Weekly Firesign Chat Log

A Firesign Chat
10/02/2003

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 02, 2003 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:32 PM, dragging Norman Chubbyknuckle & the All-Animal Whistling Choir by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Norman Chubbyknuckle & the All-Animal Whistling Choir: too oily, i guess
||||||||| Norman Chubbyknuckle & the All-Animal Whistling Choir rushes off, saying "8:33 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| 8:53 PM: Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: ha
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 02, 2003 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: catherwood is beyond the curve of the earth
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: oi
Merlyn: hey, yam-yam-mo
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: y
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: Rush didn't by heroin swear to god
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: oy not again
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: Merle you there?
Merlyn: yeah, something wrong?
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: phew
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: Thought I was houiting into the ether
Merlyn: hoity-tiotying?
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: Shouting
Merlyn: I should put a length limit on names...
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: sorry
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto: hold on
||||||||| Around 9:08 PM, Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Outside, the 9:08 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Repulajunkie Yamamoto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Repulajunkie Yamamoto: Better?
Merlyn: somewhat
Repulajunkie Yamamoto: wait
Merlyn: still kind of early, no matter what catherwood says
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:10 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Repulajunkie Yamamoto by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Yam-a-moto in through the front door at 9:10 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Yam-a-moto: Ha!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Yam-a-moto: Now I'm short and sweet
llanwydd: ello
Merlyn: well, short anyway
llanwydd: no I'm not Nancy
Merlyn: but you're known as nancy
llanwydd: you'd think Catherwood would know better by now
||||||||| 9:12 PM: Balzac Yämamôtø jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Balzac Yämamôtø: Juted the wrong furshluginner buton
Merlyn: one of the yammies is an imposter
llanwydd: anyway, WE ARE THE ONES THAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
Balzac Yämamôtø: me]
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Yam-a-moto at 9:13 PM
Balzac Yämamôtø: The other will die horribly any moment now
Balzac Yämamôtø: like that
Balzac Yämamôtø: His SPLEEN eaten by Marsupials
Balzac Yämamôtø: an ugly and vicious, yet 21st century kinda death
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and klokwkdog-coldNose disembarks at 9:15 PM.
Balzac Yämamôtø: No Long Names
llanwydd: did you know that Balzac died of caffeine poisoning? which reminds me...
Balzac Yämamôtø: I'm having a coffe as we speak
klokwkdog-coldNose: more noble than Tycho's demise
||||||||| 9:16 PM: Frank Acne Jr. jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
klokwkdog-coldNose: would you like to buy another vowel, sarah?
Balzac Yämamôtø: That would be a good name for a band
Balzac Yämamôtø: "Tychos Demise"
klokwkdog-coldNose: it may be taken, Yam
Frank Acne Jr.: This looks like a dangerous "smoke easy?"
llanwydd: What Acne or Jr?
Balzac Yämamôtø: Goddam liberal media dissing Bush again
llanwydd: What ARE we going to do with the liberal media?
Frank Acne Jr.: Goddam liberal media indeed, traitors all!
klokwkdog-coldNose: consider all these taken ones: The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
Balzac Yämamôtø: Goddam liberal media dissing Bush again
klokwkdog-coldNose: The Dead Sea Squirrels
Balzac Yämamôtø: cool
llanwydd: is that for real, klok?
Frank Acne Jr.: Marianas Trench?
Balzac Yämamôtø: Are they any good?
klokwkdog-coldNose: Yep. Herpes Cineplex is taken
Balzac Yämamôtø: Don't talk that way about mariana
llanwydd: The Face on Mars
klokwkdog-coldNose: Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Balzac Yämamôtø: That addresses a real need that one
klokwkdog-coldNose: Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Balzac Yämamôtø: Ewww
llanwydd: The Sore Throats
Balzac Yämamôtø: soiled sheets
klokwkdog-coldNose: Phlegm Fatale
Balzac Yämamôtø: That's funny
Frank Acne Jr.: Be boping Pie and ther fuck ups? No that was my first band!
Merlyn: count spatula
klokwkdog-coldNose: Screaming Iguanas of Love
llanwydd: The Experiment That Failed
Balzac Yämamôtø: I'm listening to the FZ version of Bolero
klokwkdog-coldNose: Shirley Temple Pilots
Frank Acne Jr.: Pandora's Other Box
klokwkdog-coldNose: Willie Nelson Mandela
Balzac Yämamôtø: an interesting mental snap that
klokwkdog-coldNose: Lee Harvey Keitel
llanwydd: Pope Floyd
Merlyn: pope secola
klokwkdog-coldNose: Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Frank Acne Jr.: Punk Floyd
Merlyn: tess tube and the pipettes
klokwkdog-coldNose: Cindy Brady's Lisp
Balzac Yämamôtø: That's kinky
Frank Acne Jr.: Yellow Matted Custard
klokwkdog-coldNose: Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Balzac Yämamôtø: ew
Frank Acne Jr.: Ewe
Balzac Yämamôtø: this could be a web page
llanwydd: Kate Smith's Revenge
klokwkdog-coldNose: The Boxing Ghandis
Merlyn: it will be tomorrow
Merlyn: the New Tgingriches
Merlyn: the lost goldman dutch mine
Merlyn: degrassi knoll
Balzac Yämamôtø: Yr making this up
Frank Acne Jr.: The New Testicles
Balzac Yämamôtø: And I cant even think of any good shit
llanwydd: Crosby, Stills, Proctor and Bergman
Merlyn: sure
klokwkdog-coldNose: the list was actually posted to alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre on 28 Jan 1999
Balzac Yämamôtø: You mean I have to find it?
Balzac Yämamôtø: bah
Frank Acne Jr.: This list will be a Dennis Miller routine by the week end!
Merlyn: Hamsterdam
klokwkdog-coldNose: nah, search Google Groups, narrow to alt and look for the subject: "all the good ones are taken"
Balzac Yämamôtø: Bah on Dennis Miller
Frank Acne Jr.:
klokwkdog-coldNose: hey kids, it's Dennis Miller time!
Merlyn: Ichabob Crane
Frank Acne Jr.:
llanwydd: If you've got the time...
klokwkdog-coldNose is very pleased to have snagged two rendered O'Reilly books for $6.99 in the Job Lot tonight!
Merlyn: the sappho vanzettis
klokwkdog-coldNose: good one!
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:29 PM and late as usual, it's Frank Acme Sr., just back from Billville."
Balzac Yämamôtø: Rendered?
llanwydd: Job Lot? Related to Trent?
Merlyn: Of Babbages and Bings
llanwydd: he's got the patience of a Job
klokwkdog-coldNose: yeah, when they get out of date or too frumpy from shelf-thumbing or just being knocked around...
Merlyn: hey acme, should I kill off Jr.?
Balzac Yämamôtø: I thought all those dam lib bookstores hid those books
klokwkdog-coldNose: ...the book vendors sell them off at a fraction of their value to wholesalers, slash the top and bottom of the pages with a magic marker and deface the bar code
llanwydd: what ARE we going to do about the lib bookstores?
Merlyn: Rachel Prejudice and Sybil Rights
Balzac Yämamôtø: Kill them
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:31 PM and Frank Acme Sr. Sr. steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
klokwkdog-coldNose: well, it's just a political thing to have more of them in the business -- Rush says they really aren't smart enough to play on a level field
Merlyn: ceçi n'ést-pas une pipe-bombe
Balzac Yämamôtø: This is getting generationally weird
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Frank Acne Jr. at 9:32 PM
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Frank Acme Sr. at 9:32 PM
llanwydd: I KNEW Acme was a Greek name
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: We we manure
Merlyn: entire generations are dying
klokwkdog-coldNose: "Third World Service...searching for the traitor...who blew the generator..."
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: I was caught in a loop in a loop in aloop ... but I'm all better now!
Balzac Yämamôtø: From the bottom up
klokwkdog-coldNose: did you see Dr. Mobius in there?]
Merlyn: Mad Cow Orker
Merlyn: Dick Shaft and the Four Skins
Balzac Yämamôtø: BTW what is a "Level Playing Field" is that like a levelled mountain?
Merlyn: We Never Clothes
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Red Greenback & the Blueboys
Merlyn: H.L. Menckenstuf
klokwkdog-coldNose: Merlyn - there is one about that bad in the list, if you look
Merlyn: (he sings cynical kids' songs)
||||||||| 9:34 PM: Dr. Headphones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Merlyn: I may have added it; it's one I made up a while ago
Dr. Headphones: good evening, dear friends :)
Balzac Yämamôtø: oi ken
klokwkdog-coldNose: well, Yam, to particular incarnations of Donovan, it might in fact be so!
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Dr. H!
klokwkdog-coldNose: hey Ken
Merlyn: The Fast Fourier Freq Bros
Dr. Headphones: sr. sr.? is there an echo in here?
Merlyn: uncorporeal punishment
Dr. Headphones: ha! merlyn, i bet not one in a hundred knows what you're talking about
klokwkdog-coldNose: oh, let's stay Discrete about it...
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: There were several Doc and and a deja vu again and again
Merlyn: the soylent green hornet
klokwkdog-coldNose: Cooley-Tukey and the Harmonics...
llanwydd: John Paul and the Popetones
Balzac Yämamôtø: You've got Globner's disease Ken-Take these drugs here, you' be fine. Rush has been taking them for a week and he's a changed MAN
Merlyn: turning water into whine
Merlyn: Apropostate
Dr. Headphones: llan: have you seen il papa lately? he's not looking good at all
klokwkdog-coldNose: it's just an act to get sympathy
Dr. Headphones: yeah, yam, that sure surprised me. mr. goodie two-shoes republican--a drug addict!
llanwydd: he's looking better than I am right now
Dr. Headphones: http://www.nydailynews.com/10-02-2003/front/story/122839p-110349c.html
Balzac Yämamôtø: Coulda knocked me over w/a feather
klokwkdog-coldNose: you're not well, Ilan.?
Dr. Headphones: i hadn't seen him for years, i'm surprised at how much weight he lost. but then, take enough drugs, you lose interest in food
Merlyn: and he's smoking a blunt
llanwydd: I'm well I just don't look good
Merlyn: mad cow-lick disease
klokwkdog-coldNose: anyone heard re Lili
klokwkdog-coldNose: ?
Dr. Headphones: llan: don't lie to us. you look FABULOUS!
Dr. Headphones: klok: last i heard, recuperating well. but we are due for an update
klokwkdog-coldNose: tnx
Merlyn: Corporal Philia
llanwydd: If you think so, Doc you must have some surveillance setup
Dr. Headphones: dr. headphones: sees all, nose all, smells all
Merlyn: cockroaches in the kafkateria
Dr. Headphones: gimme two, and add mustard
Merlyn: Pierced Brosnan
llanwydd: kafkateria! Brilliant!
Balzac Yämamôtø: Say did anyone snag my snap for the eventual louge of this page?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Having a metamorphis Merl?
Merlyn: no thanks, I just ate
Dr. Headphones: yam: yep, someone did, i saw it (9" crosscut saw)
Balzac Yämamôtø: Ok
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Here have one of mine!
Balzac Yämamôtø: Little blue ones, please
klokwkdog-coldNose: kwd is gonna grab a beer and pop over to another tab and peruse briefly "Taiwan, inc is Really Unhappy about the cost of the 6+ layer boards" for a few min.; bak shortly
Dr. Headphones: hillbillyl heroin blue ones?
Balzac Yämamôtø: Yee Haw
Dr. Headphones: lord haw haw
Balzac Yämamôtø: haw haw haw
Balzac Yämamôtø drools
Merlyn: hey phones, I listened to lord haw haw's last broadcast on the web (he was drunk)
Balzac Yämamôtø: Maybe that's why he made that comment on ESPN
Dr. Headphones: i'll talk about him since he's not here. dave (the blind one) was so amused one night we were chatting i said "yee haw" and he said it sounded so strange to hear his screen reader say that phrase
Dr. Headphones: brew ha ha?
Balzac Yämamôtø: Haw haw Haw
Balzac Yämamôtø: etc
Balzac Yämamôtø: Too many brews
Dr. Headphones: a stray speck of dust put an apostrophe on my screen in the wrong place. better than catastrophe, i guess
Balzac Yämamôtø: Yes
llanwydd: You know, I really think we should all get together for a picnic sometime and have peccary pie and groat clusters and whole beef halves and moleskin cookies and some swell pizza
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: BLUES ...
Balzac Yämamôtø: Yes
Dr. Headphones: frank: i'm going to watch the rerun at 11pm, csi on right now and i like that show
Balzac Yämamôtø: nk some sort of get-together would be a good thing
llanwydd: let's actually invent some recipes
Dr. Headphones: i'll bring the moleskin cookies. one box will feed us all
Balzac Yämamôtø: Skinned Mole Souffle?
Dr. Headphones: llan: i actually have recipe for "nasi goring" somewhere on computer. it was featured on one of the albums
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Eat'em wipe'm off Eat'em again
llanwydd: I came across nasi goring on the web as well. It's Indonesian
Dr. Headphones: i would never make it, sounded quite a bit spicier than my taste will accept gracefully
Dr. Headphones: but then, all my taste is in my mouth....
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: I'm Nasi Goring, I'm never boring, I put on the Zuit Suit I go to scoring ...
Dr. Headphones: was that from "tv or not tv"?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: It ain't easy being a gorilla but everybody got a little gorilla inside him ...
llanwydd: I always thought it was "I go exploring"
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: yes
Dr. Headphones: frank: if you were spanish, you could be "Sr. Frank Acme Sr."
Balzac Yämamôtø: Como?
Dr. Headphones: perry como?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: K?
llanwydd: next week I'll share my recipe for cherrystone pie
Balzac Yämamôtø: I was in a comop for a year
Balzac Yämamôtø: Deep dish?
Balzac Yämamôtø: That was supposed to be "como"
Dr. Headphones: i've known some deep dishes in my time....
llanwydd: sure
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: We had to sell our comop and go live in a lake!
Balzac Yämamôtø: Mariana?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Over buy the trench ...
Dr. Headphones: i can't buy that trench, too expensive
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Via Duck?
Balzac Yämamôtø: watch that trench mouth of yrs, son!
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Watch out for that entrenching tool !
Merlyn: don't put that entrenching tool in your mouth son!
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Wait till your father comes home ...
Balzac Yämamôtø: Damn kids put EVERYTHING in their mouths these days
Dr. Headphones: i've become very careful about what goes in my mouth in my old age. now where's that bag of yoghurt chips?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Don't run in the trenches!
Balzac Yämamôtø: Yoghurt Chips?
Dr. Headphones: and don't sleep in the subway
Merlyn: buy our trenches this high and our soldiers won't need any pants
Balzac Yämamôtø: Jared will eat yr sandwich
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: And don't track musd across my nice clean floor ...
Balzac Yämamôtø: ha!
Balzac Yämamôtø: Bad typing strixe again
Merlyn: typo marx
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Zeus I miss my spel checkers ...
Balzac Yämamôtø: Groucho's half-brother
Dr. Headphones: athena i miss my owl
Balzac Yämamôtø: What a face he had
Dr. Headphones: olyve owl
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Shouldn't that be father further?
Dr. Headphones: der furher
llanwydd: groucho, harpo and typo
Balzac Yämamôtø: George?
Dr. Headphones: ringo!
llanwydd: why a font?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Don't lead him so much owls aren't fast!
Merlyn: why-a no chicken?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Via Duck?
Balzac Yämamôtø: Our contry is really run by an owl-faced coke addict!
Dr. Headphones: contrary to popular belief, duck does NOT taste like chicken
llanwydd: whooooo
Dr. Headphones: yam: what happened to the smirking chimp?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: How John Ashcroft got into my pajamas I'll never know?
Balzac Yämamôtø: Duck is tasty
Merlyn: duck tastes kind of like between chicken and turkey
Dr. Headphones: frank: section 141 of the USA PATRIOT act
Dr. Headphones: anyone here ever done a turducken?
Balzac Yämamôtø: The other primates are VERY insulted by the comparison
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong disembarks at 9:58 PM.
Dr. Headphones: hey dex
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Hey y'all
llanwydd: except the greasy stuff in Chinese restaurants
Balzac Yämamôtø: oi
Merlyn: I thought yammy had an annoying name
Balzac Yämamôtø: bwhahahahaha
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: BLUES What Up?
Balzac Yämamôtø: y yr own poptart
Dr. Headphones: i popped a tart once, set me back $50
Balzac Yämamôtø: That was "Hoist by yr own potart"
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: FASS = Unca Ernie?
Balzac Yämamôtø: balzac
Dr. Headphones: my balzac has hair on it
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Certanknee
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: You oughtta see my Rousseau
Dr. Headphones: REM on letterman tonight, if anyone is interested
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Shhhhh I'm in dis skys!
Dr. Headphones: dex: post a pic, i'll mis-type the url :)
Balzac Yämamôtø: Throw a towel over it
llanwydd: those guys are still around?!
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Make it do push-ups ...
||||||||| 10:00 PM: mrmuckle. Mr. Jake Muckle, M.D. (Madness Defined) jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Merlyn: vanna, throw a vowel over it
Merlyn: worse and worse...
Dr. Headphones: hello, muckle et al
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: catherwood up to 1/4 hr fast now
Balzac Yämamôtø: al et
mrmuckle. Mr. Jake Muckle, M.D. (Madness Defined): hi, y'all
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bambi into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:01 PM, then departs.
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: Build it and they will take liberties
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Hey Muc what the fuc?
mrmuckle. Mr. Jake Muckle, M.D. (Madness Defined): Al et what?
