||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 20, 2023 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Outside, the 8:00 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's *NEW* web site at www.firesigntheatre.com' ||||||||| DJTweeny says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, DJTweeny exits at 8:00 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 20, 2023 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| 8:00 PM: Beet jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Beet: Hey, Folks, I am attending a meeting tonight so I might be a little late. Keep the Fire burning. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. ||||||||| 8:00 PM: DJ Tweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!" ||||||||| Catherwood ushers johan amadeus myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJ Tweeny: Hey johan DJ Tweeny: Alan Parsons for warm-up music tonight ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Let me hear it for me!" johan amadeus myjetski: hey there! ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' johan amadeus myjetski: AP a fave of mine johan amadeus myjetski: i keep thinking of a diity i think he wrote called 'would you like to look through my telescope' ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Tweeny inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – ALAN PARSONS-TURN OF A FRIENDLY CARD Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Zen Cosmos in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. johan amadeus myjetski: hi Zen Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Zen Zen Cosmos: hey, jus finished ST: Picard johan amadeus myjetski: what did you think of it? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd gets out at 8:00 PM. llanwydd: good evening johan amadeus myjetski: ST:Picaed i men ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match!" johan amadeus myjetski: hi llan llanwydd: what is ST Picard? ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Cease gets out at 8:00 PM. Cease: you enjoy your words in Zen Cosmos: Star Trek series just fuinishe today... llanwydd: Hi Cease johan amadeus myjetski: star trek: picard DJ Tweeny: allo Cease eh Cease: Vegas/Egyptg. Llan? DJ Tweeny: some gambling music to start off the show llanwydd: loved it, cat ||||||||| Catherwood escorts cat 2 into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:00 PM, then departs. llanwydd: welcome cat 2 llanwydd: catherwood get everybody a rhubarb foam ||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody a rhubarb foam. Zen Cosmos: tied up all the loose ends but opened a ST:Legacy spin off Cease: my 10 year old grandson Pohenix loved Richard Fish as the newsguy and tha has led to an interesting convrsation Cease: hi zen llanwydd: so did I cat llanwydd: I was really impressed with tweens acting as well llanwydd: didnt know you could act, tweeny cat 2: this is nice llanwydd: so what is ST Legacy, a game or something? Cease: with the right directiion, he can. unfortunately i;m a terrible director Cease: austin told me that Rufus_T_Firetween: llanwydd: didnt know you could act, tweeny << news to me as well lol llanwydd: not so, cat ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. johan amadeus myjetski: lol, czt2! llanwydd: you were great tween ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Guaranteed by the Department of Redundancy Dept. and the Natural Guard." llanwydd: Hey Merl DJ Tweeny: Hey Merlyn ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Deputy Dang close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary. llanwydd: Hey Dang DJ Tweeny: Howdy Deputy Merlyn: gey all Deputy Dang: Howdy pardners! ||||||||| Catherwood ushers mnrmnaugh into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:00 PM, then departs. llanwydd: mdnrmdnsg, welcome mnrmnaugh: wgat hath be'eth here this johan amadeus myjetski: hi merl, DD mnrmnaugh: oi Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi mnrmnaugh mnrmnaugh: oh it is just mnrmnaugh: this thing has the latency of telegraph lol Cease: hi merl llanwydd: this be eth lame chit chat but it gets better mnrmnaugh: also it blinks at.. at m.. me Cease: one would hope, llan Cease: hi mrn llanwydd: Cat, I had never heard of rhubarb foam before last week Merlyn: hey Cat ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Cease: are you a fan of firesign,mrl? llanwydd: I thought it was a joke but aparrently there is such a thing mnrmnaugh: what on earth bit of kit even is this thing Rufus_T_Firetween: It's a custom web chat mnrmnaugh. You can set the refresh intervals. mnrmnaugh: booooooooooooooo chromeos wont do m3u mnrmnaugh: it tastes weird if you ask me Cease: i did some seious restauranting in vegas last month, as you'll hear about toniight ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Rufus_T_Firetween: I have a proble