||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Tuesday's chat log for August 25, 2026 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies bigbutts in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
bigbutts: mercy me
bigbutts: catherwood please examine my buttocks for feces
||||||||| Catherwood examines bigbutts's buttocks for feces.
bigbutts: ty catherwood youre a true friend
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to bigbutts and yells "My ears are burning..."
bigbutts: catherwood you make me all hot and bothered when you reach down there...
||||||||| Catherwood gives bigbutts all hot and bothered when you reach down there.
bigbutts: you sure know how to please a man catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside bigbutts and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
||||||||| assbutt steps in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
assbutt: catherwood pls touch my butt
||||||||| Catherwood touches assbutt's butt.
assbutt: catherwood can you please shit on my chest
||||||||| Catherwood shits on assbutt's chest.
assbutt: ty catherwood you slut
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to assbutt and yells "Stop typing gibberish, assbutt!"
assbutt: catherwood can you tell niv i want to touch his butt and stroke his big thick 3rd leg
||||||||| Catherwood hands to touch his butt and stroke his big thick 3rd leg.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 5:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 5:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...