piano: That's 'cause of the fjords. stephnfosterkane: get well E! stephnfosterkane: nite E Dr.Headphones: put in three dimes (or six nickel bags) Johnny Piano: SRV is another BFD Dr.Headphones: later, el Bubba's Brain: So soon E?!? Bunnyboy: SFX: Music of Chopin, in a cheezy brass arrangement Clueless_Monkey: I got the burrito. The gas started before I will be eating it. Another cartoon from GLYPHCO (r) Bubba's Brain: Nite E Bambi: night E justanotherTweeny: We hardly knew thee... Bambi: enjoy the new car :) Clueless_Monkey: Hey craft! Johnny Piano: Burrito with fuel injection crafty: yeah Clueless_Monkey: how can you be in two places at once Dr.Headphones: i have some ribs in the crockpot, been simmering in beer all day. smelling good right about now Clueless_Monkey: ah happy monkey now. crafty: hehhehehe, I am schizo MoonMaid: Of course EFI also tells me he is having a baby Elephant ...HA HA Bunnyboy: There's a trivia question: Which cartoons did, in point of fact, feature cheezy brass arrangement's of Chopin's music? Clueless_Monkey: Ah crockppot justanotherTweeny: I'm going down to the burrito to score some Copeland. Clueless_Monkey: EVELEEN why can't you be true Bubba's Brain: $3 to manufacture? Johnny Piano: Do you mean he wants to show you a one-eared elephant? Dr.Headphones: i've been crocked and i've been potted, and i prefer potted :) Johnny Piano: That's the BURRO crafty: oh myyyyiyi, Dr Clueless_Monkey: we are all quite potted. Bunnyboy: Give me the donkey, with the enchilada sauce! Johnny Piano: Make mine Warsteiner justanotherTweeny: Beware the triffids. Clueless_Monkey: Request: A childs Garden of Grass _AGAIN_ ceas: good one, kend Bambi: triffids ... cool haven't seen that movie in a long time Bunnyboy: No takers for my pointless trivia? MoonMaid: ohhhh...that reminds me it's an election year Time for my speech Bambi: repeat the trivia Bunny Johnny Piano: Here comes my...BULLET! justanotherTweeny: Papoon! Bambi: missed it Bunnyboy: (sings) Imagine me and you, I do... Johnny Piano: That's a Fillmore - really futuristic fins justanotherTweeny: D.C. many moons ago. Bumper stickers. MoonMaid: ..and further more if I am elected not only where ther be a chicken in every pot ...I will leaglize the container Dr.Headphones: i'm most definitely not potted now, and haven't been for way too long ||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Sacred Panel Yamamoto - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bunnyboy: OK, here goes: Which cartoons featured cheezy brass arrangement's of Chopin's music? justanotherTweeny: Abbie? Dr.Headphones: i'm too old for that now Dexter Fong: Bun: Heckle and Jeckle? MoonMaid: oh my i blew the speech ( he he he) Johnny Piano: 'Fraid I don't remember which cartoons, BB Bunnyboy: We are not groupies! Clueless_Monkey: Fade. Clueless_Monkey: JL Dr.Headphones: bun: didn't know the first time, been thinking, still don't know Johnny Piano: Robert Planet? Clueless_Monkey: I can't tell if this is jl or a test sigal. Dr.Headphones: i'll beaglize the container! Bunnyboy: Dex: As far as I know, no. Clueless_Monkey: Alertbot is SHAKING THE HOUSE use with caution Dr.Headphones: "the arab" Dexter Fong: Bun: George Pal's Puppetoons? justanotherTweeny: Walk this way... Bambi: it's A Few Minutes with Firesign Theatre as always Gary on Thursday night ... you know that .. Nick Danger is on Bambi: tonight Clueless_Monkey: george pups pallatoons were the BEST. Johnny Piano: OK, BB - was it either Scott Bradley or Carl Stalling? Bambi: right now Clueless_Monkey: CACA BABY CACA BABY RAW RAW RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dexter Fong: Bun: Pete Smith Specialties? Bunnyboy: The early 60's (i.e. FIRST) Popeye *TV* Shorts. justanotherTweeny: With any freakin' luck (my apologies to Mr. Nelson) Dr.Headphones: america's newest sweetheart? Bunnyboy: "Pay the toll to the troll!" Johnny Piano: Ohhhhhh... Clueless_Monkey: all done by mysterious robots. MoonMaid: I gotta head out my friend is on IRC byesssssssssssss Clueless_Monkey: I sen her and she is definately a sweetheart. Bambi: awesome Caca Baby ! :-) cool beans ... and the 'other guest' is up too :) crafty: time for bed, night all, catch ya tomorrow Dr.Headphones: later, moonie ||||||||| MoonMaid departs at 10:23 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Dr.Headphones: and adieu to you, crafty Clueless_Monkey: this lame chat won't let me type at my normal speed. Dexter Fong: Sleep Tight or at least inebriated Crafty stephnfosterkane: nite MM Clueless_Monkey: waaaaaaaaaaaaaahn! Bunnyboy: They used the same brass style on "Many Brave Hearts are Asleep in the Deep". Merlyn: How so, monkey? crafty: hehhehe, thanks guys Clueless_Monkey: Crafty stephnfosterkane: OK, back : I've been too busy listening to write in stephnfosterkane: KLOK ;-)) Clueless_Monkey: Keep yer hans off craf if ya know whats good feer ya. Bunnyboy: Perfectly obscene trombone rasps. Johnny Piano: Never got into the Fleischer cartoons, BB ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Dave', just granted probation at 10:24 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Merlyn: Your browser has to send the text... Clueless_Monkey: I got dibs for the 4th :) Dexter Fong: WB Dave Dave: ok are there two of me? ||||||||| crafty departs at 10:25 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" stephnfosterkane: wb dave justanotherTweeny: Firesign rocks. Always has. Always will. 'Nite all. ceas: not nearly enough stephnfosterkane: nite tween Dr.Headphones: g'nite, tweeny ceas: bye tween Clueless_Monkey: My pan is to drive Crafty quite insane...... She will be taken to my la bor a torum. for EX PARE A MENTS Dexter Fong: Dave: No, only one Johnny Piano: Multiple Indentity Poster Child: Dave! stephnfosterkane: you can be as many as you want, Dave! ;-) Dexter Fong: Ta Tween Dr.Headphones: my pan is in the dishwasher :) Bunnyboy: Johnny: Ah, nonono. These were the cartoons MADE for TV. Not the classic Fleischer Bros. goodies, which are the real deal. Clueless_Monkey: gimme two Johnny Piano: I stand corrected, and boy are my legs sore. stephnfosterkane: good NY Time article today. Angry residents in Peru hung their mayor... Johnny Piano: Was the mayor's name P'nisnose? Johnny Piano: Sounds like a Peruvian flake! Dr.Headphones: yes, and the photos of him are quite...stunning.... stephnfosterkane: don't think so, JP; don't have it handy stephnfosterkane: dead air! Dexter Fong: KLok: JUst like in Billville ||||||||| Dave runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Dave?! It's 10:27 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Bunnyboy: Unfortunately, the Fleischer Bros Popeyes (and Betty Boops, for that matter) are only available in crappy public domain cheapo dupes. No profits, so no restorations. Poo! ceas: hiya ralph Johnny Piano: Same old song and dance - money. ||||||||| 10:28 PM: Dave jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Bubba's Brain: I'm not dead, just side-chatting
Dexter Fong away for a minute ceas: hanging mayor most appreciated Dave: that's better Johnny Piano: Welcome back to the old Same place, Dave stephnfosterkane: just wait, BB -- everything ever made will be archived, restored, etc. Dr.Headphones: yeah, love doesn't make the world go round, but dollars do Bunnyboy: But there is a new collection of the 60's toons. Some of them aren't so terrible. It's booked as the POPEYE 75th Anniversary Collection. Dr.Headphones: hey, i got my application for the armenian medical association in the mail today! Johnny Piano: "All You Need Is Cash" ceas: johnny? Bunnyboy: kane: Don't hold your breath. But it IS a nice thought... ; ) Johnny Piano: That's from Paranoid...er, Paramount, right, BB ceas: he dead now Dave: look at that blue horse stephnfosterkane: this Firesign cut sounds pretty good on Skybird; the mono mix is OK Dr.Headphones: dave, it's not blue, it's paisley BightreThighreHighre: anybody got out of print files of Johannes Amadeus Medeski....? Bambi: ah, the Pyramind studios lol stephnfosterkane: ;-) Johnny Piano: Give the horsie a sugarcube! ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the common cold ||||||||| justanotherTweeny - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... stephnfosterkane: showing next week at The Egyptian Theater Dexter Fong: back Clueless_Monkey: spoort Dr.Headphones: big: i had them, but lost all in harpsichord crash Johnny Piano: EGYPTIANS! stephnfosterkane: (actually, the one in LA is having a Godzilla festival for 50th anniv.) ||||||||| At 10:30 PM, Bubba's Brain runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Clueless_Monkey: the world judges a man by the size of his spoorin BightreThighreHighre: don't drink the moss....!!!! Clueless_Monkey: (Scottish joke) Bambi: hi bubba stephnfosterkane: next slice up! : What happened? Dexter Fong: Slice up cut back...pizzas shrink in world market ||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 10:31 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dr.Headphones: i'm going to stand by for a few minutes and eat dinner. will return Johnny Piano: Ummm, Venezuelan Beaver cheeze. Clueless_Monkey: um Bambi: give me two, give me two ... klok ;-) Bubba's Brain: Wha....? Clueless_Monkey: don't look at me IIIIIIII didn't do it Merlyn: BB, that's some weird bug that I can't figure out ceas: by kend Clueless_Monkey: ah beaver cheese, the food of canadians Bunnyboy: Johnny: Actually, the PARAMOUNT Popeyes were theatrical cartoons, and were produced in the 40's and 50's. The TV toons were produced through a number of different studios, under the "Famous Studios" imprint. Essentially, it was one of the projects of FORMER Paramount animation producer Seymour Kneitel. Merlyn: something odd happens Bambi:http://www.skybirdradio.org Bambi:http://www.pop4.net Clueless_Monkey: But do you have CRUSADER RABBIT? ceas: popeye is odd
Clueless_Monkey ) bam so cool ceas: i would love to see that again Bambi: I have Crusader Rabbit! Johnny Piano: I know that Hanna Barbera did the "fangless" Popeyes - no violence...Geez Clueless_Monkey: Gotta get that teleprompter wired up. stephnfosterkane: Bambi - these slices are RI regional tradition, 8" or 9" x 3" rectangular slices sold in grocery store, etc. Johnny Piano: Didn't Rhino put out the Crusader Rabbit stuff? Clueless_Monkey: I got the distrib amp from Bill, so All I need is thyme Bambi: RI=Rhode Island?? Clueless_Monkey: JL SOUP Clueless_Monkey: CACA BABY! stephnfosterkane: yep
Dexter Fong heads off to the bar Bambi: wow, maybe only one then Klok ;-) Bunnyboy: No Crusader Rabbit, but lotsa Rocky and Bullwinkle. Season 2 is coming out on DVD in August. Clueless_Monkey: /me remains clueless Bunnyboy: With...the Metal Munching Moon Mice! Clueless_Monkey: I can get ya a crusader rabbit soon as I get my Editor back. Bambi: already had homemade mac and cheese and salad, and a tiny slice of pizza Clueless_Monkey: ? Johnny Piano: Cool - have you read the Moose That Roared book> Clueless_Monkey: monkey make mistake thot he was in xchat
stephnfosterkane is consuming 3 slices of pizza for dinner, Clueless Clueless_Monkey: which he also is. Clueless_Monkey: in xcnat stephnfosterkane: use a colon instead, Clueless Johnny Piano: in xcelsius Dio! Bunnyboy: Johnny: Yes, fun read. Clueless_Monkey: xchat skybird in finland just to test the net delays,.. And because We are all finns up here, except for frogs like me.
Bambi this is fun stuff huh? ||||||||| "10:36 PM? I'm late!" exclaims BightreThighreHighre, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Bambi says this is fun stuff, huh? stephnfosterkane: all that jalapeno is now kicking in... Bambi: still need to do it in third person lol Johnny Piano: Finn? Cool, I like Crowded House Bunnyboy: Fire in the hole! stephnfosterkane: need to set up a virtual sauna, then! stephnfosterkane: Finn bros. have new album out... Clueless_Monkey: wait more people coming let me use this sledgehammer to make more room Johnny Piano: Literally & figuratively on the fire... Johnny Piano: Finn Bros album in August... Bambi: Caca Baby! with his blankey! Clueless_Monkey: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bambi: coming right up :) stephnfosterkane: oh s____! Clueless_Monkey: ! Bambi: lol Dexter Fong: Ummmm. Great distortion Bambi: up from his nap and all changed lol Johnny Piano: OK, I'm confused... stephnfosterkane: is JL still in Marquette???! Clueless_Monkey: nope ceas: giles oat boy stephnfosterkane: he's remote? Clueless_Monkey: POP4 are me heeroes Bambi: lol, JL/ah,clem is here in West Branch in Pop4.net studio right now stephnfosterkane: refused to read that one, too, Cat Dave: I'm confused oh skybird people ceas: firesign quote it in an hour hour show Johnny Piano: Ditto for me, Dave stephnfosterkane: oh, so he's at the HEAD END! stephnfosterkane: You can't get there from here... Bambi: lol Johnny Piano: 4 hours later... Clueless_Monkey: you think you can close windows, but spybot remains active ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Don close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:42 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. Clueless_Monkey: Ah BillyBloat wears a black hat Dexter Fong: Ciao DOn stephnfosterkane: hey, Don Bubba's Brain: Am I still here? Don: late again i know Johnny Piano: Last thing I read says "YES" Dexter Fong: Bubba: YOu're always in our thoughts Don: hey dexter and all Bambi: Caca Baby was so cute ...saving humanity with raspberries Bubba's Brain: Yes... tempted fate again! Clueless_Monkey: . Johnny Piano: Raspberries? Eric Carmen? Bubba's Brain: And you're always in my.... my.... uh.... Bubba's Brain: ... now what was that.....? Dave: Clem should play something from Giant Rat, who thinks that's a good idea, honestly never cared for BDB that much Dexter Fong: JP: A pretty good group and an overnight sensation Johnny Piano: Would the word you're looking for be "Stool," Brain? stephnfosterkane: must have mass quantities of fluid... Bambi: Chinchilla Farm :-) Johnny Piano: Agreed - love the 4 Berries albums, Dex Clueless_Monkey: it really is Bubba's Brain: No.... not that. Dexter Fong: JP: So them live, on same show with Tavares Clueless_Monkey: eek me feed died Clueless_Monkey: back Dexter Fong: Saw Johnny Piano: Carmen's solo material is sadly lacking Bubba's Brain: dead feed again..... Clueless_Monkey: dishnet Clueless_Monkey: another devil tool Dexter Fong: Yeah JP stephnfosterkane: dead air! Bunnyboy: I'm gonna bail. See ya all next week! stephnfosterkane: nite BB Clueless_Monkey: WE HAVE A SOLUTION TO DSS AN WISHNET Don: nite bunnyboy stephnfosterkane: ahhh Johnny Piano: See ya Bunnyboy! Dexter Fong: See yah Bun, I'll have heard the SCTV by next week I think Clueless_Monkey: By bun Bambi: hmmmm Bubba's Brain: What does the pink panther do on the radio....? Clueless_Monkey: clem and merlin fading stephnfosterkane: witchnet? Dexter Fong: SKybird has fallen and just got up Bambi: lol stephnfosterkane: he does bugs? Clueless_Monkey: I know what the panther did on MY radio Johnny Piano: Pantomime Bambi: yes, it was just quiet for a few seconds Bubba's Brain: Dead air, dead air, dead-air dead-air dead-air..... ah,clem: ... Clueless_Monkey: wernt pretty
stephnfosterkane is still cleaning up his radio Bambi: didn't loose the stream ... just quiet Clueless_Monkey: there ya go clem Bambi: lol ||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 10:47 PM train to Hellmouth. Clueless_Monkey: silly chat trick Dexter Fong: Maybe somebody peed in the stream? Johnny Piano: All mime radio Bambi: well, at least there was no hum ;-) stephnfosterkane: stream or no stream, first rule of broadcasting: no dead air! Clueless_Monkey: a chat trck hes over the blue line and GORDY SCOOOOOORE Bambi: it was truly quiet Clueless_Monkey: I have patented the official skybird hum
Bubba's Brain didn't lose his stream either... he just turned away from the urinal. Johnny Piano: There was no hum because it was the air guitar solo Clueless_Monkey: It is a featue, and any other station that has hum I will sue ceas: aha Bambi: lol ceas: or a ho Johnny Piano: MY hum is at 60 cycles, and I was there first....NYAH Bambi: good one JP stephnfosterkane: overmodulated. you're wrapping around. i'm starting to hear Chinese... Clueless_Monkey: I just got pattent 9892273848 for Hydrogen Dioxide :) Bubba's Brain: At 60 cycles on your very-AM dial..... Clueless_Monkey: pay me or don't breathe, it is THAT simple stephnfosterkane: check eBay: Tom Cruise's Air Guitar from Risky Business just got sold! Johnny Piano: Cubs lose... Dexter Fong: We are US Plus, we own the idea of patents Johnny Piano: Well, I guess I won't hold my breath ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:50 PM and late as usual, it's Rotonoto, just back from Billville." Bambi: hi roto Bubba's Brain: Well, I had a big event this week.... stephnfosterkane: WOW! Clueless_Monkey: Yeah but I like brooklyn stephnfosterkane: Hi ROTO! Johnny Piano: Pray tell, Bub Dave: dead air on skybird Rotonoto: Hi Bambi, hi all Clueless_Monkey: bain? stephnfosterkane: You're just in time for...dead air segment on Skybird Dexter Fong: Oh Roto, like streaming audio...first you are not there...then you are here Bambi: please stand bye Bambi: by Bubba's Brain: Doctec and I finally got the Lodestone site up and running!!!! Bambi: even Johnny Piano: Fetch me a gimret, Roto Clueless_Monkey: no that is pattented silence Clueless_Monkey: we own silence too Johnny Piano: Kick ass, Bub - when do the shirts go on sale? stephnfosterkane: YEA, Bubba! Way 2 go DT! Rotonoto: hey- you guys have been having way too much fun without me! Clueless_Monkey: Clear channel had to pays us 14 million to settle out of court when rush burped Bubba's Brain: July 6. Dave: what's this from? ceas: hope it goes great, bub Dexter Fong: Monk: But we own the idea of superfluous leter "t"s Johnny Piano: Somebody had to do it, Roto Bambi: patented silence LOL Clueless_Monkey: roton you mised cacababy? Johnny Piano: I just sat thru a copyright infringment stephnfosterkane: you can try, but you CAN'T stop us, Roto Rotonoto: "Personal Time Zone" (TM) Bubba's Brain: Sorry. silence existed at least one year before it was patented.... Bambi: caca baby will be back ;) Clueless_Monkey: yay! stephnfosterkane: perhaps Roto can't hear Skybird Clueless_Monkey: rats i WANTED that one. Bubba's Brain: Thanks Cat. Bubba's Brain: Thaks all. Bambi: Bubba is on to the silence thing LOL Bubba's Brain: n Clueless_Monkey: My lawyers work 24 hours a day. What else can I do? Oh colored people Rotonoto: no, Roto not have one of those new fangle skybird, only on humble dialup... Clueless_Monkey: I saw them on colored tv in 1954 Johnny Piano: What color are they? stephnfosterkane: he is 2 close to the Source and out of range of the ground wave Clueless_Monkey: green faces, pink skies, can't get that on a modren TV Rotonoto: Roto know what sounds of silence like heer in Radio Prison Dexter Fong: Monkey: YOu talking about Lawyer Calhoun...he on the radio before he on colored TV stephnfosterkane: Roto - skybird is only 16 kbps, takes pretty piss-poor dialup to choke on that... Johnny Piano: Modren TVs, for those who can't stand reality Rotonoto: OK lay it on me (url) Bambi: very true klok ;-) stephnfosterkane: link at top of page, Roto! Clueless_Monkey: had to hack my trintron to make the pink skies, but the faces are purple, not green like they are aposed to be Bambi: even we can get skybird audio stream on our dialup in VA Dexter Fong: Roto: Top of the page Rotonoto: you make Roto work so hard stephnfosterkane: the red, highlighted link on the chat page that says "Skybird..." Bambi:http://216.234.115.10:8000/ Dave: what bit is this from? stephnfosterkane: yes, we like to watch u sweat Bambi: put it in Winamp and away you go Don: well it's blue on my page Dexter Fong: Roto: After accesing Skybird, you have to make brief change in configuration for this page so you can chat again Bambi: WiMP doesn't like the stream Johnny Piano: It needed the money, Don Dave: I even could get skybird when I had dialup, stephnfosterkane: whoa! Bambi! No, please STAY, Roto! ;-) Bambi: probably pukes on the lack of digital idiocy or the low bit rate LOL Rotonoto: Oh my God! Roto hear audio in Radio Prison! stephnfosterkane: GREAT Roto! Dave: poor rodo Dexter Fong: Dave: this might be from Dear Friends Johnny Piano: Roto's programming goes into overload... stephnfosterkane: Firesign every Thur nite and Sat eve. -- this is Ah, Clem speeking Dave: probably, I've never heard Dear Friends stephnfosterkane: wonderful, Clem -- can you rattle that phone number even FASTER next time? Dexter Fong: Doom bot: Dust Johnny Piano: Program into speed dial... Johnny Piano: Billville... stephnfosterkane: easy enough if you caught it, Johnny! Rotonoto: Ahhh- Roto hear things never heard before from Firesign guize Johnny Piano: I didn't catch it - I passed it! ||||||||| doctecazoid waltzes in at 10:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dexter Fong: Hello handsome stephnfosterkane: Roto - you shoulda heard the Magic Mushroom stuff Sat. Nite. KWD was awed! ceas: is there a house in the doctor? Bubba's Brain: Hi Doc! Bambi: 989-345-0735 Johnny Piano: Hi Bill! Rotonoto: aw, Roto all work no fun all summer Johnny Piano: And hi DOC ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:59 PM and late as usual, it's Bone-E-Boi, just back from Billville." doctecazoid: sorry i'm late, too many late nights have taken their toll, i had to take a nap after i got home Dave: hey who wants me to call in? I wrote the number in braille here Bambi: the phone number for calling in: 989-345-0735 for tonight Dexter Fong: Oh Boi!! Bone-E-Boi: fashionably late ceas: do it dave stephnfosterkane: great Dave, just don't TALK in Braille! ;-) ceas: lol Johnny Piano: Call in, Dave - I did last week and sounded absolutely ignorant. Bambi: hey doc Dexter Fong: dit dit dot dit dot dit Dave: ok, here's goes nothing, wait, should I do it now or wait til the clip os over? stephnfosterkane: there's already these ham guys talking in Morse ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dave: I can't type apparently stephnfosterkane: there is a 75-minute time delay, Dave, go for it Dexter Fong: Dave: It's on a two week delay, do it now Dave: haha ok doctecazoid: three month delay at most Bambi: you did not sound ignorant at all JP ... great call :-)
stephnfosterkane is using dialaroundtheworld.com, must punch endless Fatt-style numbers to call doctecazoid: tune in late september to hear a simulfax copy of your very own voice stephnfosterkane: what call?
stephnfosterkane didn't here any call stephnfosterkane: uh, this sounds real bad, system... Dexter Fong: Call to arms Bambi: 989-345-0735 Dave: the phone's ringin' Johnny Piano: Thanks, Bambi - I have recording of recent band interview that shows me in much better stead doctecazoid: brrrrrrrrrrrring... Dave: stillll ringing doctecazoid: brb Clueless_Monkey: copyrights expire
stephnfosterkane doesn't hear anyone talking
Bambi smiles Dexter Fong: Pres Bush says brrrrrrrrrrrrrring it on Clueless_Monkey: clem fading Bone-E-Boi: Just finished a damn near blog entry about Luna the killer whale, Mowachaht-Muchalaht Indian band, the Canadian Fisheries Department, and the media circus. http://www.well.com/user/silly Johnny Piano: Recording playback sounds a little HOT Dave: maybe it'll be public domain and I won't have to worry about copyrights ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Jonathan', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:03 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Clueless_Monkey: I shouldplay you guys some tunes when I get it back. Bone-E-Boi: damn near poetic, I meant to say.
stephnfosterkane loves this stephnfosterkane: bit Dexter Fong: Hey Jon Jonathan: Hello. Clueless_Monkey: This radio station is such a secret Clueless_Monkey: for good reason stephnfosterkane: hi Jonathan! Bambi: love it when copyrights expire ;-) Johnny Piano: Speaking of tunes - did anyone aside from Dr. HPhones listen to Oohs files? Clueless_Monkey: Yeah except for RIAA Dave: come forth oh Clem and heed the call of Dave Bambi: they never will in this country in our lifetime ... public domain is basically dead to us Clueless_Monkey: How do they get away with THAT? Johnny Piano: Greetings, Jonathan Jonathan: Hello stephenfosterkane Rotonoto: they let copyrights do that during prime time? Bone-E-Boi: Let me try that again. Just finished a damn near poetic blog entry about Luna the killer whale, the Mowachaht-Muchalaht Indian band, the Canadian Fisheries Department, and the media circus. http://www.well.com/user/silly Jonathan: Hello johnny piano stephnfosterkane: Skybird radio is not a secret, G, if it showed up on Winamp radio list Clueless_Monkey: I fel I can play any song that is not available. Dave: ok I'm gonna hang up, call back later stephnfosterkane: Hey, Clem -- Dave is trying to call you! Clueless_Monkey: let them try and take me on. Clueless_Monkey: Class Achtung! Bone-E-Boi: Public domain is dead? I just linked to the collected works of Jack London. Available for free download at UC Berkeley Sunsite. stephnfosterkane: is that the whale that ate Kennewick man they just found? Clueless_Monkey: please ring them bells ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:06 PM, dragging llanwydd by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" Johnny Piano: Clem & Merlyn are fading fast... Dave: I can call back if you want Clueless_Monkey: say number slowly llanwydd: hello Clueless_Monkey: and repeat number Dexter Fong: Hey Ilan ceas: hey llan. great work on the tape Clueless_Monkey: and say number sowly Bambi: Bone...sorry, not the old stuff that was already in public domain Bone-E-Boi: brb Clueless_Monkey: don't be like that goofball on friday nights stephnfosterkane: Hi Ilan -- Clem is live on Skybird! Clueless_Monkey: He needs a cron job Bambi: I was talking about the length of copyrights now stephnfosterkane: Jonathan -- are you listening? llanwydd: You got the tape, cat!!! Bambi: hi Ilanwydd doctecazoid: is '70s porn pubic domain? Jonathan: Listening? Rotonoto: "...in government inflicted simulation..." that phrase was running through my dubious mind all afternoon today Johnny Piano: And copyrights can be renewed by heirs of dead copyright holders ceas: splendid accents all Clueless_Monkey: Some girl named candy said she would give cron jobs, but thunderbird said she was junk Bambi: 989-345-0735 Clueless_Monkey: all porn is public domain. stephnfosterkane: to Skybird radio online -- via the link at the top of the chat page Don: public ? was that a typo stephnfosterkane: LOL, monkey Johnny Piano: Good thing they're not wearing anything in those 70's porn flicks Clueless_Monkey: Most f it is made by college kids in their dorms with hidden cameras. doctecazoid: no typo Jonathan: Hey, I don't have school tomorrow. stephnfosterkane: yeah, they did some great accents on this CD Dave: ok calling again doctecazoid: wanted to see if anyone was paying attention Clueless_Monkey: no this chat kips etters Don: nevermind ceas: good for you, jon Clueless_Monkey: f yo ipe to ast doctecazoid: :-) stephnfosterkane: good 4 you, J Rotonoto: Go to Press!!! Bone-E-Boi: Kennewick man. An 9000 year old Caucasian in the United States? That's older than Sen. Robert Byrd! stephnfosterkane: Clem - is you accepting calls? Clueless_Monkey: some errors are funny llanwydd: just got back from "much ado" rehearsal Johnny Piano: They did nail the rural accents...seeing that I live in central Illinois... Clueless_Monkey: Not quite ceas: always, mass, eh, don? stephnfosterkane: some, like Iraq, aren't Clueless_Monkey: I got a carbon date on byrd Clueless_Monkey: but he stood her up Bambi: Clem has a caller :-) Johnny Piano: Aw, just cut him in half and count the rings! Clueless_Monkey: e equal emcee square stephnfosterkane: still all Shakespeare all the time, eh Ilan? Clueless_Monkey: two things playing at once Bambi: doo doo .. da da doctecazoid: shake a spear stephnfosterkane: I don't think he's Italian, JohnnyP llanwydd: lately just WS stephnfosterkane: it's Dave!? Clueless_Monkey: Gentners need such coddling. stephnfosterkane: we can hear YOOO doctecazoid: sheik's pierre Rotonoto: I have a weakness for chocolate, does that count? Clueless_Monkey: nice gentner Clueless_Monkey: nice gentner Clueless_Monkey: pet pet pet Dexter Fong: 'ere's an echo in here Johnny Piano: echo in here... Johnny Piano: DAVE!!! Dave: I'm talking to Clem stephnfosterkane: the phone audio is GREAT doctecazoid: he can shout, don't hear you llanwydd: what's a gentner? stephnfosterkane: yes, we can heer you 5 by 5 Johnny Piano: We hear you Dave! Clueless_Monkey: weekends sound like an old radio stiation! Clueless_Monkey: look at the radio Clueless_Monkey: I watch it every day ||||||||| "11:12 PM? 11:12 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bightrethighrehighre should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bightrethighrehighre enters and sits on the couch. doctecazoid: gentner is a phone-line-to-standard-audio-output converter stephnfosterkane: Dave, they do Firesign again on Sat. nite eve. ceas: dave sez he's the youngster of the chat, but there was someone here who was 8? Clueless_Monkey: powercompany beeped again Johnny Piano: Dick Ballantine, the best looking man you've ever hear. Clueless_Monkey: and firesgn on sunday Dexter Fong: Unpronouncable person again, Hi doctecazoid: (used one when i worked for dictaphone, back when i recorded and edited prompts for their voice mail systems) Johnny Piano: Oops, contraction trouble! stephnfosterkane: Cat - later in the evening, we are ALL about 8, eh? ;-))) Clueless_Monkey: And insanity every evening. LIVE wacko now on skybird. JL and BAM made it magic. Bightrethighrehighre: Johnny Piano:are you anywhere near Oquawka....? Clueless_Monkey: and now I can be quite madly insane and not make the management pace woriedly stephnfosterkane: Giant RAT rools! Jonathan: Are we chatting aurally tonight. My speakers are busted. Clueless_Monkey: My name is joe and I am canadian Dave: twas a success ceas: true, klok Bambi: gotta love Nick Danger Johnny Piano: Do you mean Moweaqua, Bightre... stephnfosterkane: use headphones, Jonathan? Dave: nice conversation there, couldn't hardly hear him but I'm sure he heard me, I'm loud Bambi: Giant Rat is another great one ceas: my name isnt joe but i'm still canuck doctecazoid: see, eh? enn, eh? dee, eh? Merlyn:Droopy voice "Hello, Joe" Dave: oh hey that's me ceas: dave. great voice stephnfosterkane: we are listening to Firesign Theater clips on Skybird radio, Jonathan Johnny Piano: The Goon influence on "Rat" Dave: I sound stoned Clueless_Monkey: I have expenseVU and Stare choice. I am 500 miles north west of sarnia Jonathan: Actually, I can only access the interneyt in safe mode, and safe mode doesn't offer sound. Bightrethighrehighre: Nawww....Oquawka....it's on the mississippi, Henderson, county.... doctecazoid: yeah, very cool to hear you speak dave Clueless_Monkey: and it is fficially the USA! Johnny Piano: You mean you're not stoned, Dave? stephnfosterkane: plus people are calling in (ROTO next! ;-) to comment, but no, it's all going flat out there in the chat Clueless_Monkey: This is my"cottage" ceas: you'll do a great job as young groucho Dave: no I'm not stephnfosterkane: but we can't but comment on what we here, no? Bone-E-Boi: the media circus I'm writing about in my blog is taking place on Vancouver Island, and offshore. Dave: I had no idea I was on air doctecazoid: precipiation Clueless_Monkey: anyone here can go cross at the sault locks, buy a canadian system, and bring it back. Dexter Fong: JP: Do you know FST's "By the Light of the Silvery" from the album "Pink Hotel Burns Down"? Johnny Piano: No, don't live near there - I'm in Springfield - Sangamon County, and so-called capitol Clueless_Monkey: EVERYONE IS ON THE AIR. doctecazoid: are we here? ceas: why dont i know abot it: thats my general neighbourhood Clueless_Monkey: ah springfield, were the simpsons live Johnny Piano: Have recently acquired the "Silvery" cuts, and listened to them. llanwydd: how do you know about the Goon influence, Johnny? Have any of their albums? stephnfosterkane: you need to call every time, sound much better than my nasal whine! JP stretched me out for 10 min. on Sat; embarassing Johnny Piano: Sorry, no nuke plant, Monkey doctecazoid: is general neighborhood still trying to boss people around? i hate when he does that... Dave: did he play my whole call? Bambi: great call Dave :-) Bambi: sure did .. you were live :-) Bone-E-Boi: YOU ARE ALL UNDER TREMENDOUS PRESSURE. Dexter Fong: JP: That's the really "Gooned" out fst piece I know of ceas: maybe. how would we know? doctecazoid: yes dave he played entire call Clueless_Monkey: we can see you through your computer, there is a hidden spycam that bill gates uses. But we hcked the windows kernel. no we didn't. Nobody saw us do it, and you can't prove a thing. Dave: I sound really nasal, hahaha Johnny Piano: Yeah, Dex - I certainly hear the influence. Side 2 of "Rat" is less Goon Bone-E-Boi: ANYONE ON EARTH COULD BE WATCHING. stephnfosterkane: Dave, you ain't even CLOSE! ;-))) Dave: yeah and if you could see me, I couldn't see you doctecazoid: pop that kernel! Clueless_Monkey: goon show on skybird radio Clueless_Monkey: Eat it raw Clueless_Monkey: they are watching. doctecazoid: goon but not forgotten Johnny Piano: Ah, let's eat Clueless_Monkey: hey wanna see my t**s? Jonathan: Rah rah rah that's the sprit!
stephnfosterkane thought he knew goons; never noticed goonishness of side 1 of The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra. Really? llanwydd: You know, cyber49er.com has some Goon Show broadcasts for free download Johnny Piano: Toes? Clueless_Monkey: go to windows.com Dexter Fong: Doc T: Bunny Froo Froo was here but left Jonathan: Johhnypiano: More sugar! stephnfosterkane: Australian national radio (ABC) plays Goon show every Saturday at 10AM Clueless_Monkey: type cookie/easteregg/spudboy/flash Clueless_Monkey: thats me Dave: hehe I still find it funny that I'm the baby of the chat regulars doctecazoid: dex: dang, missed bb eh (not bubba, bunster) stephnfosterkane: Recently, ABC changed the time and the whole country rioted. doctecazoid: oh well Johnny Piano: Ah, the glories of food. Clueless_Monkey: Yeah I love ausie radio Clueless_Monkey: I get it on SHORTWAVE Rotonoto: Roto getting buffereds so often that time is slowing down- Dave's call just now playing here Clueless_Monkey: I have a valve set. Johnny Piano: Austin said in a TOILER interview that Giant Rat had a Goon influence Clueless_Monkey: woah stephnfosterkane: ah here is the Peru article with the villagers lynching the mayor: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/24/international/americas/24PERU.html?pagewanted=all&position= Clueless_Monkey: you are i the other time zone. Clueless_Monkey: Better reconnect Dave: hey what's this one from? Jonathan: R.I.P. Spike milligan. ||||||||| At 11:20 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dave!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... stephnfosterkane: you have a fully Hallicrafted short-wave radio, Gary? stephnfosterkane: yes indeedy, Jon. Johnny Piano: Boom Dot Bust, Dave - previous was a Let's Eat bit ||||||||| Dave sneaks in around 11:20 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
stephnfosterkane used to listen for hours on one doctecazoid: as if i don't have enough on my plate: just found out, have another pool league tournament to play in this weekend Bone-E-Boi: THIS IS INSANITY. LURKERS SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO PAY FOR A PASSWORD. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? PRAISE THE LORD, BUSH WILL SHUT IT DOWN AFTER HE IS RE-ELECTED. llanwydd: Bergman worked with the Goons, I believe stephnfosterkane: you have to play pool on plates, DT? doctecazoid: the vegas tournaments are annual affairs, there are also three money tournaments each year (one per four-month league session) Dave: Spike Mulligan died? Clueless_Monkey: new install NYT sending my passwd Johnny Piano: Bergman worked with Spike. Clueless_Monkey: rats. stephnfosterkane: lurkers, burkers, bush, password? You're insane! Clueless_Monkey: Spike a hero ceas: muligan man! Dave: wait goons like peter sellers and those guys/ Clueless_Monkey: BAM SPIKE MARATHON ceas: hey Jonathan: I'm sorry to break the news, Dave. Johnny Piano: Bingo, Dave Clueless_Monkey: I can look for disks and put in server if we don't have them now Bubba's Brain: That's too bad --- hadn't heard it. doctecazoid: we ended up in 2nd place this past session that finished end of may, so have to show up a pool hall (gasp) 7:45am saturday Bightrethighrehighre: not insane....!!!! stephnfosterkane: Yean, Ilan, I can certainly see the influence -- if you read the script for The Seventh Seal for example, it just jumps out at you, all the Goon stuff! Rotonoto: open the pod bay door, Dave... ceas: bummer, doc Bone-E-Boi: i'm insane and i fixed my caps lock key Dave: oh I've never heard any of there stuff, Ken had a bunch of Spike's poems I downloaded Bubba's Brain: Was he the last of the goons? doctecazoid: yeah, wild strawberries also rife with goonisms doctecazoid: or ripe llanwydd: didn't mean that, steve stephnfosterkane: So, DT, you will be free to listen to the Firesign marathon on Sat. evening? ceas: fufiie Johnny Piano: I believe that's correct, Bub ceas: oh, roofie doctecazoid: beat death at chess! position after #17: knee to corner of board Bone-E-Boi: i wonder if i should trademark my handle. stephnfosterkane: you mean after Sellers et al died? Bightrethighrehighre: This just in: Papoon has picked Kevorkian as his running mate.... Jonathan: Doctecazoid: Pool hall? Ya got trouble with a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool. stephnfosterkane: why stop there, BEB -- patent it Johnny Piano: If you don't trademark it, Clueless Monkey will. ||||||||| Bone-E-Boi leaves to catch the 11:24 PM train to Hellmouth. doctecazoid: klok: it depends on how far we get in tourney, relative to when marathon starts ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bone-E-Boi[tm]', just granted probation at 11:24 PM", then leaves hurriedly. stephnfosterkane: Microsoft just patented using skin to send power to earrings or something Dexter Fong: Oi Boi Bambi: London scene of Giant Rat doctecazoid: it's a single elimination tournament (meaning you are out if your team loses, otherwise you stay in) stephnfosterkane: Marathon starts somewhere near the end of the plains north of Athens, doesn't it? doctecazoid: so if we lose early, we get the day to ourselves ceas: you do a good job of shuffling firestuff, ah and bambi Bone-E-Boi[tm]: Ray Bradbury should have trademarked his prophetic sci-fi novel Fahrenheit 9/11. stephnfosterkane: fun comment on the patent: www.userfriendly.org/static doctecazoid: but with so many teams playing on so few tables, and if we do anywhere near as well as we did in the vegas tourney, i may be in for a long weekend Rotonoto: So when Does the marathon start on Saturday? ceas: good one, bone, old bean Johnny Piano: I wonder if Bradbury will actually sue Moore? stephnfosterkane: DT: they let you loose? Omygod! ||||||||| "Hey Bone-E-Boi[tm]!" ... Bone-E-Boi[tm] turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:26 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Bone-E-Boi[TM] waltzes in at 11:26 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. stephnfosterkane: this is all a kind of riff on The Seven Percent Solution isn't it, or does it go deeper/farther back than that Dave: GIANT RAT! THANKS! doctecazoid: if we at least make it through the first round, we get $800 (divided 8 ways, $100 per team member) Dexter Fong: OI BOI AGAIN stephnfosterkane: Fats Waller - great jazz pianist Bone-E-Boi[TM]: fats footman doctecazoid: we get more $$$ the longer we are able to continue our winning ways Dexter Fong: KLok: And entertainer Dave: my fave line, "I sat on my pipe!' stephnfosterkane: JP - Bradbury is re-issuing Fahrenheit 451 and a movie remake is pending llanwydd: got mail. brb ceas: hopefully not from experience, dave Bone-E-Boi[TM]: who owns the intellectual property contained in Thursday Nite Chat? stephnfosterkane: wow, you stand to clean up almost as well as the financers of Spaceship One! Johnny Piano: I knew that the remake of F451 was in the works, but are you suggesting that Bradbury's angling for publicity? stephnfosterkane: you can quit your day job! ceas: none bone Bubba's Brain: I'm not dead, I just smell funny.... Dave: no cat, I don't smoke, never have smoked Johnny Piano: Bone, you're suggesting that something intellectual is happening! Bone-E-Boi[TM]: The remake will suck compared to Truffaut's original. Then you won't be able to watch the original anymore. ceas: that can be cured, bub Jonathan: I don't know much about that album except that Hemlock plucks his violin to find some frequency. Bubba's Brain: Well, I could be smoked. Bambi: Fahrenheit 451 is one of my favorite old movies/books ... lots of fun stories by Bradbury stephnfosterkane: well, Bradbury may have trouble suing if Moore plays the satire angle, no, and he's getting loads of free publicity doctecazoid: All Thursday Night Chat content copied right! US Plus Corporation ceas: meant more as joke, dave. Johnny Piano: I love that Truffaut version Dave: smoked brain? Bone-E-Boi[TM]: The remake of Rollerball was terrible. ceas: we're quoting jokes Bubba's Brain: Hmmmm..... Rotonoto: HEY! What time Saturday? Dave: I know cat Dave: clem is playing the whole side? stephnfosterkane: yes, Dave, try the Papua New Guinea version; great stuff...for awhile Dexter Fong: Roto: Between Friday and sunday Johnny Piano: Remakes in general blow large chunks Bubba's Brain: Dave... I think that's a delicacy in some cultures.... ceas: when i first e-met proctor and then personally met them all, i felt the need to quotye their own works to them. but that passed Bone-E-Boi[TM]: Has anyone seen the Australian version of Bliss? ah,clem: no, just first cut stephnfosterkane: there are so many "good lines" in this album (Giant Rat, Jonathan) that I can't pick just one ceas: good one, ah Jonathan: Giant rat. I know. Dexter Fong: Bone: Saw the Yiddish version: Briss stephnfosterkane: (although I did for my klokwkdog moniker, obviously ;-) Johnny Piano: Aren't you the presumptious one? Dave: ah ah,clem :) Dave: oh ok clem, thanks though, Dave: thanks for putting up with my ramblings too haha Bone-E-Boi[TM]: Briss? It's okay, everyone is speaking Chinese. stephnfosterkane: we are currently listening to the opening scenes of Giant Rat, Jonathan Bubba's Brain: Dex, thought that was the chinese version. Bambi: make it a C Note and we'll take the case LOL Rotonoto: I shall stand, poised, beside my computer between Friday and Sunday- no, wait- I have to work Saturday Johnny Piano: Ah-sai!!!
