A Firesign Chat
05/19/2022




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 19, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 8:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 5:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 19, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Tweeny sneaks in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood leads DJTweeny into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:00 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:00 PM, dragging ddywnall by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
ddywnall: good evening
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey llan
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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ddywnall: I got redirected
Rufus_T_Firetween: yes, we're not part of the new FST site
Rufus_T_Firetween: firesigntheatre.com is something wholly new now
ddywnall: thats wee ahhhd
Rufus_T_Firetween: much more streamlined and up to date web technology
Rufus_T_Firetween: music in a couple of minutes
ddywnall: well I hope we get a lot of people out tonite
Rufus_T_Firetween: might take a while for folks to realize we've moved and update their bookmarks
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:00 PM and late as usual, it's johan amadeus myjetski, just back from Funfun Town."
Rufus_T_Firetween: but you're saying you were redirected when you tried to join firesigntheatre.com/chat?
ddywnall: Hey JAM
DJTweeny: Hi johan
Rufus_T_Firetween: that would be nice if they did that for us automatically
johan amadeus myjetski: sorry i missed last tuesday
ddywnall: yeah, tween. I tried the usual url and got a page with fsts picture on it and a link to legacy
DJTweeny: glad you could make it tonight :)
||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com **
Currently playing: warm up music – JOHN FOGERTY-BLUE MOON SWAMP
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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ddywnall: or lugosi or whoever this iw
DJTweeny: yes, they made us a page with the new link
DJTweeny: nice of them
DJTweeny: Doc's been working with them on the transition
ddywnall: good to see doc last week
ddywnall: he doesnt stop by often anymore
||||||||| Cease steals in around 8:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
johan amadeus myjetski: hi Cease!
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi GJT!
DJTweeny: allo Cease eh
ddywnall: hi cease
johan amadeus myjetski: Hello ddywnall!
johan amadeus myjetski: DJT
Cease: hi all
ddywnall: hi one
Cease: having vision problems
Cease: i was downtown all day and didn't wear my shades all the time. not wise.
DJTweeny: you need to upgrade to the new version
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cease: the sun is NOT my friend.
johan amadeus myjetski: it's them low, sxy lights
Cease: now i have those floating things bubbling up in front of my eyes
DJTweeny: sorry to hear, Cat :/
Cease: from too much sunlight.
DJTweeny: You'd hate the American Southwest
Cease: but at least i can type
Cease: i hope folks make the transition to this site
DJTweeny: and which type are you?
Cease: i grew up in LA. glad i left 53 years ago.
DJTweeny: Yeah Cat, they've provided a like to here at the new site
johan amadeus myjetski: the eye doctor told me to never ever go out without sunglasses & a brimmed hat, even if the sun's not out
Cease: saw lots of them on face book
DJTweeny: so it shouldn't be a problem for people who use the old link
Cease: just finished the cabbage roll i brought home. i feel very ukrainian now
DJTweeny: what are you, albino?
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Cease: white but not quite that white
Cease: slightly less white than my t-shirt
johan amadeus myjetski: i got that type one skin from an Irish grandparent
DJTweeny: Irish do not tan well, as I recall
johan amadeus myjetski: but they burn magnificently
johan amadeus myjetski: as John L. said, if you had thye luck of the irish, you'd have no luck at all
ddywnall: my background is welsh but I tan easily
Cease: just went into a darker room and the floating things dissapeared.
Cease: reminds me of old Youngbloods song. Darkness Darkness.
DJTweeny: yipes
Cease: the room with the computer is too sunny now
DJTweeny: ehhh
DJTweeny: So everybody ready for some FST politics? We've got Campaign Chronicles and Papoon this evening
DJTweeny: as well as a new Cat Collage
Cease: did lennon say that?
ddywnall: sounds cool
Cease: yeah i'm on a roll (not necessarily cabbage)
ddywnall: he said if you had the luck of the irish, you would wish you were english instead
DJTweeny: haha
johan amadeus myjetski: yep.song called Luck of the Irish
ddywnall: thats a quote
Cease: McCartney is a good ol Irish name and he's been pretty lucky
johan amadeus myjetski: i understand a LOT of the Liverpudlians are of Irish descent
Cease: last week was the first Firesign Jukebox entry, right Tween?
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Cease: yes I undetood that too.
johan amadeus myjetski: came over as laborers in the shipyards
ddywnall: is that why the crazy accent?
Cease: i think the Liverpool accent comes from that.
DJTweeny: Yes Cat
johan amadeus myjetski: think so.
Cease: so tonight is Jukebox 2, A History Lesson.
DJTweeny: andthey're both in the new archive section you wanted
ddywnall: cool
||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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Cease: Way into #3 now, St. Firsign, inspried by that Bridey Murphy show we heard last week.
Cease: I don't know how many I'
johan amadeus myjetski: Cease'staking us back to school tonight!
Cease: do, but on #3 now.
DJTweeny: kurtericson.net/cat/#jukebox
ddywnall: catherwood pour everybody their favorite beverage and pour yourself one too.
||||||||| Catherwood hands himself one too.
Cease: Firesign did a lot of riffs on Religion, various religiions.
ddywnall: lol
Cease: had a greart Hibiscus Thyme Lemonade at the Urkainian restauant this afternoon.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: sounds yummy
||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com **
Currently playing: Firesign on National Public Radio in 1980
THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES
listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Visit The Firesign Theatre Web Site at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/
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ddywnall: I have hibiscus growing in front of my house. wonder what it tastes like
Cease: delicious as well as interesting, like a goood mocktail. it just got better and better for more I drank and it was a Big Glass.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Not Ed inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: This was a series of 6 cassettes that was never publicly released
Cease: i've had many dishes and a few drinks with HIbiscus. it's worth exploring.
ddywnall: hi not ed
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE CAMPAIGN CHRONICLES” at >> https://www.discogs.com/release/11871392-The-Firesign-Theatre-The-Cassette-Chronicles
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
johan amadeus myjetski: hi not!
DJTweeny: Evenin' Not Ed
Cease: very flavourful flower, unlike the flowers in the Carnation Instant Breakfast ad .
Cease: Hi Not
Not Ed: Hey Cease
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:00 PM and Beet waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Not Ed: Hi Tweeny
Cease: that profiles in butter is on which album?
Beet: Hey, Guys.
DJTweeny: yo Beet
johan amadeus myjetski: hi beet!
Cease: HI Beet. hope you're better now.
Not Ed: Looks like Beet and JAM
DJTweeny: Lawyer's Hospital, Cat
Cease: looks like only guys. Lili (Bottles) said she'll be busy tonight.
Cease: right, tween. that's it.
Beet: Howdy, Dr Cease. Feeling very good tonight, thanks
Not Ed: Hey Rufus, Hey ddyn
Cease: some of this is on Lawyer's Hospital too.
johan amadeus myjetski: hibiscus tea is delicious & refreshing
Beet: Hi Not, JAM
Not Ed: Can't get audio to start - any tips?
||||||||| Catherwood leads doctecazoid inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Not Ed: Just the tips
DJTweeny: working here :/
DJTweeny: i doc
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
doctecazoid: good to see this thing is working post-site switchover.
Beet: Hi Dr Tween.
ddywnall: hey doc
DJTweeny: What player are you using Not Ed?
Not Ed: Cool, when I click the link, the player here doesn't evoke
Cease: Hey Doc. Via La Revolution Egyptian!
Not Ed: old WinAmp
Cease: Did you hear Fish's great recordings?
DJTweeny: Try copying the link and pasting it directly into your player
Not Ed: mm k
doctecazoid: indeed. finally starting to catch up with things. the last 2-3 months were tough
Cease: bummer
DJTweeny: anybody know how to paste a link into Winamp?
Cease: did you want me to put Fish's original recordings onthe cloud too?
DJTweeny: I'll bet doc
doctecazoid: down with a bad flu, car stolen, backlog of things to catch up on
Not Ed: back in a sec
Cease: wow
||||||||| At 8:00 PM, Not Ed rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
doctecazoid: (I did get the car back, it needed minor repairs though)
Cease: get well, and wheeled soon.
ddywnall: audio is not downloading
||||||||| 8:00 PM: Not Ed jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
doctecazoid: wow I didn't know Winamp was still a thing. I've been using vlc as my preferred audio/video player thingie
Tweeny: The RFD stream is working fine here
doctecazoid: https://videolan.org
Not Ed: Works like a charm thanks!
