See Charlie Fatt in "Kane!"
Starts FRIDAY!

Discipline & Bondage Physical Fatness Greater Self-Abuse Increased Self Immolation Most Effective Self-Deprecation Techniques Tournament Sleeve-Job Competition R.E.S.P.E.C.T.!

Wrestling with stress puppies in the data swamp? Speed skating with wolves on the glass ceiling? Beating off the rat race with a mouse? Has the neighborhood bully been Billy Jacking You? Can't tell the AC's from the DC's? Need to get out in times of Declared Emergency? Then shift your organs on over to ® Become master of your own Philatelist Club with courses in: Dumb Dang Demonology Cantonese Tongue Fu Charles Fatter Kane's Kick-Film Editing Origami  (at least on paper...) Glue Tasting & Sniffing Capitalism at its Best WTO Protesting Tear Gas Inhalation Stopping Rubber Bullets With Your Face When you master Master Fatt's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, why, even the Girl from Ipanema will call you Adolph!