Dave can sing 3 'c's Jonathan: wouj no Bubba's Brain: Circumcised..... Oh! That's the word!!!! Johnny Piano: I'll trump you Dave if you count my falsetto! Jonathan: ah sai is yes sir backwards, Dexter Fong: Bub: CHinese now own Australia...Keepe original (not aboriginal) name to avoid confuciusion Bone-E-Boi[TM]: abnormal? Bubba's Brain: Abby someone.... Johnny Piano: FT certainly borrowed a lot from themselves re Rat from Silvery stephnfosterkane: but no, you cut out the klokwkdog! aaaaaagh! ;-)) Jonathan: That whole chinese sequence is actually the friends on the left march played backwards. stephnfosterkane: what should we call the studio? fruitless? Johnny Piano: Correct, Jonathan Dexter Fong: JP: THrift Horatio, Thrift ceas: anyone hear austin's solo effort, nick danger down under Bambi: 989-345-0735 Dexter Fong: Not heard it Cat Johnny Piano: Nay, Cat Dave: clem I could always call again and ramble stephnfosterkane: dialaroundtheworld.com cuts me off after 15 rings...redial takes two autodial sequences and some button pushing inbetween (very Anne McCaffey) Johnny Piano: Ramble on Jonathan: Brb.
stephnfosterkane is waiting for some of the bozos he's never heard to identify themselves Dave: sing my song Johnny Piano: Sing my song Dexter Fong: Must move car, hoperfully back before all the exposition ends stephnfosterkane: (by calling in) ceas: i'm sure austin would give you permission to play it, ah. Johnny Piano: Beat me to it, Dave! Dave: SHOW YOURSELVES BOZOS! honk honk Jonathan: Ok. stephnfosterkane: good luck out on the streets, Dex! doctecazoid: dex: i'll be here Johnny Piano: Honk Dave: I know the time the time is now, that one's fun to sing stephnfosterkane: couldn't you just rotate NYC instead of your car, Dex? Dave: Dex's at the same old place right?
Bambi smiles and puts on my bozo'ette nose O honk, honk stephnfosterkane: or at least go out and move the "alternate sides" sign? Dave: nice nose bambi stephnfosterkane: yeah, in the brown-nose stone Johnny Piano: Got to clone! Dave: even the colorblind can see it! Rotonoto: ahhh, my Mom was a Bozoette in high school stephnfosterkane: probably really just cheap traprock from CT that somebody painted Jonathan: Many people like to squeeze Bambi's wheeze. (no innuendo intended.) Johnny Piano: Start young - stick it out! Bightrethighrehighre: sqweeezzee the wheeeeezzz.... ||||||||| Bone-E-Boi[TM] leaves to catch the 11:37 PM train to Hellmouth. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bone-E-Boi®', just granted probation at 11:38 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Bambi: many people like to Rotonoto: ist nicht correcteight Johnny Piano: Catherwood installed a revolving door stephnfosterkane: Roto has not called stephnfosterkane: Bambi has not spoken Bightrethighrehighre: honk honk.... Dr.Headphones: i has returned from eating pork ribs Johnny Piano: a-choo! llanwydd: I'm starting to go gray doctecazoid: ...and he lived to tell the tail stephnfosterkane: Johnny Piano is speechless so far (don't you need some lines in this?) Johnny Piano: DocH, I'm jealous! llanwydd: or is it grey? Dr.Headphones: no pork tail, but i do like ox tails Bone-E-Boi®: I won't let anyone give me away. doctecazoid: hey dr. h: get my email re htaccess/htpasswd? Johnny Piano: Ah, leave me out of this - I'm having too much fun typing! stephnfosterkane: Ilan may not be able to watch/listen and talk, but Ilan has not called; hmmm. same situation with Roto... stephnfosterkane: dead air! Dr.Headphones: doc: yes, but i haven't tried anything else yet. stephnfosterkane: that's Clem, always cutting up on-air Dr.Headphones: put away the knife, clem, stop cutting up stephnfosterkane: one cut from column a and two cuts from column 'b'... Bambi: lol llanwydd: over my head I'm afraid, steve Bone-E-Boi®: I wonder if I can get my rating changed to PG-13. stephnfosterkane: MORE BAMBI, less Clem (no offense) Johnny Piano: Hey, anybody here own the Boom Dot Bust DVD Audio disc? doctecazoid: dr. h: cool, just wanted to make sure you got it stephnfosterkane: (Jonathan - Bambi just went on-mike for 1.5 sec) Johnny Piano: Bone, Valenti just called - he said NO Dr.Headphones: bambi is without a doubt the better looking of the two. and to hear her tell the tale, she's smarter also ;) Jonathan: Oh. doctecazoid: bambi's got a very sultry voice Bightrethighrehighre: hi back at ya, Bambi.... stephnfosterkane: if you can't chabnge your rating, you're Bound for Baghdad (or bound IN Abu Ghraib)
Bambi smiles ceas: wonderful voice, bambi Johnny Piano: You should speak more, Bambi... llanwydd: ah, I think I understand. If I could call on a regular telephone I'd do it that way Bambi: thanks :-) Dave: BOZOS! Rotonoto: yah, them darned kids! stephnfosterkane: Jonathan - beginning the opening of "Bozos..." Dr.Headphones: hey roto! was away for dinner, didn't see you arrive Dave: did I miss Bambi? damn Johnny Piano: The Future Fair! Bambi: and bozoettes too Bightrethighrehighre: I'm a *THIS AREA* native....!! Dave: no fare to anybody Jonathan: Now that i own Dr.Headphones: i'd like to open a bozoette or two ;) Bambi: I said hi to you all :-) Johnny Piano: Why do I suspect a handsome simulfax copy can be obtained, Dave? stephnfosterkane: oh yes, Ilan. there have been calls from people on irregular telephones, like mine, and it didn't go well atoll... Clueless_Monkey: bklbk Dave: clem you playing whole thing? that's "this side" and "the other side" Clueless_Monkey: jjjjj Bubba's Brain: ... Clueless_Monkey: jkjkj doctecazoid: i'm willing to bet bambi never has to let the air out of *her* shoes stephnfosterkane: Dave - I am logging for the last 1.43 megabytes... Dr.Headphones: my phone is regular, i feed it loosner's every day Clueless_Monkey: is this thing on Johnny Piano: I'll send over a bottle of Legopena, Doc. Clueless_Monkey: Automation paused. doctecazoid: lego? i used to have a set... Dr.Headphones: johnny: send the glass and the ice too, please, i like it on the rocks Clueless_Monkey: When I hear it restart, I assume transfer will happen, and I will go live. stephnfosterkane: Dave - he can't get to the other side from here; has to be done that way. it's painful, but somebody has to do it Bightrethighrehighre: You people are SOOOOOOOOOOO superstitious.... doctecazoid: built an atomic reactor out of legos Johnny Piano: ...a wine for hand-to-hand combat doctecazoid: problem is, the minute i turned it on, it melted Jonathan: Monty python llanwydd: it's just this little chromium switch here doctecazoid: mom was royally pissed, what a mess to clean up! Bone-E-Boi®: Is it true that the bouys once parked cars at the Los Angeles County Fair in Pomona, California? I've been to the fair. At the main entrance, there's a gigantic sign that says A FAIR FOR ALL. The sign that says LET'S EAT is located in Bakerfield, California, next to the Grapevine. Dr.Headphones: doctec: i have that "boy scout who almost built a reactor" book on my wish list Johnny Piano: You're right, Jonathan... Jonathan: Nuit saint wogga wogga stephnfosterkane: yes, Big -- any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology Bightrethighrehighre: it melted in your hand, honest....? Bone-E-Boi®: It's a big truck stop.
Bubba's Brain wonders where doc put his pile afterwards.... Bambi: follow the rubber line to your seat Johnny Piano: bouquet like an aborigine's armpit Dave: honk honk doctecazoid: i was grounded for a week - but it was cool, i was able to read comix after bedtime without a flashlight Bubba's Brain: ... atomic pile, that is.... Dr.Headphones: bub: where do you think preparation H came from? the H-bomb piles! Johnny Piano: incredible simulation stephnfosterkane: B-e-B: I thought that was where "Park and Lock It" came from, except they weren't really legal; they were just taking the money llanwydd: has a kick on it like a mule Jonathan: I heard somewhere that Monty Python and Firesign Theatre are rivals. stephnfosterkane: I think that was in "Firesign Theater's Big Book of Plays" that I loaned out and never got back Bightrethighrehighre: Bambi: caan you sit next to me....? llanwydd: Chateaux Chunder Johnny Piano: Bottle with a message in it, and the message is "Beware" stephnfosterkane: somebody needs to make that book into a PDF file (hint) doctecazoid: incredible stimulation Bubba's Brain: Is the guy who transports the atomic waste from the reactor to the dump site a pile driver? stephnfosterkane: Jonathan - rivals for what??? Rotonoto: ahhh- herr doktor headphones is back Bambi: rivals? really...always thought of them more as counterparts really (monty python and FST) Johnny Piano: Not true about the rivalry, Jonathan - I did however once recommend to Michael Palin that he should listen to FT stephnfosterkane: different styles entirely Bone-E-Boi®: You're saying the buoys defrauded people in the parking lot? Dr.Headphones: klok: if i had it, i would do so. but no such luck Bubba's Brain: rifles? Jonathan: For comedy status i guess. Bubba's Brain: they don't look like rifles... stephnfosterkane: Pythons are much more reliant on visual tech and less sophisticated aurally Dave: the first time I heard bozos, I put it on my portable CD player and washed a bunch of dishes, that was a trip Bubba's Brain: .... we don't need no stinkin rifles.... Jonathan: You met micheal Palin? ceas: true, klok stephnfosterkane: that was my understanding from the story in the book, B-e-B ceas: tv as opposed to radio guys llanwydd: you know how Monty Python got famous, don't you? There were only 2 TV channels in Great Britain back then Dr.Headphones: pardon me while i walk over to the yellow line Jonathan: I know. Johnny Piano: Wrote him a letter, Jonathan - he replied with a handwritten note - nice guy. stephnfosterkane: I said (hint), Ken, not aimed at anyone. it may yet come to pass Dave: I'm still a fan of both, but FST is easier to understand, I'll never really get the full impression of the ministry of silly walks unfortuneately ceas: amazing, jp llanwydd: Python is funny but they don't hold a candle to FST Dr.Headphones: dave: it's way too visual and almost impossible to describe in words doctecazoid: python basically figured out how to do a 'goon show' type thing on television stephnfosterkane: What I read, they spent all night shouting "Park and Lock It! Not Responsible!" Bone-E-Boi®: Monty Python's efforts to elude the censors at the BBC make Luna the killer whale seem like a slacker. Johnny Piano: Just for info, I also got personal replies from Cleese & Idle llanwydd: well maybe they hold a candle Dr.Headphones: bone: i did like that article, thanks for mentioning it Jonathan: You know, the Pythons say they don't perform anymore beacuse they're too old. Well some of the FT are even older! Dave: there was this turtle, like Pratchett, I love Pratchett's books ceas: good point re goons Bone-E-Boi®: Someday, someone will do a TV show about the Pythons making fools of the BBC. doctecazoid: lland: more like a zippo lighter stephnfosterkane: Dave - it's 1-dimensional. It's a 1-time thing. You see it again, it's the same. Very funny, but no depth, no layers. Clueless_Monkey: Well the sure did Jonathan: The Pythons have no excuse! Johnny Piano: I think the Pythons are missing part of their chemistry minus Chapman, kinda like the FT period less Ossman Clueless_Monkey: I have 128 layers. Dave: there's this great python episode where they say, "the BBC would like to apologize for the next announcement" llanwydd: good one doc Dr.Headphones: jp: the sum is more than its parts Bone-E-Boi®: After all, the killer whale is only making fools of Canadians. That's not much of a challenge. stephnfosterkane: Something like "Nick Danger" has about 6000 layers and you pull new stuff out of it the more you live and the more you learn. It's not static. Clueless_Monkey: Wait til our Cd's and DVD's come out. Free MP3 on the site. ceas: yes they did wonderful circular things like that doctecazoid: johnny: i agree ah,clem: ... ceas: our? Clueless_Monkey: if you like the samples and want the broadband, check the site for info. doctecazoid: b-e-b: lol Clueless_Monkey: Sometime. Rotonoto: the pythons were much more physical comedians Dave: that's true about the layers, I didn't think of that but it makes sense Clueless_Monkey: notnow. Johnny Piano: True, but the dynamic is different nonetheless Clueless_Monkey: till larning how to do this stuff. Jonathan: Nick Danger and the Case of the Missinf Yolks didn't have Ossman. stephnfosterkane: B-e-B - with the BBC, that's not hard. I always expected a political cartoon with head of BBC shouting "Gilligan!" Bone-E-Boi®: the killer whale is a physical comedian. llanwydd: yeah, that was a drag when Ossman left. Good thing he's back Clueless_Monkey: pie in da face Clueless_Monkey: Yeah the visuals did not get on the album Dr.Headphones: prima facie Clueless_Monkey: My favorite was the three sider ceas: and bootyfull Johnny Piano: David was my personal connect with Firesign back when I got into them Bone-E-Boi®: upper class twit of the year Clueless_Monkey: that was so funny Dave: then came the sponges Jonathan: Maybe minus Bergman or Proctor . Clueless_Monkey: It really ha three sides. Clueless_Monkey: AH stephnfosterkane: Sure, it's like Philip Glass said about "Oklahoma" - the climaxes and slow points come at the same place every time you see/experience it Clueless_Monkey: ogg Clueless_Monkey: live in pit Clueless_Monkey: pit Rotonoto: and they all fell over llanwydd: Apples and oranges. Python was visual. Firesign is aural doctecazoid: clueless: yes ... the cd version is missing that peculiar quirk Clueless_Monkey: you can't type in th chat Clueless_Monkey: oo slw Clueless_Monkey: yah Jonathan: I was in Oklahoma. Bone-E-Boi®: I suppose even a Canadian is brighter than an upper class twit. Dave: which python album has the 3 groves? I've been wanting to find that one for a long time Don: national lampoon and Conception Corporation, also did some great "radio theatre" Clueless_Monkey: Skybird is vision through audio Jonathan: I played Ike Skidmore. stephnfosterkane: Dave - but he said that if you see "Waiting for Godot" several times, you find new layers in it each time. Clueless_Monkey: you watch us on the radio. Clueless_Monkey: Nobody elsedoes this. Clueless_Monkey: Yup Johnny Piano: Ooooooklahoma where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain Clueless_Monkey: God dot Jonathan: My dad had that python album Dr.Headphones: don: i have a fairly extensive collection of mp3 files from natlamp, love them all Bightrethighrehighre: FST is third-eye A/V llanwydd: National Lampoon" llanwydd: as I was saying Johnny Piano: Matching Tie And Handkerchief is 3-sided
Bubba's Brain watches "Waiting for Go-Bot" -- it's an anime Clueless_Monkey: I have all the lampoon including the original NEW YORK ONLY broadcasts. Clueless_Monkey: I collect. doctecazoid: don: yes, i am fan of old cc and natlamp stuff - rhino put out a 2-cd set of all the cc stuff, it's great Bone-E-Boi®: Did you know that Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder were in a film version of Ionesco's Rhinoceros? llanwydd: NL was just a name used to sell products Clueless_Monkey: My collection goes back to 1954 Merlyn: Yes, and I've seen it ceas: conception corpse? Johnny Piano: Both sides are labelled "side 2" and one has parallel grooves Dr.Headphones: ah, monkey, you lucky dog, er, rhesus Clueless_Monkey: Got a satchmo tv show from 4 stephnfosterkane: Dave - of course, Glass was trying to justify the complaints that his minimalist music was "monotonous" by claiming there was subtle variation in its textures. Dave: it is? matching tie? hmmm Merlyn: I remember zero grunting and pointing to his nose Clueless_Monkey: Yup johnny
Clueless_Monkey ) Jonathan: And the wavin wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the raaaaiinn llanwydd: and the products weren't even related. They had different people involved with each Bone-E-Boi®: talk about physical doctecazoid: clue: any chance of acquiring mp3s of some of that rare natlamp stuff? stephnfosterkane: So Monkey, do you have Forbidden Planet? Clueless_Monkey: me only fire monkey Dr.Headphones: klok: i rather like glass' music, almost like firesign in that it is very layered ah,clem: .. Clueless_Monkey: my line died out in 3789992BC ceas: not yet black obelist? Clueless_Monkey: third asteroid hit. Johnny Piano: The Nat Lamp albums "That's Not Funny," "White Album" & "End of World" are all on CD now Dr.Headphones: way before raquel welch or jane fonda lived in those times Clueless_Monkey: had to make new dna soup, JL got the spices and the shrooms.
stephnfosterkane likes some of the Glass operas and of course Koyannisquatsi ceas: maltese? Bambi: we have a video tape of Forbidden Planet ... taped from television Clueless_Monkey: no the obelisk came after the 4th asteroid. Jonathan: I like Einstien on the Beach. Bone-E-Boi®:things have gotten so serious that I'm thinking in italics Johnny Piano: Proctor was on that "Sex Drugs End of World" Nat Lamp album Clueless_Monkey: TEEVEE it was so good in its day doctecazoid: lili is in new zealand at the moment (14 hrs ahead, it's 3:25pm where she is) ceas: really?
