||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 24, 2023 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with RedPillTweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts johanamadeusmyjetski inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| It's 3:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johanamadeusmyjetski - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Hellmouth." ||||||||| New notice: '** NEW FIRESIGN CHAT TIME ** ** THE FIRESIGN CHAT HAS MOVED TO 7PM -9PM EASTERN ** The Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starts at 7pm Eastern this evening. Warm-up music now begins around 6:40pm Eastern. visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging DJTweeny by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Tweeny waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| It's 5:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tweeny - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 5:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Tweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Tweeny: test ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging Rufus_T_Firetween by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" Rufus_T_Firetween: test Rufus_T_Firetween: test ||||||||| Catherwood escorts doctecazoid in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Rufus_T_Firetween: test doctecazoid: test Rufus_T_Firetween: test 2 doctecazoid: test 3 ||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: test ||||||||| "8:00 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Tweeny, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:00 PM, dragging Tweeny by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" Tweeny: test DJTweeny: Internal Server Error The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request. Please contact the server administrator at root@guardedhost.com to inform them of the time this error occurred, and the actions you performed just before this error. More information about this error may be available in the server error log. Rufus_T_Firetween: Still getting it on all 3 machines after a time Rufus_T_Firetween: Do you have access to the server log? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Cease in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| "8:00 PM? 8:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Cat should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Cat enters and sits in front of the fireplace. Cat: Here I am Cat: Though I did get a Service Error message when i tried to log in as CAt. Now it's here too. ||||||||| Neko steps in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Neko: Very strange. Neko: Now Internal Server Error appears at the bottom of my screen. Doesn't look good for chat today. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 8:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Tweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| doctecazoid - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Rufus bounds in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| It's 8:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Cease - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and DJTweeny waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| New notice: '** NO FIRESIGN CHAT TONIGHT ** DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES' ||||||||| It's 8:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Neko - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Rufus - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| KlaayTu enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. ||||||||| It's 8:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cat - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 24, 2023 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| It's 9:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| KlaayTu - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with jkhkjhkjh close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. jkhkjhkjh: vvghvghvghvgh ||||||||| KlaayTu steps in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. KlaayTu: Hi! KlaayTu: Things are broken. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| KlaayTu - dead from The Plague ||||||||| jkhkjhkjh - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn falls out at 8:00 PM. Merlyn: Hi llan ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:00 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies llanwydd in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. llanwydd: hi merl llanwydd: just because we have no audio doesnt mean we cant have chat ||||||||| Catherwood escorts johan amadeus myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. johan amadeus myjetski: jey llan! he said, defying the silence johan amadeus myjetski: hey llan llanwydd: hey JAM ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies George Stevens into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:00 PM, then departs. George Stevens: Oops. Looks like a bad night to drop in. George Stevens: Evening everyone ||||||||| It's 11:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| George Stevens - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Cat
DJTweeny
doctecazoid
George Stevens
jkhkjhkjh
johan amadeus myjetski
KlaayTu
llanwydd
Merlyn
Neko
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny