Weekly Firesign Chat Log

A Firesign Chat
04/08/2004

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 08, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 8:11 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Merlyn thinks the coughing is appropriate, given his cold
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Hal F. Alid in through the front door at 8:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: hey half...
Hal F. Alid: hiigh!
Merlyn: schtay hi!
Hal F. Alid: ok if I hang out a while?
Merlyn: You come over from majorityreportradio?
Merlyn: sure; the regulars will start showing up in about 15 minutes
Hal F. Alid: no, I don't remember, umm oh! skybird that's where!
Merlyn: ah, ok, the skybird guy usually logs in as "ah clem"
Merlyn: sometimes Phil Austin of Firesign Theatre logs in, too
Hal F. Alid: yup
Hal F. Alid: I come in as a new name most every week
Hal F. Alid: I usually use Warped or Danny
Merlyn: you must be in the market for phoney IDs, then
Hal F. Alid: ah clem will be here soon
Merlyn: there was a big phoney ID bust at the U of MN today
Hal F. Alid: only if they make me seem younger
Merlyn: that sounds like a new market - no more selling to college kids, sell to middle-aged people who want to feel 17 again
Hal F. Alid: new age middle-age crisis
Hal F. Alid: runs out to check his comb-over
Merlyn: we can give you your old hair back on your phoney ID
Merlyn: a chia ID
Merlyn: grow your own
Hal F. Alid: hey! perfect
Merlyn: but your hair has to be green
Hal F. Alid: it matches my green AMC pacer
Hal F. Alid: if you can see through the smoke
Hal F. Alid: rolling out of the windows
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 08, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Hal F. Alid: Thanks Danny
Merlyn: now we're legal
Merlyn: catherwood's first name is 'Danny'?
Hal F. Alid: check out nick danger
Hal F. Alid: when he was young
Merlyn: ah... must not remember that
||||||||| Dave sneaks in around 9:03 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: hey dave
Hal F. Alid: wave
Dave: hey guys
Dave: hey Brian you've been here awhile, new software testing or something? or just bored
||||||||| Outside, the 9:05 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving llanwydd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Merlyn: I posted a notice an hour earlier on mjaorityreportradio.com weblog
llanwydd: hi
Hal F. Alid: high ....cough cough
||||||||| Outside, the 9:06 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ah,clem: hi Merl, Warp, Dave
Merlyn: hey clem
llanwydd: I just bought "All Things Firesign" a few days ago. But I'll bet you guy bought it long ago.
Merlyn: idid
Dave: haven't bought it yet, isn't it an anthology? I don't have all the albums and hearing stuff out of context really throws things off
ah,clem: skybird still runing replay of linux weekly
ah,clem: will post topic when time comes
Hal F. Alid: cough cough.. hi ah,clem
Merlyn: ATF is a collection of the NPR bits
llanwydd: This is a collection of short radio skits. You don't have to hear them in context.
llanwydd: I like it a lot
||||||||| klokwkdog sneaks in around 9:11 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| KickingAssInSanDiego enters at 9:11 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dave: oh, thanks, I shoulda thought of that, yeah they were gonna do that weren't they awhile back
llanwydd: I split my sides when I heard that "early american theme restaurant" thing
Merlyn: hey KWD and KAiSD
ah,clem: hi Klock
KickingAssInSanDiego: How's it going people?
klokwkdog: 'lo all
KickingAssInSanDiego: I can't believe how much happier life's been since AAR came online!
ah,clem: we are alve, alive!!!
Merlyn: good KA; you come here from majorityreport?
klokwkdog: so, did Condi Rice kick ass today or what?
KickingAssInSanDiego: yeah. couldnt' believe how quickly people were posting and was just thinking "where's the live bitch-slapping happening?"
||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Condalizo Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
KickingAssInSanDiego: good job people
klokwkdog: LOL, Ash! Howdy!
Condalizo Fong: Evening
Dave: dexmaster!
KickingAssInSanDiego: I must SOOOO agree about our local paper here in SD.. never heard it better described...("Pentagon Handout")
Merlyn: hey fong
ah,clem: hi Dex
Condalizo Fong: Hi Dave, Clem, Ilan, Klok Merl and other's whose name has not clicked yet
llanwydd: I haven't been following Congolia Breckenridge or whatever her name is. What did she have to say?
KickingAssInSanDiego: How many of y'all actually get AAR on the radio?
Hal F. Alid: hi all!
klokwkdog: is she runnin' hard for the most incompetent civil servant award or what?
Condalizo Fong Raises hand proudly
Merlyn: I'm in MN, so I can hear Franken on some station for a month or so
klokwkdog: smoke and mirrors, from what i saw on the news, Ilan, smoke and mirrors
klokwkdog: blamed everybody but her dog
||||||||| Outside, the 9:15 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dr Headphones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
KickingAssInSanDiego: I can pick up the Inland Empire (LA county) feed when I'm up near work (during the day at least)... but listening to the stream nearly constantly
Hal F. Alid: breaks out in song: Iggy Pop-Sandy
Condalizo Fong: He Kend^
Dr Headphones: hello, dear friends
Dr Headphones: especially condi :)
Dave: phones is a phony!
Hal F. Alid: oops Candy
Merlyn: I think everyone here can listen to streams; it's only 16k
Condalizo Fong: It's Conda Ken, masculine form, dontcha know?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and c ease steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
c ease: hey
Merlyn: KA, we're trying to get AAR to hire Firesign Theatre
Condalizo Fong: Hiya c at
Hal F. Alid: Ihope her mascaline side was shown today
Dr Headphones: yes, dave, i'm a phony. i'm a fig newton of your imagination
Merlyn: hey c at
klokwkdog is sadly unable to express in Italiano
llanwydd: I have trouble with some streams. I've got webtv
Merlyn: her mescaline side?
c ease: you say candy and i say condi, why dont we call the whole thing off
Hal F. Alid: yeah mescaline
KickingAssInSanDiego: At work we get this gnarly echo with the AAR streams all slightly out of synch... kinda pscychadelic(sp?)
llanwydd: hi c
klokwkdog: can you take something for it?
klokwkdog: can't you get 1190AM in NYC, Ilan?
Hal F. Alid: I knew NAFTA was good for something
c ease: a pock a pie?
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:18 PM, dragging Condescending Wheatina by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
||||||||| Outside, the 9:18 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Lili Lamont coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Condescending Wheatina: Howdy All
Condalizo Fong: Klok: a real strong signal
Merlyn: I was in San Diego last week, I could barely get the LA station
Merlyn: hey, descending wheat
Condalizo Fong: Oi
klokwkdog: hey, Cat, Lili, CW
Dr Headphones: i haven't tried AM radio, chicago would be my nearest one, and i think i'm too far away to get it in daytime. at night, i'm sure i could if i went outside away from the electromagnetic pollution inside the house with all these 'puters running
llanwydd: Maybe at night. I'm about 300 miles north of NYC
c ease: japanese tourists getting tortured in faluja
Dr Headphones: hi, wheat and lili
klokwkdog: hell's bells, Dex, you're at Ground Zero
Condescending Wheatina: Hey Meryl
Condalizo Fong: Hi Lili
c ease: the folks i met when there in nov were very angry about j.soldiers going there
Condalizo Fong: Klok: Sorry, 1190 not a real strong signal
klokwkdog: oh. they have to water down a lot of AM radio after the sun goes down, Mr. Skip and all that
c ease: samw with spain, italy when were there
c ease: fuck the who?
Lili Lamont: Hi, guys. I take it the topic du jour was that marvelous bit o' theater this morning starring Condi and the wonderful progress we are making in winning the hearts and minds of our Iraqi brothers and sisters.
Dr Headphones: klok: haven't investigated whether that's a "clear channel" or not (in the old sense of the word, not corporate gobbler version)
Condalizo Fong: Yes!
KickingAssInSanDiego: check this out: http://www.allhatnocattle.net/4-8-04_condi_rice_tap_dancing.htm
c ease: lili?
c ease: all love to you
Hal F. Alid: is C-SPAN replaying it?
klokwkdog: from what Dex sez, it's an also-ran in the open channel dept.
Condescending Wheatina: We're ready for thr BIG shot!!
klokwkdog: or do you mean in the Scientology sense...;-)
ah,clem: ..
Dr Headphones: bah humbug on dianetics!
Lili Lamont: Hi, Cat. So good to see you here. I'm waiting for doc to show up, as usual.
c ease: scientology makes sense?
||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:21 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| 9:21 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Merlyn: good stuff, KA; I like the picture of Bush made out of fallen soldiers
klokwkdog: gave me a whole new perspective on Cohen's "Famous Blue Raincoat", that
c ease: fuck doc. well, you will anyway
Condalizo Fong: Hiya Elayne
||||||||| Outside, the 9:22 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Condelayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Merlyn: zooom!
c ease: hi el
Condescending Wheatina: Waiting on the Dock of the Bay
Condelayne: Evenin' all! I see there's a theme tonight.
llanwydd: I didn't hear Condi but who would believe the Iraqis are happy?
Dr Headphones: this is looking like that old quiz show with the real one and two imposters
c ease: klok, cohen has no voice
Condalizo Fong: Ilan: Of course they're happy...they're killing people
ah,clem: hi LL Lili, Cat and all I did not properly greet.
Lili Lamont: Yeah, that threat to the 3 Japanese is beyond heinous, but considering all the unbelievably stupid remarks made by our national teenager, not surprising. Bring it on, indeed. What a flaming asshole. Doc and I have been ranting for days.
Merlyn: no, we're ALL imposters here
klokwkdog: endlich FST!
Hal F. Alid: Condi is an ET?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:23 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bambi coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
c ease: i am so anrgry at your country, it is hard to breathe
Bambi: hello everyone
Condalizo Fong: and spell too
Hal F. Alid: hi Bambi
Condescending Wheatina: I'm not an imposter and I'll testify to that!
Bambi: lots of folks here already
Condescending Wheatina: Hey Bam
Condelayne: Hey Dex, I tried to e-mail you an invitation to our party next Saturday (April 17) but it bounced back to both the e-addresses I had for you.
Dr Headphones: hi, bambi
klokwkdog: if you don't like us so much, put your money where your mouth is -- stop buying our debt. That'll show us!
KickingAssInSanDiego: btw.. for all you that didn't catch it earlier today, CSPAN's site has a streaming video of Condi's BS.
Lili Lamont: Shit, cease, I told doc that if those fuckers engineer another 4 years, I'm moving in with Eleni in Hamilton.
Bambi: hello Hal
llanwydd: The bombing of the mosque didn't help anything
Dr Headphones: wheat: under oath? don't do it under water without a snorkel ;)
Hal F. Alid: passes the new kid the other half of the lid
Condalizo Fong: E: I'll send you my new Email addy
Condelayne: I think we're well overdue for a party, NYC-area Firesign fans. What do you say?
Bambi: hi CWheatina
Condelayne: Doc, Lili?
Condescending Wheatina: I have two feet, hands and faces and I intend to use both!
Lili Lamont: Yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm sure doc is, too.
c ease: i love many americans, and the terrain rocks,
KickingAssInSanDiego: wouldn't it have been great if Clinton publically testified before the commission?
klokwkdog: Lili, if they get another 4 more years, most of us may have to flee to .ca!
Hal F. Alid: mosque? armory is more like it
c ease: but the govt is really scary
Condelayne: Saturday the 17th. Pizza and packing and lots of free goodies! Have Doc bring the van.
ah,clem: you are fading Dave
Bambi: ok, will have to put the names to the titles here... Elayne which one are you ? ;)
Condelayne: We want to give our old videotape storage units a good home.
c ease: yeah, go baby sit for a few decades. come visit us too
Condelayne: Bambi, we're in da Bronx.
c ease: hi ah, bambi
Condescending Wheatina: Hold your hand up so we can see you...
Lili Lamont: Doc's not here yet, Condelayne. He called a few minutes ago and has to run a quick errand. When he arrives, he'll take over and I'll start cooking another sumptuous meal. Can't understand why that man isn't sick of my cooking yet.
Bambi: hi Cat
Condelayne: Bambi, my name is in my handle. I never stray far from my real name. :)
c ease: how is your radio show?
klokwkdog: ...and tonight, more about how Sadr's 2000 followers are the only ones in Iraq who are upset at the US
Bambi: nice to see some names are familiar ;)
Bambi: Hi Elayne
c ease: no one believes my name is actually cat so i never fail to shove it in their excuse for faces
Lili Lamont: Doc had to replace the van. It finally died an ignominious death and he now has an Altima.
Condelayne: 'K, Lili, get back to me to see if y'all can show next Saturday. We could really use some help getting rid of all the furniture we can't take with us in the move.
Condescending Wheatina: Names have been changed to protect the guilty
klokwkdog: Lili - from a single guy perspective, anytime a chick cooks something halfway decent, it's a BFD! I hate cooking!
Dr Headphones: altima is the ultimate?
Hal F. Alid: don't call me Friday!
ah,clem: ambiguoius, Cat whose radio show?
Bambi: ah, good move
Lili Lamont: Wait a minute, C-Elayne. Where are you moving?
c ease: thursday evening?
KickingAssInSanDiego: Just thinking... (listening to the show)...isn't it frigging hilarious that NASCAR is popular in the US?
c ease: you, ah.
KickingAssInSanDiego: let's waste tons of gas driving in circles
Bambi: OK, Warp
klokwkdog: I'd love to help, E, but would have to bring a slightly vicious 100 lb. dog...
Merlyn: what other grains are left to question? Wil Wheaton? Artie Choke?
c ease: isnt your fireplay a radio thing, as it wre?
Hal F. Alid: lol
ah,clem: runnin now, fst on skybird,
Merlyn: hey, Phil Austin is a huge NASCAR fan, believe it or not
Lili Lamont: No shit, M? The things we learn.
c ease: no shit
Merlyn: maybe there should be a wind-up version of NASCAR
klokwkdog: Didn't you hear, Lili? The whole population of the East Coast is being outsourced to Bangalore. The government is going to sell that part of the US to China
ah,clem: is replay, main air time sat at 9, replay sun, and now thurs.
Dr Headphones: hard to believe, but diff'rent storks and all that, i guess
Lili Lamont: However, I would be shocked if he went for W's trying to seduce the Nascar dad vote.
Condescending Wheatina: Drivers going rond'n'round and don't ask for directions....
ah,clem: see title
ah,clem: see title
Merlyn: no Danger there, lili
klokwkdog: Yeah, all NASCAR stuff should be Figure-8 racing!
Condalizo Fong: 'ere's an echo in here
Dr Headphones: c:\title
Lili Lamont: Klok: Dammit, I had the chance to go to Mumbai (aka Bombay) and I turned it down. To many fucking shots.
ah,clem: ohh an echo
Dr Headphones: klok: it depends on where you're sitting. to some it's infinity
klokwkdog: Darn, they've reduced it to a shot now? And I laughed at Barbarella...
ah,clem: I did not do that, is merlin playing around again?
KickingAssInSanDiego: hahaaa
llanwydd: I'd love to visit india. I'd take 5 shots at least
||||||||| Catherwood enters with SkyBirdRadio close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:30 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
klokwkdog: well, I've been noticing that lately, there just haven't been enough wrecks, Ken. Figure 8s help lots in that department
SkyBirdRadio: BONK!
Merlyn: no clem, sometimes the 'send' bounces and two lines come out; I should fix that
c ease: eh
Dr Headphones: llan: as would i, provided they were .22 or less in caliber ;)
ah,clem: uh oh
Hal F. Alid: I listen at http://216.234.115.10:8000/
Dr Headphones: hy sky
Lili Lamont: Hep A, hep B, tetanus, typhoid, polio booster, probably cholera, a long regimen of malaria meds... The list goes on.
Condescending Wheatina: Hey Bird of the Sky
klokwkdog: depends on who I get to shoot
llanwydd: lol
SkyBirdRadio: Hi fones
Bambi: hi Gary
ah,clem: the boss is here. Duck
||||||||| 9:31 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Condalizo Fong: If you need Hep, here I am
SkyBirdRadio: hey BAM
Dr Headphones: aflac
Bambi: lol
klokwkdog: lol
Hal F. Alid: Greetings oh great soaring one
c ease: i love to hear you laugh, bambi
Bambi: Glad you made it Gary
Dr Headphones: sky: in my other life i'm actually ken
klokwkdog: evening bambi, nice FST
Hal F. Alid: <--- Warpo
SkyBirdRadio: first time, be gentile.
llanwydd: we're all lol arent' we
Bambi smiles at Cat
Dr Headphones: i missed the turn at the goyim cutoff
SkyBirdRadio: My Momma called me Gary, but I never liked it.
SkyBirdRadio: too geeky
llanwydd: if only we had sound
klokwkdog: we gotta all be gentiles now? this is sooo confusing
Bambi: hey Klok .. yes, ah,clem chose some fun ones
SkyBirdRadio: /me thinks that name is too geeky
klokwkdog: "The hills are alive..."
SkyBirdRadio: oh
Bambi: OK, GaryB
SkyBirdRadio: nevver mned.
Bambi: or should we say GB
SkyBirdRadio: BOSCO HERN
||||||||| At 9:33 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dave!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
c ease: i am conflicted with love for y'all and hatred at a, shall we say, inertia, at not mobilzing the talend we all hafve to do something postiivte, cresate, helpful.
SkyBirdRadio: My college buddies stillcall me "The Jeeb"
c ease: hi dave
Bambi: instead of /me you use just a : here
Merlyn: all three?
klokwkdog must unfortunately tend to some local house matters a few min.
Condalizo Fong: SBR: for comments like that, just type a full colon, then the msge
Hal F. Alid: we': laughs
Merlyn: no cat, "dave's not here"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:34 PM, dragging TheRealElayne by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
c ease: teach these fuckers to read braile for fucksake, at least spiritually
Hal F. Alid: doh
klokwkdog: thanks, been meaning to get that full colonic...
SkyBirdRadio says but that is too weird!
TheRealElayne: Major, major problems staying connected tonight, sorry folks.
ah,clem: hi Garyso how was the bulb quest, Mr. Sky?
Lili Lamont: Do not go gentile into that good night. Rage, rage, before the dying of the light.
Condescending Wheatina: A true Elayne....?
llanwydd: what do you suggest cat?
c ease: hi hal
Hal F. Alid howls insanely
Bambi: There's the RealElyane :)
TheRealElayne: I've had to close just about all my other windows.
SkyBirdRadio: I gut bulbs
Merlyn: I'll kill off the pretenders
Dr Headphones: full colon is about 5 feet long, and is full of shit. be careful when using those here
SkyBirdRadio: I got floor lamps
c ease: dylan? he dead now
TheRealElayne: Thanks Merlyn.
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Condelayne at 9:34 PM
ah,clem: good
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Elayne at 9:34 PM
Bambi: hi llanwydd
SkyBirdRadio: Theys all getting reept
ah,clem: rry wou missed primier of new show, hope you heard some of it.
Bambi: good advice there Ken
Dr Headphones: ye shall reap what ye sow
llanwydd: hi bambi. How's things
SkyBirdRadio: Heard it start, then had to leaf
TheRealElayne: Oh no, not again. The screen's gone blank once more.
c ease: dont beat the reaper
||||||||| Elayne enters at 9:36 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Elayne: Okay, obviously the Chatroom doesn't like me tonight, so I'm leaving
c ease: she be beat up enough as is
Bambi: doing well llanwydd and you ?
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off TheRealElayne at 9:36 PM
Bambi: no, don't leave!
c ease: is do c oming, lili?
SkyBirdRadio: eeeek
Elayne: Party at our place, Sat4urday 4/17, starting 2 PM, lots of pizza, e-mail me to RSVP (elayneriggs@yahoo.com)
Condescending Wheatina: another clone of Elayne.....
ah,clem: well could re-que at 12, no one listens at that hour, Mr.Sky.
c ease: i don t mean that in a literal sense
Elayne: Bambi, I don't want to leave, but the Chatroom window keeps crashing on me tonight.
Lili Lamont: As a matter of fact, cease, he just walked in. I will now cede the keyboard to his nimble fingers, such as they are.
SkyBirdRadio: How about right after the show, I will be going to sleep early
c ease: does it have its own pillow>
Elayne: Oh, and the party is a "working" one, we'll need folks to move furniture and take lots of free stuff off our hands (including free art from Robin).
Bambi: I hear ya Elayne that's a drag
Bambi: do you have another browser you can use?
ah,clem: well, we can do that too, Mr.S.
Dr Headphones: free rodin? damn, i'll drive over for that :)
Elayne: Whereabouts are you again, Dr H?
llanwydd: Where do you live, E? And where are you moving to?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:38 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Condalizo Fong: ...
Dr Headphones: mitchigan
c ease: wish i could be there for you, el
Elayne: No, I only have the one browser program (Explorer).
Condalizo Fong: Hiya Doc
doctec: cough cough
Dr Headphones: howdy, tom
Elayne: Me too, Cat.
Bambi: hi doc
Elayne: Heh, I think it's a bit far for you, Dr. H. :)
ah,clem: he is in his headphones.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 9:39 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
SkyBirdRadio: yo doc
Elayne: Hey Tom! Lili says y'all can come to our party on the 17th.
Condalizo Fong: Golly, Mudhead
Condescending Wheatina: Howdy doody doc
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Mudhead: Hello Dear Friends
doctec: she's wrong e - i'm booked that weekend
Hal F. Alid moves through the fog. wow nice crowd!
Elayne: Dang. :(
doctec: unfortunately
SkyBirdRadio: Mudhead but wheres that other guy
doctec: she spoke out of turn
ah,clem: wow, Hi mudhaed!
Mudhead: Hi ah clem
Dr Headphones: well, elayne, for rodin, i will. oops, read it again, that's robin with a B not D
Elayne: I can't believe I've struck out with Firesign friends AND blog friends AND comics friends... looks like we'll be doing all of it ourselves now. :(
Dr Headphones: hi muddy
ah,clem: ... ead
Mudhead: dont u mean Bambi?
Bambi: those hairpin turns 'll get ya
doctec: didn't get your email re the move party until today - i booked next weekend two weeks ago
Mudhead: Hiya doc
Elayne: I didn't realize I had to book a party so far in advance. :)
doctec: can only spread myself so far - it's a drag i can't be in two places at once - for reasons that should be immediately obvious
Mudhead: Im gonna brb
Dr Headphones: doc, that's good on timing. i got email just last week dated january (checked headers, was legit)
||||||||| Mudhead leaves at 9:41 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Condalizo Fong: Elayne: THis is probably not the target demographic group for such things a schlepping furniture etc. =)
doctec: e: given my daily schedule, there's no other way
Bambi: yeah, only Nick Danger has that uncanny ability
||||||||| Catherwood leads Mudhead inside, makes a note of the time (9:42 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
c ease: hey mud
c ease: what the fud?
Condalizo Fong: WB, Golly
Dr Headphones: mud: wipe your feet, please, you're getting the carpet dirty
Elayne: So you're a no-show as well, Dex? :(
SkyBirdRadio: egad
Condescending Wheatina: Hey Head
Condalizo Fong: DOn't know for sure yet E
Mudhead: I'll juss wrap em up in this cellophane
Elayne: 'Kay, let me know.
c ease: fong head, is your countyr not fucked or what? whart am i missing?
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Condalizo Fong: SOn and daughter in law may be coming up that weekend
Dr Headphones: which "head" you talking to? ;)
Merlyn: hey clem (and anyone else); the "echo" with saying things twice accidentally should be fixed now
Mudhead: I cant get my lines correct
Elayne sighs.
SkyBirdRadio: clem?
Condalizo Fong: Cat: Of course it is, but we're hoping it's a temporary thing
Bambi: that's great Merlyn
ah,clem: use a mirror, Mud.
c ease: size 12?
Condescending Wheatina: C ease, you're missing Vietraq, all over again!
doctec: e: any way you can postpone a week?
Hal F. Alid need a sharper mirror
Condalizo Fong: Thanks Merl
ah,clem: yes, Mr. Sky?
Condalizo Fong: Thanks Merl
Merlyn: I claim this stinking desert in the name of New Spain
||||||||| Mudhead rushes off, saying "9:44 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Elayne: Let me ask Robin.
||||||||| Mudhead sneaks in around 9:44 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Elayne: If we postpone it to the 24th, Tom, can you definitely make it?
Dr Headphones: merl: is that the new SOCIALIST spain?
Bambi: you know ah,clem SB, he's my better half :)
Condescending Wheatina: What about the D.C city dump??
doctec: btw skybirdradio: thanks for playing tv or not tv, haven't heard in a while, feed sounds good out of lili's cerwin vegas
c ease: yeah and you're much oldervainan gorged than i, but as you must realize, the closer you get to death and the further you get from seeing a betterment, the more depressed you would be
SkyBirdRadio: im only reading it!
Hal F. Alid: better is a relative term
c ease: hi doc
doctec: do not go gentle into that good night!
c ease: i gotaa find some cubes
doctec: hi cat - i'm gonna age with as much piss and vinegar as i can muster
Mudhead: Im rollin'
Merlyn: rove, rove against the dying of the right
Dr Headphones: i used to have cerwin vegas, but traded for cerwin pintos
Mudhead: try these...oh craps
Condalizo Fong wonders if Cat is getting butched up
doctec: attitude is everything - that and a good pension plan
Condalizo Fong: Pension, that blessed word
c ease: is it your birthsayt?
c ease: are we all listening to janeane?
Elayne: So Tom, if we change it to the 24th, are you and Lili a definite or a maybe?
Mudhead: We take drugs pretty seriouswly in MY family too
Bambi: btw: Hi Dex
doctec: cat - listening to miss information at the moment]
SkyBirdRadio: jlbam bad news from dana
Elayne was listening to Air America but thinks that's what kept crashing this window...
Condalizo Fong: Hi Bambi
Merlyn: could be elayne
c ease: i hope bambi is high
Hal F. Alid: I avoid drugs like water
SkyBirdRadio: Shes coming down now
Bambi: yes, I heard that GaryB
c ease: el, so wuddya think? ya wanna do a spot for randi?
Dr Headphones: you mean...dihydrogen oxide? that killer of many!
ah,clem: well she is upstairs, Cat hope that will do.
||||||||| Catherwood leads king inside, makes a note of the time (9:48 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Mudhead: Im melting, melting
llanwydd: water is a drug?
Elayne: Cat, I have no problem with it, but can't it wait until after I move????
Elayne: I'm rather preoccupied now!
Dr Headphones: hey king
Hal F. Alid: water is addictive
king: yes
c ease: bambi, everyone else. hey kids, why dont we put on a play? quoth mickey rooney, circa 1940 or so
Condalizo Fong: King Fish?..Snake?...Leer?...
SkyBirdRadio: Our water here is not only a drug, but a life form.
king: how
Condescending Wheatina: Ahh the neighbor of ding...
Dr Headphones: i hardly ever drink water unless it's tainted with the roasted brown berries from colombia
king: ha
c ease: yes el, i want you to move to a better area and bathe in its beauty
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| KickingAssInSanDiego - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: a good addiction in my opinion
Mudhead: I dont touch it, fish f*ck in it ya know
Elayne: Thanks Cat. So what do you say Tom - definite "yes" to a party on the 24th?
Condescending Wheatina: IS that after they change the water to....?
Bambi: hmmm, OK, I'll be Betty Boop...my favorite character of the Era ... Boop, boop e doop!
c ease: juan valdez? you lost your boat, man
Hal F. Alid: I like it mixed with CO2 and Coka leaves
Hal F. Alid: ermmm
doctec: re air america spots: i see cat as the writer, you all do voices & get into my hands (i have an anonymous ftp server perfect for dumping your recorded bits), i'll get them and do the production
Mudhead: thatsa jumpin jennie
doctec: i think that would put us in roles that all play to our strengths
Dr Headphones: i wish i had good audio input. alas, cheap mike and room noise doth not good recording make
c ease: i have ideas. dont we all?
doctec: unless anyone has a better idea... :)
c ease: and hey, this software is ubiqitous
Condalizo Fong Prepares to redact a new drink
Dr Headphones: ford has a better idea
Mudhead: had Doc had
doctec: cat, you're the most prolific of all of us in terms of writing for the audio medium
c ease: where is dave?
llanwydd: anyone ever heard of a dr. batmangelidj? Real name I swear. I heard him on the art bell show once. He says a gallon of water a day will cure just about any illness
doctec: so you're in the best position to be the idea guy
ah,clem: that's 'de boop, Bam
Hal F. Alid: Dr. some good noise cancelers out there
Condescending Wheatina: Dave's not here!
Dr Headphones: dave is on AIM chatting with me, he's still alive and kicking
c ease: ok, folks, we have all listend to firesign. so what have we learned? enough to help gw bush take a permanent vacation? i say this as an alien
Hal F. Alid: and screaming
doctec: dr. h and all: don't worry about room noise, just make sure you record at least 5 seconds of just the 'silence' (room noise) and give me 'silence' as a separate file along with your voice work
Dr Headphones: warp: you're talking money there, i'm afraid.
SkyBirdRadio: but a cute alien!
doctec: i have tools i can use to 'de-noise' your voice using the 5-second recording of just the room noise
Mudhead: whatcha doin doctec?
Bambi: thanks clem :)
Hal F. Alid: C: and loase 15% of your income...
Dr Headphones: doc: i think i could do that. file 2 minus file 1 equals good sound?
c ease: ive been listening to air america all; day since it came on and it is need of ourk or somebody's hourmour,, eh?
Hal F. Alid: Dr. 5 or 10 knowcks?
Condescending Wheatina: Never let those aliens get past our firesoian border!
SkyBirdRadio: I can't listen to anything that uses windows.
doctec: mudhead: my life is currently divided among these areas - day job (perl ecommerce programmning), hangin' with lili, recording electronic music and shooting billiards
SkyBirdRadio: me only use SHARP stick. ME use Linux
Mudhead: I do windows
Bambi: ah, gee, and I thought we were gonna just do that here.
Dr Headphones: gary: how about doors?
Condescending Wheatina: Break the Window, it's cooler that way.
SkyBirdRadio: Air america only do wma
SkyBirdRadio: I have a nice big rock for mister gates.
Dr Headphones: air america does realaudio also, and i think there's linux version of that, gary
doctec: youth wants in now!!!!!
Mudhead: uh wtf is Air America?
c ease: sky, they need us
Hal F. Alid: get real folks... use OS/2.... break out to the other side
llanwydd: I haven't heard it yet but I simply don't like Al Franken. I loved his book about Rush Limbaugh but beside that I think he's full of himself
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:56 PM and late as usual, it's karrie, just back from Billville."
SkyBirdRadio: half OS system. OS over two
doctec: hal: is ibm keeping up with os/2 updates & enhancements? i thought it had ossified a while ago
Dr Headphones: hi karrie
Condalizo Fong: Hi karrie
SkyBirdRadio: Talk show hosts. Egotistical idiots. I shuld know.
karrie: hi!
c ease: i have never heard hanniyt, rush, oriley or whomever. i ive in a better world, bu t i pity you
doctec: lland: he's full of himself, but in a self-deprecating fashion
Hal F. Alid: if you don't watch. you don't get it...
Merlyn: mudhead, check out www.airamericaradio.com
SkyBirdRadio: its a TRICK!
c ease: cant spell tho
Hal F. Alid: best fucking TCP stack in the industry
c ease: hi karrie
c ease: you hookin, sky?
Mudhead: lol
doctec: i thought it was http://www.airamericaradio.com
karrie: during the day, if you don't have real player, you can go to www.wlib.com and listen through their website without it.
Condalizo Fong: The TCP has been stacked up?
doctec: i guess it is :)
Dr Headphones: if it's not a trick, it might be a treat
karrie: i dunno if they stop broadcasting it at night.
doctec: that hun, what a beaut
karrie: but i know it works right now!
c ease: hi kend
ah,clem: ok, Sky guess warp would not say that and not duck.
c ease: no, its a mound
Hal F. Alid: pardon me language
Dr Headphones: hal: as long as you don't start in arabic, we'll allow it
Mudhead: a great mound
c ease: you have language?
c ease: women are from venus, etc
doctec: language is a virus from outer space
Hal F. Alid: mmmm women....
c ease: why justr unicorns, why not unipeas?
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| king - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dr Headphones: show on discovery channel about birth of language last week, fairly interesting
c ease: bye, el
doctec: i just love those self-referential documentaries
Condalizo Fong: Doc: The ones about you?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: The best we can do in portable language characters is Fünn¥ Çhâráctërs
SkyBirdRadio: bonk
Mudhead: birth control patches these days
SkyBirdRadio: EEEEK A SPAMMER!
Bambi: funny characters lol
SkyBirdRadio: Hey I just won my ebay auction, it says so right here in my email.
doctec: fongster: no, no, no! documentaries that use language to explore the origins of language
SkyBirdRadio: And I don't even use ebay
Dr Headphones: anyone here into numbers? scientific american insert this month, join their book club (3 books at full price in 2 years) and get 6 books: 0, i, e, pi, phi, and infinity, for $5.99
doctec: dr. h: lol
SkyBirdRadio: Life s not easy for those of us who refuse to use any form of credit.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dee N. Aye in through the front door at 10:02 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Condescending Wheatina: Characters type characters...?...hmmm
SkyBirdRadio: debt free, it is not just a choice, it is the law (ere)
Merlyn: that's not even a real number
c ease: the devil gives discounts
llanwydd: webtv just kicked me offline! How do I deserve that?
Mudhead: im doin a number
Merlyn: douglas N adams?
Condescending Wheatina: Devil, gimme two!
Condalizo Fong: A Recombinant Guest
doctec: the devil is discounting everyone to make this sale
Dee N. Aye: hitch hike 42 27 hike
Dr Headphones: gary: i don't use credit, but do have debit card that uses my check account. works great for me, i never have an "overlimit" charge that way :)
Mudhead: theyre linin up
Dr Headphones: hi, dee
doctec: let's lay in some tracks!
c ease: con da leez, a leez a little journey
Condalizo Fong: and let the express roll over us
Mudhead: whats that rumblin
doctec: hikee - just slew it
Hal F. Alid leads the way to the armored mosques
c ease: doc, you wann a do this?
doctec: i'm all numb
Condalizo Fong: Im a little vague
SkyBirdRadio: jl don't point that bot at the sun!
Dr Headphones: i think we should change all mosques into mosquitoes
Dee N. Aye: Hi Dr. H. Phone
Dr Headphones: then let dubya "swat" them
doctec: hey sbr: love the skybird bumper!!!!
c ease: rest of y'all, dont you think we can do this?
Mudhead: Im a little teapot
SkyBirdRadio: Its techy radio!
doctec: oh wow - a dear friends ep - the alka seltzer barn dance!!!!!!
Dee N. Aye: I'm a lill' pea top
SkyBirdRadio: Thank you marlaina
doctec: i love this one
Condalizo Fong: Cat: I'm up for a try at it
c ease: i dont know who school boy is of this group, but his/her pessimism about this really annoys me
Hal F. Alid: Finally !! the mezcal has arrived
Mudhead: woohoo
Dee N. Aye: You mater fornicators be needin' a lill' religion � http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thequestfortheholeytail/
SkyBirdRadio: Ah my favorite diet pill.
c ease: ok dex, doc, whomever the rest of y'all want to do this, wuddya thinlk?
ah,clem: ...
c ease: ah, bambi, etc
Dr Headphones: sexy witches in high heels? gimme two :)
Mudhead: about whut?
Dee N. Aye: Diet Smith's 2 way wrist radio
ah,clem: anti fade technique
Mudhead: whut?
SkyBirdRadio: i got mine
Condalizo Fong: Cat: I'm up for it
c ease: what odd oads
Dee N. Aye: Two heels or women or women heels
Dr Headphones: and i AM an ordained minister of the ULC, too
llanwydd: do what, cat? I missed what you said, I think
ah,clem: I misses the question cat
c ease: ok, dex, lets write some spots. run spot, run
Dee N. Aye: Cool, Doc.
Condalizo Fong: Cat: I'm game
Condescending Wheatina: Time wounds all heels!
Dee N. Aye: I'm a Dr, too.
c ease: do spots for air america, folks.
Dr Headphones: since about 1980. i got mine when you had to pay for it. free on the net now. harumph......
SkyBirdRadio: doctor as in "Piled High and Deep"?
ah,clem: yea, we can do that,
c ease: one minute or better yet 30 spots, doing theri shtiaue only by us, not their lame ass shit
Mudhead: 30 ok cat
ah,clem: the last airline you will ever ride....
llanwydd: I love to write but I haven't even heard Air America yet
c ease: cant spell, but can conseptualize
Merlyn: plug spots?
Dee N. Aye: To Air is Human - to Air Americia isssssss
Condalizo Fong: Hmm
doctec: you give us twenty minutes, we'll do the audio assembly
c ease: well fuckin listen to it lllllll
Dee N. Aye: to air is biological, really
Bambi: hey I am fading
Condescending Wheatina: My dog'll do a spot on a radio, if it's low enough under his raised leg.