stephnfosterkane will take Anne Francis in a pinch, Dr. H doctecazoid: she just IM'd me Clueless_Monkey: but they broke it. ceas: i didnt know that, and that's something i would know Merlyn: Warning - new reaper installed... Clueless_Monkey: But BBC is still good TV, and so is Paris. Dave: never seen/heard any National Lampoon stuff Jonathan: Peter Schickele did a parody called einstein on the fritz. It's Hilarious. llanwydd: don't know if I said that clearly, but "National Lampoon" was just a name used to sell products that had nothing to do with each other. I was never impressed. ceas: should we fear her? Clueless_Monkey: We get TV from middle east. Bubba's Brain: Run for your wives! Rotonoto: (you could instead think parenthetically) Dr.Headphones: bone: thatsa whata you hava to doa Bone-E-Boi®:P.D.Q. Bach! Johnny Piano: Gee, I may have to die for that new reaper doctecazoid: lili is at work, but says if we stay on a while longer she may be able to join in stephnfosterkane: I like the Knee Plays from Einstein on the Beach but it's 8 hours long live, so kind of hard to take Clueless_Monkey: Well i just save it all for the nex occupant Bambi: oh, no...new reaper ... unruly no doubt ... till he is broken in ;-) Jonathan: Exactly! Dr.Headphones: i did see jane fonda once live. anti-war rally in 1970, right in front of my dorm at college Clueless_Monkey: happy new reap! ceas: i thought radio, mag and parodies all excellent. their newspaper parody is one of the funniest things ive ever seen Bightrethighrehighre: I'll still beat him....he'll fall right over.... Rotonoto: (it's all so unsolicitedly explanatory...) Clueless_Monkey: oh there goes my tesla coil again. doctecazoid: ah, actually she's working from her hotel room today so she may join us momentarily (no one looking over her shoulder) Bubba's Brain: Don't fear the reaper! ceas: what was jane doing in your dorm? ceas: the fox trot? Johnny Piano: The Lampoon had Bill Murray, Chris Guest, Belushi, Chevy, Gilda and various SCTV people involved Bone-E-Boi®: no fun... four more years ||||||||| LiliMaori-NOT waltzes in at 11:58 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. stephnfosterkane: PS also did a parody of Koyannisquatsi on 1712 Overture (not to mention a rap parody) ceas: foux trotsky? Clueless_Monkey: We had a "rock" where campus protests were held Dr.Headphones: cat: rally in front of dorm. i WISH she had been inside my room! Rotonoto: I saw her prerecxorded in Barbarella... Dr.Headphones: hi lili llanwydd: I heard Einstein on the Fritz. A study in minimalism if I remember right Clueless_Monkey: AH Jonathan: Yes. Clueless_Monkey: good flk ceas: and every other boy your age, or most of them Bubba's Brain: You may be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper. Johnny Piano: hi lo stephnfosterkane: WHEW! Ta nata wihini, Lili! doctecazoid: george w.s.trow, ed subitsly, mike o'd., ed bluestone ... Clueless_Monkey: Barbell a Rotonoto: boppa oooh mau moari LiliMaori-NOT: Hey, guys. Good to join the team with the knowledge that I can stay awake for a while. ceas: she was doing soft porn, what did she expect? Clueless_Monkey: Not as good as circle of iro. Dave: wonder what the fst did for the whole "what do I think about the future" bit Johnny Piano: 40, 000 men and women everyday... Dr.Headphones: i'll say the only kiwi talk i know: kiri te kanawa Clueless_Monkey: I know kikki stockhammer stephnfosterkane: so, have they thrown you a hangi, Lili? LiliMaori-NOT: Oh, please, SFK, I haven't even begun to learn Maori. Understanding the Kiwis can be difficult enough. Clueless_Monkey: Amiga toaster BABE doctecazoid: wow, this is great - i can chat w/lili in two windows at once! Clueless_Monkey: my genlock needs fixin. LiliMaori-NOT: No, what is a hangi? stephnfosterkane: oh, they're perfectly understandable ;-)) Dr.Headphones: doc: when you're not even there at all! Johnny Piano: Combination of friends and actual solicitation on the "future" comments, Dave Don: well it's blue on my page Jonathan: Dave: They were probably friends and family of the ft. Clueless_Monkey: so I did a cheap and dirty hardware fix. The amiga was so much beter :( ceas: oh how can you be in 2 windows at once if you're ... Clueless_Monkey: ah, clem
stephnfosterkane called b95FM in Auckland one AM and got stuck on the air with thick accent-DJ and monitors blasting in the background. impossible to understand Jonathan: not anywhere at alllllll ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. LiliMaori-NOT: Modren tecdhnology, that's how. Clueless_Monkey: DON'T DO THAT WINDOWS TRICK it will only burn the eggs. Red hat 9 is the ONLY solution LiliMaori-NOT: technology ceas: hey lili! Johnny Piano: Adrian Belew, Don? Dr.Headphones: have never talked to foreign countries except for holland and canada a few times Clueless_Monkey: Moden tech is only smoke and mirrors stephnfosterkane: wow, somebody got a cable to NZ LiliMaori-NOT: , 2 belgian beers at lunch. Great stuff. stephnfosterkane: OOOOOH. PLAY CAT'S STUFF!! YES!! doctecazoid: (affecting new yawk accent:) mah-dren technahlagy, ain't it great? Don: not sure, don't remember ceas: yes the belgians make the best beer, and largely keep it stephnfosterkane: Lili -- are you listening to Skybird there? LiliMaori-NOT: Hey, Cat. Good to see or hear or write you. Rotonoto: the foreign countries aren't talking to us right now anyway Bone-E-Boi®: David Bowie cut short his concert in Prague because of shoulder pains. Hope it wasn't a heart attack. llanwydd: little late for this but I'm going to make a cup of coffee. BRB
Bubba's Brain had 2 belching beers.. .is that anything like those? Dr.Headphones: monkey: i'm running fedora 1.90 (redhat) on the udder machine. win xp on this one Bightrethighrehighre: Que Joe Beets.... ceas: how's the gig? Johnny Piano: No preservatives that way, Cat Clueless_Monkey: hay yoo, yeah you Im TWAKING to YOU! Bambi: hi Lili LiliMaori-NOT: No, I just got off another inane conference call, so I couldn't stream anything. Clueless_Monkey: I am not either going to bed. Clueless_Monkey: til 1AM Johnny Piano: Typing for dyslexics 101 stephnfosterkane: not even with it turned down loooow, lili? ;-) Clueless_Monkey: or whenever FST ends. LiliMaori-NOT: You tawkin' to me? There's nobody else in the room, so you MUST be tawkin' to me. Bambi: 989-345-0735 stephnfosterkane: redundant -- all conference calls are inane Clueless_Monkey: I would be on a walkabout except for this fading name deal Don: tasteless is good Bubba's Brain: 867-5309 Dave: CALL IN PEOPLE, DON'T MAKE ME A LONER PLEASE! LiliMaori-NOT: Good point, SFK. Clueless_Monkey: Yeah but fun Bubba's Brain: M-O-U-S-E Dr.Headphones: last conference call i was on had two sexy ladies from texas :) Bone-E-Boi®: Good morning, Baghdad. Grab your water pipes and tea cups, and chill with us. Johnny Piano: E-L Mouse Clueless_Monkey: hey its bottles! LiliMaori-NOT: Hang on, I'll start skybird. Bambi: cool.... http://www.seemreal.com ... Clem might be doing some SeemReal Theatre pieces too ... cool. ceas: molly ivins and the woman from timbuk 3? stephnfosterkane: lili - it's 2¢/min. to NZ from here, cut me in on your next conference call and I guarantee, you won't be bothered by any more for quite a while ;-))) Bambi: did I spell that correctly Cat? stephnfosterkane: um, skybird already started, lili, but we hope you'll listen... Dr.Headphones: cat: no, better looking than molly :) Clueless_Monkey: Hey we have one flat rate line and we eat it up like jellybeans! LiliMaori-NOT: That'll go over well. Probably be the last gig I ever get in this quadrasphere. ceas: did you try it and go there, bambi? LiliMaori-NOT: Listening now. Clueless_Monkey: SPRINT has always loved me. I always got the back door freeaccounts on sprint. stephnfosterkane: hey, they let kids drink at 15 there, can't be too uptight! Johnny Piano: Lili, visit Kare Kare for me! Bambi: yep..just did ... it's right
stephnfosterkane ditched the phone company long ago; talks via cable now Bambi: just wanted to make sure Rotonoto: I was thrown outa the future today for violating Robots Rules, here I am stuck back in the present again... Clueless_Monkey: Had a lady there that called me and gave me the offer. She was cool she sent me "erotic poetry" she ran that whole division. LiliMaori-NOT: Take advantage of it, Clue. I had to do a project for those assholes, so take them for whatever you can. Clueless_Monkey: Taught me all the "secret sprint words" Dr.Headphones: the present, roto? what color is the wrapping paper?
stephnfosterkane is sad; Roto got a present and sfk didn't even get a lousy t-shirt Clueless_Monkey: Don't listen to the telemarketers. LiliMaori-NOT: Kare Kare? Splain this to me, Ricky. Clueless_Monkey: We gave out all the "secret words on FNL" LiliMaori-NOT: hang on Clueless_Monkey: his thing has been on the air for over 20 years. ceas: have you been lord of the rings memorabilia marketed to death yet, lili? Clueless_Monkey: click the link above Johnny Piano: Kare Kare is the beach where "The Piano" was filmed and Crowded House recorded their last album Dexter Fong: Back LiliMaori-NOT: Ah, it was the butler with my laundry. I am not making this up. Dr.Headphones: link the click above for a REAL treat Bone-E-Boi®: of order? of hors 'd oeuvres? Clueless_Monkey: Live shows 6 to 1AM est friday Clueless_Monkey: Bambi does an all request show! Dexter Fong: Lili? Is that you down under? Clueless_Monkey: at MIDNIGHT EST doctecazoid: i think she's being IM'd or otherwise contacted by someone involved with the project she is working on (bear in mind she's officially 'at work' right now)
stephnfosterkane thinks that Lili has dream job ;-) LiliMaori-NOT: You mean Skybird? Done already. Bone-E-Boi®: of odor? Rotonoto: I am eck trician Clueless_Monkey: she is just so shy Johnny Piano: Down under what? stephnfosterkane: kwd just got exploded! Clueless_Monkey: K wait for the next show. Dexter Fong: JP: Never you mind!! ceas: is that something like a neck trician? Johnny Piano: Patrician? LiliMaori-NOT: No, I'm serious, I'm working in the room, and the butler really did show up with my laundry. I took an upper room in the towers with all the amenities. Hang on, Doc! stephnfosterkane: DT - she's only got another hour and a quarter on the clock, so it's "almost" leegal Clueless_Monkey: that beeping closk is 8 minutes fast clem Bone-E-Boi®: annex trickin Rotonoto: yes, so happen we find out the answer tomorrow next show Johnny Piano: I don't know, Dex - something about a parcel and being down under... stephnfosterkane: is that the 4th Tower of Inverness, Lili? Don: thanks JL for the show, but need to say good nite , i'll keep listening , but need to lay down , nite all Clueless_Monkey: oh waye thats 23.00 hours slow Bone-E-Boi®: elect trickin Dexter Fong: JP: APS = Australian Parcel Service Clueless_Monkey: no Bambi: hey Don ... night :-) Clueless_Monkey: 25 hours slow Dr.Headphones: i remember that show, klok, quite "strange" as i recall Clueless_Monkey: Mars time is much nicer doctecazoid: nite don ceas: elect tircia? why, her dad was bad enough Dr.Headphones: extra 50 minutes each day Johnny Piano: Shouldn't that be NZPS? LiliMaori-NOT: Might as well be. It's the Sheraton, and I got tired of not having a business center that would allow me to fax and do other shit that gets me reimbursed. Bone-E-Boi®: the President is unhappy happy Clueless_Monkey: walkabout brb Rotonoto: ha hahaha It was useless to send Mark Time... Dexter Fong: JP: It should but Australia own the idea of New Zealand Johnny Piano: Bye Don! Johnny Piano: G O'Vanni Bone-E-Boi®: own the idea of Fahrenheit? Don: nite doc, nite jl, i mean johnny piano :) Jonathan: Reference to mozart opera don giovanni Johnny Piano: I wouldn't go to that degree, Bone LiliMaori-NOT: G'nite, Don. Or whatever they say here besides piss off. Dexter Fong: Own th idea of Fahrenheit for just cents a grade ceas: hi rotot stephnfosterkane: Clueless -- sfk has been laboring on how to hack a standard clock to run mars time simply. after that, hack an atomic clock... Dr.Headphones: bone: only to 450 Rotonoto: Lord Kelvin was furious ceas: by don Bone-E-Boi®: so we are the intellectual property of FST? Rotonoto: yo cat, how ya be? stephnfosterkane: they say that a lot, don't they, Lili Don: nite Lili Clueless_Monkey: . stephnfosterkane: Lord Kelvin was filthy rich Bone-E-Boi®: I plowed to be an owned man LiliMaori-NOT: I see that you are a registered trademark, Bon. Nite, Don. ceas: not bad, roto Dr.Headphones: scandalnavian? ceas: leaving, lili? Dr.Headphones: later, lili Rotonoto: his account never reached absolute zero? Johnny Piano: No, we're the intellectual property (such as it is) of US Plus Bone-E-Boi®: Ain't nobody giving me away, Lili. LiliMaori-NOT: Yes, they do. And the more I have to deal with these clowns at Tele NZ, the more likely I am to say the same thing. stephnfosterkane: lili is in godzone Bone-E-Boi®: the intellectual (such as it is) property LiliMaori-NOT: No, cat, just saying good night to Don. llanwydd: Lord Kelvin is our own "Fighting Jack"! Or was that someone else? Dr.Headphones: roto: with compound W interest, no account should ever reach zero Johnny Piano: Okay, Strunk. stephnfosterkane: ain't they a prize for internet, Lili? everybody there raves about them ;-)) Clueless_Monkey: ah ceas: good Bone-E-Boi®: i'm a PROfessional slave doctecazoid: lili said nite to don, don responded 'nite lili LiliMaori-NOT: I trust you are joking, SFK> Clueless_Monkey: Neopolitan fake malt from the deep freeze ceas: better let's rock than iraq Clueless_Monkey: MmmmMMMMmm
stephnfosterkane can't tell the players without a scorecard... Rotonoto: Personal Time Zone® Clueless_Monkey: wha hoppen stephnfosterkane: Clem - this chat tonight is REALLY intense, you know, all the stuff going on! Clueless_Monkey: Hey that happens to me too. LiliMaori-NOT: Hey, the other day a cabbie told me he knew a guy from Bahrain, and he was going to take me to see him. Something about the white slave trade. stephnfosterkane: if one of the guys shows now, I think I'll explode Johnny Piano: Crash test dummy singing LiliMaori-NOT: They should. This is more intense than usual. Dr.Headphones: if i'm going to have a slave, it's going to be traditional coloration Clueless_Monkey: stand by satellit, we will squirt the bird at 18:00 friday EASTERN TIME stephnfosterkane: yeah, Helen lets just about anybody in...but they kid a lot, too ;-) It was probably Peter Jackson, slumming in that cab... Rotonoto: ah clem and his dangerous pals Clueless_Monkey: AC-7 transponder 2 7.5 analog FM audio llanwydd: I'd like to see crash test mummies Clueless_Monkey: Analog is real LiliMaori-NOT: No, but he did have an English accent, instead of the mumbly NZ accent. Clueless_Monkey: Digital is a con
stephnfosterkane looks up at his non-existent 3 meter antenna and sighs... Clueless_Monkey: CANADIA COMEDY doctecazoid: crash test gummies Rotonoto: you take a speedy motor boat? Jonathan: Kids in the hall!! Johnny Piano: "She came all the way from America..." Clueless_Monkey: Even stranger than BRIT humour ceas: we have comedy? i thought it was just me Clueless_Monkey: HAHA Bone-E-Boi®: Howard Stern responded to a Congressional bill by saying "we're off the air." Dr.Headphones: i'm losing my assets stephnfosterkane: She came from Providence... Clueless_Monkey: we had SCTV years beore it was in the USA LiliMaori-NOT: And everyone's pissed because I flew biz class. Clueless_Monkey: and I live in the USA Bone-E-Boi®: reacted
Clueless_Monkey ) Dexter Fong: Monk: Yeah but it was only a half hour Dave: regular American comedy is so fucking stupid it makes me sick ceas: good to hear, lili LiliMaori-NOT: I may move here if W gets in again. stephnfosterkane: BS! I gotta dial 7000 numbers to call Skybird!! Clueless_Monkey: satellite survivors are all way international minded. Clueless_Monkey: Heh droped the needle Clueless_Monkey: No ceas: you have a valuable head Clueless_Monkey: it is one two diget DTMF sequence llanwydd: I haven't heard much British comedy lately either LiliMaori-NOT: I like to think so. Clueless_Monkey: ok stephnfosterkane: Lili - there is a very complex formula for letting furriners in. It can be difficult if you arrive with <$500K in your pocket. Clueless_Monkey: star 1 pound Clueless_Monkey: May not workin all areas. Johnny Piano: I'm riding off, folks - it's been fun as usual. See ya next week on my birthday! Clueless_Monkey: dont try on a sell-fone stephnfosterkane: nite JOhnny Dexter Fong: Night jp LiliMaori-NOT: Surprisingly, they haven't heard of Eddie Izzard here, although I was served coffee in a mug from the Ministry of Silly Walks. Clueless_Monkey: Later johnny and play it again same LiliMaori-NOT: How old, Johnny? Dr.Headphones: later, johnny, take it easy--or don't take it! llanwydd: nite johnny Johnny Piano: I always play it the same, Monkey ||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Don - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Johnny Piano: Nite all! Bambi: night JP Jonathan: Johnny take it easy johnny ||||||||| Catherwood says "12:20 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Johnny Piano by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Bambi: birthday coming up huh? stephnfosterkane: all of "they", Lili, or just some? Did you consult the Wizard of Christchurch? Rotonoto: we'll drink a johnny cup in your honor, happy Bday LiliMaori-NOT: 12:20? I think the chat clock is fucked up. Dr.Headphones: dexter fong on the radio :) Jonathan: How old? ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Piano Redux', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:21 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Merlyn: very much so - doc, can you get byron to reset the clock stephnfosterkane: that's right - it's obviously a couple minutes before 4, eh Lili?