with that with VLC. Try removing the .3mu extension. Works in VLC mnrmnaugh: llywywywlanderlw its like really bitter mnrmnaugh: ye i can see that much, yall need tab complete though llanwydd: not welsh are you mrnaugh? mnrmnaugh: vlc is dead to me ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from Firesign Theatre's Live At The Magic Mushroom “THE SWORD AND THE STONED” Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u Check out THE MUSHROOM PLAYS at >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc' mnrmnaugh: lol what is this written in, perl? Cease: i'm one of the people who recordded this Cease: this is not mushroom play, twen ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Moderately Ginchy inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, meant to open with this before the intro :/ Rufus_T_Firetween: sorry folks, the Mushroom Play up next Cease: hey ginchy ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Not to be torturing me!" DJ Tweeny: Hi Ginchy Cease: wow. i'm overwhelmed by your ginchynesss Moderately Ginchy: Hey DJ! Deputy Dang: It's written in PHP, not Perl. Moderately Ginchy: Hiya Cease Moderately Ginchy: Hi Cat 2 johan amadeus myjetski: talking of TV we've been watching, & talking of 1967, i have been watching "at last the 1948 show" 2 members of Monty Python with Marty Feldman. pretty funny! mnrmnaugh: i put on red rose cat 2: Hi MG Rufus_T_Firetween: Good bit from Dear Friends though :) mnrmnaugh:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKUiZGdjfk Moderately Ginchy: Where'd you find it Jet? Cease: good tea, mrn johan amadeus myjetski: on Tubi mnrmnaugh: never heard of mnrmnaugh: bloody python Moderately Ginchy: Thank you. Gonna look for it llanwydd: I caught that on tubi last night JAM
DJ Tweeny loves Monty Python Rufus_T_Firetween: OK, _THIS_ is "The Sword And The Stoned" mnrmnaugh: whats that cute one thats like a couple in their appt johan amadeus myjetski: the Python skit 'the four yorkshiremen' was originally on at last the 1948 show Moderately Ginchy: Great for 4-20 DJ Tweeny: good point, Ginchy Cease: tis indeed. i recall hearingtihs and taping it whenfirst broadcast, 1967 mnrmnaugh: jam i would like to buy a fish loicence ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "There's a seeker born every minute!" mnrmnaugh: cath what does a scanner see mnrmnaugh: into the head? into the mind? deep down into the heart? Moderately Ginchy: Cease, sent you a msg on FB. Can't get it to work here. mnrmnaugh: i hope the scanners do better johan amadeus myjetski: lol, mnr! Rufus_T_Firetween: catherwood, scan the chat members ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Rufus_T_Firetween and asks "Did you want something?" mnrmnaugh: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: catherwood, give the cha members a good scanning ||||||||| Catherwood gets the cha members a good scanning. mnrmnaugh: rufus its a ref to scanner darkly Merlyn: yes Cease: how's itr going, merl? ||||||||| Catherwood leads Not Ed in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Not Ed: Porque? DJ Tweeny: Hey Not Ed Merlyn: same old Cease: mcr. i have also wondered about connection of fiesign with pk dick Cease: hey not johan amadeus myjetski: hi not Not Ed: Rufus, Tweeny, JAM, Zen, llan, Cease/cat 2, Merlyn, DDang, mnrm, MG, waz real? mnrmnaugh: yo this is jank mnrmnaugh: stupid phone wont even open the m3u Moderately Ginchy: How are YOU feeling, Not Ed? Not Ed: catherwood bring everyone port and cigars ||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone port and cigars. mnrmnaugh: yes pls Moderately Ginchy: Wait... don't talk old... talk new Not Ed: I'm coughing, thans - you? Not Ed: thankses Moderately Ginchy: Guess the illness? mnrmnaugh: amoking builds character mnrmnaugh: now go shovel the driveway Not Ed: I think this is called dope johan amadeus myjetski: this port isn't very good - oh, well, any port in a storm... ||||||||| Beet steals in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Not Ed: haha mnrmnaugh: lol Beet: Dear Friends! Not Ed: Yo Beet Cease: hey beet DJ Tweeny: yo Beet mnrmnaugh: johan was ischt braun und schimmer unter der wassen? Beet: Hallo, Not, Dr Cease, Dr Tween Cease: moderately ginchy is hee.i am ex[ploding with happiness mnrmnaugh: ein u-brot! Cease: you new here, mrn? mnrmnaugh: i think this thing is missing keystrokes johan amadeus myjetski: Ja, meiner black und decker ist sehr damp... mnrmnaugh: ye Moderately Ginchy: Good gathering mnrmnaugh: vease freerangedildo linked it on irc mnrmnaugh: cease Cease: i was here for the first chat.will be here as long i'm here mnrmnaugh: this thing is weird Not Ed: great to hear this (thanks!) johan amadeus myjetski: praise the hoove! Cease: no shit mnrmnaugh: nice font choice i guess to go with the apparent theme? Beet: Hi, Deputy, j.a.m., Zen, Ginchy, Merl, mnrmnaugh.