Dr Headphones: what sort of doctor, dee? i'm a doctor of something or another, lost the diploma and the college "moved" to mexico or tuva or somewhere offshore, just ahead of the feds
ah,clem: zip beep...
||||||||| Condalizo Fong rushes off, saying "10:10 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Merlyn: do an ad only dogs can hear
Hal F. Alid: that guy is still doing comedy
Mudhead: lol
Dee N. Aye: D.
c ease: ok folk,s here is what i did in 1966, same time as bergboy did radio free shit, eh>?
||||||||| Outside, the 10:10 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dee N. Aye: D.D. with the ULC
Dexter Fong: Put on SkyBird and chat page froze
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Happy Hamburger Yamamoto into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:10 PM, then departs.
Bambi: wb Dex
Dee N. Aye: Go ahead, ask me a religon question, i dare you.
SkyBirdRadio: I am the leader of the "First Church of Heavenly Reception"
Dr Headphones: ah, i'm only a lowly reverend. when i joined, rev was $5, i didn't spring for the $25 to be a bishop
Dee N. Aye: $40 bucks
Bambi: hi Yammy
Merlyn: hey yammo, fong (again)
doctec: must be the marsh gas dex
c ease: i went to a local radio station and gave em some spots i made with friends on the electrion. nopt paid for, just by us. we didt get played but we did get noticed
Happy Hamburger Yamamoto: oi
c ease: hi yammy
Dee N. Aye: No Static, not my kind of site
Merlyn: "why does the porridge bird lays it egg in my hair?"
Condescending Wheatina: Howdy Yam
llanwydd: hey yam
SkyBirdRadio: mister moto
ah,clem: a local computer prob Dex, not the way it normall works.
Dee N. Aye: religion wise, that is
Happy Hamburger Yamamoto: oi all
Hal F. Alid: I need hum with the audio
Dr Headphones: hey yam
Dexter Fong: Hey Yam
SkyBirdRadio: We have many hum
Happy Hamburger Yamamoto: more oi
Dexter Fong: Clem: I'm sure
Hal F. Alid: hums like a moire
Dee N. Aye: he yam what he yam - (special thanks to Popeye)
ah,clem: listening and chatting here, not a problem
Happy Hamburger Yamamoto: This pig OI beer runs thru ya like a hot car....
SkyBirdRadio: I want the whole crow.
Dr Headphones: too many religion questions to know where to begin. i generally avoid religion, stick to spirituality
Mudhead: not just the leg?
llanwydd: I can't get Air America where I am but I'm going to check the internet
Dee N. Aye: the entire c row, my!
ah,clem: in other words "I did'nt do it" Dex
Bambi: no problem here either ;)
Dee N. Aye: Well, if it's drug you want.
Dexter Fong: Understand Clem =)
doctec: sbr: sent you private msg
SkyBirdRadio: I believe in believing. I am big on that. And twice as big on friday.
Dee N. Aye: 90% spirits
ah,clem :)
Dr Headphones: and 10% water? sounds pretty strong to me!
Merlyn: that's 180 proof
Dr Headphones: prove it!
ah,clem: yea, scary
Mudhead: hair of the hare
Dee N. Aye: 5% h2o � � 5% crab
Hal F. Alid: 190 proof is for machine use only
Happy Hamburger Yamamoto: I'm relgiously Irreligious
Dee N. Aye: Is the glass half empty � or � half full
Hal F. Alid: luck machines
Dexter Fong: I'm a sex machine, gimme my 190 proof
Merlyn: let's break the president
Condescending Wheatina: The glass is too big for the job!
Dee N. Aye: Why, the glass is 100% full, one half with water, one half with air.
Mudhead: yeah, Crawford Coffins
ah,clem: 9*2=180, 10% water leaves 180 proof, if and only if there are no keytones, but there will be.
||||||||| 10:16 PM: Kahlid Yamamoto jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dr Headphones: speaking of spirits, made a bourbon/soy/worchestershire marinade recently, steaks overnight, then grilled. mmmmm, makes me drool just remembering the flavor :)
Dee N. Aye: 100% full of sound energy.
Dexter Fong: Keytone? gimme a bouncy C
Condescending Wheatina: Yammies everywhere...?
Kahlid Yamamoto: Bloody thing froze up on me
Dee N. Aye: 100% full of gravity.
Hal F. Alid: nice Dr. H
Dee N. Aye: 100% full of light energy.
Dexter Fong: Kend^ Did you drink the leftover marinade?
Dee N. Aye: 100% full of it.
Dr Headphones: dex: nope, poured it down drain. all that soy is too salty to drink
Dr Headphones: i'm full of it also ;)
Mudhead: Crawford Coffins today announced a major expansion here in Texas to build all the coffins for the government.
Condescending Wheatina: Full of empty..?
Dexter Fong: Ken: Think of the money youd save on peanuts though
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain inside, makes a note of the time (10:17 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Hal F. Alid: did someone say collins? I'll have one...
Dexter Fong: Hiya Bubba
Kahlid Yamamoto: oi
Condescending Wheatina: Hiya Bub!
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Hey all
Mudhead: Next week theyre moving the sales dept offshore
Kahlid Yamamoto: Tom?
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Hey dex
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Hey CW
Dr Headphones: dex: i never pee on my nuts ;)
Dr Headphones: hi bub
Kahlid Yamamoto: Indian Coffins?
doctec: just call me tom mix
Condescending Wheatina: brb
Dexter Fong: Ken: TMI
Kahlid Yamamoto: How about Trail mix?
doctec: dj mixmaster
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Forgot Chat was an hour earlier for me (because Indiana's backwards).
Mudhead: ever wonder WHY they won't let us see the coffins comin back?
Dr Headphones: trial mix: take one juror number 4, add some OK signs, and bake until mistrial
Kahlid Yamamoto: FatBoySlim
Merlyn: the late bubba's brain
doctec: a pause for oxygen
Kahlid Yamamoto: That'll be $60, Doc
doctec: oh here ya go - the moon landing bit
SkyBirdRadio: There is another movie, I have it but can't remember the name.
Dexter Fong: anaidnI
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| karrie - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dr Headphones: ah yes, bub, being right on the border here, i get the "the time is 8am, 9 in michigan" all the time now
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Farmers need more daylight, dont'cha know.
Bambi: hi Bubba
doctec: sixty bucks!? this is an outrage - if i were you i wouldn't pay it
Hal F. Alid uses that last of his nitrous oxide
Kahlid Yamamoto: I won't
Dee N. Aye: Farmers is skert of vampires, who ain't?
Kahlid Yamamoto watches Doc turn blue
doctec turns blue, right on cue
doctec: is there a cow on the moon?
c ease: ok folks, friend here so will talk later, ok?
Dr Headphones: doctec is a smurf?
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: later cat.
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
SkyBirdRadio: what if we said no c. ease?
Dr Headphones: yep, cat, you have my email if you need it
Condescending Wheatina: Pass the Moss
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Technosmurf?
Kahlid Yamamoto: The cow used to jump over the moon, now she omly jumps over the fence
doctec: a fried of yours is a fried of mine
Condescending Wheatina: LAter on , cat
Kahlid Yamamoto: nite cat
doctec: u-change lock systems
Bambi: night Cat
Bambi: one
Mudhead: T-shirts with Your Fried!
ah,clem :)
Dr Headphones: what was the grateful dead song about friend of the devil?
doctec: you guys all oughta get the skybirdradio feed going - rare compilation of dear friends bits (not from the columbia release!)
doctec: nitecap - er, cat
Kahlid Yamamoto: "A friend of the Devil is a Friend of mine"
Dee N. Aye: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO friend or devil where the tree tops glissten and childten listen
doctec: (hmmm, nitecap - gives me ideas!)
Dee N. Aye: No, wait a sec.....
Dr Headphones: doctec: i can't imagine where *that* came from
Dexter Fong: Gonna see if I can listen and the chat still works
Dee N. Aye: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ....no...hold on
Kahlid Yamamoto: Mine does
Hal F. Alid: mine still works too
Dee N. Aye: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIn diana where the corn is a high - as an elephants eyes
Kahlid Yamamoto had to hit it w/a hammer
doctec: we are having - heh heh - a good time!
klokwkdog: Indonesia for the Indonesians!
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Corn in Diana?
doctec: (a blast from the past - selma, california 1915)
Kahlid Yamamoto: Free the Indianapolis 500!
Dee N. Aye: YEAH! ANTS!
Dexter Fong: Doesn't work
llanwydd: got to be going. See you next week
Dr Headphones: yam: what did they get charged with?
doctec: nite lland
||||||||| 10:25 PM -- Dexter Fong left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
klokwkdog: Krakatoa, 1888
Hal F. Alid: knee high by five
Dr Headphones: later, llan
Kahlid Yamamoto: Sorry dex
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Dirty Diana... Oh... Dirty Diana.. Oh...
klokwkdog: nite Ilan
ah,clem: bye ll
||||||||| Outside, the 10:26 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Skybird Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Condescending Wheatina: Fong gong away?
Bambi: night llan
Dr Headphones: hmmm, dee n. aye, diana? could be the ancient greek goddess
Kahlid Yamamoto: open media player, select open file and paste http://216.234.115.10:8000/ into it
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: He's fong gone.
Skybird Fong: Fong back, can't listen to SkyB and chat
Kahlid Yamamoto: bah
Dee N. Aye: Ohhhhhhh, the devil was a friend of Victoria's Secret and went down to see Hurricane
ah,clem: sorry Dex
Bambi: what OS Dex?
klokwkdog: thought you had bandwidth out the wazoo, Dex
SkyBirdRadio: you need a Linux Computer Fong.
Bambi: and what media player?
Hal F. Alid: lol
Merlyn: I'm listening to Firesign because I don't have DF too
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Generic Dead, DNA?
ah,clem: replay to follow, after the linux weekly show
Dr Headphones: i use winxp, winamp, can do both well
Condescending Wheatina: Must be that Ossman OS
klokwkdog: nah, can do it with Win XP and a browser, doin it here
SkyBirdRadio: waaaa
Kahlid Yamamoto: That's OS, man
klokwkdog: who's Ossman?
ah,clem: so run your best mp3 grabber
Mudhead: same here klok
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Oz, man?
Condescending Wheatina: poetic OS
Skybird Fong: Bahh
Hal F. Alid: the wormy browser... no offense
Kahlid Yamamoto: OZ! Man
Bambi: maybe just don't have enough ram for media player and java running
Skybird Fong: Got about 512 K
Kahlid Yamamoto: I have TWO cupholders on MY computer
ah,clem: could be bambi
Dr Headphones: java! i need to go refill coffee cup, thanks for reminder
klokwkdog isn't running any Java. Have it marked off in Netscape
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Happy Hamburger Yamamoto - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: that should be plenty Dex
Kahlid Yamamoto: I have a gig and a half
Bambi: are you also running p2p software?
Skybird Fong: Hey Klok: How's your giant beast doing?
Kahlid Yamamoto: Good death scene by me
Hal F. Alid: 7 gig left here
SkyBirdRadio: ah roast beast
Dr Headphones: ah, elixir of the south american gods
Hal F. Alid grabs his chalk and makes another outline
SkyBirdRadio: where am I
Dee N. Aye: Pac du arco
klokwkdog: have nice nucleo n-log v1.02 skin on Winamp that's playing skybird. Looks like an old 70s stereo receiver with incandescent dial lamps. all free, no $ pay-for stuff
Dr Headphones: who am us?
Kahlid Yamamoto: South American gods et SPLEEN and Virgins, a fine lot to worship
Mudhead: First time I've ever seen Grilled Rice!
klokwkdog: giant beast will get angry if I don't come by around 11PM and water ski behind it a few hundred yards...
ah,clem: who am us anyway?
SkyBirdRadio: No never pay for stuff. Ogg no pay for OS. Linux, ogg like Linux
Dr Headphones: mud: hard to keep it from falling through the holes between the wires onto the charcoal
Kahlid Yamamoto: Flied Lice?
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Spleen that one to me.
Condescending Wheatina: Fried Rice?
Bambi: winamp is what I use too Klok
Hal F. Alid: was it like fried candy?
Bambi: not the new version though..too hoggy
SkyBirdRadio: mmmm deep fried chocoate bunny.
Mudhead: wasnt sweet
Kahlid Yamamoto loves Ogg
Hal F. Alid: the warped guy likes ogg
SkyBirdRadio: just like normal chocolate, but grease flavor.
Kahlid Yamamoto: My MP3 player supports OGG
klokwkdog: Dex: http://www.winamp.com/ -- it's free and the Ilama will love you
Dr Headphones: i have heard of ogg, but thought he was in the alley oop comic strip
klokwkdog: vorbis?
Hal F. Alid: BBC streamed OGG for a while....
SkyBirdRadio: winamp bah. xmms yay
doctec: famous speaker's school - my fave
Kahlid Yamamoto: Better file compression than the lot and sounds better, too
Skybird Fong: Klok: Got winamp, but really haven't used it..kinda old fashioned..still listen to radio on radios
Hal F. Alid: and open source....
klokwkdog: bbc is an awesome site, but too much requires their browser-based player to listen to
Condescending Wheatina: Big Boob City?
SkyBirdRadio: open the door richard
ah,clem :) me too doc
Kahlid Yamamoto: gimme 2!
klokwkdog: well, Dex, you won't hear skybird on regular radio
Dee N. Aye: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/fotografs/dayohap.gif � check-out the animated gif I made for Woodism's Day of Happiness (if it still works).
Bambi: ogg is great and finally coming into its own ... open source is ... well, open :)
Skybird Fong thinks some day...some day
klokwkdog: just paste the skybird link into winamp...you really get knocked off the chat when you try to play it?
SkyBirdRadio: Except in Kettle Falls Washington, they carry our feed sometimes.
Dee N. Aye: It works.
Dr Headphones: hey, neat, dee! i likes
doctec: dex: get mozilla firefox - great browser! (http://www.mozilla.org)
Kahlid Yamamoto: Ta Da1
Merlyn: hmm, OK DNA, ed wood's vampira
Hal F. Alid: don't use winamp
Kahlid Yamamoto: I use Mozilla all the time
Dee N. Aye: thank you, thank you very much
Skybird Fong: Klok: It just freezes..says its refreshing but nothin shows up
klokwkdog: yeah, the winamp in Linux is a couple revs. back and the real player is funky, too. neither open source
doctec: firefox probably won't clash with winamp like internet exploder
Dr Headphones: i use mozilla, but not plugins, it automatically opens winamp for me
klokwkdog: darn dex, don't know what's up
Bambi: excellent suggestion doc ... Firefox is one of the best browsers out there
Hal F. Alid: I boycott Real Networks
ah,clem: xmms works for all in linux
SkyBirdRadio: MmmmmMMM Pluto Water!
Kahlid Yamamoto: whack it w/a stick
ah,clem: app
doctec: ah, mutt & smutt!
Skybird Fong: Me neither..but hell, I come here to chat, would get distracted if I started listening
Bambi: using Mozilla myself at the moment ... I use both Mozilla offerings
klokwkdog: i'd like to Hal, but can't watch NASA TV or CSPAN otherwise
Dr Headphones: mutt and smutt, some of my favorites
Bambi: rarely use the Internet Exploder
Hal F. Alid: get a BUD KLOK!
klokwkdog: oh, its good for a laugh, Bambi ;-)
SkyBirdRadio: Both those are FREE on the REAL dish. Da big one.
Dr Headphones: bambi: i use it only when forced to by people who refuse to recognize that there ARE other browsers
doctec: ie sux
Bambi smiles
doctec: imho
Kahlid Yamamoto: I don't use real audio, I have a hacked version of Win Media player that takes care of such things
ah,clem: sounds like phil & dave to me.
SkyBirdRadio: Internet Exploder, now that's real swiss cheese
Hal F. Alid: the Big Useful Dish
SkyBirdRadio: heh heh heh he said hacked.
Dee N. Aye: I think I start a liver flush, tomorrow.
Merlyn: real low browser stuff
Bambi: don't you hate that Ken? Me too...only a few that I want to see but there are definitely some shortsighted web developers.
klokwkdog: Well, I definitely avoid Windows media player. It's the epitome of Steve Jobs' comment that "Bill Gates has no class"
Kahlid Yamamoto: This is subversive not faulty
Hal F. Alid: Beauty is in the eye of the BUDholder
doctec: dna: sounds painful!
klokwkdog: (certainly true if you've ever endured MFC...)
Kahlid Yamamoto: tis hacked
doctec: micro$oft FUBAR class
Dee N. Aye: It IS something to do.
Dr Headphones: dee: what does that entail? lots of herbs?
Skybird Fong: MFC = Many Free COlostomies?
klokwkdog: chaparral tea! on Consumer Reports 10 most dangerous list; right up there in the liver flush category. as in permanent ;-)
Bambi: BUDs are beautiful and you get to see the news before it's butchered by the mainstream press.
Merlyn: Means Fine Crapacco?
doctec: al, lili declares an appetizer break - will stay logged on but 'away'
Dee N. Aye: Amazing how many green rocks can hide inside and abide the ride to the bowl.
Kahlid Yamamoto: Liver flush?
klokwkdog: sorry Dex, obscure coding ref. MFC is Microsoft Foundation Class library...
Hal F. Alid: maybe we should petition NASA etc to abandon Real Networks
ah,clem: all of windows is sneakware, the more you know, the less likely you will run it.
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
SkyBirdRadio: Ah olive oil and epsom salts. DEEEEE licious
Kahlid Yamamoto jiggles the handle on his Liver
Dee N. Aye: Yeah, look it up on line. An fantastic experience, if you're an oldddddd bastard, as I am.
Dr Headphones: yam: make sure it isn't running through when you're done
SkyBirdRadio: I had a liver once.
klokwkdog: heck, Hal, I've had enough trouble getting them to keep the audio up and go back to 2 Mars Rover briefings a week. They couldn't wait to end today's; it was over in 40 min.
Kahlid Yamamoto: I had a liver for supper
Dr Headphones: i was thinking that perhaps liver flush would have helped johnny asskkkroft, but he needs brain flush first
ah,clem: yea, a small one
Hal F. Alid: I gave my liver too many onions
Kahlid Yamamoto: He needs a Brain
||||||||| Outside, the 10:41 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
klokwkdog: You can get a brand new one in China for cheap. Right from some nice person formerly in a labor camp making TV sets...
Condescending Wheatina: Hey Bun
Skybird Fong: Hey Bunny
Merlyn: hey bb
Kahlid Yamamoto: oi
SkyBirdRadio: ah
Hal F. Alid: sooo
Dr Headphones: hi, bunny
SkyBirdRadio: just in time for Ishtar!
Condescending Wheatina: What's thunping, bb?
Dee N. Aye: Nay, I keep this one. Mao & Nixon Land ain't my cup of tea. Though they have some very excellAnt tea.
Bambi: hi Bunny
Hal F. Alid: next year we'll get one that use to make plasma TV!
Kahlid Yamamoto: My bunny thumps occasionally
Dr Headphones: not for all the tea in china.....
SkyBirdRadio: waskilly wabbit!
Dr Headphones: i'm NOT a tea drinker except for the good stuff in the chinese restaurants (jasmine?)
Dee N. Aye: My bunny hasn't thumped for years and years.
Mudhead: shhh be berrry quiet
Kahlid Yamamoto: Plasma TV? I already sold all mine
Bunnyboy: What a treat! I've never heard the longform Dear Friends material. Just the Columbia LP.
Hal F. Alid: anyone checked out dialectizer?
SkyBirdRadio: Plasmo
Merlyn: you're only supposed to sell your plasma
klokwkdog: Dee -- you can go to Bumrungrad Hospital and have one flown in -- get it done and hit the red lite section of Bangkok on your way out! For cheeeep
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 10:43 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bambi: if the chinese restaurant actually uses the real green tea...I really enjoy it. Not all do these days.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:44 PM and late as usual, it's Bb, just back from Billville."
Bb: lo again
Dr Headphones: klok: trade a liver for a kidney, everyone wins
Skybird Fong: Bunny: Those radio shows were so good
Bb: Bunnyboy, again
Kahlid Yamamoto: oi once more
Dee N. Aye: One DNA units cheap is another's impossible dream.
Dr Headphones: put down that len pickle!
Merlyn: we installed a revolving door
Kahlid Yamamoto: I like liver much better
Condescending Wheatina: Back but smaller, Bb?
Hal F. Alid: the new DLR lets you sell 3 gallons of plasma every week
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: B b b b b b b b b bb b b
Skybird Fong: Bun: You have a problem with listening to Skybird and chatting?
Kahlid Yamamoto: Compact
Dr Headphones: he's b flat now using that notation
Kahlid Yamamoto: His train is short
Mudhead: this is real old eh?
Bb: Condensed, but full strength.
SkyBirdRadio: semaphore indian
Bb flexes a "muscle".
ah,clem: no such thing as a liver "flush" stone knives and bear skin medicine, the liver is the garbage manager, to put it simply. It does the flushing, if it is going to happen.
SkyBirdRadio: Whats a semi for?
Kahlid Yamamoto: Just add water. Makes his own sauce
Skybird Fong: Mud: THe radio show? From about 1970-71
Dee N. Aye: the long haul
Bb: I got no truck with flags.
Bambi: yep
SkyBirdRadio: coubles on sax
Kahlid Yamamoto: I have a truck, but no flags
SkyBirdRadio: caint ype
Condescending Wheatina: Want ot flex your muscle?... smack GWB
Dr Headphones: i have a minivan, does that count? (only to 10?)
klokwkdog: as long as you have a gun rack, you don't need any flags
Dr Headphones: wheat: gimme a chance!
SkyBirdRadio: I can count to 21
Dee N. Aye: how about a mickyvan
Bb: Condaweasel was a faithful drone.
Hal F. Alid: computers don't use those tabs anymore
Kahlid Yamamoto: I can go for the gun rack w/the look of imitation wood
Dr Headphones: dee: with the big ears? sounds ... groovy
Hal F. Alid: they were a pane
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: SBR.. 10 fingers, 10 toes, and, oh.......
Merlyn: keep your pants on
SkyBirdRadio: groovie
ah,clem: always time for a prayer, Ken. LOL (re-wheat)
Merlyn: you have to keep your pants on until your reach 21
Dr Headphones: you can leave your hat on
Dee N. Aye: how'd know
Kahlid Yamamoto: Problem with me Is I would likely start shooting at the "Wrong" ppl
Hal F. Alid: then they were holy
Condescending Wheatina: Connie-Pull-My-String...
Bb: Didja all hear about the Car Talk boys latest move. 3 cheers there!
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Makes it easier to add than to subtract....
Skybird Fong: Bun: No, tell me
SkyBirdRadio: subtract hurt ouch
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: 21.... 20.... 21.... 20.... 21..... 20....
Mudhead: especially from 21
Bambi: quite the introductions lol
Kahlid Yamamoto: Of course I like how the papers refer to Iraqui "rebels" as if there were a real govt there or something
Dr Headphones: what did klik and klack do?
SkyBirdRadio: 3 5 3 5 3 5 3 5
Dr Headphones: or should i ask klok that question?
Kahlid Yamamoto: number 9 number 9 number 9
klokwkdog: our government or theirs, Yam?? ;-)
Dr Headphones: losing hair? what if it's been lost for decades?
SkyBirdRadio: ear rack
Skybird Fong: Sky: =)) Remember that one
Bb: Click and Clack (Ray and his brother) switched streaming from RealNetworks to Windows Media Player, because "finding the free player was harder than locating Weapons of Mass Destruction".
SkyBirdRadio: HEHEHE fong
Dr Headphones: ah, i dno't listen to them on web, get it on saturday and/or sunday here on npr
SkyBirdRadio: fong is a geezer fong is a geezer
Kahlid Yamamoto: Free with a credit card
Hal F. Alid: hehe bb
klokwkdog: why not Nullsoft/Shoutcast BB? not hard at all
Kahlid Yamamoto: a pint of bllod
Skybird Fong: Sky: Maybe..or maybe I just like those numbers =)
Kahlid Yamamoto: and a major organ: Their Choice
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Just read that Real made a move to make finding the free player easier.
klokwkdog: Yam: http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/week_2004_04_04.php#002822
Hal F. Alid: half off with new account
SkyBirdRadio: And microslaugh meedia player does mp3
SkyBirdRadio: there is no excuse to go wma
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: weapons of mass audio?
Bb: 2 fun DVD releases this week: THE DRESSER and THE PINK PANTHER COLLECTION.
Dee N. Aye: � � � � � I'VE � GOT � WHISKERS � ON � MY � EARLOBES
Kahlid Yamamoto: I do ogg for personal recordings
SkyBirdRadio: it is a commie plot thickening, thas whut it iz
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: windows media abombination.
Merlyn: who's worse, fatcats or bigwigs?
Dr Headphones: sky/gary: i have conversion program, any wma i get immediately goes to mp3. and all realaudio gets changed too
ah,clem: wake me up when we get toad away, have todo a replay ya know, but starting to fade, Bambi
klokwkdog: it takes up half my screen, Dex, and has that awful visualization window that fills up with stupid offers and links and sales stuff
Hal F. Alid: slimy wigs
SkyBirdRadio: fading bird.
Skybird Fong: Don't worry boys and girls, a brand new set of standards is coming your way...24/96 audio with lossless compression
SkyBirdRadio: Woke up at 7am because I thought it was 7PM
Dr Headphones: i have a fat cat, tiger is about 20 pounds
Kahlid Yamamoto: Klok: you can kill that
klokwkdog: cue the organist!
Bambi: RealNetworks is the original snoopware...they are just trying to make it easier for new users to get stuck with them.
Dee N. Aye: Tussel had how cat surgery, last week.
Kahlid Yamamoto: I have a 20# guest cat
SkyBirdRadio: don't step on that toad, hand me the henway!
Hal F. Alid repeats boycott RNet
klokwkdog: I don't want to know about WMP, Yam. I try to avoid it
ah,clem: you can listen in bed, Mr. Bird, I have to do some things here.
Skybird Fong: Sky: What's a henway
Mudhead: whats a...oh yeah
Dee N. Aye: how cat = home cat
Kahlid Yamamoto Joins Hal
SkyBirdRadio: about 3 pounds
Hal F. Alid: klok?
Dr Headphones: i have zonealarm set up to ask me about wmp and real, i always answer no
Kahlid Yamamoto: I use a bastardized version
Skybird Fong Cymbol crash
Dee N. Aye: YIKES!
Bb: It's been about a year and a half since I upgraded RealPlayer...for the very same reason. Never a fan of mazes, and I'm not gonna start now.
ah,clem: good for you Ken,
Kahlid Yamamoto: ow
SkyBirdRadio: bwa ha ha ... kaCHING
ah,clem: is still spyware.
SkyBirdRadio: Parump Bump
Bambi: they (WiMP and RNet) will just save it up till you need to get an audio stream and then send it ... bastages.
SkyBirdRadio: the parump bump is not just a joke ender, it is a pot hole in front of art bells house.
Merlyn: hey clem, when is DF2 due to end?
SkyBirdRadio: Eidith Raw
ah,clem: soon
Condescending Wheatina: And now for something completely different
Bb: I'm'a streaming outta hyah. More fires to put out. Nitey!
Dr Headphones: cymbal crash? how about a rimshot?
Skybird Fong does a brb
Merlyn: nite bunb
Bambi: night Bunny
ah,clem: not sure, but best guess about 11 eastern
SkyBirdRadio: slip the fluid to me louis
Kahlid Yamamoto: nite
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Ephram Cymbalist Junior?
