||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:32 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 01, 2021 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "4:08 PM and late as usual, it's Rufus_T_Firetween, just back from Elmertown." ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatrelegacy.com' ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. ** Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Commando Cody close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:36 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. Commando Cody: Good evening Rufus. Commando Cody: I might have to run out rela quick so I might miss the beginning. Commando Cody: *real ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:39 PM, dragging DJTweeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ?" DJTweeny: Hey Cody DJTweeny: Y'all come back, ya hear? ||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! ** Currently playing: warm up music – Blackmore's Night Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Commando Cody: *real ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd gets out at 8:47 PM. llanwydd: good evening folks DJTweeny: Hey llan llanwydd: looking forward to seeing cats new script llanwydd: he was hoping to send it to us tonight ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Cease in through the front door at 8:50 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: should be fun llanwydd: Hey Cat DJTweeny: Hey Cease Cease: Hi all ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Deputy Dang close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary. llanwydd: Howdy Dang DJTweeny: Howdy Deputy Deputy Dang: Howdy Pardners! Cease: Another reason to celebrate April 6 besides Austin's birthday: on that day our province will finally have an online service to get reservations for vaccines llanwydd: Cool llanwydd: I got mine. Im safe. Cease: Yeah, Canada is running way behind. Rufus_T_Firetween: My mother shares a birthday with Phil. She will turn 104 years old Cease: had some trouble getting vaccines llanwydd: no kidding! Cease: amazing, tween Rufus_T_Firetween: yep, born 1917 Rufus_T_Firetween: grew up during The Great Depression Commando Cody: Wow. Tell her happy birthday from the chat. Rufus_T_Firetween: Will do :) Deputy Dang: wow, 2 pandemics for her! Rufus_T_Firetween: she swears the first one wasn't her fault Deputy Dang: lmao Commando Cody: LOL! Rufus_T_Firetween: ;) ||||||||| Catherwood escorts coda in through the front door at 8:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. DJTweeny: Hey coda, great to see you here :) Cease: coda DJTweeny: coda's from the RFD radio bunch coda: hi all ||||||||| 8:58 PM: The Butler jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL AUSTIN!! ** WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)' Cease: The Butler DJTweeny: allo Butler llanwydd: Welcome Butler ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 01, 2021 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Commando Cody: Hello Coda. And everybody else I missed. I'm back and forth here right now. coda: since the firesign stream is down, after this show, i'll have to download more of dj tweeny's shows, and listen to them on a loop, lol Rufus_T_Firetween: heheh Rufus_T_Firetween: Which firesign stream is down? coda: the one on the official firesign theatre sight ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL AUSTIN!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “KEEPING THE WOLVES AWAKE” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Rufus_T_Firetween: "Fresign Radio Is On Hiatus", OK Rufus_T_Firetween: didn't know that coda: yeah, from what i gathered, the streaming provider went belly up on the firesign station Cease: good while it lasted coda: if i hadn't have found that station 2 years ago, i wouldn't have bought the duke of madness motors collection Commando Cody: Well it's a good thing we've still got this to count on. coda: i was also informed that they were going to try and bring it back at some point, but it wasn't a huge priority at the time Cease:http://www.radiofreeoz.com/index.html Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “KEEPING THE WOLVES AWAKE” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#COLLAGES Cease: there's also ossman blog and lots of other firesign radio stuff there. Cease: they're releasing a hurricane of new stuff on bandcamp Rufus_T_Firetween: nice Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN THEATRE DOWNLOAD STORE at >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases llanwydd: middle school lol llanwydd: dcfvgbnhjmk,l. Rufus_T_Firetween: gesundheit llanwydd: lol Cease: this is from pete's rfo site above Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “RADIO FREE OZ” at >> http://radiofreeoz.com/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** CBC Ideas programme on Wolves: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/from-scavenger-to-household-royalty-how-dogs-evolved-from-wolves-to-pampered-pets-1.5930345 Cease: bergman spouted a lot of garbage ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesigns XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! ||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| The Butler - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cease: by, butler Commando Cody: Catherwood give The Butler a drink. ||||||||| Catherwood gives the butler a drink. Commando Cody: Everybody must be tired this evening. Cease: we had a very scary week here. Commando Cody: Hey Coda, do you have a slot on Dishnuts we might want to check out? Commando Cody: What happened Cease? Cease:https://bc.ctvnews.ca/woman-dead-6-others-injured-after-stabbings-at-north-vancouver-library-1.5365190 Cease: this is my local library. i go there all the time. about 8 blocks away Rufus_T_Firetween: wow :( Commando Cody: Good grief! At the library? Rufus_T_Firetween: didn't know it was where you lived Commando Cody: I hadn't even heard about it. Rufus_T_Firetween: a random attack, or so they say Cease:https://news.yahoo.com/man-arrested-arson-attacks-masonic-005729646.html Rufus_T_Firetween: no news on the motive that I've heard coda: no, i am just doing test streams, but if i do i can relay the stream to mr. tweeny, i don't have a dezignated timeslott yet Cease: this happened here too. Cease: the stabbers seems crazy. the pyro had an agenda. coda: actually, my program would encourage voicechatting perammiters Rufus_T_Firetween: If you plan to do a stream coda, you can always announce it here Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah, definitely didn't like Masons Commando Cody: Oh Ok. Thanks for the info. coda. Cease: i've been watching new adam curtis series recently, and one of itrs stories is the guy who invented the illuminati coda: thanks for the platform, my anouncement might be lengthy, with instructions in joining if people wish to voicechat as well as irc Cease: thinking that it was so absurd, no one could believe it. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “KEEPING THE WOLVES AWAKE” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#COLLAGES Rufus_T_Firetween: ** CBC Ideas programme on Wolves: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/from-scavenger-to-household-royalty-how-dogs-evolved-from-wolves-to-pampered-pets-1.5930345 Rufus_T_Firetween: email me coda, and we'll see if we can come up with an advertisement Commando Cody: I never wanted to join The Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes. Rufus_T_Firetween: haha Rufus_T_Firetween: Wasn't that Jackie Gleeson? Rufus_T_Firetween: their 'lodge'? ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Commando Cody: The Flintstones. Rufus_T_Firetween: Ah, OK ||||||||| Mr. Bark Bark sneaks in around 9:42 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Commando Cody: Gleason's was The International Brotherhood Of Loyal Raccoons Cease: hi bb Mr. Bark Bark: Hello, Cease! Commando Cody: Now I certainly would have loved to come up to Cease's hood to become a member of the Possum Lodge. Mr. Bark Bark: I've never heard this one! coda: i'm off to bed, i'm still recovering from a sinus infection, and the medication i'm on makes me a little drousey at times Cease: get better, coda Commando Cody: Adios coda. DJTweeny: be well coda DJTweeny: Ruff Bark Commando Cody: Howdy Bark. Good choice of evenings to join us. Mr. Bark Bark: Indeed! coda: oh, i'm much better than i have been in 8 days, when my alergies act up, sinus infections always get me, don' coda: don't crush that dwarf, hand me the plyers, goodnight all Cease: nitre, coda Rufus_T_Firetween: ** CBC Ideas programme on Wolves: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/from-scavenger-to-household-royalty-how-dogs-evolved-from-wolves-to-pampered-pets-1.5930345 ||||||||| Catherwood leads johan amadeus myjetski into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:51 PM, then departs. DJTweeny: allo coda DJTweeny: allo Johan Cease: hey jammy johan amadeus myjetski: 'allo, allo!@ Cease: just in time for the end of my collage Rufus_T_Firetween: there's always te archive Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “KEEPING THE WOLVES AWAKE” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#COLLAGES ||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!" Rufus_T_Firetween: *the johan amadeus myjetski: Cease, I am a dog lover, was a professional dog sitter for 14 years, & can't believe i missed this! will catch it on the flipdise Commando Cody: Howdy JAM. johan amadeus myjetski: Hiya, CC, DJT Cease: you'll like it, jammy. austin loved dogs Cease: this is part of a 2-part austin birthday celebration Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin Commando Cody: I like dogs well enough to have had a few over the years but I'm more on Cat's wavelength with the feline crowd. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at the Firesign Theatre web site >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN'S “Blog Of The Unknown” >> https://philaustinblogofunknown.wordpress.com/ Commando Cody: All Dogs go to Heaven. Commando Cody:https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjtq-LYut7vAhWCX80KHZieAvMQFjABegQICBAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0096787%2F&usg=AOvVaw2Ck6IXmQFHt-NReahS-bjI johan amadeus myjetski: and all heavens go to the dogs. why, just look up at night, & there's the Dog Star... Commando Cody: Oops, sorry. Didn't know it was a very long URL. Mr. Bark Bark: Having terrible connection problems, will check back later! Night all! Commando Cody: Adios BB. Rufus_T_Firetween: later Bark Cease: by bb
Rufus_T_Firetween loves his Google Fiber ||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!" johan amadeus myjetski: adieu,BB! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks to RADIO FREE DISHNUTS for providing the streaming server for this show. If you'd like to make a small contribution to help with the server fees, there's a PayPal link to donate here >> http://dishnuts.net ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| coda - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: great, cat ||||||||| New notice: '** HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL AUSTIN!! ** Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s “A PHIL AUSTIN STORY” 128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u check out Cat's Collages at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/' Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, no introduction, sorry Cease: no, no introduction for this. i made before i was doing introudctions Cease: this is you talking to proc Rufus_T_Firetween: right, forgot about that Rufus_T_Firetween: yes 'tis Cease: this has been in the archives for years. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A PHIL AUSTIN STORY” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S PLAYS at >> http://www.seemreal.com Cease: this is bit is from the firesign live in nyc in 1970 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S VIDEOS at >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6zFfC24DuakAbRIRpbPnxQ?view_as=subscriber Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out CAT'S BLOG at >> http://seemrealland.blogspot.ca/ Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Cease: this is from phil's yet unpublished novel, Beaver Teeth Commando Cody: As yet unpublished? Commando Cody: That's no fun. Rufus_T_Firetween: kewl ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:11 PM and late as usual, it's Beet, just back from Funfun Town." Beet: Hello all. DJTweeny: Yo Beet Commando Cody: Hey there Beet. ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Commando Cody: What are the odds it ever will Cease? Beet: Hi, Dr Tween, Commando Cease: hey beet Beet: Greetings, Dr Cease Cease: i know a lot of firesign product will be released. talked to ossman a few days ago. Beet: Great news! Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A PHIL AUSTIN STORY” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS Cease: our tiny chat is considered valuable in luring folks in to buy all their new stuff Commando Cody: That's good to hear. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new FIRESIGN THEATRE DOWNLOAD STORE at >> https://firesigntheatre.bandcamp.com/releases Cease: some of you may remember i used this same story last week in my cowboy collage Commando Cody: Yep, I caught that. johan amadeus myjetski: hey, beet! Beet: "Stacked body" You don't hear that expression any more. Beet: Hi JAM ||||||||| It's 10:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mr. Bark Bark - dead from Covid 19 ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... johan amadeus myjetski: I once heard a Brit use the expression 'stacked like a brick chicken house' Rufus_T_Firetween: Beet: "Stacked body" You don't hear that expression any more. << thankfully johan amadeus myjetski: not sure what he actually meant by it, if anything... Beet: In Texas it was a "brick s***house. Commando Cody: Our colloquillism was "Built like a brick shithouse" Beet: Exactly ||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesigns XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action! Commando Cody: HA! Jinx, you owe me a ke Beet. Commando Cody: *Coke Beet: OK Commando Cody: Of course once we heard the balcony you could do SHakespeare from.... johan amadeus myjetski: Oh, you mean Bottles! Rufus_T_Firetween: great line Commando Cody: Yep! ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 10:20 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new video DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/firesale/firesale.php Merlyn: hi johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Merlyn! Cease: Merl Rufus_T_Firetween: Hey Merlyn Rufus_T_Firetween: ** NEW FIRESIGN ALBUM!! ** - DOPE HUMOR OF THE SEVENTIES >> https://standuprecords.com/products/the-firesign-theatre-dope-humor-of-the-seventies-double-vinyl Commando Cody: Merl. Good thing you showed up. Commando Cody: This show has gone to the dogs. Rufus_T_Firetween: Just in the nick of time! Beet: Hey, Merl. Commando Cody: God one Rufus. Cease: One of Commando Cody: *Good Cease: Austin's wonderful tales ||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!" Cease: here's another. Cease: htis one is true. Commando Cody: Or Maybe Dog ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesigns NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Cease: kinda Cease: i went in search of this house when i was last in frisco, 03 Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at Wikipedia >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Austin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN at the Firesign Theatre web site >> https://firesigntheatrelegacy.com/media/media.php?member=Austin Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL AUSTIN'S “Blog Of The Unknown” >> https://philaustinblogofunknown.wordpress.com/ Cease: The Graduate Commando Cody: Hey Cease, given your penchant for collagess and cats have you seen the Owlkitty videos on You Tube? johan amadeus myjetski: someone should write a 'Guide to Being Crazy in the Army'... Cease: no Commando Cody:https://youtu.be/nf7GsKFepDg Commando Cody: There are a bunch of them. Pretty well done video/CGI work. Cease: just had a peek. looks great Beet: FM was a miracle in those days. Rufus_T_Firetween: It's a somewhat different situation with an all-volunteer army Commando Cody: Hey JAM, somebody already did. It's called Catch 22. johan amadeus myjetski: LOL, CC! Rufus_T_Firetween: heh, great book Cease: indeed, beet. i was lucky enough to be in la when that happened. Commando Cody: I had forgotten about White Brains on Toast. Commando Cody: I think they did a great job of getting it right in the movie as well. llanwydd: I always thought white brains on toast was a reference to the song white punks on dope Cease: makes sense, llan. tubes did gigs with firesign Commando Cody: Cease? Any comment on llan's chat. llanwydd: a song a never cared for but it was an interesting reference Cease: see above Commando Cody: You read my white brain Cease. Cease: this was the kind of audio austin grew up with Deputy Dang: bulbous bouffant Cease: his mother was a high school drama teacher Rufus_T_Firetween: Cease: makes sense, llan. tubes did gigs with firesign << didn't know that, would make sense that brains on toast was influenced by them Commando Cody: Dang is that a reference to the Vestibules? Cease: they were, are sponges Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download Cat’s collage “A PHIL AUSTIN STORY” at >> http://kurtericson.com/cat/#FIRESIGN_AUDIO_BIOS Commando Cody: Stripper named Hailstone. Beet: Most dicks are private. Commando Cody: I can't get Stormy Daniels out of my head now. Rufus_T_Firetween: Commando Cody: I can't get Stormy Daniels out of my head now. << as a lady Jj at RFD would say, "Which head?" Rufus_T_Firetween: *DJ Commando Cody: Well Beet, if it's nice out, maybe you should leave it out. Commando Cody: LOL! I think I'd better start listening to more RFD. ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Beet: I never tried that. Cease: i forgot how hissy this was. i should re-do it for the archives, tween. Cease: 3 collages in a row i used this. Cease: it's worth hearing 3 times Rufus_T_Firetween: sure cease, let's make it as good as it can be ||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! ** Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :) Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 7-9pm EST every Tuesday at www.dishnuts.net Listen to the ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/firesign' Cease: i will listen to and fix the next austin collage for next week. the other piece is Roller Maidens Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation... Deputy Dang: tonight was very educational llanwydd: great fun as always ||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote." Beet: I enjoyed this. Thanks to everyone. Great collage, Dr Cease. Thanks for guiding us, Dr Tween. G'Nite all. johan amadeus myjetski: Nite all! Thanks Cat! Commando Cody: Thanks Cease and DJTween Cease: you would have learned a lot about dogs and wolves Commando Cody: Adios gang. CU next week I hope. Deputy Dang: Good night all! llanwydd: thanks tweeny and cat ||||||||| Deputy Dang says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Deputy Dang exits at 10:53 PM. llanwydd: nite everybody ||||||||| Around 10:53 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset... Cease: we do our best Rufus_T_Firetween: Austin was a really good musician. Great Kristofferson parody :) Commando Cody: I've never heard this before. Cease: weird al but more surreal Rufus_T_Firetween: from Roller Maidens Commando Cody: I was going for Kinky Friedman. Cease: do we have room for some Daily Feed next week, Tween? Rufus_T_Firetween: Austin in the chat said it was Kristofferson :) ||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!" Commando Cody: It's on my list now. Cease: 2 minute pieces. Rufus_T_Firetween: We'll see Cat Cease: if you are already in the desert, how can you be headed towards the desert Rufus_T_Firetween: lots of great country music parodies on Roller Maidens Commando Cody: I was thinking Friedman before I knew it was Austin (doing Kristofferson) DJTweeny: Until last time, again... Cease: off we flit Commando Cody: Bye. ||||||||| Commando Cody hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Commando Cody?! It's 10:57 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Merlyn: bye, thanks catween ||||||||| At 10:58 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 11:15 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Cease - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Beet - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:31 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Cease
coda
Commando Cody
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
johan amadeus myjetski
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mr. Bark Bark
Rufus_T_Firetween