Tweeny: yeah VLC will play anything
johan amadeus myjetski: my audio goes through iyunes
johan amadeus myjetski: itunes
doctecazoid: lili's whomping up chow, I may get called away shortly ... but I'm really glad I was able to preserve the chat client in the legacy site
Tweeny: yes doc, thanks for all your hard work :-)
Cease: on that Talking Over Each Other thing in Portland, the lads mention knowing Linda Ronstaadt
Beet: Thank you, Doc.
Cease: and we appreciate it, doc
doctecazoid: thanks tween, it was an all-consuming challenge
johan amadeus myjetski: the new site works exactly like the old, to my experience.
Not Ed: WinAmp - Play/Location then paste the URL
ddywnall: thanks for everything Doc
Not Ed: Ty Doc & Tweeny
doctecazoid: my pleasure
doctecazoid: Johan that is very good to hear!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (8:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
doctecazoid: this week I helped Taylor and Kristin iron out a few issues with the new store, so that's a good thing
Elayne: Evenin' all! DOC TECH, HELLO!!!! *mwa*
Not Ed: yeah it's great - I shared the new chat link on Facebook
Cease: Hi El
Beet: Hi, Elayne.
Not Ed: Hi Elayne!
Elayne: Hey Cat!
Elayne: Hey Beet, NotEd!
doctecazoid: ok, lili just called me down to the dining room for dinner, gotta go - carry on
doctecazoid: hi e
johan amadeus myjetski: hello elayne
Elayne: Give Lili a BIG hug for me!!
doctecazoid: you just arrived in time for me to head down to the dining room
Elayne: Hey Johan!
DJTweeny: Hey Elayne
doctecazoid: I sure will
Elayne: Lovely to see you, Tween!
Beet: See you, and thanks again, doc.
doctecazoid: y'all carry on (like I know you will :-D )
doctecazoid: take care, I'll try to drop in again next week
DJTweeny: Lili's birthday was the 15th btw
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
doctecazoid: any problems email me directly - tom@doctechnicsl.com
doctecazoid: ttfn ttyl and all the jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
doctecazoid: tom@doctechnical.com - corrected there
Not Ed: bbye Doc!
||||||||| At 8:00 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, doctecazoid!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
johan amadeus myjetski: thx, doc!
DJTweeny: was wondering about that address lol
Elayne: In honor of Doc Tech, I'm going to grab my smokables. NYC has a place in Times Square, pricey but it's been ages since I've had any, and it's legal now, so I bought a bit right before my lunch with Phil Proctor a couple weeks ago.
Cease: by dock
Elayne: Didn't actually partake until I got home though. :)
Cease: good for you, el
DJTweeny: How'd the lunch with Phil go, Elayne?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
DJTweeny: any word on new projects?
johan amadeus myjetski: heard Vangelis passed away - anyone else confirm this?
Not Ed: nice Elayne - I'll foller your lead
DJTweeny: Yeah, Vangelis is gone :(
Cease: yes its on the news
Not Ed: yep JAM
DJTweeny: a synth pioneer
Elayne: Tween, it was fine but my heart ached to see him in pain. No relief yet for his neuropathy
Elayne: Yes Johan, I heard it as well
DJTweeny: damn, Elayne :-(
Beet: Did some amazing work.
johan amadeus myjetski: thanks for the music!
Not Ed: what that guy could do with a maj7 chord ; ) and so much more
DJTweeny: The soundtrack for Bladerunner and many others
Not Ed: Blade Runner o'course
Not Ed: !!
DJTweeny: I read he was considered for Yes's Relayer album
johan amadeus myjetski: got turned down when he auditioned for Yes, for "never playing a wrong note"
Not Ed: Wow!
DJTweeny: He did an album with Jon Anderson, so I can believe that
johan amadeus myjetski: he did 2 or 3 with Jon
Not Ed: Jimi Carter?
Tweeny: Jon and Vangelis - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_and_Vangelis
Not Ed: oh cool T
Tweeny: didn't know he did more than one
johan amadeus myjetski: enough for a greatest hits album (which i have!)
Not Ed: Catherwood bring everyone a slice of cannabis pizza with extra cannabis
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a slice of cannabis pizza with extra cannabis.
johan amadeus myjetski: heard he was being treated for the covid
Not Ed: oh no
Elayne: Thanks Catherwood, just leave a couple on the side table as well, if you would.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Elayne and inquires "Did you want me?"
Not Ed: mild case I trust?
johan amadeus myjetski: no, it was the covid that caused his passing, so i understand
Elayne: So sad. Was he vaccinated?
Not Ed: cripes sorry
Elayne: I hear Clapton caught it, which is a surprise to precisely nobody.
johan amadeus myjetski: dunno. he was in a hospital in France
Elayne: We're getting booster #2 this Saturday.
Not Ed: heh E
Not Ed: cool E
Cease: i'd like to put off my 4th shot until closer to when i travel.
Elayne: Can't really put it off any more, as we'll both be going into Manhattan a bit more in June and July.
Not Ed: how come
Not Ed: C
Elayne: I'm going in next Tuesday for a work thing, but i'll be masked the entire time then head straight home to actually log on an work.
johan amadeus myjetski: i usede to have his Albido 0.39 on cassette. going to try to find it on youtube & listen to it tonight, in memorium
Cease: apparently they wear off.
Elayne: Cat, aside from Manhattan and NJ, travel is not in our plans at all yet. Not with this latest wave. :(
Not Ed: oh I see what you mean (duh me)
Cease: i bought a ticket to Vegas 2 years ago and it's good thru next year so i'll use it then.
Elayne: That's what I heard, but the science seems to have shifted on the efficacy, and apparently they're giving proection for longer than previously assumed.
Cease: hope so, El
Not Ed: I see yeah that would be good
Cease: on crowded bus for a couple of hours today and most people were masked
Tweeny: Cease: on crowded bus for a couple of hours today and most people were masked << I wouldn't want to do that
Elayne: Apparently when you have 50-70% protection wth the vax and booster, the second booster takes you back up to 90%
Elayne: But it's apparently still too soon to definitively determine how long that lasts
Beet: I am currently double vaxxad and double boosted.
Cease: BC is highly vaccinated
Elayne: Tween, when I go into Manhattan on Tuesday I plan on being masked from about 6:45 AM to when I get home, between public transit and the medical facilitry and my office. So that's over 5 hours.
Elayne: I can deal with it just fine. It's not scheduled to be that warm on Tuesday.
Cease: that's like a long flight, El
Elayne: Cat, NYC is too, but cases and, unfortunately, hospitalizations are still rising.
Elayne: Exactly so, Cat.
Elayne: A lot of folks in NYC, including our new mayor, have decided businesses opening up is more important than public safety, so they did away with mask mandates.
Elayne: Thank goodness there are enough smart people around here who still opt for masks.
Elayne: I never go to the grocery store or pharmacy, or shopping in any indoor setting, unless I'm masked.
Cease: right
johan amadeus myjetski: me, either, E
Not Ed: oh ya it ain't over 'til it's over
Not Ed: me too E
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Elayne: Our office no longer requires masks, which is why I'm not planning on working there for awhile (and thank goodness I don't have to)
Rufus_T_Firetween: I always wear a mask when I'm in an enclosed space with other people, like when I'm grocery shopping
johan amadeus myjetski: i know none of us are getting out of here alive, but, stil...
Not Ed: I walk the dog sans mask
Cease: good for you, El
Rufus_T_Firetween: haven't taken a bus yet since the pandemic
Rufus_T_Firetween: and I insist that taxi drivers open the windows
Not Ed: me either Rufus
Elayne: Yes NotEd, when I'm local and on side streets I go unmasked, but as soon as I hit the main drag the mask comes on again
Not Ed: yepsk E
Elayne: It's not that friggin' hard to do, we have 2 years' worth of practice after all. It's just people whining "But I DON'R WANNA..."
Not Ed: haha
Not Ed: indeed
Elayne: Frickin' babies. Why do I have to share oxygen (and a mobile virus) with them?
Elayne: Now I've worked myself into a lather, so I'm going to cut out. Next week, all!
||||||||| At 8:00 PM, Elayne vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Cease: by el
Rufus_T_Firetween: haha
Rufus_T_Firetween: bye E
Beet: "Bye Elayne.
johan amadeus myjetski: nite E!
Not Ed: haha
Not Ed: hugs E
Rufus_T_Firetween: Do check out the new FST web site. It's very profesisonally done. Click in the upper right hand corner for a menu of the different sections
Cease: i've heard this so rarely it's basically new to me.
Not Ed: I like it Ruf
Rufus_T_Firetween: You want to play the rest of it over the coming weeks, Cat?
Cease: yes tween
Not Ed: Nice images section - tons of bio
Rufus_T_Firetween: ok
Rufus_T_Firetween: and the shopping is consolidated, which is a big deal
Not Ed: ohh sure
Not Ed: has a lighter feel too and it's easy on the eyes as they say
johan amadeus myjetski: this is new to me as well. the '80 election upset me greatly at the time. wish i could've heard it then
Not Ed: indeed JAM
Not Ed: john anderson!
ddywnall: I nearly voted for john anderson in 1980
Not Ed: You know-- I may have (I actually don't rem)
ddywnall: I ended up voting for reagan.
ddywnall: one of very few times I have voted republican
Not Ed: interesting!
ddywnall: if I had known what he would do in libya in 85 I would not have
ddywnall: did not get to vote in 84. I am kind of glad
johan amadeus myjetski: i was against RReagan because he kept the 3 Stooges from getting royalties from all their short being played on TV for all those decades
ddywnall: did not know that, jam
Rufus_T_Firetween: Acting President Reagan?
johan amadeus myjetski: when he was president of the SAG
johan amadeus myjetski: screen actors' guild
ddywnall: looking back I think carter is my favorite president of my lifetime
Rufus_T_Firetween: I voted for McGovern and Carter. That was a very different Democratic Party
Not Ed: my prob with Ronnie was that his admin cut education like 30% for 7 years
Rufus_T_Firetween: not the warmongers
Not Ed: I think we're suffering for that today
johan amadeus myjetski: he also kjept the country from going metric
||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out PAPOON at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-rv
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Beet: cool
Not Ed: I worked for McGovern while in HS
ddywnall: well I was young and stupid in 1980
Rufus_T_Firetween: nice, Not Ed
ddywnall: now I am old and stupid in 2022
Not Ed: haha
ddywnall: but I think a little wiser
Rufus_T_Firetween: haha
Cease: yes he gutten the univeersity system in Cal, as I recall
Not Ed: yeah we went door to door --all kinds of stuff
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey, we're old so we're supposed to be wise, right?
Rufus_T_Firetween:
ddywnall: so they say
Rufus_T_Firetween:
Not Ed: well I thought so Ruf but.....
Rufus_T_Firetween: *giggle*
Not Ed: haha
johan amadeus myjetski: we would be wise, if we hadn't been declared "obsolete" by the milennialists
Not Ed: ingrates! lol
johan amadeus myjetski: life feels like a twilight zone episode, more & more
Not Ed: it's their karma now
Beet: No respect for elders.
johan amadeus myjetski: whippersnappers!
Not Ed: haha
Not Ed: read "The Dumbest Generation" https://www.amazon.com/Dumbest-Generation-Stupefies-Americans-Jeopardizes/dp/1585427128
Cease: this is the same riff proc did on Tv or not
Rufus_T_Firetween: looks like my links for products don't work anymore
Cease: TV
Not Ed: tweak!!
Rufus_T_Firetween: guess I'll have to update them as we go along
Cease: i'lllook for that in the library, not
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Not Ed: zactly Ruf
Not Ed: cool C
Cease: Went to the downtown library to get a DVD called Tools of Thinking today. sounds like the youngens could use some tools
Not Ed: I feel sorry for them, and COVID issues have really hurt them
Cease: https://www.amazon.com/Tools-Thinking-Understanding-Through-Experience/dp/1598030868
Not Ed: younger gens and especially kids
Not Ed: thx C
johan amadeus myjetski: a wlaking mate?
johan amadeus myjetski: walking
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
johan amadeus myjetski: and we still have accept the masksa today, tooo
Not Ed: I just want my damn Maypo, you know?
