||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 28, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 7:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 3:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 3:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| johan enters at 3:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| "3:00 PM? 3:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "johan amadeus myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as johan amadeus myjetski enters and sits in front of the fireplace. johan amadeus myjetski: 8 o'clock: people solving problems with guns. 8:30 more people solving problems with guns. 9 O'clock people with guns solving problems. aww, there's nothing on tv tonight... ||||||||| Catherwood leads Zen Cosmos inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. johan amadeus myjetski: Hi ZC! ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' DJTweeny: Hey johan, Zen DJTweeny: music in about 5 minutes ||||||||| Catherwood leads Henderson in through the front door at 3:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hi Henderson ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 3:00 PM and Hendersen waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. johan amadeus myjetski: hey Henderson! Zen Cosmos: anybody else notice the FB failure of old posts today? DJTweeny: ¿Que? Zen Cosmos: either a secrity failure or a software glitch that wouldn't post the latest shares DJTweeny: hmmm johan amadeus myjetski: i have back off FB lately johan amadeus myjetski: backed off Zen Cosmos: no music yet johan amadeus myjetski: boogaloo ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – B.B. KING & ERIC CLAPTON-RIDING WITH THE KING Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| llanwydd steals in around 3:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." llanwydd: wow you guys are early johan amadeus myjetski: hi llan Rufus_T_Firetween: hey llan llanwydd: catherwood, get everybody a dcrfvtgybnhujmik,oldcfvghbnjmok,lkmjn ||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody a dcrfvtgybnhujmik oldcfvghbnjmok lkmjn. Rufus_T_Firetween: haha llanwydd: shaken, not stirred ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! johan amadeus myjetski: that's me - shaken, but not stirred... llanwydd: lol johan amadeus myjetski: so nice to hear BBB.! johan amadeus myjetski: BB johan amadeus myjetski: Blues Boy King ||||||||| Simril enters at 3:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Hello Kitty Simril: hi all johan amadeus myjetski: hi simril! Simril: i'm known as simril on a dif site from wihich may be chatters may emerge. one can only hope Simril: well hello kitty Simril: bergman and hello kitty is one of my collages, which tween will tell you where to fined Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S COLLAGE ARCHIVE at >> http://kurtericson.net/cat/ Simril: doesnt this sound like sonny terry and brownie mcgeee? Rufus_T_Firetween: but it isn't Simril: when i was doing the blog thing, i posted a clapton version of i shot the sherrif, from japanese tv in the mid 80s. best guitar i've ever heard. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Beet into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 3:00 PM, then departs. Beet: Evening, fellow chatters. DJTweeny: Yo Beet Beet: Hi, Dr Tween johan amadeus myjetski: evenin' beet! Simril:https://seemrealland.blogspot.com/search?q=eric+clapton Beet: Howdy, JAM> ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Simril: hey beet man Simril: jammy Beet: Hello, Dr Cease. Simril: this is nice guiitar ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Beet: I see you guys up there, Llan and Zen. Greetings. johan amadeus myjetski: who am i? Rufus_T_Firetween: likely to be, with B.B. and Clapton ;) ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 28, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| It's 9:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Hendersen - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: hi beet! hi cat! hi jam! hi tween! hi zen! hi johan! and Welcome Henderson! Simril: henderson is a city in nevada. is that relevant? ||||||||| Catherwood leads TheMadCrapper in through the front door at 3:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Simril: hey lllab Simril: i wish i knew what doc was doing to my play Beet: Hey, Crapper. DJTweeny: Hi TheMadCrapper Simril: hi mad
DJTweeny guesses he is from Hawaii ;) llanwydd: which one, sim? Simril: iii (ee) is the japanese word for good, so a woman coming says, eee, eee, eee ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bottles plummets into the garden at 3:00 PM. Simril: if she's lulcky DJTweeny: Although Nino thinks he's from Oregon DJTweeny: Hi Bottles Simril: ha Simril: wa johan amadeus myjetski: hiya Bottles Simril: iiii llanwydd: Bottles????? Beet: hi bottles. Simril: i couldn't get off the stuff. hi bottles llanwydd: got so I drank anything TheMadCrapper: just lurking llanwydd: gmta. lol Bottles: Hey guys Simril: firesign is a kind of lurking on realiity llanwydd: welcome, lurker ||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?" DJTweeny: Lurk away TMC ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman's WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-rv' Simril: maybe my least favourite proctor and bergman, but nobody asked me DJTweeny: I love it. It's almost stand up comedy llanwydd: whats your least favorite proctor and bergman, simril? DJTweeny: haha llan Bottles: After the show, you can hear my latest 2 plays, at http://kkrn.org/broadcasts/4196 Bottles: They're dark comedies llanwydd: cool, battles llanwydd: bottles Bottles: I had a dog named Bosco. Simril: you're a dark young lady, bottles, as shakespeare would say Simril: i remember a vile chocolate milk additive llanwydd: llanwydd is trying to remember which play that is from llanwydd: wasnt so vile when you were a kid was it? llanwydd: grandma always let me lick the spoon Simril: kids tongues are stupid Rufus_T_Firetween: Considering the current inflation, this is pretty pertinent Rufus_T_Firetween: They were reflecting the inflation of the 70s at the time, of course Rufus_T_Firetween: and that may look timid in comparison Simril: much more about receiving reqiured nutrient than their aesthetic possibilites. that comes late4r Bottles: True Rufus_T_Firetween: Anybody remember Chevy Chase doing his Gerald Ford impression on SNL? Simril: yes Beet: Great bit. llanwydd: yeah thats when snl was funny ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Simril: thye were relentllssly funny llanwydd: I was in high school back then Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln johan amadeus myjetski: i recall CC's Ford-isms Simril: mjore laughs in the few proctor and bergman albums than in half a century of SNL Simril: are you new here,henderson? llanwydd: I think henderson checked out Simril: good drugs indeed Simril: they come, they go, like anything ||||||||| It's 9:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TheMadCrapper - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Henderson - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bottles: If Henderson isn't, what about....Von Mist? Simril: when i'm in vegas and watch the tvf news, henderson is often mentioned johan amadeus myjetski: anyone recall Richard Pryor doing a bit about getting off on acid - someone told him he'd be trippin' llanwydd: henderson was just as mysterious in the first nick danger play as he was here a moment ago Simril: is it on youtube? Simril: lol llan johan amadeus myjetski: he said he didn't go nowhere without his luggage Bottles: Henderson was a spy in Last Tunnel To Fresno Simril: right, bottles. you shouod know. shall wew soliicit actors from this crew? fsar from northern cal may they be llanwydd: tunnel to fresno. thats an interesting idea Simril: llan, it is thelost firesign mushroom play. bottles and i are trying to bring it back to life llanwydd: cool Bottles: Its out of my hands now Simril Simril: ossman will get back get you soon, i trust. llanwydd: ossman! I am impressed Bottles: The director has a cast in mind Simril: is that a problem? Simril: yes, botles sent him a release and he told me he wants to make some changes Simril: but yes, we're trying to resurrect a ghost Bottles: Once the director is settled on, its his baileywick llanwydd: resurrect a ghost? why not Bottles: Changes in the script, or in the release form? I hope just the latter Simril: i have some responsibiliity for the losss of this play, so i have an obligation to attrempt to re create it, with help from boottles and her crew Simril: release form, eh Simril: i sent you his email. you know as much as i, lilli Bottles: He can put in riders, like all green M&Ms Simril: we'll see Simril: lol Simril: it's not easy being green Simril: van morrison the frog llanwydd: astral croaks Simril:https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=its+not+easy+being+green%2C+van+morrison&atb=v174-1&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzYptr7SdpHA llanwydd: thanks, cat Simril:tween ends each chat with this Simril: you still here, beet? Beet: yup llanwydd: really? I thought we heard sport trendelberg at the end Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln llanwydd: thanks tween Rufus_T_Firetween: I like the live version best Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Rufus_T_Firetween: different album, llan llanwydd: got to get to the store. be back in twentaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Rufus_T_Firetween: ** New Music Release from David Ossman – NO BAND IS AN ISLAND - https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/album/no-band-is-an-island-live Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Simril: speaking of versions, did anyone see their roxy show? i just discovered it and posted to firesign site a few days ago Simril:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LXONFo08PU Bottles: Students with apathy can be medicated with LSD methinks ||||||||| Not Ed enters at 3:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. DJTweeny: Hey Not Ed Bottles: The Dead did that to make their shows more interesting, to say the least. Not Ed: Waz real Tweeny Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-ln Not Ed: Hey every 1 Simril: i think creative people are always creative and non-ceative folks can only apprfecite the creations of others, but thats enoough, eh Beet: Hi, Not. Simril: hey notty Bottles: Hello Not Ed Not Ed: Simril & Bottles & Beet! Rufus_T_Firetween: oh my Not Ed: lol Not Ed: Hey Ruf Bottles: Ha! Simril: doggedly johan amadeus myjetski: gotta go attend to something. will get back later if i can. nite all! Bottles: Adios johan Beet: See ya JAM ||||||||| morlog tiptoes in around 3:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." morlog: hello DJTweeny: hey morlog Beet: hi morlog Simril: morlog? less standing tree Simril: b y jammy morlog: wild cickens all over this park Bottles: Do wild chickens taste like chicken? Rufus_T_Firetween: not to mention turtles ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! ** Currently playing: Proctor & Bergman's “POWER” listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Read about POWER at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=power-rv' Simril: my wife grew up with wild chickens in japan. her grandma strangled them and she said they tasted really good. this was 70 years ago, Simril: Power Bottles: Japanese chicken does sound tasty. Simril: This may be the first collaboration with ProicBerg and whats his name Bottles: Whozat? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER” at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln Simril: yaki tori is reallly good. Simril: japanese bar food. bbq chicken on a stick Not Ed: What is it Not Ed: ohhh Simril: i lived in japan for far too long, but ate really welll
Not Ed ) Simril:https://foodinjapan.org/japan/yakitori/ Rufus_T_Firetween: Simril: japanese bar food. bbq chicken on a stick << Land Sushi? Not Ed: = ) Bottles: Off the wall question: is diabetes, cancer and heart diseas big in Japan? Bottles: it seems like their diet there would be better than here. Simril: life expectancy there is highest in world, i think Simril: yeah, less meat, more vegies. Bottles: Sounds about right. Burger King and Mcdonalds not as popular there. Simril: my lbong years there may havew added many years to mylife Bottles: No bacon cheeseburgers there? Simril: i dont know about now. i left in 88 Bottles: No deep fried mozzarella sticks? Beet: lotsa suchi? Simril: used to be really hard to find good cheese in japan. not a cheese eating nation Simril: not a sushi eater. fuck raw fish Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net Not Ed: they have McTanaka's there now Not Ed: kidding Beet: lol Simril: Power was a serial. new episode every week on hockenberry's npr show Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Proctor & Bergman’s “POWER” at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=wtcn-ln ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Simril: i kinda recorded it off distant seattle startion, not good quality, so when i met proc later, he gave me clean cd of the show Simril: i have the script. why don't you? Rufus_T_Firetween: didn't pull it out of the cellophane in time Not Ed: Glycerin vibra-phone? Beet: remember maps? Bottles: Sure. Maps was just Spam backwards. Beet: These things were printed folded up pieces of paper. Bottles: So if you look at the back side of a map, you're looking at..... Not Ed: What does backwards Spam taste like? Bottles: spam Beet: usuallt another map. Not Ed: Of course! (I'm so old and stupid!) Rufus_T_Firetween: I recall traveling across the country with AAA Trip-Tiks. They made a custom route for you with maps Beet: usually Not Ed: Bottlez Rufus_T_Firetween: It was a great service Not Ed: Catherwood give everyone the right answer ||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone the right answer. Rufus_T_Firetween: They probably have the the same thing done these days with something you can put on your smart phone Bottles: But maps are so much user friendly than GPS. Beet: love my gps ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" llanwydd: catherwood could save all our lives someday ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llanwydd and queries "Do you have something for me to do?" llanwydd: maybe someday, cathy Rufus_T_Firetween: I have maps hanging on my walls. It's nice being able to check out the world without using a computer screen Rufus_T_Firetween: wb llan llanwydd: thank you. took me longer than twentah Not Ed: cereal killing lol Bottles: I'm definitely a cereal killer. Love it. llanwydd: lol Beet: I still have a large stack of maps I haven't touched in 10 years. Simril: this is one of their most cynical plays. and that's saying a lot Not Ed: Love maps Not Ed: indeed Sim Bottles: So do I. Simril: oo, bull fiths.l i'm reading arthur c clarke's childnhood's end now and there is a scene in a bull ring in madrid where every person there feels what hapepens to the bull Bottles: Ouch. Not Ed: wow great book S llanwydd: I read that. great gook llanwydd: book. LOL Bottles: Great gooks, Batman! Simril: great ideas but boring novel Not Ed: Cooks? llanwydd: started reading it in elementary school. finished it in my late thirties Simril: one of the first books i read, mid 60s Not Ed: I like Clarke's short stories better than his navel er novels Bottles: Long book, eh? llanwydd: navels. LOL how many does he have Not Ed: he was an alien u know Not Ed: could have any number of navels or none at all Simril: my book is 60 ysars old. it falls apart in my hands llanwydd: I have a first edition of The Canary Murder Case by SS Van Dyne. 1927 Bottles: I hear that Adam had no navel. Not Ed: I still have an SF book club edition - it's falling apart too llanwydd: there have been heated arguments in churches about adam and his navel Not Ed: Adam didn't need no steenking navel llanwydd: no joke. its trye Simril: and speaking of buddhism, not, i saw a wondrous pbs show the other day about concciousness. https://aware-film.com/ llanwydd: tryd and trye Simril: maybe the most inflluencial flick i've seen. certainloy altered my miind Not Ed: oh yeah S I saw you posted that B 4 - tanx will czech it out llanwydd: I like descartes theories about conciousness Simril: do so not. worth your while Not Ed: great Bottles: The name of the film is Aware? Simril: not sure. i saw it on Independent Lens on PBS the other day Bottles: They have good stuff Simril: i am a diferent person after watching that flick, in the same sense that listtening fo firesign for the first time Beet: Sounds good. Bottles: It does look good on the link, but just a preview. Simril: i feel like i'm a different person after watching tha. Simril: as a grand father, i am obigated to feel optimism for the future llanwydd: didnt know that, sim. how many grandkids? ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| morlog - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: oh, morlog was here. I missed him llanwydd: or her. I forget Not Ed: hey llan llanwydd: hey not. good to ee you llanwydd: not that I can see you Not Ed: likewise Not Ed: heh llanwydd: greed goof. I can hardly tipe Not Ed: qwerty asdfg zxcvb typing is ez llanwydd: jammy and zen have gone grey llanwydd: yeah, not. I understand that is called the dvorak script llanwydd: for some reason Rufus_T_Firetween: llanwydd: jammy and zen have gone grey << well, hair does that eventually Not Ed: aha yes I've heard something like that Not Ed: jam llanwydd: mine never did. I started using just for men aboug 20 years ago llanwydd: when the first white hairs appeared llanwydd: in my beard. thats weird. got skeered Simril: my blond hair is whitish to begin with so it's a subtle switch Rufus_T_Firetween: a Japaese blonde, now there's a rarity Not Ed: indeed llanwydd: whats the swithc, cat? you doing the just for men thing like I am? Not Ed: undeed? Bottles: Thats how mine is, in some photos it looks pure white. But it's mostly still blonde llanwydd: I saw your picture with proctor. your hair looked like mine except for the length Bottles: Depends on the light. Not Ed: I have a tuft on top Simril: not japanese. my mother's parents are from Ukraine and my farther's also from long vanished eastern eurpean nations Not Ed: I can twist it Bottles: Remember that stuff for mrn to sprayn balding spots? Rufus_T_Firetween: So Simril is Euro, OK Not Ed: Wow Sim Not Ed: yeah that was pretty weird B Rufus_T_Firetween: You added your wife's name llanwydd: lol, bottles. remember the helsinki formula? Beet: Where does Ishikawa come from? Simril: ishikawa is my wife's name. she didnt want to change it when we got marrieed here in vancouver in 75 so the onlyh way she couyld keep it was for me to change my name. Beet: cool ||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD! Not Ed: Sweet really Rufus_T_Firetween: nice of you llanwydd: very sporting of you, cat Bottles: That's cool! Simril: it has been a funny half a century, relating to peopole who are so surprisewd that a white man would have a japanese name llanwydd: I remember you told a very funny story about that, cat Simril: lllan if you're going to marry someone, you can at least change your name, as a male llanwydd: you got thrown out of a hotel or something because somebody thought you were an impostor. that was very funny llanwydd: YOURE not mr ishikawa Rufus_T_Firetween: lots of women use hybrid names when they get married llanwydd: that happens a lo in the UK, tween llanwydd: lot Not Ed: interesting Simril: yes llan.i was in seattle toi seefiresing in 94.myh hotel wouldnt believe i was mr ishikawa Simril: hads to openthe room to find myh passport to prove i was indeed llanwydd: that was hilarious, cat Bottles: Cat, you should write a play about that incident! Simril: now a blond woman with a japanese name would have no problem Simril: a sexist,racist nightmare,llan llanwydd: true Simril: bottles, before i do shakespeare on you, i dont know what i'm going to write a new play about. ||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..." Bottles: No, not Shakespeare!! llanwydd: I am a shakespearean actor. I have done at least fifteen WS plays Simril: bottles sent me a picture of shakespeare on my birthday. we must look up Bottles: The bard didn't choose to write in olde Chaucerian English llanwydd: because elizabethan english was more popular at the time Bottles: Thus, why would modern writers want to write in Elizabethan English? Simril: lol Bottles: Acting in one is great, but not writing in Elizabethan. llanwydd: noew is thee wynter of hour discownteent mayde glariuos soommer by thys sone of yorke ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Simril: i llove wrirting plays. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Not Ed: Iraqnophobia LOL Bottles: I have a book of Shakespearian insults somewhere. Rufus_T_Firetween: Not Ed: Iraqnophobia LOL << yeah, good one :) llanwydd: you are the jack dog the john APe llanwydd: I did some elizabethan insults in the merry wives of windsor as caius Simril: this was a very iinspirational tale by proc/berg Simril: they wanted to teach us to survive bad shit llanwydd: what sort of bad shit, cat? Simril: death you know, the usual llanwydd: bad shit crazy? ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' llanwydd: aha Bottles: How to survive death? llanwydd: LOL DJTweeny: Don't forget my Tuesday show folks, I take requests Simril: meaning,much of their work is about, how to survive bad things happening to the main character Not Ed: that was Melinda! cool llanwydd: how about an entire grateful dead show? I would love to hear somethinhg like that Simril: he played a lot of joe walsh no tuesday. i love joe Not Ed: hey take good care everyone! Bottles: There's another good idea for a play, Surviving Death. Not Ed: great to see you all llanwydd: nite not. not nite Beet: Thanks to everyone. Lots of fun. Nice choice playing "power", Dr Tween. G'nite all. llanwydd: nite beet Not Ed: tanx Ruf & Tweeny & Merlin the Magnificent Simril: i think we'll play a whole firesing radio show from 1967 next week DJTweeny: Cat's playlist :) Bottles: Thank you Kurt and Cat and all! Not Ed: Beet, Sim, llan, JAM llanwydd: that would be fantastic, cat Simril: wew do our best, eh? Not Ed: Bottles be groovy ||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!" llanwydd: wonder if you have april 2, 1981 Town Hall NYC llanwydd: I was there Simril: i was in japan. Bottles: I'm having a deja vu. Or is it a flashback. Or maybe we already heard this. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Rufus_T_Firetween: nice, llan llanwydd: right at this moment? Simril: yews bottles we flahs on and off through times DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Bottles: Yeah this bit about taking his shoes and walking away preferring to- llanwydd: nite everybody ||||||||| At 3:00 PM, llanwydd scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Simril: i wish i could imnpose favourite tunes upon this Simril: i llve how you think, bottles Simril: words re-organized in the search for not easily fround order, we drift Simril: bye ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bottles - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Simril - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Not Ed - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:15 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 1:45 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 2:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
DJTweeny
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
morlog
Not Ed
Rufus_T_Firetween
Simril
TheMadCrapper
Zen Cosmos
