||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 05, 2004 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| 8:02 PM: Dad jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" Dad: Right, son. Now I am the people. And The People -- US -- wants me to tell them -- It -- just what you're doing with your hands in Number 35729 comma Short comma One Pair Blue Gym comma W/slash Protector, worn by Barbara Bobo! ||||||||| "Hey Dad!" ... Dad turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:02 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 05, 2004 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Merlyn LeRoy', just granted probation at 9:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| The Yämamøto iterations enters at 9:08 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| "9:08 PM? 9:08 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits on the couch. ah,clem: hello The Yämamøto iterations: Come Back w/that goat you pug! Merlyn LeRoy: I thought people were too busted up by janet jackson to log in The Yämamøto iterations: Janet Jackson: The Titit shot round the world! The Yämamøto iterations: Tit The Yämamøto iterations: r00ined that The Yämamøto iterations: bah ah,clem: still mildly funny, Yammy The Yämamøto iterations: Mildly at least Merlyn LeRoy: may the breast man win ah,clem :) The Yämamøto iterations: I'd like to try the breast stroke now ah,clem: I am a leg man, myself, right up to where, well you know... The Yämamøto iterations: I'm a leg man from the neck down ah,clem: LOL The Yämamøto iterations: from the neck up, there's always...head ||||||||| Catherwood leads cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:15 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Merlyn LeRoy: 'ello cease: have i ceasewd yet? ||||||||| llanwydd waltzes in at 9:15 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. The Yämamøto iterations: that was rude..... llanwydd: evenin The Yämamøto iterations: nuts ||||||||| The Yämamøto iterations departs at 9:16 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dr. Headphones close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:16 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. ||||||||| The Yämamøto iterations enters at 9:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends llanwydd: hi doc Dr. Headphones: how's everyone tonight? Merlyn LeRoy: I don't know, I'm not them Dr. Headphones: and we're not us! cease: everyone? cease: a dificult concept to comprehend The Yämamøto iterations: not me Dr. Headphones: cat: how are you guise currently in the waiting room? :) ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwkdog-0x9aed', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:18 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Dr. Headphones: hello, ox-9aed ;) llanwydd: hey Ox klokwkdog-0x9aed: evenin' all Merlyn LeRoy: he's hexing us The Yämamøto iterations: oi Dr. Headphones: looks like one of those cryptic BSD messages The Yämamøto iterations: I'm Hex Proof Dr. Headphones: i'm wearing an ankh, only egypshine entites can get me The Yämamøto iterations: I got my lucky rabbit's foot, convieniently attached to my rabbit llanwydd: what's BSD? Dr. Headphones: blue screen of death. one of the "features" of windows The Yämamøto iterations: an operating system llanwydd: Bicarbonate of Soda Dinner The Yämamøto iterations: That's BSOD Dr. Headphones: llan: lay off the burritos The Yämamøto iterations: BSD is a UNIX Flava Dr. Headphones: chianti and flava beans. yummy ah,clem: Hi Ken The Yämamøto iterations:http://www.deanliou.com/WinRG/ llanwydd: aha i thought it was a flava ah,clem: I was slicing ham, klokwkdog-0x9aed: FreeBSD is underneath the current Mac OS X, isn't it? Dr. Headphones: watch it clem, i'm a ham (ka8vlw)
The Yämamøto iterations thinks of a rude remark, but thinks better of it llanwydd: As I remember, UNIX comes in 32 flava ah,clem: no, theother kind... LOL Dr. Headphones: aw, yam, go ahead, we're used to rude remarks The Yämamøto iterations: Y, BSD is under OSX The Yämamøto iterations: Crapple on top of a reasonably functional OS ||||||||| Bone-E-Boi enters at 9:24 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. llanwydd: hey boni klokwkdog-0x9aed: GUI structure on top of most Unix variants is not, however, as nice Bone-E-Boi: I'm looking for mrmuckle. Dr. Headphones: hey, that 32 flava remark just got to me. i still have some breyer's butter pecan in the freezer! yippee! will return in a few Dr. Headphones: hey bone Bone-E-Boi: yo phones The Yämamøto iterations: Well it's crapple, so they had to dumb it down and make it rilly shiny klokwkdog-0x9aed: Steve J is all about style. Command line ain't style The Yämamøto iterations: So true cease: i'm only partly here The Yämamøto iterations: Style aint substance: Ronnie was all about style, too ah,clem: hi Cat cease: hi ah llanwydd: same here. not all there The Yämamøto iterations: Cat: Whic Part klokwkdog-0x9aed: I'm eager to try the new KDE, but even so, it has a long way to go in terms of functionality. Oh, we always suspected same, Cat Dr. Headphones: ok, i'm back, will read whilst i stuff my pie-hole with ice cream
klokwkdog-0x9aed had to chop his garage door loose again... The Yämamøto iterations: If Linux woul come up w/a good vector graphics program, I'd be in Bone-E-Boi: mrmuckle uploaded some artwork to SITO Panic. http://www.sito.org/cgi-bin/panic/panic cease: ok folks, i'm off to new japanese restaurant. will stop by if anyone's still here later, eh? The Yämamøto iterations: Ok llanwydd: KDE? Bet that's klokdog doesn't eat Dr. Headphones: enjoy, cat ah,clem: ok, Cat, chop chop The Yämamøto iterations: But it doesn't affect his appetite Bone-E-Boi: He uploaded the image files on January 16th--but I missed everything--what a mess--until yesterday. The Yämamøto iterations: later cat Bone-E-Boi: Day before yesterday. klokwkdog-0x9aed: enjoy, Cat! Bone-E-Boi: When I discovered mrmuckle's image files. Bone-E-Boi: I have responded to mrmuckle in kind. http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/image001mrmuckle-tca.jpg Bone-E-Boi: Art of the Insane. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:30 PM and late as usual, it's Bambi, just back from Billville." Bambi: Hi! klokwkdog-0x9aed: B-e-B -- didja read about that guy in DC, made all those "LPs" by hand. Jacket art, tracks, cellophane, the works! llanwydd: hi bambi klokwkdog-0x9aed: hey, bambi Bambi: hi llanwydd Dr. Headphones: hey, bambina Bambi: hey klok The Yämamøto iterations: oi Bambi: hey dr phones :) Bambi: oi yourself there Yam ... btw: what does oi mean anyway LOL The Yämamøto iterations: general greeting in this ontext The Yämamøto iterations: context
The Yämamøto iterations Should clean keyboard llanwydd: oi is a character in the Dark Tower books. Have you read them The Yämamøto iterations: no The Yämamøto iterations: Dark Tower? Bambi: sounds like a good and easy greeting :) Dr. Headphones: llan: i've read 3.5 of them. never restarted the 4th and finished it Bambi: no, haven't read them .. Bambi: who's the author? llanwydd: I don't care much for Stephen King but I like the Dark Tower The Yämamøto iterations: ska/punk/anarchist thingy Bambi: oh, haven't read that series yet Bambi: have many of Kings earlier works here in the library...read them all at least once :) Dr. Headphones: bambi: i stopped reading after the early period except for selected works like "green mile" and "tower" Bambi: some are very strange but I enjoy most of the plots and his writing style. Bone-E-Boi: So what I'm wonder is... Does anyone know mrmuckle's e-mail address/ llanwydd: There are a couple I like: Four Past Midnight and The Dead Zone Bone-E-Boi: wondering Bambi: hi Bone The Yämamøto iterations: you should be able to get thru via SITO if he has anything else there Bone-E-Boi: mrmuckle's e-mail address... do you know it, Bamb? Bambi: yes, good ones llanwydd Dr. Headphones: bone: sorry, can't help you there. if only lew were still around, he might have added himself to the CFD Merlyn LeRoy: Augh! I've turned gray!
klokwkdog-0x9aed has been enjoying very early Steve Earle -- Mercenary Song, Guy Clark, Townes Van Zandt and then re-onion at Bluebird Cafe >25 years later Merlyn LeRoy: wait, that's better Bambi: no, sorry ... don't have it The Yämamøto iterations: Greciaqn Phormula, Merele Bone-E-Boi: His name is Lew? What's his last name? Did you guys piss him off? Dr. Headphones: merlyn: get in the time machine...over there... llanwydd: SITO? Sitting in the Office? The Yämamøto iterations: Or just say useless and stupid things like I do Bone-E-Boi: If he couldn't make it here, he'll never make it at SITO. Dr. Headphones: bone: i'm talking about lew/tinydrtim, who is now sadly departed. he had a web page for fireheads to sign up with their addresses, etc. The Yämamøto iterations:http://www.sito.org Bambi: don't think we could have done anything to piss him off, could we? The Yämamøto iterations: I have some things there, and I randomly post stuff llanwydd: Screaming in Ten Octaves Bone-E-Boi: SITO is OTIS spelled backwards. What does OTIS mean? Nothing. So discussing SITO is on-topic here. Dr. Headphones: hell, bambi, i can't piss off people on purpose, i know i don't accidentally The Yämamøto iterations: Otis is drunk The Yämamøto iterations: o is henry earl Bone-E-Boi: The artists in SITO Gridcosm have gone psychotic. Pigs, knives, blood. Not pretty. Bambi: Ken: LOL ah,clem: ... klokwkdog-0x9aed: Sounds like Iraq Bone-E-Boi: Poor mrmuckle wouldn't stand a chance there. Merlyn LeRoy: You can still visit Lew's web site via the wayback machine: http://web.archive.org/web/*/www.tinydrtim.com Bambi: klok....have you had a recent BSOD? (looking at klok's name tonight) ||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cease - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bone-E-Boi: Wait a minute. mrmuckle was here a couple of weeks ago. He must have acquired Lew's moniker. Dr. Headphones: yes, merl, but as i recall, muckle showed up after the RIP, so he couldn't be there Bambi: that chinese food must be a killer LOL The Yämamøto iterations: Henry Earl: http://earlhenry.messedup.net/ Merlyn LeRoy: Looks like Aug 17, 2002 is the last real version Bone-E-Boi: As I recall, this mrmuckle is a jazz muscian of some note (pun intended) and visually impaired. Merlyn LeRoy: are people wondering if mrmuckle will return? Bone-E-Boi: a jazz musician of some notes? Bone-E-Boi: Merlyn, I'm trying to obtain his e-mail address to notify him that I've uploaded repsonses to his images at SITO Panic. Dr. Headphones: he only plays the white keys? klokwkdog-0x9aed: many of them can't afford enough notes to play well, B-e-B llanwydd: make it a C note Merlyn LeRoy: The last time mrmuckle was at the chat was Oct 16, 2003 klokwkdog-0x9aed: perhaps he's on tour ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly. klokwkdog-0x9aed: hey, E! Dr. Headphones: hey e Elayne: Evenin' all! ah,clem: hi E llanwydd: hi Elayne The Yämamøto iterations: oi E! Bambi: hi Elayne! Bone-E-Boi: Merlyn, take this, for example, please. http://www.sito.org/synergy/panic/exchange/43-percentcopy-mrmuckle-tca.jpg Elayne: Robin's in the other room watching Some Like It Hot. Elayne: They just did the scene where the Jack Lemmon character told the Tony Curtis character that he was engaged to marry Joe E. Brown. The Yämamøto iterations: I just like it llanwydd: I've seen that one Elayne: I kept thinking, "well, maybe in Massachusetts..." The Yämamøto iterations: n the pot 9 days old Bone-E-Boi: Merlyn, I'm off to czech out the October cheese logs. Elayne: "...but not if Bush has his way..." Merlyn LeRoy: his stuff, BEB? Bone-E-Boi: It's an interesting approach, but it's not you, right? Bone-E-Boi: That's my work layered over the work of mrmuckle. llanwydd: I don't even remember muckle Bone-E-Boi: I remember muckle. llanwydd: bet he doesn't remember me Dr. Headphones: who had pot 9 days old? it might still be green then klokwkdog-0x9aed: Bush wants to send men to mars; i think he should go first Bone-E-Boi: Mr Muckle is a character in a W.C. Fields movie. Perhaps the most anti-PC character in cinematic history. Bone-E-Boi: Of course, back in Fields day, they didn't call it PC. Dr. Headphones: klok: make cheney co-pilot The Yämamøto iterations: Klok: What and piss off the Martians? Merlyn LeRoy: "Put it down, Mr. Muckle honey!" klokwkdog-0x9aed: make cheney the heat shield llanwydd: even more un-PC than Stepin Fetchitt? klokwkdog-0x9aed: the martians are all inside, Yam. they won't mind Bone-E-Boi: The movie is It's a Gift. Not my favorite, but a good one. The Yämamøto iterations: Well sending lower simians into space has plenty of precedents Dr. Headphones: i thought the martians were invisible Bone-E-Boi: "Listen to the man." That's what they called PC in Fields day. Dr. Headphones: there's a character named yamamoto on csi right now klokwkdog-0x9aed: under the flag of the greenback dollar... The Yämamøto iterations: They are, have you ever seen one?
klokwkdog-0x9aed fires up the hdtv The Yämamøto iterations: Ken: I'm suing Dr. Headphones: except for michael valentine smith, of course llanwydd: Isn't "It's a Gift" the one where he takes his family to Californian to live on a plantation or something? Bone-E-Boi: I must flee. Desperately seeking mrmuckle. ah,clem: anyone who talks about "political crrectnees" should be forced to listen to lenny bruce, george carlin and richard prior. klokwkdog-0x9aed: nite BeB llanwydd: I meant California Bone-E-Boi: and W.C. Fields. Dr. Headphones: bone: i could be wrong, and you might have to read a bunch of old logs to prove or disprove this, but i think one of the 4 or 5 was conversing with muckle at one time as if he knew him personally Bone-E-Boi: and the Marx Brothers. Bone-E-Boi: "Can't you see I'm trying to say I love you." Elayne: Apparently some of the "lesser" Marx Bros. movies are close to being released on DVD. ah,clem: right, Grocho too Merlyn LeRoy: well, mrmuckle never mentioned his email address in the main chat log, I just checked all the ones Bone-E-Boi: Margaret Dumont forever. Merlyn LeRoy: the non-Paramount Marx movies, except for Love happy (and Story of Mankind) Bone-E-Boi: Thanks for your help, Merlyn. Maybe he'll return. Some day. The Yämamøto iterations: I'm in love w/Margret Dumont: What a Dame! Face like an old TeeVee llanwydd: Bone E, that was a quote from "The Coconuts" wasn't it? Dr. Headphones: yam: what you mean? 525 horizontal lines? klokwkdog-0x9aed: times were hard. she got paid Merlyn LeRoy: Here's "Graucho's" [sic] FBI file: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/groucho1.html The Yämamøto iterations: Round and all glowy Merlyn LeRoy: You think intelligence gathering is bad now, back then they couldn't spell his name right ||||||||| At 9:54 PM, Bone-E-Boi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! The Yämamøto iterations: GRAUCHO The Yämamøto iterations: bwhahahahaha Bambi: night Bone llanwydd: that's gaucho with an R Dr. Headphones: don't cry for me, argentina llanwydd: that was a mysterious disappearance ah,clem: duck soup The Yämamøto iterations: No, They're Fascists llanwydd: remember the spanish marx brother, gazpacho? Bambi: They were humorous ... actors .. and funny as hell ... despite their political affiliations LOL The Yämamøto iterations: And the one wi/a hot temper, Zippo Dr. Headphones: i'm not sure i've ever watched an entire marx bros. movie. i have seen many "you bet your life" episodes Merlyn LeRoy: and adolph marx, the weirdest real comedian name of Harpo llanwydd: then there was guano Merlyn LeRoy: I've got the new DVD of YBYL, but I haven't watched it yet. Dr. Headphones: holy batshit, robin! llanwydd: I've seen every Marx brothers film The Yämamøto iterations: He had a really Sh*tty sens of humor Merlyn LeRoy: including "Humor Risk"? ah,clem: recite after me, the 7 words you can never say on television... (Carlin) Elayne: I've never heard of "Humor Risk." Elayne: Bath, towel, border... Merlyn LeRoy: Have you seen "The Incredible Jewel Robbery"? Dr. Headphones: my latest dvd acquisitions are all live concerts of "yes" Elayne: Oh no, wait, that's different words... ah,clem: nd tits doesn't evn belong on the list. Bambi: I have probably seen just about all the Marx Brothers movies ... some many times ... always good :) Elayne: It's been way too long since I've seen a Marx Brox. movie. They never seem to play 'em on TV any more. Merlyn LeRoy: "Humor Risk" was a silent made near New York, without their usual characters as done on Broadway. They hated the result so much they destroyed all prints. llanwydd: no I've never seen Humour Risk and neither has anybody else Elayne: Cool, Merlyn, I didn't know that. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Merlyn LeRoy: "The Incredible Jewel Robbery" was mostly Harpo, with a lot of Chico and Groucho came in at the end, so it barely qualifies. it was a TV special Dr. Headphones: catherwood has found the missing 7 minutes Bambi: Teller (from Penn and Teller) reminds me of Harpo The Yämamøto iterations: E: Graucho is not PC anymore Merlyn LeRoy: There's also some test footage for a TV series with all 3 for "Deputy Seraph" Dr. Headphones: frontline on pbs in a few minutes is about pornography ;) Merlyn LeRoy: They play angels. Merlyn LeRoy: full-frontal frontline Dr. Headphones: deputy seraph was the sequel to assistant cherubim The Yämamøto iterations: Janet Jackson on? llanwydd: got mail. brb Dr. Headphones: yam: i doubt it, i think this is a repeat Bambi: k ||||||||| Woody One enters at 10:03 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. Elayne: I should think "Graucho" wouldn't be very PC... now Groucho, on the other hand... Bambi: hi Woody Woody One: Yello The Yämamøto iterations: oi Elayne: Hey Woody! Dr. Headphones: hey woody Woody One: Hey folks. Woody One: The time has come for all good Fireheads to come to the Waiting Room. Dr. Headphones: i'm already here The Yämamøto iterations: What about us bad ones Merlyn LeRoy: ahem. "sit in the waiting room".. llanwydd: I've had so much spam I can't manage another bite Merlyn LeRoy: anywho, you can see the footage for "Deputy Seraph" at http://www.whyaduck.com/realaudio/video.htm Bambi: I'm sittin' in the waiting room .... waiting ... what am I waiting for, BTW? The Yämamøto iterations: "Put it between two slices of bread and EAT IT!" Woody One: Spam. Wonderful Spam. Dr. Headphones: fry it up and apply mustard liberally The Yämamøto iterations: Bambi: Godot Bambi: between spam and mydoom ... I've had my fill ... thankfully I use an email client that doesn't execute code LOL Merlyn LeRoy: the Robert E. Lee klokwkdog-0x9aed: i wanna be SFK awhile. back in a sec. ||||||||| klokwkdog-0x9aed rushes off, saying "10:07 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Bambi: ok, I'll bite ... what's Godot? Dr. Headphones: it doesn't execute it but it does lock it up and throw away the key Elayne: Great link Merlyn, thanks! ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:07 PM and late as usual, it's stephnfosterkane, just back from Billville." Elayne: Hey SFK! The Yämamøto iterations: bambi: http://samuel-beckett.net/Waiting_for_Godot_Part1.html Elayne: I mean, Klok! :) Dr. Headphones: ah, the inscrutable mr. kane stephnfosterkane: ;-)) Bambi: hi stephn llanwydd: can't seem to play the Seraph with my webtv stephnfosterkane: itz just me, klok stephnfosterkane: using my alt-id Bambi: thanks Yam ... checking it out. Merlyn LeRoy: doesn't do realaudio, llan? Woody One: Any relation to Charles, Stephn? Merlyn LeRoy: There's a good article with pictures on Deputy Seraph at http://www.marxoutofprint.plus.com/filmfax14/filmfax14.htm llanwydd: I'll be on a real computer next week though Bambi: had to leave that page...constantly reloading
Dr. Headphones sings: way down upon the swanee-kane ribber.............. llanwydd: webtv only does WMP Dr. Headphones: wmp: weapons of mass protection? The Yämamøto iterations: Thank You Microshaft Woody One: Who sent that penguin page last week? Bambi: figures ... like Microshaft would play nice with other vendors HA! Woody One: Cute and sick. My two favorite combos. llanwydd: I'm leaving for Florida on Monday to visit my parents for a couple of weeks. I'll be using their computer next Thursday Dr. Headphones: i like the combo #7 with onions stephnfosterkane: windows media player Dr. Headphones: llan: i hope you enjoy it, i sure did in december! The Yämamøto iterations: And a side of Flies(they don't weigh 'em) llanwydd: It should be easier to write Woody One: Always onions, no matter who I'm around. Elayne: The penguin thing was probably me, Woody. Elayne: There are versions around of the Yeti-penguin thing where you can hit it over 4000 feet. Woody One: Funny. I did it a few times. Elayne: Yeah, it's spreading 'round the 'net pretty quickly. Dr. Headphones: over 4000 feet? that's better than a millipede Bambi: Windows Media Player = WiMP Bambi: LOL The Yämamøto iterations: y The Yämamøto iterations: Rubbishy bit that Woody One: We are quick aren't we Doc? llanwydd: I know Milly Pede Dr. Headphones: well, mailer said there's the quick and the dead. i'm still breathin' Elayne:http://laget.kicks-ass.net/pingvin/pingu4.php stephnfosterkane: And we'll fight for no country but we'll die for good pay Bambi: ah,clem ... say somethin' ... you're fading fast ;) Woody One: As long as my loved ones can spend it. ah,clem: ... The Yämamøto iterations: ok Dr. Headphones: ellipsis to you, too, clem
Bambi smiles ah,clem :) Dr. Headphones: everyone say "cheese" and smile for the camera stephnfosterkane: Under the flag of of the greenback dollar / Or the peso down Mexico way llanwydd: Don't recognize you, Mr. Kane. Have you been here before? Dr. Headphones: bleu Woody One: Where's Barney? Lost on the Funway? stephnfosterkane: it's me, klok, Ilan
The Yämamøto iterations doesn't do dairy stephnfosterkane: my alt-id Bambi: sap saga llanwydd: Oh I see stephnfosterkane: from long ago when the chat would not let me in as kwd Dr. Headphones: long ago in a galaxy far away..... Woody One: Was Phil Austin kidding when he said they weren't performing at UCLA? llanwydd: the chat didn't like you or your name? The Yämamøto iterations: When you were Kend^ stephnfosterkane: it would block me sometimes; it gets strange on DALnet now and again Dr. Headphones: ah yes, in a previous incarnation :) i've returned, bigger, better, and badder Bambi: would that be Ken with his new year's party hat ^ Woody One: He said they'd be in the audience. I thought he was just hotdoggin' me.
The Yämamøto iterations has always been Big Bad and Better Merlyn LeRoy: no woody, it isn't something Firesign came up with Dr. Headphones: woody: i think they don't hotdog. maybe polish sausage Merlyn LeRoy: it's really Firesign material performed by other people. stephnfosterkane: Dr. H was Kend same time frame...in the IRC chat on DALnet llanwydd: the mighty Hot Dog! The Yämamøto iterations: FST by other ppl? Hell we do that for free Dr. Headphones: i've been doing this chat about 6 years now. DAMN! The Yämamøto iterations: dand prolly better, too Woody One: He'd mentioned Julia Louis Dreyfuss & John Goodman were two doing the material. llanwydd: ok Dinner at 10 15. Brb stephnfosterkane: longer than i.. The Yämamøto iterations: It's not about Hate.... Dr. Headphones: it's about this long...and this wide.... stephnfosterkane: Goodman spoke well of the guys during the special Woody One: About ate. Dinner at eight. Bambi: enjoy llanwydd The Yämamøto iterations: and about this country we're singin about Woody One: Be back. The Yämamøto iterations: see, Free and just as good Dr. Headphones: klok: i just re-watched my weirdly cool the other night, and yes, goodman and williams both praised quite nicely The Yämamøto iterations: In the comfort of your own home Merlyn LeRoy: so yammy, when can I come over to your comfortable home and watch it? Woody One: Chevy Chase said some tired remarks in that one. The Yämamøto iterations: Merl: as soon as I get one Merlyn LeRoy: the UCLA show is here: http://uclalive.org/Event.asp?Event_ID=67 Dr. Headphones: woody: he's on the downside of his career. many from that era are. i saw dan ackroyd doing a cable tv commercial the other night The Yämamøto iterations: That's depressing The Yämamøto iterations: SNL's greatest doing infomercials Woody One: Too cool. If I lived in LA, I'd be there. By now of course. Dr. Headphones: fst's jack poet vw ads are great, also, from that dvd The Yämamøto iterations: "remember Those Fabulous 60's?" Dr. Headphones: jackelope freeway, 1/4 mile The Yämamøto iterations: Leave the freeways to me! Woody One: Yeah. I think if Chevy's given the right script, he's alright. ah,clem: if you lived here, you would be home by now... Merlyn LeRoy: "leave everything to me!" The Yämamøto iterations: I'll get you REALLY lost stephnfosterkane: ah! found the frigging DVD! sheesh. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00009KP12/ref=qid=1076037565/sr=36-pd_sr_ec_ir_d/ref=sr_36_pd_sr_ec_ir_d_d/002-9185024-4744003?v=glance&s=dvd&st=* The Yämamøto iterations: Woody: Or the Right Drugs Dr. Headphones: yam: i know i'll never ask you for directions :) Merlyn LeRoy: a Laugh-In great doing that voice, gary owens Woody One: He's now on downs isn't he? The Yämamøto iterations: Just go to my site The Yämamøto iterations: You get all directions at once! Dr. Headphones: wow, klok, i first read that as "heartworm" llanwydd: I remember the fabulous 60s. My dad drove a flattop and my mother smoked bananas Woody One: Goin' for another Bear Wiz from the fridge. ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dr. Headphones: i always drink bear whiz with my cheese whiz stephnfosterkane: i'm listening to the soundtrack now and it's amazing Woody One: Perfect Combo. Must have onions though. ah,clem: it's in the water, that's why it's yellow
The Yämamøto iterations does not do beer, either Dr. Headphones: all that peeing in the stream. great video on weirdly cool showing the bear doing it Bambi: cedar water is yellow Woody One: That's on "Everything You Know Is Wrong" video too. ah,clem: have to rewire tv system for Bambi, BBL stephnfosterkane: "...was he listening to the echo returns or what?" Bambi: we lived near what they called a cedar creek ... very cold and yellow Bambi: thanks ah,clem :) ah,clem: Bear Wizz Dr. Headphones: i would have thought cedar water would be red stephnfosterkane: should smell nice, though Bambi: gonna watch Christopher Walken in "Of Unknown Origin" stephnfosterkane: enjoy! Woody One: Seinfeld fans? Any? A clip that will interest you concerning Firesign. Bambi: yeah, you'd think so ken LOL
The Yämamøto iterations has never seen Seinfeld Dr. Headphones: woody: of the moderate (not rabid) variety here Bambi: but this water was very yellow stephnfosterkane: where, woody? ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Bubba's Breast', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:35 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Dr. Headphones: it's janet! Dr. Headphones: a/k/a bubba Bubba's Breast: Hey, all. The Yämamøto iterations: dammit janet! Bambi: hey Bubba The Yämamøto iterations: oi Bubba's Breast: Just thought I'd pop out, uh, in. The Yämamøto iterations: in, out, it's all he same Dr. Headphones: when i grow up i want to pierce my nipple and wear a star on it. yeah, right! The Yämamøto iterations: ow Bambi: hey, just one breast ... just like janet LOL Woody One: Okay. The first show about the "Show about nothing." Jerry & George are in front of the bar at comedy club. A Firesign Theatre "Just Folks" poster is on the wall behind them. Dr. Headphones: interesting, woody, never saw it stephnfosterkane: hmmm; scene setting, eh? stephnfosterkane: kind of like the first panels of Argon Zark Woody One: You know about the show about nothing? Seinfeld's show within the show. stephnfosterkane: not really; I watch "Seinfeld", but it's not there. i zone out Dr. Headphones: i have seen it, but apparently didn't watch closely enough Woody One: There's about 5 episodes related.
Bubba's Breast puts on a pastie, just in case of a wardrobe malfunction. stephnfosterkane: i can't, not for >3-4 minutes. it slips away, like putting your finger on a wet watermelon seed. can't concentrate enough Dr. Headphones: nice analogy, sfk stephnfosterkane: FST, I lock on tight and ride the roller coaster ||||||||| The Yämamøto iterations leaves to catch the 10:41 PM train to Hellmouth. stephnfosterkane: not mine, Ken; Nick Tredennick's Dr. Headphones: now there's a name i haven't heard in a while. in fact, never ah,clem: ok, Bambi, tv all set, I am going up to watch tv in bed, night all, Dr. Headphones: later, jl Woody One: Night ah clem. Bambi: today's fortune: The star of riches is shining upon you. ... sounds like a hollow promise ... riches are not that important. Bubba's Breast: Ta Ta for Clem stephnfosterkane: he designed the microcode and nanocode for the Motorola 68000 CPU, among many other things Bambi: night ah,clem ... see ya in a few stephnfosterkane: nite clem Merlyn LeRoy: night, clem ah,clem :) Bambi: well, gonna go watch Christopher Walken battle the giant rat LOL Dr. Headphones: ok, an apple guy, that's why i know nothing Bambi: have a great night everyone! stephnfosterkane: a good analogy, but the one i like best came from a supervisor a couple decades back stephnfosterkane: nite Bambi Dr. Headphones: bambi: from sumatra? Woody One: See ya Bambi. Chris is great. Dr. Headphones: enjoy it Bambi: naw, actually it is the momma rat in his house ... battle of wits between man and rat stephnfosterkane: he was steamed, slammed down a phone and said "Gawd-dammed Yankees. It's like talking to worms in a bait bucket!" Bambi: man wins but not till he has virtually lost his mind Dr. Headphones: i know people like that (worms in bucket) Bambi: night klok stephnfosterkane: sounds like one of Walken's better performances ;-) Bambi: thanks Woody :) Woody One: I sub-teach. Did an impersonation of Walken for the class for trivia. One guy got it. Bambi: yes enjoy Chris very much Dr. Headphones: i hear you need to be a sub-genius to sub-teach Bambi: I would have gotten it :) Bambi: see ya all :) Woody One: LOL ||||||||| At 10:46 PM, Bambi runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Bubba's Breast: Hey mr. ice cream man, make a scoop for me. I'm not freezing and there is no place I'm goin to. stephnfosterkane: LOL Dr. Headphones: my butter pecan a while ago was somewhat disappointing. something in freezer has an odor and the i.c. absorbed it. llanwydd: anyone still here? Dr. Headphones: no one but us lizzards Bubba's Breast: nobody but us chickens... beat me to it. Merlyn LeRoy: blizzards? Dr. Headphones: chickens are just lizzards with feathers Bubba's Breast: Hey, lizzard, lizzard, lizzard.... llanwydd: nice to be hanging out with chickens and lizards Woody One: I gave a girl I used to date some peanut brittle from the fridge. She said it tasted like bananas. I didn't tell her there was a rotten banana in there. Dr. Headphones: i'm a wannabe gila monster ||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ah,clem - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dr. Headphones: black with orange spots is my fashion ideal llanwydd: I hope you are all tolerant of homo sapiens Dr. Headphones: i don't think there's anything rotten in my freezer, but i'll buy a box of sodium bicarbonate and place in there llanwydd: better yet clean and defrost it Woody One: I was never home, and the naner got away from me. So did the brittle. Dr. Headphones: yes, i will do that first. doesn't need defrosting, but could stand to be emptied and wiped out stephnfosterkane: come back Woody Guthrie, come back to us now...Tear your eyes from paradise And rise again some how stephnfosterkane: ah, this is just soooo fine stephnfosterkane: it's been sooo cold here. my icemaker tried to tear itself apart llanwydd: what's soooo fine frosty? stephnfosterkane: it's been sooo cold here. my icemaker tried to tear itself apart Woody One: It's been a hoot, folks. Gotta hit the sack. Mr. Foster: say hi to Charles for me. Dr. Headphones: g'nite, woody llanwydd: there's an echo in here Woody One: Rosebowl. stephnfosterkane: oh, "Christmas in Washington" -- it's so appropos to what's going on now Bubba's Breast: Think I'm gonna pop out, too. stephnfosterkane: nite woody Dr. Headphones: be a star, bubba stephnfosterkane: message line malfunction, folks ;-) stephnfosterkane: nite bubba Woody One: Goodnight from the armpit of Indiana. ||||||||| Bubba's Breast is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:55 PM. ||||||||| 10:55 PM -- Woody One left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Merlyn LeRoy: knight stephnfosterkane: ken - this set is amazing http://www.wdwagoner.com/WPKN-FM/ stephnfosterkane: jan 27, 2004 show Dr. Headphones: ah, ok, not live. will listen after frontline is done stephnfosterkane: i must pumpkin in 11 min. Dr. Headphones: open in new tab now stephnfosterkane: guess Dex is is Fla and Tom is playing with his balls again llanwydd: just don't squash Dr. Headphones: acorn squash is good stuff Dr. Headphones: as is butternut. had 1/2 of one of those other night Dr. Headphones: and other half the next night Dr. Headphones: lots of fiber in my diet, no lower digestive problems here :) stephnfosterkane: he gets into the DVD soundtrack early, from 30 years back, then switches to a 1995 benefit with Earle, Van Zandt, etc. And then fills with more Earle; "Christmas in Washington", if that ain't Emmylou doing backup, whoever it is: close as I need! llanwydd: you know what you do with hubbard squash. Clean out the seeds and fill it with Jimmy Dean sausage Dr. Headphones: as long as it's not l. ron hubbard! stephnfosterkane: I can get off on that llanwydd: then bake it for a long time Dr. Headphones: sfk: i like emmylou Dr. Headphones: llan: i usually fill with butter and brown sugar, bake until very tender stephnfosterkane: oh, this'll bring tears to your eyes and she's not even in there except backing Dr. Headphones: if it's good, i may record it stephnfosterkane: about 1:30-something in; lyrics - http://www.cowboylyrics.com/tabs/earle-steve/christmas-in-washington-6386.html Dr. Headphones: what format? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. stephnfosterkane: WMA only stephnfosterkane: you see it, right ("Complete Jan 27, 2004 show...") link? Dr. Headphones: wow, some subversive lyrics! Dr. Headphones: ok, wma at very bottom. i saw audio and video links, could be many things stephnfosterkane: there's two versions of "Poncho and Lefty", two of "Mercenary song"... Dr. Headphones: wma is easy to grab unless it's hidden in javascript stephnfosterkane: Ken - the first link in blue on http://www.wdwagoner.com/WPKN-FM/ Dr. Headphones: it's right there out in the open :) Dr. Headphones: it won't let me right click and "save as". well, will fire up the audio program and record off the sound card stephnfosterkane: Tecumseh Valley --so much stuff. And on the 2nd "Mercenary Song", he goes into this riff about working at Sirocco's Pizza when he wrote it and...well, it's ROFL llanwydd: technically there is a federal law against subversive lyrics. I hate to say it llanwydd: depending on how subversive it could qualify as sedition Merlyn LeRoy: what about obversive lyrics? stephnfosterkane: So come back Emma Goldman/Rise up old Joe Hill/The barracades are going up/They cannot break our will llanwydd: same as obtuse lyrics stephnfosterkane: that's not subversive; that's patriotic! stephnfosterkane: just as patriotic as the Port Huron Statement... Dr. Headphones: emma was quite the rabble rouser. i get a daily anarchist email and she's in it at least once a week stephnfosterkane: I hate to break it to you like this, Ken -- she's been gone awhile llanwydd: Emma Goldman didn't say anything new. She just said it differently Dr. Headphones: oh yeah, i know that. notice i put "was" in that statement stephnfosterkane: oh Dr. Headphones: i should have said her quotes and deeds are related in it Dr. Headphones: it's one of those "this day in history" deals, but from a very different viewpoint stephnfosterkane: but this is just freaking wonderful set. radio where someone gets a DVD, thinks, "This is nice" and plays it on-air. Dr. Headphones: sfk: you know how long that thing is? i have to select a length for recording before i start stephnfosterkane: give it 2:10 -- it's a 2-hour set Dr. Headphones: i'm going to do 3, give me time to pause and go to bathroom if i need to, can edit later easily stephnfosterkane: Walter is on some Monday nights from midnight - 2AM. Dr. Headphones: sure glad i'm not outside tonight. snow/sleet/freezing rain here stephnfosterkane: Yeah, I had the WMA transfer drop out for 10, 20 sec. at one point but should be quieter now it's later at night. stephnfosterkane: we get that tomorrow. I pulled another 14-mi. march today. hurt like a sunofagun stephnfosterkane: doubt i'll be able to trudge tomorrow. plus mars briefing at 1PM Dr. Headphones: take it easy my friend, don't try to wear yourself out in one try stephnfosterkane: walked from 10:35-2:20PM Dr. Headphones: ok, i'm taking off, say "hi" to any latecomers if there are any. so long, amigos stephnfosterkane: but tomorrow, feet up -- relax! stephnfosterkane: I'm overdue myself, Ken and am off now as well stephnfosterkane: g'nite Ilan and the silent Merlyn Merlyn LeRoy: gnight stephnfosterkane: oh their u ar stephnfosterkane: say nite to Ilan for me as i'm away right after this ||||||||| stephnfosterkane says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, stephnfosterkane exits at 11:14 PM. llanwydd: nite klok llanwydd: been trying to eat dinner, post messages and listen to "How Time Flys" all at once llanwydd: time to go to bed so I'll say good night to whoever is still here Merlyn LeRoy: OK llan llanwydd: talk to you from Florida next week Merlyn LeRoy: OK; phones is gone Merlyn LeRoy: byee ||||||||| At 11:19 PM, Merlyn LeRoy runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dr. Headphones - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rotonoto disembarks at 11:47 PM. Rotonoto: As the man said at the Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe, "How are we for time?>>>" Rotonoto: How was the Japanese Restaurant at the Edge of Town, Cat? ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Rotonoto: Wow! Thanks, Merlyn. The Wayback Machine is a lot of fun. Looking at old Dr. Tim and my old web page Rotonoto: .. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rotonoto: Several hunderd thousand of us helped Kend^ enter the witless, er, witness protection program... Rotonoto: He is at an undisclosed location, but sends some Dr. Headphones dude to check up on us... Rotonoto: I can't believe I skimmed the whole firelog- transcript indicates the crew is basically not insane... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rotonoto: .. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rotonoto: Rotonoto has jumped into the hole...fallen into the hole...fresh air and breakfast? ||||||||| Rotonoto is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 3:17 AM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants: ah,clem
Bambi
Bone-E-Boi
Bubba's Breast
cease
Dad
Dr. Headphones
Elayne
klokwkdog-0x9aed
llanwydd
Merlyn LeRoy
Rotonoto
stephnfosterkane
The Yämamøto iterations
Woody One
