Weekly Firesign Chat Log

A Firesign Chat
05/01/2003

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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 01, 2003 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 6:40 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving a_clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| a_clem walks away to The Sitting Room.
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 6:47 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks away to The Sitting Room...
||||||||| Merlyn has arrived at the appointed hour of 6:48 PM.
||||||||| a_clem has arrived at the appointed hour of 6:48 PM.
a_clem: hi
Merlyn: mello
Merlyn: doesn't look like roller maidens isout just yet
a_clem: who is to be here tonight? any bozos?
a_clem: oh
Merlyn: D'oh! I forgot to announce it, thanks for the remind (I thought it was wednesday)
a_clem: he he
a_clem: you have violated robots rules of order...
Merlyn: the war memorial chat - you remember the war?
a_clem: no, I am from the furure.
a_clem: future, that is
Merlyn: that show with bender?
a_clem: after the balls cleared, I did not remember much.
a_clem: no, with Barney, and the clone
a_clem: but I did break the president...
Merlyn: well, see you later tonight
a_clem: ok,
Merlyn: and if you log in as ah, clem or uh clem or oh, clem your name will be in a different font
||||||||| a_clem, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Sitting Room.
||||||||| "6:57 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then runs out through the Freedom doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| a_clem walks in and says "It's 6:59 PM, has anybody seen Nancy?"
a_clem: hello
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Around 7:03 PM, a_clem walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "7:03 PM and late as usual, it's ah, clem, just back from Billville."
ah, clem: hello
||||||||| ah, clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah, clem exits at 7:05 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 7:05 PM, then departs.
ah,clem: hello
||||||||| ah,clem sneaks away to The Sitting Room...
||||||||| ah,clem has arrived at the appointed hour of 7:07 PM.
||||||||| ah,clem runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ah,clem?! It's 7:07 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "7:07 PM and late as usual, it's ahclem, just back from Billville."
||||||||| At 7:09 PM, ahclem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood leads eh,clem inside, makes a note of the time (7:10 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
eh,clem: hello
||||||||| eh,clem rushes off, saying "7:11 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 7:11 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
ah,clem: sorry for all the clem clones, trying to find my place
ah,clem: who was dewey duck?
||||||||| Around 7:15 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:16 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ah,clem: hmm
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and bambi disembarks at 7:23 PM.
ah,clem: bang ban, Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood says "7:23 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs bambi by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
ah,clem )
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'bambi', just granted probation at 7:24 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
bambi: hi
ah,clem: LOL
||||||||| Around 7:24 PM, bambi walks off into the sunset...
ah,clem: see font?
||||||||| Bambi enters at 7:24 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Bambi: yes I do
Bambi: but I don't have the font ... unhappy
ah,clem: you get small if the name is known
ah,clem: try Barney
Bambi: nah, I like Bambi ... smile
ah,clem: ok
Bambi: at least I can read that
ah,clem: bang bang
Bambi: clone me dr memory
ah,clem: aw, she ducked
ah,clem: mrad is not sure I understand you fully, can you repeat that as a question?
Bambi: clone me dr memory?
ah,clem: can't remember that line right now.
ah,clem: so consider yourself cloned.
Bambi: clickity, clickity, clickity .... little hoof prints ticking away ... hehehe
Bambi: oh, ok
ah,clem: but good answer...
Bambi smile
ah,clem :)
ah,clem: (double colons)
Bambi: you should start up the music server and put on the firesign ... hehehe
Bambi: then we can listen while we work...ah, play
Bambi :)
ah,clem: there will be lots of things here soon, no time now, we are in the future.
Bambi: I'm a heck of a good imitator .. heheh
Bambi: you know, learn quickly and all that
Bambi :)
ah,clem: she is such a dear, ( deer)
ah,clem: or the reverse
Bambi :D
Bambi: hmmmm
ah,clem grins largely
Bambi: yes
Bambi: what I wanted
Bambi: was trying it out
Bambi :P
Bambi: yep, that works too
ah,clem: LOL
Bambi: now let me see ::)
Bambi: nope that doesn't work
Bambi: e at the beginning of a line
ah,clem says let me see
ah,clem: comment delimiter is :
ah,clem: so double to :) and for action just one
ah,clem: only at line start
Bambi: ok :)
Bambi: ah, yes :)
ah,clem: ok
ah,clem :)
Bambi: ah, clem ...
Bambi :)
ah,clem: yes
Bambi: well, I think I will just kinda stay here and watch you till Dan comes :)
ah,clem: yes, that has been done... Ok Barney.. we will take the next car no matter what.!
Bambi: hehehee
Bambi: honk, the laser edged .... hmmmm I am lost
ah,clem: bet you could take on this water hearer, looks easy, but....
ah,clem: heater
Bambi :)
ah,clem: in the back of this meatal mother is a stomping and seizing module, that can keep a man punching for hours..
Bambi: drunk with power
ah,clem: right
ah,clem: a man like you
Bambi: me
ah,clem: no, I shorted the phrase, and you fixed it.
Bambi: ah, ok
ah,clem: punching untill he is drunk with power,,, a man like you.
Bambi: well what about that envelope?
ah,clem: ?
Bambi: that can .... while you drive it home to work
Bambi: no zizzing
Bambi: I hate these brain farts
Bambi: gary appears to be alive and speaking
ah,clem: If you are a Mr. common sense, you won't beleive me, that I have an envolope that can wash you car, while you're driving it home to work.
ah,clem: that one?
Bambi: right
Bambi: you won't believe me when I tell you ...
ah,clem: If you are a Mr. common sense, you won't beleive me,when I tell you that I have an envolope that can wash you car, while you're driving it home to work. Well you can beleive me this time. This one is not like the Ausrtian self sharpening razors, no sir,
ah,clem: no zizzing and dripping like the tropical fishes,
Bambi :) Kewl!
ah,clem: no...
ah,clem: t want it anymore...
ah,clem: don't want what child?
Bambi: hehehe
Bambi: the warden doesn't want anymore of my coffee
Bambi: Jim never has a second cup at home :)
ah,clem: well it's come pretty clear that you coffee don't got zest appeal....
Bambi: oops...this is Firesign not airplane ... hehehe
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ah,clem: your line (what's that?) I don't know...that's the secret ingredient in erzats bros. coffee, here take this can home with you Catey...
ah,clem: the next morning...
Bambi: more coffee warden?
Bambi: (noises deleted for public audience)
ah,clem: erzats bros. coffee, look for the can in the plain brown can.
Bambi: offer good except after cerfew in sectors r and ?
ah,clem: no, I think I've had enough
ah,clem: N
ah,clem: but that was for the beef halves
ah,clem: r or n
ah,clem: George lived in canden n 200 r
ah,clem: so they never came up into the hills
Bambi: of course :)
ah,clem: I would guess that means he was in sector R, but not sure.
Bambi: whole beef halves ... we deliver
ah,clem: but they covered their bets, by including both letters, an sure that discussion rages on today.
ah,clem: Arnie's whole beef halves.
Bambi: of course ... couldn't forget Arnie
ah,clem: I'm remembering them all....
ah,clem: wait, I have to get an ice cream cone.....
Bambi: ice cream cone?
ah,clem: was playing George at the end of Dwarfs...
ah,clem: and a Mr. beeep beep.... he didn't leave his name...
Bambi: ah, thought you somehow made five dollars go alot further at the store earlier :)
ah,clem: I was still in the story, just not MY story. LOL
Bambi: reel, which reel?
ah,clem: the last reel
Bambi: of this vintage motion picture
ah,clem: well I think you will get along with these folks just fine, Bambi, it you do not get shot.
ah,clem: 1 hour till prime time double feature.
ah,clem: should be fun
ah,clem: it is thursday in this time right?
ah,clem: (I am from the future)
Bambi: far as I knwo
Bambi: even
ah,clem :)
Bambi: know even
Bambi: this page does weird things if you only have a few letters done on a line when the page refreshes
ah,clem: I cannot remember much after the balls cleard....
ah,clem: but I am here now, just not sure when now is...
Bambi: now is just pass 8 o'clock according to the gonger who who came and went a little bit ago :)
ah,clem: yes the town idiot, I like him too.
Bambi: yes, lots of fun ;)
Bambi: ...
ah,clem shoots bambi for making noise in the wood
Bambi: duck
Bambi: and cover
ah,clem: nice cover
ah,clem: did not see the duck
ah,clem: the deer's coffee is ready, hope it is erzats.... more later.
Bambi: hehehe
Bambi: wait, ah, it is :)
ah,clem :)
ah,clem: if so, like I said, more later.....
Bambi :)
Bambi: I was sure you would get the Hemlock Stones bit
ah,clem: without your closes, you're naked, miss Dudley...
ah,clem: clothes
ah,clem: miss Violet Dudley?
Bambi: right
Bambi: was that the landlady or a client?
ah,clem: "how did you know..."
ah,clem: my....
ah,clem: client
ah,clem: show her up
ah,clem: I'd be glad to, Mr. Stones (landlady)
ah,clem: Mr. Stones will see you now, you.....
ah,clem: don't say that one
Bambi: ok
ah,clem )
Bambi: I'm not flat, ahhhhhh
ah,clem: so I see. hmm
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
ah,clem: something must happen in the future
ah,clem: the future is fair. a fair for all, and no fair to anybody.
Bambi: ha, it is now yeah!
Bambi: cool...something could be happening soon! It is officially open!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Mudhead in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Mudhead: Shoes for Industry all!
Bambi: shoes for the blind
ah,clem: been to frogtown?
Mudhead: ah,clem, do you mean Bambi?
ah,clem: welcome mudhead
ah,clem: yea, I know you have been to frogtown
Bambi: so it looks like we got here on the right day :)
ah,clem: at pops
Bambi: holy mackeral Mudhead
Mudhead: I'm not mean to Bambi; she likes it that way.
ah,clem: seen louise wang lately?
ah,clem: wong that is
Mudhead: sheesh, whattya mean by that?
ah,clem: good call mudhead
Bambi: LOL
ah,clem: the balcony
ah,clem: (loiuse)
||||||||| "9:07 PM? 9:07 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits on the couch.
Bambi: hi Merlyn
ah,clem: you told porgy about her
Mudhead: I've been calling all day, my muklucks are scorched
Merlyn: hello; clem, only variations on "uh, clem" get the tiny font - it's like the album
ah,clem: got font, thanks
Bambi: wow, Merlyn just changed from gray to black :)
Mudhead: I like the album
ah,clem: kill all clones, that was me
Merlyn: oh, I was on earlier, and names get gray when you don't say anything for a while
Mudhead: gotta watch W declare nonvictory tonitr
ah,clem: oh reet we can stop off at pops and dig some jugs, mudhead one said.
ah,clem: once said
ah,clem: right mudhead?
Mudhead: I'm just sittin in the tree playin a flute
ah,clem: no, that was Porgy
Bambi: that makes sense
Bambi: you finally learned the flute .... did you take those shoes off too?
Mudhead: Why, what hap[pened to Porgy..He was?
Merlyn: lemme see the time catherwood thinks it is....9:13 PM
ah,clem: mudhead " so is theat what you're going to do" Porgy hell no, when I graduate, I'm going to cut the soles off my shoes, live in a tree.....
Bambi: 8:53 pm according to the New York World Time Server :)
Merlyn: catherwood is fats, waller
ah,clem: Porgy was George.
Merlyn: about 20 minutes fats
Mudhead: (Just a quick massage..Visit the sailing Mudheads at www.mudhead.org)
ah,clem: the hour or the wolf movie, was a re-run.
Merlyn: only about 1500 miles away
Bambi :)
Bambi: will check that out Mudhead ... saved the link :)
Mudhead: thx Bambi. I did'nt mean to be you.
ah,clem: is that all you think about, Mudhead, picking up things?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ken disembarks at 9:21 PM.
Ken: hello, dear friends
Merlyn waves
ah,clem: hello, welcome to the future, Ken
Ken: are we all watching the prez from the flight deck of abraham lincoln? (remember, abraham lincoln did NOT die in vain; he died in washington, d.c.)
Mudhead: Uk Uk a chuuk Ken
Merlyn: yes, it's 9:23 PM here
Ken: 903 in the real world
Merlyn: I was watching phil hartman
Bambi: hi Ken
Ken: bambi, i'm glad you came in out of the woods for this chat.
Bambi: how true Ken, how true
Bambi: ok, I am ready ... duck and cover!
ah,clem: she rarely comes out of the woods.
Bambi: thanks, btw :)
Ken: i have a problem visualizing you typing with those cloven hooves though
Bambi: I like it in the woods actually
ah,clem: she is ambidextrious
Ken: oh, i like it in the woods too, until those damned mosquitos and ticks come after me in squadron after squadron
Ken: hmmm, so she's "bi" huh? got any pics you care to share? LOL!
Bambi: yes, well when I make mistakes you will have to forgive me :)
Bambi: yes, that's when you go into the tent!
Bambi: when the 'skeeters and ticks get 'cha
Ken: wait, let me leave a trail of breadcrumbs and i'll be right there........
Bambi: no trail of tears?
Bambi: leaving rancho malario
||||||||| Catherwood leads C. Simril inside, makes a note of the time (9:26 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ah,clem: or a line of indians?
C. Simril: mudhead? is that richard arnold?
C. Simril: hi others
Bambi: two thoughts :)
Ken: no, i'm not cherokee. but i have started putting "native american" on all forms that ask for it. i figure i was born an american, i'll die an armenian, etc., as music swells in the background (he he, i said "swell")
Bambi: similar
ah,clem: holly mudhead mackerell
Mudhead: what is a richard arnold?
||||||||| EricTravis waltzes in at 9:27 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
C. Simril: i guess not
Ken: eddy arnold's evil twin?
EricTravis: Evenin' all...
Ken: hi eric
C. Simril: the guy who last used that nick on this chat, some years ago
Bambi: do we call you Simril or is that C.Simril to us? :)
C. Simril: mr. t
ah,clem: hi Eric
Ken: he's a cat
Mudhead: your door knocker fell off...
C. Simril: the total monniker is cat simril ishikawa.
Bambi: evening Eric
C. Simril: many people call me cat
C. Simril: i call myself c.simril
Bambi: well, then howdy cat
EricTravis: We're missing the Resident's Preach
Ken: when i call the cat, i say "here, kitty, kitty, kitty" and they run to me
C. Simril: howz it goin, bambi
ah,clem: K cat, welcome
C. Simril: yeah, that happens, ken
Bambi: going well ... duck and cover!
Ken: clem, how do you make your name do that?
C. Simril: our new dog responds to Icy pretty well these days, considering all he's been called
Mudhead: hi cat
C. Simril: i think it's just Fumiyo's voice
C. Simril: hi mud
ah,clem: is a part of original series... the chat knows.
C. Simril: chat of course, being french for "cat"
ah,clem: ask Merlin proper mudhead
Mudhead: where can i get some of this Free Iraq?
Ken: i've never frenched a cat before.
Bambi: not many chats will allow other characters...but this one is pretty cool
Ken: mudhead: only one per customer, please
Ken: and don't worry about the flies, we won't weigh 'em
Bambi: ha!
EricTravis: We're missing the Resident's Preach
C. Simril: first time here, bambi?
Mudhead: but how much for the ticks?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:32 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Mudhead: and the spiders?
Merlyn: hello E
Bambi: yes, cat
Ken: bambi: you're the only one i don't recognize that doesn't have a firesign inspired name (unless i'm forgetting something). care to tell us about losing your fst virginity or what your favorite album is or what your shoe size is or something interesting?
Bambi: hi Elayne
Ken: hi elayne
C. Simril: then we must flea!
ah,clem: wb Merlin
Elayne: Hi Merlyn! Evenin' all!
C. Simril: hi el
Bambi: 5.5 shoe size :)
Elayne: Shoes? Took 'em off years ago.
ah,clem: is relative, re read the script, bambi played a part
Mudhead: Ken don't be mean to Bambi...she likes it that way.
C. Simril: that's the line i was thinking of.
Bambi: bambi .. the deer ... victim ... gets shot at ... I think that pretty much tells it :)
Ken: oh, i'm not trying to be mean. if it appears that way, then perhaps i need some chemically induced mind altering substances?
C. Simril: short for bambino?
Bambi: on the albums I mean :)
ah,clem: not taken that way, NP
C. Simril: you're an old fan, bambi?
Mudhead: boxcar industrial from Dr X's Second Hand Drugs for me
Bambi: forgive us ... ah,clem is my husband ... he reintroduced Firesign to me in 1986
C. Simril: lawyer's hospital is fairly obscure
C. Simril: hi ah
ah,clem :)
ah,clem: yes
Elayne: Gotta watch out for those couples listening to Firesign together...
C. Simril: were you here before?
Ken: ah,clem, you did a good deed there in 1986. back in 1986 our forefathers .........
ah,clem: we are scary
C. Simril: the family that listens to firesing together....
C. Simril: somehow i can't finish that
Mudhead: no good deed goes unpunished
Bambi: I had only heard it one time before that and loved it. It was on a progressive radio station ... one evening when they played an entire album straight through
Ken: ...goes insane together?
ah,clem: yes, a deed for my life, thanks to Bambi, in 86
Ken: a moment of silence for those prog stations that are mostly dead now.
Mudhead: that long enough?
Bambi: hehehe ... we quote Firesign back and forth all the time as well as many movies, etc.
ah,clem: now I live in the future.
C. Simril: there's a station in santa cruz, the npr station there, that still does that. ;plays whole obscure firesign albums and stuff not on albums, like the magic mushroom plays
Ken: how long is it? it's about this long, and about this wide
Mudhead: well I keep getting these emails askin me to make it longer...
Bambi: cool cat ... do they have an Internet version of their station?
C. Simril: if i can stay awake until it's on, late tuesday nights
Ken: damn, i should have put on fst on the stereo instead of listening to dubya
C. Simril: hopefully will play Red Shift soon
Bambi: heard that
EricTravis: CS - What are the call letters of the station in Santa Cruz?
ah,clem: npr is good, but fading, they have lost many stations. Sad
Bambi: I'll just go to the BBC World site and read the transcript later
Bambi: it is tedious to listen to him
Bambi: rather read it
C. Simril: yes, bambi. it's called KUSP and i listen live here in vancouver
Bambi: or the www.whitehouse.gov site
Ken: yeah, bambi, i agree totally. but i never know when i should not listen, he might declare war on mexico when i'm not paying attention
Mudhead: Where's Bin, where's Saddam, where's AZID..wheres my pipe?
Bambi: they always have the transcripts and I don't have to listen to his voice :)
Ken: even better, check out www.whitehouse.org :)
C. Simril: i usually watch the yank news at 6 but today's it's all bush so i'll pass.
Bambi: thanks cat
Merlyn: /bin/laden
Bambi: will look it up
Merlyn: maybe he's hashed
ah,clem: here's your pipe, Mudhead, that should help.
Bambi: is that a new directory structure in linux ... /bin/laden :)
C. Simril: waiting for lakers game at 730\the show is called The Surrealist and it's on tuesday at midnight-2
Mudhead: its in the eggs
C. Simril: hash, we don't see much of that on this coast
Merlyn: how ya fixed for corned beef?
C. Simril: hashed eggs? how positivley European!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'klokwkdog', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Elayne: Hey Klok!
C. Simril: hi klok. wuddya knock?
ah,clem: when does Mr. Stones get here?
klokwkdog: good evening, all
Merlyn: he rocks my world
Bambi: hi Klok
Mudhead: hi klok
ah,clem: wait, that dog has ticks....
klokwkdog: don't everyone flea at once...
Merlyn: lodge with my fleas in the hills
ah,clem :)
Mudhead: brb
Bambi: well it's better than the mosquitoes and gnats colliding in the air :)
klokwkdog: that line was actually in the first four drafts of Francis Scott Key's poem, Bambi
ah,clem: mosquitos, trailer bikes and chigger bites.
ah,clem :)
Bambi: hehehe
Merlyn: dearflies bursting in air
Ken: hey folks, i'll actually be here after i get off the phone. hi klok
Bambi: LOL! and deservedly too :)
ah,clem: mosquito bites, trailer bikes and chigger bites.
Elayne: Hey, speaking of whitehouse.gov, did you know the pResident has put yet another nail in the Mayday coffin by proclaiming today "Loyalty Day?"
klokwkdog: either talk or get off the phone, Ken
ah,clem: somebody detinate that dog
Elayne: Why don't they just call it "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been" Day and get it over with?
Mudhead: I'm bk
Merlyn: followed by rack & thumbscrew week
C. Simril: i'z white
Bambi: that's a shame ... it was a good day ... it is my father's birthday
klokwkdog: gosh E, and here I was packing to go help organize those dockworkers in Basra. 50� a day my ass!
ah,clem: wb Mud
Bambi: and don't forget duck tape week
C. Simril: still taping those ducts?
C. Simril: happy birthday, bambi's father
Bambi: wb mudhead
klokwkdog: I like the night Chris Matthews asked Valimir Putin that, E
C. Simril: nice day here in van. not raining for once
Mudhead: oops I thought they said Duck Tape..oh oh
Bambi: better ducking those tapes
Elayne: Gorgeous in NYC today as well.
C. Simril: vladimir putin takes E? no wonder he ordered the gassing of that theatre
Bambi: better than ducking those tapes
Elayne: Took the day off work. Naturally, it was Move-In Day for our new upstairs neighbors.
klokwkdog: so what, people there don't tan, they rust?
Bambi: have to pardon my typing ... these hooves get in the way
C. Simril: better to burn out than fade away
C. Simril: praise the hoove
Ken: ok, i'm back :) all hail the power of the cable modem: i can chat on computer AND on the phone at same time. but phone's done now
klokwkdog: then don't have sex while chatting, Bambi
Bambi: I'll keep that in mind klok
Ken: bambi: don't listen to him. go ahead and have sex, just turn on the web cam for us ;)
C. Simril: one of your interminable girl friends, ken?
klokwkdog: that's right Ken; I can roast marshmallows over mine
ah,clem: she is such a deer...
Merlyn: Catherwood's watch is off by 20 minutes, but Bush's is off by 50 years
Bambi: actually ah,clem's wife :)
Ken: cat: actually she's female and she's a friends, but not a girlfriend. she's married and i won't go there
C. Simril: bush has a watch?
klokwkdog: have to put a metal bucket over it at night so I can sleep
C. Simril: too bad
Bambi: thanks ken :)
klokwkdog: yeah, Cat, and our bad luck is to be on duty during his watch...
Mudhead: do some pushups, it'll go away
klokwkdog: you
Ken: klok: my "on duty" light is out.
C. Simril: i am so happy that i'm not in your country
klokwkdog: you're going to make her come there, Ken?
Ken: mudhead: i prefer just to throw a towel over it
ah,clem: or you could stop off at "pops" and dig some jugs
C. Simril: diet cola?
Ken: klok: she lives about an hour from here
Merlyn: tow a throttle over it
klokwkdog: so you'll be with us at least until 10:30, then, Ken?
C. Simril: i heard from doc. said he'd be here late
Ken: probably longer than that. she can't leave home now, the kids are in bed and her hubby's at work
klokwkdog: what does that have to do with it?
ah,clem: don't you do it Porgy, then she'l want to see yours.
Ken: well, it's like this.....she is married, i won't go "there", metaphorically speaking
C. Simril: gotta meet the gurneys and a dozen gray attorneys
Ken: i am glad our great and glorious leader didn't talk interminably
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:54 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Ken: hi, dex
C. Simril: hi dex
Dexter Fong: He always takes my goat
Bambi: hi Dex
Bambi: that Catherwood is quick!
ah,clem: hi Dex
Dexter Fong: Hello all
Mudhead: hi Dex
Dexter Fong: Jeeze only 9:30ish and people are fading
Bambi: always off somewhere else too
C. Simril: goat or ghosts or both?
ah,clem: Catherwood is a bot
Elayne: Oh dear, looks like I'm starting to fade... there, that should do it...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood is abot what?
C. Simril: eric fades away?
Bambi: yeah, I know :)
ah,clem :)
Merlyn: it's not eric the fish eric
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Sorry for not calling been too damn busy =(
Bambi: abot always in a hurry :)
C. Simril: how's robin's search for work, el? are they knocking at his door yet?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood is abot this high and abot that wide
EricTravis: Eric still here, just nothing to say...
ah,clem: emrad is not sure I understand you fully.,
Bambi: LOL
C. Simril: no one wants to talk about their eartth day piece is is that so Last Week?
Ken: how long does it take to fade?
Elayne: Not a problem, Dex. If you can swing by the church at 60th St. and 9th Avenue any time in the next couple of days, I'll have my camera with me. We're guests at a local comic convention.
ah,clem: laugh, runnaway, that is an illeagal machnam.
Elayne: Cat, he's just finishing up a book that'll help pay the June rent (I had to dip into the money market savings for May).
Elayne: Then after that it's anyone'
Elayne: Oops.
Dexter Fong: A comic says things funny: a comedian says funny things Elayne
Merlyn: name fading depends on the number of lines of text that have gone by since you last typed, not by time
Elayne: Then after that it's anyone's guess, but maybe some good things will happen this next couple days at the convention.
C. Simril: good to hear about the book
Ken: i like things that aren't defined by time
C. Simril: where is the convention?
Merlyn: something like 30 lines and you start to fade
Dexter Fong: How did "ah, clem" make his sig so small?
Ken: he's a horse whisperer but the horse left earlier
Dexter Fong: ...and is the rest of him also small
Merlyn: any name that matches "ah/eh/uh clem" gets the tiny font
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: er clem
Ken: bang a gong, light the bong, get it on!
Bambi: so where are you all from? We are in Virginia
ah,clem: how can mudhead do that, merlin?
Merlyn: just like anyone who logs in as regnad or kcin types backwards
Dexter Fong: Do ron ron
Elayne: Cat, the convention is in the basement of St. Paul's, a lovely church near Columbus Circle in NYC.
Dexter Fong is from NYC
Merlyn: by being vewwy quiet, clem
C. Simril: reagan? he gone now
EricTravis: Austin
C. Simril: aha
ah,clem :)
Mudhead: No papers Mr President, all's I got is dis pipe
Elayne: Anyway Dex, the con goes from 12-8 tomorrow so we'll probably be there till at least 7.
C. Simril: dont boggart that pipe? bacall it over to me
Dexter Fong: Ill try to get there E
ah,clem: Mudhead, you are in the wrong movie,,,
Mudhead: ok, here Cat
C. Simril: movie? this is no movie. this is real!
Elayne: Thanks, Dex! I'll have Robin take the picture, he's a pro.
C. Simril: thanks, mud.
Ken: mudhead: push the little button that says "fast forward" and hold it down about this long
ah,clem: which reel
Bambi: definitely from all over :)
Mudhead: who's movie are you in?
C. Simril: ah, road apple red!
Dexter Fong: Heza pro what? E
Ken: i'm in night shift nurses, but they only show me from the waist down ;)
ah,clem: the last rell of this vintager motion picture...
Bambi: I've been to NYC and San Antonio, but not Austin
Dexter Fong: Clem: Relly?
Elayne: Dex, in this case, a pro photographer, although more in the sense of experience than actually getting paid for it.
Ken: i've been to austin and san antone, but only seen nyc from the air
C. Simril: speaking of pro photographers,
Dexter Fong: Protoghaphers I think
Dexter Fong: Protographers
EricTravis: Austin's pretty cool. Pretty artsy. Lots of great music.
Bambi: I was in houston but only the airport
Merlyn: proto-protographers?
Ken: eric: i have many friends there, looks like nice place to live
C. Simril: timbuk 3 from there. one of my faves
Dexter Fong: Before the image was the icon
Bambi: they have an underground train at the houston airport
C. Simril: yeah, you're the person i wanted to talk to. i recall being so impressed with the camera you had in seattle, merlyn
Dexter Fong: Yep: You can't find it either
ah,clem: not quite Dex, spelled it wrong, but you get the idea.
Dexter Fong: Clem: I *own* the idea
C. Simril: just got the canon xl-1s today.looking forward to making some tasty images
Merlyn: bergman's is better; it's a bit more recent and it seems the picture on his is a little sharper
C. Simril: your camera is its equivalent i assume
Merlyn: is it a still camera or video?
C. Simril: camcorder
C. Simril: XL-1s
Merlyn: yeah, though mine's a vx-1000 and 2000s have been out for years
C. Simril: it's pretty enough to be a photograph of itself
Dexter Fong: 2003 already
Merlyn: mine only does 1 hour tapes, does yours do 90 minutes?
EricTravis: Shaun Colvin and Lyle Lovett are favorites
C. Simril: i have been very impressed with the quality of photography from your camera, merl
C. Simril: at sp 1 hour, i think
C. Simril: unless they make bigger cassettes now
Merlyn: the XM radio DVD on a TV makes it a bit more obvious (the sharpness difference), though you pretty much have to look for it
Dexter Fong: There are no *big* cassettes, only big parts
C. Simril: longer is what i meant
Merlyn: bergman's would switch between 60 and 90 minutes with the same tape, so I think it's just more compressed/less quality or something
Dexter Fong: Ther are no *long* cassettes, only long parts
||||||||| Around 10:10 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
C. Simril: by el
Ken: she's no fun, she fell right over
Dexter Fong: Time for Penn and Teller
ah,clem: wamp
Merlyn: thanks for mentioning, dex
C. Simril: i;ll pen her but i wont tell her
Dexter Fong: Always glad to be of cervix Merl
Mudhead: where were we?
C. Simril: we dont get that show in canada
Ken: urethra, kansas
Dexter Fong: Mud: If you keep your thumb on your cassette, you'll always know where you are
C. Simril: i enjoyed them on babylon 5, never seen their "act"
ah,clem: we are in the future, as usual , Mudhead.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Penn and Teller on B%?
Dexter Fong: b5
Mudhead: I lost my script
ah,clem: LOL
Ken: the sound effects man will give you another if you split that key with him
Dexter Fong: Mud: Then you'll just have to improvise
Bambi :)
Mudhead: Can I buy one from the sound effects man?
ah,clem: just don't crush that dwarf, Mudhead.
Ken: take all you want, they are free
Dexter Fong: May I have a suggestion for an URL where several people might meet?
Mudhead: i dont need a split key, I need a full key
Ken: www.firstandmainstreet.anytown.us
Bambi: hand me the plyers
Bambi: you'll need a crowbar ...
C. Simril: hey, i'm the sound effects man
ah,clem: only half a key
Mudhead: or new kwy!
Dexter Fong: New Kiwi, it's been genetically altered
C. Simril: now it's an aussie?
Ken: gimme a c7 arpeggio, mr. pianist!
Dexter Fong: It's Tasmanian you devil
Bambi: complete with koalas and kangeroos?
ah,clem: m u i ah m
Dexter Fong: ...and barbie o the shrmp
Ken: e i e i o
ah,clem: m7
Ken: m16?
C. Simril: gimme a ton o' shrimp, jean
Bambi :)
ah,clem: and a Barbie?
Mudhead: check and mate..Ha Ha!
Ken: bambi and clem: don't just smile, talk to us!
Dexter Fong: Sorry , only and hundred weight per customer
Ken: no checks, cash only please, in unmarked bills in a brown paper bag.....
C. Simril: we'll save australia. dont wanna hurt no kangaroos.
Dexter Fong: See them smile =)))))))))))))))))))
C. Simril: 'll build an all-american amusement park there
C. Simril: they got surfing too
Mudhead: whats in your hand?
Dexter Fong: ..and bushy bushy blond hairdo's
Bambi: I like the koalas
Ken: from the bering strait to the panama canal, we're one america, and we're happy to be here!
Dexter Fong: I like the coke
C. Simril: they are another dimension of cuteness
ah,clem: nothing, mudhead, what did you mean by that??
Bambi: but the shrimp I prefer sauteed in butter :)
Ken: dex: tried the vanilla coke at all?
Ken: bambi: scampi, with lots of garlic? YUMMY!
Dexter Fong: Ken: Yeah but the beans kept getting stuck in my nose
ah,clem: I put real vanilla in Pepsi.
Merlyn: well, I can't find penn & teller
Ken: lol, dex!
Merlyn: showtime, right?
Bambi: yeah ... that's how we like 'em
Dexter Fong: Merl: They've disappeared themselves
Ken: showtime was at 930, you've missed all the commercials, the trailers, and the trailer trash by now
Bambi: are we talking about the Penn & Teller ... I love their early stuff best
Merlyn: it's only 900 here
Dexter Fong: Ken: Damn! I wanted to see the trailor trashing...better than monster trucks
C. Simril: laker game on at 730, jay's station announced
Ken: but cat, you're 3 hrs behind me, that's not fair, i missed it already
Mudhead: Ok group, one last question?
Dexter Fong: Cat will just have to miss it later
C. Simril: one out in ninth, jays over texas, 7-6
Dexter Fong: Mud: Answer: The Beatles
Merlyn: python is on BBC
Ken: i like constrictor on cnn better
Dexter Fong: What a surprise
Mudhead: Where is there hamburger all over the highway?
C. Simril: mystic, connecticut
Dexter Fong: You tell me oh great Mystic
Ken: mudhead: look for the buns, they will be close by
Bambi: Mystic Connecticut
C. Simril: a reference to much death, tv news jargon
C. Simril: i didnt get that when i first heard it
Bambi: good one cat
Mudhead: Come vist www.mudhead.org Cia g'nite
Dexter Fong: Cia?
Ken: later, mud
Bambi: will do mudhead
Bambi: g'nite
C. Simril: true, bambi. reporter's slang for accident with numerous bleeding victims.
Dexter Fong: Cyah Mud
C. Simril: by mud
||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:23 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bambi: I heard that cat ... didn't know if that was true
Bambi: heard a few years back ... made sense though knowing some journalists
Dexter Fong: "...and there's Steak Tartar all over the dining room"
Ken: i wonder if he's related to the dr. mudd of the lincoln assassassination or the star trek (original, puleeze!) dr. mudd?
C. Simril: any group of people is bound to develop it;s own vocabulary, over a period of time
Bambi: harry mudd
C. Simril: roger?
Dexter Fong: Muddy waters
Ken: yep, of the planet of female robots fame
Dexter Fong: John Waters
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'xmas bunny', just granted probation at 10:25 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Ken: I remeber that episode
Bambi: roger yes..that was the andriod dr's name
Ken: hi bun
xmas bunny: Merry May Day all
C. Simril: hi bun
Dexter Fong: It's Uno d' Mayo
Bambi: hi bunny
ah,clem: hi bunny
Ken: mayday? you in trouble? i'll call homeland security for ya......
C. Simril: Maid Day?
C. Simril: cinco minus quatro?
Dexter Fong: Ooohh! I like that little uniform
Dexter Fong: 5-4=Uno
C. Simril: 54 forty or fight!
xmas bunny: ah i see clem has shrunk
Ken: you tengo unito (a little one)
Dexter Fong: No X: He's always been that way
ah,clem )
Bambi: right ... only a few days till cinco de mayo
C. Simril: no, he was always small
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:27 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
C. Simril: hey dave
Ken: a tragic birth deformity, he's a dwarf
Bambi: hi dave
Ken: hi dave
Dexter Fong: Ken: We do not wish to know that kind of information
Merlyn: software fixed, dave?
xmas bunny: Hi ya Dave !
Dave enters with the black dog
Dexter Fong: Dave: Leave the dog outside on the porch
Dave: no can do dex
C. Simril: ive got a white dog
Bambi: does he have to? dogs are nice creatures
Dave: he won't let me, sorry
Ken: make him sit in the corner quietly then
C. Simril: he's a constant hilarity
Dexter Fong: Dave: You attached to him at the wrist and ankhules
Ken: bunny has a white rabbit
xmas bunny: and a chocolate sister
Dave: I'll try Ken, difficult SOB though
Bambi: on her left shoulder maybe?
C. Simril: i cant image phil austin without being surrounded by a gang of happily yelping hounds
ah,clem: dog should like the rabbit, one way or the other...
Dexter Fong sings " One hare makes you smaller, the other makes you pregnant"
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EricTravis - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
xmas bunny: Dex, were those the original lyrics ?
Ken: dex: don't say that word. one of the female cats here is pregnant. didn't get the boy to the vet's in time.
Bambi: Dave is Phil Austin?
Bambi: beat the reaper!
Dexter Fong: X: At least part of them =))
C. Simril: oregano lyrics? i told you, officer, it's oregano!
Merlyn: that's metaphysically absurd
Ken: no, phil austin is phil austin. dave is dave. (no man, dave's not here)
xmas bunny: oregano lyrics, the san francisco treat
Dexter Fong: Ken: Neither is Phil
Bambi: LOL
Ken: phil hasn't been here tonight yet. could appear as if by magic at any moment though
xmas bunny: So was phil here today ?
Dexter Fong: Yes; some simple folk still think that chatrooms are magic
Merlyn: not yet BB
xmas bunny: Is that a giant turtle in the corner ?
Ken: but we know they are sorcery!
Dexter Fong: X: No, it's Dave's dog
Bambi: what chatrooms and the internet aren't magic ... tell me it isn't true! LOL
xmas bunny: Dex: then the 3 minutes eggs are still safe, I assume
xmas bunny: Bambi: it isnt true
Dexter Fong: X: Unless the poachers got to them
Bambi: it was the salmon moose
xmas bunny: Eggs, there not eggs, their, ALIENS!!!
Dexter Fong slaps Bambi with a salmon moose just for the halibut tourneau
Ken: whazzamatta u?
Bambi: thanks bunny :)
Bambi: thanks dex ... I needed that
xmas bunny: So who put the brackets around klok ?
Ken: she likes it. look at the smile
Dexter Fong: Bambi: May I recommend a saucy Bernaise with that?
Merlyn: he did; he's "away"
C. Simril: he forged those chains himself
Merlyn: dave, your reader working with the chat now?
xmas bunny: Merlyn: you mean he "escaped" ???
Bambi: yes dex ... you may
C. Simril: a life of penny pinching
Dexter Fong: X: We are all prisoners of our own body armor
Dexter Fong: I pinchd Peeny And Sky King buzzed me
Dexter Fong: Penny
C. Simril: nickle nuzzling
xmas bunny: Dex: speak for yourself. I like to get out of my body once in a while
Dave: eh decently Brian, still does that refresh without refreshing thing, but it's not too bad, I think it's my software, not yours, but I'm honestly not too sure
Dexter Fong: X: If I had your body, so would I =))))))))
Ken: i got buzzed with old man proctor once. not the firesign proctor but the son (grandson?) of the founder of proctor and gamble
ah,clem: ; slaps Dex for beating my wife. ( that's my job)
C. Simril: buzzed?
xmas bunny: Didn't Mick sing a song about it "Out of my skin....."
C. Simril: dont buzzard that joint, my friend
Dexter Fong: Mick sang a song about being "A hamish Boy"
Merlyn: OK dave, if you read one of the older logs where you were on, it should be exactly the same text as live, so if that acts differently, it's your software that changed
Ken: cat: i was in college, 1971, he was in 80's or so, friend took me over there and we all got stoned together
Dexter Fong: or maybe an Amish boy
Dave: yeah that's what I'll do, later though
C. Simril: good for you, ken
xmas bunny: Didn't know P&G were into rock formations
Ken: i didn't gamble, it was house money
Dexter Fong: Proctor and Gamble: We own the idea of Geology
Bambi: maybe not but some of their soap reminds me of rock formations
Dexter Fong: Granite on a Rope
C. Simril: pumice? regular ice?
xmas bunny: Well, time for some Laker Basketball. And time to bid you all a good evening!
Dexter Fong: Ice 9?
C. Simril: mr vonegut, you've sold out
Dexter Fong: Night Bun
Merlyn: actually, P&G is Procter, not proctor
Bambi: I guess that's better than rat in a box
ah,clem: bye bunny
C. Simril: you a laker fan, bunny?
Bambi: night bunny
xmas bunny: oh yes
Ken: hey, the homemade bread is out of the oven, i'll be back in a few
Dexter Fong: You a Laker Girl Bunny?
xmas bunny: What else do we have on the left coast
Dexter Fong: afk for a few
Bambi: yummm ... homemade bread
xmas bunny: Dex: no, but i wouldn't mind having one of my own
C. Simril: since they moved from min. to la, and hopefuly will move on from there tonight
Dave: I loaf cause I need the dough
xmas bunny: nite all
||||||||| "10:43 PM? I'm late!" exclaims xmas bunny, who then runs out through the Freedom doors and down through the garden.
Merlyn: nite bb
C. Simril: by bun
C. Simril: hey merl, you get red shift yet?
C. Simril: i forgot to ask bunny
Bambi: ah,clem makes a mean homemade pizza dough
Merlyn: haven't gotten my copy of red shift (or two, assuming I give one to dave romm)
C. Simril: i can imagine
C. Simril: doc has been busy it seems
C. Simril: i can send you a couple if it's inconvenient for doc
Ken: bambi: it's box mix in a bread machine, not "real" homemade. but it's still good. very warm, butter melts right in.......
Merlyn: ok, sure, just let him know so there's no duplication
Bambi: hey ken, at least you make it yourself ... always tastes best right out of the oven
C. Simril: i think i have your addy somewhere
Ken: just wish the real butter wasn't gone. this is really hydrogenated vegetable oil with artificial flavorings (margerine)
Merlyn: if a guy named dewey yells at you, that's the "dewey decibel system"
Ken: dewey duck
C. Simril: admiral dewey? you're so gooey
ah,clem: who was dewy duck?
Bambi: real fresh warm bread can even make margareene taste pretty good ... although I know what you mean about real butter ... we don't buy anything else
Ken: i love cows and pigs. they are my friends
Bambi: dewey decibel ... is it loud?
C. Simril: taste good too
ah,clem: dewey was donald's nephew,
Ken: this is "sundried tomato and basil" flavored. yummy stuff.
ah,clem: at least that's what he and Daisy claimed....
C. Simril: ah, how time flies. one of my faves
Bambi: at least that's what daisy claims
C. Simril: ck for the best solo work of the lads
ah,clem: close Bam
Dexter Fong: Back in the scandal again
C. Simril: my words are dis-appearing
C. Simril: pick for the
C. Simril: out where an engine's your friend
Merlyn: that bug again, cat?
ah,clem: boink,
Bambi: I have one of those ... get it close but never quite right type memories ... except when I am listening
C. Simril: weirdness, mrl
ah,clem: still there Cat?
C. Simril: indeed.
||||||||| 10:52 PM: nurse judy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
C. Simril: ould be on soon
Dexter Fong: The Cat is here
ah,clem: ko
C. Simril: hi nurse. wanna buy a used hearse?
Dexter Fong: NJ; OI
nurse judy: the door opened and a fig newton walked in...
Bambi: where you can pee into the stream (and that's important)
Ken: hey, jude
Dexter Fong: Bambi: It's imported
Bambi: hi judy
nurse judy: Has Austin made his non appearance yet? I have...
ah,clem: ko, I mean ok, he wants me to use the crininals's code.
Bambi: really...imported ... not important
nurse judy: good evening friendsssss
Bambi: never got that
Merlyn: no austin yet
Dexter Fong: Clem: Ah ..you mean moerta?
Ken: don't get sibilant with me!
ah,clem: in the linnen closet.
nurse judy: n'yet non
Dexter Fong: Right next to the Yoko closet
nurse judy: the lion's chest be inflated upon
C. Simril: austin appears, and dissappears. just like reality
Dexter Fong: ...and Nino
nurse judy: that's why we love him so so
Bambi: gonna have to go back to the vinyl and read the covers again ... LOL
Dexter Fong: Ho Ho
ah,clem: the pickles are in the goloshes
nurse judy: back to the vinyl again out where a needle's the end
Dexter Fong: and the gherkins are in the rubbers
ah,clem: why are you crying?
ah,clem: oh, you're laughing
Dexter Fong: I'm chopping onions
Bambi: LOL good one judy
Ken: put down that pickle!
ah,clem: dropped
Dexter Fong: ..and pick up that cuke
Dexter Fong: you so smaht
ah,clem: no
nurse judy: the ol' cactus juice
ah,clem: .
ah,clem: clem
Dexter Fong dexter fong
C. Simril: i thought the cactus were muslim
nurse judy: clem you've cloned
Ken: cat: they are native americans
Merlyn: cat, your text working now?
nurse judy: just canvasing the desert
ah,clem: clem clone, back to the shadows again
C. Simril: first nations, we call em in canada
nurse judy: first nation's a bank here
Dexter Fong: Eh?
Ken: cat: makes more sense than "indians"
Dexter Fong: We call them Casino owners
Dexter Fong: ...and Pit Bulls
Merlyn: first nation Al's bank
Dexter Fong: ..er bosses
Bambi: well they were native americans and they were first nations ... works for me.
nurse judy: I'll raise you two pitbuls and three indians
ah,clem: Dave, do not know this type of chat, so answer here. We have several computers here,, mostly Linux (old stuff) and a couple windows boxes
Bambi: and they are currently casino owners too as a matter of fact
Dexter Fong: ...and they were the "Guardians" of this scared land
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: just read that later
C. Simril: i didnt get it, dave. anyway, have made some cds for you, can send them to any address you choose
Bambi: lest we forget that dex
Dexter Fong: 1500 Pennsylvania Avenue is a good address
Ken: clem: i have tulips and daisies in my window boxes
Bambi: 11 bells and all is well
Bambi: (almost anyway)
Ken: catherwood would not lie to you
nurse judy: Coogan, I'll call your bluff
C. Simril: yeah, but i prefer getty's berg
Dexter Fong: Anyone who would steal my goat would lie
ah,clem: we have tulips i the yard, but no daisies...
Ken: dex: he just borrows it. you get it back when you leave
nurse judy: the devil's in the den
Ken: just produce your goat check at the door
Dexter Fong: Tulips in the yard, by Gard
nurse judy: charge the fence to picket
C. Simril: sounds like holland
ah,clem: so far... yes
Bambi: tulips, flowering fruit trees, azaleas, roses, later iris too
Ken: my tulips started blooming on easter
Ken: lilacs are just ready to bloom. honeysuckle getting green. it will be pretty here in a few days
Bambi: old azaleas ... the large flowers
Dexter Fong: "Look, the Calla Lilies are in bloom"
Bambi: yes, the calla lilies ... who could forget the calla lilies
Dexter Fong: Spencah never forgot
nurse judy: mongo like candy
Dexter Fong: Jerry? Is that you?
C. Simril: santa maria!
Ken: nina! pinta!
nurse judy: who ended up with the chips?
Dexter Fong: Esmerelda?
Ken: i didn't get any chips and the dip ran out long ago
Dexter Fong: Ken: You're dip stick is on empty?
Dexter Fong: Your
Bambi: no dip ... chips not as much fun without dip..
nurse judy: my stocks dipped
Dexter Fong: My 401K is now 200.5F
C. Simril: still in the stocks, judy? with angela davis?
nurse judy: my 24 carrot is now half a turnip
Dexter Fong: Whoa Nelly,
nurse judy: no i'm bonded to her
Bambi: what no beets?
Bambi: joe beets maybe
Dexter Fong: No beets...that's why I'm so lonesome
Ken: gold bond powder. available at all fine drug stores.
Dexter Fong: Movin' on out to the Borsht Belt
Ken: hold the sour cream, i'm lactose tolerant
ah,clem: ah dex, the lonesome beet.
Bambi: can't forget that sweet bozo ette?
Dexter Fong: Hi! I'm Etta Bozo, and one sweet patootie
Dexter Fong: I yam what I yam
Bambi: one sweet patootie ... always good to know where yam are
Ken: spinach
Dexter Fong: Kale
Ken: i'll see your kale and raise you a kohlrabi
C. Simril: i love borscht
ah,clem: wise ass, the poor rich Barney, honk delay,, laser edge in the fair..
C. Simril: klae and spinache too
Dexter Fong: I hate cold Ravi
Bambi: and I will ace you all with dandelion leaves
nurse judy: we eat her beet daddy to the bar just in the beat nick of time
Ken: shankar to you too
C. Simril: all those russian genes running on round my stomache
C. Simril: shankar? i barely touched her
ah,clem: solve with first line
Dexter Fong: NJ: No fair quoting Kerouc
Dexter Fong: or Kerouac
Ken: my dandelion crop is blooming too. need to get out and whack them off
Bambi: yes, before they multiply further!
nurse judy: many a head be wacked around here too
Dexter Fong: I have seen the best vegetable of my generation, peeled raw, poached and blanching
ah,clem: sorry, times up. "why does the porrage bird lay his egg in the air?"
Ken: i like dandelion wine, but never tried making it. one of these years.....
Dexter Fong: Clem: Answer: So they can learn to fly early on in life
nurse judy: DW; it'll get you drunk
Ken: dex: think or thwim
Bambi: or, why are there no porrage birds anymore
ah,clem: laugh, runnaway,that is an illeagal macknam.
C. Simril: kerouac?
Ken: they mutated after three mile island?
Dexter Fong: Ken: I'll have to thwink about that
Bambi: peach wine is good ... got some right here
C. Simril: cuz they laid their eggs in the air, bambi
Ken: all i've got is "que shiraz, shiraz...."
ah,clem: it does not smell bad.
Dexter Fong: Whatever will wallabee
C. Simril: that was phil p's point, in a post about that line. thatr if we cut down all the trees, where else could they lay their eggs
nurse judy: downing the patron
Bambi: yes, the paradox of the porrage bird LOL
C. Simril: condon negro, a spanish kava is about all i drink in wine land
Merlyn: the birds would be stumped, all right...
ah,clem: yes, the answer of course is there were no trees.
C. Simril: but imust return to my stove and lakers game.
C. Simril: monnitor this when i can.
Ken: the stoves are playing the lakers?
Dexter Fong: Black Condom with the tiny pre-drilled TIP!
Merlyn: like a violin
nurse judy: did the lakers beat the stove?
Bambi: yeah, could be ... but bird's are industrious fellows ... we have some in our chimney, attic ...
Ken: i have a birdhouse in the back yard, i call the residents my welfare birds. they live in my house, i feed them seeds, etc.
Dexter Fong: I too must attend too business...namely parking the car
Bambi: we hear that making their constant rounds back and forth all night ... daggone they must be exhausted
nurse judy: where do you get those seeds?
Dexter Fong: See anyone here later otherwise...later
Bambi: later dex
Ken: later, dex
Bambi: were you leaving or was it someone else?
nurse judy: dex out
ah,clem: but Phil took it beyond that to the future, where, of course al expainations would be convoluted.
Ken: but all exponents would be real numbers in the future
Bambi: ok, judy ... wasn't sure I read it right
ah,clem: like the grounded iron gate of Dr. Bedows...
Bambi: just like the past ah,clem LOL
ah,clem: forget it.
ah,clem: don't forget i.
nurse judy: i took out the garbage beyond the pathway
Bambi: LOL
Ken: judy: good date?
nurse judy: yeah, all I could eat
Bambi: civilization, HO!
Dexter Fong: Dex back, change of plans
nurse judy: so bambi, what's a deer like you doing in a place like this?
ah,clem: here comes the railrod, right NOW...
Ken: the car is gone, dex?
nurse judy: towed away?
Bambi: actually ... I was invited by Rotonoto
Dexter Fong: Ken: Actually, gotta go to Williamsburg tomorrow for a funeral, so not gonna move it tonight
Ken: the infamous rotonoto?
Bambi: thought I would enjoy coming here because of the Firesign quips I put in my postings
nurse judy: roto scoped you?
Dexter Fong: Bam: Rotonoto....like tiny tears, brossoms fall from bouttaoinerre
Ken: roto cool guy.
Bambi: Williamsburg, VA?
Dexter Fong: Well I certainly can't spell "the flower in the lapel" thingie
Dexter Fong: Yeah Bam: VA
nurse judy: I was in the stocks in Williamsburg once
Bambi: that's why ah,clem and I came to check out the check ... yes Rotonoto is a nice guy.
Ken: long drive, dex, be careful
Bambi: sent us some great info on current Firesign
Dexter Fong: Ken: Why, you gonna be on the road? =))
Bambi: you are near Williamsburg?
Dexter Fong: Bam: In NYC
Ken: roto and i have been internet friends for well over a year now, but never met in person. i will get east some day and do that
Bambi: right ... that is a long drive ... you told us that ... sorry
Dexter Fong: Bam: =) No, Ken said it was a long drive...and Ken is always right =))
Bambi: LOL
nurse judy: we drive by night
Ken: ken is not always right, but he's never wrong
ah,clem: who is service for?
nurse judy: that's right
Bambi: I hate that trek around baltimore and dc
Dexter Fong: My Mother's sister...age 92
Bambi: try to do that in the middle of the night when we do it
Ken: condolences from here, dex.
Dexter Fong: Bam: Will stay in DC overnight with son
Dexter Fong: Thanks Ken;
Bambi: smart move judy
ah,clem: we do it late to avoid traffic
Bambi: condolences for sure
Dexter Fong: Thanks all
nurse judy: i traffic late to avoid police
ah,clem: we did Va to upper pennunsula MI in 25 hrs.
Dexter Fong: BTW..almost impossible to avoid traffic in the NYC, Balto< DC corridor =)
Bambi: dc a good stop gap if you know someone there
Ken: dex" you should email roto and meet him for lunch or something while you are there. he's 15 miles outside d.c.
ah,clem: will ot do that again.
Dexter Fong: Ken: Won't have anytime
ah,clem: not
Ken: clem: i'm in extreme lower michigan, just above indiana line. love the u.p. in the summer, they can have it in the winter
Bambi: you are right dex .. but better if you don't hit the morning or afternoon/early evening rush hour
Bambi: really holds you up big time
Dexter Fong: Leave tomorrow aft, drive to Dc, next morning to Williamsburd
Dexter Fong: Or Williamsbird
klokwkdog: or the midday or the late evening rush hour, either
Dexter Fong: Klok: Hey =)
ah,clem: good pla, dc only 3 hrs from wmsbg
Bambi: we were there end of august ... beautiful
Bambi: for 2 1/2 weeks
Ken: klok: you're back! and in one piece, too
klokwkdog: hey, oyah-hey-o
Bambi: wb klok
Dexter Fong: Klok: What has happened to your parentheses
ah,clem: next time we take the train... LO
klokwkdog: ('bout the only thing I learned to say, back in Oklahoma...)
Bambi: you got that right ah,clem
klokwkdog: oh, way back home on the reservation...
Ken: he sold the parentheses to the sound effects man
Dave: well folks, think I'll go for tonight, got shit to do, see ya, sorry didn't talk much in here, busy
Bambi: no more blinded driving to MI
Ken: later, dave, be good
Merlyn: ok dave
Dexter Fong: Sokay Dave...be well
klokwkdog: nite dave
Bambi: night dave
C. Simril: later, dave
nurse judy: i left my back in San francisco
Bambi: have a good one
Dave: "they say that time will kill the pain, I say that the pain is gonna kill my time" Ben Harper
C. Simril: but your front follows you around?
Dexter Fong: Bam & Clem: Kinda get the idea you 2 are ....close?
klokwkdog: Ok--lahoma Hills where i belong...,
||||||||| "11:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dave, who then runs out through the Freedom doors and down through the garden.
ah,clem: oh yea,
Ken: klok: can you take it up a key or two? i can't play in c# major
Bambi: ah, yeah ... you could say that ... ah,clem is my husband
Bambi: and we are very close
Dexter Fong: See Sharp Maojor....Major Sharp, Majr
nurse judy: see major run
Ken: sitting in the same chair?
ah,clem: like married, in the same house, on the same network, stuff like that.
Dexter Fong: ll 3 mispelling of one word in one sentence...pretty sharp eh?
klokwkdog: so you are the one of much hearing-of, but little presence, oh hallowed one?
nurse judy: smae bat time same bat channel
ah,clem: we do have our own computers.
nurse judy: all the same to me
Bambi: yes, all eleven of them
Ken: wow, a large litter!
nurse judy: all eleven with the same face?
Dexter Fong: And what prize d we have for this lovely couple, Klokwork?
Bambi: I mainly use two though
klokwkdog: the family that networks together stays wired to each other!
ah,clem: we do not fight over much, except the firesign albums... he he
nurse judy: deer look all alike to me
Ken: clem: there's enough to go around
Bambi: how twoo how twoo
Bambi: duck and cover!
klokwkdog: one for each hand (smacking forehead)...of course! That's it!
Dexter Fong: NJ: Can you tell me the price of Deer Nuts?
nurse judy: cept that guy with the red nose but we don't let him play in any of our games
Bambi: one for each hoof
ah,clem: we have terminals in every room. You cannot get lost here.
Bambi: front ones that is
Ken: dex: they are always under a buck
Dexter Fong: Ken: I didn't call on you...please sit down
nurse judy: DF no
ah,clem: good answer Ken
Dexter Fong: Clem: Don't give him too much credit...it's his joke
Bambi: LOL
ah,clem: I know
klokwkdog: oh, he has more than one, Dex
nurse judy: I'm rutting
Dexter Fong: More than one nut?
Ken: unless he's been partially castrated
klokwkdog: more than one joke; we all chipped in, bought him a whole book...
nurse judy: or a hitler deer
Bambi: only two, only two
Dexter Fong sings "Hitler, he only had one ball, Himmler, he had none at all....."
C. Simril: rutles?
klokwkdog: ...of course, it was in Chinese
nurse judy: all we need is cash
klokwkdog: so all his jokes are labored; he has to stand on his head to use it
Ken: hold the soy sauce
ah,clem: loose translation
C. Simril: chin ease, cheek discomfort
Dexter Fong: "I'd like to introduce the Bund: Goering teuton on his horn...
Bambi: a little duck sauce maybe
nurse judy: that bundiful
klokwkdog: are those saucy ducks at it again?
Ken: dex: almost sounds like the "intro and outro" discussed recently on news group. i was surprised, only one person wanted that mp3
Dexter Fong: vonder to ze bar and get me a Moscow cocktail
nurse judy: a bundle of duck sauce
Dexter Fong: Ken: Yes, that was the inspiration...if you wanna call it that
nurse judy: duck soup
ah,clem: I have to wonder what your mood is like on Friday, as this is only the day before, and you are already off the wall...hope you have a good weekend, and see ya next week.
Ken: inspire, expire, it's all part of life
klokwkdog: it's as easy as a bridge
||||||||| doctec sneaks in around 11:46 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Clem and Bam: Nice to meet you
doctec: hey, people are still here...
nurse judy: horse feathers
ah,clem: take care all, was exceptional
Ken: i'm running away too. 1130 here in eastern zone, sector r. g'nite all. hey tom
Bambi: ok, nitol ... have a great one!
doctec: isn't that bridge built yet?
Dexter Fong: Night Ken...Hi DT
Bambi: we really enjoyed it
ah,clem: by by
Merlyn: hey doc
klokwkdog: nite Ken
doctec: oh well
nurse judy: animal crackers
Bambi: please say hi to Rotonoto if you see him
doctec: dang - i guess i missed all the exposition
ah,clem: and it won't be, untill....
ah,clem: ght
Bambi: hi doc
Dexter Fong: Doc: Clem & Bambi friends of Roto
Bambi: night
doctec: well g'nite all who are leaving
Bambi: go
ah,clem: doc knows the script
doctec: ah HA
doctec: i KNEW there was a conspiracy!
Bambi: we'll we back again though ... really enjoyed all of you
klokwkdog: heroic struggle of the little guys to finish bridge and get on cover of Green
doctec: will you also be front?
nurse judy: hold the electrician
ah,clem: and there is, we conspire to sleep.
Dexter Fong: Klok: lol
Bambi: they haven't finished that bridge yet!
Bambi: see ya
klokwkdog: has KNEW found another conspiracy? They're better than all-news WCBS 880, then!
doctec: two no trump
||||||||| "Hey Bambi!" ... Bambi turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:49 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
doctec: oh well
nurse judy: all new news and no news that's not
ah,clem: the electrition is that rented costume on the floor...
Dexter Fong: 3 hearts in cut time
doctec: careful with that cut time, you'll bleed
klokwkdog: it doesn't keep like the whole leaves, DT
doctec: the leaves in the hole?
doctec: why the severe punishment?
nurse judy: i thought George Washington's bridge was wooden
klokwkdog: lack of fragrance during Enforced Spring
C. Simril: seive ear punishment? try hamlet
C. Simril: hi doc
C. Simril: i'm watching the laker game
doctec: Ah, the old Enforced Spring amendment - forgot about that one
doctec: hey cat - wondered if you were still here, your name was fading at the top of the page
nurse judy: it'sin the bedrock
C. Simril: Fumiyo and Icy just returned
klokwkdog: well, get ready for Enforced Spring II and a double dose of Daylight Savings Time!
doctec: I see
nurse judy: of our constitution
doctec: Too bright - too bright!
klokwkdog: the sun's gonna come back up before you can get into bed!
Dexter Fong: Spring Head!!! Foulback!!!
nurse judy: george washington slept here
Dexter Fong: Thomas Jefferson schlept here
klokwkdog: both ends? Heck, we goin' smash that candle, burn it all at once and the stupid Democrats can figure out how to pick up the pieces
doctec: and boy was his wife upset when she found out
nurse judy: didn't he invent monty jello
klokwkdog: after pumping out a few heirs, I think they were grateful for any relief, DT
Dexter Fong: ...and the Mountain Cello
nurse judy: she was slave for that man
doctec: new book about karl rove reveals he's mr' dirty tricks - expect a lot of smear campaigns against any democrat who even remotely threatens bush's monarchy
klokwkdog: i thought monty jello claimed he was a hit man for the CIA
nurse judy: and couldn't get a nickle out of him
klokwkdog: monarchy? I thought it was still a junta
Dexter Fong: Klok: They ain't a huntin' anymore
klokwkdog: yeah, they could smear John Kerry for being a habitual War Protester
nurse judy: no he wore the pants in his family
ah,clem: please note a non related but fun link for geeks on friday night, like tomorrow, you can join Bambi & me and the friday night live crew in IRC at irc.equnet.org, channel # skybirdradio. Internet feed carries the show, as well as satellite from 9-12. See ya then, and thanks for all the fish.
Dexter Fong: They've got their prey, and it's us
doctec: nite mr. ah clem
ah,clem: night all
Dexter Fong: IRC...eeekkk!
nurse judy: well you better pray for us then
C. Simril: by, ah
klokwkdog: nite AC
Merlyn: nite
doctec: (yeah, irc has lost it's luster in our eyes, we're spoiled by merlyn's magnificent web chat client)
nurse judy: smear john kerry on toast
Dexter Fong: Kerry on Nurse
doctec: john kerry gets toasted - film at eleven
nurse judy: kerry on board
Dexter Fong: Birdie Num-nums
doctec: carry on bored?
nurse judy: send them the seeds
Dexter Fong: ..and they will plant you
nurse judy: cod is my co-fish
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ken - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
klokwkdog: didja see that Empire dude in the NYT Magazine Sunday? Sheesh, the balls. Colonial administrators for Iraq my foot!
C. Simril: hey doc, how's the car?
C. Simril: lakers in time out
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
nurse judy: doc car
Dexter Fong: "We were 3 days out of doc car when the typhoon hit
doctec: car is incredible
nurse judy: or is that cod is my pilot fish
doctec: very nicely appointed, feels solid, didn't cost an arm and a leg only a pinkie
C. Simril: good to upgrade
nurse judy: eats me
C. Simril: too bad it was by necessity
Dexter Fong: Teach a man to fish and he'll be hungry if they're flying
nurse judy: glad you saved on the sphincter
doctec: i needed to too, the van was looking like something chris farley would have live in - "in a van down by the river!"
doctec: it had 182,000 miles on it and it showed
C. Simril: rip
Dexter Fong: Whew! That's more milage than anyone's been gone before
nurse judy: about the average distance a fish swims to spawn
doctec: yeah, got my money's worth out of it that's for sure
Dexter Fong: Doc: Last time I saw you behind the wheel, it wasn't a van
doctec: that was lili's acura i think
nurse judy: the great coho salmon
C. Simril: oo, lakers ahead
Dexter Fong: The great Soho Calmon
doctec: i picked up a used altima today - 2001 model, 30k miles, well kept
doctec: did a carfax check on the VIN and it came up clean
C. Simril: 30k in 2 years? not bad
nurse judy: carfax abbey?
Dexter Fong: Nissan? right?
doctec: yep
doctec: yes, nissan
nurse judy: breakers ahead.. no that's drums!
klokwkdog: purchased blacklist 'cause...
Dexter Fong: Watson: We can't speak of the case until the time is right
doctec: i'll tell ya, if you're ever in the market for a used car, spend the $20 for a 30 day acct at carfax.com
nurse judy: wtson the needle
nurse judy: Watson i need you
doctec: you type in a VIN and it pulls up the car's history (how many owners, accidents, etc)
Dexter Fong: Witson, the eave
nurse judy: watson this and watson that
doctec: and you can look up kelly blue book prices on kbb.com
Dexter Fong: Aaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbboooooooooottttttttttttt!
C. Simril: watts are always needed
nurse judy: wintstons taste good
C. Simril: like a sig arret should
nurse judy: and you look up his belly and that blue book stare you right in the face, well it's eniough to make a man's skin crwal
C. Simril: george? tastes like keith jarret
doctec: right now is a great time to get a used car, there's a glut of them
C. Simril: also good time to get new camera
Dexter Fong: Speaking of ziggurets, I must stop babyling
C. Simril: he zones zigarats into brand new zoos, and haunts our cemeteries
Dexter Fong: See you all next week
C. Simril: by dex
doctec: nite dex
nurse judy: aye, and the glut in his doll like eye rolls back and and you dream of peppermints
Dexter Fong: Night dear friends
nurse judy: off to you
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
C. Simril: i thought we were rather cheap
doctec: and as this week has been a very rough one for me (what with all the car shopping and running around), i too need to get some sleep
doctec: sorry i got here so late, will try to get here earlier next time
nurse judy: the sleep of reason
doctec: btw, did lili make it on to chat tonight? she said she planned to
C. Simril: didnt see her
C. Simril: a line from Big Time
doctec: n.j.: how did you know i was a fan of Reason? (http://www.propellerheads.se)
nurse judy: a reasonable assumption
C. Simril: hey doc, i can send merl copies of red shift.
C. Simril: we discussed this earlier
doctec: version 2.5 due out next thursday, free to all 2.0 owners (of which i am one)
C. Simril: save you the problem of doing so, if you havent already
doctec: i have them burned, just have to mail them
doctec: ving to car shop this week got in the way
nurse judy: i'm saving my problems too but the interest isn't much
doctec: having to car shop...
C. Simril: so i assume
doctec: but i will take care of it
nurse judy: burn my problems too, every chance I get
C. Simril: i can walk to post office, send merl and david rohm copies of red shift with no problem
klokwkdog: ok well gotta scoot. nite everyone
doctec: i will take care of it
C. Simril: are those your problems? then take them out of the corn starch
||||||||| klokwkdog says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, klokwkdog exits at 12:14 AM.
doctec: nite klok
C. Simril: by klok
nurse judy: and i burn a post office now and then just to watch the glow
C. Simril: very bank of america of you, nurse
doctec: and goodnight to everyone from the good doctor - in the immortal words of ian shoales, "i gotta go"
doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzz...............
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:15 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs doctec by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
C. Simril: by doc
nurse judy: down to the bitter end
C. Simril: yeah, i gotta go and watch kobe et al win. see yuz next week
nurse judy: the last word?
Merlyn: I'm going too, bye
||||||||| "12:16 AM? I'm late!" exclaims nurse judy, who then runs out through the Freedom doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| "12:17 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then runs out through the Freedom doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Outside, the 12:18 AM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Rotonoto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Rotonoto: hey wake up!
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Rotonoto: ..
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| C. Simril - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Rotonoto: Like the guy sez at the Restaurant At The Edge Of The Universe: "How are we for time?" (poof!)
Rotonoto: Hold the camera for me and keep it pointed down this hole...
Rotonoto: "Get your hands off me- I'm a newsman- I gotta find out- Reeeeebusssssss!
||||||||| Rotonoto leaves to catch the 12:42 AM train to Hellmouth.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 3:21 AM and daddyo steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
daddyo: well
daddyo: i guess i am here all alone
daddyo: with nobody to chat with
||||||||| Catherwood says "3:23 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs daddyo by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please log off for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
ah, clem
ah,clem
eh,clem
a_clem
bambi
C. Simril
daddyo
Dave
Dexter Fong
doctec
Elayne
EricTravis
Ken
klokwkdog
Merlyn
Mudhead
nurse judy
Rotonoto
xmas bunny URL References:
www.firstandmainstreet.anytown.us
www.mudhead.org
http://www.propellerheads.se
www.whitehouse.gov
www.whitehouse.org

Rogue's Gallery:

PP and Cat(cease)	Bunnyboy	klokwkdog	kend^
FreqMan	Merlyn LeRoy	DocTech	LiliLamont
Rotonoto	LeatherG & SO	Nin0	Tonk
			Elayne
And, "The Home Team"	Peggy Blisswhips	Audrey Farber	Tiny Dr. Tim Rest In Peace, Dear Friend