Not Ed: heehee
Not Ed: gotta buzz folks - good 2 see you all - nice to see the new site & chat seems groovy - have a groovy weekend
Cease: you too, not
Rufus_T_Firetween: be well Not Ed
Beet: G'Nite Not
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net
||||||||| New notice: '** NEW REVAMPED FIRESIGN WEB SITE!! – www.firesigntheatre.com **
Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s
A HISTORY LESSON
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/
'
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A HISTORY LESSON” at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/#jukebox
Cease: Not exactly new stuff
Cease: this is basically what I was doing with the Free Time with the Cat Man shows. blending Firesign bits thematically.
johan amadeus myjetski: out of chat due to a sandwich - continuing to listen. & likingn this!
Rufus_T_Firetween: what year was that?
Rufus_T_Firetween: the Cat Man shows?
Cease: this bit is from the mushroom show we hearfd recently
Cease: the cat man shows were 13-14. I started doing collages in 2015, the first was firesign mixed with Billy the Mountain.
Cease: the idf between collages and cat man shows is they were Firesign material only, whereas the collages mix Firesign with non-Firesign material.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Wonder if Firesign Radio will be back
Cease: doubt it.
Cease: but it's in proctor's daughter's hands now.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Well it looks like they done a good job with the new site. Has a few bugs (bad links) but they'll get ironed out
Cease: wejust heard this, Anythynge
Rufus_T_Firetween: *they've done
Cease: this history is basiclaly in chronological order.
||||||||| It's 2:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ddywnall: what is phils daughter doing, cat?
ddywnall: was afk
Cease: she used to be in actress. she was in The Wire. not sure what she does now.
Cease: she's running the new firesign site, with taylor
ddywnall: had not known that cat
ddywnall: cool!
Cease: proc shows her pic and the grandkids a lot on facebook
johan amadeus myjetski: Firesign: the next generation
Cease: this is something ossman and austin did together.
||||||||| 8:00 PM: morlog jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Cease: their santa barbara show
Cease: hi morlog
morlog: helo
Cease: you all recall this from last week. The Seance
Beet: Howdy Morlog
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey morlog, a little late to the party :/
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hope things are going well in Hawaii
Rufus_T_Firetween: We're done here in 15 minutes
ddywnall: still daytime in HI I would imagine
Cease: alkittle billy joel
Cease: ossman's Time Capsule poem
Rufus_T_Firetween: 6 hours difference from Eastern time I believe
johan amadeus myjetski: should be 3:45 in HI
morlog: its only 4:45 here
Rufus_T_Firetween: still time to watch the sun set in the Pacific :)
johan amadeus myjetski: when my brother lived there, he'd call me at 5pm their time & it was midnight central time
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign
'
Rufus_T_Firetween: pretty sure Hawaii doesn't do Daylight Savings Time
johan amadeus myjetski: you are correct. that's for mainlanders
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
Beet: Great show tonight, Nice to see everyone. Fantastic collage, Dr Cease. Thanks to Captain Cease for guidance, Dr Tween. G'Nite all.
Cease: glad you llked it, Beet.
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
johan amadeus myjetski: marvelous collage, cat!
Cease: thanks, jam.
Cease: i take on religion next week.
johan amadeus myjetski: i told you you were a brave man!
ddywnall: thanks for everything Cat and Tween
ddywnall: great show
Cease: we do our best.
ddywnall: see you all next week
||||||||| ddywnall is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 8:00 PM.
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Cease: bye
||||||||| Around 8:00 PM, Cease walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| morlog - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
ddywnall
DJTweeny
doctecazoid
Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski
morlog
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
URL References:
http://dishnuts.net
http://kurtericson.net/cat/#jukebox
http://kurtericson.net/cat/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/
www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com
www.kurtericson.net/firesign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_and_Vangelis
https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-rv
https://videolan.org
https://www.amazon.com/Dumbest-Generation-Stupefies-Americans-Jeopardizes/dp/1585427128
https://www.amazon.com/Tools-Thinking-Understanding-Through-Experience/dp/1598030868
https://www.discogs.com/release/11871392-The-Firesign-Theatre-The-Cassette-Chronicles



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