||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 24, 2022 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 3:00 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 4:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Tweeny close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 3:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny gets out at 3:00 PM. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – FRANK ZAPPA-HOT RATS Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Cat from Keyv in through the front door at 3:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Cat from Keyv: I remember when this album came out. Rufus_T_Firetween: allo comerade Cat Cat from Keyv: Indeed Rufus_T_Firetween: and I'm pretty sure it's spelled Kyiv ||||||||| 3:00 PM: johan amadeus myjetski jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Rufus_T_Firetween: a friend in HS had it Cat from Keyv: I spelled it that way to encourage the correct Ukrainian pronunciation, Tween ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesigns XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! DJTweeny: Hey johan ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Elmertown." Cat from Keyv: Hi Jammy llanwydd: hey there DJTweeny: hah, k :) DJTweeny: Hey llan Cat from Keyv: NIce to see you on Tween's Tuesday show Cat from Keyv: Llanny johan amadeus myjetski: hi DJT, Hi cat - lotsa fun last tuesday! johan amadeus myjetski: Hi llan! DJTweeny: We try to have fun at RFD :) Cat from Keyv: well, fun isn't really an operative word today llanwydd:Tween I forgot to thank you for that email about Jon Anderson. Thanks very very much DJTweeny: please consider joining us llan DJTweeny: yw llanwydd: There actually is a good chance I will go to see anderson in orlando Cat from Keyv: somne really good music that was new to me. that supertramp dude in partic Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net where I play Firesign Theatre and take your music requests - RFR Archives at www.kurtericson.net/txroadkill/roadkillshow llanwydd: hot rats is great DJTweeny: excellent, llan johan amadeus myjetski: there was a good MTV video to go with that roger hdgson song, but never got much airplay johan amadeus myjetski: hodgson Cat from Keyv: tis, llan johan amadeus myjetski: hot rats remains my favorite all time FZ album Cat from Keyv: zappa was quite a musician Rufus_T_Firetween: no doubt Rufus_T_Firetween: even got recognition as a modern composer of classical music, as I recall Cat from Keyv: even though not much of a neighbour to phil austin and joni mitchel johan amadeus myjetski: ian anderson's woodwind work on hot rats is unparalleled DJTweeny: Ah, had no idea he was on the album Cat from Keyv: phil told me he used to stash his groupies at phil's place. DJTweeny: cool Cat from Keyv: hot rats indeed llanwydd: I find that hard to believe, JAM Cat from Keyv: joni complained about them swimming nude in his pool and embarassing her visitng parents johan amadeus myjetski: listen to this sax section - it's all ian anderson DJTweeny: oh wow Cat from Keyv: both phil and joni lived close by johan amadeus myjetski: anderson also used a primitive wind synth called the 'sound system for woodwinds' very cutting edge technology for the time ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" DJTweeny: /me needs to get a copy of the new Tull album DJTweeny: should be out by now Cat from Keyv: nice guitar, frank Cat from Keyv: i need to be more artistically ambitious Tweeny: Pre-order the new Jethro Tull album 'The Zealot Gene' - https://jethrotull.com/pre-order-jethro-tulls-new-album-the-zealot-gene/ llanwydd: tull was my second favorite band for many years. maybe still is ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" johan amadeus myjetski: what might you mean by that, cat? just curious... llanwydd: second to yes Cat from Keyv: "they eat workers, but they don't eat shirkers" Firesign Theatre johan amadeus myjetski: moody blues, yes & J Tull all vied in a 3-way tie for my second fave group ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Cat from Keyv: steve miller band my fave from those days johan amadeus myjetski: frank had everyready batteries surgically implanted in his - alternate facts ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Deputy Dang', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 3:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... johan amadeus myjetski: into his hands DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy johan amadeus myjetski: hiya, DePuty llanwydd: hey Dang Cat from Keyv: hi dang Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 24, 2022 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Cat from Keyv: iv Cat from Keyv: i've been glued to the cbc news channel since i woke up around 6. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "3:00 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Leesburg." Beet: Howdy Pardners Cat from Keyv: no one wants to be glued to a tv DJTweeny: Yo Beet Cat from Keyv: beety ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: from Firesign's PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN album ”BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Check out PINK HOTEL at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-rv' Beet: Hi Dr Yween Beet: Hi Dr Cat Beet: I meant Tween of course Cat from Keyv: i think i need a doctor, beet Beet: Are you OK? Cat from Keyv: as a ukrainian canadian, of course not, beet. Cat from Keyv: not physically ill (much healtheir than last week) just depressed about what's happening in ukraine Beet: I understand llanwydd: catherwood,order us a pizza ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to llanwydd and says "Did you want something?" Beet: As messed up as we are, One would think we might be beyond armed conflict at this point. Cat from Keyv: i just made a shirmp/spinache pizza for dinner. not as good as i hoped Beet: Hey, Llan Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln llanwydd: hi beet llanwydd: its probably hard to cook a shrimp pizza. I have never tried Rufus_T_Firetween: Is there a 'national dish' of Ukraine, Cat? llanwydd: I bet the hawaiians eat spam and pineapple pizza johan amadeus myjetski: many people prefer large pizzas, next shrimp pizzas... 8-) Cat from Keyv: lots, tween. borscht maybe most famous. llanwydd: ukrainian cuisine is probably like russian Cat from Keyv: my ukrainian grandma made a wicked borscht johan amadeus myjetski: not shrimp pizzas Cat from Keyv: lol jammy Rufus_T_Firetween: borscht is a potato dish, right? llanwydd: boiled eggs, borscht, stroganoff, etc johan amadeus myjetski: i thought it was a cabbage dish. No? llanwydd: no, tween. borscht is beets Cat from Keyv: there is a pizzaria nearby which makes a grreat shrijmp pizza so i thought i could do it too. nope. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" llanwydd: Beet could tell ya Rufus_T_Firetween: ah, beets Cat from Keyv: yeah, stuffr like that. i'm making stroganoff for visiting friends on sunday Cat from Keyv: cabbage rolls are essential eastern european Beet: The revelation with borscht is the sour cream with the beets. So says Beet. Cat from Keyv: a friend just brought over some romanian cabbage rolls. a little dif but still tasty Cat from Keyv: the only word of ukrainian i know is "smetana" meaning sour cream. ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Cat from Keyv: my grandma complained that i was too skinny (still am) so demanded i put more sour cream (smetana) in my borscht. Cat from Keyv: that was in 1960 and i'm still skinny, even with all the smetana over the years Beet: Sour cream is such a wonderful concoction. johan amadeus myjetski: dogmatic twaddle Ha! Cat from Keyv: dill too. a lot of dilll in ukrainian food. johan amadeus myjetski: dill mustard is a current culinary revelation for me Beet: I love me some dill also. I can't take Sweet relish for my hotdogs. Only Dill relish will do. johan amadeus myjetski: i like over roasted red potatoes with dill & olive oil johan amadeus myjetski: oven Beet: Sounds yummy Cat from Keyv: dill is great ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Zen Cosmos gets out at 3:00 PM. Cat from Keyv: houndof the bakersfields johan amadeus myjetski: Hi 'Z Beet: Hey Zen DJTweeny: Hi Cosmos DJTweeny: lol Cat Zen Cosmos: hey all namaste' Deputy Dang: granite... that was bad Cat from Keyv: Zen johan amadeus myjetski: that was a fab personal ad Cat from Keyv: their most goonish play johan amadeus myjetski: donovan reference sunny goodge street Cat from Keyv: on the firefly platform of sunny good street Cat from Keyv: y'all know the judy collings version of that song? maybe the best singing i've ever heard Cat from Keyv: oh by the way, folks, new interview with ossman, proctor and taylor this morniing on the JOnesy show on KBOO Rufus_T_Firetween: very 'goonish' Cat Cat from Keyv: Ken Jones says he'll allow us to play it on chat. johan amadeus myjetski: that'll be worth a listen, cat Cat from Keyv: i'm mentioned in it, to my surprise Cat from Keyv: i'm called a "super fan". Thought was only a sports thing. Cat from Keyv: on the phone to a friend last night, i was accused of being a member of the firesign theatre. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about PINK HOTEL BURNS DOWN at >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=phbd-ln johan amadeus myjetski: how many blades, cat? Rufus_T_Firetween: So where's Lulu? Cat from Keyv: when i heard of these mushroom plays when they first appeared, that became my goal. Cat from Keyv: chatting with her yesterday, she said her cousin was coming to town today, and she has her new plays to broadcast so much be busy. johan amadeus myjetski: a fifth of Firesigns Cat from Keyv: well, 3 of the 4 of them and their spouses/kids appeared in my plays so that goal was successful. Rufus_T_Firetween: very cool Beet: cool ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: Firesign Theatre's THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out GIANT RAT at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gros-rv' johan amadeus myjetski: they might be giants Rufus_T_Firetween: or shrimps Cat from Keyv: i'd been writing plays since 1959 when i heard the mushrooms. it was like being a well regarded play wright in some small english town and then going to london and seeing shakespeare. Cat from Keyv: suddenly, giants, indeed, jammy Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln Cat from Keyv: i'm re-reading the funniest book i've ever read, called Paperback Writer, a fantasy bio of the Beatles. llanwydd: xfgcedhvjbynhumji,kol Cat from Keyv: One line in it is how non-competitive the Beatrles wree, how they wanted to leqarn from Dylan and others. that's true. llanwydd: trying to think of the funniest book I have ever read Beet: Never heard of the book, Cat. Sounds interesting. Cat from Keyv: if you can find a copy, do so. i have never laughed so much at anything. llanwydd: the woody allen paperbacks made me laugh Cat from Keyv:https://www.amazon.com/Paperback-Writer-Mark-Shipper/dp/0441651232 Cat from Keyv: this is fall out of your chair/bed/car/universe funny. llanwydd: I think the book I got the most laughs out of was My Life and Hard Times by James Thurber Cat from Keyv: if you know beatles history, it is exquisite. Cat from Keyv: i began laughing every page, then every paragraph, finally every sentecne. makes it damned hard to read when you can't stop laughing. llanwydd: und auch...cwdefgbrnhtmyju,kilsxdcfvgbhij llanwydd: know what you mean, cat. its rare to find a book like that Beet: Well said. johan amadeus myjetski: it was doug adams' hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy that made me laugh out loud- literally Cat from Keyv: i was in a bookstore in yokohama with a friend who lived there in 1979 and we found that book. Cat from Keyv: english books are rare in japan, as you can guess Cat from Keyv: anyway, my friend bought it and then gave it me. llanwydd: some of the most hilarious books I have read or bought in bookstores Cat from Keyv: i had some contactr with him, jammhy. we were both part of the great ape project Cat from Keyv: with jane goodall, etc. johan amadeus myjetski: wow cat - that must've been fun! Cat from Keyv: welll.... Cat from Keyv: it's been an interesting life. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (3:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. DJTweeny: Hey Elayne Elayne: Evenin' folks. I guess we're bringing the war back home. :( johan amadeus myjetski: indeed cat. in another generation, kids won't believe such lives were ever really possible Cat from Keyv: hi el johan amadeus myjetski: bye E! Beet: Evening, Elayne. ||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 3:00 PM train to New York. Rufus_T_Firetween: That was quick ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 3:00 PM and Elayne bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Rufus_T_Firetween: wb Cat from Keyv: even by her standards Elayne: That's better. We gals have our browser troubles! Cat from Keyv: welcome back, el. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about THE TALE OF THE GIANT RAT OF SUMATRA at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=gros-ln Cat from Keyv: we thought you were giving a lecture on the rotation of the electron Elayne: Cat, is "Simril" a Ukrainian name? johan amadeus myjetski: another out-of-chat experience, eh, Elayne? Cat from Keyv: herde and not here almost art at the same time Cat from Keyv: could be, el, not sure. Cat from Keyv: mother's surname was panchuck Elayne: Just so, Johan. Out of my body and into another's, you know how it goes. Cat from Keyv: chcuk means child in ukrainian. Elayne: Ah, thanks Cat. Ever the cunning linguist. ||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!" Cat from Keyv: simril is sort of anglicized from whatever. Cat from Keyv: my parents etc were way into chaning their names. dates of birth. im not even sure theyr'e dead. Cat from Keyv: they loved ot make stuff up, inlcuding themselves Elayne: Somewhere way back about 6 or 7 generations I believe my father's family originated in Russia, but I couldn't tell you where. By the time he came along they were all Romanian. Cat from Keyv: my grandma spoke only ukrarainian. only met her a few times. Elayne: Wow... johan amadeus myjetski: heroes can be playwrite as well as actor of their lives Cat from Keyv: but cousins have gone to her home village and keep in touch with our famlily there Cat from Keyv: we do our best, jammy Cat from Keyv: much of ukraine was starved to death by stalin in the 30s Elayne: I just had this sinking feeling about the Russians all the way through the Olympics. It was so hard to ignore the way they flaunted their cheating and how ineffectual the ISU and IOC were. Cat from Keyv: there's a scene about that in my new play Elayne: And of course the west and Europe have coddled Putin for the last couple decades as their "trading partner" that he should never have been, and NATO lost a golden chance to let in Ukraine. Elayne: Oh, and I hear there's a pandemic about. Sometimes I'm mired in despair, which is never good when one has no weed supply. Cat from Keyv: weed is always your friend Elayne: I keep hoping Otto Yamamoto will point the way, maybe the numbers have gone down enough in NYC that we can meet up, Cat from Keyv: remember when i was last in nyc and stayhing at dex's place? Elayne: Oh dear, I miss Dex so... Cat from Keyv: hew took me a ukrainian place for breakfast. it was to delightful to hear all these young people speaking the language of my old grandma Cat from Keyv: med too, el Elayne: I hate this, I've lost a couple dear old friends in the last month or so and it just reminds me that we see more death than we used to now that we're all getting on. Cat from Keyv: otto still around? he hasnt been here for a long time. Elayne: But at least you have the memories. Elayne: Otto posts all the time on Facebook. Cat from Keyv: el, you and i are the only ones who were here at the beginning. Cat from Keyv: oh, good, el. Elayne: Yes Cat, but you're the only one who remembers. :) Cat from Keyv: my memory is very good. Cat from Keyv: i can of need it to make my collages Cat from Keyv: kind of Deputy Dang: I don't speak Canadian. Cat from Keyv: how many remember kloworkdog? tiny dr tim? they couple who started the audio part of this chat, jimmy leee and bambi Cat from Keyv: we dont speak, dang. we just gesture. Elayne: I remember TinyDrTim. Klok not as much. Elayne: Oh and Jimmy Lee, how sad. Cat from Keyv: klok was brilliant. ||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store." Cat from Keyv: bambi too. tween was close to them Tweeny: I remember Klok very well. He was part of the CNI/FST crowd Elayne: Yes, we were never mean to Bambi. I adored her. Tweeny: Yes, I miss them all Cat from Keyv: very very helpful dude. Cat from Keyv: hundrfeds of people have come in and out of chat, but few have hung out for a long time Cat from Keyv: it's sort of a committment one makes, and then finds other things to do Elayne: Well, I'm about to wind up my hanging out tonight. Next week (maybe), all. ||||||||| Elayne is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 3:00 PM. Beet: See you later, Elayne. Cat from Keyv: by el Cat from Keyv: you still here, zen? Cat from Keyv: they loved the production of this album. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Cat from Keyv: this scene in partic Rufus_T_Firetween: I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in the studio during their recording sessions johan amadeus myjetski: love the Edward G. Fields character.See? Rufus_T_Firetween: heheh Beet: Amazing ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: XM Radio broadcast “THE FUSE OF DOOM” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u Free Downloads!! at http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/' johan amadeus myjetski: fabulous malaprops! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about FIRESIGN XM RADIO PERFORMANCES at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/xmradio/ Cat from Keyv: a quick jeraboam of champagne. you know how much champage that is? johan amadeus myjetski: well, the bottle is about 3 feet tall... johan amadeus myjetski: a couple of galleaons, i shouldmn't wonder... Cat from Keyv:https://www.blossominggifts.com/media/catalog/product/cache/7/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/e/jeroboam-of-champagne.jpg Rufus_T_Firetween: "A Jeroboam of Champagne contains 3 Litres of Champagne and is Equal to 4 Standard Champagne Bottles" Rufus_T_Firetween: The things we learn in chat... johan amadeus myjetski: his access of evil? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Now playing: Phil Austin''s “DOWN UNDER DANGER” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out PHIL AUSTIN at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin' Cat from Keyv: this is from michael packer, who was a big part of firesigns in the 90s Cat from Keyv: he was on an npr station in michigan in those days Cat from Keyv: did a few things with ossman too. Cat from Keyv: lol, jammy ||||||||| Catherwood enters with The Butler close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 3:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary. Cat from Keyv: my heart, my egg? johan amadeus myjetski: yep, i caught that! DJTweeny: Hi Butler Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" johan amadeus myjetski: aldous huxley not Isherwood was eyeless in gaza johan amadeus myjetski: hi Butler Beet: Hello Butler Cat from Keyv: hi but Cat from Keyv: we're supposed to know that, jammy johan amadeus myjetski: as well as isherwood & hux were friends Deputy Dang: What's a tuba loon? johan amadeus myjetski: lol, deputy! johan amadeus myjetski: toblerone chocolate johan amadeus myjetski: ? Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN RELEASE!! ** - THE FIRESIGN THEATRE LIVE AT THE MAGIC MUSHROOM - Paperback Book + DVD-ROM Disc >> http://www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN DOUBLE VINYL ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl ||||||||| It's 10:45 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| The Butler - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat from Keyv: by but johan amadeus myjetski: e-vil mune? Beet: Did Catherwood get rid of the Butler? ||||||||| Catherwood gets rid of the butler. Rufus_T_Firetween: Was this ever released as a recording Cat? Cat from Keyv: welll Cat from Keyv: kinda ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Rufus_T_Firetween: I mean a commercial release Cat from Keyv: i'm not sure what the situation of this is Cat from Keyv: no Rufus_T_Firetween: k Cat from Keyv: npr station in michigan Rufus_T_Firetween: So it's in a NPR archive somewhere Cat from Keyv: not on box of danger as you well know. so i guess it;s owned by some other entitiy Cat from Keyv: maybde not, tween Rufus_T_Firetween: looks like it's up on YouTube Cat from Keyv: i have no idea who owns this but not austin Rufus_T_Firetween: "Part of an intended PBS/independent radio series, this pilot episode" ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.net/firesign' Cat from Keyv: nice wokrk as frankie Rufus_T_Firetween: So a pilot for a NPR series that was never done ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Cat from Keyv: yep ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesigns XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... johan amadeus myjetski: thanks all!@ Beet: Thanks to everyone. Nice to see you all. Thanks, Dr Cease. Hope your homeland comes through this OK. Thanks Dr Tween for the guidance. G'Nite all. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. DJTweeny: Until last time, again... ||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Cat from Keyv - dead from jaundice ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Deputy Dang - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Zen Cosmos - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Tweeny rushes off, saying "3:00 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cat from Keyv
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Rufus_T_Firetween
Tweeny
Zen Cosmos