Not Ed shifts. johan amadeus myjetski: hi beet! mnrmnaugh: make the blinky stop, imma need an eyepatch Moderately Ginchy: I forgot how much fun these are ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "No, no my boy, you're confused. The horizon's moving up!" mnrmnaugh: hi beet mnrmnaugh: /me eats the beet ||||||||| Bottles enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. mnrmnaugh: lol Cease: dearest bottles Bottles: Hiyas. Beet: Howdy friend Bottles. Moderately Ginchy: Live it's great to hear them nearly laughing Cease: my two favoujrite humans are both here now mnrmnaugh: /me revyvles the bottles Merlyn: hi Bottles Moderately Ginchy: Well, there's no accounting for taste, Cease johan amadeus myjetski: hiya bottles! mnrmnaugh: is it me.. or dos this thing recycles mnrmnaugh: maybe me Cease: lol, ginchy Bottles: I hear Jim Kweskin, oops it stopped. llanwydd: azsexrdctfvgybnhujm DJ Tweeny: Hey Bottles johan amadeus myjetski: are you you, mnr? mnrmnaugh: llnwdwdynandynan has a cat ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "We own the idea of NOW." mnrmnaugh: bloody welsh llanwydd: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc johan amadeus myjetski: lol! Cease: i both have a cat and am Cat llanwydd: I am llan but I own no lland mnrmnaugh: lol llanwywwddrdddyl look up "deepest irish eccent" on the youtubes Not Ed: love it Moderately Ginchy: My older brother always teased me about snipe and grunion Bottles: Wow, this bootleg server is soo slowwwwwwww mnrmnaugh: i miss the last kitty, got her to heel like a dog Not Ed: hey Bots Cease: you did 3 different euro voices in my play, llan johan amadeus myjetski: i am johan, & i am writing a gigue in A minor arcana key Cease: you're a great actor llanwydd: yes cat. it was fun llanwydd: thanks cat Moderately Ginchy: minor arcana *lol* mnrmnaugh: johan but will you be bach the next day Cease: you think you can do a Ukrainian accent? My new play will need that johan amadeus myjetski: a real thespian, for true? Cease: jammy did you recognizde llan in my play? johan amadeus myjetski: you dare turn your bach on me? mnrmnaugh: oh, i have a song Bottles: Over a minute for my comment to appear. Cease: sing it,mrm mnrmnaugh: jack black in a tiny shirt doint time warp mnrmnaugh: actually llanwydd: have to get to the drug store before it closes. be back in a few johan amadeus myjetski: well, it's just a step toi the left.... johan amadeus myjetski: i lied! it's just a jump to the left... ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "No, no my boy, you're confused. The horizon's moving up!" Cease: i mixed this with python's holy grail ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I hate rich people. I hate them and their stupid problems." mnrmnaugh: awwwwwwwww i lost the other one https://vocaroo.com/1bj9vBSQwFFz Beet: See you in a few, llan. mnrmnaugh: ii have not played guitar in 10 years Cease: ive neverf been rich enough to have rfich people problmes. Cease: gjuitars are more portsable than pianos Bottles: I was exposed to rich people problems to know its a bunch of shite being rich. mnrmnaugh: piayes* Not Ed: you said it bots Deputy Dang: They're more portable, but have fewer strings. johan amadeus myjetski: actually there are some very light reasonably good sounding electric pianos, but i take your meaning, Cease! mnrmnaugh: lol cease i can play two songs, chopsticks, and tea for two Cease: hi dang Not Ed: this machine kills fascists Bottles: My former landlord was so tedious to listen to, talking about his priviledged BS, what he owns, etc Cease: me too, not mnrmnaugh: great fucking album ef mnrmnaugh: ed johan amadeus myjetski: too true, Not! mnrmnaugh: ed do you play harmonica Bottles: Happy Albert Hoffman Bike Ride Day Merlyn: ya Cease: hey, we do what we can with whagt tools we have, eh? mnrmnaugh: the guy here keeps pulling down trees and shit Not Ed: woody guthrie ya know https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Woody_Guthrie_2.jpg/1024px-Woody_Guthrie_2.jpg ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from Firesign Theatre's Live At The Magic Mushroom “20 YEARS BEHIND THE WHALE” Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u Check out THE MUSHROOM PLAYS at >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc' johan amadeus myjetski: yep! mnrmnaugh: idk, maybe i should not have facilitaded this sale johan amadeus myjetski: engraved on woody's guitar, those immortal words of courage Bottles: This sounds like fun, Moby Dick even? johan amadeus myjetski: call me Ishmeal... mnrmnaugh: ed the first song i learned on mouth harp was hard travelin Cease: a bottle of rope mnrmnaugh: u n yer fookin roupe Bottles: What was it Churchill called the English navy, rum, flogging and sodomy? Something like that Cease: has anyone ever got stoned on a bottle of cannabos infusted anything? mnrmnaugh: cal cuin manoch, toir del fenn johan amadeus myjetski: is that another indian rope trick? mnrmnaugh: no, but this one time at band camp we cleaned the bowls Moderately Ginchy: Ran Goon Show Bottles: Not I mnrmnaugh: boiled the remains and haad this guy drink it Moderately Ginchy: I have Cease Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc Moderately Ginchy: Keef Lemonade mnrmnaugh: it needs an oil binder? mnrmnaugh: idk i just smoke Cease: speakng of rope trick we shoud listen to Sesame Mucho nexgt weeek mnrmnaugh: make thingy work johan amadeus myjetski: lol, Cease, a good idea mnrmnaugh: i tried this retard phone, even, no go Cease: My vote for their funiest play mnrmnaugh: crase voted for vermin supreme Cease: Austin;s play A Shadow Movs Upon a Land gets my vote for their best play ever mnrmnaugh: i like gilbert and sullivan Moderately Ginchy: Just realized mnrmnaugh: or i saw that monty python thing when it came out Moderately Ginchy: I got the book of these for xmas Moderately Ginchy: I can read along mnrmnaugh: noice Not Ed: It's a music mnrmnaugh: so what you are saying is youaretheverymodelofamodernmajorgeneral Moderately Ginchy: Exorcism In Your Daily Life Rufus_T_Firetween: Moderately Ginchy: Exorcism In Your Daily Life << One of my all-time favorites johan amadeus myjetski: wasn't that Gilbert O'Sullivan, mnr? Not Ed: My herring isn't very good Not Ed: eh? johan amadeus myjetski: What? Moderately Ginchy: *lol* Not Ed: huh? Merlyn: hearing? mnrmnaugh: johan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlTisI_HSgw johan amadeus myjetski: earring? ||||||||| A. Chat Name sashays in at 8:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Not Ed: what? mnrmnaugh: wat johan amadeus myjetski: mnr: https://youtu.be/D_P-v1BVQn8 Cease: Hi A Chat Name DJ Tweeny: Hi Chat Name johan amadeus myjetski: hiyas, CXhat Namer Not Ed: Hey ACN johan amadeus myjetski: Chat Name mnrmnaugh: hoe do you pick up the platinum bar in the loud room in zork Moderately Ginchy: Cease Cat - Im trying to send you messages and they aren't getting through Beet: Hey, Chat ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "I only lie, or I tell the truth. Heh - just lyin'." Merlyn: hi ACN A. Chat Name: Good hello! ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "This hasn't happened to me since 'M'!" Not Ed: type "ECHO" ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "They had to come from small towns with strange names." mnrmnaugh: cath is reagan! Moderately Ginchy: ewww
Not Ed has major text adv. game chops mnrmnaugh: bruh this thing needs tab complete johan amadeus myjetski: no tab.pepsi. Rufus_T_Firetween: Merlyn's the guy to talk to about that, as he invented this chat :-) mnrmnaugh: what about muh pig up ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Bottles again', just granted probation at 8:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Not Ed give everyone a frosty Tab Moderately Ginchy: SNL Rufus_T_Firetween: Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi! Not Ed: uh oh I didn't ask catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Not Ed Not Ed: Harumph Bottles again: crummy wifi johan amadeus myjetski: cheeberger, cheeberger! mnrmnaugh: coke Moderately Ginchy: Hi! Not Ed: no coke, pepsi johan amadeus myjetski: sno coke, cannabie mnrmnaugh: and fuck your marlboros gimmie luckies Not Ed: lol Rufus_T_Firetween: mnrmnaugh << You know the old SNL skit at the lunch counter with Belushi and Ackroyd? johan amadeus myjetski: another indian rope trick? Not Ed: you shouldn't take drugs they're very bad for you
Not Ed giggles Cease: teh firesigns had just been in a brech play when they did this, so very conncrws mnrmnaugh: sugare is a drug mnrmnaugh: fite me johan amadeus myjetski: m'kay. bb-bad. vury bad. mnrmnaugh: vitamin b is a drug Not Ed: MORE SUGAR!! Bottles again: Brecht? Rufus_T_Firetween: Not Ed: "you shouldn't take drugs they're very bad for you" ~ Anthony Faucci Bottles again: Oh, yeah, Whisky Bar blues Moderately Ginchy: Doors, yeah Cease: as you can hear dearest bottles Merlyn: MORE mnrmnaugh: my fave foors is crystal ship johan amadeus myjetski: where's your school spirit? mnrmnaugh: wtf is with my arm today Bottles again: In the rumble seat, wanna snort? Cease: MG/Bopttles. here;s a story from my radio days, 1968 Moderately Ginchy: Listening Cease: j was a kind of intern with b. mitcell reid in la station as wl as stgudent of radio prodution at usc ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: reid told me a story about taking an old black woman of his aquaintence to a doors concrfetg mnrmnaugh: ok this white screen is killinh my one good eye mnrmnaugh: peace out all johan amadeus myjetski: that'd be a story to hear someday, cease Beet: So long Moderately Ginchy: Would have been coo to see them johan amadeus myjetski: nite mnr! Cease: while he was singing the brecht tune, the woman asked BMR is the singr (Im Morrison) was the grandson of a slave Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net ||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing — Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “A FIRESIGN VEGAS (Part 1)” Listen to the stream at 320k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u 128k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny128k.m3u 16k at: http://gamebird.ehhh.us:8000/rfd1.m3u CHECK OUT CAT’S COLLAGE ARCHIVE AT >> https://www.kurtericson.net/cat' Beet: Looking forward to this one. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "They're in everyone's eggs." Moderately Ginchy: Yay Cat Moderately Ginchy: I wanted to ask you abut your trip to Vegas in March Moderately Ginchy: Is that your voice, Cease-Cat? Bottles again: Why did she think that, Cease? Cease: Yes Moderately Ginchy: Yeah, why did she think that, Cat? Cease: this is my grand daughfer, Shaya DJ Tweeny: kewl Cease: west jet realyh fucked me up Moderately Ginchy: Sorry you're so high *lol* Cease: i will use my grandkids in my projects forevrf Moderately Ginchy: So why did she think he was a slave's descendent? Cease: s voice, she thought he was an old black man. really, a young jim morrison Moderately Ginchy: Wow Moderately Ginchy: Didn't know they'd met him Moderately Ginchy: *lol* Cease: trhere is a lesson here. always take advantage of meetings Bottles again: Oh. johan amadeus myjetski: love this donovan tune! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A FIRESIGN VEGAS” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Moderately Ginchy: Oooh Not Ed: yeah Not Ed: cool stuff cat Cease: you evrer met anyone so famous you colulnt talk to them, bottles Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Not to be torturing me!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s FST FREE TIME WITH THE CAT MAN broadcasts at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#FREE_TIME Merlyn: yes Cease: that;s the idea, not Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Moderately Ginchy: I squeaked out three words to Paul McCartney. But you know that. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Bottles again: Well there have been times I didn;t know what to say. Not Ed: I talked to someone in the car with PM that's as close as I got Rufus_T_Firetween: and for our friend Bottles... Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Bottles' SCRATCHED UP RADIO THEATER at >> https://kkrn.org/shows/scratched-up-radio-theater Cease: nolt talking is often a good ides Bottles again: Maria Muldar once asked if we'd met before. I said I don't think so. Not Ed: wow Beet: I talked with Howard Stern on the phone once. Cease: how was it beet? Beet: He was in a very good mood. Bottles again: Interviewed John Lee Hooker once, couldn't understand his deep accent. Not Ed: wow johan amadeus myjetski: i met john lennon on a beach campgroup in the FL keys in '74 Bottles again: It was kind of embarrassing Moderately Ginchy: I have someone here, blah. Interruptions. Moderately Ginchy: Dislike the drop by but my curtains are open so I have to answer Not Ed: np Moderately Ginchy: Wow, JET Cease: return with us soones, mg Moderately Ginchy: Gotta be a story there Beet: See ya, Ginchy Not Ed: I met Terry Gilliam at an award thingie in dallas of all places - we briefly talked about herry nilsson Not Ed: harry johan amadeus myjetski: that was fun, i'll bet, Not Merlyn: yeah Not Ed: it was and very sweet - harry sing "how about you" for fisher king ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "It was hotter than Hooker in Heater today, and hotter than Heater in Hellmouth." Beet: Nillson was an amazing artist. Not Ed: for the end credits if you recall Cease: true Not Ed: true Cease: his biopic veru depressoing ||||||||| It's 2:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| A. Chat Name - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Moderately Ginchy: Back Moderately Ginchy: Nilsson's grandson is talented johan amadeus myjetski: before he blew his voice out screaming with john lennon, HN had the mosy beautiful voice of any male singer, imo Cease: by name Moderately Ginchy: See Dirty Loops Beet: It's too bad when someone you really like is having roughness in their lives. Not Ed: dirty loops are badass but I haven't kept up with them Moderately Ginchy: It's hard to, NotEd. They come and go. They disappear a lot. Bottles again: Roy Orbison was great too Johan Moderately Ginchy: They do have a video with Harry in it Moderately Ginchy: He's in the studio with them and then he walks out the door Not Ed: see the Nilsson documentary? It's good. the biography is pretty good Beet: Roy blew my mind. Moderately Ginchy: Really well done johan amadeus myjetski: could not disagree, bottles! Not Ed: I see, MG Bottles again: Supposedly Orbison was Elvis' favorite singer. johan amadeus myjetski: i have the Nilsson docu on dvd. i smile for two hours every time i watch it Cease: well, not, it's really depressing Moderately Ginchy: Argh... I'm going to continue recording but interruptions again. I will catch up with you later, Cat, if I get too busy. Beet: Elvis dyed his hair black because Roy did. Rufus_T_Firetween: hah, hadn't heard that llanwydd: catherwood, bring everybody a rhubarb foam ||||||||| Catherwood gives everybody a rhubarb foam. Rufus_T_Firetween: black hair and sunglasses, what a look Rufus_T_Firetween: love Orbison's work with The Traveling Wilburys johan amadeus myjetski: there is a sadness to it, cease, but the stories everyone tells are unbelievably hilarious Bottles again: Did u ever see a pic of Roy without shades? Thats why he word shades Beet: A totally pure voice. Like an opera singer. Rufus_T_Firetween: Wonder which of that bunch decided Orbison would be a good addition Rufus_T_Firetween: he surely was a great balance llanwydd: I remember when I heard a DJ say Roy Orbison, gone but not forgotten and I said out loud He is not gone hes in the travelling wilburysi llanwydd: but alas it was true Merlyn: MORE SUGAR! Bottles again: Ringo said when the Beatles were following Orbison, it was murder, he waas so great. Rufus_T_Firetween: lol johan amadeus myjetski: Rufus, i would hazard to guess it was george harrison. but just a guess. Beet: Thhat's what I thought - George. llanwydd: I love this commercial llanwydd: and this album Bottles again: I read something about that Rufus, it was like Harrison was recording Roy, and he went to Dylan's house to get a guitar, Top Petty was there, so they all jammed and liked how it sounded. Beet: Tha Great Ray. Bottles again: Oooo I love this song! Rufus_T_Firetween: johan amadeus myjetski: Rufus, i would hazard to guess it was george harrison. but just a guess. << I could believe that llanwydd: must have been 1988 when roy passed on Cease: you're a song love, botles johan amadeus myjetski: TW were a most eclectic mix of talents, sounds, & voices Rufus_T_Firetween: Bottles again: I read something about that Rufus, it was like Harrison was recording Roy, and he went to Dylan's house to get a guitar, Top Petty was there, so they all jammed and liked how it sounded. << Wow, that's amazingly cool and also believable llanwydd: travelling wilburys was a fantastic sound Beet: Loved them. Bottles again: And Jeff Lynde was producing the session, something like that ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Open up, your door knocker fell off!" llanwydd: and a fantastic lineup ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Gee Mom, isn't that bridge built yet?" Rufus_T_Firetween: llanwydd: travelling wilburys was a fantastic sound << You can sure hear Lynne's ELO production johan amadeus myjetski: if you'd asked me if i thought dylan, petty, & harrison could ever be in the same band (never mind orbison!), i'd have said you were crazy to even think that was possible Beet: Truly amazing. Merlyn: grasshopper? johan amadeus myjetski: david carradine? Bottles again: Carrotene? llanwydd: never thought about that, tween Cease: this is from a thing they did in 1997, april fools spots llanwydd: I always liked ELO but I never bought any of their albums Bottles again: A friend of mine went on a weird diet of just carrots - the carrotene started to turn her skin orange. Not Ed: B & R! Bottles again: ELO did a song I liked, Hold On Tight. Probably the last 45 I ever bought. Beet: Bob and Ray! How cool. johan amadeus myjetski: love this bob n ray skit!! llanwydd: that is a rare but well documented phenomenon, bottles Cease: beet, jammy, et al: i use everfyhing in these collage Tweeny: Looks like Lynne was responsible for Orbison's hit 'You Got It' - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Got_It johan amadeus myjetski: i know, cease, it's one of your many brilliant qualities of your collages! Bottles again: Bob and Ray used to do a frequent page in Mad in the fifties too llanwydd: langostines are not expensive here in florida Beet: Perfect song for Roy. ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Mister policeman, what makes America great?" Tweeny: "Songwriter(s) Jeff Lynne Roy Orbison Tom Petty" Tweeny: Produced by Lynne Tweeny: "According to The Authorized Roy Orbison, the song was recorded at guitarist Mike Campbell's garage in Los Angeles, California, and mixed at George Harrison's residence Friar Park in Henley-on-Thames, England." Tweeny: well, there it is... johan amadeus myjetski: didn't lynne also play some bass on the record? llanwydd: george harrison owned an enormous mansion Tweeny: "Jeff Lynne – electric guitar, bass, synthesizer, piano and backing vocals" Bottles again: Hideous hour, 4 AM, great description Cease! Tweeny: definitely a Wilburys song llanwydd: does tai chi serve the same purpose as yoga? Cease: thanks, wonderfful bottles Cease: i thinl so, llan Beet: It's a martial art that can produce a change in consciousness. Beet: I guess most of them can, but it is known for it. johan amadeus myjetski: good way to describe it, beet! Cease: my doc said i'd need new knees, 12 years ago llanwydd: any change in consciousness that can help me remember the past is worth learning Bottles again: LSD can change the consciousness too Cease: but thanks to tai chi, no surgery for me Beet: A lot faster too. Bottles again: Exactly Beet llanwydd: I have not had lsd since 1989 llanwydd: I would like to try it again but it is nowhere to be found Beet: Very interesting, Cat. Deputy Dang: I am made of cheese. Bottles again: It's been like 1979 for me, llanwydd Cease: thanks, beet ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Decode your answer now." Bottles again: Tai Cheese? johan amadeus myjetski: traditional yoga is blended with meditation, & tai chi is condidered to be 'moving meditation' llanwydd: funny cat. tai chi as I have seen it looks tough on the knees Bottles again: Or is it Thai cheese? Deputy Dang: Tie Cheese Cease: this is from the tai chi tape i do every morning Deputy Dang: It starts with string cheese. llanwydd: lol johan amadeus myjetski: llan - tai chi actually strengthens the knees. older folks who do tai chi don't fall nearly as often as most elderly folks. Not Ed: hollywood and computer games provide imagination so kids don't need to imagine any more Bottles again: That's the string cheese theory, Dang llanwydd: good to know, jam. thanks Deputy Dang: good to know, bottles. thanks johan amadeus myjetski: i ove this skit Zen Cosmos: string theory is a theoretical physicist scam johan amadeus myjetski: they think he is insane. yet he outranks them Not Ed: austin was a nut lol Not Ed: what about my eggs dear? lol johan amadeus myjetski: how fortunate for us that he was! Rufus_T_Firetween: Zen Cosmos: string theory is a theoretical physicist scam << doubtless a scam to sell string Not Ed: indeedy JAM Bottles again: A Mob museum in Vegas, Cease? Wow.
Rufus_T_Firetween plays the Monty Python ad for string Cease: yeah. johan amadeus myjetski: i think he said 'blessed are the cheesemakers' probably has a subsidy from the dairy council.... ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "What you don't mean won't hurt you." Cease: want to find out how my dad's dealerdship was taken over by the mob Bottles again: Who plays the gangster-type voice? Merlyn: was a rep Bottles again: A rep? Beet: There was a guy in Houston who stole my father's company. johan amadeus myjetski: they want contact with you, said nino... ||||||||| It's 2:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Moderately Ginchy - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Merlyn: Bergman Not Ed: PB Bottles again: Ah - OK. Thnx Merlyn Zen Cosmos: on KING TV 5 right now...a Japanese glas artist who makes glass food... Bottles again: Hilarious guy, I was surprized that the 2010-ish Radio Free Oz was so serious Beet: crunchy johan amadeus myjetski: "small change got rained on with his own 38..."- tom waits Zen Cosmos: Happy Eid al Fitr... Bottles again: This conversation sounds like we're all tripped out. Zen Cosmos: Weed IS legal in WA state... Bottles again: Especially the glass food guy Bottles again: Doesn'tsound to healthy to digest johan amadeus myjetski: oh, we are, bottles, we are... Zen Cosmos: In Tacoma there is a Museum/school/foundry of glass art... ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "Wake up - and consider your only logical choice." Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A FIRESIGN VEGAS” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#COLLAGES Zen Cosmos: Tirebiter! Cease: i cant beae rhar Not Ed:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Tirebiter Bottles again: The only difference between bear and boar is one letter. Amazing. Not Ed: the story of the dog Not Ed: the true story Not Ed:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/George_Tirebiter.jpg Bottles again: A restaurant called Enema? Rufus_T_Firetween: whyipes Rufus_T_Firetween: *yipes Not Ed: I have--had--an Aunt Enema. Bottles again: The way to Enema is thru the back door? That makes sense. Cease: Anima Not Ed: (not really) johan amadeus myjetski: lol Beet: Cleans you out, eh? Not Ed: right on down the line johan amadeus myjetski: a moving experience? Rufus_T_Firetween: Anima sounds like an all-meat restaurant, where you can be served your favorite creature Cease: that's parf one of my vegas voyagv Bottles again: Was this Spanish Inquisition bit on an album? ||||||||| Catherwood interjects: "She's no fun, she fell right over." ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Bottles again: This is great Cat. Thanks guys! johan amadeus myjetski: a great show! a truly great collage, Cease! Thanks all! love to all! Not Ed: loved it Deputy Dang: Outstanding! Beet: This was REALLY fun tonight. You outdid yourself on the collage this time, Dr Cease. Nice to see everyone. Thanks for leading, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Not Ed: thanks Tweeny & Merl & Rufus! Cease: i do my best Not Ed: Thanks Cat! Not Ed: Great to see y'all! Merlyn: great Vat ||||||||| Catherwood says "8:00 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Deputy Dang by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Bottles again: Adios yall. ||||||||| Bottles again rushes off, saying "8:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| At 8:00 PM, cat 2 vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Merlyn: Cat ||||||||| At 8:00 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Cease: by merl ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJ Tweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from the common cold ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Cease - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| At 8:00 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Tweeny!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| It's 3:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJ Tweeny - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 3:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
A. Chat Name
Beet
Bottles again
Bottles
cat 2
Cease
Deputy Dang
DJ Tweeny
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
mnrmnaugh
Moderately Ginchy
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
Zen Cosmos