Kahlid Yamamoto: ewwww
klokwkdog: DexFong - http://www.kexp.org/home.asp?noflash=true KEXP will stream to you at 1.411 mbps uncompressed (CD rate) if you have the bandwidth. I've had two such streams going at once (late at night)
Condescending Wheatina: Later on, Bb...
ah,clem: will clear tag when done
Hal F. Alid: mmm water
||||||||| Bb leaves at 10:56 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
klokwkdog: their "mundane" connection is 96 kbps (but compressed MP3)
SkyBirdRadio: tag your clear, I will take that E-Meter now.
klokwkdog: nite bb
Hal F. Alid: tnx
Dr Headphones: i love the mandatory harmonica solos in there
SkyBirdRadio: Elron. What a guy.
ah,clem: but after banner gone, always interesting stuff on skybird. (especially tonight)
SkyBirdRadio: TOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
klokwkdog: is the Order of PD like the Franciscans?
Merlyn: like wot?
ah,clem: ok
SkyBirdRadio: time for linux show
SkyBirdRadio: But they wear bigger shoes.
Skybird Fong back
Hal F. Alid: watch for the warped one...
SkyBirdRadio: ah shoes
Dee N. Aye: Good Evening, to one & all
Kahlid Yamamoto: Don't know any of that music
klokwkdog: nite Dee
SkyBirdRadio: Nice Jam JL!
Kahlid Yamamoto: gnite
doctec: i'm back - but just long enough to say good night - appetizer has been consumed, main course on its way in about 5 minutes
Skybird Fong: Night Dee
doctec: nite dna
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: and all for 1
ah,clem: gotta radio station to run, BBL, night all
Merlyn: nite
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: nite DNA
Dr Headphones: doc: eat one for me :)
Kahlid Yamamoto: nite
Hal F. Alid: mmmm foood!
Dr Headphones: later, dee, come back again
SkyBirdRadio: night ah, clem
Condescending Wheatina: Say Hi to Gene for me, Dee
Kahlid Yamamoto: I remember food
SkyBirdRadio: Fooderation nation
klokwkdog has about 7 minutes until the dawg starts barking holy hell
SkyBirdRadio: This is real radio
doctec: and all - if anyone actually gets some voice recordings made for cat's air america bits, email me at the usual location and i'll give you info re ftp
SkyBirdRadio: Not like your clear channel idiots
SkyBirdRadio: Radio with Class
Dr Headphones: this sounds like henry purcell
klokwkdog: "it does what when there's no more M&Ms?!"
doctec: y'all have a great evening - catch y'all on the flip side
doctec: have a better one
SkyBirdRadio: It doubles on sax.
Kahlid Yamamoto: y
Skybird Fong: Night Doc
ah,clem: ok back now
Hal F. Alid: nice segue
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
SkyBirdRadio: LIVE show Friday.
Kahlid Yamamoto: leter to all from me, too
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: ntie doc
Mudhead: nite all
doctec: nytol.... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........SKNXX...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
||||||||| Mudhead leaves at 11:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Kahlid Yamamoto leaves at 11:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
klokwkdog: it sounds lke they're going for baroque to me
klokwkdog: nite DT
Skybird Fong: Night Mud
klokwkdog: nite Yam
ah,clem: night doc
||||||||| Lili Lamont leaves at 11:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
SkyBirdRadio: ugot it klok
SkyBirdRadio: Don't fix it.
Condescending Wheatina: They're all leaving
ah,clem: just filler music
Merlyn: all leaving by boat
klokwkdog: live show?
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: somethings a little fishy here, floating int the sea
SkyBirdRadio: da show is ovah we gotta go
klokwkdog: nite Lili
Dr Headphones: filler music, 90% soy protein
Hal F. Alid is still spooling
Merlyn: nite boid
Skybird Fong: Soy protein = I am Protein
SkyBirdRadio: Friday is all Live night on SkyBird, warning it does get strange.
ah,clem: much more o come on skybird.
Hal F. Alid: it went on too long
Dr Headphones: yo no español
klokwkdog: Oh, you mean Friday Night Live? Love it. All the 3-meter nuts
SkyBirdRadio: Chuckle off to buff a low.
Skybird Fong: I *do* know espanol
SkyBirdRadio: Good song.
Dr Headphones: 3-meter nuts? they must have SOME BIG PANTS!
klokwkdog: Tonawanda forever!
SkyBirdRadio: yo hablo un poco, pero muy poco
Skybird Fong: and the spanners...wow
Hal F. Alid: good one Dr. H
Skybird Fong: North Tonawanda uber Tonawanda
SkyBirdRadio: me yamma pajamma
klokwkdog: buncha wing nuts
ah,clem: should start after shuffle (replay)
klokwkdog: my dish is bigger than your dish and all that
klokwkdog: they can dish it out, but can they take it?
SkyBirdRadio: uber geek mit spritzer und tonband
klokwkdog: where's the RANDOM button?
Skybird Fong: In the usual place
SkyBirdRadio: Did someone say take out? I will have two egroll
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Its impossible to tell.
klokwkdog: not until Sunday, Skybird!
SkyBirdRadio: ah
Skybird Fong: It's al relative
SkyBirdRadio: buffle off to shuffle-o
Dr Headphones: this mortal coil is wound too tightly.....
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: You can predict the where the button is, or where it is going, but never both.
SkyBirdRadio: buffer up to shovel-o
ah,clem: ok replay on air, I go to bed now. Night all
SkyBirdRadio: sniffle up to baffle-o
klokwkdog: nite clem
SkyBirdRadio: Night all nighters
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Heidinger's button.
Skybird Fong: Night clem
Hal F. Alid: quitter...!
Dr Headphones: i need to run also, ahoy to all adrift on the firesign sea :)
klokwkdog: didn't Abraham Lincoln say that in Indianapolis once?
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: nite clem
Hal F. Alid: TC Clem!
klokwkdog: nite Ken
Condescending Wheatina: LAter on, Clem..
||||||||| Dr Headphones leaves at 11:06 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
ah,clem: see you on the Radio Gary, don't stay up too late.
klokwkdog: shoot, dog is barking, me too
||||||||| Outside, the 11:06 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Patrick coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Skybird Fong: Night Ken, and thanks for the emails, I do read them =)
klokwkdog: oh that I could have anodda minit or 2
SkyBirdRadio: I will listen to my trans sister under the pillow.
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 11:06 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: say what in Indy?
Skybird Fong: Hi Patrick
Condescending Wheatina: We are without the Phones again
klokwkdog: what about mine???
Skybird Fong: and what about the 'ittle guys
Condescending Wheatina: I've been Condescending long enough, nite all!
||||||||| Condescending Wheatina leaves at 11:07 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Skybird Fong: Night Condensed
klokwkdog: ping! it is straight up and i'm outta here, too, off to serve the Beast
||||||||| klokwkdog leaves at 11:08 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Skybird Fong: See yah Klok
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: mote klok
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: mote?
Hal F. Alid: I'm out too... be a well
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: that was sposed to be nite.
Bambi: there is an Linux Show being aired now on Skybird Radio if you were wondering.
Skybird Fong: Night Hal
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: nite HFA
Bambi: gonna have to call it a night here ... great to see you all
Skybird Fong: CLose the pos door on the way out please
Skybird Fong: pod
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: nite Bam
Skybird Fong: Night Miss Bambi
Bambi: night Bubba
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| doctec - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Dee N. Aye - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: night Dex
Bambi waves and say nytol :)
||||||||| Bambi leaves at 11:10 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Skybird Fong: Think I'm on the way out too
Skybird Fong: Yep, I'm definitely on the way out
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: I always thought you were way out.....
Merlyn: breaking up now, people?
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: Nite Dex
Skybird Fong: I'm must be all the way out by now
Skybird Fong: (thump) I'm out
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: I c t he e you, we'r bre king up...
||||||||| Skybird Fong leaves at 11:12 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain: 3 2 1 Break!
||||||||| Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain leaves at 11:14 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| At 11:18 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hal F. Alid - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Patrick - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| SkyBirdRadio - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| c ease - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 12:23 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Woody One coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Woody One: Anyone?
||||||||| Woody One departs at 12:25 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Outside, the 12:35 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving moot coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
moot: Beans. The last of the beans.
||||||||| moot departs at 12:37 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "2:00 AM and late as usual, it's AnchovyEyes, just back from Billville."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
AnchovyEyes: Catherwood...is that you...or wood?
AnchovyEyes: Eastern zip zone!
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| AnchovyEyes - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
AnchovyEyes
Bambi
Bb
Bubba's Indiana Time Change Brain
Bunnyboy
c ease
Condalizo Fong
Condelayne
Condescending Wheatina
Dave
Dee N. Aye
Dexter Fong
doctec
Dr Headphones
Elayne
Hal F. Alid
Happy Hamburger Yamamoto
Kahlid Yamamoto
karrie
KickingAssInSanDiego
king
klokwkdog
Lili Lamont
llanwydd
Merlyn
moot
Mudhead
Skybird Fong
SkyBirdRadio
TheRealElayne
Woody One URL References:
http://216.234.115.10:8000/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thequestfortheholeytail/
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/fotografs/dayohap.gif
http://www.airamericaradio.com
www.airamericaradio.com
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/4-8-04_condi_rice_tap_dancing.htm
http://www.kexp.org/home.asp?noflash=true
http://www.mozilla.org
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/week_2004_04_04.php#002822
http://www.winamp.com/
www.wlib.com

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	klokwkdog	kend^/Dr. Headphones
FreqMan	Merlyn LeRoy	DocTech	LiliLamont
Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO	Nin0	Tonk
	Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
And, "The Home Team"	Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend