Weekly Firesign Chat Log

A Firesign Chat
03/11/2004

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Special appearance by
Phil Austin

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 11, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Phil Austin strides in at 8:12 PM with Danny Vanilla badgering him for an interview; since he has no badgers, Catherwood forcibly escorts Danny Vanilla out the door.
Phil Austin: Heh, heh, heh. No one here. Now I can finally look around. Hey, Brian. You there?
Phil Austin: No one around. I wonder what's in that little box there ....
Phil Austin: Lid's kinda tight ... uhn, there .... wow, looks little little melty guys in the mushroom hats were already here ...
Phil Austin: Brian?
Phil Austin: You there"Gee, Mudhead. It's creepy in here. Is that a badger?
Phil Austin: Get back you stupid badger!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:16 PM and Badger steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Badger: I'll come at you with this grape. I'll be as viscious as I like!
Phil Austin: Viscuous! Really? You mean melty, don't you?
Phil Austin: Brian? You there?
Phil Austin: Ij'm going for a little walk. I'm sure I can find my way back here. No problem. Let's see, I'll just step out this window ...
Badger: Dude ... Where'd you go?
Badger: Brian? You there?
Badger: Brian?
Badger: Gjrape?
Badger: I mean Grape. Gjrape is a kind of Finnish fish.
Badger: Grape? You there?
||||||||| It's 8:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phil Austin - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:41 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: gak, I missed Phil
Merlyn: The badger was phil too, but he's gone, too
||||||||| llanwydd enters at 8:49 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
llanwydd: surprised to see anyone here
Merlyn: I came in because Phil Austin stopped by early, but I didn't get the notice in time
Merlyn: maybe he'll be back
llanwydd: so Phil was Badger?
llanwydd: I bet he'll stop in again tonight
Merlyn: yes, and also Phil, if you look at the start of the log. Same IP address, so I think Phil was trying out two windows
llanwydd: not much to talk about yet. What did you have for supper?
Merlyn: some weird kind of meat
Merlyn: how about you?
Merlyn: maybe phil is having dinner on the west coast right now
llanwydd: weird kind of chicken soup
llanwydd: I'm dying to visit the west coast
Merlyn: where are you now?
llanwydd: I've never been west of San Antonio
llanwydd: I'm in the northern part of New York State
Merlyn: then just go east about 23,000 miles
llanwydd: town called Ticonderoga
llanwydd: that's the long way depending what transportation I use
llanwydd: It's just a matter of time before I fly all the way out to Hollywood to audition for a film and get stuck there
Merlyn: stuck because your arms are tired?
llanwydd: I actually drove all the way to New York City last week for a theatrical audition. That's 300 miles
||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bubba's Brain coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Merlyn: what'd you audition for?
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 11, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
llanwydd: I'm still waiting for a call
Bubba's Brain: Mushroom! Mushroom!
llanwydd: Lake George Dinner Theatre
llanwydd: hey bub!
Merlyn: phil was here b4 anyone
Bubba's Brain: Hey!
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:02 PM, dragging ah,clem by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
ah,clem: hi all
llanwydd: howdy clem
Merlyn: Oh, it looks like the reaper won't kill off badger because of IP address confusion...
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Badger at 9:03 PM
Bubba's Brain: It's a Snake, a Snake!....
llanwydd: follow the snake!
Bubba's Brain: I can't hear the word badger anymore without thinking of that silly thing....
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bambi into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:06 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: hey bambi!
Bambi: HI llanwydd!
Bubba's Brain: Bam! Bam! Bam!
Bambi: hi ah,clem :)
Bambi: Hi BB :)
llanwydd: phil was here before any of us
Bubba's Brain: Not sure if I'm doing Flintstones or Emeril....
Bambi: hi Merlyn
Bambi: Emeril please lol
Merlyn: hello
Bambi: love that garlic!
Bubba's Brain: Kick it up a notch.
Bambi: Yep
Bambi: 13 cloves of garlic !!
llanwydd: emeril is kind of a phonetic anagram of Merlyn
Bambi: is it really .. cool!
Bubba's Brain: Emryl..... N.
llanwydd: forgot the n
Bambi: ah, yes :)
Bubba's Brain: Merly?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:11 PM and Dexter Fong steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
ah,clem: thanks Merl
Dexter Fong: Dear Friends, have a grape on me
llanwydd: hey dex!
Bubba's Brain: Fong. Fong. Fong..... Ask not for whom the bell fongs. It fongs for thee.
Dexter Fong: Hey Il
Dexter Fong: Bubba =)
llanwydd: who are you, old man
Dexter Fong: Clem and Merl
Dexter Fong: I was Mr. Little Oldman, but no more
Dexter Fong: I'm now Johnny Grapeseed
Bubba's Brain: The actor or the designer?
Dexter Fong: The Horticulutralist
||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dr. Headphones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. Headphones: i has arrived, dear friends ;)
Dexter Fong: Hey Kend(^)
llanwydd: the holocaust?!
Bambi: Hey, Dex!
ah,clem: hi Ken,
Bambi: Hey Ken :)
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi...did I miss you when I entered?
llanwydd: howdy doc
Bubba's Brain: Here come's Johnny Appletail, hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity hoppity, cider's on its way...
Dr. Headphones: how is everyone? (speak for yourselves, please, since you don't know how *everyone* is!)
Dexter Fong: We're Doomed
Dr. Headphones: cider? hard or soft? i'm chugging folger's
Dr. Headphones: yes, dex, we ARE doomed. but for most, it's later rather than sooner
Bubba's Brain: We're here, we're here, get used to it.
Dexter Fong becomes suddenly thirsty and slips away for a drink
Bubba's Brain: Along came a spider, who drank all her cider....
Dr. Headphones: clem: i've almost gotten NFS figured out, i think i need to do one more thing on 2nd computer to make it work.
Bambi: not sure Dex ... much going on :)
Bubba's Brain: ... and made unwanted advances on Miss Moffet.
Dr. Headphones: i'm learning lots about hostsallow and hostsdeny
Dr. Headphones: bub: must have been "hard" cider then ;)
Bubba's Brain: Dr H. is hosting tonight!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctec into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:17 PM, then departs.
Dr. Headphones: i'm a rather gracious host, too, if i may say so myself
Dr. Headphones: hi doc
Bambi: hey doc
doctec: evenin' all
Dexter Fong: Whoa! The poolhalls are on strike =))
Merlyn: hi doc
Dr. Headphones: no 9-ball tonight?
Bubba's Brain: Hey Doctor T!
llanwydd: hello other doc
ah,clem: hi Doc
doctec: it's been a rough week for me - lots of extra time spent at the office on a big project - i'm sleep deprived, may not last long tonight
Dexter Fong: Hello Doctor
doctec: dr. h: pool league is mon/tue/wed
Bambi: heard that doc ... been there done that! Got the T-Shirt!
doctec: i played the best pool of my life in last night's league play
Dr. Headphones: sleep is very important. recent article in scientific american reveals just how much so
llanwydd: guess what. Phil Austin checked in about quarter to 9 (Catherwood Time). I bet he'll be back
Bubba's Brain: Always suspectted you were a little deprived, er depr...., er never mind.
Dr. Headphones: wasn't that a country song? "livin' on catherwood time"
Dexter Fong: That would be nice
doctec: played a guy who beat me the last time we played a match, i totally smoked him, shut him out
Bambi: will look forward to Phil Austin checking back if he can.
Dexter Fong: Doc: Is there money involved in these matches?
Dr. Headphones: humiliation, incorporated :)
doctec: made most of my shots, left him with very little when i missed
doctec: capitalized on all his mistakes
Dr. Headphones: usually there is fire involved with matches
Dr. Headphones: don'
doctec: dex: money involved only if we can win in the playoffs at end of session (late april)
Dr. Headphones: don't yell "firesign" in a crowded theatre
Merlyn: heh phones
Bambi: lol
doctec: what happens if i yell "theatre" in a crowded firesign?
Dexter Fong: Firesign and crowded theaters...'tis a consumation devoutly to be wished
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, we'll have to ask ray hamburger.....
Bubba's Brain: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
ah,clem: it scares everybody
doctec: dex: you got dat right
Bambi: how true Dex :)
llanwydd: I drove 300 miles to New York City last Friday for a theatrical audition at the Equity Studios in Times Square
llanwydd: I'm still waiting for a call
Dexter Fong: Saw "The Producers" last night with Nathan Lane and Mathew Broderick..they were sure having fun..the audience too =))
doctec: ok, lili wants me to make her a vodka tonic - she's in luck, i picked up a bottle and some limes on the way to her place (from where i'm typing these words)
Dr. Headphones: libertie, fraternitie, equitie!
doctec: back in a minit
ah,clem: cool doc :)
Dexter Fong: Doc: Thought your typing looked different
Dr. Headphones: dex: i bet that was funfun town
Dexter Fong: Ken: They did a *lot* of ad libbing and schtick
llanwydd: any other stage actors among us?
Dr. Headphones: i've seen both individually on letterman/leno/o'brien, etc., and both can be sharp as a tack
Dexter Fong admits to having done some performance improv
Dr. Headphones: llan: i was the wizard in 4th grade, king theseus in "midsummer" as a senior in high school
llanwydd: cool!
Dexter Fong: I took a lotta whizzes in 4th grade
Dr. Headphones: oh, and almost forgot: the priest in "the valiant"
Dr. Headphones: dex: don't piss me off now!
Dexter Fong: Prince Valiant was a Priest?
llanwydd: I did the lighting for a college production of "The Wiz"
Bubba's Brain suffers from permanant stagefright.
Dr. Headphones: dex: play about man on death row. based on quote from willy: "...the valiant die but once" or something like that
Bubba's Brain: Exit, stage fright....
Dexter Fong: Bub: Just imagine yourself naked
Dr. Headphones: ewww, not a pleasant thought for ME
Dexter Fong: Ken: Just imagine Bubba naked
Bubba's Brain: I'm doin it right now, Dex.....
Dr. Headphones: dex: even worse, i'm afraid....
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Got your "sexy hat" on?
ah,clem: the naked brain, yuk
Dr. Headphones: you can leave your hat on ;)
Bubba's Brain puts on that song from 9 1/2 weeks....
Dexter Fong: ..but leave your shoes at the door
Dr. Headphones: clem: reminds me of last hannibal lecter movie. i watched that one year while eating dinner. YUCK!
Bubba's Brain: Yes, that one.
ah,clem: may I see your passprot please?
Dr. Headphones: shoes for industry!
Dexter Fong: Terrible movie and terrible book
Dr. Headphones: it's high on my "never watch again" movie list
Dexter Fong: and Lambs was so good as was Red Dragon
Dr. Headphones: and, as usual, books much better than movies
ah,clem: Red Dragon was good, nice and creepy,
Bambi: yes it was!
Dexter Fong: Yeah, but they're always in black and white, even though I'm well read
Bubba's Brain: Black and white and read all over.....
llanwydd: I like old horror films
Dr. Headphones: for those not prudish, flash movies here, change "1" to "2" and "3" to see them all: http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie1.html
||||||||| Outside, the 9:32 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Phuck Fonics coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
llanwydd: they tend to have more suspense
Dr. Headphones: hi, fonics
ah,clem: me too,
Phuck Fonics: BTW: Praise Firesign Theatre!!!!!!!
Phuck Fonics: hi
Bambi: Hi PF
Dexter Fong: Lets Eat!
Dr. Headphones: amen, hallelujah!
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: hIYA pf
Phuck Fonics: Gad, mè po' ole PC is mighty slow, anymore.
Dexter Fong: SHEESH
Dexter Fong: sheesh again
Dr. Headphones: light a fire under it. it won't make it any faster, but you won't worry about it being slow any more
Dexter Fong: Another Luddite moment from Dr. Headphones
ah,clem: next on SkyBird, How can you be in two places.
Dr. Headphones: alan luddenite
Dexter Fong: Become a phton
doctec: leadenite
Dexter Fong: photon
doctec: lucite?
doctec: hello mr phonix
Dexter Fong: Lucite? I'm home
Dr. Headphones: claire booth lucite?
Phuck Fonics: crazy cat, help
ah,clem: the classic Beat the reaper on very soon.
doctec: by the time i get to phonix, i'll be illiterate....
llanwydd: you think photons are conscious?
Bubba's Brain: photon lite.
Dexter Fong: If Reaper is on the air, were safe
doctec: ill iterate
Bambi: cool, Beat the Reaper :)
Dr. Headphones: you will be if you don't speak español
llanwydd: I wonder if energy is life itself
doctec: but what if reaper is on speed?
Dexter Fong: Doc: No, I'll iterate
doctec: or - hallucingens?
Dr. Headphones: llan: you're getting metaphysical here. not allowed!
Phuck Fonics: Tussel the Cat hurt his pawn, has duct tape bandage, still wishes to enter window, must chase, periodically
Dexter Fong: If energy is life, is dark energy death?
Dr. Headphones: panentheism
Bubba's Brain: Read the Beeper....
doctec: great name for a feline
Dr. Headphones: duck tape on a cat? how extraordinary!
Phuck Fonics: I met a physical, once....errrr, no, I had a physical
llanwydd: depends what you call metaphysical
Bubba's Brain: Meet the Beater...
doctec: speaking of cats, mr. seem real has his last dvd class tonight, so we may very well see him back here next week
doctec: quack
Dexter Fong: I met a Beater at Bwana Junction
Phuck Fonics: cat tape on a duct now that's amazing
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 9:38 PM.
Dr. Headphones: howdy, e
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Evenin' all!
doctec: let's get fiscal - fiscal -
doctec: hey eeeeeee
Elayne: Hey Dex, long time no speak, something like four hours. :)
llanwydd: hi E
doctec: e: lol
Phuck Fonics: fiscal?????? Vat est Das
Bubba's Brain: Was the cat duct taped to the top of the inside of Schroedinger's box?
Bubba's Brain: Eeeeeee!
doctec: absinthe makes the heart grow fainter
Elayne: Having lunch with Dex tomorrow. We'll be talking about all of you, so do say interesting things tonight. :)
Phuck Fonics: dead or alive
Phuck Fonics: or a lill of both
Elayne turns on Skybird...
doctec: you say physical, i say fiscal...
Dr. Headphones: e: please have fun. i won't tell your hubby or dex's wife ;)
llanwydd: let's call the whole thing off
Bubba's Brain: Lets call the whole the Orff
Bambi: Hi Elayne!
Dexter Fong: DH: I'll bet your lips are sealed
doctec: scroedinger's window box
Phuck Fonics: you say po tea toe and eye say po tay tee
Elayne: Hey Bambi! Good to see Skybird working again...
doctec: orff
Bubba's Brain: Is the flower alive or dead?
Dr. Headphones: yes, i waxed my moustache and some of it got on my lips, ergo, sealing wax
ah,clem: hi E,
Elayne: Ah, Beat the Reaper...
doctec: too late - you peaked
Elayne: Now with Oxycontin!
Dexter Fong: Why does the Skybird stream his msge in the air?
Dr. Headphones: ah, bubba, i love "carmina"
Bubba's Brain: the whole thing....
Elayne: Hey ah clem, thanks for tonight's listening!
doctec: it's not a flower, it's a sea monkey
ah,clem: er problem was a small problem, just bad timing.
Bambi: thanks Elayne ... yes it is great to see Skybird back online :)
Phuck Fonics: The Reaper is SUCH a good loser, never complains.
llanwydd: Orff! I get it. Carmina Burana
doctec: it changed when you peaked
llanwydd: he was a one hit wonder
Bubba's Brain: O! Fortuna!
doctec: let's call the hole thing orff
Dr. Headphones: i have both the origial and the ray manzarek versions of it
Phuck Fonics: One hit ain't bad
Bambi: ah, there are no more real radio stations maybe ?? lol
doctec: fortuna rules the waves...
Bubba's Brain peaked soon after imagining himself naked.
doctec: this is no radio station, this is reel...
ah,clem: which reel?
Bambi: ah, oh! the really big disease now
Elayne: E. Coli?
Elayne: AIDS?
Bubba's Brain: reel life?
Bambi: the last reel
Bubba's Brain: real to real?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:43 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Whose Cow coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bubba's Brain: Ebola!
Bambi: we have lots of real to real tapes lol
ah,clem: hi WC
Dexter Fong: afk for a quick minute
doctec: 'poem for a fungus' by e. e. coli
Phuck Fonics: re-eel a recycled meal in Bangkok
Bubba's Brain: Whose Cow is it Anyway?
Bambi: hello Whose Cow
llanwydd: Hoosgow?
Elayne: Hey WC!
Phuck Fonics: Cow Ward Sterno?
doctec: don't have a cow, whose
doctec: and hello
Phuck Fonics: Cat Ward for Tussel
Dr. Headphones: hey cow
Bambi: holly cow?
Dr. Headphones: whose on first?
Dexter Fong: I'm udderly confused
Bubba's Brain: Just put your lips together and blow.
Dr. Headphones: misteltoe bull?
Phuck Fonics: don't horn in
||||||||| At 9:45 PM, Whose Cow runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bubba's Brain: Must be still coughing from the diesel fumes
Dexter Fong: Clem: Check your msges
llanwydd: the cow chickened out
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Whose Cow', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:45 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bubba's Brain: WC, we hardly knew ye!
doctec: don't reign on my charade
Phuck Fonics: Who thinks PBS should of had Weirdly Cool on in ....ohhhhh, about '69 - I do.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:46 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Mad Cøw Yämamøto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. Headphones: ah, the return of the prodigal cow ;)
Phuck Fonics: I wazzzzzz soooooooo impressed by it
Bambi: hi Yammy
Dr. Headphones: and cow number 2!
Dexter Fong: Wow, we've got a herd goin here
Dr. Headphones: a mooo-ving experience
Dr. Headphones: pf: i have the dvd, love it
doctec: pf: count me in
Bubba's Brain: Moooooooo.
llanwydd: evenin yammy
||||||||| Outside, the 9:47 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Dip Lacusis coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: oi and moo
Elayne: I don't recognize this bit, where's it from ah clem?
Bubba's Brain: That's the silliest thing I ever herd.
Dr. Headphones: the sweet smell if a toasting blueberry bagel wafts through the air.....
Bambi: mooo,cha,cha
Dip Lacusis: Hi!
Bambi: hi Dip Lacusis
Bubba's Brain: It's udderly ridiculous.
Dr. Headphones: hey dip
Phuck Fonics: after listening to "How cay you be....." a bazillion times - I feared the show would fall short of my preprogramed 'mental images' - but it DID NOT.
doctec: moooocha java
Bambi: yes, yes it is BB
Whose Cow: Wot in blazes?
Dip Lacusis: Hey , Bam and phones
llanwydd: evenin dip
Dr. Headphones: pf: the subtle (and not so subtle) changes made on the dvd are amazingly good
Phuck Fonics: Kudos, Baby Ruths, Snickers (at least) to Firesign
Elayne has never heard this bit before...
Dip Lacusis: Howdy
Whose Cow: How cay be you?
Whose Cow: I be tres cay, meself.
doctec: oh my God, it's DIIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!! (who framed roger rabbit quote)
llanwydd: are there two cows here or are you both Yammy?
Bambi: calfer wood was certainly having fun with the herd
Phuck Fonics: and now a word from our sponser
Bubba's Brain: Oh, Pppppppplease, Doc.
doctec: tucows.com?
Dip Lacusis: DIp and standing up.
Dr. Headphones: i will return after liberally smearing cream cheese on that bagel :)
Phuck Fonics: _____
Whose Cow: I yam not, but I can yams when I can, or else I can it.
doctec: i think the term is 'schmear'
Elayne: Ah, you've heard of the "You have two cows" game, haven't you?
Bambi: yummmm, Ken!
Merlyn: www.cowswithguns.com?
Dip Lacusis: What's a Skybird? .... Fling the middle finger in the air?
Dexter Fong: Thanks Clem
Bambi: funny songs there Merlyn
Elayne: http://www.j-bradford-delong.net/movable_type/2004_archives/000384.html
Phuck Fonics: sugar cured Virginia Yammy, that's what I like about the south
Elayne: Thanks Merlyn, that looks like a site to check out...
Phuck Fonics: Bovine Bivowac
Elayne: Now can someone please tell me what the bit is that's currently playing on Skybird?
||||||||| Fun Gus enters at 9:51 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Whose Cow: Cows without Hats
Elayne: I mean, the one just finished?
doctec: e: sounds like the start of a math word problem. "You have two cows. Fred has three. Jane gives Fred a cow and a sheep. Bill gives Jane a ferret. How many squirrels does Joe have?"
Fun Gus: how'd i get here?
Whose Cow: Blue!
llanwydd: is the diplucasis related to the diplodicus?
Bambi: hi Fun Gus
Fun Gus: where's my bus?
Bubba's Brain: You can moo if you want to.... you can leave your calves behind....
Phuck Fonics: now that wazzzz funny
doctec: gus: if you have to ask, you were never here to begin with
ah,clem: ...
Whose Cow: I think we're all bovines on this bus ....
Elayne: Someone should change the Skybird header to "HCYB..."
doctec: beau vine, male prostitute
Dr. Headphones: hi gus
Elayne: Oh, look, they did!
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Moving
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Merlyn just updated play list
Bubba's Brain: Heffer cow is better than none!
Phuck Fonics: give me them, or I'm goin' over there
Whose Cow: But I'm wholly cow.
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Can you get UHF?
Fun Gus: over there...over there...
Whose Cow: And even wholesome humans are wholly holey.
Dr. Headphones: yam: yes, if you don't wear a condom
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Im just Bull
Elayne: That's Agnes Moorehead!
Dip Lacusis: Go on over........they don't have any
Phuck Fonics: Anyone remember the song "Good News Week?"
doctec: can you get tia leone?
Bubba's Brain: wholly, wholly, wholly.....
Whose Cow: I don't like Mondays.
ah,clem :)
Bambi: cool thanks for the update on the Skybird current show :)
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Doc do you really Want Tia leoane these days?
Bubba's Brain: I want to mo-ooo--oo-oo-oo the whole day down.
Whose Cow: BB: a low blow.
doctec: hey bambi - the feed sounds pretty good - 16kbps?
ah,clem: you are welcome Bambi
Fun Gus: we herd that
Dexter Fong: I'm gonna Moo to the outskirts of town
Dr. Headphones: spinoff from "the jeffersons" is "the herefords". theme song "mooooving on up...."
doctec: oh i always loved that magic bowel movement
Phuck Fonics: I leave you go now, soooooo, you can get back, get back, get back to the yuppie tanks.
Bambi: lol
doctec: yashi heiffer
Bubba's Brain: Thank you thank you. Down't forget to tip your waitress....
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Bambi, that's great fidelity on that FM! Nice tone!
Whose Cow: I wished I cudda said that.
doctec: yasha
Dexter Fong: Heifitz?
Fun Gus: she'll fall over
Merlyn: my waitress is tippi hedren
llanwydd: I've never heard so many cow jokes all at once
Whose Cow: If you push me hard enough ...
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Ok but what is "The Magic Bowel Movement" really?
Bambi: Thanks, ah,clem did a great job :)
doctec: we love hedren tippi-ing
Elayne: Well, I'd rather see than be one.
Whose Cow: Wasn't it the Magic Bull Movement?
Fun Gus: it's truly moooving
doctec: mad cow: if you have to ask...
Dr. Headphones: yam: when you take exlax and you're in the car about 2 miles from home it hits
doctec: you've never experienced it!
Bambi: Nick Danger is my all time favorite :)
Whose Cow: The Magic Bull Movement from the Symphony in C Minus by Johann Amadeus Majevsky
doctec: the duke's duet from "il schizophreno"
doctec: ooh, i'm feelin all tropical-like
Whose Cow: I remember that one I don't remember that one
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Isn't that Beeyoutiful?
Dexter Fong: count Basie's solo from Whirly-Bird
ah,clem: he walks alone by night "I gotta get a car"
Elayne: The tropical rain forest is making me sleepy (well, sleepier)...
Whose Cow: What are you guys doing in my car?
doctec: uh-oh, it's the pack of cards
ah,clem: LOL
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: The Fox Trot
Dexter Fong pokes Elayne "Hey! Wake up! You got company"
doctec: joker toker midnite smoker
Dip Lacusis: The frug in G
doctec: g string
Elayne: Not till lunch tomorrow, Dex. :)
llanwydd: it's by a great Eyetalian composeur
doctec: is that high c or vitamin d?
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Mad Frug Disease!
Whose Cow: Anybody ever stolen money from a G string?
Bubba's Brain: The frug? Jeff Smith in a G string?
Dip Lacusis: C flat...?
ah,clem: don't squeeze the fox
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: You want Regualr or Premium?
Dexter Fong: Dip" B Natural
Dr. Headphones: mmmmmmmm, that bagel was delicious! cat tried to stick his paw on the cream cheese so he could lick it off, but i've seen that trick before, didn't allow it to happen
Dexter Fong: Ken: You sharp
llanwydd: frug! LOL
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Make it C Natural and I'll take the case
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: C#
Bubba's Brain: Don't squeeze the chairman.
Dip Lacusis: Cats and Cream Cheese......?
Dr. Headphones: mao will get mad
Whose Cow: Sea's harp
llanwydd: haven't seen the frug in years
Dexter Fong: Seize Harp! No more elevator music
Dr. Headphones: cow: the strings stretch on my harp when i get it wet
Bubba's Brain: Mao, mao mao mao mao....
Whose Cow: Gee
Dr. Headphones: frugs are related to toad away's
Bubba's Brain: He retired, Il.
Dip Lacusis: Fugs??
Dexter Fong: Slum Goddess
Bubba's Brain: ... or that's the official word.
Whose Cow: Wet strings spoil my vibrato
Bubba's Brain: I hate it when my string gets wet....
Dr. Headphones: bubba: put a "raincoat" on it
Whose Cow: Throw a towel over it
Dexter Fong: Put a Downcoat over it, that'l get it up
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: Front!
llanwydd: Slum Goddess was a kind of salad dressing, wasn't it/
Dr. Headphones: eiderdown
Fun Gus: hang a hat on it
Bubba's Brain sings "someone left a cake out in the rain..."
Whose Cow: It's too early for the bus.
Bubba's Brain: Sam Goody?
Dexter Fong: Eider down or up ...as long as something happenes
doctec: gee, seven!
Mad Cøw Yämamøto: And too late for the train
llanwydd: oh, no
Whose Cow: Someone held a cookout in the rain -Soupey Sales
Bubba's Brain: I don't think that I can take it.
||||||||| At 10:05 PM, Mad Cøw Yämamøto runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Fun Gus: your son set the brake upon the train
||||||||| stephnfosterkane waltzes in at 10:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: ...
Dexter Fong: Saw Soupy last year at an Old Time Radio Convention...he's very ill
Dr. Headphones: hi klok
stephnfosterkane: why, why, this obsidian is faux!
doctec: hey klok
Fun Gus: check out that knocker
Whose Cow: Soupy Sales, the original Pee Wee Herman
Elayne: I'm not surprised, Dex.
Dip Lacusis: Hey Mr Kane!
stephnfosterkane: hey folks
doctec: thx for that register link
Dr. Headphones: fair and balanced faux obsidian
Bubba's Brain: It took so long to bake it.
doctec: perils of googling
stephnfosterkane: LOL
Dexter Fong: Elayne: He's got like MS or something of that nature
llanwydd: if he left a Black Forest cake out in the rain, it would be a rain forest cake
Whose Cow: Faux obsidian rocks!
Bubba's Brain: Faux News Network?
stephnfosterkane: yes, it is not safe out there, 4 sure
Dexter Fong: Hiya Klok: How's you skins?
doctec: dex: that's so sad to hear - i grew up watching his wnew show
stephnfosterkane: brite and shiny Donatella, Dex
llanwydd: I used to watch Soupy Sales when I was little
ah,clem: ...
Dexter Fong: Doc: Yeah although he's still in good humor..just very weak
Whose Cow: Was Soupy Sales better than Capt. Kangaroo or Mr. Rogers?
Dexter Fong: Hey Klok: I donatella anybody
Fun Gus: oh yea
Dr. Headphones: dex: don't tell anyone, but klok has the heartbreak of psoriasis
llanwydd: I saw the channel 5 show too. I lived in NJ
doctec: i didn't see the show that got him kicked off the air for a week but i remember the week he was kicked off, i tuned in and he wasn't on and the guy who they replaced him with so SOOOO LAME
Dip Lacusis: All different from each other..
stephnfosterkane: compared to SS, anyone is lame
Whose Cow: Dip - lomatic!
stephnfosterkane: except Liberace -- he's just gold lame
llanwydd: If my father came home before Soupy Sales came on we had to watch Huntley and Brinkley
Elayne: Soupy's show was rather an acquired taste...
Whose Cow: Huntley was better than Brinkley
Dr. Headphones: llan: they weren't NEARLY as funny as soupy
Fun Gus: H&B were even funnier
doctec: lland: parents can be so heinous that way
Bubba's Brain: Someone left the rake out in the lame...
stephnfosterkane: I never met anyone who acquired it...
stephnfosterkane: LOL Bubba
doctec: frank nastasi kicked righteous ass!
Dr. Headphones: ah, i see gus and i have a differential of opinion here ;)
stephnfosterkane: Yeah, Gus, they had me in stitches during Vietnam, 4 sure
llanwydd: how I hated Chet Huntley and President Johnson
Dexter Fong afk for refill
Bambi: I preferred the Jack London show to any of the three mentioned (based out of Philadelphia) ... great story teller.
Dr. Headphones: "good night chet." "good night david. and good night for nbc news."
llanwydd: the two ugliest people on television
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phuck Fonics - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: Not Jack London .. great books ... Gene London LOL
Dip Lacusis: The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the Brain, forget the cake!
Whose Cow: Chet and Lyndon: what an item they were!
Elayne: Ah, HYCB has now turned into the Hitler Channel...
Bubba's Brain: I think he's got it.
Fun Gus: pure slapstick
Bambi: lol
Dr. Headphones: "springtime for firesign....."
Whose Cow: I used to serve them drinks at the Frat House in DC.
stephnfosterkane: Is HYCB related to HJBC in Quito? Super station if you like sw envangelistas
Whose Cow: Criolo, bachata, merengue
Fun Gus: in cream sauce only
Dr. Headphones: klok: HCJB was first qsl card i ever got as a young boy. "heralding christ jesus' blessings"
doctec: do you do the meringue?
Dexter Fong Used to serve H&B sprats at the drinkie house in Geargetown
Elayne: I have no idea what y'all are talking about. QSL?
Fun Gus: there's stinging in my brain...
ah,clem: .
llanwydd: made me think of TCBY
Whose Cow: I can spin a hoof.
doctec: i always liked lemon merengue pie
Bubba's Brain: Bee in your bonnet?
Dr. Headphones: qsl card is proof you heard a shortwave station. you collect 'em like trading stamps
doctec: can you spin a hoof into a yarn?
stephnfosterkane: now, you can just print your own...
Dr. Headphones: somewhere i still have my collection including radio tirana (albania), moscow, bbc, etc.
Whose Cow: qsl stands for "queen standing lotion"
Dexter Fong: Elayne: If you get a certain numner of cards, you become a QSLing
Whose Cow: Nor vay!
Elayne: 'Fraid I'm still lost, Dex. You can catch me up on this tomorrow...
stephnfosterkane: yeah, that albanian stuff was a trip
Dexter Fong: Cow : LOL
doctec: quizling - hah, there's a fifties quiz show term you don't hear anymore
Dr. Headphones: sven and ole walked into a bar.....
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bone-E-Boi into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:15 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Outside, the 10:15 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. Headphones: doc: i heard them on tv other day, advertising sandwiches
Bunnyboy: lo dere
stephnfosterkane: actually Dex, quite true -- anyone getting a card from E. Europe or USSR went on a list at the FBI
Fun Gus: you bet your life you don't
doctec: egads - the bonester!
Dexter Fong: Doc: Were'nt they those bright young kids?
doctec: hey dude, wass shakin'?
Dr. Headphones: hey b-e-b
Bone-E-Boi: Somebody read the Riot Act! What a mob in here.
Dr. Headphones: and the bunster too!
Dexter Fong: Bone and Bunny..together again
stephnfosterkane: who wanted to go back to 1910?
doctec: dex: yes, the ones who would win by answering those really obscure questions you'd swear they were given the answers to...
Whose Cow: Hey, bone, I thought you were here on the marrow.
Bone-E-Boi: Bubba's Brain, too.
doctec: hey bb
stephnfosterkane: hey, B-e-B, did you get my message about muckle?
Dr. Headphones: 1910 fruitgum company?
||||||||| Outside, the 10:16 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Compañero Señor Ҹämamøto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bunnyboy: We gots sextuple B action tonite.
Dexter Fong: Quiz Kids Doc
Dip Lacusis: Hey Bone
Bone-E-Boi: Bubba, Bunny, Boney...
Dexter Fong: Well, OI at last
Bunnyboy: Not counting Bambi
Bubba's Brain: We got BB, Bb, and Beb.....
Bunnyboy: Only to 10
Whose Cow: Where is the Submarine Yamato?
Dr. Headphones: wb, yam
Compañero Señor Ҹämamøto: Trying to figure why my page images are taking so long to load
Bone-E-Boi: Bubba, Bunny, Boney...
Bunnyboy: Green Tambourine
Dip Lacusis: Moto, young guy, howdy
Bubba's Brain: Oh, no, it's a BB gun!
stephnfosterkane: gonna have to overload some B operators soon, appears
ah,clem: whithout whom all of this would not have been....
Whose Cow: Maybe the umlauts slow it down?
Dexter Fong: I used to operate on bees, give em bigger wings so they could fly better
Fun Gus: bloody umlauts
Compañero Señor Ҹämamøto: No, my maoin page images
Compañero Señor Ҹämamøto: main
Whose Cow: Bees: isn't that Monty Python?
Bone-E-Boi: Compañero Señor, your weird fonts may be gumming up the works.
Dexter Fong: You got Chairman pages?
Dr. Headphones: dex: wing transplant surgeon? you are more talented than i ever thought
Bubba's Brain: That's it, blame it on the umlauts.... Always witht the umlaouts. what didi umlauts ever do to you?
Dexter Fong: Boom didi umlauats
Whose Cow: Who let the umlauts aut?
Dexter Fong: voof voof
Bone-E-Boi: Yamamoto, your weird fonts are causing my display to barf garbage.
Dr. Headphones: bone: put a bag under it, use a twist-tie
Bunnyboy: Cow: and SNL. Eric was only 1\2 a bee
Compañero Señor Ҹämamøto: hold on
||||||||| At 10:20 PM, Compañero Señor Ҹämamøto runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bubba's Brain: An umlaut killed my brother, OK! I demand revenge...
Dexter Fong: One of my earlier attempts
Whose Cow: Enough of this gay banter.
||||||||| Outside, the 10:20 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Weird Fonts Yamamoto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dr. Headphones: WFY?
Bone-E-Boi: amamoto ill be ack ortly.
Weird Fonts Yamamoto: Chure main
Weird Fonts Yamamoto: Had to be those hot umlauts
Whose Cow: It's a matter of ersonal aste.
Fun Gus: chure are
Bambi: LOL
Dexter Fong: Don't squeeze the Chure Main
Bone-E-Boi: onts. ight.
stephnfosterkane: Bone -- did you contact muckle??
Bunnyboy: (sings) How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm...
Fun Gus: i squooze, and i'm sorry
Dexter Fong: Anybody wanna contact VD?
Bunnyboy: ...after they've seen Paree!
Dr. Headphones sings "matchmaker klok"
Bunnyboy: VD is for Everybody.
Dr. Headphones: dex: sounds like fun to me ;)
Bone-E-Boi: No, stephnfosterkane. Have you?
Fun Gus: do we call VD?
Whose Cow: Generally a contact sport
Weird Fonts Yamamoto: I remember that ad campaign
Bubba's Brain: VD was last month.
Bone-E-Boi: ontacted uckle, I ean.
stephnfosterkane: yes, sent you email
Fun Gus: VD the gift that keeps on giving
Whose Cow: Varth Dader?
Bubba's Brain: They threw the candy hearts on sale already.
llanwydd: sdfghjkl
Dr. Headphones: luke, you're my son.....
Bone-E-Boi: orry eep eaking up
Dexter Fong: No Dad, You're my father
Whose Cow: He's not your son, Fred.
Bone-E-Boi: ignal.
Bambi: Betty Jo .... swimming in the water tower again? LOL
Bone-E-Boi: termittent atic.
Dexter Fong: It says here on this rusty plastic light saber buried in Obi's side
Dr. Headphones: iguana?
Bunnyboy: I'll give y'all a link to one of the best "heads-up" sites for upcoming DVD releases.
Bunnyboy: www.hollywoodbitchslap.com
Bubba's Brain: All along the water tower....
Bone-E-Boi: stortion. orry.
Whose Cow: Darth Vader Disease?
Dr. Headphones: ah, that site tried pop up with me, but i bitch slapped 'em
Dexter Fong: one- oi, ake vasive ction
doctec: hey, thanx bun (good site!)
ah,clem: .
Bunnyboy: Cow: That's not until Sept.
Bubba's Brain: Done Voting Day.... first Wednesday in November.
Dexter Fong: ..
Bunnyboy: doc: Yeah, they've got one big ole list there, ya bet.
Dr. Headphones: PORNOGRAPHY AND A VIDEO STORE. interesting feature, will have to read that one ;)
Fun Gus: heeeeeeeeey pat, i'd like to buy fowwwwwwww
Elayne: Fading fast... see y'all next week...
Bambi: Don't Visit Dorothy ... she's not home (in Oz for the weekend)
Bone-E-Boi: ive up. 'll ust ave to ill ou
Dexter Fong: See yah sooner E
Whose Cow: 500 5 500
doctec: nite e
Dip Lacusis: Later on E
Dr. Headphones: bye, e
Bambi: night Elayne
Bone-E-Boi: ye layne
stephnfosterkane: nite elayne!
Whose Cow: See you Elayne
Bubba's Brain: On E, later?
Merlyn: byee
Weird Fonts Yamamoto: bye
||||||||| At 10:27 PM, Weird Fonts Yamamoto runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bunnyboy: And when you're familiar with the schedule (which is updated on Thursdays), you can speed-search the new entries by using your browser's FIND IN THIS PAGE function to look for asterisks. Just like Vonnegut said!
Bubba's Brain: Well, okay.....
Bone-E-Boi: ater.
Bubba's Brain: Bye E.
Bunnyboy: nite El
Dr. Headphones: asterisks will be on sale at staples next week, buy a dozen so you won't run out
doctec: asta risks
Bone-E-Boi: ll eys on my eyboard rn't fuctionin operly.
Dexter Fong: ..life, saves hin man
Bunnyboy: The world will never run out of asterisks.
Bubba's Brain: Asterix is better in the original Scandanavian....
Whose Cow: With Obelix doing the heavy lifting.
stephnfosterkane: myrna toy
Dr. Headphones: bun: did they discover more in indonesia?
Dip Lacusis: And on to other things........... Nite All!
Bubba's Brain: ... or is it Belgian?
Dexter Fong: Night Dip
||||||||| At 10:30 PM, Dip Lacusis runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
doctec: nite dip
stephnfosterkane: nite Dip!
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Whose Cow: They discovered more in Antartica, just as a footnote.
stephnfosterkane thought it was charlemangian
Dexter Fong: Penguins keep en on they're feets, hatch them later
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 10:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: WB ILan
stephnfosterkane: u wer prolly thinking of Tin-Tin
Dexter Fong: Deo?
Bambi: wb llanwydd
Dr. Headphones: antarctica is where hitler buried his flying saucers. that's where you get into the center of the earth
Dexter Fong: Dizzy Gillespie song
llanwydd: ffjhgkljhh;kl
Whose Cow: Dr H: That's the rumor
Dr. Headphones: fav dizzy song is "swing low, sweet cadillac" ;)
Dexter Fong: Well siad Ilan
Dexter Fong: "The Finance company just fades em awayyyyy
stephnfosterkane: this is the centre of the Earth...you have to get out via the stairway down there
Bunnyboy: Earth sez: "Hollow!"
Bubba's Brain is getting tired. He has a lot on his mind.
Whose Cow: Back we are to the holes
Bubba's Brain: Nite folks....
Dr. Headphones: WC: it's not a rumor, i read it on a web site. we all KNOW they don't lie ;)
stephnfosterkane: nite Bubba
Dexter Fong: ight ubba
Whose Cow: buenos vacas, BB
llanwydd: just had dinero
Bubba's Brain: Nite all.
Bunnyboy: Nite Bub
||||||||| Bubba's Brain departs at 10:33 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Bobby, Ilan?
Bambi: night BB :)
Bunnyboy: Didja all hear about the horrible "Masonic prank gone wrong" this last week?
llanwydd: that's over my head, I'm afraid
Dr. Headphones: bun: yes, read that. poor guy got more than he wanted from that
Merlyn: "gone wrong", hell. that's how they initiate you now
Whose Cow: So, my pommes are getting frites, so I better hoof on out of here, too.
stephnfosterkane: we all have too much overhead these days...
llanwydd: I've never even heard of a masonic prank
Dexter Fong: Bun: Yeah..Now if they'd only wounded him, he'd a been a provisional member
Dr. Headphones: merl: if that's true, no wonder their membership is declining!
stephnfosterkane: nite Whose
doctec: nite whose
Dexter Fong: See Yah Cow
stephnfosterkane: it's in the Republican Platform, Ilan
Whose Cow: Buy, yawl
ah,clem: bye WC
Dr. Headphones: later, WC
Bambi: see ya WC
Bunnyboy: nite WC
stephnfosterkane: can't afford even a dingy, Whose
||||||||| At 10:36 PM, Whose Cow runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dr. Headphones: don't forget to flush the WC
Dexter Fong: Gotta be a mason before you can get in Skull and Bones
llanwydd: my Grandpa was a shriner and he never told me about any pranks
Dexter Fong: Secret stuff Ilan
Bambi: excellent advice there Ken ;)
stephnfosterkane: ah, this year, the Battle of the Bonesmen!
Fun Gus: if you fall on your skull and boes, you'll get a shriner
Dexter Fong: Right you are Herb
Bunnyboy: Breaking news from CNN: South Korean parliament is boosting their president. Electioneering and incompetence charges.
Dr. Headphones: wasn't it jack paar that got fired for saying "WC" on his show?
Bunnyboy: MAN, if we only had a parliament!
stephnfosterkane: all the way up there, eh?
Dr. Headphones: with the micronite filter?
stephnfosterkane: yeah, funk-a-delic!
Dr. Headphones: george clinton for prez!
Dexter Fong: ..and the tiny pre-drilled tip the ladies love so much
Merlyn: paar was suspended for a week or two
doctec: dr h: yes indeed - he walked off his show after the network came down on him for that one
Merlyn: When he returned, his first words were something like "as I was saying..."
stephnfosterkane: what the heck is "electioneering"?
doctec: merl: he wasn't suspended, he walked off the show
Dr. Headphones: i used to watch him on friday nights when i could stay up late if shock theatre or creature feature wasn't any good on other channels
doctec: it took the network 2 wks to convince him to come back
Fun Gus: for saying WC? no s***!
Bunnyboy: The Masonic news story is at...
Dexter Fong: If it Fields good, say it
Bunnyboy: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/03/09/shooting.masonic.ap/index.html
stephnfosterkane: sheesh, it's like being in a Casablanca screening at a University and the audience calling out the dropped words in a bad print
doctec: the first night he came back, his first words were: "so, as i was saying..."
llanwydd: we had a show called creature feature on Saturdays
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctec: http://www.jackpaar.com/
stephnfosterkane is reminded of Rustler's Rhapsody in which the sidekick realizes the railroad is coming through every western town...
Dr. Headphones: i was a mason once, never had any guns in the rites. dropped out because i got tired of being the youngest one there and watching everyone else with canes and walkers
Bambi: I loved Creature Feature!
stephnfosterkane: all the local stations franchised the creature feature?
Bunnyboy: "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
Dr. Headphones: klok: they must have. ours had shock armstrong as the host
Bambi: and every lawman had a sidekick who was a drunk LOL
Dr. Headphones: during the week he was 6pm news weatherman, on friday night he was shock
stephnfosterkane: and somehow, Elvira was everywhere
Dexter Fong: You get kicked in the side all the time, you'd drink too
Dr. Headphones: elvira was way after i was a kid
stephnfosterkane: biggest shock of my young life, how decrepit TV studios are, esp the seats for the kids' shows
Bambi: lol
stephnfosterkane: liked that movie a lot. "Take care of her!"
Bunnyboy: Head: There's an occassionally produced play called LAST MEETING OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE WHITE MAGNOLIA that's a fun take on secret societies.
Dexter Fong: Biggest shock of *my* young life was touching the metal portion of the dial on bedside radio and the radiator at the same time
stephnfosterkane had such a radio, but his family was too poor to have radiators
Merlyn: I found out a continuity tester works between fillings
Dexter Fong: Merl LOL
doctec: i'm fading fast too - have to sine off (or at the very least go off on a tangent)
Dexter Fong: So does chewing tin foil
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzz...................................................................
stephnfosterkane: someone else had some out by a creek behind our house, but we weren't supposed to be back there, ever
||||||||| At 10:45 PM, doctec runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bunnyboy: Be square, doc.
Dexter Fong: Night Doc..btw..sent you article on Spike Jones
Dr. Headphones: no radiator in my house the engine was air cooled
stephnfosterkane: night DT - will be out ur way this weekend
Bunnyboy: No Tri, only Do.
Dr. Headphones: we lived in volkswagen ;)
Bambi: night Doc .... great to see you...hi to Lili
stephnfosterkane: yes, forgot, best to Lili!
Merlyn: well, if phil doesn't show up again, this will still be logged as a Firesign appearance since he logged in and said something
llanwydd: must be going 2. Next weeke!
stephnfosterkane: nite Ilan!
Bone-E-Boi: Wait! I haven't thought of anything worthwhile to say yet.
Dexter Fong: Merl: If he says something and nobody hears it, does it count?
stephnfosterkane: he showed up oily?
ah,clem: what did he say, Merl?
Bunnyboy: nite ll
Bambi: night llanwydd ... great to see you
Dexter Fong: Night Ilan
Fun Gus: neither has anyone else :)
Bone-E-Boi: Don't go... Just a minute, let me soak my head.
Merlyn: clem, read the log (press the log link on the right)
ah,clem: night ll
Dexter Fong: No sniping from the distance Fun, get in here and mix it up with th rest of us
ah,clem: ok, tks Merl.
Bunnyboy: Cyrus Faryar, gone but not forgotten.
Bone-E-Boi: Can you say that here, Fun Gus? Is it allowed?
Fun Gus: i'll try using more fingers
Dexter Fong: Bun: Why the reference to CF?
Bone-E-Boi: The wizards might turn you into a toad.
Bunnyboy: Ralph Bakshi's WIZARDS is finally on video in May.
stephnfosterkane keeps looking in every OS. no toad wizard found so far..
ah,clem: toad away time,
Bambi: yep...toad away time :)
Bambi: thanks ah,clem :)
Bunnyboy: Dex: Skybird radio was just wrapping up HCYB...and Cyrus had the last word.
Dexter Fong: Thought I was only one with alternate side parking to deal with
Dr. Headphones: careful with those toads, some are poisonous
Bunnyboy: Is somebody trying to message me? I just saw a lotta code jazz.
Dexter Fong: Bun: Thanks, have to relisten to find out
Dr. Headphones: morris code? bebop jazz?
ah,clem: good night everyone, see you next week. :)
Bunnyboy: "Scene 3, Take 600"
Dexter Fong: I am Be-bop Morris, the night sender, the dit dah Demon
Bone-E-Boi: where do you go?
Bunnyboy: Re: Skybird - Medication time....medication time...
stephnfosterkane: goodnight, Clem!
Dexter Fong: Thanks again Bun
Dr. Headphones: bye, clem
Bambi: LOL
Dexter Fong: Night Clem will send along items
stephnfosterkane: Dex, is that like Do-Wah Diddy?
ah,clem: much thanks Dex
Bunnyboy: The code had a HTML string of some sort or stripe.
Dexter Fong: Kinda but its more Pee Pee Diddy
stephnfosterkane: I don't hear any FST on skybird. Isn't it spozed to be on tonight?
Bone-E-Boi: Who is this PD guy, anyway?
||||||||| At 10:52 PM, ah,clem runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Bone? P Diddy? he used to was Puff Daddy amd J-Lo's first major squeeze
Bone-E-Boi: Oooh. I think I ran into PD back in '99. PD ran into me, is more like it.
Fun Gus: gotta go...need to get my wit sharpered for next time. you're a fun group
Bambi: missed it for tonight klok ...
Dr. Headphones: bone: were you in donut shop?
Bunnyboy: Merl: Any thoughts on why HTML connection stats keep popping up in my message queue?
||||||||| At 10:53 PM, Fun Gus vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Come on back Fun
Bambi: over now .. double feature ... will be on again next week
stephnfosterkane heard "I Want to Hold You Hand" today done w/Wagner in the background and some thick German voice reading the lyrics. Took about a minute to realize what it wuz
Bone-E-Boi: Got anything for a broken bone?
Bunnyboy: nite Gus
stephnfosterkane: nite Fun
Dr. Headphones: klok: lay off the drugs ;)
Dexter Fong: Klok: Was it Petter Sellers?
Dexter Fong: Peter
Bambi: FST on Saturday night 9pm - replay Sunday, 9pm and Thursday, 9pm
Bone-E-Boi: Nite all. Or should that be Nye quill?
stephnfosterkane: could be. on the radio
Dexter Fong: Ney Kvell
Dr. Headphones: bambi: 3 times in a week? isn't that illegal in sector "R"?
stephnfosterkane: why not until midnite?
Bunnyboy: Whatever helps you get yer Zs
Dexter Fong: Doc: Only way to get up into the hills
Bambi: LOL :)
Bone-E-Boi: Putter Sailors. Puter Cellphones?
stephnfosterkane rushes for the last pieca pizza
Bone-E-Boi: Well bones.
Dexter Fong: Pewter Cellmates New from Martha 1265724
Bone-E-Boi: Whale clones.
Bambi: well, gotta go get something to eat ... been a long day ... still haven't had dinner :)
Dexter Fong: Mange baby
Bambi: have a great week everyone!
Dr. Headphones: go. eat. come again!
stephnfosterkane: nite Bambi
Bunnyboy: nite Bambi
Merlyn: bye b
stephnfosterkane: I'm right behind, prolly
Bambi: thanks Ken! See ya :)
Dexter Fong: Tutti ala tavala, et mange
Bambi: night Klok, BB, Merlyn :)
Bunnyboy: I'm skittering away, as well. Waves all around!
Bambi: See ya Dex and thanks!
Bone-E-Boi: Martha Stewart Wishing She Were Dead.
Dexter Fong waves back
stephnfosterkane: nite Bunny
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, Bambi runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Poor Bambi..you can't get anything for a nickel anymore
||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Bunnyboy runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Another optimist
Bone-E-Boi: Though I spend my days in contemplation, I'm hoping that Martha will morph into a retro Jimmy Cagney.
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Hey Mother..Top of the World?
stephnfosterkane: they are certainly putting the wrong people in the clink
Dexter Fong: Well isn't that their plan
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bone-E-Boi: Nite.
Dexter Fong: Nite BeB
Bone-E-Boi: 11 O'clock in New York... That's a perfectly reliable estimate.
stephnfosterkane: nite Bone
Dexter Fong: Catherwood = Early warning system
||||||||| At 11:03 PM, Bone-E-Boi runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: ..and the terrible Chat Drought continues
Dr. Headphones: ah, i'm here off and on, trying to help dave on aim at same time
Dexter Fong: Ready! Take AIM! Fire!!!
Dexter Fong: Guess I'll mosey on down the road to Perdition
Dr. Headphones: paved with good intentions, remember
Dexter Fong: You cannot Perdition the Lord with Prayer
Dr. Headphones: yeah, after 11 here also, so maybe i'll head off into the sunset myself. later, all
Dexter Fong: See yah in 2 weeks, got a concert next week
Dexter Fong: Vaya Dear Friends
stephnfosterkane: i'm too busy face-feeding to parciptate
stephnfosterkane: nite everyone, Dex, Ken
||||||||| At 11:07 PM, Dr. Headphones runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
stephnfosterkane: enjoy your concert Dex
||||||||| At 11:07 PM, stephnfosterkane runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Merlyn: And dex is gone, waiting for the reaper
||||||||| At 11:10 PM, Merlyn runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 1:22 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Merlyn: lemmie turn off skybird...
Merlyn: SKYBIRD
Merlyn: hmm, have to fix that
Merlyn: ok, fixed.
||||||||| At 1:29 AM, Merlyn runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Woody One waltzes in at 2:31 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Woody One: Sorry Folks. I'm trying to get back to where everyine else is coming from. See ya next week.
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Woody One - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Phil Austin
ah,clem
Badger
Bambi
Bone-E-Boi
Bubba's Brain
Bunnyboy
Compañero Señor Ҹämamøto
Dexter Fong
Dip Lacusis
doctec
Dr. Headphones
Elayne
Fun Gus
llanwydd
Mad Cøw Yämamøto
Merlyn
Phuck Fonics
stephnfosterkane
Weird Fonts Yamamoto
Whose Cow
Woody One URL References:
http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie1.html
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/03/09/shooting.masonic.ap/index.html
www.cowswithguns.com
www.hollywoodbitchslap.com
http://www.j-bradford-delong.net/movable_type/2004_archives/000384.html
http://www.jackpaar.com/

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	klokwkdog	kend^/Dr. Headphones
FreqMan	Merlyn LeRoy	DocTech	LiliLamont
Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO	Nin0	Tonk
	Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
And, "The Home Team"	Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend