 Coach Swatt of the No-Neck Twisters |
Coach Bill Swatt's new crop of no-neckers has increased their workout schedule to twice a day in preparation for the new season. |
| "These boys are growing like Jimsonweed," says Swatt, "and I expect our front line's gonna weigh in at an average of 450 pounds. That's just a little more than last year, when we defeated the Elmertown Glue Gunners for the state title. And boy, you should see running back Bill Tirebiter's sister . . . that babe's a lawsuit ready to happen!" | |