||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Wednesday's chat log for January 15, 2025 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Deputy Dang enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Deputy Dang: I'm writing this on Wednesday evening. I have a friend visiting from out of state and I will be in Orlando tomorrow (Thursday) night. I don't yet know if I will be able to chat or even listen to the show, but I wanted to let you know why I'm not here. I hope all things are wise and wonderful. Cheers!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Deputy Dang sashays in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Deputy Dang: I'm writing this on Wednesday evening. I have a friend visiting from out of state and I will be in Orlando tomorrow (Thursday) night. I don't yet know if I will be able to chat or even listen to the show, but I wanted to let you know why I'm not here. I hope all things are wise and wonderful. Cheers!
||||||||| It's 2:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."