Dr. Headphones: hi bambi--LTNS
Bambi: hello there :)
Balzac Yämamôtø: Animale Crackers
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Hey Bambi
Balzac Yämamôtø: bam-b
Dr. Headphones: of course, no power makes it probably you weren't on line
Bambi: yeah ... 12 days without electricity is a ... well, you know LOL!
Dr. Headphones: are you at the proverbial "end of the line" or was the entire community out that long?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Power was nobodies business
Dr. Headphones: bambi: i should have given you my spare zeppelin tube when you were here
Merlyn: what is this, Italy?
Bambi: entire community was out that long...and some of the entire state as well ... good 'ole Izzy (Hurricane Isabel)
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Around the department of spies ...
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Chiao Bambini
Bambi: yeah, that might have been very helpful Ken :)
Bambi: Chiao Dex
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: If this is Italy, take my spare zeppoli tube
mrmuckle. Mr. Jake Muckle, M.D. (Madness Defined): wait'll L.A. sinks below the ocean for a record "electricity's out" record...
Merlyn: I thought you ate zeppoli tubes
Dr. Headphones: that's canoli, merl
Balzac Yämamôtø: W/Tomato sauce
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: You eat them to build up your resistance
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: I have this rare Zappa Fuse ...
Bambi: I love zeppolis
Bambi: can't get them here in VA
Dr. Headphones: i have enough resistance (100K ohms last time i measured)
Balzac Yämamôtø listens to Sharleena
Merlyn: if ahnold gets elected, Predator will be a movie with 2 governors in it
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: 100K 'Ohmes, splendid old chap
Bambi: pizza dough deep fat fried and rolled in 10x sugar ....yummmm
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: I have Charva on ...
Bambi: have made them myself at home since I can't get them here
Merlyn: that's the most since "three pests from the west"
||||||||| mrmuckle. Mr. Jake Muckle, M.D. (Madness Defined) rushes off, saying "10:06 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dr. Headphones: bambi: i'm drooling now, thanks for that mental picture!
Balzac Yämamôtø: I love that
||||||||| Catherwood ushers mrmuckle into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:06 PM, then departs.
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Is that Hemlock Ohms?
llanwydd: evening muckle
Merlyn: ohm....ohm....range
Balzac Yämamôtø: Watt?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: MM: I see your party left
Dr. Headphones: georg ohm, father of acoustics. member of the german resistance
mrmuckle: Ahhh. Back again so soon...
||||||||| ah,clem waltzes in at 10:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: hi muckle
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Am I seeing double ?
Balzac Yämamôtø: ah, Clem
Dr. Headphones: clem! welcome back to the land of the nutzo
Merlyn: resistance is useless
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ahhhh, Clem!
mrmuckle: The Case of the Oyster Fez
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Resistance is useful!
Merlyn: impedance is useless
Dr. Headphones: don't let me get near inductance though, nixon drafted my ass in 72, last induction i want
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Deputy Dan will find us, it will be Okay!
Bambi: hi ah,clem :)
ah,clem: hi all
Merlyn: I wonder if Jack van Impe ever does an Impe Dance
Balzac Yämamôtø: God, I actually Volunteered
Balzac Yämamôtø: Is he still on about Gorby?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Balz: You from tennessee?
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: RA 16926543
Balzac Yämamôtø: No
Merlyn: I think Impe is up on the new european union
Balzac Yämamôtø: CO
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: US 51 455 568....Sir!!!!!
Balzac Yämamôtø: 3
mrmuckle: "Regular" - "one size fits all"
Balzac Yämamôtø: 80903
mrmuckle: 98513
Dr. Headphones: 90210?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Zippy
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: I don't know but I've heard rumors ...
Balzac Yämamôtø: European Union? Yopu mean SOVIET union!
Merlyn: french onion
Balzac Yämamôtø: pesky commies!
Bambi: ah, back again ... redialed
Balzac Yämamôtø: glass onion
Dr. Headphones: mmm, with lots of melted provolone on top
Merlyn: norwegian wood
Balzac Yämamôtø: crunchy
Dr. Headphones: did anyone else besides me watch sir paul in red square last weekend on a&e?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: With melted candle wax on top
Merlyn: french crunchy frogs
mrmuckle: yeah, Dex, but the cheese will take the edge off!
Bambi: yummmm, melted provolone on scallops with green pepper and onion in butter ..... ah, now that's a meal
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Crunchy Frog Heap Good Kemosabe!
Balzac Yämamôtø eats a frozen beef pie
Dr. Headphones: bambi: and i had a stinkin' hamburger and onion rings for dinner....
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: I'm looking for a nice edgy cheese, perhpas a Yorkshire Bleu
Balzac Yämamôtø: the cat's eaten it
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: The van broke down ...
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Speaking of the cat, he still on the road?
Dr. Headphones: speaking of van, got email from cat, he's going to school 4 thursdays in a row, sends his regards
Balzac Yämamôtø: hope he moves when cars go by
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Balz: What and be chicken?
Bambi: well, I didn't have those scallops for dinner ... just got to thinking of them when melted provolone was mentioned LOL!
Balzac Yämamôtø: The scallops are hurt
Dr. Headphones: i've got a pound of frozen shrimp in the freezer, and some prov. cheese too, maybe that will be tomorrow's dinner :)
Balzac Yämamôtø: dressed up and all
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Large Diver scallops wrapped in baked, dusted with paprika and broiled
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: wrapped in bacon
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, that's redundant: "frozen shrimp in the freezer"
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Hot groat clusters yum
Balzac Yämamôtø: In little wetsuits
Bambi: sounds good Dex
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: With teeny weeny little scuba masks
Balzac Yämamôtø invites himeself to dinner
Bambi: I have had scallops like that before ... very good
Dr. Headphones: how do you fill their tiny little tanks?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Do you have a reservation, Sir?
Balzac Yämamôtø: W/a syringe
Dr. Headphones: ute or navajo?
Merlyn: I won't be here next week, at this time I'll be on a plane to London, but I'll come in early to just post something...
ah,clem: I had reservations, but I came anyway
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: The Stinking desert Res
Balzac Yämamôtø: Reservation? Do I look indian to you, Kimosabe?
Bambi: kinda like a hot water heater huh Ken?
Dr. Headphones: lol, bambi! i've gotten into arguments before about that term. if it's hot, you don't need to heat it
Dr. Headphones: bambi: did you see my newest cat?
Merlyn: I should make the thursday after that, though.
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Hey Joe ... who won second world war if you so smart?
ah,clem: not responsible
Dr. Headphones: http://webpages.charter.net/kendeb52/cats.html
Bambi: I think you sent me a picture of your newest cat Ken :)
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: Mr. Birdseed go to press! Peace Y'all!
Dr. Headphones: i have about 4 of her up now
Dr. Headphones: bye bye birdieseed
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.: http://issuesandalibis.org
||||||||| Around 10:18 PM, Frank Acme Sr. Sr. walks off into the sunset...
Balzac Yämamôtø: nice kitties
Dr. Headphones: she's in my lap now, and she's very warm. my personal furnace
Bambi: nice page Ken :)
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: Whole lotta cat pictures =)
Dr. Headphones: i wish it was as warm outside as in right now. last night was 31, tonight already 35
Bambi: Beaner is cute :)
Dr. Headphones: dex: i love my kitties :)
Balzac Yämamôtø: y
Dr. Headphones: bambi: you don't want to be close when she outgasses though
Balzac Yämamôtø: http://mryamamoto.topcities.com/cat-porn/cat-porn.htm
Bambi: has a real problem ... not just a little problem with the outgasses then?
Dr. Headphones: i'm not sure if it's the diet. have 3 bags (25#) of food, so it won't change any time soon
Dr. Headphones: the other cats don't seem to be bothered by it
Bambi: oh, well ... cute though, none the less
Dr. Headphones: yep, and she's a real lover too. purrs all the time
ah,clem: kinka like "the fox", Ken?
Dr. Headphones: she finally figured out how to jump in bed with me
ah,clem: (gas)
Dr. Headphones: clem, i sure dont squeeze her!
ah,clem: LOL
Balzac Yämamôtø: Stevie can do that now and again
Balzac Yämamôtø: PU
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Birdcie Num-Nums
Dr. Headphones: i wish i could take a movie of her playing with toys. i make her run around in circles then laugh at her when she gets dizzy and falls over
Dr. Headphones: "she's no fun, she fell right over"
Bambi: Beanie sounds like Teddy with all the purring :)
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Sounds like you've bonded Ken =)
Dr. Headphones: oh yeah, dex, she adopted me real quickly
ah,clem: we were 12 days with no power, sure glad to be back on the grid
klokwkdog-coldNose: bondo junkie!
Bambi: were any of you up near where that hurricane hit Canada a few days ago?
Dr. Headphones: clem: i'm not sure how i'd handle that. been 2 days at the most in my life
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Hiya Klok
||||||||| Balzac Yämamôtø says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Balzac Yämamôtø exits at 10:27 PM.
klokwkdog-coldNose: lo
klokwkdog-coldNose: nite Yam
ah,clem: hi Klok
Dr. Headphones: klok: i use bondo to fix my skin problem. apply, sand, paint, good as new :)
klokwkdog-coldNose: howdy clem
Bambi: night yammi
Bambi: hi klok
ah,clem: feeling good tonight I see
klokwkdog-coldNose: hello bamBi
Bambi: llanwydd is fading and Merlyn not far behind ....
Bambi: so how has everyone been ?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Muckles safe inside the parens though
Dr. Headphones: mr. muckle appears to be hiding in another room, eavesdropping
klokwkdog-coldNose: bruce perens?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Don't know the reference Klok
Merlyn: I resemble that remark
Dr. Headphones: shimon perens?
klokwkdog-coldNose: linux supporter/spokesman
Bambi: is that what the ( ) means?
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: hi Merlyn
Dr. Headphones: yes, when you exit without really going anywhere, you get put in jail in ( )
Bambi: oh, oh....llanwydd dead from the common cold ... bummmer
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Low resistance
ah,clem: death by sneezing
Dr. Headphones: of course, we can make lewd pictures of buttocks with them too. ( . )
ah,clem: sad
Merlyn: ( ) means "I'm away"
Bambi: we are linux enthusiasts
Dr. Headphones: yeah, clem, it doesn't take much to amuse me. ascii art combined with body parts is a winning combo for me
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: <> means I've got an angle here
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: ascii sheep and cheese even better
ah,clem: thought that was ( ! ) Ken
Dr. Headphones: clem: depends on the angle you observe from ;)
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: (^)
ah,clem: guess so
Bambi: ( : ) ... with dimples
Bambi: (I didn't say that LOL!)
Dr. Headphones: like the korean woman i knew once, when i asked her the obvious question relating to slanting, she told me it was all in the point of view
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: TMI
Dr. Headphones: ok, i'll get out of the gutter now. how bout them mets?
Bambi: mets what?
Dr. Headphones: dunno, just my all purpose subject changing line
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Anybody watching the series on the blues on PBS?
Bambi: that'll work
Dr. Headphones: dex: haven't missed a night yet. will sign off here at 11pm and watch the rerun until 1230
Bambi: didn't know there was one on
Merlyn: I'm going to try a weird test
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Bam: Well you aint had the power
Bambi: will have to check the news sites and see if the sea launcher did ok
Dr. Headphones: pbs, every night this week, 7 parts
Merlyn: hey, it worked, sort of
ah,clem: great to see you all, but I am getting sleepy,
Merlyn: hokay, clem
Dr. Headphones: merl: we didn't notice anything unusual here
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Here Clem; take this Ben's ODream
Dr. Headphones: clem: get your beauty rest (grid knows you need it!)