doctecazoid attempts to get as f*cked up as the clock Piano Redux: I just saw the questions - 44 on July 1 Dr.Headphones: sorry, no dux or redux allowed in the chat Rotonoto: the most unreset clock on the internet, kiddo- take pride in its idiosyncracy Clueless_Monkey: eek I broke something doctecazoid: yeah merl i'll talk to him about it tomorrow Piano Redux: AFLAC! Later! ||||||||| "Hey Piano Redux!" ... Piano Redux turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:21 AM, I don't have to go yet!"... LiliMaori-NOT: He never answered. He just folded his tent and stole silently into the night, knocking over garbage cans with the local cats. stephnfosterkane: all OK Gary? doctecazoid: (i kinda find it endearing though) Clueless_Monkey: um well sky4 doesn't feed to the board. LiliMaori-NOT: Dang! I'm still older than everyone. Clueless_Monkey: but then I don't use that anyway Clueless_Monkey: timebot Clueless_Monkey: heh heh on my phones doctecazoid: at least he didn't knock over the cats with garbage cans ceas: hows it going, doc? ceas: i been hit worse than by garbage cans doctecazoid: it goes, cat, it goes LiliMaori-NOT: BTW, there was an alleged panther sighting here. Turned out it was a 22lb black house cat. Sound like anyone we know, doc? ceas: wont be here next week, i dont think. canada day party Clueless_Monkey: can't hear 4. llanwydd: be signing oaf now. nood gheit. Clueless_Monkey: don't need to, but there goes the sign on. Rotonoto: porky the cat Merlyn: anyone know of programming jobs? Lockheed martin didn't get a $10 billion contract, so my contract is up stephnfosterkane: are you back across the border, Cat? LiliMaori-NOT: Well, happy C-day, cat. Clueless_Monkey: weill look on server 7 tomorrow. doctecazoid: the many late nights over the past 3 wks have taken their toll (combination of pool league and helping bubba get the lodestone shopping cart upgraded & running smoothly) ceas: thanks maori stephnfosterkane: nite Ilanw. Dr.Headphones: lili: just turned 52 here couple weeks ago, but if you were born before me, you're still older than i am. that's the way it woiks Clueless_Monkey: Don't know how to stack a playlist yet doctecazoid: merl: sorry to hear ceas: i was only in your country briefly, klok, back in may Clueless_Monkey: bam knows. Bightrethighrehighre: thanks for the "not insane" , clem,I heard our transmission I was in the future compounded by the air delay....the stinkin' desert has it's own time zonie....er...zone, ya know..... Bambi: night Ilanwydd Clueless_Monkey: maybe bam can set off the sign on? LiliMaori-NOT: Roto: You should see my cat. He's fucking huge. DR. H: I turned 53 in May. stephnfosterkane: heh, kwd stays ahead of Lili in the birthday game, at least ;-) Merlyn: I might go back to a contract job I was doing before that; OK work, but an hour commute Clueless_Monkey: MY cat is 20 years old and talks english, ask JL. AND I AM 57 the official old man of the sky LiliMaori-NOT: Phewwwwwwwww.... stephnfosterkane: suspect Dexter F has us all trumped, though! ;-)) Rotonoto: aw, you're not the young'un Lili LiliMaori-NOT: Holy shit, there is a goddess. Clueless_Monkey: hey I just noticed I am gonna be 60 Clueless_Monkey: wow Dexter Fong: klOK: yOU TATTLE-TALE =)) Dr.Headphones: what suit is trump for dex? Rotonoto: but there are a coupla geezers senior to you in this here chat Clueless_Monkey: and here I thought I was 12 doctecazoid: i feel like a young pup here - gonna turn 50 in early september Jonathan: I'm ron burguundy? Bone-E-Boi®: Howard Stern will quit if the bill is signed into law by Bush. Salon.com sez the bill will "impose fines of up to $500,000 not just on station owners, but artists if they say or sing anything indecent on the radio." http://tinyurl.com/3czh5 Clueless_Monkey: baby! LiliMaori-NOT: In what, hex or dog years? Jonathan: I put that in cause I felt goofy. stephnfosterkane: put a towel over it, Doc doctecazoid: b-e-b: and the internet is next LiliMaori-NOT: Yeah, I have to figure out what to do for doc for his b-day. Merlyn: I'm gonna start using hex for my age stephnfosterkane: Lili - it's like the temperature of the sun -- at those numbers, it doesn't matter... Dexter Fong: Night Dear Fire ends, see you next week doctecazoid: jeff jarvis has a cogent write up about the bill on buzzmachine.com (scroll past his screed about fahrenheit 911) LiliMaori-NOT: Hey, it works for me. I'm only 35. Jonathan: Do some push ups doc it'll go away. stephnfosterkane: ;-) stephnfosterkane: lol Bone-E-Boi®: Sorry! Didn't mean to walk all over your burfday cake. LiliMaori-NOT: Moose have point, SFK. Bambi: night Dex Rotonoto: yah, muzzle the internet- when the snakes come, then you can do it... stephnfosterkane: simpson-sears in NZ... ah,clem: ... ||||||||| At 12:27 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... LiliMaori-NOT: Send me the link, doc. Bubba's Brain: still here Rotonoto: oh you guys are so craaaazy! Bone-E-Boi®: After the re-election, there will be no Thursday Nite Chat. stephnfosterkane: fine, muzzle the Internet if you must, but kwd will NOT walk behind it with a poop bag... Dr.Headphones: snot for sale LiliMaori-NOT: Actually, there's quite an impressive crowd here. Dr.Headphones: bone: say it ain't so! Rotonoto: ha ha ha Dr.Headphones: well, it's a crowd. impressive? not me :) Rotonoto: kwd LOL LiliMaori-NOT: Say there will be no re-election. Or re-theft, actually. ceas: canada could move right next monday stephnfosterkane: Lili - you missed last week with Phil Austin. (1000s)() Rotonoto: say it isn't so! ceas: they were ahead in the polls up til recently ||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Dave - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... doctecazoid:http://www.buzzmachine.com LiliMaori-NOT: Dang! I was at work at TNZ. Hard to get on chat during the day at the customer site. stephnfosterkane: Lili - you may have already voted; soon you will find out how...go DIEBOLD! Dr.Headphones: dear friends, the yawns have got me by the cojones. i'm taking off for greener pastures. or at least soft bed. g'nite all ceas: by kend Bambi: night Ken :) stephnfosterkane: nite Ken LiliMaori-NOT: nite, kend. ||||||||| Catherwood says "12:31 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dr.Headphones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door LiliMaori-NOT: Jesus Christ in a polling booth, I hope not. Rotonoto: don't do it Ken! ceas: when do you return to the bush, lili? Bone-E-Boi®: DocTec, I'd compare Abu Ghraib to Fort Stinkin Desert. LiliMaori-NOT: Mine, or Australia, cat? stephnfosterkane: I'll send DT the Greg Palast link, Lili; you can d/l the 9 MB 1/2-hr talk Bone-E-Boi®: Dance! Clueless_Monkey: ... ceas: is it just me or does anyone else think that firesign do not do shakespearean rythyms well Rotonoto: last prisoner abuse for two hundred miles- you got ten minutes, folks... LiliMaori-NOT: Cool. Tanx, SFK. ceas: yours, maori Clueless_Monkey: I was trying to listen to the stern cut, and found a hardware problem. Bone-E-Boi®: Just good fun to make the prisoners dance. LiliMaori-NOT: Either mid July or end of July. ceas: good one, roto Clueless_Monkey: Another piece of hardware died. Bone-E-Boi®: take pitchers
stephnfosterkane was just listening to NPR today, said Montoya did not play the guitar well Clueless_Monkey: But I can do a work around. Rotonoto: dance! dance! dance! Clueless_Monkey: not today or tomorrow tho. Jonathan: ceas: Well, they did do anythinge you want to Clueless_Monkey: No hardware work on FRIDAY stephnfosterkane: had someone who played perfectly; I think I'd still prefer M. Clueless_Monkey: NO SOFTWARE work on Friday. ceas: you liked that, jon? Clueless_Monkey: Learned that lesson the hard way. Clueless_Monkey: Very hard to tech, this monkey Bone-E-Boi®: software NO WORK on friday? Rotonoto: OK, everybody back on the bus... stephnfosterkane: No work on Friday PERIOD, Gary! Right Lili? It's only a 3-day week there, right ;-)) ceas: the terminal bus? Bambi: honk, honk Clueless_Monkey: No I don't perform any adjustments to ANYTHING on friday is what I was saying. LiliMaori-NOT: Hey, guys, I know everyone is bailing. I actually need to work. Goddammit..... Jonathan: Never heard it. stephnfosterkane: software no work all the time, B-e-B Clueless_Monkey: It is a 12 day a week job, but I can do it in my sleep thanx to JL's bots LiliMaori-NOT: I wish, SFK. The overseer is coming sith his cat-o-9-tails. stephnfosterkane: good afternoon, Lili, but keep listening! Clueless_Monkey: somebody spiked my malt. Bone-E-Boi®: software no work 3 days? Clueless_Monkey: no wonder it came out of the freezer soft. Bightrethighrehighre: sam bodie brok dee preseedennnnnnt.... stephnfosterkane: mute and hide the player... ah,clem: .. Bone-E-Boi®: Meester Fawlty? Jonathan: Hey paolo LiliMaori-NOT: Oh, I will, SFK. I may even lurk in the background. Clueless_Monkey: ah tasty neopolitan rum malt stephnfosterkane: we'll feel sorry for you, trapped in a suite with butlers and servants... Clueless_Monkey: whoever made this malt is a freakin jeenyous. stephnfosterkane: bosses who come to visit YOU instead of vice-versa... Bightrethighrehighre: it's lonely over the top....
stephnfosterkane worries that he is piling it on too deep... Clueless_Monkey: Ah my manservant is on drugs my maid is in the barn with the jester. doctecazoid: one of bergman's better raps, imho LiliMaori-NOT: I'll just be here in the shadows. Yeah, it's tough. And at 6, I have to go upstairs for cocktails and hors d'oevres. Clueless_Monkey: I only watch. Clueless_Monkey: I like to watch. Clueless_Monkey: movie line. ceas: mickey's hands are pointing to 3 stephnfosterkane: darn, Lili, that must be backbreaking doctecazoid: lili's got it tough out there in kiwiland :-) LiliMaori-NOT: I saw that film. ceas: being there, not square doctecazoid: and i'm stuck here with these groat clusters Rotonoto: he likes to watch, and walks on water... ceas: i love the new golden kiwi Clueless_Monkey: My mickys hands fell by gravity and it looks like he is hiding his cro-atch LiliMaori-NOT: Oh, the pain, the pain... TTYL, all.... ceas: new to me anyway, this year i think, maybe last Bone-E-Boi®: You receive a letter saying "My husband is planning to kill me." 1.) You contact law enforcement authorities promptly. 2.) You save the letter until after she's dead, then peddle it on talkshows. Rotonoto: bye Lil Bambi: night Lili stephnfosterkane: g'afternoon Lili! Clueless_Monkey: AH I sure like movie lookers who remember the lions LiliMaori-NOT: bye, guys. doctecazoid: you gotta love it when there are 11 people still on chat and JL says they're dropping like flies Clueless_Monkey: fun ceas: by lili ||||||||| Catherwood says "12:38 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs LiliMaori-NOT by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Bone-E-Boi®: Choose 1.) or 2.) Rotonoto: don't take any maori wooden artifacts- er, nickels... stephnfosterkane: FLIES? EGAD CLEM, the chat is running 90 mph; I can't read half the posts and you're saying it's empty? Bone-E-Boi®: no shoes doktor, no ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:38 AM and Bob Hind steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ceas: they go, they come Clueless_Monkey: yeah but listen to how slow clem talks. Bob Hind: Greets, all. stephnfosterkane: Yeah, just hide some greenstone in the false bottom of your luggage, Lili Bambi: two buffalo nickels stephnfosterkane: hi Bob Clueless_Monkey: I have to change the belt on my capstan to hear clem talk. ceas: how's it bobbing, hind? Bone-E-Boi®: The butler did it. Pisspoorly. stephnfosterkane: So there Clem - they're POPPING UP like Mars flies in a Robert Klein bottle! Bob Hind: Nicely. Been a while. Good to see y'all. ceas: buffalos have money? Bone-E-Boi®: Calvin. Er, Kelvin. Clueless_Monkey: yes Bightrethighrehighre: hind sight is golda.... Clueless_Monkey: buffalos have golden nickles stephnfosterkane: SAY HI TO LILI in NZ, CLEM ceas: for mayor? Clueless_Monkey: geldt Clueless_Monkey: monkey will shine Rotonoto: it's the Bob Hind Overnight Speed Tour... Clueless_Monkey: where bam go? Clueless_Monkey: hello Clueless_Monkey: she aint faded Clueless_Monkey: make her talk jl Clueless_Monkey: make her talk doctecazoid: lili says she's sign back on if phil shows up (while i'm still on to let her know he's signed on) Bob Hind: Under the woods and through the river to your very own browser! Clueless_Monkey: she done talked from here! Clueless_Monkey: and we had cameras on. Bightrethighrehighre: Bambi!!Bambi!!Bambi!! stephnfosterkane: DT, that is 'way too confusing to dope out the meaning of so late at night ;-)) Jonathan: Clueless_monkey: Bam is in that run-down outhouse over ther Clueless_Monkey: but nobody watched the cameras because they were for YOU guys to watch, and you were downstairs Bone-E-Boi®: Bambi Meets Mozilla. Clueless_Monkey: On the chinchilla farm. stephnfosterkane: SO THERE, CLUELESS - he just told us Mickey's hands are pointing to TWELVE, not the Other Place... Bob Hind: Hey Doctech. Cheers. Clueless_Monkey: Bam met mozilla long ago. ah,clem: ... ceas: ah clem, you really should hear john james in santa cruz. your voice does remind me of his and you both play firesign on your shows doctecazoid: klok: then you can imagine how difficult it was to express! Clueless_Monkey: it is after all the best browser for Linux doctecazoid: hi bob stephnfosterkane: Oh yeah? and who won, Clueless? Clueless_Monkey: I sound like a helium breathing koala bear ceas: well, he's got more than 2 hands Clueless_Monkey: and Im on next. stephnfosterkane: egad DT, you're breaking my brain Clueless_Monkey: if it don't explode in the changover.
stephnfosterkane struggles to plot the logic of DT's sentences... Clueless_Monkey: and JL will push da buddon, so ya caint blame me. Bob Hind: Brain, brain. What is brain? Clueless_Monkey: mmmmmmmmmmmm niiiiiiiice neopalatantoon rum malt. Clueless_Monkey: I should not be on the radio like this. Rotonoto: quick: diagram this sentence... stephnfosterkane: it's a free country, we can blame you if we want to Clueless_Monkey: but I have done worse on local AM and FM. ceas: it's your eggs on drugs, bob Clueless_Monkey: back in me childhood. doctecazoid: how many brains can a brain breaker break if a brain breaker could break brains? stephnfosterkane: or we can blame the guy in the White House: like a rock...only dumber Bob Hind: Hi Roto. Bone-E-Boi®: my eggs come from free range chickens Bob Hind: They're in everybody's eggs, ceas. Clueless_Monkey: ducks with a dark dog in the dung dive. stephnfosterkane: aaagh, DT is taunting my late-night inability to deal with conundrums... Rotonoto: hi Bob- I want to come on your show, have new adventure- Rotonoto, Atomic Gumshoe stephnfosterkane: all the women hate that... Clueless_Monkey: eggs, gotta love them eggs ceas: they would! Bone-E-Boi®: eggs from happy chickens don't need dope Bightrethighrehighre: turn away....yadda yaddaa yaddaaaaaaaa Clueless_Monkey: oh now not another chicken set! Bob Hind: And such a fine "eggy" word too. ceas: we need the eggs Clueless_Monkey: the world is my icester Bob Hind: We do. Bone-E-Boi®: if I was imprisoned in an industrial farm, i'd probably smoke crack Clueless_Monkey: mmmmmmm heh heh heh he said malt Bone-E-Boi®: if i were stephnfosterkane: do you pray for progress? Everyone remember that stamp? 3¢ first-class postage... Bone-E-Boi®: crack, egg Bob Hind: Icester...Is that in Massachoosetz? Clueless_Monkey: bring me fiddle and then you BOW Bob Hind: I pray for more eggs. Rotonoto: vaguely, klok stephnfosterkane: Yeah, near Springfield Bone-E-Boi®: Salonella Rushdie Bob Hind: Peat bog, I suppose. Boing. Bone-E-Boi®: Salmonella Rushdie ceas: salmon, we hardly knew ye Clueless_Monkey: salmonella rush limbo? Rotonoto: hey- what's that over there?! stephnfosterkane: Took me long time to place that one in Giant Rat. I knew something was there, but couldn't figure what it was Clueless_Monkey: don't play eric idle's fcc song on the radio. Rotonoto: m eck trician... oyster ha hahaha Bone-E-Boi®: what's so phat about a fatwah? Clueless_Monkey: You will get a half million dollar fine. Clueless_Monkey: The FCC can't take a joke. stephnfosterkane: there was a 3¢ stamp in the '50s that had "Pray for Progress" on it. Clueless_Monkey: BUT the FCC does not regulate satellite radio. Bambi: scrambled, fried, poached, omelette'd, hard boiled, soft boiled, etc. Clueless_Monkey: Howard is already negotiating with XM and Serius. ceas: yes klok, i think rat is there most complex wordplay Bob Hind: But what about the mind control lasers...? ceas: fuck the fcc Clueless_Monkey: Skybird won't be on xm because we are NOT serius about anything Bone-E-Boi®: keywords: breasts, nipples, anus, throat, Dick... half a million a pop. ceas: thankfully, not my country Rotonoto: I collected that one as a young stamp collector- later used many of them to send letters stephnfosterkane: the FCC can't do anything -- look at 8VSB HDTV, local competitive phone access...etc. ||||||||| 12:50 AM: Dave jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Bambi:http://www.seemreal.com -- information on SeemReal Theatre's RedShift. Will have to get NealAmid on the computer too Bightrethighrehighre: any relation to salvatore dolly....? Clueless_Monkey: low bit rate samples, we will do that too!
stephnfosterkane wrote a nasty letter to the FCC recently. We all should ceas: harry shearer constantly makes that polint, klok ceas: tanks, bambi ceas: i'll never be harry or firesign but nice to at least know them Bone-E-Boi®: All the U.S. Congress has to do is pass a law and get it past the Supreme Court. ceas: thanks, not tanks. stephnfosterkane: life, don't talk to me about life ah,clem :) Dave: oh apparently I had been killed off, got a phone call de la chica Rotonoto: t'anks Bob Hind: Are the Supremes still...? ceas: they own the 3 branches of govt, and brag about it. media too, except air america, few others stephnfosterkane: clem, they are popping up everywhere Bone-E-Boi®: Ashcroft will argue in favor of the censorship. stephnfosterkane: Clem - like Fred Hoyle's continuous creation theory of the universe. dropping like flies my foot! stephnfosterkane: wow, it's the last nite of the proms! Bob Hind: Crash oft. stephnfosterkane: John YaYa ceas: klok, i dont think our species has evolved to understand what the uhniverse is yet, Bone-E-Boi®: The Supremes are still together--they haven't decided on the previous Protect the Children legislation. Rotonoto: dropping like flies in a Kline bottle? stephnfosterkane: Grover's Mill grinds slowly, but exceedingly fine Bob Hind: Hoot mon. doctecazoid: it's merlyn! Dave: I could use some nice wine ceas: good one, orson doctecazoid: (he plays the nasa guy) doctecazoid: and here comes elayne & robin Clueless_Monkey: cat, I don't trust qicktime Rotonoto: last rite of proms? Clueless_Monkey: sad stephnfosterkane: Yes, Cat, the opening tableaux of "Bozos" is very appropriate...one stupid legend replaces another Bone-E-Boi®: Don't you care about The Children? Clueless_Monkey: very sad thing there Merlyn: I'm gonna cut out folx.. doctecazoid: and here's david & orson ossman Clueless_Monkey: monkey :cries: Clueless_Monkey: nite merl Bob Hind: Take care & b groovy. doctecazoid: bye merl stephnfosterkane: no, it starts next month, Roto, so it's really first right of midsummer...but 3 lefts and you're back on the freeway doctecazoid: still looking for those image files Dave: Red Shift? Clueless_Monkey: clem bubba johnathan fading. Bone-E-Boi®: If you care about The Children, go away. And never come back. Rotonoto: heh ||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:55 AM, I don't have to go yet!"... stephnfosterkane:http://www.bbc.co.uk/proms/ ah,clem: .. Clueless_Monkey: Mmmmmm microbes! Rotonoto: yes- not in front of the children! stephnfosterkane: that was fast Bambi: Several FST folks here were also voices on RedShift :) (if I remember correctly, were voices on RedShift, right Cat?) stephnfosterkane: what about the children! Clueless_Monkey: I get the proms on bbc. Been listening to auntie since the 50's Bubba's Brain: ... still here, just side chatting... stephnfosterkane: proms awesome, the setup they have to do every day; esp. when there are 3 separate programs in a row Bone-E-Boi®: i know if you're not wearing your pants... don't ask me how I know. None of your beeswax. Clueless_Monkey: this bird is so much of an old phart Bone-E-Boi®: kid, everybody's watching Clueless_Monkey: HEY bone, you are seeing my studio cams again Clueless_Monkey: that is so scary.
stephnfosterkane listens religiously (well, almost religiously without being COE) to Radio 3's Late Junction Rotonoto: kid- what have you done?! Bone-E-Boi®: bailiff, whack his peepee stephnfosterkane: get the mop and clean it up Clueless_Monkey: radio 3 is very good, hate radio 2 Clueless_Monkey: radio 4 is nice chat to fall asleep to Bob Hind: You can't say peepee on the internet. ceas: wow, it's me! stephnfosterkane: not in English... Bone-E-Boi®: There goes another $500,000 Clueless_Monkey: and not on any fcc regulated facility Rotonoto: Engrish? ah,clem :) stephnfosterkane: No, I'm me, that's just a hologram Clueless_Monkey: Yep Bubba's Brain: Pepeugh...... ceas: all hail doc tech for his superb production Bubba's Brain: There, its not in english.... Clueless_Monkey: Howard could ya lend me 500,000 til next tuesday, and also a wimpie burger. Bubba's Brain: All HAIL DOC TECH Bob Hind: What's it in? ceas: hey, saw something hilariious in local paper. the local marxist didnt provide a photo for thieir profile Bone-E-Boi®: FUCK!
Bambi :) stephnfosterkane: ...one giant leap for Martin-Marietta Dave: who's the "people of tabet" girl? ceas: so they used karl in one and in the other disctirct, groucho Clueless_Monkey: clem, good long form for /server/something/long form ceas: i should scan it and post it on alt.ft Clueless_Monkey: one little step for hallaburton Bone-E-Boi®: if this is gonna cost me $500,000 a pop, i'm gonna go for the gold
doctecazoid notes it is now hailing in his basement - thank grid there's an umbrella handy Bubba's Brain: All hail Doc Tech for his help on the Lodestone Catalog... Bambi: way to go Cat and Doc and all those who were voices on RedShift! Clueless_Monkey: /long_form hardly ever gets played except on me merathon.
stephnfosterkane suspects that Lodestone development is running in parallel... Bone-E-Boi®:FUCK!FUCK! Clueless_Monkey: And I don't do marathons any more. stephnfosterkane: with the chat ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. stephnfosterkane: we can't yet see what they do, but soon...;-)) Clueless_Monkey: except if the listenerCount > 100 Clueless_Monkey: gong doctecazoid: (bunnyboy did a great job on the dolphin beer production & voice) ceas: he;'d probably sue'that's bunnyboy stephnfosterkane: Monkey, do you do Athens? ceas: yes, i have discovered a great treasure in this group. Clueless_Monkey: egad the gonger is 25 mins off, or sky4 been sleeping on me. stephnfosterkane: Do you do Spartas? Bubba's Brain: Lodesonte development is running as fast as my feets can carry it.... Clueless_Monkey: bery clueless neopolitan monkey malt. doctecazoid: (& luger axehandle - a former regular on chat, a few years ago - did a great job on the voice work for the mao character) Bubba's Brain: Lodesonte? ceas: and unlike joseph smiths discovery, this one is not imaginary Bob Hind: Mmm, that's really great dolphin! doctecazoid: load those stones! Clueless_Monkey: eveery thieeng is geteeeen buzzy fuzzay whirly bird. stephnfosterkane: Clewless - this server is on some other time system; we've yet to dope out what Bubba's Brain: Damn my tired fingers! Clueless_Monkey: ut braks ceas: he did indeed doc Bone-E-Boi®: i wonder what The Children think of the footage coming out of Iraq on CNN. They must think they're being recruited as future coroners. stephnfosterkane: or maybe "dope" is the operative word in terms of a solution...a 7% solution... stephnfosterkane: lift that bale! Bone-E-Boi®: Look at the chunks of flesh in the burned out old Toyota. Bubba's Brain: stones loaded, Sir!! Rotonoto: that's great bass, honey... Clueless_Monkey: well our server is a bit timeless sometimes, but we have a talking timebot so it don't go too far astray, and the internet is 3 to 8 minutes behind real time stephnfosterkane: you don't believe, Cat? ;-) Clueless_Monkey: tote that marge Bob Hind: I wonder where Marge is? Jonathan: Mmm, Now that's great bass. Bubba's Brain: mote that barge... Clueless_Monkey: why did the no hair cross the road ceas: believe what? wattt? Bone-E-Boi®: Video cameras are so precise these days. You can see every little bit of meat on the dashboard. stephnfosterkane: Jonathan now has SPEAKERS? Clueless_Monkey: because he used to be a longhair, and it all fell out. Bubba's Brain: Come quick, Watson, I need you! ceas: this part is too fat Rotonoto: boppa oooh mao mao... Clueless_Monkey: and somebody told him HEY DON'T YOUR DARE ceas: i really came to hate the sound of my voice here ceas: coming, mother Clueless_Monkey: ah titainium stephnfosterkane: 300 dead; they're almost back to Saddam levels Clueless_Monkey: Richard Hoaglund lives Bone-E-Boi®: that pool of blood under the drivers seat Bubba's Brain: You came at the sound of your voice? Clueless_Monkey: bad trick that. Jonathan: I've always had speakers. ceas: writing is good, acting uneven Clueless_Monkey: we can fix it, we can end that 7,000 feud Clueless_Monkey: I am a subwoofer. stephnfosterkane: Thought you said you couldn't listen, J Clueless_Monkey: Yes fathered by a dog, mother was a bowling ball. ceas: do you also have listeners, jon? doctecazoid: "i was a subwoofer for the FBI" Clueless_Monkey: definately a subwoofer Clueless_Monkey: s Clueless_Monkey: yes stephnfosterkane: ich bin der chrom dinette Clueless_Monkey: toopid low sver stephnfosterkane: you went undergournd? ceas: great to hear tiny again stephnfosterkane: yes Jonathan: Beacuse I'm in safe mode, which doesn't offer sound. Clueless_Monkey: Bamjl yuo are rite this server is really lame doctecazoid: the caller in this bit, btw, is bltebby (tinydrtim) Clueless_Monkey: the people are great, but the code needs tweeking Jonathan: What i said before was a SNL quote. Bubba's Brain: "Just a quick note for the P.O.Box 22 household" -- gotta love spam Bone-E-Boi®: Kids, we're making democracy flourish in Iraq Clueless_Monkey: I am paying broadband rates for THIS? doctecazoid: his spirit lives on in red shift ceas: modes have safes? i thought they kept their yen under their beds ceas: true, doc Rotonoto: there is no safety on the internet doctecazoid: clue: lol! Bubba's Brain: Haven't lived in that Box for 15 years... Clueless_Monkey: there is no red shift, light naturally slows down. John Campbell told me that in Analog, and I still get analog magazine. Dave: why is catherwood's clock so off? just a though Bob Hind: What's in the box? Rotonoto: my servant is in that box! Dave: thought ceas: but does it get you? Clueless_Monkey: When they change the name to digital magazine I WILL kill myself. Bambi: it's still one of the best web based chats that I've seen Gary ... it's just that web chat is a little different. Bubba's Brain: But its digital now.... Bone-E-Boi®: Bush will make the internet safe for The Children. Right after his re-election. Clueless_Monkey: yeah this is not your fathers xchat Bob Hind: I'm voting for Bush. ceas: the children of satan? Bob Hind: Kate Bush. Clueless_Monkey: yes Clueless_Monkey: mike told me there is something bush killer something web something. Clueless_Monkey: I had my tail off then. ceas: but is bush voting for you? Bob Hind: Ah, good point! Clueless_Monkey: I was paying human. Rotonoto: digital science fiction? sacrelige! Clueless_Monkey: When I take the tail off, I do fall over. Bubba's Brain: My Brad Pitt impression: "What's in the booooooooox? C'mon, what's in the booooooooox?" Clueless_Monkey: How to bipeds without tails not fall over. Bone-E-Boi®: human sac Bob Hind: If we all wish together very hard can we make him go away tonight? Clueless_Monkey: this is a mystery to this monk. Jonathan: Bipeds aren't fun. They fall right over. Clueless_Monkey: no take the curtain. Bob Hind: Wish him to the cornfield. Clueless_Monkey: the box is always a donkey turd. Clueless_Monkey: I know I was that man. Bone-E-Boi®: Doctech and Merlyn will install an auto censorship program that will delete offensive and profance words. ceas: here? Clueless_Monkey: hey that came out wrong Bob Hind: You can't say donkey turd on the internet, Monkey. ceas: yeah, didnt tiny have that? Bone-E-Boi®: profane doctecazoid: if bush is trailing in the polls a month before the election, who wants to take bets on a sudden and devastation terrorist attack that results in the cancellation of the election? Bubba's Brain: There'll be nothing left! stephnfosterkane: cars are not the problem, b-e-b Bone-E-Boi®: not pro France Clueless_Monkey: see I am speakin brooklineeze. I lived on toidyturd street ceas: good bet, doc doctecazoid: devastatING Bob Hind: What about sacred words? Bubba's Brain: Its called delete, BEB. Jonathan: donkey turd donkey turd donkey turd Bone-E-Boi®: Maybe it'll delete pro France words, too. stephnfosterkane: doc - I'm worried that the military here may get so pissed off that something of that sort may happen anyway...at the white house ;-) Bob Hind: Like poon and fibula and hemidemisemiquaver? Bubba's Brain: ... as in delete entire file.... ceas: ah, here is the anastasia line i quoted earlier Jonathan: shoe Clueless_Monkey: Here is my prediction. Thanks to Bill Gates firing all the help that had the back doors in XP and all the arabs and other terrorists, there will be a massive continent wide power failure on the DAY of the election. Jonathan: megaphone Jonathan: grunties doctecazoid: klok: yeah, things certainly are looking pretty grim Clueless_Monkey: And all those computer voting machines will go RAMDEAD. Jonathan: wanklerosaryengine Clueless_Monkey: Triple dog dareya. Clueless_Monkey: Play the "im a wanker song" please. Bone-E-Boi®: No, Bubba, it'll only delete the offending word. Clueless_Monkey: Doing my good by pulling my pood. stephnfosterkane: a wankerjack and i'm ok? Bob Hind: With a cross made out of aluminum. Eh, got any...? Clueless_Monkey: OH wait that is on reel to reel and needs to be digitribed. Bubba's Brain: I'm a wanker you're a wanker,he's a wanker, she's a wanker. Wouldn'tcha like to be a wanker too? Bone-E-Boi®: So "donkey turd donkey turd donkey turd" will become "donkey donkey donkey" Clueless_Monkey: I smeek all night and I grope all day. stephnfosterkane: which reel? Clueless_Monkey: Moose turd pie. It's good though Rotonoto: this is our sacred evoting machine ceas: your yet uncancered grandchildren Clueless_Monkey: stompin tom connors. Jonathan: The last reel ah,clem: the last reel Bob Hind: The Lost Real. Clueless_Monkey: Reels I have thousands of reels. ceas: oddly prescient, if bush is re-elected Bubba's Brain: Beb... by Bush admin standards, entier contents of log is offensive..... that was my point. Jonathan: Whazz reel ceas: you're a lumber jack? Clueless_Monkey: tarted collecting in the 50's and my whole life is "caught on tape" Clueless_Monkey: In another wife I was a limber jack. Bone-E-Boi®: ope that our children will come to forgive us in some better world uuh Clueless_Monkey: but then I got all stiff. stephnfosterkane: sometimes i think i'm a dumber jack Clueless_Monkey: stupid ghost pirates. stephnfosterkane: ah, knoppix is presenting the CD-ROM. kind of like being on parade... Clueless_Monkey: run me through then Bubba's Brain: they'll look back at history and think.... what idiots.... Bob Hind: If he's re-lekted, I might just move to Tierra Del Fuego. Or else just stay here. Clueless_Monkey: hang me from the nearest yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrdaaaaaaarm Rotonoto: let's run through it one more time Bubba's Brain: how long is a yardarm? Clueless_Monkey: I am staying here. I am a medicine man, they won't kill me. Jonathan: And I hang em on the grocery wall stephnfosterkane: if he's re-elected, we may as well stand and fight, 'cause there won't be anyplace safe to run to Clueless_Monkey: and I have cases of coffee. Bob Hind: Whew, that's a relief, Monkey. Clueless_Monkey: grovers mills, I lived near there. Bone-E-Boi®: hang 'em high, hang 'em low ceas: is the earth really divided into 4 quarters? ceas: no nickles? Clueless_Monkey: Right between fort dix and mcguire. Clueless_Monkey: cannons to the left of me Bob Hind: Aliens want our nickels. ceas: guess austin couldnt make it tonight Clueless_Monkey: B-47's to the right of me. stephnfosterkane: everyone lived there before the change, Clueless; didn't you see Buckaroo Banzai?? Clueless_Monkey: surround by a brine moat. Clueless_Monkey: but this is then and that was now. doctecazoid: have to take a brief break - back in a few minutes Clueless_Monkey: Pickle for yer thots? stephnfosterkane: insipid stopgap bomber Bob Hind: With sea monkeys. Sprightly lil pups! Clueless_Monkey: k doc stephnfosterkane: take a lode off, DT ceas: they hould take over sudbury Clueless_Monkey: KDOC los angeles. Bob Hind: Later Doc. Clueless_Monkey: Anybody listen to that station? Bone-E-Boi®: That's okay. Waiting for Phil is one of my favorite plays. stephnfosterkane: laugh while you can, monkey boy Clueless_Monkey: I get the guy on my toaster. Clueless_Monkey: oook oook oook stephnfosterkane: only KCRW, Clueless Clueless_Monkey: scared monkey jumps up tree. ||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
Bob Hind tries the emote thingy. ||||||||| Dave - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Clueless_Monkey: remember guns? ceas: le show forever Clueless_Monkey: Guns don't kill people, AH DEW Clueless_Monkey: leshow Clueless_Monkey: I love leshow Clueless_Monkey: hehehe Clueless_Monkey: the show that never ends! Jonathan: So don't hide arms, get side arms stephnfosterkane: when scared monkey ups ante, then it's time to worry: do Google news search on "Aged zoo Gorilla jumps 12-foot moat"... Rotonoto: adieu? Clueless_Monkey: This one goes on 4ever. Clueless_Monkey: Thats what ya get for not pre monitoring. Ask me how I know Bone-E-Boi®: i'd like too see Princess Diana's butler eaten by killer whales on the Larry King show. stephnfosterkane: like the android talk show Bob Hind: How I know? Jonathan: This is the one that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friend Rotonoto: ask me how to lose weight Bone-E-Boi®: eaten alive by transient killer whales, I meant to say. Clueless_Monkey: use advanced google search and you still see: buy books about ageed zoo gorillas at daltons.com stephnfosterkane: sorry, the craft fees would be too high, Clueless Bubba's Brain: how to lose weight Bubba's Brain: ? Clueless_Monkey: I have that weight secret, but I am only a lab rat and if I told you how I do it I would have to killya Rotonoto: killer whale, no fixed address, charged in shocking crime Bambi: RedShift is fun ... it is a single piece. Clueless_Monkey: imebot says 1AM Clueless_Monkey: REDSHIF! Clueless_Monkey: timebot Bubba's Brain: TImebot, the avanger.... Clueless_Monkey: ah time bot and neopolitan rum rasin foo cream Rotonoto: did you say Lab Rat? Clueless_Monkey: faux creme Bone-E-Boi®: a pod of transient killer whales is no gang of bums Clueless_Monkey: boo theme stephnfosterkane: Gary - http://www.kansas.com/mld/eagle/8933627.htm Clueless_Monkey: goo dream ah,clem: ... Bone-E-Boi®: they more closely resemble the Apache--tough as nails ceas: its fairly dark, bambi, at least to me. inspired my mao starving 43 million people to death and kim il song's attempt to replicate. Clueless_Monkey: now that is funny. stephnfosterkane: always run lab rat at 75% of ad lib weight... ceas: by mao stephnfosterkane: kim doing a good job to date, Cat ceas: the armenian genoicde prof earlier on maj report had that play he told us to see cuz it was funny Rotonoto: mao emulating Stalin r.e the Ukraine Bubba's Brain: For the first time anywhere, only available on TV, the greatest hits of Kim Il Sung.... stephnfosterkane: we're all just waiting for the Great Leap Forward Bob Hind: Apotheosis? ceas: myu point exactly, roto. my relatives died in that Bubba's Brain: I'm still working on one small step.... stephnfosterkane: Kim just about got HIS greatest hit last month... ;-) Bone-E-Boi®: they probably wouldn't eat Princess Diana's butler alive, though. He would taste terrible. Rotonoto: the Great Flying Leap?? stephnfosterkane: Yeah, but Martin Marietta got their one giant leap long ago... Clueless_Monkey: wait gonna post it to NEWSuCANuse, me privat list! Bubba's Brain: Speaking of small steps and giant leaps --http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/06/21/suborbital.test/index.html Bob Hind: Let's all leap. Clueless_Monkey: k its out stephnfosterkane: yeah, let's hear it for M&Ms Bubba's Brain: MMMMMMMM Clueless_Monkey: to subscribe to NEWSuCAN USE subscribe by emal to flash@pop4.net ceas: i am so lucky to have had the contributoions of all these people Clueless_Monkey: warning: it may rot your mind. Bob Hind: Go, Burt & Mike! Rotonoto: let's do the leap, yah yah, let's do the leap... stephnfosterkane: or mind your rind? Clueless_Monkey: time warp again Bob Hind:http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html Clueless_Monkey: Had the movie on UMATIC tape in the 70's ceas: this sounds odd Clueless_Monkey: I was an original vidiot. ceas: recorded too low? Clueless_Monkey: Used to write for the slick magazine.
stephnfosterkane believed in Winky-Dink Bambi: Thanks for sharing RedShift with us Cat and allowing us to play it on the air. Clueless_Monkey: VIDEO magazine bought us out and we all got the axe Clueless_Monkey: one of many similar expeiences. stephnfosterkane: Esso teric? Bone-E-Boi®: The Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of 1998 http://www.ftc.gov/ogc/coppa1.htm ceas: my pleasure, bambi Clueless_Monkey: It has happened to our current satellite channe. Rotonoto: Wayne Green possibly coined the term "vidiot"? stephnfosterkane: Must mean Exxon these days: always accede to the sign of the double-cross Clueless_Monkey: WINKY DINK istill got my screen! Bubba's Brain: Watch that first step, its a doosie!
Bambi smiles stephnfosterkane: never say die Clueless_Monkey: my dad bought it because I was using crayons on the BW CRT! ceas: that dave and orson and phil and melinda an phil would offer their stellar talents to my creation is beyond my comprenshion Bob Hind:http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/latest.jpg Clueless_Monkey: the screen was cyan. Clueless_Monkey: but was for 17 in tv and we had a 21, so I stll colored out of the lines. Clueless_Monkey: DOCTOR FUN ELAINES FAVORITE stephnfosterkane: but it's only 6PM in Auckland Bambi: We are very thankful to FST for their permission to play their productions on the air at Skybird Radio as well. Bob Hind: What's your creation, ceas? I'm so not hip. Whoops, there go my pants again. Rotonoto: FSt inspired cat, cat inspired them right back- synchronicity Clueless_Monkey: wow we have dr. gun cartoons all over the house. Clueless_Monkey: When Elaine passed, I just kept the place the way it was. stephnfosterkane: Bob - check the links Clueless_Monkey: She has dozens of file folders of Dr Fun printed cartoons. stephnfosterkane: sound is great lately Clueless_Monkey: keep checking the links stephnfosterkane: yes, kwd vy mello yellow ceas: my wiofe just heard your comments, ah clem. Clueless_Monkey: keep watching the skies. ceas: thanks Clueless_Monkey: sound is great jl Clueless_Monkey: shakes the walls here. Bob Hind: I hear there's a Doctor Fun book coming... Bambi: RedShift, the piece that just played is Cat's ... hope to get Cat's Neal Amid as well soon for you all. Clueless_Monkey: hahaha dial a preayer Bubba's Brain: Well.. I promised myself I'd start getting to bed before 2AM after I got the site up, and it hasn't happened yet, so I'm gonna take off for slumberland..... Clueless_Monkey: Bird is next live. Clueless_Monkey: I am too stupid to go to sleep ceas: my uncle was a chinchilla farmer in northern cal ceas: i got bitten by one. not a pleasent experience Clueless_Monkey: Well bubba thanks for not staying up with us madpeople Bubba's Brain: I didint know chinchillas grew in norther cal soil.... Bob Hind: Nasty little critters. ceas: thanks again, bambi
Clueless_Monkey ) Clueless_Monkey: yup Bubba's Brain: We're not mad, were just mawn that way.... Clueless_Monkey: fade em cowboy Clueless_Monkey: repo man no get monkey Bambi: 989-345-0735 Bubba's Brain: Nytol Bambi: our pleasure Cat Bob Hind: Adios. ||||||||| Bubba's Brain departs at 1:35 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Clueless_Monkey: eeek Bambi: night Bubba Clueless_Monkey: no time for a toad now. Clueless_Monkey: tappit tappie tappit Bambi: Hi Klok :) Bob Hind: Ook ook. Rotonoto: ah clem speaks in morse Clueless_Monkey: ook oook oook english is not my native language oook ooooook Clueless_Monkey: dawg Rotonoto: tapitta tapitta Bob Hind: Dawg is Gwad spelled backwards. Clueless_Monkey: ta pokkketa pokkety pap
Bambi ) good one Klok Clueless_Monkey: blam blam WHAM zam azm Bob Hind: Rickety tickety boom? Clueless_Monkey: rikki tikki tavi snake man bop Rotonoto: .. Clueless_Monkey: ... Clueless_Monkey: diddly new zedland Bob Hind: ^v^ Jonathan: the moonlight wha dit doo dah Clueless_Monkey: Kev in scottland is sleeping but his show is friday 7PM here on skybird. Clueless_Monkey: I can't run tape. Clueless_Monkey: All the reels are sitting there with all last weeks JL shows. Clueless_Monkey: and I LOST my minidisk Jonathan: Brb. Clueless_Monkey: so can't make tapes. ceas: tape doesnt have legs Rotonoto: it's no good- they're tapping the lines... Clueless_Monkey: my hans are sealed. doctecazoid: i'm back, but just for a minute or two - michael moore is on daily show tonight (the 1am rebroadcast), i want to catch it Clueless_Monkey: pokketa poketa pap Rotonoto: my hans are solo Bone-E-Boi®: Doh! I meant to post the URL of The Children's Online Protection Act (COPA)... Ashcroft vs. ACLU. doctecazoid: klok: lili may actually be tuned in to skybird right now doctecazoid: she may have heard you ceas: yeah this micahel moore anti union thing is disturbing Bob Hind: Whch station doc? Clueless_Monkey: skybird Clueless_Monkey: ? doctecazoid: skybird net feed via her laptop in the hotel room ceas: sounds like clinton's sex scandal. a certain innocent arrogance Clueless_Monkey: we are so weird. Rotonoto: are your chinchilla entirely synthetic? Clueless_Monkey: best kept secret on the net. Bone-E-Boi®: not that kind of laptop, cease. Clueless_Monkey: No they are not synthetic, they are plastic. Bob Hind: Poke one and see if it chirps. stephnfosterkane: BOB - click the link at the top of the chat page to invoke Skybird Radio Bob Hind: Ty. doctecazoid: ok, going back upstairs - back in about 10 mins Clueless_Monkey: invoke and bookmark ceas: i would love to have bambi in one of my radio plays, ah and bambi Clueless_Monkey: it comes around again on the git tar. Clueless_Monkey: We go live whenever possible. stephnfosterkane: we're timing you DT Bob Hind: Working. Clueless_Monkey: See it sounds like internet arty fax, but it is firesign. Clueless_Monkey: way a head of their thyme. ceas: allo ceas: tried to call in unsuccessfully. Bob Hind: Jello.
Clueless_Monkey ( my rummy nepolen malt bink is gone. Clueless_Monkey: The fruit thing is next. stephnfosterkane: Mello Clueless_Monkey: jello Rotonoto: it's no cood, cat- they're tapping the lines... Clueless_Monkey: Bit rot says that, but he is in scotland sleeping. Bone-E-Boi®: Here it is. http://www.epic.org/free_speech/censorship/copa.html The FCC has got nothing to do with it. stephnfosterkane: I try to live whenever possible Clueless_Monkey: no wait it is sunrise in scotland. stephnfosterkane: think Clem had to take a whiz, Cat Clueless_Monkey: free spppech radio we are that. ceas: a bear whiz?
stephnfosterkane doesn't like speeches on the radio; shades of FDR... stephnfosterkane: he couldn't bear to whiz with all hte action going on Rotonoto: bear wiz me- it all bears on the same thing Jonathan: I'm back. stephnfosterkane: that's a boring expression Bob Hind: Got to clone. stephnfosterkane: and you're beautiful... Bob Hind: Later, bozos. Bambi: JL's back now Bone-E-Boi®: the widespread availability of the Internet presents opportunities for minors to access materials through the World Wide Web in a manner that can frustrate parental supervision or control Bob Hind: Good to see you. Nite. stephnfosterkane: u gong Bob? Bambi: night Bob Clueless_Monkey: just posted the last article to newsucanuse Bob Hind: How late does the chat go. ah,clem: if I missed a call, pls call again, stephnfosterkane: "until" Clueless_Monkey: oh our chat is 24/7 Rotonoto: later Bob... ceas: i cant bare that
Bob Hind hovers. stephnfosterkane: Bob - this is a Vy special occasion Clueless_Monkey: irc.equnet.org in finland stephnfosterkane: generally it poops out by 11:30PM EDT Clueless_Monkey: xchat or mirc Bob Hind: Well, in that case... Clueless_Monkey: microsoft blocks us of course. stephnfosterkane: well, not THAT special, but Skybird is usually just canned bits, not live DJ and call-ins ceas: by bob stephnfosterkane: Cat, u calling in again yet? Clueless_Monkey: Wndows people can't hearour radio station or see our chat site. We don't use fingreprings or encrypto. W are all free open, and very dangerous. Bob Hind: I have to work on the ship in the bottle while I chat? stephnfosterkane: (989) 345-0735 Clueless_Monkey: Stephen foster you have not heard skybird since JL and BAM fixed it. Bambi: meaning the stream doesn't play well in WiMP ... best in Winamp for Windows users, and XMMS for Linux/UNIX users ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'AnchovyEyes', just granted probation at 1:48 AM", then leaves hurriedly. Bone-E-Boi®: a prohibition on the distribution of material harmful to minors, combined with legitimate defenses, is currently the most effective and least restrictive means by which to satisfy the compelling government interest ceas: and boutique full Clueless_Monkey: the robot was running it for a year because it all blew up by power company madness. Bob Hind: My special tongs are so demanding. stephnfosterkane: hmm, then the screenshot I sent you today has to be a fig newton of my imagination, eh Gary? AnchovyEyes: Ahhh...my iron lung is working again Clueless_Monkey: um stephnfosterkane: all power companies are mad stephnfosterkane: welcome A Eyes Clueless_Monkey: well you are post fix see, I ellya it is all new now. Clueless_Monkey: It is back the way it used to be. Bob Hind: Hi Eyes. Clueless_Monkey: Live segments all day. AnchovyEyes: tanks for the mammories Clueless_Monkey: by a total madman. stephnfosterkane: oops - house controller just shut down my computer room lamp...need to find the remote Clueless_Monkey: JL alertbot will shake me from the dead so don't worry if I sleep. Rotonoto: yes, we just received your electrical utility payment- let that be a lesson to you... Clueless_Monkey: ah X-10 ceas: are their earlier bozos? Clueless_Monkey: 9 Bob Hind: They made me stay. That's why they so mean. But watch them laugh as they come out. Clueless_Monkey: 8 AnchovyEyes: Bob Hind...on the road to snails and adventures...what are you doing here? Clueless_Monkey: 7 Clueless_Monkey: 6 Clueless_Monkey: 5 Clueless_Monkey: 4 Clueless_Monkey: 3 Clueless_Monkey: 2 Clueless_Monkey: 1 Clueless_Monkey: liftoff stephnfosterkane: only reason request for Boom Dot Bust was the NY Times piece yesterday that some village in Peru hung their mayor, Clem. Not to make a BFD out of it, but all of Boom is fine, too! Bob Hind: I just kinda sauntered in. You? Rotonoto: in the dark about how to make your X-10 system behave? Bob Hind: Been to long. stephnfosterkane: he's doing the foxtrot, AA, and you? Bone-E-Boi®: communication for commercial purposes that is available to any minor and that includes any material that is harmful to minors shall be fined not more than $50,000, imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both. Clueless_Monkey: I have a totally fresh install and am back from zero Clueless_Monkey: startover. AnchovyEyes: Yeah...too long...longer the better.huh? Clueless_Monkey: JL is the X-10 guy. Bob Hind: Anyone else been to Long? stephnfosterkane: no, the remote has a button to push that makes the buttons light up Bone-E-Boi®: Does that include FST.com? Bob Hind: Honk honk! Rotonoto: or, at a minimum, cuffed severely about the head and shoulders Clueless_Monkey: I only played with an X-10 dialup on a broadcast net I worked on about 10 years ago. Clueless_Monkey: I have been in talk radio since 1968 AnchovyEyes: Awright...honkey! Clueless_Monkey: And also with the weird music and crazy act. Clueless_Monkey: ittle did they knowit was NOT an act :) Bob Hind: Go ahead. Many people like to. Clueless_Monkey: may I see your papairs please? stephnfosterkane: AA are you listening to SKybird Radio? Rotonoto: so talk, already! 1968? that's a long time, tex... Bob Hind: And lottle things...hitting each other....that's what I like. stephnfosterkane: Cat - have you been able to call in? Bone-E-Boi®: Imagine DocTech and Merlyn going up the river for six months. Clueless_Monkey: we had a wheeze when we sighed off every friday for many years. Clueless_Monkey: I am the old man of the sky Clueless_Monkey: I have a million radio stories.
stephnfosterkane has a turd class radio telephone license Clueless_Monkey: way too funny. doctecazoid: would that be sh*t's creek b-e-b? Bone-E-Boi®: Imagine the Bouys bunkies with Tommy Chong. Clueless_Monkey: They don't work no more. Bone-E-Boi®: The Jailbirds. Clueless_Monkey: I had the bleu first class one, combo man phased the towers and danced and juggled FM at the same time. stephnfosterkane: sorry, Doc, it was paved over by a Mall last year Bone-E-Boi®: Hard rock and blues. Clueless_Monkey: could run separate shows on one board. Clueless_Monkey: A side B side 4 turntables. ||||||||| Catherwood announces "It's 1:54 AM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and Phil Austin plummets onto the oriental shag rug. Bone-E-Boi®: buoys Phil Austin: Who's around? Jonathan: Hey phil doctecazoid: klok: the only current running through is now electric? stephnfosterkane: WELCOME! doctecazoid: hey phil Bob Hind: Evening Phil. Are you a bot? AnchovyEyes: Ahhhh Phil.... Clueless_Monkey: two 3bank cart machines and a spotmaster 101 magic 101 track mechanical instant access device. Rotonoto: phased the towers? man you been in radio prison a long time! Bone-E-Boi®: Is this some kind of loyalty test? stephnfosterkane: We are listening to Giant Rat on Skybird, Phil! Clueless_Monkey: WOW I AM HONORED TO MEET YA PHIL. Clueless_Monkey: I am the idiot that runs skybird radio. stephnfosterkane: DocTec is here, Clem is at the Kontrols and Bambi is co-piloting us Clueless_Monkey: I only do a show, its all robots. Bone-E-Boi®: Your patience will be rewarded. Rotonoto: i am eck trician! AnchovyEyes: Sounds more like MARK TIME Clueless_Monkey: never point mine at the sun. Clueless_Monkey: itis too much fun Phil Austin: cluemonk: I'm listening right now Clueless_Monkey: This radio network is amazeeeen Jonathan: I had the honor last week. stephnfosterkane: nope Giant Rat of Sumatra, almost at the end Clueless_Monkey: I just like to watch. Bob Hind: I haven't heard this in a longggg time. Crackin me up. Clueless_Monkey: I keep it in my electric palace. stephnfosterkane: ah, you can hear; that's great! Phil Austin: haven't heard this in years AnchovyEyes: Strange...I'm listening to Prince Arcturus Bambi: hi Phil Rotonoto: movies in hotels? doctecazoid: clue: digital or analog watch? Bambi: you made it tonight cool! Phil Austin: breaking iron hearts Clueless_Monkey: eek I go live next when we swap studios 500 miles apart. stephnfosterkane: yeah, Phil, you missed Red Shift by minits Clueless_Monkey: This is such a funny thing. AnchovyEyes: How's your new doggie Phil? Clueless_Monkey: Secret net/satellite network Bone-E-Boi®: Skybird Radio working for ya, Phil? Clueless_Monkey: CAT hear ya stephnfosterkane: Phil, you can call in (989) 345-0735 if you want (after Cat) Clueless_Monkey: SkyBird (tm) radio Phil Austin: bone: yeah, working Jonathan: Hey phil, we were wondering who those people were in the how do i like the future interview bit on bozos? Phil Austin: willard and joe from chicago Clueless_Monkey: I played firesign on FM when it first came out. Clueless_Monkey: friend in LA used to tape KMET for me. Clueless_Monkey: Which some how found its way to FM here. Clueless_Monkey: Don't look at me I didn't do it. Phil Austin: jon: the people were like goldie, who worked at peter's bank ||||||||| 1:59 AM: c. ease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" c. ease: hi phil doctecazoid: it's a classic montage Clueless_Monkey: I have tapes of Demento before he went sindie and Allison nightbird too. stephnfosterkane: Clem YES Phil can hear U Jonathan: like goldie? Clueless_Monkey: I listened to her on SCPC satellite. stephnfosterkane: there is about a 2-minute delay to this audio, BTW c. ease: how was the gig, phil? Clueless_Monkey: came on befre howard on a backhaul feed that nobody knew existed cept for my monkey and my access toa 20 foot gass cooled dish. Clueless_Monkey: NPR and PBS were te first national networks to go satellite. Clueless_Monkey: I worked thre. Jonathan: it sounded like peter himself saying "smaller but cleaner." Clueless_Monkey: nex caller! Bone-E-Boi®: taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Phil Austin: cat: I'm just on the web. Haven't called. and the gig was pretty good stephnfosterkane: (989) 345-0735 to call Skybird Radio Clueless_Monkey: catherwood needs a new watch Phil Austin: yes, I am listening to the stream c. ease: how so? Clueless_Monkey: It gets weirder when it switches back here.
Bambi :) Clueless_Monkey: 2 oclock at 135 am. Bob Hind: The stream. Ahhhh... ah,clem: Hi Phil, said hello on the stream, but did not know ifyou were listening Clueless_Monkey: nd my computer is set to martian time. Clueless_Monkey: ah the stream Clueless_Monkey: don't pee into it. we just talk on it. Rotonoto: don't cross the streams,,, Bone-E-Boi®: looking forward to Cerritos Bob Hind: It would be...bad. stephnfosterkane: before you come to them ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'LiliMaori-NOT', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 2:02 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Clueless_Monkey: for our next trick we are trying to go world wide on three birds. Wish us lungs Jonathan: We must pee into the stream cause that's important! Clueless_Monkey: no that would be wrong. Bob Hind: Boom dot is terrific. doctecazoid: ah, lili joins us - from new zealand! stephnfosterkane: this Fatt stuff is ROFL Clueless_Monkey: Well don't let the FCC C YA Bambi: wb Lili c. ease: hey lili Clueless_Monkey: We stopped fighting for our local FCC license. AnchovyEyes: THey're all terrific c. ease: love them yellow kiwis Clueless_Monkey: satellite is fun, and let the affilites. Bob Hind: Greets Lili. Jonathan: I wish I could hear this funny stuff. c. ease: even more than yellow perils Clueless_Monkey: hahaha Clueless_Monkey: the affilites. Clueless_Monkey: They must go by our rules. Bob Hind: True, AE, true. LiliMaori-NOT: Yep, I've been wrestling with a doc and I just decided I couldn't take the evil MS Word anymore. stephnfosterkane: West Branch MI Clueless_Monkey: TheyMS is not for human consumptiojn. Clueless_Monkey: Trust me XP is a terminal disease.
Jonathan -( LiliMaori-NOT: Cease: And they're right tasty, too. doctecazoid: ah, phil a. is on the phone with ah clem stephnfosterkane: Open Orfice forever, Lili ;-)) Phil Austin: I'm on the phone with clueless monkey, but I can barely hear him Clueless_Monkey: WOW c. ease: whats name for new dog, phil? AnchovyEyes: PUt adime in yer shoe Phil! Rotonoto: ach! the dreaded MSword- run! run like the wind! Clueless_Monkey: Call us here in Marquette, our gentner is adjusted. Phil Austin: cat: Clueless_Monkey: That A studio has not beenused in years. stephnfosterkane: Phil - ended up with his local audio down, everythign quiet and his finger stuck in his ear. c. ease: oh, he's on thge radio! wow Bob Hind: Phil has a new dog named Phil? Phil Austin: name yet. You retired Icy. He's a shite ghost dog. Clueless_Monkey: XP Bambi: actually you are on the air with ah,clem (AKA JimmyLee) Clueless_Monkey: look at the smiley XP stephnfosterkane: Phil we could hear you cough Clueless_Monkey: dead guy with his tongue sticking out XP <----- Rotonoto: what you gonna DO?! Bone-E-Boi®:http://www.cerritoscenter.com/event_calendar/events_detail.cfm?id_event=86786799 Clueless_Monkey: The engineers are all sleeping and JL is on his own. LiliMaori-NOT: So I guess I should switch from KCRW stream back to SkyBird? Skybird is not easy to work with, much too involving. c. ease: i do not own the name icy. it's evefybody's. Clueless_Monkey: He is a man of many talents. Clueless_Monkey: it works fine for us. c. ease: do shiites have dogs? or just gods? Clueless_Monkey: don't listen to the radio it will only confuse you. Jonathan: Interesting name AnchovyEyes: They have Bull Shiites Clueless_Monkey: ... c. ease: how is gig, lili? stephnfosterkane: Lili - the Dresden Dolls video today was awesome on KCRW (as was incredible Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra yesterday) Morning B. eclectic Clueless_Monkey: PHIL IN RED COLORS Clueless_Monkey: ah Clueless_Monkey: way too cool. stephnfosterkane: but Phil A much more riveting at the moment Clueless_Monkey: Our studiio runs every day so it is tweeked since JL and BAM were here. Bambi: we can hear you Phil Clueless_Monkey: I have duct tape on all the knobs now. Clueless_Monkey: yes Jonathan: I can't Clueless_Monkey: you come in fine phil, it is just a backfeed problem. Bambi: lol...sleeping Clueless_Monkey: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Clueless_Monkey: I go on the air at 6PM. Jonathan: And I just don't have sounds LiliMaori-NOT: Pretty tiring, Cease. Mainly because the people at Telecom NZ have no clue what they want. So we will be forced to shove it down their throats, and I don't think it will result in foie gras. Clueless_Monkey: but gotta be in the studio by 4pm Rotonoto: this is way too much excitement for a young marmoset... Clueless_Monkey: JL has an alertbot to shake me up ||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ceas - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Clueless_Monkey: IOur feed goes out fine. c. ease: i'm here. had no problem hearing, phil and all stephnfosterkane: it could be worse; it could be Air NZ... Clueless_Monkey: the internet is broken and XP <---- is the problem LiliMaori-NOT: Actually, I have to fly Air NZ back to LA before getting on United for NY. Clueless_Monkey: Death of Windows predicted. Clueless_Monkey: run traceroute and cry Bob Hind: Fazzinating. Clueless_Monkey: IT AIN'T OUR GAULT. c. ease: all our love, lili stephnfosterkane: how much insurance did you buy Lili? Clueless_Monkey: We tried to help charter fix it. stephnfosterkane: I think United is going bankrupt or something stephnfosterkane: (actually ANZ is pretty safe) LiliMaori-NOT: Actually, I didn't. Which is a real drag, because I had an accident in Sydney and ended up with a massive shiner. Clueless_Monkey: the chilrens hour is over in the usa stephnfosterkane: as long as it was JUST a shiner; the other stuff is scary Clueless_Monkey: the fines can not be imposed after childrens hour. stephnfosterkane: i worried Bambi: LOL Rotonoto: internet not work real good, so we lock him ina garage with a machine! Clueless_Monkey: Howard wants to be on the morning. Bob Hind: LOL hilarious. doctecazoid: that was brilliant phil !! Clueless_Monkey: I come on after the childrens hour. Bone-E-Boi®: Seats at Cerritos $20, $30, $40. doctecazoid: (clinton)
Clueless_Monkey ) c. ease: this is hilarious, phil c. ease: i just read hunting of the president Clueless_Monkey: (CNN) Bob Hind: Zactly, doc. Clueless_Monkey: hint: I have flat screen monitors on my desk tuned to all the major newsfeeds including BBC world. And NASA. Clueless_Monkey: Gimme two. Bambi: 16 listeners on the main stream .. not counting those picking it up Clueless_Monkey: and then it goes to shoutcast LiliMaori-NOT: Well, I fell on a screwed up sidewalk in King's Cross, and ended up with a massive lump above my right eye. But no concussion. This was 4 weeks ago, and the lump has gone down, but not away. Plus, my eye still has purple streaks below. But it frightens the locals, so they don't bother me. Clueless_Monkey: and then it goes to bitrot in scotland, and warpradio usually runs us on friday Jonathan: Sorry clueless only one per family Clueless_Monkey: mac are a computer stephnfosterkane: so you actually have a Maori tatoo! Bob Hind: 8 track version of Dwarf. Amazing. Jonathan: I have Dwarf c. ease: hey phil, majorrity report had a segment on the armenian genoicde today. we speculated here about whether you were referring to that in your armenians refss? stephnfosterkane: wrong - SFK knows whole families that are clueless LiliMaori-NOT: I do, now, yes. Jonathan: At wahat spot is it? Clueless_Monkey: never run anything microsoft. It is all seriously terminally broken. stephnfosterkane: ;-) Clueless_Monkey: I know I saw it on my terrorision set stephnfosterkane: You need to have someone make a portrait and have DT post it somewhere doctecazoid: jack globenfelt emailed the firesign site, westley and i get all the emails - i responded to jack's query and forwarded the email to phil - nice to be a facilitator in helping them reconnect Clueless_Monkey: portrat of? stephnfosterkane: ? other way around Phil! Clueless_Monkey: My geezerpic is not on the site. stephnfosterkane: aaaagh - lost feed! Clueless_Monkey: phill sounds great and jl sounds great doctecazoid: yep stephnfosterkane: ah, bak Clueless_Monkey: I am listening to the turnaround through detroit, and it never hiccups. Clueless_Monkey: We are solid in Wisconsin and Illinoze. c. ease: yeah phil c. ease: i have a new mac but have no idea how to use it Clueless_Monkey: but beyond that we have no control Phil Austin: austin back on chat, having been skillfully interviewed Clueless_Monkey: it uses itself! Clueless_Monkey: that is why mac is a good thing. Clueless_Monkey: And OSX is Linus c. ease: good work, phil Bob Hind: Fun stuff Phil. Ty. stephnfosterkane: portrait of Lili's Aussie shiner, for prosterity LiliMaori-NOT: Good to hear that JL is getting blown. That is what he said, right? Clueless_Monkey: sorry about the back feed. phil doctecazoid: yes phil - a lovely interview Rotonoto: there is an 18 minute gap in JL's interview with Phil... Clueless_Monkey: studio was not a priority at the chinchilla farm. c. ease: by phil Bone-E-Boi®: they're hunting W, too. http://tinyurl.com/2zuqb Clueless_Monkey: Their work is being a national ISP c. ease: that was a sky full of stars, ah Jonathan: I wish I could've heard it. :-( Bambi: It was a pleasure to hear you Phil .. thanks for calling in. doctecazoid: it's 2am on the least coast and i'm still going strong ah,clem: not quite Lil, Bone-E-Boi®: i'm out of joint Phil Austin: is lil the real lil? Phil Austin: doc up too? Bone-E-Boi®: guess i'll synch in ||||||||| It's 2:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| AnchovyEyes - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ah,clem: was saying I had Mic up too loud, LiliMaori-NOT: What was he talking about? And how do I make my voice do this? doctecazoid: yes the real lili - she's in new zealand ... i have a separate aol chat window open with lili (it's how we've kept up with each other while she's overseas) LiliMaori-NOT: il, it's the real Lil, typing from Auckland. doctecazoid: and yes, this is the real doctec (not don steel) c. ease: kiwi turns yellow, gets new passport Phil Austin: lil: are you working in Zeeland? Bob Hind: And he's not Ed. Bambi: One audio player that can do mp3 streams in MAC: http://www.panic.com/audion/ Bambi: have you tried that one Phil? Phil Austin: catski: hot in Vancouver? Seems to be so in Wa. doctecazoid: (or was that dan) ah,clem: thanks Bambi stephnfosterkane: yeah, she's slaving away, Phil - ask her about the butler... Phil Austin: bambi: thanks for stream info c. ease: was redcently but cooled off last couple of days LiliMaori-NOT: Yep. I had a one month gig in Sydney, and then I flew here, presumably for another 6 weeks. But it may be cut short by 2 weeks. And here, it's winter. stephnfosterkane: in Vancouver, it's all the grow lamps that make the heat Bambi: you're welcome Phil c. ease: not another red cent. Rotonoto: I'm running JetAudio tonight, Bam Phil Austin: the koalas are iced over, no doubt LiliMaori-NOT: Hey, SFK, you don't expect me to do my own laundry, do you? Jonathan: I've been meaning to say that the Firesign Theatre is an inspiration to me because I'm trying to become a voice actor too. Clueless_Monkey: bone, article posted to newsucanuse Clueless_Monkey: timebot says 2
stephnfosterkane decides not to give the answer that came to mind Bambi: Are you on MAC too Roto? LiliMaori-NOT: Hey, Jonathan, I would LOVE to do that. I'm sick of telecommunications as a living. At least, doc likes my voice. Bambi: thought you were on PC Clueless_Monkey: always say true answer, we are ALL bzos Clueless_Monkey: we re not PC Clueless_Monkey: we are the bird. doctecazoid: velvery-smooth doctecazoid: velvety-smooth! c. ease: any armenian genocide refs in your firesign armenian refs, phil? Jonathan: Telecoummications is good practice. Rotonoto: huh? MAC? Clueless_Monkey: smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewth as sabre says. c. ease: me too, lili LiliMaori-NOT: Actually, Phil, the koalas looked pretty comfy in Sydney, and the Taronga Zoo. Great zoo, BTW. Phil Austin: wow, the odd ending to boomdotbust Clueless_Monkey: mac are good stephnfosterkane: lili could be the clock lady on Skybird! LiliMaori-NOT: Not if you're just loading software and writing architecture docs. Bob Hind: Very odd. Haha. Phil Austin: I can't go into wrestling because I don't have a mask c. ease: indeed, phil Rotonoto: yah yah PC peon here... Clueless_Monkey: My mom did carry me in her marupial unit. Clueless_Monkey: oddis what we do Rotonoto: auce) doctecazoid: warpaint'll do stephnfosterkane: Phil - at least not in Mexico... Clueless_Monkey: insanity is why we do it. c. ease: a wonderful inference to lenny bruce's lone ranger Clueless_Monkey: I have MY papers and still worked in commercial broadcasting for 20 years, until they all got taken over by mechanical revox robots. LiliMaori-NOT: And you do it quite well. Phil Austin: fosterkane: exactly the ref. mexico is the key Jonathan: Well, Guys I have to go t bed now. Phil Austin: flayed and beaten
stephnfosterkane wishes he'd got key from Mexico... stephnfosterkane: ah, your Abu Ghraib imitation, Phil? Clueless_Monkey: So I wento the NPR station, and when the union came and I got canned I stayed on as a volunteer for 3 more years before they also caned all the independent contractors. c. ease: but not you, clue? LiliMaori-NOT: Of course, you could always go to Oklahoma where cockfighting is legal and the judges jack off during court. I am NOT making this up. Phil Austin: Sgt. Lous Illuminato was my actual sergeant in the army reservews Bambi: night Jonathan c. ease: comin into los angeleez, bringin in a couple of keys Jonathan: I'll just have the desk clerk give me my room key. LiliMaori-NOT: My sister sent me a news link. Clueless_Monkey: We have listenrs in mexico, we play the mexican anthem at sign on.OOOoooooOOOOOOooook la hommmmma oook ooook Jonathan: Oh, it's f naturla today stephnfosterkane: Considering OK Senate representation, not at all out of character, Lili Jonathan: *natural Clueless_Monkey: oh wait let me get out my marine band harp is is still in C Phil Austin: twelve years of college and I couldn't learn how to sew Rotonoto: ahhh, the illuminati- they;re everywhere c. ease: real name? you talked about that on hour hour LiliMaori-NOT: I know. Texas and Okla. are two states where you don't want to end up in court. Clueless_Monkey: ah let me do a black key solo. Bob Hind: Roosterama. Phil Austin: roto: they were certainly in my army unit Clueless_Monkey: c sharp or b flt Clueless_Monkey: flat doctecazoid: monday pool league team won our APA regional division tournament (there are three divisions in fairfield country) ... so we all get an expense paid trip to vegas, for the national APA finals (APA-American Poolplayers Ass'n) stephnfosterkane: for those who must fade, sfk is (supposedly) logging the later portions of this pgm Jonathan: Either/ Phil Austin: cease: yes, real name Clueless_Monkey: toopid slow server bandit rat basket apa LiliMaori-NOT: Phil, I can sew and cook and do all that domestic shit. But five years of engineering school and I didn't even finish. c. ease: wow Clueless_Monkey: Elaine and I shot real billiards. stephnfosterkane: oops, 1.27M, that does not sound good. where am i? Clueless_Monkey: pool is for sissies. Clueless_Monkey: you must be in mocba Jonathan: (grins) Ok, Guys. Good night. Clueless_Monkey: nit jothan
stephnfosterkane also spent 5 years in EE and is unfinished (but assembled) Clueless_Monkey: flies are ropping. stephnfosterkane: (ready to stain) c. ease: jon stephnfosterkane: getting back...getting back... LiliMaori-NOT: Rather sucked, really. That was the whole point of joining the Air Farce. Clueless_Monkey: .. doctecazoid: clue: the three-ball game with no pockets? i saw an exhibition at the big billiards expo in valley forge PA this past spring, my jaw dropped - the two guys shooting were AMAZING c. ease: one of my fave beatles songs Rotonoto: my gawd- a whole nest of ungrafuated engineering students! c. ease: of course, there are many of them LiliMaori-NOT: Bon nuit, Jon. Phil Austin: night erveryone. bear hating is good. stephnfosterkane: you didn't like Dan Rather?? Rotonoto: feel almost normal here... doctecazoid: nite phil stephnfosterkane: couldn't you just change the channel? c. ease: their performance of that on roof in their last flick was ecstatric stephnfosterkane: it beats F-111s, doesn't it? c. ease: bye phil. keep em frying Bambi: night Phil .. thanks again for calling in ... enjoyed getting to hear you stephnfosterkane: did you visit their F-111s when you were in Oz? doctecazoid: with a plowshare Rotonoto: nite Phil doctecazoid: or into plowshares Clueless_Monkey: I have to find the 2 rather edits I have. Bone-E-Boi®: Phil, I was wondering if you'd like to see your classic albums animated this way. http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/waking_life.html It's only a two minute Quicktime movie at apple.com LiliMaori-NOT: Good to chat with you Phil. LiliMaori-NOT: didn't even know they were in Oz. Where in Oz? Clueless_Monkey: My install does not trust quicktime. stephnfosterkane: Sydney Clueless_Monkey: water oz Clueless_Monkey: Ah sidney stephnfosterkane: where all the Australian military lives stephnfosterkane: ;-) Clueless_Monkey: I thought all the worlds military lived here. Rotonoto: Lil- follow the yellow brick road- pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! Bone-E-Boi®: Missed him by that much. Clueless_Monkey: I have seen and taped may us army feeds on the bir. stephnfosterkane: Gary - to a first approximation, they do -- check the relative sizes LiliMaori-NOT: Missed that entirely. Did go to an Irish pub to watch a rugby match. And I also went to the Lord Nelson, which is near Fort ST, and they make great beer there. Clueless_Monkey: I have tapes of the original predator tests. Clueless_Monkey: saw the actual full screen of the predator readouts. c. ease: good work, ah clem stephnfosterkane: Australia has promised to buy our F/A-18s, which have range of about 10 feet Bambi: or early as it were ... here in the Michigan time zone Clueless_Monkey: It will be on one of our DVD's after JL teaches me how to do the pronect. Clueless_Monkey: Oh how I wish again I was in michigan. Bone-E-Boi®: I should have asked him if he caught my usenet posts about The State of Animation. stephnfosterkane: Aust's priority is long-range maritime attack, so once they phase out the 111s, they are screwed. The new planes can hardly raise Brisbane without refueling... Bone-E-Boi®: I'm not a Linklater groupie. Seriously. Bob Hind: Must go. Nite to all! Ty for the show n stuff! Clueless_Monkey: I can only trust mpeg video, and I don't evne know if the new install plays thet either. doctecazoid: well guys i really have to check out at this point - i'm fading fast doctecazoid: nite bob LiliMaori-NOT: What's even funnier is that they agreed to buy some other massive military equipment, but they don't know where to put it. stephnfosterkane: is ROFL demonstration of American "persuasion" of our allies to buy totally unsuitable stuff ah,clem: ... Bambi: night Bob Clueless_Monkey: I had many a friend who passed gas on the USAF plane. doctecazoid: y'all have a great rest of the evening - great job clem stephnfosterkane: hmmm - they've got a lot of places to put it in... Bone-E-Boi®: Aust is Australia, not Austin, right? I can't imagine that Phil is phasing out F-111s Rotonoto: nite guise stephnfosterkane: hold, I MUST check where this stream stuff is going, as it's awful small ah,clem: tks Clueless_Monkey: I have video, and I have a radio that can go on the air force freqs with 3,000 watts PEP, but that would be wrong. LiliMaori-NOT: BTW, did you know that the platypus is the only venomous mammal? Some Aussie trivia for you all. stephnfosterkane: B-e-B - Phil may be in two places at once ;-) Clueless_Monkey: My buddy would give me short calls and I would reply in AF jargon. doctecazoid: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................... ||||||||| Catherwood says "2:35 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs doctecazoid by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Rotonoto: don't cross the streams... Clueless_Monkey: Cant do that now all teh satellite have GPS tracking on them Bone-E-Boi®: Well, he likes NASCAR. I thought maybe he digs F-111s, too. LiliMaori-NOT: Doc! You're leaving me! Clueless_Monkey: nite doc. Clueless_Monkey: I love this bit. stephnfosterkane: no, Lili worked on F-111s and she was in Australia recently, which is one of the last places allowed to buy them that still has them running stephnfosterkane: nite DT Bambi: night doc Clueless_Monkey: hablo espagnol chinga su madre! Bone-E-Boi®: I live near crazier-than-a-March-hare Air Force Base. Clueless_Monkey: et francais aussi, sacre merde! Rotonoto: Mr. ah Clem- your mother or father is waiting for you back at the hospitality shelter... stephnfosterkane: OUCH! First segment 19.1 MB! Clueless_Monkey: und kofee und kuchen schmecken immer gut. Clueless_Monkey: byt me eengleesh is not reeel gude. stephnfosterkane: That's why the current one is about 2.3 MB... Bone-E-Boi®: yes, there are black helicopters. Apaches. Actually, very dark green. stephnfosterkane: Clem, there is one HECK of an archive of this show! ;-)) Clueless_Monkey: engleesh is not my first language LiliMaori-NOT: Ok, I just put Doc to bed, which is not easy from where I am. Clueless_Monkey: My first language is andorean ah,clem: cool sfk Clueless_Monkey: see e blue eye stalks? Rotonoto: thanks for a bangup job of disc jockeying and all around merry streaming, guy... Bambi: Cool, klok! Clueless_Monkey: no don't pull on hem they are REAL. c. ease: loistening to jon stewart Clueless_Monkey: I get john stewart 5 times a night Clueless_Monkey: And every other show 5 times a night. stephnfosterkane: Lili is just idling along - it's only a bit after 6PM tomorrow, there, there! LiliMaori-NOT: So now I am going to go for cocktails and hors d'oevres. Clueless_Monkey: and some shows I see with no commercials a couple days early fed from the LA studios. c. ease: dove those whores stephnfosterkane: Well, maybe not so cool Bambi; I was hoping to make it available via Ken, but half of Europe is banging on the door to his site Clueless_Monkey: We publish a list of where the free TV is. Clueless_Monkey: at SkyBirdRadio.org stephnfosterkane: happy happy hours, Lili! Bambi: don't want to miss the cheese log throw ;-) LiliMaori-NOT: So, goodnight, guys. Bon soir. Clueless_Monkey: most things are kinda hidden, but you click and you find. Clueless_Monkey: By maori ||||||||| "2:39 AM? I'm late!" exclaims LiliMaori-NOT, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden. Clueless_Monkey: givemy best to the marsupials. Bambi: oh, no...that's right Klok ... drat c. ease: stewart is getting like air america these days. Bambi: night Lili...enjoy! Rotonoto: that was a rather amazing development, Brian- ken a bigtime server czar and all... Clueless_Monkey: uh, clam c. ease: by again lili ||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Phil Austin - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Jonathan - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Bob Hind - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rotonoto: bye Lili Clueless_Monkey: I will now fade Clueless_Monkey: by yalls stephnfosterkane: yeah, he's an accountant -- impressed the HECK out of me...we gonna finally pull him 'way over to the dark side yet stephnfosterkane: nite Gary Bambi: night Gary Rotonoto: nite Mr. Monks Bambi: don't forget to take out the pause on the automation before you fade stephnfosterkane: the plan is to corrupt all the folks that do useful work to play with techhie toys ;-))) stephnfosterkane: yeah the paws that refreshes or to refresh the pause... Rotonoto: up to one half! Rotonoto: nor could they depreciate for four more years... Bone-E-Boi®: Does Phil read the newsgroup? I probably should have asked Phil if he'd read this... http://tinyurl.com/24zt2 c. ease: to some extent, bone stephnfosterkane: who is "Pretty Quick"? c. ease: micahel jordan? stephnfosterkane: ah, out come the gelding pliers... Rotonoto: thanks ah Clem- it's been a hoot! stephnfosterkane: Yes, even SFK's tin ears can hear the owls in the distance... Bone-E-Boi®: to some extent? in other words, he missed the animation thread. stephnfosterkane: skybird stream is ANYTHING but "normal"... Bone-E-Boi®: it itches, I must flee stephnfosterkane: 3.5 MB+ in 2nd segment -- I think when connection dropped, the streamripper started a new archive Bone-E-Boi®: maybe he's pretending that he missed it. or maybe he's pretending he didn't miss it. stephnfosterkane: so 3.6 MB or so plus 19MB or so will be the final size of the archive, and that is with an AWFUL lot of stuff at the beginning not ripped ||||||||| 2:48 AM -- Bone-E-Boi® left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ah,clem: good night everyone Rotonoto: yay Bambi! stephnfosterkane: nite JL, Bambi ah,clem: and thank you. stephnfosterkane: (I'm still here) c. ease: by ah c. ease: bambi c. ease: of the great voice ||||||||| It's 2:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Clueless_Monkey - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... c. ease: yeah i guess we all go together stephnfosterkane: 316 minutes total Rotonoto: this has been way more fun than a young marmoset can handle stephnfosterkane: when we go... stephnfosterkane: dead air! Bambi: thanks Cat ... night :-) stephnfosterkane: clem, did Gary reset the auto thigamajig? stephnfosterkane: no, we're NOT kidding ah,clem: switching back to studio B stand by stephnfosterkane: zip...beep... stephnfosterkane: ka-ching! Bambi: also night to Klok, RotoDave and JL/Clem :-) stephnfosterkane: we can HERE you... ah,clem: Bambi will fix it Bambi: bambi? Bambi: I just switched it over...Gary's there ah,clem: LOL Rotonoto: nite bam, thanks! Bambi: he's got it
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Bambi :) stephnfosterkane: uh-oh, she's talking to herself... stephnfosterkane: best get away fast folks! Bambi: lol stephnfosterkane: OK, I'm going to stop ripping and start z-ing... ;-) Rotonoto: get your hands off me, I'm a newsman, I gotta find out- Reeebusssss! Bambi: heard that Klok stephnfosterkane: goodnight EVERYONE and it's been a BLAST, eh? Bambi: me too Bambi: oh, yeah stephnfosterkane: these people keep saying they're going away and then the next show, these voices come out of the stream... Bambi: lol stephnfosterkane: oh shoot, it's 2:30AM.... Bambi: nytol :-) stephnfosterkane: groan... ||||||||| Bambi leaves at 2:54 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." stephnfosterkane: bye stephnfosterkane: bye for real NOW ||||||||| 2:55 AM -- stephnfosterkane left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Rotonoto: (poof!) ||||||||| Rotonoto departs at 2:56 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ah,clem: night Cat ||||||||| It's 3:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| c. ease - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ah,clem - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Bightrethighrehighre: anybody wired/wireless/transmitting....? did everybody fall right over....? : Everyone is gone. It is late, after all.... Bightrethighrehighre: you're kidding....!!!! It's prime time in the stinkin' desert....!! c'mon, play ball, screw the HUN....!!!! ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience." ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Phil Austin ah,clem
AnchovyEyes
Bambi
BightreThighreHighre
Bob Hind
Bone-E-Boi®
Bone-E-Boi
Bone-E-Boi[tm]
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
c. ease
ceas
Clueless_Monkey
crafty
Dave the Space Man
Dave
Dexter Fong
doctecazoid
Don
Dr.Headphones
Elayne
enemy of the state
Johnny Piano
Jonathan
justanotherTweeny
LiliMaori-NOT
llanwydd
Merlyn
MoonMaid
Piano Redux
Rotonoto
Sacred Panel Yamamoto
stephnfosterkane
Woody One