Bambi: actually we have power now since 11am tuesday :)
Merlyn: I know; I was testing to see if I could take over mrmuckle's name, and I couldn't
ah,clem: night everyone
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Serie started on Sun night Bam
Dr. Headphones: bambi: hope you had lots of peanut butter and crackers in the cupboard!
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Night Clem
Bambi: night clem ... see ya soon :)
ah,clem: k
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 10:37 PM.
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Yah know guys...we haven't seen any of the fab four or five guys recently
Bambi: we had canned stuff and peanut butter and jam
Dr. Headphones: dex: i was wondering about that myself. perhaps tonight the long drought will end?
Bambi: good staple items for power outages
Merlyn: last was a month ago, Sept 4
Dr. Headphones: bambi: i hope you don't have only an electric opener!
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: ...and the terrible Firesign drought continues
Bambi: and non-fat dry milk to make to order for coffee we brewed on our camping stove
Dr. Headphones: can't live without coffee....folgers is good :)
Bambi: nope ... we keep our fingers limber with a manual can opener LOL
Bambi: yep ... that's what we had folgers
Merlyn: hey, we've only gone for 4 weeks, we've gone 7 weeks with no Firesign appearance
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: Lot longer when it was IRC
Bambi: no new Firesign projects in the works Dex?
Bambi: sounds like we were here for the last Firesign appearance in chat then
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Bam: I'm on hiatus and going on long cacation next fri so nothing for awhile
Bambi: cool, I am sure you will enjoy that Dex
Dr. Headphones: cacation have anything to do with caca?
Dr. Headphones: try ex-lax
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Cen: You bet =)
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: or is it Ven?
klokwkdog-coldNose: Lester Durd and the Corporolites!
Dr. Headphones: bambi: i spoke with roto/dave on phone over the weekend, he only went a couple days without, fared well
Bambi: roto/dave was without power for a few days too?
klokwkdog-coldNose: Six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline...
Dr. Headphones: yes, but not nearly as bad as you
Dr. Headphones: klok: you singin' the blues tonight?
klokwkdog-coldNose: that's not the blues
Bambi: it was weird seeing our shingles flying around the neighborhood during the hurricane :(
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: It's a situation report
Dr. Headphones: the reds? (those damned commies)
Dr. Headphones: hurricanes are awesome, but i think i liked them better as a kid than i would now if i lived in a prone area
Bambi: worse going around picking them all up again from all over the place and knowing they were gonners
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: Prone is good, less resistance to the wind
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Oh. six feet of water all around the streets of Evangeline....
Bambi: not much fun ... we even heard the 'freight train' sound of a tornado here
Dr. Headphones: dex, you always get the "other" meaning--and make it apropos :)
Dr. Headphones: ok, clue me in. where's that line from?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok
Dr. Headphones: that's right, pass the buck.
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Got my scuba gear on, still can't find that gal o mine
Dr. Headphones: calomine lotion
Bambi: did you get any of the hurricane remains Ken? I heard that some of MI got 40mph winds from the remnants of the storm after crossing the lake
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Hey no fiar italicizing your name too
klokwkdog-coldNose: what, are we on a Krzysztof Kieslowski kick here?
Dr. Headphones: bambi: we got some clouds from the extreme edge, but no rain or wind
Bambi: hey, somebody italicized everything
klokwkdog-coldNose: the line was from Randy Newman's "Louisiana, 1927"
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: NEIN
Bambi: glad to hear it Ken
Dr. Headphones: hmmm, i don't get the italics here, except the quoted lines
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: It's Merlyn
Bambi: ah, much better :)
Dr. Headphones: thanks, klok. i like randy but don't know all his stuff
Merlyn: what's me?
Bambi: Merlyn's having fun with fonts ... that's cool
klokwkdog-coldNose: They're tryin' to wash us away/They're tryin' to wash us away. One of my favorites
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: You've italic everybody
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Fun with the Fonts...Happy Days are here again
Bambi: hey, hate to do it but gotta get some rest ... getting very tired here
Merlyn: depends on your browser
Bambi: so will go rest my eyes for awhile
Dr. Headphones: go do it, bambi, and good luck on the repairs
Dr. Headphones: mozilla 1.5a here
Bambi: have a great night !
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Bam: At least you can turn your lights out now =)
Bambi: Ken
Merlyn: dex fong did it!
Bambi: thanks Ken
Bambi: yeah Dex sure can :)
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: I have not the power
klokwkdog-coldNose: it's part of an arc on the album Good Old Boys with "Every Man A King" (Huey Long's campaign song) and "Kingfish"
Dr. Headphones: dex: put in new aa batteries, should work well
Bambi: see ya next time
klokwkdog-coldNose: nite Bambi
Merlyn: everybody does, if they start italics and don't end it, and the software doesn't figure it out
||||||||| At 10:52 PM, Bambi runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Night Bambi
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: I always end my italics
Dr. Headphones: newman is one who writes better than he sings. i adore the linda ronstadt version of "feels like home to me"
klokwkdog-coldNose: ...which opens with the controversial "Rednecks"
Dr. Headphones: klok: sounds like one i should put on my wish list
Merlyn: But at the end of one line, you typed </i.</i> and that did it for NN but not IE
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: Vocal quality aint everthing
klokwkdog-coldNose: WPKN this afternoon played Warren Zevon's version of Dylan's "Knocking on Heaven's Door" from Zevon's final album. It was haunting.
Dr. Headphones: dex: very much agreed on that. look at dylan....
Dr. Headphones: klok: yes, almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Which eye, left or right?
klokwkdog-coldNose: listening to Dylan is hard enough, thanks, Ken
klokwkdog-coldNose: also they did Seeger and Billy Bragg and others doing Seeger's "Bring the Boys Home"
Dr. Headphones: dex: the middle, i'm a cyclops
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: Sorry about that, tried to be carefull
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Did any of you get a laugh out of the Segway recall?
Merlyn: I think NN should be blamed for that, you did close it
Dr. Headphones: dex: yeah, stupid people depending on machines to stand up straight deserve to fall
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Thanks Merl; whew
klokwkdog-coldNose: not really. it sounds like a situation where folks overrode the safeties and got in trouble
Merlyn: do they wheel themselves back to the plant for a recall?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: I can just see those machines as the battery dies and the gyros stop whirling around uncontrolably =)))
klokwkdog-coldNose: more amusing is that I just read that there is an open source set of code with which one can build their own, non-proprietary Segway
Merlyn: you did it again, sex
Merlyn: I mean dex
Dr. Headphones: i love gyros. heavy on the feta cheese, please
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: sex is good
klokwkdog-coldNose: I find this Indian electric vehicle much more interesting than the $$$ Segway: http://www.revaindia.com/
Dr. Headphones: dex: i wish i could remember....
klokwkdog-coldNose: some dance to forget...
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong escews italics but adds ...some dance to remember...
Dr. Headphones: klok: i'd hate to see one of those after collision with SUV
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: Is that an all-electric car? cause if it is, they aren't any good in urban areas
klokwkdog-coldNose: space frame steel tubing body and ABS plastic panels. they test in at the factory with sledge hammers
Merlyn: top speed of 40 MPH
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dr. Headphones: kid on bike could outrun you
klokwkdog-coldNose: Dex - you need to inform the folks in Bangalore of that...
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: If you had one in say NYC, where would you plug it in?
klokwkdog-coldNose: the idea is that you live in suburbs, charge it up, foray into the evil city and escape (as long as the journey is <80 km)
Dr. Headphones: dex: put under your arm, carry up to your apt. and plug it in :)
klokwkdog-coldNose: I'd run an extension cord out into my driveway, Dex (it runs on 220)
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: I live in a Brownstone, 3rd floor
klokwkdog-coldNose: does it have a Freight elevator?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: However, my wife's agency car is a hybrid electric...Prius
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: or is it Prias?
klokwkdog-coldNose: if it's that urban, you use a Subway, not a Segway or Reva
Dr. Headphones: dex: i viewed page from some nyc paper other day (village voice?) and was amazed at the real estate prices on the ads down the margin.
klokwkdog-coldNose: Prius is very reasonable. They don't work out in the country--there is no gain to speak of over gas car
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Ken: It's fantasy land here. if you ain't rent controled, you don't live in manhattan unless you make beaucoup bucks
Dr. Headphones: yeah. i've never made enough in a month my entire life to afford the rent there. 1br 1/2 bath $4500/month?
||||||||| 11:06 PM: Dave jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: K: Well, that's really top o the market, not all rents like that but still....
klokwkdog-coldNose: that's mostly true of all of New England, Ash, and much of the US that isn't farmland is following. A good bit of RI now goes for $40K/acre and up.
Dave: hello all, I've been swamped so I've missed that whole blues thing
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: How much for the mule?
Dr. Headphones: my home would probably rent for $550-600/month, my mortgage (inc. tax and insurance) is less than $300
klokwkdog-coldNose: you must be blue about that
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Hey Dave
klokwkdog-coldNose: regular or enhanced, Dex?
Dr. Headphones: 2 story, 4 BR, basement, yard, etc.
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: You can get an enhanced mule now? WoW
klokwkdog-coldNose: rents in suburban Providence towns are triple that; 4X to 7X as you get closer to Boston
klokwkdog-coldNose: you bet your ass, Dex
Dr. Headphones: glad i'm out in the boonies then
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: LOL
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: I'm staying here in the Burrito
klokwkdog-coldNose: useful if you need fairly autonomous transport and have to move fast, since grazing takes too long or may not be available
klokwkdog-coldNose: Dex - is that like The Dakota, only cheaper?
Dave: mmm, burrito
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong sings: Don't ring my Taco bell if you doesn't want my frito lays
Dr. Headphones: mcdonalds is even getting into the tex-mex business. saw ad for "del rio" salad tonight on tv
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Del Rio = of the river...hmm, salad with Hudson River dressing ech
Dr. Headphones: sounds real appetizing when you put it that way
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Or if you prefer...Salad with Coney Island White fish
klokwkdog-coldNose: they are even sending them to the troops in Iraq: special version called Del Rio Bravo
Dr. Headphones: served with john wayne toilet paper? (i don't take no shit off nobody!)
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Hey! Anybody know any CIA agents we can out?
klokwkdog-coldNose: and the version for the Air Force: Del Rio Bravo Wilco
klokwkdog-coldNose: some journalist outed the only one I know
Merlyn: Ima Nagent?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Roger? Roger? Can I get a four-square reading on that
mrmuckle: Ah. Alll fed up and feelin' gud about it
Dr. Headphones: well, dear friends, i'm wrapping it up here at desk, moving over to couch to watch "the blues" for 2 hrs. see ya later
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: MM is back from the paren prison
Merlyn: by phones
mrmuckle: hello. I must be going.
||||||||| At 11:14 PM, Dr. Headphones runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
klokwkdog-coldNose: nite Ken. I'm going to fade up the BBC News and gradually fade down my presents
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Night Ken; Thanks for the email etc =)
Merlyn: we already did marx bros jokes
mrmuckle: oh. I'm always a day late and a dollar short...
Dave: hey, where'd the ice cream man come in? I could go for some ice cream
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Dave: You wanna some tutsi fruitsi?
mrmuckle: make mine Rocky Rococo Road
klokwkdog-coldNose: ...and we did all the Krzysztof Kieslowski movie stuff, too
klokwkdog-coldNose: so nothing borrowed, blue, white, or red...
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Nothing left to do but another chorus of Evangeline
mrmuckle: Well, I'd like to invite everyone to the Oyster Festival this weekend in Shelton, WA
klokwkdog-coldNose: President Coolidge come down on a railroad train/With a little fat man with a notepad in his hand
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Oh yeah
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong sings back up at this point
klokwkdog-coldNose: President say little fat man, ain't it a shame/What the river have done/To this poor crackers' land?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: A crying shame
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Long silence interlude
mrmuckle: yeah - but I can still hear the backbeat
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: uhoh
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong:
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Stuck in italic land again
mrmuckle: "does the noise in my head bother you?"
Merlyn:
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: No, it's the snuffling that bothers me
Dave: I'm still here, just got a billion things going on at once
mrmuckle: that's Gollum
klokwkdog-coldNose: "failed to hand over power to the Iraqis quickly enough"?? heck, they gotta get the lines working, first... ;-)
Merlyn: An italic test
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Dave: Can you list those billion things?
mrmuckle: YEAH - and alphabetized!!!
klokwkdog-coldNose: aw, just pipe it to sort
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: and prioritized too!!!
klokwkdog-coldNose: (unless you're feeling out-of-sorts...)
Merlyn: pipelines is what this war was about
klokwkdog-coldNose: in Iraq? they don't even know how to redirect, much less pipeline
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: All those republican fuckkers should line up and thake the pipe
mrmuckle: yes - they're trying to figure out how to pipe it directly into their bank accounts
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong wonders: was I too blunt
klokwkdog-coldNose: ROFL: N. Korea says they have all sorts of nuclear weapons; we say we don't believe them
mrmuckle: Brunt? Whassa brunt?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong wonders maybe I wasn't blunt enough
klokwkdog-coldNose: Iraq said it had no nuclear weapons, and we're going to spend a billion bucks to show that they were lying
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: Even if they have WMD, do they have a delivery system?
klokwkdog-coldNose: we just had a delivery system crash into our buildings on 9/11
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Klok: Does Air NK fly into us airports?
klokwkdog-coldNose: N. Korea has a very nice medium-range missile based on the SCUD, and they've hopped it up to reach Alaska and possibley California
klokwkdog-coldNose: they are trying like hell to shrink their bomb small enough to ride on the stretched missile
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: K: I thought they were just able to barely reach Japan
klokwkdog-coldNose: that's the bottom part. they have an upper stage. payload goes down, range goes up
klokwkdog-coldNose: it's on fas.org somewhere
mrmuckle: I've heard that L.A and SanFran are still a stretch, but Seattle is available now
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: To quote Randy Newman: "Let's drop the big one now"
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Too brunt?
mrmuckle: To Quote Eric Idle: "Life's a laugh and Death is the joke"
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong nudges and winks
mrmuckle: from "Always look on the..."
klokwkdog-coldNose: n. korea makes Saddam seem positively stable
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: K: True, that NK dude is really crazy
klokwkdog-coldNose: and not helped by Bush posturing and shouting, "Go ahead, make my day"
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Bush will be at the next World Wide wrestlemania
mrmuckle: Hope he's gonna be the MAT!
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: A UN Lumberjack-stee;cage-Texas chain saw-Indian deathmatch Interview
mrmuckle: stold
klokwkdog-coldNose: OK, I'm gonna hang it up now
klokwkdog-coldNose: nite everyone
Merlyn: nite kwd
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: And KDog retires undefeated
mrmuckle: gunnite K
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Night Brian
||||||||| klokwkdog-coldNose says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, klokwkdog-coldNose exits at 11:39 PM.
mrmuckle: But wait! Phil'll be along any minute now
Merlyn: mebbie
mrmuckle: I heard he's toppin' off at Pop's sodium shop, just around the corner
Dave: you know, there aren't soda fountains anymore really, just fast food
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Soembody sent me a msg but I cant seem to expand the msg space to read it
Merlyn: click the msg linj
Merlyn: link
mrmuckle: Yeah - "fast food" - AND IT'S NEITHER!!!
Merlyn: you should be able to read the first two lines at least, unless your msg area is really small
Dave: well bluse breakers and jazz junkies (myself included now,) I'm gonna hit the tar and beat the blacktop, no idea why I'm talking like that, just felt like it, so, I will see you all next week, and will hopefully actually say more shtuff, mean while, keep shvinging!
Merlyn: you sound like stan svenge
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: I kinda got it , thanks
Merlyn: kinda?
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Dave: Sorry I missed your msge
Dave: later future coffin users!
Merlyn: dex, all messages sent to you should be visible if you click the "msgs" link
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Merl: I sometimes forget to click on dialog box and what i type goes astray
||||||||| 11:46 PM -- Dave left for parts unknown. (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Well, have a great time in London next week Merl, I'll be away through the 27th of Oct so catch you when we all rejoin
Merlyn: ok dex
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: Night MM
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong: =) Night all
mrmuckle: Good night!!
Merlyn: nite
||||||||| Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong rushes off, saying "11:49 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
mrmuckle: Geez but I'm slow...
Merlyn: well, nobody left except us, so byeeee
||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:49 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:50 PM and Merlyn steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:50 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Outside, the 11:50 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
mrmuckle: byeallbuynowbuybuybuy
Merlyn: bye
||||||||| Around 11:50 PM, mrmuckle walks off into the sunset...
Merlyn: I did a back by accident and got logged back in and out..
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:51 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
Balzac Yämamôtø
Bambi
Dave
Dexter-The Blues ain't nothing but a documentary-Fong
Dr. Headphones
Frank Acme Sr. Sr.
Frank Acne Jr.
klokwkdog-coldNose
llanwydd
Merlyn
mrmuckle. Mr. Jake Muckle, M.D. (Madness Defined)
mrmuckle
Norman Chubbyknuckle & the All-Animal Whistling Choir
Repulajunkie Yamamoto
Rush Only Wanted a Pepsi Yamamoto
Yam-a-moto URL References:
http://issuesandalibis.org
http://mryamamoto.topcities.com/cat-porn/cat-porn.htm
http://webpages.charter.net/kendeb52/cats.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/10-02-2003/front/story/122839p-110349c.html
http://www.revaindia.com/

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	klokwkdog	kend^/Dr. Headphones
FreqMan	Merlyn LeRoy	DocTech	LiliLamont
Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO	Nin0	Tonk
	Compañero Señor Yämamoto	Dexter Fong	Elayne
And, "The Home Team"	Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend